THURSDAY 3-13-25

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Wake Up, Wake Up, Wake Up, Wake Up.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
In a world of full mediocre radio, in a time
of regulations and rules, under the scrutiny of bosses and management,
one show breaks all the rules to deliver entertaining, compelling
and educated radio and stand about.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
All the rest. And this show.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
Isn't it?

Speaker 3 (00:43):
Hey, ho boy, what's happening?

Speaker 1 (00:45):
Man?

Speaker 3 (00:45):
I'm ready to ban birthday cake. It's the worst part
of birthday celebration. I haven't had birthday you know what.
I haven't had birthday cake for a birthday in a
while because we're cheap. It's all. It's only me and like,
you know, two kids and the white Usually what dudes,
we'll stick a candle in something. I think last time
for my kid it was it was a slice of pizza.
So you go out the candle on the it's a

(01:06):
cakes it. Yeah, that's one of these things where my wife,
her parents had her over for a birthday dinner. Right,
So so my wife works by her her parents, and
so she's like, she's like, hey, when a little guy
gets off the bus, can you run him down to
my parents. We're gonna have birthday birthday dinner. I was like, perfect, man, awesome,
you know. My father in law does up the steaks.
He does scallops, you know, big night for people who

(01:29):
are on carbs, like red lobster man. Fantastic, yeah man,
you know. And he's he's a good cook. So we're
down there and so I look at the clock. It's
like seven o'clock and I'm like, all right, time for
Daddy O to get home. It's a forty five minute
drive back home because I got to get up to
do this job. And then my oldest goes, you can't
leave yet. We still have to do the birthday cake.

(01:50):
Can't leave without doing the birthday She's man, And I
said to her, I said, well, then get the goddamn
cake on the table and let's go do this because
I gotta I gotta roll here. And it's like it's
it's like everyone's just taking their time. And I was like, guys,
clock is a tickt. I got the roll. It feels
like an excuse to keep people there longer than they
want to be. It's like, hold up to the very
last minute now when they're ready to leave. U uh ah,

(02:11):
we got cake. Do I need to be there for
the cake?

Speaker 2 (02:13):
No?

Speaker 3 (02:13):
I don't really need the cake. Could have went on
without meking about this. Why did you even get a cake?
We had a beautiful dinner, we can say having birthday.
She doesn't the blow a candle, ast sucking a k one, Like, dude,
it's springtime, so like everyone's on a diet. So my
oldest I guess she was the one that kind of
was in charge of the cake. She's like, you want
a piece of cake? No, want a piece of cake.

Speaker 4 (02:30):
No.

Speaker 3 (02:30):
She's going around the table. Everyone's turning it down because
everyone's like, yeah, like you hit me with this in
December maybe, but now everyone's trying to get ready for summer.
I'm trying to get a two pack for the beach man.
You're gonna show cape down my face. And it was
a canoe cake. I mean it looked cool if you
if you dug cake right, but it's just like, all right,
I gotta I got a rock and roll did that

(02:51):
movie thing for my kids the birthday and all. She's like, well,
what about a cake? I was like, not needed need.
We don't need the cake room. We don't need the
party room. With the movie theater, watch the movie, collect
the gifts in the cards and get out the same
thing with the wedding, everyone's like, oh my god, look
she shoved the cake cake in his face. And then
they pack up the cake in a box, they put
it on the table, and everyone forgets it. Yeah, you

(03:11):
know what they're doing more now they don't even they
don't even acknowledge the fact they're cutting the cake, because
again it's a stupid thing. Man, Thanks God the garter
and the cake tossed that one away. They're like, no, no,
we're just gonna we'll cut the stupid cake. We'll put
it on the table if somebody wants to get You're right,
you're taking that little package. And what are you bringing
it home for it? You're gonna eat in the car.
You've already you've already bloated yourself and you're sweating and
dancing and everything else. Now you want a piece of cake.

(03:33):
That cake thinks stuff, dude, White trash wedding. I was
not there, so I got to take a third hand,
real white trash. Bride and groom are almost blackout drunk
by the time the wedding cake stuff happens. So then
they're like, oh my god, you know you put the
cake on the nose. The photographer is really taunting them

(03:54):
to do that stuff. So the wife puts the cake
on the face of the guy. Guy then does it
to the wife, but he does a little too hard,
so the wife comes back with more cake on the face. Dude.
It ends up in a full on fistfight between the
bride and groom, to the point where she knocks him out.

(04:14):
He's out cold, blacked out drunk. They have to drag
him out and he wakes up the next day. Meanwhile,
I have Pat Benatar hit me with your fast shot
k up on the music play when all this goes down, Dude,
I think he almost missed his honeymoons. They had to
get up the next morning to go on their honeymoon,
and he was still hurting so bad. Doesn't remember anything. Yeah,

(04:35):
and it's like maybe we give it. But at one
point they give the knife to the bride and it's like,
why is she holding a knife? Listen, is let's just
stop with cakes. You don't need cake? Okare you don't
need cake? No? Hey, everybody, Thursday, we're gonna find that
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One hunch point seven ZXL, Sup, there's his rock station

(04:55):
ZXL Morning Show. Do it line. I can go all right,
and we'll do it a lot.

Speaker 1 (05:04):
And things sucks.

Speaker 3 (05:05):
I'm scotty. Good morning. Here's some news foul us. On
a Thursday, President Donald Trump warned Irish Prime Minister Michael
Martin about comedian Rosie o'donald, who revealed she left the
US for Ireland. Ah, yeah, he's over there now, this
is our president. Yeah, another fat Irish potato. Now they
don't like each other, President Donald Trump, roso Donald do

(05:26):
not like each other. Rosie revealed in a TikTok video
that she moved to Ireland on January fifteenth, explaining that
she will consider moving back to the US when it's
safe for all citizens to have equal rights. So Trump
was asked by I guess an Irish reporter was at
the White House, and Trump grabs the reporter. He goes,

(05:46):
why in the world would you let Rosie o'donald move
to Ireland? And you know what, Rosie, who cares? Who's
cared about Rosio o'donald And how long? So Trump said,
do you even know who Rosie o'donald is and I
guess the Irish reporter should his head and he goes, good,
you're better off not knowing o'donald. I guess she's Irish, right,
little Irish o'donald. Yeah, she's Irish. Yeah, she's got the

(06:08):
big fat iron. She thot what she wanted, so she
puts her TikTok thing out there. Oh my god, I left.
It's not safe there. But now you're stuck in Ireland,
like that's gonna get boring real fast. And Ireland's not
in a great way right now. They have a big
problem when it comes to two migrants coming in.

Speaker 1 (06:24):
But I do.

Speaker 3 (06:25):
There is a movie that I love and Rosio o'donald's
in it, so it's hard for me to hate her.
It's called Beautiful Girls, and she's so good in it.
Is that where she's a slow broad. No, No, that
was a tough movie to watch where she played somebody
who was mentally challenged. She did a fantastic job at it.
Twenty structures our Threat and has a wildfire burns in
Franklin Township, Gloucester County. The fire dubbed the Scotland Run

(06:47):
Wildfires burned about one hundred and fifty eight or so
far it's about fifty percent contained. Firefighters will be at
the scene through the morning. No firefighters have been injured
in the black. Costco employees are going to see bigger paychecks.
The warehouse chain's latest employee agreement at the United States

(07:08):
and Canada locations begins this week. Twenty bucks was the
going rate. Now it's up to thirty one dollars and
ninety cents for a worker at Costco. Yep, the increase
doesn't stop me. Bad for us, but good for them.
Three year contracts include a dollar hourly rate increase in
twenty eight, twenty six, and twenty twenty seven. Meanwhile, junior

(07:30):
clerk's and assistants we'll get a fifty cent hourly rate raise.
They will see hourly wage bumps up to twenty one
dollars next year, and then twenty two the year after that.
That's where you and I go after this. Then, new
hires now receive more vacation days in their first year,
while employees who have been part of the company for
thirty plus years will get a whole week extra of vacation.
Just work in the warehouse. You and I, dude, people

(07:53):
love it. Man, And here's a company that takes care
of its employees. So employees stay, so they'd rather put
out the money up front, like hey, look, you're a manager.
You're making thirty one bucks an hour. But they stay
because they like working for the company. You and I
in a warehouse, right, And then they find out we
did a radio show and they're like, wait a minute,
what about if we put on on Costco Radio? Now
we're doing the morning show for Costco. I told you

(08:13):
there was a Walmart has Walmart Radio, and it's a
guy pretending to do like a real show taking callers.
And when he kicks up the phone on Walmart Radio,
he's like, uh stort three to three five from Charleston,
South Carolina. You're on. Yeah, woman just fell off a rascal.
And if what I'm listening And if you don't pay
real attention to it, you think it's a real radio show.

(08:34):
That's news? What about sports Raptors Beats to seventy six
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Jersey's Rock Station ZXL Morning Show, lunch point seven ZXL

(09:03):
That Jersey's Rock Station ZX one show. So I thought
I was saving electricity. Meanwhile I was ruining my wife's bread.
And this is because you brought it up on the show.
Your wife's making her homemade bread now. My wife's in
the sour dough phase of her life. Yeah, by the way,
we're making it now, and we've had neighbors come over
and grab loafs. I'm like, are we selling that or
what are we doing? Are we a bread making? Because
once it starts happening, you can't stop it. So now

(09:25):
it's just this Ever like my wife, she did her
first run and it was like eh, So she's back
into the with a pen and a pad. She's down
in the lab and so she's getting ready for her
second batch. But once it starts popping, like you got
all this bread, you don't know what to do with it.
And our house doesn't even eat bread. So it's not

(09:46):
even like our house. Can can you know it's not
being eaten in our house. That's a problem. She makes
two loafs, so we don't need a lot of bread
in our house. I meanwhile, she just bought bread yesterday.
But then we have a loaf, a half a loaf
seiling one loaf. It's all you need is one loaf
for our family for a good week. And the thing
with sourdough is it's not like wonderbread where you like
you ski you could have like a blooney sandwich with it.
It's like its own meal, right, it doesn't. It's not

(10:09):
a sandwich bread. It doesn't steel like a sandwich bread.
Have it like with a meal. It's like a garlic bread.
That's what you're doing. Yeah, you gotta pasta dish going.
So you brought up the fact that your wife has
to put it in different places around the house to
keep it at a circuit temperature. Yes, it has to
be kept that I can get like sixty eight degrees
and I keep the house at sixty six. And my
wife hates it, so she keeps it either in the
oven or in the microwave to keep it like it

(10:32):
at one temperature, except when you have to use the microwave.
I now have to take this stupid jar out. So
I brought yourself with my wife. She's like, well, I
do the same thing. She's like, and you keep messing
it up. Oh no, I like, well, how am I
messing it up? I think because she has a habit
of leaving lights on in the pantry and okay, bedroom,
in the bathroom and every lights are always on. Now
utility bills it through the roof. So anytime I can

(10:53):
turn something off, I will. Ye, I'll come down at
night to get you know, to head out to work.
At four in the morning, I see the oven lights on.
I'm like, oh, the oven lights on again. I turn
the oven light off, and now I'm ruining the temperature
of her sour dough bread. I didn't know that's how
it worked. Okay, here's my issue with that. And it's
not even an issue. Majority of bulbs anymore don't give
off heat. So she says, yeah, so you're just you're

(11:16):
just it's just you're just illuminating it. There's not heat
being given off. I'll give you that. If you leave
it in the oven light or not light, it may
be a little bit warmer than the temperature outside the oven.
But I don't think the light's gonna warm up anything.
So why does your wife put it in the microwave then,
because she thinks the house is too cold, and the microwave,

(11:37):
it's pretty the microwave will be a little bit warmer
than the rest rise. So it's just the door that
she thinks that's gonna be a little bit warm. My
wife did the same thing with the oven, and I
told her, I said, I said, they're not doing anything
that light. If the oven is not warm, it's not
an easy bake oven. I said, listen, So since you
leave your closet light on all the time, why don't
we just put the bread in the cloths. She's cooking
her clothes, right, just leave leave the clothes that have

(11:59):
to be warm when she puts them on. I'm your bread.
I had no idea how. I still can't even. I
can't even I can't even fathom the concept of how
it's this little thing that grows in the refrigerator and
then like it's it's like it's a live thing. My
wife will get upset, like she names it and everything.
So like the first time she tried doing it, it
died and she got all sad that it died. Oh

(12:20):
my god. And I'm like, I'm like, okay, I'm like,
isn't it just I mean, just put it in a
dish washing. Yeah, it's like now it's a little fetus. Yeah.
I'm like, I guess it's a living thing. Right. I'm
going to bite into a Zekiel tonight when I have
my pasta and I make a garlic bread out of them. Yeah.
So so yeah she I think my wife's ready for
the second batch soon. But the first batch did not

(12:40):
go well. She's learning, she's learning from her mistakes, like
elon musk. When you nail it, dude, it really is.
It's something, man, It is really all smells good when
she's doing it. Put butter, you put garlic on that thing?
What it's the peen in the balls. Every time I
go to use the microwave, I gotta take this dumb
jar out. And the jar has a little hairnet on it.
It's all whole thing. Well, don't kill Becky. I think

(13:02):
ours is named Lola, Lana something like that. It's got
a whole name. I don't know. Well, how about Fred
Fred the bread doesn't that make sense? Fred is our
bearded dragon, who's actually your girl?

Speaker 1 (13:13):
All right?

Speaker 3 (13:13):
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Speaker 1 (13:36):
Rocks, all right, kill Joe and Scotti. Rock news.

Speaker 3 (13:50):
Here's some rock and news for you. Gene Simmons, he
was asked why he keeps going back on stage even
though Kiss is retired. He said he can't help himself.
He needs to be back on stage. He's out there
doing the solo thing, no makeup, just Gene Simmons and
his band, even though in twenty twenty three Madison Square
Garden was the last show ever for Kiss, probably, he said,

(14:13):
I tried to stay away from the stage, but it's
just too much damn fun. He said, I thought I'd
take a couple of years off after the band was
out there for fifty years. But I'm back up here
on stage. They're not coming back on tour, are they? Yes?
Are they done? They're done? I mean, I guess they've
said that before, but I mean, these guys are closing
in on eighty Jesus, so I don't know how much

(14:36):
more they can do. Spinal Tap Spinal Tap two, the movie,
the sequel to the nineteen eighty four rock mockumentary This
Is Spinal Tap, is set to be released, they announced
yesterday September twelve. A teaser for the movie shows the
band plugging in before a show, revealing an amplifier that

(14:56):
goes to eleven. O he turned it up to eleven?
Did they riff the knob off afterwards?

Speaker 5 (15:02):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (15:02):
Well, you know that's from Spinal Tap, So that's where
it got. He goes, if you see my man, he
goes to eleven, and the guy goes, why why does
he go to eleven? Kus is louda? And he goes, well,
why wouldn't you just make ten louder? Because he goes
to eleven. David Saint Hubbins, Nigel Toughnell, and Derek Small's

(15:25):
are all confirmed to return to the new movie, along
with Paul McCartney and Elton John will help them out.
Paul Shaeffer and fran Drescher are also said to return,
being part of the first film. Is that the Paul
Shaffer from a Letterman Hip. He's still alive. He looked
like he was seventy when he did the show that
bald head. He shaved his head, so you never know
how old he is. Oh wow. He always constantly looks

(15:48):
like he's like fifty five. Was he like thirty two
when he did that? Yes? Uh, well, he was the
original band leader for SNL. That's all he got. The
Letterman gig gotcha and then he wrote he wrote that
Letterman Gig for thirty years. Billy Corgan is gonna take
the album Melancholy and the Infinite Sadness, the very successful
Smashing Pumpkins album, and he's gonna do what with it?

(16:09):
Jojo Uh. He's gonna remaster it and re release it
sort of kind of. He's gonna make it into an opera.
The Lyric Opera of Chicago is going to help him out.
To celebrate the thirtieth anniversary of Melancholy and the Infinite Sadness.
Billy is gonna go out there with him and do
the opera, the Smashing Pumpkins Opera. I don't like Smashing

(16:31):
Pumpkins and I don't like opera. Eh. You think i'd
like it? Would I like this? Eh? I like Billy Corgan.
I'm not a huge fan of Smashing Pumpkins. He's got
a new podcast. He's pretty good interviewer. He likes wrestling,
which makes me laugh. He owns the NWA. But like,
what's nineteen seventy nine sound like as an opera? Well,
get ready because that's off the end the Melancholy and

(16:51):
the Infinite Sadness. It's called a Night of Melancholy and
the Infinite Sadness. Tickets go on sale Friday, April eleventh,
and the shows will run November twenty through the thirtieth.
There you go. Some rock news for you when you're hiring.
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It is crazy what people think they can get away
with what they can say. And I feel like we're

(17:36):
way worse now than we have been in past years.
Do you think we're saying worse things or people are
hearing just say things without thinking of the consequences of
saying them. Will we hide behind social media walls too?
But this was no face to face. Oh, this was
at my in laws, right. My wife was having a
birthday dinner last night at my in laws and her

(17:57):
her grandmother had a knee replacement done that morning, so
like there was some extra relatives down for her birthday
and to help out the grandmother getting around and uh,
just sitting around the kitchen table. Right, it's post dinner.
I think everyone's waiting on the birthday cake. And my daughter,
my oldest daughter, is gonna be twenty five. She has

(18:19):
a cousin who's almost the same age now. Her cousin's
mom her my wife's aunt. So I guess it would
be my my daughter's second aunt. Let me write this down, right, Yeah, right,
I guess that's what it is. Right, it's my wife's aunt.
So if it's my wife's aunt, what would that be
to my daughter second aunt? That's weird, man, You just

(18:42):
I don't know. I just call it an aunt or
a cousin of you. Right. Yeah. So like second, my daughter,
my daughter is the same age as my wife's aunt's daughter. Okay,
now my wife's aunt's daughter's not there, and my daughter
goes up to her mother, my wife's aunt, and says,
blah blah blah. Your daughter says her name, so you

(19:03):
know my wife's aunt. It goes oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
you know, you know she's She explains that I know
she's working or something and she couldn't make it down.
And my daughter goes, yeah, she's trying to say she's
reading the book Warren Piece, but I know she can't read.
To her mom, yeah, And I even have to go, Joe,

(19:28):
what do you you like? Do you hear what you're saying?
And she said she was reading a book, she said,
a Warren Piece, which is a very intricate, long, big book.
You usually read it in high school or college. And
she I go, do you understand what you said? You
said that she can't read, And now my daughter's trying
to back jug you. No, I didn't say she can't read.

(19:49):
I'm saying she wouldn't read a book like that, right,
I said, you came out said she can't read, like
it's too advanced for her, or she can't read yeah yeah,
or that, Joe, do you understand you said that to
her mom? And I'm saying this and then me, I'm
even worse. I'm saying this in front of the mom.
I'm trying to explain to my daughter how you insulted

(20:09):
her in front of her mom. I don't know, maybe
she is reading it, maybe she is trying to get
through this intricate and then and then and then my
daughter's really trying to backtrack, trying to dig out of
the hole. And she's like, no, no, no, I meant like
she does audio books. And I was like, all right,
maybe she's sadly she's describing me. Maybe it's time to
pump the brakes because you definitely just told that woman
that her daughter, who is also going to be twenty

(20:30):
five this year, can't read a book. Yeah yeah, and
and made it even worse by saying, no, no, no,
she's just gonna do the audio book like I know
I could, she probably can't read the book. Like I
can lie to my friends and my wife about things
that I am doing, but they know damn well, I'm
not doing any of those. Well, that's what my daughters building. Deck.
Joe's not building. There's no way Joe's building it. Joe
might be there holding the woods for the guy who

(20:52):
really knows how to build a deck, but we know
Joe's not building. Her daughter is trying to say, look
at your daughter. She's trying to show everyone on social
media that she's smart by reading this book. She would
never read this book, but it came out as your
daughter's dumb and she can't read. She's clearly lying on
social media what's happened? And I know exactly what she's doing.

(21:13):
Like it's that thing and women do it all the time,
and women you know you're guilty of it. They take
like a selfie, but in the background will be like
a book like Warren Peace or something like you know,
a Jack Carrouac book or a self help book, and
it's like, oh, whoops, what's that doing there? Exeople know
it's there. You know it's in the background. You know

(21:33):
you wanted to be a talking point, Like the other day,
I'm shooting hoops with my boys, right, but we have
a it's from a little little guy, so it's a
neighbver has like a it's a smaller net. It's not
a ten foot thing. It's a i don't know, like
six or seven feet, so he can hit it. But
I'm like, hey, guys, listen, I want you to video
me from the waist up. I'm gonna pretend to jump
up and slam dunk the hell out of this basketball.

(21:54):
And then I'm a post on social media and say, hey,
still got it. But my friends know Joe's never been
able to a ten foot net, and I know at
fifty one, Joe certainly can't slam. But see, you're making
a joke, but people actually do that. That's why. Yeah,
I try and explain to the kids. I go, it's
not that social world is not real. Social media world
is not real. My wife turned me on to this

(22:15):
years ago, and I try and tell my kids this too,
just because I'm vain when it comes to this. I said, look,
when you guys take those selfies in the mirror, right,
you're getting ready, I said, look in the background, I
like my daughter her college dorm, there's clothes all over
the floor. I go, can you clean up behind if
you're going to take the selfie of how great, you

(22:35):
look right, you're going a night out. Blah blah blah,
clean up behind you. And my wife told me I too,
She's like, make sure that wherever you're taking the selfie
looks presentable. Oh yeah, well we're taking the picture before
we go out on a date night. My wife likes
to take a picture because you know, we're looking nicer. Yeah,
we have to move three or four different rooms to
figure out the room. We can't do it in the kitchen.
There's things usually on the island, or there's dishes into saying, well,

(22:55):
that's like the girls who take them into the bathroom selfies.
The toilet seats up, there's tan pon z now right
to see that. No one wants to see that. And
I try and tell the kids, I go, if you're
gonna do like, I'll actually move stuff hes they're about
to take the selfie, and I'm like, guys, like, you
gotta see that background, Like the mom will take you know,
you'll see it on social media all the time, like
the mom's trying to take the selfie, but there's a

(23:17):
kid crying in the background. You can see he's being neglected.
Called real life, Yeah, like the background is real life. Yeah, right,
Like I love we have a buddy heavy handed Denis,
and I'll put up the selfie every day at Facebook
dot com forwards last jo Jo and Scotti and for
a while, man, it's super smoking hot chicks. But then
he would he would pick apart the background of like
the apartment and be like, oh my god, look how

(23:39):
dirty that grout is in the bathroom. Or he'd be like,
oh my god, there's no trim on that door for it.
My cousin sent me a picture. My cousin she just
had just had a baby, so she said. I was like, hey, man,
how's it going. But sends me a picture of like
the little her her son holding the baby. Right, I
see on the side, there's one of those holders that
you go to a restaurant they put at the table
where you hold wine, you ice wine. So I have

(24:01):
the kid holding the baby. But in this nursery room
there's a bottle of wine. Why a wine cooler. I
was like, yeah, you know what, that's real life right there,
barely you were trying to put the baby down a
breastfeed while you're pounding the bottle of wine. That's real life.
That is real life. And I to tell my twist
that you can't tell someone that their kid can't read?
Can you not do that? Look we get back knock

(24:21):
out some bedlands. This report is sponsored by Jackson Hewett.
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rock station and the ZXL morning show. A weird place
to be upsold the dentist office. But that's what do

(24:44):
We just had this conversation because I'm getting I'm at
that age now where we're old where stuff starts to
go into like healthcare. Yeah. Yeah, Like We're sitting around
a kitchen table yesterday and I'm with a bunch of people,
ones a nurse, ones that were just retired postal worker.
My wife she runs, she runs offices, and we're all
talking about our healthcare. And it goes, this is what

(25:05):
happens when you get old. Yeah, yeah, like, this is
the conversation now we have to have. It's about healthcare.
So I uh so I cracked the tooth to find
out I crack I cracked the crown that was over
top of the tooth. That's just rotting away in the
back of my back of my mouth, right, I could
see it now. Yeah, I like that. They just put
like a plastic tarp over it and we pretend it
doesn't exist, not needed. Meanwhile, whatever this whatever is, it's

(25:28):
bleeding into my bloodstream, poisoning me every day. Yeah, so
I uh swie go I finally get in there. I'm
on the emergency list that they get me in. So
God looking at it, he's like, yeah, He's like, you know,
it's gotta it's gotta come out. That's cracked. I was like,
take it out now, like you're the dentist. We're here, man,
God impliers, give me a little shot and let's go
pull it out. Well he's like, well, I can't do it.
I gotta send you to the oral surgeon. So that's

(25:50):
the professional man that's upstairs. Bro, that's the first steal is.
These dentists can't be Denis anymore.

Speaker 4 (25:58):
So.

Speaker 3 (25:58):
Now, back in the day that Denis would just yank
that tooth out because he was a dentist Jojo. He
would have had his foot up on my leg pulling
for the pair of pliers and got this thing out.
I would have been fineing this, I guess in the
last twenty years. No, no, no, Now, dentists can't do anything,
but pretty pretty much all a dentist is is the
guy after a car wash that wipes down your your
your wet car. Why am I here again?

Speaker 1 (26:19):
Then?

Speaker 3 (26:19):
And then if you need any real stuff done, like
any vacuuming inside the car, you have to go to
an oral surgeon. I called him the P word. I said,
all right, man, I'll go somewhere else to send me
the referral, which, by the way, now some insurances now
don't accept the oral surgeon. So now it's just an
insurance game you're playing. So I said, listen, I wanted to.
I just would take it out. He's like, well, you

(26:40):
just had braces on, right, He's like, yeah, you got
them all. He's like, man, I think I would. I
think if I was you, Listen, you're a young guy.
I think I would put an implant in there.

Speaker 1 (26:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (26:49):
I'm like, no, no, I don't think I'm gonna do
an implant, but probably say what, the implant's going to bay.
He got fifty two great years with this tooth, so
you're good with it. To get it out there, man,
I don't want an implant. But he's like, ah, your
teeth are gonna shift, and yeah, it's selling me on
the implant. But sir, I'm in the last part of
my life. But I said, I said, listen, I probably

(27:10):
got about four more years than me. Man, I'm gonna
worry about this tooth now unless you're gonna go in there.
I don't need it. I'm not a fourteen year old.
So now I'm checking out. I'm like, and now she's
she'd refer me over to the oral surgeon. I'm like, yeah,
so my concern is how much money out of pocket
is this going to be? Yeah, oh, the oral surgeon's
not gonna be one hundred percent covered. I'm taking a
look at your insurance here as well. You know what, well,

(27:31):
you're gonna go to the oral surgeon and uh, they
gotta do a bone graft to put some more bone
in there. Then you come back here and here's where
we put the implant. I'm like, listen, honey, I think
I call her sweet Teeth. I said, listen to sweet teas,
give me a guestimate. It don't have to be dead
on about what do you think this whole process by
the time I come in here, you put an implant
my mouth? How do you think this is out of

(27:53):
Joe's pocket? Not even the insurance. You're probably gonna build
the insurance whatever, You're gonna build them out of pocket
and low give it. I'm gonna say, let's go one
thousand dollars wrong, okay, okay, let's go fifteen hundred dollars.
Let's go two thousand dollars. Wow. I would not be
good on prices, right, good? Twenty five hundred dollars four thousand,

(28:13):
five six six to seven thousand dollars out of pocket?
I said, pockets, I said, woman. I said, for that price,
you can pull every tooth out of my mouth. I'm
not paying the six thousand dollars to put a toothway
in the back. I don't care if they shift. I
don't care what happens to them. That's nuts. That is nuts.
That is that is absolutely nuts. But that is the
world we live in now. When it comes to dental proceeds. Yes,

(28:36):
you don't know, you don't know how much it is.
But I'm sorry, but I've said this for years. I
don't trust dentists, and I don't trust veterinarians. Right, like
you can tell me anything. Oh your dog needs this.
My dog ain't gonna tell me, So I gotta believe
this nonsense. Same thing with teeth, man, Unless my teeth hurt,
I'm not getting anything done. And all this guy did

(28:56):
when he put this crown on is he took this
awful just yeah, corona something. By the way, you covered
it all up, man, it's it's I can clearly see
this thing shouldn't be in my mouth. You covered it
up with a beautiful crown that I end up splitting.
Get it out of the mouth, man, just pull it out.
B that's crazy, man. Yeah, dude, that that's a dude.
That's a that's a first car for a kid, one

(29:17):
hundred percent dude. That could you know I can spend
six grand on everything other than a two Yeah in
the back of my mouth? Uh wow yeah wow right?
Six How do you even look at me with a
straight face? Well, yeah, I mean, I guess if you
try and bury that with insurance, that's one thing, right,
that's between you and the insurance company. But you try
and come at me with straight cash, dude, and six
grande that's the deal you're cutting me. Six grand is

(29:39):
the deal. Listen, doctor Eisenberger, whoever you are, let me
come over to your house. Doctor Yankele, I'll give you.
I'll give you fifteen hundred dollars cash on a Saturday
afternoon at your house.

Speaker 4 (29:48):
You know.

Speaker 3 (29:48):
Put me on your put me on the island in
your kitchen. Dope me up, pull it out.

Speaker 1 (29:52):
Man.

Speaker 3 (29:52):
This is called a day.

Speaker 1 (29:53):
Bro.

Speaker 3 (29:54):
Look we wow, we get back. Knock out some.

Speaker 4 (30:02):
Oh, love trash, anything dirty ony, anything, racket rock, roughing.

Speaker 3 (30:18):
Yes, love trash. There's some trash for you. Is Whndy
Williams stuff is great. So when you Williams used to
be a talk show host, started in radio, ended up
being a very successful talk show host because her show
was like it was idiotic. It's like you gave a
regular person a show, yeah, and so uh, then she
had a meltdown. A lot of people said booze, a

(30:39):
lot of people said drugs. Then it was like, no,
she has dementia. And now she's been like locked up
under a conservator ship. But somehow somebody let her out,
like she snuck a letter to the cops, and so
now she's like sort of kind of out. And I
guess the judge who oversees the Conservatorship's like, all right,
I'm done with all this, like like I'm wasting my time. Yeah,

(31:03):
like I have. I have been overseeing this for years now.
You are not emotionally or mentally stable enough to, you know,
to go out and enjoy life and have a job.
And so the judge said she's frustrated with Wendy Williams's
behavior and once her move to a more restrictive facility
where she can't do things like the View. And I

(31:24):
guess she does. Charlemagne the God, she pops on his
show every now and then. But if she's in a facility,
how is she getting all these shows? Let to get
her on the View, I'll watch that. I hate the View,
but I'll watch the View just to see it. Maybe
she's not as bad as this Woman's a prisoner. She's trying,
she's fighting to get out. So Wendy is saying like, look,
I'm being locked in here against my will, and I

(31:46):
need to get on these shows to prove you know that.
I don't know if going on the View proves anything
other than your a dummy. Well she will be the
smartest one on the panel. But but yeah, so the
Judge is like, look, I don't know, man, whatever you
want to give her her money back, Let's see how
it goes. Judge's like, look, I am I gonna have
to lock yep even more. Podcast like, I'm not kidding.

(32:08):
She dropped the note out of a window, and that's
how the police got involved. This is a woman who's
worth millions upon millions of dollars and she's dropping notes
out of windows. Sidney Sweeney, do you know who Sidney
Sweeney is?

Speaker 1 (32:22):
Is?

Speaker 3 (32:22):
The girl was real hot, but she's not hot anymore.
She's still hot, she is very, very hot. She is
sparking breakup rumors. I guess she was supposed to have
a wedding like a week or two ago, and they
postponed it. And now she's living in a hotel. So
usually that means that, Yeah, that means that there's a
breakup happening. This happened with Shinead O'Connor too, right, huh

(32:42):
did it?

Speaker 4 (32:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (32:43):
I think she. I think when she died, she died
in some crappy hotel. A shame she had that. I
don't think the two have anything to do with each other.
I think I think Shenado O'Connor just died broke at
a hotel. They were in the same room as when
I'm saying Sidney Sweeney is very successful and very attractive
and Mike guess is the two styles of hotel like
Shnean O'Connor, perfect example, the hotel she died in. You

(33:06):
probably open up the front door and you see the
hood of your car. Right, you're right there, right where
Sidney Sweeney. Maybe there's room service. They're both in the
hotel that the karate kid moved into. Look that up.
That's that's true. Uh, Elon musk I love this guy
is a super genius, right, he's cleaning up the government's mess,
he's building rocket ships. Then he has time to call

(33:29):
out actresses for being dumb. So I guess this actress
ao a Debiri. I don't even know if it's se
guy or a girl. I don't know the name. I
can't tell you if it's Sky or a girl. Elon
must have put out on Twitter or X that Johnny
Depp's being replaced in Pirates of the Caribbean by this
actor and now this actor is getting death threats because

(33:50):
people love Johnny death. So the actor is now is
saying coming out saying that it's all Elon's fault and
he needs to take back the state power of social media. Man,
it's a she, by the way, Okay, uh, it's a she.
It all stems from the writer of the film joke

(34:11):
that she would make a great Captain Jack Sparrow. The
problem is, you can make up some nonsense on social
media and then you can retract it, but it's always
going to be out there. Dude, I love that this
is a guy. He's a genius, but he's still like
me and you. He's still bus balls. He's off many Yeah,
but you have to you have to be to be
a genius. Mister Beast, one of the most successful YouTubers,

(34:36):
if not the most successful YouTuber out there. I guess
is that an event the end of this month in
New York, the Upfronts for you know, they're throwing a
bunch of money at these YouTubers to get them on TV.
So I guess they're trying to figure out how to
take these YouTube shows and make them TV worthy. Creator
focused firm Spotters behind the event, which is is called

(35:00):
the Spotter Showcase. Colin and Samir will leave the conversation
and produce the event. Mister Beast, Dude Perfect, Ryan Treyhand,
Rebecca Zlamalo, and Jordan Matter are all participating. I guess
those are heavy hitters when it comes to the the
YouTube world, the money mister Beast must make. I'm watching

(35:20):
my kids watching it. The other day. One of his
stunts is he takes a locomotive, he digs a hole
and has the track going up to it, and he's
watching a real train just go into a hit hole
where there's already two full sized buses to the money
he has. It's pretty cool. But I don't know. But
if you ever heard it, Dude Perfect, Ryan Trey Hand,
I don't know any of these Are these his friends

(35:41):
that are on the show. No, these are other YouTubers,
So I'm guessing that these are. They all seem to
be kid centric like mister Beast is for like like tweens, right,
I don't know. I'm watching a train go to fall
down a hole. I'm with them. Maybe maybe we're the
problem because I grew up watching Jackass where guys just
got hitting the nuts and we thought that was hilarious.

(36:01):
It's very similar. The other day he's he's making cars.
He just puts something on the accelerator and watches cars
just drive around till they hit trees in the woods.
I'm like, this is something I would have loved to
have done as a kid. Dude, when you're a guy
like Chris Pontius, right, and you got whacked in the nuts,
a shark bit off your one nut, Like, you gotta
look at that and go I didn't make enough money,
Like mister Beast is doing this now, and the guy's

(36:23):
a kajillionaire, He's wasting the money. I was all over
MTV and had movies, and all I have is a
missing testicle. Guys with his legs in a bear trap.
Mister Beast is blowing up cars. There you go, some
trash for it. What are you looking for in a
new smart TV? Four K picture quality? High quality? Hey,

(36:43):
good morning, z xl H, good morning. I finally got
through Get this girl to the beer music Festival. Friends,
beer in music fest. What do you be a bigger
fan of beer or music? Beer?

Speaker 1 (36:58):
I really don't know what the music.

Speaker 3 (37:00):
Okay, well, the music's fun, but you'll be drunk so
it's even funner. Yeah, I'm more of the eighties a girl,
and I think the music Scott is Scott's very eighties.
But there's a whole mixing. There's a whole mix of
great bands that's there for the Atlantic City Beer and
Music Festival. I wouldn't mind a Christopher Cross if that's
what you're saying. Imagine Christopher Cross opens up for me

(37:21):
too in the gimmy gimmeas Oh my god, and then
you get the Doobie Brothers. Kay, now we're talking. We're dude.
I would take a Doobie Brothers cover band. Yes, certainly,
any eighties cover bands. Yeah, stuff, I'm one hundred percent.
Now what's your Now? What's your name? It's Elizabeth? All right,
Liz a bit. You got tickets for the Atlantic City

(37:42):
Beer and Music Fest, the hardest tickets to get into town.
It is. It's a fun time and every year and
I was like trying to win on this year. It's
so funny because people kind of check get out their
coolness at the door because they're walking around. And I
remember the first year he did it, somebody who got
was smart and they would sell pretzels like not soft pretzels,

(38:04):
like the pretzels you buy it like the supermarket. And
then they would make it into a necklace and people
would just like would have a necklace of pretzels around
their neck. Can't get lazier that you can't reach down
to grab a pretzel to put in your mouth, that
you're now putting food around your neck on a necklace.
Once again, you do you sort of check your coolness
at the door because you're wearing a necklace of pretzels. Yeah,

(38:25):
my neighbor when you bought a kilt, for some reason
not even Irish, decided that he was in the moment
and he decided to buy one of those kilts, dude.
But you're right, you're in the moment. Like me and
my wife were in downtown Cape Mate shopping over the
weekend and do you know what I bought? And I'm
never gonna wear it, but it looked good in the moment.
One of those like what is old men Irish hats? Yeah? Right,

(38:49):
I love that hat, d Yeah. Like I bought one
later up there and it's a woman. It's a woman.
It was a leather store and a hat store, and
she had an Irish accent and she's selling me on
the hat and in the moment it was perfect. But
then I left and now I have this hat. I'm like,
I'm never gonna wear this hat. It's it's a grayish green. Yeah,

(39:13):
it's a nice looking hat, dude, it's and it's a no, no, no,
it's more great than it is. It's a it's a
beautiful hat. One day, I'll wear it. Wear it here, please,
I would, But I'm not a hack. Yeah, I've never
seen you really wear hat. Because here's the problem I'd
like to see. I liked him to be the selfie
of the day with the hat on.

Speaker 2 (39:31):
I have a huge.

Speaker 3 (39:33):
Well, let's do this. I have a huge crany. My
head is very large, and so hats are really tough
for me to like look good at well, like your
forehead you think it's too No, my head like the
actual head, Like I have a watermelon hat. You gotta
wrestle one of those trucker hats on it's I got
like and so yeah, like trucker hats, don't like it's

(39:54):
hard to find a hat that looks I have to do.
Fitted hats like I have a fitted hat on now
don't fit me because heads to bid I can't. But
about a snap back. You can go all the way
to the all the way to the end. Yeah, I
think they have extensions for that. Look, you stay on hold.
You know what they say about guys with big heads, right, yeah,

(40:14):
they work in radio and are losing nothing good. Yeah,
all right, look you stay on hold. We're gonna get
all you're in far right. Yeah. I have that problem
with the skullcap. I love the look at the SKULLI cap.
Can never wear one, but it won't stay on, like
it ends up riding up and then I look like
like a penis where the condoms has a bunch of

(40:35):
space that I had a sculli caap, it would look
like a hot air boiling right right, it has that
area in the front. It just would it just would
not work. Well. Yeah, hats are very are very tough.
I'll tell you what helps me out though, now that
the big hats are back, where like you don't bend
the brim or anything like that, and they're kind of
big on your head. Like the bigger the hat, the
better for me. But back in college and stuff, you

(40:57):
would wear the Brett Farm you'd go with the hat
with the real tight brim. That was always tough for
me because my head was so large. I can't do
the snap back backwards. I just don't have this there.
I I'm jealous of the guys that could do that.
Never was able to pull off the backwards hack. Cool. Yeah,
I always look like a poser when I did. It's
gotta be fitted. Look, we get back. I'm not going

(41:18):
out some headlines. This report is a lunch point seven
z exls Auftersy's rock stationed US where the early morning show. Dude,
I gotta tread lightly here because I don't want to
seem like an inconsiderate and unloving dad. But I think
I need to be an inconsiderate and an unloving dad.

(41:39):
Sometimes you have to be their friends. My little guy,
he's trying out for the baseball team next week. Right, Okay, Now,
see he never he wasn't very big in playing organized sports,
but he loves baseball. He understands baseball. He wants to
try out for the team. Okay. Now, the other thing
is he's very conscious about how he looks, so he

(42:04):
wants to look the part. Now. I am sort of
friendly with the coach, and he's pretty much made it
known that maybe only like three sixth graders are gonna
make the team. We have to give this guy tickets,
is what you're saying. Yes, we're gonna get beer fest tickets. Well,
here's my thing. Make it or don't make it. It's
gonna be a life lesson than my little guy. And

(42:25):
he even understands that, Like I'm like, hey man, you
make the team, that's awesome, but it's also a lesson
if you don't make the team that you gotta work
harder next year at tryouts. So the thing we're running
into now is I got the list of stuff he
needs for tryouts, you know, meaning glove, bat, cleats, all
that stuff. Well, my little guy's like, all right, we

(42:46):
got to go to the store and get all this stuff.
And I go, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa woo. No, no, no,
you got the glove, yeah, but it's old. I go, yeah,
but it's tryouts. Well we got to get a new bet.
No you gotta beat it's broken in, but it's old. No, no, no, no,
it's tryouts. Then the big thing was cleats, and I'm like,
all right, so where do I go for cleats? Facebook

(43:08):
yard Halecause there's a mom out there who's selling all
this stuff because their kids grew up. I find them, dude,
they pop up everywhere. So my little guy goes, so,
when are we going to the store to buy cleats
for tryouts? I go, no, Bud, I'm gonna come home
with a pair, and that's the pair you're gonna wear. Well, no,
I gotta try them on to make sure they really
fit my feet. Well, I go, no, no, no, here's

(43:28):
the size you are, and here are the cleats that
I'm gonna get for ten dollars and I'm gonna pick
them up on a woman's porch. Let's hit the ball first,
Let's do some feeling. That's what. So that's what I'm
trying nicely to say to him, is like, dude, I
don't know if you're gonna make the team. So here's
the deal. Right now, we're gonna sandlia. We're gonna make
you look a little riff raffy for tryouts, and then

(43:49):
if you make the team, then maybe we get the dick.
We go, we get the nice pair. Let's see. Honestly,
even if you make the team, I want to see
if you're a starter before I start the buy some
real good looking stuff. Yeah. We did with my kid's
t ball. Man, it was it was an old I
think it might have been my wife's club growing up
for his tea old stuff. Yeah, it's all old stuff,
old beat up shoes and everything else. Because what's he doing,

(44:10):
honestly for tea ball? He's standing, He's standing throwing rocks
at the second basement. Well he can do that in
the paraclets I get off marketing. He just wants to
look the part more than play the game. This is
you know who ran into this problem, John Travolta in Greece. Yeah,
care too much what he looked like. He looked all
buttoned up, his hair was perfectly done, saying he was

(44:31):
so focused on his hair he couldn't hit the ball.
Now that's when they told him the track would be
for him. Yeah and so uh so, you know what
the story I need that's not around anymore is played
against sports. That's where I've gotten every set of golf clubs.
You used to have one down here in South Jersey
somewhere it's gone. Yeah. So now it's the Facebook yard

(44:51):
sale where I'm trying to piece together all this baseball stuff.
You know, we once again, I'm calling him, you know,
a soccer mom and trying to set up a meeting
in a while while parking lot so I can buy
all her kids old baseball, which I'll say Facebook Marketplace
probably was the demise of the play against sports because
why even go to those sports that it's so easy.
I can do it right here and pick them up
on the way home. Problem with played against sports, it

(45:12):
was all in the same place. Yeah, you could go
and look and like I said, man, that's where I
got every every golf club, every golf bag, and every
golf clubs. I got it right again. And I get
it from a nice neighborhood. I get it from the
guy like Medford Marlton, like real nice air because I
know this guy, like I bought a set of used pings, man,
I was like, this guy obviously spent money on him.
They're perfectly fine. I'm not going to buy a new
set of ping golf clubs, dude. And I'll tell you

(45:34):
Facebook yard sale. You put in specific like I was,
like baseball cleats men's nines, dude, Just pages of people
getting rid of baseball cleats that are men's nines and
I'm like a lot of them ten bucks, dude. I'm like, okay, yeah,
now I could go to Dick's. Dick's sporting goods right now.
I don't want anyone to think with something else. And

(45:54):
it could be sixty seventy dollars for the cleats, or
it could be more than or it could be ten dollars. Yeah,
from a woman whose kid now is going to college,
I are they gonna fit your fine? And then listen, man,
when you're up there, you know you're blasting forty hoe
runs out of the park every season. Now we get
you the nice Nike one. Now, maybe they're not Bryce Harper's,
they're Smice operas. But you know, here's the deal. We

(46:17):
gotta see if you make the team first, because here's
I'm not gonna be sitting one hundreds of dollars worth
of baseball gear for a kid not playing baseball. Yeah,
kid's got kangaroo cleats on. Like. Well, So the way
we're taking it is, it's gonna be a lesson either way.
Either you know, you you know enough that you're gonna
make the team this year, which is awesome, or it's
gonna be a learning lesson that you're gonna have to

(46:37):
go in there a little more serious and you're gonna
have to learn how to, you know, play a little
bit harder. But either way, mom and dad are about
twenty five dollars out of pocket to get you started,
that's all. Yeah, dude, back in the day, remember they
used to give you uniforms and stuff. Not even they'll
give you a shirt, that's all. Oh, you gotta buy
the pants too, pants, socks, and cleats, glove bat. Back
in the day, you never showed up with a bat.

(46:58):
The bats were just there tax money going. Yeah, so that,
thank you, thank you. So, I know, guys, man, that coach,
like soccer and everything else, there is so much nonsense
it goes on. These guys are so frustrated with it
as far as the kids and the kids parents and
go play and that one coach I coached little league
and luckily it was like Bad News Bears, so it
was kind of cool. But I'm not gonna do like

(47:19):
these guys were taking away too serious, Like we were
playing teams where the coaches are dressed up like the players.
This is why what's his name, doctor, but who was
the coach of Bad News Bears butter Man. That's why
he drank man. Yeah, he had to the funnel out
the yelling for the crowd when he wasn't cleaning pools.
He was drinking. I believe original course, right there in

(47:42):
the dugout. Look we get back, we'll do a thing
called You think you have it bad. You think you've
got it bad. I don't think we have a bad.
A new study has found that the strength of your
relationship can be determined by the quality of silence. Researchers
with the University of Reading found the periods of silence

(48:02):
with a significant other could be a sign of emotional intimacy.
I guess when you're so close to somebody, you can
be quiet without having to do that nervous talk. Like
my wife and I will sit on the count and
we'll both be on our phone scrolling. Is that what
you mean? Uh no, maybe maybe. Across the board, motivated

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by silence was felt more more positive effect than a
less negative effect. Relationships were closer and more satisfying during
motivated moments of silence. In other words, if you can
both shut the hell up for a prolonged period of time,
everything is gonna be fine and dandy, then you're probably
in a good place. Yeah. I think that's what friends too.

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If I could sit at a bar and just stare
at I can be with a buddy and just have
a beer or a drink and watch a team not
have to keep with conversation. I feel like I feel
comfortable with that. That's what this study is saying that
over a prolonged period of time, if everything's still fine
and dandy, by just being quiet, it's good. It means
your relationship's kind of healthy. Police said, Knew York, Pennsylvania,

(49:04):
that's North York, I meant to Pennsylvania say they've identified
the creepy box demon that's been showing up in ring
doorbell cameras. Concerns started when a person calling themselves the
box Demon showed up on a porch wearing a colorful cloak,
a paper plate mask, and carrying an empty box. The
demon then did a little show for the doorbell cam
and left, leaving the empty box behind. Cops say they've

(49:26):
been in contact with the person behind the stunt and
found to be no threat to the public. These ring
camera videos, there's whole pages dedicated to him are creepy dude.
Like people random people just walk up to your doorbell
and start talking and like like drunk or high out
of their mind, and you're like, who are my neighbors.
I like the neighbors to come over drunk and try

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and get the husband to come out and party with them,
and they just did. The whole thing is the wife
yelling at the neighbor and the neighbor yelling back at
the wife that she took his friend away. I got
one neighbor. He'll show up just randomly, just hey, man,
you want to do a shot. I'm like, you know, yeah,
I do want to do a shot on a Tuesday
at four thirty. And everything looks like a puff Daddy
video from the late nineties because it's got that weird

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fish lens. A major beef heist has been thwarted in Philadelphia.
We talked about this week's ago. On Tuesday morning, police
said four suspects were caught attempting to unload around two
hundred boxes of meat into an suv. The suspects were
able to flee, but they left their beefy goodness behind.
It seems that the driver of the truck containing the
beef had fallen asleep. Oh come on, now, you can't
fall asleep at the wheel, but fell his truck shaking

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around two in the morning. Cobs did pursue the would
be beef bandits, but ended up losing them. The beef
in question was valued around fifty five thousand dollars. It
looks like there's been a lot of beef and food
that's been stolen in Philadelphia lately, because it's worth a
ton right now. Yeah, so people hijack I had hijack

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a truck full of eggs right now. I think a
lot of the truck drivers are in on it because
it's that thing where oh my truck, the keys were
in it and was left empty and all of a
sudden it was stolen. I say that the old school mob.
I don't know, man. You bring you know, when you
take a couple of cuts out the back, you bring
them home to the family. That's what you do. There,
you go those people. They haven't bet you when you're
hiring lunch boys seven z xos after the rock stations

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ZXL one. I was thinking about you over the weekend
when I was not the Amish market. Okay, uh, well
now I'm not Amish. I don't churn my own butter.
I don't build frames for sheds, so I don't know
why you would think of me cheese steaks. Every week
I go and get my own ship amish to cheese steaks.
They do churn butter. They know. Here's what it is.
I go to the meat deli area, right, Okay, I

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get that chip steak and I make my own cheese
steaks at home without the bread. I do the chip steak.
I look like the guys like the cheese steak salad bowl. Man,
whatever it is. By the way, why would come around
to that? While WAH has come around to the no
bread salad bowls, they also have and I get these
when I drive. Yeah, from the from the Boost, that's

(51:57):
the You can get the cheese steak one, the cheeseburger one.
It's great if you're not if you do a no
carbons man. These places are finally coming around. I was
seeing the cheese steak bowl. Yeah, I get the double
cheeseburger with the bake. You gotta go to the Goodwallas.
Is that what it is?

Speaker 1 (52:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (52:10):
So now I do that. I said, yeah, give me
a pound and a half of the chip steak. I
make my own cheese steaks at home. Actually they come
out pretty good.

Speaker 1 (52:16):
Man.

Speaker 3 (52:16):
Now people are probably like, well, what does cheese steaks
have to do with Scottie? This is called. I just
laid it up for you. Now you gotta knock it
out of the park. Look my Freemason Lodge Star Lodge
down there in Tucko right on Root fifty. We are
doing a cheese steak sale this Saturday. It all kicks
off at eleven AM. And one hundred percent of the

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money that we raise is going to Olivia Blimer and
her family. She's nineteen with cancer, so we're trying to
help her and her family out raising some money. We're
gonna make some great cheese steaks. Come on down to
the lodge right there on Root fifty. You take the turn.
It's right across some sturdy bank. Cheesecake World is right
across that. You can grab some cheese. Caches. Concept love

(53:03):
Cheese and Tucahoe and so you can grab some cheesecake
and stop and get some cheese steaks with us. It's
this Saturday at the Lodge in Tuckahoe on Root fifty.
It's twenty two hundred Root fifty in Tacahoe. Uh, it's
the Freemason Lodge Star Lodge. You can't miss it. Come in,
grab a cheese steake, say hi, And all the money

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is going to go to Olivia Blimer and her family.
Nineteen dude, No nineteen year old should have to deal
with cancer. So we're wishing her well and we're gonna
try and raise some money and it'll help her and
her family out. Now what's your input here? Are you
cutting the bread? Or you the guy it takes the
big wine and dips it in the cheese whiz and
then puts the cheese and the cheescake. Are you the
onion guy? This is interesting. I'm a little man on

(53:46):
the totem pole there. Understand, you're just two of the
important guys are going like they're One guy is on
vacation and the other guy's working, so they're not going
to be there. So now I'm kind of creeping up
the totem pole. So I may actually have a what
in the kitchen normally real I'm the sweep up guy.
Now I might be getting into the grilling area. Look

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at you. I can't promise I'm going to be making
anything good, but I could be in the kitchen. Everybody,
Thanks for calls today. They're always welcome from It's this Saturday,
eleven o'clock.

Speaker 1 (54:17):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (54:18):
The Mason Lodge right there on route fifty uh, stop by,
grab a cheese cake, cheese steak, and then head down
the street and grab some cheese cake. Everybody, stay right there.
Let's pick off that rock block for you. It's one
hundred point seven z XL, South Church's rock station, z
x L Morning.

Speaker 5 (54:33):
Sho smiling when you're smiling, smiles at you and one eleven.

Speaker 1 (54:47):
The sun comes shining through.

Speaker 4 (54:50):
When you're crying, you're bringing on their in.

Speaker 5 (54:55):
Stop where you smiling, Keep on smiling, smile.

Speaker 3 (55:06):
Dropping out, Man, I know you guys are awesome. My
love looking at me, guys on my way of working race.
She was, ay, yeah, warming up Chip and I'm like,
I'm a down.

Speaker 1 (55:14):
Say we're rocking.

Speaker 3 (55:15):
Hey, thank you you shot you're the best. How you
doing Yeah? Keep me laughing.

Speaker 1 (55:19):
Man, you guys are great. Good morning guys are hilario.

Speaker 3 (55:22):
Let me say shot it?

Speaker 1 (55:24):
Oh God?

Speaker 3 (55:25):
Is it my radio or it's are you only broadcasting
in mona show? This is the rad's in DJ. Be like,
if you're on it, I haven't listened to this.

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