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Was there a red moon last night? I saw text messages.
Everyone's like, hey, this red moon. I got it this morning.
That like a marble villain or something as supposed to
be the blood moon? What's that? That doesn't sound good?
When is that when God cries blood? But so, yesterday
we had to fire the day before, right, we talked
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about you. You had a fire by you. I'll get
to in headlines. Are you okay because I saw smoke? Ye?
I'll let you know that if you're a Gloucester or county,
if you have anything to fear when it comes to
a forest fire. Yeah, I'm driving the kids to their
jiu jitsu practice, and like through the fire, I was like,
is that the smoke from the night before that's finally
blowing over? Like? What is all this a red moon?
I know I did not check out the moon last night.
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I don't think I went after after sundown. We have
zombies that roam my neighborhood, so I locked the doors
so you don't go out. I'll go outside. Yeah, So
I don't know. I'm they always those moons had something
to do with like farming and stuff. They're like that,
they go back hundreds of years where like some farmer
in seventeen fifteen it's like, oh, look at that, it's
the blood moon. It means that would they sacrifice the cow?
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Maybe it's just red, dude. I don't know. I guess,
I mean, I guess it has something to do with
the way the sun sets and the moon rises. I
don't know. Otherwise, speaking of failing it, it could be, hey,
we're gonna stop that daylight saving time. Let's do it now.
Let's not kind of perfect, right, It's like now, like
I know here, like what's it's start about six thirty
the sun starts to pop up six am. The sun
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starts to pop up at night. It's at about seven
o'clock right now, seven thirty that sun starts to go down.
So it is nice, man, Yeah, you get some you know,
like I don't love the summer, because the summer it
could be like nine o'clock and sometimes the sun's just
going down. Yeah, right, kids are still playing basketballast week
and I'm like a little kid. I'm trying to go
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to bed. Yeah, I can hear kids playing woofootball outside.
I don't like. Well, I'm messed up because the lights
are on a timer, and I set the timer. I
had to go the lights weren't coming on until eight,
but it doesn't really and now it gets dark and
it's still like six thirty seven o'clock. So well, my
life yelled at me for that last night having a
dementia mom, I go over to our house and I
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set up all these clocks that are supposed to set themselves,
like with daylight savings time. All of them failed. So
now my mom, who already is dealing with dementia, has
every room the clocks eate different things. I think it's
midnight all the time. One said the wrong day of
the week, and I was like, how did that go
so horribly wrong? Everybody, Friday, let's wrap up that work week. Remember,
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up early on a Friday heading to work, so one
hundred points sevens THEXLS after it is Rock Station z
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I'm Scotty, good morning. Here's some news follow us on
a Friday. Well. People were taking the hospitals after an
American Airlines plane landed at Denver International Airport yesterday and
caught fire, prompting those cool slides to open up and
people had to evacuate through the wing. A little jealous
of the slides that they look really cool. Minor injuries,
nothing crazy. It was headed from Colorado Springs to Dallas
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Fort Worth when it was diverted to Denver. One hundred
and seventy two passengers and six crew members were taken
to the terminal, where they were accounted for. And, like
I said, nothing more than a couple injuries. You made
those slides look cool as armageddon. Yeah, you finally land
from saving the earth. They're jumping down, you're supposed to.
You gotta cross your arms so you don't hurt your arms.
You slide down. No word on what started the fire.
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A federal judge in California ordered six federal agencies to
reinstate probationary employees who were fired last month, finding that
determinations by the Office of Personnel Management were unlawful. The
order extends relief to fired workers at the Departments of
Veteran Affairs, Agriculture, Defense, Energy, Interior, and Treasury. A wildfire
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burning through Franklin Township, Gloucester County has been one hundred
percent contained. Official Sadie Scotland Run wildfire has burned about
two hundred acres and was about one hundred percent contained
has of yesterday mid day. The quote from the fire
department the fire is going to burn until it rains. Ultimately,
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it's just like the West Coast, but we aren't like
California fires this time of year because it's dry, they
can burn for days until we get the moraine and
then eventually the fire will just kind of it'll just
be over all right, So stole, I don't have to
water my lawn and water my house then, is what
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you tell them? You don't have to take the sprinkler
and put it up on your roofs. If you live
in Gloucester County, right now, you're safe. That's news. What
about sports? Pacers Sixers tonight, Flyers Lightning that was last night,
Flyers one oh for three, Flyers, Hurricanes, that's going to
be tomorrow. Phil's Be Brave sixteen to nine. Phil's Yankees tonight,
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Jimmy Rollins and Ed Wade will be inducted into the
Phillies Wall of Fame August first. And FIFA is coming
to Philadelphia in twenty twenty six. We're one of the
host cities. And guess who's in charge of the music who?
DJ jazz Jeff Okay? So. DJ jazz Jeff was interviewed
yesterday and said that it's important to him to make
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sure that the music is a reflection of the culture
and passion that define Philadelphia. Was he gonna be there?
I guess spitting the music or is he just gonna
pick the music? And what are you picking them? What music?
The warm up music? Don't you just put on like
the Sounds of Philadelphia while they're warming up? That ESPN
CD we all had in the late nineties. Don't you
just put that on? Jock Jam, Jock Chams right, get
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ready to run in there you go, that's news. That's
soun clouds today, hid the forty nine clouds and fog
tonight open at forty one tomor for your Saturday clouds
high to fifty three. It is forty two outside right
now out on a hunchre point seven ZXL, South Jerseys
Rock Station ZXL Morning Show, South Jerseys Rock Station ZXL
Morning Show. So my neighbor was going to have a
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Saint Patrick's Day party and he seems to have it
every year. It was supposed to be this Saturday. Okay,
he ends up bailing on the party. Okay, did he
find out that he did that twenty one and me
or whatever and find out he's not Irish? No? They no,
he just no, he's he really plays the Irish thing up.
But he has his party every year. I'll be honest
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as Lopez. I'm not a big fan of Irish. I'm
not a big fan of Saint Patrick's state party. It's drinking.
There's nothing more, and stop it. I'm very Irish, right,
very Irish. It's nothing but drinking. Guys. The food sucks.
It's not shocker. Irish food isn't very good. That's why
they drink so much. Like it's a day to drink.
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Like the house party is and listen, I he invites
the kids over too, so the kids are running around
the house. We're just standing around the kitchen just trying
to check and okay, that's fine. Wants corn beef, No
one wants cabbage. The food there there's nothing at the
He's had parties before where his wife like, they'll do
nice food like there's I don't know, there's buffalo chicken dip,
and there's there there's meat balls and stuff. They really
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do the Irish thing. Okay, they reallyland. There's no buffalo
or chicken bro I don't like. I don't like cabbage.
I don't like the ham of cabbage. I don't like
the corn beef. Nothing, there's nothing. There's nothing like that.
I could get something out of it. And they don't
even do potato as well, because they boil them and
potatoes suck. To not to offend this guy list and
I know what he wants to do. He has maybe
he digs it, but even I even I questioned it,
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like do you really like this with the Monday? I
think Saint Patrickday? Yeah, on Saturday, Saint Patrick's Day has
gone the way of like Fat Tuesday. It used to
be like a place where bars would be packed all day.
So unless you're a city like Boston, Savannah does a
really big Saint Patrick's Day parade, Chicago does a real
cool Saint Patrick's Day parade. Unless you're like doing a
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huge Saint Patrick's Day parade, bar don't do Saint Patrick's
Day parties anymore. Like Fat Tuesday parties used to be
a big thing, doesn't happen much anymore. I just think,
you know, look, people got stuff to do on a Monday.
They're not gonna start drinking at eleven am. Years ago, Man,
we did live broadcast from a spot. Was fun. It
was a nice little crowd in the Irish bar. We
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had the transgender MICHAELA was driving people back. We were
was ahead of our time. Was one hundred percent unsafe
because we rented a van and she was driving people
home that were intoxicated. Legally, it was an awful thing,
but it was a great time. We were safe. People
were drinking and we allowed them a taxi, but it
was driven by a transgender friend of ours. We were
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way ahead of the curve. Now we'd be celebrated for
being so inclusive. I think he canceled his party because
the things are expensive, and I get it, sure, man,
it was a blessing. Probably it was a blessing in disguise.
Do not have to go to this party? Was you
gonna have a party on Monday or was you gonna
have it? It was on Saturday, and it really is.
Now we're doing a Guinness the Irish car bomb shots.
He had a bagpipe, which was kind of cool for me,
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and then it got kind of like two songs and
you got a cap. And I know I've done plenty
of bagpipers at funerals. It's like being at your dad's funeral,
just like you do. You do two songs and you're out.
That's all. That's it. That's it. Don't try and extend
the bagpiper because people don't want it one of those
things where you know you feel obligated to go. But
when he canceled that thing, I turned to the wife
and said, hey, we get a free day off. We
can actually enjoy it. The reason why there's so much
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depression and alcoholism in Irish people because it's depressing. And
now they got Rosie O'donnald fits right in atter. Rosie's
over there now in Ireland, so it's so yeah. I mean, look,
I love it. I love being Irish. Ireland is a
beautiful place. You're not going to do that stupid food
over the weekend, are you? Hamm and cabbage? No, it's
anything I'm gonna do Mexican. I can't imagine anybody likes
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that food, even if you're Irish. You can't like that.
But every now and then corn Like my wife, we
were out the other night at an Irish bar, Irish
pub and she ordered the corn beef all right, every
now and then she ordered to begin Is she okay?
But I can tell you what. She'll go a whole
nother year without ever ordering cabbage in corny right. Grown
up we had him. My mom would make ham a cabbage.
Growing up, your people stuff that's what it was. We
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were poor. That's the Irish people are poor, especially Southern Ireland.
We're poor, and that's poor people food. We were so
poor it was actually let us that she put in
there with them. You're putting the cabbage in there because
it expanded and looked bigger. You're just trying to survive,
and you're trying to survive because dad is drinking away
any money he made. That's the life I grew up in.
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I'm not Irish happy. Saint Patrick's Day everyone, Sorry, bomb everybody. Yeah,
go have fun. I mean listen, I'm not knocking you,
go have a good time. I'm just glad I don't
have to go to a Saint Patricks date party. Not
because I don't like the people, just the food sucks man.
And and we haven't canceled Saint Patrick yet. Yeah right, look,
we we give back. We're gonna knock out some rock news.
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We'll knock out some rock newst rock news. Here's some
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rock news for you. Little Feet. We'll release a new
album May ninth. Strike up. The band arrives four days
before they start a new tour. That a rapper, Little Feet,
Little Feet, No little feat's awesome, man, L I L.
We're talking. Little Feet is like a Marshall Tucker band,
but kind of a Jammy Allman Brothers. Sound great band.
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I love Little Feet, So you say little with little
little little Feet not L I L like the rap
Little Feet? What what? What? What? What up? Uh? Yeah? They
got great songs Willing Batman in a Bathtub. Yeah. So
they're more of a jam band, like like cool rock
bands like Little Feet. And so they're putting out a
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new record and they're gonna go on tour. The closest
show we're gonna get for Little Feet is Carteret, New Jersey.
Huh at the Carteret Performing Arts Center. Huh okay. And't
even know that was a place with a Little Feet
t shirt? Would I'd be cool? You think I was?
Because it's because it's they're not super well known. So
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you yeah, like like a musician would look at that
and go, yo, what's up? You like little feet, and
he asked me a song if Fat Guy died in Bantub.
I know nothing. Fat Guy in the Bathtub is a
great song. Fat Man in the Bathtub. October third, Carteret,
New Jersey at the Performing Art Center, Mike Campbell, the
guitars for Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, explain why he
couldn't have prevented Tom Petty's death. Back in twenty seventeen,
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Petty passed away at the age of sixty six after
an accidental overdose. He'd been using drugs to manage the
pain of a fractured hip and deal with some problems
with family. I heard it was kind of sad. I
heard he kind of had his pil usage under control.
Tom Petty and he had a he was on tour
and they were finishing up his tour and then he
was gonna get his hip replaced, and then like a
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he was in massive amount of pain and asked a
roadie to get him something for the pain. And I
think it was at least with fentanyl, and it was
like there was no bouncing back. It was like that
one time he took a thing he shouldn't have and
that was it for Tom Petty. But Mike Campbell says
this With Tom, it was like, your private life is yours,
mine is mine. I can see what you're doing, but
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out of respect to you, I'll trust that you're doing
the right thing. He always said, if you need me,
call me. He said. I could have said, hey, man,
you gotta cut this out. You could say that. He
would just look at you. He would say, I'm Tom Petty.
I'm gonna do whatever. I fel like, Yeah, how you
gonna stop the get out of my face. He said.
Tom made his own decisions about what he wanted. Even
the last tour. He knew he couldn't go out there
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with his hip, but he still did. No one was
gonna tell Tom Petty, no, you know high school football
games that you always bring a doctor with him. You
would think these guys, these bands would have some type
of doctor, like legit doctor you can confide in. Listen,
I'm in a lot of paint. Can you can you
give me something for this paint? So I'll have to
go to get a roadie to go get it off
the street? Hey, I make him I made a mistake.
Can I correct a mistake I made? We talked about
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little Feet earlier and I said that they're gonna play Carteret,
New Jersey. I was wrong. Little Feet is not playing Carteret,
New Jersey. That honor goes to Cinderella front man Tom Keefer,
who who's on tour with the La Guns. Gotcha the
wrong show. Tom Keefer is going out on tour this
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summer from Cinderella. I believe that's Philadelphia. I believe they're
from like the outskirts of Philly. Cinderella, Tom Keefer and
La Guns are going to be playing October third, the Carteret,
New Jersey at the Carteret Performing Arts Center. That makes
bad sounds about right. When I said Little Feet is
playing Carteret, it didn't make any sense. Tom Keefer from
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Cinderella and La Guns perfect fit for the Carteret Performing
Arts Center. Why is it like a real size I
don't know, one hundred people perfect. They're gonna sell that
thing out, man. Yeah, I think Inderella the next night.
I think it's like Old Lady Bingo Purse where they
play bingo with purses, you know. So yeah, I don't
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think it takes much to sell out the Carteret Performing
Arts Center. There you go, some rock news for you.
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Who complained? And I'm smacking my lips. You caught me
as I was putting an altoid in my mouth. I
heard that. Excuse me? Hold on, that's as bad as gum. Yeah,
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at least a gum, I'd still be chewing the outsoid.
At least I can swallow my daughter. Man. And when
you have kids, you know exactly what I'm talking about.
We're here working right before we hopped on the air, right,
and I'm sitting here. I got my phone to my left,
it's on silent. We're about to hop.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
On the air.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
You're like, all right, we're about to go on, so
put your headphones on, get ready, right, you talk to
me like I'm a child, right, make sure your shoes
are on. And so we're about to hop on the air.
I look over and it's early. Man, it's early in
the morning. My daughter, who's nineteen, is texting. That's never good,
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something's wrong. That usually means something's wrong. So now the
microphones are on, we're on the air. I can't. I
have to make that choice. Do I pick up the
phone and then ruin what we're doing by reading what
could be horrific text message about how something's wrong, or
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do I continue what we're doing and let the phone go. Now, listen,
it's important to go ahead and do what we're doing. Right.
But you think back in the movie The Sign or Signs,
where what if, somehow, some way she's pinned between a
car and a tree, get a car away. That's the
last thing she could say is listen, Dad, they're gonna
pull this car away, and my insides are gonna fall out.
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I love you, I miss you, Please you know, be
strong for the family. And then she just dies. She's
in back of a van, right, all tied up, and
she has one last call. Yeah, and this is it
and I couldn't take it. But yeah, you know, as
a parent, especially when you have a kid that's in
teenage years college years. You get that phone call early
in the morning or text early in the morning or
late at night, it's almost one hundred percent never good
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turns out. I did look at my phone and she
was up for school. She was like, yeah, I got
an exam I got up super early to study for,
and I got some sorority stuff I got to do.
And I was like, WHOA, okay, all right, not like
she's in the three percent ninety seven percent of the time,
it probably would have been something bad. She's in the
three percent. Not like the movie taken you know what
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I mean. She's not gonna be taken away unless that's
code for something where she never studies this early. I
should know better and actually call her out on it
and know that that's a message she's sending me because
she's in danger. We have a really good relationship with
our kids now they're eight and twelve, and like we
like we want to be the cool parents where even
when they're out, like she's a college man day, she's
getting up early. But at least she thought about I
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don't know, just shooting you a text mesh like I
hope my kids do that when they're twenty four to twenty.
The other day, I told him if they don't, then
they're not getting any inheritance and no money. I was
at your house. Your kid offered me a cigarette. How cool?
Is that? Is very cool? And I hope he does
that when he's twenty four. Yeah, dude, Like, you know,
once again, I'm not going to say we're the cool parents,
but are kids like hanging out with us? That's cool?
They don't hate you, they know that's that's a good thing, right.
Speaker 3 (19:55):
You know.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
Sometimes I think they hang out with us a little
too much, and my wife and I would like our privacy. Yeah,
but it is nice. Man. You know, my daughter does
check up every day, you know, she checks in to
make sure you know, everything's cool. Our oldest daughter, she
lives two minutes away from us, so that's super easy. Uh.
You know, you got the older son. He's probably good
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for every other day, every every three days to check in.
Sometimes I gotta text him and he knows it's been
a while because I go, dude, are you alive, Like, like,
I haven't seen you or heard from you in days.
Are you alive? Yes? And then little guy. You know,
little guy's always bouncing around because he's little. Yeah, that'd
be the hardest part for my wife had me man,
the old dad dude, to make sure they keep in touch,
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even if it's a text message. So we're quasi empty nesters,
our little guys. The only guy left. And he's turning thirteen,
so he's my wife's having a real tough time dealing
with him growing up. Yeah, and like last night, I
was leaving her parents' house about forty five minutes before
she was, and little guys like I want to catch
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a ride with you. I got stuff I gotta do
when I get home, And I knew it would break
her heart, and I had the I had to grab
them and go, dude, you know, go wait forty five minutes,
go with your mom. One. I want her it's to
have someone in the car on the forty five minute
drive home. But also I know she would love that time.
She's not gonna always have it goes away. Enjoy the
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time you have when they're little, because it does go away.
So yeah, so it's I'm my little guy. I'm trying. Man.
I'm like, I know you want to be cool, dude,
but sometimes he is still spend time with mom because
you are gonna miss him. There is gonna be a
time where you're gonna miss Look, we we get back him.
Knock out some Headlins one hundred point seven z XL,
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South Jersey's rock station. Well I forgot where we were
and what we go? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I believe they
call that a brain fart. We're the top station, you know, Yeah,
it's it's funny, man. You know my mom dealing with dementia. Now,
she's not like full blown yet, but she's right in
the middle there, and and like you kind of have
to like a lawnmower, you know, that's spray that sometimes
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you gotta spray in a lawnmower to get it to start.
You'd spray in the carbon that's coffee. For me, that's
kind of what I gonna do with my mom. Like
she'll get going on something and she can't she's not
there quite so I gotta kind of like rever up
a little bit. That's me, Like I forget people's names
that I've met many times. I'm like, I just can't think.
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Like she has a list of things in the morning
and she tries to recite to kind of keep her
memory going. And one is all the grandkids and like
where they go to school and everything, like, and there's me.
She'll get the last one. And I'm like, you're almost there. Yeah,
you're almost there. Yeah. No, he's not in third grade.
He's an adult. I'm gonna clean out our talk back
folder from the week. Here the talk back feature on
the iHeart radio app too. You go to the iHeartRadio app,
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you search w CXL. You'll see a red microphone button.
Send us a message. It's that easy. Entertain us. Please, like,
we invite you to do it. Growing around or whatever
your wife's yelling. You just just recorded. Man, we love
to get it. Yeah, we will play it. Seems to
be the same knuckleheads every week. All right. We were
talking about trash trucks the other cool they are? Yeah, yeah,
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it's the guy that was talking we were talking to
that does the trash trucks. It's trash Man. So he
reaches out. I guess his boss heard them and you
were talking about how cool they would be if they
were made of glad. I didn't He pitched the idea
that he thought it would be cool to have an
all glass garbage truck. He pitched it. He pitched it
so you could see what's inside the garbage trunk. Well,
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his boss pretty much called him out for being a
dumb ass because the whole thing. You can't even do
it because the thing would break and everything else. Yeah, yeah,
you can't use glass, dummy.
Speaker 3 (23:40):
What's up, Joe Jones, Scottie, you know, I was just thinking,
you guys really do have the juice at one hundred
point seven. You guys been there the longest. You guys
are the one that bring in all the listeners, all
the listeners throughout the day. At the next meeting, put
your feet up on the desk and say, let me
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tell you something with a glass of orange juice in
your hand, let them know who has the juice.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
That guy's kissing her ass because he won beer of
music st Yeah, that's but not a way to deal
with the the big wigs at iHeart. No, we're not
gonna put our feet up on the desk. And I
guess so we're the most tenured. We're not the most
tenured here. There's a woman across the halls work here
long enough, so the salespeople have worked here since the forties.
We're the old guy, we're a ZXL. We're legends here
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at ZXL. Sure weird for what twelve years? I think, Yeah,
we're the last of the Mohicans when it comes to ZXL. Yeah,
maybe legends isn't the word to use. No, I mean
we're employees. We're employees. So I've been thinking, like, you know,
if if there was some more radio I mean, I mean,
like AI took over to DJs, what would you guys,
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you know, what would you really be doing for reliving?
And I keep coming up with the same thing. Scotty
would be selling stolen goods out of his trunk and
Jojo will be pipping out his mom.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
Eh.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
I think about that, what life after this job would
be if it pick me out my mom? No, I
don't think you'd be selling stolen goods. But where where
do we go at? It's not gonna be as much
fun as we're having, right, be like the kid at
the beginning of Goodfellas, where like I go to sell
the stolen goods to a cop the cigarettes and I'm like, no, no, no,
go ahead, no take it. It's yours. The radio, the
car radio is yours. It's it's free. And then I
(25:26):
get hauled off the jail. That wouldn't be a good thief.
I don't know if you'd want to pimp your mom out.
I mean, and this isn't any against your mom, but
I think she's aged out of that.
Speaker 3 (25:38):
You know.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
I have I have like backup plans of guys that
have real jobs that I could probably slide into there.
They're not fun jobs, like one might be working in
a kitchen somewhere. Sure, but I'm like, it's a job
to be stuck eight hours in the same place. I'm
not sure I could do that. Me and my buddy
always talking about, Man, he's got a great gig. You know,
we love our gig year. But if we ever had to,
(25:59):
and we make a living doing it, we go back
to delivering ice. What we did in high school and college. Man,
delivering ice was awesome. You weren't locked up, you weren't
cooped up. Yeah, we drove all over South Jersey. We
goofed off. It was awesome. A food truck, I would
do a food truck. I would have fun doing a
food truck because I like making breakfast sandwiches. I Plus,
the scenery changes and you meet friends along the way.
(26:19):
But you're not doing the work. I probably could do
because I'm up early anyway, one of those tasty cake
drivers there you go like rocking, like you start at
like three am, you're done by like eight am. I
could be one of those guys. Ah, trash trucks are
smuggling drugs. Nobody even knows it. Never think of it.
Aha from a guy who sounds like he's on drugs,
(26:41):
sounds like he's he may have smuggled drugs in a
trash truck. Might be on this stuff, and he might
be right.
Speaker 3 (26:46):
Well.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
Think like if you look at the move of the
Bronx town, remember they went in the run numbers because
he's driving the bus through the city. Yeah, not shocked
if a guy was driving a trash truck selling drugs
along the route, not I mean lessen, It's not unheard of.
I would be shocked if it happened. Growing up, my
grandparents hardcore Italians. Right, they used the old ladies to
run numbers, because who would have thought the old ladies
(27:08):
were the ones running the numbers? Right, they sat around
having their intimate cakes and drinking their coffee while running numbers.
We'll hangover to remember they used the monkey to sell
the drugs. You could arrest the monkey. That monkey was fantay.
They thought, I don't know if that's AI or not,
but the monkey was smoking in the I think that
was a real monkey. Fantastic. Heavid is Gary G. I
(27:29):
just wanted to say, I Beg JoJo's bob. That's not
Gary G, the great comedian. I don't think he had
sex with him mother, but I'm not one hundred percent
on that. That's a terrible Gary G. By the way, Yeah,
Gary G is a gravelly voice, very funny. You can
find him at our Facebook page, Facebook dot com. Forward Slash,
Jojo and Scotty. We put his last comedy special up there.
That's wrap this up. Ah, look we get back. We'll
(27:50):
knock up your crack. Oh love track anything thirty on ought,
not anything racket or roughing. Yes, love trash. There's some
(28:11):
trash for you. A judge granted Blake Lively she's still
in a pisson match with Justin Boldani. A judge granted
Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds a protective order in their
legal battle with Justin Boldoni limiting disclosure of sensitive information.
So pretty much the judge is like, hey, you guys,
got to stop leaking information to TMZ and stuff like that.
(28:32):
It's exhausting, this whole thing. I think a lot of
people have kind of forgotten about it because you know,
once again, our attention spans are short. But if you forgot.
Blake Lively is an actress. She's married Ryan Reynolds. Her
and this actor director Jason Boldoni, are in a fight.
She's claiming she was sexually harassed on a movie set
that he was acting and directing in. He claims that
she's just a major bitch and everyone on set hated
(28:55):
her and she tried to really just like kill the film.
People aren't really believing her money. She at first everyone
believed her right, it was gonna be a half, it
was gonna be a me too thing. And then he
came back strong and said, nope, you're my emails, my
text messages. She is lying about everything. Kim Kardashian revealed
on The Kardashians That's the show about their life that
(29:18):
she no longer has her engagement ring from Chris Humphries
because he made her return it in the divorced settlement.
Yeah guy had no money. Yeah, you forget about that guy.
So that guy was post Reggie Bush, but pre Kanye
and she married, and he was like a I mean
when you say middle of the road NBA player, like
I think he played for like ten seasons, but like
(29:40):
he was never a stud. Poor guy's getting booed on
the quarter every time he touched the ball just because
he's associated with that family. She claims that this is
why dog this guy. Now it's been literally almost you what,
fifteen years. She claims that he only paid about a
fifth of the ring's cost. He I guess ran in
the money problems later in life because he auctioned off
(30:03):
the ring, got about seven hundred and fifty grand for it,
which she probably wanted a huge rings. I can't afford
that my wife's running. It cost me five thousand dollars.
My wife's reading, I think that's as big as you're getting, dude,
less than a carrot. Because I went clarity instead of
like the bigger size, like what a big one? Like yeah,
I might get you a big one, yeah, like I
want to be. It's gotta be a nice ring. Five
(30:24):
grands of my limit. So I mean, how do you
hit like when you're I guess Kim. At that point,
Kim Atdappo had had a name, she had the sex tape.
The show had started at the Kardashians. But like when
you has a guy like you gotta what tap her
on the shoulder and say, hey, hunk, can I have
some cash? This is what you want?
Speaker 2 (30:43):
You know?
Speaker 1 (30:44):
Yeah, I guess a two million dollar ring. I can't
swing that. I'm backing up guys in the NBA. I
remember what blew that that marriage up was Kanye got in,
but Kanye fell in love with her porn tape, and
Kanye came in quick man and stole her away. Leave Schreiber,
that's Ray Donovan denies that his daughter, Kai Schreiber is
a nefo baby. You know't what a neo baby is. No,
(31:07):
it's when both parents are famous and you have a kid,
and now this kid's probably gonna be famous just because
both parents are famous, aren't they? Both both parents are famous.
Leave is very famous. He's Ray Donovan. The mom is
Naomi Watts, a very famous actress. He said that her success,
I guess she's a model Kai Schreiber, And he said
(31:27):
her success isn't due to her famous parents. He said
that she works very hard and it helps that she
has famous. Yeah, I'm sure there's been a nose job
or two along the way. It's like the kid who
uh inherits like his dad's plumbing business or something like.
That's awesome, But your kid only got there because he's
your kid, right, you handed them the business? Yeah, like, like,
(31:49):
I get it. He may have worked hard and now
he may take the company and run with it, but
he got put in that position because he's your kid.
That's okay. What's that wrong with that?
Speaker 2 (31:57):
Dude?
Speaker 1 (31:58):
I would have loved my parents to hand me a bit,
isn't this dad handed me credit card debt? Yeah, my
dad handed me exactly. My mom's still doing it now.
Brad Pitt's in a good place now that his divorce
from Angelina Jolie is all wrapped up. Apparently, that's what
he said the People magazine. They said he's happy the
divorce is behind him, and he's being low key for
his family. Him and his girlfriend are also in a
(32:21):
great place. She's a model or actress named in this
date Ramon's like nineteen. Brad and Angelina first filed to
disav their marriage back in twenty sixteen, were declared legally
separated in twenty nineteen, but only signed divorce papers a
couple months ago. There you got a trash for Hey,
good morning z XL. Hey Jack, what's up? Jack Man?
(32:44):
How are you doing? Good man? What's going on? Miss him?
But where you head to work? Yeah? Driving to work? Yeah?
Where do you work? Military base? Okay? We kind of
you start uh tike o'clock? Okay, assume you got to
be there on time. It's a military base, you know,
can't get there late. Oh yeah, yeah yeah. Are you
gonna be on time this morning? You saund a little behind?
Oh yeah, I'll be all time. Okay, all right, Yeah,
(33:06):
you're military, you better be on time. So you're gonna
be there six hundred hours some time you start six
hundred see I like that. It's military time. Yeah. All
right man, Well look we'll get you to work.
Speaker 3 (33:16):
Jack.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
You got one hundred bucks to ocean to spend? All right?
All right? Good Now? What your day look like on
that military base? A lot of hanging out until we
get like, you know, invaded the you gotta fight. Is
it like the movie stripes? Yeah? A lot like it?
All right, Look, thank you for keeping us safe. We
appreciate your service. And you got one hundred bucks to ocean.
My friend, you have a basketball hoop at least set
(33:39):
up in case you guys are board, like something to do. Horseshoes,
bus shoes. Yeah, we got horseshoes, not basketball. Okay, I
like that. You guys are just pitching horseshoes. I got
just playing horseshoes all day. I'm sure he does more
important things than just horseshoes. All right, Jack, you stay
on hold? All right? All right? Kind of gun you have? Jack?
I got questions? What kind of gun do you have?
(34:01):
We all don't carry. Good, Okay, I got you. Yeah,
in case the dude doesn't need a gun, he could
kill you with his bare hands. It sounds like a
lot of nonsense going on in this base, That's what
I'm saying. He didn't tell me at all what he
did today. But that's all right. Man. You got the thicket, dude,
the closest thing Jojo has ever seen to a military
basis grand theft auto. All right, Jack, you stay on hold,
budd alright. It doesn't sound like an exciting day. I
(34:23):
was like, I don't know, man, we're gonna work on
a tank today. We're gonna fire some shells. You know,
you gotta we're climbing those rope walls. Got to learn
a new march. Yeah, you guess the guns around of
something like the movie stripes. A majority of the day
is probably a you know, a boring day, which which
is probably a good day if you're in the military.
You're like, all right, you know, today's gonna be an
(34:44):
office day, nice and easy. Bro. Like if he said, well,
you guys don't know it, but China's invading us and
they're sending planes over, so we're getting ready for them.
I'm sure there's things he's not allowed to talk about,
but just like anything. Man, Like you think being a
Secret Service agent is like you're constantly on detail with
the president. No, I bet a lot of time it's
office work. Yeah, sometimes you're just doing papers, right, Like,
(35:05):
it's a lot of time. Like you're a Secret Service
agent and you're based out of I don't know, Utah. Yeah,
and it's like, wow, okay, did you know that the
Secret Service is the ones that are in charge of
counterfeit money? Didn't know that? Yeah? Weird. They're in charge
of taking care of the president and if they have
any big counterfeit rings going on, it's also the Secret
(35:26):
Service that has to take care of that. Yeah, it's
pretty cool, man. I know a guy who used to
do uh he was I guess he was, I don't know,
with CIA or whatever it was. But he was wiped
out like like he didn't exist. He was that undercover
like he's got reenforced to stuff and send him right
to Obama's desk. He's working for him. So when he
went to get a house he had, they had they
had to call the government and verify this guy even
(35:47):
existed because he had no Social Security number. He was white, clean.
I was like, dude, that sounds awesome. Yeah, until you're
trying to buy a car and they don't know who
you are. Same thing happened to me. This is going
back about twenty five years ago. Aim up in the
late nineties and I got I started running with a
bad crew. Drugs kind of got involved. They asked me
(36:11):
if I wanted to rat out my friends. I didn't
want to, but I thought I had to. So next thing,
you know, man, I'm in the Midwest and I go
to order linguini with maren aasauce and they gave me
noodles with catches. This is this is the end of
Goodfellas well shut no, no, no, no, I was getting
my newspaper in my robe news something. Look, Peach, just
(36:34):
do that. I'm like, what movie is this can't sound right.
He's never told me this story. That's a sad ending
of that movie. It was, dude, let me tell you
every movie. I love good Fellas. Casino Blow. I got
to turn it off forty five minutes before the end
of the movie because I want to feel like, dude,
this is hoppen. It never ends. Well, yeah, no, they
never walk I mean Casino is probably the closest of
them walking away unscathed. Yeah, where he got the he
(36:58):
got to gamble the rest of it. She's getting beat
up with a bat. Yeah, like Joe Peshy's dead, his
wife's dead, but he gets to gamble.
Speaker 2 (37:06):
You know.
Speaker 1 (37:06):
Henry Hill, he has to go live in the Midwest
until he finds Howard Stirring years later and then blows
up his life.
Speaker 3 (37:12):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (37:13):
Blow. That guy spends the next twenty years in jail,
and his family wants nothing to do with it. When
he has that house and them cars, dude, even the
dad looks at him and goes, I know you, I
know you didn't work for this construction. Look we we
get back, we'll knock out some headlines. This report is
sponsored by Jackson Hewittt. It mattered at seven zxls after
(37:37):
his rock Stations zx more show streaming on her I
Heart Radio app that's I H E A R T app. Well,
someone called in. They said, uh app they were they
They said they're going to E y E H E
A R T. I said, that makes no sense to
(37:57):
but it's the letter. I call him the R word.
This was weird. Ridiculous, Yeah, ridiculous. This was weird that
my wife brought this up out of nowhere. She asked
about going to see the Counting Crows. Why that was odd,
like that came out of nowhere. She never like never
talked about the Counting Crows. And then she's like, oh,
if they're coming around this summer, could you get tickets?
(38:19):
And I'm like, okay, yeah, And I think I told her.
I said, I think they're playing Camden. And then she
said this to me. She goes, if I never saw
another show in Camden, I'd be fine with it. And
I and I go, really, because I have great memories
of seeing shows in Camden. And I was like, why
(38:40):
do you say that? And I guess she doesn't have
the memories that I have, uh because when we were kids,
dude that they had just built that, and like we
would go just to go. I saw concerts that I
could care less about and ended up loving it was
the East Center, Sony. It started as it started as
the Blockbuster Entertainment Center, Okay, then it went to the
(39:02):
Tweeter Center, then it was the Susquehanna for a while.
I think Bank Center. It's going, it's going through multiple
names making money that thing, well, yeah, I don't know.
I guess the rights to own it, like like arenas
and stadiums and stuff do that all the time where
they end up changing names. But so she's like, yeah,
(39:22):
she goes between like trying to get into Camden and
stuff like that, and I sit to her, I go, man,
I go to me. Camden is like those were like
they do do a good job of fencing off the
bad parts of Camden, so when you're there you feel
a little safe when you're tailgating and stuff like that.
But the tailgates were always fun. I love that you
can just walk around on the lawn. But uh. She
(39:45):
also has been spoiled because we saw it. We've seen
a lot of shows at the Baseball Stadium and that's
an awesome venue because you can you can walk around.
She is a big fan of walking around. And also,
like she's like me, she doesn't like to sit. I
hate having them sit next to somebody and enjoy a concert.
I just I can't enjoy it that way. I also
(40:06):
took her to go see Pitbull in Camden. Yeah, her
and my daughter went and I drove her and I
ended up sticking around the parking lot through the concert
waiting for them. And I guess it was so packed
at this pit Bull concert that like drunk kids were
spilling drinks on her, they were elbowing her and she
(40:26):
at that point, I think she was done with Camden.
And there are things that happened at a certain place
or a certain time that makes you hate that place.
Like all my memories growing up were that place in Camden.
To go there to see a show like the spot
people will talk about, Ah, I saw so and so
with the Spectrum in nineteen what a JF about? It
was always Camden and they were great shows and you
can move around and do it. And I've never bought
(40:48):
a seat for the Camden place. I've always just sat
in the grass and that was it. I remember we
went with a couple one time and they had seats
in Camden to go see the food fighters, and it sucked,
Like I'd rather be out on that lawn walking around
sitting down. I don't. I can get up go to
a little bar in the back and get a beer,
and I don't have to, you know, not everyone in
(41:09):
the row has to get up every time I got
to go to the bathroom. Yeah, last time we were there,
we saw what I saw it with you was corn
and Rob Zombie. We had smer there and we had
seats for that. But other than that, like the last
time we were there, and I guess we're I'm not
really getting older. But my wife had my uh who's
twelve now. She had the bait I think it was
a twelve or the eight year old. One of them
(41:30):
was in her belly. And I remember we're sitting there
as a Dave Matthew show and like you could smell
the weed and we had to get up and smell
the weed. You know. She's like, yeah, I need everyone
there that was smoking. I know, was the kid in
her belly. She's like, you know, you were the weird ones.
People at the Dave Matthew show looked at you and said, dude,
these guys aren't smoking. Well, we probably should have been
at the Dave Matthew show at forty a little too
(41:52):
old to be at. It was a good time. But
I've seen great shows there, man. Yeah, so my saw
Wu Tang last year. I saw Wanglan and Bust of
Limes and Nas in the summertime. It was a great time.
Just watched the show. A lot of hate towards Camden
for my wife does She said, I could if I
never go, If I never go back there to see
a show, I'm okay with that. And I to me,
I think about the old Spectrum. I know a lot
(42:15):
of people are nostalgic for the old Spectrum. I never
was a huge fan. It was always dingy and dirty,
the seats were never all that great. But I get it.
It's you grew up with it, you're nostalgic about it.
That's the thing about Camden. Like if you are on
the lawn, then you are standing. It's like you're standing
and watch it in someone's grass. It's grass, dirt and
everything else. But I like that, but you can watch
it from the like when you're doing the tailgate where
(42:36):
we were, it is a rock and gravel road and
you're kind of walking. It's all dusty nasty. So if
you're if you so old, well no, I mean I
don't mind it. But if she's road uneven, it's bad
on my orthopedics, I don't mind it. But if she's
saying she doesn't like it because of that reason, I mean,
you're parking lot at the at the ballpark, you're walking
in it's nice and clean, the whole thing inside is clean.
(42:56):
Yet it the pit Bull Show turned her off with
the kids dumping dre on her and get she sounds old,
like I did the math. She don't want that? Well,
I think, okay, And now hopefully hopefully she's not listening.
But I think there's a part of she fell old
at the pit Pool show where like it was kids
that were nudging her, it was kids that were bouncing
(43:19):
into or where maybe ten years before she would have
been the person bumping into the older person. Now you're older,
you're like your space. Yeah, you want you want to
you want to back away from that nonsense. Look, we Uh,
we get back, man, What do I think like you
think you have you think you've got it bad. I
don't think we have it bad. Uh we know how?
Speaker 3 (43:40):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (43:41):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (43:43):
We know what was responsible for clogging the eleven of
the twelve toilets? That was that Air India flight from
Chicago to New Delhi last week? Was it Indian food?
Four and a half hours into the flight, the plane
had to turn around. And it's not because of what
you think. It turns out the passengers had been flushing
items like plastic bags and even clothing down the toilets.
Why why are we doing this? Which ended up stop
(44:04):
It stopped the plumbing from working. They don't know why.
But I don't know, dude, I don't know why. Wait
your four and a half hours into the flight, you
gotta turn around and come back. Yeah, they gonna fly
back to Chicago. I'm just gonna push forward. Well, eleven
of the twelve toilets were clogged. What was going on
in this flight? How big is this plane? You got
eleven toilets? Dude, it's I had three hundred people. It
(44:26):
must have been like one of those big seven forty sevens. Yeah.
Well yeah, like, what are you doing flushing a shirt,
just throwing the trash can and don't you recognize the
guy without the shirt might be the problem? What's going
on in the socks and everything else? An American influencer
posted a video of her doing something stupid, shocking, and
it could now get her booted from Australia. The country
outdoor enthusiast and hunter Sam Jones was videoed on the
(44:49):
side of an Australian road picking up a baby wombat
from its mother and then rushing it back to the
car in her arms, while showing the animal off to
her followers. With the pissed off wombat, mama chase him
behind her and won in the baby back. The video
has since been deleted, but not before it caused nationwide
outrage down Under. Now the Aussie government is reviewing the
(45:10):
video and seeing if they're gonna pull her visa to
see if her conditions of her stay might have been breached,
which is has a possible consequence of never being allowed
back in the country again. Do you know what a
wombat is at? Just a sort of a kangaroo? I
don't know, I was asking, but what animal? You would
the thing? When? Remember when when Luke had to go
(45:33):
meet Yoda. Remember those things that were hanging from the tree.
That was a wombat? I I well, I mean when
I was a kid, that's what I thought a wombat was.
I don't know. As I got older, I realized that
it ignor Luke or Yoda wasn't real.
Speaker 2 (45:48):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (45:48):
Let's say you have a significant other who went to
Las Vegas to get a hooker. This looks like if
a pig and a beaver had a baby. Say it, Oh, yeah,
it's like a little Oh, it's like a big rat
but has a face of a Yeah. It's like a
like a like yeah, like a little bear type of situation. Yeah,
that's a wombat. Huh uh. Okay, Let's say you have
(46:09):
a significant other they go to Vegas and get a hooker.
Then that hooker dosed your partner with fentanyl and they died.
What would you do? Do You assue the hotel? Okay?
Maybe Jennifer Jacoby has filed a wrongful death lawsuit against
the hotel where her husband got a hooker and died.
That sucks, man, because now he's dead, and you're pissed
off that he's dead because now he's left. Yes, so
(46:31):
this is the Venezia guy by having a hooker. She
said that the hotel security should have alerted her husband
that he was being followed by a sex worker with
a history of targeting hotel guest, robbing and victimizing them.
Some guys want that. Reports say jeff Jacoby met shay
Lee Kesse, who was operating as a sex worker at
a hotel bar in the Venetian Jacoby has said to
(46:53):
have withdrawn a thousand bucks from the atm took it
to his room with her. After not hearing from her husband,
Jennifer asked the hotel to do a welfare check, where
Jeffrey was found dead of a fentanyl overdose. Surveillance video
reportedly shows the woman leaving the hotel room eight minutes
after entering, and she accused the man the woman who
killed him. She accused of the man of taking her phone, wallet,
(47:15):
and one thousand dollars from Uh oh, she's accused. No, no, no,
She the hooker is accused of stealing the man's phone
whilet in one thousand dollars. That makes sense, Yeah, so minutes, YEA,
why I don't know, I don't get so. I guess
they do the drugs first. And then he dies. So
is that a batch of coke? I guess you can't do.
(47:37):
You can't do any drugs anymore. Man, even weed now
they're saying could be laced with fentanyl and it it
just takes a little bit. Well, you're right at it, tude.
There's no warm up, a four play or nothing. You're
in eight minutes in. You've already done that. You've already
bumped coke. He's already died. You've taken this stuff, and god,
eight minutes they work pretty quick, man. Or her move
is because she's known the rob people that she knows
they get a pretty not maybe not a lethal do,
(48:00):
but enough to knock them out, and then she just
runs with all their stuff. You can get her from murder, Like, yeah,
I believe again, Like my thing is and you know,
knock on wood. I've never had to get a hooker,
but I would probably go into it knowing that there's
a eighty percent chance I get robbed. Yeah, I'm never
gonna go into that transaction thinking it's one hundred percent safe.
(48:23):
Like never ever. There you go, those people they have
a bad you. Uh No, two people learn the exact
same way. Radio station is Z Xi. It's almost the
weekend WX weekend mode. I don't know. Is there a
w z XI. There may be maybe somewhere it's the
urban station. I don't know. We're spitting hot James at you.
(48:44):
So my twelve year old lies to my wife that
I'm smoking like a cigarette, a cigarette. So why would
he lie about that. You've never, like I've known you
a long time, never never even seen you near a cigarette.
Now I smoke cigars, and they'll and they'll, you know,
they'll tell her why I smokes the where she knows,
I'll can smell it. The smell will let her know
you're smoking. It's like, so, so yesterday we come in,
(49:07):
we're having a football kitch in the front yard. We
come in and uh, so I tell you they're smoking
a cigarette while having a kid. Of course, you know
that's right, kid, I said. So he's doing some homework, right,
So I said, listen, man, you got to finish up
some stuff, right, got to get your homework done everything else.
So he's like, I'm gonna tell mom you're smoking. I'm like,
where the hell does that come from? Oh? So he's
just trying to be a dick, right, right, just try
(49:28):
to be like a dick. Right, So I'm like, what
do you what does that even mean? Oh? Boy? So
well that kid, because that day that can get that
can get dicey. Well, he does it as a joke, right,
he's not trying to be mean, but but my wife
totally buys it. And I got to give him credit.
He goes he's so, he's dead pan, he's so the
way he's explaining it like he's got every detail down.
(49:50):
So he's like, so, my wife says, yeah, he said
you were smoking. I was like yeah. It's like I
really believe him because he said you were smoking outside.
The cigarette was white with red circles around it, which
maybe he is selling cigarettes in school because maybe he
knows too much about what the filter. He's talking about it.
So he's trying to explain her that I put it out.
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I threw it on the ground. He's like, hold on
a second, let me pick it up. Ow it's hot.
Let me get a leaf and I'll pick it up.
I'll photo away because it's hot. It just burned my finger.
He's going into so much detail about me smoking a
super cigarette. My wife almost bought it. I'm like, I
wasn't smoking a cigarette. But I gotta give him credit.
If you're trying to lie, you have to come up
with me. You got you gotta come. He's a great liar.
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The detail that he explained in picking up the cigarette
that I flicked on the ground, either my wife buying
it or he's the smoker and he's doing it and
he's picking up all the ground. Yeah, that's why he
knows all the details. Yeah, that's he knows exactly what
to say. I'm good for you, man, if I would
have believed that too. Like my son who's in college,
he tried to pull off this massive lie a couple
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of years ago to me, my wife, my ex wife,
and it was like a massive lie, like a life
changing lie. And you know, my ex wife got super disappointed.
I kind of smelled it from a mile away. And
you know, once we you know, once the initial like hey, hey,
dumb nuts, stop being a dummy. I grabbed them and
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I'm like, what was your end goal? Yeah, like you
didn't plan. I go, I want to have a real
talk with you.
Speaker 3 (51:20):
Man.
Speaker 1 (51:21):
One, you were dumb for trying to pull off this
massive lie. But I go, you didn't have a plan.
There was no end goal to your lie, there was you.
You didn't either. You weren't detail oriented enough in your lie,
like not saying I wanted you to continue through with
the lie, but I wanted you to to be good
at it, and you weren't good at it. Dude, I
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get my kid credit, man, and again the end goal.
My wife knows I'm not smoking. I'll smoke. I never
smoked cigarettes. I probably can't handle I'm texting your wife
right now smoking this shit. Hey, uh does did Joe?
Does he smoke at home? Because he's going outside a
lot during the show. Fantast and let this thing just
keep steamrolling. What you're doing it as a ball breaker,
I'm like, man, well done, bro, I give you credit. Now.
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If you would have said I was drinking, she would
have totally believed that, because I will, man, I'm drink
doing it day. Yeah, not a big deal. Who gives me?
My kids find it shocking when I'm not drinking. Yeah right,
I don't care about that. Just having a water mom.
Smoking thing so far fetched. But if you would have
won drinking, she'd be like, oh, so you were drinking today.
I'm like no, You're like, well he said you were.
You were washing the dime. He's getting to the details. Man.
Yeah for him, good liar, man, Good for you, buddy.
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I appreciate it. Man, Yeah, he got it. He's got
a freshen up. Cigarettes. But cigarettes are also so odd
that they're almost it could be real, right, because it's
an odd thing to gras and the way you explain it, man,
you work well. Stop smoking, dude, you have to be
a role model to him. Speaking of which, I'm going
to take a smoke break right now, and uh and
then this thing for the week. But thanks to your
calls this week. How cool it would be if we
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could smoke in the studio. It used to be. Man,
just have an ashtray right here, just smoking away rush
limball with the nicotine formally nicotine stained hand, a cigar.
I'd smoke a cigar here, everybody, stay right there. Let's
coick off that rock block for you. It's one hundred
point seven the XL South Church's rock station z XL
Morning Show. When you're smiling, When you're smiling, when you smiling,
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smiles to you, and when you're loving, oh you love
when the sun comes shining through, when you're crying, let's
you bring on the rind right. I'll stop your shouting,
stop your side. We'll you be happy to where you smiling.
Let's smiling. Keep on smiling. I'm smiling.
Speaker 3 (53:36):
That's rocking out.
Speaker 1 (53:38):
I know you guys are all my love. Put me
guys on my way working shot like guy, yeah, warming
up ship and I'm like, I'm about here. We're rocking. Hey,
thank you, you shot you the best, y'all keep me laughing. Man,
you guys are great. Good morning guys, Hilario, Oh god,
is it my radio or are you only broadcasting? And
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Mina Joe, this is the rates in DJ. Like if
you are on it, I would listen to it.
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Man, getting up in the morning doesn't suck anymore.
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