TUESDAY 3-18-25

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Uh, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
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of regulations and rules, under the scrutiny of bosses and management,
one show breaks all the rules to deliver entertaining, compelling
and educated window and stand about all the rest. And

(00:46):
this show, isn't it?

Speaker 3 (00:51):
Hey, happy post Saint Patrick's Day to you. Forgot man,
you're Irish and I didn't. I didn't give you a
proper happy Saint Patrick's Day yesterday. Uh yeah, I don't
think we even mentioned it was Saint Patrick's Days. Not
once I thought that.

Speaker 4 (01:04):
We got back and my wife's like, hey, you talk
about Saint Patrick's dany I was like, oh no, we
didn't say anything of that.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
No, even like we did corn beef and cabbage over
the weekend, but last night was roast beef, so that
wasn't like a real Irish thing. Yeah. I'm not drinking,
so it wasn't like I would go out to a bar.
We'll buy a couple of bars. Didn't look very packed. Yeah,
there you go, Happy Saint Patrick's Day. I grabbed a
grab some lunch for two buddies at this I mean,

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it's an Irish place. Called Shaleene's. I Shaleene's up in Westville. Okay,
just trashy as I thought it and remembered it was.
And then do you give me a picture. It's just
a lot of people not working. Yeah, people were even
trash er it was. I feel like that's what it
looks like every day at one o'clock, except they're wearing green.
That's exactly what it look yeah. Yeah, yeah, like a
couple of Kelsey jerseys and everything else. And then well
they had the quintessential sign over the bar. It said

(01:52):
Eagles Boulevard. Ah, I did see that in the picture. Yeah,
that was I just did just know that they're on
Eagles Boulevard. Is there fans of the team, the Eagles.

Speaker 5 (02:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:02):
And I think there was probably two woods in the
whole place, all the other ones where I would not no,
not at all. Yeah. That's a tough one, man. That's
a tough area. That that that like Gloucester County City,
Westville area. It's a bad area. Man won the brook
Lawn Yeah, it's Brooklawn Circle. There's a diner right there.

(02:24):
It's they're all truck stops. Now Royal is the It's
all weird spots all Pennant not far from where the
Pennant wasn't it. Yep, yeah yeah you start doing Yeah,
Route one thirty is a tough road. Yeah yeah, yeah
yeah that's and you're about ten minutes in Canada. Construction workers,
you know, full a little lunch break over there. Yeah,
they one Irish are still all dirty, They're still on
the clock. That's what we saw that that that's what

(02:45):
yesterday was. But you know what that was. I was
at the Strip Club during the days.

Speaker 4 (02:49):
What it was, I'm seeing the season, the beasts, I'm.

Speaker 3 (02:52):
Seeing the scars man. I used to deliver ice down
that way, and and and like at two o'clock on
any Tuesday, on a Monday, on a Wednesday, that's what
that bar looks like. Yeah, but this one had everyone
had green on Eddy BJ was playing Dropkick Murphy. Different.
That's the difference. There's no jukebox on on Saint Patrick's Day.
They get a DJ who's wearing green beads, which I
was kind of disappointed. Like my buddy was playing. I'm like,

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all right, let me go, I'm gonna hear some fifty
set in the club. It was it was like straight
Irish music. Like, what's the point here. That guy played
that on anywhere. He played Dropkick Murphy's nine thousand times yesterday.
I think it was a Toby Keith. It was red
solo cup song was played. It's not Irish, no, no,
it was very part. It wasn't as as hip hot

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he played. I would like it to be going up
to Boston probably, I honestly, god, it was awesome. So
we went ahead and the bagpipers come and ruin it.
Look I love you. I'm Irish, Irish, Scottish, Look I
get it. But bagpipers come in, dude, and it's just
a headache and a half. Well, we were off to
the side, so we had some lunch without the ruckus.
Then we walked into the ruckus for about fifteen minutes.

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I said hello and I was like, okay, yeah, not
my thing. And I got out of there as the
bagpipers and the drummers were coming in. I was leaving.
And I have buddies who do that right, and the
uh and and it's awesome and it's cool to see
for us song. It's cool to see for one song.
Then they overstay their welcome and they always had, they
always come twenty deep, so they take up the whole bar.

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So now you got the drummers and the bagpipers. Give
me one, give me amazing grace, and then out the door,
one and done. That's what I want to see from
a bagpiper. My buddy hired him for a Saint Patrick's
Day party. I think last year too much, and you're right,
it's like ah and you want to applaud and then
oh my god, damn again. Then yeah, we get them

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for for funerals and it's just it's just too much,
and it's the you're you're one and done. Maybe if
people had a lot to drinking, Sue's out one more song,
but never more than two songs if you're a bagpipe.

Speaker 4 (04:49):
I think this guy paid for the hour Cameo's house.
It wasn't even like a like a pop.

Speaker 3 (04:54):
Up, poor blea. He paid for the whole hours. He's
gonna get his hours for it. They're like, ge try
to watch the ballgame. Bag pipers were things that happened
out in a big field in Ireland, in Scotland, not
in a little bar in Westville, New Jersey, when this
guy had it in a foyer in his home. I'm
not in a foyer in scott They don't have floyers
in Scotland now, but you're right. You do take up

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a lot of space, a lot of space. Everybody hates Tuesday.
We're gonna find that ZXL workforce employee of the day.
Who will it be? I don't know. Well, we will
have a pair of tickets for the Atlantic City Beer
and Music Festival. Hook you. I'm coming up just a
little bit. Do it live. I can go all write
it and we'll do it live. And things sucks. I'm Scotty.

(05:42):
Good morning. Here's news fout us. This is a little
scary man. More and more banks are closing. TD Bank
is closing thirty eight branches as part of a corporate
restructuring plan, including six here in Jersey. The Canadian Bank,
which is headquartered in Cherry Hill, cited a shift the
digital banking and evolving customer habits Canadians. Yeah, do you

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know that I'll put my money in a Canadian bank.
Reasons for closing the brick and mortar bank locations like
we just had this happen with that Republic dude. We
built a bunch of these beautiful buildings for Republic Bank
and within like a year, they all closed up, like
we there's one sitting on Ninth and West Avenue in
Ocean City do prime real estate, like millions and millions

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of dollars in real estate, and it's just sitting there,
brand new empty. Listen, man, I haven't been to a
bank in a long time. Unless I have to pull
a lot of money out for like a contractor to
bank cash. I haven't gone to a bank other than
do that. Like it's not like block on a Friday
where everybody goes with their paycheck. Even if I have
cash to deposit, I can do it right the ATM. Yeah,

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I don't even need to walk into the bank. The
Jersey ones, it doesn't look like any close to South Jersey,
with the exception of Marlton Cedar Grove, Flemington Home Dell
Route seventy and Marlton, Ringwood and spring Lake Heights are
the couple of TD banks that are closing in Jersey.
General Motors is recalling ninety thousand Cadillacs and Chevy Camaros.

(07:09):
Italians are super mad. It looks like it's the Cadillac
CT six is twenty nineteen through twenty twenty twenty, twenty
twenty one CT fours and five twenty twenty through twenty
twenty two. Chevy Camaro transmission issues owners will be notified
by April twenty first. Apparently your wheels can lock up.

(07:32):
Dealers will fix the issue by installing transmission control software
at no additional cost to the owner. Some Italian guys like, damn,
I got both residents in Cape May yesterday heard a
big boom and they don't know what it was. It
wasn't listed on the earthquake stuff like. They talked to
the guy who's in charge of that little thing that

(07:53):
that measures earthquakes, yes, and he's on the piece of paper.
He's like, oh, not up in here. Whatn't me? There
was no hemac activity here, was it? Delaware? Delaware do
something stupid? They said, maybe a military plane. They said
that on flight radar, a T thirty eight Talon was
flying just off the coast of Maryland and Delaware around
the same time the noises were reported. That's news. What

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about sports? Sixers loss to the Rockets one forty four,
one thirty seven, six Ers, thunder Tomorrow, Lightning beat the
Flyers too, Nothing Flyers Capitals, Thursday Bills beat the Blue Jays,
four to two. Phil's Pirates one oh five start this afternoon.
Lane Johnson has extended his contract by a year and
it'll keep them through the twenty twenty seven season. The
Eagles they added another former Georgia Bulldog to their defense

(08:41):
yesterday from the Giants, Jojo you love the Giants may
to a one year deal. There you go, that's news.
That's hey Sundy today hyped to fifty nine clear tonight,
open at thirty seven tomorrow for your Wednesday sunny again.
I up the sixty thirty five outside right now with
unch point seven is the XLS after rock station ZXL
Morning Show XL so after it is his rock station

(09:07):
ZXL Morning Show. So I found out my mother in
law likes to pay her handy guy in Uh what
are the hooters? No?

Speaker 4 (09:16):
Even worse? Uh No, but she had no she had
a maintenance guy, mister Wilson, who I swore she was
throwing it to.

Speaker 3 (09:25):
Yeah, mister Wilson, he's got the tool bell and he's
got all the keys. So uh so she's selling one
of her uh one of her properties. And okay, it
can't happen fast enough because she's older and she's trying
to make decisions by herself, and now my wife has
to get involved. Yeah, so my wife is on a
three way with her who yeah, very sexual, her and
her maintenance guy. She's selling a house, so she has

(09:47):
to put a railing in the garage because when you
go down the steps, you need a rail. All the
things are gonna happen with all the things that you
got away with when you owned it. You have to
now correct before you sell it. Bro these these rental properties,
they're straight crack houses out in the middle of nowhere
in Colorado. Like they really are.

Speaker 4 (10:02):
Like she like, somebody went without hot water for days
because she was looking for the right price to get
a hot water heater in I'm telling her, I.

Speaker 3 (10:08):
Was like, you tell me, you gotta give them hot water,
no matter how much it costs. Find somebody to do it.
We have slum lords in our family too, and they
tell me stories, man, what they have to do to
get these people out, because it goes both ways. Now
they're slum lords, but they get to the point where
it just they the customer they attract is so bad

(10:33):
that that's why they don't do anything to these houses,
because they know the house is gonna get tracked.

Speaker 4 (10:37):
And you know that going in, like the person, the
person's not making two hundred thousand dollars a year renting
a one bedroom one bad.

Speaker 3 (10:42):
They didn't go into this wanting to be slum lords,
but they just became slum lords because they got sick
of dealing with just the scum of the earth. I
knew a guy he was like a Russian mob boss,
and he would buy these apartment complexes and he would
rent it out to single moms right with like a baby,
because they're like, you know what, these women actually need
a place to live. Now.

Speaker 4 (10:59):
The rent was he barely got by. I remember me
and my brother rigging some light switches up in there.
But you get through it because you know what your
audience is are.

Speaker 3 (11:07):
Relatives that do this. They have to block out whole
days to be in a viction court. Yeah right, Like
it's not just a couple hours, it's whole days because
they got to go in and then once they go like,
they can't They can't even get into their own houses
that they own. The people can squat. They have more
rights than the owner.

Speaker 4 (11:26):
Like I swear that the family could run into my
house as I leave for work and be like we're here,
and I'd be like, God, damn, I can't even get
you out of my house.

Speaker 3 (11:33):
I follow these YouTube channels. There's stories where people are
in escrow for like a closing, yeah, and people swoop
in and start living in the house while it sits empty,
and they get somehow they have rights to stay there.

Speaker 4 (11:44):
I've tried to sell people's houses where they have renters
and like people like, Nope, not till they're out. I
eat them out because I'm not gonna deal with all
that easy man. So she's going around around with my
wife last night. She has to get a handrail. So
my wife says, do you think this will pass inspection?
I was like, why this is what my mom wants
to put up up there? Oh boy, this is a
piece of bar that you mount to the wall that
comes out and doesn't even have an area at the

(12:06):
bottom of the steps to mount to the floor.

Speaker 3 (12:09):
It's just a piece of bar coming from the wall.
I feel like, I like where her head's at. I said, no, lady,
think this is one hundred percent. She's like, I'm not.
I wish I could do her action. She has this
nicarrogman accents. She's been in the country for eighty years.
She can't get rid of the accent. But she's explained it.

Speaker 5 (12:22):
Now.

Speaker 3 (12:23):
I got you know what that railing in Nicaragua, that's
high living.

Speaker 4 (12:27):
You're not wrong. In Nicaraguay, it gets through you hold
on to. Not here in good old United States of America,
it's not gonna fly. So then her and now her
and the maintenance guy, like, she doesn't want to spend
any money to do this, so.

Speaker 3 (12:40):
This is a railing. Put up a couple hundred bucks.

Speaker 4 (12:42):
This was like seventy dollars on Amazon. I's like, it
tells you right there, it's not going to help anybody.
I don't even know what it is for. It's not
it's not a railing, you know what Dad tells me.

Speaker 3 (12:49):
That's like a guy who owns a piece of crap
bar and he just does the bare minimum. There's there's
holes in the bathroom wall where he has to get
into the plumbing and they never patched over the whole.
That reminds me of that you just do the bare
minimum to get by. I told her so, your mom
just sold four of these crackouts. She doesn't need the money.
Just get through. Find somebody who's going to do it.
Tell your wife just to order a handyman to do it,

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and you would never even know. I said, call call
real construction company, saying this is the list of stuff
it has to be done. You gotta paint the shed door,
and you gotta put your My mom deals with dementia.
But that's what I at this point, man, I don't
even tell her when I'm doing stuff, like I forgot
to tell you it. I forgot to tell her they
were putting a new roof on her house. You want
to scarce one with dementia, have a bunch of guys

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show up and just start hammering the roof. Christmas time,
she thinks Santa just landed the sleigh in the reindeer.
She doesn't know what's going on, so her.

Speaker 4 (13:39):
And now in the handy guy, they're going back and
forth where he's like, you don't pay me money. She's like,
I play you plenty of money. He said, this is
what it is.

Speaker 3 (13:46):
He said, you pay me in scones. Oh she makes
scones for she makes scones. What a deal?

Speaker 4 (13:53):
This woman is so goddamn cheap that this handy guy's
doing work that he's he's been paid.

Speaker 3 (13:59):
In Scones must be good Scoes.

Speaker 4 (14:00):
I said, can you please just take all authority away
from your mother and make a decision here?

Speaker 3 (14:05):
It gets the thing. He's a good handyman either. If
he's saying okay to this railing, he's the one who
says no, she's trying to press it. He's like, he's like,
I don't even know how to. I don't know this
time she's paying them in scotes. It's like, I would
never go back and do any work for this woman.
I don't know if that flies in court. No, it's
not gonna flying court. Yeah, yeah, have your wife just

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take over the project. Told her, I said, you need
to call the realtor and get into isn't her sister
out there closer? Let your let her sister deal with it.
Well that's the thing.

Speaker 4 (14:34):
Now she's trying to find a used beat up stove
on a marketplace Facebook Mark.

Speaker 3 (14:38):
I said, just get a new stove for the house.
You already included a France guy just he I'll give it.
He can he can get one sent from Jersey over there,
like he just get her a cheap white stove, put
it in, sell the house and be done. Look, I
got a pair of thickets Atlantic City Beer Music Fest.
Do you want him? SIG zero nine six seven seven,

(14:58):
one hundred and seven SIG zero nine seven one hundred
and seven Atlantic City Beer and Music Festival tickets six
zero nine six seven seven, one hundred and seven. We
get back, We'll do some rock news.

Speaker 5 (15:12):
Jo It Scott a rock news.

Speaker 3 (15:16):
There's some rock news for you. Steve Miller always makes
you smile. Steve Miller Band announced a handful of summer
tour dates. Ah Man, there was probably a good seven
year run where I didn't miss the summer seeing Steve Miller.
It was a fun show to go to, man, because
you could PLoP down anytime during the set and just
know every song. Yeah, so Steve Miller, he will be

(15:37):
performing throughout the Northeast. Let's see here. Closest we're gonna get.
We got Grantville, Pennsylvania at the Hollywood Casino, I don't
know where Grantville is and Home Dell at the P
and C Bank Art Center. Those are the two closest
shows we're going to get for Steve Miller and the
Steve Miller Band. That'd be a good show always, dude,

(15:59):
I mean, the guy's got a book of greatest hits.
Def Leppard has added seven new tour dates with Oh,
Brett Michaels, The Struts an Extreme, So I don't get poisoned.
I just get Brett Michaeh Brett. That's just Brett Michaels, Gipbrett.
Where's the poison, poison man? Sitting back, sitting back, relaxing,

(16:21):
waiting for Brett to finish up his toy with def Leppard,
and then I'm sure poison will get back in action. Well,
what's c. C. Deville doing? He's hanging out with Ricky Rocket.
So def Leppard, Brett Michaels, the Struts and Extremes the
closest shows we're gonna get. How about this Atlantic City
for Gotta? Really? Yes? But I don't think. I don't

(16:49):
know if Brett Michaels is on that show or not.
I think it might just be def Leppard over at Borgotta.
Are they in a big room or they playing the
Gypsy bar? They're playing the big room, Jesse Bar closed,
and they wouldn't play the Gypsy bar? Come on, now,
how cool would it be?

Speaker 5 (17:03):
Though?

Speaker 3 (17:03):
If they did? One time? Were you with me that
I stumbled into the Gypsy bar and Vince Neil was
just sitting there having a glass of wine. No, yeah,
pretty cool. Yeah yeah, no, you were with me the
one time we went there and our buddy Billy's mom
was there. I said that that's probably where I'm mixing
it up, because she looks like Vince Neil. Yeah, his
mom talked to Spaghetti. Remember he was like way in

(17:23):
the aliens. She talked to Spaghetti and she thought that,
uh that the Spaghetti told her that aliens were stealing
her oxygen. In related news, we were also there for
airwaves and what was it angels and airwaves were opening
up for a band called Wheezer and that included angels
and airwaves. Was one of the guys in Blink Winning

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and he liked aliens too. He loves aliens, and he
probably talked with our friend Billy's mom about aliens stealing
our oxygen. Oh, it's all together. Dave Mason, he had
the song we Just Disagree, which peeked at number twelve
and nineteen seventy seven. Apparently he's having some issues. Man.
He's canceled three months of concerts. He's being hospitalized for

(18:05):
a serious infection. Seventy eight years old and who knows man.
They said, his family's deeply concerned and they appreciate your
love and prayers during this time. Tickets for all March,
April and May shows be refunded, and they're hoping for
a swift recovery. Like I said, biggest hit was we
just disagreed. But then he wrote a bunch of songs

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for Fleetwood Mac and a bunch of other stuff. He
was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame
back in two thousand and four as as a member
of the band Traffic, Cember Aband, Traffic, Traffic. What did
they Traffic saying all those songs by Traffic? Oh? Okay,
I want to say Traffic had Stevie Winwood, Oh the

(18:50):
role with the guy, Yes, but it was Traffic was
way before Roll with It. Dave Mason was one of
the early founders of Traffic. Yeah, so we agree. We
know nothing about the band Traffic, you and I other
than they played songs by Traffraffic. Okay, there you go, Samara,
You never heard of the name Traffic ever in all
of my my music library catalog. Traffic, the band Traffic,

(19:15):
Hold on, okay, hol on, Hold I'll try and see,
I'll go to my Spotify. They got hits. I'm telling you,
they got hits. Traffic, Traffic, Traffic jammery, dear mister Fantasy
they did, dear mister Fantasy. I thought blind Faith did that.
But okay, Steve wynn Wood was in Traffic feeling alright,

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great song, dear mister Fantasy. Okay, wait a minute, but
you got Cockery did this one? Okay? First of all,
you are way off. Yes, all right, Joe Joe Cocker
not Cockery, No, I said Joe copy. No, you said Cockery,
I said Cocker. Rewind the tape. I can rewind the tape.
You said Cockery.

Speaker 5 (19:55):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (19:56):
Joe Cocker never wrote a song in his life. He
just performed other people's songs.

Speaker 4 (19:59):
Okay, so he redid this? Okay, yea good song they wrote,
dear mister Fantasy. Okay, well good for that.

Speaker 3 (20:04):
So Traffic, Yeah, they deserve to be in the Rock
and roll Hall of Fame. Uh. Now you ever heard
that version of the song. Well now you have. It's
Traffic with Dave Mason and Steve Winwood. There you go,
some rock news for you. One hundred point seven exl
we are stout Jerseys rock station ZXL Morning Show. We

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Scottie and we are on the road Jojo for the
next couple of weeks, Phillies. We are your official Philadelphia

(20:47):
Phillies ratio station. And March twenty seven, four oh five,
that is when the Phils will start their twenty twenty
five season. Right there down in clear Water. Right now,
they're gonna be on the road, So that means we're
gonna head out on the road. We're gonna be over
in beautiful downtown Absecon at Villa Rafichi. We're gonna be

(21:11):
there kicking off the Phillies season. We're gonna be there.
It's about three o'clock. We're gonna be hanging out. We
got beer specials, great food specials. We have tickets for
the Phillies, tickets for the Atlantic City Beer A music festival,
and of course an awesome spot to watch the Phillies
kickoff their twenty twenty five season. Do it with ZXL.
I'll be there hosting the events. It's gonna be a

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good time over at Villa Raffichi in Absecon. And that's Thursday,
March twenty seventh. Phillies will be It's opening day, just
not in Philly. They're opening away, so we're gonna be
watching it in Absecon. It'll be like the Phillies are
playing right in downtown ABSECONFI. It does seem to be
a day that people will take off of work. It's

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opening day. Yeah, Like I said, tickets to see the Phills.
We'll have tickets for the Atlantic City Beer Music Festival.
And then we're back out on the road the next week, Jojo.
It doesn't stop there. We're gonna be over at Firewaters
at the Tropicana. Our friends over at Hooters. They hit

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us up and they're like, yo, guys, you did such
a great event last what they said, or were the
only ones that'll do it? I think I think Ronnie
Are I think I think Ronnie who's the manager over there,
he's the GM. He likes us, man. I think we're
the only number that's in his phone, and he's like
Hey guys, you still a radio. We did it last year.
We had a blast Hooters International Bikini Pageant. That's going

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to be April first. Uh, it's Hooters, but they do
it over at Firewaters because it's a bigger room. It
was a great event last year. It's a lot of fun.
And that's going down Tuesday night, April first. It's an
all night event. Kicks off with a cocktail hour at
a damn good sports bar. Then they do a calendar
signing over at Hooters, and then the pageant that any

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patgeant over at Firewaters. That's where we're gonna be Jojo
and Scottie. That's us. You're gonna be behind the wheels
of steel. Now there's a slight chance I'll be bringing
my kids. This happens to fall in a week where
my wife has a uh she says, a work thing
to fly down to Florida. But I think it's an
online boyfriend. But you know that's neither here or the

(23:20):
from Hooters. Right, Ronnie the manager over at Hooters, We'll
get a Hooters girl to babysit your kids. Now, it's
not bad enough that here I am.

Speaker 4 (23:28):
You know, I'm hanging out, you know, I got the
girls all around me, but now I'm gonna have my
two kids with me.

Speaker 3 (23:32):
Dude, that doesn't look weird at all. It's part dude,
it's a it's a it's a movie waiting, said Adam Sandler.
Move they're just hugging up on my kid. Oh my god,
it's so good. Take a picture, dude, it's a slam dunk. Man.
My wife actually shot that idea. Say, I said, no,
what the listen, if I would love to find somebody,
I might have to swing over there and do it now.
We'll probably get home at one in the morning, so
school the next day won't be very little. It'll be

(23:53):
a little tired. You hanging out with a bunch of
Hooters girls. You know it's gonna be a good time.
We're on the road.

Speaker 1 (23:58):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (23:59):
First, it's with the Pills. We're watching the season opener
over at Villa Rafiici and I'm seeking. That's gonna be Thursday,
March twenty seventh, or kick things off about three o'clock.
Have tickets for the Fills. We'll have tickets for the
Atlantic City Beer Music Fast, and then the next week
we're over at Firewaters in Atlantic City with the good
people from Hooters doing the Miss Hooters International Bikini Pageant

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that is Tuesday, April further.

Speaker 4 (24:23):
Which, by the way, I'm finally gonna cash it on
my Hooters bucks because I talked to Ronnie yesterday.

Speaker 3 (24:27):
I said I still have Hooters bucks from last year.
So yeah, I'm doing a boys' night on Saturday. So
I was like, you know, and now here I am right.
I'm big Willie because I'm like, hey, man, I got
us in, I got us comedy show tickets. How much
Nana I gotta cover? Here?

Speaker 4 (24:39):
I am copped right ac jokes. So uh So after that,
I'm like, yeah, I got us on the list of
Boogie Nights. How much I no, No, We're on the list.

Speaker 3 (24:48):
On the list. That's how we roll. Now we're gonna
walk out of Boogie Knights. I'd be like, yo, it's
good Hooters. How much is this gonna call it? I
got it, mam, It's on me dog, yo, man. That's
how we rolled for at the March Madness. I got that.
I'm the mayor of Atlantic's Stupe until the bill comes.
This is my town, man, you know, Frank's not your

(25:08):
own Vegas. I'm in Atlantic City. I'm throwing Hooters dollars
all over the place. Look we get back, we'll not
out some headlines this report, let's elf, that's sure. He's
rock stations the Xcel shows over the weekend. A job

(25:29):
that I couldn't handle, and I felt so bad for
this poor little girl. She must have been the one
with the most energy and positivity in the uh in
the staff there that they put her in front of
just the most horrific group of people you could.

Speaker 4 (25:41):
Okay, so we go to Texas Roadhouse. My wife she
accomplished house. Yeah, my wife accomplished something. She was working
really hard at it, so it was like a congratulatory
thing for her. So the kids say, hey, let's go
out to dinner. We want to take mom out to dinner.
I was like, that's awesome, you pick where you want
to go. And I got him brainwashed for Texas Roadhouse
because Dad doesn't mind Texas if it's just never my wife.
We go to a real steakhouse. But the kids like

(26:03):
Texas road As. You could throw peanuts on the floor
at people with allergies and stuff.

Speaker 3 (26:06):
Never been. I know my son's birthdays coming up. He
wants to go once to take the whole family of
Texas Roadhouse. So I think that's his birthday dinner. This
is where we can all eat for I want to say.
I think it was a little bit less than seventy bucks,
So I like that. That's where we did. Everyone gets
the special. That's it. I can get a Caesar salad
and steak and I'm good. You know, I'm good there.

Speaker 4 (26:24):
So now if we get there, it's about an hour
wait before we go in a little bit less and
we're standing kind of in the little foyer area where
the reception is is, and you do this thing on
the app. You put your name host. Yeah, the host
is you put their little name on the app and
you're lining and stuff. So we're just kind of hanging
it raining outside. We're hanging inside. Are they shoving that
little vestibule? Oh yeah, a little area right there. Yeah,
so it's us her and then just the people walking through.

(26:45):
So I had a chance to go through about fifty
or sixty people of just awful, awful human beings. Man,
they like cattle just wait fan nasty people where it's like,
I want to put my name in there. Well, it's
about a forty five minute away. Oh, we can't do that.
You can't get turn and walk out of your go
back to your car with your family. Say okay, we

(27:05):
can't wait that long. No, thank you, don't put my
name down, got to you gotta go down the road.
The red lobsters go somewhere else. Then the girls the
care Oh you can't. What sucks is usually the hostess
is the youngest on the crew. She was and she's
not old enough to wait either waitress or bar tend.
So they throw you as the hostess. Just they kind
of cut your teeth.

Speaker 3 (27:24):
Sweet little girl. Man, just trying to be as nice
you can. Now you can't go in unless she calls
your name, and you can go in check in with
the other people, say when you sit at the bar,
because that's our move, we just go sit at the bar.
Was yeah, some people would go sit at A couple
said they were going to sit at the bar. But
it usued to be honest. When they say there's a
half hour, thirty forty minute wait something like that. They
give that little disc that that glows. It never really

(27:48):
is that. It's always like manh yeah, now it's a texting.
It's it's always only about ten maybe fifteen minutes. It's
never what they say. It's going not terrible, No, it's
not man like I said back going. And if they
say it's forty five minutes, and if it's forty five minutes,
that's the worst case Scenario're not gonna be there for
two hours. Usually if it's my way, even if it's
my wife and just the little guy, Yeah, I'll we'll

(28:10):
head over to the bar to hang out until our
table's called. Now you can't go in and check in
until you've been approved through your little text message. Yeah,
now she's got to She's constantly got to scream at
people like because you get the old old school people
just walk in and go a party of twelve. Please,
I have no reservation.

Speaker 4 (28:27):
Yeah we're going in, and it's like, what you can't
You can't go in until you've been approved to go in,
because now that place is gonna fill up.

Speaker 3 (28:34):
She's just trying to do a job, and it's the
frustration from people. It's not her fault. You came to
a place on a Sunday afternoon or Saturday, a Sunday
night and happen to be rainy Sunday. Just relax, Yes,
you've been all pissed off at the poor little twenty
year old behind us to stand, it's not gonna help anything.
It doesn't help that she's cute too. And now you
got this big bohemoth of a woman who's wearing crocs

(28:55):
and on a moo moo, and she's got to look
at this cute little girl and she's got my family
wants to eat. Now. See, I saw so many bellies
because it's like half belly shirts just popping over pants.
I'm gonna be honest to help these people. I don't
think head the Texas Roadhouse. And here's what it is.

Speaker 4 (29:12):
Yes, this is a place my kids wanted to go
because my wife and I we go to a real place.
But understand, for some this is their this is their
biges is the place now.

Speaker 3 (29:20):
For me, because go to a real restaurant, let's say
an Italian joint, you be dropping. You had what four
people with you? Yep, you be dropping two hundred bucks.
You'll be dropping one hundred and fifty bucks or one
hundred dollars. I don't the kid's met you. The kid
got a slider, my other one got some ribs and
some trit was like nine to ninety nine eats. It's
like that's where we live. We took my wife out
for her birthday, me her and our little guy. Two

(29:42):
hundred dollars, three people, three people, two hundred dollars. Yeah,
you weren't a Texas Roadhouse for you with the bloomin
onion for eleven dollars. There's bloomin onions there. I'm gonna
like this place. Yeah, plumin onions. Yeah, I've never been.
I gotta go to Texas Roadhouse. I will be nice
to the uh, to the the the host Dude, I can't.
I can't be nicer because I've worked there. I've worked

(30:05):
that kind of stuff. Yeah, I can't be nicer to
the hostess, the waiter, the waitress, the bartender. The bus
boys don't it's not their fault, r. And they're just
following the rules of the restaurant. And I guess I
had a chance because I'm standing there and I'm just
I'm sitting the firsthand. I'm like, I'm like six inches
away from just these awful, awful, miserable people out of
cheer up. Man. You go to Texas Roadhouse, dude, you

(30:27):
see it, man, And when you bar attend, you see it.
When you waitress. You see it, you get this? They'de
that movie Waiting with Ryan Reynolds. It came out twenty
years ago. Dude, it was dead on, Like, there are
just some people that are great some people that are
just nasty people. And that guy's gonna put your filet
right down in front of his pants. I'm telling you,
if you have somebody in your family that asks for

(30:47):
stuff to be taken back to the kitchen, it's getting
spat on. And you hope that it gets spat on
because it couldn't be worse. Oh we get back, man,
I will knock out some trash.

Speaker 5 (31:06):
Oh love trash, anything thirty on, nitchyhy anything, racket rock
or roughing. Yes, love trash.

Speaker 3 (31:22):
There's some trash for you. Kim Kardashian is supposedly considering
adjusting her custody agreement with Kanye West. Aren't your Kids
eighteen Already? The move comes after he featured Northwest in
a song also featuring Diddy. Oh That's all bad, all
of It's bad anything featuring Diddy Man. Kanye allegedly agreed
not to release the track in court, but later went

(31:43):
back on his word and dropped it on Twitter. Yeah, yeah,
your dad's Kanye Kim. Sorry you yuh, yuh. You were
all part of this. Jason Baldoni, he's suing Blake Lively.
She's suing him. It's a big Hollywood showdown. He's saying
that he's not looking to reach a settlement with Blake life.
By the way, my wife saw the movie that they

(32:03):
were in very good. My wife liked it. It's not
very guilt. I mean it's okay. It's definitely if you
were a woman, which is a chick movie, one hundred
percent of chicken movie. She says she was crying. It's
like what happened because she spent two hours watching it. Yeah,
because I did. I watched it in a hotel on

(32:24):
New Year's Eve. Did you get through the whole thing? Yes? Okay, yes,
and then my son she might have cried. Do you
remember that part? Oh yeah, Like it's a movie to
make a woman cry. They made the movie so women cry.
That's the book too. It's because it's based on a book.
But but I mean, I can go down a rabbit
hole because I know a little too much about this.

(32:44):
But right after the movie, my son projectile vomited all
over a hotel room because of something because of thee
oh my god. Yeah, I'm going to one hundred percent
blame the movie and not the not the cheese steak.
Did he reacted differently than my wife did? I guess
you have to do. This man's Brina Carpenter. Now, she
was the little girl from the Girl Meets World that
used to be on I don't know Disney or something, right,

(33:06):
it was a reboot of Boy Meets World. Now she
writes songs about sex. Right, She's got that espresso song.
I'm sure when you DJ Joe, you are South Jersey's
number one mobile DJ. You're you're spinning that all the time.
A banger, bro. Yeah, but if you listen to it,
it's all about sex. So this girl who was like
a little like fourteen year old on Disney Channel ten
years ago, now is just singing about sex. He runs

(33:26):
around in lingerie and I guess As a father, the
actor Dak Shepherd said he has to sit his daughters
down and like talk to them about the mutstick and
what they're singing. Yeah, because they don't really know what
they're singing. They're just singing a song that they like. Yeah,
because I don't know I've never listened to the words
or just played the song. It's very sexual. I thought
it was about a coffee shop. Nope, No, she just

(33:48):
really loves espresso. Ooh. Now people are starting the question
if the timeline's real about Gene Hackman and his wife.
There's a guy who runs a private practice in New
Mexico claims that he received a phone call from the
wife on February twelfth, one day after the police said
she died. What she called She was not a patient

(34:09):
of the doctor, but she ended up making an appointment
for herself about something with respiratory issues. This contradicts the
medical examiner's determination that the woman's death was due to
the Hanta virus pulmonary syndrome, a rare respiratory condition borne
by rat droppings. I mean, we're probably never gonna know.

(34:32):
You don't know what happened. We could speculate, but that's it.
As long as nobody, you know, broke in and murdered everybody,
then they all just doesn't look like that happened. Yeah,
let's see here. Oh, Dylan mulvaney, the person who took
down bud Light, the TikTok star who's trans said they're

(34:56):
no stranger to getting hate online. We all remember the
bud Like controversy. But in a new interview, I guess
she's back at it trying to you know, Bludlight kind
of nicked for a while. She was down, but now
she's back trying to make money off this whole thing.
She said how she deals with trolls, I generally stage
imaginary fights with them while I'm in the shower. Boy

(35:16):
Scott generally stage imaginary fights in shower. Not far off, man,
I tell you what, she really does look like a woman,
though she she whatever job is getting done, you're doing well,

(35:37):
she said. By the time I get out of the
shower and back on my phone, I've usually warned myself
out not to attack back, like in a dark space,
like she certainly could be. I mean you could. You
could trick a guy in the thing, and that's a
real woman. Yeah. Yeah. Like I'm watching a show called
White Lotus and it's about people in Thailand, right, the
whole based out of Thailand this season, and they're always

(35:58):
talking about the man boys, which there are these prostitutes
that run around Thailand and you don't know if they're
male or FEMA. Yeah, yeah, go ahead. Remember most guys
are cool with it. They're like, okay, it's almost like
a game. You find out if it's a male or femie.
That's what I call a bank. Hey, good morning, z XL.

Speaker 5 (36:20):
Good morning.

Speaker 3 (36:21):
How are you? I'm doing well? How about yourself? Good?
I don't mean to be offensive by calling you Hana.
I hope you don't mind, but I call everybody hont.
I apologize I was getting called. I just dropped water
all over the kitchen to run back to the studio. So, yes,
So you have a pair of tickets for the Atlantic

(36:41):
City Beer and Music Festival. Okay, okay, what do you
What do you do for a living? Sweetie? I am customer.
I'm still good. I do customer servants out of that hospital.
Good for you. You know what you sund like. You
have a pleasant voice where if I'm taking my dog
to be destroyed that I want to hear from you.
When you say a vet you mean like you you

(37:03):
mean like a veterinarian office or like the VA. Gotcha? Gotcha? Okay,
so you do customer service very So we were talking
about it earlier about how like being a hostess at
a restaurant can be tough, man, because you got to
deal with people who are just in miserable moods. You
gotta deal with that too, man, because and when an
animal's sick, people are in people are freaking out. They're

(37:27):
pissed all you, I'm sure, especially when they get the bill.
You got to hear it, right, and they get the bill,
Oh yeah, yeah, and you're the one man, and you
gotta deal with it. My wife, we were in brigand
we were in brig. Let's see, we were in brig.

Speaker 4 (37:41):
I was in brigand team and one of our dogs
kind of got real, real sick and my wife had
to take it all the way back to Williamstown.

Speaker 3 (37:46):
So she's on the phone and she's got the doctor
there and he's like, yo, the dog's.

Speaker 5 (37:50):
Not doing well.

Speaker 3 (37:51):
They want to do this, this and this. I'm like, well,
I was honest, I'm like, how much is this going
to cost?

Speaker 4 (37:55):
I think it was like twelve hundred bucks And my
wife I was like, listen, we're the the vet was
nice enough to the middle of the night.

Speaker 3 (38:02):
He's like, you know what, I'm not going to charge you.
I'm just gonna go ahead and do the test. And
he did it. Was actually very very nice.

Speaker 4 (38:07):
Yeah, I thought, uh, you got compassion man, with someone
sitting there with your dead dog, You're like, woman, I'm
not going to charge your twelve hundred dollars to put
him on it.

Speaker 3 (38:15):
So he did something very nice. What's your what's your name? Patty? Patty?
I dealt with a beautiful person like Patty. When I
called my dog was dying and I call up the
place and I started with I don't mean to be rude,
and the woman cut me off. She goes, you're not here.
Are the prices? Yeah? And she and she knew exactly
what I meant. How much is this going to cost

(38:36):
to put my dog down? And she goes, you're not
being rude. You want to know the prices? And I said, yeah,
I sort of do, because you don't know. Man, you're
in your mourning, you're sad, you're upset. They could take
you for a ride. Really, I had a dog on
oxygen man. Every hour, it was like fifty dollars.

Speaker 4 (38:51):
This was awesome because I had the opportunity to keep
Now he was like ten eleven years old. They wanted
to put him in a decompression chamber and get the
blood out.

Speaker 3 (38:58):
Of his lungs. I'm like, well, you're super hero. I said,
A hold on a second, I was like, what's cos
He's like about five grand? I wash.

Speaker 4 (39:06):
He's like, but you know, if you decide to make
the decision, I'll take all the money we charge you
for pure oxygen to keep them alive for two hours.

Speaker 3 (39:12):
We'll roll that into the cremation. I was like, now
we're talking many for that five grand? Can the veterinarian
build a deck? Uh? Yeah, there are a little bit
on that. Well, it's crazy, and it's that thing where
you don't know, like, am I getting hosed? Am I
not getting hosed? You just and it's not like what
am I gonna shop around to see who's gonna kill

(39:32):
my dog? I cremated my dog myself at home. Dude,
they have yea, our buddy, our buddy across the hall.
He called a company up, they came to his house
and did it. Yeah yeah, all right, well look yeah
did he cremated it right in the grill outside him? Yeah? Uh, Patty,

(39:53):
you stay on hold. We're gonna get all your info.
But you're going to see the Uh you're going to
Atlantic City berea music fest. That's what you got to
take it for.

Speaker 4 (40:00):
Thank you, You're welcome. And if I'm gonna put my
dog down, I want to hear Patty on the other line.

Speaker 3 (40:05):
That's right, a customer service. Yeah, because you get that bill,
you know, and it's like, oh boy, I'm calling the
complaint about this, and here's the thing they got. You
buy the balls though your dog's dead. Yeah, you can't
do much with it. And I guess, I mean, I
guess right, they could send it to a that could
send it to a creditor, right if you just don't
pay the bill. But I guess you gotta. I guess
you gotta pay pay up front, man, I I think

(40:27):
we paid up front. It would It ended up being
about five hundred bucks. Now included in that wasn was
four four something. The oxygen it was breathing because it
could breathe. It was breathing out blood, so they put
in his oxygen chamber whatever, so he was he was
breathing pure oxygen, which was nice. That included cremation. I
got his paul, which how awful. Not the actual pull

(40:48):
you gotta paul print I get. Yeah, so I got
it a key chain. You don't have a rabbit size.
How awful is that? And what my dog's ready to
die and they think about they got to smash his
paull and cameras feeling it's already it's already dead with
they put him in a box, a beautiful box. He
put his name on top and everything. I got the
box too, sitting on a shelf. Yeah, and no, he's
looking out the window. He's not really, but just look
it out the window. Yeah. I think one of my

(41:10):
kids wanted to open the box. I no, I'm not
opening them. I did, and it's a lot of ash,
but there was a there was a bone that didn't
burn all the way down. It's like a little bone.
So I wear it around my neck on the necklace.
I don't need to open up the box. Yeah, he's
got a little picture next to the box, just a
little art dog, a little Jack the Beagle. I'll be honest, Like,

(41:30):
when I got it back, it was like some closure.
I'm like, ah, man, po, a little guy's down, Dude.

Speaker 4 (41:33):
I forgot.

Speaker 3 (41:34):
But I could easily throw it away, dude and just
be done with it. I'm like, forgot, I forgot. It
was about a month after and I got a call
from the vet and they're like, you can come pick
it up and I go, oh my god, I forgot.
I was like, huh, yeah, be there. And it was
during COVID, so she had to like walk it out
to my car. It's like getting you. It was getting
food delivered as sonic. Yeah, I think, oh, she can't
roller skates. Yeah, because because it was COVID, so I

(41:55):
couldn't go in. Yeah. I think maybe one of the
Booze cruises this year on a Thursday. I think we're
back to when there's I think I might just dump
it off the end of the boat and be done
with it. Yeah, I'll tell you what I won't do again.

Speaker 5 (42:03):
It was.

Speaker 3 (42:04):
It was tough, but I don't know how I could
not do it. I was in the room when it happened.
And that is a tough That is a tough feeling. Dude.
I don't care how manly. I don't care how manly
you are. You're gonna break down. You're going to break down. Yeah,
I didn't see it, man. I was like yo, peace
and I left. I like, your dog was super healthy.
You just walked away. He was he was three years old.

(42:25):
All he had was a bad toadenail. Hey, he's still
living at the Veterinarian Office. Look we get back, we'll
knock out some headlines. This report is sponsored by One.

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Speaker 3 (42:44):
Make us the number one pre set on the app. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
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Do it and then send us a messag. Do you
see a red microphone button? Send us a message like yesterday.

(43:05):
I love to get feedback, positive or negative. And let's say,
somebody close to me might be the most beautiful woman
I've ever seen, an amazing person. Now, your mother, how's
she doing? Man? Mom doesn't listen to the show anymore.
I'll tell you what. Up until dementia years, mom listened
to the show every morning. She sure did. I have
a whole phone bank of your mom. This is another

(43:27):
person very close to me may live with me. Beautiful
wonderful woman. I got a text yesterday say, hey, dummy,
so she's close enough to head to have my cell
phone number. Hey dummy, stop using a jive voice when
you talk on the air. You sound like an idiot.
Jive well described, that's exactly what it is. And I said,

(43:48):
I said. I We got off the air and I said,
I said, hey, lovely woman who might be the smartest
and best woman ever in the history of the world.
I hear you, Okay, I'll stop talking jive on the air.
She goes yeah, She goes, you sound stupid, and I go, okay,
I hear you. Now in the back of my head,
I go, I'm gonna use this tomorrow and talk about

(44:10):
how I love talking jive on the radio. But the
way it came down is I brought up my son
is using giyat, which is girl, you're ass thick. Girl,
you as what you're doing it again with jive. I
have to say it in the jive way, girl yo
asked to make it sound good. I didn't know what
it was. I'm like, okay, now I know what girl,
yo ass thick is. It's kiyas. She gotta get I'm

(44:31):
my kid, use it yat. We decided that, well, we
looked it up. Thick thh I see c is the
term now for a girl who has a nice ass
and so. But you can't if I said to you
like me, like normal white guy, Hey, dorky white guy,
Hey Joe, your wife's asked, it's thick, right, It doesn't

(44:55):
sound stupid, it doesn't. Now I walk up to you,
I go, yo, yo yo yo jojo yo, your wife's
ass be thick. That's so much better. I know there's
there's different ways I talk to my neighbors. And by
the way, can you send that to your wife? I
think that's a compliment and I have it too. I'll
play some of the stuff, some of the jive talking
for last. But my wife says I do that too.

(45:16):
She's like, well, when when Jeff comes over, you know,
you just you speak one way. But when my boy
Jeff again, I'm doing it again. Jeff's the white guy. Yeah,
Jeff's the white guy. But when my homeboy Curtis comes
over with shots on a Tuesday at fourth for no reason,
I'm like, yo, yo, what's up? Man? Dick?

Speaker 4 (45:35):
And I do I also do the hands Scot, I
do the handshake with Curtis. It's a it's one of
these and I come in there with the with the
I don't do that with Jeff handshake.

Speaker 3 (45:43):
We're dorky white guys who want to be cool and
black people are cool. And that's how he knows. And
he also knows I'm the coolest neighbor on the street,
because that's how there's no reason why. In nineteen ninety two,
I wore overalls the school and had one of the
latches that go over the shoulder hanging off, curled over
to one side where you left eye, because that was

(46:04):
the left I looked from. It was the It was
the cool thing to do, man, because we want, as
I woul dude, I remember being a kid, all you
wanted was to be black, like I thought. I thought
Will Smith was the coolest guy ever until he slapped
Chris Rock.

Speaker 5 (46:18):
I was.

Speaker 4 (46:18):
I was thinking about this and I hope it's not,
but I thought a party every year it's coming up
here April, and it's.

Speaker 3 (46:25):
A hip hop It's an old old school hip hop,
dirty ass basement party. It's it's awesome, it's my time.
But it really is a lot of girls dressed up
like t lc my wife was this year.

Speaker 4 (46:40):
She wants to do like a fur coat with a
tattoo on her neck. So she wants to do like
a kind of a I'll say it, but a slutty,
a slutty little kim.

Speaker 3 (46:47):
Okay, yeah, like like uh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay,
I can see that. But here's the what your wife
calls jive talks. So I didn't say it was my wife.
I said it was a beautiful woman who may live
with me, who was close enough to have my cell
phone and called me an idiot yesterday for talking jive
as thick. I walked by my wife the other day, say, yo,

(47:08):
you'll thick thick. I think he is like, you're like,
big ass, you're in shape. You're thick, yo, girl, your
ass is thick. Hey, you have diabetes and your thick.
That's not hot.

Speaker 5 (47:18):
Yo.

Speaker 3 (47:18):
The way you squat makes your ass look thick. Okay,
it's a slang word. It's an adjective. Are you talking
about having attractive figure? Yo? Yo? Yo, girl, you'd be thick.
I think that's a great jive voice. I think I did.
I think I did well in describing what thick means.
I think in context, it had to do with the
break talking about this beautiful woman who may run my

(47:38):
household and is smart and fantastic. I think she would
that would be a compliment if I came home and
I said, Yo, baby, your ass is thick.

Speaker 4 (47:47):
Why don't you try it by hitting it and also
hit the talkback button on the iHeartRadio that goes down.

Speaker 3 (47:53):
She has access to the iHeartRadio app search WZXL. Hit
the red microphone button, send us a message. She loves
to send messages, this very smart and beautiful wol And
she's saying, maybe your jive accent isn't authentic? Is that
is what it is? You're a dorky white guy. She goes,
you're not being authentic to you. But once again, dorky
white guy. And I say, hey, babe, your ass is thick.

(48:14):
Doesn't sound as cool, No, doesn't. Sorry, white people aren't
as cool, not as cool. Shrew go to a jive church.
Oh you want to go to a Baptist church, dude.
They and they do breakfast and lunch after they they dance. God,
I gotta go to Catholic church. It's so depressing. As well.
Have the commodores up on stage. Ah, look we we

(48:37):
get back, man, I will knock out a think. Oh,
you think you have a bath, you think you've got
it bad. I don't think we have it bad, but
I kind of get this. Not getting enough sleep can
cause you to be more susceptible to conspiracy theories. That's me. Uh,

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your sleep, they know can affect your physical and mental health.
But there's another reason good sleep can benefit you. It'll
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(49:22):
more clearly when it comes to ridiculous conspiracy theories because
are up late too. Like my wife would be one
thirty in the morning. She's shaking me. She's like, yeah,
the drones they're releasing chemicals on us. I'm like, I
gotta be up in three hours to sleep. Sleep. You know,
egg prices are coming down, but people are still trying
to do whatever to get she begs. Now. Mexico has

(49:45):
an issue with smugglers smuggling eggs. It's a new form
of contraband being brought into our country across the border. Currently,
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recent numbers show that undeclared egg confiscations have risen thirty
six percent, fifty percent near the Texas border, and one
hundred percent near San Diego.

Speaker 5 (50:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (50:16):
I guess they're coming down a little bit, right. I
haven't bought eggs in a while. Yeah, they're coming down. Yeah. Okay,
if I give you a number, would you allow hot
coffee to be spilled on your junk? Sixty nine? Dude?
A guy got fifty million from Starbucks for the hock.

(50:37):
That's too much, says he got it right. He got
it in his car, They handed it to him. The
lid wasn't on tight and he spilled it. No, it's
hot coffee. Was hot coffee, hot tea. A delivery driver
had to undergo skin grass and other procedures after a
hot cup of tea spilled on his lap in Los Angeles,
whyren't you wearing pants like? He sued Starbucks, claiming the

(50:58):
employees did not win the scalding hot drink into the
takeout trade properly, which does happen from time to time.
The girl making seventeen dollars an hour didn't do it properly.
The scalding left the man win. His genitals were burned
and disfigured, though it's hard to imagine how genitals could
end up looking uglier? Why would you say that? In
the end, a jury awarded fifty million bucks to compensate

(51:22):
him for his penis being burned. See she take fifty
million to get your slan? I think I would too.
I would take a million dollars, I think. And yeah, yeah,
I do it because it's hot. But how hot? I
mean you would have to think. It would be like
boiling hot in the cup and then it has to
go through the pants, like yeah, there's I mean, I
mean it's gotta be Look, this all happened years ago

(51:44):
in McDonald's right. A woman she spilled an older woman
spilled it on her lap. She soon made a ton
of money. I don't know, man, fifty million, like I
get a free coffee, but like fifty million bucks. Fifty
million taken Starbucks I think can appeal, which I'm sure
they will, but they I'm still gonna walk away with something.
See that million dollar McDonald's thak started all this, Someone's like,

(52:04):
oh my god, I can sue for that amount of
money for something as silly as a hot cup of
coffee in your lap. I get it, man, coffee can
be hot, you know, because of the McDonald's thing that
happened what now twenty years ago, coffee's not has hot.
Trying to think the hottest place is like Huawah coffee.
I love you Hua Wah, but their coffee is not burnable.
And you think too that the machines should be regulated

(52:27):
not to make it that hot. McDonald's. That was the
thing McDonald's had to do that where they had the
machine was pumping out super hot coffee. But that's what
you want for coffee. You won super hot coffee.

Speaker 4 (52:37):
Like I went through a dunkin Donuts stripper the other
day and I took the hot coffee and I pulled
it over my head.

Speaker 3 (52:42):
Dude, you know nothing, out of that, you know what
I miss and Duncan got rid of it. They used
to have the big styrofoam cups. Dude, those things never spilled.
Now they got the crappy cardboard ones that leak and
everything like that. I hate them. Yes, styrophone is awesome, man,
it never goes away. It's one hundred years just buried.
Give me my burger styrofoam container again. Cares about the dolphins,

(53:03):
We'll be done there. You go. Those people they have
at bet you not so much that rocket one hundred
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Speaker 4 (53:15):
My kids aren't into sports. I love the fact they're
not in sports. They haven't asked, I haven't denied him.
But if my kids out there playing soccer ball, he's like, ah,
I think I want to play soccer. I'm like, nah, nah, buddy.
You like Dad likes weekends.

Speaker 3 (53:26):
Where he doesn't have to go do this. And that's
the thing worried about baseball tryouts right now, it's tryouts
all week. And you know, once again, if he makes
the team, awesome. If he doesn't make the team may
be awesome for mom and dad. I think I was learning.
It's a learning experience, Jojo. That's why I look about
this Brazilian jiu jitsu. You know what it is.

Speaker 4 (53:42):
If they don't show up, they're not letting the team down.
He's not the goalie. You don't have to worry about
anything like that.

Speaker 3 (53:47):
He's just got to sweep the leg.

Speaker 4 (53:48):
So flag football's come up and all the other kids
are into it. But it's like, yeah, I told you
about it. It's like, I don't remember you telling me
about flying. I hope that I gave you the foremost.

Speaker 3 (53:56):
I remember getting a form. I wouldn't tell him no
if he wanted to. We get the hard ditto and
we put it up on the fridge. I wish this
is why. This is why the fridge lived there. You
got a hard piece of paper and a magnet and
put it on the fridge for everyone to see.

Speaker 4 (54:10):
There's a commercial where they can rewind life and go back.
And the guy's like, now, you didn't tell me. I
wish I could go back, and he's.

Speaker 2 (54:16):
Like, no, you didn't.

Speaker 4 (54:17):
Well, I don't remember you. I wouldn't deny my kid
the chance to play flag football. I actually think flag
football is not bad.

Speaker 3 (54:22):
The little guy has a first day at baseball tryouts yesterday.
So we're sitting there he's having a snack after school,
and he's like, I gotta sign this piece of paper.
It's about sportsmanship and all this stuff. So it needed
a parent signature. So I sign and the rest I said, dude,
you fill out. This is for you to fill out,
not me, right, So then he gets down, he fills
out all the stuff he needs to fill out, and

(54:43):
at the end it says athlete signature and he goes,
what do I put here? And I said, your signature
and he goes, I don't have a signature. They never
taught us cursive. Dude, that's awful. I go, what do
you do? And I was I was perplexed. I go,
they've never taught you cursive. So I was like, just
write your name, but write it nicer, right, Just make
some squiggla lignes or something. I said, I don't know what,

(55:05):
I don't know what you should do. You're right, you
never learned cursive, so you would never have a signature. Yeah.
My uh, for some reason, but an X, my mother
in law came out for like three weeks around Christmas.
She must have been incredibly bored because she was actually
teaching my kids how to sign their name. And I
was like, that's actually something they're gonna need to do.
You're gonna have to sign your name. I get what.
He just goes away, and if you don't want to,

(55:27):
I mean, it's all a thumbprint now. And I would say,
don't worry about teaching cursive, but you have to in
order for them to sign it. But if you're just
writing your name, yeah, that the fact that we don't
do cursive anymore. I don't understand why that, dude. I mean, look,
I'm going the whole Department of education. Let's start all
over again. I don't know, back to what we learned
back in the seventies and eighties.

Speaker 5 (55:44):
Dude.

Speaker 3 (55:45):
I don't use pins anymore for any of my apps.
It's all face recognitions. So yeah, I think maybe signatures
are going away. He looked at me and he goes,
I don't know what to do here, and I go,
I don't know what to do either. We're really perplexed.
Like I use a lot of DOCU signed stuff. Yeah,
that's another one with real estate, and it really it's
not my signature. Whatever it is.

Speaker 4 (56:02):
I'm just scratching with my finger over top of it,
and then it's initial. So you can't legally take me
to court and say, Joe obviously signed this. That's not
my signature.

Speaker 3 (56:11):
If you go at any of these places, a store
where I got a sign on a pad, like one
of those electrical pads, dude, it never comes out looking
like my signature at all, does it. That's not me? Yeah,
I like anyone could have signed that. Yeah, I know
why Biden did that. That pen thing, that auto that's it, dude. Yeah.
So yeah, my kid didn't know what it, didn't know

(56:31):
how to do a signature because he's never learned cursive.

Speaker 5 (56:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (56:34):
Trump's got an awesome signature. You see his signature for
these there's a lot of it's a lot of ups
and down. Yeah I did that signature. But yeah, kid, yeah,
what are you gonna say. At this point in my life,
my signature is just scribble. Yeah, it's not even you
couldn't you can't make it out. Yeah. I used to
do it like I don't know, it was like a
like a JA was like a triangle type. I used
to do it like a like a twelve year old girl.
Now now I just scribble scribble away.

Speaker 4 (56:55):
So you're saying whatever, I my index finger just put
on your pad for me to leaves, and I signed that.

Speaker 3 (57:01):
I was like that you think is my legal savent?
Anybody could do that. That's it. Signatures going away. Uh, yep,
that's it. Everybody.

Speaker 4 (57:08):
Thanks your calling today. Always welcome on the show. We're
glad when you're all part of his. Stay there and
we'll kick off a rock block. You're signing off, I'm
signing off, just stamping my initials. Uh, stay right there.
We'll kick off a rock block. Launch Point seven. Z
XL statter in these rock stations z XL Morning shows.

Speaker 3 (57:22):
Are you smiling? When you're smiling? When you smiling, smiles
at you and when.

Speaker 1 (57:30):
You're eleven, oh you love?

Speaker 3 (57:36):
The sun comes shining through. When you're crying, you're very long,
they're in right, stop your stop. We'll just be happy.
Where is smiling? Let smile, keep on smiling, smile. I'm
no smile. Rocking it out, man, I know you guys

(57:56):
are a my love me guys on my way to work.

Speaker 5 (57:59):
Shoot.

Speaker 1 (58:00):
Yeah, warming up chip and I'm like, I'm a down
you there.

Speaker 3 (58:03):
We're rocking, tay, Thank you you shot to the best.
Y'all keep me laughing. Man, you guys are great. Good
morning guys, It's hilario. Let me take it.

Speaker 5 (58:12):
Oh God, is it my radio or are you only
broadcasting in mina show?

Speaker 3 (58:21):
This is the radios in DJIL like. If you're on it,
I would listen to it. Man, getting up in the
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