THURSDAY 3-20-25

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Wake Up, Wake up, Yeah, wake up, Darnsley, Wake up.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
In a world of mediocre radio, in a time of
regulations and rules, under the scrutiny of bosses and management,
one show breaks all the rules to deliver entertaining, compelling
and educated radio and stand a good all the rest

(00:36):
on this show, isn't it?

Speaker 1 (00:41):
Man? What's happening? Good morning? Good morning to you waiting
to everybody out there. What's up y'all? You know I
am a big shout out man. We did a big
cheese steak fundraiser over the weekend. I promoted it on
the morning show, through the radio stations, through Facebook page, Facebook,
dot com, forward slash Jow Joe Scotti and it was
with the Freemasons down in wood buying Tuckahoe area. We

(01:04):
raised a ton of money, man, So I want to
think a lot of listeners came out over the weekend.
So last night it was nice. We did a dinner
and gave a big check to the family to be like, hey,
a girl who's a battling cancer. Dude, she's twenty years
old battle in cancer. Way too young to be battling cancer, right,
So the family came out. We gave the check to
the family. It's awesome eat except if you're doing no cards.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
Dude.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
I you know what, I don't complain about the Freemasons
a lot. The great guys love them all. Carved dinner. Well,
I saw him at that.

Speaker 3 (01:39):
I saw them at that bowling event. It looked like
they like they enjoy the cars. Yeah, they have no problems.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
And it was good.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
What it is that is that's a very affordable and
it's a lot of food.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
You're just possibly about twenty twenty five people for dinner
last night. I have some gravy on there, so macaroni, Man,
it's good, you're fine. Some rigatoni with some cheese on it.
And then it looked like some vodka sauce. It looked great.
And then here's me. They just got you know, a
little a little salad and it was that like fancy
lettuce that it's more stalk than it is lettuce. I

(02:11):
hate that part of the lettuce, be honest with you. Yeah,
it was a you know, not a piece of chicken
to be found. I said, look, even if there's a
chicken in the back, I'll cut it and prepare it right,
I'll cut its head off. But nothing man, all carved dinner,
no saucing, really all carbs, very carb heavy. Be honest
with you, I was like, you know what is love

(02:34):
the guys over there, but they are not carb friendly
or they're no, they're very carb friendly.

Speaker 3 (02:40):
They're not doing no carb friendly. They're not doing keto
over there. From when I saw everybody have you know what?
The Freemasons are pro a lot of things. They're good people,
do a lot of charitable work. They are anti keto diet.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
Yeah, and I know that lettuce you're talking about too.
I hate that we did a dinner over shout out
to the Ocean City Lodge a couple of weeks ago.
He did fried chicken. Now now you're talking. You're talking, dude.
You walk, didn't You just got hit with that smell
of fried chicken. Oh that was nice. Not even a
frozen a frozen bag of meat balls or nothing. Just

(03:13):
the throw in there could have been fine. The pasta
look fantastic, except I can't have pasta. So I'm sitting
there and I got a buddy of mine, right and
he's sitting across the table. He's laughing at me because
I'm just chomping on cellar stuff my god. Yeah, you
know you got merry on the back. He's uh, he's
just cutting down your garlic with a razorblade. You gotta
give me a second helping Apasta, not me, I means

(03:35):
sipping on a diet coke. The lady. They must have
felt awful leaving there. I know I felt I'd like
to fall asleep as soon as you pasta That's it.
It's very That's what happens when you car blowed. You
get tired. Everybody, Thursday, we're gonna get to that. Hey, congrats, though,
they did a great job raising money for that young
girl and hopefully man, she out kicks this. Uh fam dude.
The family's fantastic. But yeah, they raised a lot of

(03:56):
money selling cheese steaks. We did like, we did, like
three hundred and fifty cheese.

Speaker 3 (04:00):
Not even that one cheesteak left over. You could have
just scraped the meat out.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
You just ate the meat. We didn't have any cheesteaks left.
We over sold by thirty three of them, but we
had to run out to the store to keep it going.
We got in order at the last second for thirty
three cheese steaks. Nice man, all good calls, all for
a great cause, dude, you know, baside State prison came
out in force. So yeah, it was awesome, except dude,
come on, bro dinner all carved dinner everybody.

Speaker 3 (04:27):
We're gonna find out ZXL work Force Employee of the
Day today and for that you could win.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
One hundred bucks to Ocean. Man, I'll hook you up
to all with one hundred bucks to Ocean in Atlantic
City one.

Speaker 3 (04:37):
Hundred point seven. ZXL South Jerseys Rock Station ZXL Morning Show.
Good morning, everybody doing lot.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
I can go all right it and we'll do it
lot and things sucks. I'm Scottie. Good morning. Here's some
news fout us. On a Thursday. Officials in Berlin Township.
That's Berlin, not Germany. This is New Jersey. That's by me,
are asking the community to be on high alert. So

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this is for you. Then, after a man attempted to
abduct an eight year old girl from an elementary school yesterday,
Camdon County Police and prosecutors said that it happened at
the elementary school on Mount Vernon Avenue just before nine am.
The eight year old girl at John F. Kennedy Elementary

(05:29):
School was walking when a man approached her from behind.
Attempted to abduct her while she was walking to school.
The eight year old may have stabbed the man with
a pencil in the face she was carrying. Good for
her man. She was not injured during the incident. Yeah,
that's a hero. Good for her. We'll see how this goes.
Atlantic City is once again preparing the take off. The

(05:50):
twenty twenty five air show is back on. It's been
canceled the last couple of years. They said. Last year's
show was canceled after a major act pulled out, and
now the city announced that in December they said it
was gonna pause, but now it's back. Uh, it's gonna
be July fifteenth and the sixteenth. Now here's where it

(06:12):
gets interesting. The quote from a visit Atlantic City, which
is the entity that's gonna be putting it on. They said,
we are reimagining this event and incorporating a festival concept.
What does that mean? No, aren't even gonna be in
the air. Is that? Could you be telling me that
that we're gonna have an air show with no planes
in the air? I mean you just walk around and

(06:34):
look at them, touch the wings. I wouldn't be shocked, dude.
And what kind of festival do you revolve around all this?
They just you're talking like, I know people think summer.
It's summer's not that far away. So if this is
a July thing and now we're I mean, let's say
we're in April, pretty much, you got really two months
to put this together. Visit Atlantic City will fund the
new show, which will now be called Visit Atlantic City

(06:55):
sore and Sure festival. I like that name.

Speaker 3 (06:59):
You know what happened is we got one of these
and they're like, well, wait a minute, now we look
like we've lost it to wild Wildwood announced it in
the fall, and they're gonnah, there's just gonna be in September.

Speaker 1 (07:08):
So they've had plenty of time to figure out their show.
A mayor in Burlington County is issued oh man, this
is a tough one. This is the town my kids
went to high school in. A mayor in Burlington County
was issued seven traffic citations on Monday. What was Monday, Jojo? Oh,
that was a big drink to day, Saint Patrick's day.

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She was endangering and charged with endangering her child in
connection with an alleged drunken driving incident. Mayor Gina Laplanca
of Lumberton is accused of driving while intoxicated, having an
open container and open cannabis in the vehicle, driving with
an expired license with a child, probably had a green top,

(07:49):
had on, had some beads around her neck. Got nailed
with a careless and reckless driving redick, probably a redhead freckles.
She got for changing lanes. Legally, she was charged with
second degree in dangerament of a child. DUI uh, yeah,
this broad sounds like a lot of fun, but you
can't do that, especially when you're mayor of the town.

(08:10):
Did she pull the do you know who I am?
That's a tough one, dude. An open container, n weed
in the car while the kids in the back seat,
and apparently she was so intoxicated people were filming her
driving away because they were calling the police that she
was that intoxicated getting behind the wheel and a kid. Man,
it's disgusting, it is, dude. I mean, there's no way

(08:32):
you keep the job right. You gotta resign as mayor. Yeah,
that's hard to come back from. That's news. What about sports?
Sixers loss to the thunder one thirty three one hundred
and six ers spurs tomorrow Flyers Capitals Tonight twelve fifteen
tip off Creighton Louisville March Madness, can't wait, Yankees beat
the Phils ninety seven Phil's Braves one oh five.

Speaker 3 (08:51):
Start this afternoon today, I lose a lot or win
a lot of money. There you go, yeah, or just
have fun.

Speaker 1 (08:56):
Well, there's sixteen games, so I can lose sixteen hundred dollars.
There you go, that's news. That's play. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (09:02):
Fog today high up to fifty five rain tonight, over
a little forty tomorrow for.

Speaker 1 (09:05):
Your Friday clouds.

Speaker 3 (09:06):
Wind high up to thirty eight forty five outside right
now one hundred point seven ZXL South Jerseys Rock Station
ZXL Morning Show. One hundred point seven ZXL South Jersey's
rock station ZXL on show. It's funny how different like
the state of New Jersey is from other states. And

(09:28):
you see things going on another state, You're like, hmm,
that doesn't look right, but down there it could be right.
So yesterday, my wife we have the airbnb in Tennessee.
We have that house in the mountains in Tennessee. Okay,
so my wife sees the ring camera comes on. We
have no renters there, so it pops on about eleven.

Speaker 1 (09:47):
Am. Okay, it's a bear. It's a bear, you know what.
We've had bears before and it's actually pretty cool. Man.
You see the bears like a family of bears kind
of walk through. Yeah, I'm weird. Jim McMahon walks by. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (09:57):
We try not to know it's the animal, an actual bear.
We try not to creep on the people. We like
to see who's checked. So the other here's the problem
with my wife and these cameras is she's, uh, she's
kind of nosy when it comes to uh, you know,
watching the cameras.

Speaker 1 (10:11):
Or who's going in. Is there rules to that that
that I mean, there's a privacy issue there, Right, we
have to tell them that I put one in the
bathroom so they know they're on camera like that. I mean,
like even like hotels have privacy issues with that.

Speaker 3 (10:23):
Yeah, we could put it. Okay, that's part of the contract.
Hey listen, there's two cameras. One's in the back of
the house, ones outside.

Speaker 1 (10:29):
It's not inside. You're not filming them. It's not a
reality show, ye only, Yeah, it's not. What was that
was that MTV show where they show everything going on
inside the house?

Speaker 3 (10:38):
Uh, sixty and pregnant. Uh yes, that one. Well the
other day to my ride with exhibit, here's how she
works herself up. But the other day she's like, I okay,
so a family came in. There was four kids. The
dad left and he has been back in two days.
I'm like, well, She's.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
Like, how old are the kids? That's the most important part.
She thinks, Baby, they I don't know. He killed the family.
They left in the airbnb and dad bounced out, like
we have an issue. There is See, there's a thing
when you have rental properties that you need to detach
your brain from it. Yes, it's not yours, right, it
is on paper it's yours, but it's not yours when
they when they rent it, it's their space. It's it's

(11:14):
it's yeah, it's you can't have love for it. And
I've learned that from people who are like slumlords and stuff.
You gotta detach yourself. Know that people are going to
trash your house to investments. You can't. You can't have love.
That's why a lot of people when they inherit a house,
maybe the house they grew up in, their parents die,
they'll rent it out, but they have so much love
for that house that they become awful landlords because what

(11:37):
they're watching is people wreck their childhood.

Speaker 3 (11:41):
Yeah so uh so we had a group of rowdy
women and we know these girls and actually really cool.
But last year they apologized and they tried to clean
up as best they could. But one vomited all over
the bedroom. But that was a bunch of ladies. We
know they're nice people, but they went out and had
a crazy night. But that's that's what's going to happen.

Speaker 1 (11:58):
And you know that you're gonna be nailed with it,
cleaning bill and you know, like I gotta call a
cleaning crew in the clean up all the vomit.

Speaker 3 (12:04):
Now they did they rented at about two weeks ago.
This was the Bricotine House. And there was a bunch
of cigarettes on the deck. But you know, hey, guess
what they smoked outside? Yeah, you don't put your cigarettes
on their side. Would have smoked right there in the
family room. Got a problem with that. You know, you're
just gonna put him out on the deck. Not okay,
is it in an ash tray at least? Or just
on the deck right there on the boards right there.
That's cool, flicking and then just rub it with your foot.

(12:26):
So yesterday we're looking with the ring camera comes up
to Tennessee House eleven o'clock. Now there's a guy on
the property. Not a renter. We have no renters. He's
got a gun. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, this is interesting.
That's a carry state, Yes, I believe. So we look
and I'm like, okay, so it's odd being from New
Jersey if somebody was on my property with a gun.
This guy's gonna shoot me or do something. This guy

(12:48):
looks like either he's chasing somebody or some type of
animal away.

Speaker 1 (12:52):
It might be hunting. Don't know what he's doing. It
looked like a normal older guy. Yeah, like this same
clown posse t shirt on. No, it wasn't like the
Purge movie like he was something to kill the family
it was rented there. He didn't drive up on your
driveway in a nineteen ninety nine Honda that was lowered.

Speaker 3 (13:08):
So now I gotta get on the I gotta get
on the horn with the security office and be like, hey, listen.
Now we talk about people in the South sounding dumb.
It's the accent. This guy might have been a cool
guy and the smart guy, but with the accent. He
just sounds like I don't every every dumb every dumb
movie back in the day, or Dackson who dukes of
Who's hazard? Well, it's like you got these these bumble guys,

(13:30):
you know what I mean. Some I'm on the phone
with him, trying to explain to him, like boss hog,
I don't know how it works down there.

Speaker 1 (13:34):
But what was the deputy's name?

Speaker 3 (13:36):
That's Roscoe on the other side of the line here. Well,
I'm trying to explain. I'm like, listen, I'm from New Jersey. Damn,
damn duke boys. I was like, I don't know what
you do down there. I don't know if this is
normal whatever. But you'll show here's the picture of the
guy clearly holding a handgun by my rental property.

Speaker 1 (13:54):
Yeah, well they they'll shoot you. They they you know,
this guy, this guy's protecting something. I doubt he's out
there or he might be killing someone. See I think
so too. But the problem is everyone has guns. So
it's not like here here we're so terrified if someone
had a gun in a parking lot. Here we all
run And in Tennessee and Tech you know, in these
in these states, especially down south, or a lot of

(14:15):
these states that are like Montana and stuff like that.
It's normal for a guy to walk down the street
with a gun on his waist. I see it.

Speaker 3 (14:23):
You go down there, man, you're not afraid of They
got him right on the hip. You're exactly right. That's
the thing is they all do it down there here.
We're terrified.

Speaker 1 (14:30):
We see a gun, and everyone wants to run and
hide and go to our safe space. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (14:33):
I think it might have been the neighbor. I don't
know if there was an animal or something around there.
Just a good guy man, you know.

Speaker 1 (14:39):
Did he have a beer in the other hand, because
that'd be a cool guy I want to hang out with.

Speaker 3 (14:43):
He did not have a beer, Just shooting beer cans
off your driveway like it's cool because I'm taking I
got the video, and uh, you know, it's like what
you would see on on TV when they're doing a
you know, doing a thing.

Speaker 1 (14:55):
Like a news article. There he is, look clearly got
the handgun right there in his hand. He should be
in a holster. That's what I thought too. I see,
I don't see the threat. Now. There was a cat
about forty five minutes. Is that it is that it
is that a cat or is that some type of
bigger an him? No, that's a cat. So if the
man's chasing a cat with a gun, I got a
problem with that. If maybe he's a bad cat. Now,

(15:17):
what did security say to you? That's the guy there,
he's an older guy. Well, he might have dementia, maybe
he went well, sir, we went to the cabin and
we checked it out. Doesn't look like anybody tried to
get in. Nothing's broken, So everything looks like it's okay.
Hey man, i'll sell you the video.

Speaker 3 (15:31):
Here's maybe just put an APB out on the truck
and maybe you see this guy the next But.

Speaker 1 (15:37):
She just showed me he's spinning it on his finger. Yeah,
so yeah, it's different. Wrong, And don't fall into the
the just because they have a Southern accent. They're dumb.
I know in the town next to that, Oakridge is
where they need the atomic bomb, is it? Yeah, well
that guy came over. Okay, so we came over with
dude that I fell into that when I went to
school in Tennessee. It's like, man, these guys just sound
slower and dumber, and then you realize, oh no, they're

(16:00):
he's smarter than me. Yep, they just live life better. Uh. Look,
I got one hundred bucks, one hundred bucks right here
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(16:20):
and seven. We get back. Some rock news, Joejoe and
Scottie rock news. Here's some rock news for you. Drummers
out of a job. Guns n' Roses are parting ways
with longtime drummer Frank Ferrer. The band shared the news
on their website and they said Guns and Roses announced

(16:42):
the amicable exit of Frank Furr, the longness serving drummer
in their storied history. The band thanks Frank for his friendship, creativity,
and sturdy presents over the past nineteen years. They wish
him success in the next chapter of his musical journey.
Frank first joined Guns n' Roses back in two thousand
and six, so he's going. I don't know if he's
retiring or what, or doesn't want to do the touring anymore,

(17:05):
but uh, yeah. Now, Matt Soorm he was the drummer
for Guns n' Roses during To Use Your Illusion years
nineteen ninety to ninety seven. Could he be the guy
that replaces him? He has not toured with Guns n'
Roses since they got back together with Duff and Slash.
If they needed somebody to do the first fifteen seconds
of Paradise City, you think you could do it, I

(17:27):
could do that if boom boom, Well you know what
I said. Is the original Guns n' Roses drummer. The
original lineup is Steven Adler, and he's still alive, but
he banged himself up on so many drugs that dude.
In the height of Guns and Roses, when Axel, Slash,
and Duff were all partying super hard, they had to
fire him because he was he was partying that much

(17:50):
like even Axel. There's a great interview where Kurt Loder
is interviewing Axel and he's asking Axel about it, and
even Axel shocked. He's like, dude, we don't like we
had the fire of the guy. Yeah, we're we're a
mess ourselves, and we had to look at the guy
and say you can't go out there like this.

Speaker 3 (18:08):
Does is solidify the fact that Lars from Metallica is
pretty much a dug because he kind of kept himself clean, right,
great drummer. You never hear stories about them throwing Laars out. No,
the guy they threw out was the guy from Megadeath.
I forget his name. That was the big story that
he was such drunk.

Speaker 1 (18:23):
Well, of course listen to the name Mega Death and
uh and so they had to throw the guy from
Megadeth out and then he started Mega Death. Yeah, I
guys some metallic I don't know, man, you might hate him,
but I mean they haven't been they haven't. They ended
up on drugs. That bad booze. Their booze was their
big one. James Hetfield had to go to rehab a
couple of times. Oh we did, but all booze stuff. Yeah,

(18:45):
I mean they partied because their nickname was Alcoholico. Oh say, okay, okay.
Steve wynn Wood is returning to North America as a
headliner for the first time in six years. He's gonna
go out there. I don't know some other bands.

Speaker 3 (18:59):
He never did drugs, did he, Steve Winwood, See, he
probably smokes some pot.

Speaker 1 (19:03):
I think that that's it. Yeah, I think I was
in traffic and so that's right. He was part of that.
He was part of trad Dear mister fantasy, he was
part of blind faith. I can't find my way back home.
Steve Winwood is returning to North America. The closers we're
going to get if you want to see Steve Winwood.
His fall tour, A couple of local spots, actually a

(19:25):
lot of local spots will start September nineteenth in Red Bank.
It's going to be at the Vogel. Then it'll be
up in wilkes Bare September twenty second at the Kirby Center.
Then he's going to be in Morristown, New Jersey. Not Morristown, Morristown.
That's up in North Jersey at the Mayo Performing Arts
Center September twenty fourth, Atlantic City, right here in our backyard,

(19:45):
September twenty sixth at the hard Rock. That's Stevie Winwood.
My daughter is trying hard to get me to like
the Eagles the band. I hate the Eagles. Yeah, I
think the Eagles suck. Joe walh You're cool, but the
rest of the Eagles suck. I hate him. I hate
Don Henley. I hate Glenn Frye, all of it. They
all suck. Does she like Ryan D. Schmidt or whatever

(20:06):
his name is, Timothy B. Schmidt. Does she like him?
My daughter loves Yeah, but she's a stupid college age girl.
She's supposed to like the Eagles. That's when you're supposed
to like those stupid songs. Well, dude, a lot of
people like the Eagles. I'm I'm the minority in this, okay.
Just take it easy, all right. So the Eagles have
added more shows to the Spear in Vegas. Dude, I

(20:30):
think the tickets are like nine thousand dollars a ticket.
You should take your daughter to the show. They just
keep selling out this stupid Spear in Vegas. So if
you want to see the Eagles, they added shows for September.
Right now, it looks like you can still get tickets
for April fourth, fifth, eleventh, and twelfth, And they added
September fifth, sixth, twelfth, and thirteen. Jesus, So that's the Eagles.

(20:52):
I'm not kidd dude. I think it's like ten grand
a ticket. Yeah, to go see the Eagles at the
Spear in Vegas. Le mean, band aside, it's a pretty.
It looks like a pretty cool spot to see a show.
Here's an end. Fans love it because, like the Eagles
are old, right, They're old and they suck, so do
all they got to do is play weekends. Yeah, so
these guys go out there, they do a show on Saturday,
a show on Sunday. That's it. They got the whole

(21:14):
week all. You got a free buffet from the casino.
They're they're on that roller coaster on top of the casino.
Don Henley, he's got his hands up there. You go.
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Speaker 3 (21:40):
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Speaker 1 (21:47):
Didn't believe it. Yesterday I'm driving around and I'm listening
to a podcast and they start talking about porn parodies,
and you know what a porn parody is. Yeah, we
had the best one ever and that was Nailing Palin.
Yeah right, It's just when Sarah Palin was a big
thing and friend of the show, Lisa Ann was the
porn star and she pretended to be Sarah Palin. Okay,

(22:09):
I get that. But one one of these big things
is cartoon porn, so they'll be like Simpson's porn, Family
Guy porn, Bob's Burger's porn, you name it. You know
it's it put their cartoon version. So it's it's animation.

Speaker 3 (22:25):
So does it start off with the actual show and
then it goes into yeah, like you know, what's the
guy Peter Griffin starts, you know, banging the dog right,
something like that.

Speaker 1 (22:34):
And so now this podcast I'm listening to, they're breaking down.
Now they're making these porn parodies. And they've done it
with comic book movies before, Like they've done a porn
parody of The Avengers, They've done a porn parody, uh
Fantastic four. Yeah. Now they take live action versions of
cartoons and make porn parodies of it. So it's a

(22:58):
live action fan guy. Okay, But Peter Griffin, there's a
real Cleveland, there's a real guy in the wheelchair. There's
a real Quagmire.

Speaker 3 (23:08):
Okay, yeah, yeah, but looked like him at least, so
it looks like okay, so I gotta give it to it.

Speaker 1 (23:14):
The actual quality, at least of this Family Guy porn
parody was really good. The guy playing Quagmire really nailed Quagmire,
and he really nailed the daughter. So if you look
like I so, you gotta be a porn star.

Speaker 3 (23:32):
On top of that, you gotta look like one of
these people you could you could clean up because you're
the only one that could do that job.

Speaker 1 (23:38):
Say, the weakest of the of all the actors was
Peter Griffin, and that was because you could see it
was a fake belly. Yeah. But other than that, man
Quagmire killed it. Cleveland killed it. Uh, and then he
killed his wife. He literally, I mean it was he
he murdered her. Cleveland's pack and some heat. What do
you mean, like she's dead or oh he had a

(24:00):
good set Cleveland Cleveland was So what happened was the
basis of the live action Family Guy porn parody is
Peter and his buddies are all sitting around at the bar.
Right at that bar, they go to the.

Speaker 3 (24:12):
Klan the Bearded clam, yeah, I think the bearded Clams.
So they're all talking about how they don't get laid.
So now they're gonna go home and get laid. And
so if Cleveland goes he's the first one. Cleveland goes
in there, and Cleveland's well, I don't remember Cleveland's wife
on the show, but I don't remember her being this hot. Yeah,
so he goes home to this super hot wife and
then Cleveland gives her I mean he gives it to her.

Speaker 1 (24:32):
And he was the black guy, right, he's the black
guy and his own show, the Cleveland Show. And then uh,
Quagmire he starts banging uh the daughter.

Speaker 3 (24:40):
Because that's what Quagmar does in the show, right, and
then uh and then uh, then you have the wheelchair guy,
Joe with no legs Joe.

Speaker 1 (24:49):
He goes home and he starts banging his wife.

Speaker 3 (24:51):
I gotta be honest, though, if you're looking for diversity
and porn, this has a lot.

Speaker 1 (24:56):
Yeah. You starting the you the heavy Guy, this Family
Guy porn parody live action, very DEI. And then they
end the porn parody of Family Guy Live Action with
Peter giving it to the wife. Okay, And apparently and
I didn't do much research after this. I didn't do
research at all. I just listened to this podcast talk

(25:18):
about it. Uh, there's a Simpsons one. Also, what are
the names like Simpsons. Instead of Family Guy, we got
Family Boys. It's put in live action. No Family Guy porn. No,
I won't do that, but I'll tell you do it
in the iHeart search bar. Well I sound I feel
right now. I'd imagine my phone is listening. So this
will probably be my new thing up on the Instagram.

(25:39):
But if you want, if you want to laugh and
have some fun, you can. I'm sure YouTube as a
clean version of it. Go to live action Family Guy
porn parody. Okay, and it's it's pretty fantastic. I'll see
if I can find a clean trailer. I'll put it
up at Facebook dot com forward slash jo Jones. There
are Flintstones where they're all swinging, because I always thought
that was the thing. I always thought they so here,
why pretty much swing for the fences. You're gonna find it. Yeah,

(26:02):
I'm sure someone did a Flintstones live action. If not
Flintstones live action, they've definitely done a Flintstone's cartoon porn.
Apparently the cartoon porn world is on fire right now.
It's a very big industry. I don't get it. Man, Like,
like all of a sudden, all the ThunderCats are banging. Okay,
like Shira's giving it to he man g I hoe

(26:25):
we got, you know, but they don't even hide it.
It's not even like they try and hide it, you know,
because remember we used to get the cool names. They'll
just come out and be like, it's Shira the porn.
Oh my god, I just.

Speaker 3 (26:37):
Googled Transformers adult and that's something.

Speaker 1 (26:42):
It was trans and then had dash for hold that
Transformers took on a whole other name. I'm gonna go
ahead and delete my brow through. Oh my god, here
come the go box. Look we get back knock some headlines.
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Speaker 3 (27:04):
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Speaker 1 (27:09):
Dumb college kids. I bring this up because my wife, Yeah,
I was talking about them last night. Dumb college he
was just dumb man dumb. We were talking about how
that year after high school, maybe even two years after
high school, it's so important for kids to kind of
grow up. And if you just that's why I think
Israel does it right. They make them do the military
for two years and then they'll pay for their college,

(27:30):
like you do military for two years and then we'll
send you to the college. Kids need to grow up before,
like take the two years right eighteen to twenty, make
them go to work or something, make them grow up
a little bit. Then if they want to continue their education,
have them continued their education.

Speaker 3 (27:46):
So I talked about this a couple of weeks ago,
with this whole the doge and cutting wasteful spending and
everything else. So my wife's niece, I guess she's my
niece too, lives out in Albertue would be yes. She
goes to school for free and Albuquerque. Somehow they if
you live in.

Speaker 1 (28:02):
Yeah, uh state, schools can be free or sometimes if
you do Jersey as a program, if you do two
years of community college, you can get into uh a
four year school two years and I believe the majority
of it is paid for you. What was that called
the Stars program something like that. So uh So she's
she's taken a marine biology, which I think is kind

(28:22):
of a wasteful. She's gonna work in the world.

Speaker 3 (28:24):
Exactly what are you gonna do with that? Whatever you do,
you do your stupid thing, whatever you're gonna do.

Speaker 1 (28:28):
It's not a job where she's gonna be super rich,
but it's a job where if she likes marine stuff.
You know, if she likes the movie The Marine with
John Cena, the whole thing is just ridiculous. I mean,
if she likes swimming with dolphins, that's gonna be how
many people can do that, It's gonna be great. But
she's not. I mean, she's not gonna be making a
ton of money.

Speaker 3 (28:48):
So Trump gets into office and they start doing all
these these cuts and everything. So what got cut was
she was supposed to go overseas and and and and study,
uh study of dolphins, and it'll free. She's supposed to
do it for free. So that got cut. She's studying
in ice as a college kid. You know, she's all
upset because.

Speaker 1 (29:03):
That was supposed to be her thing free trip, me
as a taxpayer or whatever.

Speaker 3 (29:07):
I'm like, you know what, you know what, it just
went away. Sorry, we're not funny. If you want to go,
why don't you get a summer job, go work at
a dunkin Donuts, save up money and take yourself there
and go do it for free.

Speaker 1 (29:17):
Yeah that's uh sorry kids. Wow, look, I'm all this
is what I want that. But see, I'm all for
you traveling, seeing the world, but you gotta do it
either either you got to do it on the cheap,
which is what kids used to do. They used to
go stay at hostels all that stuff. And then the
movie ruined that. The movie Hostile ruined kids staying at
hostel because now they all think they're gonna get murdered.
But used to go over there and backpack through the

(29:38):
you know, the the the country of France and Italy
and all in Europe. Now it's like here, no, no, no, no,
Mom and dad, I want you to pay for I
want to stay at a five star hotel. Right, I'm
gonna stay there all summer. You're so yeah, there's like, well, no,
I want you to experience the life. I don't want
you to experience it like you're in Disney World World

(30:00):
And I don't even know what She was going to
go over there and study. But she's gonna study here.

Speaker 3 (30:05):
Go go to the West coast, Go to the west coast,
go to the East coast and study.

Speaker 1 (30:09):
Study. Here is fine. Now here's my here's what I love.
She's going to school in Albuquerque for marine biology. You
see anything crazy with that? No, what do you go
in the little pond? You want to study desert? You
in a bad spot.

Speaker 3 (30:24):
You're always gonna have took in order to make any money.

Speaker 1 (30:28):
So now she had another thing. It got cut.

Speaker 3 (30:31):
So she's supposed to go to the state of Washington,
just like she was going to go up there and study.

Speaker 1 (30:35):
Tell my wife, my wife, My wife asked her. She said, well,
what are you studying? Like, what what are you supposed
to go there to studies? Just wants to travel Otter, whiskers.
They're going to study something has to do with the
otter and the whiskers. I like it. That was that
was what you were going to spend. I want to
know about whiskers. That and the octopus. What do we

(30:59):
need to know about any of these things? Look, I
would love to learn about OCTOPI wouldn't like octopi octopus? Right,
I know what oct the stupid How about that we
go up there and I'm sure the hero and that
the rest of the crew aren't going to be drinking
and having fun at all. It's gonna be up there.
It's just studying.

Speaker 3 (31:15):
See this makes me feel good because when you hear
about all these stupid cuts and things that are just
wasteful spending, You're like, are we really doing that? This
is actually the first thing I've heard of. I'm like, yes,
this one hundred percent should be cut. Unless you want
to do it yourself, you go pay for it.

Speaker 1 (31:28):
Like, I'm all for it. Man. If she wants to
go up there and study abroad, okay, I'm fine, but yeah,
I mean I look, I don't know if the taxpayer
should be holding the you know, the bag for that.

Speaker 3 (31:39):
No, no, it's a college kid. She's like, Oh, the
government pays for it. The government doesn't make any money.
It comes from us somehow, some way.

Speaker 1 (31:45):
Dude, how about that college of my money that goes
towards taxes, it's gonna go to study Oscar. If they're
doing a program where she's getting free community college or
free for York State college, yes, out of this. You
know what is that Albuquerque's want new Yeah? So see
New Mexico has that lull right where they allow stay
college to be free. Sorry, parents, but if you if

(32:07):
they want to study abroad, you got to call up
some cash for that. How about a free education? That's enough? Yeah? Yeah,
are you saying she's not a Doge fan? What could
you possibly what? Are you pulling a whisker out of
an otter? And doing what what could the they're so cute? Listen,
you want to give me the octopus to see? Okay,
I'll give you a little bit. Here's a little bit,

(32:27):
an octopus.

Speaker 3 (32:27):
An honor whisker. What what could the otter whisker possibly
have to do with anything that's going to help this plan?

Speaker 1 (32:33):
Dude? Have you ever watched an octopus open up a jar?
It's crazy. Octopuses are awesome. Dude, dude, they're crazy. Yeah,
I'm with her. Can I go study abroad? I want
to go study an.

Speaker 3 (32:42):
OCTOPI okay, if I could go and just watch an
octopus go through like a hole the size of a.

Speaker 1 (32:47):
Pin all day. Okay, that'd be kind of cool. I
checked that out. I do it in a second. I
hope they go up there. There's slaughter in the the otters,
just to grab their whiskers like they do the elephants
in the iron. Back in the late nineties, I don't
know if you know this. I studied abroad a little bit,
did it. What was her name? I studied? I studied
it was I had a major on Natty Ice with

(33:08):
a minor on Natty Light exactly. Dude, Look we we get.

Speaker 3 (33:12):
Back to hear this person trying to rationalize how much
she hates Donald Trump because they took that she's not
gonna learn about Octopi here.

Speaker 1 (33:20):
But here's the thing too, is it shouldn't also just
be given to you. You need to earn that right,
Like there should be like a group of kids who've
earned that chance to study right because you're the best.
Your Octopi knowledge is the best. We get back. Knock
out some trash. This report is sponsored by Atlantic City Electric.

(33:53):
Oh track anything thirty on anything racket rock or roughing trash.
There's some trash for you, man. This MS it sucks.

(34:14):
The disease is a disease. It's crazy how it affects
people like Meto Soprano has it right. She's on a
podcast with She's on a podcast with her pretend brother
from The Sopranos, Big had a crush on her, didn't he.
He Everyone says he did. He swears that he had.
He was Adriana was his girl. He was like, he
was like he has a kid, dude. And he's told

(34:36):
Adriana this in interviews where he's like, you know, they're friends,
and he's like, yeah, dude, He's like, now, I'm almost forty.
Can we bang now? Well, Christina Applegate, she's revealing she
had you know, she revealed years ago she has MS.
But it's like, okay, Meto soprano has MS. She's pretty good.
But then you have actresses like Selma Blair has it.

(34:57):
She got it, she she and now she had it
and then she she slid pretty quick. Same with Christina Applegate.
She said she's been hospitalized thirty times she's from issues
with her MS. She even started a podcast it's called
mess a h M e ss Y where she talks
about having MS. But it's crazy, like I have an

(35:21):
aunt who has MS and she's had it for as
long as I can remember, and now she just has
a little limb. Right, she's in her she's gonna probably
almost eighty and and that's the been her biggest thing
is she was able to work a full job. She retired,
but she's just got a limp. And then some people
man just get whacked with it so hard.

Speaker 3 (35:40):
I assume there's there's gonna be no cure for this
because since I was so far, there is.

Speaker 1 (35:44):
Since I was in like.

Speaker 3 (35:45):
Second to third grade, everything I raised money for was
for MS. Yeah, it was like you went neighbor to
neighbor like, hey, how many cents will you give me
for every mile I walk? It's like, I'll give you
a quarter for every mile, Like we've been raising money
for this for years?

Speaker 1 (35:57):
Was ms? That was that the Jerry Lewis kids. N Yeah, yeah,
I think it was right. Yeah, matter of fact, I
donated to the cure last year on my taxes. Remember
that you would have to be you would go to
like seven to eleven and they would just have the
cans right there. Yeah, that was it. It was a
coffee can with a like a flyer wrapped around it.
Hilario Baldwin. This dude, Alec Baldwin needs a new pr person.

(36:20):
Everything he touches falls apart now, So somehow he kills
a person a couple of years ago, right on the
set of a movie, which, by the way, there's still
I courtant stuff about this. So he decides he's gonna
have a reality show to show how him and his
wife are like normal people. Yeah, now they're not normal.
He married this broad Hilario like ten years ago, and

(36:43):
he was older, she was younger. Dude. In the ten
years they knocked out like seven kids So they had
this reality show and now people are calling it elder abuse.
It shows this dumb woman hilario. She abuses them, Yeah,
just shutting them up. No wonder why he shot that woman. Yeah, dude,
he doesn't know. He doesn't know up from down. They're

(37:04):
on a red carpet. She starts yelling at him to
stop talking and let her talk. You know, he's thinking
I shot the wrong woman, right, dude, If you're Alec
Baldwin ron, dude, yeah, white waste your time with her.
But the problem is he's stuck with her in the
Seven Kids. Uh, let's see here. She's gonna take you
for a ride if you try and leave her. Man.
Tina Fey said that she's not in the side hustles.

(37:25):
Ay Poehler was busting her balls, saying that she should
capitalize on her glasses and hair, and she said, I
just need enough money to live. I don't need to
do all these side hustles. I don't need a gin,
she goes, I don't need a cocktail brand. She goes,
I'm good just being Tina Fey Aubrey Plaza. She's a
very funny lady. She was on Parks and wreck her

(37:45):
husband ended up killing himself about six months ago. At
this point, turns out they were separated prior to his death.
She's been very quiet since that happened. Apparently they had
been having problems in their marriage for years. Pete Davidson,
he's dating j They keep it, they keep it all
within SNL. He's dating Jason Sudecas's ex girlfriend. So that's

(38:10):
Pete Davidson. He's dating Jason sudecas Is ex girlfriend.

Speaker 3 (38:14):
I think he's trying to get all his tattoos removed. Yes,
see that that is true good because they look awful?

Speaker 1 (38:18):
Man. Are you into true crime podcasts? No, not at all.
Paris Hilton is now hosting a new podcast about true crime.
I'm sorry who Paris Hilton. So Paris Hilton is getting
into the true crime podcast thing? Can you shoot it
in that green tint that he her video was shot in.
Uh oh the porn, yes, the night vision. Yeah, she

(38:41):
had like glowing eyes. We'll wrap it up with this.
Marcus Jordan, that's the son of Michael Jordan, has finally
admitted that he may have some substance issues after getting
arrested for DUI. He drove his car his I believe
it was a Ferrari or a Lamborghini on this some
train tracks and got it stuck and they found drugs
and he was drunk.

Speaker 3 (39:02):
You're Michael Jordan's son. Just live a great life, not
only just so enjoy it.

Speaker 1 (39:06):
Man. This kid is such a disappointment. Not only is
he Michael Jordan's son who is a loser, he then
dated Scottie Pippin's ex wife.

Speaker 3 (39:15):
Well that's a cool part about him. That's the only
thing cool about the kid, dude.

Speaker 1 (39:19):
I mean, and you know there's some tension there between
Pippin and Jordan. It's like, dude, I mean, Marcus, what
more can you do to kiss your dad off? Is
that what he's trying to do? Man, he sounds like it. Dude,
I don't know what. Are you mad that he gave
you an awesome life? Dad?

Speaker 3 (39:33):
I hooked up with Dennis Raiman last night at the club.
Jesus God, damn it. Se Hey, this is Karl Malone's daughter.

Speaker 1 (39:42):
There you go imagine he dates he dates the entire
Dream Team's kids. Jennifer Bird is Isaiah Thomas's daughter. No, no, no,
this is Isaiah. This is this is Monica Lambier. Yes, yes,
there you go. Some trash for you.

Speaker 3 (40:03):
Let's talcaddo glass with rom from every line one.

Speaker 1 (40:07):
Man, how are you today? What's that? I'm doing great? Yeah, man,
good to hear you. I'm doing well. Man, you're doing
better than me.

Speaker 3 (40:14):
You got the tickets for you got one hundred dollars
from Ocean Man, hundred bucks to Ocean Ie.

Speaker 1 (40:19):
I know we're going to are you Are you a gambler?
Not really? Okay? He sports bet out there? Yeah, man,
well it doesn't matter. You can spend hundred bucks at
one of the stores, the restaurants, it's yours man, hundred
bucks to Ocean You can have a good time over
there and enjoy. You don't have to gamble, No.

Speaker 3 (40:35):
You do gamble. Go gamble now? Who who you want today?
Are you excited about the tournament?

Speaker 1 (40:40):
Who you on? Okay? Yeah all right, I just like
to gamble things. But I'm looking for you can really
see where the degenerates are today. If you try to
buy a sports bar at noon and it's packed all degenerates. Bro,
they're already calling out. They're calling out. I got a
guy who takes today. I got a guy who takes
off every year at the guy knows exact He rolls

(41:01):
his eyes, like, I know exactly why you're taking off.
You're not sick. I yeah, dude, I My buddy had
one year, he calls me over, just bought a house, right,
and him and his wife both work from home, and
I'm watching no work get done. It's just a bunch
of his buddies there watching March madness right in his
like man cave. Even the wife, who could care less.
She's not working. She's walking away from her computer to

(41:23):
watch the games with us, and I'm like, no work's
getting done at all. Yeah. Today's like a mini super
Bowl for people. I guess is yep, But I guess what.
It goes big this weekend, right, and then it dies
down for a little bit, and then big again next weekend. Yeah. Yeah,
you get through a bunch of Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday.
They take like a week off. Oh, they stretch it out,
may man, I love it. Look if a bar is

(41:44):
gonna see some revenue from this, I love it. You know,
go out drink, support your local bar, go watch some basketball.
I'm all for it. Yep. Look, man, you got one
hundred bucks, go spend it. At Ocean. Help Ocean out.
They could really use your hundred bucks. Man. You know
what you do. You take a hundred bucks from Ocean
and then you match it with your own hundred bucks.
Now we're talking. You put it all on Creighton, Creighton, Creighton,

(42:06):
Creighton's gonna date. They're gonna take the whole tournament. You're
gonna put it on.

Speaker 3 (42:10):
How about how about Southern Illinois. Duke's giving a lot
of points. Man, be careful of that one. All right,
what about listen, listen to me.

Speaker 1 (42:20):
Here's here. Listen, listen. I'm gonna give you a three
game parlay. Alright, I'm gonna give you a three game
parlay right now here. Listen. You call back tomorrow. If
this hit right, you take the one hundred bucks that
you won from Ocean, right, and you do a three
game parlay. It's about to get all right.

Speaker 3 (42:36):
You got Creighton, Purdue and Wisconsin three game parlay. I
want you to let you call me tomorrow if it
hits all right. Free money, free money out there. If
you have a gambling problem, that's one hundred gambler.

Speaker 1 (42:48):
Just a disclaimer, we don't know if that's free money
or not. We do not know if that's free money.
If you lose money today because of that parlay, it's
not our fault. It's a lock. Man, lock it down,
just to know. They disclaimer, that's not a lot, it's
not a lock. Just for entertainment purposes. All right, you
stay on hold, We're gonna get all your info. Right.

(43:09):
That was more of a guess. Like I think about it.

Speaker 3 (43:12):
There's there's some weekends where if I would have bet
the opposite I would have cleaned up.

Speaker 1 (43:17):
Sure. I mean if people would have bet the right
lottery numbers, I would have won.

Speaker 3 (43:22):
Like if I would have went opposite side, I was like,
this would have been a tremendous weekend.

Speaker 1 (43:26):
I've never had that time. Yeah, I mean hindsight, you know,
twenty twenty is what they say. It sucks, but that's
what that's the fun of gambling. Yeah it is. You know, dude,
you miss imagine that. Like I think about that too, Like,
man if I laid money, like right now, I know
people are going nuts about you know, Tesla. People are

(43:46):
lighting Tesla's on fire and stuff and what and like
and like people are making fun of Tesla's stock dropping.
What people don't get is now's the time to invest
sure now because now you can get it for even
even the stock falling, it is still expensive stock, but
if you pick some up, it's gonna bounce back. So
now it's like a money making opportunity. But you look
back on stuff like that, like, dude, I was prime

(44:10):
age to invest in Google, right, prime age to invest
in Amazon, prime age to invest in Netflix. I didn't
make any of those moves back then. Nope. But I
look back on it now and I go, imagine, if
I dropped ten thousand bucks right, it would have been
all I had right at twenty six. Imagine I dropped
that into Netflix, or I dropped that into Amazon, then
I'd be I'd be able to retire.

Speaker 3 (44:31):
Yeah, bud Light with that Do mulvaney brought Smie Fud McKinnon.

Speaker 1 (44:36):
It all came down in price. Right then you buy,
and I beg you's gonna come back. Disney Disney Socke
Disney used to be it's gonna.

Speaker 3 (44:43):
It's gonna party. You gave their kid Disney stock because
it was never gonna go down.

Speaker 1 (44:47):
Some went down a little bit, probably some guys they're
gonna do some fix and it's gonna come back. And
bounce back. It's gonna bounce back the stop. You know,
these tree huggers are gonna buy the They're gonna buy
Tesla's again, and stock's gonna go back up, and then
people are to make money. But I think about that.
I don't I don't go gambling. I guess you can
call it gambling. But I think about all the stocks
that I could have bought, And you're like, man like, like, wow,

(45:10):
I grew up with the Google boom, with the Amazon boom,
with the Netflix boom. Didn't know anything about it, didn't
know anything about it, didn't not smart enough, didn't know anything. Look,
we get back do some headlines.

Speaker 3 (45:25):
I went to points that at the XL South Jerseys
rock station z XL Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (45:30):
I'll tell you what, man, it's been a little over
a year, about a year and a half now since
the good people from iHeart bought the radio station, and uh,
we have no problems with it.

Speaker 2 (45:39):
Man.

Speaker 1 (45:39):
We just had a nice meeting with some of the
big wigs last week and you know, all good in
the hood is what the kids said. Yeah, they kind
of leave us alone. They do. They don't know what,
they don't know what to make of us. So they
just kind of they they're just like, leave Atlantic City alone,
don't talk to them. But for ten years before that,
me and you had an and they call it an

(46:00):
independent owner. One guy. One guy owned us, and he
was a wacky guy, but he was our guy and
we liked him. He was always good to me and you.
Right when it happens, those checks don't bounce, that's for sure,
good old gear. Right. Every now and then, maybe a
Gary check did bounce, like all of a sudden, the
electric gets turned off. You never know. It was fun,
kept us on our toes. Uh. So uh, the old owner,

(46:22):
we've kept a nice relationship with him. So he hits
us up a couple of months ago. Actually, he calls
me on during the super Bowl and he's like, hey,
I want to have I want to keep in touch
with the people that I like, and I want to
have lunch. Uh. And so I'm like a perfect Garrett,
like it's been a year, let's catch up. Let's see
what you're up to. I got no problem with that.

(46:42):
So you know you got the call. I got the call.
A couple of other people we know got the call,
and I'm thinking this is a perfect Like Tuesday noon
one o'clock lunch. And the timing sucks. Right Tuesday one o'clock.
He's tired. He can have the lunch anytime. He won.
So I'm like, okay, let's get a Tuesday one o'clock lunch.

(47:05):
We'll catch up. It'll be nice. He's got a restaurant
that he likes to go to restaurant, right, we're not paying, right,
we better not this man. This guy got a couple
of milk. Yeah, so he makes it for a Saturday
at one o'clock in the afternoon. Who wants to go
to lunch on a Saturday at one o'clock in the afternoon.

(47:27):
This is a workday lunch.

Speaker 3 (47:29):
See, this is this is something you do after the show,
right we all? And that's it man. I even we
can even do a break, keep work to the workdays. See,
thank goodness. See here's it. It actually does work out.
And it doesn't for me because it's the it's tournament weekend.
So I have a table booked at Borgata on Saturday
with my buddies at noon. Now this is at one
o'clock over in another casino. Yes, so luckily I'm gonna

(47:51):
be in a c But now I have to go
get the table at noon at Borgotta. Then I gonna
bounce over there, which you're gonna scoop me up. I'm
gonna grab you. I'm gonna call you.

Speaker 1 (47:58):
Now Here's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna pull up
to the valet and they're gonna yell at me because
I'm not supposed to be parked there. I'm gonna call
you and be like, get you better be there right,
and then like an uber, I'll pick you up. Then
me and you will go over right. It's it's uh
at the Italian spot at Tropicanacar. We gotta park, we
gotta walk, and it's that thing. And then now you know,

(48:19):
maybe me and you will stumble in the Hooters beforehand.
Uh So then we go and we gotta have this lunch.
But it's Saturday. This is a lunch for a Wednesday.
You are really taking one of our personal days. Now.

Speaker 3 (48:30):
I hope he's not pissed off, because again I think
he was to make sure no one's gonna bail. So
I got the text yesterday and I'm looking forward to
seeing you one seven dude, he called me. I responded back,
I said, hey, man, me too. I said, I know
it's at one o'clock. I said, I can only stay
till three. Yeah, you get two hours. That's at the
best I could do. And then I'm back with my
buddies and doing the tournament thing. I got a whole
boys today. See, it's a whole day for races. And

(48:51):
he's my favorite man. We and we loved him.

Speaker 1 (48:53):
He was such a great owner for ten years for us.
And uh but he he does this move too. He's like,
no spouses. Yeah, like because he doesn't want to have
to pay for that. He doesn't have to pay for Yeah.
So so yeah, man, it's like a Saturday. Really, you're
killing me on a Saturday. Small. This is him just missing,
I think. And here's how he is and and this

(49:14):
is how he was as an owner too. He's kind
of oblivious to like important things if it doesn't have
to focus on what he's focused on. And his focus
when he when he was our owner was radio and
making sure the company made money. Everything else was just
it was white noise. He calls me to remind me
about this lunch the middle of the second quarter of

(49:37):
the Super Bowl. Yeah, right, And I picked up thinking
something was horribly wrong and and he goes, everything, Okay,
I go Gary, the Eagles are in the super Bowl,
it's on right now. And he goes, oh really he's
oblivious to it. Yeah, nice, Yeah, yeah, even have a clue.
He's like, what's it sounds like there's a lot of
noise in the background. Is Gary in the background?

Speaker 3 (50:01):
Yeah, it's one of the listen. Man, he was so
good to us. There's no way I'm not gonna go
to the lunch of course. Man, I can give you
a couple hours and Carlines does.

Speaker 1 (50:08):
Have some good Italian food.

Speaker 3 (50:09):
Yeah, it's gonna be a Now I'm interested to see
who here makes the cuts.

Speaker 1 (50:12):
I don't know the whole stand so that the outside
the other thing, and I don't care. I hate so
right now there could be some people hearing this for
the first time, and no, you're not going Apparently it's
only people he likes. Yeah, so as I suspect that
move too, I respect that too, and he and he
and he has clearly said that to us too. This
is only for people that I liked while working there. Yep.

(50:33):
So it'll be interesting to see who made the cut
who didn't like. I was very sensitive. I knew you
made the cuts, he told me, But like there's people
across the hall. I didn't know if they made the cut.
Like everyone's being very secretive about this lunch. Yeah. He's
a good guy man, the complimentary of us.

Speaker 3 (50:46):
And when we came over here and people like Gary
Fesher he's the devil, I was like, you know what,
that devil has nice equipment and our checks are never
gonna bounce. I was like, we're gonna go work for
the devil. He just left us alone.

Speaker 1 (50:58):
I liked him because so many of these dingbats were
yelling and screaming about them, and I'm like, there must
be something there then, yeah, they must be. He's doing
something right because radio people are dumb, so I always
want to do the opposite of what they say.

Speaker 3 (51:13):
Yeah, and you know, we don't do We don't ask
for more money or bother them. We would barely see
the guy. I would walk on my head, die Gary,
what's up?

Speaker 1 (51:20):
And I'm out of here? Man. That's He asked me
one question in ten years that was did you get
the COVID shot? And I lied to him there his face,
and said, yes you did. You should probably come clean
over the lunch. I think I did tell him that
it is retirement dinner. I was like, kay, I never
got the COVID shot. Do I have nine nine four heads?
No care? He's a hand grown out of my neck.
He asked me. If they made it mandatory, what you do?
It's like I would quit, and like you would like, yeah,

(51:41):
I gotta get out of here. Man. Look we get
back then, what do it think called? You think you
have a bad You think you've got it bad. I
don't think we have it that bad. It sounds like
the plot of a thriller. In Antarctica, and isolated group
of nine climate research have put out a cry for

(52:02):
help after one of their colleagues assaulted and threatened to
kill another. The South African team was sent to this
base the study of the climate of the area. Once again,
this is all going on in Antarctica. Because of the
extreme weather conditions, no one's allowed to leave or enter
the base, which is rather inconvenient with cabin fever and
these personality conflicts with people. It takes around two weeks

(52:25):
to reach the base from Africa and the research team
is scheduled to be there for at least ten more months.
This is what was that movie with.

Speaker 3 (52:34):
Kurt Russell, You mean the day after is that where
we're New York.

Speaker 1 (52:40):
Freeze is over. Now, this is the one where they're
on the base in Antarctica and the trouble, Trouble, Little
China the thing, and that's the whole it's the whole
basis of the movie. And then put in an Aliens
that's taken over all the people with identity theft concerns
at an all time high. We all need to be
careful when it comes to the information where put out
into the world. Now people are starting to read the

(53:04):
information that's on your luggage. Remember that it was a
big deal. You used to put all your and now
you think about it. We used to put our address
and phone number on a tag on our luggage and
then just let it go. I still do email too, man,
in case they got a hold of you. Travel expert
has said that the info tag shouldn't have a lot
of essential and personal security information. Make sure the name

(53:26):
on your tag matches your passport. That's important. Your phone
numbers should not be on there.

Speaker 3 (53:32):
See if they lose my luggage, I went then to
call me, Hey, this is Frank.

Speaker 1 (53:35):
You're a competitor. An email address okay. So yeah, so
they said, of course, put the address that way, someone
could send you back your bag.

Speaker 3 (53:46):
Well, I was putting my kids full names, and they're
so security numbers on my luggage just in case they
got to get a hold of them.

Speaker 1 (53:51):
Pretty lucky, dude. I don't think I've ever lost luggage. No,
I've had a stroller smashed up.

Speaker 3 (53:57):
Oh you know what I've they've lost They've lost a
car seat and then they gave me like a real
cheap car seat that someone else's lost it before.

Speaker 1 (54:04):
I uh, well, in the last probably fifteen years of traveling, Um,
it's I don't check bags, it's all carry on, yeah,
I I yeah, I mean it's just not worth the
check in of the bags anymore. A Texas woman is
anxiously waiting to see if she'll ever physically receive eighty
three million bucks that she won in the lottery. The woman,

(54:24):
who chose to remain anonymous, feels is if she's being
treated like a bad guy after using a courier service
to purchase her lotto ticket. According to the Texas Lottery Commission,
there's a question has to the legality of tickets purchased
to a third party service the woman gave the carrier
twenty bucks for tickets, and for whatever reason, she's being
lumped in a group that's accused of buying twenty five

(54:44):
million dollars worth of tickets through couriers for one single drawing.
The woman's lawyer has made it clear that was not uh.
She was not paying the client to do part of
this twenty five million dollar ruse. She it in good
faith that the guy would go buy lottery tickets for
and he did, and she won, and now they're holding

(55:05):
the eighty three million dollars over her head. So I
don't know, man, that sucks. You get the initial win
of all right, I won the eighty three million, Yeah, and.

Speaker 3 (55:14):
Now you're not getting it right, right, like you've already
spent that money in your money.

Speaker 1 (55:18):
Right, like in your head, you've okay this, So I'm
gonna give it to this this relative, that relative buying
this house, this car, and then no, no, no no,
because you had someone else buy it for you. That's
why I don't trust these these work things. When people
are like lotteries over three hundred million, let's all go
in as a company. I don't trust that at all.
I want a picture and I do. I get him

(55:38):
in the neighbors. I give me a picture, a picture,
but you're right, whoever's holding that ticket? I don't. They
don't know that I didn't get a receipt for the
cash I gave my neighbor. Those stories pop up once
or twice a year where an office place ends up
suing each other because they win, and it's all right,
how do we splace up the tickets? You know were
the money and and somebody always ends up keeping a
little extra. I'll hold the tickets, thank you. Uh there

(56:01):
you go. H those people they have a bet you
not so much. Wesley Financial Group is not an offer.
One hundred point.

Speaker 3 (56:12):
Seven z XL up Jersey's rock station CXL one to
show where Scotty and I don't have a real job.

Speaker 1 (56:18):
Oh you ask are wives. They believe that.

Speaker 3 (56:21):
I realized that I guess with today. So uh so
today's the NCAA tournament. Once a year, I get together
with my bookie and a bunch of guys that we
I see them once a year.

Speaker 1 (56:30):
Yeah, they're not great friends, but we have a blast
word in their dirtbag. Friends. These are not hey I
gotta go to I gotta put on a suit and
go to a real job.

Speaker 3 (56:37):
Guys, well, you know what, they have real jobs, but
today they take off and they gamble, like I've seen
a guy put dude.

Speaker 1 (56:44):
He had a virginity's is sick. They got to do
that thing where they call their boss and then pretend
to call.

Speaker 3 (56:47):
This is their thing, man, this is the day they
take off and then that's it.

Speaker 1 (56:51):
So normally we do it. Davia. You took some dirtbag
friends out on Monday and it seemed like a lot
of people not working in a bar. Yeah, that's right
in the middle of the afternoon. That's it.

Speaker 3 (57:00):
Yeah, these guys actually have decent jobs, but this is
the day they take off.

Speaker 1 (57:04):
Monday was dirtbag Friends Monday. Here's what I realized because
that was Saint Patrick's day. Use Pat take a picture
of a bar and the ball was packed. A lot
of people not doing not a lot of work itting
done on Monday, Like these guys are taking off from
a real job. But I realized, this is I'm trying
to put this scene together. Now I'm having it at
my house.

Speaker 3 (57:22):
Usually we do the casino. We're doing that over the weekend.
Was like listen, man, I got the TV set up
down here. I was like, you guys just come here.
Now you have a time bookie. I had the degenerates.
I know they're a shoe there coming. It's hard finding
my other friends that have real jobs that aren't into this,
and it's shocking to me that they have to work today.
But that's what a real person does.

Speaker 1 (57:41):
Okay, I got a couple of things to uh really
dive into this. Now I know you you're gonna start.
Everyone's gonna come over for tip off, which is twelve
fifteen eleven thirty. We have hot dogs and eggs. Show
that you can only handle these people for so many hours.
What time are you kicking them out of your house? Now?

Speaker 3 (58:00):
I know one is bounced to Atlantic City around four.
I'm gonna say around five o'clock is gonna do the door.
So yeah, five.

Speaker 1 (58:05):
O'clock you got to get out of their door. Is
gonna lock behind.

Speaker 3 (58:08):
Because the kids are gonna be home around three zero five,
And I don't want them to be any party because
these guys are like they're animals when it comes to
you know, the curse thing and everything. I mean, they're
out of their minds, like it's gonna be f ff.
You know they lose a game and you.

Speaker 1 (58:19):
Bring up you bring up a good point where like
with our schedule, it's only dirt baggs that we get
to hang out with. That's it during the day, that's
all it is. I realize this because I talk to
my wife and I always say to her, I go,
I'm so dumb, like I wish I was smarter. I'm
so dumb, And she goes, you know you're smart. I go, no,
I used to be smart because and then I broke

(58:40):
it down one day. I used to be smart because
I used to hang out with smart people. So I
was the dumbest in a room full of smart people,
which was awesome. I learned from that so high school.
I went to a great high school where I was
the dumbest, but I was with better people. College hung
out with really smart people, and I was the dumbest.
You want to surround.

Speaker 3 (58:59):
Yourself by that make you better? Sure, right, Yeah, these
guys don't.

Speaker 1 (59:04):
So then I realized I was bettering myself up until
the age of twenty two. Twenty one, twenty two. That's
when I got in the radio, and then I started
hanging around with and I'm not making a joke. Here
the dumbest people I've ever met lose And now for
twenty years I've done nothing but hung it. I hang
out with dumb idiots, right, not you not included. Yeah,

(59:27):
thank you for that. But radio has made me dumb.
So when now, like, I'm like, so I stop learning
anything twenty years ago because radio rotted my brain because
everyone that works in radio is stupid.

Speaker 3 (59:42):
When I was doing nights in Colorado Springs, I had
a whole cast of just morons and they were they
were just loser debt, but they were fun on the radio.
One guy was in a wheelchair, the other guy was,
oh there was one guy was blind. Like we had
a blast with Like I feel like I'm finally this
guy in the room. Like during the day I go
I was like, hey, guys, you want to hang out
because they're the only guys to hang out with. So
now I'm walking around, I'm catching movies and hanging out

(01:00:02):
with a bunch of losers because they're part of the radio.

Speaker 1 (01:00:05):
So once again, that's why I have this. I stop
learning at twenty two and I feel like the tallest
kid in the room even though I'm suret right, because
it's not hard because everyone in radio is stupid. You're
the leader. So now like I stop hanging out with
smart people and having smart conversations. And that's why I've
started to kind of expand outside of radio, because I've realized,

(01:00:25):
like it really does rot your brain hanging out with
dumb people. Listen.

Speaker 3 (01:00:28):
I got a lot of good friends, successful friends, but
I knew Dan Well on a Monday, they weren't going
out to the to Shalen's Pub for Saint Patrick's Day.
I realized, too, all my smart friends that have real
jobs and houses and mortgages and car payments and wives
and good families, they're not taking off today to go
watch the NCAA tournament with me at my house.

Speaker 1 (01:00:46):
I think there was a day that me, you, and
a buddy of ours, Billy, we went to go see.
It was eleven am on a Wednesday, and we went
to go see the biopic of the Notorious Big called
Notorious Fantastic. Yeah. And I think I realized then that
you know what, eleven am on a Wednesday and we're
the only ones in the theater. There's a reason for that, Yeah,
that most people are out there living life and we're

(01:01:09):
sitting here in a movie theater watching Notorious.

Speaker 3 (01:01:11):
I would stop on my favorite bar sometimes on a
Fridays and treat myself to wings at ten am eleven
am on a Friday. Boy, you look at the people there.
You're like, these guys aren't getting anything done. But you
know what, Like I worked at least I worked.

Speaker 1 (01:01:22):
Kind of a job. I'm here to pick up wings
and go home. I'll take talking to a barfly at
ten eleven noon, right, I'll take talking to him and
learning something from him over learning from some from somebody
in radio, old war story short, at least some knowledge.
They lived a life, right, they did like in radio.

(01:01:42):
I'm not kidding. We have meetings and people walk in
the walls. They're losers, man, losers don't take much to
hang a banner. Back in the day.

Speaker 3 (01:01:50):
Come on the other day, a guy took the bathroom
keys and got lost. That guy, that guy, that's who
we hang with. Yeah that winter.

Speaker 1 (01:01:57):
Hey everybody, thanks for your twenty years. My brains just
rotting away. Thanks for your cause today. Always welcomed on
the show. Glad when you're all part of it, staying there,
we'll kick off a rock block. It's one hundred point
seven ZXL, South Jersey's rock station, ZXL Morning Show