THURSDAY 4-3-25

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Wake Up, Wake Up, Wake.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Up, Wake up.

Speaker 3 (00:11):
In a world of dull, mediocre radio, in a time
of regulations and rules, under the scrutiny of bosses and management,
one show breaks all the rules to deliver entertaining, compelling
and educated radio and stand about all the rest.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
And this show.

Speaker 4 (00:37):
Isn't it? Hey man?

Speaker 2 (00:40):
What's happening? Good morning?

Speaker 5 (00:43):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (00:43):
What's going on? Homie? I saw.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
An older woman okay at wah wah this morning?

Speaker 2 (00:50):
All right, older woman at who you see? She was
like in a I think she had not crudgeous. I
guess she was in like a city whatever we like,
wheel herself around?

Speaker 1 (01:02):
It were a wheelchair, I think so, yeah, some type
of Yeah, it must have been a wheelchair.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
I'm trying to think. I know she was down low.
Now she was she like rolling it herself? Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:14):
Yes, Okay, so she's in a wheelchair. Okay, let's say wheelchair.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
I don't remember it being a wheelchair. Maybe more like
a scooter or something. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
It was like was she like like a like a
like the things that Walmart with the.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
Fact Maybe she was just maybe she was just hunched over.
Maybe I thought she was down. Was she a walker.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
And yes, okay, it was something was assisting.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
This old one over with a walker, an older woman.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
Okay, now she also has what looks to be I
want to say, like an eight year old kid.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
Now, this is four o'clock in the morning. I got
I got questions, like, what's the story there because she
has a kid.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
Yeah, she has a kid at four o'clock in the morning,
like kid eight year old in the morning. Become judgmental
with a woman who can very barely get around school?

Speaker 2 (01:59):
Or the kids up too late? Right? Right? Are we
up late? We up early?

Speaker 1 (02:03):
Like it's something there's something odd there? Yeah, like how
how like you're too old to be the mom? What's
going on? What's the scenario? Then I start making up
scenarios in my head. And she was grabbing she was
grabbing a bunch of like little cartons of milk, like
the little one.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
Well, I mean, the kids up early, you gotta get
a milk.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
So maybe that's when maybe she was trying to get
his I don't know, you're trying to get your kid
ready for school.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
But the whole thing was weird. That's the thing at
wahwa me see something?

Speaker 1 (02:26):
But somebody like I got story, I got talking the
other day to somebody, that delivery guy, and we were
talking about being up early in the morning. He's like, yeah, man,
my day starts at three am. And I said, dude,
it's crazy because you don't know who you're getting. Sometimes
you're getting people like at Ahuah Way that are finishing
up their night so they're a little tipsy, or you're
getting people starting their day.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
You don't know who you're walking into.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
Black horsplak too, syeah. I mean, you get anything, any
trash coming from Atlantic City, weet your in the morning.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
You got your prostitute driving into work. We we yeah,
we drive through some some shitty.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
Sometimes you got your dealers. You know, they got this,
They got the you know, the shirt on their dealers
and everything else. So yeah, it's like and then every
now and then, man, it's like they you got that
crackhead diamond in the rough. It's they're at the bus
stop with their kid making sure that he gets on
the bus to go to school. That's the best because
I go in there, Man, I got my head on
a swivel because I don't know what's gonna go down.
And I could tell if like the person at the
register and they're talking on a little c B to

(03:21):
the person back into DLIA.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
It's like, Okay, they got their eyes.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
It's not me. I'm on the up and up, but
they had their eyes on somebody here, so let me
just go down. Oh yeah, man, I mean you're gonna
know right.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
Like you're gonna know yeah wackos man. You know, you know,
you know when someone shady's walking in, you gotta keep
an eye on it. Dude.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
I got a spicy sense, man, I got that spicy tingle,
like if something goes down here.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
Describe what kind of walking device she was using.

Speaker 5 (03:48):
You know what?

Speaker 1 (03:49):
Because I was looking over the eyes to see if
she had dead eyes or not. That's why I don't know.
At one point she was she can barely get around,
so I get maybe she was just hunched over.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
Maybe there's a walker.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
Okay, maybe it's never even happened. Maybe I don't have
a speady sense. It was something where she was just
moving slowly throughout the wild wall with an eight year
old guess.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
Yeah, yeah, Hey, everybody, it is Thursday. We're gonna get
into that.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
We're gonna find o CXL Workforce Employee of the Day today,
uh ring of honor.

Speaker 2 (04:17):
It's an all shoot at aew coming to boarder walk call.
We have tickets for you. We'll do that coming up
just a little bit.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
One hundred point seven XL, South Jersey's rock station's EXL
Morning show.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
Do it line, don't write it, and we'll do it
lit and thing sucks.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
I'm scotty. Good morning here some news foul us. On
a Thursday morning, Authorities are investigating discovery of human skeletal
remains in Cumberland County. Remains we're found in a wooded
area near Lebanon Road in deer Field back on March sixth,
New Jersey State Police, Yeah, New Jersey State Police. The
investigation is ongoing. Authorities did not reveal the age or

(05:00):
of the person, and it's unclear on how that person died.
A Lakewood mother accused of killing her two toddler daughters
by drowning them last year, was found not guilty by
reason of insanity Yesterday. A psychologist testified in court that
Naomi Elkins, a preschool teacher, believed that she was getting
rid of evil and preparing for the coming of the

(05:22):
Messiah when she drowned her two toddler children.

Speaker 2 (05:25):
Back on June twenty fifth, officials in.

Speaker 1 (05:28):
Wildwood said, don't be stupid if you're a teenager this year,
we're not going to take your Shenanigans. That's the message
coming from Mayor Ernie Treanto Junior and police down in
the wild Woods announcing yesterday that they already had in
place a ten pm curfew for unsupervised kids under the
age of seventeen, and we'll be strictly enforcing.

Speaker 2 (05:48):
That starting Memorial Day weekend. That's news. What about Sports six,
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(06:09):
That's news. That's Sports.

Speaker 1 (06:13):
South Jersey's rock station ZXL. I want to show little
battle going on between my kids and their grandmother, which
is my mother.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
Oh no, well your mom and the kids.

Speaker 1 (06:22):
My mom won't come to the house now because she's
afraid of the dog, which she should be.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
Your dog is a killer. Your dog now to the
point where you even had to go take it.

Speaker 1 (06:32):
To a uh like a dog whisper breaker. I like
to call him the dog. Here's I like the word breaker.
This is Joe, Nick Guy and my mis all funny
games when the dog's breaking your skin. But when it
starts fighting other people, then you got a real problem
on your hands. And we had another incident with the
with the neighbor again. You know that went down, so
we got into the proper training. So you know, we're

(06:53):
coming back from the funeral last week and we get
the word of their dog killed the guy. Mom My
mom's in the car. I'm like, oh, now she heard
the story. What's going on?

Speaker 2 (07:03):
But your dog, your dog has drawn blood on your mother?

Speaker 1 (07:08):
Yeah, well well okay. You know so she was probably
the original which I thought was just like love bites.

Speaker 2 (07:14):
Maybe it was.

Speaker 1 (07:15):
Yeah, and there's a reason she doesn't want to come
to your house because your dog attacks her.

Speaker 2 (07:18):
She has that skin from smoking man. You gotta go.
I don't think I don't think that has any to
do with the dog.

Speaker 1 (07:25):
So now she I know she won't like the other
night we did the Hooter's bikini contra the whatever, and uh,
you know, I had to get my brother to come
over there because my mom refused to come over with
the dog and everything else. It's like, okay, all right,
I say, you're afraid of the dog. Now, you know,
it's one excuse. After he got to be a cool
aid for your brother, he gets a you know, he
gets a house to himself for the night. Well, like
he's so fat, right, I can't even see fat. I

(07:47):
thought he lost weight. Didn't he do some weird diet
where he like, all he did was drinking like energy
drink was red bulls.

Speaker 2 (07:54):
Red bulls I think, like burritos and then smoking black
and mind. So somehow he's able to.

Speaker 1 (08:01):
Wait, wait, who thought you know? So he's like okay,
so he's the lighter brother. But anyway, he gets all
excunny because you can go and order food.

Speaker 2 (08:08):
We're going to order.

Speaker 1 (08:09):
Because it's non judgmental, that's right, because your kids aren't
going to judge them. No, they love chicken fingers and
everything else, you know, so he had to come over
and watch them. Now, I also have something going down
this Saturday where my kids were going to go to
my mom's house. Yeah, now my mom just want to
come to my house obviously because there's a dog. Whatever
so that's done. Honestly, I think it's an excuse because
I think he's kind of lazy. But anyway, that's just me.

Speaker 2 (08:31):
Yeah, Now, like she doesn't like coming to your house,
it's just an excuse for her not to come.

Speaker 3 (08:35):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
She lives in a four hundred and eighty square foot
house that I rent to her, but she loves all
four hundred and eighty square feet. So Saturday, now my
kid is supposed to go to her house right for this, uh,
for this this party on that you were telling me,
you were telling me about this the other night. Well,
they say the hat the house smells like cat piss,
and she has cats, so it makes sense that's the problem.
Now again, they probably not a big house, so it's

(08:57):
not like the smell can dissipate. Right, it's a small
house and there's not especially when your kids. Dude, that's
a small house. There's not a lot of room for activity. No,
and they listen, they have gaming systems, computers and everything else.
I mean, they live it up at my house, you know,
little entitled you know kids, So they don't want to
go there.

Speaker 2 (09:14):
And I was like, you're not wrong. It does smell like.

Speaker 1 (09:17):
Cat urine, and you're right, yeah, it's not like they
can say, boy, I was over at Joe's house and
they have cats and the lawndroom smell like cat urine. No,
this is the house smells like cat piss, And I'm like,
what can I do? They're not going to go to
Grandmom's house anymore.

Speaker 2 (09:30):
Now.

Speaker 1 (09:31):
I haven't told Grandmom, and I don't know whether I
should or not. Kids are honest, they're brutally honest. I
should say, by the way, I know you're not coming
to my house because it's a dog issue, but had
kids don't want to go to your house because it
smells like cat piss, So you may never see your
grandkids again.

Speaker 2 (09:46):
They're not wrong. It does.

Speaker 1 (09:48):
It does, and they brought it on themselves. They had
a cat, cat got knocked up, had seven seven cats,
and then that cat one of the other cats got Oh,
I got knocked up again, So there's like fifteen cats
running around.

Speaker 2 (09:59):
I go over there. It smells like cat urine and
you can't get that out. Noah, kids don't like that.

Speaker 1 (10:04):
Yeah, then all right, So what happens now, Well, let's see,
Mom's not coming to watch the kids, and they're not
going to Grandmom's.

Speaker 2 (10:11):
House on Saturday. So the kid's gonna be at the house.

Speaker 1 (10:13):
It's a battle. No, we don't know where we're gonna
send them yet. We're waiting, gotcha. We just know it's
not gonna be Grandmom's house. Hey, Ring of Honor Wrestling
coming back to Boardwalk Hall. We got tickets for you
if you want him. Six zero nine six seven seven
one hundred seven six zero nine six seven seven one
hundred and seven.

Speaker 2 (10:27):
Well, get back.

Speaker 4 (10:28):
Got some rock news, all right, Joejoe and Scottie rock newss.

Speaker 2 (10:43):
Here's some rock news for you.

Speaker 5 (10:45):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (10:46):
Do you know that there's drama going on in the
Ario Speedwagon camp? Who would have thought. Bruce Hall, who's
part of Rio speed Wagon, is responding to Kevin Cronin's
remarks regarding Ario speed Wagon's one off for Union show
schedule for June. He said the band retired from touring
in late twenty twenty four, an outcome that was due
to irreconcilable difference and just the retirement in twenty twenty four.

(11:09):
Where was I It was between this guy Cronan, Kevin
Cronan and the rest of the group. So when six
former members recently announced they would all come together to
a one off concert in Champagne, Illinois.

Speaker 2 (11:22):
The singer admitted he was.

Speaker 1 (11:23):
Disturbed and hurt that he was not invited back to
be part of this reunion show.

Speaker 2 (11:28):
Now what was he the singer?

Speaker 1 (11:29):
Ket I think so he's the only guy whose name
I kind of know from Mario Speedwagon, So I guess
he was the singer, he said, happy to set the
record straight. We were all, Oh, no, this is the
other guy who he has a beef with, keavn eboard player.

Speaker 2 (11:42):
This must be the key to b Bruce Hall. This
is Bruce Hall. Yeah, happy to set the record straight.

Speaker 1 (11:47):
We're all all in, including Kevin, was invited to participate
in the event. Kevin states that he's been falsely accused
of turning down the invitation. I've been I've seen nowhere
it's been said.

Speaker 2 (12:00):
He turned it down. I know he's been asked to
participate virtually. I hope, I truly hope he does. This
event was created to provide the founding Fathers, original singers,
and Classic Rio lineup a chance to reunite and have
a proper goodbye. You know how you stop this drama?

Speaker 1 (12:14):
You just don't go down on tour. You're retiring in
twenty twenty four and that's it.

Speaker 2 (12:18):
I'll be honest. Is anyone seeing an Areo Speedwagon reunion.

Speaker 1 (12:21):
I could have mixed up with Duran Duran all the time,
Rio Speedwagon. I hope them all in they did the
Areo Speedwagon Journey air supply they're all that crap rock
from like the late seventies early eighties. They should all
do one of those yacht things, those those boat, one
of those cruises and then they should sink the boat
right in the middle of the ocean. I guess I,

(12:43):
Oh boy, this is just I get Kevin Cronin, the
guy who's mad about not getting the invite to the
Ario Speedwagon stuff. He's gonna tour this summer with Styx
and Don Felder. That's another guy. He got kicked out
at the Eagles. No one wants Don Felder either.

Speaker 2 (13:00):
That cruise ship as well. Lou Graham. You know who
lou Graham is?

Speaker 1 (13:04):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (13:06):
Oh, did he do just once? Lou Graham? Wasn't that
the name of the guy the boss on the Mary
Tyler Morshaw. I got to see who Luke Graham is.
Lou Graham is he's one of the family members of Foreigner.

Speaker 1 (13:19):
Oh different Lou Graham okay, and he said getting inducted
into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame last year
helped drop a long standing animosity with his former bandmates.

Speaker 2 (13:31):
He said it was a life changing event.

Speaker 1 (13:32):
Ever since the induction, I feel like personally, I had
to find a way to let go of some of
the things I held onto for years. It's a hackneyed sentiment,
but it's true. Life's too short, and a lot of
those things that are blown up and made big deals
are about are easy enough to get over and humble yourself.
And that's what I did. He said, we lost twenty

(13:52):
years of making music together. And that's talking about Lou
Graham and his time in Foreigner. Uh let's see here.
We will wrap it up with this. Billy Joel is
urging the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame to induct
Joe Cocker. Billy, I guess it's a big Joe Cocker fan.
I think everyone's a big Joe Cocker fan. I don't

(14:14):
know anybody that hates him. The problem with Joe Cocker
is he didn't write any of his own music, so
he just performed and he was an unbelievable performer, but
he just was a performer. Billy wrote this to the
Rock and Roll Hall of Fame as a member of
the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame since nineteen ninety nine.
It has been one of my fondest hopes to see
Joe Cocker inducted. When I first heard him in nineteen
sixty nine, I was very inspired by the sound of

(14:37):
this incredibly raw and soulful vocal style That became a
watershed year in my life. That year, I attended Woodstock,
bought my first lit Zeppelin album, and heard Joe Cocker do.
With a little help from my friends, I thought Joe
was the most powerful rock and roll male singer I
have ever heard since the hearing of the iconic early
recordings of Ray Charles. In my opinion, no one has

(14:59):
since coming even close to him as one of the
great primal rock and roll vocalists of all time. I
feel very strongly that Joe Cocker should be considered for
induction into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. I
hope you will consider putting his name on the voting
ballot this year. That's Billy joel Uh, He's pitching hard
to get Joe Cocker into the Rock and Roll Hall
of Fame, which it is kind of crazy to think

(15:20):
that there's all these bands that a lot of people
are like, what are you doing in the rock and
Roll Hall of Fame?

Speaker 2 (15:23):
And Joe Cocker's not in there?

Speaker 5 (15:24):
Right?

Speaker 6 (15:25):
Sure?

Speaker 2 (15:26):
Like I get it. Okay, you didn't write his own music,
but the guy was a performer and a half. That's
a proud.

Speaker 1 (15:31):
You got a lot of nonsense in the rock and
roll You don't belong there. There you go some rock
news for it.

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z excel. I got nailed yesterday and I wasn't even

(16:08):
trying to steal. Okay, I was looking suspicious. I was
shopping yesterday and scanning stuff, scanning stuff, scanning stuff.

Speaker 2 (16:18):
And I go and I pack up the bag. Take
my time.

Speaker 1 (16:20):
I even like, do a nice job packing up the
bag right, like put the heavy stuff on the bottom,
make sure you know, nothing gets crushed. And a woman
comes over tasks me on the shoulder and she goes,
I don't think you scan your meat? Oh okay, And
I go, I go, no, that was one of the
first things I scanned. I said, but let's go back
to the tape. And so I sat there with her
and we're going through it and I had double scanned something.

(16:43):
Thinking I had scanned the meat.

Speaker 2 (16:44):
I was like, oh, that there you go. I was like, huh.
I was like, I was like, I'm interested. How did
you How did you know that? They got eyes?

Speaker 4 (16:51):
Man?

Speaker 2 (16:51):
They are this is this thing.

Speaker 1 (16:52):
She sees it on her phone. She can chee can
see like if she eyes it up and then see
it doesn't scan through she you know. She she called
me and she was like, yeah, she showed me, and
I was like, look at that. Wait a bite that technology.
So she has the video of you scanning, the video
the actual scanning, like the software, so she can see.

(17:12):
So she go back to look at your receipt and
say it doesn't say meat on there, but I can
clearly see the meat.

Speaker 2 (17:17):
You got meat in the bag. Wow. That kind of technology.
That's pretty insane. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (17:21):
I was like, huh, that's so interesting. And then she's like, well,
you're gonna pay for the meet and I was like,
I guess I got to. There are so many like
even like even at wah wah, when I'm I'm getting
coffee in the morning, like you're on video camera. Target
started this, and it's like, if you're trying to steal
your fate, unless you're ducking side and side, what you're
never gonna do your face. It's got to be intimidating.
If you're trying to steal you are on camera, you're

(17:43):
looking back and being recorded, dud. Let's I mean, look
at uh those ring cameras. They get everything. Now, they're
getting people committing murder, they're they're they're you know, people
have a crime that goes on in the neighborhood. That's
the first thing they do is they go back to
people's ring cameras to see if they get the a
license play or see if they have footage where I
actually happened. So everywhere you go, you're being filmed. I

(18:05):
even have a and this is interesting. I found it
on my wife's car. There's a feature because they have
like a forward and backward camera. Matter of fact, it's
like some satellite image, like when you're backing up, it's crazy,
like from the top of the crying in the house possible.
But I have I have the camera option on the
front and the back, so if someone's like behind me
or whatever, I can I can put that camera on
and video, yeah, this person being crazy behind me, and luckily,

(18:27):
you know, try and get their their tagging.

Speaker 2 (18:29):
Yeah, that's a lot.

Speaker 1 (18:30):
That's a fun YouTube dive is people with video cameras
in their car and seeing all the stuff that goes
down because either you're the crazy person or you realize
that people are crazy on the road, like your road
rage is now a real thing because you're videotaping.

Speaker 2 (18:45):
Like it is tempting and it is easy to do.
I could honestly take.

Speaker 1 (18:49):
The sticker off of something expensive at a home depot
and put it on something that's you know, or that's
not expensive. We'll put it on an expensive piece and
just scan it and be like none of the I
would say Okay, if I was going to steal, yeah,
I have a buddy of mine come through, right, I
have him switch the products right now. He's the one
that did it. Now here comes Joe. He's just strolling in.
Oh he's looking for a new chopsaw. You know it

(19:11):
happens to be in this big box. I didn't move
the sticker. My buddy moved the sticker. I don't know
a day or two before I could pull off the
ultimate crime, because then I'm out of it. I'm like
the monkey and the drug deal. You're not gonna put
the monkey in jail, right, I mean I got nailed yesterday.

Speaker 2 (19:24):
You to find a guy.

Speaker 1 (19:25):
Okay, God sent the Walmart jail between you and I. Yeah,
just you and I right here in this room, no
one else here, no one else.

Speaker 2 (19:32):
Did you do on purpose? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (19:35):
No, I mean I to I done it past, absolutely,
But I know the technology that Dy've up their technology
in the last six months or so. Yeah, where they
it's it's incredibly hard to steal. Now you got to
put real effort in. But no, this was a true mistake.
Like I even went back and because I tried to
almost like, uh, be the tough guy and I'm like, no,

(19:56):
look I did, and then I was like, oh, I didn't.
They used to have one where it was the weight,
and it never worked no matter what you're scanning point it.
It said that, like I don't know, put product on
belt or whatever it was, and it would weigh it
as you're scanning it, and that never worked. I'll be honest,
probably I would say eight out of ten times I
have to have somebody come over me, even at the

(20:16):
self check out to figure things out. And you know
what gets it's dummies because we'll get like a thousand
dollars TV and they'll find like a dollar ninety nine
price tag and try and do that, and you're gonna
get caught.

Speaker 2 (20:30):
Dude. They're gonna catch you with something like that.

Speaker 1 (20:32):
If I do it the day before and then you
come in the next day, I tell you which one
it is. You know, you scan it, it comes up
as a dollar okay, so you thought it was. Yes,
So you're putting the tag on it the day before.
I'm setting it up, and then I'm out, I did
nothing wrong.

Speaker 2 (20:48):
Yeah, okay for me.

Speaker 1 (20:50):
You're also you're hoping that no one grabs it in
that twenty four hour period. Right, I'd have to put
it somewhere. I have to hide it somewhere.

Speaker 4 (20:57):
Now.

Speaker 1 (20:58):
Meanwhile, I have a hood and I have a mask
because I don't want to get COVID nineteen. Oh that's
the thing, dude that's got of that had to get
especially bank robbers. You would think because of COVID that
bank robbery went up. We all looked like bank robbery
on their face.

Speaker 2 (21:14):
Now. Yeah, oh, I was part of all that.

Speaker 6 (21:16):
I was at it.

Speaker 2 (21:16):
I was at a I was at a home.

Speaker 1 (21:18):
Defa I want to smash and grab happen They were
chasing them out of the store too.

Speaker 2 (21:21):
I videoed the car and gave it to the cops. Yeah,
they are.

Speaker 1 (21:25):
We're walking out of Walmart. And there was one woman
one day. The guys like, can I see her receipt?
She just goes no, it just keeps walking.

Speaker 2 (21:32):
Yeah, you have no right to see that. She's like okay, wow,
m yeah, look we we get back man. We had
to knock out some headlines.

Speaker 1 (21:41):
A conspiracy corner one hundred point sevens XL, South Jersey's
rock station with the disabled. Yeah, the first try to
take me out. This is the first time we have
an injured Gary G Garcia. He came in in one

(22:02):
of those rascals, like the fat people. You busted up
your foot. Huh yeah, man, like you got the legit,
like you're in a like a woman moved.

Speaker 2 (22:12):
It's a little boot. It's a little boot. I didn't
want to wear it. But I can't get my foot in.

Speaker 1 (22:16):
It's not even like a cool story like you'd be cool,
old man story like you shot yourself in the foot,
liked off somebody, right, that'd be cool.

Speaker 2 (22:25):
But no, you fell down the.

Speaker 6 (22:27):
Cell, down the stairs, dude, coming to see y'all, and
it's hard it on the way here.

Speaker 2 (22:32):
Yeah, I was. I got up for no other reason
at all. There's no reason I'll be up at five
in the morning. The other day.

Speaker 6 (22:37):
Jose had to see you guys because and I got up,
I'll tell you, fell down the steps and spent the
rest of the day in a school ship.

Speaker 1 (22:43):
Well, I got the text on your way in, he said, Hey, listen,
I can't make it, and you've never heard I'll be honest,
my years your toe.

Speaker 2 (22:50):
You're from the streets.

Speaker 5 (22:51):
Man.

Speaker 1 (22:51):
You've probably had a knife swung at you, you toe,
and didn't make it in like you've been in nightclubs
where they've been shooting.

Speaker 2 (22:57):
Yeah, and and what took you down?

Speaker 6 (23:01):
You want to know what's crazy is I'm gonna lie
all my way down. I felt like this could be it.
I felt like this could be it in my head, right.
But one other time that happened to me, and it
is when I fell in my pool in the back
of the house that I used to own with my
I still I don't get to live there now. But
but I fell on the pool and I remember I
can't swim and I'm in the twelve foot side, and
I'm thinking this is horrible. Like I didn't I didn't

(23:24):
move out of the hood to drown in my own pool.
That's not the way to go out, yo. And that's
all I kept thinking on the way down the steps,
is this is not not the way I'm gonna go out.

Speaker 2 (23:33):
I'm done this. I knew it was serious, man, because
you in the in the in the two years or
whatever we been going on three, I've only only one
other time.

Speaker 6 (23:40):
One other time my party party too hot on the
Sunday and my eyes were blurry coming in respect to
tell but I don't respect. I think they're trying to
kill me. I could have sworn. I felt hands behind me.

Speaker 2 (23:55):
I'm not going to lie. Joe Biden behind me, just
pushing this. Ya, something's going on. I'm walking a little
a little more, you know. The Quintons were right by you.
Look back as you're falling in Hillary, saw Hillary's face
for a second, different behind the corner. You're not suicidal though, right, No,
I'm not wearing that bo is not not I didn't

(24:15):
want to put it in, but my foot won't fit
in my sneaker. Man, it's that swollen, huh. And it
didn't do it.

Speaker 6 (24:20):
I'm an animal because the truth day, I thought it
was broken the toe. They were throwing up gang signs
dog yeah. And I went there there like, it's not broken,
it's not fractured. You put it back in the socket.

Speaker 2 (24:31):
I'm gonna be good, you know. And it didn't even
swallow up to the next They tell you there's nothing
you can do for Toad. Nothing you can yeah, tough.

Speaker 6 (24:38):
Then I ran to my boy who helped me get
cars in Honda, and he went in there because he
thought he was having a heart attack. And I'm like,
I hoped this do ain't having a heart attack. Because
I had to bring my lady's car in straight in
and I'm like, I don't have another hook up there anyway.

Speaker 2 (24:51):
Damn. Have you heard about twenty three in me?

Speaker 1 (24:54):
Yeah, dude, this is gonna be now a nutso dude
because they're going bankrupt and now, but everyone's information, everything
everyone ever said about all the bad side of this
is happening and auction.

Speaker 2 (25:06):
It all off auction. And it's not just the information
like your medical information.

Speaker 6 (25:10):
No, they said everything they can literally, if they have
the capabilities that the that the government has, they could
take your DNA and okay, she here's the.

Speaker 1 (25:18):
Problem twenty three and me, if you were dumb enough
to send all your stuff in there and see what
you're if you were doing what happened with me was
my cousin, my cousin, But my cousin did it for
his mom, who is my aunt, so you didn't have
to be a part of it.

Speaker 2 (25:33):
And the volunteer your information. Somebody could have did it. Hey,
this is your Christmas gift. Let's see what you are.

Speaker 1 (25:38):
And it turns out and I know she listens, turns
out that my grandmom was cheating on my grandfather. Wow,
that her best friend, best friend kept coming up as
her half sister. She didn't understand why until she fan
out it was the neighbor living next to my grandmam
that grandma got around. Two sisters and a brother were not.

Speaker 2 (25:57):
The boy had that.

Speaker 6 (25:59):
Problem and postle sleeping with the neighbor. He figured that
out when he was moving in the couch next door.
He saw his couch coming to the next door couch.
He was like, why Dad moving on couch today? It's
the next door neighbors.

Speaker 2 (26:13):
Here's what I've heard with twenty three mates. Dude, I
heard that.

Speaker 1 (26:16):
It's it's the insurance companies want to buy up all
the info because then they have all the info on
people's medical history, his family medical history, so then they
can jack up your insurance.

Speaker 2 (26:27):
But how about it. It's just the fact, like, dude,
is your DNA? Yeah? My daughter got me mad because
she did. Because my daughter did, and she got me mad.

Speaker 6 (26:35):
I said, do you realize now, if I ever which
I don't plan to, but if I ever get caught
in some stuff and commit a crime, you know, and God,
God forbid, I leave a nose hair because it won't
be a head hair. I don't know him, so I
leave a nose hair behind. They got my DNA, they'll
be able to find me through what you gave them.
Just because you're my daughter. You can't do my DNA.
That's ridiculous thing. Do you want people having your d NA?

(26:57):
Do you want people out there with with what makes
you you?

Speaker 2 (27:00):
You don't say, like, what are they going to do
with it? But we don't know? Fun, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (27:05):
Hey, let's let's see. I don't know what percent Irish
am I what percent Italian?

Speaker 6 (27:10):
And then you wake up and they find your DNA
at a murder scene in Chicago.

Speaker 2 (27:14):
You're not as Italian as you thought.

Speaker 4 (27:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (27:17):
Well that's another thing too. You get those rude away things.
But you're not my father. Yeah, my wife found out
she was more Irish and Italian. Irish some German in me? Okay, yeah, Gary,
Me and you were from the streets. We've been in that,
we've been in the system. I don't know you. You
claim to be from a road and you're on an ass.
I don't know. We've been in this. Look. I don't

(27:38):
know about you, GARYT. But I know I've been. I've been, Gary,
I've been in the joint. He went to Cambridge. That's
a private score, right.

Speaker 3 (27:45):
I know.

Speaker 2 (27:45):
I know that I can't commit a crime and get
away with it because I'm in the system. You yeah, yeah,
really yeah. So I'm in Gary. I know what it's
like to be on the streets. I spent time. I
spent a Saturday morning in a cell four walls. Maybe
I got a hot meal, was a beach house full outs.

(28:06):
But he got in trouble. No, man, let me tell
you so. First of all, I got a clean record,
but I think I am my fingerprints from in the system.
So I think about that.

Speaker 1 (28:15):
I could never commit the perfect crime because I'm in
the system.

Speaker 2 (28:18):
Well you can if you wear gloves, right, yeah.

Speaker 1 (28:21):
Or I thought about this too. I would kill somebody,
then I would take their fingers and take their skin,
the fingers and put it over.

Speaker 2 (28:29):
I'm in the system.

Speaker 6 (28:30):
Yeah, That's why I worry about all that, like eye stuff,
like in order to get onto your phone, use the eye,
your eye scan or your face scan, you know, because
that doesn't stop people.

Speaker 2 (28:40):
Now, they just got to kill you to put your face.
I put a pin in my phone in years because
everything's face recognition. I don't do the face recognition. I
don't want I don't want my phone to know what.
There's one where you you hold your over top of
the butt right there.

Speaker 6 (28:57):
Why would you do why would you do that? You
give me your fingerprint. You used to never have to
give your fingerprint unless you got to rest it. Now
everybody's putting their fingerprint on the phone. Do you honestly
believe that that's not taking your fingerprint and putting it on.

Speaker 2 (29:12):
Everywhere like some big server.

Speaker 1 (29:15):
My wife will walk up to me with my phone
and just put it to my face and what are
you doing and trying to just open my phone, And
I'm like, that's not.

Speaker 2 (29:29):
Her eyes exactly. That's ridiculous. Yeo. And and like I said,
he for the argument, well, what are they gonna do
with it, I'm not doing anything. You don't look, man,
if you watch enough, not mainstream news. Mainstream news ain't
telling you nothing.

Speaker 6 (29:44):
But if you, if you search enough, you will see
that there's a bunch of people out there doing nothing,
just living their lives and getting swept up into some
crazy government stuff, you know, getting snatched out of.

Speaker 2 (29:56):
The house because of a meme. And that's another thing.
Like I just watched that the Niro movie on Netflix,
that new series Zero Day First of all, it's hard
to watch Robert Naro now because he's yes, but now
now you hear you can't talk.

Speaker 6 (30:17):
And he's like such an idiot. But I will throw
up the fact he's an old man. He's an old man,
you know what I'm saying. He's playing like a Biden
rod his his son. And he's also going a little
nutty in it, you know. But they make it like
they have a weapon that's making him nutty. They got
a weapon that's messing with his head.

Speaker 2 (30:38):
Making your music. If it's on the show, they have
the technology. I believe that, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 6 (30:45):
If it's on the show, they have the technology, and
they're sitting there from a distance messing with this dude's head,
you know. And then the whole thing is like they
just start arresting people, you know, they change the rules
where they don't need warrants, and they just started.

Speaker 2 (30:58):
Wrestling rescue for what you think just online.

Speaker 1 (31:02):
And it's gotta be true that Obama has a remote
control like a drone and that's how they move Biden.

Speaker 2 (31:08):
Probably listen.

Speaker 6 (31:09):
One thing we do know when it comes to drones,
nobody handles them better than this man.

Speaker 2 (31:15):
He's actually really good.

Speaker 1 (31:19):
Than any other You don't know what we're talking that,
just google Obama and drones and I love to kill
people with drones.

Speaker 2 (31:26):
He killed more people with drones than any other president.

Speaker 1 (31:30):
You say the Biden administration too, They and the word
they use was vaporized.

Speaker 2 (31:34):
So now I'm like, they just used the drunk. They
vaporized the wrong people.

Speaker 6 (31:37):
Well, you know, Obama was famous for the double tap,
which is illegal. What they do is the Obama spot, right,
and it's legal going against the Geneva Convention or rules
of war, which I don't believe.

Speaker 2 (31:48):
In rules of war war the rules of war, but
we decided to sign this. We made agreements. A double
tap is you hit a spot, blow it up, and.

Speaker 6 (31:57):
Then you wait for the paramedics and everybody that to
clean it in, and when they start cleaning it up,
you hit him again.

Speaker 2 (32:04):
He was he was top notch for that.

Speaker 6 (32:05):
That was his number one rule. So he's basically he
basically yeah, no, he he is a He is a
watch McCall, the war man.

Speaker 2 (32:13):
He should be.

Speaker 1 (32:14):
He should be along with the Bush, along with the Clinton.
And he was also the best president we have ever had,
best speaking president.

Speaker 4 (32:24):
He made me.

Speaker 6 (32:25):
No other president made me feel so comfortable as we
were running around destroying people.

Speaker 2 (32:30):
Yes, he he made me feel at peace, relax. He
could sell a car. Yeah, he did have swagger. He
did some of the things he did.

Speaker 6 (32:41):
We're gonna kill a lot of people, but it's won't
affect you. I'm like, okay, he's not gonna affect me. Ahead,
OBAMAA do what you gotta do.

Speaker 2 (32:50):
But I'll tell you what. Obama comes into the studio
right now.

Speaker 6 (32:58):
Oh yeah, the picture of him, he looks like he's
really cool to hang out. You know, you get him
the younger Bush in the same room, and you know what.

Speaker 2 (33:08):
Drinking Biden. Let's let's Biden's son. That's a part of
me and Scottie versus him and Mike and basketball. I
mean that's what I say. Obama could play ball man. Yeah,
all right, look Gary it with a broken toe? Where

(33:28):
can people find you? And where are you gonna be?

Speaker 1 (33:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (33:31):
I also canceled the show that night to which is
you your broken toe?

Speaker 1 (33:34):
Can?

Speaker 2 (33:35):
I couldn't get on the stack.

Speaker 6 (33:38):
I could have get moved the first day. I couldn't move, man,
But you could check me out at a c jokes
dot com man. I'll be back there on Thursday with
even if a.

Speaker 3 (33:46):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (33:47):
They asked me if I want to paint pills. I
don't like. I mean, that's why my party on Saturday.
You can, man, you got old man Tis ended eleven. Yeah,
everybody out.

Speaker 1 (33:57):
I would get there, get there at two pm, PERI perfect,
all right.

Speaker 2 (34:01):
Starts at what time? Seven? I got an eight in
a ten show that night. I'm headline in the tent
a money. Come on, you could come if you wanted to. Gary,
I wouldn't invite Ray. You need a ride, I'll take
you up.

Speaker 4 (34:19):
All right.

Speaker 2 (34:19):
Look Gary, I'm actually near you.

Speaker 4 (34:21):
Dude.

Speaker 2 (34:21):
You are near me now. I could pick you up
on the way there. Yeah, no need I know you
are on an avenue. Now I can find you.

Speaker 1 (34:27):
Man.

Speaker 6 (34:27):
Also check out raded G with Garby G and Brian
Tlacotta Anywhere you get your Last night's podcast was probably
one of our best, man.

Speaker 2 (34:34):
Check it out. It was great. We had mad people
watching live and it was funnest. It was I was drunk,
nice and we were taking shots and it was great. Yeh,
fun man.

Speaker 1 (34:43):
All right, look, Gary Garcia, check out jokes dot Com.

Speaker 2 (34:46):
We get back man, We'll do some trash, oh, trash anything,
thirty on.

Speaker 6 (35:04):
Anything, racket rock or roughings, love frash.

Speaker 2 (35:13):
Oh, this is sad, man. I know we're dayly and
on this, but Val Kilmer's dead. Yeah. Best known for
me in Tombstone. Tombstone, Yeah, and then I don't know
if he's best known for that, but that's his best role.
I mean him playing Doc Holliday in Tombstone, a great movie,
but he steals that whole movie. Great.

Speaker 1 (35:32):
Has Jim Morrison in The Doors one of the worst
Batman we ever had, right, No, George Clooney. You thought
George Clooney was worse? Yes, Yeah, George Clooney is definitely
the worst batman. Val got it in a weird time
where Michael Keaton was still like you still probably should
have had Michael Keaton as Batman, and then Val kind
of took it great. Top Gun Ice, come on, we

(35:54):
all know Ice even made a even even uh you know,
uh dying of lung.

Speaker 2 (36:01):
Cancer or throw cancer with some type of cancer made
an appearance in the last Top Gun movie.

Speaker 1 (36:07):
Yeah, I think that was real life. That was real
It was a documentary. I'll just do what I do, man,
you can see it.

Speaker 2 (36:14):
Sad man. It was about three years ago documentary came
out about his life and yeah, and he hasn't been
able to talk in like.

Speaker 1 (36:20):
Ten years, and just a crazy, crazy life. He was
a sex symbol, like he was supposed to be the
next Tom Cruise and he just kind of gave up
on Hollywood. He was like, I hate this, I hate
you guys. I want to make real movies. And by
like the late nineties, he was like, yeah, I'm out
and like good. Yeah, he's like he's like I tried

(36:42):
to be there with the movie star guy and he
was and he ended up popping every now and then
into a movie here and there. But other than that,
man he lived, I think it was out in Arizona,
Like he lived on like his little you know, had
a nice place out there, and that was right life
his life.

Speaker 2 (36:56):
I think he like painted pictures, you know, painted with
a lot of turquoise, because that's what you do when
you live in Arizona.

Speaker 1 (37:02):
But yeah, rest in peace. The Great Val Kilmer sixty
five years old, young man, young man, and I go
back and watch The Doors.

Speaker 2 (37:11):
He's so good.

Speaker 4 (37:12):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (37:13):
He kind of lost himself in that movie because he
took on the persona of Jim Morrison. I mean, like
maybe an unhealthy amount. Well, they say those pilots put
a lot of tacks on their body.

Speaker 1 (37:23):
Man.

Speaker 2 (37:25):
Sidney Sweeney, now everyone knows who she is. She's a
hot actress.

Speaker 1 (37:29):
Right now, they're saying now that Sidney Sween broke up
right her marriage or her she was engaged, the wedding
fell apart.

Speaker 2 (37:40):
It's now her and the fiance broke up because of
a Philadelphia Eagle. Ooh, is it a starter or no name? Starter?
A big super Bowl?

Speaker 3 (37:54):
Was it?

Speaker 2 (37:54):
The kid? That it's good for him?

Speaker 1 (37:57):
So they're saying that she she not him, she is
infatuated with him and broke up with the fiance to
be with Cooper Dejean. We could maybe that will be
our Taylor Swift. As Philly fans, we will get Sydney
Sweeney in the box. Congrats to Jennifer Lawrence. Didn't even
know she was pregnant. She just had her second kid.

Speaker 2 (38:18):
Over the weekend. I got a huge crush on this
front man.

Speaker 1 (38:20):
Congrats Jennifer Lawrence. She see him to kind of drop
out of Hollywood just to go live a normal life.
So she has a three year old son and now
she has an infant. That's Jennifer Lawrence. Congrats, lucky guy.
Megan Markle remember her. She she's a queen or a
princess or something. She's one of those things. But she

(38:42):
started by opening up briefcases on a Howie Mandel game show.

Speaker 2 (38:46):
Is she the princess? Did they call through princess? I
think so. I think that's what you are, right, Megan Markle.
Her lifestyle brand, it has a hiccup. Apparently they sent
out a newsletter because people want to do everything making
Markle does, and they spelled official role. Of course they did,

(39:07):
so they had to go and redo a newsletter because
they spelled official roll. Yeah, you know what, this is
easy to do. I guess they were trying to tag
it on Instagram and they missed the eye.

Speaker 1 (39:20):
So it's O F F I C I al she
missed the second eye. Every time I post something on
social media, I'll read it. I'll read it thirty times
I post it, I go back and there's something that
I messed up on.

Speaker 2 (39:37):
Every time.

Speaker 1 (39:39):
This broad was big in the nineties. She was on
a show called NYPD Blue. I think she even won
an Emmy. Kim Delaney was her name. Likes to have
a few drinks, got drunk over the weekend, got behind
the wheel of a car and tried to run.

Speaker 2 (39:51):
Over her husband. Sounds like a lot of fun. I
know she's crazy, but it sounds like a lot of fun.

Speaker 1 (39:58):
Where's the husband at that? You're able to take our
shot at him? Are we drive away for him to
get home?

Speaker 2 (40:02):
Driveway?

Speaker 6 (40:03):
What it is?

Speaker 1 (40:04):
Get out of his car and just run them down? Yeah,
I want to know more about the toxic relationship they have.

Speaker 2 (40:10):
She's been she's been busted a couple of times, like
public drunkenness, that kind of stuff. There you go, some
trash for it. Buying a new car might make you
say things like I can't.

Speaker 1 (40:21):
One hundred point sevens the XL South Jersey's rock stations
ZXL Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (40:27):
You know, I don't think our wives give me and
you enough credit. I'll be honest.

Speaker 1 (40:32):
We were putting a pretty dicey situation a couple of
nights ago, and me and you were like perfect husbands.

Speaker 2 (40:39):
Like we handed that whole situation. You hear my wife
how in saying she was on the phone.

Speaker 1 (40:44):
Yeah, I mean, I'm not even gonna repeat what she
said about these girls to be honest, we were me
and you were hosting a Hooter's Bikini patchet. And beforehand
we look, we know the people running it, you know,
Ronnie and the crew over at Hooters. I've known Ronnie's
going on twenty some odd years. So when we go
over there, we hang out and and we're sitting there
with the guy who runs the joint. So the girls

(41:06):
come over. So it's me and you and the guy,
and then all like six girls are now sitting around us,
to the point where like everyone in Hooters is looking
at us, going like, whoa, you're hogging up all the
all the young ladies.

Speaker 2 (41:20):
What's going on?

Speaker 1 (41:22):
Eric cut the stream. My wife wanting this dude, me
and you perfect gentleman. Yeah, we were a perfect gentleman. Well,
here's how I make it's so awkward that the girls
just want to walk away. Here's how here's how awkward
it was. Well for me, because it's me, you and Ronnie.
We sit down. The next thing, you know, you know, Ronnie,
he's you know, he's he's got he's talking to the
girls manager and they're from different Hooters and everything else.

(41:44):
So they all sit down. Well, now in comes my food.
Here comes to my chicken seedar salad in the boneless wings. Yeah,
I'm like move God damn. So now I'm gonna sit
at the table. Everyone else is just drinking. No one
else has food, So now I got to be the
one that eats in front of everybody. Even one of
the girls asked one of the boneless wings. I'm like, yeah,
they're for the table. Now I get nine of them,
you know, But dude, how great is it me?

Speaker 2 (42:05):
And you have nothing in common with a nineteen year
old Hooters girl, zero, like zero to talk about nothing.

Speaker 1 (42:10):
There is nothing they want to talk to me about,
and there's nothing that I need to talk to them about. Yeah,
so then it turns into how awkward can we make
this conversation?

Speaker 2 (42:20):
Where does it get to the point where they're just
completely mortified by the way.

Speaker 1 (42:26):
Ronnie was super impressed with the way we went back
and forth. It was like it was like a tennis match.
His head is going back and forth because we're just
laying it on these girls. And then and then we
did the thing too where like our buddy shows up,
but it's that weird thing where like we're kind of
at like a VIP table and our buddy sits down
and he's really not welcome at this VIP table.

Speaker 2 (42:45):
Nope.

Speaker 1 (42:45):
And it's like, Okay, now this is going to be interesting,
and because now we've put him in this world that
he didn't ask to be put in and not a
bad world to be in, though not a bad world
to be in. And now I'm trying to like cause
now I'm being questioned like how did we know this
guy and why is he here? And I'm trying to
make up lies like oh, yeah, the guy plays our

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security when we're at places, and like I'm just trying
to make up funny excuses to get the guy, like
to make sure he can stay.

Speaker 5 (43:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (43:12):
And then it turned into like, well, where which ones
do you think we're from? Because I guess from all
different hooters. Yes, they were from all around the Tristate area,
naming a bunch of different cities. It's like, you look
like you're from Detroit. She's like, why you look like
Eminem and like I'm trying to make you uncomfortable. The
girl uncomfortable. The girl said that who's Eminem?

Speaker 4 (43:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (43:32):
Yeah, yeah that was me and you. There's just no
reason for us to sit at the table with nineteen
year old girls the age of my daughters, and.

Speaker 1 (43:39):
No disrespect to the girls. Listen, they're lovely, beautiful young women.
I think they're gonna accomplish many things in their lives.
But as we're walking from one venue to the other,
the people are sitting at car mines. Now it's you,
I and Ronnie. We got drinks and we're with these
girls who could either be beautiful young ladies that are
intelligent get ready to be in a bikini contest. Or

(44:00):
it could be prostitutes because they have unless they had
little dresses. They had little dresses on, yes, or like
you know, dad, like really, yeah, they were, they were.

Speaker 2 (44:09):
They were.

Speaker 1 (44:10):
They were in a bikini pageant where the first round
it was a little cocktail dress. I'll take away, okay,
I won't say prostute, I'll say maybe they were exotic dancers,
women of the nights, women of the night, Yes, just
any if you took us out of the bikini pageant,
it would look awkward. Sure like someone takes that picture
and my wife doesn't know what I'm doing, and it
gets back to my wife with social media, it's it's over,

(44:31):
it's done.

Speaker 5 (44:31):
How am I?

Speaker 2 (44:32):
Honestly, that could have happened.

Speaker 1 (44:33):
I mean, imagine one of my daughter's friends walks in
and there is you know, Abby and Joey's dad sitting
with six or seven you know, nineteen twenty twenty one
year old girls in cocktail dresses. Yeah, yeah, right, like
it would look a little awkward. And I'm gonna bleep
this out. But I get on the phone with my
wife and the first thing out of her mouth was

(44:54):
how was night? And I said, Dad is way way
out of a lot. She was being very judgmental. It
was very judgment And the girls look great.

Speaker 2 (45:03):
And all the.

Speaker 1 (45:04):
Pictures are going to be up at Facebook dot com
forwards last Jojo and Scotty.

Speaker 2 (45:07):
You can see how beautiful the girls are.

Speaker 1 (45:08):
Always to be honest too, I mean you did all
the you were doing the just the like the their background.
One's going to radiology, to school in Delaware. They're all
doing amazing.

Speaker 2 (45:20):
She's a blue hen. Yeah, and I think I even
talked to her that she might know my daughter. And
then my wife said.

Speaker 1 (45:26):
Then my wife comes at me with this, I should
have done all that when I was younger, and I
was like, yeah, I was all that mean I should
have worked at Hooters.

Speaker 2 (45:36):
I should have and she's thrown in my face.

Speaker 1 (45:38):
I'm like she but I think she said she could
have been a strip, Like, where the what on earth
are you throwing that in my face?

Speaker 2 (45:45):
She's on a work trip. Yeah, it sounded like she
had a couple of cocktails last night. I got questions.
Look we get out, we get back and knock out
some headlines.

Speaker 1 (45:59):
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Speaker 2 (46:06):
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Speaker 1 (46:12):
Earlier in the show, we were talking about we had
a great event a couple nights ago at Hooters over
at Tropicana. It was actually at Firewaters, but it was
the Hooters girls having a big old bikini pageant. Some
of the girls are getting shipped out the vegas that
ended up winning the pageant.

Speaker 2 (46:29):
It's like we've watched this girls growing up. We've been there.
I don't know how we've been doing for years. So
I'm sitting there.

Speaker 1 (46:34):
We'll go back twenty five years twenty two thousand and two,
Jesus so g man. So I'm sitting with Ronnie the
manager over there, and yeah, we were talking about it,
like yeah, man, like we started all this the Trump Marina.

Speaker 2 (46:46):
Yeah, like that.

Speaker 1 (46:47):
It goes back like like our president was a judge,
was at a bunch of these Hooters bikini pageants years ago.
So uh so, you know, look, last year we got
a call from Hooters and said, hey, I know you
guys are in retirement, you don't do bikini pageants anymore,
but could you guys come back and do one more.

Speaker 2 (47:08):
I was on the porch, I was in a rocking chair,
sip and lemonade. Dude. It was our Aaron Rodgers moment.
It was the Jets.

Speaker 1 (47:14):
So that so the Jets call us up and we're like, okay,
you know what, Yeah, we'll come out of retirement.

Speaker 2 (47:20):
So last year we killed it right, but we started.
I started to feel like I was that.

Speaker 1 (47:24):
Bridge quarterback where the I'm the old guy that's bridging
in the new generation. Listen, I'd love to pass it
on to somebod Nobody can do what you and I
did last or two nights ago.

Speaker 2 (47:36):
Which is it's super easy. It should be easy to
should be so we crushed it.

Speaker 5 (47:41):
Man.

Speaker 2 (47:41):
They call us up and they say, look, can you
come back this year and do it again? Can you
do a Hooters bikini pageant? Me and you were like
all right, all right, but like I think this is
gonna be it. Like this is now Aaron Rodgers going
to the Vikings or going to the Steelers, you know what,
I go because of the food and what I thought
would he gambling?

Speaker 5 (47:59):
Like, So.

Speaker 2 (48:02):
Now the thing is, it's they're being very kind. They're like,
can you guys come and host, But we're also gonna
have two girls that are very attractive that are gonna
host two But the girls aren't ready yet the host.

Speaker 1 (48:15):
So now my job is to try and push them
out of the nest and let them fly right Like okay, girls,
like here's what you need to do. Like we almost
did a boot camp for how to host a bikini
pageant for these girls last night.

Speaker 2 (48:28):
And I'll tell you what, from last year to this year,
the girls got a whole lot better. Sure you're the
mister Miaga. It's a waxf wax.

Speaker 1 (48:36):
It's a weird thing. There's there there's a new like
a new bikini pageant crew that's coming in and an
old school one. And the old school guys are kind
of hanging on to knee to host the bikini pageant.
You're the veteran trying to get a quarterback. But the
new hip kids that are running the bikini pageant, they

(48:57):
want these attractive young girls to host it.

Speaker 2 (49:00):
So now I'm in that.

Speaker 1 (49:01):
I'm in a weird middle ground where dude, I literally
played strip club DJ last I did where my goal,
I guess, was to just announce the girl's names and
get them up on stage, and then I gave it
over to some other girls who were on the stage.
I like, I don't I don't even get to the stage.
Now I'm behind the bar. Listen, I am the strip

(49:24):
club DJ. Now for the bikini patch. Oh, I jump
on the talk back and when you listen back, you
and I were a strip club DJ last night.

Speaker 2 (49:32):
You were the MC and the Tucks.

Speaker 1 (49:33):
I mean we killed it is the strip club, yeah,
and I'm behind the scenes here playing the strippers music.

Speaker 2 (49:39):
I mean the music. It's a whole thing. It's a
strip club. We did a strip club last night. I'm not.

Speaker 1 (49:44):
And the woman who was running it, you know, getting
all the girls organized, was very nice. But she was
a little chaotic and she gave me all these bios
because the girls have bios, you know, for the bikini
patchet and dude, it was like she likes walks in
the park and like crocheting, and I'm like, I can't
use this like it was.

Speaker 5 (50:01):
It was.

Speaker 2 (50:02):
It was tough. But I and I say it every year,
but I think that might be our last year. It
was up to my wife, it would be.

Speaker 1 (50:08):
I think this is where we decide to call it
a day. We don't need to play for the Steelers
of the Vikings. Let's just retire. Some may or may

(50:36):
not get this. That's seven ten, man, I don't. That
is the fantasy show. Years ago we saw you club
that we had growing up, no alcohol, you eighteen enough
to get in man.

Speaker 2 (50:46):
That was it was that an air horn at the
end of and that's all it might have been. I
didn't play the air hoorn. We didn't have the sound effect.
But listening back to it, I think we're done. I
think this is I think. I think me and you
don't ever need to do it again. It's the muffling
of the sound system. It's music.

Speaker 1 (51:04):
There's a whole when you yeah, I mean that is
about a strip club DJs again, and it's not just hey,
here's Shila, it's his and I got really pronounce yeah
because so I need to brief the girls before they
go out because names are so outrageous now, Like that
girl's name was Ormani. Yeah, oh r beautiful young lady.

(51:26):
But Ormani. I'm like, I'm looking at it. I go say,
ok So, I'm like, okay, so this is how you
pronounce your name or mon Yeah Ormani. I was like, okay,
let's get let's let's get into it.

Speaker 5 (51:39):
Is that.

Speaker 2 (51:41):
W h O R. Another one was Shamine. These are
it was almost like WHOA good for these?

Speaker 1 (51:49):
So like I gotta I gotta brief these girls and okay,
this is how you pronounce your name, right, Tiera Tierra
had a birthday.

Speaker 2 (51:55):
We had a birthday shout out.

Speaker 1 (51:57):
On Jennifer and the whole building that was one Jennifer
Becky Susie like a real easy name.

Speaker 2 (52:02):
Yeah, yeah, here's Samantha. Everybody. Uh so, uh yeah, I
think we're all done. We're gonna hang it up.

Speaker 1 (52:08):
We're gonna hang our bikini pageant hosting. We're gonna hang
that belt up. And that's gonna be it.

Speaker 2 (52:13):
I think we're all done. We wanna thank Hooters.

Speaker 1 (52:15):
It was a great time, but I think we are
gonna let Emily and Bella take over from now on.

Speaker 2 (52:21):
They were they were great, but I think they can
now run the show.

Speaker 1 (52:24):
Explaining to my wife, did we didn't get paid but
we got paid in twenty Yeah? Yeah, probably my favorite part. Yeah,
that's how that's it's called bartering.

Speaker 2 (52:33):
Look, we get back. We'll don think we just think
you have you think you've got it bad. I don't
think we have it bad.

Speaker 1 (52:42):
A new declassified CIA documents show just how long the
United States government has been searching for Noah's Arc. Since
at least nineteen fifty seven. The Intelligence agency has been
on the hunt and been specifically interested in a location
eighteen miles south of Mount rot in Turkey. Between nineteen

(53:02):
seventy four and nineteen eighty two. Satellite technology was also
brought into the search, along with spyplanes. To this point, however,
the arc has yet to be discovered. Actually it's the CIA,
so maybe they did and we just don't know.

Speaker 2 (53:17):
The Age of artificial intelligence has introduced the new headache
for businesses. The new four TOZ model has introduced a
fresher picture creator, which excels at producing text within visuals.
Is that the iPhone? I don't know now.

Speaker 1 (53:32):
Stores and restaurants are discovering how dangerous the tech can
be as people are now able to create and print
ultra realistic looking receipts with these businesses are finding people
are getting refunds on purchases that they were never made
or they were never made, and getting reimbursed for work
expenses that were never actually paid for, potentially causing businesses
millions of dollars.

Speaker 2 (53:53):
Got to be dangerous. But what it is dangerous? Okay?
What am I danger for this? Let's do this.

Speaker 1 (53:59):
I guess the iPhone four? Oh, no, it's a four zero.
I don't know up from thirteen?

Speaker 2 (54:04):
Now, yeah, this is it says four to Oh, I
don't know. I guess the I's iPhone. I don't know
how many? How many lenses are on the back? I
could tell you, like I have three on the back
of my three. I think I have four? Yeah, well mine?
When I take a.

Speaker 1 (54:19):
Pish it too, I take a picture with my phone
and the picture comes out the bottom, and then I
have to wave the picture back and forth and then
the picture.

Speaker 2 (54:27):
Yeah, I can see the picture after that. Yeah, that
was a thing.

Speaker 1 (54:30):
You know.

Speaker 2 (54:30):
A couple of years ago, we bought my daughter a
Polaroid cameracks. They tried to bring it back the old school, right, Yeah,
they wanted something tangible to hold in their hands.

Speaker 1 (54:37):
Again, It's like the old nintendem. I liked it for
about thirty minutes and that was it. I was done,
And then you realize that, Yeah, there was a reason
that we got better video games.

Speaker 2 (54:44):
Second Mo Bowl was stupid. You had a twenty five
percent chance of just destroying your friend's play and if
you were Bo Jackson, you won. That's it, just wiggle
back and forth the whole way.

Speaker 1 (54:52):
If one of your gen Z work colleagues really wanted
to find out how old you are, they might only
have to look at your email address. For example, when
Gmo first became a thing, it was invitation only and
it was easy to get an email address with your
first and last name at gmail dot com, no additional letters, numbers,
or symbols needed. There's a sure sign of a certain age.

Speaker 2 (55:11):
I get it.

Speaker 1 (55:12):
Then there's those people still who are using things like
AOL or Earthlink. Even us man like I gotta get
people's email addresses when they win stuff, and when they
say AOL it does make me laugh.

Speaker 2 (55:23):
Old school man, Yeah, it is old school. Well, you
have a live account, right, So some Hotmail for a
while ran out of email addresses and they went a
live for like this weird like year period.

Speaker 1 (55:35):
It was like in like two thousand and seven, and
that's when I had to get a new email. So
I'm like one of the few people that has live
dot com.

Speaker 2 (55:44):
It's just Hotmail, but for Hotmail at the time they
didn't have any more Hotmail accounts.

Speaker 1 (55:48):
Yeah, every day I try to get Joe at gmail
dot com. Not available, not available. It's gonna be a while.
I think it's gonna guys, got it me sitting on it.

Speaker 2 (55:56):
But it's like I get it, like even now.

Speaker 1 (55:58):
Like you know, kids, if you were born with a
one nine, right, Like if you were born in a nineteen,
kids are like, what like me and you hosted a
bikini pageant. Not one of the girls was born with
a nineteen Nope, right, some were nineteen.

Speaker 2 (56:18):
Look there you go. Those who believe a bed you
not so much. I say, you've all lovers.

Speaker 1 (56:23):
April launch Point seven ZXL South Jersey's rock station zx
I thinking you got a bed. You were talking about
AI now and what you can do with AI bro.
It is crazy. So my wife gets a real estate license. Okay,
so she needs a head shot. She takes just a
regular picture of her and puts it on this website. Again,

(56:44):
we're just giving I don't know, some other country, our lugs,
our eyes, yea like.

Speaker 2 (56:48):
This everything and they make it up do like a headshot.

Speaker 1 (56:52):
It comes up with like ten pictures of her. Now listen,
my wife's a beautiful woman right again.

Speaker 2 (56:58):
Takes the perfect picture, like what one has a headshot.
It's perfect.

Speaker 1 (57:02):
It's like if that's you can't like docked it it
all up and made her look you can. Skin's perfect,
the hair's perfect. And it's scary because that's why you
can't trust pictures anymore. Yeah, because everything could be doctor. Yeah,
it's free, like any little thing could be doctor. And
it's like a professional picture. Like it's not just like
a good picture of my wife. It's like her what
a like a realtor would wear, like a like a
nice you know thing.

Speaker 2 (57:22):
She got great. You know, the rat looks amazing. Everything.

Speaker 1 (57:25):
It was a blazer with money signs on it. This
is how it looks, and like she's standing in the
middle of a city street. I'm like, I did see
the picture and I thought that was like. I'm like
when you because I was. We were on the phone
with her not that long ago, and I'm like, when
did she get this done? Between us being on the
phone with her in a car last night and this morning.
Somehow she got this picture done. AI just put it

(57:47):
right there on AI and we talked to the people
here at iHeart too, I like AIA. We got to
jump on, like you know how we were behind on Facebook,
like we never thought it would take off.

Speaker 2 (57:55):
My Space. We're a team my Space life. We stayed
with who was our friend Tom?

Speaker 1 (58:00):
It was the name, it was us, and then then
it just became Tom and us. We got to jump
on and say, I think, man, it's crazy. Here's how okay.
So so I'm talking to a buddy. Now he's studying
for an exam. What he'll do is he'll go to
an AI and he'll put in the topic of the exam. Now,
this is where you and I are just so replaceable
now in this world, not even from a show in

(58:20):
another market. They would put a they put like, I
don't talk about like something going on in the world
or whatever.

Speaker 2 (58:26):
AI A good cop, bad cop.

Speaker 1 (58:29):
AI would develop a full blown conversation between two people
about whatever subject.

Speaker 2 (58:34):
It is, like, uh, like I'm studying for I'm studying
to go to school to be I don't know whatever.

Speaker 1 (58:39):
It's counterpoint, dude, it's you're learning through AI because now
it's a podcast that could go on for an hour
about the subject.

Speaker 2 (58:47):
You's crazy. You don't know anymore exactly.

Speaker 1 (58:50):
It ridiculous, man. Yeah, so yeah, she put an AI
picture up there, perfect picture.

Speaker 2 (58:55):
So what's the crazy world we live in? You got AI?

Speaker 1 (58:58):
Then? Now genders? You know, I don't know if you're
a boy or a girl. It's it's it's a crazy
world we're in.

Speaker 2 (59:04):
You know what. There's no trust anymore now, I can't
trust anybody.

Speaker 1 (59:07):
I used to be, you know what, you used to
be able to pick up a respectable hooker and know
what you were getting. Not anymore like I think in
the in the world of a fifty year fifty one
year old man, I'm I'm a six and a half.
I could put my picture in AI. Dude, I could
be an eight and a half. I picked that right
up on a grinder all the time. Like you see

(59:27):
social media pictures and then you see the person in
real life and go, that's not the same person.

Speaker 2 (59:31):
Yeah, Like you used to have to work out it.

Speaker 1 (59:32):
Like a girl will take a picture for like on
online dating site and it would be like the breast
up and you're like, damn, you know she she's stick
on the bottom.

Speaker 2 (59:40):
A I can make that look whatever you work and
look like.

Speaker 1 (59:42):
And then you see him in That's why you don't
want to see people in real life because it's not
as good. Yeah, when I meet girls online, I hide
behind a bush and I tell them to wait for
me in the food court, you know, and I look
at him. I'm like, ah, yeah, I don't want to
talk to this one. It's so yeah, I got a
shallow Hallett. Hey, everybody, thanks your calls and they always
welcome on the show. Gleam when you're all if it
stay there, we'll kick off that rock block. It is

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