TUESDAY 4-8-25

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
Wake Up, Wake Up, Wake up, Wake Up.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
In a world of fowl mediocre radio, in a time
of regulations and rules, under the scrutiny of bosses and management,
one show breaks all the rules to deliver entertaining, compelling
and educated radios and stand above all the rest. And

(00:37):
this show, isn't it?

Speaker 1 (00:42):
Hey man? Good morning, good morning to everybody, not just
do everybody out there, good morning y'all. You know what, No,
it's not a good morning, not till we start getting
some nice spring weather. Yesterday, it's cold, it's rainy. I'm
listening all night, my heaters kicking on. This ain't no spring.
I mean I have I left the show thinking today

(01:04):
I'm gonna go to the gym. Today I get home.
It's raining and cold. Who doesn't go to the gym?
I gonna go to the gym. Yeah. I only go
to the gym if it's sunny and night outside. Yeah. Yeah,
it's yeah. Yeah. Yesterday was one of those just a
depressing date. It was just a miserable out all day
and then just cold too, the worst, Like I have
nobody in my house, so it's like, I don't know.
It's fun for like the first hour or two and

(01:24):
then I'm like, then I got caught into that white
LOADUS show for like one episode, and are you just
sitting without your wife?

Speaker 3 (01:31):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:32):
Okay, So I wanted to check out the first episode
to see if I would even like it. Yeah, it's okay, slow,
I'm not into it yet, but we'll see. I've given
a shot. It's good. This is gonna be A's already
into it. She already shoos like a couple episodes in.
I'm like, well, when did you start it? This is
gonna be a tough show for you because you have
to you have to pay attention and dive in, and

(01:53):
you you a lot of times would like get through
a half episode and then bay while fall asleep too,
Like I found myself dozing off yesterday. I'm like, this,
this is a show where you can't jump in like
three episodes in because that So I started with the
third season. Then now I went back finished the first season.

(02:13):
Now I'm in the midst of the second season. Can
you do that that you start the seasons over again? Yeah,
and it very there's very little overlap, almost none from
season to season. Oh okay, it's so it's like it
starts a whole new storyline the third season. Are they
still at the resort a new resort in Thailand? I
get people. No, No, it's a whole new storyline each season.

(02:33):
This is like Gilligan's Island. It's honestly, it's like a
cooler Twin Peaks version of Fantasy Island. Okay, yeah, okay,
Fantasy Island. I get it. Yeah, and you go and
you you know, you're just delving these people's lives for
you know, the week or two that they're at the resort. Oh,
you know, it's a nice resort, the one in Thailand
makes you want to go to Thailand. Somebody dies, right,

(02:55):
find that the first episode first we'll get into Yeah, yes,
people die in the Yes, dude's wife dies. Yeah, the
dude's white. They open the scene that he's in the
airport and they're asking him about his vacation and they're
I guess they're loading his wife's body on the plane.
Spoiler alert it's episode one, season one. Everybody relaxed, y. Yeah,

(03:18):
the first episode, he's in the airport, the old people
are asking him about his trip. He's like, honestly, he's like,
just fu, you don't know, that's it's not I'm telling
the young guy, right, yeah, his wife got shot. Right, No,
that's why I'm already lost. I gotta keep this wife.
Got where where are you at? They said? They said?
When he mentioned the resort, she said, the old lady said,

(03:39):
oh my god, we heard somebody got shot there. And
they said, yeah, they're loading the body on the plane.
First episode. That's not his wife. Oh it's not. I
don't know, yeah, no, yeah, why is his wife not
win him? I got a question? It because you got
to watch the but no, watch the show. The answer
is when you watch the show man, you need to
sit down together after the show and watch this thing.

(04:00):
And his wife is the hot girl from Baywatch. Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah,
it's great. Alexandra de Daddyo, Hey everybody, it is Tuesday.
Let's find a the XL Workforce employed days who will
be on that storyline? I'm like, what story? Why is it?
Why is his wife coming back from the resort? Because
there's you gotta watch the episodes. Obviously got shot, no

(04:20):
one got shot that scenario, no one. That's you jumped
into season three. I bet you you're I'm gonna go back.
I just finished season one. Okay, got who's the workforce,
who's gonna be today? We got nothing nothing, just some
good talk about the white Lotus of honor tickets now, no,
we're out of them already. Yeah we had to yesterday. Yeah,

(04:42):
all right, all done everybody. Uh hey uh yeah. See
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Not giving you anything, do it line, I can go
all right it and we'll do it. Lit and things sucks.

(05:04):
I'm scotty. Good morning. Here's some news. Feel use. On
a Tuesday, juvenile was arrested over the weekend after she
stabbed a teen acquaintance in Cumberland County. Officers were called
to a residence and the one hundred block of Church
Street and bridged in on Sunday afternoon and found a
sixteen year old girl sixteen year old boy bleeding from
a stab wound. He was taken to a local medical

(05:25):
facility and treated. He was later released. Police charged a
fifteen year old girl on a juvenile complaint with aggravated
assault with a weapon. What's with the stabbing lately? It
was a kid that got stabbed by another kid? Was
some something happening. The story I just said, Yeah, this
is a different one they're making a big deal about.
It was a kid was under it was like a

(05:46):
track meeter. He stabbed the guy went in his bag.
The kid the other kid. That's like a national story.
This story happened twenty minutes for me. But uh yeah,
and that's sad man, And people are raising money for
the kid that stabbed them. Yeah, he's kind of coming
off as the victim here because you feel like he
got bullied. But I don't know, man, I don't know
the real details about that. I like the story where

(06:08):
the girl hit the girl in the head with the baton.
Oh that was from a while ago. That she was
about a month ago. It's going on in these track meets.
Sure running around the track and he starts whacking the
girl in the back of the head with the batas kids,
they are animals at these track meets. Doge announced fifty
one million dollars in cuts from the US African Development Foundation,

(06:28):
which includes hundreds of thousands of dollars for marketing shade
butter and pineapple juice, as well as mango drying facilities.
Doge made the announcement on Twitter About two hundred and
thirty thousand dollars was used to market one organic shade
butter in a town in uh Africa. Another two hundred
and fifty thousand was spent on mango drying facilities in

(06:50):
the Ivory Coast, and two hundred and forty thousand dollars
was spent on marketing pineapple juice in another town. We're
really pushing the juice, huh. Yeah. We spent one hundred
thousand dollars to increase people eating yogurt in Uganda. Another
one hundred thousand dollars was spent on an incubator for
spa and wellness centers in Nigeria, and fifty thousand dollars

(07:15):
was spent to train farmers on how to grow dragon fruit.
It's amazing if you have a problem with what he's doing,
and that the attack of Tesla and everything else, and
that the protesting went over the weekend. Who has time
to protest? Tesla's new Jersey is fighting back against AI photos.
On Wednesday, Governor Murphy signed legislation that established the civil
and criminal penalties for people who produced the material. The

(07:38):
new law was partially inspired by a girl who said
students used the AI to place her head on pornographic images.
Remember I told you I googled that last week. That's
when I was going that story. Boy, Yeah, I googled
a bad Google high school pornograph fall. Yeah yeah. Governor
Murphy signed the new law making the posting of non
consensual deep fakes a crime. In I put myself on

(08:01):
that thing with the hottest girl in high school. That's news.
What about sports? Florida beat Houston sixty five to sixty three,
and that's a rap on college basketball. He beat the
Sixers one seventeen, one oh five. There's the Sixers are
still playing Sixers Wizards. That's tomorrow, Flyers Rangers. Flyers are
still playing Flyers Rangers. That's tomorrow. Phil's braves. That's gonna

(08:22):
be tonight's seven to fifteen start. They were off yesterday
listening to the game right here at ZXL. We are
your official Philadelphia Phillies or radios. Did you know there
was a Sixers game last week where they were missing
ten starters. Yeah, it could be. There's only eight guys
on the bench, isn't there. Yeah. I think we're gonna
have to start rebuilding the process. I want you to
take kids off of the street. Put them on that

(08:43):
far off, put them in the sixers, just like that
Invincible movie. Put him on the squad man, let him
go play ball. I mean, I think you got Paul.
George's gone and Bead's probably gonna be gone. Embiid may
never play again. Right, you'll never get a full season
out of them. Like it's nuts hey, sun and clouds
and a chance of rain today, High four twenty seven,
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(09:03):
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Rock station ZXL Morning Show, one hundred point seven ZXL
South Jerseys Rock Station ZXL More Show. I should have
just taken it, man. I have three barrels of ozempek
right at my house. My doctor gave me. He's like, here,

(09:25):
this is gonna help me. Is it a shot, It's
a shot you gotta take. Yeah, you give yourself a shot,
which is kind of tough. But you only three of them,
so like, how many times did like? Is it a
daily thing? A weekly thing? I think he wanted to
see me. I think it's a monthly thing, so I
think you wanted to see me in a couple months whatever.
It's like, here, take this, you know, ozempic. So when
I get home, my wife looks it up. She's like,

(09:45):
I don't know. It's killing rats and labs just doing
all these bad things. I'm like, yeah, but I could
lose weight, you know, like they don't tell you the
rats when they died, they had six packs and they
had it looked great when they died from whatever they
died from. They If you remember back, if you're old
like us, there was a thing called fen Fen and
that was a fun weight loss drug until it started

(10:05):
killing people and they had to pull it off the market.
Yeah yeah, yeah, because it was killing people. And this
is going to be interesting, man, because they called this
past year, you know, they called last summer ozempic summer.
But what happens is with this because remember this is
a drug for diabetes. Yeah, this isn't you know, like
it's kind of just cool that you can lose its

(10:27):
ton of weight on it, but it plateaus after a while.
So now you're seeing people who took ozempic. My favorite
are people who are lost a bunch of weight and
then are like, I didn't take ozempic. Yeah, yeah you should. Yeah.
They are plateauing now and put the weight back on,
and I guess it's it takes a lot of your
it takes your muscle mass away. So you lose bad stuff,

(10:48):
like you don't you lose good stuff. You lose yeah, yes, yes,
you lose good stuff, which is bad. Yeah you're you're lighter,
but you have no muscle. So now everyone's starting to
put the weight back on because the eventually it stops,
the drug stops working. It's not I had the party
with the weekend and my buddy shows up, right, he
surprised me, My buddy Joe, Right, yeah, he's been fat
all slight, but it was a good fun. It's a

(11:09):
solid fat Like we used to play tackle football. He
was he'd run through people like he was strong, but
he was also big. So he shows up to the party.
I'm like, hey, man, you look great. It's like I'm
down sixty pounds. I'm like, how'd you do it? Now?
I want to I want my mind blown. I want
to you know what, all vegetables or I'm juicing now,
or I'm exercising, I'm walking. He's like yeah, he's like, uh,
I took that shot. I'm like, God, damn it, everybody's

(11:31):
taking you a sepic shot lose a weight. Now, the
thing is he got little, you got littler. I get it,
but you can see it's not so like I said.
You do the shot and you lose the amount of
weight that the shot allows you to lose. You're a
lighter on the scale, yes, but then you have to
you can't go back to your lifestyle that made you big.

(11:51):
And that's the problem is people were it was this
miracle drug for let's say six months, and you lost
all this weight, But then if you go back to
having cheeseburgers every day, you're gonna put that weight back
on and probably more. That's him, man, he was knowing
a deli dude, he'd make a it was a scrapple
one provolone on a Kaiser role dude, I don't know.
It was the size of the couple people at your
birthday party over the weekend. Then I didn't recognize because

(12:13):
they did lose weight like you have. One guy he
talked to me probably for ten minutes, and it wasn't
until someone said his name and I was like, Oh
my god, that's the guy because he was a heavy dude. Yeah,
he slimmed down. Now there's also people my wife didn't
recognize because they put on some pounds. Yeah, there was
a few of them. Yeah you recognize your wife called

(12:33):
out somebody yesterday. Yeah, and it made me laugh. Yeah,
even my Uh yeah, the buddy came up from Virginia.
He got he got real fat in a mullet and
with the mad understand the mold. Now I didn't get
the mullet at all either, but but but yeah, well
it happens. Man. You look, dude, my weight goes up
and down, but uh not like this, like my buddy
dropped sixty five pounds. I'm like, god, you look great.

(12:54):
Like he doesn't look great. You could see like his Okay,
but is he gonna go back to eating hogies? Exactly exactly?
To go back you gotta change your lifestyle. That's the thing.
We gave you this miracle drug. But then you got
to run with it. Man, if you're not exercising or
eating healthy, that weight's gonna pile back on. But if
I could drop sixty five pounds by Memorial Day, you know,
well that's what it was. To take my chances. I

(13:15):
don't even understand how this happened. People who were already
skinny somehow gotto's epen. Yeah, so they were doing it
to lose like ten or fifteen pounds, you know, just
trim a little bit off. Scott exactly what it was.
It's like it And then people were getting like sickly looking.
Yeah on that too.

Speaker 3 (13:30):
Man.

Speaker 1 (13:30):
You know people that are geting and if they don't
exercise yet, yes you do, you are. You lost a
lot of weight. I get it, but you look like
a skeleton man walking around with There are some people
who just don't look good now, skinny, especially big fat
people who lost a ton of weight. Sometimes it's almost
like you look better, a little chunkier. Yeah, we know
a guy looks like a turtle. His neck comes out,

(13:52):
look like a turtle. Who you know who we're talking about?
I don't you don't, I'll tell you off thea. Oh
I like this game. Yeah, yeah, it looks like a turtle, dude. Yeah,
that's it's just because it's just maybe because everyone knows
you as a fat guy. Yeah. But yeah, sometimes it's

(14:13):
just even look and it's great for your health. Look
great for your health, but it just it just doesn't
fit you. John Goodman, John Goodman looks better better. Uh,
the kid from Super Bad, Seth Rogan. It's not Seth
Rogan now the Uh the kid Jonah Hill, Jonah Hill. Uh. Look,
I got a baron tickets for Ring of Honor, a
e w Ring of Honor, Come into Boardwalk. Call? Do

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you want tickets? Six zero nine six seven seven hundred
seven six zero nine six seven hundred seven Wrestling coming
back to Boardwalk? Call if you want in six zero
nine six seven seven one hundred seven. We'll get back.
We'll do some Jojoe and Scottie Rocks. Here's some rock
news for you. Kiss announcing more and more people for

(14:58):
this big Kiss spectacle happening in Vegas. It's called Kiss
Army Storms Vegas Convention and Reunion Show. It includes fellow bandmates,
old bandmates and some other people are gonna be helping out.
Now we know Gene Simmons and Paul Stanley are gonna
be there. Tommy Thayer, they're guitarist for the last I
don't know twenty years now. He's gonna be there. Your boy,

(15:23):
Sebastian Bach is gonna be there. Jeane's gonna be there
ripping ticket stuffs, collecting the money. You watch it's I mean,
you talk about a cash grab, but hey, why not.
You know people will show up. Sebastian Back, huge Kiss fan.
They call him a Kiss super fan, so a bunch
of other stuff. It's called the Kiss Kiss Staculars. What

(15:43):
it is. It's called the Kiss Army Storms Vegas Convention
and Reunion Show. It's too long. That's way too long. Boy,
we're really stretching. The people that co founded the Kiss
Army Fan Club. They're gonna be there signing autographs. Okay,
the creepy god right they started it all up. Yeah,
following Bruce Cullick who used to play and Kiss, He's
gonna be there. No word on a Ace or Peter

(16:06):
Chris have gotten the invite. Pete Best. You know who?
Pete Best is Jojo from The Who. No oh no, no,
the Monkeys. No oh okay, never mind that I don't,
So the answer would be no, I don't. The original
drummer for They even made a movie about him, Queen

(16:27):
the Beatles, The Beatles. He was pre ringo. He's still
doing it. He actually just announced this retirement and he said,
what a wonderful ride I've had. I guess he still
goes out there has a drummer, not as a beatle though, right,
he's not a beatle. No, he's not a beatle. I
know they I don't know exactly what happened. They got

(16:56):
rid of them. I don't know if they didn't like him,
and then Ringo came in and that was it and
they took off. But he's always kind of kept good
spirits about it.

Speaker 3 (17:06):
You know.

Speaker 1 (17:07):
I'm sure he would have liked some of that money. Yeah,
he gets any money for leaving that early. No, they
weren't really hot at time. In the late eighties early nineties,
they did a movie that was like loosely based around
his life and him, you know, just missing out on
being in the biggest band in the world. But he's
gonna retire, man. Yeah, So he got kicked out in

(17:30):
sixty two and then Ringo replaced them and that was history. Wow,
this is kind of sad. A Blondie's drummer, Clem Burke,
he's dead, he's been there drug. I don't know why
you laughed at that. It is sad. It's blondie though
it's Blondie cares about Blondie. Bloody's awesome, Blotti's one of
the best bands that come out of the seventies. Wasn't

(17:52):
she the first? Wasn't it the real first rap song?
Fam five Freddy right in rapture? Yeah, and shit raps. So,
I mean it could be it's either that or the
one that you love so much, sugar Hill Get They
were around the same time, But a lot of people
do say, yeah, Blondie may have had the first rap song. Well,
the drummer he did not rap on that album. He's
been their first. He was their first drummer since seventy six.

(18:15):
He was battling cancer. They said Clem was not just
the drummer, he was the heartbeat of Blondie. His talent, energy,
and passion for music was unmatched, and his contributions to
our sound and success were immeasurable. So rest in peace
from Bayonne, New Jersey, the Pride of Bayoney Bunch of
Point seven's the Excel South Jerseys Rock station z XL

(18:38):
morning show streaming always twenty four hours a day on
the iHeartRadio app. We've been giving away wrestling tickets over
the last week or so. Aw off shoot Ring of
honors coming back to borderwalk call and I don't know
if you know wrestling lingo jojo, but they have heels

(18:58):
and faces, right, heel on a babyface. This is real wrestling, right,
not the New Egypt place you go to. When you
say real wrestling, what does that mean? Well, like we're
talking about professional wrestling. What you're talking about, like, Macho Man, Yes, yeah, yes,
I don't it's I wouldn't call it real. It's professional professional, right,

(19:19):
it's it's accid. There's cameras. That's cool. That guy's still
falling through a cage. They hurt themselves and believe me,
the one I go see at a VFW they hurt
themselves too when they're hitting the ceiling because it's a
drop seiling for a lot less money, they get paid.
So I think I have pulled off the biggest face
turn ever. That's what a bad guy turns into a

(19:42):
good guy. Okay, right, yeah, that's happened with people like
Jake the Snake Roberts back in the day. Macho Man, Right,
that's how we got the mega powers. He was a
bad guy turned into a good guy. I got and
now this is a thing. Thank you. Note that I'm
holding in my hand, and it is from a woman

(20:04):
who I had a very contentious relationship with to the
point where I physically kicked her out of my home.
Oh wow, said some very very awful things to her face.
That would be my ex mother in law. Oh wow, Yeah,
I don't think you liked her too much. She did

(20:24):
not like me and I did not like her, and
that is known now in years past, now you know things.
I got divorced, so she had no need to be
around me at all. So years went by, but then
Trump right, Trump happened and she's a big old Trump's there, okay,
to the point where people won't let her talk politics

(20:45):
at parties. So now that would be the only time
that I would ever see her would be events where
my children were involved. And luckily my ex wife and
I and my wife have a good relationship with her,
so like you know, they call it cope parenting. So
when I found out about the Trump's, their stuff, and

(21:06):
it got so bad that I guess they wouldn't let
her talk about politics at these family get togethers because
it happened. Because it just got people would leave the party, right,
and people get angry. We can't have discussions anymore. It's
a shame. So I found that out and I went
right after it, and I was now her best friend
because I just would say anything she wanted to hear

(21:29):
to me, and her would talk about Trump's the greatest
guy in the world. They should give him. He should
have four terms, not just two. Right, And this is
bag O G. Trump, This is you know, twenty sixteen,
twenty seventeen Trump. So things start, the ice starts, the
thaw a little bit back then with me and her.

(21:50):
So do you talk politics with her at the party?
Just you and her? Though, yep, to the point where
people are mad at me now because they know I'm
just doing it the goof on her and dude, she's
wearing Trump T shirts. Like, dude, it's like that's my brother.
My brother has an Elon Musk hoodie. I'm like, bro.
It got to the point where my ex wife's boyfriend,

(22:12):
it's his house and he didn't know. He thought I
was serious. He didn't know I was kind of goofing
on the on the mother in law, and he was
the one to put down the rule about no politics
where he was going to have a talk with me.
But then he found out that I was goofing on
her and he thought it was funny. So I I forgot.
I gave her tickets with my son to go see

(22:34):
Air Supply. Yeah, her favorite group. Yeah, she's got to
love you. Now, dude, this is coming from a woman
who I may or may not have dropped the sea
word too. Yeah. But now you have common ground. Now
you have something in common. Let me let me see.
This is why I'm telling you, man, she wrote you
a note, thank you note. Uh Scott, that's my name.
Now She's called me a lot of other things other

(22:55):
than my name, Scott. I want to thank you a
million times over for the It's for Alex and I
to see Air Supply. Is that handwritten? Handwritten? That's not
even a text, man, that's hand written. Yeah. They weren't great,
they were amazing. Wow. I thought she was going to
kick you in the balls. Man, what a beautiful memory
for me and Alex. That's her grandson, my son. H

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I wish I could go back because when he was
a baby she would dance the air Supply. Wow. So
I wish I could go back and have them on
my shoulder again. Jesus, the air Supply. It was wonderful.
It'll be a moment that I will never forget. Thank
you so much again, dude, this is a face turn

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and a half. How'd you get the note? Who gave
you the note? She sent it in the mail? Dude,
old I love that. This is old school. Oh my god,
it's got three birds on it. Or they look like
penis is kind of but yeah, the birds. It would
be weird if they were pea. Look at this. Yes, wow,
if you're a wrestling fan, this is it. Man, She's
so trump The politics brought you together because I was

(24:01):
the bad guy and now I'm the good guy. Yeah,
that's an amazing letter. Yeah wow, look at that one.
Are over and seid. She had to get your address
and everything. Yep. Yeah, and you know what I gotta say,
The wounds started the heel thanks to President Trump. Yeah,
how about that bringing people in the Fox News. She's
obsessed with Fox. I love this woman. Yeah. Oh dude,

(24:23):
she would talk to your ear off. She would talk
your ear off. So, now, who do you think she
likes better? The new guy or you? I think you
might be You might be the guy she really really likes.
She likes the guy friendly with the new guy. No,
of course you are. Yeah, but still but I think chicken. Yeah,

(24:44):
she might be like, yo, you're stupid. This guy is
amazing air supply tickets and he wrote it for Trump.
He's got it all. Man. It dude. If ten years
ago you thought this would ever happen, you'd be shocked. Yeah, shocked.
Now I don't know if you saw it. There's pigs
and they're flying. Actually, if you call satan Ice, it

(25:06):
froze over. Hell has frozen over. It is amazing. Man.
Things you grow up, you grab one to the fact
that it's not in my life anymore. I don't have
to deal with her any right, It's like that that
emptiness makes what is it, the absence makes the heart
grow fonder. Well, yeah, she really fell for you. Don't
eat her craziness anymore. I'm out. I'm out of that.
You don't have to listen to her anymore, Like you don't.
You don't tell me how to raise my kids exactly.

(25:27):
Let's just talk about Trump man, so whatever win or me. Yeah,
that's her tag team now together. When you go to
these parties, oh we are, yeah, dude, they try and
separate us. Yeah, you're because I go in and I
just I get her all riled up. Yeah, you're like
forty five forty seven. Now tag team for a while. Man,
all I would have to do is walk up to
her and go this Biden and it would be two

(25:49):
hours of just just yelling and screaming. That's my aunt Rose.
We get back. We'll knock out some headlines. This report
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ZXL Morning Show, bar, slot machines, and horse racing have

(26:11):
a cool awesomeness. Okay, it's sad to watch. Well, I
have to having a conversation last night, I realized I
got to the bottom of two of my friends and
how they ruin their lives. Now they're back kind of ONAH.
One of them's back on track. One of the money Well,
I think now I know the story about why I
was being hit up for money, and I can't believe
the amount of money he would he eventually hit up.

(26:32):
I guess there was a group of you guys that
he would hit up almost every night, and he did.
He did the the hitting on girls thing. If you
hit on ten girls, maybe one of them will answer back,
or you might get her number. So I guess he
would have like a group of like ten or fifteen
people and he just mass text everyone. Well, we realized

(26:54):
too that he would go down all of us so
to be like, I'm saying six guys. We all knew
I would get the same that hassage copy and paste it,
and that I had a problem with that. If you're
gonna ask me for money, I'd rather say numbers man,
I dambled tonight and I lost money and I can't
pay my bill. I'll pay you back tomorrow. And he's
always paid me back. I was one of those guys
that gave him money. I would I would appreciate that

(27:15):
more than lying, because I got stories like my girl
has to go to the woman doctor and I don't
have co pay money. I'm like, come on, man, I
know that's not true. At least a couple of times
you told me it was. It was, Hey, man, I
don't have enough to leave a tip at a bar.
You give me money. But here's the thing, it was
the numbers game. He He would then text out twelve
people and dude, probably at least once a night, somebody's

(27:38):
gonna text back, Hey, y'all send me a couple of bucks. Yeah,
that was me. It was kind of an It was
kind of like a joke. I know, a couple of
your friends cut them off. Yeah, like hey man, like
you like, I'm not giving you any more money because
he never stopped. Dude, You've been telling me this for years.
Oh yeah, he was into me for almost six hundred
bucks at one point. Yeah, and now I cut him
off too, And I do that thing now where they've

(27:59):
cut him off Joe, and it's yeah, it would be too.
It's it's I wouldn't. I know he was drunk, right,
So like what I would do is I would I wouldn't.
I wouldn't answer, And then the next day I would
get hey, man, you know, disregard that text last night,
you know, my bad or whatever. So I'm like, okay,
you sobered up so you didn't need the money, really,
you just you So he's sloppy the dial. Yeah, so

(28:19):
we're talking last night. He finally got into it. He's like, man,
he's like I was in a bad way. I was like, well,
what was it where you gamble on? Because I know,
like I don't know is it sports? Because sports apps
you need like credit cards and stuff that I know
people it was the one. It was the slot machines
they put in the bar where you sit there, and
that's all they had a Virginia. We don't have that
in Jersey. No, we got casinos. But they started putting

(28:39):
these machines. And I know the one he's talking about
because we went and saw them. I saw it. You
sit down and have a beer, there is a machine
right in front of you. It's too easy just to
put money. You go to Vegas. They got him in
the airport everywhere. Yeah, you can't get away, but I'm
going to Vegas for that. The fact they just put
him in every bar and he's like gas stations would
have them as soon as soon as he got approved.
It must have just ruined every body's life. Yes, you're

(29:02):
the answer is yes. And dude, this sports gambling, it's great, Yeah,
but I know people it shocks me. Like my my
wife's cousin. Dude, she ends up all day long. She
she just bets all day long and luckily, knock on wood,
she's done. Okay. Yeah, but that you could go down

(29:22):
the wrong way with that, and you know, spend money
you don't have. Yeah, and now my other buddy who
dropped much weight. You didn't recognize. Now I realize he
he was in the horse racing big that was his thing. Dude,
that's as old school. Yeah, that's it old school because
my buddy, like, you can, you can last a while
at a sports book doing horse racing because there's time there.
It's not like Louise lose, lose Louise. Also, so I

(29:43):
grew up. My buddy, his dad trained race horses, and
so we would go to the racetrack or he would
take us there, you know, to hang out with his dad.
It was like an event though. Well okay, yes, if
they were running horses that day. But then you get
the hardcore guys who would show up the a race.
They joked in the actual track when they weren't running,

(30:04):
and they would simulcast races from other racetracks. I don't
want to watch it on TV. To me, horse racing
I want to be and we don't have it anymore.
That's hardcore when you have to when you go to
a racetrack that's not running horses to watch other places
run horses. Yeah, no, I guess he got in pretty bad. Now.
He's the guy that I placed bets for. So I

(30:24):
didn't realize he really really had a bad gambling. So
he's gambling sports gambling and also horse gambling because you're
not in charge of horse No, I don't do to
horse racing. Yeah, but I'll place his bets through like
my bookie and I remember talking. I called him up
one time. I'm like, yo, who we on? He's like,
s my wife. Man. I'm like what, Like, your wife
doesn't know you gamble? He's like no, Because I think

(30:46):
that was a part of their relationship, a problem that
was a problem. Apparently he was in big I think
about this because, like last night, I finally cut it off.
Now I'm done gambling until football season. After the tournament,
you know, we're all done. But I mean, really, the
UFL is football, stop it. I believe that's happening right now.
I just can't bet. I can't bet baseball. I'm not

(31:08):
a baseball guy. The guys to baseball, and this proves
to me that I don't have a gambling problem. This
is how I prove it. The the betting on baseball
and the guys who bet balls and strikes. That's hardcore.
It looks fun, it is. Yes, yeah, yeah, you get
your answer, right, away. Oh yeah, there's a lot of

(31:28):
ways to lose a lot of money. What it is, man,
too many ways to lose money, but there are ways. Look, well,
look we talked to a buddy of ours. I think
he'd like all in all the last couple of years,
he's hit for like three hundred grand. Yeah, that guy
does well, you know, but he was smart too. He goes,
I have to be really on top of not getting
out of control. Yeah, he's he's gone. I don't even

(31:50):
bring cash, he says, I don't even bring cash to
where I'm working. Yeah, you have to be real strict
with yourself if you're going to really try and make
money doing that. I guess, dude, I talked I. You
play poker too, and like they'll don't have good years. Man.
Now for every good year, you're gonna have a bad year.
I know a professional poker player and that's all he does.
He plays, and he plays poker online. My poker is, hey, everybody,

(32:12):
come over, everybody throwing twenty dollars and whoever wins wins
the whole pot. Because I tried playing cash games before, man,
with people that don't have bills, and it's like wads
of cash. I'm like, I don't know, Like I might
start with two hundred dollars. This guy's gonna keep buying
in and buying in. Maybe it was because I was
embarrassed and I didn't want to tell you, But like
I I dabbled, and I think I really hit rock bottom.

(32:34):
I got out of control with the Claw game. Yeah
that's bro. So it got to the point where I
would actually go out of my way to places to
play the Claw Game. I get roped into that thing
for real. Okay, I was on a cruise, dude, I
was on a cruise. They had the Clall game, but
instead of like stuffed animals for your kids, it was
wats of cash. Now get in. Now we're talking. Me

(32:56):
and my father in law. We're running. We're running the
Claw game right We're sitting there. People are trying to
get in on us. We're like, get out of here.
We own this game. You know it moves just a
little bit. You're like, oh what, Now, I got it.
We had people watching us. I had a guy trying
to nudge that the game a little bit so the
thing so the thing would fall the right way.

Speaker 3 (33:13):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (33:13):
I read online, if you hold down the button hold
and Jude. I tried it. I tried it on a
four walk for nonsense. Yeah, stupid stuff. Just to bring
my kid back into it. I'm like, I'm twenty dollars
in and look everything a gift card every summer. Those
gypsies got arrested and for rigging those games. A thing
is so rigged. Look we get back. We're gonna do
a thing called tracks.

Speaker 3 (33:40):
Oh why love trash, anything, thirty on anything, racket rock, roughing,
love trash.

Speaker 1 (33:57):
Here's some trash for you. Megan Fox recently welcomed a
new baby with Machine Gun Kelly. She said she's renewed
and refreshed following the birth of the baby. She has
embraced motherhood again and feels renewed and people say she's glowing.
She has three kids with her ex Brian Austin Green.
That's David Silver from Beverly Hills nine of two and

(34:18):
zero and this is her fourth kid. First with Machine
Gun Kelly, where he tries to get the kid to
say is his name? Does he have? The kids say
machine gun? And what's his real name? Is Frank or
Steve or something? Machine this machine machine gun, It's God
given Nada and apparently Machine Gun Kelly and Brian Austin
Green have a beef because I guess Brian Austin Green

(34:40):
doesn't like machine Gun Kelly, and I guess machine Gun
Kelly's the stepdad, right Brian Aulstin Green's three kids? Is
it a boy or a girl? They yet we know?
I guess regardless, the room's probably gonna be done in
paint because dad wears pink and feathers everywhere else too,
So this kid's gonna be real confused. I don't know.
And it's one of those things where I think they

(35:01):
they are if they they they don't want to say
the gender because they're gonna let the kid. They're gonna
let the kid pick the gender. One of those things
gotch Haley Bieber, that's Justin. Bieber's wife told a fellow
mom to wait a year before making any big hair
changes postpartum. I guess she she didn't like her haircut.

(35:23):
I know a lot of a lot of wives go,
or a lot of mothers, they go with short hair
right after they have a kid to make it easier
on their life. But I guess she didn't like her
haircuts post having babies. Some woman can pull it off.
You have to have a really sexy neck to pull
it off. My wife did it once. It was actually
pretty nice. She did short hair like but like she
did she do like short short, not like Brittany No

(35:44):
where she shaved her head, not that short. No, I
would like I never dated a girl with like short
short hair, especially in the nineties that became a real
life fashion where they look at girls want to look
like little elves. Ye never, never like, but I always
like kind of had a thing for it. I don't
know why. But then I would get like confused, Like
as a kid I was going through puberty and you'd

(36:05):
see like Shenead O'Connor and you just didn't know what
to do. Or that's a baldhead, or the girl from
Grace Jones from the James Bond movies. Yeah, like I
wouldn't know what to do, Like she had a flat top.
But I'm like, I'm kind of like, I'm kind of
attracted to her. The hottest one ever is Carrie Fisher
in The Urbs. Oh my god, it's amazing. She is

(36:29):
very hot. Underrated movie, by the way, and she and
she is actually very funny. Everyone in that movie is
is very funny. It's a great film, and everyone forgets
for Corey Felman great in that film, but then he
goes off. He is just dancing on stage trying to
be Michael Jackson, and you lose credibility. Sidney Swaeney Uh,

(36:49):
the Girl in Hollywood, and her ex fiancee Jonathan Devino,
were seen grabbing lunch together in La So who knows
a lot of people said they're still officially broke up,
but I don't know. Maybe they're trying to rekindle things,
or maybe he just wants his money back because they
had to cancel a huge wedding. And she's the one
in White Lotus. She's in the first season of White Lotos.
She's the annoying daughter that sleeps on the couch with

(37:12):
the girl that you can't tell is hot or not.
I don't get her at all. I don't think she's
everyone's raising. He got big boobs. She she's kind, she's
very annoying in the first season of White Lotus, but
she's done other things where she's kind of funny. But
she just she plays a good annoying person. Let's see here,
Blake Lively, now we talk about her. She's being sued

(37:35):
by this Jason Baldano guy, and that she's suing him
and he's suing her. And in the middle of this,
she was best friends with Taylor Swift, and Taylor Swift
was like, yo, I gotta like you are toxic right now,
I got to back away a little bit. And so
Blake Lively apparently is trying to get back in the
good graces of miss Taylor Swift. Rumor Mills are saying

(37:57):
that Zoe Kravitz, that's the daughter of Lenny Kravitz and
Lisa Bonet. She and the guy who played Elvis a
couple of years ago, Austin Butler might be dating two
very good looking people. If they had a child, they
they would be it would be a very attractive child.
I hope, you know, because she gives that generation. She
just broke up with Magic Mike, so she gets hot

(38:18):
guys and she's super I mean, her mom was Lisa
bone and her dad was Lenny Kravitz, and that's gonna
make for a hot kid. But that sounded really weird.
Steve Gutenberg filed for divorce. The Great Steve Gutenberg. Why
where are you going? Bro? Uh police academy. I know cocoon,

(38:40):
three men in a little baby. Did me pop up
on the news broadcast because his house is burning here?
He was moving people's cars and they didn't know who
he was, and the news went up to him boring
the wildfires in California. He was moving people's cars down
the road so they wouldn't catch fire, and they interviewed him,
not knowing they were interviewing the star of police cabinety
one through seven. Where's Mike winslow at that's the guy

(39:02):
that I want. He was moving another car, high towers
moving a car. Uh, there you go, some trash for it. Hey,
good morning, z XL. Nobuddy, Good morning, Good morning man.
How are you wonder good Man's Talk wrestling? Someone said

(39:22):
they'd like when we talk about wrestling on the show,
but we don't talk about wrestling a lot. Midget wrestling
drest a radio.

Speaker 3 (39:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (39:30):
I used to do a radio show back in the day,
and people still come up to meeks all week did
was talk about wrestling. Yeah, and uh they that's all
they remember from it. They're like, you were on that
show and I was like yeah, and they were like,
you guys just talk about wrestling all the time, because
too much. It was just too much, too much, and
I don't know all that much, so it's tough for
me to talk a lot about wrestling. And that was

(39:50):
back in the day, right, that was past you didn't have.
We were talking about glow. Remember the gorgeous ladies are wrestling.
It was after that, right, it was post glow, post
glow because they had Mount Fiji. Remember she was the
big fat broad Mount Fiji just died. Of course she
did look at her the big woman back then. Yeah,
the way she held herself Mount Fiji. I believe she
might have been part of like that Samoan family that

(40:12):
the Rocks apart of Oh wow, how about that? Yes,
glow was awesome, but they won't be at your wrestling, sir.
You're going to Ring of Honor wrestling. I don't know
of anyone in Ring of Honor, Aw's Ring of Honor
that was in glow. No, I mean you're going back
thirty five years at this point. They're all gone by now.
Probably great documentary and then Netflix did a show about it.

(40:33):
Well yeah, now, sir, what is your name? My name
is Mark, Mark, Mark. What do you do? I work
in entertainment? Okay, so do we we're in entertainment till
like that. I like the way you put that I
work in entertainment. That's like when I delivered ice, I
was a sub zero water engineer transport. Like what's you know,

(40:56):
what will you do this weekend? That would be part
of entertainment? Like what would you be? You're part of
like you set up for like Sebastian Maniscalco when it
comes in or something. Yes, okay, you're like that guy
you make sure they're all they're all done right, yeah, okay, okay,
all right, so yeah, you make it happen without you
and they ain't going on. I used to know the
guy that would take the high the high rollers. They
would take them the money, the boxes of money up

(41:19):
to their rooms so they could gamble with it. I
used to know that guy's pretty cool. I don't think
that's entertainment. I wouldn't say that would be entertainment because
then you would say, you're in banking. Oh you're in finance,
so how many pairs of black jeans and black shirts?
You have one too many? Yeah? Yeah, yeah that is
so when you get into that industry, do they just
tell you that's the uniform or is it just like

(41:39):
kind of known that that's what I'm going to be
wearing the rest of my life. You know you're going
to be wearing that the rest of your life. Yeah,
you don't have to make that decision in the morning.
It's perfect, you know, black dude, it's a Catholic school.
But I get it. Man. You watch them, like, especially
at the bigger arenas, you're watching them climb up ladders.
They're up there in the speakers and stuff, and so
you don't Yeah, you could ruin the sh show if

(42:00):
all of a sudden people are looking at you climbing everywhere.
I'm like, oh my god, there's just a head. Yeah,
but it's nuts man.

Speaker 3 (42:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (42:07):
All right, well, look, thank you for what you do,
like you're a first responder. Yeah, thank you for your service. Sir.
If by setting up Kanye West microphones, you got tickets
for a ring of honor coming back to board Walk
call all right, that's awesome. Listen, I love Borgata, but
you gotta stop with the credit cards to get out
of the parking lot. I cannot hide it from my
wife if I leave your parking lot and I have

(42:29):
to pay with a credit card, no cash, no person
you're gonna see it on a statement. Please. I'm telling
you there's guys like me that just go in and
get out real quick. I don't want to. I can't
have a receipt. It's a whole different ballgame, because it
used to be the problem was they never took credit
cards and you always had to have cash, and you
always lost that, did you? Oh dude? Sometimes I would
have to plan my parking with money I had, because

(42:52):
if you I'd rather pay on the way in than
the way out. Yes, because I never knew if I
was gonna have cash or not, especially got a bad
night gambling on the way out of the casino. Yeah,
you gotta leave it. Usually leave it over the visor
in your car, but to leave after get kicked in
the balls and then you get kicked in the balls
again for parking. You're right, you're you're happy when you
go in. If you lose, you don't want to pay

(43:14):
to get out of the park. It's like everyone just
takes credit cards. You go go up to a game,
put the stadiums in Philly, Yeah, they don't. They don't
take cash. That problem yep? Sure did uh? Look we
get back, man, I will knock out some headlines. Blunch
Boy seven ZXL, South Jersey's rock station ZXL morning show

(43:36):
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Check it out right there. Go to the iHeart Radio
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Speaker 3 (43:56):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (43:56):
You had a birthday party over the weekend. It was fun.
Thank you for the invitation. Man. Obviously more your wife came.
We were looking forward to your wife because your wife
and my wife get along. She was though, you know, I,
you know, I appreciate that. I was just gonna drop
her off and then pick her back up. Yeah, you
should have it. Just watch TV. So I ran out

(44:17):
of beer. You did run out of me. I was
the one bummer. Yeah, that was my signal it was
time to leave. I pay for a bartender. They used
the bartender thirty doing food food drinks. I don't want
that food food drinks. So uh all cool man. Yeah,
the guests. I knew a lot of guests, but I'm

(44:39):
I don't know if it's because I'm older and maybe
I'm a little more fragile. I'm done with the aggressive hugging. Dude.
It was guys, and you had a couple of guys
who were like m m A guys like they take
jiu jitsu and stuff. They had tattoos on her heads. Bro,
and their their next and I guess midget wrestling. Once
he wanted to beat me up, right, yeah, and so
he uh, he comes over and dude, he hugs me,

(45:01):
but like bear hugs me on the side, so like
my shoulders are getting bear hugged. Oh he's squeezing you together, dude,
and he's like, he's like remember when I was gonna
kick your ass. I was like, no, that was John. Yeah.
I was like I was like, oh my, good to
see you again. And then ours that was a misunderstanding.
You were just talking to I educated you to his
wife at midget wrestling, and he thought you were hitting

(45:22):
on his wife. You didn't know who I was a measure.
I'm like, Bro, I gottes these tickets. Don't get that
he fights it and it's Scott it's me. You left
me at a cocktail table with her. Yeah, I'm talking
to her, just being nice. And next thing i know, yeah, Uh,
dude with you know, hanging out with guys with tattoos
on their head, wanted to beat me up. Uh. The
other guys are buddies from the supergroup seven Stone. Uh

(45:45):
here in South Jersey. Uh. They were at the party,
all aggressive huggers. Yeah. And then the one guy, Mickey,
he kept licking and kissing my my cheek and and
and then it it's and then bug who's the lead singer.
He would get in like he's a real close talker
when he's drinking from the band. Yeah. But just that,

(46:09):
I'm done with the aggressive hugging. I'll tell you what
I've never liked it. I used to have like a
second uncle who would do it all the time. And
then this isn't going where you think it's going. He
would he would grab your shoulder real hard to say
hi to you, not even like patny on the back,
like he would get it. And he'd get his fingers
between like your collar bone and pressure point there right,

(46:32):
and he just grab you hard to be like what's up? Son?
Like our old boss remember he would fondle you in
the studio massage Guy, which once again weird move for
a dude to start massaging another dude's shoulder. I have
two people that I get this from. One is a
is a handshake. It's from my neighbor Curtis, the big guy. Bro,

(46:53):
he's got this. It's a hard it's a hard hands
like trying to and it's a monster hand and it's
a handshake. I'm like, oh my god, I dread the handshake.
The other is a guy on my real estate team,
and he's like a hugger, but he's that He's like
like that squeeze hug. I'm like, bro, I don't need
that man now, and that if I haven't seen you
in a while, right. But because then it's like now

(47:15):
I'm like, who do I hug? And don't hug? Yeah?
You know, and the wife thing too. I end up
just giving everybody hugs. Yeah yeah, even the wise if
I know you, well, I just give everybody a hug
at the party. I mean, given people I didn't really know.
I'm like, I just got in there.

Speaker 3 (47:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (47:28):
And then it's weird too, like you do that. I've
gotten caught in this where I don't know if our
relate it's usually females. I don't know if our relationship
is to the point where I can hug you. So
then I go in for the handshake, but she goes
in for the hug, and now we have this weird
my hand is in your midsection type of but we're
also kind of hugging. Well, I do this. I always.

(47:51):
I never just go in there for the hug with
the guy. It's always a it's a handshake and then
pull in and a hug and that's it. But some
guys just go right in for the hugu, like like
my cousin going for the hug. I'm like, I always
start with the handshake. I don't just I don't just
need the hug. Handshake, pull you in and give you
the hug. Yeah, I didn't. Yeah, I don't think. It's like, well,
why is he shaking my hand? I'm like, well, I'm
going to get to the hug, man, but I start

(48:11):
with the handshake. I'm warm than young. I'll take your hug.
I'll enjoy your hug. Yeah right, but it's the aggressively
hard hug I don't do. Like, dude, I was sore
the next and know what's weird as we don't do
you and I don't do that, like if it was
like a friend. If I see a friend, I always
give him like a handshake and a hug. But I
see you every day where it would just get old,
like there's no reason for that. We hugging more than

(48:33):
I hug my wife, Like I think I hand you.
I gotta be a handshaking for leaving, like from an event,
like hey man, just like quick handshaking. That's it. But yeah,
like I don't like it here. We'll leave and I say,
I hope you get no one answer that's right, Like, well, no,
there's no hugging. No, there's no one bracing it because
it would be weird were the only ones here. It's dim,
you know, not need and the legs are not all.
That's a long hug. Look we we get back. We'll

(48:56):
do a thing called do you think.

Speaker 3 (48:57):
You have a right?

Speaker 1 (49:04):
You think you've got it bad. I don't think we
have it bad. A middle school principle in Florida has
been arrested for attempting to pull an amateur hour shoplifting
stunt that his own students would be likely too smart.
To even try. Greg Lewis is now on administrative leave
from the Bach Academy North after he was busted for

(49:25):
allegedly skip scanning at a local Walmart. Lost prevention officers
say that Lewis, we talk about this all the time,
was placing a bag of disposable foam plates between higher
valued items at the self checkout. So you're scanning cheap
stuff but trying to get the expensive stuff over, making

(49:46):
it look like the cheap stuff was scanning scanning through
like was it worth it for your principal job? I
know that's a good that's a good get because my
wife says that all the time. We're like I'll come
home with a bag of corn and I'm like, dude,
it's like eight nine cents, but I'm like, yeah, I
got one over on them. He was stealing and this
wasn't even like dude, what are you doing? Light bulbs? Shrimp? Okay,

(50:10):
maybe shrimp gets a little expensive bacon, okay, but come on, man,
if you're gonna do it, swing for the fences. It's
one of those things too where you're probably not gonna
lose your job, but you look done walking through the
hallway too. The kids are always going to have it
over your head. You do, and I'll tell you what, man,
cause I've done it well. Like we talked about it
last week, I got caught and I wasn't even trying

(50:31):
to steal. I really did. I just double scan something
and they can tell now. And the woman comes over
taps me on the shoulder and she's like, hey, look,
I saw you put something in the bag you didn't
scan and we went through the whole receipt because I
was ready to pull it Karen right, and I was
like uh oh, and then she's like, oh no, right here,
and I was like, oh, yeah, you're right, and like

(50:51):
never once did I fight back or did She was
like we have to call security. She's like, hey, just
scan it, and I did and then I went on
my day. You how does this guy get in the
news about that? Just and I'll tell you what. He
must have went and and started yelling and screaming, and

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then they got to get the comps involved. And then
you're guilty if you're if you if you won't show
them your receipt, then you've already you've admitted guilt. Recently,
declassified CIA documents revealed that the US government made an
effort to find Adolf Hitler a full decade after he
committed suicide. I talked about this yesterday with Gary G.
Garcia for Conspiracy Corner. Papers from the US War Department

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theorized that Hitler may have had a secret hideout in
Argentina at a spa, of all places, that's a nice
place to hide out. The hotel's owners were said to
be supporters of the Nazi Party, and uh, they vacationed
with Hitler. The documents also reveal an informant, a SS trooper,
who claimed to have monthly conversations with Hitler after he

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reportedly killed himself. He said that, uh that yeah, that
was it was. It was something that was well known
that Hitler lived his life out in Argentina. That's not
known if more information exists, but the US did for
years try and find out if it was really true
or not. Imagine now you're a masseuse, just like, hey, becky,

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guy waiting for you in a lobby. Who is it?
It's Hitler? Yeah, I mean he looks I keeping my
finger on it. But the guy looks like somebody really familiar,
maybe in a newspaper article or something. Mustache he's got
a weird haircut. He really wants to deep tissue. Can
you really get in there. It's weird because he doesn't
speak our language or look anything like anyone from Argentina.

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Uh As, he's got no shirt on. He's in a bathroom.
You don't look so bad. He's got flower shorts. I
look like jams. Imagine that Hitler and flip flops. Right,
there was a time where he did those things. A
neck massage turned into a stroke for one twenty six
year old Chinese computer programmer, Zally Zang, was suffering from

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chronic neck pain from sitting at a desk all day.
That it's a great name, Zalzing. I would name my
kids Zuzing. He went to a local massage parlor and
they did work on him. He felt a sharp pain
during a vigorous maneuver. They called it. The next day,
he woke up he couldn't move the left side of
his body and he was slurring his speech. Went to

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the hospital. He had suffered a stroke. Dude, this I
don't I'm not gonna say this happens a lot, but
my uh my son had a teacher. She went to
a chiropractor. Yeah, and did did the old backcracking thing.
A piece of her bone chipped and fell into her
spine and whatever it was, the nerves that it fell

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onto controlled her breathing and she almost died. Yeah. They
have to shake you until it goes all the way
down into your foot like it was. It was. It
was crazy. Yeah, like she was dying on the floor
of the chiropractice. I did it. We got massages out
in Cabo and I had like, but there me on
my stomach. Now they put a pillow under my head
in the front, say it's lower. Then he put a
pillow on my legs. So now I'm in the shape

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of like a little you. Yeah that was a good idea.
I could barely get off the table. Yeah it was.
It wasn't fun at all. I don't I don't like
people touching me. Yeah, it's gotta be a it's gotta
be a chick that don't need that. But then I
follow these chiropractors online and it looks like these people
have life changing experiences. Well, there's one online too, and
I asked my buddy about it, where they they wrap

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a belt around your neck and then and then pull you. Yeah, yeah,
he said that's not that's not approved in New Jersey,
and I don't even think they should be doing that,
but young people swear by guys like I haven't been
able to move in years. It's like, I don't know,
maybe your four huner bounds yea. In the office next door,
they they take fishing line and wrap it around your
teeth and then just slam it in the door. Yes,
that would, And that's that's how they do dentistry.

Speaker 3 (54:49):
You know.

Speaker 1 (54:50):
Uh, there you go. Those people they have a bed.
You not so much. Buying a home used to feel
like a complete headache. Listen one hunch point seven z XL,
South Jersey's rock stations the Xcel Morny Show. I got
an idea, man, I wish they would pass a law
and make every public restroom put those walls in the
stalls all the way up to the ceilings and all

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the way up down to the floor. Some of the
casinos just like, oh, I love the casino bathrooms. I
love the ones that are like that where they're yeah,
it's like you're in your own little closet. So I'm
out over the weekend and I'm running, I'm in the
men's room and there's someone using the stall, right, I'm
just sitting there for you know, my number one. He's
you know, doing his number two. When I'm in there,
and if I hear somebody else in there, I make

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it a point to be quiet. And whatever's leaving my body,
I'm flushing constantly. Whatever. You're not going to hear what's happening.
This person had no class at all. Yeah, groaning, moaning,
I'm here and everything come out. I'm like, dude, you
have no respect for yourself. There's someone standing four feet
away from you. All these things up man, casinos. Every

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time you walk into a bathroom, there's just an old
man groaning. Yes, it's like, come on, dude, it's bad enough.
I gotta hear what's happening. Let's put these walls up
and down, man. And music's super loud, like I want
to hear like uh I pit. I want to hear
disco music, like I want to hear e ed M
music just below the big bass so you don't have
to hear anybody. Well, that's it too, Like, give me,

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give me some music, give me something that's playing. Like
at least in the casino you can hear the ringing
from the slot machines like coming through through the men's room,
or they do have music, so put that up loud,
give me something, you know how, like terrorists will we'll
we'll blare music at them, like we'll play Metallica for
twenty four days or something at the torture. Yeah, right,
do that. That's what I want in a in a restroom.

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The bathrooms that I don't understand it is you walk
into a bathroom and there's a jeurnal, no stall, but
that also a toilet. Oh the singles, Yeah, so yeah,
it's but it's yes, so it's weird. He goes, then
why did you throw the journal? Maybe? I mean right, yeah,
I could easily just pee in the toilet and not

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worry about you because I'm the only one in that room,
you know, cause almost never do you get multiple people
in those bathrooms. That's always a single a single rock. Yeah,
but yeah, those are the bathrooms I never got where
it's just you walk in there is a toilet, no walls,
and then uh, just a urinal in the court. Like
even my wife and I too, like if we're on
the first floor, like I'll go upstairs to these bats

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and she will too, like she'll go upstairs. Whatever. Now
I'm in there for a little bit longer because I'm
usually watching something or you know, I'm calling up in it.
Like last night, I'm in there for about fifteen minutes
watching the end of the game. But like, even I
will't like, I don't want anybody to hear anything it's happening.
It's bad enough it's happening. I'll be I don't have anybody.
Nobody's gonna be subject to hearing what's going on. Yeah, dude,
I'm it's like an echo and and and couples who

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like do it in front of each other. I like,
I don't like want any of that. Yeah, I know
couples that far in front of each other, dude, I
know couples that number tep in front. Like one will
be in the shower, one'll be in the bathroom, or
they'll just do it in front of each other. Yeah.
Some guy was so disgusted at that. He's the one
who came up with the bathroom closet. Like, you have
the shower, you have the toilet, Yes, you close, you

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close the door, open the window. Yeah yeah, man, not me.
I'm I used to have my roommates would do that
to me, like you'd be in the shower and they
bust in and then they got just taking a number
two and it's like, dude, I'm in the shower, disgusting.
I don't need to be a part of any of
that to the second level or something. Uh hey, everybody,
thanks for your calls today. Always welcome on the show.

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Glad when you're all part of us, stay there, let's
get off that rock block launch point seven XL after
this rock station z XL morning Shore, Smiling. When you're smiling,
smile and one eleven the sun comes shining through.

Speaker 3 (58:50):
When you're crying, you're bringing on their end.

Speaker 1 (58:54):
Stop stop where you smiling and smiling, Keep on smiling,
smile drocking out man, I know you guys are awesome.
My love looking at you guys on my way of
working race. She's like, oh yeah, warming up, Chip, and
I'm like, I'm a down shoo here we're rocking. Hey,

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thank you you shot to the best. Yeah, keep me laughing, man, you.

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Guys are great.

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is it my radio or it's are you only broadcasting
in mona show? This is the ratings, DJ like if
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