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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 3 (00:37):
And this show isn't it? Hey man? Good morning. I'll
tell you what, man. It was a trip. I was
cleaning up some cabinets and stuff at my mom's house.
I came across old school VHS tapes. I don't mean,
like you know VHS tapes like you got a blockbuster
like stuff we had on like a Sony handicap. Yeah,
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are you talking about full size? These are the full
size like in a VCR tape, right. I have a
bunch of the eight millimeters that I got to find
an eight millimeter player to play them on. But uh
so I set up a VCR. I find the one
VCR I have. I have to find a thirteen inch
TV that can if you know, these new high def TVs,
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they don't if you can't set a VCR up to
it now. I don't mean you can plug it in,
but whatever the connection is anymore. The VCRs are so
old they won't play on the actual TV. It was
a red white was your audio, and then you had
the yellow yeah for so yellow. So in the back
of the TV, I was like, so, I'm trying to
set it up to the big TV, and it's just
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nothing's happening on that big TV. Is like, what is
this thing you just stuck in me? It's like it's
like that to that big TV, it's a dinosaur. I
might as well just be plugging in a t Rex.
You gave that TV digital cancer. In my basement, I
have a thirteen inch TV, like like, I'm talking about
the old tube TV right now. He remembers what that
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feels like he plugged in. Dude, that was like it
was like an old man he got. He smiles when
I come down to the base and he goes, is
the name of my day? Right? So I grabbed the
thirteen inch TV. The VCR is bigger than the TV,
so I plug it all in. Dude. It's it's a
Christmas party from nineteen ninety one. That's fun, man, Dude.
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I'm watching First of all, I'm seeing people that I
haven't even thought about years, right, I'm looking at all
this stuff that I've talked about, you know, to like,
my wife's never seen the house I grew up in.
All this stuff. I've talked about, the green shag carpeting
and stuff. It's all right there. Yeah, you're Chevy Chase
a Christmas fake case. I never say I'm seeing my
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I haven't heard my dad's voice in fifteen years and
like to hear his voice. There's a trip I took
to Ireland, which, by the way, nineteen ninety five. Scottie.
I'm looking pretty sharp. Damn right. Yeah, I'm looking like
I could be in a hoodie in the Blowfish video.
And now you got the video, so you see yourself
moving real swiftly, you know, me with braces. Get out
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of here. Yeah, let me see this video. So dude,
it was it was. It was sucking. It was. I
sat there probably last night, didn't get the bed till
like almost eleven o'clock because I was sitting there watching
these things. And it's that like, there was ten minutes
of my dad just walking through the woods in Ireland.
I remember my uh, mom and Dad got one of
the little ones, the little handicam, and I guess they
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let me take it on spring break because I'm in
I'm in Cancoon with my buddies, and I got some
footage and like driving around with the cab driver and
everything else. I gotta pull that out. It's all one
to the little ones. So I didn't get the adapter,
and they're gonna find a dctar. That's what it sucked.
Was my my dad got the one right after because
you could have you could buy the bigger camera that
the VCR tape thing was huge, just going right like
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a legit camera man at that. But then we thought
the future was gonna be those little tapes, so my
dad jumped on the little tape crate. Those little things
were such a pain. Yeah, you didn't have the player.
Then you had to plug the camera into your TV.
It was it was always a pain with those handicams.
And now it's on our phone. Man. Well and I
you miss that Dan, because it was just I had
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this weird like second uncle and he was known for
it parties. He would just bring his camera and he
would just just film. Nobody was looking at the camera,
nobody was no one was paying attention to what's going on, dude. Conversation.
At one point, my mom's best friend is talking about
how much she loves. Howard Sterns ninety one thought it
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was so funny that his mom took his rectal temperature
until he was fifteen. I can't think of the last
time I took a picture of something and not somebody
looking at me asking me to take the picture. Like
you don't just walk into a party. A friend of
ours we go out to dinner with, he will, he'll
video and he'll take shots of just like you're not
looking in the middle of a conversation. Always was, And
I said it, I'm like, that's cool. That's just somebody
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not looking at the camera and just talking to one
like that selfie world that the social media world has ruined,
that no one takes candid shots anymore. Everything's set up, dude.
You look at our wives. There's never just one photo.
It's nineteen twenty photos of the same thing until they
can get to get the right one, so they get
the perfect one. What do you mean right one? Like
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we've all looked at the camera for thirty seconds the
same way. Do my wife see stuff in pictures where
I'm like, what, Like, what are you talking about? Are
you waiting for a seagull to fly behind us? The
perfect shot. Hey, everybody, Tuesday will down into that. We're
gonna find out ZXL workforce employe the day today. I think, no,
I don't know. All right, we're gonna play this game.
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We may have something to give away, but I'm not
I'm not sure I'm giving that power to you actually,
because I think you have the only computer no I do.
You can actually see if we have something to give
away to I'm gonna look into it. Yeah, right now,
we'll play a song. Yeah, you know what. I'm gonna
send you a memo? All right, you get so you
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Good morning, everybody, do it live. I can go all
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right it and we'll do it live and things sucks. Hey,
this is up by you man, uh and good morning.
I'm Scottie. Here's some news for us. A woman was
hit by a train. Where are trains? One person was
severely injured when her car was hit by a train
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in Newfield Borough. That's up Franklin Township. I gotta say
this is gonna be user error. I got a bit
you gotta be able to get out of the way
of a train. You're in a car. She survived a
was airlifted the Cooper Hospital. The car was hit by
a commercial train. So I'm guessing she tried to do
that thing where she tried to cross when she shouldn't
a cross us her air Yeah, she tried to avoid
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that time. I don't know what the thirty seconds you
have to wait for that thing to go buy it.
The suspect accused of setting fire to Pennsylvania Governor Josh
Shapiro's mansion over the weekend is out on bail. Jez,
Do they let you just they just let him out? Shocking.
He was sticking his tongue out at reporters when they
were asking him the questions after leaving the courthouse. He
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identified himself as a former welder who's currently not employed,
has no savings or income, but they still let him out.
This is shocking because he did it to Shapiro's house.
Like Shapiro has some pool This is all in Pennsylvania, right, yeah, yeah,
you think you have some pools? Say no, no, no, no,
this guy burned down my house. I'm gonna step in
and make an executive decision. Let's keep this guy in
here for a little bit. And he looks like a
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guy that would try and burn someone's house down. Big
Penis flew in the space yesterday. Blue Origin. The first
all women flight crew was on that. It blasted off yesterday.
It's sixty two miles above the Earth's surface. Let's see.
It had Laurence Sanchez, who's married to Jeff Bezos or
getting married to Jeff Bezos. Katy Perry was on the flight,
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a former NASA rocket scientist, Ayisha Bowie, civil rights activist
Amanda NuGen and who's the Oprah broad Gail Gail King. Yeah,
she was on the She was on the trip too,
so I was gonna say Gail Sayers. But he was
an old Chicago bear. That would be awesome. So they're
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not actually controlling it. They just go up and come
down like a d there's no real cockpit. This is
a ridet in wild Wood, right, It's like a sling shot. Yeah,
because they could have just kept on going. I had
no issue with it. And it's such a goofy looking
rocket too, But they're back. They survived in the trip.
Katy Perry, let's get out and gets on the ground.
On her knees. He's kissing the ground. Perry. Yeah, I
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don't care her man. I mean, it just was such
a weird choice. Uh. There you go. That's news. What
about sports Flyers blue Jackets. That's gonna be tonight. If
anyone cares, Giants beat the Phills yesterday ten to four,
they do it again tonight six to forty five. Listen
to the game right here at ZXL. We are your
official Philadelphia Phillies rayt O station. There you go, that's news.
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It's fifty eight now I saw that coming in this morning.
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Jesus.
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Now it's uh yeah, tomorrow, hig up to fifty six. Sorry,
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XL Morning Show. Uh, don't get used to it. I'm
gonna shave it off. As soon as the rest of
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my beer comes in. Nice. Sorry, this mustache was the
biggest mistake I've ever made in my face. You you
popped in from my birthday, which I appreciated. On Sunday, right,
we were over in Atlantic City at the Irish Pub
and you had a mustache. Yeah, yeah, I've never done
it before. Now now now, I never saw that on you,
and I was just I was trying to figure out why. Yeah,
(10:16):
I don't even know why. I see and there's a
lot of guys are trying to bring back the mustache.
But I think in an ironic way, like they they're
not doing it because it looks cool. They're doing it
because it's goofy. Well that was last year top Gun too.
Everybody wanted the goose mustache. I saw it, and I
thought these guys looked dumb when they did it. So
why did you do it? Saturday night We're getting ready
to go out to dinner. I don't know, man, I
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wanted to do something. I'm not a go tea a mustache.
It's started, okay, So I had, like, you know, a
little beard or whatever. So I mean that's okay. I'm like,
let me try something new. Ill used to shave the
whole thing off, but I don't have a face for
it now now I'm older, Like it's like, you know,
skin around your neck and your face. It just doesn't
look good. So it starts. So I start shaving it
and I do like a go tea. I'm like, well,
this looks dumb. And I'm like, well, let me go
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up a little bit and try and do that. Let
me do a fun the mustache where it comes like
the hogan where it comes to handleballs. They came all
the way down. Yeah. Yeah, I'm like, well that looks
even the dummer. Yeah. And now I'm in the back
in the day when I shaved. I mean, I couldn't
even tell you last time I shaved. Mans I have
a beard, but uh. That was the fun part of
shaving was you would try all these different things, but
then in the end you would shave off right like
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you would. You would go and be like, oh, that
looks funny. Now let me finish shaving. But you kept
the mustage. I believe it because it looks worse if
I I don't. Man, maybe it doesn't look worse if
I shaved it all off. So I had I'm like
I'm coming up and now I'm like, what did say?
She likes it? I'm like, what do you There's no
way you like this either you're being nice. Don't want
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to go outside. I mean to be honest, I don't
think let me see again. It looks awful. Man. I
don't even know if I'm not, just because I'm not
used to it. No, man, don't even man, just because
I don't get it. I never understood the mustache right
all right, Like it does I get a bird. The
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mustache is an old. It's like it's like a yeah,
that was a weird that was a like I'll put
a mustache up with like two pays. It's just not
a thing anymore. So this happened this morning. I'm walking
out a while while this morning, go get gased. Yeah,
I'm walking out and a guy says to me, and
this has never happened before. Guy construction worker had one
of those Neon vest On does some real construction that
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has his coffee cigarettes, sand whichever, a real construction guy.
Why would he even bring this up unless it was
so stupid that he had to say something. He says,
you know this guy, hey, you know you look like
that guy from the eighties. I'm like, why would you?
Why is it I would never ever bring I don't
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care what this guy look like. I would think it.
It would never be to me to say it out
loud that I look like some movie star from the eighties.
Now when you say, hey, you look like that guy
from the eighties. Now, if he's gonna say Tom Selleck,
this got like, hey, look I'm Tom Sellick. That's cool.
Did he say who? No? Because even he could just
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look like you're from the eight right, the guy, that guy,
that movie guy, the movie star from the eighties. And
I'm finking there's multiple right, That's what I'm saying. So
he just said, you look like that guy? But why
would you? It must look so stupid on my face
that this guy even brought it up. He had he
could have just turned around, walked away and never said
a word. You didn't ask who No? No, I know
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what I said. I want to know. I want to
know who he thinks I I said, was the guy,
the guy from Top gun Goose. This is a goose mustache,
This stupid goose mustard. That's what Goose had, that had
that bad mustard. That's just what everybody did when the
fire right, this is like this, but why even bring
that up unless it was so ridiculous? Member, it did
not end well for Goose. No, he died, remember, because
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he hit the top of the thing. He bled out
in the ocean and he got hot. What's her name,
Meg Ryan, Meg Ryan? He got that. That was spectacular
hot Meg Ryan. Yeah. Yeah, so now I go. Now,
I guess this kid did the top gun too, and
as he has a stupid mustache, so's he's got them mustache.
But once again, I think they do that, like I
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see like firefighters do it ironically. You're not doing it
because they want to do it. They do it because
it's a goof or like sometimes like they'll do that
like you know, whatever mustache November or what you know,
something like that where a guy for a month grows
a mustache because the whole thing is it's so embarrassing
to have a mustache. Now you have to have it
for one month. It's like when you're going to a
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silly theme party. It's like, oh, it's a ninety Steve
and you can't wait to get like the bright pants
and the bright shoes and everything else. You know, it
looks stupid, but you do it anyway. That's what this is.
MA mustache grows around. This is coming off now, so
you're gonna let the beard grow around there. Yeah, I
got it. And then, dude, you should do the Hogan
thing where when he went to he went a bad
right and he died his uh, his mustache. He would
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die black. Yeah, no, no, no, no, no no, no, would
die yellow like blonde. But then the beard that grew
on the sides, he would, he would die black. I'm
not doing any of that. This is going away. That's
a good look. And you should start wearing bandanas. Yeah.
That's gonna be so stupid. Man. Thank god, I don't
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have to look at it all the time. Yeah, until
you just brought it up. I forgot that. I saw
it on Sunday. One guy's like, oh, I mustache you
a question. I'm like, I get it. There, I get it.
Oh yeah, what kind of ice cream do you like? Mustachio? Yeah,
keep me away from I shouldn't be anywhere near school.
It is a little creepy creep dude, it is. And
I'll be hon word all weekend. Man. I was out
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everywhere this weekend. I'll put the I'll put the mustache
up there with the Gerbil like enough creepers had mustaches.
That it's not a thing, and that like Jerry Pennicoli
and Richard Gear killed Gerbils, every weird creepy guy has
this mustache going on. Hey, I got a pair of tickets.
You want to go see a great led Zeppelin tribute
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get back some rock news boy Stevie Nicks has announced
tour dates for this summer. Some of the dates are
solo shows, other ones are with Billy Joel when they
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play stadiums together. I saw that show with her and
Billy Joel. He makes her shut up? What do you mean?
Because she is a limited amount of time opening up
for Billy Joel, Because dude, Billy puts on two hours,
you know. So she goes up there and just does
her hits. So when I saw her, she was spectacular
opening up for Billy Joel. Now, I know a lot
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of people who a couple of weeks later paid a
lot of money to go see her in Atlantic City
at one of the casinos I won't say which one.
They said when she had the stage do herself for
two three hours, all political, we don't want she my
butt dropped thousands of dollars to see her and said
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he almost walked out because it was ten to twelve
minutes per song, that she would just start talking and
not shut up stop. So I'm guessing Billy. When she
tours with Billy Joel, He's like, Yo, wrap that nonsense up.
You got eighteen minutes, how do you want to fill it?
Philip playing her talking nonsense? Get up there. People want
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to hear seeing some of an Italian restaurants sing your
song Sweetheart. Yeah, I got a three hour set. The
closest we're gonna get is gonna be with Billy Joel
Stevie Nick's East Rutherford METLAKEE Stadium, August eight, Todd Runggren,
I know you're a big Todd Runggren fan. I don't
want to work. I just want to bang on the
drum all day, guy. Is that what it is? Right? Yeah?
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That's the time. Dude, he's a guy too. I think
he wrote a lot of songs. Also, I believe I
have my rock stars, right. Liv Tyler thought he was
her dad up until she was like ten because Stephen
Tyler was in no condition to be a father, So
the mother just told Live that Todd Runggren was her
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dad instead of Stephen Tyler. I'd rather have Steven Tyler
when Yeah, what a relief that day was like, yeah,
poor uncle Todd. You know, he's just trying to be
a good guy, be there for Live. But she's like, nah,
Arismus's way older than bang a Gong. Dad, Todd Runggren's
gonna be kicking off a tour. Oh, I just now,
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I just know one song. There's a dude, google him.
There's more. He's got it. He's got a catalog of songs,
and I know he's written a lot of good songs.
He's one of those guys where it's gonna surprise you
if you google Todd Rungre. I guess he's allowed to
do the ones he wrote. That's fine, Like you goes
see Smoking Robinson, like he wrote a bunch of stuff.
He'll blast the Temptations hit You're like, okay, I like
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this song. Let me see your Todd, what's the setlist?
A lot of bang the gong old bang? That is
that his bang the guns? Yeah? How did I know that?
That is? That's a good pool that information come from?
All right, Todd Runggren, Hello, it's me I saw the Light.
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I don't know any of those songs. Todd Rungren, Wikipedia,
Let's see here, everybody bear with us me a solo career?
Was he in a band? Solo career? A? His average
show length is two hours and four minutes. His average
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start time is one hour, four minutes. After the door's open.
Maybe I oversold this guy. Maybe maybe I know he's
got his Well, he's on tour. But this is sad.
Like there's a place called Bell's Beer Garden that he's
gonna be playing in Kalamazoo, Michigan. He's playing Pensak in
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New Jersey? Is it really? Yes? Pennsaucken pensackin Now, that's
not a norm where you usually it's it's Pensack is
not a hot bed for rock music. That's called the
Twilight Series. I'm guessing it's gonna be a Cooper River
Park in Pennsaucken on June twenty sixth to see Todd Rungren. Oh,
it says here the flea market in pen Saucken eight.
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I mean you're not far off, like I said, dude.
He's playing a place called Bell's Beer Garden. Yeah right,
it's beer garden, Bell Beer Garden. You want to go
up the Red Bank. He is playing in count Basy Theater.
That's gonna be on July second. We'll wrap it up
with this. Congrats the Mick Jagger eighty one years old
and he's engaged. Jesus, why good firm? Miic? How old
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is she? Way younger? I'm sure, I'm sure she's not.
I'm sure she's not seventy four thirty seven. He's eighty one,
she's thirty seven. He might have been talked to it.
He might have been tricked into this. His first marriage
was the Bianca Jagger back in nineteen seventy one. What's
sex like with a guy like that? They just had
a kid. What really, how can you even enjoy that?
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I mean, you're one hundred percent in fourth the money.
It's bands of their Yeah, I mean, I guess, dude,
she's hot. I saw a picture of her where she is,
you know, so, I mean good for Mick. Yeah, for her.
Eighty one dude, I saw him last year. Guy still
kills it up on stage, eighty one years old. I'm
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sure that they're making love. She's like squeezing the skin
on his back. It's that old person's skin, liver spots.
These are like old things that she has to do
for him, like help him. Yeah, he's gotta make sure
that he's regular. Oh he's a rock star, but you
don't think about like, I don't know where he needs
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that zip pop on his back. Well, then it's not
sexy anymore. He's gotta wear orthopedic shoes. There you go.
Some rock news for you, The XL I want to
shot right here one hundred point seven z XLS out
Jersey's rock station streaming on that iHeartRadio app Hey. In
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rock News, we talked about Todd Runggren. He's playing pen
salkin that's awful and uh and I I think I
extremely oversold them. I said, I thought he did a
whole bunch of songs and had a bunch of hits
because sometimes they write behind the scenes. So you are
you're pretty thought artists. I thought that's what it was.
I mean, bang the drum all day is the biggest one. Right, Hello,
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it's me. I think was a hit on like Top
forty in the seventies. Hey, put me in coach? Is
that him? That's Sean Fogerty. What's gonna happen is I'm
gonna start I'm gonna start naming a bunch of titles
and he's not gonna be a part of any of them. Yeah, so,
I uh yeah, Todd Runggren, I oversold you though. How
about this a Philly guy from Philly? Okay? Yeah? So
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were the Hooters right? Hooters? Yes? I dude, to be honest,
I think the Hooters had more hits than Todd Ruggren.
I don't know who it is I knew, but they
raved about how they knew one of the guys from
the Hooters. But he's a painter. Now, I'm like, what
are you trying to sell me here on the Hooters?
A song or two? I guess the Hooters one of
the the Hooters I've met, and they they are wonderful
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people and a very talented band. When I was a kid,
my brother loved the Hooters right and it was kind
of cool. It was a rock band from Philly and
it was like, oh dude. They were on MTV and
I remember before I don't know if you, if you,
if you go back this far as Jojoe before Ocean,
the casino was called Revel, Oh yeah, and I remember
it was it was closing and the Hooters were going
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to perform at the It was like, I don't like
a lobby bar. Were they going to save it? ATV? Yes,
we're gonna save and I think it was like it
was even like advertised as the Hooters last ride, like
it was like one of the last times Hooters ever performed.
So they called me up and they said, hey, uh,
can you come introduce the band? Right, your local stupid
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radio guy, can you come introduce the band? And I
said sure, So I go. I get a couple buddies. Right,
They're like, hey, if you just introduced the Hooters, well,
I don't know, throw you a couple of free tickets.
I was like, all right, So I get a couple
of my buddies. Dude, they still don't let me live
this down. So we get there. Now I'm backstage with
the Hooters, right, I'm like, all right, guys, you know,
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is there anything you want me to say? Like, you
know anything? I go out there like, you know, let
me know. And then this guy, Pierre Robert from MMR
in Philly. Yeah, this dude, this guy's been on the
radio since radio started, right, and he's I've met him,
super nice dude. I used to listen to when I
was a kid. So next thing I know, Pierre comes up.
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He starts hugging the Hooters and Pierre's like, all right, guys,
what do you want me to say when I'm up
on stage. He really knows the Hooters he's got, So
now I'm like, oh no, he's friends with that, like
he probably helped break the Hooters, right, not you. So
then the Hooters, like one of their managers is like,
well that's that's that stupid local radio guy. He's going
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to introduce the Hooters. So Pierre Robert throws a fit
and he's like, what do you mean He's gonna do it?
So now Hooter's management has to figure all this out.
I'm causing Hooters drama. And Pierre drove all away from
Concha Hawkins so he made the ride down. Dude. It's
like they're his friends. Yeah, And so the manager finally
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feels bad for me and goes, hey, look, Pierre has
a relationship with the guys. I didn't know he was
coming tonight. Could you introduce Pierre Robert so he could
introduce the Hooter. So you're introducing the guy who's going
to introduce the Hooters, dude. Yeah, And like a stupid
radio guy, I should have just said, you know what,
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I don't care. He just left right and I was like, okay,
and my friends, Dude, I'm up on stage and they're
looking at me, and I just see the disappointment and
laughter because I'm introducing the guy who's introducing sing the
band that is pretty bad. Yeah. I was a radio
guy introducing another radio guy. It was so sad. But
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I'm sure he has I know he probably has a
Hooter story or something. Band uh man. I've known these
guys for years. There's they came in, We did a
thing on a Saturday with an open session. Probably go
to barbecues at his house. I have no history with
the Hooter. The god the Hooters probably painted his living
room because he's a painter now. And I'm sure it
was some guy who was losing his job because they
were gonna shut this casino down. He books me to
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do it. Let me tell you how bad Todd Rudland
must be because we started talking about him. Due. We
just did six minutes on the Hooter Hooters back in
the Hooters. So Todd Runggren uh is playing Penshawkin. Yeah,
there you go, everybody. We will not have tickets for
that show. As matter of fact, you could just walk
up because if you're jogging around that lake you can
hear them. Yeah. I think it's a Cooper River Park.
You can just walk in. It's a park. Yeah. Uh,
(26:52):
he's playing right after stevee b We Yeah, we get dude.
There might be people rowing behind him. They probably don't
want to hear him. You turn it down. I don't
want to hear this man. I'm trying to walk. We
get up, We get back a freaking rugby. We'll knock
out some headlines. Why is he catching so much shrapping
all today? One hundred point seven ZXL, South Jersey's rock
(27:16):
station and the ZXL Morning Show. It's finally gone. It's
she is finally gone. She she she is finally gone.
Hold the heavenly shout out, Hold on she is finally
Oh oh no, oh no, I think I know who
or you're talking about it after I'm going to say,
(27:38):
between twenty to twenty three years on this planet. Oh,
your poor brother, the dog has finally been put down.
Oh your brother. Now, your brother's been through a bit
and this dog has been whipped by his side the
entire time. I can't I'm gonna tell you now. And
his dog died this weekend. He's got to be twenty
thousand dollars into this dog. There were stories where this
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dog got hit by a car and her insides were
hanging on the street. And still he dude, me, if
my dog sneezes the wrong way, I'm like, I put
it down. It's gotta go. But I'll tell you what. Man.
But but once again, you know this is where I
you know, guys fall in love with dogs. Man, your brother,
like I said, went through was a tough time, came
out the other end. Who was by his side the
(28:18):
entire time? Yeah? Right, that there's a therapy dog was
by his side the entire time. Well, luckily now he
has thirty cats that my mom somehow's around the house.
How's he doing, dude, I dude, it happened last night.
I'll be honest. I cried like a little like I
was there in the room they put my dog down.
Dude cried like a little baby. Yeah, man, it does
you come home, dude. I that's why I probably will
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never get a dog again, because I can't go through
that feeling again. Yeah, you're right too, Like at what
point we had like three little ones, and two of
them I had to make the call. The one my
wife had to make the call. And it's yeah, it's yeah,
it was bad. I don't want to do it's good
ten to twelve. Now, this thing, man, this thing lasted
for again. It's run. It was a rescue dog, like
I think it was from like the Revolutionary War where
whatever side lost, this dog was running around. So he
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got it around two hundred years. He had this dog
for that long, but like I don't know even the
last couple of years. It's it's it's one of those
things where you got a parent and it's like you're
constantly taking charge of it. Now your mom, So your
mom's fine. I'm talking about like people that they really
wait my mom to a dog. No, But I don't
want you to think I'll bring it up your mind.
I know she's going through some hell stuff, but I'm
talking about a person that can't even move around, can't
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fend for themselves, go to the bathroom. I want to say,
last year and a half of having my beagle, now
he lasted sixteen years. Fourteen and a half were good, Yeah,
but that last year and a half, man I've been doing.
I would have to bring him into the studio and
he was constantly bleeding out of his nose. And remember
that it was it was bad. Yeah, and that's how
this was too. And it's hard for me to make
that call. But I'm like, listen, bro, you gotta do it.
(29:46):
You gotta last night. Dog's not it's not living her
best life. If you believe there's something after this world,
then center to heaven where she can go chase a
ball and playing everything else. So I dreaded having to
put my dog down to the point where I would
sit there, my dog would be curled up. He was
having his labored breathing and everything, and I talked to
him and go, it's okay if you just close your
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eyes and it's it's like it's okay, Like like go,
Because I didn't want to have to be the one
that make the decision. Yeah, because it is, you know,
it's it's like there were mornings I was hoping that
I get up and my dog would just have passed
on peacefully because I didn't want to have to call
that that vet and which is such an awkward call
to me. This dog was in such bad help. I said,
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what's gonna happen is she's gonna go during the day
while you're at work. Now, my mom's gonna call me.
Now I get to get there, like I don't know,
just just what am I gonna do? That made the call? Yeah,
I said, make sure it's all taken care of. You
go there. You know they're gonna you know she's gonna
because you you're you're being a little vague. Did they
put it to sleep and we know that it happened.
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Oh yeah, yeah, it happened last night. Yeah, it's all done.
I think. I said, listen, go for the cremation thing. Man,
you bring her home, put her in a window. You
feel like he got the dog kind of spread it
around a tree or something like that. He didn't change
his mind. You have confirmation. I have confirmation. Yeah, unless
this thing somehow is I know your brother and I
know he at the last minute, he could change his
mind and all of a sudden tomorrow that dog's walking
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in your house. Would I be shocked if this thing escaped,
that broke out of there and then ran back to
his house, no shot. I always heard the rumor that
if like you survived the electric chair, right, uh you
you could, you could now live free. Right that was
like a thing like you know, I think they were
only allowed to shock you for a certain amount of time,
and if you could actually survive it, then you were
(31:36):
a free man. It's like a game on the boardwalk.
The dog beat whatever whatever drugs they put at him.
He beat it over twenty years. This dog, man, that's crazy.
It's a ride, but it's not really alive. Like, yes,
it's breathing. But that thing, if they could have done
it itself, like three or four years ago, probably would have.
So now I don't want this anymore. Man, Let me
go grab something to eat and just you know, take
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it away. Yeah you, I mean, you know, how's your brother?
He's good man. We talked yesterday before he did it,
That's what I'm saying. So you do you have did
you talk after. It was nice. Yeah, he said it's done.
It's all done. It's okay, man, Okay. Are you sure
he's not lying to you? I hope not. He's doing
It's like et they're hiding it from you. No, but
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I wouldn't be shocked to be got there and the
things started doing cartwheels and then chasing balls around the
lobby too, because it knows what's going down. But it
was an episode of Shameless that the kid was working
at a vet clinic and people were dropping their animals
off to be put down, and he was he was
keeping them. Yeah, until you put him in the basement. Member,
So yeah, confirm with your brother. And actually, I'm gonna
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say the vet would agree that this thing, you know,
it's yeah, enough was enough? What's what? Dude? I remember
the vet to put my dog down, Like I wasn't
even sure if it was gonna happen, right, Like, the
vet comes over, it just looks at my dog and
goes all right, Yeah. I was like you didn't even Yeah,
like don't don't. Don't you want to kind of kick
the tires a little bit? Guy Like no, that's like, yeah,
(33:03):
we'll maybe in and out in twenty minutes. I went
there with the intention that this dog wasn't coming back
because the health was bad. It was like twelve fourteen
years old. Say hello one or whatever. She's like, well,
we could do so and so so and so. I'm like, oh,
please be another option. She's like, or we could send
them to heaven. I'm like, heaven one, let's send them that. Yeah,
you know you know that that uh that farm upstate.
That's it. Yeah, Look we we get back, We'll do
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some trash.
Speaker 4 (33:27):
Hour Oh love track anything, thirty on on nothing, anything,
racket rock or roughing. Yes, love trash.
Speaker 3 (33:50):
There's some trash for it. Looks like Tom Cruise in
this on a Dale Moss. The dating roomors have are
on again. So this is a Benflex ex girlfriend. She's
an actress man. She's actually a really good actress. So
it looks like Tom Cruise has a new girlfriend. I mean,
how much kids blood is he drinking? I watched your
(34:10):
Top one too, and he and Bell Kilmer looks like
he's gone by about thirty years. And Val Kilmer's dead. Well,
Val Kilmer was dying. I mean, you're watching Val Kilmer
in that Top Gun movie. Actively die, Tom Cruise looks great. Yeah,
I know, dude, scientology must do something. Yeah is that
guy moving moving spoons with his eyes apparently keeps you young?
(34:32):
But yeah, Tom Cruise, dude, he I'll tell you what. Man.
We all said he was crazy, remember, like he had
a meltdown in like the mid two thousands, Jo went
on the Couch and then he went on the Today
Show and talked about vaccines and pills and we all
we do is is is shove pills in our kids,
you know, in our kid's mouth, and we don't like
(34:54):
give him the help they need. And we all kind
of laughed at him then. And now you listen, go
back and listen to his Today's Show speech with Matt
Lower and we all laughed. But now it's like he
was a little more right than I thought. Here's pictures
of him next to the kid in Jerry Maguire and
the kid looks like he looks the guy. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
(35:17):
it's like the kid now here. The kid now is forty. Yeah.
So yeah Tom Tom, uh, you know, looking good. And
he's got a nice young hot girlfriend though. Uh we
talked about that Blue Origin rocket ship. All right, Okay,
Katy Perry kid. Shoot, they were up in space for
a second and then they came back down to Earth
(35:38):
not doing anything significant. All right, Like, what what's okay,
let's do this game. You get to play one song
on your way up the space because I think they
I think they were only up there for like two
and a half minutes or something like that. So what's
what's what's the song? You're on a rocket shift, dude,
and it's it's gonna take you in the space. What's
the song? You won't blame him? Mine would be Katy
(35:58):
Perry fireworks, and the whole thing exploded a lot of
people thought that we were going to see a Challenger
type moment. Yeah yeah, but yeah, So it went up
in the space with Katie Perry and made its way
back there. Ben Aflat he's being interviewed because he has
a new movie out, The Accountant Too. If you didn't
(36:22):
see The Accountant One, go see it's actually a good movie.
So he was opening up actually in these interviews about
how he's not very good at relationships. We talked about
his ex girlfriend. She's now dating Tom Cruise, Jennifer Lopez.
She's moved on his ex Jennifer Gardner she's moved on,
so Ben said, yeah, man, who else? He said, Gwyneth Paltrow.
(36:45):
He dated back in the in the nineties. So the
guy's had some heavy hitters, but he's just not a
good relationship guy. You got your best friend, Matt Damon.
Now he's got a wife, I don't know what, thirty
years yeah, him and with jam fine, Yeah, Matt Damon's
got the wife for a while that like last twenty
years or so, Like mad you want to go hang out,
and it's like, nah, man, me and the wife are
going out and Ben Ben affleight here he is all
(37:06):
by himself, dude. I think it's that thing where he
keeps going for heavy hitters like j Lo and Jennifer
Garner and even this new actress Anna Damars. You gotta
find some broad, Yeah, like it's like a nobody who
works at Starbucks. That's that's that's the move. Then a
couple of times, that's all you have to marry every
broad you need, just go out hang the other thing.
(37:27):
I don't get them. I don't get the marrying stuff.
But here's the thing he's it's not like he's marrying
j Lo or Jennifer Gardner for their money. They got
their own money. So it's that weird thing where he
likes to jump in the marriage all the time. You
give me that money and take away my kids. I
don't know, man, I got a nice house. I just
rotate girls in and out of there. Right there, you go,
some trash.
Speaker 4 (37:47):
For it.
Speaker 3 (37:50):
XL. Hey, what's going on? Man? Not much, buddy? How
are you? I'm all right? How are you? Good? Man
to talk to you? What's your name?
Speaker 4 (37:57):
Name?
Speaker 3 (37:58):
Tyler? Tyler? Send you to the show here the Zoso
Zeppelin tribute band coming the hairs. We're going to hook
you up, all right, Tyler? Hell yeah, man, I appreciate it.
Oh yeah, man? What do you What do you do
for a living? What's your job? A tree guy? Tree
guy cutting down trees? Man? Listen, now, I'm not going
to take anything away from you, but I mean you
just take a chainsaw and the tree just falls. Right.
(38:19):
You just don't want to hit a house? Is that
the thing? Well, you definitely don't want to hit a house.
That's what you're going for. Yeah. Do you climb it
and chop it down from the top down? Or is
it like me? If I had an axe, I would
just take the thing out.
Speaker 2 (38:31):
I mean you could try and take the thing out
with an axe.
Speaker 3 (38:33):
Yeah, I think it's a lot of work. Uh now, Tyler,
I'm sure that you have seen these, but I thought
I've fallen down the rabbit hole of people getting hurt
while cutting down trees. And it's a fun YouTube rabbit
hole to fall down. Do the guy, dude, the guy
takes the tree, goes the wrong way, takes out his car,
that kind of stuff. Not like the guy who's standing
(38:56):
on the branch and he's cutting off. You go like,
that's my favorite too, Like what are you doing? I
did see videos though, where they're really close calls and
it's that tree falls and it's a guy on a
Saturday with his buddy's drinking beer, et and pizza and
that thing falls and it comes within like six inches
away from a shed. All right, all right, Tyler, Tyler, look,
(39:16):
it's only it's only me, you and Jojo talking right now. Okay,
what's the craziest thing you ever put in? One of
those wood chippers who say girlfriend, Yeah, like, come on, man,
you got that wood chipper. It's going right? Are you?
All of a sudden you're looking over at a propeane cylinder.
You're not thinking about pausing that in never a propein cylinder,
(39:37):
because I'm staying too close. Like if I was working
with you, and let's say, I don't know, I got
my hands on a live turkey. I think that things
go to the wood chipper just to see the feathers
come out the other side. Broad Tyler, Hey, man, I
appreciate it. Look you stay on hold. Led Zeppelin tribute
band coming over to Harris. We're gonna hook you up right. Yeah, man,
(40:00):
appreciate it. We'll have work tickets tomorrow. I thought you
and I were going to finally get in a fight
together man on the same team over the week. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
like we uh yeah, what was that double dragon? Yes,
you know, I gotta change. You got a knife. All
this happened in Atlantic citybox man. Oh dude, the old guy.
(40:21):
Do you remember that you were pretty blasted. Bro ohude,
he was great. You made a comment somehow you got
talking about artists whatever, and you made a comment that
led Zeppelin was overrated. Yes. I always say I do
it to get under the skin of my father. Yeah.
So the guy at the end of the bar, I
don't know many guy sat there for hours. He started chirping,
he yeah, you led Zeppelin overrated or not? And the
(40:45):
guy's like no, And then you said, I don't even
know how your response was, but he took it as
if you were being a douche. But I'm like, dude,
we're just talking about bands being overrated. Look where your
father in law came up to me and said, yo, man,
I think this guy might want to I'm ready to
throw down. Yeah, yeah, dude can get heated at a
bar talking about music and that that So what happened
(41:07):
was that guy was sitting by the jukebox and he
thought he owned it. Was spot So when I saw
a chance to sneak in, I grabbed and I went
and I owned the jukebox the rest of the night.
Yeah for five dollars. Yeah, five bucks, thirty songs. That's
a nice that's a nice gat. That was the That
was one of the nicer guts of the weekend. Yeah yeah,
(41:29):
so yeah, that guy, it was a nice enough dude.
He was actually me. We went to a comedy show,
hung out for a little bit. We went back to
the Irish Pup and he was still there. Maybe he
owns that jukebox. Who knows that's his, that's his. I
think that was his thing. Yeah, he's the jukebox guy. Yeah,
not one buster rhyme song, huh and the whole jukebox. No,
(41:49):
A very very Irish leaning dude. I'll tell you. You know,
we were so used to like when you go to
a bar, it's all digital and stuff. This was the
old school. Like I had to put the number in
for everyone. Yeah, you had to, like, you know, you
had the arrow to open up the pages and everything
like that. The thing is flattened around. I'll tell you
what you're putting in about ten minutes. If you're gonna
put in thirty songs, yeah, because it's like I'm putting
(42:11):
in code with old school man. But yeah, dude, I
would have fought them.
Speaker 4 (42:15):
I know.
Speaker 3 (42:15):
I was thinking about that, like, oh, I'm gonna come
around the side, you know. Yeah, especially when I haven't
been drinking, going back to drinking. I get beer muscle. Yeah,
Oh I get it, man, everybody in there did. Yeah.
Like I think I'm way tougher than I go. Yeah. Yeah,
I'm like if someone helped me Gotti and I'm running away,
I mean, I'll be honest, I was eighty. Yeah, we
could have taken up dude, no doubt. Maybe I think.
(42:37):
I hope. Look we get back, you know, knock out
some headlines. It is the z XL Morning Show right here,
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(42:57):
w z XL. You'll see a red microphone button. Hit
that and that is our talk back. Now do it
right now, leave it and I don't care what it is,
just leave something on the talkback. So forty five years old,
that's what I turned over the weekend. And it was
this Sunday or Monday, your birth Sunday. Okay, So I
actually saw you on my birthday. Yeah. I gave you
(43:18):
the card on the right day then, which was very nice. Yes,
I appreciate the beautiful gesture of a birthday card with
a gift card, keeping the tradition alive. It was a
gift card for Canal's liquor store, but we're not sure
how much is on it. Yeah, and that was I'm
(43:39):
going to say on a regift from Steve Raymond at Christmas.
I just never used it, So it could be fifteen
or twenty five. So if it's if it's a little
bit light, blame Steve Raymond. And that goes back two
years ago. For your birthday, I gave you a home
Depot card that I swore there was money on it
that I just had laying around. He was in my
(44:00):
car and apparently it did not have any money in it. No,
and it was a card. This woman hadn't seen me here.
My wife didn't understand the joke, so I got I
didn't get your birthday card. It was sorry for your loss,
like a sympathy card. I'm like, just just put it
in there. Such, it's funny. It's just fun, That's what
I say. It doesn't make any sense. It's like it's
not supposed to make sense. Stupid. She's like, well, what
do you get him for his birthday? I was like,
(44:21):
I got a Canal Skift card. Where'd you get it from?
I got it from Steve Raymond for Christmas and I
never use it. How much is on it could be
fifteen dollars, could be twenty five. Well you can't just
do that. No, I can just do that. I'll be honest, dude.
I think I left it at the bar. Jesus, man, No,
I put it in your pocket. I tucked it in
your pocket like you do, like a kid going to
the problem with the pocket. But yeah, I put it.
(44:41):
It could be anywhere. That was a night man. Who
knows that. Yeah, some crack on the street. City. Just
I'm just thinking about it now. I'm trying to trace
my steps and I'm like, I don't remember picking it
up and taking it with me. You could have lost
it in the dungeon. Who knows. I'll tell you what, man,
it was. It was a beautiful weekend. My my, my
lovely wife always you know, takes care of me when
(45:03):
it comes to my birthday and she, you know, it
was nice. Man. We went to Atlantic City and you
and your wife popped up and it was nice. And
then we went over to Acy Jokes saw some comedy.
I want to give Gary Gary g Garcia a big
shout out. He was always good. But the biggest takeaway
of my birthday weekend, dude, I'm getting coffee. Yesterday. We
(45:25):
were nice enough, like we got a room comped right
in Atlantic City and I'm getting coffee yesterday morning. It's
like seven am. I go to the woman, Hey, you
have any water? She goes, oh yeah, eight dollars for
a bottle of water? And where were you at the buffet? No, dude,
(45:48):
this was like a coffee kioso. Oh yeah, I know
the one you're talking about too. I like it over there.
But yeah, it's eight dollars for a bottle of water. Yeah,
it's right here. I sam it. You bought it as
an eight dollars because either it's that or drink tap water. Yeah,
so yeah, this is what an eight dollars bottle of
water looks like. It's eight dollars. It's such a shame. Man.
(46:12):
That's the problem with paid for with your Canals gift card.
That's what the problem with the casinos. Sometimes that's not needed.
You've taken every dime from whoever goes in that casino.
It happens because the house always wins. Oh the house won,
by the way, I'm out ten bucks. Oh would you play? Yeah? Well,
uh you know what I did. I believe it was
(46:33):
Monopoly slots. Okay, yeah, and uh I did, and it
was that. It was sad man. There was one swing
and that was it. And then the pasco you didn't
collect two hundred dollars. Yeah. Yeah, And here's the problem
I have. And I love my wife, but we go
out there, we end up at the Irish pub. Good
time man, hanging out drinking. Yeah, so all I want
to do is gamble. So now somehow I have to
(46:53):
get this into a casino. Yeah. The way I do
that is, hey, I just I just text Gary, let's
go to ac Jokes because now I know I get
to get the resources and I can gamble. But I
forget my wife is there, so we get there early,
so she has nothing to do but watch me gamble.
So now I am playing crabs. I put two hundred
dollars down, and I'm down a little bit, and I'm
watching her watch me and just discuss because like, okay,
(47:15):
this is my gambling money. This is money. I'm up.
I'm up. I'm up with the two hundred dollars in
my life, probably down, but like, this is my gambling money.
But I could just see in her eyes it's like
he just put two hundred dollars on a table where
he could lose. That's it. But I'm already up. This
is gambling money. That's our electric bill. It gambled right, like,
couldn't he do something? Well, I have what's called a
(47:36):
minor gambling addiction, so this is this is fun for you?
Ten bucks? That was it? Like I won't gamble again
for another year? Yeah, how do you do that? Man?
Now there's other vices I have? Yeah? True, But now
I thought the biggest trick you were going to play
on me and I would have been mad, but I
would have got it and thought it was funny. H
(47:59):
In hindsight, you made a big deal about going over
to ac Jokes, which is in resorts. Go check it
out acjokes dot com. So you make us leave the
Irish pub to go to ac Jokes. We get there
and you're not there. And dude, I thought the joke
was that you made me get up from a bar
that I was having fun at, Ye go to a
(48:19):
place I didn't want to go to, and then you
bail and go home. I'm gonna say about thirty percent
of that idea was I knew you didn't want to go,
so I could tell my wife I go. He knows
you didn't. I don't want to go do this. That
wasn't your thing. But when I got into your wife
and she's like, let's go and then the the in
law is like, yeah, let's do a comedy show. Short,
I'm like, dude, I was loving life. Your birthday Irish
(48:42):
only one doesn't want to do it. Me and me
and this old guy were fighting over the jukebox and
and that was it. Like I was cool. That was
a night for me. I could have played music on
that jukebox. Actually, after the comedy show, we went back
to the Irish pub where the old guy was still
there and we were still fighting over the music on
the jukebox. Yes, part of that night was to make
you film. That's what we do man. Yeah, I knew
(49:02):
my wife doesn't want to stand that. I like she
gets when, like you'll text her knowing I don't want
to do something and be like you guys should do this,
and I go, you know he's doing that because he
knows I don't want to do that. Let's do dinner,
let's hang out. It was your birthday day, you were
the you you everybody else had would go to the
comedy club. You didn't want to go, but that was
your birthday, Like you know what, I'd rather just sit
(49:24):
here and we all should have done it. But then
you know what, it ends up being fun. We sit
in the back of the room at the comedy club
and we just goof on everybody that was man. Yeah,
so thank you everyone who took part. Yeah. I had
birthday man, that birthday celebration. My wife walking up to
the Irish pub and like just get inside. It's say,
you know, Atlantic City doesn't look its best. Atlantic City's
in a rebuilding face, like the six look we get back.
(49:49):
You think you got it bad. I don't think we
have it bad. In Louisiana, the cutthroat cowboys were on
the loose at a Walmart. Of course, it's always a Walmart.
Cops in Baker, Louisiana have arrested four men who entered
the Walmart superstore on horseback. Two of the riders turned
(50:09):
themselves in the police when word got out about their
emotional support horse stunt. The other two did the same
later in the week when they realized warrants were out
for the arrest. Reports say their motivation for riding the
horses into the Walmart began and ended with the fact
that it seemed like a fun thing to do. But
I get it man, if you're trying to steal and
you're trying to get away from the cops like we
used to do it on quads or like a motorcycle,
(50:30):
you can go places. Well, you get on a horse,
you're going going. That CoP's not gonna find you. Yeah,
you just take off into the woods. A new study
out of Denmark has looked into the possible links between
tattoos and cancer. I get dad, you're putting ink into
your body. In the study, researchers claim there may be
an increased likelihood of cancer, specifically skin cancer and people
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with large tattoos. By large, researchers refer to the body
art that's bigger than the size of your palm. They
call it a dose effect. The more ink that's injected,
the greater chance of triggering an inflammatory response, which could
cause cancer. I know a guy blacket out his whole
arm so he can tattoo white on it. Yeah. That's
another thing, is the blackout. Yeah, I know guys would
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have on their head. I know guys who went to
Florida in nineteen ninety nine and got a tattoo for
forty five dollars in Cocoa Beach. What was it? Do
you remember what this guy did. This guy had just
gotten I think it had just left Ron John and
then went over to the tattoo shop. So him and
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his friend, this guy, I know, they him and his
friend were down in Cocoa Beach and they decided to
get tattoos. Now, they didn't talk to each other before
getting the tattoos. And then they got the tattoos. And
when they walked out of the tattoo par they're they're like, oh,
show me your tattoo. And they showed each other the
tattoo and they got in the same tattoo. Brothers for life. Huh. Yeah.
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He got it on his ankle and me got it
on my left breast. Was this something dumb? Like a
like a cubir or son? Because I was in Florida.
You mean this guy was in Florida. Son, that's what
I got. That's pretty awesome, man, because you're like a
guy of the Earth, I guess, yep, yeah, because that's cool.
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I don't have any tattoos, man, I might be the
only person I know without a tattoo. I got two
dumb ones, two dumb ones. A case of perceived bad
attitudes has resulted in an arrest Edward Cocaine is the
guy's name, Yes, Edward Cocaine. While at a subway in Florida,
Cocaine allegedly got into it with employees. Eventually he pulled
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out a knife. Sheriff report says that Cocaine became so
I rate with employees that yelling at him from across
the counter wasn't enough. He took out the knife. So
the guy was arrested. And I guess he's making headlines
because his last name is Cocaine spelled Cocaine. But it
was you know, think about it. It was an aggravated
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assault charge and not a drug charge. Right, yeah, ironic? Right,
isn't that ironic? Uh, it's not iron Well, I mean maybe,
I don't know. I'd have to go look up the
Atlantis Morisset song. Well, it's like meeting the man of
your dreams and then you meet his beautiful wife. Yeah.
Or flying your Sharden Knight. Yeah. Uh, there you go.
Those people, they haven't bet you not much. One of
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life's greatest mysteries has one Hunch point seven ZXL, South
Jersey's rock station ZXL one show. I'm not sure I
agree with this. Now I'm watching more videos now and
I appreciate this. These these girls that are in these
sports and the transgender guy is gonna compete. There was
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a woman she was in fencing now, yeah fencing, the
sword fighting or whatever, yeah, fencing, and they had a
you know, a biological guy who was going to go
up against her. She she said, no, I'm not going
to do this. I'm out. It's a physical sport. I
get it. I watched the other day. It was this
frisbee golf, which I didn't know was a real thing.
I watched, like an actual regulated sport. It looked like
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I don't know, they had I don't know. It looked
like it was well put together. So it was a
transgender guy wondering frisbee golf. That's what I'm saying. Now.
This girl where I'm like, hey, whatever, this girl decided
she's like, you know what, I'm not going up against
the guy. I'm like, that's the one sport golf. I
think you got a shot that you can be better
than a guy because you're not getting your head pounded
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in in a boxing match. That happened to almost darts,
like like come on, you know, okay. There was there
was a woman. Okay, this and it is bad and
I get it. There was a woman's billiards tournament and
the last two contestants were both biological men. Like, but
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how does that happen? Like, it's not a physical thing.
You could be a better pool player than a guy.
Corn hole again, Yes, you don't really have an advantage.
You could be more accurate. Are guys more accurate than women?
Ping pong? And I know we're better drivers? What about
ping pong? Ping pong? Okay, I put ping pong? Yes,
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I think tennis you certainly have an advantage. But ping pong,
you would think because of the size of the table
that a guy wouldn't have that much of an advantage.
Now one could still be It wasn't this. This wasn't
a guy versus a girl. But one time, stay with
me here, Okay, I was in Hong Kong. You were
in Hong Kong. I was in Hong Kong and I
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saw King Kong. He does monkey King Kong, Hong Kong,
and I was in Hong Kong, was traveling for business.
I saw King Kong. He was playing ping pong, But
do you know what he was playing with? And he
had to be disqualified his ding dong that you were
in Hong Kong watching King Kong play ping pong with
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