FRIDAY 5-16-25

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Wake Up, Wake up, Wake up, way up.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
In a world of jown mediocre radio in a time
of regulations and rules, under the scrutiny of bosses and management,
one show breaks all the rules to deliver entertaining, compelling
and educated radio and stand about all the rest on

(00:36):
this show? Isn't it.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
Okay? Hey man, what's happening? Good morning? Good morning to you, dude.
I'll tell you what mahn. I uh, I don't know
what to take from this diddy trial, but I uh,
for some reason, my algorithm as Meghan Kelly. Remember Megan
Kelly was a Fox News reporter and then they like
tried to give her a show on NBC and that

(01:03):
blew up, and yeah, why she get bound to someone
trying as saw it was right? Has like the world
changed and like you couldn't say anything like me too,
the me too st and she and so she got
she ended up getting paid out like seventy million bucks.

Speaker 3 (01:20):
Riley might have said, hey, you know you look great today,
and then she got all buttered.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
No no, no, no no no no no no no,
no opposite. She was trying to go ri She was no,
she is like on our side, like she is like
this like staunch, like don't. I'm I'm a woman who
worked hard, I'm a lawyer. Door, Yeah, I gotcha, and

(01:45):
then I could pay for dinner. Tried to do that
on NBC and it was right before COVID, around that
time that they gave her a show and she said
a couple of things that I think were not NBC
see approve. I like her, and she got banged out
and but she ended up getting the contract for like

(02:06):
seventy million bucks. Uh no, So this so yeah, I
know we've been saying that. We've been saying this now
for like a couple of weeks because we keep mentioning
the Diddy trial. Yeah, dude, it looks like is look

(02:27):
sexually weird as this guy is not illegal. I don't
think this guy did anything illegal. Not illegal. And even
Megan Kelly, who's a woman who's a lawyer, she even
came out yesterday and said, I'm going through everything they're
saying at the trial. Nothing like everyone who took part

(02:48):
in these freak offs. Yeah, they were willing. There's there's
there's receipts, meaning there's text messages saying how much fun
we had at these parties, and so it seems like
they're really just going after him and there isn't anything there,
Like you and I, lawyers would say, most lawyers I've

(03:11):
listened to say, there's really like he's he should get
off like you and I.

Speaker 3 (03:16):
Right now, we could go to Burgot and I could say, hey, man,
I got an inflatable baby pool.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
You're like, oh, that's cool, and I fill it up
with baby oil.

Speaker 3 (03:24):
And I'm like, Scotty, I, you know what, I want
to do some stuff to myself. Why you jump into
baby pool full of baby oil? Burganda? So you mean
a Tuesday. It's perfectly fine. It's a little weird, but
it's perfectly legal. I think that's the problem. They got
really got hurt.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
I think we they tried to go after him for
being weird, but other than like maybe throwing his girlfriend
around a hallway in a hotel, that was wrong. That
was wrong, wrong, and that's like a misdemeanor. Like, dude,
you don't know about that already. Like the FBI got
involved in this, and FBI like took him in and

(04:02):
it's like, turns out, dude's just a pervert. This weird guy,
just a weird dude. That's why the ties and then
they did her own thing. I got it. That's why
I busted. Don't bust it. Don't talk to him anymore,
probably because of all this, that's what it is. He
just don't talk to him anymore. I haven't called Bust
the rhymes in a while, so I don't know what
Bust is up to.

Speaker 3 (04:20):
Everybody, Friday morning, let's not bouncing it out. Let's find
its exl workforce and point the day today. We'll have
one hundred bucks. The ocean will hook you up a
hundred bucks and tickets to go see Alice Cooper will
do that. Just coming up a little bit Une point seven.
The XL, South Jersey's rock station, z XL Morning Show.
Good morning, everybody doing line.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
I can go all rite it and we'll do it
lit and things sucks. I'm Scotty. Good morning. Here's some
news by us on a Friday. The Federal Aviation Administration,
the FAA has resorted to buying replace the parts on
eBay and making new parts with three D printers. Man,

(05:05):
that's what the Transportation Secretary said the lawmakers yesterday. As
the air safety system draws security or scrutiny for decades
over old technology and persistent staffing problems. The quote is,
we do try and buy replacement parts on eBay for
this old equipment. Sometimes we can't even buy it on eBay,

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so we're trying to use three D printing the craft replacements.

Speaker 3 (05:32):
This is something you and I do when we need
to play a replacement part for a lawmower. This is
a lawnmower, because no one's gonna diet. That lawnmower just
craps out after a week. So this comes from Newark.

Speaker 1 (05:42):
Newark, they found out is severely not only understaff, but
they're using equipment from the eighties.

Speaker 3 (05:51):
Like Commodore sixty fours. Yes, the old green ones man
the blocks. The other day, I was on I was
on vacation.

Speaker 1 (05:58):
So I was, I was coming home. I was. We
were landing in New York and I actually had to
land to bases loaded. Oh my god. The video game. Yes,
it was very weird. That is weird weird. You're playing
the game with the Pilot, a company that owns three
prominent seashore resorts in Atlantic City and Brigantine, filed for

(06:19):
Chapter eleven bankruptcy. The Flagship and the Atlantic Palace resorts
in Atlantic City, along with Las Somana. Do you know
what Las Samana is? I know you're in Brigantine.

Speaker 3 (06:30):
Yeah, that's when I got married. That's where my aunt
Mary and my mom stayed. Is at the big old hotel.
It's no, no, it's not that one was. When you
come in the main strip, it's off to the right
before you make a you can make a right.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
And then there's a block till you get to the ocean. Well,
it's up for sale because they went bank. Wow, the
corporation is. I guess it's all time shares and people
aren't buying time shares anymore. Ford Motor is recalling two
hundred and seventy thousand Lincoln Navigators and Ford Expedition vehicles
because of a portly installed front breake line. That's scary.

(07:03):
It may lead to reduced break function, including a risk
of a crash.

Speaker 3 (07:07):
Would you rather drive in a Lincoln Navigator or land
in Newark?

Speaker 1 (07:11):
What? What would you rather? Do you have to do?
One gun to your head? What do you have to do? Uh?
In Newark? Or or driving a Lincoln Navigator? Okay, I
would hope that the pilot knows how to land a plane. Okay,
but if your brakes give out. You're done.

Speaker 3 (07:28):
What if you're going to an airport in Newark but
you're driving in a Lincoln Navigator?

Speaker 1 (07:32):
Are you just playing with death? You are super screwed.
That's news. What about sports Phil's Pirates that's gonna be
tonight six forty five. Start listening to the game right
here at ZXL, we are your official Philadelphia Phillies righttio station.
Dick's Sporting Goods. This sounds like one company that sucks
is buying another company that sucks. Dick's Sporting Goods is

(07:52):
buying foot Locker for two point four billion dollars. Wow.
First of all, who goes to dick Sporting Goods anymore?
And who goes the footlock Yeah? I hadn't. Well, you
know what, I took my kid to foot Locker.

Speaker 3 (08:04):
He thought it was the Disneyland of sneakers, but he
got one parent.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
I mean, this is what Facebook yard sale killed these places.

Speaker 3 (08:10):
Especially Dix. Man, if you need like a batting helmet
or a glove, just go to Facebook.

Speaker 1 (08:14):
Just go to Facebook yard sale foot locker. I mean,
like I do. Who when was the last time somebody
bought a pair of shoes from footlocker?

Speaker 3 (08:22):
Where people gotta wear referee out. I know you're not
a referee, dude, your size, you're not right man. You
don't even have a whistle.

Speaker 1 (08:27):
I'll tell you what though, it was kind of cool
when they put those benches in. That was kind of neat.
I will say that was back in the nineties, when
they put the benches in like it was a basketball court.
That was kind of cool. Okay, there you go, that's news.
That's sports.

Speaker 3 (08:42):
Hey, Clouds and Fogg today, seventy four Chance of ran
tonight open at low sixty four tomorrow for your Saturday
Sunny I have eighty three sixty one outside right now,
one hundre point sevens EXL South Jersey's rock station, ZXL
Morning Show, one hundred point sevens THEXL South Jersey, these
rock stations, the XL Morning Show. It's about that time

(09:03):
of the year where my wife sits down, pulls out
the calendar for the summer. What activities are gonna get
the kids involved in this year? Last year she blew it.
The neighbors were raving about the the uh Catholic remember.

Speaker 1 (09:15):
They sent it like an Indian camp or something.

Speaker 3 (09:17):
The Catholic Church did a summer camp for a week
the church camp. I assumed it was, hey, you know what,
I come out there and uh, you know, we'll open
up the church gymnasium and they could play a little
bit and that's it, and you're gonna have some good time.

Speaker 1 (09:30):
Maybe you learn a little bit about or something. Correctly, Jojo.
The kids did not like it.

Speaker 3 (09:34):
It was full blown CCD, where you instead of taking
it throughout the year, you can cram it all in
the week. My kids come back through, they're so upset.
They're like, it was so bad. I'm like, come on, man,
you're over exaggerating.

Speaker 1 (09:45):
He's like, Dad. We went.

Speaker 3 (09:46):
We had to write down the names of all these statues,
and then everybody had that. There was a saying everybody
they all knew the words. We didn't even know the
you're not Catholic. I think you're not Catholic and you
went to a Catholic summer cam.

Speaker 1 (09:59):
I swore there was like a money grab for the
Catholic church, Like, hey, listen, everything is a money grab
that church.

Speaker 3 (10:04):
And we lied and my wife called the sister somebody
and said, yeah, you know what, we had a family emergency.
Can we get our one fifty back? I think they creditor.

Speaker 1 (10:13):
So it was nice. Man. We dig it back.

Speaker 3 (10:15):
So my wife's trying to come up with with summer camps.
Now we had a few picked out. We decided to
bail on them because it's like eight hundred dollars for
a week for a summer camp for an eight year old.
That doesn't make it make a lot of sense. I can,
I can find better ways to spend the eight hundred dollars.

Speaker 1 (10:27):
It's crazy, dude. Now it's nuts.

Speaker 3 (10:29):
There is uh now there is a camp and I'm
okay with this one. It's I want to say it's
Gloucester County Institute of Technologies parted a summer camp.

Speaker 1 (10:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (10:38):
Probably yeah, Now GC, you get to pick what you
want the kids to do. Now, there's some nonsense there.
There's some I don't know, culinary arts and all the other.

Speaker 1 (10:46):
Nonsense or culinary culinary arts whatever it is, cooking you
know it's cooking.

Speaker 3 (10:51):
Yeah, you know, I don't know. It's probably so in class.
You know, nonsense is just a waste of time anyway.

Speaker 1 (10:55):
I don't know. Man, this day and age, I would
rather my kids take a cooking or sewing class then
some like like uh foodunk art, history, class.

Speaker 3 (11:07):
Oh, they say the net the next group of millionaires
are all gonna be trade workers. And they're right, you're
gonna make a ton of money in the trades. Kids,
just just hang in there, right, let's this nonsense. Just
run its course and you're out of there. But some
of the classes they have welding. This is all for
my kid. It's like seventh and eighth grade. Up.

Speaker 1 (11:23):
What this doesn't sound like summer camp, dude, this sounds
like school.

Speaker 3 (11:27):
Yes, you're right, it's where there's it's not nonsense kicking
a ball against the wall and hanging out with your buddies. Yeah,
you know some welding. There's an electrician class. You want
to do electric work, they have electricians, teacher electric work.
There's carpentry classes. I said, now this is a camp
I can get behind. I don't mind. It was one
hundred and fifty dollars for a week. I was like, yo,

(11:47):
I send them. Let them know what a welding torch
feels like. I am one hundred percent you know how
to make a key. Thank god, thank god someone did
it right. And and for Gloucester County Institute Technology, Bravo
broutgo for not wasting these kids time.

Speaker 1 (12:03):
I and I don't think it cost my parents any money.
I remember it may during the summer. My parents would
make me go do that kind of stuff. But like
I would do a baseball camp. Maybe maybe it was
like one hundred bucks, not even fifty bucks. Uh, I was.
I know you make fun of me because we had
a shorehouse and a boat. But I took tennis. I was,

(12:25):
I was a big tennis fighter. They have escorts in
Ocean City, right, and so yes they did, so I took,
I saw I would take. But none of that I
remember costing any money. You just showed up as a
kid and it would be like a tennis clinic. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (12:39):
I think the parents ended up paying for my kids
are awesome. They'll ask me, I say, hey, you want
to do this, so like how much is it? And
I'll tell him like, nah, I don't want to spend
the money. I was like, well, thanks buddy, Yeah, I
appreciate that. Yeah, because we uh, let's see.

Speaker 1 (12:49):
I hope your kid comes back and he just all
he learned was how to drink red bull and smoked cigarettes.
He's now smoking. He's making Like all the construction guys
we tried, we try wilderness camp. That was the swing
of the miss.

Speaker 3 (13:02):
Kids come back, They're sweaty, they're hot, there's leeches stuck
to their body, like.

Speaker 1 (13:07):
Metford, like like, what are you gonna get like a goose? Yeah,
you know what it is? It was.

Speaker 3 (13:12):
I think I think it was I'm not going to
use the R word, but I think it was for
animals that were jacked up in some weird way. Like
it was a duck that was only like half of
a duck, it's in a pen.

Speaker 1 (13:24):
I'm like it was a horse without a way, right, yeah,
like things that were just wrong with them, you know.
So that was a swing and a miss, but ridiculous.
I'll tell a welding camp. Got a welding camp, my man, God,
I mean, at least that's something he could take. It's
a trade. It's something to do, man, learn what it's
better than him? What what's he gonna go through the

(13:44):
dirt in Medford exact and be like, here's a worm.

Speaker 3 (13:47):
I had to pick him up every day. It was
hot and dusty and everything else, like get in the
car son, I as I told my wife too, you
know what do they need to do?

Speaker 1 (13:55):
Like, let's just have fun. This summer. Let's have fun.

Speaker 3 (13:58):
You know, I try to think why I ordered work
books on Amazon and I never did it do any
of that. Well, I'm trying to get him reading well,
he's going into seventh grade. He reads it a second
grade level, and so I'm trying to get him up
five grades by September.

Speaker 1 (14:10):
We'll see how that goes. He's reading Daniel's Steel novels. Look,
we were back. We're gonna do a thing called rock news.
Jojoe and Scottie rock news. I'm Scotty. Good morning. Here's

(14:34):
some news for you, some rock news. It's rock news.
I know I was goofed on you. Here's some rock
bas mess up my time. Alison Chains, their drummer, Sean
Kinney I shared an update on why they had a
canceled concert because of some type of health issue with him.

(14:56):
His quote is firstly to everyone who came out the
Mohegan Sun show and was affected by the short notice cancelation.
A small casino. Isn't that a small casino? Num First
of all, no one goes to see Alison Jains. It's
the guy killed himself right like no, no, no, he
overdone right. The original lead singer no one's going to

(15:17):
see Alison Jeans for the new lead singer. So he said, firstly,
to everyone who came out the mohegan Son and the
short notice cancelation, to everyone who had tickets come see
the band at one of the other shows, thanks for
your understandings. It's not a loss on the band of
myself that you spend money, make plans and all that nonsense.

(15:37):
I was very much looking forward to getting back out
there and playing with the band again. It's difficult but
necessary decision. I don't personally utilize social media, and I'm
not particularly fond of my health issues being made public,
but I understand people are concerned. When the doctors advised
me not to play in the short term, I quickly
went through a bunch of things. I am not dying.

(15:58):
He said, Okay, we're gonna buy your tickets. Then that's no.
Don't they canceled every Oh, they canceled it. They canceled.
So Allison Chain's not touring because of the drummer, which,
by the way, can you just get drummer.

Speaker 3 (16:11):
Yeah, drummers you can replace. It's frunk guys that are
hard to replace unless you replace someone.

Speaker 1 (16:15):
Else already replaced the front guys. The front guy died
in two thousand and one. Cand be honest.

Speaker 3 (16:20):
My wife is texting me, and I didn't listen to
any of the story.

Speaker 1 (16:23):
You just did, so I just tried to time, and
I'll be honest. We'll play the honesty game here. I'll
be honest. You just had your wife on speaker. Yeah.
And some of the stuff she spewed was so nonsense.
Oh yeah, it's crazy. Yep. Welcome world, dude. It was nuts.
The fact that she won't drink bottled water is nuts.

(16:43):
Oh yeah, yep. But I don't understand certain. So there's
some good bottles and some bad bottle. It's the same
factory and they just put different la. Dude. Do you
know there is a factory in North Jersey and they
just take a water spicket. Yeah, right, and they just
fill bottles up and then steal them up and say, look,

(17:05):
poland spring.

Speaker 3 (17:06):
I'm drinking water from W. B. Mason that I fill
up every morning. I don't have cancer yet.

Speaker 1 (17:12):
Oasis, it looks like they're adding more people to the
reunion tour that's happening this summer. Liam and Noel are
back together and reuniting for a twenty twenty five tour.
It looks like they're gonna bring in what's the guy's name,

(17:34):
Andy Bell. I don't know what he does, Andy Bell.
He said, I'm really into the tour. I'm looking forward
to it. We'll see each other on tour. So I
guess he was. I think he was an original member
of Oasis. So yeah, you like go. Who did you
want for your birthday party? Was it Onic? Oh? Tonic? Yeah?

(17:57):
You want to get you want to get Oasis for
my dude? One hundred percent. I'm all in. I love Oas.
You think twelve grand.

Speaker 3 (18:04):
To get it done?

Speaker 1 (18:06):
It might be a little short Tonic, dude, you just
triple Tonics price, but Oasis twelve grand might be a
little top Tonical bartend dude, I'll be honest. I think
I got an oil change the other day and the
guy from Tonic was the guy he to the oil change. Weezer.
They're bassist Scott Schriner. His wife is in a lot.

(18:31):
She's in a lot of trouble. She's facing fellony gun charges.
She shot at a cop during a standoff. Right.

Speaker 3 (18:39):
It was.

Speaker 1 (18:40):
It was a really weird encounter. It was I think
a lot of miscommunication. There was a hit and run
that happened by her house. She got scared, came out
with a gun in her backyard. The cops thought she
was part of the hit and run for some reason,
don't know why. And then she shot at the which
you can't do ever shoot a cop. Figure it out,

(19:01):
talk it out. She's facing up the nineteen years in prison. Yeah,
so she she pleaded not guilty when she was in court.
But yeah, this could get a little messy. But I
watched the cop footage, the cop can footage, and it
just seems like ever the cops were not really knowing

(19:24):
what's going on. She didn't know what was going on.
The fact that she fired the cops, that's bad. That
that is the thing that they're gonna go. Yo, you can't.

Speaker 3 (19:33):
Let's everybody in the situation, everybody but the cop. Just
put your hands up, drop any weapon you have, and
just get on the floor.

Speaker 1 (19:42):
Were saying that. The cops were like, don't do anything,
just put the gun down. Time out, like they were
like because they were behind a fence and they were
yelling to her, don't do anything. We're cops. Put the
gun down, like we're just gonna figure this out, and the.

Speaker 3 (20:06):
Streaming on the iHeart radio appage, so you can even
go to the app right you hit the radio station
and then if if your friends like I'd love to
hear your show, but I live in Ohio, Well you
could just copy the threat there the little link and
send it to him. They click on it and boom,
the heard that pops.

Speaker 1 (20:22):
Right up Delco. Like you know, the Pope, the new
Pope is listening now, the new Pope. I'm look not
one hundred, but I'm pretty sure he vacationed in Ocean
City and he used to listen to show. He probably
did va. I'm on that, but I'm pretty sure. I

(20:45):
gotta have a talk with the guy across the hall. Okay,
like real talk. We talk.

Speaker 3 (20:53):
We only have fun talks, even when it's a real
serious issue. You seem to have fun talks with the guy. Yeah,
like you, he's.

Speaker 1 (21:00):
Going through some life stuff that is bad, like it
really it sucks, and and I really love him. I
really liked the guy a lot. But yesterday he shows
up and he comes in our studio. Dude, he's got
a pair of basketball shorts on that are so tight

(21:21):
I can see his penis like, I can see his penis,
so why because it's not like he just got so
I don't know. I don't know if if it's tough
because you're tall, like he's like six three or six four,
maybe like six five, like he's tall. But dude, like

(21:44):
it was the penis was in my face when he No,
I don't think it was. No, I don't think it's
a side that I'm not giving him any credit on
having a big penis. His pants were so tight these basketballs.
It was like he almost you know what, like when
you're in a rush and he must have grabbed his
kids shorts by accident and put them on. That's what

(22:06):
it looked like. Well, defeats the whole purpose of basketball
shorts beause it's supposed to be comfortable when snugg It
don't make any sense, dude. And I'm like, and I'm
talking to him, and I'm like, I can't stop looking
at his dom because it's I can see it, right,
it's so tight. Right, the basketball shorts are so tight,

(22:27):
I can see the entire dom. Now do you do
you make a comment about it? I did not. I
did not because I look he's going through some stuff. Yeah,
so I didn't want to. I didn't want to, like,
I didn't want to add any more or crap on
his line.

Speaker 3 (22:42):
I think a compliment about how big is unit. It
was probably exactly what he wanted he wanted to know.

Speaker 1 (22:48):
I don't think his unit was big. I think he
was just a tight pair of shorts.

Speaker 3 (22:53):
Yeah, my wife wishes I dressed differently, like she'd like
my things to be a little bit more snug.

Speaker 1 (22:58):
I don't like that they were in the we're in
the world now of tight clothes. My guys, clothes are tight.

Speaker 3 (23:03):
Like you get tight shorts too, man, like you tighter
shorts and they're a little high on the thighs and
everything else.

Speaker 1 (23:08):
Dude, Remember try put me in.

Speaker 3 (23:10):
One of those bathing suits and it was it's a
It was an eight inch in seam. And think about that,
like eat itches down from where the bottom of your
I guess, dud, dude, it's not a lot there.

Speaker 1 (23:20):
Dude.

Speaker 3 (23:20):
I have five inch five and one in seam shorts. Yeah,
what are they but the ones like the Canadians wearing
wild wood?

Speaker 1 (23:28):
Dude? Yeah? Five inches where that's where you live? Now?
Remember last year I passed out on a chair and
my shorts were like five inch. Yeah, I still have
the picture and my nuts were and my nut hunt
fell out, and I and and and my father in
law ended up taking the picture of it where and

(23:48):
he didn't know it at the time. He thought he
was funny taking a picture of me passed out in
the chair. But if you zoomed in, you could see
my nuts at Yeah, he did. He put that up online.
How did I get that picture? Jack? My wife? Oh? Okay, yeah, yeah,
she said it to me and she's like, can you
you look?

Speaker 3 (24:03):
What are you doing when you're past down and your
ball's coming out of the bottom. And I think I
said it to your wife.

Speaker 1 (24:09):
Yeah, let me tell you.

Speaker 3 (24:10):
I'll put that up there with the Trump got shot
picture where he's raising his hand up with the flag
behind him, bleeding dude.

Speaker 1 (24:15):
HiT's a classic picture. Yees, thing you're never going to
get again. I believe five inches where you go now,
Like that's where shorts live, dude. I remember looking at
pictures of them, like my dad back in the like
seventies and eighties. Dude's got shorts like like like I
don't even understand how his nuts don't fall out, like
they're so sure yeah, my dad has pictures too.

Speaker 3 (24:36):
It's a most I don't know, Like he's working on
his Harley Davidson in the garage, but he also has
a pair of horts on that are about five inches
below where I'm like, you can look, you can say
you're as tough as you want. Dude, Look you got
shorts on. And I've never seen any motorcycle gangs with
jorts on.

Speaker 1 (24:51):
But it's so I mean, the guy across the hall
once again, once again, I want to say this, we
love him. He's a great guy. I mean, me, you
and him go goffin. But I mean his whole package
was pressed against these really small shorts and it's a
small T shirt like everything look you know what it

(25:13):
looked like his wife did the laundry and put it
in the dryer too long, and then he just threw
it on and came to work.

Speaker 3 (25:20):
Like do tall guys have that struggles trying to get
If you get the size that you're supposed to be,
then is everything baggy?

Speaker 1 (25:27):
Maybe? I don't know. Does it being taller? Does it
mean you have a bigger dong? Tell you what?

Speaker 3 (25:32):
Like his even though see his shorts too, Like sometimes
you wear shorts that are like falling off because it's
that thing where you know, the seventh grade maybe want
to drop his pants down in front of everybody, but
it's it's just me and you in the studio, so
it's not funny, which I would laugh. I would laugh hard,
but then I'm like, I don't know, man, what's what's
gonna happen there? That might be an hr nightmare, but
that's what you did to your buddies with basketball shorts,

(25:54):
the pants down, most likely in front of girls. One
hundred per I go buy him, like, man, I could
just this guy's past now, I.

Speaker 1 (26:01):
Don't want to dude. It was like the shorts were
like that of a seventh grader. Yeah, too tight, and
he's just wear man. I like he's gained to weight.
He caught him that way he maybe he is. I
don't know, man, but it was like I like even
I was like, yo, dude, like you get it together
to take a look. We get back. We'll do some headlines.

(26:27):
One hundred point seven ZXL, South Jersey's rock stations.

Speaker 3 (26:29):
The ex Show streaming on the iHeart Radio app also
on the iHeart Radio app. Please get him in talkbacks.
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Speaker 1 (26:39):
Go to iHeart the Radio app search w z x
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you send us the talk back. I would clean.

Speaker 3 (26:47):
He's out for the week. Here, what is your wife about?
I think the party, But we'll get to that. Let's
just go.

Speaker 1 (26:54):
Shout out to all the construction workers out there making
it happens, getting it dumby. There you go, that's simple,
Just chet.

Speaker 3 (27:02):
He's on a construction site, probably had to go run
and get coffee, you know. You know what, Yeah, guys,
hard hats on doing a real man's job.

Speaker 1 (27:11):
Good for you. You know. Guy just sitting there staring
at other guys doing work.

Speaker 3 (27:15):
Well, yeah, this guy's on his phone while someone's probably
dropping a piece of steel down that he should be watching.

Speaker 1 (27:20):
Guy just blew a nail through his hand over the
nail gun. What are you doing, Hank, I'm leaving a talkback.
You guys are talking with Gary g about the term
brain dead the other day, and and there's something to that.

Speaker 4 (27:33):
There's definitely something to that.

Speaker 1 (27:34):
I know that. The other night, I bet JoJo's Mom's
brains out so bad. I was thinking about I don't
know what why does he do this? He sends us
talkbacks We're gonna have to ban them, like we got
to block them. He sends these talkbacks about banging your mom.

Speaker 3 (27:52):
And we were talking about there's no such thing as
brain dead. Your brain always Gary g brought it up.
That was part of his conspiracy.

Speaker 1 (27:58):
Nonda Gary Garcia of the community and he comes in
conspiracy mondays. He was like, Hey, I don't think you
ever are really brain dead, because you're not dead till
you're dead.

Speaker 3 (28:09):
Yeah, your brain always has some type of ways going
on and they need to take something out of your body,
like an organ. They were like, oh, well he's brain dead,
he's not coming back. We need that hard.

Speaker 1 (28:18):
And so what he's saying is if your mom and
God and I hope, I hope he doesn't. This never happens.
If your mom was ever in a hospital and brain dead,
this gentleman was saying he would have sex with him
bang that he banged the brains out. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (28:34):
Seven w z XL Rocks is Mike from Downtown, PA
and I rock with you every morning Stacy show, go
fund yourself and I have a great week and crank.

Speaker 1 (28:51):
Thanks. I think that was for Stacy. Who's going before us? Stacy? Yeah,
she's she's on, Yeah, we you know what. And it's embarrassing, dude,
But I pass her every day in the hallway on
the we come in the studio. She's leaving, grabs her
stuff and here I always think her name's Susie, Usie,
no callers Stacy, and I was like, say Susie, have

(29:13):
a great day. She never responds. Now I know why
her name is Stacey.

Speaker 3 (29:16):
If you look on her headphone, she has a piece
of tape across the top.

Speaker 1 (29:20):
And she has with a sharpie marker it says Stacy
on it. It's my fault, dude, I gotta focus more.

Speaker 4 (29:25):
All.

Speaker 3 (29:25):
This guy's also some weird creep too. It sounds like
it's on a crack. But yeah, uh yeah. Talkbacks.

Speaker 1 (29:30):
So it loves these one hundred and fifty miles away.
Let's go to your wife. Love you love your wife.
Talk back.

Speaker 4 (29:38):
See how you make stuff up?

Speaker 1 (29:41):
Nobody, no couple is taken. Two cars.

Speaker 3 (29:44):
Everybody can come together.

Speaker 1 (29:46):
That was the whole point. The garage is set up
for the guys, and then out back was set up
for the girls. There are new two cars. There is
no guys girls, none of that.

Speaker 2 (29:56):
The whole thing is Kobe.

Speaker 3 (29:58):
And then after the tea party, it turns in big
not sixtieth, and he is that he already turned sixty.

Speaker 1 (30:02):
He didn't. He goes next week. You make this like
it's more complicated than it actually is. You're the complication.
I'll be honest.

Speaker 3 (30:08):
Me and my wife are trying to work out our
arrangements to tell yourselves that to be said for the
two parties back to back.

Speaker 1 (30:13):
I love my wife. Yeah, she's a beautiful, smart, intelligent woman.
Keep going, but she is so wrong in this situation.
So one I keep telling her when you do these talkbacks,
you have to give context to what you're talking.

Speaker 3 (30:28):
Now she goes in hot. That's passion, bro. So that's
her arguing with you that just said that on the radio.

Speaker 1 (30:34):
We're having a party on Saturday, an early party for
our oldest daughter, right, Okay, it's a birthday part it's
a tea party theme. Then later we're having a party
from my father in law for his sixtieth birth Then, yes,
she is completely wrong. There are couples who don't know

(30:55):
what to do because the wife wants to come to
the early party, but the husband doesn't want to and
he wants to come to the later party. So they're
taking two cars. That is one hundred percent true. And
I will give two names, Casey and Michael. Okay, they're
taking two cars. That's very I'm going I'm going deep
Casey and Michael. Okay, you're calling that all right? Uh,

(31:18):
you and your wife? You could possibly be taking two
cars to this party because it causes so many problems.

Speaker 3 (31:24):
We're just getting half of the We're getting like three
quarters of the first party.

Speaker 1 (31:27):
And they probably because a girls party before and then
and then a fun like family party afterwards. Well, it
sounds like we're gonna be getting high in the garage.
It sounds like we're gonna be doing one hundred percent.
Gotta make that run to the dispensary. That's all I
got but talk back. Jump on the talk back beach
on the iHeartRadio app. It's real easy to use. Go

(31:48):
to the iHeartRadio app, search w z x L, hit
the red microphone button. That's how you send us a
talk back. It's super easy. We get back with a
thing called trash. Oh love trash anything thirty ny or nothing,

(32:14):
anything racket rock or roughing. Yes Love frash. Here's some
trash for you. This Diddy trial still happening. His uh
ex fiance girlfriend Cassie is on the stand, and uh

(32:36):
what when we talked about it earlier on the show.
We opened up the show with this. A lot of
lawyers are stepping in and going, man, it's like he's
a crabby guy. He's a bad guy morally, a wrong guy.
But we don't think he did anything illegal. Everyone that

(32:56):
took part in these freak parties, including cast. The girlfriend
that's been on the stand for the last couple of days,
she shows text messages that she said how much fun
she had at.

Speaker 3 (33:09):
Them, like, it's not it's not illegal. It's a pervert, yes,
and urinate in someone's mouth, that's not illegal.

Speaker 1 (33:18):
It's awful. It's an awful thing to do to somebody else.
Now we talked it's not illegal. We talked about it yesterday.
What's crazy is her husband is sitting there in the
in the seats, like in the court like room, watching
this all go down. Yeah, would you want to watch that?

Speaker 3 (33:36):
No, It's like it's like watching a movie with a
sex scene in front of your mom.

Speaker 1 (33:40):
It's awkward.

Speaker 3 (33:41):
Man, I would just I would I would say, let's
just pretend the whole freak era did not happen with
me and just you stay away from the court trial.

Speaker 1 (33:47):
Let me get this out of the way now. To
sit there and hear.

Speaker 3 (33:49):
The things that these these people did to your girlfriend
again not not classy.

Speaker 1 (33:55):
I don't know if they're illegal, though. We haven't talked
about this at a lot. Justin Baldon and Blake Life,
they're suing each other. It's a big thing. Blake Lively,
the wife of Brian Reynolds. She was in a movie
with this guy, Justin Buldani. She claims that he sexually
harassed her. He was the director of the movie at

(34:15):
the time. He claims that it had never happened. He
actually has like emails and text messages saying like, look,
this never ever happened. So they're in a it's a
big battle. I heard Taylor Swift got pulled in this. Okay,
Oh that's what's happening right now. They're trying to subpoena
Taylor Swift that be part of the trial. And dude,

(34:37):
Taylor Swift is like, I want nothing to do with this.
I'm not friends with her anymore, right, I cut her
out because I don't want I don't want Taylor Swift
and good for her for the majority she's been around
twenty years, which is crazy to think, but Taylor Swift
has been around for twenty years. She's like, I have

(34:59):
kept my clean. I don't want any of this nonsense. No,
I don't want to. I don't want to be part
of any of your lawsuits. I don't want to do
any of them. If it does Ryan, your husband, he
wants some parts of us either. I used to I
love Unupset Reynolds. He's probably like, dude, what are you doing?
You're bringing stop being a bit And Taylor Swift, now this,

(35:21):
I know it's gonna hurt your heart, and we talked
about it a couple of days ago. But it looks
like the la PD is going to move forward with
criminal investigations in the Smoky Robins. Wow, and what did
he do? You rough up? Somebody apparently may have sexually
assaulted a couple of girls. Is this recently yours? Is

(35:44):
this going back to like sixties and seventies or recently me?

Speaker 3 (35:50):
Look, listen, motown was like heavy metal back in the day.

Speaker 1 (35:56):
So he had a couple of girls suing for fifty
million bucks, right, and maybe that didn't go their way,
so now they're going with criminal stuff. It doesn't say
when it happened, but I mean he's got to be
closing in on ninety, right. I mean, Smokey was around
in the fifties. It's like, why now, Like, what do

(36:17):
you come out? He's an old man now, dude. They
just worked over a million times. Smokey was hanging out
with Frank Sinatra back in the day. Dude, he's like
the godfather of Motown town. He's now He's not the
godfather in Motown. The godfather of Motown was got No.
It was Diana Ross's boyfriend Rick what was his name?

(36:44):
Rick Ross? Dude, and he was the guy. He was
the guy who created me. He created the Motown sound.
And he was the guy. And I believe him and
Diana Ross had loved a bunch of kids together. Meghan Kelly,
you know Meghan Kelly is now this is the reason
I think Diddy might get off. Megan Kelly was a

(37:09):
reporter for Fox right. She was like one of those
Fox News anchors, got kind of super famous. NBC grabbed
her right before the Met Too stuff. She was it,
man she was in day Dude, they gave her like
forty million bucks to do a talk show. It didn't it.
It never it never flew. It was after the Today Show. Yeah,
it was like a daytime or morning time and it

(37:30):
never really it never flew. And then me Too happened
and the a couple of things she said caught her
and she does a podcast and it's actually an interesting
podcast to listen to. She's very smart, she's a lawyer,
and she's like, hey, man, like I'm listening as a woman,

(37:51):
I'm listening to all this diddy stuff. It just doesn't
sound like that. It doesn't sound like anything's gonna stick. Yeah,
it sounds like everybody was willing to go. Man was like,
you're all perverts, you're all morally corrupt people. But it
doesn't seem like he did anything illegal, right, just weird, man, weird.
And even the charges they gave Rico charges which is

(38:12):
like a thing deal just stream us on the iHeartRadio app. Dude,
they they did. They got a dork and they paid
him a lot of money to make this do with
this this this radio app, right, this iHeart Radio app.
And he did a fantastic job. You just searched w

(38:34):
z XL take us anywhere? Uh this Wednesday? Do you
have any plans? This is pretty cool. It's kind of back,
but it's not back. So this Wednesday, Golden Nugget, Atlantic City.
Me and you, we don't do a lot of eventsity

(38:55):
me and you. When we first started together, me and
you hustled. We were like we were We were doing
booze cruises any and he did supermarket opening. Me and
you were there running in the Santa Remember we threw
the midget off stage of Borgota. We got in trouble
for you. They didn't fall back.

Speaker 3 (39:13):
After our buddy Mike Woods. That was Saint Patrick's day.
I said, no, no, we're Borgatta, you don't do that here.

Speaker 1 (39:18):
And we did it. Yeah. They were like, we're a
little too classy for you to throw a midget off stage.
That's exactly what they said. That's sick what they said.
So me and you don't do much. We're older now,
we don't do much of this stuff anymore. But the
big wigs at iHeart they called this up last week
and they were like, yo, guys, we need you, Like,

(39:41):
what's up, Like, come on, man, It's almost like the
lethal weapon like I'm too old for this. Yeah, right
and uh. And so I was like, all right, what's up?
And they're like, we're gonna do an iHeart kick off
the Summer party at the Golden Nugget on the Deck
and I was like, whoa. I haven't been to the

(40:03):
deck in forever. So I was like, all right, now
you got my attention. And they're like, can you guys
come out and help out and give away stuff? And
we said no, we did. We did say no. We
said no, you know, you got to come at us
with something better. So we were like, yeah, of course

(40:24):
we'll do it. Of course. All right, So this coming Wednesday,
Golden Nuggets on the Deck said in a clock ish
whenever the fun starts, we have a party to kick
off the summer. Dude, Metallica tickets, Cheeny Perry tickets. We

(40:47):
got tickets for the jingle Ball. Like here's the fun
part of being owned by iHeart. That's not just us,
it's like all there, it's all eyeheard. Ryan Seacrest may
be there. I'm not one hundred percent on that, but
he may be either Charlemagne the God may be there.
So we got tickets for jingle Ball. Uh, We got

(41:10):
tickets for not only jingle Ball, but I believe jingle Ball,
Limo Ride, Hotels Day. We got tickets for Metallica. We
got tickets for Katy Perry. We got a bunch of
stuff all to kick off the summer Deck Golden Nugget.
We're gonna be there this coming one.

Speaker 3 (41:26):
This is uh, this is how I'm describing it. It's
bike bash without the bike. It's everything else. You get
a bike bash.

Speaker 1 (41:34):
I'm sure that we used Let's let's use outside. There's
a band. We used to do bike bash. That was
our thing, right, this is bike yeah, right, So now
this is now it all encompasses the whole company. We're
gonna do this one big party. Now. I don't know
if you know that, but we got these Katy Perry tickets.

(41:55):
She's an astron I heard. I heard Katy Perry wants
the space. So we have tickets to go see an astronaut.
So you want to be able to come to the
deck of the night to win tickets to see an astronaut.

Speaker 3 (42:10):
It's gonna be a good time. I always look forward
to be so much fun. Yeah, I do have a
good time.

Speaker 1 (42:16):
Thelit decision, I believe is the band that's performing. It's
gonna be a fun time this Wednesday night deck of
the gold Nugget. We're kicking off summer with all the
good people from my heart and uh so it's gonna
be me, you dude, I can't rubbing shoulders with good
like Kelly Rippa, Like we're gonna you know who was

(42:37):
the the fat brawl that used to be the cook
and she would she she she did the cooking show,
Remember that girl, Like we're gonna be with gonna be sure?
Why not? What she has to do with? iHeart? What
is what is her name? I know? Uh it was
a one name, right, was it? Rachel Nod? She was

(43:02):
like hot because we could all have sex with her.
Martha Stewart not maybe Martha Stewart maybe there We don't know.
But it's gonna be this Wednesday at the Golden Nugget.
It's gonna be a fun time kicking off the summer.
Giving away tickets to go see Metallica, Katy Perry and
jingle Ball tickets. So we'll have all those coming up

(43:23):
this Wednesday at the Golden Nugget. On the deck.

Speaker 3 (43:29):
It is the EXL Morning Show one hundred point seven
is the XL South Jersey's rock station.

Speaker 1 (43:34):
I gotta say, University of Delaware, you really screwed me
on the high hard one, the high hard one, high
hard one. They really screwed me with a high hard one.
What tuition? Yeah? Please please? Yes, yes, that's that is
a given. No. So finals are this week for my
daughter right now, she is a sophomore. She lives in

(43:57):
the dorm. She can't have a car, which is an
inconvenience for everyone because now we have to go and
get her and pick her up, and now we have
to pack up her dorm and take all that stuff. Right,
I have to be a senior to get a car.
Is that what it is? She has a little off campus,
and so this coming year she has her place. She's
going to live off campus, so she can take her

(44:18):
car finally down the Delaware. But right now she can't.
She lives in the dorm. Fine, So this week finals, right,
this week finals. Now, we have a lot going on
this weekend. So the plan was Friday, I would go
down to Delaware. I would pick my daughter up and

(44:40):
she would be finished her sophomore year of college. Right,
we have a bunch of stuff going on this weekend.
She could enjoy those things and then enjoy her summer.
She works on the boardwalk in Ocean City. She can
go and just have fun with her friends. Do you
know there's a professor who was like, yeah, I have

(45:02):
a scheduling conflict. We have to have the final on Monday.
Why would you make the kids come to Like what
you are you kidding me? Bro? There are people that
just don't think rationally, Like Bro, Like, I got it.
So now, because we have a lot going on this
weekend and my daughter can't miss it, I have to

(45:23):
drive to Delaware tomorrow night at eight o'clock. Eight o'clock
at night, I gotta drive to Delaware to pick my
daughter up to hang out on Saturday, just to drive
her back Sunday morning to take an exam on Monday.
You know what they do this with them? I'm running
into this too, Like I've got a family. I got family.

Speaker 3 (45:44):
I'm invited to come out for like Memorial Day weekend,
spend the weekend down the shore. They had like their
very last soccer tournaments on Memorial Day weekend? Like, why
do you do that to parents? You know that's a
holiday weekend. You're ruining the weekend for parents because of
a soccer game. I shake my head. People take soccer
and sports too seriously. I've scrapped that whole weekend.

Speaker 1 (46:03):
When I was a kid, I love playing baseball, and
the fact that I never was a great baseball player,
I can. I can tell you why because my mom,
she was a teacher, and the last day of school
meant she was going to Ocean City and staying for
the summer. It didn't matter if my teammate the playoffs

(46:25):
or not. She ripped me out of Literally, you were
out and that was it. I'm not even kidding. We
were in the midst because playoffs coincided with the end
of school. She was like, I don't care. I'm done teaching.
I bought a shorehouse. We're staying at the shore. Tell
on your mom's side on this. I'm one hundred percent

(46:45):
on board with that. I could have been Bryce Harper.
I'm selfish, man, you know I couldn't. I went Nick Cassianos.
I could have been that.

Speaker 3 (46:57):
I don't know. Maybe I am a bad parent, but
I could care less about sports than any My kids don't.

Speaker 1 (47:02):
They don't want to play. Force him to play.

Speaker 3 (47:05):
My kid's not gonna be on a You don't need
to be on a soccer field for twelve hours on
a Saturday. Why I have to sit there in a
chair and just watch them. There is a part of
me too, my selfish. I'm selfish. I'm not doing it
is my uh.

Speaker 1 (47:16):
My kid tried out for uh middle school baseball and
he made it all the way to the very end.
He was the last kid cut, and it sucks that
he got cut. But then I looked at him and
I go, well, yeah, man, it's you didn't try hard enough. Yeah,
like like this is on you don't look at me
like you you didn't growing like when you were growing up,

(47:37):
we tried to get you at the play like little league.
You didn't want to. So now this is your first
time trying out in real organized sports. Isn't there don't
blame me. Isn't here a part of you?

Speaker 3 (47:48):
It is like, glead, Yeah, I know it sounds kind
of crappy because the kid didn't get he got Do you.

Speaker 1 (47:54):
Mean a part of me? Do you mean all of me?

Speaker 4 (47:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (47:56):
You don't have to. I don't have to sit there
and go through all that. Dude, our oldest has a
little guy plays soccer. Four year old soccer. Do you
know how boring? Four year old soccer? Is? Nothing going on? Man?
So we got to go there on Saturday mornings and
go to a park where it's cold and the grass
is still rainy and wet. I don't want that. I

(48:17):
don't know.

Speaker 3 (48:17):
Maybe I deny it. Maybe I'm denying the world the
next Lawrence Tailor. But you know what, I I'd rather
keep my stinct. Maybe maybe, but I'm denying on that
because I know, man, my weekends, I'd rather just enjoy it.

Speaker 1 (48:29):
I don't know when.

Speaker 3 (48:30):
See, the thing with Little League with us was we
could just ride our bikes, go play it, and it
come home and that was it.

Speaker 1 (48:36):
I never bothered my parents full ball, fall ball? What's
full ball? There was a one one time a year
I bothered my parents when it came to the Little League.
We did a like fundraiser where we have to sell
like snicker bars.

Speaker 2 (48:48):
That was it.

Speaker 1 (48:49):
That was the only time I ever bothered my parents
about Little League other than that on the bicycle to
the field. That that if I That was it. Like
I never bothered my parents showed up door game. That
was it? Like what a lose of that?

Speaker 3 (49:02):
Professor, is that's making your daughter come back and take
one exempt? Would you rather just wrap it up, man
and just enjoy your son that your summer's right there.
You got to come back on a Monday on your life, dude?

Speaker 1 (49:13):
What an't it? Yeah? You I don't. I wouldn't even
come back. I wouldn't even come back and take a dude,
but you got to. I would just spit in this
guy's face. Really, like, you can't just wrap it up
on Friday. You gotta make all the kids come back
on Monday. Hate people to take their job too. Seriously, Bro,
you're a college professor. It's probably some stupid too, like

(49:34):
art history dumb like get out of here, dumb nuts.
Look we uh we get back. We'll knock out. I
think do you think you are? You think you've got
it bad? I don't think we have it bad, dude.
This sucks Like back in the day, me and you

(49:56):
are a certain age that when something bad happened, like
your car broke down, you would have to find a payphone. Okay,
Now people have cell phone every now and then, there's
still a payphone floating around. So imagine not having a
cell phone. Your car breaks you go and you finally

(50:18):
find a payphone collect call. Right, no one has changed anymore, right,
like like like, all right, I can make a phone
call in this is in Tacoma. They have a payphone
and it sits there just like a payphone would back

(50:39):
in the day. But when you pick it up, it's
nothing but birds chirping. Why it's called the bird phone. Oh,
it's a joke. And if you just want to hear
birds chirping, you pick the phone. But imagine something happens. Okay, okay,
all right, how about this. Imagine you get shot, okay, right,

(51:01):
and your last breaths are are are crawling to this
pay phone and you're like, this is my last chance.
It's surviving. I got a call because I hit zero.
You need an operator, if I remember correctly, you could
hit the operator and the operator would pick up without
putting a quarter in it, and it's just birds chirping. Yeah,

(51:23):
and then you're dead and you die. Did you ever
do the collect call from hey, dad, I'll be home
at eight. I should do that all the time. No, oh, yeah,
you get a hold of you don't many change do
a collect call? No? I never did the collect call? Hey?
Before this all goes through, Hey I need to get
picked up. I did the do you remember hitting? I

(51:47):
think it was stars zero, which would go to the
operator and then you could get a like a phone number. No,
non remember that feature. You could go and get a
phone number, but it would cost something will cost like
forty or something.

Speaker 3 (52:01):
Ours was like you gotta collect call from and it
was just me saying, hey mom, we'll gonna be picked up.

Speaker 1 (52:05):
But you don't accept the call, because that's what it is.
You just yell it into the phone and then it
it you know. No, I never did that. No, I
was a big one. Like if you were finding like
a pizza place around where you live, you hit like
star I don't Star zero one or something like that,
and it would cost like forty cents. It was almost

(52:26):
like the Yellow Pages, but an operator would do it
for you. Star six', nine, Right star six? Nine? Yet
is that dies that did? They is it star six?

Speaker 3 (52:35):
Nine because the sexual position is where, it's reversed where
you're reversing and calling back the number that.

Speaker 1 (52:41):
Called you where's the? Number six why does star six nine? Six,
nine unfortunately in nineteen sixty four when they made, THAT
up i was. Not, There OKAY so i don't know.

Speaker 3 (52:51):
The answer but they had the sixty nine sexual position,
back then where GUYS like i don't know if you're
gonna prefer if you're gonna put your, thing down flip
it and then, reverse it THAT'S called us. Sixty nine
so anything on your phone called, STAR sixteen i only
imagine in.

Speaker 1 (53:04):
The, sixties yes they had the sixty. Nine, POSITION okay
i don't think that was a thing that was made
up in, the nineties but you don't know. FOR sure, i,
DON'T okay. I. Don't uh we talked about it. Last
week you had a birthday party and somebody threw fake
money all over. Your, basement yeah and it ended up
getting wet and getting stuck on the floor and it. Sucks.

(53:27):
Nasty uh somebody did that on a Highway, in maryland,
and dude it caused a. Huge, crash well you'll keep it.
On it it's like. Wet, leads well people slammed on
their brakes because they thought it was. Real money, oh,
wow wow, that's. Act dude let me, tell you these looks.
SO real.

Speaker 3 (53:47):
I was i was grabbing my gambling money the other
day and the one hundred dollars bills that are fake
looked JUST like i had to make sure that they
weren't the fake higher dollar Bills that i'm gonna put
it on a crabs table like the other, one say
like entertainment purposes are only on, the back but it
looks a lot like.

Speaker 1 (54:01):
REAL money i could. See this so a guy goes to,
construction sites and when you're on a, construction site man
lots going, on right like, there's, there's there's there's building
and and everything, like that and like you're, you're constructing
you can, get, Hurt, Right yeah so this guy would
walk up and just, steal tools to the point of

(54:26):
he stole three million dollars worth of tools and tried
to sell Them on.

Speaker 3 (54:31):
Facebook site super easy. To do you if you go
in you're looking like you're electrician on like a like a.
Commercial building you could easily walk, by someone grab their grab,
their drill go to, your car drop, it off grab
a pair, of dykes.

Speaker 1 (54:43):
DROP it i see this and certainly just walk away. With,
it yeah like, big tools like to the whole hogs and.
Everything else three million not. Shocked man eventually they did
find them arrest a bunch of The prox Station AND
i'll i, ask, you man this kind of has to
do with. Your party it's gonna. Happen, tomorrow yeah are?

Speaker 3 (55:05):
My party well the party it's, happening tomorrow the dual
party that's back to back parties with TWO people i
don't know, very WELL and i don't know what to,
get them as far as he coude or if the
gift is he even warranted.

Speaker 1 (55:16):
TO breast i don't know how it. CAME about i,
do drinking is how this all. Comes, about yeah it's a.
Drinking party my twenty five, year old, my oldest she
wants to have a, birthday party and it's a tea.
Party theme somehow my wife convinced your wife to.

Speaker 3 (55:34):
Show, up yeah, We're coming. We're coming so that involves
you now. Showing, up, yeah right and you hire my
bartender from. My party kevin's gonna. Be there and at
one point my wife, Was like. JoJo's DJing, I'M like
i don't think. HE is i would have ripped the
HELL out. I was i was all about.

Speaker 1 (55:47):
DOING it i like to kind. Of PARTIES while i
don't have to hang out, WITH people i just do.
My thing so we go to your house for your.
Birthday party you have this the really nice guy, who
bartends and my wife gets friendly, with them and she
hi is him for. This, part okay then my wife
rolls It, into also it's my father in law's, sixtieth
party so let's just do this double. Decker party let's, do? It,

(56:12):
man oh it really? Is? It IT like, I said
i love, my wife but she just wants the party all.
The time my, thumbs up her thumbs down on. The,
gift right you don't have to give. Any gift here's here's.

Speaker 3 (56:28):
The, problem right this IS where i you, DON'T know
i should have pulled. THE trigger i had It. All
monday i'm Looking on amazon right.

Speaker 1 (56:35):
Because this isn't. My party it's not like you can
like goof around and get me a. Goofy gift, just
dude just show up or. Don't don't don't. Show up
if you don't, show up that's.

Speaker 3 (56:47):
Fine Too, Like monday i'm sitting AROUND and i Go
to amazon and the ONLY thing i can think of
for your father in law is he, loves, darts right
he does. LOVE that i went to try and find
uh darts Right with trump's face, on HIM and i.

Speaker 1 (56:59):
Couldn't him they. Don't exist do you know that he
hates my dartboard so much that for his, own birthday
he's bringing up his. Own, dartboard okay so you can play,
REAL darks i. Got, you yeah that's how much he hates.

Speaker 3 (57:10):
MY dartboard i, had IT my i had IT my
u in My. CARDINAL amazon i didn't pull. The trigger
it was a funny shirt that had to do, with
Darts like i'm here for darts and beer or something.

Speaker 1 (57:20):
Like, That right. I'm sinner, I'M like i didn't pull,
the TRIGGER so i didn't even. Do IT so i
probably the Line That Roddy roddy piper said in, The,
movie uh what the hell does that have to do? With,
darts no BUT it's i came here to do, two
things play some darts and drink, some BEER.

Speaker 3 (57:40):
Which i probably SHOULD now i regret not pulling, the
TRIGGER so i should have. Done that, so, yeah oh here.

Speaker 1 (57:45):
It is this IS what i was. Gonna get it
was in MY and i didn't pull.

Speaker 3 (57:48):
The trigger it's a it's A it's i'm SEXY and
i throw it and it's not darts next.

Speaker 1 (57:55):
To, it look it was, my THING and i didn't pull.
The TRIGGER so. I APOLOGIZE so i don't even know
what to get him for his birth and that's a.
Tough one you buy a, shirt too it's like what
size do? You? GET what i was worried about? Six
six but he, spelled right so like you get a
large or an? Extra large you never know what the. Exact. Week.

Speaker 3 (58:10):
Yeah yeah and then for the twenty five, YEAR old
i was gonna do a cat for my, mom's HOUSE
but i don't know thumbs up or thumbs down on?

Speaker 1 (58:17):
THE cat i. Don't know twenty five? Year old how
about she pays? Her, carpet okay well can? You can
you can you give? That Anyway so i'll. See it
you give that ONE that i got to cover. Every
month i'll see you at the. Party tomorrow so will
you may not, See me i'll be you, may not
it may. JUST bail I just i love. The chaos
so looking forward to? It, is yeah, it, is dude

(58:39):
it's it's it's it's it's gonna be a. Long weekend
you're looking. FORWARD to I really i'm. LOOKING forward i
never get a chance to come to. Your parties they
seemed like a, real HOOT so i. Can't, Wait, sure
yeah everybody's. STAYING there i. Can't wait.

Speaker 3 (58:52):
Stay there let's kick off the weekend for you and.
Rock block it's lunch, point SEVEN, The Xl south jersey's.
Rock station IT'S The Xl.

Speaker 1 (58:59):
Morning ship when, you're, Smiling smiling i'm over the smiles
at you and when, you're loving oh, you, love man
the sun comes. Shining through when. You're crying let you
bring on. The rind are gonna stop your side and stop?

(59:21):
Your side we'll you be Happy to where are? You
smiling let's? You smile keep. On smiling i'm smiling, dropping,
OUT man.

Speaker 3 (59:32):
I know you guys Are a my love took me
guys on my way and work.

Speaker 1 (59:36):
The ring she's. A, guy yeah Warming up Chip and,
I'm like i'm. About, you yeah. We're, rocking hey thank
you You shot you're? The best how? You? Doing yeah keep? You,
laughing then you guys.

Speaker 4 (59:45):
Are great good morning guys?

Speaker 1 (59:47):
Are hilario? Shot it? Oh god is it? My radio
or are you? Only broadcasting and mana you get them
the hell out of here with you. Roll out this
is THE right, djlt like if you'd, ON it i
would listen.

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