TUESDAY 5-27-25

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:04):
Wake Up, Wake Up, Wake up, Wake up.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
In a world of dark, mediocre radio, in a time
of regulations and rules, under the scrutiny of bosses and management,
one show breaks all the rules to deliver entertaining, compelling
and educated window and stand about.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
All the rest. And this show isn't it? Hey? Man?
What's happening? Good morning? Good Tuesday, moist Tuesday? Already, dude,
I couldn't wait to get back to work. Yeah. I
needed a schedule back too much. Man, three days.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
It started on Thursday night, right my my, my wife,
she decides to take off of work on Friday. Me
and you do the show on Friday morning. But on
Thursday night she's like, can you just stay up late.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
And hang out? So I stay up late, I hang out.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
Friday my in laws come over, and you know my
in laws, dude, they're not like normal in laws, they're enablers.
So dude, it's it's two am, three am, like, and
then Saturday, the kids want to hang out and it's
more drinking. Sunday it's more yesterday.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
I'm like, I got it. I gotta get back to
a schedule.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
Your kid's name is jameis yes named after noise. He
comes with the bottle of Jameson, named after the whiskey.
I would call my kid vodka if I had a
kid right now, dude. Even my in laws they were
supposed to stay for the weekend.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
After one night, they high tailed it out of town
because you can't you can't hang. And I gotta blame
my wife too much. Man, she just doesn't want to stop. Man,
she's she's popping bottles.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
Yeah, Like, my wife got a little banged up all
let's see Saturday night. She took off on Sunday. But
now I'm playing Saturday and Sunday. So I know every
weekend I'm gonna have a lot of vodka on the
rocks with a line this is gonna happen. It's gonna,
it's gonna and it's gonna be in my body all weekend,
every weekend from now the summer. Even when we go
to the beach, we packed drinks before we pack anything else.

(02:19):
We're drinking at one o'clock on a Saturday. Do an
entire Saturday all summer. That's what we do. We don't
do it any winter, but you're gonna do it in
the summertime. I got to the Beach Towns in the
morning and I hike tail it out of there before
all the all the traffic hit. I was like, yeah,
I had to go. I screwed up and I had
to do food shopping for my mom.

Speaker 3 (02:36):
And it was Saturday morning, and I was like, oh, dude,
all the knuckleheads were out eight am supermarket. They're all
in their flip flops, in the shorts though it was
fifty five degrees. They're all, you know, they're they're all
forcing the shorts and flip flops, and dude, they took
over the supermarket.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
And I'm like, oh, you know, it's awful. You one
thinks slower than an old person walking through a supermarket
is an old person in flip flops trying to just
shuffle through the supermarket.

Speaker 3 (03:07):
And they took over the parking lot with their golf carts,
and I'm like get out of here, Like dude, I
became the curmudgeon where I'm like, wait, can fall get here.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
I'm done with these people. Everybody. Tuesday, we're gonna find
that ZXL workforce and for the day today, somebody will
swing something before nine am. I don't know it's coming up.
We'll tell you all about it. You want to take
that journey? Hold on, all right, hold on, let's say it.
Flick away, my friend. I don't. I'll be honest. I
don't know if we have anything.

Speaker 3 (03:38):
It's been hit or miss, and it's gonna be going
in the summer season where things are gonna be very lackadays.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
Ago, hang in there, people, listen. We don't think about
this job when we leave at nine am. Sure as hell,
won't think about it on a three day weekends. I
know I didn't know you were figure about you or
the show the entire weekend. We're coming back to my
holiday nuts. Everybody chill. Let's see, all right, you know
what we get back. I'll figure it out because I
gotta sign in and everything. But I don't. I'm listening.

(04:07):
I don't worry. It's one hundred point seven CXL, South
Jersey's rock station. Z XL want to show Good Morning, everybody,
do it live. I can go all right it and
we'll do it live. And things sucks.

Speaker 3 (04:25):
I'm scotting Good Morning or some news fout us On
a Tuesday back from vacation, h three day big three
day weekend, the unofficial start of summer got off to
Acatoch start in Seaside Heights.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
It looked like a credible cruise line man going up.

Speaker 3 (04:42):
A couple of miles up the road, up the parkway.
They'd just shut down the border walk. Seventy one people
were arrested over the weekend, and.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
Oh good they got them. Then they got them. They
didn't just run away. Good they got dude. Wildwood had
police on horses. Yeah, I love that were they were
locking it down. I don't get can you change somebody
down better on a horse? Like I watched the stop
and then jump off the horse.

Speaker 3 (05:08):
I will tell you because when you go to like
a tailgate up up in Philly right for a ballgame
or something, you the cops are on those those Clydesdales.
There is something very imposing and scary about the cop
on a horse and that horse, just that horse could
just run you over.

Speaker 1 (05:26):
Yeah, you think it's gonna step on your foot. You're like,
I want to know parts of this. Yeah, but look
at that drunk guy wants to go up there and
take a picture with it.

Speaker 2 (05:32):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (05:33):
The local towns look like they were they were quiet. Uh,
nothing big. But Seaside Heights, Yeah, man, it looks like
things got out of hand. Us children whose parents are
divorced when the kids are five or younger. This is,
according to a new study, have reduced earnings as adults
and increased chances by young adulthood of teen pregnancy, incarceration,

(05:55):
and death.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
I believe that, dude, this is coming from some who's divorced.

Speaker 3 (06:01):
I get it if if the two people don't come
together to call and I hate the term co parenting, it.

Speaker 1 (06:09):
Bangs up the kids. Man, you gotta be ab so
in this study, actually it makes sense. What they say
is because you split the household, that means that less
income is coming into that household, which means you're probably
moving into a lower income area and giving your kid
less of a chance. And it's a tough balance. Man.
Do you do you get divorced because? Uh?

Speaker 3 (06:32):
And this is what I struggled with. Do you get
divorced because you want a better life and you know
that your partner is not the person you want to
be with. But also in your head, you have to
know that it's going to affect your children.

Speaker 1 (06:45):
Yeah, you stayed in yours a little bit longer than
you probably would have if you didn't have kids. I
should have never got in it. That's true. That is true.
We should have started so it.

Speaker 3 (06:54):
But once again, the one thing that I am proud of.
If you can say you're proud of something in a divorce,
you you make you make it look good to the kid.

Speaker 1 (07:06):
Great.

Speaker 3 (07:07):
Even though sometimes I wanted to strangle my ex wife.

Speaker 1 (07:11):
You know, I never expressed that to the children because
I know a couple. Man, it's like he's he's kind
of a scumbag, and like she's trying to raise a
good kid. But every time, you know, they go to
dad's house, he's he's a scumbag.

Speaker 3 (07:21):
Dad, you got to deal with it. You get this
time sucks, man, you know. Uh, Billy Joel, this is sad.
Over the weekend we learned that he is done touring,
he said, at least for now.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
But this sounds like this is it. Man. He's got
a brain disorder. Oh boy, this is gonna be a
tough one to read. Uh got it out. Diagnosed with
normal pressure hydro cephallasis well, it starts off with the
word normal, so it should be fun. It's called np H.
It's a condition where the sebro spinal fluid builds up

(07:56):
inside the skull presses onto the brain, uh, you lose
vision coordination. And there has been video of him falling
down on stage and stuff.

Speaker 3 (08:07):
So so yeah, so it looks like he's gonna take
some time off of touring. But I mean he already
was kind of you know, he had he had relaxed
from touring. So this might be the end for Billy
Joel Lee. I don't need dying, but at least for
going out in the public eye, which sad man. Dude's

(08:27):
got hits. They saw him two summers ago.

Speaker 1 (08:31):
Killer Killer Hits, Hits and hits theme song to Bosom Buddies. Yeah,
how about that. That's probably That's probably what he's known
for the most. That's news. What about sports Phil's Brave
six forty five tonight? They were off yesterday and congrats
to the United States hockey team. They prevailed over Switzerland,

(08:52):
won nothing in overtime, and they won the World championship yesterday.
There you go, that's news. That's boys. Clowns sixty nine
chance to rain tonight over at fifty six tomorrow for
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outside right now one Huncher point seven ZXL South Jerseys
Rock station ZXL Morning Show, One Hunchred point sevens THEXL,

(09:17):
South Jersey's rock station, and a ZXL where shot. I
like to talk to a police officer and find out
what are the rules the popo to having a dog
when the dog bites somebody who's doing something wrong. I'm
going back. You have a story six o'clock about this
fight that happened in Seaside. Seaside, Seaside, right a tough weekend. Kids, hey,

(09:38):
kids and adults. I believe it was seventy one people.
Fifty were adults. He's twenty some twenty were like underage,
but that means people over eighteen were causing this k
Was that one fight or was that a must have
been was long weekend, but there was one. I think
they had to shut down the boardwalk I think Saturday night, Yeah,
and there was one that happened during the day. It's

(09:59):
like a circle. It's almost like when you have a
dance battle all the way.

Speaker 3 (10:02):
My daughter works on the boardwalk in Ocean City, and
this happened last year in Ocean City, where these like
groups of people come out and they just cause chaos
and you're screwing up businesses like they only have a
certain amount of days to make money, and when they
have to shut a boardwalk down, that means people are
losing massive amounts of money.

Speaker 1 (10:21):
We have a place in Brigantine. I'm glad that we
don't have a boardwalk if we want to go to
the boardwalk. First of all, the boardwalk's real expensive. If
you're a family with a house in Ocean City or
Wildwood and your kid wants to go to the boardwalk
more than once or twice the summer, which they're gonna
want to, it's not cheap anymore man to do those things.
But we don't have a boardwalk, so we're gonna get
the riff raft. But I'm watching like I'm watching the
fight go down in Ocean City, and I remember talking

(10:42):
to a few buddies. I'm sorry, Seaside Heights, Okay, Ocean
City was just fine. I got to this weekend. Give
it a week or two until it warms up a little. Family.
It's a family resort. It's like these riff raff. Every listen,
I'll throw everywhere up there. There's not a beach town
that that's excluded from all this. Even if you're just
the guy in line at a bar at two o'clock,
I might be a fight. It's what happens. I remember

(11:05):
talking to cops and these guys would do MetLife Stadium.
He said, there's nothing more like that that would deter
you from starting a fight than a cop sitting there
with a German shepherd. He said, Bro, no matter what
kind of trouble you think you're gonna get into when
you see a cop, now you think you can talk
to cop out of it. When you see a dog, Dude,
you don't pull this nonsense. And I'm not. I would

(11:27):
shocked that every cop on the boardwalk doesn't have a dog,
and they everyone should have a dog before.

Speaker 3 (11:32):
Dude, when you see a cop on a horse, there's something,
there's a presence about that that makes you real quick,
just you know, get your act together.

Speaker 1 (11:40):
Yeah, because it's big, it's intimidating. You think this thing
is just gonna run over. And that's what people don't have.
They don't have the fearing.

Speaker 3 (11:46):
Okay, so your question the police offer is a police officer,
is that if their dog bites something.

Speaker 1 (11:54):
That fight goes down as a cop, right and listen,
you know, listen, the cops are gonna have dogs that
fight goes down and you unleash that dog to settle
that thing down and it bite somebody. What do they
do with it? There are lawsuits that they've had to
settle because of what you're saying.

Speaker 3 (12:10):
I guess you have to find out are they committing
a crime? Are they there has to be just like
using a gun or a taser, you have to be
doing something that makes that action it actionable.

Speaker 1 (12:24):
You it was like fighting on the boardwalk, not enough
to let a dog to stop. Don't think so, man,
unless somebody's life is in I do, like, if somebody's
getting curb stomped, Yeah, somebody's about to get their head
smashed in, that's when you let the dog loose. If
it's just two knuckleheads pushing each other, I don't think
that's enough for a door. If you were to put
over the PA systems on the boardwalk, like I don't know,
every couple of minutes. By the way, if you fight,

(12:46):
you will be attacked by this dog. Dogs will attack. Like,
think about it. What if there was a cop, right,
let's line the cop the boardwalking wild will let's line
it with cops and they've got alligators on leashes, right, Yeah,
are you going to start a fight if they have
an alligator? No, because you can't talk that alligator out
of biting you. I mean that's why back in the day, right,

(13:06):
castles had dragons. That's right, you bet it with the castle.
When he told me, I'm like, you're right, coming out
of a concent you're not gonna start. You just walk
to your car because there's a dog and you can't, like,
there is something that's so scary, like I think and
I don't know, and luckily I've never been in this situation.
I think I'd rather be shot than have one of

(13:28):
those canine dogs attack me, right, because that fit. Listen,
my babysitter's gotten bit by my dog. She hated it. Yeah, yeah,
it sucks. And those dogs lock down and don't let go. Yes,
it's like, oh, and you're gonna are you gonna you're
gonna roll the dice that out of the ten guys
that are in this fight that you're not gonna be
the one that the dog bites. And have you ever
seen them, dude, I'll go into like a I'll fall

(13:50):
down a rabbit hole on YouTube and watch cop videos
and they let that dog go. I've watched dogs jump
through the car window and now it's the guy in
the car with the dog. Yeah, the luck like my
mony's on the dog. Yeah, it's like the tiger in
the Hangover, right, like like that that thing is now

(14:10):
in the car.

Speaker 3 (14:11):
You're locked in the car with that dog. And the
screams and the shrieks that come out of these people.

Speaker 1 (14:15):
If I'm the mayor of that town, man, I'm every cop.
Just walk a dog right along the board, wad.

Speaker 3 (14:20):
I am almost positive that I saw pictures of Wildwood
over the weekend because we had issues last year in
Wildwood and Ocean City kids acting crazy on horses and
I don't know where Wildwood got horses.

Speaker 1 (14:34):
From, but it was cops on horses. Yeah, you need something, man,
this is a shame watch over the week in the
tram car. Look. I got a pair of tickets because
see Brian Adams, the Great Brian Adams and Pat Benatar. Wow.

Speaker 3 (14:54):
Yeah, I think they're playing. I want to say the link.
If it's not the link, it's Wells Fargo, one of
the big rooms up in Philly. So Brian Adams doing Okay,
Brian Adams, Pat Bennetts are if you want to go
six zero nine six seven seven hundred seven six zero
nine six seven seven hundred seven six zero nine six
seven seven hundred seven We get back some rock news.

Speaker 1 (15:18):
Yo's got a rock.

Speaker 3 (15:23):
Some rock news for you over the weekend. I guess
a woman, a forty eight year old woman, said that
she's the daughter of Freddie Mercury, the result of an
affair that Freddy had in nineteen seventy six.

Speaker 1 (15:36):
Wait a minute, you're gonna.

Speaker 3 (15:39):
Say that he's gay, right, Yeah, but he was apparently
he was just sex crazy.

Speaker 1 (15:44):
He was just banging anybody that was around. And he
did have a woman.

Speaker 3 (15:52):
That he did I believe. I believe he was married
at one point, or maybe I think at Elton John.
But but but Freddie did have a woman that he
used to say was his girlfriend. But yeah, Freddie like
to have sex. So I guess there's a new book
coming out called Love Freddie, and she's saying that, yeah,

(16:17):
she is Freddie Mercury's kid, though I don't know if
anyone can confirm that.

Speaker 1 (16:22):
Imagine you see the thing. It's got a huge mustache
and big old lips like it's obviously his kid. It
looks just like him. There are a couple I'm trying
to think.

Speaker 3 (16:32):
I know, there are a couple of kids that have
come out or people now that have come out and
said like, yeah, I'm Elvis's kid, or and you look
at him and you go, yeah, oh, I know what
it is.

Speaker 1 (16:44):
Mia Farrow, the actress Mia Farah, who was in that.

Speaker 3 (16:48):
You know, she was married to Woody Allen, the whole
scandal with Woody ran off with their adopted daughter. She
was married to Frank Sinatra. Okay, right, and she and
Frank left her, but they kind of kept together. But
you know, Frank had moved on and married. If you

(17:08):
look at her son, who's supposed to be Woody Allen's son, Yeah,
identical to a young Frank Snatch.

Speaker 1 (17:17):
I would I would claim Frank Sinatra is my kid.
I would you hit the you hit the gold Man? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (17:25):
No, no, no, Old blue Eyes is my dad, not
Woody Allen.

Speaker 1 (17:30):
End up. Yeah, he ran off with my halfster, my stepsister,
my adopted my my adopted sister, summer Wind. But they
put pictures up of Ronan is his name, He's a journalist,
Ronan Pharaoh to Frank Sinatra, and dude, I mean it's uncanny.
Come on, it's Frank Sinatra. Man, Steve Perry, this has

(17:52):
to kill Journey, has to kill the guys in Journey.
Steve Perry's is he's being a little more vocal now
he's out in a battle little bit more.

Speaker 3 (18:00):
He just did a duo with Willie Nelson. He did
Open Arms with Dolly Parton.

Speaker 1 (18:06):
He did Faithful Lily with Willie, and he said, man,
he goes, I don't have a problem doing Journey songs.

Speaker 3 (18:12):
On top of it, I don't have a problem with
the band. I mean, we're all good, We were great together.
I think the material and our accomplishments will stand the
test at the time. But no, I'm not going to
tour with them. And it has to kill the guy's
in Journey because they would make a fortune.

Speaker 1 (18:30):
Like you can't get him to sign on for ten
shows and just kiss his ass. Man.

Speaker 3 (18:36):
So I mean he dude, he took about twenty years
off and just didn't do anything. And once again, he
doesn't have to. They go out and tour sell that music.
He makes the money because he wrote those songs.

Speaker 1 (18:46):
What if he forgot the words and he don't want
to relearn the words again. Oh yeah, But I think
he's brought that up. He's like, dude, why would I like,
why would I do the tour?

Speaker 3 (18:58):
Like I don't I want to have to go out
and try day and do all that nonsense. So yeah,
I mean, and look, Journey makes a ton of money
touring with the kid from the Philippines. But if they
could do one last huge stadium tour with Steve Perry,
and he just doesn't want to do it, and it's
got to kill Journey that he doesn't.

Speaker 1 (19:19):
Want to do it. I just wish guys would shut up.

Speaker 3 (19:24):
Michael McDonald has come out against Donald Trump. Why that's
the guy Michael McDonald. We all know him, mister yacht
rock Goo Brothers.

Speaker 1 (19:33):
Right. Uh.

Speaker 3 (19:35):
He said, we've got a guy in the White House
who doesn't want to be president of the United States
as much as he wants to be one of the
points of light, the whole axis of everything he wants
the world. We have to be very careful of that.
We should speak out against it while we still.

Speaker 1 (19:48):
Can stop it.

Speaker 2 (19:49):
Do shut up.

Speaker 3 (19:51):
Michael McDonald, the millionaire of the Dubie Brothers. Michael McDonald,
I don't want to hear it, like he I don't
want to hear Springsteen. Like even my wife, uh, you know,
we have a picture.

Speaker 1 (20:06):
Of Springsteen in my garage and she's like, can we
take that down? And I'm like I but I'm very
good at at separating, and I'm like, no, I'm gonna
leave it up there because I love Springsteen's music. I
love Michael McDonald's music.

Speaker 3 (20:23):
I gotta I gotta take the stupid side of them,
which they are. A lot of them are just very dumb,
and they think because they're on stage they.

Speaker 1 (20:29):
Can spew the nonsense. I know, I have to leave
it up because I enjoyed the music. Like I'm not
gonna stop listening to Springsteen. I'm not gonna stop listening
to Rock. Point seven is the XL SAP, Jersey's rock station.
See a lot of things. Man, this was odd to me.

Speaker 3 (20:50):
So last night it's eight fifteen pm. Eight fifteen pm.
We've now wrapped up a very long weekend. We've wrapped
up Memorial Day.

Speaker 1 (21:03):
We we thanked all the people that we've lost in war,
are veterans that have gone out there and fight for
this country. Yeah, everybody we barbecued. My wife was saying it,
like do people walking by a happy Memorial Day it's
not a it's honoring lie, it's not a happy Memorial Day.
It's honoring people who have who have died in war lec.

(21:25):
I'll come to us say happy your dad died this
day years ago, Scott, October twenty fifth. I wouldn't do
that October twenty fifth. It's weird because you do send
me that happy October twenty fifth day your dad died.
So so so we wrap up the day. It's it's
we barbecued right out in the Blackstone through some steaks
and burgers, some chicken, right, Okay, so we're we're wrapped up.

Speaker 3 (21:47):
At eight fifteen pm of Memorial Day Monday, my neighbor
starts cutting his lawn.

Speaker 1 (21:56):
At night to get ready for the week. Let's you
do that on Friday or Saturday before the big barbecue.
Eight fifteen pm. That is late. And I'm like, oh,
I know what this was. And he's just and he's
cutting the and I'm like, that is very odd. That
is that is very odd. This is uh, he got
a fight with his wife. He just wants to be

(22:16):
out of the house. You want to detach it away
from the family. And listen, I had one of those
riding lawnmowers. I enjoy the push mower because the push
was a push. It's a two hours of me. I
finally get some exercise. I sweat a little bit. I
got my earbuds in, and I can't hear my wife.
I can't hear my kids. I said that. I go
to my wife, like, the windows are open, right, it's
a beautiful night, And I go, is that is that

(22:39):
a lawnmower that I'm hearing? And the this neighbor I
can see from our deck. I look over to his
yard and there he is in the backyard. Now his
backyard needed it. I'll be honest. You know, maybe he
was busy all weekend and he didn't have time until
eight fifteen pm on Memorial Day Monday to start cutting
his lawn. Aren't you losing? You're losing losing daylight? That

(23:01):
what's that gonna look like today? You're gonna miss a
lot of It's gonna be on a zig zags. Yeah.
So I'm like, yeah, I'm like wow, I said to
my wife, I go, that's so odd. Eight fifteen at night. Now,
yesterday morning, I did hear at six am somebody start
up that lawnmower. And I was like, wow, that's early,

(23:21):
especially for a Monday. But then like the trash guys
are coming around, so like there's a lot of noise happening.
I get that, But six am a little early. Eight
fifteen pms a little late. Yeah, my day. I know
my neighbor likes to sleep, but I'm up early in
the morning, so I think, I think, I think seven
o'clock is about a good time for me to fire up.
But I'm sorry, man, if you sleep play at seven,
then I might be waking you up. But yeah, eight

(23:44):
thirty is a lot, man, especially after holiday weekend people
working the next day, eight thirty is a I mean,
if I if I had to lay there and listen
to a lawnmower at eight fifteen, I mean, I'm not complaining,
like it's eight fifteen pm, it's fine.

Speaker 3 (23:56):
But I just thought it was odd. I'm like, eight
fifteen pm just started. It's not like he's finishing up
the job. He's just starting to cut his lawn.

Speaker 1 (24:05):
Yeah. Maybe he's a good guy, right, maybe he was
busy all weekend, so you know what, this still has
to get done and go out there and do it.
Gotta get done, yeah, you know, but like I said
the yard didn't need it, so I'm not I'm not
complaining because I look over it to his yard. Yeah,
my neighbor will cut his lawn after I cut mine.
It's almost like I guilt him into bed like the wife.

Speaker 3 (24:24):
I bet the wife says, look at their yard, why
can't you do it like their yard?

Speaker 1 (24:28):
Yeah? Because I am the much better husband. And I
know that for sure on the block, because the ladies talk.
I know I'm the husband everybody once. So she's like, got, well, man,
Joe out there he cut his lord Like how nice
it looks. And he comes out and does it. So yeah,
and he's he's out there just miserable. Yeah. Uh, look
we get back knock out some headlocks one hundred point
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(24:50):
I kind of got you a little bit of the weekend. Man,
what do you go through? So we had, uh, we had,
I say, cousins or kind of cousins come over for
the Memorial Day weekend hang out. What is a kind
of cousin My uncle, Jimmy's brother Clayton, his daughter Megan
and her husband. Yeah, Okay, so it's that one, it's

(25:10):
like second or third something like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
so they come over. I got some of those two.
So uh so, now I like some of those cousins
more than I like my regular cousins. Oh yeah, oh yeah,
some of the blood cousins, I don't, you know, I
get along with everybody, but they're yeah, they're younger, and
we don't you know, whatever these these cousins are. They're
pretty cool. I guess a little bit.

Speaker 3 (25:30):
You had someone growing up that wasn't a relative, but
you called them aunt or uncle. Yes, yeah, I still haven't, like,
well she's dead, but Aunt Connie she was our neighbor
across the street, and it was just always it was
always Aunt Connie and Uncle Ben was their husband.

Speaker 1 (25:44):
And you find out, like, that's not my aunt at all.
You know, they just happen to be at Yeah, there's exactly.
He just he taught my dad how to fertilize his lawn.
He came down and you know here's the problem in uh,
like they have a baby now that no one really
took care of a whole lot with scream a little bit,
you know, not my cup of tea probably would invite

(26:05):
him if I knew the baby would cry. I'm about
to have a big family talk, sit everyone down because
it's out of control. And you actually witnessed it a
little bit.

Speaker 3 (26:15):
People come to my house for parties with children and
they just let the kids go nuts.

Speaker 1 (26:20):
Yeah. I saw one to take aheader on the ping
pong table and that kid could have really gotten hurt,
and just let him go. And I look around for
the parents and I'm like, where are you? Yeah, where
where are the parents? And I think the woman whose
kid it was and you were sitting next to on
the couch, you had no concern at all with the
child's safety, and I think it kind of bothered her
a little bit, Like he could be a little bit
more compassionate. I'm like, no, he can't. Your kid's here

(26:42):
in the line and someone's pulling you underneath the ping
pong table. He not my kid kind of got what
he deserved, dude. The way I look at it, anymore,
like we had a kid, uh take a train set
for at a Christmas party and he was eating batteries.
You go, not my problem, No, not my problem, No,
not my problem. I mean people like you got a
baby proof, I don't have to do anything, you don't

(27:03):
have to come. So this family, you know, they come
out and they hang out for the weekend, babies crying.

Speaker 2 (27:08):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (27:09):
Huge blow up with the guy and the girl on
Saturday night, which was incredibly awkward. Where now he's being
a little bit disrespectful to me and I'm like, man,
I almost want to send you, you know, put your
keys in your hand. Let you attempt to drive back
to wherever you come from, Pennsylvania. You're seating my world. Man.
We've had we've had glasses thrown at people in my
house at parties. Yeah, We've had people falling the tables

(27:33):
and and and and severely cut themselves on on on
shards of glass. Uh.

Speaker 3 (27:40):
My my wife has almost got in the fist fights
with her cousins.

Speaker 1 (27:43):
Yeah yeah, yeah, so they so they got there, they
got their things they have to handle. Again, Listen, everybody
goes to little scuffles like that. You just don't want
to do it to somebody else's house. We got to
respect the house. Respect.

Speaker 3 (27:56):
I feel that we lose like you know, and we do,
and we do host a lot of stuff. And I
can always tell the respect that I have of people.
The next day. Yeah, when you're cleaning up, and you're.

Speaker 1 (28:10):
Like you just like you just left a mess. You
just like some people will just stop eating and leave
the plate of food and walk away from it. Yes,
and now he was a little embarrassed the next day,
which I felt better, But you should be a little
bit embarrassed. Her not so much, which kind of aggravated me. Attack,
But we'll move past all that nonsense. It went on.
It was like they were like screaming and yelling at

(28:31):
each other in your house. Oh yeah, it was you.
I just get done spinning. Uh, I'm over, you know,
playing with scholars. Do you want to come back to
a nice, peaceful fun house. Yeah, maybe I want to
lay down, have sex with my wife, you know, have
something to eat too, and in that order, you know,
I'm gonna guess drinking was involved. Was evolved. Yeah, but
but coming down now they uncle Clayton had passed away,

(28:52):
so they brought down the mom. The mom was, oh,
look at that poor uncle Clayton, who's going through dementia.
I saw what you when you talked about having dementia
and the angry dementia not just and it was not forgetableness,
like she did know who my mom was she wasn't
really familiar with real close members of the family. Yeah,

(29:13):
my mom is in the angry face of dementia, and
it's it's to the point where me and my brother
now just send text to each other to make us
laugh because dude, she's she's ripping apart everybody. Now, I
handled it the way I handled it. I just don't
make eye contact with the woman where she's just sitting
on the couch like I don't. I was like, I'm
homeless person. It's like I got up and I made
a eye contact. I'm like, hey, how you slip sleep?

(29:37):
I gotta call out Uncle Clayton's kids. Unfair one they
come down, they disrespect your house. But you don't bring
a dementia riddled woman to like a nice holiday weekend
like you just don't. And that's nothing against Dementia is
an awful disease that I'm dealing with with my mother.
But I wouldn't take my mind like I would. I

(29:59):
wouldn't bring my mother to your house. No, if you
said you're coming to one of my hip hop parties
and you're bringing your mom, I would say, don't come
to the park. No disrespect her. Do you but don't
bring her and instead a point now where you can
tell like the the daughter is kind of frustrated with
the mom, and now the mom seems confused and she's
a little pissed off of the daughter the way the
daughter's taking her. And and you got a couple shut

(30:20):
ups in there, And I'm like, Jesus, what's going on
here where the mom has to tell the daughter to
shut up because she's talking to her like she's a child,
which you have, I know, I get it. It's it's
it's and you you do.

Speaker 3 (30:32):
And actually had this conversation with my wife over the weekend.
You just have to take like you you have when
you're dealing with someone with dementia.

Speaker 1 (30:41):
Yeah, there's so many uh.

Speaker 3 (30:46):
Different ways of you know, different things that happen that
you have to laugh.

Speaker 1 (30:51):
You have to laugh at it.

Speaker 3 (30:52):
If you don't have some type of sense of humor
about it, you're gonna it's you're gonna want to.

Speaker 1 (30:56):
Jump off a bridge. Yeah. And again, like my wife
got the brunt of it because you know, I'll working
Saturday and Sunday night. And I also I was decided
to take the high road, like me and my brother
and mom go out to you know, we're a borgatta
on Sunday afternoon, just gambling because I'm trying to get
away from, you know, some of the nonsets that was happened.
So we had a good time. But my wife really
got a good taste of it. Man about you know,
going through someone with dementia and how it sucks and

(31:18):
being a little pissed off, a little angry at the world.
I get it. And there's good days and bad days. Man,
there's you know you you sounds like you got maybe
a bad day. Yeah, you got a couple who's fighting.
Let's just say it wasn't my idea, Like, it wasn't
on my bingo card to have all this nonsets go
down on Memorial Day weekend.

Speaker 3 (31:33):
Hey man, Yeah, the couple's fighting, the kids. The kids
sucks and and they bring a mom with dementia.

Speaker 1 (31:40):
Yeah, boy, you at happy to me? Uh look we
get back. We'll knock out some trashy Oh why track
anything thirty one? Anything racket rock or roughing love frash. Hey,

(32:08):
here's some trash for you. Did you watch the American
Music Awards? How would you put down on over the
weekend's worldly weekend? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (32:17):
Really, I guess because no one's gonna watch it anyway.
But Jennifer Lopez hosted one of the interesting things. She
was making out with her backup singers, boys and Girls.

Speaker 1 (32:26):
Did she talk about Ditty at all?

Speaker 3 (32:28):
No, She's very quiet about the whole Diddy stuff. If
you don't remember, she dated Diddy in the early two thousands.

Speaker 1 (32:35):
But why is she making out with everybody?

Speaker 3 (32:37):
I think she wants to be It's that older chick
who wants to be relevant.

Speaker 1 (32:42):
She did use the the AMAS to make an announcement
that she's doing a residency in Vegas, which I think
My wife huge j Lo fan, but the fandom did
take a hit because of the Ditty stuff, right, I
think think that would take my wife to go to
Vegas to see to see j Love. She loves j

(33:06):
Love yeahless as much as I think Katy Perry's at Dunce.
I would go see Katy Perry. Dude like her hits
man Dude. We were talking the guy across the hall
who works the pop station last week. We were talking
about how many hits Katy Perry has and in such
a short amount of time, and it's shocking and it
does I watched it happen with so many artists now

(33:29):
because I'm old and I've been doing this forever. But
Katy Perry was so hot for like a four year
span and then just fell off the face of the earth.
In it like it just stopped. And I don't know
what happens. I don't know if it's a music trend,
if she just ages out, but it was like you
couldn't get away from Katy Perry and then it just

(33:52):
goes away. And that rack, dude, she has a rack.
Man is a nice rack. And don't forget dude, she's
an astronaut. She is an astronaut with a great set,
yes or not? Uh, okay, what are we doing?

Speaker 3 (34:05):
So I guess Joey Chestnutt is the guy who ate
all those hot dogs right, like he's a he's a
competitive eater.

Speaker 1 (34:12):
Yeah, this is the weekend they do it, right, right,
is it I supposed to be? Well, he doesn't. He's
not allowed to do the hot dog eating competition anymore.

Speaker 3 (34:19):
They banned them because he did something with I don't
know if it was Netflix or Hulu where he like
tried to compete against them. So they were like, you're
banned forever from the hot dog eating competition, right, so
yesterday he tried he did a popcorn eating contest.

Speaker 1 (34:36):
That's got Well, if it's movie popcorn, I'd like to
get an are but I can't do it fast, but
I can.

Speaker 3 (34:41):
Do a lot of it. Let me see, thirty two
servings of twenty four ounce popcorn.

Speaker 1 (34:46):
In eight minutes.

Speaker 2 (34:48):
That's a lot.

Speaker 1 (34:48):
I think that's a lot. I think that's a lot.
That's a lot of math that I'd have to do
this early in the morning. So yeah, feedbags is that
because I usually get two feedbags. That's the big bags
at the movie theater. I like to That's how they
should have done it, is Hey, how many large bags
did you eat? Because then I could think about it,
do you know? And we should talk to.

Speaker 3 (35:05):
Our buddy who runs the Square theaters and talk to
him about this. A lot of theaters now, you know,
it's tough. They're bouncing back from COVID, but they're making
money because they do the popcorn buckets. So they do
themed popcorn buckets for the movies that are coming out,
and dude, apparently those.

Speaker 1 (35:24):
Are huge sellers. Yeah, because a kid wants a minecraft cup,
you know, or a microcraft suit. Like something to not kidding,
like forty bucks yep, and they buy it because dads
are dumb.

Speaker 3 (35:33):
We'll wrap it up with this. Did you see the
French president get slapped?

Speaker 1 (35:36):
Somebody sent me the video. I didn't see it yet.

Speaker 3 (35:38):
No, dude, he's getting now once again. There's a lot
of rumors out there.

Speaker 1 (35:43):
I think you sent me the video. Yes, I did
send you the video.

Speaker 3 (35:46):
There's a lot of rumors out there that the French
president is married to a man who groomed him as
a teenager and then now is a woman.

Speaker 1 (35:57):
You can do your own research on that. He's getting
off a plane. Oh yeah, I just watched it, dude,
and she.

Speaker 3 (36:04):
Sheets I mean like open hand, but slaps them and
she's off camera, but you see your hand come and
slap them, and then he notices he's caught on camera,
so then he has to like bounce back real quick.

Speaker 1 (36:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (36:16):
Now he came out now and said it was a
play slap, but look at that. That's not a play slap.

Speaker 1 (36:21):
Yeah, it's kind of like a slap and like a
push in the almost like the Heisman. Just two dudes fighting. Yeah,
there you go. Trash for you for more information about content. Hey,
Good morning, z XL. Good morning. How are you good?
Recovering rough weekend? Three days of drinking and everything else,

(36:43):
a long, long weekend, little too much. Yeah, needed to
get back to work. All right.

Speaker 3 (36:49):
Well, you're going to see Brian Adams and Pat Benatar
and Pat Benatar's husband's.

Speaker 1 (36:57):
Husband, Neil Geraldo home band.

Speaker 3 (37:00):
So I don't know when this started happening, but every
time that you have to put out any promotion for
Pat Benatar, it's Pat Benatar with Neil Girardo. Oh no, no, yeah.

Speaker 1 (37:14):
Don't you you get in a rock and roll band
to get away from your family, don't you. Well, and
it's like it's I don't know if he I think
he may have helped write the songs like her hits
and stuff, but it's like, I don't know, dude, Like
like at one point they had that have a conversation
where she's like, Okay, honey, I guess I'll put your
name on the concert posters, you know, And so yeah,

(37:35):
it's Pat Benatar and Neil Girardo. So I'm actually not
a fan of Brian Adams or Pat Benatar. I'm a
Neil Gerardo's going to that show. That's what I mean,
Pat Benatar is on stage of them, So, yeah, you're
going up man, Like I said Brian Adams, he's doing okay, man,
he's playing. He's playing the Big Road in Philly. So
and he's got we we talked about it last week.

(37:56):
He's got some hits. I'm trying to think of that
ballad that was huge for him. I think that's what
ruined him, is like he had a lot of cool
hit He became that big words in the in the nineties.
He became the guy that you heard when you when
your parents took you to the dentist. It was from
the Robinhood move. It was uh yeah, it was uh like.

(38:19):
That's the thing.

Speaker 3 (38:20):
You can't remember the names that there were just a bunch.
He had a bunch of ballads. He I would put
him up there.

Speaker 1 (38:27):
With like the Michael Boltons and the Richard Marx of
the world. What dude, who oh everything I do, I
do it for you? Oh my god. It was played
at every wedding. It was so stupid. He should definitely
do that out of his out of his set list.
But here's the thing, who were we to say anything
about it? He's making bank off these songs. We're men.

(38:47):
That's what we are. Well, and you're going and he's Canadian.
I don't like to add either.

Speaker 3 (38:55):
All right, look, you're going to the show. You got
to tickets. What's your name? All right, Patty, what do
you do?

Speaker 1 (39:01):
I ad customer Fred?

Speaker 3 (39:04):
All right, Patty, you stay on hold. We're gonna get
all your info. But you're going to see Brian Adams
and Pat Patatara's husband.

Speaker 1 (39:10):
Thank you. I'm looking at his top fifteen list. Dude,
he's got his I mean, the dude's playing in a stadium.

Speaker 2 (39:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (39:16):
Cuts like a knife at twelve. I put that higher.
I do like cut guts like a knife. He's got
is run. Is there a song called like run to You? Yes,
run to You? They have it for ja Yeah okay.
And then he's got those those nineties ballads. Man, they
killed everything I do. I do it for you. They
have a three. There was one like the most Beautiful

(39:36):
Man in the World or something like the most Romantic
Man in the World Summer sixty nine a half two,
and then Heaven they have number one. Heaven, Yeah, Heaven. Yeah,
what's the one I'm thinking of. It's the sexiest man
in the world. Let me run down the top five. Yeah,
give me the top fifteen, Brian Adams star. Then let's

(39:58):
make a knight to remember Canstall this thing started? Oh no,
have you ever really loved the woman? Have you ever
loved that? That's a big one, the no.

Speaker 3 (40:07):
But I think there's another one, the open Road. Don't
please forgive me, don't please forgive me. It was huge
cloud number nine, All for Love.

Speaker 1 (40:17):
All All for Love. That was Stewart and that was
from the Three Musketeers movie. Please me, I'm reading this.
I know nothing about Brian Adams. So and when you're
gone with mel C and I'm okay, hits named nel C.
You mean the girl from the Spice Girl. I hope,
So I think that's who mel is. It might be. Yeah,

(40:38):
enjoyed the show, Yeah, dude, think guy. It hits all right.

Speaker 3 (40:41):
Well, and we'll have them all week. So Brian Adams
tickets with Neil Geraldo is coming to Philadelphia, and we
got your tickets.

Speaker 1 (40:49):
We get back. We'll do a thing called launch Point
seven z XL. We are Sat Jersey's rock station ZXL
when he shows streaming on the iHeart Radio app. So
if you're over here on the you know you're on
the weekend and you live in PA, then shoot, you
can always stream the morning show because you like this
so much. Dude's super easy.

Speaker 3 (41:04):
Go to the iHeartRadio app search w z x L,
take us anywhere and make us your number one preset.

Speaker 1 (41:12):
I got called out, and I one hundred percent my fault.
I don't I.

Speaker 3 (41:19):
Have no retort to being called out. So we had
a party. You were there two weeks ago, and it sucks.
It fell on a weekend of the Our trash night
is Sunday night.

Speaker 1 (41:33):
They pick it up Monday morning, first thing. So if
you don't have your cans out by like seven am,
you're screwed. So usually Sunday night people put out the
trash cans. So it fell on a weekend where it
wasn't recycling, So I had a lot of leftover trash.
So now I got a whole week, right, and I
got a whole week of trash that I gotta go.

(41:57):
And now you know it sits in my driveway. Don't
use the neighbors cans unless you ask, you know what.
Unfortunately I don't. My next door neighbor is kind of
a quiet guy, and I don't know, and I don't
want to. I don't have that relationship with them. Couldn't
you just dump it into the woods across the street? I could,
sure so. So the trash has now been sitting out

(42:20):
in the sun for a week, and this is a
lot of extra trash. So my trash cans are, dude,
are full, like full. They're not on the road all
week though. Right, you bring them up to the house,
they're full. They're in my driveway. Okay, So they start
to get maggots, Yeah, because the crows because the lid

(42:40):
is popped open now because there's so much trash in
my trash cans in my driveway that the crows are
now pecking at the at the bags of trash, and
now maggots start. Right, So I make the decision, and
probably the wrong one, on a holiday weekend on Friday,

(43:04):
I'm gonna roll the trash cans down to the street.
Now my pickup is Monday. Oh no, everybody having a
barbecue has to drive by your trash cans. One hundred
percent my fall, all the guests you have one hundred
percent my fault, my bad fault. That's I mean, that's
this sligious scumback thing to do trailer trash man, Yeah,

(43:26):
trashy can be. Oh god, but I needed because the
flies were getting bad, so I needed them down by
the curve. And it's not even like the lids are close. Bro,
you got nastiness coming out of it, man, And now
I got it. Dude.

Speaker 3 (43:37):
We still got three more days before trash pickups, so
I'm adding trash to already filled trash cans. Facebook yard
sales site right or Facebook community site of our development,
which a little bit of a Karen move. This woman,
she she puts out there. She goes, Hey, look, we
live in a real nice development. And I agree with this.

Speaker 1 (43:58):
She goes, everyone should take care of their yard, right,
like everyone should have a nice yard, you know, blah
blah blah.

Speaker 3 (44:04):
I agree with that, and I am one hundred percent
on her side. So she's going on about everyone should
have a nice yard.

Speaker 1 (44:11):
We live in this nice community, you know, let's all
kind of step step in together and make our houses
look nice. That's not calling anybody out yet, not calling
anybody out. Then a guy, and one hundred percent I
know him in the wrong. A guy responds to that
post of that woman saying that everyone should treat their

(44:34):
houses and make them beautiful. Blah blah blah. He goes,
and the other thing, people need to stop putting their
trash cans out four days before trash day, way too early, man.
And that's you problem, bro, that's not a neighbor brow,
that's your problem. I I I am very I I
am active on this Facebook site for our development. I

(44:55):
knew he was coming at me because down to the
days too, he said four days that's where you did.
It was four all on me, Bro, I get it.

Speaker 3 (45:04):
I was actually gonna respond and be like, guilty as charge, dude,
I'm sorry, like we had maggots and that like I
need And I'm like, what am I gonna do? Like
I'm already trash right, no pun intended. So I'm like,
you got me. Even my wife the next morning she's like,
I think they're talking about us. No, wife doesn't need

(45:24):
that reputation.

Speaker 1 (45:25):
I say that there.

Speaker 3 (45:26):
I go, oh babe, one hundred percent, because it doesn't
help I live on the road.

Speaker 1 (45:30):
When you come into the development. What is what's the
Facebook site called the name? This is what here? Can
you turn down the uh yeah, go ahead, turn down
the microphone? Go gotcha? Okay, gotcha? Gotcha, dude. Yeah, yeah,
one hundred percent. Me, one hundred percent my fault. One

(45:53):
hundred percent. I'm in the wrong. I apologize to my
entire development, but that was me. I put them there
four days before trash pickup, and dude, I was counting down.

Speaker 3 (46:04):
I actually you actually ruined my weekend. I was counting
down the days to trash pickup. And then I'm like,
oh my god, my trash day is Memorial Day, Monday.
They may not pick it up on Monday, right, So
now you're so And then if you don't even respond.

Speaker 1 (46:18):
I didn't. I didn't respond, dude.

Speaker 3 (46:20):
I would have responded to saying one hundred percent my fault,
man like, and it was it was.

Speaker 1 (46:28):
It was trashy. It was a bad look, my bad.
I apologize. I gotta take the l on this one.
But you can't apologize because you might do it again.
Now you really look like a dirt bag. You're not
gonna stop. I'll be honest, I'll do it again. You will. Yeah. Look,
here's the thing. If there's any if I can push
the blame, and I can't on anyone, it's my trash guys.

(46:51):
They got us, these stupid trash cans and you can
only put the trash that fits in the cam. Yeah,
you got to play the game. You gotta play the game.
So sorry, the game was I had maggots in my trash.
I'm putting them out by the curb. Uh. But it
was a bad look and so it was my bad.

Speaker 3 (47:06):
I took the hit on that one, but definitely got
called out on our Facebook site.

Speaker 1 (47:11):
Well what's nice is like, listen, I know people bitch
and moan. I get it, but it is nice because
this guy, he's not saying it to your face. He's
just saying it. Called just saying yeah, please don't do this.
He just said it. He goes, He goes, Hey, just
just the heads up. He even said he threw this
out there.

Speaker 3 (47:29):
He goes, I think there's a city ordinance where like
you're only allowed to put your trash out twenty four
hours before trash pick up. Yeah, so I I so
I broke a crime. I committed a crime.

Speaker 1 (47:40):
I guess I I I broke a city ordinance. Yeah,
like the township Brigan team was breaking our balls because
we're not there a lot. So I did leave the
trash cans out and then we're out there for probably
like a week or two and someone from the city did.
They reached out and said, listen, man, you can't do that.
I was like, you know what I am in the wrong?
Does need to look at that. It's no pun intended
trashy move you You just you know you did wrong

(48:04):
one hundred percent. And I'm very big about pulling the
trash cans in too, as soon as they get picked
up like we have. We do have neighbors that like
will leave them out for a day or two and
it's like, it's an empty trash can. Man, just bring
it up to your you know, broage. You're put it
in your backyard wherever you put it. But one hundred
percent my fault. Look, we we get back, we'll do
a thing called do you think you have? You think

(48:29):
you've got it bad?

Speaker 3 (48:31):
Did you see the Wiener mobile race at the Indianapolis
five hundred, No, so, I guess the kickoff it was
in the Indy five hundred was over the weekend.

Speaker 1 (48:42):
It used to be when I was a kid. I
just remember being such a big thing. But I don't
think it's that big anymore. I know the end it
still packs, uh, you know, the the speedway, but Uh,
but yeah, I just I mean, I don't I don't
even know where to find it on TV. I'm not
gonna watch the whole thing, like, I don't know. If
it's wrapping up like the last twenty minutes, I might

(49:02):
tune in, but yeah, I can't. I don't know. Man,
it's three hours. It's just the same thing over and
over again until it gets to the end. Growing up,
my dad knew a guy and my dad would get
to go to the uh the center, I don't forget
what they call it. And and so he said it
was it's deafening, deafening loud. It's like it's it's so

(49:25):
intense and loud, and those guys they fly by it
and I don't know, a million thousand miles. Yeah, you
gotta wear those headphones. He goes, it's insanely deafening. Well,
they had the Wiener Mobile, you know, the Oscar Meyer Wienermobile. Yeah,
there's only one, right, No, there's apparently half a dozen
and they and they race around the track on Friday

(49:47):
to kick off the the Indy five hundred. Uh, let's
see here, it's stupid. Uh.

Speaker 3 (49:57):
In Germany and as a kid, this was always remember
as a kid, you would just kind of roll down
a hill.

Speaker 1 (50:05):
Yeah, sure, right, like you.

Speaker 3 (50:07):
Just as a kid, you would just kind of like
throw your body down on the ground and just roll
down a hill. It's when when you're a kid, you
don't think about like breaking anything or.

Speaker 1 (50:16):
Your body, yeah, your head hitting the ground. In Germany,
they actually had.

Speaker 3 (50:20):
A a rolling down the hill rate.

Speaker 1 (50:23):
That's fun. Sure, And it's all these guys and I
get it. Is it grown men or it's like grown men,
And I'm sure drinking was involved, right, like come on,
so yeah, they just a bunch of guys just rolling down, rolling,
rolling down a hill.

Speaker 3 (50:42):
Uh, let's see here, I get this a news anchor.
I guess at this point, news anchors now are getting
very heavy into TikTok and and social media because you
need to because a lot of people aren't watching TV anymore,
so you gotta stay relevant. A pregnant news anchor is

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actually going on TikTok to film her going into labor.
She I guess, has you know, done her pregnancy journey
on social media, and so now they're actually going to
show it and the news I guess you know is
gonna put it up on their website. Of her actually
giving birth. Will they actually show her giving birth? Now

(51:26):
that's gonna get numbers.

Speaker 1 (51:27):
Yeah. I could close my eyes. I can just I
remember it like it was yesterday, Like just what it
looked like coming out of there was pretty Yeah, it
was pretty shocking. It would have been a Nah. I
guess I don't need the video that was. That's something
like I'm the only well, me and the doctor the
only two people that I've ever seen it, But I
guess you don't want to go back and see it.
It was crazy though, it was, and I feel like
I could do it like it really was. It was

(51:49):
olive oil and her finger and she would just kind
of keep opening everything up and then olive oil like
olive oil, so it was slick enough for the kid
to come out. Looked pretty easy to me. Man, she
cut the core, that was it was olive oil. Yeah,
it was olive oil. Yeah it was. They pulled it
out of the kitchen, had garnic clothes in it and everything.

Speaker 3 (52:06):
You know who the og of this is is Katie Currk.
Katie Kurk back in the day, I'm going back, don't
Twenty five years ago, she had a colonoscopy live on
TV because her husband died of colon cancer. Oh dude,
really yeah, on the Today Show he's putting the whole
wire in her butt.

Speaker 1 (52:22):
Uh huh? Oh wow you saw the button all that?
I mean? I mean, yeah, it was the Today Show,
so it was a cleaned up version of it. But yeah,
she's the og of that stuff. And who wants to
see it? Like it's not it's not like, oh, it's
not like it's a naked girl like getting into a
hot tub. South Jersey's rock Stations the XL More Show.
I got to pick up the worst thing you could

(52:44):
possibly pick up on a Facebook marketplace site today. Okay,
it's a bunk bed. Oh now is it broken down
or do you have to because a lot of times
people will put up for sunds. It's on you to
get it out of here. That's what it's sandal like now.
So I have to drive the wild Wood after the
show to go pick up a Yeah, and my wife like,
we have a bunk bed in the Brigantine House, but
she wants it to be able to sleep more people.

(53:05):
Why I don't know. So she wants a full bottom
with the bunk bed on top. And when it's in
her head like she doesn't exactly what keeps going. Yeah,
it's like a like you get a full, Yeah, I
said four twin. I don't know, it's a ful. It's
it's yeah, it's a it's a full in the bottom,
twin on the top. It's not like we have you know,
we're not. We don't have twenty people at the house
on the weekend. Like but again it's in her head

(53:26):
like she wants to do it.

Speaker 3 (53:27):
Well, that's what you do, especially because you do rent
the property out, so like you can just shove as
many people in there.

Speaker 1 (53:32):
It's you can't. Yeah, it sleeps seventy. Yeah. Advertising like dude, i'll, i'll,
i'm you know, we're always looking for you know, property
and stuff like that, and I'll get these these links,
especially these short towns and it's this little apartment but
in every corner they'll have a bunk bed like that
and be like you can sleep ten, yeah's bed in
the living room. It's a one bedroom apartment with one bathroom. Yeah,

(53:56):
you can sleep one in the bedtub.

Speaker 3 (53:58):
There are these rentals they'll put those bunk beds that
you're talking about two to a room and you're like
so that one room can sleep seven.

Speaker 1 (54:08):
Yeah, you can not comfortably. You can't walk anywhere, but sure.
So it sounded like in the post that this thing
was assembled. I said, here's the deal. I needed to
be outside and it's a second floor story house. And wow,
I was like, I'm not carrying this. I don't want
to carry anything anybody.

Speaker 2 (54:26):
You know.

Speaker 1 (54:27):
I'm busy this morning. I bet you know. I was asked,
you want to take a ride to go to Longwin.
You know, have some saltwater taffy bunk bed. I'm like, listen.
First of all, if you need to pick pick up
a table or a chair, I get it and strap
it down. It's good. And dude, there's a lot like
we had. My daughter for years had the bunk bed
where it was the fouton couch on the bottom top.

(54:51):
You gotta assemble that thing you you talk about. I
used to dread moving because I would have to diassemble
this thing and then put it back together. And this
this thing was awful. We'll put together the fouton assembly.
There's a spring and okay, you can take your hand.
Yeah that you could take your hand off with that spring. Yeah,

(55:12):
So I said, I said, all it's it's all alan
keys and oh said, I'll do this. I was like,
it needs to be. It better be outside of the
drive where I can put it in my I hope
it's one trip too, because I gotta take this thing
to Brigantine in a ford. Dude. I remember I gave
I gave it away for free, the bunk bed I
the last time I took it apart. My daughter wanted another,

(55:34):
like a bed with posts and stuff for like real
girly stuff.

Speaker 3 (55:37):
And uh, the guy picked it up and I helped
him put it in his truck.

Speaker 1 (55:41):
Right. It was all diassembled, and I gave him a
bag of bolts and I was like, good rev fun dude,
I go, there's no instructions. It's I've had it for
I had seven years. Enjoy Yep, everybody, thanks you call
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Speaker 2 (56:40):
Put me guys on my way work. She's like, oh yeah,
warming up, hit and I'm like, I'm about there.

Speaker 1 (56:46):
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to this.

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