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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Wake Up, Wake Up, Wake Up, Wake Up.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
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this show, isn't it?
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Hey man? What's happening? Good morning? Good morning to you
and everybody that's up this early on a Monday.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
All your dad's out there. Hopefully you had a good day.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Yesterday my oldest daughter got me a pack of cigarettes
for Father's Day. Why you don't smoke? So this jar
The joke is when we're drinking, like you know, and
she's twenty five old enough to have a few cocktails.
I always always tell the kids, I go, hey, if
you wanted to go out and maybe buy a pack
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of Parliaments, that would be cool, right, that's the running joke.
So yesterday we were at a shout out to the
Harley Dawn Diner on the black Horse Pike up in
I don't know where that means landing, I guess, but
is that folesome? I don't think it's fulesome yet.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
It might be.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
It's buried in the middle there. So it's the it's
on the pike right, good great spot. So the kids
take me out the lunch and she goes, oh afterwards, there's.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Like a one stop shop next door. It used to
be a wah.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Walk And she goes, all right, I gotta run in
there real quick. I'm like all right. So she runs
in there. She goes back out to the pack of cigarettes.
She's like, here, dude, the look my wife gave her.
She'm like she was gonna kill her. Will they ever
get smoke? That's that's an expensive gag gift. It's probably
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eleven bucks. Yeah, she got me a real gift too,
But uh I did They just sit there in the
garage and there's if I guess, if somebody comes over
who smokes, And she goes, all right, I gotta run
in in there real quick. I'm like all right. So
she runs in there. She goes back out to the
back of cigarettes. She's like, here, dude, the look my
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wife gave her. She I'm like she was gonna kill her.
Will they ever get smoked? That's that's an expensive gag gift.
It's probably eleven bucks. Yeah, she got me a real
gift too, But uh I did they just sit there
in the garage and yeah, there's if I guess, if
somebody comes over who smokes, you know, But no, I
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tell my wife all the time. If I if I
get like six months, a six month run of smoking, yeah,
it's like me with coke man, I may try it
and be like, that was an awesome, awesome night.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Let's do it again. I have and it is. So
it's fantastic.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Hey, everybody, Monday, let's find that ZXL Workforce and Boy
of the Day and let's give something away today. Today
we are going to be giving someone.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Uh, let's see here, could be good.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
I know it. I could tell. The anticipation is killing me.
Make something good. We did the Beach Boys last week
and someone died. Let's do Rock the Box. That's gonna
be at for Gotta. They're doing a bunch of tribute
acts at borg Gotta. We're gonna give you tickets. Uh,
you can see David Bowie tribute, El John Tribute, Duran,
Duran Tribute, abb A tribute, Philly Joel and Moore.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
So we're gonna hook you up.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
I believe you get tickets for the entire season of
all these tribute bands. So on one. Uh, let's see here,
could be good. I know it, I could sell. The
anticipation is killing me. Make something good. We did the
Beach Boys last week and someone died. Let's do Rock
the Box. That's gonna be at for Gotta. They're doing
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a bunch of tribute acts at Borgatta. We're gonna give
you tickets. You can see David Bowie tribute, El John Tribute, Duran,
Duran Tribute, Avid Tribute, Billy.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Joel and Moore. So we're gonna hook you up. I
believe you get.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Tickets for the entire season. Nice cool of all these
tribute bands. So I'll hook you up with that. Coming
up just a little bit. It is one unch point
seven CXL, South Jersey's rock station ZXL Morning Show. Good
morning everybody, dord Lawn all write it and well dordln
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and things sucks. I'm Scotty, good morning here some news
foul ues on a Monday. Vans Bolter, the man who
authorities believe shot two Minnesota lawmakers and their spouses and
politically motivated shootings on Saturday, is now in custody. Law
enforcement officials said Bolter was taken in the custody near
his home in Minnesota, Sibley County, Minnesota, shortly before ten pm.
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The US Embassy in Israel will remain closed today, with
a shelter in place order still in effect after the
embassy in Tel Aviv suffered damage from missile blast. Is
it one of those we'll be back with the clock, dude,
it's it's getting a little crazy in the Middle East. Yeah.
I think the Trumpster needs to figure this out. And
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and here's the thing. You don't want to mess around
with Israel, but Iran. Here's the problem with Iran. We're
not sure if they're dangerous or not. We don't know
if they had that nuclear missiles. Yeah, Like like some
people are like yeah, like they got nothing, and then
some people are like, no, they got a lot. So
that's a problem with them having a nuclear missile. And
I get it, but they probably shouldn't because they can't
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control themselves. It's like if you and I had powers
like that, we can't use that power. Absolutely. I'm doing
this because of you and specifically your mother. The Cumberland
County Health Department is warning of a potential rabies outbreak
in kittens. Uh huh. Not shocked, man, They're all over
my mom's house. This is in Port Norris. I know
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your mom is hoarding cats. A recent investigation is confirmed
that one of the kittens tested positive for rabies. Other
kittens from the same litter have already been given away
to people in the community and now they need to
be tested for rabies. So they're asking for public cooperation
during this time. And they said, anyone who knows uh
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if table a lot of cats should call them and
contact them because I will do yes.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
That's really what they're asking.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
They're saying, if if you, if you were given a
kitten lately, please call eight five six three two seven
seven six zero two. The other kittens from the same
litter have already been given away to people in the
community and now they need to be tested for rabies.
So they're asking for public cooperation during this time. And
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they said, anyone who knows uh if table a lot
of cats should call them and contact them because I
will do yes.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
That's really what they're asking.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
They're saying, if if you, if you were given a
kitten lately, please call eight five six three two seven
seven six zero two six zero to the Cumberland County
Health Department so they can figure it out, because dude,
that's the last thing we need, Like who put that
on their bingo card? All of a sudden we get
zombie cats, and that's just what's gonna take us down.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
In twenty twenty five, Well.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
I found out now the brothers in the Sistons run under.
So that chorus man, it really beat him up. Uh
there you go, that's news, that's sports. Heyah, Chancell Ring
this afternoon, Hi up to sixty eight clouds tonight on
it low sixty three tomorrow for your Tuesday. Clouds again
and a high up to seventy three. It's sixty three
outside right now, one hundred point seven ZXL, South Jersey's
rock station. It's the last thing we need, Like who
put that on their bingo card? All of a sudden
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we get zombie cats, and that's just what's gonna take
us down. In twenty twenty five, Well I found out
now the brothers in the Sisions run under. So that
chorus man, it really beat him up. Uh there you go, that's.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
News, that's sports.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Hey, Chancell Rain, this afternoon, high have to sixty eight
clouds tonight o it lo sixty three tomorrow for your
Tuesday clouds again and a high have the seventy three.
It's sixty outside right now. One lunch point seven ZXL
South Jerseys Rock Station ZXL Morning Show. One hunch point
seven ZXL South Jersey's rock stations ZXL Morning Show. So
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we get a letter from the school about my kid's attendance,
the sixth grader. Yeah, they say he could have missed
more than five days this year. It was a very
It wasn't a very It wasn't very clear when you're
trying to read the letter because I don't know what
what you're trying to get at here. He could have
missed more than five days. Two years ago, we got
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that letter saying like, hey, like we're watching you. He's
missed enough days that like we could maybe hold him back. Wow, really,
and see, I think we had twelve we're able to
get rid of because my wife, dude, she me and
her have two. We got into it yesterday. She wanted
him to take off the last two days of school. Yeah,
I get it. And I'm like I'm like no, Me
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and he and my father in law were sitting there.
We're like, no, it's he can finish school. Let him
just finish the days, and yeah, man, we got that
letter saying like, hey, he misses any more days, he's
in real trouble. And they're already wheeling into TVs and
the DCRs. At this point, there's nothing going on. That's
what That's what the fight was over. She's like, but
they're not doing anything.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
I go.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
But it's the point. I know he has a responsibility
to go to school. I know I'm kind of on
her side, but here's what I don't want. I don't
want him home. I got to deal with the entire summer. No, man,
go to school because you're gonna mess up my schedule
and I got to be prepared for that. So we
get this letter, so I said, I said, is he
in any danger of being held back? Not according to
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this letter, I said, just call I'm dying here. What
give me the exchange between them and the only five days?
What if this letter's actually about so he is five
days left or he missed more than five days? My
wife called, she said, heyah, we got a letter. She said, uh,
you know, we well, what is this like? What is
he in danger of failing or anything? He's like, no, no,
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he could have missed more than five days. What does
that mean? Shouldn't you have a number there? Certainly should
She couldn't tell me the number, And I'm going back
to him, like, well, how many vacations? Think we went
to Disney and you wanta taken a couple of days off?
Speaker 3 (10:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (10:10):
I know we went to Tennessee, but I was during
a spring break. I'm like, I can't think of the days.
And if he does take a day off, we get
a text message shows even like he's ditching school. I've
told you nothing came out of this phone call other
than they sent a letter in my house. If he's
going to fail when there's a real problem, send the letter.
She couldn't even tell me the days he's mess She's like, oh,
we can miss the rest of the school year if
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you wanted, he'll be fine. Well send a letter for
so my little guy. Real problem between him and my
wife of being late. Right, the absences aren't a big thing,
it's being late. So I'm talking to the secretary one
day and my wife was hiding it from me of
how many days he's been late. So I finally call
the secretary and I go, hey, can you tell let's
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play a game, And she goes I like games, and
she goes, I go, how many days have my kid
been has been late? Right over under? Yeah, Like I
was like, and I go, I go, I go, I'll
go ten ninety, this is and this is dude, I
think we're in January at this point, nineteen days he's
been late. Yeah, So I said, look, I asked her,
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flat eye goes, and you're gonna come of that. And
she's like no, she goes, but I can call your
wife and act like there is Oh so she's on
your team. And she was like, yeah, she goes, I've
done that before to help people out, you know, help
light a fire. And I was like, yeah, do that.
He's coming from you. It's not a big deal. But
it's a school. Yeah. Yeah. She's like she's like, now
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the lates are fine.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
Yeah, you know.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
She's like, he's a good kid. And I was like, alright,
I'm tired of hearing that he's a good I guet
he's a good kid, but he needs to show at
school on time. There's part of like I don't know,
just being as I responsible, that hey, you have to
get up and this is what you do every day,
because that don't work in the workforce. No, and that's
what me and my father in law were telling my wife,
because it pretty much was my mother in law my
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wife attacking me and my father in law because we're
defending he should go to school till the very end,
and like you go to see your friends, You're not
going to see your friends all summer.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
That's a big deal. The last day of school's always
a big deal.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Yeah, that's why I said, too. We did bail in
the yearbook though even he agreed. He's like, he's like
forty five dollars for a year books. I wouldn't even
buy that.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
Who needs yearbooks anymore? Yeah, get out of here with
the yearbook.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Yeah, so we got a letter and the didn't come out.
I just wanted to hear from the lady, like, well,
what's what's the reason for the letter? She couldn't give
me one. Couldn't give me one. I think he can
you tell me the about the days he missed. It's like,
I don't know, now I'm interested how many days I
can't tell you? Like that? You got an actual hard letter, Yeah,
it wasn't on the portal. Yeah, because I dude, honestly,
I have no idea what my kid's doing in school
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because I don't have a log in for the portal.
Oh so you don't know his grades. Nope, No, his
teachers send us emails, but you have to sign into
the portal at the portal. Here's my then my philosophy.
Are you going to the next grade? That's all I
want to know. Yeah, my kid got a he ended
up with an eighty nine and like science, and even
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my wife's like, I don't care, still a big so
they didn't get an A big deal. Yeah, are you
going to the next grade? That's all I care about.
I don't care about because I don't know if they
put kids in like because when we were kids, dude,
you had the smart class, the middle of the road class,
and the dumb class. Yeah. I don't even know if
they do that anymore. No, No, they hide it pretty well.
And dude, and they flat out set it like you
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had the A class, B class, and C class, and
you knew that if you were in the C class,
you were a dummy. You were so unimportant. They took
one room and they separated it with a divider, and
I remember, just put them all in the same room.
They'll be fine.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
I always hovered at the bottom of B.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
There was always there was always that thing where I
could fall to C.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
And when you fall to C, dude, that was it.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
You were. I mean, you were with some real winners. Yeah. Look,
I got a pair of tickets. It's actually really cool.
Rock the Box Borgatta. Uh. They're doing a bunch of
tribute bands all summer long. I'm gonna give you a
season pass. You can go see all of them. SIG
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zero nine six seven seven one hundred seven Rock the
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Box at Borgotta get to see these awesome tribute acts
Elton John, David Bowie, a whole bunch Billy Joel. Come
into Borgotta this summer and I'm gonna give you a
season pass SIG zero nine six seven seven, one hundred
and seven. We'll get back with the rocks. Here's some
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rock news for you. Me and you. We took part
in the No Kings protests. We were we were dancing
around so stupid. I sold seventy Yeah. So but here's
the thing, equally stupid. I love a military parade and
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I love supporting the military, but for Trump to do
it also as a birthday party for him. Okay, little
it was a little off putting, so I get that,
but I also do laugh at the other side who
had a no Kings protest during the military parade. A
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bunch of rock stars were out protesting rage against the machine.
Guitarist Tom Morello, Amy Lee was out there from Evanescence.
They were out there and they were they were protesting.
What exactly they're protesting? I don't think anyone can really answer,
is it is? It?
Speaker 3 (15:39):
Is it people getting picked up by ice?
Speaker 1 (15:41):
I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (15:43):
Why do we and why do we burn cars?
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Is it just everything? Like everything under the umbrella the
Trump's doing? Is that what it is? I know? Now
there's a real king, King Charles the Third, he's over
there in England. You know he just died nighted someone.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
Okay, he was for the Kings.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
He did. He's the king, He's he's a real king.
He has bestowed the honor of knighthood to Roger Dawtry
of the Who Who'll becomes Sir Roger after being recognized
for his services to music and charity. Let's see he
Elton John uh is Uh has been knighted. I believe
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Rod Stewart also has been knighted. Paul McCartney, he got it.
Paul McCarney has been knighted. It's a big deal. I
think Ringo I maybe even has been knighted. It's a
it's if you grew up in England and it's a
big deal Ozzy to be knighted. I don't think Ozzie's
been knighted. I don't know, not one hundred percent on
that one, but uh yeah, it's a it's a big deal.
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So Roger, he was the dark Prince, the Prince of
the Prince of Darkness. He's the Prince of darkness. See
he's probably gonna then fight the king. So yeah, so
it's a big deal. Roger Dawtry is gonna now be
eight knights. It's like when people who aren't doctors get
their doctorate and they can call themselves doctors, like Joe Biden.
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Like Joe Biden. Yeah, like she's a doctor of education
or something like that. It's like, hey, ma'am, ma'am, you're
a doctor's man's having a heart attack.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
No, no, no, I can read a book. Good do
you remember with a whoopy Goldberg?
Speaker 1 (17:18):
Remember she thought she'd make a great health secretary or
something because she's a doctor.
Speaker 3 (17:22):
She's so dull stupid.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
So a big frog is sitting there fat whoope. Vivian
Campbell from def Leppard. He said he'd like to buy
a beer or maybe three beers to the guy that
actually donated his stem cells to him when he was
dealing with cancer back in twenty thirteen. It would be cool, sure, man,
to sit down with somebody who helped save your life. Yeah,
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he said, he said, he said, he the guy. He
has a Hodgkins lymphoma and after the transplant of his
own stem cells failed to.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
Work, he had a donor.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
And it's so are he has had a couple ups
and downs put so far, you know, Vivian's still out
there doing it. I think he's rejoining def Leppard in
the next couple of weeks while they're out on tour.
So uh, he said, Uh, my health had got really
bad and it was it was really it was awesome
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that this guy did that and donated stem cells.
Speaker 3 (18:22):
I heard.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
It's it's very painful because they got to get in
your bone. Yeah. I think they put a meal or
something in your bone to pull that out.
Speaker 3 (18:28):
And he said he would love to uh to buy
the guy a beer. There got.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
These rock stations z XL morn Show streaming on the
iHeartRadio app. Big shout out man, uh to the Golden Nugget,
the deck over at the Golden Nugget. We we had
our buddies. Now, the breakdown of this is there used
to be a band that we got friendly with. And
think how we got friendly with them. I think it
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was just bike I did we bike back bike, but
they did a couple of bike bashes. They used to
play a a that me and you like the Brickhouse
and Mace Landing. And we just got friendly with the band.
And that band was called seven Stone. Yeahcau. They would
let us play it like I got to I got
to jump on Guy's trump set. They played with us,
We had him in studio and stuff. I have a
picture like I'm on someone's guitar. I think Mickey's bassis are.
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There's a part where you're singing like we end up
going on stage and being a part of the band.
I sing Purple Rain? Is that what it was? Yes?
Speaker 3 (19:21):
Yes I did. I did the Apollonia parts.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
Uh uh So this man seven Stone right, they they
they they killed it in South Jersey. They they were
a bar band and they were really good, really talented musicians,
and like every band, they imploded and you know, life happens,
and you know, one guy moved away and it kind
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of broke up the whole band, and so they've been
kind of laying low for a couple of years. And
I got it.
Speaker 3 (19:49):
So we got a I.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
Don't know, a couple of months ago, our boy Bug
from seven Stone is like, hey, I gotta I'm putting
a new band back together. But it's got a lot
of components of the guys in seven stuff. And we're like, okay,
all right, cool, you know. And then we're like we're
always like, hey man, you won't come in the studio
to promote it. Go ahead, And he said no, we're
doing like some big nights at the Golden Nugget and
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we're gonna be on the deck.
Speaker 3 (20:14):
And I didn't think much of it. And I was like,
all right, cool, dude, I even go.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
I didn't even know the name of the band yet
on your hand I wrote it on my hand. I
literally just scrubbed it off last night. And so he goes, uh,
he goes, yeah, so it's his new band blah blah blah,
and dude with me and you showed up on Saturday.
I didn't know what to expect. I'm like, okay, it's
a it's a local bar band. Like what do you dude?
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Put like a thousand people on that deck. It was
a great time and that place was really really last
And I got to say the band killed it. And
the band's name, so go follow him on all social
media platforms run down, run Away run I thought it
was run down Romeo. Run Down Romeo is the game
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of the band. And if if you look, if you're
looking on it like a Saturday night to go do something,
uh look him up. Then you want to go to
a bar. I have a couple of drinks. They play
great music, great musicians, good guys. Dude. I gotta say, man,
we had a blast. I had a lot of fun
on Saturday night at the deck, uh celebrating this uh,
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this local band rundown Romeo. And you know what you
get is you get a bunch of guys that really
want to they love what they do. And you can
tell he took it. You know, it took up a
couple of years off and now dude, they were fun man.
They had fun on stage. That's where he shines for
his nickname is Bug. For years we thought he was
an external eminator. He works for the gas company. Okay,
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but this is his real love. As you could see,
his last name is bug Toowski we learned or something
like this. He was U He's a fun guy, dude,
and it's a it's very hard man. He really really
loves what he does. He's fun too, man.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
It was real blast.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
Shout out to everyone at the Golden Nugget too for
having him out there and having us out there. And
so we're doing it again in a couple of weeks.
I'll put up all the info at Facebook dot com,
Forward slash Jojo and Scotti and I do and I
gotta love man. A lot A ton of listeners were
out there because we were promoting it and talking about it,
and you know, I thought me and you would get
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roofied a couple of times. Luckily that didn't happen. Yeah. Well,
one guy tried to buy us at drinks. Yeah, try
to buy us around the drinks. I think he was
on steroids. He was super cool. Well, you know what
it was is you were talking to people. I'm like, hey,
how do you know them? And You're like, I don't.
Speaker 3 (22:28):
Don't.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
They just come up and said, hey man, you would
like listen to the show Man? That's cool? Yeah it
was cool, man, Okay, I can't hear as it is.
And then you had the band playing and listen, no disrespect.
But I don't know everybody that came up. Someone got
he's like he's like, hey man, how you been? And
I go into the hey man, how are you just
do I just kind of I just kind of like
laugh when I'm supposed to laugh, and then to kind
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of go away, no disrespect. I just don't remember a
lot of people. You did an old like you said
you can't hear. You did an old man move too,
where you got hand and died a receipt to sign,
Oh Jesus and you and you couldn't read it, so
you had to hand it to me so I could
fill it out for you. The sun's not out. Writing
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is small, like I can't see that. Why can't we
make it bigger? Yeah? I do that usually in a restaurant. Man,
if I don't have my reading classes, my wife pays
and I put the light on my phone so I
could see yeah, so everyone who uh, you know, I
bought us drinks and everything like that and just came
over and said, hey.
Speaker 3 (23:27):
Uh, thank you. And it was awesome.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
And check out go on social media, go like their
pages run down, Romeo. You'll have a fun summer if
you go check them out at a bar. Yeah, they
got two more dates, one in July, one in August.
That's their thing.
Speaker 3 (23:40):
And listen, I think there's three more. They got like
they got.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
Real jobs and real lives, like they all do well
for themselves. So they they're like, you know what we're
gonna do. Once a month, we're gonna play. So yeah,
we'll tell you date in July, and I'm actually gonna
come out. I had that my mom dropped me off
your golden nugget and you had to take me back home,
like I was going to the mall with my buddies
and brought your cousin and I had to shove him
on my back seat.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
On my back seat, had a bunch of crap in it.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Old school.
Speaker 3 (24:03):
He's just sitting there.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
He shoved up against the door. Look we we get back,
We've not got some headlights. It is a conspiracy corner.
One hunch point seven z XL, South Jersey's rock station
ZXL morning show, The Great Gary g Garcia is in studio. Uh,
Gary Gene. We're talking about Father's Day yesterday and congrats
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you are a grandfather of grandfather man.
Speaker 4 (24:27):
My granddaughter is officially here. She was born on the
night that twelve twelve.
Speaker 3 (24:31):
Yeah, sold picture.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
Man a lot of hair.
Speaker 4 (24:34):
Yeah, full head of hair, man. Yeah, look like a
little Rocky baby.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
So yeah, Rocky's baby came out with that.
Speaker 4 (24:41):
So fig though it was weird, and now it's funny
because now I'm looking at all these pictures of people
posting up their new kids and their new grandkids.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
I'm just like, mine is so much. Yeah, it's good.
Speaker 3 (24:52):
Look, it's the first thing my wife said.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
It's a good looking baby. Every other baby. Women will
say that babies all look the same. Do I kill
it when that's the problem? You care what women say.
That's the problem with society today.
Speaker 4 (25:04):
Man.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
Men need to stop cameras so women are like, oh,
he's so cute. I'm like that baby looks like every
other baby. My baby look gorgeous.
Speaker 3 (25:12):
Think that.
Speaker 4 (25:12):
Nah, I don't think that. It just looks good.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
You want to get a good laugh today? Google Paris
Hilton's baby.
Speaker 4 (25:18):
Paris Hilton as an ugly child.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
It's head, it's is huge large.
Speaker 4 (25:23):
Yeah, it looks like that. What's that one of the
little bird that cartoon? Uh twink with the glasses? Yes,
and he got those big big glasses. GoAhead, yeah, Gary.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
We were texting yesterday back and forth, happy Father's Day
to each other, and I got it. I gotta called
Jojo out on this. Uh you know, we were taking
Diggs thinging like, well, my dad's dead or whatever, and
I mean, that's.
Speaker 4 (25:52):
My dad's dead.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
That's band and then somehow give it up for all
dad's dead. But we have to find another member where
their dad is dead too.
Speaker 4 (26:02):
Well, it won't be hard to fathers died quick.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
So when Jojo hops a picture up and I don't
even understand how this picture was taken, but it was
a nice pure picture behind behind Jojo. So someone is
behind Jojo and it's a picture of Joe sitting in
front of his dad's coffin. Who takes you that.
Speaker 4 (26:24):
Very Puerto Rican thing? Man, Puerto Rican flag?
Speaker 1 (26:27):
It was an American Puerto Rican. It's gonna be a
Puerto Rican flat. He's a veteran that was an American flag.
It was up on blocks.
Speaker 4 (26:35):
No, that was that was that's where your rims go.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
You come out of your car. Funeral. Somebody sent me
that picture it they sent it to it. That's creamy, man.
Speaker 4 (26:50):
We do it all the time. We say things like me,
get by the body. We want to take a picture,
and we do family.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
The selfie with the dead body is.
Speaker 4 (26:59):
So we don't do selfies. That's a little you know
too much. You know, you post it, you know what
I'm saying, heading.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
Into Monday, like.
Speaker 3 (27:09):
They do it, and it's so it's.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
You know, we take pictures with the dead one to
I wanted to tell you almost was going to pull
the selfie. Moved with my dad in the hospital before listen.
I had.
Speaker 4 (27:19):
Had a battle last year. Who had it worse?
Speaker 1 (27:22):
Had the best? We had the best.
Speaker 4 (27:23):
You got a nice picture, you know, well my step pops.
I got to see my step pops pass away. I
don't say it like it's a good thing. He died
in my arms, last breath of my ms.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
I don't know. Just give a take, give it, give
a take, you know what. Double.
Speaker 4 (27:37):
What's so funny about the whole thing is I'm reading
the back and forth from us to my boys and
like that's how dudes are. Because he sends the picture.
He goes, my dad is dead, and I said, well,
my dad is dead too, and then he goes, well,
so yours you all got dead dads that he says
the picture, I'm like, yo, mine's in a box on
my shelf. It also looks like it was done right.
It was done right, yours had you said? The catsket
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almost rolled down the block? So whatever's casket thing you
guys are talking about? Because mine's in a box. So
Joe's g I won. Joe's guys telling me I won
that one funeral?
Speaker 1 (28:11):
Was that even? Not that either?
Speaker 3 (28:12):
And he saw so they just.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
Went from life to box to show. Well they had bagpipers,
so they had yeah, so they had wow.
Speaker 3 (28:19):
They they had to do taps because d was a veteran.
Speaker 4 (28:22):
Yeah, I think got my step pop there. They got
mad at me because I went next to him and
started shooting in the air with him, and all of
a sudden, is now I'm wrong, I'm like this, there's
a bunch of other people doing it.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
You got the handgun?
Speaker 4 (28:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (28:35):
Yeah, Now they never locked the wheels and the started
rolling down the sidewalk throwing and I'm just watching it's
gonna come out it is I was he was there, yeah,
oh wow. Yeah. And lucky it was like a ninety
year old funeral taker. So like, dude, luckily he was
able to grab it.
Speaker 4 (28:52):
And I'm like, dude, that would have been great, Like
he grabbed it and it took him and now you
gotta get it dragged down them. That would have been
grabbing the And when it comes to funerals, you hope
for things like that.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
Man, I kind of ease, Yeah, detention, you know what
I'm saying. But if I sent it to you guys
about my dad died and your response was, oh, I'm
so sorry. Yeahs anymore response.
Speaker 4 (29:15):
I'm somebody like I want to close casket because I
don't know, there's no really good you know, you don't
leave a good looking course behind.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
I'd rather stay that thought. Put a picture of me.
Speaker 3 (29:25):
Yeah yeah, on top on top of it.
Speaker 4 (29:26):
But I hope like something happens that they knocked it
over and then I roll out.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
Look they videoed them giving me the flag too, so
someone was on the left.
Speaker 4 (29:35):
Yeah wow, that's a really good shot too. Oh wow,
I don't know dude, I feel like, now, do you
know you're very sincere there, But with all the great angles,
I'm figuring like you bought your own populars shooting.
Speaker 3 (29:48):
That's crazy and you know what sucks.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
I killed it in neulogy and I don't think there's
any documentation of that.
Speaker 4 (29:53):
I'm always that dude when they say does anybody want
to say nothing? And like if nobody says something in
like ten seconds, I'm like, this guy needs me.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
Yeah, I'm gonna you gotta get out there. They need me.
Speaker 3 (30:02):
You do you do a solid twenty Yeah?
Speaker 4 (30:05):
Yeah, I do a solid fuddy do I get up
there and I just say something, even if I don't
know the person.
Speaker 1 (30:10):
I could be a guest to guess something. What do
we got?
Speaker 3 (30:13):
Conspiracy?
Speaker 1 (30:14):
Well the greatest.
Speaker 4 (30:15):
There were so many things going on right now. Man,
it's it's riot time again. Yes, riots, no kings, no kings.
How nice that they did that on Father's Day?
Speaker 1 (30:23):
To right, it was nice.
Speaker 4 (30:28):
I mean, look, we know that we're fathers. You ain't
got to tell us there's no kings. Nobody makes you
feel less less of a king. People even know what
they're protesting, They don't know, they have no clue. I
love when they go you're fascist and then you go,
what's the fascist?
Speaker 1 (30:39):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (30:42):
Here's a good one though, just for you Jojo. McDonald's
ice cream machines.
Speaker 3 (30:47):
Yeah, yeah, you know.
Speaker 4 (30:48):
They always broke it.
Speaker 3 (30:49):
That's the thing everyone they always break.
Speaker 4 (30:51):
Yeah. Yeah, that's on purpose, dog, It's actually it was
a conspiracy back in the day that was proven to
be true. Okay, that they're purposely broken. You know why
because the company that makes the machine is also the
company that fixes them.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
Oh wow.
Speaker 4 (31:09):
Of their income on the machines come from them fixing it.
And McDonald's is not allowed to hire other people to
fix it. They have to call up the company to
come and fix it. So what they did was against
deeper than that. What they did was there was another
company that saw this and stepped in, and what they
created was the software that they were able to put.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
Into the machine.
Speaker 4 (31:31):
And it would tell the owners of the McDonald's what
was wrong with the machine so they could fix it.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
Dude. So then the makers of the.
Speaker 4 (31:39):
Machine went and they what do they call that when
they when they figure out how you made something, they
look at it and they kind of copied the way
you made it. I forgot what they called it, reverse
engineered it, and they created that. And now in order
to do it once again, you have to use that
one because if you used the other one, that make.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
S messes up your warranty.
Speaker 4 (31:59):
So there's actually a way I called mcbroken. There's a
website to this day Broken that will show you across
America all the McDonald's that are across America that have broken.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
Kid Hot Fudge Sunday for McDonald's. Awesome.
Speaker 5 (32:16):
I I'll put car dealer shoes up there too, Like
it's now it's almost like they build these cars where
if you need to get a service, you're going to
an actual car dealership.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
How many how many mechanics do you see? Just have
little mechanic shops. You don't see how many because they
got and that's because it's all computer. Now, you gotta
be an actual train tech for the place that's provided
the car. And of course they're gonna make it.
Speaker 3 (32:41):
Where you come. And I sort of like what you're
talking about.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
I know shady contractors who will go and like pull
wires out, or.
Speaker 4 (32:51):
Dudes who are on the window places in my neighborhood.
And when things got rough, boy, you see five blocks
of broken windows and then you know, kids bust the
windows and they'll.
Speaker 1 (33:01):
Be like, yo, don't worry.
Speaker 4 (33:02):
He there's a window place right around the corner.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
Yeah yeah, yeah, that all the time. The story that
you always hear is a guy who's an excuse, owns
an exterminator business. He'll go and then actually put like
roaches in someone's house. Really yo, you got yeah, you like, yeah,
I was doing an inspection or something like that, or
put him in the neighbor's house, and then the neighbor
will see him at the other house and then call
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him because he sees them there, and he's like, I
got roach. You're up selling. It's called up selling. Yeah,
I got A guy does HVAC. He's like, you know
why I charged so much? Because that thing is most
likely going to last for about fifteen years. He's like,
that's why I charge so much when I do hbah, yeah,
you're gonna go that's gonna last. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (33:43):
Yeah, well that was the problem. That's why things nowadays
there you go conspiracy. You know, things nowadays have an
eight year show. Yeah they do break eight years, gonna
break on because they were companies. The people when I
bought my house or water heater was like sixty years old.
And they were like, this is an old water heater.
And I was like, all right, well gonna have to No,
you know you're not gonna have to change it.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
Said.
Speaker 4 (34:02):
This company went out of business because they did figer
that no one would come back to pick up in
the hood. So they went out of business. So now
they make it. You know, eight years man, that's it
lif span.
Speaker 1 (34:13):
My parents had a refrigerator for forty years. Forty years.
Speaker 3 (34:17):
That's how long it.
Speaker 1 (34:21):
Cars all that stuff. Cars.
Speaker 4 (34:22):
Cars are made to break, you know, you tap it, it
crushes right up.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
Well.
Speaker 4 (34:26):
I went to a Cdegy one time. He's like, no,
it's good. You got into an accident, man, that's what
keeps the slow going, you know, psych And I said,
oh really, I said, I appreciate your honesty. Give me
my car back right now. I'm getting out of here.
I don't want to what happy that I got into
a into an accident.
Speaker 3 (34:40):
Gary GA. Where can people find man?
Speaker 4 (34:42):
You can find me at ac jokes. So got a
sejokes dot com and see.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
What I'm playing. Man.
Speaker 4 (34:46):
We have some good things going on this week too.
Speaker 1 (34:48):
Got people coming down. Hey, man, you want to date
night and check out rated G two.
Speaker 3 (34:52):
Man, if you want a date night.
Speaker 4 (34:54):
Are you guys giving out free tickets to the to
the what you mnna call it the Beach Boys funeral?
Speaker 3 (35:00):
Brian Wilson.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
Yeah, yeah, that's what you should do.
Speaker 4 (35:02):
Like last week, I was like, man, they were giving
out free tickets last week, and this dude's not even
gonna be there.
Speaker 1 (35:07):
He is not if they're still coming to Ocean City.
Speaker 4 (35:10):
Yeah, they're not stopping.
Speaker 3 (35:11):
They're not stopping.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
Unfortunately shows the band anymore. Oh, he wasn't even going
to show up anyway.
Speaker 3 (35:17):
He had dementia.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
Uh he got about show.
Speaker 3 (35:21):
Yeah, rest Ban Wilson.
Speaker 1 (35:24):
I love Brian.
Speaker 4 (35:25):
I like a little touch of dementia when I get older. Gary, guy,
you like that man knowing nothing to just people. You
could just scream at and say things and they can't
do nothing anything.
Speaker 1 (35:36):
Yeah, I want to be.
Speaker 3 (35:37):
They got dementia?
Speaker 1 (35:38):
All right?
Speaker 3 (35:39):
Look Gary, we love you.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
I love you, guys.
Speaker 3 (35:40):
Mary, we get back. Man, we'll knock out some trash.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
Oh why love trash? Anything? Thirty on anything, racket rock,
roughing trash. Hey, here's some trash for you. I guess
they want to dismiss a juror for the Diddy trial.
(36:13):
And now Diddy's lawyers are like, if you throw this
jur out because I think she's one of a few
black jurs Okay, they want a mistrial.
Speaker 3 (36:22):
So uh, did he know white people like Diddy too?
Speaker 1 (36:27):
Sure? Just white? Well, I mean I can't like Diddy now,
but I like Diddy back in the day. I like
Diddy before all this nonsense. Suit. I'd be like, I
think he's good. D to the eye of the d
d Y when I would be we we really would
be the voice or reason in that room saying, I
know it's weird. What is it illegal? Jerry? If you're
out there, I don't have a legal license, but but
(36:51):
I would be happy to represent you. And this look
my man right here, this is this is d to
the eye of the d d y right it's it's
it's puffed at my man right here. This is me
talking to the jury and the judge. I would say,
a man right here, is he nuts? Yes, he does.
He love a lot of weird stuff. Yes, is it illegal?
Speaker 3 (37:15):
I don't think so?
Speaker 1 (37:16):
Adjourned yea, and the gavel hits and that's it. Did
he walks pray sad man when like the ex athletes,
they die and then people just start selling off their stuff.
Dick Barnett, I guess he played for He played for
(37:44):
the Knicks back in the sixties and seventies. What did
he have because you can have paid anything back then
you were still a car dealer. Yeah, so I guess
his family is, you know, they don't have a lot
of money, so they're selling his championship ring from the
nineteen seven in the season. Yeah, that's hard. What are
you gonna do with that though? And if that's your dad? Yeah? Right, yeah.
(38:08):
I think Baron that the even player was he like
a bench player. Now I'm looking at a picture if him.
He's playing against Phil Jackson. Okay, so I mean, I
mean he played at least a little bit like sixty
five dollars a year.
Speaker 3 (38:21):
That's dude.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
Yeah, those guys weren't making anything back then. Riley Gaines
do you know who Riley Gaines is? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (38:30):
The swimmer.
Speaker 4 (38:30):
Right.
Speaker 1 (38:31):
Yeah, it's very very big about like how like, you know,
men should compete against men, women should compete against women.
She's pregnant. Now, this is interesting because I think she
was about to go to the Olympics. Right when the
so I mean when when are the Olympics? Because I
know she's in a beef with that the gymnast these bis.
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah so so yeah, she announced that
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she is pregnant. I mean, we'll go back to Diddy
because it's it's everywhere. His kids wished him a happy
Father's Day. I mean it's not exactly for Father's Day.
I mean they put a picture up like I mean, yeah,
like a post all the time Instagram post your dad,
(39:18):
I guess, yeah, yeah, thick and thick.
Speaker 3 (39:21):
I mean, like my dad's dead and I put a
picture of him up.
Speaker 1 (39:24):
Like as a joke. Do you send dad like baby
oil in prison, like all wrapped up like this is
a gag gift. It's tough when dad's in jail for
Father's Day. Yeah, yeah, I didn't think about that, did you? Uh?
Speaker 3 (39:36):
You watch Fox News a lot?
Speaker 1 (39:38):
Love it?
Speaker 3 (39:38):
Yeah, we have it all here in the studio. You
make me watch it every morning.
Speaker 1 (39:41):
Because they're fair and balanced. Did you see the the
guest that was on Fox News and I guess she
was drunk and she was slurring her words, and that
they had her on talking about that military parade that
happened over the weekend. White girl wasted. She but so
apparently she was posting picks before her interview of Champagne
(40:02):
and then she went on and Fox News just was
the slot. She's claiming she wasn't drunk, but people who watched.
Speaker 3 (40:09):
It said that, yeah, she was waste.
Speaker 1 (40:11):
Check that out. What was she was?
Speaker 3 (40:12):
She giggling and laughing? Ut, yeah, uh this is sad man.
Speaker 1 (40:17):
So this kid should have been super talented, right, was
given a lottery ticket. His dad Greg Almond from the
Almond Brothers. His mom Share. This kid should have been
through the moon talented. Elijah Blue is his name, Elijah
Blue Almond drugs man. He overdosed. It's like the third
(40:41):
time he's overdosed in like the last year. Uh so
he was taking a hospital yesterday. I tell my kids, listen,
just just don't look, don't do drugs, don't mess up.
I was like, just have a good, clean life and
work hard. Bro, You're gonna have an amazing life, I promised. Dude.
I mean, look, I think share sometimes she talks and
politically she's a little nuts. I mean super talented. Can't
(41:03):
take that away from her. She's an oscar winning actress.
She sings beautifully, right, she's funny. Greg Almon is awesome.
And that's your dad and your mom's share, and you
still can't get it together. All you gotta do is
just shut up, man, enjoy the money. They don't care.
Just don't do drugs. Don't be a dummy. There you go,
(41:26):
some trash for you. Undur iHeart Radio Music Festival presented
by Capitol One is coming back to Las Vegas September nineteenth. Hey,
good morning, ZXL test Mike Test Test one. Hello, Hey, hey,
good morning. ZXL.
Speaker 3 (41:46):
Dropped it in the toilet.
Speaker 1 (41:48):
Hey, hey, hey, good morning. The winner. Yeah you're the winner, buddy. Yeah, man,
you actually aren't the winner. You're the second caller, but
the first caller. He dropped his phone in the toilet.
Happened on a cell phone, like it's a mic check
or something not so uh well, yeah that's right. So yeah,
so you're in. You got rocked the box, which is cool, man.
It's the season pass gets you in all the tribute
(42:09):
shows that are coming to Borgada this summer. All right,
that's what I did to my wife over the weekend.
You rocked the box? Or did no?
Speaker 3 (42:17):
You didn't, no, not at all.
Speaker 1 (42:18):
You know, I went, I went, I I took you
back to your house on Saturday. Your wife was wrapped
up like she was a ninety year old woman in
a quilt. Yeah. I wasn't ready to perform that night. Anyway,
I was feeling pretty good. She's like, what do you
want for us? Like, what do you want for Father's Day?
I'm like, I don't need anything. What I end up
getting birkin Stocks, which was pretty cool, man, They're pretty
comfortable sandals. What those birkenstocks? Was that burkin I know,
(42:41):
I know, I heard you.
Speaker 3 (42:42):
Yeah you okay.
Speaker 1 (42:45):
Yeah, now you're wearing You're wearing cutoff jeans, shorts. Yeah,
not today stocks. You're just dressing like a lesbian. Yeah perfect, Yeah,
I love you dressed.
Speaker 3 (42:53):
Like do you know your peppermint patty?
Speaker 1 (42:55):
So I told my wife, I said, I I was like,
I want to bang it twice over the weekend and
honor of Father's Day, like like I'm in pregnant with
like I have two kids, two kids. I got zero
over the weekend. None. I got burke Stocks. She did
not look like she was in the mood Saturday night
when I saw her. No, No, it's hard to bang
through a blanket. Yeah, she was just wrapped up just
the quilt. Uh, you see on the line. Hey, what's
(43:17):
your name? Hey, my name is Tim. What is it Tim? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (43:22):
We forgot you were there?
Speaker 1 (43:23):
Tim? Uh?
Speaker 3 (43:24):
Tim?
Speaker 1 (43:25):
You like I said, you're going to do a rock
the box at Borgota.
Speaker 3 (43:28):
What do you do?
Speaker 1 (43:29):
I work for a township down all right? Cool man? Tim?
Who works for the town She just get back in
our conversation. The stocks? Yeah, actually nice you wear You
wear like reef sandals?
Speaker 5 (43:42):
Like?
Speaker 1 (43:42):
What does that?
Speaker 3 (43:43):
Much so much better? I mean, I mean I don't,
but I do.
Speaker 1 (43:46):
You wear flip flops all the time. I've seen you
on flip if I if I I wear foot flaps
through like to like a pool. You wear that much
better than birket stocks?
Speaker 3 (43:56):
Yes, fire, yes, burkin stocks. So you're gonna go to
the Lilith Fair?
Speaker 1 (44:03):
What is that? I'll go? That's the it was the
Lesbian Festival nineties. She did say I needed to get
my toes manicured a little bit because with the burket
socks you can see.
Speaker 3 (44:11):
Me and then you got the cut off jean short.
Speaker 1 (44:13):
Yeah, the jeorts, man, I'm right for summer? All right?
Look you stay on hold, We're gonna get all.
Speaker 3 (44:18):
You're in far right, dude, Damn good.
Speaker 1 (44:25):
We are the ZXL. I want to show right here,
one hundred point seven is the XL. South Jersey's rock
station is celebrating our one hundredth and fourth year. How
about that?
Speaker 3 (44:34):
It is?
Speaker 1 (44:34):
It is we have done XL XXL has been on
this earth for a century. That's a lie. I don't
know what year. I think the eighties, eighties, eighties. It
became a rock station in the eighties.
Speaker 3 (44:48):
I don't know. I should we should know the history
of our company.
Speaker 1 (44:50):
Well, there was an old pterodactyl in here with a beak,
and that's how I used to play the records when
we started. Uh So, we did a really cool thing
on Saturday helping out our buddies. They used to be
in a band called seven Stone. Now they're in a
band called Rundown Romeo and go check them out on
social media. And they killed it at the Golden Nugget
(45:10):
and a lot of fans of the show. Listeners of
EXL came over said hi to me and you they're
very cool. I see a kid who I used to
I used to run around with quite a bit really
good guy, and we had flashback of your life. Dude.
(45:31):
It was.
Speaker 3 (45:33):
I bumped in the more people that I knew in
the last twenty years.
Speaker 1 (45:35):
It was crazy. It was like a time It was
like time travel. So he shows up. He's not even
there for the band. He was at like a birthday
party in the Golden Nugget, and he's like, I heard
your stupid voice and I came over and and I
hadn't seen him in forever. So me and him are
talking and we're trying to have like a real life
conversation about like catching up about things and like you know,
(45:57):
what's going on in life, and uh, a woman just
comes up to me and she grabs my hands and
she goes, you don't know me, and I go, no, ma'am,
I don't. And I don't know why you're you're you're
holding my hands like this. She goes, you don't know me.
I know we've made that clear that we do not
(46:18):
know each other. She goes. I go, she goes, I
listen to your morning show every day and I go awesome.
Speaker 3 (46:26):
I go, okay, cool.
Speaker 1 (46:26):
So I just think it's somebody coming over saying hi,
which when it happens doesn't happen a whole lot. It's nice. Yeah,
sure right yeah. So so I was like, oh, thank
you so much. But she's interrupting this conversation I'm having
with with this this kid who was like, you know,
one of my best friends back in the day. And
she goes, no, no, no, I want to tell you something,
and I go, okay, can you tell she had a
couple drinks that it Well, that's what I'm waiting for,
(46:50):
wait for, I have your baby, remember two thousand and four.
His name is Ocean Drive Riway. So she goes, I
was around and there when your dad died. Oh yeah,
(47:13):
you talk about a bummer, dude. I go, what Jesus Christ, honey,
we're having a blast here. We got a couple of
drinks in us, like they're playing Summer of sixty nine.
And now she's like, she's like, yeah, I was your
dad's hospice nurse. Wow.
Speaker 3 (47:26):
And I was like, and you never met her before? Huh.
Speaker 1 (47:29):
I mean, I'm sure I did in the end those
moments because I was there, But you're focused on pop dying,
you know, And I really wasn't paying attention to the
to the nurses, and I should be they do a
great job. So she's like yeah, she's like, she's like,
I was, I was there. I think she said she
was there when he died. I could be wrong on
that Christ his Father's Day weekend. So dude, I'll tell
(47:49):
you what, dude it It stuck with.
Speaker 3 (47:52):
Me because you're right it was Father's dan.
Speaker 1 (47:54):
I'm like, what a reminder.
Speaker 3 (47:55):
I'm like, yeah, this will.
Speaker 1 (47:57):
Be fifteen octoberly fifteen years since he's dead, right and
uh and and so that was my thing to her.
I go, well, you're not a good nurse.
Speaker 3 (48:06):
He's dead.
Speaker 1 (48:07):
Yeah. So uh so, yeah, dude, what a weird encounter.
And she couldn't have been sweeter. Yeah, she was like, hey, yeah, no,
I was just you know, I just wanted to come
over and just you know, let you know. And I
was like cool, like like, but where do you go
from there?
Speaker 4 (48:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (48:24):
And she came in. She didn't come in hot, like aha,
hey I was there when your dad died. She came
in like grabbing your hands and it was very nursey, passionate,
grasp my hands and it's so funny. I get home
and I tell him I'm telling my wife about it,
and uh and I was like and all my wife
here is is I go. I go, yeah, this lady
came over and she grabbed my hands. My wife goes,
(48:46):
what that's right, that's it. That's that's stop listening. And
then I told her the story and even my wife's like, wow,
that's that's a bit of a bummer.
Speaker 3 (48:55):
And I was like yeah, and then you're right on.
And it did.
Speaker 1 (48:58):
I'll tell you what it. It did throw me for
a loop because I don't I try not to think
about it very much. You know, you're having a great time. Yeah,
now I gotta think my dad dying in hospice. Like
if she came and grabbed your hand, says you don't
know me, but I won a bikini contest back in
twenty eleven and you got me at a station T shirt.
You're like, okay, let go of my hand. Yeah, she
(49:18):
came in like real motherly. Yeah it was yeah, I
don't think it was anything sexual. Well, you interested me
one of your guys and I was like, hey, did
you guys do cocaine together? And then I just turned around.
That was a guy in a blue shirt you were
talking to because they used to run around with him.
Think we did probably that's what I thought. Actually, I
think it probably. Yes, I go I went in thinking
I have an eighty five percent chance you guys probably
(49:40):
did coke. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, and yes, yeah most
likely yes. And he did not. He was not in
the room with my dad down there. No, it was
the other woman.
Speaker 3 (49:51):
That was the woman.
Speaker 1 (49:51):
Yeah, that's it was crazy story crazy. Yeah, it was
like and it does. It really kind of threw me
for a loop. And then you're like, can you give
us a ride home? Oh? And then the band wanted
to do shots, so I had to quickly forget about
my dad dying. Yeah, yeah, we did shots together.
Speaker 3 (50:07):
Look we get back, we'll do a thing called you
think you have.
Speaker 2 (50:10):
A better.
Speaker 1 (50:13):
Wow, you think you've got it bad, Well, here's a
big waste of time. In California, a fitness education group
broke a Guinness World Record by gathering fourteen hundred people
to play at a playground red light, green light. This
(50:36):
is dumb. So I mean, look, it is what I
get it. It gets your name on the news.
Speaker 3 (50:42):
A split second.
Speaker 1 (50:43):
Record should be something I don't know. It should be
like a real accomplished And then from what was that
game show that the Asian one that was on Netflix.
Oh yeah, right, they played red Light green Light. They
put they killed people. That would be fun if they
did that. Squid games, right, squid Games.
Speaker 3 (51:00):
Uh it was.
Speaker 1 (51:01):
It included students who traveled in from other districts as
local firefighters and police and city officials also helped out
to get the number two one twenty three participants of
red light green.
Speaker 3 (51:13):
Lights like go up and down the Atlantic City boardwalk.
Speaker 1 (51:16):
I bet you could break a record for crackheads all
on the same piece, basically the same piece of wood
at one time. Okay, they got to be on the boardwalk,
on the boardwalk. Yeah, so they got their foothouse. They
have to have a foot or hand on the board
you have to be standing on wood. Yes, okay, yeah,
I would put Atlantic Asbury Park's another one though that's
kind of getting cleaned up, but uh yeah, criking records
(51:39):
because you know why Atlantic City has an edge on
crackheads on the boardwalk, It's because there's not a lot
of boardwalks, right, Yeah, you know, so that's a that's
a really Jersey thing. So I think, uh you know what,
let me I got a guy who works for the
Guinness World Book of records. Let me call if he.
Speaker 3 (52:01):
Can make that happen.
Speaker 1 (52:02):
They also have the world's largest bathtub, just defeat from him,
called the ocean. Oh yeah, let.
Speaker 3 (52:11):
Me scratch my head there for a second. I go,
we do have the world's.
Speaker 1 (52:14):
Biggest bathroubs it's the Ocean.
Speaker 3 (52:17):
Oregon.
Speaker 1 (52:18):
A bunch of middle schoolers in Oregon. They see, this
is nice when students get together to this. They used
recycled materials to build a prosthetic leg for a dog. Okay,
because the dog had lost a leg, and so the
kids built. I guess they're the smart kids. They built
this dog elect very cool. See that's that's better than
(52:41):
red light green light. A guy actually sat there.
Speaker 3 (52:48):
This this is nice.
Speaker 1 (52:50):
Dude. His wife's gonna buy a lottery ticket. And he
actually said out loud, and so there's witnesses. He goes,
I bet you're gonna win one hundred and fifty thousand dollars.
She scratches off the lottery ticket, wins one hundred and
fifty thousand dollars. He pointed to the fence and he
cracked one out of the park.
Speaker 3 (53:06):
You put it out there, it's the secret.
Speaker 1 (53:08):
Yes, see many he put it out there to my
uh my father in law did that. We were at
Fenway and the Red Sox were playing the Angels. Me
and him are at the bar. We're watching the game
and Mike Trout comes up the bat and he goes, watch,
it's gonna hit it over the Green Monster, and dude,
(53:28):
of course, the Trout just smashes a ball out of
the stadium, not into the audience, not into the crowd,
out of the stadium. Yeah, but that's like, you know
that's gonna happen. That's like me saying, you and I
are gonna get We're gonna be winded walking up these
stitchs there.
Speaker 3 (53:46):
So yeah, yeah, yes, it was Father's Day.
Speaker 1 (53:47):
I got a buffalo chicken salad out of it, bird
feeder and a digital picture frame. Okay, the bird feeders
that something. Uh, that's that's cool. You can, I know,
you like to be outside. I like, I like, I
do have a couple birds that I like. This one
actually hangs on like a window, so it's like it
so it's like it's it's suction cups to a window
(54:07):
so you can peek at the birth their Yeah, my
neighbor has one that has a having a great time
with the family and she's not there, We're sure to
take pictures and then post them so she could see
what she's missing out on. Yeah, and then my daughter
she posted pictures, but like like some of the worst
pictures of her brothers and sisters, like just like awful pictures.
Speaker 3 (54:26):
Just being a dick.
Speaker 1 (54:27):
That's fun.
Speaker 3 (54:28):
Yeah, it's fun.
Speaker 1 (54:29):
So when it's Mother's Day, my wife has a thing
where she feels that she has to be pampered to
not do anything. Okay, like she doesn't get up to
take the dog out in the morning. We are sure
as hell won't lift a finger to make I got
my balls busted two years ago because I had her
help me make dinner for Mother's Day. I'm like, dude,
Father's Day is the red headed step child the Mother's Day. Yeah,
it's not. It's really not even neither, because like we
(54:50):
do like a big Mother's Day brunch, right, like we
we used to throw parties and have all the moms over.
I got I had two heinekns on a buffalo chicken salad. Yeah. Yeah,
dog's whining at five thirty. I get up after that
night we had on Saturday night, So I get up
Father's Day. I'm supposed to be pampered.
Speaker 3 (55:07):
I get up.
Speaker 1 (55:07):
I did everything the same I did on Father's Day.
I even made because I'm the one that handles the
blackstone the grill. Yeah, I even made dinner last time.
I'm like, okay, so next year for Mother's Day, you
can help and make dinner. I did feel good because
we called my father in law and he sounded down
and we had no plans with him or anything. And
my wife looked at me and I was like, you
(55:28):
know what, let's take the let's take a trip down
and we hung out with him, and I think it
made his It made his day because I think he
felt like he fet like, eh, like nobody's really catching
up with me on Father's Day. Yeah, I had to
do the thing where I and I dread it. My
wife knows I dreaded. It's her dad. And we get
into a conversation where his thoughts off is hey, happy
Father's Day, and pretty much he just goes on about everything.
(55:49):
It's terrible in the world. So yeah, about twenty minutes in,
you know, we're talking about the protesting and I don't
know what your kids are gonna do because this world sucks.
I'm like, I you know what, Just happy Father's Day
and enjoy your day. Pop. I feel like I should
have went to see my dad at the cemetery. But
it's all the way up in Delco. That's far, and
there's traffic, Yes, it's short traffic. Yeah yeah, sorry Dad,
(56:11):
short traffic. I can't go see You know what I
did yesterday? I tried. I tried to find a picture
because I never posted anyone with my dad. You know,
we didn't get along, you know, for like I don't
know since I was born. But I thought this was
because this was the year I was gonna post a
picture of him, because there's a there's a picture of
him working on a Harley Davison motorcycle. I'm little. You
(56:33):
could see like the bike behind him. But he's got
a pair of jeorts on. Yeah, but he also has
like the bandan and you wear George and I wear it.
So do you wear Georgs the honor your dad, even
though you hate your dad. My post is gonna be this, Okay,
this is why I can't lose weight, and my my
fascination with wearing the georts. Look there's my dad, look
at that. Yeah. I never I couldn't find that picture. Yeah, hey,
(56:55):
you said some something really derogatory on a post that
I put up about my dad.
Speaker 3 (56:59):
I don't think my family liked you know what.
Speaker 1 (57:01):
I was going to ask you about that. I thought
it was hilarious. Okay, good because that's a covered And
I started, I'm on the deck and I'm laughing, and
my wife's like, what are you laughing? I was like,
this is how scannie, this is our relationship. I said.
He posted a picture of his dad with this awesome
Derby hat on like I like to wear.
Speaker 3 (57:15):
Yeah, And I said, that's him in Ireland.
Speaker 1 (57:18):
Do you still have the hat? If so, I like,
I like, I like to have it or something. And
you said, well he's not I said. I was like,
I was like, well, he sure doesn't have it anymore. Yeah,
that was a picture. He died like two weeks after
that picture for a couple of weeks after. Yeah, he
took it. He was dying and didn't tell anyone and
just went to Ireland. That's where that picture was taken.
(57:38):
Because I have no idea who took it. I have
no that was it was. I don't know if it
was brought on by some type of dementia.
Speaker 3 (57:45):
Yeah, but he just took a trip to Ireland without
telling anyone knowing he was dying.
Speaker 1 (57:49):
Love it. That's a real Irish goodbye. Yeah, Irish Irish
goodbye me. Yeah. Yes, thanks for calls. They always welcomed
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