TUESDAY 7-8-25

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Yeah. Oh, I goes way up.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
In a world of fown, mediocre radio in a time
of regulations and rules, under the scrutiny of bosses and management.
One show breaks all the rules to deliver entertaining, compelling
and educated radio and stand about in the rest.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
And this show.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
Isn't it?

Speaker 1 (00:36):
Hey?

Speaker 3 (00:36):
Man?

Speaker 1 (00:37):
What's that happening? A good morning, good Tuesday morning to
everybody out there.

Speaker 4 (00:41):
It's the season that my car doesn't know what to do.
So I get in the car. It's it's that weird
thing where I don't know why because I'm not smart
and I don't know much about weather, but like all
the windows are now just fogging up and getting a
lot of moisture on them. Yeah, it's called condensation. Condensation, right,

(01:03):
So my car, I spend the first half. I have
a twenty minute drop. It takes without traffic. It takes
twenty minutes ago in my house here at the beautiful
downtown West Atlantic City, And the first half of the
ride is my car trying to figure out if I
need to defrost the windshield, if I need to put

(01:23):
the heat on, if the air needs to go on,
if the windows need to be down. But dude, it
gets the points. I can't see. Yeah, my windshield fogs up.
I can't see it all.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
You don't want to put the heater on because it's
uncomfortable because it's not outside. Yeah, Oh, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:39):
My car doesn't know what to do, and I don't
know if it's if it's me, And like my body
heat when I'm in the car is throwing it off.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
Right, Sometimes if you get out of the gym, you're
in your car, you sweating your body heat. I don't,
but dude, I'm not. The winshelwipers are on, but it's
not rainy. And here's the problem.

Speaker 4 (01:58):
For the first half of my ride, I'm pretty good
because I know that there's gonna be no one on
the road, but like what I mean no one? I
mean like people walking on the road at three forty five.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
In the morning.

Speaker 4 (02:09):
But then I get to a certain point where it
becomes normal. People are just walking down the street.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
A pleasant field.

Speaker 4 (02:19):
I don't know why, but they just are walking. There's
people on bicycles, there's people on scooters, and.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
It's four in the morning. So I gotta like make
sure I gotta be able to see because I don't
want to hit one of these people. Then we get
to the building here, there's some dumbass it decided to
draw a penis. Who to the window?

Speaker 4 (02:36):
I don't know who did that, who would who would
draw a penis?

Speaker 1 (02:42):
And then whoever saw that thought he'd won up them,
so he was standing up penis on the other side
of the window.

Speaker 4 (02:47):
Dude, I'm yeah, because the windows of our building fogged up,
so I decided to leave you a message.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
Our wives are right, man, I gotta grow the hell up.

Speaker 4 (02:56):
We see dude, at this point, I think it's already
the boat has sailed it.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
We're not gonna grows. Why don't jibe with a lot
of the couples we hang out with, because they got
like boats and houses and money and companies and and
aren't just sitting there. I mean that's like they would
look at me like wow, like I'm the guy they
shouldn't be hanging out with. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway,
everybody in Penis I drew.

Speaker 5 (03:21):
Was for you.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
Did you see I sent you a text? At the
other Peenis, you send me a yeah, I sent you
a text me. I'll see it when we would go out.
We have to go out. I'm looking at this morning, Like,
I'm laying in bed, and I would love to sit
down with a psychiatrist and be like, what makes you
just send that text at three or four this morning
that one of our friends might have off themselves. Why
I'm laying in bed, My wife's there. Yeah, you sent

(03:43):
a text and so one of our buddies had killed themselves.
Why he didn't kill himself? And then it goes into
that yeah, the gorilla thing you got, yeah, God, but
the yeah, the penis on the door because it's funny.

Speaker 4 (03:56):
I do that to my wife too, when like, like
if it snows or something, I'll draw a penis on
the hood of her car because it's fun.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
Yeah, it's fun. It's still I don't care if you're
a CEO of a fortune five hundred company or if
you work at trash dump penises on a car or
a window are fun. I left said, we're gonna find
out ZXL work for some pointment to day today. What

(04:23):
could you win for that? Well, Scott's gonna tell you
right now.

Speaker 4 (04:26):
Midshit wrestling tickets up for grabs. We'll do that coming
up just a little bit.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
It is a one hundred point seven z XL South
Jersey's rock station ZXL Morning Show. Good morning, everybody, do
it lit. I can go alrighte it and we'll do
it lot and things sucks. I'm Scotty. Good morning. Here's

(04:51):
some news for us. What are we doing here?

Speaker 4 (04:54):
A seventeen year old was arrested in Wildwood over the
weekend for firing sixteen shots from a handgun doing a
Fourth of July parade or Fourth of July.

Speaker 1 (05:03):
He was celebrating the Fourth of July. You're not part
of the show. You're not no like the fireworks through
the talk. It's like a.

Speaker 4 (05:11):
Heckler at a comedy show. You're not the comedy show.
The kid was from Pennsauken. That's where my high school was.
That's why I went high school. He was charged with
two counts of aggrava able to assault and weapons offenses.
He did not target anyone. He was just shooting his
gun in the air.

Speaker 3 (05:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (05:28):
So I'm laying in bed this morning and I'm bored,
so I jump on TikTok and it leads me down
the whole of like like over the holiday weekend and
like kids on the boardwalk, there was a fight here,
a fight there. I'm like, yeah, there was a dance battle.
What is a dance battle? Cleaned up these boardwalk let's go.
I mean it did make it pretty cool.

Speaker 4 (05:46):
Like in the beat It video with Michael Jackson when
he had the dance off and they.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
Were going at it. It was pretty cool.

Speaker 4 (05:52):
At least one hundred and four people were killed in
Central Texas in the flash flood yesterday. I think we
had put it at eighty so I mean, I mean
they're still finding people, dude. The story is coming from
this camp camp mystic. Twenty seven campers and counselors were
killed because of this flash flood that hit. And it

(06:13):
was just a campground. I mean, we have them all
throughout South Jersey and it just.

Speaker 1 (06:20):
Gone going. Kids, kids dead, counselors are dead. It's tough, man,
that's it. It's it's it's.

Speaker 4 (06:26):
It's it's really sad and it really shows you mother
nature dude wins every time.

Speaker 1 (06:31):
Like my kids go away to a camp and one
of the rules is, and I like the rule until
this happened that no cell phones. They didn't want the
kids on the cell phones. Enjoy camp. You know, your
parents are paying for it and everything else. But it's like, man,
if they would have had cell phones. Maybe a kick
did the National Weather Service there's something going.

Speaker 4 (06:45):
On with no Weather Service did send out a flash
flood warning to the cell phones. But I mean once again, yeah,
I mean you're you're in a camp crowd. Dude, water
come from so fast. I mean, there's it's coming from
a river or somewhere because they're tributaries.

Speaker 1 (07:01):
But I guess it was dry dump or something. I
guess it was dry and dude, who knows. I don't know.
I'm not smart, dude, but you don't know. I don't Okay,
the dump?

Speaker 4 (07:13):
Okay, you are South Jersey's number one mobile DJ. Sure, Okay,
you have your finger on the pulse. What's the wobble?

Speaker 1 (07:24):
Okay? The wobble is a line dance. Okay, Okay.

Speaker 4 (07:28):
Carnival Cruise Lines has banned the wobble.

Speaker 1 (07:31):
Okay, maybe because is that because of the ship and
maybe it's going back and forth too fast. It's on
this hip because some of these big broads, if they
wobbled to the right, we got a bunch of big
braws on one side.

Speaker 4 (07:44):
If anyone pays attention to social media, Carnival Cruise Lines
has become kind of a joke that it's the ghetto
Walmart brand of cruise lines. So now they are implemented
rules to try and better themselves and try and get.

Speaker 1 (07:57):
Rid of the riff raft better telepi. That's no weed
is one.

Speaker 4 (08:03):
No weed curfew for miners under seventeen. They have to
be in by one a m is that a curfew
is no?

Speaker 1 (08:11):
Don't even let miners on the boat.

Speaker 5 (08:14):
Listen.

Speaker 1 (08:14):
I don't know when the boot. I don't know when
that the carnival cruise lines became booze cruises. It's like
it's a full blow, dude.

Speaker 4 (08:20):
It's Bluetooth speakers while at the pool have been banned,
and do you have it?

Speaker 1 (08:26):
Do you have it?

Speaker 4 (08:28):
And the wobble has been banned?

Speaker 1 (08:31):
Wait a minute, this thing up? So yeah, it's a line.
So I dance to that. Yeah you go back, not
all together, not if I'm on a credible carnival cruise line. Also,
if you go to the night club at night, no
rap music. See this is it's a shame a few

(08:52):
people ruled it for everybody. Because I would love all
of you everything you're taken away. I would love on
a carnival cruise line. It is I would love. Yeah,
I was crazy. Teach you how to do it after
the show.

Speaker 4 (09:03):
That's news. What about sports Phil's loss to the Giants
three to one. They do it again tonight late night,
nine forty five. Start listening to the game right here
at ZXL. We are your official Philadelphia Phillies or radio station.
Kyle Lowry will return to Philly for his twentieth NBA season.
They've signed the North Philadelphia native to a one year deal,
and the Flyers have signed Cam York to a five year,

(09:25):
twenty five million.

Speaker 1 (09:26):
Dollar contract extension. There you go, that's news. That's sports. Yeah,
Sunday today, and then the chance of showers and thunderstorms
is a tonon and high. Up to ninety four thunderstorms tonight,
open seventy four tomorrow for your Wednesday chance at thunderstorms.
I love it. I don't know if the water my lawn,
yeah right, well, I can see my my neighbor doesn't
have sprinklers like I do, and his is brown and
mind street, it looks like a before and after shot. Dude.

(09:47):
I know my mom. I don't know what happened.

Speaker 4 (09:51):
God knows what happens at my mom's because she has dementia.
But I can't find her sprinkler. Yeah, and her lawn
is cooked. Oh the one is it? The oh yeah, yeah,
yeah yeah, it's nice one. Yeah yeah yeah.

Speaker 1 (10:03):
Tomorrow for your yeah, tomorrow, for your Wednesday. Chance of
thumbstorms again high at eighty seven seventy nine outside right
now one hundred point seven ZXL, South Jersey's rock station
ZXL Morning Show shut one hundred point seven.

Speaker 5 (10:19):
DXL is up there.

Speaker 1 (10:20):
He's rock station ZXL Morning Show. I'm being blackmailed by
my eight year old like it. He's using it right, man.
He I mean I there is a there's a secret
that we are keeping from mom. He knows it, me,
the kids, we we know it, and they know just
to bring up just enough. And I gotta keep playing
it off where I could come out and tell her,
but I don't want to. And that's why I'm talking

(10:42):
about it this early, because I don't want her to
know what the secret is. Okay, But he'll bring it up, man,
I'll tell him. I'll say something. He's like, well, how
about I tell mom about our little secret. I'm like,
but we go get ice cream, dad, because if not,
I'm gonna tell mom. I'm like, you little bastard and
he doesn't know, Like I mean, if if he brings
it up, it kind of screws everybody. So she was, uh,

(11:03):
she was away for work weeks ago and I cheated. No, God, no,
I don't know. I'm just I'm throwing stuff out there
seeing if it sticks. But I did something and she
wouldn't be happy about. Okay. So the other kids all
both kids. Now we're gonna sound like a bunch of entitled,
you know, kids, but they are. They are. They each
have they each have PS five, right, so they have

(11:26):
them in their rooms. They each have they each have one. Yeah,
they each have their own PS five. They confuse to
share pants. So I'm I'm downstairs. I have the Xbox
One right here, a fifty one year old man, that's
what you need.

Speaker 3 (11:40):
Now.

Speaker 1 (11:40):
They got theirs, But I'm like, man, I really like
to dive into some grant theft. Thought of the new
Call of Duty's pretty cool, and yeah, I get the
new MAD when it comes out, But I got the old,
beat up Xbox One. So what do I do. I
jump online. I find a guy selling a brand new
PS five and I buy it when my wife's away.
I got a good deal on it actually wasn't bad.
So I meet this guy at this house, which which

(12:00):
probably is in his house. Honestly, if she left you
over this, I would completely agree with there. Like the
guy's like, meet me at this house. I'm like, well
I get there. He's like, I'll be there in the state.
I don't even think it was his house. I think
it was a strange triveway. But anyway I get at home.
It works. So now we all have them, so if
I want to jump online, I can play with the
kids and everything else. But mom doesn't know. Wouldn't you
just be in the room with the kids to play

(12:21):
with them because I want to plague, got my own paddle,
my own thing downstairs, you know, like up all it
is all bad y. Plus I wanted to get granted.
The whole thing was like I remember like having my dad,
my dad, you know, I don't know, I guess my
dad was closing in on fifty and I have n't
played Nintendo with me, And the goof was like he
didn't know what he was doing. Yeah, like yeah, he's

(12:42):
like a garbage but we were together, like it was
a thing to get. It wasn't like were he was
in another room. Right, you're right, it's not you were
not together playing the Yeah, you're You're in the basement
and they're in their bench room. I don't even know
what two people like. I don't know what games you plague.
It's a man you would play. But my kids don't
really play the sports games. They play. Somebody's got to

(13:03):
be Mario, somebody's got to be Luigi. They play this Fortnite,
which I'm look, I'm like, your dad, like, I can't
even play. It's a first person shoot, and I'm really
get at it.

Speaker 4 (13:10):
I don't, my h That's the whole another This is
where my oldest son and my youngest son they really
bond because I don't know video games at all, and
they bond over video games. They go and sit there
and and they'll play these stupid games. So I'm like, Okay,

(13:31):
at least you got that covered because I don't know
anything about video games at all.

Speaker 1 (13:37):
So my eight year old does hold it over my
head that when I tell him to do so, and
he's he's he's I mean, he'll say, you're right in
front of my wife. He's like, how about I tell
mom about our secret? And I got to give him
the eyes and say, listen, man, just shut your mouth.
That's it's a guy coulde. Bro, it's not a big deal. Mom,
I don't want to have you know what.

Speaker 4 (13:54):
You got to sit them down and make him watch
like good Fellas, make him watch some some mob movies.

Speaker 1 (13:59):
You don't. You don't be a rat, right right, man?
You want to keep that to yourself. This is something
cool we hold. We hold close. Now if actually the
wife's gonna ask why there's three ps fives in the
house where it came from, But you don't bring it up, man,
Just shut your mouth. Do you play that many video games?

Speaker 6 (14:15):
No?

Speaker 1 (14:15):
What I really don't like? Again? I bought it. Uh,
let's see what I got. I got Call of Duty
because I was just pretty cool. Actually that came for free.
Call of Duty was free.

Speaker 4 (14:24):
Every time you buy one of these things, you got
to buy new games. Like my little guy, I guess
he's maxed out at Xbox one, so he needs an
Xbox something or other like the newer one.

Speaker 1 (14:37):
Yeah, sure does.

Speaker 4 (14:38):
And here's the thing, here's where they get you. So
now not only do I have to buy a new one,
I got to buy all new games for it. So
all his old games don't work on the new thing,
and most of the games you've got to be online for.

Speaker 1 (14:49):
So now you've got to buy the pass they get
you for like I don't know, it's like sixty or
seventy bucks per year, Like, dude, I get it.

Speaker 4 (14:55):
I always forget about it, and all of a sudden
on my credit card I get nailed for like a
ninety bucks.

Speaker 1 (14:59):
And it's like, where did this come from? I forget.
It's like, what's the gold membership? I don't know. Yeah,
I'm an adult. I don't know. I have no idea.
I did fire that grand theft allto it was fun. Well,
it was the one I fired up with my even
my twelve year old. It's me the eight and the
twelve year old moms away. I got the PS five
even a twelve year olds looking at me saying, you know,

(15:20):
this isn't appropriate for an eight year old because I'm
shooting gang bangers and grabbing the drugs and you're picking
up bookers. This is this is the way the streets are. Yeah,
I'm trying to teach you a lesson.

Speaker 4 (15:28):
Se that's what yeah, watch this is what this is
what happens if you don't get an educations.

Speaker 1 (15:33):
Wrap this up before she wakes up.

Speaker 4 (15:34):
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Speaker 1 (15:40):
Do you want to go?

Speaker 4 (15:41):
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Speaker 1 (15:45):
Trying to friend Gary G. Garcia. I'm like, hey, man,
what's your gamer code? But he has the Xbox. I
have the PS five, so it does not compatible.

Speaker 5 (15:53):
Not compatible.

Speaker 1 (15:54):
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gangster too, man.

Speaker 4 (16:00):
Well that's the best is that you get bullied by kids.

Speaker 1 (16:04):
Oh, I can't play online, Mack one. This is what
yes is their life?

Speaker 4 (16:08):
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Speaker 1 (16:15):
We get back. We'll do some rocks.

Speaker 5 (16:18):
As I do with this guy.

Speaker 1 (16:19):
Here's some rock news for you, Matt Cameron. This was
big yesterday.

Speaker 4 (16:27):
Matt Cameron, a drummer for Soundgarden. Soundgarden breaks up in
the late nineties, he goes and decides the drum.

Speaker 1 (16:35):
For Pearl Jam. He's also brother of Kirk Right Kirk.

Speaker 4 (16:38):
Cameron, yes, and Candae Cameron from Fullhouse. So Matt Cameron,
it was it was a I mean, look look if
you grew up in the grunge era, it was a
big deal.

Speaker 5 (16:48):
You know.

Speaker 4 (16:49):
He was the drummer for this influential band, sound Garden.
Soundgarden breaks up, Eddie Vedder calls him up and says, hey,
what are you doing this summer?

Speaker 1 (16:56):
And that was in nineteen ninety eight.

Speaker 4 (16:58):
And h And says, why don't you drum for us?
And he's been their drummer ever since. He left Pearl
Jam yesterday after twenty seven years. Wow, it's it, huh eh,
he said, after twenty seven fantastic years, I've taken my
final steps down the drum riser for the mighty Pearl Jam.

Speaker 1 (17:16):
Much love and respect to Jeff Ed, Mike.

Speaker 4 (17:18):
And Stone for inviting me into the band in nineteen
ninety eight and giving me the opportunity of a lifetime
one filled with friendships, artistry, challenges and laughter.

Speaker 1 (17:26):
The hell of a run though, man, be proud twenty
seven years eventy, Pearl Jam, that's huge, bro, Well Pearl
The joke in Pearl Jam in the nineties they were
replacing their drummer every six months.

Speaker 4 (17:36):
Like they would just get these guys who just couldn't
get it together, and so they couldn't get a drummer.
And it wasn't until Matt Cameron, who was a known
guy because he was the drummer for Soundgarden, that he
took over the drum kid Noel Gallagher from Oasis. Big
weekend for Oasis. They played their first show in sixteen

(17:57):
years in.

Speaker 1 (17:59):
Card If Wales killed it.

Speaker 4 (18:02):
Dude, I watched, I've watched almost the entire concert and
they sounded fantastic. Him and Liam were hugging and and
you know, if you know anything about Oasis, it's two
brothers who just can't get along. They actually said it
was the guitarist Paul Bonehead Arthur. He he was the

(18:23):
one that they said if he joins the band they
would reunite.

Speaker 1 (18:29):
Wow, he got them back together. He got him back together.

Speaker 4 (18:32):
So Noel said that in an interview then he hasn't
been with the band since nineteen ninety nine.

Speaker 1 (18:38):
But they said, if you do it, we'll do it.

Speaker 4 (18:40):
And so the boys are back together and dude, they
sound really good. Yeah, you know what, and Skimming's gonna
be nice in the Oasis household. But I'll tell you man,
as a fifteen year old kid, there was nothing cooler
than Oasis. Those guys were awesome. Uh Axel Rose. He

(19:04):
took the social media yesterday to thank Ozzy. He did
the big Black Sabbath show in Birmingham. Guns n' Roses
was part of the uh. The the spectacle. That was
the last time that Black Sabbath will ever perform.

Speaker 1 (19:20):
It should be hopefully Ozzie's last show, you know, but
who knows, dude, Sharon is a little nuts out with that,
you know, But I mean Ozzie couldn't get out of
a chair. It was I mean, it was tough, it was,
but it was nice. It was you honored Black Sabbath,
You honored Ozzy. It was a nice way to go out.
Axel said this yesterday.

Speaker 4 (19:43):
Wow, what an event, extremely overwhelming, really great crowd, was
very emotional for everyone. I finally met Ozzy crazy we
never met before.

Speaker 1 (19:52):
He was great.

Speaker 4 (19:53):
It was great to meet the guys in Sabbath. It's
hard to imagine anyone to watch his struggles and be
able to go out there and do what he did tonight.
So it was meet was great to meet Ozzie's family
and his friends and his peeps. A huge thank you
to Ozzie, Sharon Black, Sabbath and all the fans for
having us. So we're getting a very different axle Rose.

(20:14):
I think he's he's he's learned.

Speaker 1 (20:16):
His lessons grown up man. Yes, yeah, it took.

Speaker 4 (20:20):
Him the sixty Yeah, but he's finally grown up. And
I mean Guns n' Roses have been on this reunion tour,
it feels like for ten years. Yeah, we saw him
in Philly, Dude, that long time ago. Remember me and
my wife got no huge fight. Yeah, because you didn't
know where to pick her up. She's like, I'm trying
to tell you what statue to I grew up? Do
you know I still get angry over that?

Speaker 1 (20:41):
Right?

Speaker 5 (20:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (20:41):
That was what I still I still get angry over that.

Speaker 1 (20:44):
That was real. That was a real issue. I remember
they came up, we had we had the awful seats
and somebody came out and somehow we ended up on
the floor. It was crazy because it was it they date.
I think it was the Link.

Speaker 4 (20:56):
I think it was the Lincoln Financial it was, and uh,
what happened was it didn't sell that well, so what
they do is they try and get people who are
up top the gump come down to the floor. That's
happened a couple of times in concerts because you wanted
to look.

Speaker 1 (21:11):
At least beef for the video. I remember you put
me up on your shoulders. Remember I did you took
your topic? They had AXL written on the sharpe XL
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(21:32):
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(21:55):
what you did there?

Speaker 4 (21:58):
I think driving in you know, it's I don't know
when when do we driving. It's like three thirty three
forty five, four o'clock in the morning when we when
we're driving in the work, driving by a hotel, it's
a it's a it's it's it's it's called like something.

(22:20):
It's called like double tree, but it's not double tree.
It's called something, but it's and then at the very bottom,
it's like owned by the Red roof Inn and Red
roof Ins.

Speaker 1 (22:30):
You know, you get what you get an at your
go to you always have everywhere we ever traveled. You
always seem to have gift cards for the Redroute.

Speaker 4 (22:39):
For years, dude, for years we had a deal with
Red roof In so we'd get free room.

Speaker 1 (22:44):
I stayed with you and we all went to Clearwater.
Me you are buddy, Billy, And then my wife went, yeah,
I remember me. You and Billy go to do the
show live from the stadium for Phillies, for the Phillies
pre season. My wife stays behind with a bunch of
thugs outside lifting weights.

Speaker 4 (22:59):
Yeah, because that's what happens at a Red roof Fin.
I said, we we It got so crazy and we
had so many free passes to Red roof Fins. I
take my kids up to Hershey Park and we'd stay
at the Red roof In. But then like on the
way home, they were dirty from the park and everything
like that.

Speaker 2 (23:16):
You know, I.

Speaker 4 (23:19):
Walk in rent a room for an hour so they
could shower and then just leave. You just splash your
VP VI I P. I was a Red roof I
was a Red roof in VIP you have a time share.
So dude, once again, I'll give it to the I'm
not I'm not hating on the red roof. Right, you
get what you get. You're getting a room that you

(23:40):
can sleep in. Majority of them are clean. Uh, and
you just that's what it is like, I'm not staying
at a five star resort.

Speaker 1 (23:50):
Which one I had the reviews where they said that
there was bloodstains on the sheets.

Speaker 4 (23:54):
And as we left your wife alone. Yeah, at that
one it said, uh, there was blood on the sheets
and the t this is this is how long ago
this was. It was a tube TV, but there was
no tube in it, so like there was there was
a box that was a TV, but there was no

(24:14):
screen or anything or innards of the TV. I imagine
it has to do with where you are. I think
you're in Hershey. I had imagine that red roof in
Hershey's pretty.

Speaker 1 (24:21):
It wasn't bad. It wasn't bad, right for years.

Speaker 4 (24:25):
Yeah, you know, now my wife's a little more bougie.
She doesn't allow us to stay ahead roof ends. And
that's why I tried to explain to my son once too,
because uh, we went to we took him when he
was little to an all inclusive and you know, he
got room service and all that stuff, and I uh.

(24:48):
And so then we went the Hershey one year and
we stayed at a motel, because that's what is around Hershey.
She stayed at a motel and he goes, can we
get room service? And I opened the door up and
you could see the but you can see the bumper
of the car. And I said, if you can open
your door and see the bumper of your car, you're
not getting room service.

Speaker 1 (25:07):
Like that was a life lesson he had to learn.
On the way here.

Speaker 4 (25:11):
This morning, at about three forty five in the morning,
I believe I saw what they call a domestic Oh no,
it was two or three cop cars in the parking
lot of the red roof in Double Tree whatever they
call it.

Speaker 1 (25:27):
Woman.

Speaker 4 (25:29):
And this is always a bad sign because just watching
years of cops, husband or partner or who knows standing
up and the cops interviewing him, the wife sitting on
the curb crying, oh yeah, yeah, something bad, something bad
is happening at that point.

Speaker 1 (25:48):
Yeah, it sounds like eighty percent of my family vacations.
Oh yes, it's not going to be a good night
for that guy. Yeah, when you got to spread them
apartment and get the two different stories of what what
went down. Yeah, and here's the problem like that the
cops could it might not be enough if someone gets arrested.
So but what's the rest of the trip. Look like
you gotta go back into that same little room there

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and then you gotta figure things out.

Speaker 4 (26:12):
Yeah, it's all it's it's it's never good. So this
was this morning is probably not good for that couple
at the red roof.

Speaker 1 (26:19):
We were walking. We were walking to the beach and Bricotine.
I think it was sad Friday or Saturday. We're walking
and it's a little condos right right against where the
beach is by night Street where we go to the
to the beach. I'm listening to an old guy and
it's like it throws back child memories of when your parents.
This guy, it's two o'clock in the afternoon, Yeah, yelling

(26:42):
at his wife and whatever she I don't know, man,
whatever it is just it's it wasn't even a man.
It was his wife going back and forth and it's like,
I don't know she chained it on for what happened.
But like eventually I even wanted to say something. I
got my kids. I'm like, grab your by boards, run
as fast as you can to the beach. Here exposed
all yeah, I can calm this down. It was sad man,

(27:03):
sad to here, and I more to say, Bro, this
is the beast is trash out of here. The way
people deal with it.

Speaker 4 (27:10):
Like I was driving home fourth of July, the night
of fourth of July, sober driving home, I'm behind the wheel,
I have no problem. All of a sudden, nine cops
are with lights on, are around me.

Speaker 1 (27:28):
Right now, I.

Speaker 4 (27:30):
Have my wife's feeling pretty good, her cousin who's feeling
really good, and my son who's next to me in
the passenger seat.

Speaker 1 (27:39):
And the sun.

Speaker 4 (27:41):
They surround the surrounded us right and and so I
guess my wife's cousin has weed on her. So now
she starts freaking out that. But I'm like, I'm I'm,
I'm sober. Like I I go there, They're not coming
after us. And we we went my another like quarter
mile up the road, and there was an accident. They

(28:04):
were going to the accident, but boy did they It
was so funny to see and hear.

Speaker 1 (28:10):
Them sober up.

Speaker 4 (28:12):
So quick when those lights, when those lights hit, dude, yeah,
it's it's another.

Speaker 1 (28:17):
Ball game following you from the beach. Huge shes like,
throw it out the window. Now I go, they're not
after us.

Speaker 5 (28:28):
I go.

Speaker 1 (28:29):
And then no, there was. I mean, the poor woman
who's you know it was. It was a bad accident
and and so I'm like, they're not. First of all,
I'm fine. I have my twelve year old next to
me right, he can drive if need be, and uh,
and so everything's fine. But dude, they were freaking out

(28:50):
because dude, anytime you see those lights and they behind you,
you freak out. Of course you do. And even when
they go by, you're like, thank god. Man.

Speaker 4 (29:00):
And I can only imagine when you're at a red
roof in on a Monday night into a Tuesday morning
and she is being interviewed by the police and oh no, no,
he was being interviewed.

Speaker 1 (29:12):
She was sitting on the curb. That's never a good song.
Anytime an adult has to sit on a curb on
a street somewhere, something obviously has had.

Speaker 4 (29:21):
And I've watched enough episodes of cops to be like
where the cop is like, man, can you just have
a seat over there.

Speaker 1 (29:28):
We want to get we want to see what your
stories are. Look, we get back. We'll not gout. Some
headlines on seven z XL, South Jersey's rock station ZXL
Morning Show, I'm not a chiropractor. I you you actually
that is a true statement.

Speaker 5 (29:49):
You are not.

Speaker 4 (29:49):
You have not gone to school to become a chiropractor,
which I believe chiropractors are like the like.

Speaker 1 (29:57):
I guess it would be lower end of the medical field,
like sir urgin, Okay, regular doctor huh, nurse practitioner hic. Yeah,
what about physical hirapy where they just wrap ankles and
tape them up and stuff. It might be better. I
don't know a lot of people think I've put a
chiropractor over top of that.

Speaker 4 (30:16):
I think chiropractors are kind of like a lot of
people think they're kind of it's it's a it's a
wacky it's a wacky thing.

Speaker 1 (30:22):
Sobody, it's not real. My wife is the healthiest broken
person I know. And by this she she eats well,
she looks great. Yeah, I mean she's put on some
pounds because she's in her forties. A beautiful down there's
not a lot of muscle tone like I pinched the
back of her arms, you know, like that stuff. She
she she looks great and she has no camf muscle.
I can put my finger all the way through to

(30:42):
their bone and she's so she's stopped that well anyway,
So you know, I get this a lot from her.
Oh my back, Oh, oh my neck and all the
other thing. There's a song my neck, my back, yeah,
my neck, my back, and we'll stop it there. Last night.
It's not that I don't care, but she's like, rub

(31:03):
my shoulders, right, rub my back. But it's not like
do you get caught up in that? Yes, my wife
will do that. It's not just the rub though, man,
I know because and then my wife will go, why'd
you stop? Because I've been doing it for five minutes
and my hands hurt. Dude, I do it for twenty seconds.
My thumbs. I have pain running through my fore arms
for my thumbs. This isn't what I do these If
you ever get a massage done these women, this is

(31:25):
what they do. They elbows and they got the strong
and they really get in there. That's not me. Yeah,
you want me to rub your shoulders if is it
gonna lead the banging? Okay, then I get it. It's
a warm up, but it never does no, and I'm
not the guy that's gonna get there. And just so,
she's laying on the floor yesterday, she's trying to explain
to me where she wants to get my wife over
the weekend. By the way I go, no one ever

(31:45):
massages me. I never get it. No one ever brings
me coffee in the morning. I never No one puts
their hand on my upper thigh in the morning. I
never get that. So she's laying down, She's like, do
my shoulder. I'm like, well, what do you mean by
do your shoulder?

Speaker 6 (31:58):
Now?

Speaker 1 (31:58):
I'm straddling her right now, she's in she's in a
pair of like these uh these tight shorts, like yoga
shorts whatever. At the top right she looks banging like
everything was banging all right, So you got, you got,
you got, you got the beach dog going on. So
she's there, listen, I'll be honest. So I'm up, I'm
like over top and we actually I've found a new
way to like to to have sex with her where

(32:21):
like she is laying in that position. So in my
mind is a god You're thinking this is a sexual thing.
But it's not for her. She wants me to really
like she wants to be medical. She's trying to explain
to me to like push down on my shoulders. It's like,
I don't know what that means. Like what you're trying
to do, take your palm and push my shoulder out.
I have never ever seen that ever done before. Honey.

Speaker 4 (32:43):
We're not trained to do anything. I have no idea,
we have no education. This is why we're in radio.
We talk nonsense. Every morning, I drew a penis on
a door because it was foggy.

Speaker 1 (32:56):
I saw that this morning. That is what we do.
I don't know any of this.

Speaker 4 (33:00):
I don't know how to I don't know I I
don't know the body. I don't know how to massage.
I can't do that.

Speaker 1 (33:06):
And I told her that's what you need to tell
I said, either go back to you. She used to
do hot yoga once, go back to your hot yoga.
I had this this mirror thing that I paid forty
dollars as a personal trainer. Like right there in the mirror,
do your yoga. I see. She has the things where
they put the bubble the cups on her back and
the bubbles the well that she's done that she's done acupuncture.

(33:26):
I was like, listen, I beg, don't go to a
professional who's really gonna help you.

Speaker 4 (33:32):
And I'm not look one would do you guys want
to go do yoga and pilates.

Speaker 1 (33:37):
It's stretching at the end of the day. Sure, you're
just doing a lot of stretching you do at the
rooms one hundred and four years old in Yeah, I
was like, just stretch And I tell my wife that
all the time. I go, just stretch, that's all. You
don't feel good? Stretch. I was like, you've got to
you got to figure out where the cause of all
this is. Now. Listen, I'm I know I'm overweight. I
get it. I think you look but I but I

(33:57):
don't feel like this. I don't feel back pain any
of that stuff. I think you're really I think you're
really selling yourself, really carrying stuff. Well, I'm doing real
work on my feel a little bit. But I'm like,
you can't. You got there's there's things you could do
to make this this better. Me pushing on your lower
back is it sounds like an awful idea, Like I
feel like I would hurt you more than anything I

(34:18):
didn't get that part at all.

Speaker 4 (34:19):
My wife and my oldest daughter do they do the
backcracking thing.

Speaker 1 (34:25):
Like the old school where you put your hands behind
your head and yet they kick you up and that's
not it's not. Okay, it's not. But they'll do it
and you'll actually physically hear it. Yeah, oh yeah, you'll
hear it. And I go, Jesus, this, this is not.
This shouldn't be a thing. I love. I love these videos.

Speaker 6 (34:42):
Man.

Speaker 1 (34:43):
I get caught up, and I actually asked the chiropractive video,
the one where they put the towel around the neck
and then pull it. They lock your hips in and
this guy, this guy has it doesn't look that's chiropractice
has got a bad rap. Even he told me, he's like,
if anybody tries to do this in the state of
New Jersey, they would be arrested. It's not even you
can't even do it, dude, My little guys.

Speaker 4 (35:06):
It was maybe his first or second grade teacher. She
went to a chiropractor and he did one of those
nonsense things and she almost died.

Speaker 1 (35:14):
Wow. Yeah, because you're pulling your spine apart. Like some
of these people come off the table like they can
finally walk. I'm like, if if it works, it sounds,
it looks pretty cool when you.

Speaker 5 (35:22):
Look at it.

Speaker 1 (35:22):
That's all made up. I don't know, dude.

Speaker 4 (35:25):
I follow those same pages, dude, and like a guy,
like a guy needs a knee transplant and all of
a sudden, a guy puts his hands on his knee
and it's cured. I'm like, that does that doesn't work?

Speaker 1 (35:35):
Like there's no way that whatever happened there, it's not
it's not real. So, honey, it's not that I don't
want to make you feel better and all the not
that you feel the not I'm like, I don't know
the same thing. Do you feel that? I don't know
what I'm feeling. What do you mean do I feel
the not? Go to a professional. It's not it's not
that I don't love you. I just I'm not the guy.

Speaker 5 (35:56):
To do all that.

Speaker 1 (35:57):
And my finger's hurting me. Yeah, look on my back.
Oh that's a good idea. You think that's gonna have
done that? Dude fifty one?

Speaker 4 (36:04):
When the kids were little, I would have him walk
on my back. That does feel pretty good, but.

Speaker 1 (36:08):
It's a child. Yeah, you're an adult.

Speaker 4 (36:10):
Look, we get we get back we'll knock out some trash.

Speaker 6 (36:20):
Oh love trash, anything thirty on energy or nothing, anything
racket rock or roughing thirty love crash.

Speaker 1 (36:37):
There's some trash for you. You're not gonna like this. Honestly,
I might just skip it because you're not gonna like
this at all. I can't though. I got it.

Speaker 4 (36:46):
I got it, Okay. So a lot is coming out
about Puffed Added right. He's got his trial. He was
quitting on a lot of the big charges, but a
lot of people now are coming.

Speaker 1 (36:58):
Out suing it. He's being sued.

Speaker 4 (37:01):
By one woman and she claims that he used to
masturbate into Notorious b I.

Speaker 1 (37:07):
G's T shirt. Oh come on, man, you don't wait
a minute. I shouldn't have said it. I shouldn't have
said it. The T shirts Biggie wears and domesturbating the
T shirts with Biggie space on the one who wears
oh geez, and then Biggie bigg know is this a joke? Well,
Biggie's dead, so I don't know if he knew or not.
Because remember you did that my shoe once? Should I? Yeah,

(37:29):
my big joke because before a booze cruise, I remember
I don't. I don't remember. Yeah, you were being silly.
This whole thing is weird, man, I don't know. I
like this music. I thought he was cool to get
him to du I met Puff Daddy. You love Puff
Daddy and you love Biggie Huge Notorious p I G.
I'm an East Coast guy, man, you know, you know

(37:52):
I'm West Coast. So that's what you know, That's why
we have the issues we have. Like the West Coast
is just lan Like I'm sure Nate Dogg is just
having a field day.

Speaker 4 (38:00):
Sure you know, I was looking. I was on the
phone the other day with Dre. This is sad man.
This Texas flood. One of the kids, uh, one of
the owners of the chief you know, you know Kansas
City Chiefs Patrick Mahomes and Travis Kelcey.

Speaker 1 (38:24):
One of their kids died in the flood. Was it
the kid of his hot daughter? Because the owner has
a smoking hot shot.

Speaker 4 (38:29):
Grac Hunt, she was the one. She came out and
she put out a thing. No, it was not. It
was not her kid. It was a nine year old
relative who who died. But great, you're talking about Gracie Hunt. Yeah,
Cracy Hunt is smoking hot and she knows she's smoking
hot and she just takes pictures on the sidelines in

(38:53):
smoking hot outfits. Uh, let's see here.

Speaker 1 (39:01):
It really we did it in rock News.

Speaker 4 (39:03):
But it is shocking that over the weekend Ozzy Osbourne
had his big final concert.

Speaker 1 (39:09):
Hopefully it's his final concert. Do you think he dies
in that chair on this tour? Well, it's not a tour,
so it's done. He should be done. Oh, he's done.
All okay, it's not a tour.

Speaker 4 (39:18):
This is a one off show Birmingham, England, where he
grew up. Black Sabbath performed, He performed.

Speaker 1 (39:24):
But do you know what's the first time him and
Axel Rose ever met? That wild He'll never cross pass
in forty years. They never met before and this is
the first time that Axel and and Ozzie met. So
what what is more depressing them meeting a Nazzie who
can barely even talk, or him meeting the fat Axl Rose?

(39:45):
Axel's lost it all the way? Is he back to me?
He's back? He's bad, He's not. Okay, I'm not gonna
say he's not. He's not nineteen ninety one thin. He's
not patience then, but he is Uh, he's dude, he's
in good shit. He got good hair pull plus he
got new teeth. I because I dude, I watch all
this stuff happen.

Speaker 4 (40:08):
Which, by the way, I gotta talk one of my
uh my wife's cousins, one of their husbands just got
hair plugs.

Speaker 1 (40:14):
I gotta talk to him, go to bed, uh perfect,
they just got them. So I don't know.

Speaker 4 (40:20):
I I think they they just put the seed inflated
because I want to.

Speaker 1 (40:26):
I want to talk to him about dude. Yeah, I
heard it sixteen grand wow. Man, why are you gonna
get it done? The hair plugs? No, you know what
I want to I want the kneers. Any dentist office
out there you want to go, I'll be your spokesperson.
If you want to give me new teeth. I love that. Man,
get big choppers, big white ones. Yeah, I'm getting something

(40:47):
about Mary. I love it. That's the big teeth. I
would do it in a second. You're gonna go big, go,
big man, balls to the wall. I'm talking like mister ed.

Speaker 4 (40:56):
But yeah, because this guy was a guy who had
a dreadlocks right like. He was kind of like hippie dippy.

Speaker 1 (41:04):
You know, Bob Marley guy tattoosy. That's cool.

Speaker 4 (41:09):
Yeah, but the problem is when you start to lose
the hair, dreadlocks aren't so cool.

Speaker 1 (41:14):
Yeah, look at what be Goldberg.

Speaker 4 (41:16):
Yeah, well you really look at what you put stress
on the hair, Like, you lose hair because you put
the stress on the hair from the dreadlocks. And so yeah,
so he lost the dreadlocks and so yeah, I just
heard over the weekend. I'm not sure. I probably shouldn't
be talking about it.

Speaker 1 (41:31):
Yeah. Next, I just heard. I just heard over the
weekend that he got it. That was the goss going
on around the family.

Speaker 4 (41:41):
Denise Richards, the very beautiful Denise Richards, was married to
Charlie Sheen. She was in Wild Things, she was in
Starship Troopers. She is getting divorced, not from Charlie Sheen.
They haven't been married in years. I guess she's been
married to a guy and they've only been married four months.

Speaker 1 (42:01):
She Oh, she's still looking good or what. She got
a lot of work done and now she has an
OnlyFans with her daughter. Now where you're gonna go, I mean,
you're gonna spend the rest of your life, probably by yourself. Then,
I mean, I did, dude, she i mean, she's hot enough.

Speaker 4 (42:15):
I mean it's not like she's not hot, but she
doesn't look like Denise Richards in nineteen ninety six. Ye Well,
wrapping up with this Blake Lively. We haven't talked about
her in a while. She's still in a lawsuit with
this guy, what's his name, Boldannie Boldoony. They're suing each other.
She claims that he was sexually harassing her. He claims
that she's making up a lot of lies. Somehow deadpools involved.

(42:40):
She is going to be deposed, so they have this
was a big thing yesterday. She is going to be
deposed in the legal drama with Jason Boldoni.

Speaker 1 (42:51):
So we'll see what she has to say because I
believe that becomes public. I believe.

Speaker 5 (42:56):
I'm not sure.

Speaker 1 (42:57):
There you go some trash for you, Bin bottleneckd and
you point seven z XL South Jersey's rock station ZXL
Morning Show.

Speaker 4 (43:08):
So for the last couple of days, and you saw
it yesterday, we have a bird that is living in
our lobby of our building here in beautiful downtown West
Atlantic City, one of the beautiful vacation spots you ever
want to go to.

Speaker 1 (43:25):
So I don't know how the bird got. I mean,
I know how the bird got in. Some must have
left the door open, because sometimes, like I don't know,
ups will come in and they'll they'll prop the door open,
they'll bring stuff in. One weekend it was propped open
for a again any like any I don't know, prostitutes
almost people don't wander in.

Speaker 4 (43:43):
And it was like a Monday. We walked in and
it was like the lobby was cooking. It was so
hot because they had left the door open all weekend long.
So so there's a bird and dude, I don't know
what birds are, dumb, that's where you get the term
bird brain. But this bird will torpedo you, like you

(44:04):
walk in the hallway and it flies at you.

Speaker 1 (44:06):
Oh we can't ran at us yesterday.

Speaker 4 (44:07):
Yeah, And I guess it's like I don't know whatever
it is, a sparrow or whatever kind of bird it is,
but we've tried to get it out.

Speaker 1 (44:15):
It just doesn't want to leave. Is he's still in there?
Because I didn't see him this morning. I prop all
the maybe he's sleeping, but I prop both doors open
and kind of them to go out, and then he
was on this side of the building. And then I'm
seeing the other guy from the other morning show. He
comes in. I'm like, he's like, what are you doing.
I was like, I propped the door open. I'm trying
to get him to come into this. I want him
to be in here with the salespeople everybody.

Speaker 4 (44:37):
We have U and one of the things that I
never got. But like, we have a bunch of fake
plants in our lobby, and so it's like hanging out
in the fake plants. So it's like kind of loving life,
except I feel bad because I don't know what it's
gonna eat. There's no food.

Speaker 1 (44:51):
Well, think about it. He's got a nice little plastic
tree to hang in. Yeah, it's nice and cool in here.
I mean there's no predators to beside the building.

Speaker 4 (44:58):
There's no food. Yeah, what's you gonna eat? So like
that's the thing, Like do I leave food out for him?
So this little bird is just flying around our lobby.

Speaker 1 (45:05):
I'm like you thinking about you just banging your head
against the glass, Like the birds. Birds are dumb. He
doesn't understand whe they even like flies and everything else.
They don't understand what glass is. And they're right like
they can see where they want to go, Like, well,
what is this barrier that I can't see that stopped
me from leaving.

Speaker 4 (45:21):
I'll tell you what though, my kids for Father's Day
got me because I like I I do like birds
and so like I like bird feeders and everything like that.
They got me a bird feeder that suction cups to
a window. But it's it's it's actually our patio door. Yeah,
like like it's our back door, and and then you

(45:43):
get to actually like the bird flies up to the
door and it's like all glass so you can see
what it's doing. Really cool to see like a bird
up close you're staring at it. Yeah, it's pretty cool.

Speaker 1 (45:55):
My buddy has one. It's it has a camera in it,
and yeah, he'll look post videos and stuff up there.
It's tanging from a tree. I guess it's solar powered
or you gotta plug it in and charge it or something.
But yeah, I don't know if this is a real
thing or not.

Speaker 4 (46:07):
I got a chipmunk though that it's a real problem.
This chipmunk is eating all the bird seed. He goes
into the actual bird feeder, not around it, he goes
in it.

Speaker 1 (46:17):
This is a pretty cool I saw, no, lie, if
it's real, I'll get it for you for your birthday.
It's a helmet and it's it's a helmet and it
has like like a piece of glass and then it
has like a stick coming out and you put food
on it so that you can sit in a chair
and you can have the bird land on your head
and look at it a helmet. If yeah wore that helmet,

(46:40):
I sure would, that would be awesome. It is me.

Speaker 4 (46:44):
Birds are kind of cool. Like I put a bird
like bird seed that was for woodpeckers, and I haven't
gotten one yet. I get hummingbirds a lot, but I
don't get woodpeckers.

Speaker 1 (46:55):
My neighbor man, he's a state trooper and he's way
like I guess he needs things like when you have
such an intense job like that. Then yeah, he's got
like it is outside his uh it is calming. Where's
where's sunroom? Miss? He's got like books, he's got binacos.
He'll sit there and he'll look a look at the
different birds coming up and he'll like go to the
book and see what birds you are.

Speaker 5 (47:16):
Now.

Speaker 1 (47:16):
He also did give me a word of advice. He said,
do not invest in a bird feeder unless you are
going to commit to it because those birds then realize
this is where their food's coming from. You are now
a food supply for that bard. You can't stop doing.

Speaker 4 (47:28):
It, man, I've done that where I've run out of seed.
You know, life happens, and so like a week will
go by. I don't put birds in it.

Speaker 1 (47:35):
You must be starving a family, that's what it is.

Speaker 4 (47:37):
And they stop coming around, and then it takes It's
like a whole new cycle. You put seed in and
it takes another week or so for these dumb birds
to realize that, like they got food again.

Speaker 1 (47:50):
Uh and come back. But do you remember Dennis.

Speaker 4 (47:52):
I used to love Dennis the Menace, right, Uh, Dennis
the Menace, the TV show, Mister Wilson the neighbor.

Speaker 1 (47:59):
He loved watching birds.

Speaker 4 (48:00):
He was a bird watcher and Dennis was always causing
chaos and mister Wilson got so mad because Dennis caused
chaos and made the birds fly.

Speaker 1 (48:09):
What if we find out mister Wilson was peeping in
Dennis's mom's windows smashed? You can go back, that's what
you miss, Wilson. Probably. Yeah, yeah, like we love Back
to the Future. But the reason that kid almost got
his because he was staring at the woman through the
what's your name getting dressed? Uh, if you was a
peeping tom remember if you go to back, he was
a pervert. Dude he slept with he wanted to sleep
with his mom. W A band I tried, you know,

(48:31):
I was watching with my my, h my kids. And
then there's a scene where she's actually almost being sexually
assaulted in the car.

Speaker 4 (48:39):
I'm like, back to the Future is a it's a
strange watch. It's a lot going on there. Yeah, his
name was Calvin Kleink. Look we get back, we'll knock
out some headlines.

Speaker 1 (48:54):
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Speaker 4 (49:03):
Go to the iHeartRadio app search w z X. I'll
make us your number one pre set please, it would
be very nice. Do my little guy, I mean, I
get it. Puberty is hit right.

Speaker 1 (49:18):
Uh. He is a moody.

Speaker 4 (49:20):
Teenager now, so summer now is pretty much he's in
his room all day. It's playing video games. Fine, I
don't fine, you want to do it's awesome? Yeah, yeah,
you want to do it outside all or.

Speaker 1 (49:36):
Now sure okay, sure, okay, right, like yeah, sure he
goes outside. But then here's the problem.

Speaker 4 (49:46):
And I don't know, And I guess I did this too,
but now I just watch it from afar. He goes
and falls asleep at like four point thirty in the
afternoon till like eight o'clock at night.

Speaker 1 (50:00):
He takes a power nap.

Speaker 4 (50:01):
That's not a power nap, that's a that's a that's
a whole sleep. He was up this I leave for
work at three forty five in the morning. He was
up when I was leaving for work this morning.

Speaker 1 (50:13):
That's pretty awesome.

Speaker 4 (50:16):
This is this is this summer, and I do And
here's the problem. He has to be up at seven
am this morning for.

Speaker 1 (50:22):
What what's he got? He has stuff to do, He's
gotta go.

Speaker 4 (50:25):
He's gotta catch a ride with my wife because he's
gonna be hanging out with my in laws, which is,
by the way, even worse because they let him get
away with murder. So uh so, yeah, he's gotta be up.
So the dude is gonna be running on like three
hours of sleep. But I guess that summer, right, like

(50:45):
I like, I I shake my head like I grabbed
him this morning and I was like, dude, go to bed. Yeah,
like like you can't, you can't be up what are
you doing? But then I remember too, when I was
his age, years ago, decades ago, the coolest thing in
the world was trying I remember trying to stay up

(51:07):
to see the sunrise. That was the big deal. If
I could stay up to watch the sunrise was a
cool thing.

Speaker 1 (51:15):
Yeah, kid thinks that they think it's cool to stay
up late.

Speaker 4 (51:17):
Like over the weekend, I had family, Dad, it's all
you know, you know, but he's just it's just he's
up late. And I'm like, dude, like, and here's the thing.
He doesn't even hide it. I can hear him in
his room. He's laughing. He's yelling at the video games
after like it's two in the afternoon. Yes, And I'm like, dude,
it's three thirty in the morning, calm it down.

Speaker 1 (51:38):
Now does he play on Legacy. He's gotta have friends.
It's gotta be like this, this this.

Speaker 4 (51:42):
Overnight video game with it online with his friends at morning.

Speaker 1 (51:47):
My kids would do the same thing unless we shut
it down. Like over the weekend, we have friends. Uh,
I had like family in town. We were staying in Brigantine.
So I get done my gig at uh, let's see,
I'm home by like two o'clock and they're like just
getting ready to go to bed. That's what it like.
If I didn't stop my kids from doing it, they
would do it. And I do. Man, we do. Listen,
it's summertime. I don't know eight and twelve year old.

(52:08):
I shut it down ten o'clock. Man, they're in bed
at ten o'clock.

Speaker 5 (52:11):
Man.

Speaker 1 (52:12):
But if I didn't do that, they would just keep going.
They would never stop, like, here's it, so we would
we would pack things. Like we're packing things up and
they're playing video games. It's like Sunday morning, So want
you pack everything up to get ready to go home?
And they wrap up their game. I'm like, listen, but
did you see me and mom when we're out there
do packing the car everything? Like, bro, I want, I'm
not I don't have. Of course, I can tell you

(52:33):
shut it down and help out. I want you. It's like, uh,
it's like white man can't jump where. She talked about
the water. He wanted to go. He was gonna get
a water. She's like, no, I don't want you to
get I want you don't want to get me water?
He's like, well, who wants to get water? I was
a kid. I was like, I want you to want
to stop playing video games and help your mom and dad.
But they won't do it. That's their thing.

Speaker 4 (52:52):
The other night, we had company over and we're out
in my garage playing pool, and I've I've been tea
to know how to play pool, right, how to play
nine ball, eight ball, that kind of stuff, and because
every degenerate needs to know how to play pool.

Speaker 1 (53:06):
Yeah right. I put to pool halls when I was
young man. That was fun.

Speaker 4 (53:10):
And I said to him, I said, dude, come down,
I want you to play pool. He goes, no, I'm okay, dude, Yeah,
you're turning me down the playpool. I'm not asking you
to clean to take the garbage out. I'm asking you
to come down the playpool. No, it's all right, Yeah,
I'm cool. Uh huh, I'm cool.

Speaker 1 (53:26):
Yep. But like this this is fun stuff to do it.
Don't you feel bad because you're trying to force him
to have fun with you.

Speaker 4 (53:34):
I'm like, dude, like, okay, Like I shouldn't be like, hey, man,
do you want to have a catch. You should be
asking me that it's you know what it is. It's
reverse cat in the Cradle.

Speaker 1 (53:44):
Yeah, and I'm trying to tell these kids. Listen, man,
that video game thing. I was like, this is real
life stuff. There's real life world things that are going on. Man,
you gott to enjoy those. The other day I said, hey, man,
you want to ice cream? You want me to take it?

Speaker 4 (53:55):
There's an ice cream parlot the Great shout Out Main's
Landing Custard Castle place.

Speaker 1 (54:01):
I said, dude, you want me to take you to
custom Castle. It's just me and him. He goes, yeah,
I'm okay to take you to get ice cream. There's
no cat in the cradle. They threw that cradle out
the window and it's smashed on the ground. Yeah. Oh man,
look we get back. We'll do a think you think.

Speaker 5 (54:18):
You have God, you think you've got it bad.

Speaker 1 (54:32):
I don't think we have a bad. Uh. I always
like the lottery stories.

Speaker 4 (54:37):
Man, a trucker right, just driving his truck, right, living
an honest life. You know, good job just taking that that.
You know that the big rig up and down the
East coast.

Speaker 1 (54:50):
You want these guys to win. This is who I
want to win the lottery stops the truck stop in Maryland. Right,
probably like a pilot or something like that.

Speaker 4 (54:57):
Right, probably goes in one of those showers where they're
might be gay sex, We're not sure.

Speaker 1 (55:03):
Wins fifty thousand dollars on a scratch off. Okay, it's
not going to change your life, but it's nice. Nice, Yeah,
buy jet ski or something cool, you know. So, uh so,
that's cool. They gave one of those big checks. I'm
looking at the picture. They gave him a big check
he's got to take to a big bank. Uh.

Speaker 4 (55:18):
This is kind of sad. It must suck to be
an animal because you don't have.

Speaker 1 (55:22):
Wait, that's it. That was the story. He just won
fifty thousand dollars. It I thought he blew it or
something on that. He's a trucker. He's a trucker. You
want to a truck stop.

Speaker 4 (55:31):
He went to a truck stop and he bought a
lottery ticket and he won fifty grand I could, right.

Speaker 1 (55:35):
Okay, good for that guy.

Speaker 4 (55:37):
Right, it sucks to be an animal because you don't
have hands, like for the most part, you don't want
posable thumbs like you get so like a deer and
this happens from time to time.

Speaker 1 (55:50):
I've watched it happen with moose.

Speaker 4 (55:53):
They get stuff caught on their antlers, but they can't
get it off.

Speaker 1 (55:57):
Yeah, yeah, scream it against a tree or something.

Speaker 4 (55:59):
So deer in Ohio has been walking around and people
have been trying to catch it.

Speaker 1 (56:04):
It's got a bird feeder on its head. Can't get it,
and it must suck. It's just hanging off the antlers, right,
like hanging off the antler and a bird's using it. Probably,
I'll be honest, but it must just suck because you can't.
It's not like he's gonna pick his paw up and

(56:25):
try and get it off his head.

Speaker 5 (56:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (56:27):
So it's just this dumb deer with a bird feeder.
Like you feel bad, Like, I mean, how does an
animal get like a tick off it or something it's
stuck to it. They don't. They don't live with this
poor bird feet. These other buddies are like, you know,
they're laughing at them. Look at look at bird feeder, Tim,
You've got a bird feeder on your head.

Speaker 4 (56:47):
We all know the movie Snakes on a Plane, right,
we all we all love that.

Speaker 1 (56:52):
I've never seen the movie. Did someone brings snakes on
the plane. How the snakes get into the overhead?

Speaker 4 (56:57):
It was if I remember correctly, it's been since I've
watched it. It was a guy who was hijacking the plane,
I believe, and put the snakes in the plane to
cause chaos.

Speaker 1 (57:15):
It worked. Yeah, I believe. It's been a long time, dude,
since I saw Snakes on a plane. It's Samuel Jackson, right, yeah,
and he took it. He took that movie because it's
it's a goofy movie, but he said he just he
thought it was funny, and it's become probably his next
to Pulp Fiction, is the most famous movie he's ever done.

Speaker 5 (57:38):
Well.

Speaker 4 (57:40):
In Australia, they did have to delay a plane taking
off because there was a snake on the plane.

Speaker 1 (57:47):
Okay, I get that, man, you do want to get
that thing off.

Speaker 4 (57:50):
So they had to go and I'm looking at a
picture of it. It was in the overhang like the
you know, like the the storage stuff, and so they
had to get the snake off the plane before the
plane could take off.

Speaker 1 (58:01):
Just to me, even if you get the one, I
feel like there's snakes everywhere on that everyhere. I can't
I couldn't. I wouldn't be able to rest on that plane.
It's like when you if you find a mouse in
your basement or something. Yeah, you know there's more. There's
not just there's never just one. Yep, you know there's
there's like the wife is somewhere right, and there's kids
somewhere right. He got you got a lot, a lot

(58:21):
of Yeah, it's just there's never just one.

Speaker 5 (58:25):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (58:25):
There you go. Those people they have a bet you
not so much. The supply chains bottleneckd and you're fixing
one hundred point sevens. The XLS out Jerseys, rock stations,

(58:47):
the XL Oneing Show. Say what, man, my eight year
old really loves tennis. Yeah, man, tennis is cool. It is.
It is kind of cool. Now it's him and three
other girls, three girls that are actually just taking a
tennis So I'm looking at like it doesn't seem like
a real manly thing, but he seems to love it. Man.
That's his that's his camp for this year is going
to be his tennis camp. Came home all dressed up,

(59:08):
got looks like his his gears all intact, has his
little tennis racket, puts it on his back. Loves to
play tennis. I found something he likes to do. I
love tennis. I know when you talk a lot of tennis.
When I was when I was growing up, I was
a little I was a little skeptical about it not
being a real cool sports. It it it, I don't
think it now. I came up in the world of

(59:30):
Andre Agasson, so it was kind of a cool sport.
Pete Sampras, andre Agassy McEnroe, he was an animal. He's
out of his mind. He macro was a little before
my time. But also my brother who's nine years older
than me, he like he played. He played all the
way through college.

Speaker 4 (59:46):
It's a fun sport, dude, and it's it's cool. Yeah,
it's not the coolest of sports. You know, you're not
Don Manningly, You're not Michael Jordan. You know you're not
Wayne Gretzky. You're a tennis player.

Speaker 1 (59:57):
Yeah, you just kind of hitting the ball back and forth.
But like pickle ball's big. Yeah, pick a ball kind
of like I guess a scale down version of what
tennis would be. I pick a ball. I guess it's
like a combination of like ping pong and tennis. Yeah,
tell you what one eighty five man for two weeks.
Well worth it. The tennis camp, uh yeah, not terrible.

Speaker 4 (01:00:17):
I dude, I did tennis camp. How old is he eight?
I was a little bit older, but yeah, no, I
did those tennis camps.

Speaker 1 (01:00:24):
Yeah, man. I mean is like he had to find
something that he liked to do, and like it's like
I was like, listen, I want you guys. I want
you guys to want to do something. He actually wants
to do it, so I'm like, I don't know. Again,
it's that it's not the mainiest of sports. It's not
like it's it's contact football. But if you want to
do something, I just want you to know what to

(01:00:45):
do something. You know who also liked tennis? Who's that?
The Menendez brothers and they and they murdered their parents.
He did, Yeah, they did. Well, I'll get out of
here so I can get him to tennis camp this morning.
Tennis camp, huh yeah? Playing with what's he playing on?
It's an hour and a half. It's an outdoor thing, Okay,
I know, But with the court, I don't know. I
haven't been yet. The wife took him yesterday. Today's my
day to drop them ball on a hard court. It's

(01:01:09):
just I don't know, man, the stuff they put in
the apartment complexes. What's that? So it's probably a hard court.
It's a hard court. Yeah yeah, Why don't think he's
hit the ball over the net yet. It's more just
learning how to swing, right, So yeah, we haven't gotten
there yet. Slow down, pump the brakes. Well, why don't
invite Uncle Scottie over and I'll show him something you
think about and play tennis. Yeah, you can show them
how to play a little bit of tennis. Well, that's

(01:01:30):
what this is going to turn to eventually, is that
I'll be out there playing some type which if you
ever played tennis, no, but I mean, I don't know.
Young guys hit it over the net a couple times
with buddies, but that was kind of it. But this
could easily be You don't have to go to tennis camp.
Dad could easily show you how to do all this.
The play tennis. Yeah, hit the ball over, just hit
the ball over. Look, look on the TV. Yeah right,

(01:01:53):
Wimbledon is happening right now. Yeah, so so so go
and and have them watch this stuff. Yeah, it's that's
how I fell in love with it, was watching was
watching tennis.

Speaker 5 (01:02:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:02:04):
Well everybody, thanks your call today. Jimmy Conners was my guy.
I tell you what I was watching over the weekend,
the women's tennis, the number one girl on the show. Man,
she's jacked, man, dude, we I grew up with Steffi
graff Man, Monica Sellis, h Martinez Navatlova. Come on, yeah, hey, everybody,
thanks you calling today. Was welcome to the show. Glad
when you're all part of it, stay there, we'll kick
off that rock block. It is one hunch point seven's

(01:02:27):
the XL South Jersey's rock stations, the XL Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (01:02:29):
When you're smiling, when you're smiling, smiling over smiles with you,
and when you're eleven, even the sun comes shining through
where you're crying. You bring long there in stop stop Si,

(01:02:52):
won't you be happy? Toga where you smiling, smile, keep.

Speaker 1 (01:02:56):
On smiling, dropping it out, man, I know you guys
are awesome, my love. Look at me, guys on my
way to work the ring. Shot at yeah, warming up
Chip and I'm like, I'm a down here.

Speaker 5 (01:03:10):
We're rocking.

Speaker 1 (01:03:11):
Hey, thank you? You shot you the best? How you
doing y'all? Keep me laughing? Man, you guys are great,
good morning guys are still let me say, Scotty, oh God,
is it my radio?

Speaker 2 (01:03:23):
Or it's are you only broadcasting in MANA?

Speaker 1 (01:03:26):
I get him the hell out of here with you
growing out. This is the readings in DJL, like if
you're on it, I don't listened to its. Man getting
up in the mornings doesn't suck anymore.

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