MONDAY 7-14-25

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:04):
Wake Up, Wake Up, Wake Up, Wake Up.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
In a world of dull, mediocre radio, in a time
of regulations and rules, under the scrutiny of bosses and management,
one show breaks all the rules to deliver entertaining, compelling
and educated radio and stand above all the rest. And

(00:38):
this show, isn't it?

Speaker 3 (00:43):
Amen?

Speaker 1 (00:43):
Good morning? How are you? I'm about the punch them, dude,
about the punch them punch. I don't condone child abuse.
Oh but I called breaking them man, and I'm okay
with it.

Speaker 4 (00:56):
So my wife, she she spent the weekend down at
her parents.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
Right, we had a graduation party. Shout out the abbey
who's going to University of Charleston. Just graduated in high school.

Speaker 4 (01:07):
Okay, And so uh, I could make it because I
was at the Golden Nugget hanging out with the band
run down Romeo.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
He had a great weekend, So there was nobody at
my house. So my daughter comes back from the graduation
party with our youngest son. So yesterday, you know, he
sleeps until one one o'clock, that's one o'clock in the afternoon,
sleeps until one I get up for work this morning,

(01:37):
three am, he's still up, loving life.

Speaker 3 (01:41):
Man.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
And had I had to kick the door open, and
and and I fell asleep on the couch. I kicked
the door. He's in my bedroom, in my bed, and
I'm like, dude, it's time to go to bed. Just
what do you do with pople joining the summer breaker?
And there's no rules, dude, And that's the problem. All

(02:03):
week he was at my in laws and there is
no rules down there. He I mean there, dude, it's
it's it's like it's ruleless. It's like a terror dome.
And I was like, Gotham, it's just yes, which is
which is interesting because I would think that Nap would
have something to do with that, like plant that whole
thing down. Like the grandparents would be like, nah, I

(02:25):
don't know what you do with my dog's house. My
in laws rules here, man. I love my in laws,
but they're night owls. Dude. Do you like you? Many
times I've watched the sun come up with that, dude,
but it would have bottle of jamison you yes, yeah,
And that's when he breaks it out at like three am. Right,
I'm not talking about getting up early to watch the sun.
I'm talking about working a gall on a night. So

(02:48):
h so you know that's that's just how they they
live and it's where he gets it from it. Your
wife stays up late too, which is out dude. It's
not dude, it's and with our schedule it's hard, man,
because on a Friday show, want me to stay up
and I'm like, but big, you don't understand. I got
up at three am. Yeah, we shut our date nights
around eight thirty forty five. I'm ready for that, Like.

Speaker 4 (03:08):
Babe, I got up on Thursday and now it's fright
right held almost means yeah, so yeah, I want to dude,
I wanted to punch him in the face, sick in.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
The door open. Yeah, everybody. Uh, it's Monday. We're gonna
find that z XL Workforce and foy the day. I
think it's midget weekend. It's midget week Midget we got
midget wrestling tickets. Uh, so we'll do that. Coming up
just a little bit. One hundred point seven is the
EXL South Jerseys rock station ZXL Morning Show. Good Morning,
everybody doing live.

Speaker 5 (03:40):
I can go all right it and we'll do it live.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
And things sucks. I'm Scotty, good morning. Here's some news.

Speaker 4 (03:49):
Fouus on a Monday, a man's body was pulled out
of the Delaware River.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
On Saturday morning. Did you see this, dude, a tractor
trailer drove off the Delaware Memorial Bridge. Okay, yeah, I saw. Yeah,
I went to see. I want to see the truck
in the water. But all I saw was like where,
I guess it broke. They couldn't find it. Yeah, they did.
They couldn't find the truck. Oh wow. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (04:10):
So eventually Saturday morning they found the truck. The driver
was still in the cab of the truck. He didn't
live though, right, No, he did not.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
He did not live. They don't know if he did
it on purpose or not. It takes a lot. I mean,
you really got to lose control. You almost got to
aim towards those barriers. Well, it's my daughter. It goes
to the University of Delaware. She was going to a
party down at you at the college, and She's like,
I'm stuck in all this traffic and I'm like, yeah,
because a truck drove off a bridge. That's why an

(04:43):
Atlantic City man was arrested Saturday night in connection with
the shooting that left another man critically injured in the
parking garage of Ocean Casino, but approximately nine o'clock officers
responded to the Ocean Casino parking garage for a report
of a man who had been shot. When officers arrived
and he found a forty one year old man suffering
from multiple gunshot wounds to his lower body. Yeah, I

(05:04):
like oshan man. Nice job over Thocean. Just don't don't shoot. Yeah,
other than the shooting man, it's a really yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (05:12):
President Trump says he's considering taking away the US citizenship
of Rosie o'donald could do it.

Speaker 1 (05:20):
She has such a pain in the ass, so or
she does is talk about Trump go away.

Speaker 4 (05:26):
This is why I can't hate Rosie, and I know
she is politically different from Donald Trump. She was in
a movie which is.

Speaker 1 (05:33):
My favorite movie ever called Beautiful Girls, and she is excellent.
In the movie, she plays the slow girl that is
not a slow adult.

Speaker 4 (05:41):
That's I believe taking the bus with my sister. I
believe that movie is called The quote is because of
the fact that Rosie o'donald is not in the best
interest of our great country. I am giving serious consideration
to taking away her citizen Yeah.

Speaker 1 (05:55):
I think she regrets it. It's one of the celebs like, yeah,
Trump goes I'm out of here the Ireland, but when
she goes a bitch about how much she hates it
over there.

Speaker 4 (06:03):
Well, Ireland's work, dude. It's crazy right now. What's going
on in Ireland? That's news. What about sports? Phil's beat
the Padres two to one. They're off for a while,
home run Derby tonight, it's All Star week. H Phil
selected Arkansas right hand pitcher gage Wood with the number
twenty six overall pick last night in the draft. There
you go, that's news.

Speaker 1 (06:23):
That's hey, Sun class Today, I have eighty three thunderstorms
tonight overnight lo seventy four tomorrow for your Tuesday, more thunderstorms.
I have eighty three seventy six outside right now on
point seven is the XL SAP Jerseys Rocke, SAP, Jersey's
rock stations, the XL Show. I'm never gonna touch somebody
else's kid again. Oh chok, I hold on, that's that

(06:44):
came out. That sounds very very bad. Hands off. That's
my new policy.

Speaker 4 (06:50):
Okay, So let's let's slowly explain what you mean, because
that that one statement. If someone just clipped that I'm
in the playground right, So I'm hanging. I'm in a
white van and I'm just hanging at a playground. So
it's us another couple in another couple. We go to
this couple's house and they have like younger kids. Once again,

(07:12):
I didn't get the invite.

Speaker 1 (07:13):
And to find out too, the second couple we ended
up talking with like they thought their kids were out
of hand too, and this is the problem, Like I
guess they homeschool their kids and their kids have like
no rules, like they don't tell their kids no. I'll
be honest, I don't like home school again with homeschooled
kids are weird. Listen, man, they're out of their marrid.

Speaker 4 (07:30):
They're weird because they don't have the social uh stuff
that you get when you go to school.

Speaker 1 (07:36):
Dude, we didn't want to pay for daycare, like we
with our schedule, we could have easily I could have
watched the kids and not done daycare. And it was expensive,
but you felt the need to do it because they
need that interaction with social interaction.

Speaker 4 (07:48):
Yes, and yeah, like I I've known a couple of
families who've homeschooled and their kids have always come out
the cuckoo birds.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
We're at this house and these kids they don't they
don't discipline their kids. We've all always disciplined our kids,
even as like babies. I mean, there's there's boundaries, right. Yeah.
So this kid is up, We're getting ready to sit
down for dinner, and this kid is on a folding
chair and I can see it's it's ready to fold back.
The kids ready to fall off this chair.

Speaker 4 (08:13):
Are you talking like an old steel chair, like one
you would hit the stone cold that we can hit
with the ones.

Speaker 1 (08:18):
We'll probably see it midget wrestling on Saturday. That kind
by the way, one year someone tried to throw into
the ring. Yeah that yeah, that kind of steel chair.
You're not part of the show, dude. We got it handled.
We're going to entertain you all night on Saturday. And
ac So I see this kid starting to flip back.
No one's around, like they're doing this stuff in the kitchen,
and I'm out, you know where we're gonna sit. So

(08:39):
I go and I like, I grabbed the kid like
by his shoulders and I start to pick him up.
This little animal starts clamping onto the chair. Right, He's
got his legs wrapped with this grip. I've never I've
never fell from a child before.

Speaker 4 (08:52):
Touching another guy's kid is tough, man like, and I
know what you're doing.

Speaker 1 (08:57):
You're trying to help the kid like. You don't want
the kid to get hurt. He's ready to fall, so
I'm trying to pick him up. He's got his legs
wrapped around the chair where him and the chair are
both coming up. All I want to do is put
him on the chair next to it where it's like
a wooden chair. This kid flips out right, I guess
I don't know. The kid gets embarrassed now he crawls
under the table. I was trying to do good thing
here because no one else is watching a child.

Speaker 4 (09:18):
That's a tough one, man, I do with your kid.
I had to buckle your kid in once to a
car seat and I and I yelled at you. You
were in the driver's seat, and I was like, I
am very close to your child's crotches. I am buckling
him into the car seat. I want you to know
that I am just buckling him into the car seat.

Speaker 6 (09:41):
You're in the no no spot, And as.

Speaker 1 (09:44):
I'm sitting in the driver's seat, I see you putting
him in there. I think I had a geep or something.
I see you put him into the car seat. I'm like,
he's right there. He feels uncomfortable. I mean, you know,
it's not like your mouth. You know, it's nothing. It's
just it's it's to touch someone else's kid, even if

(10:05):
doing something good, which I thought I was, it's like,
I don't know someone else watching. Dude, that's a dad's
that's tough, man. It's like touching someone else's tools, right,
like stuff that is close to you, using someone else's toothbrush.

Speaker 4 (10:18):
There's yeah, there's yeah, there's rules, there's rules, and yeah,
and you broke those rules.

Speaker 1 (10:23):
Let that kid fall into that chair. That's the parents problem,
your problem.

Speaker 5 (10:27):
I could and then and they're gonnaok at me.

Speaker 1 (10:29):
And say, well did you see?

Speaker 6 (10:29):
I was like, yeah, I saw it, but I don't
know your kids wants to be touched.

Speaker 1 (10:33):
I watched it happen. I got no rules in this house.

Speaker 4 (10:36):
Yeah yeah, I don't think uh yeah, man, I got
I mean like I got nieces and nephews. You know,
my wife has a lot of cousins with little kids,
and I don't feel bad about grabbing their kids because
because their family, right, Like I'll pick them up and
yell at him and throw them across the room.

Speaker 1 (10:53):
Yeah, these are just friends.

Speaker 4 (10:55):
Like, okay, I'll tell you when it's okay to grab
someone's kid who's not yours, when you're in a pool
and they want to be thrown okay, that is I
think that's that's a safe zone, right as long as
the okay, all right, okay to grab someone else's kid
in a non violent way.

Speaker 1 (11:18):
The I feel like the parent has to be in sight, like.

Speaker 4 (11:23):
They have to be they have to be eyes on you,
so so theyre so they give you the heads up,
they give you the nod, like it's okay, grab my kid.
You wants to be thrown across the pool, Throw my
kid across the pool, It's okay.

Speaker 1 (11:34):
Yeah, Like there's no real contact there, Like I'm not
picking up your kid, like, hey, like a hug like
I would my kid. Yeah, but I'm not. I'm not.

Speaker 4 (11:42):
I've known where parties have have completely gone into chaos
when a parent tries to uh scold another person's kid.

Speaker 1 (11:52):
That's that's a real tough one. Yeah, and that's me.
I'm like, hey, I am man, here, you're gonna and
I'm talking to help the kid. Like the kid's gonna
hurt himself, right, And I'm talking to child like you
should understand. I don't know. He might be one in
a hand. I don't even know what he was. I'm like, hey, buddy,
you're gonna fall out of the seat, so let me
grab you here and then I'm gonna pick you up
and put you in the other chair. And he's saying

(12:13):
goo goo gaga, and you're trying to have a conversation
with him. This grip his legs like like the old
figure four and wrestling. I'm like, yeah, the whole chair's
coming up with this child. Yeah. Yeah. Have you ever
had a situation where someone else's kid is uncomfortably okay
with uh showing you like emotion, like hugging you. I've

(12:40):
had that happen before too, where like a kid that
I don't know, I don't know what goes on at
his house, but like he'll come up and like like
hug you and like jump up on you. And I'm like,
a kid, I don't know you, and I don't I
don't want I don't want any people. I don't want
to be part of any of this, even my cousin's
kids and their family, and we're all tight like I

(13:00):
don't know. I don't I barely. I don't give any hugs.
I don't know. Just hey, we're going now. You guys
are awesome, thanks, well behaved, and I'm out of here.

Speaker 4 (13:07):
I don't hug my mom like that. So that's how
distant I am from emotion.

Speaker 6 (13:14):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (13:14):
Look, I got a pair of tickets midget wrestling. I'll
hug a midget six zero nine six seven seven one
hundred seven one jumped up. I would hug him too
if he jumped up into my lap. Six zero nine
six seven seven one hundred and seven six zero nine
six seven seven one hundred and seven. Midget Wrestling comeing
to Atlantic City this Saturday. Sig zero nine six seven seven,
one hundred seven out one's ready to fall out of

(13:35):
a chair. And there I am trying to pick the
little guy up on Saturday night. I'm trying to think back.
It's been ten years. I think I had had to
pick a midget up before at midget wrestling. Okay, I
had one on my lap. Remember our buddy brought him
in from the circus thing they were doing. And I
have a picture of me. He has my head, no no, no, no, no, no,

(13:55):
let me tell a story. Yeah, Brian, it was Brian.

Speaker 4 (13:59):
Our buddy Broon was a marketing guy for one of
the casinos and he they were doing a Saint Patrick's
Day promotion and he brought a midget in dressed as
a leprechaun.

Speaker 1 (14:11):
You, for some reason decided to pick him up and
then you dropped him. Great picture he got, No, he
got tangled in my headphone courts. His little feet got
tangled on my headphones. He dropped. See, I gotta stop
touching little thing. If you want to hug for me,
you gotta be over three something.

Speaker 3 (14:31):
Man.

Speaker 1 (14:31):
I just saw that picture of the other day. There
you go. Yeah, we had called from wrestling tickets six
zero nine six seven. Why do people.

Speaker 4 (14:42):
Keep bringing midgets around us? We get back, We'll do
some rock news.

Speaker 1 (14:57):
Hey, here's some rock news for you.

Speaker 4 (14:59):
Richie sambor sixty six year old Richie Sambora had to
go and get emergency surgery after he broke his hand.
That's bad when you're a guitar player. Why does that
sound young?

Speaker 1 (15:10):
Sixty six? He's been around for a long time.

Speaker 4 (15:13):
Yeah. He was playing touch football and fell and hit
a curb.

Speaker 1 (15:18):
Yeah, you can't do these things. I tried it with
flag football about ten years ago, and my mind knows
where I want to go to get the ball, but
the hamstring didn't.

Speaker 4 (15:27):
He's one of these guys that he left bon Jovi
in like a huff and then they were like okay.
And it's like it's almost like when a girlfriend breaks
up with you, and you know, she's like, hey, I'm
gonna break up with you unless you change and do something,
and you just go okay, okay.

Speaker 1 (15:47):
And then they don't expect it.

Speaker 4 (15:48):
So I think Richie thought he was way more important
than bon Jovie than he was, so he's like, I'm
gonna leave John, and John's like okay, and he was.
He's a big name too, which is weird, which I mean,
he was the guy he always had a heart on
though because John well, first of all, it's named after John,

(16:09):
and uh, John always was the guy. You know, Richie Tribe.
I believe he had one solo album, But you're always
the guitarist in Jean bon Jovi's band.

Speaker 1 (16:20):
But how they find a guitarist able to do it's
my life. I mean that's such a complicated song. Dude.
You go to any cover band, Hey, do you want
to play in a band? Guys? Good Man Fist played
it over the weekend at a Saturday Night ever Loose Gun.

Speaker 4 (16:37):
They're playing from good Man Fist could be the guitarist
for John Bonjos, Richie Sambor So.

Speaker 1 (16:43):
Uh so, Richie.

Speaker 4 (16:46):
Look, he banged Healer Locklear in in you know nineties
Prime you know so uh he Yeah, he's on the
He's on the Men though after breaking his hands, so
I don't think it's gonna affect his guitar work. Michael
McDonald's from the Doobie Brothers. He's back a couple of
years ago. He's come he's come back to the Doobie
Brothers after not touring with them for Jesus twenty years,

(17:09):
twenty five years, something like that. And he said, I'm
a Doobie for life. I am now with the Doobie
Brothers until I died.

Speaker 1 (17:18):
Okay, nice man? Yeah, yeah, what Doobey would you be?

Speaker 4 (17:23):
From the great episode in What's Happening? Michael McDonald sticking
with the Doobie Brothers. Uh, dude, I tried when I
saw the story this morning, really racked my brain to
think of a follow up. But I think this is
a one hit wonder Living Color right, Cults of Personality.

Speaker 3 (17:45):
That was it? Right?

Speaker 1 (17:46):
That was it.

Speaker 4 (17:46):
I don't think there's I can't remember. I can't remember
a second song. I can't remember a follow up. I
know I had the album. I can't remember anything other
than Cults Personality.

Speaker 1 (17:56):
I had the forty five. The bat side was an instrumental.
So Living Color is working on a new album. That's
gonna be tough. It's gonna yeah the album. I didn't
google it or anything. I just kind of racking my brain.

Speaker 4 (18:13):
I really don't remember a follow up to Cult the Personnel.

Speaker 1 (18:16):
They couldn't do a real album when they were in
their their you know, top of their game, top, but
that that song.

Speaker 4 (18:25):
Was everywhere for like a year, maybe two. And then
if you're a wrestling fan, that's what sampunk walks out to.
And that was a big deal because you got to
pay these guys a lot of money to use that music.
And for a while, the w w wasn't I wasn't
paying that money. So when he came back to the

(18:46):
w W E they had paid Living Color a bunch
of money.

Speaker 1 (18:49):
To use the song. We keep talking about that song,
that Living Color putting a morning show. Let's okay, let's
mesh these God bless it, dude.

Speaker 4 (19:02):
So my cousins are in town from Cincinnati, and it's
she doesn't.

Speaker 1 (19:08):
Even run through me. She just goes right to my
cousins and all of a sudden, you know, she works
down and my wife works down in North wild With
She's like, I'm going right to your cousin's house in
Sea Isle and we're gonna hang out in Sea Isle
on a Friday night. You didn't see her all this weekend.

Speaker 4 (19:26):
So I was like, no, dude, I did. So I go, okay,
I go all right, so you're hanging out? I said,
do I need to hang out in Sea Isle?

Speaker 1 (19:35):
And she's like, well, you're your cousin's right, But it's like,
it's girls, it's my cousin's it's his wife and my
cousin's daughter who is like twenty five, and they're gonna
go and run around town and Sea Isle. You don't
need to be there.

Speaker 4 (19:50):
So's so fine. So she drives and parks her car at.

Speaker 1 (19:55):
My Uh it's honey, it's it's my my own coles
brother in law's house. Now that's on Friday. She parks
the car Friday night, I drive to Sea Isle, shout
out to Captain Bob Right and this and the beautiful
Starfish cruise liner. I'm texting them and I go, I'm

(20:18):
driving down and I go, dude, there's gonna be no parking.
It's a Friday in summer in Sea Isisle. So I
text Bob Right. I'm like, Bob, I was like, can
I use your parking lot? Thank god he was awake,
and he's like, yeah, parking the parking lot. It's fine.
Well he sleeps in that boat. Oh. I was good, dude.
There was a part of me because they were done

(20:38):
the cruises for the night, so it was all shut down.
I was gonna run up and get in the wheelhouse
and take a picture. We just screw with them, dude.
We should take that boat out. So my wife parks
her car on Friday. I drive down there Friday.

Speaker 4 (20:55):
Night and pick these drunk girls up right, drop them
back off at my at my uncle's place that he's staying,
and take my wife home. My wife may or may
not have peed in the middle school parking.

Speaker 1 (21:11):
Lot of my son. Sounds like she did. May or
may not talk about it. There's nothing wrong with that.
I've done it on the side of the black Horse Pike.
I'm no better. So so it may that may or
may not have happened. So then so then Saturday. So
now her car is still in Seattle. Right, so Friday,

(21:32):
her car is still in Seattle. Saturday, she now has
to go to a graduation party which is in kpe
May County. It's in kate May Courthouse.

Speaker 4 (21:42):
So she hitches a ride with my son and right
like our our our oldest son, she hitches a ride
with him to go to the graduation party. Stays at
her parents house because they get a little drunkie drunk
at this graduation party, which was the neighbors of my
in laws. I get a text yesterday from my uncle

(22:08):
who is staying at his brother in law's place in
Sea Isle, and it pretty much says, when are you
getting your car? And by the way, you have Aunt
Joanne's coat or sweater. And I go, what, this is
a good wild weekend.

Speaker 5 (22:27):
I go.

Speaker 4 (22:28):
I text my wife and I go, this is on you.
You gotta take care of this problem. You gotta figure
this out. So she swears that she talked to my uncle. Right,
uncle Dave, love your uncle Dave. I guess she talked
to my uncle because he's like, this car is just
sitting here in front of the house, right taking up
a spot. And so dude, right now, this was on Friday,

(22:52):
this all started. She is still not picked up the car,
and I don't think we'll pick it up until this afternoon.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
It'd be cool to map her, like when you do
a little of those apps where you ride your bike around,
just to see the lines that go back and forth
with her. So how many miles did she travel over
the weekend so she I could tell she was hungover yesterday,
so she stayed at her parents. Now her parents live
closer to her work. So I even said I text her,
I said, just stay at your parents and I but

(23:22):
I did never. I did not say don't pick your car.

Speaker 6 (23:26):
Yeah, that poor thing said, when you said it was
sitting in Seattle, I thought it was on the side
of a road.

Speaker 1 (23:30):
Somewhere, and it's sitting, but like it's.

Speaker 4 (23:32):
Prime real estate, right, Like a parking spot in Sea
Isle on a weekend is prime real estate. And it's
it's just the cars just sitting there. And Day's got
to be shaking his head, like what just all weekend?
And that's not Uncle Dave's house. Oh yeah, right, it's
his brother in law, who.

Speaker 1 (23:49):
ED shout out to Ed. Ed's a great guy, but
I don't want to be taking up a spot right
in front of his house. You know, I don't know
if he has other company coming. So yeah, dude, dude,
my wife when she parties, she parties. Even if I
if I leave my car at somebody's house overnight, the
first thing I do in the morning, I have to
get that car back because I feel like that's my property.

(24:10):
I don't feel like it's safe anywhere other than my driveway. Dude,
Friday night was so it was so I had to
go pick these drunk girls up, right, So we went
to the old Springfield in Seattle, which is now it's
like a beach bar, and and it's I always say this.
I say, look, I'm coming to get you, so it
means I'm coming to get you. Don't mess around. I

(24:30):
get that you got coming house. They don't have to
hear the band play lit. You don't need any of that, dude.
I got to give a shout out to this. I
believe it's called The Point in Seaile City. Eleven o'clock.
They close up, dude.

Speaker 4 (24:43):
Ten fifty eight, they're playing Closing Time by Semisonic, and
they're pushing all those yuppie sele kids out the door. Yeah,
you know, all the kids with the flip top collars.
They're like, get out of here.

Speaker 1 (24:55):
A wise man once said to me, nothing good ever
happens at midnight. I believe that he would do he
was he would just he would get them all day long,
drinking part of your asses. All come midnight, go to
Atlantic City. This was eleven. When you start doing shots
and that's when fights breakout. Oh, they're like, it's gonna
do a green shot. It's like, I don't want to
do a green T shirt. I want I drove here

(25:15):
to pick you up. I want I want to go home.
That's what I want to do. And so eleven o'clock, dude,
that place wrapped up. Those employees, they got everybody out
the door. Yeah, they were no part of that nonsense.
And then the o d they're gonna have a blast.
Part of her car is still in Sea.

Speaker 4 (25:32):
It's three days late, four days later, almost stickers on it.

Speaker 1 (25:38):
Yeah, look we we get best. He's crazy. We get time, man,
We'll knock out some headlines one hundred point sevens. The
XLS after is These Rocks day z XL Morning showed

(26:01):
a little segment we call Conspiracy Corner Gary G. Garcia
and Studio with us.

Speaker 4 (26:06):
We love Gary g ac jokes dot com is the
website and boy are we lucky when those microphones are
not on you.

Speaker 1 (26:14):
Say some things.

Speaker 4 (26:15):
That that could that could possibly get us canceled.

Speaker 1 (26:19):
Uh. Gary G. Garcia, we love.

Speaker 7 (26:21):
You as I was saying all these things on my podcast.

Speaker 1 (26:26):
Okay, if you want to hear the things we were saying,
you can go to the podcast Rated G.

Speaker 5 (26:31):
With Gary. We talked about this.

Speaker 1 (26:34):
Like I would do it with I would do the
podcast with a voice disguiser and wearing the screen mask.
That's what I would need to do the podcast. But Gary,
one of the things, I'm a comic book dork. It
was funny.

Speaker 4 (26:49):
It's it took a while I had known you for
probably a couple of months, if not a year, to
find out you were kind of like a comic book dog.

Speaker 2 (26:58):
Ude.

Speaker 1 (26:58):
You were you were, and you're a hardcore Kiss fan, which.

Speaker 5 (27:01):
Yeah, I almost want my Kiss shirt today.

Speaker 7 (27:03):
Actually, it's funny you went to see Superman, didn't I
didn't go see it. I got I stole it.

Speaker 6 (27:10):
You know.

Speaker 7 (27:11):
We watched you know, Firestick really the Firesticks to joint. Well,
if I would have waited, this one was because if
it's the whole story behind it. Man, My man's lady.

Speaker 5 (27:25):
Went to go see it, was supposed to see it
with him.

Speaker 7 (27:27):
Yeah, So then he watched it and I'm like, why
are you watching it though? Because your lady's watching it,
And he watched it because the lady was watching He
wanted something to talk about, you know, so whatever, So
I tried to watch it with him. I don't need
It's like, do you really need two hours to tell
me that Superman is gay? Like okay, okay, okay, okay,

(27:49):
so we get it.

Speaker 5 (27:50):
So we get it.

Speaker 7 (27:51):
Superman is homosexual, nothing wrong with that, But you don't
need two hours to tell me that he's a beard.
You know, come on, man, I've never seen the more
gay as Superman. At one point, at one point he shrieks,
you don't remember when he's arguing with Lois and.

Speaker 1 (28:09):
He's like, come on, Lewis, And I'm like, did he
how's the dog?

Speaker 5 (28:12):
Did he just hit a high pitch? And then the dog?

Speaker 1 (28:16):
I forget the dogs.

Speaker 7 (28:17):
They garbage, total savior money, complete gobbage.

Speaker 1 (28:21):
You know I heard now. I talked to a buddy
of ours that is a comic book door.

Speaker 5 (28:25):
And Superman has always been a sucker.

Speaker 1 (28:27):
And he loved it. He loved it. He's always been
a thumbs down from Gary Geeger.

Speaker 5 (28:31):
Superman has always been a sucker. Dude. He's just too much,
He's too super he's Superman.

Speaker 7 (28:36):
I gotta get Kryptonite. I got to go to another
planet to try to destroy this dude.

Speaker 5 (28:42):
Whatever. Yeah, kryptonite from Krypton just still pieces floating.

Speaker 1 (28:45):
Whatever.

Speaker 5 (28:46):
He's garbage.

Speaker 7 (28:47):
He's always been gobbage since Superman Too, Christopher Reeves the
original Superman say Superman too. If you watch that, you'll
see when Superman lost his cajon, dude, when he gave
up everything to be with Lowis. Because Lois was his
first is.

Speaker 1 (29:02):
That the one where he spinned the world around, that's.

Speaker 5 (29:04):
The one where he completely messes up.

Speaker 7 (29:06):
He brings Yeah, he actually bring back time to fix
that mess. Yeah, because he bought Lowis to his place
of solitude, which right off the bat, once you bring
a lady there, it's no longer.

Speaker 5 (29:16):
To place of solitude.

Speaker 7 (29:17):
Now then now your solitude places you are lucky little
man cave right.

Speaker 5 (29:24):
He brings her there his first time.

Speaker 7 (29:26):
He gets busy and he thinks she got that super nana.

Speaker 1 (29:30):
They get busy in the big ice castle.

Speaker 7 (29:32):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, they get busy because the
next day he comes out, his curl is tight, his
suit is the best you ever seen.

Speaker 5 (29:39):
It on him and shut out, and then he calls
his dead parents to tell his dead parents he's in love.

Speaker 1 (29:45):
But you're not going to let her down on ice
So she must have been. It's not over, it's all
they are.

Speaker 5 (29:50):
They hovered, No, it's I think put a blanket down.
I think they hovered. He probably hovered.

Speaker 7 (29:55):
He's superney. Yeah, yeah, you know he did something. It's
not his dingling that super. Otherwise you'd notice that in
the suit.

Speaker 1 (30:04):
It's always the question.

Speaker 5 (30:05):
You know, well, you would notice it in the suit.

Speaker 7 (30:07):
He Bobby has some really good super strokes, but he
ain't going that deep.

Speaker 5 (30:11):
He's not going super deep.

Speaker 1 (30:13):
Always the question.

Speaker 5 (30:14):
Yeah, you would think a normal chick, her head will
get blown off.

Speaker 7 (30:17):
Yeah right, but see that's the thing. She was his first,
so he thought it was super. But no, it's not super.
It was just regular na, Na, but that was your
first so it fell super He calls her mom.

Speaker 5 (30:28):
Duke says, yo, I love her.

Speaker 7 (30:29):
Yeah right, She goes, Yo, but she's a regular, she's
a mortal dog. You need a super woman, you're a superman.
He goes, no, but I love her and she gets
him what he wants. He says, you gotta give up everything.
He gives up everything to be with us. She sees
that going down. Lois sits in the back watches the
whole thing. When it all goes down. What she say,

(30:50):
I can't believe you did that for me. And he goes,
I love you, and she says, I don't know what
to say. He says, just say you love me. And
she cradles him, and I was like.

Speaker 5 (31:00):
Whoa, whoa.

Speaker 7 (31:02):
She doesn't love him because she never loved Clark. She
she loves Superman.

Speaker 5 (31:08):
She didn't get Clarke at the.

Speaker 1 (31:09):
Time of day she.

Speaker 5 (31:12):
Loved. She never loved.

Speaker 7 (31:16):
The message dead Fellas. The message Dead Fellas is that
we as men will choose the road of less resistance.
So what we do is we change for our ladies.
You know, we stop drinking all the time, We stop
hanging with our boys. We stopped being Superman, we become
Clark Kent and then your lady looks at you, like,
who the hell is this? Yes, because she never loved

(31:37):
Clark Kent. She always loves Superman.

Speaker 1 (31:39):
Make so much sense.

Speaker 5 (31:44):
Talk to you about the Mountain Dew conspiracies, man.

Speaker 1 (31:46):
Okay, I've been hearing this.

Speaker 7 (31:48):
Yes, this apparently every new flavor correlates with a disaster.

Speaker 1 (31:52):
Every time Mountain Dude puts out a new flavor, something happens,
Like an eleven happened.

Speaker 5 (31:57):
Nine eleven was code red.

Speaker 7 (31:59):
Yeah know, then they had uh, then they had.

Speaker 1 (32:03):
On before the how long before it that that?

Speaker 5 (32:08):
You know, I was so into the Epstein thing all weekend,
so I like, I touched this. I didn't I have
heard but came out. Nine to eleven happened.

Speaker 7 (32:17):
Then you had the Mountain Due Maui blast and.

Speaker 1 (32:23):
You adds okay boy.

Speaker 7 (32:26):
Then you had the Mountain Dew Star Spangled splash, and uh,
the Bridge came down, which is the Francis Scott Bridge
and he's.

Speaker 5 (32:33):
The one who wrote Spangled banner.

Speaker 7 (32:37):
And then they just released another one something splash And
now we just had the you know, the floods over
in Texas.

Speaker 1 (32:45):
Look at this mountain dew killing the world.

Speaker 6 (32:47):
Well you know the mountain dew was called the kids
camp splash, right, something like that. But I'll tell you this, man, Yeah,
this definitely something going on with the weather, like they're
definitely due.

Speaker 5 (33:03):
I'm at the point now.

Speaker 7 (33:04):
That I feel if there's three nice days in a row,
someone's losing their job.

Speaker 1 (33:09):
It's crazy. Now nobody talks about the switch.

Speaker 7 (33:11):
They were like the three days ago without a fog,
without a dense fog control, tornadoes, getting tornado windows.

Speaker 5 (33:21):
I mean tornado warnings. Remember last year.

Speaker 7 (33:23):
When you came to the show, what was I talking about,
We're gonna have tornadoes in Atlantic City? Well now again
tornado warnings.

Speaker 1 (33:32):
To what you say?

Speaker 4 (33:34):
And you brought up something last year and you said
you don't think rain is real anymore?

Speaker 5 (33:39):
No, dude, fake, it's fake.

Speaker 7 (33:41):
The other day when it was storming, that big storm
came inside dry, everything else was wet.

Speaker 5 (33:46):
I came inside.

Speaker 1 (33:47):
I was Now, here's what they are doing in places
in the Middle East like Dubai. They are creating their
own weather systems. Of course, by I forget, it's cloud something.

Speaker 5 (33:59):
Cloud seating is.

Speaker 7 (34:01):
So they can't they ask me these questions. They will
answer them for you. And this isn't even like conspiracy theory,
because one they show that they can create fog. Now,
all of a sudden, we got this fog that's so
dense it's ridiculous. I've been using a fog machine for
years when I.

Speaker 5 (34:23):
Even my old band.

Speaker 7 (34:24):
That's to sell the machines. Now they got big ones
that create fog like you wouldn't believe else. That's it, dude.
They got this fake rain. Rain don't bounce people. They
got this.

Speaker 1 (34:35):
Fake rain going rain aren't real.

Speaker 7 (34:38):
Well, but look, I honestly think if it flies as spies,
I think that there's got to be it's gotta be
some fake birds. Why wouldn't there be fake bird?

Speaker 1 (34:49):
Have you ever seen a baby pigeon?

Speaker 5 (34:52):
No?

Speaker 7 (34:52):
Man, that's because they grow up in nice neighborhoods and
then they get evicted. They get gentified pigeons, nothing more
than gentified doves.

Speaker 4 (35:03):
All right, Lookia, I love you. Where can people find.

Speaker 5 (35:07):
Another thing with the mountain dew?

Speaker 1 (35:08):
Real quo.

Speaker 7 (35:09):
They also said that it lowers your sperm count. That
was another conspiracy, that it lowers the sperm count, And
that's why you find it's so prevalent. In the hood
where you find the Puerto Ricans and the Blacks doing
their things so that they can you know, it's a well,
that's what they're saying. I don't think that they don't
really need mountain dew for that man. They got them
convinced with abortions, so they're doing the job themselves, you know,

(35:32):
feeling off.

Speaker 1 (35:33):
You know what's crazy is back in the day when
we grew up, we always heard that there was always
a rumor that the government dropped crack into Yes, of course,
of course they never never believed it.

Speaker 5 (35:44):
I'm starting to believe they did.

Speaker 7 (35:46):
Do you honestly do you think do you think that
a coke head came up with crack?

Speaker 5 (35:52):
Do you think that someone who was.

Speaker 7 (35:54):
Sniffing coke said, you know what, what what would happen
if I threw this into water?

Speaker 1 (35:59):
If I took this.

Speaker 5 (36:00):
Whole eight ball that I got and I threw.

Speaker 7 (36:02):
It into water and threw baking soda in it. I
wonder if it would come back as a rock that
I could smoke.

Speaker 5 (36:10):
With the chance that I might lose that whole eight
ball not gonna happen.

Speaker 7 (36:15):
No, someone did that first and showed it to a
drug addicte crazy and then the drug addict said, Yo,
check out what my man who happened to work for
the CIA showed me, and that he cooked it. And
then they started making cookies. And then the next thing
you know, you got New Jack City.

Speaker 5 (36:32):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 7 (36:33):
Yeahs from you know, being a little domo, so freaking
you know, thug life on his belly, all because of crack.

Speaker 3 (36:43):
Man.

Speaker 7 (36:43):
It's getting scarier to let people know. Check out the
new episode of Rated G with Gary gego Se and
Brian Telcata wherever you get podcasts, and also check me
out of Acjokes dot com.

Speaker 5 (36:53):
Man, I'm out there all week.

Speaker 1 (36:54):
Go check him out, dude. Ajokes dot com is the website. Gary,
We love you, buddy, We get back man.

Speaker 3 (37:00):
Just trash, oh long trash.

Speaker 1 (37:12):
Anything thirty on doty anything racket rock or roughing.

Speaker 5 (37:20):
Thy long trash.

Speaker 4 (37:25):
Hey, here's some trash for you. Scarlett Johansson, she was
just in a movie. Uh what a Jurassic Park movie.

Speaker 1 (37:34):
Yeah, we saw. I guess it was a bomb. I
don't think it did very well as some dinosaurs then
it was cool other than the screw.

Speaker 4 (37:41):
That up you just put dinosaurs in it, but I
think they made it real woke or something.

Speaker 1 (37:46):
They put this, they put this Hispanic family in it,
that they're out on a sailboat. Now that this is
the reason that you're calling them a Hispanic family. No,
they just they're like from Colombia and the dads out
there just kid in a sailboat. But so they're South America.
The older that's banging the daughter of the guy on
the boat like, he's just he's just dumb. Like it's
so dumb, Like what it was a bad movie written

(38:09):
into the story. I don't know why you forced the
Columbia family in.

Speaker 4 (38:12):
I don't think it made a ton of money. And
now Superman came out this weekend and destroyed so.

Speaker 1 (38:17):
And there was no Iron Man. Captain America wasn't in.

Speaker 4 (38:21):
It, and it was so weird that Iron Man wasn't
in Jurassic Park. Well, it was a whole different run
because you know, you had the Originals the first three,
then you had the Chris Pratt ones.

Speaker 1 (38:34):
Yeah, there was no star Lord either, and this one
was a whole it was a prequel or something like that,
so it had nothing to do with the connection to
Jurassic Park. Yeah, I don't know. I missed like the
first couple of minutes, and that was.

Speaker 4 (38:48):
Oh she rented a yacht from the cast when they
were promoting a film.

Speaker 1 (38:53):
Oh cool. So I mean, yeah, she's got a lot
of money, dude, Scarlet Johansson, I get it.

Speaker 5 (38:57):
That's cool.

Speaker 1 (38:57):
I rented a tiki boat for September for some friends.
Black Widow. Yeah, dude, what'd you get, Charlie? You got
it for free? Dude. I know what happened is election
behind the curtain is I DJ these booze cruises on Thursday,
And every time I go to get paid from Bob,
it's a ah man, you know, put up my tab.
I'm like, well you tabbed like eight hundred bucks, So
do you want to pay it? Or can I get
a free boat? Yeah? We did that.

Speaker 4 (39:18):
We did that tiki boat last summer. Let's just say
Captain Bob. He didn't cut me a deal, Bob.

Speaker 1 (39:23):
We called him. It's like, I was like, well, I
was like, I don't know if this card is gonna
get the climbed. Rosie o'donald is fireback. We talked about
it and had lines. Donald Trump, our president.

Speaker 4 (39:35):
Said that he might revoke Rosie o'donald citizenship.

Speaker 1 (39:38):
She has responded. She said that Donald Trump is a
criminal con man. Yeah, but I'll tell you what if
he tries to pull it. I wonder if she weasels
out and says, please don't because I may be coming
back to the United States. Prince Harry and King Charles.
It's weird to say King Charles just because it was
the Queen forever. They're trying now to make amends with

(40:03):
the redheaded kid who married the girl who opened up
briefcases for Howie Mandel. Which one was on Epstein Island,
which which royalty? That was Prince Albert. Yeah, it's the brother.
That's King Charles brother. And that's also where you get
the bar through the penis guy, right, that's also called
a Prince Albert. That's the Prince Albert. Yes, and then
also is that named after him? Then yes, I'm gonna

(40:27):
say yes. And then also, don't forget the good old prank.
Do you have Prince Albert and can you better let
him out? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (40:37):
Eric stone Street that's the guy. He he was on
Modern Family. He was half of the gay couple on
Modern Family, which not gay in real life.

Speaker 1 (40:49):
Really well. He played it was he was.

Speaker 4 (40:52):
He was he was the bear they calls, a huge
Kansas City Chiefs fan. And he's good friends with Travis Kelcey,
who was the tight end for the Kansas City Chiefs.
And he said that he loves that him and Travis
Kelsey and Taylor Swift are dating and said they're a
great match and he's hung out with them multiple times.

(41:13):
I guess he was out promoting there's a new Dexter show.

Speaker 1 (41:17):
Yes, I saw this.

Speaker 4 (41:18):
You know, Dexter's back, and so he's a villain in
the show. Vanessa hutchins she is expecting a second baby.
She's a very attractive young lady. She's pregnant. And we'll
wrap it up with this Brody Jenner. We don't hear
much about Brody Jenner. That is the son of Bruce Jenner.

(41:42):
When Bruce was Bruce, when Bruce was a nineteen seventy
six gold medal decathlete, he had sex with women and
had a son, and that son is Brody. And then Bruce,
Caitlyn and Brody just got married over the weekend and

(42:06):
Caitlyn attended the wedding.

Speaker 1 (42:08):
Well, he's overshadowed by the two daughters because they seem
to be doing pretty well for themselves forget.

Speaker 4 (42:13):
Yeah, yeah, I mean the Kardashian daughters. Yeah, that was
post Brody and Brody has actually come out and interviews
Brody I believe was on some reality shows too. But
Brody has come out and said that he feels like
he left him and the mom high and dry that

(42:33):
did the hook up with those Kardashian brauds.

Speaker 1 (42:35):
Does Kitlyn go do we go gown or do we
do like a pants suit for the wedding? You see
you have any pictures there from it?

Speaker 4 (42:43):
But I have seen Caitlyn Jenner on shows trying to
walk in heels, and it's hilarious because Bruce Jenner is
a nineteen seventy six gold medal mailed to Kathleen.

Speaker 1 (42:58):
He's a runner man, dude.

Speaker 4 (43:00):
He he was the epitome of what a male athlete
should be and watching him walk in heels is hilarious.

Speaker 1 (43:08):
Yeah, to see to see her out there just dancing
away and heels and he do you bring flats? She's
doing the cha cha slide. That's that what you're saying.
Looks like Chebbacca out there on the dance floor with
the hair flying everywhere. There you go some trash for you.
The supply chains beIN bottle naked and you're fixing the
whole gown. Okay, slow down there, hothead deal. Hey, good

(43:33):
morning z XL. Hey, Hey, how are you man?

Speaker 3 (43:40):
Doing well?

Speaker 1 (43:40):
Thanks for asking? How was your weekend? Nice? What'd you do?
Let's catch you up? Yeah? What'd you do this weekend?
All right? Good call? Man? Hello? Hello? Hello man? Hello?
All right? Well that's that well, that well, that makes
that went splendid. Yeah you're still there. Okay, let's go,

(44:04):
we're back. We're let's skip the small talk. You got
midget wrestling tickets?

Speaker 8 (44:08):
Bud?

Speaker 2 (44:09):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (44:09):
Hell yeah yeah, hell yeah, dude, you're right man, yeah, awesome,
all right, buddy, what's your name? What do you do?
What's your job?

Speaker 3 (44:19):
Damn? Charter boat captain d.

Speaker 1 (44:22):
And the charter boat captain? All right, boat? What's the
charter boat? You have? Relentless fishing? Relentless fishing? Where are
you out of? All right? Okay, nice man, you got
any charters today? No, I'm off. Let me tell you
my charter boat nightmare. And this isn't on you at all.
So my buddy does this thing for his birthday, right,
he wants to go out fishing. Now, it costs like

(44:43):
four hundred dollars a person. But you're going fishing, yeah,
he says, hey, man, but we're gonna come back with tuna, Man,
more tuna than you know what to do with. Yeah,
but you know you can buy it in a cam. Yeah.
But I so, I clean out my freezer. I'm thinking, Okay,
I'm gonna come back with pounds of tuna steaks. It's
gonna be worth it me justifying the four hundred dollars
to my wife. I'm coming back with. Yeah. Yeah, I
came back with nothing. I got sick. I was stuck
in a boat for eight hours. I'm vomiting and we

(45:06):
caught nothing. Nothing. Dude, it happens. It's a big c
This guy wasn't there. This guy obviously knows. Dan knows
where to go to get dam fish.

Speaker 4 (45:14):
I'll tell you what, Dan from Relentless charter boat Fishing
knows what he's doing.

Speaker 1 (45:19):
You'll always catch fish. Appreciate that, Not Dan, Dave, Oh
day day Dave, Dave. All right, I'm relentless fish.

Speaker 4 (45:29):
Has has anyone ever charted the boat to catch a
big shark?

Speaker 3 (45:36):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (45:36):
Yeah? Did you ever need a bigger boat. See what
I did there? See what I did there?

Speaker 8 (45:46):
All right?

Speaker 1 (45:47):
I got I got all right, you stay on hold,
but you got midget wrestling tickets. All right. We are
the ZXL Morning Show right here on a hundred point
sevens the Excel, South Jersey's rock station, streaming on that
iHeart radio app. We love it.

Speaker 4 (46:02):
Hey, big shout out, and I still kind of have
it on my hand. Golden nugget for having us out
on Saturday on the deck. And the band run Down Romeo,
which was a band seven Stone, which used to you know,
hop around and was very popular back in the day. Uh,
they've rebranded after adding a few members and they're now

(46:27):
called Rundown Romeo and Dude, they played the Deck and
they're nice enough to let me host it and they
kill it.

Speaker 1 (46:34):
Yeah right, I love it. This is their thing. Man
Bug loves the stuff.

Speaker 4 (46:37):
So Bug, the lead singer, is the best. So once again,
they only play once a month. So we were there
in June. I was there last this past Saturday. Yeah, funeral.
I couldn't. I was at a funeral Saturday. I'll started,
I'll be honest. Yeah, there was a lot of talk
you were cheating on them because you were at another

(47:00):
bar with another cover band and they were not happy
about it, and they knew about it. I'm just saying
they knew about it.

Speaker 8 (47:06):
All.

Speaker 1 (47:06):
I felt dirty when I took a picture from Le
Scala with good Man Fish.

Speaker 4 (47:10):
So you know, look, all I had the easiest job
in the world. All I got to do is go
up there and introduce the guys. And they're such good guys, right,
but Bug the lead singer, Man, he really makes the
night out of it because they only do it once
a month, so they have a little dressing room and
then he's like, he's like, all right, come on. He's like,
he's like yo, yo, yo yo, get up, get up,

(47:31):
get up to the dressing room with us.

Speaker 1 (47:32):
Man, we're gonna go. And dude, they do shots of
this coffee patron ye trying to stay away because it's
nine thirty.

Speaker 4 (47:42):
It's disgusting. Yeah, it's disgusting. And I love these guys
and I'm all for a shot. But I'm like, dude,
this I can't. I can't handle it.

Speaker 1 (47:48):
Now.

Speaker 4 (47:51):
What I didn't know is that he you know, he
he plays the part of a lead singer of a band. Dude,
he's got he's got long locks, right, blonde hair, you know, flowing.

Speaker 6 (48:05):
He's like the aerosmith of the Golden Nugget. He actually
puts a fan on him.

Speaker 1 (48:10):
Stop it, dude, dude, okay on stage, okay, because I
get the you know, I get to see the bed
behind the scenes, he puts a fan on stage to
blow his Hairbeck, stop it. Yep. Oh wow, that is
so so. Now see here's my favorite part. And it's
and it was very sweet. Meanwhile, poor guys behind in
the drum kits sweating has a fan for his hair. Yes, yeah,

(48:32):
keep talking, I want to hear more.

Speaker 4 (48:33):
So it was very sweet. Bugs Like, hey, man, I
just want to let you know. And he introduces me
to his daughter. He was like, I'm twenty years old,
twenty one whatever she was and he uh, he says, hey,
she's going to sing a couple songs with us tonight.
I was like, that's awesome, dude. Like she she went
up there, don't did don't stop believing, you know, killed
by the way she killed it. So now we're all

(48:54):
back in the dressing room and I'm watching these guys
get ready, you know, and they got some nerves that
are hit the stage and dude, there's probably a thousand
people on the deck.

Speaker 1 (49:03):
Right, the one guy changed his shirt again.

Speaker 4 (49:04):
Yes, they had change, dude, they have change, they have
alpha changes.

Speaker 1 (49:08):
Yeah. But what I didn't know was the ball busting
that everyone does to the lead singer of this band,
Rundown Romeo, to which is Bug. They're jealous. He's the superstick,
but I got him down. He's the big fish to
this twenty twenty one year old girl. His daughter the
biggest ball buster. Yeah, and she's just.

Speaker 4 (49:29):
Just constantly braiding her dad and just trying to take
him down a notch.

Speaker 1 (49:34):
Well, yeah, that's what you get from kids. And you know,
my kids a little too young to ball bust me.
But it's like, you do know you're you're your dad
and you're up there on stage. You got the fan
blowing your your your your blonde hair, yeah, you know,
you got the fan blowing his hair. Was fantastic, And
I think he's I think they're all wearing sneakers too,
because it's better for their backs, right, you know orthopedics,

(49:54):
they're wearing orthopediss so they got those going on. It's like,
you know, you gotta break, you gotta bring your dad down.
Because I don't know, Oh, your dad thinks he's a
he is a.

Speaker 4 (50:01):
Stop watching it gave me faith in this generation watching
her bust her dad's balls the way she did. Yeah,
you know, and then she killed it. Then she went
up on stage and killed it. But it was uh,
it was fun and so big shout out Golden Nugget
the deck of the Golden Nuggart. We're going to be
back out there. I don't know the exact day, but
sometime in August they're going to be doing another show and.

Speaker 1 (50:23):
I'll be there. I'll be out for that one and
a September show too, And I'll.

Speaker 4 (50:27):
Tell you, man, it's like a time machine because you know,
these guys are local guys from the mains landing at
Seek in a Garba township area to there were people
popping up that I haven't seen in twenty twenty five
years and they're like, oh, man, I remember you back
in two thousand and one or two thousand and two.

Speaker 1 (50:43):
And I'm like, really, it's like a reunion. Everybody comes together.
So you just saw how fatter I got. Look we
we get back.

Speaker 8 (50:53):
Man.

Speaker 1 (50:53):
What do a thing called you think you have at
you think you've got it bad. I don't think we
have it bad.

Speaker 4 (51:09):
In Dubai, a five star restaurant is putting its menu
in the hands of an AI chef, right, artificial intelligence.

Speaker 1 (51:17):
Yeah, this is gonna be a thing.

Speaker 4 (51:19):
Wuohoo is set to open in September, with artificial intelligence
figuring out the menu and deciding what people should be eating.
The AI chef is named Ahman and has been trained
on decades of food science research, molecular composition data, and
a thousand recipes from cooking traditions around the world. I guess, however,

(51:44):
the actual food will be prepared by a human.

Speaker 1 (51:47):
Yeah. See, like a nice dive bar, right, you want
to bartender there? Yeah? When you go into like a
club or something like that where you don't have a
connection with the person. I mean, what if I had
an app and I'm like, okay, I go to this
place and I hook up like I do the the
jukeboxes they have now in places, I'm like, okay, I'm
with a Long Island iced tea, but it knows exactly
the Long Islandized team mix that I want, and I

(52:08):
can get the perfect Long Island Ized tea everywhere I go.
You could have a robot behind there at a nightclub, again,
you don't have that. It's one of these nightclubs nights.

Speaker 4 (52:19):
If it's a nightclub where the bartender always doing his
hand and need a drink. But see, like I I
like to go to that dive bar, that corner bar
and have the conversation, make friends, talk to that bartender, right,
I like?

Speaker 1 (52:32):
I like that. Yes, But if I'm just at a
bar where it's just you know, I'm screaming over nine
people for a Miller Lite, you know, then yes, I
don't care if it's a robot, like when you and
I go out dancing on the weekends, like it's so
hard I can't hear. We're in the Discothechu, Yeah, we're dancing.
I'm trying to hear your order so I can go
get us around. We're there, Jerry Blavitt's DJ.

Speaker 4 (52:54):
If you're if you're looking to take care of your
physical and financial health, it is in your best interest
not to get bitten by a copperhead snake. A woman
was bitten by a copperhead snake had to go to
the hospital and get anti voum. What do you think
the bill was for the anti votum? Well, I assume
that's not covered on Erny insurance.

Speaker 1 (53:12):
I guess not. It's a five dollars two hundred thousand dollars,
but it's going to keep you alive. Keep you alive,
do you die or you pay the money.

Speaker 4 (53:21):
In Massachusetts, a collectible shop has been a victim of
a Pokeman heightst cost them about one hundred grand. New Bedford, Uh,
it was a first edition collectibles, right, I guess that's
what it's called. New Bedford's First Edition Collectibles reported a
break in on Tuesday. The thief purportedly made off with
a handful of Pokeman cards, including five to seven rare cards.

Speaker 1 (53:45):
The store is.

Speaker 4 (53:46):
Run by three guys, and they're now asking customers and
dealers to keep out keep an eye out for the cards,
which they estimate were about one hundred thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (53:56):
Yeah, those individual packs are a scam man like my
kid will pick it up. Your old likes Pokey Man
or whatever. My kid did that for a little bit, like, ah,
these are garbage. I'm like, well then why did you
get them? But do take ten garbage cards and get
two good ones from people that don't you know, they
don't know what they have. But I guess if you
know what you're doing.

Speaker 4 (54:13):
Problem, his kids don't know what they're doing, so you're
just buying stupid packs of cards. But like those Logan brothers, Uh,
the one that's a boxer and the other one is
a wrestler and they do like YouTube stuff. Uh, they
got a dude. They have invested in Pokemon and made
a killing. One guy wears one around his neck. Yeah, dude,
he's dude, not even kidnap. I think he spent like

(54:34):
five million on that.

Speaker 1 (54:37):
You know that.

Speaker 4 (54:37):
Stupid other brother the boxes he but he boxes like
old like athletes, celebrities.

Speaker 1 (54:42):
It's like a celebrity boxing kind of dude. I was
watching an interview yesterday with him. Forty million a year
he makes off those stupid boxing matches.

Speaker 8 (54:50):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (54:51):
Yeah, yeah, I'd do it too. I'd fight Tyson. Why not, dude?

Speaker 4 (54:54):
And and and their best Him and Tyson are like
best friends. So like Tyson took it easy on him.

Speaker 1 (55:00):
Yeah, oh yeah. There was a couple of times he
lined them up, even Tyson, like there was a there
was a signal to center like hey man, just settle down.
This is just today.

Speaker 4 (55:07):
This is supposed to be an exhibition, even a six
year old Tyson. You take a hit from him, it's
gonna hurt.

Speaker 1 (55:13):
Yeah, I could. I would take a hit from a
six year old man hurt and XL, South Jersey's rock
station ZXL. I was watching last night. Was falling asleep too.
You were watching You'll Never Need to Let Me get you?
Watching reruns of l A Law. No, never watched the show. No,
Coran Burnson, the Great Cormyn Burnson. I usually fall asleep

(55:35):
to either the Office or Family Guy, two of my
go to You still watch regular TV? Well it's on
my uh yeah, yeah, because it's on the Dude, I
couldn't YouTube. I got the YouTube TV, so it's always on. Yeah,
I can't. I couldn't tell you, man, last time, I
like watch like actually regular cable TV. Well, once I
get my w NBA games, Where do you get your
w NBA games from? Not even kid, man, listen, it's

(56:00):
up I do I get. I have Hulu. I'll watch
the Phillies because I have to. That's usually on Comcast
Sports Net. Yeah. But other than that, yeah, man, like.

Speaker 4 (56:09):
Unless like football, like you know, yeah, that's that's really
the only thing I do that. Everything else is streaming,
Like I joke, but I don't joke like I bet
on the W n b A, the Liberty. These these
broads in New York, Man, they cover spreads like crazy
right around.

Speaker 1 (56:25):
That eight or nine point mark. Me, I'm cleaning up
w like my buddy text me. Yes, he's like, is
am I the general for betting on tennis? It's like, no, man,
I bet on come on, yeah, yeah, I turned it
on last night. It's the.

Speaker 4 (56:38):
Wait a minute, oh boy, oh boy, it is oh boy.

Speaker 1 (56:43):
Uh, there's a thing for it anyway, it's uh oh
the pillow Fighting Championship.

Speaker 4 (56:49):
I don't know how that works, brou The whole thing
with a pillow fight is that doesn't hurt.

Speaker 1 (56:55):
Yes, So I'm like, okay, I gotta see if this
is real, and I think it's on the Spanish esp
You ever get hit with a pillow and like somebody
does it real aggressively, it does hurt, or you get
caught in the eye with a corner or something like that. Well,
it's usually the force of a pillow that puts you
into a table or a wall. So I have been
hit like that, yes, especially if you get hit like

(57:15):
in the in the head hard enough. So I turn
it on just as like the ring announcer, like they
got a real ring announcer. One guy's from another country.
The so, who's watching this? Come on? I don't know, dude,
I'm sitting there. It's like a car accident. I can't
turn it off online. It's like two grown jacked men
are in there.

Speaker 3 (57:31):
Now.

Speaker 1 (57:31):
They got pill They each have a pillow and it's
exactly as dumb as you think it is. Yeah, somehow
it made it the TV. They're too The pillows weigh
two pounds. I thought if maybe they were like a
heavy bag like they you could knock somebody out with.
I believe that's what a boxing glove is, two pounds,
I believe. So, well, this is a force with your handler.
You gotta swing it. Wrong with that, I could be

(57:51):
I could be way off with that. And these guys
like like this. One guy had a move where he
would spin around and hope to catch the guy in
the face with a pillow. But it doesn't matter how
wrong you are. A two pound pillow a pillow.

Speaker 4 (58:03):
So Dana White has invested a guy from the UFC
has invested in the slap fighting where these people slap
each other.

Speaker 1 (58:12):
Dude and they just get knocked out cold. I would
watch it and it is it's on.

Speaker 4 (58:17):
It's it's on like TBS or TNT, like one of
these channels has this slap fighting.

Speaker 1 (58:22):
And that's real, Like I mean that's real. Yeah, that's
real force, Like you can you can slash somebody hard
enough where their their brain jars into their skull and
they pass out. That's what boxing is. But it's like
pillow fight and the guys are like in great shape.
They looked like UFC fighters stuff, like, are you guys
really wasting your time on pillow fighting? It had too
there was people in the stands.

Speaker 4 (58:41):
So I've been on a big boxing kick and Jim
Lampley was just on Joe Rogan, So it threw me
kind of into a nostalgia about boxing. Jim Lampley was
the guy who called boxing matches for HBO for thirty years.
And I went back and you want, if you want
to take a trip and see guys who you're watching

(59:03):
them get brain damage, go back and watch Marvin Hagler
and Tommy Hearns and the first round of their fight,
both of the guys completely forgot how to fight, like
they had no defense and They're just they're just hitting
each other over and it's like a Rocky movie because
everyone always busts the Rocky movies balls because it's like,

(59:25):
this is not how boxing is done.

Speaker 6 (59:26):
Well I was yet, when I've watched my first Tyson fight,
I'm like, where's the action.

Speaker 1 (59:30):
There's a lot of hogs.

Speaker 4 (59:31):
Yeah, yeah, and you watch Marvin Hagler Tommy hearns these
guys in the first round. Dude, I don't know how
they didn't both die. They're just one punch after the other.

Speaker 1 (59:45):
There's no defense. They're just swinging away, watching those brains
just bang it to the back of the seas man.
It's fun to watch. It's fun to watch.

Speaker 4 (59:54):
It's these guys, man, they deserve the hundred million dollars
pay days because they're not gonna get honest, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:00:00):
If they're gonna you know, they're gonna remember tomorrow. Well anyway,
I know you're gonna ask. There was no knockout in
Pillow Face, so no one goes, Yeah, what's the end goal? Dude,
I don't know. I don't know how they won. They're
gonna leepover. I'm watching Okay. At first I thought it
was girls in lingerie and I'm like, okay, well now
we're talking. It was two grown men. They're gonna put

(01:00:21):
their bras in the freezer. What's going on there? Heybody,
thanks for your calls today. Always welcome bum this show. Glad
when you're all part of stay there. We'll kick off
that rock block on lunch point seven the XL stap
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Speaker 8 (01:00:34):
Aren't you smiling?

Speaker 5 (01:00:36):
When you're smiling?

Speaker 3 (01:00:38):
Over?

Speaker 2 (01:00:40):
Smiles at you?

Speaker 8 (01:00:42):
And one eleven the sun comes shining through when you're crying,
You're very long. They're in stop We'll be happy.

Speaker 1 (01:00:58):
Where are you smiling? Smiling?

Speaker 5 (01:01:00):
Keep on smiling?

Speaker 2 (01:01:03):
I smile dropping it out man, I.

Speaker 6 (01:01:07):
Know you guys are all my love to look at
you guys on my way.

Speaker 1 (01:01:10):
To work the rings shoot, I got yeah warming up
Chip and I'm like, I'm down shoo here we're rocking. Hey,
thank you?

Speaker 2 (01:01:16):
You shot you the beast?

Speaker 5 (01:01:18):
How you do y'ah?

Speaker 6 (01:01:19):
Keep me laughing?

Speaker 1 (01:01:20):
Man, you guys are great. Good morning guys are HILARI
let me Scotty, Oh god, is it my radio or
it's are you only broadcasting in mana? I get them
the hell out of here with you rowing out this
is the ring that's in DJ, Like, if you're on it,
I would listened to it.

Speaker 5 (01:01:38):
Man, getting up in the mornings doesn't suck anymore.

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