TUESDAY 7-15-25

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:04):
Wake Up, Wake Up, Wake up, Wake up.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
In a world of dull, mediocre radio, in a time
of regulations and rules, under the scrutiny of bosses and management,
one show breaks all the rules to deliver entertaining, compelling
and educated radio and stand about all the rest.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
And this show.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
Isn't it?

Speaker 1 (00:43):
Hey man? What's happening? Good morning? Okay, So.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
Pleasantville and West Atlantic City they never disappoint. Okay, this
morning traffic light, pleasant Ville. A guy is on a
child's BMX bike grown male adults.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
Pegs. You have pegs in the back for his buddy.
You know what I couldn't I didn't see pegs. I
didn't look for pegs was a plate on the front
with a number. It was. Pegs were awesome as a kid.

Speaker 3 (01:16):
Though, Sure you'd get there and you'd just be You
didn't have to do that weird thing where you had
to put your hands on your buddy's shoulders, but like
it was still cool.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
Yeah, you weren't on the handlebars, so that was nice.
Now did you ever ride on someone's handlebars? Dude? It's
scary because like you got you got nothing. If you
go down, you're the first one to go and that's
a child behind you operating is so.

Speaker 3 (01:40):
Crossing the crosswalk like it's super normal. Adult male on
a children's BMX bike. He has a fireboot, like a
boot of a fireman on one leg, a sneaker on
the other with like booty shorts on at a tech time. Well,

(02:04):
it did rain last night, so I understand the waterproof
boot give but it's one.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
He had one of them. He didn't have a pair.
He had one of them, and he was bicycling across
the black Horse. Now in his defense, but not really.
My child when he was real young, would put his
different shoes on it say no, no, man, you got
the wrong shoes on.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
But I think he was three. This guy, I would
probably put this guy at thirty five. Uh huh yeah, Oh,
I don't know. I don't know where he was going
or coming from. But it was uh, it was interesting.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
If the road was flooded, he could hop on one
foot across without getting his sock wet.

Speaker 3 (02:41):
I tried to grab my phone to take a picture,
but I didn't get it in time to send it
to you. But I did send a text message to
you to remind me to talk about it.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
Is that by the Duncan right there. Yep, yeah, one
hundred percent. The other morning. You know, it was a woman.
She was got talk I thought she was. I didn't
know she was singing, but she was. I think she
was talking to herself. She got dangerously close to my
car where I had a thing where you have to
lock it, but you don't want them to hear you
locking it.

Speaker 3 (03:05):
Oh my mom used to do that when you're in
bad neighborhood. So you would just hear that because it
was the old school.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
Cadillacs, and you would hear the big conchunk of the locks,
you know, those big metal locks would just go and
lock down. You gotta nothing makes you feel worse than
locking your car, you know, in front of somebody thinking
they're gonna harm you in some way. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:26):
I mean this guy good easily. I mean he was
fabably six feet from my car. But he was just
having a time on a kid's BMX bike with one
fire men's boot and a sneaker on the other.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
And there's really nothing let's say that gentleman, he decided
to pick that bike up and throw it at your
car and run. What are you doing it? How are
you ever gonna find that guy, but he is screwed.

Speaker 3 (03:50):
Up your morning? And what's gonna happen? Do you think
I'm gonna get any money.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
For that guy? Is he gonna show up in the
court with a boot on everybody? It's Tuesday. We're gonna
find a ZXL workforce employer the day. I think it's
still Mitche. It's Mitch of wrestling weeks. So we got
Midchet wrestling tickets. We're gonna hook you ut with that
coming up just a little bit. Yeah, we're gonna do
it shortly. Come on, man, that was very small of you.

(04:16):
And so one hundred point seven is the EXL South
Jersey's rock station. See XL Morning Show. Good morning, everybody?
Do you have that? Do it live? I can go
alrighte it and we'll do it lit and things sucks.
I'm scotti. Good morning.

Speaker 3 (04:33):
Here's some news foul us Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday morning. The
Supreme Court yesterday agreed to pause a lower court order
that required the Department of Education, which is run by
the woman who used to help run the WWE, to
reinstate nearly fourteen hundred employees who had been laid off
while proceedings over the Trump administration's efforts to dismantle the

(04:56):
agency continue. At one point, she was in a coma
and her now ex husband Vince McMahon made out with
another wrestler in front of her.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
What a shame. I felt so bad. I know it's scripted,
I get it, but that he's really kissing some hot
brawl in front of his wife. Yeah, I know, Jesus.
The Secretary of Education, Well, I hope she does a
good job. You know, she's a businesswoman.

Speaker 3 (05:24):
A Pennsylvania man who was arrested after hidden cameras were
found inside public bathrooms in Ocean City was denied bail yesterday.
Thirty eight year old Harold Perkins of Philadelphia was he
had placed hidden cameras. They captured numerous people, including fifteen
to twenty children, in these bathrooms in Ocean City.

Speaker 1 (05:42):
With Ocean City, we don't do this stuff and bring
a team. Don't get me started. We've had a bad run.
It's been a tough couple of years. That was this
by the massage parlor that kicked it off. That was
that was pre COVID. The massage parlor that was that
was a tough That was a black eye last year.
Kids started, you know, acting up on the boardwalk. That

(06:05):
was another one. Yeah, Wildwood is now the class. Oh
there was a guy cut his mom's head off too
in Ocean City. Yeahs as bad too. Yeah, it's been
a bad run. It's been a bad I go to
Wildwood because it's cleaner and safer. Now, the US government
said yesterday it is immediately placing a seventeen percent duty

(06:27):
on most fresh Mexican tomatoes after negotiations ended without agreement
about terrace. Proponents say the import tax will help rebuild
the shrinking US tomato industry. I didn't know that we
were losing our tomato industry. I don't like tomatos to
do whatever you want with them, don't. We have a
huge tomato industry here. Isn't like Hamilton, known for blueberries

(06:48):
and tomatoes. Tomato seems to be like a well, I know,
Jersey corn Well, Jersey tomatoes is definitely a thing. Okay,
so yeah, I'm here in Jersey, we may not have
a problem. But I guess if you're in I don't know,
North Dakota, this may affect you. I didn't know that
we got a majority of our tomatoes from Mexico.

Speaker 3 (07:06):
That's news. What about sports Seattle Mariners star.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
Uh cow rab rally. My son will tap his fingers
together when he found it out cow ra le col rally.
He he won the home run derby last night. It's
All Star week, so the fills are all for a while.

Speaker 3 (07:29):
Uh so, yeah, I guess this guy is the first
catcher ever to win the home run derby.

Speaker 1 (07:34):
Did they put it on a te or did they
pitch it to him? They pitched it? Okay, nice he
put it on uh And dude, it just gets worse
for the Sixers.

Speaker 3 (07:44):
Paul George underwent a knee procedure yesterday. He injured during
a workout, So that means Joel Embiid had a knee procedure.
They don't call it surgery. They called a procedure.

Speaker 1 (07:59):
They're over, aren't they? What? Dude? At this point, I
don't think anyone has an idea how old Joel Embiid
is because he's from like he's Cambodia. I think some dude,
he's from some place in like northern Africa, where I
don't know if he has like a you know, like
any records of how old he is. I got to

(08:19):
know this is what the team should do right. First
of all, they should tank the entire season and then
pick up a bunch of draft picks and then Uzo's
draft pick, and let's call it the process. He should
trust the process. They're gonna build this team up that
in two and three years we are battling it out
for a championship.

Speaker 3 (08:34):
Like I think Joel Embiid's in his thirties now, so
but he's got massive knee problems.

Speaker 1 (08:40):
Yeah, Paul George, I think is fifty seven. Jees that's
old and so now he's gotten me issues. Yeah, it's
gonna go swimmingly for the Sixers this season. It's not
an NBA Jam game where he can go on names.
Alan Iverson's gonna you know what, He's like, you know what,
let me lace up these shoes. I could come back

(09:00):
out so set. Remember he came back out of retirement. Yeah,
where he came back and it was like one the
late game, it was like sold out. But he didn't
do very well. Yeah I think he did. I did
he do a whole season? I think he came back
and did a whole season with the Sixers. There you go,
that's news. That's face clouds and the chance of thunderstorms today,
hot eighty five clouds tonight over night, seventy four tomorrow
for your Wednesday sun clouds. I at the ninety one.

(09:22):
It is seventy six outside right now with un point
seven CXL such point XL. Morris. I want to bring
this up because of his midget wrestling week here on
the show.

Speaker 3 (09:32):
It is midget wrestling this Saturday in Atlantic City. Tickets
still available. Uh, the real name is knee High Yeah,
knuckle Buster micro Wrestling.

Speaker 1 (09:42):
So we're gonna be there Saturday, and I'm trying to
figure things down. Yea, Atlantic City, You and I are
going to do our thing, dude. My wife is all excited.
She's like bringing I got cousins in town. Like I was, like,
when did that? Like we've been doing this ten years.

Speaker 3 (09:55):
She's never once asked to go to midget wrestling, and like,
originally I was gonna have have like we're gonna make
it a couple's night, and that's how I would get
my wife out, Like my wife has to have of course,
you know, another person there before I've done guys nights,
it's all guys.

Speaker 1 (10:08):
She wants another woman there, and I get that, And
the thing.

Speaker 3 (10:11):
Is me and you were working. Yeah, we're doing our thing,
so like we can't. It's not like we're gonna be
hanging out with them. Yeah, we've done it before. She's
come out and you know again, she's hanging out with
her friends. Like we're going to uh uh wu tang.

Speaker 1 (10:24):
They're still around doing their thing. This is the last
tourscot this is the big wrap up. Oh boy. Yeah,
they're the killer Bees in Staten Island. So we're going Friday.
It was gonna be a boy's night, but now my
cousin wants to go and his wife wants to go.
It's her anniversary. So now my wife is in, so
she has she wants to be a part of the party.
I get it. Yeah, we're gonna be there on Saturday.
Now my cousin and his wife are gonna be with us.

(10:45):
We're gonna hang out and dude, there is a problem
here though, Yeah, because everyone keeps saying they want to
go right, like meaning like our our aposse's let's call
them that are, you know, our our crew? And I'm like, well,
I'm not like do I just walk them in? Yeah,
Like I got to figure out how to get them in. Yeah,

(11:05):
it's where you just kind of asked the bouncer. You
hand him a twenty and he gets de velovet rope
because I like it and let you in the back.

Speaker 3 (11:12):
Yeah, cause it's you know what, it's standing room right.
But like you know, once again, like I don't know
they people do pay for tickets. But I'm like, but
I'm like, I don't know. We've been doing this for actually, uh,
we wouldn't. They wouldn't have midget wrestling here Atlantic City
if it wasn't for me.

Speaker 1 (11:29):
They o us a little bit. And last time we
were the one.

Speaker 3 (11:31):
We were the one that brought the idea to the
great John Henderson, who will be in studio with Flying Ryan,
one of the wrestlers on Thursday.

Speaker 1 (11:42):
Yeah, like last year, I had some boys. I said, listen, man,
we'll come do the event. You know, we'd love to
be a part of it. Can I get a couple
of boys? And then John was very nice, He's like, yeah,
you know, bring them in. Whatever. So now my cousin
and his wife's going to be a what if I'm
rolling ten deep? So Saturday, I'm like, I asked my wife,
I said, listen, I don't really have a lot of
boys coming, But I see we have some family in town.
What if we brought the kids to midget wrestling? Like

(12:07):
my wife shot that down so fast and I was like,
well why, She's like, well, all they're gonna do is stare.
I was like, what do you mean they're gonna do
is stare because they've never seen like a little person before.
It's like, they're gonna watch the They're gonna watch the
show there are I don't. I don't know the rule?
Are you laud the ring children? It was there's been
kids there before. Yeah, it's an all ages show, isn't it?

(12:29):
Is it?

Speaker 3 (12:29):
I don't don't because I remember shaking should I probably
should know that, but I don't.

Speaker 1 (12:36):
I don't. I would not bring I swear I remember
shaking my head. Kids are adults and I don't want
to bring them. Yeah, yeah, well I thought it would
be cool. Like again, my kids, it's not like about
what what they're seeing. It's the action that's going on.

Speaker 3 (12:48):
And dude, it's fun. It's like we goof on it.
But it is so much fun. And it's these guys. Yeah,
and and and these little these great talented little people.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
They go all out. Man, all out. So well, I
thinks you're just gonna stare at I like, you know,
they're gonna enjoy the show. It's gonna be a lot
of action. She's like, well, they're gonna ask questions, like
questions about what, Like what kind of questions are they
gonna ask the little I'll just plain to them that's all.
They're just little people doing. Are you doing what they
love to do? They never see the Wizard of Oz.
And she's like, well, then there's gonna be a lot
of cursing. I was like, yeah, but it's gonna be

(13:22):
from their dad or in the hot dog eating contests,
me and you were the worst. This is the time
for me to shine. This is for me to show
my kids how cool dad is. Dad is a part
of the thing that's happening. I gotta drop ten pounds
by Saturday. I gotta look good, Oh Jesus do So
I had no Yeah, I had to go get a

(13:42):
new swim suit yesterday. Right, so I get like skirmunks
right because my wife has, but the ones my wife
got me. You're a little snug from last year, right,
boy up in dude, Yeah it's five and three quarters right,
I've always been. We are back to like the eighties.
These these swim shorts are getting very short. But they're

(14:05):
tight on my thighs. That's the problem. I got thunder
thighs too, dude. It's tough it, that's yeah. But board
shorts aren't a thing anymore. And board shorts were awesome.
They hide a lot. Yeah. Yeah, So I'm in this
dress and I don't think I was subject here, but
I'm in this dressing room and the dressing room lights, dude,
they're they're not great there. To drop weight, dude, lights,

(14:26):
I have to lose a lot of weight. Even walking
into the Hill Scholars on Saturday and walking to my brother,
I was like, yeah, man, this is my walk. I
say hi to the bouncers. Companies like yeah, but you're
old and fat. I'm like, that's coming from my fat
brother called me fat. I'm legit fat. But uh anyway, yes,
so I will not be bringing my kids to midget wrestling,
all right. You know what, And honestly, if you we
do have to drop weight before Saturday, you know there's

(14:48):
a couple hospitals out there, uh doctor's offices. If you
want to sponsor our show with Wagovi or ozembic.

Speaker 3 (14:57):
Well, honestly, we'll name the studio the Wagov Studio.

Speaker 1 (15:01):
You remember the girl we used to work with would
suck the fat out of her stomach every year. I
get that now, April, I get that. Now.

Speaker 3 (15:07):
I would love she would do. She would do once
a year, like a tune up for your car. She
would do lightposuction.

Speaker 1 (15:14):
If there's somebody out there that could cut into my
belly button and sucked fat out, let's do it, dude,
I mean, okay, let's do the shot together. I've thought
about the enema where they suck it all out. Okay,
that's not how that works, isn't it where they suck
all the crap out of your body? Well? Uh, I
know it's not fat, but I need as much stuck

(15:35):
out of my body for Saturday as I can.

Speaker 3 (15:37):
Okay, all right, well, Wagovy's not gonna do it for Saturday,
but I I feel like, dude, imagine every time we
open up the microphone, we have to we're live from
the Wagov Studio.

Speaker 1 (15:49):
Got no problem with that. The sales guy the other day,
he comes in, He's like, guy's got any ideas for sales?
I go Blue show I'm a middle aged man.

Speaker 3 (15:58):
Let me endoorseluch. We love that man, right, I'll take
a boner pill give me Okay, this is what I want.
I want Veneers, hair plugs, blue chew and will go
v Now you've you've built the perfect person. You are
Captain Americas. Yes, look, we got a pair of tickets

(16:20):
for midget wrestling this Saturday.

Speaker 1 (16:23):
Do you want them? Six zero nine six seven seven
one hundred and seven sig zero nine six seven seven
one n A couple of push ups? Keep telling six
haaro nine six seven seven one day. We got to
really tighten it up. If you want midget wrestling tickets,
give a call right now. We get back. We'll do
some rock Yo Joe and Scotty rock news.

Speaker 3 (16:56):
Hey, here's some rock news for you. The key artist
for the fake band Spinal Tap. He's dead at seventy
nine years old, which sucks because they're about to do
Spinal Tap two.

Speaker 1 (17:11):
The Spinal Tap is like a it's a goof. It's right, yeah,
it's a goof.

Speaker 3 (17:16):
And a great movie, dude, a classic classic movie.

Speaker 1 (17:21):
Viv Savage was.

Speaker 3 (17:22):
His name in the movie. He was the keyboarders for
the band. Not a big main member, but he was there.
He died at seventy nine years old.

Speaker 1 (17:33):
I guess sup bit like Steel Panther, right, like that
kind of it was a goof on like rock bands.

Speaker 3 (17:38):
It was a goof on like Zeppelin. And they would
go out there and they would forget what city they're ink, dude.

Speaker 1 (17:44):
The classic is they were backstage at a concert venue
and couldn't find their way to the stage because and
dude me and you have been there sometimes you get
lost in these hallways and you don't know where you are. Yeah,
And like at one time they had a stage set
up and it was gonna be Stonehenge, and you know

(18:05):
what stone End is, right, those big stones. And they
go and they get it and they book it right,
and they're like, it's gonna be awesome. We're gonna come
on stage and Stonehenge is gonna come down and we're
gonna be playing. And they get there and they're playing
and everything is midget sized.

Speaker 3 (18:23):
And even to the point where midgets come out and
start dancing. Yes, spinal Tap is a classic. I don't
know forty years later how spinal Tap two is gonna do,
but it is fantastic. So a rest in peace to
a viv Savage, the keyboardist for Spinal Tapage. Paul McCartney

(18:45):
we talked about last week. There's rumors that he was
going to go back out on tour. I believe he's
eighty two years old now. He announced on Friday he
is going out on tour. The closest show we're gonna
get if you want to see the great Sir Paul McCartney, Wow,

(19:07):
Pittsburgh is the closest we're gonna get.

Speaker 1 (19:09):
He seems like a guy that keeps himself of good
shape though he does he does East and you know,
lives pretty good. Yeah, pothead, but you know, I think
he's been the vegan vegetarian forever. All right.

Speaker 3 (19:22):
Yeah, so uh November eleventh and Pittsburgh is the closest,
closest we're going to get the Paul McCartney.

Speaker 1 (19:28):
Oh he doesn't do Philly. I'm shocked at dude. He's
not even doing New York. Wow. Yeah, okay, I respect this.

Speaker 3 (19:36):
These are all like Midwest towns like he's doing. He's
doing a lot of Midwest stuff, but like nothing crazy.
I mean, Nashville, Georgia, you know, but yeah, Pittsburgh is
the closest Buffalo. You want to take a trip up
the Buffalo. It's probably because of the parking. And I
get that. Man, there's a pain in the balls the
park in New York. Yeah, he doesn't do that.

Speaker 1 (19:56):
Probably is the p A lot uh a lot bands.
This Ozzie concert happened about what about a week ago,
right Ozzie's farewell concert, Black Sabbat's Farewell Concert. A lot
of bands bailed out. Motley Crue was supposed to be
part of it. They bailed Soundgarden was supposed to be
part of it. They bailed the kid, Eddie van Halen's kid.

(20:20):
He was supposed to be part of it.

Speaker 3 (20:21):
He bailed out Motley Crue, Nicky six from Motley Crue.
And you know, Motley Crue and Ozzy have a long
history to the point where, I mean everyone knows the
story that they they dared each other to do different
things and that's where they snorted ants.

Speaker 1 (20:39):
You know, But why why bail out? It's not like
you were opening up for Molly Crue is not super
young anymore.

Speaker 3 (20:46):
They're in their sixties. Nicky came out and said yesterday
that there's health issues within the band. They've had to
cancel some different festivals, including show.

Speaker 1 (21:02):
I think it has to deal with who's the lead singer,
Vince Neil. Has to do with Vince Neil uh is
having some medical procedures. I also know he has some
personal drama going on. His wife left him. I think
she he found out that she was cheating on him.
You would have looked like you would have looked thirty next.

Speaker 3 (21:21):
To Ozzy, though I know you look yeah, nice and young.
Tommy Lee's wife just left him or he left her.

Speaker 1 (21:28):
I think they he you know, he found out that
she was cheating on him, so they're dumb nicky did
say congrats to an amazing career. Uh, we love you, Ozzie,
you know. So, yeah, there's there's a lot of love
there between Ozzy and Motley Crewe. Like I said that
the story from the book The Dirt is they were
at a hotel.

Speaker 3 (21:49):
I think in life it might have been Hollywood, but
it might have been in the Midwest, and they they
all were just out of their minds, and they dared
Ozzie to snort a line of ants that we're eating
a popsicle. I also think they dared Ozzie to drink

(22:10):
his own pea and he did.

Speaker 1 (22:11):
Yep. Yeah, there you go. Some rock news for it.
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(22:34):
We would appreciate it if you did that. I learned
last night that if you have a mother who has
dementia and she lives on her own, that when you
have a power a power outage, it can really cause chaos. Yeah,
it's gotta be scary, man, it scares me so so
my mom. It must have been a slow roll of

(22:56):
power outage. I get a call.

Speaker 3 (23:01):
And it's well, I got it always comes from my brother.
I got sex with my brother. Hey man, and he
lives like an hour away. He's like, hey man, mom
has no cable. I was like okay.

Speaker 1 (23:13):
I was like all right. So I'm like, okay, all right,
let me let me go.

Speaker 3 (23:17):
This is new. Uh So I call my mom. Now
the phone is all cutting in and out. Now everything's
run by Comcast at this point, right, phone the cable
and everything like that phone is cutting in and out
and then all of a sudden cuts out.

Speaker 1 (23:32):
I now can't get a hold of her. Oh man. Right.

Speaker 3 (23:35):
So I'm like, okay, now, dude, we get up at
three am. It's nine o'clock at night. So I'm like,
I'm gonna have to get in the car.

Speaker 1 (23:44):
Yeah, and I live probably a half hour all right,
I'm gonna have to drive Ocean City.

Speaker 3 (23:50):
So I drive the Ocean City. It's not funny, but
it is. And if you have, if you know, if
you know anyone that has issues with dementia, you have
to laugh at it because there are just If not,
you're gonna run your head into brook.

Speaker 1 (24:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (24:06):
So I get there, I open up the door. She's
just sitting in a chair in a dark room.

Speaker 1 (24:14):
Jesus man. Yeah, I'm like, and I'm like, what, Like
it creeped me out? Like I like, I was like,
I was like, whoa, what are you doing here?

Speaker 3 (24:21):
And and so the the power had come back on
by that point, but she still didn't turn any lights on.
And the thing is she has a routine, and that
routine is she likes to watch in the morning, she
likes to watch Fox Philly, which might be the world's
worst local morning show.

Speaker 1 (24:45):
I'm not. And that's but and I mean that in
the best way ever. It is. It's it's it's a
lot like our show. Like they're just super comfortable and
they don't care and they just kind of do like
goofy stuff. I like the guy might because he leans
across the desk like Jared. Yeah, like like Jeric. So
she watches that. Then she goes to Fox News, which
you would like, Oh, yeah, we should watch it together.
I'm gonna swing over and hang out with it. That's

(25:06):
her midday, yeah, and then in the afternoon she watches
old movies until she passes out, right, And so that's
her day. That's her whole day. So when so when
the power went out, it knocked the cable out. So
now here I am nine thirty that the house, it
could the hell I'm like turning lights on.

Speaker 3 (25:28):
I'm like, mom, Like what like what You're like, She's
not bad enough that she doesn't know how to turn
lights on?

Speaker 1 (25:34):
Right? Right? You know you're sitting in a like you're
sitting in a dark house. Try, dude, I'm rebooting servers
and and I'm and you know, because here's the thing,
Like I got to make sure that she has her
routine because if not, my life is gonna be sure. Yeah,
you get that call in the morning. She can't get
on FOXO. I'm not getting I think I I seventeen

(25:54):
phone calls yesterday. Yeah, see right, Because that's the thing
is she does know. It's crazy what sticks in a
person with dementia's head. She knows my phone number. Dude,
there's time she doesn't remember my name, but she'll remember
my phone number. It's wild man.

Speaker 3 (26:09):
Yeah, like and and like that isn't that nuts? What
sticks in your head?

Speaker 1 (26:14):
Say? My mom and my brother lived together. Right now,
this isn't the ideal situation. Like he's I don't know,
he's like forty eight or something. He's fourteen. I don't know,
he's bigger than me. But somehow he says he's two twelve.
I call bs. He's idea, he's he's put on, he's
got a little belly. Yeah yeah, oh yeah, I saw
him at your birthday part. But I look at him

(26:35):
like the whole situation stakes. Now, listen, he had he
made some bad mistakes. My mom's made some terrible mistakes,
but somehow they've ended up. They live in the same house.
Now it's a small house, but they just have it
just enough area to live. Yeah, but I'm looking at
the situation. I'm like, as much as I would love
him to get you know, get go, and he works,
he makes money, but he loves just a simple life.
I love uper smart guy and I would love for him.

(26:57):
There's someday, you know, get a big house and a
wife and I don't know, maybe adopt a couple of
kids in their teens and you move on. Dude, But
I don't want it happen because he lives with my mom.
So I don't have this deal. Stuff goes down with
my momd she falls down. It's like I don't even
hear about it. Man, it's like a great life that
is because he because he absorbs all this right there.
Like so that's my So that's what my mom felt

(27:18):
the other day, or she's sprained an ankle, I no idea.
I don't know one of the forty cats that she has,
but I didn't hear about it.

Speaker 3 (27:28):
So that's my life. Is I'm what you call boots
on the ground. Ye see, I'm ed I'm ed so.
And then my brother Ed who's nine years older. He
him and his wife do all the financials right, Like
they take you know, all the financial My.

Speaker 1 (27:41):
Mom doesn't have any financial Scott, oh, so he does
all that.

Speaker 3 (27:45):
But like when it comes to like having to change
light bulbs and dish out her meds and be there
every day, it's me and dude, it can I believe me,
it can take a toll. But my favorite thing ever,
if I can circle back to your brother, is my
son has a friend and we invited his friend and the.

Speaker 1 (28:06):
Parents over for Easter. Yeah, And.

Speaker 3 (28:11):
They came in and they're a very nice couple, very
nice people. And the woman she grabs me and kind
of like takes me to the side and she goes,
I don't want you to think this is weird, and
I don't want you to think that I'm a stalker.

Speaker 1 (28:25):
But I used to date JoJo's brother. Yeah, I remember
this one.

Speaker 3 (28:28):
It was like I was like like, I was.

Speaker 1 (28:32):
Like what, Yeah, that's pretty awesome. And I was like okay,
and I was like I appreciate you telling me that.

Speaker 3 (28:38):
Yeah, she was a lovely girl. I'm lovely, lovely, lovely people.
And now she has moved on from your brother. I
believe that him and her had the dog together. You
know that, right, I do. The dog that just died
at twenty three years old they had together?

Speaker 1 (28:53):
Was that, yeah? Was he got the dog in the
break up. He got the dog in the breakup. Well,
he he got the dog and some chaos in life,
and she got a beautiful home and a and a
and and and and a choky doing just fine, doing
just finee. Look we get back, we'll knock out some headlines.

(29:24):
One hunch point sevens XLS out Jerseys rock station and
it's the XL where she got to clear the air
here man. We we made some comments yesterday and we
were talking about Captain Bob the Starfish cruise liner Thursday
nights we do these party cruises, and his better half
kind of took offense to what we say. Let me
give some some just promote what I need to pro Starfish. Right,

(29:46):
it's a it's a cruise, it's a it's a cruise liner.
We call it luxury liner. Right, it's a luxury liner
out of Sea Isle City. Uh. Star star Shaping, you're
starting to do it again. Star You're gonna bat your
bashing boats. You know, you go, you go to Sea Isles,
rode over the big bridge, can't miss the boat right
there by the pickle ball court? Is here a tone

(30:07):
in your in your description. I'm just I'm trying to
give some promotion to it. We have known Captain Bob
and his beautiful Starfish cruise liner that Polly for like
well over twenty years. Oh yeah, I've known this guy.
We bust his balls. He is also on a side note,

(30:27):
he's our accountant, he's certified. So I dude, I there's
there's a part of me that thinks it's all right.
You're doing it again and doing it again.

Speaker 4 (30:37):
Just move on.

Speaker 1 (30:37):
I guess we were busting his balls the other day
and his better half was listening, and she got really
upset and thought, we don't like him. No, we love
the guy, dude, We absolutely love the guy. Hey you there, Bob, Yeah,
I'm here. Okay, So what did your better half hear
us talk about? Okay? She thinks that she made us
sound like we hate you, she said, she said, she

(31:01):
heard you guys fashion me about how sheep I am yea,
and about I owe you money, I owe you money,
and pushed all my tab and what else? What else?

Speaker 2 (31:14):
What else?

Speaker 1 (31:15):
What else? I forget the other part. Yeah, yeah, we yeah,
we talked about we call you Burgotta Bah. Now listen here,
here's what it. First of all, I okay, so I
talked about I'd been on a charter fishing boat and
I didn't catch anything. That wasn't your boat. That was
that was another boat came May, so maybe she got
that mixed up. And then I talked about I do

(31:37):
the Boots cruises on Thursday, and every time I go
to you for cash and You're like, put it on
my tab. But then we we ended up trading off
for a boat trip at the end of the year,
so it works out for both of us. I'm okay
with that. Oh well, whoa, whoa, whoa. That part was
left out. Okay, so there we go. That part was
left Yes, nobody heard that part. For example, you still

(31:58):
like it was like eight hundred dollars you still me
from last year. But we're gonna do that and then
make a boat trip for September, so it's a wash.
So I did that. It's fine, and I'm in no
place to talk. I still owe Bob a bunch of money.
You owe Bob for money.

Speaker 3 (32:12):
Yes, it's all gonna be somehow. Your you DJing is
gonna pay off my debt. I don't want her because
I see her all the time. She's on the boot cruises.
She's lovely. She's not the wonder to think that I
hate you, because I don't hate. But we bust balls
with the people that we love the most. Man, we
don't love you that much, but we do bust a
lot of ballat. I gotta give Captain Bob and the

(32:32):
beautiful Starfish cruise liner.

Speaker 1 (32:35):
He came in. He was key Friday night. I had
to go pick my wife up. They were a little drunk.
He drunk in Sea Isle and I'm driving down. I'm like,
there's gonna be no parking. And I text him and
I was like, can I use your parking lot? At? Man,
what did Bob say to you? Bob said, no problem.
Look at that because that's what he does. He's a
good man.

Speaker 3 (32:54):
He's always there when we need I now I know
I went on the boat. I took the boat out.
He doesn't know this, but I took the boat out
for a little trip.

Speaker 1 (33:02):
Listen. We got it all on camera, we got it
all on video. We got blackmail. Now he does my
taxes every year. Right, here's you know what I mean.
So there's some things I mean. You know, I may
not be on the up and up. But have I
gone to jail yet? We haven't yet. We haven't gone
to jail yet. Nope, we are.

Speaker 3 (33:23):
We are all good jail because the captain of the
Starfish cruise liner is also a good counting and.

Speaker 1 (33:30):
He's not and he's not sent us to jail yet.
So that's good. That's a big bonus. Now he busts
a lot of balls with me too. He got invited
to my birthday party last year. They both came. It
was lovely. Yeah, and he brought me a shoebox. Why
do you bring me a shoebox? Bob? Why did I
bring a shoebox? How much does Joe be making you make?

Speaker 2 (33:48):
Boy?

Speaker 1 (33:49):
You got to keep shining her shoes right right? See,
this is the problem has Bob has over us. He
knows all the ins and outs of our life because
of our finance. He always ask him how much you make?
He says no, he can't tell me that. I was like,
is it the same? He's like, I had no comment?
Uh yes, and uh he actually told me once he goes,

(34:15):
he goes, Uh, you should be happy that you're with
your wife, because if not, you'd probably be poor. Yes, yeah, yeah,
we'd be roommates. Yeah, and he knows that he knows
my wife does. I don't know. It might even be
at this point four times the amount of money I make.
And I get this all the time. Keep shining M shoes, joey,
keep shining M shoes yep, which means keep kissing my

(34:36):
wife's ass because she makes a lot of money.

Speaker 3 (34:38):
All right, But so look, so so look, we we upset.
We upset your better half, and we did not mean to,
and we apologize.

Speaker 1 (34:48):
We ball bust a little too much. Maybe we don't
hate you, Bob. We don't. We don't hate, can't we can't,
we don't. We love not only do we love Captain Bob,
but we love all the employees at uh the Starfish
Cruise Lining Ink and uh, what is it? What's the
website bobs dot com? All right, you go to the

(35:10):
website and they got the tiki boats. You want to
hang out in Sea Isle, You want to see the
back baze and wave at Bernie Parant. You go to
Captain Bob, and they're gonna be I'm there every Thursday night.
You can get on the cruise. It's like six to eight.
You get a board, you have some fun, and uh,
I think, are you gonna be there this weekend? Scottie?
You have this week? I believe on Thursday I will

(35:33):
be there. I don't know if I get tickets. I
don't know Bob so sometimes he doesn't give me easy
to let me on. Are we taking bets? Oh yeah,
Bob is the THI you're gonna show up? See how
you know what Bob's little mean to us. He's a
little mean to be honest. I was also gonna wear
high heels, which wouldn't allow me on the boat with
you too. Yeah, okay, dude, it is crazy. I've watched

(35:55):
Bob sit there and he's got to check id's and everything.
Every's got to be twenty one. But dude, there are
people who've gone on our Boos cruises and like he's
taking knives off them, like the weapons, and I'm like,
did you wait, why are you bringing this weapon on
a boat? He bring He runs a pretty tight Yeah,
there's the old days. That was that was the old

(36:17):
Someone gave him a fishing hook. So now when I'm
playing music, if Bob wants made my attention, I get
a fishing hook around my ankle and he pulls on it.
That good time. Man. We're ready for Thursday, Bob. We
don't hate you. We love you. And I saw that vessel.
It looks good. Yeah, it looks sharp, don't it it does? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (36:34):
Things ready to fly it. It's ready to go. And
the tiki boats. Don't forget about all the tiki boats.
So yeah, you want to go in and a book
of cruise you go to what.

Speaker 1 (36:44):
Was it, Bob, Starfishboats dot Com time. All right, look,
we love you, yeah, and apologize to your better half.
We're sorry. Yeah, we do like you, Bob. You're in
my top twenty five people. So my reinforce. Bob knows
where all the bodies are buried. Bob, Thanks Bud. We'll

(37:05):
see you on Thursday. All right, now, I have to
We have a sold out boat this Thursday. Right, no
tickets this Thursday. We're good. Well, I can get Scottie
on show. I think I can see him in a
couple on shows. Okay, dude, I hope you tell my cousins.

Speaker 2 (37:18):
No.

Speaker 1 (37:18):
Yeah, Well we'll see you Thursday, Bob, thanks Bud time.
Why does he say tiki time, Well, it's tiki time
because the boat. Yes, that teaky boat, which, by the way,
lot of logan, a lot of fun every summer we go.
We rented it out last year for my kids birthdays,

(37:39):
so it was it was a blast. It's got the
big tiki boat. He's got the little tiki boats. It's
got the big beautiful starfish cruise liner. They call it
the Titanic of the back base of We'll have more
passes for next Thursday. I think we're all filled up
this Thursday. Yeah, I think we got a pat cruise
most likely would be out there. Goodness, I think I'm
not sure. Look, we get back, we'll knock out some tracks.

Speaker 4 (38:06):
Oh, Love Crash, anything thirty or something, anything racket Rock
or Roughingtyes, Love Frash.

Speaker 1 (38:22):
You know, Wimbledon is happening. You know Wimbledon what that is? Yeah,
I'm catching it on TV more and more.

Speaker 3 (38:28):
Tennis that is a that's the big tennis. That's the
big one. Wimbledon is the big one. That's the that's
the super Bowl of tennis.

Speaker 1 (38:36):
Who represents the USA? You know, Well, it's not like that.

Speaker 3 (38:39):
So I mean, like it's not they don't do it
by like countries like that. But dude, I could not
tell you anything about tennis right now. I don't know who.
I don't know any American. Actually I did hear there
is a woman who was killing it. Because Wimbledon runs

(39:01):
for like weeks. There was a woman and she is local.

Speaker 1 (39:05):
Okay, I think she's from Jersey. I'd be root for
her then, and she was killing it. When it comes
to guys, dude, I don't know. Man.

Speaker 3 (39:12):
I like in the nineties, I could rattle off the
top twenty tennis players. I just have not paid attention.
I actually asked my brother for you. I was gonna
do this for you. My brother's very big in the tennis,
like he'll get up in the middle of the night
to watch like the Australian Open, and I was going
to ask him who should you bet on?

Speaker 1 (39:33):
Oh yeah, yeah. Somebody asked me about betting on tennis
the other day. He said, do I f am I
de general betan on tennis. I'm like, no, man.

Speaker 3 (39:40):
Well, Matthew McConaughey, all the celebrities end up at Wimbledon.
Matthew McConaughey was there, and he's getting praise for standing
and applauding when Prince William and Cape Middleton arrived with
their children at Wimbledon. It's a very a lot of
pop pop and circumstance type of stuff that happens at Wimbledon.
All the players have to wear white. Okay, yeah, they

(40:02):
that's that's that's a that's a.

Speaker 1 (40:03):
Big old deal.

Speaker 3 (40:05):
Uh mindy. Colleen, she was a thing for a while.
I remember she was on the Office. She was one
of the writers in the Office, and then ended up
on the show, then had her own sitcom for a while.
Uh she I guess now she finally is uh saying

(40:26):
because in the show The Office, she dated bj Novak,
who was like the guy who's the intern.

Speaker 1 (40:32):
Remember he was also he was another writer. They were
both the writers in the show and then ended up
on the.

Speaker 3 (40:37):
Show, but he was Michael's intern, and everyone always thought
they were dating in real life, but they always denied it.
Now she's starting to say they may have dated and
now they might be dating again. Wow, Okay, so they
could be a real couple because remember she was all
over them. Yeah, like that was that was the whole
running joke is that she was obsessed with them they broke.

Speaker 1 (40:59):
Up, she will be, well, I hope you're around more
now because I'm pregnant. And then they flashed to her
when she's sitting in the chair and she just shakes
her head back and forth. She's nott was a great line. Uh,
Sydney swinging. She's the hot actress right now.

Speaker 3 (41:17):
Uh, she apparently there's She's been tied now to a
bunch of celebrities. She was tied to Cooper de Jean
the Philadelphia Eagle. She was tied to Tom Brady just
like a couple of weeks ago.

Speaker 1 (41:28):
Oh by the way, yeah, huge rack man, I said.
I said, I didn't understand how he can motor boat,
but I saw a picture of the day, were right, Yeah,
huge racked, which you can see if you google her name.

Speaker 4 (41:38):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (41:39):
She apparently is still single, and she was out at
a bar in New York City the other night just
having a blast.

Speaker 1 (41:45):
She has those rocky eyes. Yeah, yeah, kind of get
eyes like a little bit.

Speaker 3 (41:50):
Pete Davidson has a great name for him. He calls
him butthhole eyes because that's what he said. He said,
that's what people call his eyes. Uh, Jennifer Aniston has
a new boyfriend. He's a hypnotist.

Speaker 1 (42:07):
You ever see that? Is that a career? I've seen
those shows before. They're pretty oppressive. They could take somebody
and say, you know, no, I hypnotize you and to
being a board and they put these persons on two
chairs where you couldn't do that, Like, I don't know,
it's pretty sure. Yeah, hypnotize my buddy to thinking he
was an animal, like an ape. But he's jumping around
on stage. It is pretty cool. I mean, I know
people like do it for smoking and stuff, but is
that like a you can give you can make a career.

(42:29):
I mean it's a show, you know, it's a side show.
But I'd love to be able to come in the
NISA hips. Dude? Did he hypnotize Jennifer Aniston? Maybe maybe
that's why she's like you think, like, dude, she was
married to Brad Pitt, Right, she could do better than
she could do way better than a hypnotist. All right,
there you go, some trash for it. The supply chains
been bottleneckd and you're fixing the whole gown. Hey, good

(42:51):
morning z XL. Hey what's going on? Man? How are you, buddy,
I'm doing well. How are you a first time long time?
First time long time? Okay, so you're not like a
prize pig that calls every morning. We appreciate that, man.
We like to spread it around a little bit. Absolutely.
All right, Well, you got tickets to go see midget
wrestling this Saturday Ducktown Tavern. It's in Atlantic City and

(43:12):
it is a fantastic time. Have you been there before?

Speaker 2 (43:14):
Yeah, I went a couple of years ago, probably.

Speaker 1 (43:17):
I don't know, four or five years ago. It was
fun man, Right, oh yeah, good time. It's gotten better.
They bleed now, We actually one bled but it was
by mistake, wasn't it. Dude? It was one year, dude,
right before COVID. There.

Speaker 3 (43:30):
It might have been during COVID because one year, one
year we did have to cancel.

Speaker 1 (43:34):
It was one year that we didn't do it because
of COVID. But the guy, So, it's on asphalt, it's
in a parking it's in a parking lot. I'm really
selling it well in Atlantic City.

Speaker 3 (43:44):
It's in a parking lot and the and the ring
is probably up I don't know, four or five feet
of that like for parking lot, right, and the guy,
the little wrestler. Right, he goes to jump misses the
the guy he's jumping at go through the ropes.

Speaker 1 (44:01):
Dude head first into the asphalt, and I see is
his little feet dangling in the in the because it's
he's now up against the canvas. Yeah, and his little
feet are dangling.

Speaker 3 (44:13):
And dude, I looked at John who who is the
promoter he runs the show. I looked at him and
I was like, I think we killed somebody.

Speaker 1 (44:21):
Stop the show, dude, this little guy it took a second,
like it was it was probably about thirty seconds. He
gets up. His head is sliced open. I mean, like, dude,
he he just completely just like a cheese grater on
the asphalt. Right, gets up, he's bleeding everywhere, gets back
in the ring and keeps wrestling. It's his time to shine.

(44:42):
This is like when Trump got shot and he s
put his fists in the air. He said fight.

Speaker 3 (44:45):
So afterwards, dude, I see him and it was such
a He's sitting on like, you know, like a home
depot bucket. Oh Jesus, Yeah, he's sitting on a home
depot bucket and he has an ice pack duct taped
around his head.

Speaker 1 (45:00):
Smoking a cigarette and drinking a beer. It's a real athlete.
It's a real athlete. That reminds me of the old
picture of Joe Namath, remember having a cigarette on the sidelines.
He's a real champion, which means we do not stop
this show unless someone really dies.

Speaker 3 (45:13):
Dude, we dude, I thought the guy thought he was dead.
I was like, there's there's I like, we like to
the point where the DJ stopped playing music like it
got it got bad?

Speaker 1 (45:21):
Wow. Yeah, well you're going, sir, what do you do?

Speaker 3 (45:26):
All right?

Speaker 1 (45:28):
My friend? Well, you're gonna weld yourself to midget wrestling
on Saturday? Are you stay on? Hold? We're gonna get
all your in right on in a long time, right on,
right on, hang on. I appreciate it. Seven Excel, South
Jersey's rock station ZXL morning show streaming on the iHeartRadio app.

(45:51):
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Please then search w z XL. It's that easy. Make
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Speaker 3 (46:03):
I saw a commercial, dude, and I actually gagged one
because I hate them. But I can't even imagine that
this tastes good, so I never like pickles growing up. Yeah, now, okay,
this is how I describe it. I've never eaten a pickle.

(46:24):
I don't like pickle slices, not on a.

Speaker 1 (46:26):
Burger or anything.

Speaker 3 (46:27):
No, but here's what I like. I like to take
the pickle off the burger. I like the burger to
be made with the pickle, right, like, look at McDonald
let's go McDonald's. Right right, you're a kid, and McDonald's
would put the pickles on. I would take the pickles off.
I like the essence of the pickle. I just don't
like the texture of eating a pickle. That's why I

(46:48):
am would like green peppers. Like I like sausage and peppers,
but I don't like the pepper part. But I like
the fact that the sausage is.

Speaker 1 (46:53):
In with the pepper.

Speaker 3 (46:54):
It because it it it it it the flavor, the
essence of it.

Speaker 1 (46:58):
Yes, that's so. That's me and pickles.

Speaker 3 (47:01):
So I don't mess around with pickles, though I do remember, uh,
me and you kind of grew up around the same area.

Speaker 1 (47:08):
There was a deli named Nardies. Yeah. We used to
hit that before the games.

Speaker 3 (47:12):
Man, yeah, man, and my mom would take me there
and it was old school. They had the big barrel,
like the old barrel, like it was like a whiskey
barrel that they would have the pickles in the real
Deli pickles. Yeah, dude, the smell of that takes me
back to being a kid.

Speaker 1 (47:29):
Yeah, so you're a you don't like the texture of
it because I think that, Yeah, I don't. I don't know,
I don't. I can't bite into something and crunch on
it like an onion. I don't like that.

Speaker 3 (47:38):
I don't want, I want anything to do with it, right,
But like, I'll eat a cucumber, which is weird because
the cucumber is just like the cousin of the pickley.

Speaker 1 (47:48):
It's the pickle before it becomes the pickle. So I'm
watching no maybe like a YouTube clip, and there's a
commercial that pops up right and it's for Sonic.

Speaker 3 (47:58):
Now I'm not I've never been a fan of Sonic.
I don't think I've ever actually been like an and
been a customer to a Sonic.

Speaker 1 (48:07):
They have a pickle slushy. I don't advertise, Yeah you can't.
You can't, manickle is something you want in a slushy.

Speaker 3 (48:17):
Pickle slushy, which is a slurpee I mean that's let's
just call it what it is. I think Slurpy is
owned by seven eleven. But so it's a pickle slurpie.
Why would anyone order a pickle slurpie. No, I'll do this, dude,
and it's the same thing. And I know what you're
gonna bring up, the pickle pizza.

Speaker 1 (48:37):
Okay, huge fan of the pickle. I don't mind. I
like pickles and this was a white It was a
white pie with pickles and bacon, and it was fantastic.
But you don't. You don't need to have it. And
Slurpy like, well, I go to the Amish market, we'll
get like your kids will get donuts whatever, and they
have a donut and they have bacon on top donut.

(48:59):
I don't need bacon on it. Some people force bacon
and bacon and there's bacon and fused vodka and all.

Speaker 4 (49:04):
No.

Speaker 1 (49:04):
I love the taste of bake bacon, but I just
don't want it in a vodka. I'm not gonna drink it.
I'll be honest. This might be controversial.

Speaker 3 (49:12):
As I get older, I actually don't like bacon as
much as I did when I was a kid. Bacon
is fantastic. I mean it's good. I'm not gonna turn
it dowance. Like pizza, you're not gonna turn it down.
Even bad pizzas good pizza.

Speaker 1 (49:23):
Right. But I'm not a big bacon fan as much
as I used to be as a kid. But like,
I don't need that, Like I don't need a bacon slushy.
I don't need a pickle slushy.

Speaker 3 (49:34):
Like who's who is going and actually buying it and
drinking a slurpy made with pickles?

Speaker 1 (49:42):
Yeah, I don't get the pickled you know this peckle
juice thing. Yeah, I will drink pickle juice like my
uh my wife will save well, she'll save like a
mile of juice. But it's for Martinis to make a martine, Okay,
I get I mean I get there. And the pickled
juice I heard is very good.

Speaker 3 (49:58):
Like they talk about that in sports, like if you're
cramping up, if it's hot, you drink pickle juice because
you won't cramp up.

Speaker 1 (50:05):
So I have heard that.

Speaker 3 (50:06):
But yeah, dude, I know, to me, pickles are disgusting
and why Sonic would make a pickle slurpee. And this
has been brought to you by sonic. Well this is
this is also like ice cream.

Speaker 1 (50:19):
You'll you'll get I mean pickle flavored ice cream, bacon
flavored ice cream. Ice cream is supposed to be sweet.
The same thing with a slushy. What did they you know,
what's hot this summer? You know, every summer there's a
drink that's hot. Bush beer. They are selling apple flavored
bush beer. And dude, I was talking to a guy
at a liquor store the other day and he's like,

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it's flying off the shelves. It's the new thing.

Speaker 3 (50:43):
Remember Natty Ice a couple of summers ago had it
was like it was like a Natty Ice wine cooler.

Speaker 1 (50:50):
And people were going nuts about that. Though. Remember remember
right around COVID it was the root beer. Yeah, it
was alcohol or something. Was that what it was? It
was like, yeah, but once again, it only lasts for
like a summer. Uh.

Speaker 3 (51:04):
Sea Isle Ice made an iced tea that was like
hot for a summer, and then so it's like, dude,
I a pickle slushy.

Speaker 1 (51:11):
Is that? Maybe I'm nuts? I don't know. I just
don't see anyone ordering a pickle slushy. Man, That's not
for a slushie, No, it's not that you can get
rid of you just get rid of pickles forever. Just
get out of here. I'll tell I'll tell you.

Speaker 3 (51:28):
I used to Okay, all right, I used to order
grilled cheese from a restaurant when I was a kid.
And I will tell you this. Like I said, I
like the essence of a pickle. They would serve it
with ruffel chips and the pickle juice would kind of
soak the chips.

Speaker 1 (51:46):
And you like that. I like that you like pickled juice.
I don't like pickle ju I like I like. I
liked the the that that it was there at one time. Yeah,
the essence is left behind. It's the juice.

Speaker 3 (52:01):
Like no, no, no, don't say that. Don't say that.
I'm not pro pickle. I'm just saying that if there
was ever a.

Speaker 1 (52:07):
Thing you're talking about your life, if it was ever
if there was ever a pickle in my life, that
is what it would be. Because you'll pip it a pickle,
But I'm never gonna buy a pickle. Slurp. Yeah, man, Okay,
that's that's not so man. That's crazy. That person right there, dude,
that's what you said them right to jail. Yeah, that
person's gonna kill somebody. That's Jeffrey Dahmers. Like, look in

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the fridge, there's a hit. I bet you a lot
of white bands pull up in that slurpy we get back,
we'll do a thing about. You think you're man, You
think you got it bad. I don't think we have
a bad. Uh.

Speaker 3 (52:43):
It seems that if you're dating New York City, it's
getting rough. Women are taking to stealing salads while they
are on lunch dates. I've heard about this, that women
that women will actually book a date with someone right,
especially like if you broke, they'll book a date so

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they get the meal, but then they'll excuse themselves, like
go to.

Speaker 1 (53:07):
The bathroom, oh and just take off okay, get it. Yeah,
And then so then the guy's stuck paying the bill.
Now I've also heard guys do that too. Well, the
guy's gonna pay the bill anyway, he should at least.
And then you don't know, you fit up the conversation,
say all right, you know what I'm heading out.

Speaker 3 (53:22):
I'm just not calling them, Okay, it's been forever since
I've been on a date. Right, do you okay?

Speaker 1 (53:30):
All right? Do you pack up and take stuff? Home
if you're on a date, you mean like like if
you're if you're on a date, right, you're paying. You're
the guy, right, you're paying for it, and maybe the
girl only eats like you know, half of it. Do

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you be like, well, I'll take that home? Well who
she should have first? Right to the left over saying
you know, I'm gonna get the can, I get a box,
I'm gonna get this to go. But if you're the guy, yeah,
you can't go across the aisle there because you don't
know her well enough to do that. Or is it
a bad look to mentionine?

Speaker 3 (54:06):
Now the rest of the date you have the you're
walking around with a doggie bag? No, you know what
I did that When I first met my wife, we
were having dinner like in Denver, and I remember walking
around the streets.

Speaker 1 (54:17):
I remember having a we wrapped it up, we had
a box. But then the homeless people in Denver are
so nice. We end up giving like the rest of
the meal to like a homeless guy. Yeah, that's always
a weird thing.

Speaker 3 (54:29):
Like I'll tell you what, mane even my family like
I have a I have a weird thing where I
don't want to eat other people's food because like, you know,
you open up the fridge and there's takeout, let's say
from one of my kids or something. Right, maybe it's
like a half eaten cheeseburger or something. Even though they
were my kids, I'm.

Speaker 1 (54:49):
Still like, ah, my kids hate me because it's going.
It's gone the next day and they know taking food
off my kids place. Sure have. Yeah, yeah, your dad's funeral.
Dad's funeral was gonna figure. He was going to finish
those chicken figures and I could see it in this
I see it in this space. Man he was he
was tapping out and said, you're not gonna eat those?
Are you? In England? I think it was a buffet too.

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I could have gotten more. Yeah, shout out to the
Flanders in Ocean City in England.

Speaker 3 (55:18):
The fan At I guess this is Kent, England and
the district council Fanet District Council is looking to place
fines on people that curse in public. So they said,
I guess it's a bar town and people get drunk
and you know all the you know, all the people

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they spill out on the street.

Speaker 1 (55:40):
It's a swear, johnt We got one in our house,
yelling scream curses. A mother and daughter in Queens, New York,
have been arrested after their involvement in a fight over
a parking space, which I know, New York City, dude.
Do you know parking spots can go for like one
hundred grand a year? Oh yeah, I believe that.

Speaker 3 (55:57):
A forty five year old and a twenty one years
have both been hit with assault charges after allegedly attacking
another female driver. Witness the state the attack started when
the mother daughter duo saw the twenty one year old
victim moving a trash can to block off a spot. Yeah,
don't do that. These short towns they try and do
this too.

Speaker 1 (56:14):
They'll put like traffic cones or like beach chairs in
front of the house, and it's like, dude, it's public parking.

Speaker 3 (56:20):
Come on, bro, take that cone and throw it down
the street. So the locals got mad and beat her up. Okay, oh,
they beat the woman up, but yeah, dude, I was
in Margate for the fourth of July and I saw
people doing that, and I'm like, look, I get it.
You want the spot in front of your house, but

(56:41):
it's up for grabs. It's public parking, man, Dude, I'm
not kidding. I drove around half hour trying to find
a parking spot.

Speaker 1 (56:50):
Sure. Yeah, it's like come on man, Yeah, it's nice
to have a driveway when you work with your Well,
that's what ended up happening, was like now we're shifting cars.
We're moving cars, like it's like it's like, oh, park
up on the lawn. It's like, what, like, I don't
like parking on the lawn. Uh, there you go. Those
people they have a bet you not so much excel

(57:10):
that Jersey's Rock Stations, the XL. I'm going through with
my kid with tennis where you did with your son
with basketball, where you're watching a sport where it's not
very competitive kind of force just watching it. Yeah, I'm
doing tennis lessons, like a tennis camp, which he loves.
He did. He like it's fun. You're watching, you're watching
what's he ate? Uh yeah eight? You should know his

(57:33):
age and uh, it's tough because you're watching, you know,
kids that aren't you know, aren't very good and they're
just playing big ping pong and watching kids miss the
ball entirely. There's just swing and a miss. Right. It's
John Candy in.

Speaker 3 (57:50):
Uh in splash when they play racquetball.

Speaker 1 (57:54):
Now my kids, I could all right, my kid's not
missing the ball. Well, here's what he is doing. And
he's told me this. His goal now is at the
end of tennis. Gamp is not the play a game
of tennis. He wants to hit the ball over the fence.
And I know the I know he is not the
goal of the game. I know the I know the
guy's teaching it. He's like, yeah, he's a kind of
a friend and stuff, so we joke about it. But

(58:15):
he's like he's like he's doing really well. He just
he hits the ball too hard. I'm like, yeah, because
he's being a little hurt golf. He wants to hit
the ball as hard as he can, but he's missing
the point of the tennis.

Speaker 3 (58:26):
Well, that's the thing is tennis is like chess, Like
you have to hit it in certain positions and that's
the whole thing. And yes, you have to hit it hard,
and you want to hit it hard, but you have
to hit it hard in a certain direction and then
that's the land in a good play and yeah, yeah
and uh and yes, hitting it over the fence, you
also then lose the ball.

Speaker 1 (58:46):
Right now, he's got to go this. So he's running
outside the gate, open the gate, go get the ball
because he's the only one and he's the only one
doing it. I said, buddy, you understand if you look
at everybody else. The guy's saying, aim at my head
and you're sitting next to the net, because that's it's
going to go over and stay and play, not mine.
He wants to whack it. He whacked up behind him.
I'm like, listen, listen. I know this wasn't very expensive,
but at least enjoy some of it. Learn a little

(59:07):
bit about tennis, so you can play tennis. Yeah. Yeah,
out there just baking away for an hour and a
half every morning. I'm like, man, I can't down the data.
You're right, dude, that was me.

Speaker 3 (59:16):
My little guy played uh oh, now, my big guy
he played basketball when he was like seven or eight.
Nothing more boring than a seven year old playing basketball.

Speaker 1 (59:26):
I mean, dude, I'm not kidding. The scores were like
six to four. Now if you should do it, this
is what they should do with that, and the WNBA
lower those rims. Let me get a couple of these
big broads in the WNBA slam dunk in the ball. Well,
now we're talking. Do it for the kids too, Lower
that thing, Dan, bring it down. He's doing the windmill slam.
Do Now you got something to watch? Yeah, yeah, I'll

(59:47):
tell you what. Man see. I don't think it would
be cool, but it was back in the day.

Speaker 3 (59:53):
You show him YouTube clips of Andre Agassy, Like, dude,
I was obsessed with Andrea mashing it. He wasn't. Even
when he first he was I mean good, he was
good enough to be a professional tennis player, but he wasn't.
He wasn't a great tennis player when he was at
like his marketing height. It wasn't until he lost his
hair and he really focused on like playing tennis and

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not being like a sex symbol that he became the
best tennis player in the world.

Speaker 1 (01:00:21):
And he was cool.

Speaker 3 (01:00:22):
He was cool, cool, cool, and like, you know, like
my brother would like, you know, uh, some dork like Boris.

Speaker 1 (01:00:30):
Becker and I'd be like, Becker sucks. Yeah, Andre Aggies's
where it's at in the golf game. I jumped on
the Lee Trevino. I jumped on that bandwagon because I
thought he was Italian and cool guy Leech. He's the
coolest guy in goth not to me. I love Lee
Travina again, I rooted for him.

Speaker 3 (01:00:50):
Do you want a cool story about Lee Trevino struck
by lightning? There you go cool and also had a
bad ass Nintendo game.

Speaker 1 (01:00:59):
He did, he did? Yeah, so yeah, three more days
of tennis camp and then we're done. We're done with that.
Does he ever pick up the tennis racket again? One
hundred and eighty dollars well spent. We'll see, we'll see. Hey, everybody,
thanks you call today. Always welcome on the show, Glen,
you know part of it. Stay there. Let's kick off
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