MONDAY 9-22-25

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Wake Up, Wake Up, Wake Up, Wake Up.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
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Speaker 1 (00:43):
Hey man? Good morning. I thought about you yesterday. I
was at my in law and we were watching football.
We're watching Eagles game. What a game? Yeah? How was
that game that came us?

Speaker 3 (00:58):
All?

Speaker 1 (00:58):
Right? Now, maybe once in a season to a block
a field goal, but to have it happened twice in
the same half, that's pretty fantastic. It's like the team
just wins like these, Like I think Jalen Hurts in
a past life saved a village full of kids from
burning alive, and then he was gifted this. Yeah. So
I'm gonna put your back on this earth. But you're
gonna win every game you want to win, no matter

(01:19):
even if you are down by nineteen at the half.
You know, but I thought about the food that you
would have loved, the food that we had there. You know,
because uh, Chuck, the neighbor who you've met, he comes over,
or Chuck rolls over and I parked my car and
Chuck's driveway. Uh, so he comes over, they bring over stuff.

(01:41):
So let's let's start with maybe some buffalo chicken dip. Okay,
all right? So that was my wife made that. So
we got buffalo chicken dip. We stopped and got like
cinnamon buns from Mallins in Ocean City. A right, a
little dessert for the end. Yeah right, and uh, because
you know, once it's a one o'clock Kings, you get
over there a little early, so it's a little you know,

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there's kind of a breakfast five A little dip it
in the coffee. I get it, and uh, then we
go brunch right now. Then we go sausage and peppers,
all right. Then we go chili. Then we go some
type of like sliders. But it was like cut up

(02:24):
lunch meat in the sliders, yeah, which were pretty damn good,
like little mini sandwiches. Then yeah, yeah, but they were
like it was this weird like if you wouldn't like
is haded onions in Nope, you gotta pick out the onions.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
Then we then, dude, I'll tell you what the banger
was keeso dip Okay, I like Keyeso dip. Yeah, Kaeso
dip was a banger, and then there was there was
one more thing and I'm trying to remember, and you
would have uh yeah, you would have dug this spread.
The Buffalo chicken dip is a must, and I got it.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
I have.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
I have a go to guy who either he says
he makes it, but I don't buy it because it
comes into real nice container. So I think he bought like,
I think he he makes it. You gotta make it
a crock pox yeah yeah, yeah, he says he makes it.
I think he buys it. Yeah, but that's always legit.
And I always look for things too, and I tell
my I tell my wife, like we were at Sam's.
She's like, well, we'll get this for the guys. I'm like, no, no, no,
that's too expensive. Get the crappy little sliders. I think

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you can get eighteen for like nineteen bucks or something. I
was like, that's where I live with my friends, like
I have. I'm money conscious when it comes to it,
or something that's gonna fill him up. I said, I'll
do meat balls. Oh you want to make meat balls? No, no,
I'll make meat balls for the family. If they're coming over.
I get the frozen bags of Walmart, dump them in
there with some gravy and there's some bread, so it
fills them all up. Yeah. The sausage of peppers are

(03:43):
the slamm dog. Yeah, put them on a bread man.
Now they're they're sucking him. Nice rolls, yeah, yeah, plenty
of food then yeah. There and then they got like
these nice Italian loafs of bread. And I asked my
father in law, Ago, what's the Italian bread for? And
he goes to dip in the chilling. Okay, again, you're
filling people up. They're gonna feel full when they leave it. Yeah,
you would have liked this. This is so and I

(04:04):
did not like this. It was a vegetable track, but
instead of vegetables, so it was the vegetable dip to
usually get right, and instead of vegetables, it was different
kinds of bread in the vegetable set. See, I would
take that bread and I would head it over to
the chili pot. I think I would dip it in
that those vegetable trays. I tell my wife, we throw

(04:25):
away vegetables, those vegetables, so like that. Yeah, I would
be the one eating that vegetable treck r. It was
not a vegetable to be found in this in this party.
Last Oh your man card. If you're dipping a carrot
in something at a football now, you're going out, man.
And I hate Celery and I love God and it's
so trashy too. I'm just drinking straight out of the

(04:49):
thirty pack. Yeah, I'm not putting it on ice. I'm
not putting it in the fridge. Right, you pull it
out of the box and keep tearing the box and
open it. I opened that and I didn't even turn
it sideways. Look at the top. Open and I'm just
taking it right out of the bunch of screams trash.
I think I at one point was resting my feet

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on the thirty pack drinking out of it. Everybody, Monday,
We're gonna find a ZXL Workforce Employee of the Day today,
are we? Yeah? We are wet Garden State Comicfests and
hysterical this thing. No, it's like it's like superheroes. Gosh,
it's gonna be It's gonna be awesome. Then yep. So
it's at the Vinyland Convention Center, the Garden State ComicFest. Uh,

(05:32):
we're gonna have tickets for that. H So we're gonna
hook you up with that coming up in just a
little bit. It is one hundred point seven zxls Afterseay's
rock station CXL Morning Show. Good morning, everybody cut my
life into pieces, do it live.

Speaker 4 (05:48):
I can go alrighte it and we'll do it.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
Lot and things sucks. I'm scotting. Good morning. Here's some
news about U's. FBI director Cash Patel announced yesterday that
his agency is investigating quote theories and questions related to
the September tenth assassination of Charlie Kirk. On a social
media post, Patel affirmed that he is committed to ensuring

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the investigation in the Charlie Kirk's assassination is thorough and exhausted.
Ask my wife, we are now that there was a
plane dropped down, let some drones out. She thinks he
was shot by a drone. Oh Cobra style like old
Gi Joe. Yep. Yeah, whatever it is, it's still going
on in my house. It's never gonna end. Police are
investigating a shooting that happened near Rowan University on Sunday morning.

(06:37):
According to police, the incident happened along Main Street, just
off the college's campus, near the Landmark. Me and you
have had lunch there, Yeah, when my son was at
Rowan is close to my house. However, has of six
thirty am on Sunday. Officials have not yet said what
led to this incident and how many people were involved,
but they said there were no students involved in this shooting. Oh,

(07:01):
A tiger handler, a person who deals with tigers, was
fatally mauled in an accident involving guess what was it?
The tiger? A tiger he cared for at an Oklahoma preserved.
I assume that's gonna happen when you take on that job.
The attack occurred Saturday at the Growler Pines Tiger Preserve
in Hugo, Oklahoma. The preserve remembered him the gentleman who

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died has a passionate advocate for wildlife conservation, who especially
loved big cats and dedicated his life to the care
of animals. You know who's not going to be attacked
by a tiger? You and I now, when we walk
out of here, because we have no affiliation with tigers
at all. You're a betting man. I would put a
million dollars that me and you will never be eaten
by a tiger. I'm gonna call it into my book

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right now. That's news. What about sports? Eagles beat up
on the Rams thirty three, twenty six. What a game,
Lions Ravens, that's gonna be tonight. How'd your giants do?
Let's just say, three games in every year? Right? I
look forward to football three games in every year. I'm
done with football other than gambling. But dude, I got

(08:07):
I took a bath this week.

Speaker 2 (08:08):
Man.

Speaker 1 (08:08):
As far as dambling, I lost everything.

Speaker 3 (08:10):
Dude.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
The NFL is rigged, y'all. The nf the Packers not
to cover six and a half to throw an interception
that Cleveland Browns with two forty something left on the clock.
Come on, it's rigged. And you know what's gotta stop, dude,
college football? These these cush games. Dude, it was a
team Idaho State beat I don't know. I think it

(08:32):
was maybe like a special needs school. Yeah, nineties enough,
She's that's too much, man, Like, it's like, what do
you do like special needs? You gotta stop. It's it's
I don't know why they cushion the schedule with these
soft games at the beginning of the season. But it's
like all right, like dude, like you're playing do you know?
Like I'm a University of Tennessee fan because I went there,

(08:53):
so I'm watching the University of Tennessee game. I had
to google the name of the team. It was you
a B. And I'm like, it's not Auburn, It's like
you a B. So google it. It's University of Alabama, Birmingham.
What is that Pencotech And they ended up beating him
like seventy two to nine. Yeah, I can't. I can't.

(09:16):
It's like it's ridiculous. I can't gamble anymore.

Speaker 2 (09:19):
Man.

Speaker 1 (09:19):
Diamondbacks beat the Phils ninety two yesterday afternoon. They are
off today. And this is sad Man. Uh, super nice guy.
I've met him a billion times. If you are ever
on our Booze cruises, we've probably beeped at him and
he waved from his dack in Sea Isle. Bernie Parun
died in his sleep over the weekend at the age
of eighty. Philadelphia Flyers legend. There you go. That's news

(09:43):
that sports. Sun and clouds today hyped to seventy three
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XL so Outh Jersey's rock station, z XL Morning. So Okay,
so my wife and I decide, and my son is
twelve just right, So he's gotta be thirteen soon, right, Yeah,

(10:07):
so I think he's I think my son's what's six
months older. February, he'll be thirty. Okay, yeah, he's the
seventh grade now. So my wife and I we haven't
had to talk with him. Say, listen, it's good to
have a Christmas talk with him because he's in seventh grade.
And look, I think I have I have an idea. Yeah,
you just let that happen. You just usually you just
let the kid on a bus, like figure it out,

(10:28):
like somebody at school is gonna tell him, right, but
it can be very vague here, but I don't want
him to be the kid it's like oh no, no,
and then defend it and the kid's like, non, man,
this this is the way it really goes down. Buddy
heavy handed Dennis, like I think his kid thought it was.
It's like sophomore of high school. I love that. Yeah,
let's keep the let's keep the mystery going. And again

(10:50):
it's the it's a lie. I get it, it's a lie.
It's just sweet. I mean it's it's it's it's beautiful
and it's sweet. But like, yeah, it's just going to
break his heart more. Yeah, when he finds out. And
once again, I think everyone knows what we're talking about.
We're being vague, but I think you know, like the
thing that happens around December twenty fifth. So we sit
them down, we say, listen, we want to talk with

(11:11):
you real quick because I want to. I want you
to know for sure, so you're not defending the thing
it goes down or whatever in front of your friends.
I don't want you to be. You're not the part
of the joke. Yeah yeah, you're not the kid who's
like he's like no, it's yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, good
way watch this too. Like he's asked questions in front
of my eight year old and I don't want him
to ruin it for him more than any Well, that's
what happens man with siblings is the oldest finds out

(11:34):
and then it kind of ruins it for the younger one.
But even my my little guy found out and actually
came to me and said, you know, I know, I
know what's up. Yeah, let you know, hook and I
know it's up. And I was like, okay, Bud, and
he goes, I'm not going to ruin it for you know,
his sister perfect. Yeah, and he's like, he's like, I'm
going to let her have another year or two. And

(11:55):
I mean, kids are smart, they're figure it out. Like
he asked my wife in front. Now we you know,
going back a couple of years well, a couple of
years ago. Yeah, we said, what do you want for Christmas?
He wanted grandmam to come right, So what we do
is here grandma Grandma flies in. Yeah, you wanted her
there for Christmas. So what happened is Grandma flies in?

(12:15):
Does she showed it with an Xbox the week the
night before she flies in Christmas Eve, kids are already
in bed. I pick her up right Christmas morning, wake up? Well,
what do you want? We want to grab boom? She
comes out of the bedroom, looks like the most magical
thing ever. Right, we pull this thing off. Her hair
is all messed up from sleep. We're like, I must
have been She's talking about she flew in on the sled,
you know, the whole thing, right with the accent. So

(12:37):
he brings it up in front of my the little
guy say yeah, did grandma really fly on the sled?
And my wife's like, well, listen, I'm not going to
break it to you in front of everybody. So we
goes to stay at the conversation on Sunday. He's like, listen,
He's like, I don't want to hear it. He's like,
so obviously he knows, but he's like, just don't say confirmed.
Don't ruin my child don't ruin my childhood with this

(12:58):
live right, Jesus Christ. Dude, we're just trying to because
that's what it is. What you're doing, is you're you're
taking away his childhood right to let him just think
whatever he wants to think. But no, in the back
of your mind, if it comes up in conversation, you
go it's like, you know, if you know you have cancer, right,
you know it? You know you know your body? Yes, please, yes,

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but you just don't want to go to the doctor
to get it confirmed. Right, You're very much like having cancer.
But it is, dude, there are times in a childhood
where it's you know, it could be divorce with me,
a dude. I remember clear as day, like my like,
I had a couple of things happen in my teenage

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years that completely like, all right, childhood's over. It's we're
we're on the adult path now, and I gotta I
kind of got to take over and do things as
an adult. And it happens, and it's kind of sad, man,
because it's it's that innocence and the naivete of a child. Yeah,
so I said, listen, man, now now you listen. I'm

(14:01):
not going to say it, but now we know we're
on the same page. You walk away, I walk away.
It'll never be brought up again. But stop bringing up
a Freddie little brother, all these things that go on. Listen.
I still like to believe. I think you do. I
think there's times you do. I go to sleep, you know,
and then you know, I do things that wake up like,
oh my god, look look how magical it is. I

(14:22):
don't know. I look at my credit card bill and
I go, it's not real. It's it's definitely no one
brought these for free. Speaking of gifts, we have a
great gift for everybody out there Gordon State Comic Fest
at the Vineland Convention Center. It's a comic book festival
and I believe it's headlined by Melissa Joan Hart from

(14:44):
Sabrina the Teenage Witch, and Clarissa explains it all if
you're a nineties kid. Was she in the New Superman?
Or Am I getting that wrong? I don't believe she was.
Which I started watching. It's a little bit of a
tough watch it is. And just Superman's awful. It's nice.
It's not forget thing. I said, No, it's terrible. He
gets his ass kicked in the entire movie. It's not great. No,

(15:04):
it's at all. But I'm only like, I'm only like
twenty minutes in. Oh, you haven't seen the whole thing yet.
I haven't seen the whole thing. Don't ruin it for me,
don't ruin I saw the Dog. Was it a Cosmo
or something like that? Sonic?

Speaker 3 (15:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (15:15):
The dog has to take them home.

Speaker 2 (15:17):
You know.

Speaker 1 (15:17):
So I saw that. So we have tickets for the
Garden State ComicFest coming to the Violin Convention Center. It's
gonna be awesome if you want the ticket. Six zero
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nine six seven seven one hundred and seven We get back. Hey,

(15:40):
here's some rock news for you. The Rolling Stones. No,
they're still you know, Keith and Mick, Ronnie Wood, they're
still kicking. Charlie Watts, he passed away, Rest in peace.
They're working on new music. Okay, let's hear it. Didn't
they have a new song that came out not long ago. Yeah,

(16:00):
twenty twenty three, Hackney Diamonds came out, so uh yeah,
it's uh, I don't know do we need eighty five
year olds making new music. You have so much old
music that's great. The Rolling Stones. You're the Rolling Stones?
And what are you going to talk about? Like, what's
uh you know, when you sit down with your pen
and pad, what are you talking about? You're talking about, Hey,

(16:24):
we had dinner at three thirty. We're playing botchy ball.
We're in the retirement home. Uh so yeah, so I
don't know, sure, you know what. Whatever, let's let it
gets it out of their system. The Rolling Stones do
whatever the Rolling Stones want to do. Oh, it's a
rap album. This I hope they collaborate with Cardi B.

(16:44):
This is scary and you would not expect it from
this band. But Hampton Virginia Fish was performing, right, jam
band Fish. This is where people are just they're hot.
They just they just want to hear. They just dance around.
Did they get shot at the neck too? Dude? One

(17:05):
person killed, two more were injured in a fatal stabbing.
That's a fish show. That's a fish show. Should be
exhausted when you leave there and hide. I've been to
fish shows. You don't get stabbing unless it was a
drug deal gone bad, because I mean, there is a
lot of drugs. But now these people are like, we're
old now, so it's like, come on, yeah, what are

(17:25):
we doing? Like what was it over? Like a nitross balloon?

Speaker 2 (17:28):
Right?

Speaker 1 (17:28):
Yeah? Something stupid? Or like some guy took another guy's
flip flops? Is birking stocks? Yeah? Yeah, Yo, that's my
Petouli oil. Dude, where's my hacky sack? Hey? How about this?
I don't know if you follow Morrissey, he was like
he was one of those like like with the Cure.

(17:50):
He's not with the cure, but he's like the cure
depeche Mode, like those depressing English bands of the late eighties.
I just picture him looking like Edward scissorhands. Dude, he
is never was for me? Right. A concert schedule for
Connecticut and another one in Boston has been canceled because

(18:11):
he keeps getting death threats. So the sixty six year
old singer is saying, yeah, now we're canceling all the
shows so I don't get killed. What kind of death
threats from? What? Is he being political? I don't think
so why would you want to kill this guy? Unless
you said, I don't know something dumb, it's crazy fans, dude,

(18:32):
I'll tell you. After the Charlie Kirk thing, I think
a lot of celebrities, uh and and and political figures
and people that talk in public are really thinking about
how to do it better and have more security. Is
that scary? Dude? Like it? You know that that dude
was you know, just sitting on a college campus, you know,

(18:52):
just yapping away and and gets killed. So I think,
you know a lot of people are like, hey, man,
I mean, look, dude to you even bring it down
to a smaller version. Look at Chris Rock. Dude Will
Smith just walks up and slaps them. Yeah, right, like
like okay, where was security there? Yeah? I walked up

(19:12):
and just smashed smack them. There you go. Some rock
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(19:33):
back nine am. Your first shot at one thousand dollars
happens this morning. What it is? I got the email
over the weekends. I got the email, the emails I
never checked. Yeah, yeah, so it's all I think it did. Actually,
let me double check. Everyone. Just hang in there. Yeah,
let's just double check on that. Okay, you know I'm
gonna bring this up. So I did not know very

(19:55):
much about Charlie Kirk, right, I I didn't. I would
watch some clips of him here and there. I got
what he did. I've learned much more about him since.
Unfortunately he was he was killed in very and who's
murdered assassinated? Yeah, unless you're at one of his events.
All I really got were clips. I never tuned into
the podcast. I never had any of that. And I

(20:18):
and I follow some podcasts that would like talk about him.
His name would always pop up, but I never put
I don't know, it's never paid attention. Seems like a
very nice guy, a good family man. I think there's
a lot of negativity, uh, and things that are were
taken way out of context that are out online right

(20:39):
now about him. But yesterday they did this huge event
in an arena, like ninety thousand people showed up to
do this honoring of like I maybe call it his funeral,
like it was. It was just this honoring of Charlie Kirk, right,
that's how beloved you was Like they put glass in
front of everybody that's a smart Yeah, yeah, everyone's everyone's

(21:00):
and like Trump was there and it's behind big bulletproof glass,
Like when you go to the inner City and you
have to buy booze? Where was that a week ago?
But here's the thing and me and you just saw this, right,
we're watching clips of it. His wife comes out, his
widow she just lost her husband two weeks ago. His
widow come not even two weeks ago. She comes out

(21:22):
and they have Pyro going off like it's a Nickelback concert. Yeah,
if you look, I saw it was, And I'm like,
like it was a WWE event and I'm like, what
why are they shooting on fireworks? Like I saw it
yesterday and it looks silly. Also looks like there's like
lighting in the front of the stage, but it's not

(21:43):
lighting that like uplighting where it's like looks American behind you. Well,
it looks like the kind of ones you put it
like a I don't know, like studio. Don't know if
you know, I don't even know this, but Limp Biscuit
played right. Sometimes we go too much like we lose,
We lose the fact that it was just it should
be simple to like the whole thing was very it was,
it was very nice. Yeah, I don't know. I don't

(22:04):
look at that they're going off with Trump's And didn't
we learn anything from the Great White Concert from from
twenty years ago? Uh yeah, I don't. I didn't. I
don't get it. But it looks like a college foot game. Yeah.
Now my wife brought this up too, and I said, yes,
we did this when we went to Tennessee. Yeah, on
your ticket it tells you what color you should wear,

(22:25):
like a orange. Yeah. So there's here too, and watch
and then they have some in a white section I
think a red section, and there's a blue supposed to
be red white and red white and blue, okay, which
is very American. But again, if you're going the mourn
someone who died, you're not thinking about, oh my god,
I gotta wear my blue shirt for the Charlie Kirk memorial.
Yeah it was. It's just I don't know if if

(22:46):
a memorial for someone who got assassinated is like you
shoot off pyro. Yeah, it was weird. It's a weird.
It was a weird choice. It was a weird I'll
be honest, and like, I feel bad for her, Like
what do you do? Like she's now just standing there
on stage watching it happen. She's standing there on stage,
just waiting for the pyro to go away. If you
look at her mouth, she even whispers, this is our word, one,

(23:08):
this is our word. How ridiculous. Don't go behind. I
would walk right behind the bulletproof flash. She's staring at
the stage and not even by the glass with the
pyro going off. Even she's like, please do I can't go.
I can't start talking to Aristop. I don't know. I
think this was Arizona. I think that's where he's from,
somewhere Glendale and uh and so imagine you're the Pyro guy, right,

(23:30):
because every city has a Pyro guy. And then you
get the call and you're like, hey, man, uh you
got to be at the arena. We got Pyro to do.
And he's like, all right, cool man. Was a Metallica
playing And it's like no, oh, man, okay, is ACDC playing? No? Now, like,
is it a country show something like that? No, what
is it? It's the Charlie Kirk Memorial. We're gonna do

(23:52):
Pyro for it. Which, by the way, when you die,
this is gonna look just like your funeral. I will
go over the top with it. I hope you sh
because my I think my uh my end of life ceremony,
it's gonna be a lot like this. Well, uh, we'll
be a lot smaller. Yeah, I hope you just shoot
off Roman candles. That's it. Honestly, if we could end,

(24:14):
if I die and somehow my funeral becomes like the
Great White Show, it would it would make me happy
in heaven. We're gonna have it at the Violent Convention
Center where we're going away the comic book tickets to think,
somewhere where there's a drop ceiling and somehow it catches
on fire. Even this too. You didn't need ninety thousand
people in this whole. You didn't need this big to do.

(24:36):
She could have easily did something small and people could
have streamed it. People wanted to go. I mean, I
get it. It was an event. I think they had artists,
like like the music artists and stuff. Look, dude, you
went to a thing yesterday for him. Yeah, it wasn't
this big. You did you have any Did you have
any fireworks? No, no, we had. It was a candlelight visual,

(24:56):
but they weren't candles. You had to turn them on
because of the wind. Yeah. Yeah, it was a little battery,
you know. Yeah, not this, Not this. They had Piro
at the Charlie Kirk memorial. I think it's massive. Well,
I mean, dude, I mean it shows how big the
guy was that he was able to, you know, ninety
thousand people wanted to be party and then look outside,
the parking lot was spilled with people too. Do you tailgate? Listen?

(25:19):
I don't know. If you're going out with your buddies,
you can, like, what do you tailgate at a memorial service? Yeah?
What we'll tail gate at your funeral too. Nitrous balloons
that's what I want at my funeral. Look we get back,
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Speaker 4 (26:00):
So I'm trying to help you grow because I'm not
gonna lie both of you guys.

Speaker 3 (26:04):
Man.

Speaker 4 (26:04):
I drive in, I'm listening to you guys talk, and
I go, how is it that we've been doing this
segment for three years and yet you still want.

Speaker 1 (26:13):
To be a sheep.

Speaker 4 (26:17):
I'm sitting here and I'm like, you're talking about you
had the conversation. I had the conversation with my son
and I'm thinking.

Speaker 1 (26:23):
What is he think?

Speaker 4 (26:23):
Is some don't have porn on his phone? He doesn't
notice already? And no, no, it's about what goes down
in December. And I told you already the whole day. No, No,
how about let's just keep it real, you know what,
you know what you did? You want to Satan Klaus,
but you want to know what you want to know

(26:45):
what it is. But you want to know what it is, doog.
Let me want to know what hurt his feelings? Not that,
not that that, that's not what it is. No, is
that he realized that his mother and father have been
lying to him since the day he was born on
And that, my friends, is why they can get this
whole world to believe that the earth is round when

(27:05):
it was really flat, because they started telling you that
before you even can make a decision.

Speaker 1 (27:11):
That fun in December.

Speaker 4 (27:14):
It's all fun and games until like Scotty saying, you're
eighteen years old like I was, and you're defending it
because you like the debate. Okay, yea, all right, we're
not gonna talk about it. All I'm saying is this man,
stop lying to your children.

Speaker 1 (27:32):
Stop here. Me and my son.

Speaker 4 (27:35):
Me and my son are already arguing over this because
I never lied to my kids. I kept it real.
You're looking at him, Chris, you're looking at him. The
Torres s lavee in the front, the four Torres slave dog. Yeah,
that's what That's what gets me is okay. You know
with South Pole is queens. Listen, you're looking at him.

(27:57):
You're looking at him. I leave every day to go
work with the l's. Dude, stop lying to your children.
You stop lying. Shut up, stop lying your children.

Speaker 1 (28:06):
December morning, December twenty fifth, the morning of you. And
and let me tell you gifts. I know.

Speaker 4 (28:12):
Let me no, no, no, no, I'm not saying you
can't exchange kids.

Speaker 3 (28:15):
I know what.

Speaker 4 (28:16):
I'm not saying that. Listen, my kids got the experience.
Ask my kids how their Christmas was. They got to
wash the dude. They got to wash the dude. You
know they'll be the year with that. And they washed
all that, so you never they knew they and I
said to them, I said, listen, don't got the question.
I said, no, no, never, never bring up a sum
And some dude, some dude who needs to make five

(28:37):
thousand dollars in December has no job for the rest
of the year. Drinks. I know the dudes who play Sanama,
your son, the dudes, I know the dudes who play Santa.
You do not want your child sitting on their laughs.

Speaker 1 (28:49):
I haven't taken me.

Speaker 4 (28:51):
They'll be like, they'll be like, why does Santa feel
like he has three legs?

Speaker 1 (28:54):
So if I asked your son at eight years old.

Speaker 4 (28:56):
Then it comes over and goes, I'm wearing three stockings today.

Speaker 1 (29:00):
At eight years old. Will tell me that eight he
never went to bed on the twenty fourth. Well, got
on the twenty fifth and had gifts on.

Speaker 4 (29:06):
No, that's now what he's gonna tell you. What he's
gonna tell you is I went to bed every twenty fourth.
Nothing under the tree. You aren't even allowed to put
Like if you went to work and they gave you
a gift, don't put that under the tree. Put that
in the corner.

Speaker 1 (29:18):
Give it to me.

Speaker 4 (29:18):
I take it. When they went to sleep, I went
hooked up the tree. I was the first one to
wake up in the morning with my coffee. Turn on
the lights, make sure everything looks good. And when they
woke up, they were like, oh, surprised with the gifts.
Look with that you could do that. Yeah, look what
mommy and daddy did for you. Okay, now they know
they can trust me no matter what. Now they know
when I when I tell my son, if I have

(29:40):
to have to bury the body dog, I'm the first one.
I hope you bear the body. You say that, and
he's gonna be like, yeah, maybe I don't know. I
remember when you lied to me about a certain.

Speaker 1 (29:50):
Dude, your kid, Gary, you lied to your children since today?
They want both know hurt anybody? Oh really? Yes? How
about trust?

Speaker 4 (29:58):
If you're if your kid losing trust in you doesn't
mean anything. My kid grew up knowing that his parents
were better than everybody else's, you know why. And I
said to them, don't go telling the kids whose parents
lie to them, don't go messing it up for them.

Speaker 1 (30:16):
Let their parents lie.

Speaker 4 (30:17):
So my kids will come home and be like, oh,
someone of those parents lie to them too. They knew
they had truth in their house. I bring my talking
truth to think.

Speaker 1 (30:25):
And that's what they do.

Speaker 4 (30:26):
They try to make you feel bad that you're not
raising your child outside the same thing.

Speaker 2 (30:33):
And you know what, you know what?

Speaker 4 (30:34):
And how about this? And how about this next month?
You're all gonna let your kids go out and dress
up like demons and let your daughters dressed up like
prostitutes Halloween? Oh yeah, yeah, no, don't talk to strangers.
Don't talk to strangers. But on the thirty first, go
knock on that dude's house. See if he can give
you something. Get out of here.

Speaker 3 (30:53):
Man.

Speaker 4 (30:55):
Everything you teach your kid, every holiday, goes against it.
So what's the message you're sending your kid? You tell
your kid don't talk to strangers. October thirty, first, go
knock on that door. What about Columbus Day? Thank god
he was on the winning side.

Speaker 1 (31:10):
I got a Columbus Day.

Speaker 4 (31:12):
I already wasn't a good dude, but back then, who
really was?

Speaker 1 (31:15):
Stop it?

Speaker 2 (31:15):
So, so.

Speaker 1 (31:18):
You grew up your mom super religious? No, no she didn't.

Speaker 4 (31:23):
I didn't grow up. No, I didn't grow up like Carrie.

Speaker 1 (31:24):
They're all gonna laugh at you.

Speaker 4 (31:26):
No, my mother wasn't religious when I grew up.

Speaker 1 (31:28):
She's religious, she got.

Speaker 4 (31:30):
She's not really religious, she would all she's not religious.
Now what she has as a relationship with God. See,
that's the thing we teach our kids to believe in.
That dude, you teach your kid to believe in all
these other things, and then you bring up God and
everybody's like, oh, well, what's the problem you have with God?

Speaker 3 (31:44):
What?

Speaker 4 (31:44):
You want to go out and murder, You want to
go out and lie, You want to cover your neighbor's wife.
Cut it out, man, Cut it out. What we're doing
is we're breaking up the core of the family.

Speaker 1 (31:53):
And that's what they do.

Speaker 4 (31:55):
They break up the core of their family.

Speaker 1 (31:57):
Man.

Speaker 4 (31:58):
See you want to name names. I wasn't gone. I
was gonna let the parments out there continue to lie
to their children. But since you drop the name, man,
they're probably gonna take me out like it was Epstein.

Speaker 1 (32:07):
Is that the elves A couple of the elves? The
conspiracy today?

Speaker 4 (32:16):
Oh man, dude, I just told you the breakdown of
family values and how they do it through through through holidays. Man,
you don't see the conspiracy.

Speaker 1 (32:27):
I just gaze. See That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (32:28):
Man, Open your eyes, man, don't be like soul. Be
like Paul. Saul got blinded until those things got lifted
off his eyes. Until he did he become poor.

Speaker 1 (32:38):
Go out there.

Speaker 4 (32:39):
Everything is biblical. Everything is biblical. Believe me when I
say it, whether you believe in whether you believe in
it or not, the people running.

Speaker 1 (32:46):
This country do.

Speaker 4 (32:47):
And there on the other side, Yeah, of course, this
is an audio book. It's an audiobook on everything.

Speaker 1 (32:51):
Man.

Speaker 4 (32:52):
In fact, I listened to it going to sleep so
subliminedly it fills my mind, you know, And listen, because
somebody tell me why the number thirty three he's posted
hopping up?

Speaker 1 (33:01):
That is something that keeps the beer at Yeah, I'm.

Speaker 4 (33:05):
Sure I'm not gonna look to the left, Jojo, could
you tell me why thirty three he's popping up? Even
when we know Scottie, I love you because you you
you know?

Speaker 1 (33:16):
He said, his kid knows.

Speaker 4 (33:17):
I know he does, but he's not a good He's
not a good liar though. That's the thing his kid
knew already. He said, yeah, Dad, keep it going. You
know you you're a good liar.

Speaker 1 (33:27):
I am a great liar. I know you.

Speaker 4 (33:31):
And I'm a little mad at you too. Because here's
another you know, the other conspiracy is the feminization of men.
Remember I told you that long time ago.

Speaker 3 (33:38):
Man.

Speaker 4 (33:38):
They're trying to trying to soften men up. Man, now
going I see these videos of you and your lady. Man,
I feel like your pants are a little too tight.
I feel like you're sitting in the corner. She got
your sitting in the corner like a couck. Man, Get
up there, standing up straight. Let her lean to you,
not you to her.

Speaker 3 (33:54):
Man.

Speaker 4 (33:54):
I saying that, I'm like, I gotta talk to my men.
I can't even ready to talk to you coming at you.

Speaker 1 (33:59):
I saw I saw the video.

Speaker 4 (34:00):
I'm like, yo, man, why she looks so cooky?

Speaker 1 (34:02):
Now what's the video is?

Speaker 4 (34:03):
It was one of the house ones where she's talking
and you're in the corner and your tight tight blue jeans,
the matching things with the matching denim shirt, and then
you come and walking up behind the you can walking
up behind the like she's like, yeah, come like a dog.

Speaker 1 (34:19):
Like we learned a lot today.

Speaker 4 (34:28):
Stop being feminized, dude, bigger than, bigger than, don't be afraid.

Speaker 1 (34:38):
An amazing relationship. She's mad.

Speaker 4 (34:41):
She's mad, col yes she is. And you know what,
I'm gonna Rea shot to herself and I'm gonna say,
you got my boy looking a little You got my
boy looking a little Femi in these videos?

Speaker 1 (34:52):
Could you?

Speaker 4 (34:53):
Could you do me a favor? And I'm sure she'll listen, because,
like I said, you got you gotta good woman.

Speaker 3 (34:57):
Man.

Speaker 4 (34:57):
She's she's got Republican ways. But but I'm gonna say,
you got your man looking a little Femi man. You know,
little Femi man shining a little too much. You can't
shine so bright. It's like going full retard. You can
never do okay, you can't shine so bright.

Speaker 1 (35:13):
You look a little juicier. You know, your.

Speaker 4 (35:16):
Skinnin his skin's a little too perfect. You know, does
she do your hair? You gotta like look because you know,
the only video I saw you this weekend was you
and him on stage, and all, like I said, was
you look trash. And that's why I like you. You know,
I'm like, yeah, like at a party, being doing rock

(35:38):
star stuff. I was doing rock star stuff. You know
it's he had shorts on. He looked totally inappropriate. You
you had the nah he I don't like an outfit
that came out of like stitch fit, you know, like
the you know, like the people that send you your
outfit in the box. My man be doing that. He
began his outfit sent Don't let people you don't know
tell you.

Speaker 1 (35:57):
How to dress structure.

Speaker 4 (35:59):
You know it was too perfect.

Speaker 1 (36:01):
Man your roommates with another man to me?

Speaker 4 (36:04):
Yes, yes, and you know what we're living?

Speaker 2 (36:08):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (36:08):
Mascular? Guy?

Speaker 2 (36:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (36:10):
I was wrong with that.

Speaker 4 (36:11):
I don't know what did you go to college?

Speaker 1 (36:13):
Did you go to college?

Speaker 4 (36:15):
Wait a minute, did you go to college?

Speaker 1 (36:16):
Barely? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (36:17):
Why was you like in any of those freaking what
is that alpha was?

Speaker 1 (36:21):
He was an fraternity right? Uh no, but close, pretty
pretty pretty close.

Speaker 4 (36:27):
I did see everybody's pack up, you know what I'm saying.
Like when people like, oh, we were in a frat together,
I'm like, yeah, all right, so you saw each other's penises.
Get out of here with that stuff.

Speaker 1 (36:36):
To put online. That breakfast was ready and you were
gonna come down to That's right, that's right. You got
another man make you breakfast? You live with what many? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (36:45):
Yeah, because you're the one making it for your wife.
I'm the one getting caught more dude.

Speaker 1 (36:50):
Yeah yeah, learned that he's a lion cock. Uh where
can people find it?

Speaker 4 (36:58):
Next week I'll be going that Scotti so sooning.

Speaker 1 (37:04):
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Speaker 4 (37:06):
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Brian's locata.

Speaker 1 (37:21):
All right, we love you here, love you.

Speaker 4 (37:24):
Look at the man you're going to fix this mess.

Speaker 1 (37:28):
You do not want to be man good way I am.
We'll do some track.

Speaker 4 (37:40):
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Speaker 3 (37:44):
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Speaker 1 (38:00):
Yeah, I think the experiment's over. Prince Harry and Megan Markle.
Remember they were gonna come to California and they were
gonna change the world. They had a deal with Netflix
and it was gonna be explosive and they were just
gonna be just normal people live in the American life.
Because he had gotten in, he had pissed off the

(38:20):
royal family. So he's like, I'm gonna move to America.
Like I'm gonna see him sitting down right now bills
like I do with my reading glasses on. Well, after
a couple of years and some failed TV shows and
some failed projects, it looks like they're moving back to
the UK. Does he get his room back or did
they make it into a gym? True? Because I'll tell
you what. My brother went to college and I jumped
in his room and stole it, right, Like I took

(38:44):
all his posters down and put up my posters, right,
And so then when he came home from college. I'm like, no, dude,
this is my room. Yeah you got you got my
old room. And so yeah, it's Prince Harry. I mean,
I guess he's got to go, you know, just kind
of tail between the legs, be like, Dad, hey, King,

(39:06):
can I can? I can I come back? And ig
you hang out in the castle. You are living with
mom and dad. Even though it's a castle and you're
a prince, you're living with mom. Mom got murdered by
the family, just dad, just just the kitchenal family. Yeah,
it's just like and it's gotta be tough when you're
sitting at the kitchen table and you're like, damn, my
dad killed my mom. That's a tough one. Why do

(39:28):
we come back? Congrats to Millie Bobby Brown and Jake
bonjioviy Uh Now that is Millie Bobby Brown is Some
Stranger Things. She's eleven, uh not age eleven, she is.
Her name on the show is eleven. And he's from
the Wildwood Fire Department. That's Bruce Springsteen sock. I always

(39:50):
get him mixed up. Jake Bonjiovi is John bon Jovi's kid.
They celebrated one year of marriage this week.

Speaker 3 (40:00):
For them.

Speaker 1 (40:01):
Yeah, I think that's the paper year. Is that it
is the person the gift with paper? Yeah? Yeah, So
congrats to Millie, Bobby Brown and Jake Bungie Ovey. Jennifer
Aniston was shocked to learn Reese Wetherspoon's real name isn't Reeese.
I guess her real name is Laura Jean Reese Weatherspoon.
Oh geez, huh, and she just decided to go by Reese.

(40:23):
I like Reese better? Is it Jennifer Anderson? Is that
her real name or is she like Becky Smith? No?
I think Jennifer Anderson's her real name because I think
her dad was something. I think her dad was a
big deal in Hollywood for a second. I don't know.
Do you know Jennifer Anderson's first movie, Ah no, I don't.
Leprechaun really and harm it was pre nose Job. Oh wow,

(40:48):
yeah yeah. She's like, yeah, you're watch her Leprechaun and
she's got a big old schnase. And then right after
Leprechaun she got to cut off and that's when she
started that kind of like friends wrung. Does she get
killed in Leprechaun?

Speaker 3 (41:03):
No?

Speaker 1 (41:04):
No, No, She's she's like the hero in it. Oh yeah,
I think he kills the Leprechaun. Well she doesn't kill
him because eventually they made Leprekwn goes the space. Yeah,
so he comes back. It was Leprechaun goes to the hood,
Leprekwn goes to Vegas, and Leprekwn goes the space like
the Vegas one.

Speaker 4 (41:25):
I think.

Speaker 1 (41:28):
You know what's sad, dude. I watched it not that
long ago.

Speaker 3 (41:33):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (41:35):
Johnny Depp said that he's very distraught because his dog.
I guess Johnny now is living kind of a quiet life.
He's got sheep and his dog killed two of his sheep. Wow.
Really yeah, I didn't know dogs would kill sheep.

Speaker 3 (41:51):
And I like this.

Speaker 1 (41:54):
If I say this, thank you for being a friend.
That's the Golden Girls. Yeah right, you know that was
a song. Yeah, and before and the guy who wrote
that song is I guess something was said on the
Emmys that he was dead. He had to go online
and remind people that he's not dead. So uh yeah,

(42:18):
but uh yeah, it's always it's weird to hear the song,
Like I guess it was like a top forty hit
in the seventies, and then they used it for the
Golden Girl. Well, so was the opening scene for Bosom Buddies.
Remember that's Billy Joe Joel. Yeah, that's a great song.
So was the one for uh greatest American hero believe
it or not. Yeah, I'm walking on air. Yeah, and

(42:40):
so then they would I wonder if they see any
money from that, Like, do you think Billy Joel saw
any money from the Bosom Buddy because it's not Billy
Joel performing it on the theme another artist performing his song.
You think you have a good lawyer, you think right?
You think he would see something at least get to
hang out with Tom Hanks for a day. There you go,

(43:01):
some trash for got a leaky pipe around the corner
with South Jersey's rock station. Dude. I'll tell you what, man,
it really is ridiculous. Like you know, a wife and
I try and go out every Friday night, you know,

(43:22):
just as like you know, a date night type of thing. Dude,
I'm not kidding, just to go out and have a
couple of drinks. I'm talking a couple of drinks and
some appetize, not even full meals. That's what you do
when you're trying to save money, dude, I'm I'm a

(43:47):
buck twenty d Yeah, and it's not like it's a bar.
It's not like I'm at some Russia. But yeah, just
to walk out the door. One hundred and twenty dolls.
I think about that too, like nice meal. And here's
what we do. It's not a meally. I hate Brussels sprouts,
my wife and I and here's what we've done. Good.
They're good Brussels sprouts. Yeah what he got the uh okay,

(44:10):
they got that like brown, the seasoning all. Yeah, Like
I hated Brussels sprouts forever until they put bacon on there. Yeah,
and they put the the Bosoma vinegar dress or whatever. Yeah,
whatever that takes a healthy Brussels sprout and just ruin
it with everything else. I love it. I love having
spending time with my wife and you know, but it's like, dude,
it's literally legit. One hundred and twenty bucks just to

(44:32):
walk out the door. Yeah, we go out of our
way for the byobs man. But again, you're not there's
you're not gonna find a place that has just apps
where you're bringing your own bottle. The whole point is
are trying to make a ton of money, but I'll
look at a night like that. I'm like, man, there's
there's a nice steakhouse we've gone to where I can
go and actually eat like quality quality food, but for
the price man, now, And it's never gonna go down either.

(44:52):
And even apps like wings used to be. We used
to grab a wing night for lak. I got wings.
I got wings on Friday. How much fifteen bucks? How
many wings? Six? That's not enough man, Yeah, that's two
dollars more than two dollars a wing. Yeah, it's like
it's it's just it's crazy, man. And and look, my
wife is bougie, so she buys bougie drinks. She buys

(45:14):
you know, Cosmos, and she'll buy Margarita's, not Miller lights,
martinis exactly. But even even the Miller lights aren't cheap anymore. Yeah,
and a martini, man, I mean that will cost you.
You're you're up near twenty dollars. So you get three
or four of those, man, you're you're sixty seventy dollars.
And I told you just in a couple of martinis.
Like two weeks ago, I took my wife and my
oldest uh out and we were drinking for a couple hours, right,

(45:38):
and they were ordering like cosmos and stuff, and dude,
I get the bill. It's three hundred dollars. Yep. I'm like,
I'm like Jesus, Yeah, every time someone to words one man,
you're like, boom, I know that's gonna be. I did
drinks like that in the extremes over the weekend, and
I know my drinks. I'm I'll get a vodka on
the rocks, and I know whatever vodka they put in there,
however deep that vodka is, it's still gonna cost me

(45:59):
almost fifteen dollars and it's a little tiny cup. And
it was funny because I thought it was like the
scene out of the Blues Brothers. I had kind of
befriended the owner of the bar. My uh, my oldest
daughter knows her, and so we're talking to her. So
we're ordering these drinks, right, you just keep coming and
then the and then at the end of the night,
I'm like, I think she comped the whole bill. And
then no, no, no, no, three hundred bucks, yeah, three

(46:24):
hundred And it's like, all right, I'm gonna I'm gonna
go out to the car and cut you a traveler's check.
We just don't spend I can't. I can't spend money.
Like a buddy of Mine's my buddy Monkey's coming into town. Yeah,
it's like, hey, you want to meet us for dinner.
I'm like, hey, man, we will, Okay, it's kind of pricey.
I'm well, what's pricey? So he sends me the place
and I go to the website. It's a fixed menu

(46:46):
for three hundred dollars a person. Absolutely, dude, there's not
a There's nothing I would put three hundred dollars per person.
I met Monkey and his wife and they're very nice people,
but I don't think they're three hundred dollars a person people. Yeah,
they do pretty He does pretty well for They both
do pretty well for themselves. Listen, I do pretty well
for myself too with my wife. But I'm still never

(47:09):
I don't care how much money I have six hundred
dollars for a prefixed No, absolutely not, man, I don't know.
It's like forced stakes and die. I took him and
his wife to a dive bar in Nashville, and who
did just fine. Yes, you're perfectly fine. We were sitting
on an old couch in the back of a bar,
like what experience could that possibly?

Speaker 4 (47:28):
What?

Speaker 1 (47:28):
Fixed men What do you have that you're gonna serve?
That fix? And that's three hundred dollars a plate if
you're a restaurant. Fixed menus suck. Yeah, I look, that's
why I'm going out on Valentine's Day. None of that nonsense.
Fixed menu means, it means they just they shovel that
slop right out of the kitsen as fast as they
can do. Dude, Like you remember going out with like
and I get it, I sound old in them, but
like going out with twenty bucks on a Friday night, like, like,

(47:52):
you know, you got three beers in you maybe four? Dude,
I'm telling you had like two dollars beer night. Dude.
There was a place Maynards in Margate they did a
Wednesday night. It was fifty cent mooseheads. Not anymore, not anymore.
Now we found out all you can eat crab places
forty five dollars. There used to be twenty dollars at places. Dude,
that's not Oh dude, Okay, my father in law just

(48:15):
went down to Delaware, took the ferry over to Delaware. Right,
his name right, his name is Harry, and so uh
so he takes the ferry over to Delaware. They go
to this seafood place. He has a forty bloody mary Yeah,
what what that stack with? Stacked with thirty shrimp. He's

(48:37):
got chicken tenders, it's got all kinds of stuff. Yeah, dude,
but that's just your meal and a toothpick on top
of a bloody marriag. Dude, that's what he said. He goes,
it was a meal. He goes, Thank god we didn't
order food, because this was a whole meal. Forty bloody
marriage jumbo shrimp. Yeah, sitting on top of it. Come on,
what do we do? One hundred points even ZXLS at

(49:01):
Jersey's rock station ZXL. I'm gonna sure where you rock
the bank today? Nine am? You're shot at one thousand dollars.
Happens then? So I know how this can be because
I don't know if you know this, Jojo, but my
weight has fluctuated. I've gone up, I've gone down, I've
gone up again, I've gone down again. I dude, I'm

(49:23):
guessing I've probably dropped about five hundred pounds in my life.
See I'm up right now. My wife's not happy about
it at all. See the problem is I'll go up
like forty pounds and then drop fifty, then go up
forty pounds again, then drop fifty. You drop alcohol. See,
I can't drop anything because what I eat is food. Yeah,
so I just don't eat. Yeah, like my you know,
my wife yells at me. She's like, you're not eating.

(49:45):
You got it right, man, It's like yeah, I was like,
I'm cool with that. That's where your mom gets it from. Sure,
she's not eating. She has dementia. It's different. So, oh,
buddy of ars posted a picture and it's of another
buddy of ours. Remember you put santane lotion on his

(50:10):
bare back in Mexico? Yeah, a lot of one on
to burn. Well, so the guy was heavy. He's heavy guy.
I've known this and this is crazy. I've known this
guy so long that I've watched him. I think put
on one hundred pounds take off one hundred pounds three
different times. Yeah, it's one hundred pounds, man, three different times.

(50:30):
And so it's a picture. We're just dicks.

Speaker 2 (50:37):
Like.

Speaker 1 (50:38):
So it's a it was an awful kiss concert, right,
I took you your first kiss concert. It was a
dud of a of a kiss sucked it was real fire.
They were showing fire on the video austral someone on
the blood so they had led screens. I think it
was like right on the heels of that great wit fires.

(51:01):
Played was Kiss music, and I don't like Kiss music.
So me and you were just goofing around. It's like
out in the outdoors in Camden and we're just like
goofing around. I liked that. Wasn't Motley Crue there. Motley
Crue killed it that night. Yeah, they crushed him. Man.
I saw the you know, the drum kit go upside down.
That was neat. So our buddy is big Kiss fan.
You know, you're allowed to bring lawn chairs or whatever.

(51:22):
So he's sitting on a lawn chair and I don't
know if he was, you know, boozing or what, but
he passed out. So now it's it's it's right, it's
it's one of must have been from boredom. It was
his favorite bands and he's just passed out a chair.
So what do we do. We take a picture with
him passed out in the chair. Yeah, you gotta take
that picture. So the thing is so another buddy of

(51:43):
ours now posted that picture and put it up online
over the weekend and like tagged us, and which is fine,
you know, me and you or me and you. But
this guy was heavy. He's lost a ton of weight
since then. And if you and I know how it is,
do you want that picture up? Because now it's the

(52:05):
fat version of you. It's not the new skinny version
of you. No, even if you're just passed out of
the show, it just looks silly. You're a grown man,
lawn chair, lawn seats, kissed on the concert and you're
passed out. But you're right that that's somebody you want
to forget. You're like, wow, I'm so different, fat version
of you. Do you you don't want that? You might
finally get skinny. Every picture I've taken in the last

(52:26):
couple of years that where all was heavy. I want
to get rid of those pictures from the internet. When
I got divorced and I was single and ready to mingle,
that was the first thing I did. I went online
and deleted every bad picture of me, get rid of
every fat picture, every you know, just bad angle. I
was like, yeah, get rid of all of that. So,

(52:48):
like I felt bad for the guy here he is
he dude, he looks great. I think he's dude, he's
skinnier than us, sure right, Like he dropped hundreds of
pounds and uh, it's just him. It's just a fat
guy passed out on a beach chair at a kiss show. Now,

(53:09):
I wonder if he nudges that guy. I think they
still working the same building. Don't nudge that guy and say, hey, man, listen,
I like to take that picture. Yeah, can you. I
don't do that with my wife. I'm like, no, no, no,
that picture's got like that is not a good picture. Well,
my wife will post any picture of me, like she
did a video the other day. I had one of
those those uh those those toothpicks in my mouth, and

(53:31):
I'm like, tell me before you start recording, I can
clean myself up or and I had to have this
talk with you before you're talking about the dental floss.
Yeahs on one side, Yeah, dude, those aren't toothpicks. That's
a dental flaws thing toothpick. On the other end, and
that's disgusting. I had to tell you, like, don't do

(53:53):
that in public. Don't chew that. It means you're like
you're somebody knows you're flossing your teeth again. I'm in
the car with my wife going to dinner or coming
back from dinner, and I needed the flaw, so I
put it in my mouth and then I just throw
him on the ground. Yeah. I was gonna say, but
you used to chew him here in the studio. Yeah,
And I'm like you, and I think you did it
in like a meeting, and I'm gonna do it with

(54:13):
straw too. I was like, dude, I was like a
straw okay, a toothpick okay, But one of the flossing
tools I don't know that's moving around with my tongue.
I don't have to touch it, man, I put it
in there. I can floss without using my fingers. Oh
so yeah, so I dude, I felt bad over the weekend,
Like and I think everyone can agree, Like you know
when a picture gets posted of you that you don't

(54:35):
agree one and and you look different than how you
look now, And especially like that guy, I'm I think
he got you know, once again, I think he got
some help. But and everyone's on ozembic, but he did
whatever he had to do to lose the weight, and
now you're throwing a picture up in him being fat
and you can't really take it down, like my role
on Facebook, unless someone puts something extremely racist up there,

(54:59):
I can't really take it. I mean, you could take
shots at me, shots have been taken at my mom.
I'm like, I can't. I got to leave it up there.
So I wonder if you asked him to take that
thing down, well, even like a post. We talked about
it a couple of weeks ago that it was a
picture of me and my wife and a girl that
I used to hang out with. She posted under it
she goes, it looks like you cry after sex. Yeah,

(55:19):
And it was like and then my wife was like,
that is a weird that's a weird thing. Yeah, But
I'm like, I can't take it down. I don't take
it down. I can't take it down. She wins to
be taken it, you know. And we goofed on it
and it's funny. But my wife was like, that's like,
way inappropriate. I commented, I haven't and I will. Look,

(55:40):
we get out, we get back, we'll do it. You
think you've got it bad, well, as Americans, we are
number one obesity, We are number one when it comes
to cheating. Seventy percent of America is admitted to stepping

(56:01):
out let me cheating on a spouse yep, grow seventy
one percent of Americans. Germany came in sixty eight percent,
and the UK came in sixty six percent.

Speaker 2 (56:11):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (56:13):
Texas, Alabama, and Nebraska are the biggest states that people
cheat in. Well, it's because they have sisters, true good
bab uh when it comes to cheating. I don't know
why we're so heavy on cheating. When it comes to cheating,
apps have been a huge help. According to a private
investigator Paul Evans, the app that has been the biggest
cheating tool isn't a dating app, but it's a simple

(56:34):
calendar app. The unfaithful schedule a meeting or work appointment
that disguises they're indiscretion, but the undoing comes when the
appointment becomes a regular thing and the same time every week,
raising a red flag since there's no trace of any
work that's been done afterwards. It's so hard to cheat now.
Like you, I don't know, you're constantly being trashed. Sure
you know. You can't even have a broad come to

(56:56):
your house anymore. There's a ring camera. Yeah, used to
sneaker in you can't even do that. Anymore. Uh, do
you want data from the Bureau of Transportation. It's given
insight into American states with the worst roads. Yeah. See, okay,
the worst roads number one. Now we'll do number five.
We'll go We'll go five to one. The worst roads

(57:17):
number five Mississippi. Okay, I believe that. Number four. Connecticut. Yeah, Connecticut,
I do agree with Really you think that's nice? Dude?
Connecticut sucks driving through if you're driving up that way,
like if you're going through New York and you gotta
go through Connecticut. Yeah, but though I hate, like you
drive up the Boston, you gotta go through Connecticut. It's
the worst Connecticut. Connecticut is like New Heart the show

(57:38):
New Heart. But it seems very nice and pleasant. Was
that in Connecticut?

Speaker 3 (57:41):
So?

Speaker 1 (57:42):
Yeah? Was it Google? That Eric? Google that? I don't know.
I don't think it was Connecticut. What do you think
it was like New Hampshire. I think it was up there,
like Maine or New Hampshire. New Mexico is number three,
Hawaii's number two, and number one Rhode Island as worst roads.
The best roads for Mott Wyoming, South Dakota, Kansas, and

(58:05):
number one. Indiana has the best roads. The driver. There
you go. Those people, they have a bet you not
so much. Lunch point seven's the Xcel South Jersey's rock stations.
The Excel show wives are supposed to talk you out
of making dumb purchases. And usually my wife is on
with this man. Usually your wife and my wife of

(58:27):
the same mindset. And my wife does this with boats
because I'll I'll get into like a Google or a
Facebook yard sale, and especially this time of year, because
this time of year where everyone's selling their boat, Yeah,
that's the time to jump in, all right, And I'll
be like, yeah, it'd be great to have a boat.
I grew up on boats. And my wife will go, yeah,
let's do it, and I go not a terrible idea.

(58:47):
You need to be the one to say no. A
boat is an awful investment. I found a sixty four
in Palla, right, Chevy and Pala for twenty eight thousand dollars.
Are you driving down years like it's my dream car? No,
it wasn't a convertible, right. I want the old gangster
car right again, like the like the show Entourage. I
wanted to look like that the suicide do yeah twenty

(59:10):
eight thousand, I asked my wife, I said, twenty eight thousand, Jesus,
pretty good. I gotta I got a guy who does
low riders. I got it, I got it all. I
gonna wanted to have low riding, to jump up and
down like a soup doll. You know again, that's what
I wanted. Fifty one Molways says, absolutely not. You're doing that.
E's smart. That is a good answer. Now. I also

(59:33):
found a slightly used legit craps table right. It must
have got it from like a casino. I see it
online for seven hundred and fifty dollars. And how are
you gonna play? Like? I love Crabs? I love the
game crap. I know you love the game Crabs, but
you love going to the casino to play Crabs where
they actually pay you, some ghetto casino in your basement.
Now I'm thinking that's what I'm thinking. I'm like, Okay,

(59:55):
here's this crab sale. I can now start doing casino nights,
which I'm never ever going to do. No normal. Will
any of my friends ever come home? Movie? Can we
go out and play? But we play for money? There's
no money. I think Will Ferrell did a movie with
Amy Poehler where they needed money, so they made their
house at casino. Yeah, it's perfect. That's exactly what my
idea would be. Yes, you come in, you sneak it
at midnight. It's illegal casino thing happening. My wife's like, okay,

(01:00:19):
get it. No, I'm not even I know better than
to get it. I was like, no, I'm not gonna
get it. It's gonna sit there. The only time I
e're gonna do anything with it is I'll walk by
it on my way to doing something else and I
might throw some dice in there and see if I roll.
But I'm not naked at money on the pool table.
You're gonna go and just spin some stuff on the
on the crab standles, snack stupid things on top of it.

(01:00:41):
It's gonna be a crap. Crabs is dice, right, yeah,
dice man, the one with the wheel. We that's roulette roulette.

Speaker 3 (01:00:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:00:48):
Sure, I haven't found one of those pop up yet. Now,
how does somebody have a crabs table by the way,
Well I did, man, this is one that I'd like
to invest in. And it costs like twenty five hundred
bucks for a real one, and I found one cheap,
and I am missed out on it, but that is
bubble hockey. I do feel like I would play bubble hockey.
I mean it would be fun. At least you have
buddies over because you're never going to play craps, like now,

(01:01:11):
you know, because there's a thing like you don't you
don't you got a bet? No, because I played craps
to win money at the casino. But bubble hockey I
could see. Like we got one of those U arcade machines,
like the real arcade machine and our and I put
it in my garage which we turned into a rec room.
And it's cool because when people come over, they're like,

(01:01:31):
oh my god, like I played this when I was
a kid something to do. So they fire it up
and they play it. But like, dude, gets played like
once a month. Like the foosball table you have was
because I got a foosball table and you want a
family played it one time or twice and then I
was like, you know what again, dude, we have taking
up space where my craps table. Not kidding. My wife
never played foosball. This summer. We had one weekend where

(01:01:54):
she started playing foosball. You played all weekend and we've
never played. Huh, she got some fun out of it.
It was a weekend yet yeah, yeah that feld my wife. No, no,
you got this. You have to stop us from doing
those things. Don't say yes yes, And that's dude, and
that my wife is like that with vacation because she's
my wife is constantly wanting to go on vacation. You

(01:02:15):
have to stop her. And and so I'm like no,
and then she's like you always tell me no, yeah,
because yeah, I don't want to go here, I know,
and we don't have the money. Everybody, thanks your call today.
Always welcome on the show. Glad we're your partner. Stay there.
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