WEDNESDAY 11-26-25

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Speaker 1 (00:06):
That is, if Dad does.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Wake up, Wake up, wake up? Does wake up?

Speaker 3 (00:21):
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Speaker 2 (00:44):
And this show, isn't it? Oh man? What's happening? Good morning?
What's going on? Dude? Well, if I get sick from
the coffee, I didn't get coffee on the way in,
and they have coffee here, and then they have a
dude fridge once again. Yeah, it's about ten maybe twelve

(01:06):
feet from our studio to the kitchenette area of the building.
It's a cafetier. I saw Ryan Seacrest when I was
in and I heard you, and the fact that you
don't know how to work anything is fantastic. Well, you
couldn't make your own cup of coffee. The old coffee
pot used to have the water line one into it.
I've never used that new one, that fancy one, but

(01:28):
I thought it had fancy You have to pour, yes,
you have to fill it up. It's a cake cup machine.
You have to fill it up with water like the
other one where I had the line that just ran
the water in. Yes, now you gotta take that awful
pleasant filled water. Oh my god, it's all filtered. We're good,
We're good. Well, anyway, the cream came out lumpy, so
now it's it's built up on the top. But I

(01:49):
really coffee because IM gonna feel a little groggy. Did
you stir it? Yeah, but it's it's still lumpy. That's
not good. That's not good. And it's yes. So here's
the thing. I drink my coffee black, so it's a
it's all just water and then a coffee pot. You
are you're in dangerous territory. Yeah, drinking this nuns and
there's no sugar. There's stevia and then stevia in the

(02:10):
wall and there's sweet low and then diets sweet and low,
like let's go. I'll be honest. I mean, I just
want raw sugar. We we were a little spoiled. Pre iHeart,
We love iHeart, but pre iHeart, we had a woman
here who ran the office and she made sure that

(02:31):
all that stuff was there, and you know, we missed you, Kim, Kim,
rest in peace. We ki now iHeart, which once again,
we love iHeart, but they don't really care about our kitchen.
Air no, no. But if we need an engineer, they'll
dial in. He'll fix anything from a remote location. If
we need the computers pick. There's some weird things. So

(02:53):
like the other day I had to I went through
a look for paper towels and there wasn't but I
found a apkin from a pop Odds and I use
that to wipe my hands and blow my nose. Yeah,
but listen, technically they're awesome, and we've got the state
of the art. We got an app and everything. You
can care less about our kitchen. No coffee, no, and
no sugar from me. Now, everybody, it is Wednesday morning.

(03:16):
We're gonna find a zer drink in my coffee, nice
black coffee. Yeah I saw that. Yeah, it's how we
like our women. See yours is all black. Mine's a
little fan. Oh yeah, my little Spanish. I actually call
it legally. We're gonna find a ZXL Workforce employee of
the day today. What can we give them anything? Um uh.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
Believe right.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
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So we can do that. So we have something for somebody.
Hey we Lunch point seven is the XL South Jersey's
rock station and the EXL Morning Show. Good morning everybody,

(04:01):
and things sucks. I'm Scotty, good morning or some news values.
On a Wednesday morning, an eighty seven year old motorists
died of her injuries following a three vehicle crash in
Cumberland County that happened on Monday afternoon. Romanaazlone of Minnetola
was driving cars southbound on North Lincoln Avenue near Maple

(04:21):
Avenue and Vine Went around two pm when our vehicle
collided with a pickup truck pulling an eighteen foot vehicle
transport trailer. A former Campbell Soup Company employee issuing the
Camden based company, alleging he was fired for blowing the
whistle on the company vice president who mocked Campbell's products
and made racist remarks. He said, I mean you said

(04:43):
the soup was terrible. It was bad for you. The
quote chicken. The quote was we have the S word
for f in poor people who buys our s I
don't buy Campbell's products barely anymore. That's coming from the
president h of the company or the vice president of
the company. Uh so, uh, yeah, that's not good. I

(05:07):
don't know, dude. My family grew up working at Campbell Soup.
So I kind of, I I kind of I'm sad
by that. I don't know. We always had it. If
you were rich, you had I never liked it. No progresso, Yeah, dude,
I never liked my Like I said, family members grew
up working at Campbell Soup and Camden. But Campbell Soup

(05:28):
there was something about it. It's like too sweet. It
was slimy. You had to add water to it because
it came out. Progresso was the bomb. Uh. The father
hungry Man. Don't forget about hungry Man. Hungry Man soup. Oh,
the ones with the meat you like to be like
they like the beef and the steak. And you were
either rich or your dad was a lumberjack. That's true

(05:51):
because they came in bigger cans. It did. It was
very hardy. We've talked about this for the last couple
of days.

Speaker 4 (05:57):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (05:57):
The father of a Florida cheerleader who died under suspicious
circumstances on a cruise ship. The father has been subpoena
to testify. I dude, who knows what's going on here?
It's an eighteen year old girl who has found shoved
under her bed on a cruise ship. She was on

(06:18):
a cruise with her father's stepmother, grandparents, and other siblings.
So now the father, I don't know if he's being
you know, they're just trying to get information from him.
But she is ruled a homicide by mechanical asphyxiation. But
it's a shame anytime a young person dies. The picture
they have is them taking a selfie in the mirror.

(06:41):
Same thing. It's everyone. Every person that goes missing is
the selfie in the mirror picture. Uh, that's news. What
about sports? Sixers nets that's gonna be on Friday, Flyers Panthers.
That's tonight. Eagles Bears Friday for a Black Friday? When
did we start a Black Friday again? Because the NFL
just wants to grab as much money as they can
and I'm okay with it. So Black Friday game, Eagles Bears.

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There you go. That's news. That's rain early high up
to sixty four today, clouds tonight over low with thirty
eight tomorrow. For your Thanksgiving sunny high up to forty
eight fifty eight outside. Right now, one hundred point seven
z XLS Outh Jerseys rock station ZXL Morning Show.

Speaker 5 (07:30):
God see the sound.

Speaker 2 (07:32):
Of one hundred point seven ZXLS out Jersey's rock station
in the ZXL Warning Show. So I guess I'm fronting
the bill for Thanksgiving. Oh yeah, And that's so, I

(07:55):
guess that's the rule when you host is you kind
of get stuck with all of it. I get, I'm
not kidding. We do Christmas Eve seven fishes. That's not cheap, man,
I'm not kidding you dude about two grand Yeah, oh god, yeah,
it's when it's all sending dunks. It's seafood booze. The
booze is the big part, and we do we do.

(08:15):
We'll do forty fifty people. So it's and then we
just get, you know, caught with the bill because we uh,
we ordered the turkey. And again we're hosted, so it's
not like someone's going to bring a turkey to your house.
So if you're hosting, you're stuck with the turkey out
it's on you. Now, we do mashed potatoes because I
like to do the mashed potatoes. So we got that done.
Now my wife she ends up buying a pie. My

(08:36):
cousins are coming over. They were supposed to bring like
a pie or dessert. Now my wife she ends up
buying it. There's no rolls to get, so they're not
really bringing any Hawaiian rolls. I know, my little guy,
he's here, he wants Hawaiian rolls. Oh, I know what
you're talking about. Yeah, we usually get him from the
Amish market, the ladies with the funny hats, the sliders. Yeah,
well well that's another thing too, is I was like,

(08:56):
I was gonna pick them up in the Amish market.
She got them from Sam's in a bulk and you
know what you get there, We have a trash bag.
Now rolls. They came in an eighty pack. But there's
only eleven people at dinner. So then now my brother
is supposed to come now and him and my mom
are coming.

Speaker 4 (09:09):
Now.

Speaker 2 (09:09):
What he does is usually the shrimp and bacon, which
there's value in that. I like that, real nice big
pieces of shrimp bacon. It's worse they're going to do
it at their house and then bring it over to
your house. No, they can't do it at their house.
Scotty because they have cats. My mom because my mom's okay,
so my mom does stuff mushrooms because this problem, this
is the problem, and this is why we started getting

(09:31):
getting seven fishes catered because everyone tried to get in
the kitchen at the same time to do all their
stuff and it was too much. So now we're just
like buy it beforehand and just pick it up. My
mom was like, these stuff mushrooms, and my brother was stuff,
mushrooms are awesome. They are awesome, and that's one thing
I love that she does. Both of them looked me

(09:51):
in the eyes and said, we're not bringing anything to
dinner this year. I said, what do you You're not
bringing anything to dinners? Like what we're not making not
doing the stuff mushrooms and we're not making the shrimp
of bacon.

Speaker 6 (10:02):
Why not?

Speaker 2 (10:04):
Because they said that they don't want to be bothered
with doing it. It's too much work. They're willing to
buy something and bring it. I was like, well, what
are you gonna What could you possibly buy? If you
can buy some bag of chips Thanksgiving dinner, it's got
to be homemade. The whole point of it is like,
like homemade, that's what you do well I mean, I
get but look if they went and actually went out
of the way and got something nice like catered, okay,

(10:25):
like a tray of something, a nice tray of real
food that somebody prepared. Imagine that they show up with
a tray of ribs or something like that. Here's awesome.
Would that be? There's value there. See in my mind,
I'm counting. They just flat out and said they don't
feel like doing it, looked me in the eyes and said,
we're not doing it. I thought they were joking, Like
your house, These are the things we look forward with this.
This happened in your house. Happened when we know we

(10:47):
were at We went to the diner to have breakfast
that I paid for, and that's what he looked in
after you paid that check and they looked you in
the eye and said, we don't want to do anything
for Thanksgiving. Yeah, they said we're not doing it. Then
they're not invited, Okay, see you later. Yeah. Yeah. So
now we're about ninety dollars.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
In the Turkey.

Speaker 2 (11:06):
Have fun of Pete Steiner, my wife, about three hundred
dollars at Sam's Club probably today because I helped to
carry from the groceries last night.

Speaker 7 (11:14):
Ease.

Speaker 2 (11:15):
Yeah, so that came in bags of potatoes and everything else.
I'm like, so now, I'm like, then I need at
least a handle of Tito's. I'm looking at it as
as value, like at least bring a bottle of wine.
Even if you made a pie, I'm looking I'm like,
that's an eight dollars pie. Even if you go to
Acme and buy like they act ME does a pretty
good job of like pies and like pastries and stuff,

(11:36):
bring some of that stuff. You gotta come heavy man.
Either that or just leave twenty bucks at the door
per person. The fact that they told you outright not
doing it. Wow yeah, wow, Yeah, I'm sorry. Do you
want to come to my house? I know your mom
just I can't wait for my mom to pass away. Well,
I mean, let me tell you, this might be hurt.
This could be her last Thanksgiving, and I'm totally fine

(11:58):
with it. What I mean, I don't I think that's
you're putting something on her that you shouldn't. Yeah, you know, uh,
I believe the Italians call it. I'm a luke. Well,
but uh yeah, uh you can come to my house.
We'll we'll we'll supply you with food. Now, what are

(12:19):
you doing? Did you get a turkey yet? My so so,
my wife was supposed to get one yesterday. Okay, I
did not check with her. I think we did. You
probably see it in the fridge. Probably pretty bad. You
got a lot of people coming over. No, okay, we
only have maybe a half dozen a little more than that. Yeah,

(12:40):
you're still probably about two hundred, three hundred. Oh dude, easy,
I'm three hundred in the whole. My and then we my.
You know, once again, we're changing furniture and everything like that.
So we had to get all that all new stuff
for that and still had that mice issue, that mouse
thing going on. Okay, knock on wood, Okay, so so far,
so good. We think I think I got the problem

(13:05):
taking care of Okay, all right, Yes, Ora mouse is
gonna have a great Thanksgiving. Look we get back. We're
gonna do some rock news. If you want tickets to
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We'll do some rock news. Let's report is sponsored by
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along the coasts. Hey, here's some rock news. Motley Crue,

(13:53):
what are they doing on tour? That's cool. So Motley
Crew is saying that they are going to in their
new tour for the summer, which which we gave out
tickets to, they're gonna update their playlist, so they're gonna

(14:13):
play some songs. They even play it in a while.
Here's the deal. I look, I don't know. Hey Nikki six,
if you're listening, Hey Tommy, if you're listening, Hey Vince,
if you're listening, play the hits. Play wants. All anybody
wants is you just to play the hits because obviously
those songs were rested for a reason. No nobody wants

(14:35):
to hear anything new. Nobody wants to hear anything that
was a deep cut. Everyone wants to I want to
hear Girls, Girls, Girls nine times. I want to see
them do the roller coaster with the drum kit. That's it.
That's it, that's all we want, And that's okay. You
guys made a career and you're able to play probably
fifteen songs that are all hits. Just do those songs.

(14:57):
That's it. That's all we want to hear. These are cut.
Don't do anything now. I don't need to hear anything
other than the hits.

Speaker 4 (15:06):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (15:06):
Mega Death has announced their first Canadian headlining dates. Do
you do me and you want to go to Quebec?
I'm shocked they're still around. I haven't heard of Vega
Death in a long time. What was their thing? Rust
in Peace? That was?

Speaker 8 (15:21):
That was?

Speaker 2 (15:23):
That was an album? I think? Is Mega Death the
one with the skeleton No, that's that's Eddie, that's iron May.
That's iron May, the skeleton guy. Mega Death. They're going
out on tour with Anthrax and Exodus and they're doing
a Canadian tour sometime. I liked Anthrax is when they

(15:44):
did bring the noise with Public Enemy. That was cool.
Ya that about Anthrax The closest show we're gonna get,
I believe. See. I don't know Canada. I don't don't
know where these places are in Canada. I know there's
like a part of Canada we can get to in

(16:05):
like five hours. Maybe Edmonton, I don't know, do you know,
maybe Ottawa? I don't know. I don't know. Yeah, this
is Megadeath were in Canada. Why just Canada. I don't
think people really care about Megadeth. I mean, I could
be wrong. I don't know people like Megadeth. There's guys

(16:27):
with Jean jackets and the Megadeth patch on their arm. Well,
we don't play them here. So Alice Cooper, I don't
know if you know this, but everyone thinks Alice Cooper
is like, you know, devil this, devil that, and like
he cuts you know, heads off of people on stage.
He likes the golf. Uh is a golfer and also

(16:50):
a devout Christian. And he said he grew up his
dad was a preacher. That's part of the reason why
he kind of was good at being out on state
because he watched it from his dad. But he said
life is better if you take Jesus Christ in it.
Look at that. So that's coming from Alice Cooper real

(17:11):
name Vincent Fernie. Does you wear the eyeliner to church
with him? Maybe it is weird to see him on
the golf course because he's Alice Cooper, but just on
a golf course. Yeah, if you play in the right course,
you have to wear a college shirt. So it is
his black with the light webs on it. It is
a little odd. Alice Cooper is wearing a golf shirt.
It doesn't look right. It's ruining kid's dreams. I thought

(17:31):
you were I thought you were the devil. No, man,
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His rock station. Dude, we are cutting clothes. I'll be honest.
I don't know if my wife got a turkey or not.
See you well, remember there's a three day if she
hasn't got it yet, there's a three day period there.
We have to defrost it because it comes out solid.

(18:10):
No again, this is what I'm growing up. So dude,
I put remember water for three days, don't you. No.
And it's funny you bring that up. My ex wife
did this. We were hosting Thanksgiving and she was like,
you have to leave this turkey out for like three
or four days and then it got maggots. Really yeah, Wow,

(18:33):
that's dude, you have to leave it out for like
a half a day. Well, if it's frozen solid, you
have to thaw it out, right, Yeah, and that's usually
like a half a day a day if you leave
it out more than that. And I was like, I
was like yeah, I was like I remember it was
sitting in the sink for like the fourth day, and
I'm like, I think this is not good, Like this
is bad. Did you imagine like any type of poultry

(18:55):
like that, you don't ever want it sitting out, No,
not to just to get you know, the frosted or whatever.
So there's a good chance that I won't have turkey
on Thanksgiving. Well here's how we kind of blew it right,
So I get it from the Amish market. Again, we
I don't know. We like to think that they do
it the right way. It's not pumped with a bunch
of steroids. But then again, when I go to their
tell tell me that, like, yeah, it's ridiculously bog The

(19:16):
wings are like the size of my head. I'm like, well,
obviously they are pumping everything with steroids, the Amish people.
But whatever, yes, whatever, dude, they love meth. That's a
big thing. That's a big thing in the Amish community
is meth. We'll keep it up, man, because the cookie
and the breads they make are fantastic. I mean, it's
the you can't compare it to anything else. So keep
up with whatever you're doing. So we go and that
I get a we got eleven people coming. They say

(19:39):
you want a pound per person? Left? Get who's the
eleven people? I mom, mom, brother, me, wife, cousin, his wife,
and then they have three kids? Are two kids with
eleven But again, don't get was I I was invited
at all? Like a pound per person? But then you
want leftover? So I got enough for I got eighteen
to twenty pound turkey with again, growing up, I swore

(20:02):
it was like a twenty five pound butter balls. What
we got as a family before, I don't know. We
must have had leftovers for a month. Yeah, and that's
the thing too. You get real bummed out when you
don't have leftovers, Like broccoli casserole is my thing, and
when I watch it all go and there's no leftovers,
I get really sad. Yeah, the leftovers are the thing, man,

(20:23):
It's it really are. We just just gorge yourself on
that day, like you end up having the leftovers a
night and the next day with the gravy and everything else,
Like you want all the leftovers. So we're paying four dollars. Doctor,
just say that you had to get your life under control. Yeah,
on Monday. I'm gonna start that on Monday. Money. You
didn't say do it right away. Don't be silly. It's Thanksgiving,

(20:43):
you know. Then of course I'm sure I'll be drinking
on the weekend. But that we paid ours was four
dollars per pound. I don't know what it's going for
in a supermarket. My neighbor said he paid like eighty
nine cents a pound for a turkey. Is like, I
don't know if that's right either. I don't know how
much we overpaid for a turkey. Four dollars a pound
a little high. I mean I went and did, I
mean once can don't want to flex. I know radio.

(21:07):
We live a good life. But hungry man. I got
a couple of Hungerman dinners. I'm gonna warm them up,
and I threw out that turkey. It's gonna be great,
you know, you joke. But I can think of two
people that most likely are gonna sit down with a
hunger Man. There's a couple. There's a couple of friends
of ours that might be doing a hungry man do

(21:29):
the same thing we do. So yeah, you might not
be from the truth there, my friend. Yeah, so yeah,
we're all we're all ready to roll man for four
dollars a pound. I don't think we are. I'm pretty sure. Yeah.
My wife keeps saying she's gonna go to the store,
but she hasn't. And now we're here. You could be
out of them too, like, I don't know, I imagine

(21:50):
they could sell out everyone. You know, everyone goes. I'm
gonna have to meet some guy behind a alley somewhere
and get a black market turkey. Bro. If I thought
about it ahead of time, i'd be on Facebook Marketplace
the morning of bald turkey twenty pound or what do
you want to do? Because someone's gonna need it now now. Look,
I think I don't think we get in trouble for
it now. But me and you are such garbage people

(22:15):
that we were doing a food drive and me and
you stole turkey from the food drive. I impressed the
people that came over because we had two turkeys going
in two different stoves. Why you don't know we didn't
need it. I think I took some fixings too. Yeah, yeah,
we can't DOAWNT for a couple of days. It was
our payment. It was our payment to help them, and

(22:36):
we raised a lot of money in food. But we
also took a little off the top. I got a
pair of boots, work boots for my brother, and I
think you got a captain's bed. Don't you know what
it happens. Look, we get back, we'll knock out some headlines.

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(23:17):
I got a couple here if you want them. Since
we are off tomorrow, we'll wrap these up for this
week and again you put them in and we're gonna
play tomorrow. Well, tomorrow's Thanksgiving. I forgot Yeah, we still
haven't gotten a turkey, not yet. Huh. I probably would know.
I'm sure. I'm sure my wife. I'm sure my wife's
on top of it. Yeah, because you gotta get it.
Remember you had to get it, and he had to

(23:39):
put it in water or something for like three days
and defrost the turkey soose butterball ones were like concrete. Yeah, like, yeah,
you had to leave it out for a while. I
don't know, I you know, I just put it in
the microwave. Cars has done it. I mean my wife
does it. In the morning mashed potatoes are made. They
sit on the top of the stove since like nine
am until we eat. What wh I do is I
constantly just keep walking by and putting my finger in

(24:00):
it all days. That's my thing. Uh broccoli casseroles, My,
that's that's my go to. Okay, yeah, that's my favorite.
That's my favorite part of Thanksgiving. Jumping to these uh
top backs, We'll start with defending O. J. Simpson. Would
you do all the time on the show. Well, okay,
I don't defend O J. Simpson. I just said O. J.
Simpson's innocent and his son, his oldest son is the

(24:22):
one that killed Nicole and Ron Goldman.

Speaker 6 (24:24):
Now it might be strange that it's okay to defend
OJ a murderer, but to defend Kevin Spacey, a pedophile.

Speaker 2 (24:36):
I mean, come on, guys, it's a little low guy
touched the little boys.

Speaker 1 (24:42):
I don't know if you really want to cross that line.

Speaker 2 (24:44):
Now this is actually okay, this is me. I don't
know if you are defending Vin Spacey and yes, so
that so that guy's okay with OJ Yeah yeah the
guy yeah ye, but Kevin Spacey, who might Yes, we
never defended Kevin Spacey. We said we enjoy Kevin Spacey
and wish he would come back to Hollywood. Yeah, it's

(25:06):
not defending him. And I feel I think he has
no money, he's living in a hotel room. It's a
great Kevin Spacey. But if he did these and he
was not found guilty on any of those charges by
the way, okay, so I'm just saying, if he did
those things, then he should pay the price. Right. But
I mean that House of Cards was a good show, great,

(25:27):
great act. I can't imagine what he looks like now,
I guess I just saw he just put out a video.
He put out a video talking about how the story
about him being homeless is not real. Yeah, okay, oh
it was not good. He looks like Kevin space again.
Now I'm defending Kevin Spacey again. Now, if he did
an awful thing to a young boy, that's not okay. No,
But let me tell you Fred klaus Is, he's fantastic
in Fred Klaus He's it's it's it's it's tough. Well,

(25:51):
you know who came out Remember the end of the
Cosby Show. They brought on that little girl and then
she ended up being a host on The Raven sim Yeah,
she came out on a podcast the other day and
defended Cosby and said, look, what he did was awful,

(26:11):
but you can't take away how talented he was on
the Cosby Show and what the Cosby Show did for
the country. Right, it's hard, and she goes, she goes,
you have to you have to kind of separate the two.
He did an awesome thing TV. I mean his father,
what I mean, Roman Polanski, the director, raped a thirteen
year old in a hot tub at Jack Nicholson's house,

(26:33):
convicted of it, and people still celebrate his career. And
that's not okay. It's not okay. Woody Allen married his
daughter and people still celebrate what he Allen.

Speaker 4 (26:43):
You guys are talking about the services for Scotty's mom
and the board had a selfie of Jojo with Scotty's mom,
and Jojo had invented that there was no selfie of
Scotty with his dad for his services.

Speaker 2 (26:57):
So I just wanted to be prepared. Looked through my phone.

Speaker 4 (27:01):
I got plenty of selfies if when the day comes,
of course, plenty of selfies of me and JoJo's mom.

Speaker 2 (27:08):
Unfortunately most of her just the top of her head anyway.
So yeah, I made the selfie.

Speaker 8 (27:12):
Boy.

Speaker 2 (27:12):
I made the board at your mom's service because I
thought it was pretty cool, because this is you do
some selfie and me and your mom, and your mom
looks stunning, man, beautiful. I think it was one of
the camp out things we did. She came out, and
I don't know why that guy would only take selfies
of the top of your mom's head. And I would
never put that up in a service anyway, so you
would never appreciate that. And you know what, Unfortunately, when
your mom passes, I don't think I'm gonna make the

(27:34):
board because I don't have a selfie with your mom. No, no,
did you take a selfie with her house behind you
with one hundred cats running around, one on the top
of the car to do a selfie that Remember I
told you that this is my mom lives. Like we
creeped by, dude, we did. You were like, you want
to see where my mom lives. And we wasn't creepy
at all. We didn't. We weren't in the station van.

(27:56):
We went by and there was you told me about
all these cat There was a cap on top of
a car roof, just sitting there. The neighbors like, I
think I saw a picture of a band went by way.
I think a picture of your son. What they like?
Little house on the prairie, a little Tony house. So
I don't think. I don't think. You know, hopefully your
mom has many, many, many more years. But I don't

(28:16):
think I'm gonna make the board. Hey iHeartRadio, Well.

Speaker 9 (28:21):
Why don't you guys get your together and not have
a flag on this application so people have a fair
chance of being able to win some tickets.

Speaker 2 (28:30):
Sincerely, everybody, all right, this guy is pissed because he's
trying to win tickets from the ship. Yes, if you're
listening to the iHeartRadio app like you are, you are
a little bit behind me. He's like a minute or
so delayed. So when we tell you to call in
for these tickets. Yeah, he's not getting all right. You know,
I don't appreciate the offensive language. Settle down. But if

(28:53):
that gentleman wants to call in one morning, I'm sure
we could hook him up with something. Yeah, we're pretty
fair here, man, just dial up. Yeah we were. It's
not fair. We just don't care. That's all I got
for the talk about. Yeah. Sorry, I'm sorry. Sorry you
call up, We'll hook you up with stuffing. I hit
us up on our Facebook page or something. I don't know,
but once again, I don't really care. Yeah, look we

(29:14):
get back. We're gonna do a big called track.

Speaker 5 (29:18):
Oh love track anything thirty gping, anything racket rocking or
roughing yet love frash.

Speaker 2 (29:35):
Here's some trash for you. I like this Kylie Kelsey.
She is the wife of Jason Kelsey. He's got a
great life. Man, he's having a lot of great life. Dude,
you dude, you you You played I don't know, thirteen
seasons in the NFL. Now everyone loves he does some
stuff for Monday Night football. His wife has a very
successful podcast. She's and I like this because she is

(30:03):
pure Philly. She went to that religious school Cabrini in Philly,
grew up in Philly. She was on our podcast this
morning and said, the Cowboys can get Can you can you?
If I say it, can you bleed this? The Cowboys
can get? Well, I should say that, well because the

(30:26):
Cowboys blew out the Eagles in a in ridiculous fashion.
That the Eagles were up twenty one nothing and blew
the lead. That was pretty good, pretty good football team.
So Kylie Kelsey not happy with the with the Dallas
Cowboys's be better than that. Uh, let's see here the

(30:47):
crocodile hunter. I guess his kid is on Dancing with
the Stars and he's still in it and it's like
near the end he might win it. It was his
son then got the song the Daughter's Hot. Yeah it's
not bad, but yeah, no, it's the it's the sun.

Speaker 5 (31:05):
Yah.

Speaker 2 (31:13):
I don't even understand what I'm reading here. I think
a good one. Slender Man. That was a thing back
in the like ten years ago. That was the whole thing.
Like kids were making stuff up online about this slender
Man and they ended up making a movie of it.
Then some kids, I can killed the girl or at
least like I don't know. Oh, worry. Is there a

(31:37):
show coming on? Because I think I was watching Landman.
I saw previous for something that said slender Man. Is
there a new movie? Is that what it is? Or
a new show? Like where do you think the story
you're going you're you're doing is going? So there was kids, okay,
and this girl going online saw this slender Man thing

(31:57):
and then she stabbed her friend. But now she's in jail,
and then I guess he does slender Man make her
do it? So yeah, well slender mn is not real.
And then in jail she started dating a transgender and

(32:18):
the transgender escaped jail and just was recaught. Yeah, so
she's in a women's prison. She's with a transgender who
is a man who now identifies as a woman. Yes, okay,
well he said that's the closer you're gonna get to
a man as a transgender present. Yeah, so good for her.
Richard Branson, the billionaire, his wife Joan is dead at

(32:42):
the age of eighty, so condolences to his family. I
guess that's probably bad. That's enough, right, enough trash. Well,
there's a thaie in Thailand. A woman was found a
lie right before she was about to get cremated. That's creepy. Wow, Yeah,

(33:04):
that's interesting. And is it or is it just creepy?
Even it makes see I don't know, see, I want
to be cremated because I want to I don't want
to wake up in the ground, but I don't want
to wake up either while they're burning me. So it's
like it's you know, you lose, lose, and then we'll
just make sure I'm dead. I guess I like this.
I like when this happens because it shows that they're human.

(33:25):
Brock Lesnar you know, WWE star collegiate wrestler. His poor
daughter looks just like just like them. But dude, she's
a dude. She's a monster, Yes she is. She's going
to be a UFC superstar. So he went to the UFC.
He did pretty successful in the UFC, you know, back
and forth with the WWE. Also he's back with the WWE,

(33:49):
and last night he went out on ww RAW and
he kicked his leg up. But now the dude's my age,
like the dudes in his early forties. He kicked his
leg up like a like you know, the uh front kick, Like, yeah,
what are those dancers that used to in New York
City the rock at rock Cats. Yeah what he kicked

(34:10):
his leg up and then fell backward like an old man.
Yeah so, and there's nothing you can do when that happens.
You just have to own it like you're just on
the ground. You're on the ground because you're just old,
and you shouldn't have done that kick like you're lucky
if you can roll it off and then stand up here.

Speaker 1 (34:29):
And he did.

Speaker 2 (34:29):
He jumped back up and laughed it off. But he's
supposed to be this big brawling guy. And you you
just tried the kick like the rocks at the Rockets
and then you just fell down there. You go, some trash.
One hundred point seven double z X Hey, good morning

(34:49):
z XL. Hey I'm com for the Ocean. Yeah man,
we we just gave that away, all right, But well
we could throw something at you. You can say yeah,
your nay, you want to go or not? All right,
it's not the Ocean prize. The Ocean Prize is awesome.
I'm trying to go down there and one hundred bucks
for ocean. We love Ocean resourt it's awesome over there. Yeah,
well we could offer you another ticket. It's not as good.

(35:13):
I don't think, but we can offer it to you
if you want to try. What do we have, Scottie?
Come on, what do you want to it's sitting here.
We can give it to him and maybe he likes.
I got a tribute to Queen coming to Ocean that's
in March. Do you want to go see that in March?
A tribute to Queen? You're playing all the Queen songs?

Speaker 6 (35:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (35:36):
Everything, all the big hits. Is that all you got?
That's all I got? Or Puss a Fire? Wait a minute, now,
what's Puss the Fire? Pus the Fires and all shoot
of the band tool it's another good one. Yeah, yeah,
that is a good one. Right, okay, all right, you
want to go see Puss a Fire. I want to

(35:56):
see Puss the Fire. I'll take the Queen of the
Queen Queen. Okay, all right, good ticket, man. It's a
pretty good tickett. It's a night out, dude. It's a
night out at Ocean. You're going to see. It's called
one Vision of Queen. Okay, even the name of it
even names cool. Yeah, March thirteenth, dude, that's a good
Debt's like two days after my wife's birthday. It's a
good debt. Yeah, that's right before my birthday on the

(36:19):
eighteen es. It's a birthday. Get perfect, dude, you go there,
you honestly, I bet the band I'll play Happy Birthday
to you. Yeah, all right, you stay on hold? All right?
All right? What is your first name? This report is
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(36:40):
Church's rock station ZXL Shore, also streaming on that iHeartRadio app.
Real easy to get to, super duper easy. Go to
the iHeartRadio app, search w z ex out and take
us anywhere. Plus there's that red microphone button and you
can send us a message. So I know, Jojo you
you've seen it. It was on Facebook. But my my son,

(37:03):
who's thirteen years old, he has he's now working at
the radio station at his middle school. Not just working,
the guy's running it. He's running and he had he's
running the station as the program director. And he had
to stand in front of the school board and make
a presentation and he killed it. Right. Yeah, it was

(37:24):
pretty impressed. Man, that was pretty awesome. B Yeah, and
he's in studio with us now because why would he
be in school? And so I want to ask him
his name is Jamison, named after the whiskey. Yes, how
we are doing? So has a program director. What you

(37:45):
have to do is you have to to go and
tell the workers, you know us Jojo Scotty, you're called
air checks. You gotta do aw how we're doing Yeah. So,
so you have to, you know, to tell us we're
doing things right and we're doing things wrong? Can you
tell us you've been here now a couple of hours,

(38:08):
are we doing things right or wrong?

Speaker 1 (38:11):
Before I get started with that now.

Speaker 2 (38:12):
Once again, this is now now, no now. Obviously there's
more than one because before you get started with that critique,
there's something else. What's critique? What's the radio station that
your your program director of at your middle school?

Speaker 1 (38:26):
One five point nine?

Speaker 2 (38:28):
Can that and that thing can that's saying it like
a jingle? Yeah, you got to be like one five
point nine wake up and that's like it's a legit
FM signal?

Speaker 1 (38:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (38:41):
Are you streaming on the iHeartRadio app? I don't think so.
I don't think you got on you. I made a
joke like if they fired us, like and we could,
we need to put this show somewhere. We might actually
come to your place. What's your what's the the guy
who helps you run it? What's his name? Mister mister dude?

(39:01):
What one? Me and Joe will go to mister Kawaski
one day. I'll be like, Yo, what's up? Kowsky will
crush it man. Yeah, let's go put us on. Put
us on Middays, so we'll have to get up so early.
All right, So you've sat here for a couple of
hours watching us. You're sitting on the iHeart couch and

(39:23):
now you're on the iHeart microphone. What do you what?
What do you think of the show?

Speaker 1 (39:29):
I think it's a lot of things. I think it's chaotic.

Speaker 2 (39:33):
Okay, okay, it is all over the place. I agree
with you there. Yeah, like a real program director would
say the same thing. You're on the right track here,
go ahead.

Speaker 7 (39:41):
You throw ice on the floor before every show, which
I'm stepping on right now.

Speaker 6 (39:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (39:45):
I don't get that at all. It's very unprofessional and
it gets cold in here, like you're on an ice skate.
I don't know what you're talking about.

Speaker 5 (39:49):
You.

Speaker 2 (39:49):
Also, he has no respect for anything in the building.

Speaker 1 (39:53):
But go ahead, speaking of he has no respect for
the building. You humped a tree before we.

Speaker 2 (39:57):
Came I did hump a tree in the front lobby.
But that but see, that isn't anything to do with
the radio. I was trying to make the superintendent of
the buildings laugh when he looks at the video. But
this is how we get in the character, you know,
this is how we stay because we do this in character. Yeah.
And we always used the bathroom together. You notice that. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
we always go to the rest. You came in the

(40:18):
bathroom with us. He took the bathroom trip with us, Yeah,
I did. Yeah, Yeah, because strippers. We had to lock
the door because strippers used to bathe in there. They
watched themselves and strippers, hookers, they used to bathe. You're ready,
because that's all part of radio. Yeah, that was drugs
and all the other stuff too, So it's all coming. Okay.
So you don't like that I throw ice on the floor.
You don't like that I humped the tree. You've never

(40:41):
mentioned anything about the actual show. Sounds like he likes it.

Speaker 1 (40:44):
Yeah, guys talk over each other a lot. That's the
only critique. I had a lot.

Speaker 2 (40:47):
We jam it in. There's a lot. It's pretty fit.
He got I do my wife too, Like at home.
It's a conversating Yeah, there's no dead spots at all,
but I'll do I'll talk over my wife too. It's like, well,
you're not doing the show. I'm like, well, you know,
just trying to fill in the pieces. Now, what do
you do at your radio station? You talk about music?

Speaker 7 (41:04):
Uh, we don't really talk at all yet. We just
play music for now and.

Speaker 2 (41:08):
There's nobody talking. How do I not see playing not yet?
M Now you have to do what do you do?
Traffic in the morning? That's everybody how that's going at
the Black Ross Bike right, we're planning on the parking lot, like,
oh the parking lot it's crazy today. Yeah, yeah, okay,
so you're gonna do traffic, No, we're gonna We're.

Speaker 1 (41:28):
Gonna play the announcements. We're gonna play the announcements every morning.

Speaker 2 (41:32):
Any announcers for the school, right, yeah, okay, that's pretty cool.
Jojo does weather. You can talk to him and he'll
tell you how to do weather Weather. I got the
weather app. I'll share it with you. Yeah, the Weather Channel.
It's an app on the iPhone. Just you just have
to read the app. So you do birthdays in the morning, too, right, Yeah.

Speaker 7 (41:47):
We do birthdays in the I'll have to Jennifer birthday today,
like Celes or like students students, but then we do
like a celebrity quote every morning because that really get students.

Speaker 2 (42:01):
Celebrity quote like what you do like Chris Tucker, you
got not the ow? Yeah, tell me exactly what kind
of quotes do you do it? Uh?

Speaker 1 (42:10):
They're like all like inspiring.

Speaker 2 (42:13):
Quotes, like like a Tom Hanks movie or like something
Washington movie, something like that. Yeah, like the Green Mile.
You're gonna do something from there? Yeah, okay, all right mile,
what's one do something for? Miracle? I watched that the
other day, Miracle with the hockey players, like the Natural

(42:35):
with Robert Refords. You're going to do something there? Yeah yeah,
all right, well okay, so I'm gonna take away.

Speaker 1 (42:44):
You also cut me off before someone that cuts you
back off.

Speaker 7 (42:47):
Yeah you said, you said, I said, I ran the
whole radio station.

Speaker 5 (42:52):
I do not.

Speaker 7 (42:53):
I want to give a shout out to one of
my fellow students, Lucas Brochhark, Lucas.

Speaker 2 (42:57):
Lucas helps. I think Lucas is riding your coattails with Lucas. Okay,
so I'm taking away from this. You don't like that
I throw ice on the floor.

Speaker 1 (43:11):
I don't didn't say I didn't like it. I actually
like it a lot.

Speaker 2 (43:15):
That I humped a potted plant.

Speaker 1 (43:18):
I don't think I like that you humped the potted plant.

Speaker 2 (43:21):
Professor's a beautiful building me have here. He doesn't take
it seriously at all.

Speaker 1 (43:24):
You were saying you were telling him to do it.

Speaker 2 (43:27):
You were like, you were like lead leading them on.
I probably did. And then you don't like that we
talk over each other. Yeah, that's why I took away
from this. This was the we sat with a PD
and program director.

Speaker 1 (43:43):
I got my shirt on right now he's.

Speaker 2 (43:45):
Got the shirt on. Yeah, so he he he. We
had an air check. Where's how the show works. And
I'll be honest, this is how you have to find
This is how it works with me and him, and
no disrespect to iHeart, but you're not going to find
two guys that equally don't care about their job. Could
care less? Could they care less? Don't care? We don't
care about anything here. We just keep doing. Do you

(44:05):
know what he said about your grandma? Not care? Do
you know what he said about his in a in
a in a company call with very important people in
a company call. Charle Mayne, the God was on the
call with us. He said, right, Ryan Seacrest was heading
up the call. He said, how long are you gonna
milk your mom dying? He just keeps bringing your grandma grandmother?

(44:28):
Every time something goes wrong, He's like, my mom died.
I'm like, well, how long are we gonna ride this pony? Okay?
All right?

Speaker 7 (44:35):
You always talk about how we extend our birthdays? Is
this you extending that?

Speaker 2 (44:39):
Oh? Yeah, I got six months your you know your
parent dies, you got six months You'll still be talking
about this one hundred percent? All right, look all right,
all right, well you buddy, keep it up, and all right,
go sit back down on the iHeart couch, uh, and
we get back. We're gonna do a thing called you
think you have a bet? Thank you've got it bad.

(45:02):
I don't think we have a bad game. Stop Now
says it will ban Pokemon card scalpers for life if
they're called using scales to weigh the packs in the stores.
The company posted a warning on social media after a
video showed someone weighing one piece card packs to find
valuable ones. Some Pokemon collectors believe packs with rare full

(45:24):
art cards weigh slightly more than regular packs. Yeah, don't
give them credit for pulling that one off. That's pretty
interesting and definitely never got laid. Yeah, there's no way
if you bring in a scale to a game stop
to weigh Pokemon cards that you've ever even been close

(45:45):
to a vagile like the The Legos did a little
pack where they didn't tell you what was in age one,
and we used to go to Walmart. It was like
a crabshoet. We even I even open them up in
the store and if you had the same one, I
put it back on the shelf. And then we realize
if you scan the barcode, it actually tells you what
it was. I was all impressed with myself. I was like, man, nice,
you beat the system. We had to keep bringing them back.
I'm like, he has the same one at home. We

(46:06):
had to keep bringing the things back. Monster rats are
wreaking havoc on cars across Britain, causing an estimated one
point six billion dollars almost one point seven billion dollars
in damage last year. Apparently they loved Tesla's Pest control.
Experts say the rodents are attracted to electric vehicles because
their wiring contained soy and peanut oil mixed in with

(46:28):
the plastics, which taste like food. Electric cars are also
targeted because their batteries warm up and charge overnight, creating
cozy nests for pests on very cold nights. Remember we
knew a guy man his car ran on oil. He
used to go to pizzerias and get the old oil
from the fires and that's how his car ran. Well, dude,
I remember another buddy that we worked with around that time.

(46:53):
He was giving me a ride to work one day
and his car stumped. I was like, dude, like, I
don't want to say anything, but like, what's going on?
And I guess like he had mice in the car
and they died and he couldn't find where they were,
like in the heater vents or inside the something, and

(47:16):
it's dunt.

Speaker 8 (47:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (47:18):
A study in Japan found the people who eat cheese
at least once a week may have a lower risk
of developing dementia. About three point four percent of cheese
eaters developed dementia, compared to four point five percent of
people who didn't eat cheese. The researchers say more studies
are needed to understand exactly how cheese helps and how

(47:39):
people should eat cheese. So, yeah, you have to eat
a certain amount of cheese. If you eat cheese at
least once a week, you may have a lower risk,
But if you did it more than that, you're gonna
have a higher risk. Who funds that study, Like, who's
pumping money into that study? Big cheese? Yeah, I guess
huh yeah, what kind of cheese? Because there's cheese and

(48:03):
there's cheese. Dude, there's no way velvet is a real
It's not real cheese, right what so man, you put it,
you put a cannon rotel in there and you put
you just melt it all down. You get a block
of alvida. That's not real. Cheat, that did not come
from a cow man. I don't know what what factory
created velvida. It's definitely not a real Nope. Uh there

(48:24):
you go. Those people day have a bet you not
somewhere Thanksgiving weekend? Well, the portion sizes up, the range
points out Jersey's rock station in the z XL Morning Show. Uh,
well that's it for us. I gotta get out of
here and fight with the people at the Amish market
from my Turkey. That I have a sec or tag

(48:45):
for and I gotta stand in the line. It wraps
all the way around the building, so I can see
if we even have a turkey. Yeah, I don't know,
but yeah, I don't have a good Thanksgiving. I guess.
Well see how tomorrow I got invited. White Wednesday. By
the way, be careful if you're going to party tonight.
White Wednesday, white way. What do they call it White Wednesday?
I don't know. Yeah, you got Black Friday, but that's

(49:07):
because people are in the black. The businesses are in
the black because they make money. No White Wednesday, so
it's White Wednesdays. We'd go out and drink. Back in
the day. That was the This was the party night,
back in the in the day. Why did they still
I don't think they'd do that, Like, I don't think.
I don't. I don't think it's as big as it
used to be.

Speaker 4 (49:24):
Like us.

Speaker 2 (49:25):
I remember my buddy would get a limo. Yeah, and
we'd go out in a limo on White Wednesday and
party around town. It was bigger than New Year's Eve
because it's all the kids coming back from college. But man,
yeah that sucks.

Speaker 7 (49:39):
That's what it was.

Speaker 2 (49:40):
It was kids coming back. You know, they're back home.
They're going to the local bars. Blah blah blah blah.
I just don't think it happens now. Yeah, if you're
a bar owner man, and I know what he's the
kids are killing him because he just they don't spend
money like they used to. Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 8 (49:54):
Kids.

Speaker 2 (49:54):
Yeah, get out there and have some drinks tonight and
they and sleep in a little bit tomorrow and you'll
be hungover. You have some turkey to go drink tomorrow night.
You've met pill Mike. You know, my buddy pill Mike. Yeah,
you know, one of my best friends ever. Yeah. His
quota your moles uner was does he still call me
pill Mike? And I said yeah. He said, well then
someone better get me some pills. It's a great line. Yeah,
I'm not I probably shouldn't. I know, I shouldn't say

(50:17):
what I'm about to say, but I may say it.
There were some drugs that my mom didn't take before
her death. Oh yeah, they may have disappeared with him.
Oh my god, he took it. Well, I guess she's
not going to use them anymore. So, Yeah, there were
a couple of Thanksgivings I'm not kidding. We went hard

(50:39):
the night before Thanksgiving and he didn't even make the
dinner because he was throwing up so much. I'm not shocked.
You pulled him out of conscience before the concert even starts. Yeah,
so he would, he would, I dude. I remember Wednesday
night before Thanksgiving dropping him off at his house and

(51:03):
he couldn't even walk to the front door. Yeah, not shocked. Yeah,
probably missed the whole dinner. It's why he's named pill Mike.
That's it. Yeah, it's fitting. Uh well, everybody, that's it
for us. Thanks for calling in short, everybody, Happy Thanksgiving.
We're back here Monday, so we're off for a couple
of days, are we or do we take the day off?
I mean Monday? Take Monday off? Yeah? Yeah, everyone, stay

(51:28):
right there. We took off that rock block for you.
It's one hundred point seven z XL Sat Jersey's rock station,
z XL Morning.

Speaker 8 (51:36):
Whiling, smiles and when you eleven, the sun comes shining through.
When you're crying, you bring on their inp.

Speaker 1 (51:59):
Where does smiling? I'm just smiling.

Speaker 2 (52:01):
Keep on smiling smiling. I'm really well smile dropping out man.

Speaker 3 (52:07):
I know you guys are all my love?

Speaker 2 (52:09):
Puting me guys on my way to work? R shoot
the guy? Yeah, warming up Chip and I'm like, I'm
a down Okay, we're rocking. Hey, thank you you shot
to the back.

Speaker 3 (52:18):
How you doing?

Speaker 2 (52:19):
Yeah? Keep me laughing?

Speaker 1 (52:20):
Then you guys are great.

Speaker 2 (52:21):
Good morning guys, hilt shot, Oh god, is it my
radio or are you only broadcasting? And mana I get
them the hell out of here with you growing out?
This is the readings in DJ like if you're on it,
I would listen to it. Thanks, man, getting up in
the mornings doesn't suck anymore. Any show was brought to

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