MONDAY 1-05-26

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Wake Up, Wake Up, Wake up, sleep way up. In
a world of mediocre radiodo.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
In a time of regulations and rules, under the scrutiny
of bosses and management. One show breaks all the rules
to deliver entertaining, compelling and educated radio and stand going.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
The rest on this show.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
Isn't good.

Speaker 4 (00:40):
Hey man, what's happening? Good morning, it's happening.

Speaker 5 (00:43):
Man.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
I couldn't sleep, so I got up at like two
and I caught a recap of the Steelers game, which
was it ended up being an awesome second half. Yeah,
unless you had the Steelers minus four and a half,
it wasn't a great Yeah. I'm sorry.

Speaker 4 (00:58):
I had the raven of minus four and a half.
H So, yeah, so this could be.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
This could be the story, especially if you have put
your tenfoield cap one that the NFL is breaked. Oh yeah,
that Aaron Rodgers wins the Super Bowl. You mean rig Like,
let's say the Packers are plus thirteen and a half
and they're down sixteen to nothing and there's one second

(01:26):
left and they decided to call a time out and
then kick the ball and cover the thirteen and a half.
I'm watching games yesterday other than my team who was
supposed to lose. I'm watching guys, dude, guys are just
dropping the ball for no reason because they know why
because this game.

Speaker 4 (01:43):
It was a lot of dud games.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
Yes, they were terrible games, but why are you winning? Yes,
somehow your team could go from what first or second
picking the draft to the seven?

Speaker 4 (01:53):
Yeah, so the number five.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
But I'm watching yesterday, like what an I listen as
a professional, I know it's hard to go out there
and lose a game. But if you're the coach, you
put in the players that aren't very good, like I
would have put in the fourth string quarterback because you
know they're not gonna score any points. Well, so I've
been up since two watch the recap of the game
last night, and then I'm like, I'm folding laundry.

Speaker 4 (02:15):
I'm like looking for stuff to doc. So I'm already up.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
I'm not going back to sleep, and I'm not coming
to hear that early. So I watched the documentary about
the TV show Sledgehammer. Remember Sledgehammer? Wow?

Speaker 4 (02:28):
Yeah, I remembered it and then I forgot it. It
was it was a show. It was a goof on
like dirty Harry.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
Yeah, like like the guy was it was a comedy
based on like those stupid, you know, cop movies in
the seventies. Yeah, not as dumb as Naked Gun, but
pretty close, pretty close, pretty close. And I forgot how
funny it was. I'm watching. I was like, I gotta
go back and watch Sledgehammer.

Speaker 4 (02:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
I'm about five minutes into the Eddie Murphy documentary, which
I love.

Speaker 4 (02:54):
I I didn't even know. And where is this Eddie Murphy.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
Documentary is on Netflix? Okay, yeah, yeah, I like that
Eddie Murph. He's got a nice house too, by the way.
Uh yeah, yeah, he's done okay for himself. He bade
some cat. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (03:06):
I think it's all Norbit money.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
It's everybody. It's it's Monday. We are back, but our
promotion department isn't yet. But I think they're still on VACA.
I think everyone has Christmas aids. I think everyone got
sick during the Christmas holiday. So, uh, we don't have
anything today, but that may change tomorrow. We'll just roll them.
We're just we're just we're just, you know what, We're

(03:28):
just putting our heads down and moving forward. It's one
hundred point Seven's the exl South Jersey's rock station z
x L Morning Show.

Speaker 4 (03:35):
Good morning, everybody.

Speaker 5 (03:41):
Do it live.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
I can go alrighte it and we'll do it live.
And things sucks. I'm scotting. Good morning here some news
vau US for the new year. Gloucester County man has
been charged with killing a woman and wounding a child
in a shooting in Paulsborough. Ramon Luis Asabagado of Paul'sborough

(04:03):
was charged with murder aggravated assault, in possession of a
weapon for unlawful purpose, and told investigators he shot the
woman intentionally and accidentally shot the child after being started
while wielding the gun. I could understand that where if
you want to shoot the woman, I get but accidentally
hitting the well.

Speaker 4 (04:21):
I think the kid ran in. He was like whoa
and then shot the gun by accident.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
Captured Venezuelan leader Nicholas Maduro and his wife Celia are
expected to make their first appearance in a US courtroom
at noon today. I thought you were going to say
expecting their first child, You know what? That would be unfortunate,
A required proceeding that could launch a prolonged legal battle
over whether the pair could be tried in the United States. Yeah,

(04:48):
they got it pretty quick man. Yeah, they went in
snagged him.

Speaker 3 (04:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
He's being charged on narco terrorism and drug trafficking. A
federal class action lawsuit against McDonald's of miss leading consumers
by marketing its popular mick rib sandwich. People are saying
it's not actually made of rib. Who didn't know that one?

Speaker 3 (05:11):
No?

Speaker 4 (05:12):
Oh, yeah, I've never had one. It's it's not a
good taste.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
They said, it's not actual pork rib meat. The lawsuit,
which was filed December twenty third in Illinois, was brought
by four individuals who claimed the Chicago based fast food
giant deceives reasonable consumers who would reasonably believe the product
name the McRib would include at least some meaningful quantity
of actual pork rib meat. Sol video. I don't know

(05:37):
if it's real or not, but the chicken McNuggets are
like some purple pastes.

Speaker 4 (05:41):
It's like some ooze.

Speaker 1 (05:42):
Yeah, it's that real.

Speaker 4 (05:44):
They are pretty good though.

Speaker 3 (05:45):
Good.

Speaker 4 (05:46):
Yeah, that's news. What about sports?

Speaker 1 (05:48):
Eagles lost to the Redskins yesterday twenty four to seventeen. Dude,
you talk about a guy who had a tryout, right,
that Tanner McGee, Yeah right, Like this is other teams
are looking at him now, going all right, let's see
how this kid does.

Speaker 4 (06:04):
Did not do No.

Speaker 1 (06:06):
I thought they might be able to trade him next
year to a teammate. That was dude, that was his tryout,
that was his like. Teams were looking at him and
he did not deliver and people were calling for him
to take over for Hurts in the middle of the season.
Is good, dumb, Yes, yeah, that's why we don't coach football.
Steelers beat the Ravens twenty six twenty four last night

(06:26):
in a great game. Six Ers Nuggets tonight, Flyers Ducks tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (06:30):
This is scary, dude.

Speaker 1 (06:32):
So Frank Caron, he is the Milwaukee Brewers number twenty
six prospect. He's a South Jersey native, and he was
in a serious car accident in Gloucester County in Franklin
Township or Franklinville over the weekend. So hopefully he'll be okay.
The Brewers announced that yesterday. Franks by me.

Speaker 4 (06:55):
Yeah, so the kid, Yeah, I think the kid.

Speaker 1 (06:57):
I don't want the Paul's bow or something like that
of those schools down there and got no an accident.

Speaker 4 (07:02):
Man, You hope kid's okay.

Speaker 1 (07:03):
Man and Lenny Dykestra he's facing charges of drug and
paraphernalia possession after a traffic stop in Pennsylvania on New
Year's Day.

Speaker 4 (07:15):
There's a documentary I like to watch.

Speaker 1 (07:17):
Yeah, there you go, that's news the sports. Yeah, clouds today,
I have the forty Clouds tonight, over night, Little thirty
three tomorrow for your Tuesday more clouds. I have the
forty six twenty six outside right now, one hundred point
seven ZXL, South Jersey's rock station, ZXL Morning Show one
hundred point seven ZXL, South Jersey's rock station, and the
ZXL Morning Show. I don't know if this is a

(07:39):
gambling problem or not. Now it's not me Okay. This
is like when you say, like, I'm not sure if
this is racist, it's usually racist. Yeah, So when you're morning,
it was like, I wonder if this is a gambling problem.

Speaker 4 (07:50):
It probably is a gambling problem.

Speaker 1 (07:52):
I was a Bordgotta Christmas Eve. Okay, wait a minute,
talking about me here. I was also the at Philly
Love on Saturday morning with my brother and my mom.
Anytime you say casino in morning, it's usually a problem. Well,
I think mom definitely has a problem because Mom tagged
along and I've never seen her get ready so fast

(08:12):
because I text my problem like, yo, it's seven o'clock.
I was like, everybody's sleeping. I was like, let's just
let's go throw some dice. And I got to nudge
my wife and where are you going? I was like,
I'm gonna go play crash at my brother. It's like
where I was like, Philly, She's like, we'll be careful.
I said, she let me do it right, you're playing
on a street corner. But then so I but then
I get guilted and I'll go back to the story

(08:34):
about the gambler problem. Then I get this guilt trip
right because my my twelve year old wasn't feeling well.

Speaker 4 (08:39):
So she's like, well, where are you.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
I was like, oh, yeah, I'm doing pretty good here,
so yeah, we'll be home shortly. She's like, I'm trying
to juggle all this.

Speaker 4 (08:46):
It's like juggle what what she had?

Speaker 1 (08:50):
She had to make breakfast for the kids, which I
can do in five minutes, Like my kids are easy.
It's like it's like toasting, isn't it a pop tart
and a toaster easy to do? Meanwhile, he as medicine
waiting at CBS, which I'm supposed to pick up. So
I'm kind of like the a hole here where I'm
the dad that should go get the medicine from CBS.
So I get I was like, eh, I think you
can handle both. I know I could so so anyway,

(09:12):
so we're gambling. It's me and my brother, and I
don't go as balls to the wall as he does.
But I'm looking across the table and he's winning a
lot of money on my rolls. Like at one point
he's getting cashed out like eight nine hundred dollars in chips, right,
So I look over and we're playing, and I'm enjoying myself.
It's I don't know, it's the scumbags at seven o'clock
on a Saturday morning. Yeah yeah, yeah, right after Christmas.

(09:37):
Yeah yep, yeah yeah, that's my vacation yep. So I
can only imagine what what that crowd looks like. So
I'm watching him win a bunch of money, and I'm thinking,
he does what I do, I'll take some chips and
just put him in my pocket. So I know I got,
you know, whatever I came with it too my pocket.
I'm just playing with what I have. I see him
winning a bunch of money and then we wrap up

(09:57):
and he blew it all. So see here's where I
am why gamble and I did this. Christmas Eve morning,
I was up like three hundred bucks. I stopped. I
was like, I'm done for me. I want a couple
hundred dollars. Hung out with my butties, we had breakfast.
I was like, I can go home now. So I dude,
I knew a guy who worked with me, and him

(10:18):
and his dad did it like a job. They did
the same thing on Saturday Sunday mornings. They would go
play table games, but they would bring five hundred bucks. Yeah,
now if they blew the five hundred bucks, they were done.
Like that was the thing. They never they they they
once they were out of money, they were like, that

(10:38):
was it. Like so if they made more than that,
that was awesome, right, But that's all they're going to
loose that. But they knew that they had budgeted that.
They're like, we're going in with five hundred bucks. Let's
go play this and a lot. And for the most part,
they won, but they knew they had a walk once
they didn't dig themselves into a hole. And that's where
I was like, I went with four hundred dollars. So

(11:00):
I played craps, ended up walking out with an extra hunter,
so I won one hundred dollars. We're all said and done,
So my brother does well. Now he tells me I'm
the guy that's supposed to stop him when this happens. No,
am I the guy that's supposed to stop him? Or
I'm at the guy that's not supposed to bring him
to begin with. Yeah, my wife called me an enabler.
Yeah oh yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah. Kind of sounds

(11:21):
like he can't stop. But I still have a good time,
you know, like I enjoyed this. Don't take away from
my fund. Because here's the thing. So he's up, you know,
he's up a thousand bucks. Oh, he was up a
lot of money and somehow blows.

Speaker 4 (11:32):
So and that's the thing.

Speaker 1 (11:34):
And then you blow it and then you're like all right,
Well then you start digging into your bank account a
little bit, and you're like, all right, not only did
you blow the money, but now you're even digging yourself
into a deeper rowl. Yeah. Like, he had a lot
of money, and I'm watching him buy a couple of
times back in I'm like, bro, He's like man, you
can't stop. He's like, well, you're supposed to want that
stops me. I'm like, well, I'm having a good time
on my side of the.

Speaker 4 (11:54):
Table, dude.

Speaker 1 (11:55):
That's a talent is to be able to walk away. Hey, Like,
you know, eight hundred bucks is a nice run. Yeah,
let's you know what for a Saturday morning at seven
point thirty right by eight am, I'm eight hundred bucks up,
pick it up and go, let's go.

Speaker 4 (12:07):
I'm gonna, you know what, breakfast on me.

Speaker 1 (12:10):
Yeah, maybe we catch a mummer or something running around Philly,
you know, just try and rocket out of here. Oh man,
oh boy man.

Speaker 4 (12:17):
Uh yeah, so uh so hot.

Speaker 1 (12:20):
Now I'm not gonna keep doing this, I don't think.
But it was a lot of fun Saturday morning. So
did he No, he lost it all, Yeah, he lost
it all. But did he dig into his own He
was in. He was in a little bit yeah, yeah,
where I was kind of concerned about. One point.

Speaker 4 (12:35):
He was up, I'm gonna say a couple grand.

Speaker 1 (12:37):
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, and then walked away in a
whole minus hundreds and hundreds of dollars. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (12:44):
God, that sucks. And then I had to remind him
that rent was due on the fifteenth.

Speaker 1 (12:48):
But then, dude, the movie Casino, They're always going to
get the money back. They keep you there, they keep
the entire point yep uh, look we get back well
toose some Roculus, Yo Joe and Scottie rock news. But
we haven't heard much from Alex van Halen since his
brother Eddie van Halen died.

Speaker 4 (13:09):
He did write a book called Brothers was.

Speaker 1 (13:12):
About him and his brother Eddie. If you don't know,
Alex is the drummer in a band called van Halen.
Now he's starting to work on a new album and
he's teaming up with the lead guitars from Toto. Wow,
Roseanne is a banger of a song. I mean, I

(13:32):
know everyone goes to Africa, but dude, I'll go. I'll
go Rosanna all day long. Now have out hold the line,
Hold the lines another good one, dude.

Speaker 4 (13:40):
I saw Toto open up a couple of years ago
for Journey. Dude, they killed it.

Speaker 1 (13:44):
Still. So Alex van Halen working on new music with
Steve Lukather from Toto. I just don't think like real
good guitar riffs when I think of Toto, you know,
I just like the song Rosanna is about the guy
dating Rosanna Arquette, like that's who it's about. Jack White

(14:05):
has posted a statement in response to the US congressman
who used him in an AI generated video. I guess
Tim Burchett from Tennessee put out a commercial and used
AI to he used Jack White and Jack White from

(14:26):
the White Stripes and you know his solo career. He
I guess Jack White is a liberal.

Speaker 4 (14:33):
I don't know. I don't know nothing about Jack White.

Speaker 1 (14:35):
And so this guy decided to use an AI version
of Jack White in his commercial saying don't even think
about listening to my music. E fascist. And then the
congressman or he's running for congress, I don't know, he
put Hey, the little girl from the Adams Family got
really ugly and angry. I like that. But the problem, well,

(14:56):
it's not a comeback. It's an AI generated video that
the congressman put together. So then Jack White's like, dude,
like this is cheap and childish in grade school bullying.
He goes, this is it's fake Christian rhetoric. He goes,
it's embarrassing how a bad art leadership has become. He goes,
what are you doing? He goes, I have no horse

(15:19):
in your race, Like, like what? And I kind of
am on Jack White's side about this. He's like, you
took my likeness and used it for something I have
nothing to do with, right, I get it, and it's
hard with AI. Man, it's so easy to do. Right now,
I know you're a big fan. You're actually wearing the
tank top of the Cure. Well, it's warming here and
I got it for Christmas. So oh. Perry Beamont, who

(15:43):
played guitar and keyboards for the Cure. That was a
very important man. The keyboards were very big for the Cure.
He died over the weekend at the age sixty five.
That Friday, I'm in love, froug Day, I'm in love. Yeah, dude,
they got a bunch of hits and very keyboard. Well,
he died over the Christmas holiday. The quote is with

(16:04):
enormous sadness that we confirmed the death of our great
friend the band made Kerry Bamonte. It's either Bamont or Bamonte.
I'm not sure who passed away after a short illness
at home over Christmas. Quiet, intense, intuitive, constant and hugely creative.
We know where I got the tank top because I
got a keyboard with it for Christmas.

Speaker 4 (16:23):
So I got a keyboard and.

Speaker 1 (16:24):
The Cure of tank Top. I think he even used
the key tar. Oh yeah, yeah, one a tone look used. Yeah,
like itar is a tough one to use, but I
think he was able to use that. But yeah, man,
I'm gonna say the Cure has got about a half
dozen bangers and there was supposed to be like depressing,
but the songs aren't depressing. No, the band is. The

(16:46):
band looks depressing, but the songs are kind of upbeat.

Speaker 3 (16:50):
There. You got some.

Speaker 1 (16:56):
One hundred point seven z XL South Jerseys rock station
ZE streaming on the iHeartRadio app. Second year in a row,
and I I don't hate it because it's it was
fifteen degrees and wind chill was insane. Second year in
a row, we had to cancel the Mummers. Yeah yeah,

(17:18):
I saw this. Yeah, So because we knew some people
that were there, I wanted you to give me an update.
So last year, my little guy got violently ill the
night before the Mummers. And he is the mummer. He
does the Mummers. I walk with him, My wife walks
with him. You know, all her friends are there. She's
a South Philly Broad It's a party, man, That's what

(17:39):
it is. It's one big party. And so last year
got canceled because of him. Well, this year, my wife
has a thing called Christmas aids. It's that a thing, dude,
It's I'm not kidding. Everyone I know ended up getting
struck down by this. It was some flu you know,
that got that just hit everyone right around Chris time.

(18:00):
And my wife, dude, she had the entire week after
Christmas off and she just spent it either laying on
the couch or in bed. I felt I felt awful
for her, and so like she's still right now, still
kind of down for the count. Like she's got to
go back to work today, but she's like still just
like groggy, and you know, just not herself. You know.

Speaker 4 (18:21):
It was going around, man.

Speaker 1 (18:22):
My mother in law ended up with She's out in Albuquerque.
So my wife calls her and she sounds like death,
and I'm like, oh my god, this is bad. So
she went to the doctor and I guess they tested
her for COVID. She actually had COVID and she gave
it to like the sister and the brother. But there
was something going around, Like my twelve year old he's
felt bad. Like the last two days, it was he

(18:44):
kind of felt run down, and he was fine, and
then it's like he's throwing up and the next morning
he's fine. He had like strep throats. So there was
definitely something going on. Something somehow I avoid you, That's
what I sidestepped this. Somehow with me and my little guy,
we both sidestepped this. My wife has just been sick
in the house with us, you know, and everything's closed
up because it's cold out and you know, and and

(19:06):
somehow we're okay. But we had to cancel the Mummers,
which there was a part of me was like, you
know what, perfect because dude, I'm watching the Dude, it.

Speaker 4 (19:18):
Was And I don't know, you've never you've never walked
the Mummers. Have you ever gone to the Mummers?

Speaker 1 (19:22):
I've gone as a as a spectator with a bottle
of moonshine in a backpack. Yes, dude. So my little
guy he's in it, uh, Carol caro leone, I believe
is what he marches in and play an instrument.

Speaker 4 (19:38):
No, they're a dancing crew.

Speaker 1 (19:41):
They break dance and they pretty the windmill. But here's
the problem. So it's cold. But as long as you're
walking right, you're walking up what is it, broad Street,
As long as you're walking broad Street, Market, whatever it is,
you're walking up the street, it's okay.

Speaker 4 (20:00):
And you're drunk and you got rum in you, well yeah,
and everyone's drinking.

Speaker 1 (20:04):
It's the only time, like you can drink right in
front of police while walking down a main street in
Philadelphia and everything's fine. But then you get behind city
Hall and that's where you have to stop for like
I don't know, channel twelve or whatever, Larry Mente is
there and like that's where they get judged, and it's
it's live on YouTube or TV or something, and so

(20:27):
everything stops. But you're behind city Hall, so the city
hall blocks the sun and then there's a wind tunnel.
So dude, it's insanely cold and you're not moving, like
the perfect storm of being cold. So when my wife
was like, I don't think I can do this, I
was like, okay, well, and we're not doing it. There
was even a point I even said to my wife.

(20:48):
I said, look, I said, I know you're not feeling good.
Little guys, still it's kind of excited to do it.
I said, if you want me to take him up myself,
I'll do it, which would have been an awful experience
because it's all her friends. Yeah, and it would have
been just me walking by myself, uh, you know, with
my little guy. But I would have done it for him.

(21:08):
But even he was like, he's like, if mom doesn't
want to go, I don't want to go. Yeah. It's
a party, man, It's a gathering and and that's really
what it is, a bunch of dudes getting together drinking.

Speaker 4 (21:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (21:18):
But yeah, so second year in a row, Mummers canceled. Yeah,
kick him out our family. It it went on, but dude,
it had to be freezing. It had he was like
fifteen degrees that day. It's awful, man, Yeah, it's at all.
I mean again him July, it would be too hot
with the feathers. But those guys take it seriously like

(21:39):
they're already back to work now for like next year's float.

Speaker 4 (21:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (21:42):
So like his uh, his brigade doesn't. It isn't like
like they dress up. I don't know. It's clowns something
like that, like creepy clowns or fun clowns. A weird clown,
weird South Philly clowns. We have a sporting flower and
a worn because clothes and so you know, and then
everyone has like a truck that has beer in it. Yep.

(22:02):
Some put porta potties in the truck and that the
truck follows them. And then it's a whole thing and
everyone has a theme, like you know whatever. One year
it was like MTV. My mom brought me one year,
me and my brother and I remember somebody wanted to
beat my brother up for his Kansas City Chief starter
jacket and then we never went back after that. That

(22:23):
was a pretty sweet jack. Yeah, I was like, damn, yeah,
it was sweet. Yeah, Well that's it's it. Do people
come out like you know, because we'll walk like we've
walked from South Philly all the way up the city Hall,
which is it's a hike. Yeah, we take the train over. Man.
We were younger, like I don't know, early twenties, go

(22:43):
out there and just drank. Party again. I got a
bottle of moonshine in a backpack and we're in a
bar and stuff. We got lazy. A couple of years
in we would go to my wife's friend who lived
in South Philly and then we'd taken uber from our
house to city Hall. We just circumvent everything and just
hop in the line. Uh but yeah, my my wife's

(23:05):
still down with Christmas, aids, well, I was watching the
parade on Actually I wasn't watching it because you can't
even see it.

Speaker 4 (23:11):
I went on me TV. Yeah, it's what I was
on Me TV and me TV with Serimne.

Speaker 1 (23:16):
I saw the brigade was missing one little clown and
I'm like, that's probably where he should be, Probably where
James have been right there. He should have been dancing
with the stupid umbrella, like, oh, it used to be
on page seventeen. Not anymore. It's me TV, which plays
like reruns of Lassie. Okay, we interrupt lastly for the

(23:38):
Mummers parade. Look we get back.

Speaker 4 (23:41):
Well, knock out some headlines.

Speaker 1 (23:52):
Conspiracy Corner one hundred point seven ZXL, South Jersey's rock
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Garcia.

Speaker 1 (24:11):
Happy New Year, my friend dot com is. The website
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there's a lot bouncing.

Speaker 5 (24:22):
Around, you know what, I really love. I love all listeners.
So I want to give a shout out to Beth
who came to see me for New Years for the
New Year's show Man, big shout out to you, she says.

Speaker 1 (24:30):
She listens to us.

Speaker 4 (24:31):
I heard I heard your.

Speaker 5 (24:32):
Calling, and yeah, yeah, yeah, that's actually I remember the name,
man said, I'm gonna be able to remember.

Speaker 1 (24:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (24:38):
Great kiss song.

Speaker 5 (24:39):
It's a great kiss song. It's only the second song
that they would ever play on the radio from Kiss Too.

Speaker 1 (24:44):
It was their biggest hit ever. And you know how
much that burns Gene Simmons and Paul Stanley. Great that
that Peter Chris is the one that's saying their biggest
song ever.

Speaker 5 (24:52):
Yeah, that's awesome, man, Beth, I hear you calling, you know,
so Happy New Year, guys, man.

Speaker 1 (24:59):
Good A lot went on the last twelve days we've
been off. It's a lot of fun to watch. Yeah,
I say, uh yeah, I mean, I guess the Venezuelan guy,
he's going to go to court today, and.

Speaker 5 (25:10):
I find that crazy. Didn't see that coming. Yeah, I
didn't because I was too busy looking at I was
too busy being distracted with Candi Sowns and and Kirk,
Charlie Kirk and all that stuff. I've been watching that
and all the the world's been going on around that,
and I've been distracted.

Speaker 1 (25:27):
Well about the Daycare of Minnesota. I mean that's been
a fun one.

Speaker 4 (25:30):
Too awesome game and a half.

Speaker 1 (25:33):
Yeah. I liked that they couldn't even spell learning right
on their son.

Speaker 5 (25:40):
But you know what's what's so funny is that people
a minute to figure that out because nobody could read anything.

Speaker 1 (25:45):
Nobody well, and dude, the other one they're talking.

Speaker 5 (25:48):
About like living in Game of Thrones days, nobody could
read like a dat powerful positions.

Speaker 1 (25:55):
But the Somali, if you don't know it's it was
these makeshift care sites that were funneling in federal money
and there was no kids.

Speaker 5 (26:03):
There, And dude, what he want of like any government
facility that helps?

Speaker 1 (26:10):
Not even kidding. One advertised they open up at like
eleven a m. What daycare opens up at eleven am?
Another guy start banging on the door, like where are
the kids? Like this guy kind of exposed everything. But
there's videos going back ten years that this has been
going on. Then they show a picture of four of
the daycare.

Speaker 4 (26:26):
Owners, right, the Somalia guys.

Speaker 1 (26:29):
They this off school.

Speaker 5 (26:30):
Now.

Speaker 1 (26:32):
I don't know why the hairlines are so high in Somalia.
The teeth is. One guy's got an eye. I'm not kidding.

Speaker 5 (26:38):
They got a lot on their mind.

Speaker 4 (26:39):
Dudere Like, there's no way these four guys open a daycare.
I wouldn't take my kids there. I would, I can't.

Speaker 5 (26:46):
I think I think you would. You would, and Joe,
I know you would.

Speaker 1 (26:50):
Yeah, but I'm like a billion dollars. Yeah, it's it's insane,
the amounts of money. Everything is insane. Everything is fake.

Speaker 5 (26:59):
Like, that's crazy. I'm city of thinking. So now we're
just running into like other countries and just the presidents.
Now the fight thing is they gave him like weapons charges.
How do you give it a president weapons charges? Was
he like walking around like unlike America somewhere this dude
was from another country? Now supposedly was he was a

(27:20):
drug cartel leader who kind of installed himself. Yes, okay, yes,
it was like an Escobar all right, so he installed himself.
Everybody accepted it. Right over there, they were like, you know,
whether they were forced to accept it or not.

Speaker 1 (27:34):
There he's on TV walking in where do you get
that are?

Speaker 3 (27:38):
Now?

Speaker 1 (27:38):
Is that a masketererer?

Speaker 5 (27:40):
You dude? And now he's in Brooklyn. Nobody thinks that's crazy.
Dog like, now he's in Brooklyn.

Speaker 1 (27:46):
But see, like Escobar when it came to what was
that median, he he wanted the better the city be
with drug money, but wanted the better the people. He
was there for the people. This guy apparently was. He
was like, I want I wanted to know, well, what
does that have to do with us?

Speaker 5 (28:06):
With us just what I'm saying, what does that have
to do with it?

Speaker 1 (28:10):
But it's not just oil, it's also drugs. Drugs.

Speaker 4 (28:13):
Come on, man, he was trying to stop the drugs
or do we want the drugs?

Speaker 3 (28:18):
We want?

Speaker 5 (28:18):
We want to control the drugs. That's what it is.
I don't even think they care about the fat Noel,
to be honest, I honestly don't think they could. If
they cared, they would have got rid of it.

Speaker 1 (28:27):
Now listen, I'm gonna pik that serious, all right, because
this is what I heard, that all the voting boots
come from Venezuela, that this guy would know what happened
in the twenty twenty election. I'm just saying, I read
it online.

Speaker 4 (28:40):
It's true, of course, it's true. Of course, why would
we Why would we get voting boots?

Speaker 1 (28:45):
Who knows? What does anything come vent us with voting boosts.

Speaker 5 (28:49):
And voting boots. But I'm just saying, man, it's like,
how do the drugs get here? They may, it's not.
These dudes are getting it and all just on their own.
All I know is I can go and get any
drug basically I want to get and I don't got
no boats.

Speaker 1 (29:01):
Has your drugs?

Speaker 4 (29:02):
Has the money going up for drugs since we've been
blowing up the boats? Is there inflation on drugs?

Speaker 5 (29:06):
I honestly would have known, because I've been broke the
last going out the last two months. You know what
I'm saying. That's why I'm not an addict, because I'm
always like rent is due.

Speaker 1 (29:15):
Like off the Scotty and I. We were giving you
credit because you're not like that, Like if you don't
have the money to.

Speaker 4 (29:20):
Do drugs right now, you don't do them.

Speaker 5 (29:23):
No, I've always been very aware that drugs are better indoors.
You know what I'm saying like, I never understood when
people start doing drugs to the point where you lose
your house. Yeah, drugs ain't fun in the freezing cold.
That's how I I'm with gambling. I'm with you. You know
what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (29:38):
It's novel.

Speaker 5 (29:39):
I want to enjoy what I do, so if I
can't do it in my house, I'll.

Speaker 4 (29:43):
Tell you what those videos are. Those people in Kensington, dude.

Speaker 1 (29:45):
They having some real fun.

Speaker 5 (29:48):
They though, like you know, they won't complain about their back.
They can't use them anymore.

Speaker 1 (29:56):
They can't straight or nothing, but they don't complain. They're
touching their toes. A lot of them look like they're
taking light nice naps. I'd love to see.

Speaker 5 (30:03):
Kensington is just horrible. Yeah, that's just horrible.

Speaker 1 (30:07):
Are you coming out?

Speaker 5 (30:09):
I just flo I like to you know, it's very cool.
But I will say this Christmas. For Christmas, it's the
first year I didn't get nobody anything, nothing for New
baddyll me whatever you want, but like, look, I treat
Christmas like I treat my drugs. If I don't got

(30:29):
the money, I don't got the money. I'm still paying
for last year's Christmas. I ain't doing that again.

Speaker 1 (30:33):
You know.

Speaker 5 (30:33):
So I didn't get nobody nothing, but I got some
cool stuff and I got the Chaos book about chaos book.
The book Chaos is about Charles Manson and the c
I A and the hitting the agenda.

Speaker 4 (30:45):
The sixties. What's that called MK ultra and stuff like that.

Speaker 5 (30:49):
Well basically, and I'm only on chapter two, dog, and
I am like bugging on it already.

Speaker 4 (30:57):
Not Manson, but also Ted Kaczinski. They were part of that.

Speaker 3 (31:02):
Dude.

Speaker 5 (31:02):
It's it's crazy how like it starts off with, you know,
the murders and all this and that. And I always
have a problem with like, I always have a problem
when a group of people get murdered by like less
the amount of people that they have.

Speaker 1 (31:16):
You understand what I'm saying, Like give us.

Speaker 5 (31:17):
For that movie Strangers with a dude and two chicks
come into a family's house and they torture them and
it's like four family members.

Speaker 4 (31:28):
Yeah, you should be able to push back.

Speaker 5 (31:30):
I got a problem with people who allow themselves to
be herded into one place and then tied up and
have one person tie everybody else. I just have yeah, yeah, yeah,
I just have a problem with that. I'm not a
good person to try to hold hostage. You know, the
minute you try to tie me up, we're gonna have issues.
Like before that, I'll be like, take what you want,
do what you gotta do. Sure, but once you're gonna

(31:52):
tie me up or move me out of the no, no,
you know, but I'm watching yr dude. So it turns
out that like there's a lot like what they said
happened as far as in the case like he did
it because he wanted to cause a race war and
pay some due back for not signing him to a
record contract. That was the original abbage. Yeah, yeah, exactly.

(32:14):
First of you ever heard any of his music. I
heard like two of his tracks I Ain't could lie.

Speaker 1 (32:17):
Beach Boys recorded one of his songs.

Speaker 5 (32:19):
I'm not Gonna lie.

Speaker 2 (32:20):
Yo.

Speaker 1 (32:20):
He you think Charles Manson could have been a huge rock,
could have.

Speaker 5 (32:23):
Been a contender man, he could have been a content
But regardless.

Speaker 1 (32:27):
That's what he wanted. He was just like, how about this?
Just like Hitler, he was a disgruntled artist. Yeah, and
then took it out on everyone.

Speaker 5 (32:36):
Say there's something about to see that's funny that you
should say that. I that you should bring him up
with to scruntled artists. They always try to push that naverage,
you know, but it turns out when they went into
the house, dude, did you ever hear that they found
a videotape of Plansky and Tate where Polansky was forcing
Sharon Tate to get down with two dudes and he
filmed the whole time.

Speaker 1 (32:55):
Dude, I mean that was wild sixties living. But yeah,
Roman Plansky not a good guy, not at all a
dude at all. They said he used to abuse her
all the time. Sharon Tate seems like, I mean a
bad you know, just wrong place, wrong time.

Speaker 5 (33:07):
Well, they say she was completely in love with him
and like it was messing her up completely, and that
the cops came found the tape, took the tape so
that it wasn't showing them, he turned it and never
used it as evidence.

Speaker 4 (33:19):
You can get way, You can get way in little rabbit.

Speaker 5 (33:21):
Hole when it comes to Manson, Dude, they never even
used it as evidence. Forget about the fact that he
was also arrested a bunch of times before this seven happened,
and he kept getting let out. You know what I'm saying,
Like it's I don't know, it looks like it's gonna
be really good because they're saying that that they actually
knew the people who came in and murked them. It

(33:43):
wasn't like they didn't know who they were killing. That
they were all connected.

Speaker 1 (33:47):
And then you got the other family I forget their names,
but then the secondary murder that had that.

Speaker 5 (33:53):
Yeah, yeah, it's crazy. You know, I heard the story
that Steve McQueen was on his way to go there.
I'll find out if it's chewing the book. Although they
said Steve mcare he didn't want to talk and that's
what God, I'm interested. Nobody wanted to talk about it. Meanwhile,
it started out as like he was just doing the
thirty years. It had been thirty years since the murders. Yeah,
so he had gotten hired to write like a five

(34:13):
thousand word you know, report on thirty years later. But
nobody wanted to talk to him. So he found that weird.
You know what I'm saying. Any names, names like Steve
McQueen and Jack Nicholson, they didn't want to talk about
it at all.

Speaker 1 (34:26):
It was like he rate the thirteen year old girl
and Jack Nicholson's house.

Speaker 5 (34:30):
Yeah, man, them dude's all horrible people. Yeah, like like
they're all horrible.

Speaker 1 (34:33):
You got it.

Speaker 5 (34:34):
If you're watching movies, know that it's horrible people.

Speaker 1 (34:37):
Yeah, you know so Hollywood man. Yeah, but I forgot Yeah.

Speaker 5 (34:43):
I mean said of the movies are good.

Speaker 1 (34:44):
Man.

Speaker 5 (34:44):
I always say, like the Devil hasn't made a good
movie in a while, and he hasn't written a good autum.
He hasn't like really brought out a good rock band
in a while.

Speaker 4 (34:50):
The Devil's been while, nah.

Speaker 5 (34:52):
Man, that's been slacking.

Speaker 1 (34:54):
Man.

Speaker 5 (34:54):
He hasn't come out with a double album in a
long time. That's worth anything. But but what we were
just saying, Man, I got a I got distracted about
about the Manson thing.

Speaker 4 (35:03):
With you bufts for Christmas? You didn't buy anything. I
got guests, I got some.

Speaker 5 (35:10):
I got some cool cat shirts, you know, like what
cats are dressed.

Speaker 4 (35:13):
Up like gangster shirt t shirts of cats.

Speaker 5 (35:16):
Yeah yeah, I got like three of them. One is
a cat with a cigaret in his mouth giving a
tattoo to another cat on his back. And then the
other one is a bunch of bato cats. Leaning got
the call window where he is like gangsters.

Speaker 1 (35:28):
We know you never knew you all right, now, I
know I can.

Speaker 4 (35:31):
Get your cat.

Speaker 5 (35:33):
I love my cat, man, you know, my cats, my
whole thing. Man, I would like I would literally get
rid of everybody in my family, my lady and everybody
my cat.

Speaker 4 (35:44):
And you're gonna we gotta draw the person.

Speaker 5 (35:46):
I mean, I love dogs too.

Speaker 4 (35:48):
I love dogs and.

Speaker 1 (35:49):
All my dogs, every dog.

Speaker 5 (35:50):
I have a hat, my cats. What about it sucks?

Speaker 1 (35:55):
Makes you? It does.

Speaker 4 (35:56):
As soon as you go into someone's house who has
a cat, you know they have a.

Speaker 5 (35:59):
Cut to my house. You would not know because that's
when people come to my mean, you want to know
what swamp so funny is? Unless I'm actually smoking the
three things I always hear when people come to my houses.
It doesn't smell like cat, doesn't smell like cigarettes, and
it doesn't smell like weed.

Speaker 4 (36:19):
You're smoking house.

Speaker 1 (36:20):
I don't smoke.

Speaker 5 (36:21):
Cigarettes in this house because Buddha. You know, Buddha was
there first. If I was there first and Buddha moved
in with me, i'd be smoking cigarettes and house. But
he was there first, and then I moved the We.

Speaker 1 (36:29):
Didn't have a Yeah that's old school.

Speaker 4 (36:35):
Yeah. I smoke into a paper, insane.

Speaker 5 (36:44):
Ficturing me like pretending you know, it just wouldn't be anyway. Listen,
I'm reading the book. It's a really good book. I've
only like I said, two chaps, and like I said,
this dude was a complete creep. He was throwing on
GC's like one of the the dudes. Man. That's what
I'm saying. The whole thing with Diddy, Dude, there's nothing
there's nothing you knew about that that was the second

(37:06):
were always doing that stuff, you know what I'm.

Speaker 4 (37:08):
Saying, the family the second murder.

Speaker 5 (37:10):
Yeah, but they're saying that he knew these people, man,
you know, and they're saying that it might be behind
drugs and stuff like that, you know, but he was definitely.
I'm only on the second one, but I know that
what they told.

Speaker 1 (37:23):
Us, they have the government you know, doing.

Speaker 5 (37:25):
And Verka kirk Man. Now people are starting to look
into it, which I said from the jump. You know,
there's a whole thing that went down. There's a whole
thing that went down with his with his life, assurance,
his life, get into it next week, all right, dude,
Where can people find you? Yeah, you can find me
at ac jokes dot com. Also check out Gary Garcia
dot com. Man that's my website. Also had the stuff
up there. We're I'm gonna be at And also check

(37:47):
out Reading G with Gary G go see and Brian T.
Locata whatever you get podcasts.

Speaker 4 (37:51):
All right, look Gary G. We love you buddy.

Speaker 5 (37:53):
Happy New Year, Heppy New Year, Ma, Happy New Year
to you guys out there too.

Speaker 4 (37:56):
We get back man.

Speaker 3 (37:57):
Do some trash. Oh love trash?

Speaker 1 (38:18):
Anything thirty G or toty anything racket rocking or roughing. Yes,
love frash. Hey, here's some trash for you on a
chilly Monday. Happy New Year, everybody will Farrell. I guess

(38:41):
this is this thing now? I can't dude, I can't
remember the last time he had a hit movie. It
makes me sad because he's getting older now. Yeah, it's
just like, you know, he's had a couple of swings
and misses. I think he even tried TV. I think
he tried a TV show. There's a movie where.

Speaker 4 (38:56):
His wife left him and he was living on a
lawn or something like that.

Speaker 1 (38:59):
Dude, that's a solid movie, is it it is?

Speaker 4 (39:02):
It's very funny.

Speaker 1 (39:03):
Yeah, he has nowhere to go, so he just moves
on his front lawn with all his stuff and uh,
it's a depressing movie. Uh, And it's like not Will Ferrell.
That's where I think he's got to live. He's got
to do the Burt Reynolds thing at like Boogie Knights,
like where you play against type. Like he's gonna have
to do like a role where he's not Will ferrelle

(39:26):
He did this at a Lakers game where he came
dressed as a a.

Speaker 4 (39:33):
An usher and then he kicks shack out of a game.

Speaker 1 (39:36):
Yeah. I like that. Well. He did the same thing
at a Los Angeles Kings game over the New Year.
The Kings were playing the Tampa Bay Lightning, and he
dressed head to toe as an NHL referee.

Speaker 4 (39:50):
Uh, and people.

Speaker 1 (39:51):
Were confusing him as a real referee. Is that where
we're at now? Is that where Will Ferrell is? Liv's
I've got a ton of money. He's a guy with
money just having fun. You know, if you and I
had money like that, you dared me to do it,
I'd do it.

Speaker 4 (40:07):
Sad news if.

Speaker 1 (40:08):
You're a fan of Tommy Lee Jones, or just sad
news in general. Tommy Lee Jones, the actor, his daughter,
She died over the holiday. She was found unresponsive in
a hotel in San Francisco on New Year's Day. Apparently
she had issues with drugs and alcohol. Is that the
guy from Men in Black? Yeah? Okay and Men in Black?

(40:31):
You played two Face in one of the Batman movies.
I mean, he's been in a ton of a ton
of stuff and it's a man. Apparently she's been struggling
with drugs and alcohol for three years. Will Smith is
being sued for sexual harassment. This guy has had a
couple of rough years. What a bad five year run,

(40:51):
head man? All Right? This guy who was on top
of the world at one point, I think he was
the biggest actor in the world. Bad Boys was so
good and uh, you know, his wife ended up cheating
on him very publicly, went on her podcast and announced
that she cheated on him.

Speaker 4 (41:08):
I think her like.

Speaker 1 (41:09):
He was like the cook.

Speaker 4 (41:10):
Yeah, he was a cook.

Speaker 1 (41:11):
And then he slaps Chris Rock at the Oscars. People
forget later on he won the Oscar that night, did
he Yeah? Did he go back on stage him out?

Speaker 4 (41:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (41:20):
No, yeah, And he's now banned for ten years because
the Chris Rocks laugh. They didn't. They just tossed him
the award. They threw him out like Jazzy Jeff in
the Fresh Prince of bel Air. Uh he yeah.

Speaker 4 (41:32):
So apparently.

Speaker 1 (41:36):
He was doing some type of documentary and a violinist
who's a dude, Yeah, dude, huh is claiming that he's
uh he was sexually harassed by Will Smith. Remember when
I was sexually harassed here in the studios. Yeah, I
used to watch it from across the room. Made me laugh. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (41:52):
Here he comes to Predator.

Speaker 1 (41:54):
Can I still can? I still sue? I'm a little
jealous man. He was really doing like a d tissue
on you. He would rub my shoulders, dude, and I dude,
it would Oh god.

Speaker 4 (42:04):
I hated it.

Speaker 1 (42:05):
And I hated it even more looking at you and
you looking at me, just just smiling like you're talking
about my arm the other day. This is crazy, dude.
The girl from Lost and she was an ant man
in the Wasp evangel and Evangeline Lily.

Speaker 4 (42:20):
Does I mean right? I think I said that right.

Speaker 1 (42:22):
She was on vacation, fell face first into a boulder
and now has brain damage.

Speaker 4 (42:29):
Jesus, yeah, into a boulder. I guess she tripped.

Speaker 1 (42:35):
Uh. I caught a little bit of this CNN New
Year's Eve broadcast. It's Andy Cohen and Anderson Cooper, and
I guess the whole thing is they go out there
and drink. Well, Andy Cohen apparently had too many drinks
and he went and started ranting and raving about how
bad New York is and how bad the mayor was.

(42:57):
And now I guess the mayor, Eric Adams, I believe
is his name. The new guy. Now, well, this is
Eric Adams. Was Andy Cohen was talking about Eric Adams,
who was the New York Layer. He came out and
said that maybe Andy Cohen needs rehab because he was dude.
He was he was sloshed like he was like he

(43:19):
was slurring his words and stuff. But like, that's the
whole spiel that they do. That's the whole shit is
that they go out there and get drunk. They loosen
up a little bit, but this guy's going.

Speaker 4 (43:29):
Nuts, and.

Speaker 1 (43:31):
I don't know other than it, it kind of created
Office space. The cartoon Dilbert, Remember Dilbert, No, Okay, So
Dilbert was a cartoon that was like what I mean,
like cartoons like in a newspaper, which was the precursor
to Office Space. Dilbert was kind of like the red
stapler guy. Okay, yeah, and the guy who created Dilbert.

(43:55):
He said that he has about zero chance of surviving
prostate camslow. That sucks, dude, zero chances, And that sucks
because that's a cancer that they can usually catch early
and you either live with it or they can get
rid of it. So that sucks, man. But yeah, so
Scott Adams, show hold on, let me go. Look, I

(44:19):
have a list of things that happened. You know, I
wish I would have wrote more down on the break
because it happened, and I'm driving in this morning, I'm like, well,
all these things happen like over the break that I didn't.

Speaker 4 (44:34):
All Right, here's what I'm going to bring up.

Speaker 1 (44:38):
Is this? Now?

Speaker 4 (44:40):
Do you okay? Would you find this funny?

Speaker 1 (44:42):
Yeah? I bet so.

Speaker 4 (44:43):
Years ago.

Speaker 1 (44:46):
I was at a like one of those Pocono resorts
with like the champagne glass hot tub in the dove,
not into the.

Speaker 4 (44:55):
Dove, were you in the space room where you're on
the moon?

Speaker 1 (44:57):
I forget what it was called, but it was one
of these old school resorts where you like you went
to dinner and you had to sit at like a
group table with people you never met. Yeah, like one
of those things, right, And like I'm sure in the
fifties and sixties.

Speaker 4 (45:11):
It was cool, like it was like dirty dancing, but like.

Speaker 1 (45:13):
Awkward trying to climb into the champagne glass a as me,
which is a big guy.

Speaker 4 (45:18):
Yeah, it's just it just it's it's all bad.

Speaker 1 (45:20):
Yeah. But they had a gift shop, and I remember
going to the gift shop. Now this is like two
thousand and oneish. Going to the gift shop. They had
naked guy playing cards. I don't know why they would
have naked guy playing cards, but I made sure that

(45:41):
I bought multiple decks because I was going to bring
them home and give them his gifts to my friends.

Speaker 4 (45:47):
What couples want naked guy cards?

Speaker 1 (45:49):
And I'm talking like full on naked guy playing cards. Now,
I never thought about these cards since me and my
buddy we had a guy who lived in our apartment building.
We didn't like them, so we would throw a card
under his door every time we walk by, and he
would get so angry about it. Right, because once again,

(46:10):
these are full on naked guys. But a deck of
playing card. Yeah, I don't like to see it. I
know you sent me a picture. I don't like to spell,
so I'm cleaning out.

Speaker 4 (46:20):
I forgot. I did this as a joke.

Speaker 1 (46:23):
I gave him to my parents, and this is my
parents are both alive, and so I gave him my
parents as a joke.

Speaker 4 (46:29):
And my dad must have just put him in a drawer.

Speaker 1 (46:32):
Yeah, probably just shaking because they still had the plastic
on it and everything. So now my mom dies, right,
dad died years ago. I'm cleaning out drawers. I find
the deck of these naked guy playing cards. Yeah. So
I have a big seven fish dinner for Christmas Eve,
so I think it'd be funny. I'm just now going
to put it out on the table, like the deck

(46:54):
of cards in case somebody wants to play some right,
but like not obvious, like just kind of out there
where somebody would have to kind of be like what
is that and like pick it up.

Speaker 4 (47:05):
So a couple of hours.

Speaker 1 (47:06):
Go by, and you know, people are feeling pretty good,
people are drinking a bit, and then all of a sudden,
someone finds the deck of cards.

Speaker 4 (47:15):
Now it's once again.

Speaker 1 (47:17):
My my wife's cousins are younger, and so the girls
start pulling out the cards and now they're like going
like they're they're laughing, they're giggling, you know, once again.
It's a bunch of guys from the nineties who were naked,
you know. And so my father in law, Dude, I
thought he was gonna kill me. He doesn't like it,

(47:38):
not like because now here is nieces right, go like
going to each card like they're they're they're you know,
they're they're giving a one to ten on each guy. Yeah,
and dude, I can't stop laughing. And he's so uncomfortable. Yeah,
and so there's just this deck of naked guy cards

(47:59):
just being passed aroun the house.

Speaker 2 (48:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (48:00):
Like my cousin always gets me. He'll throw something up
like I don't know, like some some right wing leak
link to something I got, Like, I don't know, something
goes down whatever. So I click on the link and
it's that big black guy sitting on the side of
the bed, big dog out. I'm like, I really I
was hoping this was true. And then it goes to
that picture. Yeah. Yeah, it makes you uncomfortable, Like even
I'm looking at these guys, I'm like, yeah, it's yeah, guy,

(48:23):
I forgot I did send you pictures, you guys did. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (48:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (48:27):
So the girl that went to the wife, so the
girls were feeling no pain. So they were going through
each card and just pretty much judging them, Yeah, judging
each guy. And they they did guys, you know for
the late nineties. They look pretty good. Yeah, but I
know your father in law too, he's kind of a
guys guy. Yeah. I don't want no nonsense and not enjoy.
Did not enjoy the playing cards and the naked guy

(48:48):
playing cards now from a Pocono's gift shop.

Speaker 4 (48:51):
Now where are they? Where do they live?

Speaker 1 (48:53):
Now? Okay, everyone has that drawer in the kitchen where
it's like pens and flashlights and rubber bands.

Speaker 4 (49:01):
It's sitting in that back in there. It sits back
in that.

Speaker 1 (49:04):
Drawer because you know what, dude, I'm gonna do it
again next year, right. I just think it's funny to
make people feel uncomfortable. Well, you put them under the
plate and then play a game. Okay, everyone left out
your plate. Let's say the winner of the prize basket
is gonna be the six of Hearts. Next year it'll
be my white elephant gift. You. A guy and his
family did that, and it was like uncomfortable, like sexual gifts.

(49:27):
It was actually pretty funny, man.

Speaker 4 (49:29):
You know when grandma pulls out a big tilt.

Speaker 1 (49:31):
Well that's that game. Did you play with the cards? Uh,
Humanity Cards against Humanity?

Speaker 5 (49:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (49:38):
Like yeah, where you say uncomfortable things to each other.

Speaker 1 (49:41):
Yeah, Aid's is one of the ants. It's a fun one.
Look we get back, we'll knock out some headlines. A
we are. The XL water Show one hundred point seven

(50:03):
is the XL South Jersey's rock station streaming on the
Iart radio app for everybody to listen to. So I
finally broke my wife the kids. The attacking was too
much for me to handle.

Speaker 3 (50:19):
Oh was this real?

Speaker 4 (50:23):
We got a Wiener dog?

Speaker 1 (50:24):
I thought I didn't bring that up.

Speaker 4 (50:27):
I thought I saw a picture your wife posted it.
You're bringing it home?

Speaker 1 (50:30):
Yeah, so my So, my wife has been on it
for a while, but I've been kind of like pushing back,
being like no, no, no, no no. So then my wife,
one of her co workers, her cousin, had just I
guess they they breed wiener dogs.

Speaker 4 (50:47):
So she's like, let's just go meet the dogs. Let's
go meet. So we go.

Speaker 1 (50:53):
We drive up the Tuckerton, the downtown Tuckerton, and uh,
and the people couldn't been nicer, dude, And they go
and they got these all these Wiener dogs. The dog
is so small though, we can't even pick it up,
like we're not allowed because the mom would freak out.
So like, dude, my wife instantly falls in love. Right now,

(51:13):
I said, if I get if I get this wiener.

Speaker 4 (51:15):
Dog, right is this? Is this what do they call
the dash allans?

Speaker 1 (51:21):
Yeah? If I get this Wiener dog, I want to
name it Ron Mexico. Now, Ron Mexico is the alias
that Michael Vick used when he gave a girl herbies
when he went to the doctor. Uh to the point
where my son got me a Ron Mexico T shirt
for Christmas. Yeah, it's got to be a funny name
if not.

Speaker 4 (51:41):
So everyone was on board.

Speaker 1 (51:43):
We go. We talked to this lady. She's very nice,
very nice family. We picked the dog out and uh,
you know, she's like, all right, well you got to
come back in a month to get the dog because
it's still mature and everything like that. Right, by the way,
what are you gonna name them? Dude?

Speaker 4 (52:00):
Okay, So yes, he said that, and I had to
explain it.

Speaker 1 (52:04):
You try explaining to someone who breathes dogs that you're
naming a dog after Michael Vick a convicted dog fighting ringleader, right,
and so that was very odd. So my wife a
couple of days ago, she's like, hey, I need to
talk to you. And I was like, oh, okay, okay,
this can't be good. Don't cave and I go, I

(52:25):
go what, I go? What's up? Baby? She goes, we
have to have a talk about the name of the dog.
And I was like, yeah, it's Ron Mexico and you
can't call it Ron. You have to call it Ron
Mexican full name. Yeah, And she's like, I don't think
we can do that. I was like, what do you mean.
She's like, I don't think we can name it Ron Mexico.

(52:47):
And I was like, are you kidding me. I was like,
that's the one thing you get the dog, I get
the name it Ron Mexico.

Speaker 4 (52:53):
She's like I don't think so.

Speaker 1 (52:55):
So then I'm like okay. And at that point I
gave up and I was like, you guys name it. Yeah,
Now it's not funny.

Speaker 4 (53:00):
I was like, you guys, you guys name it. I
don't know. So now we're gonna name it Theodore.

Speaker 1 (53:07):
Not as cool, dude, not as cool. It's not cool
at all, dude. That's awful, like I had, Like I
named our first dog bigs, right, so I like the
name big.

Speaker 4 (53:16):
Well, she wants to name it, uh Tank after the
Eagles player.

Speaker 1 (53:20):
See okay, so Tank is cool.

Speaker 4 (53:22):
So she wasn't named it the Theodore Tank Riley.

Speaker 1 (53:24):
But it's a small little dog, so Tank makes it
a little Dog's got to give him big Brutus or something.
Ron Mexico hilarious. Yeah, you know, like I had a
buddy growing up. His name is dog's name was Charles Barkley,
and you never called him Charles. You always called him
Charles bark Even the Ron Mexico thing, Like I just
I equate that with the herpes more than I do.

(53:46):
I didn't even think about the dog fighting thing, like
the big dog fighting thing, because I think he's kind
of bounced back from that whole ordeal.

Speaker 4 (53:53):
But it's still.

Speaker 1 (53:54):
Yeah, when you're talking with a dog breeder, they I
don't think they what give someone a dog, who's to
name it after a dog fighting guy? I don't forget
what nam I wanted to come in with the second dog,
but the kids came up with Bennett, and I'm like,
I hate, I didn't like it, but their kids and
bis and I got a Bennett at home. I'm still
cool it. Okay. Then I got other I got other

(54:16):
If you're not gonna do Ron Mexico, I got other names.
Oj Yeah, good luck with that one. Okay, I'll call
it Cosby that got shot down. So then I was like, okay,
Ted Kaczynski and we just have a normal name, Like,
can it just be called Chip that got shot down too?
And I was like all right, whatever, So we're gonna

(54:36):
go a wiener dog named Theodore.

Speaker 4 (54:38):
But see the whole point of you accept and I
know you didn't.

Speaker 1 (54:41):
You weren't in love with the idea of getting the
dogs that you were supposed to name the dog.

Speaker 4 (54:45):
Yeah, Ron Mexico.

Speaker 1 (54:46):
It's a little unfair to you.

Speaker 4 (54:48):
It'll always be Ron Mexico to me.

Speaker 1 (54:49):
When I come over, I'll I'm calling them Ron Mexico. Look,
we we get back for you, we get back, well,
we'll knock out. I think God, you think you have
a man, You think you've got it bad. I don't
think we have a bad. It's a new year, and
that means it's time for a new term related to

(55:10):
someone's sexual activities. Uh, it's called fiicto. Sexuality. Oh now,
what could this be? A therapist and gender specialist, she
describes someone who is fiicto sexual as a person who
feels drawn emotionally, romantically, or sexually to fictional characters.

Speaker 4 (55:31):
Sometimes more than they do to real people in real life.

Speaker 1 (55:36):
For those with a fiicto sexual identity, those connections aren't
imaginary or surface level. They're deeply felt and genuinely meaningful.
All right, listen, this isn't me, Okay, but there was like, uh,
they put hot pictures up of like will of a Flintstone.

Speaker 4 (55:52):
Oh yeah, I before cartoon porn.

Speaker 1 (55:55):
Hot man cartoon porn is is like a big thing.
I'm not there, you know, I will say, now, did
I have a relationship with this lady? No, but I
did get turned on as a kid by Chun Lee
in Street Fighter. Okay, so you're almost there.

Speaker 4 (56:14):
So I'm all, yeah, almost there, dude.

Speaker 1 (56:17):
My ex sister in law she was like super into
those stupid Twilight films. Yeah, and she was going through
some type of like mid life crisis at the time,
and so she wanted so she took the idea of
Twilight and then and and she did that thing that
you shouldn't do she announced it to like her whole

(56:38):
family that she was going to change careers and she
was going to write erotic vampire fiction.

Speaker 4 (56:47):
Like quasi porn vampire books.

Speaker 1 (56:52):
Don't we had? Wasn't that a? Wasn't that the one
with Suky? Kind of a true blood kind of But
it would be like these like books like you know
women would read on the beach. Yeah, but it'd be
about vampires and sex and everything like goatcha Okay, Yeah,
And I believe she even went to her parents and
asked for like money so she could like get it
up and run in. Well, how's it going? Didn't go

(57:13):
very well? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (57:14):
I think she still works at the hospital.

Speaker 1 (57:16):
It's no secret that the app based dating can be
a hot mess, and now some people are doing something about.

Speaker 4 (57:22):
It by using old school digital technology.

Speaker 1 (57:25):
And Australian has found a way to date using Microsoft PowerPoint.
It works by having a friend essentially vouch for you.
The recommendations and descriptions of you are turned into a
PowerPoint presentation. From there, the PowerPoint is shown to a
willing audience of potential suitors who size up what.

Speaker 4 (57:43):
They're seeing on the video screen.

Speaker 1 (57:45):
The guy says, uh oh, the woman says her events
have resulted in multiple couples being formed, and it feels
more genuine than what becomes the superficial and generic world
of app based dating. So pretty much it's the old school,
remember you, Like back in the eighties, people would do
the dating thing on a VHS tape. Oh yeah, yeah,

(58:07):
you give like your you know your video. You would
sit there, yeah and be like, you know, I like
walks on the beach and you know football, let's see.
Adult film star Alicia Davis is now opening up about
a sex toy mishap that landed her in a hospital
earlier this year. Davis says that she was getting friendly

(58:29):
with a guy who she hit it off with, and
their first date included a strategically placed sex toy.

Speaker 4 (58:35):
Fortunately, part of the toy broke off.

Speaker 1 (58:37):
Davis says she spent two days with it lodged inside
her before finally seeking medical attention. Surgery was required to
remove it from her buttocks after doctors X rayed her
to confirm its location. Sadly, Davis never saw the man again,
not because the sex toy incident, but they just weren't compatible.

(58:57):
So I guess there's no end to that area. We
could go all the way up in there, you know. Yeah,
I mean, I guess they're supposed to. I guess the
thing that holds it in broke off one of these
rock stage people talk about the gifts that I give
my wife, and sometimes I want them to be practical
gifts that we can use around the house. She got

(59:18):
her there nine gapet I did, and we ended up
selling that thing because we never really used it.

Speaker 4 (59:22):
But yeah, all right, so I got her.

Speaker 1 (59:26):
So two gifts that I got her, Okay, I knew
one was a practical gift, but we needed it, Okay,
And you know how my wife feels about practical gifts. Yeah,
practice new gifts aren't gifts. There are things that you
should just buy in life. Yeah, this would not have
been a geft. And here's here's how I trick her
is I've been dying to get one of these. And
it's a desktop computer because we have little tiny laptops
and we're trying to do like real real estate work

(59:48):
on their reading contracts everything else, like, ah, we don't
need it. I'm like, I'm going to trick you old.

Speaker 4 (59:53):
School to have a desktop. But okay, yeah, but it's
nice because with my eyes and I, you know, I
need glasses and else want to be monitor.

Speaker 1 (01:00:00):
I need big and I did. I think it's a
I think it's an eighty six inch monitor. It goes
all the way across the DESKFF like that. Well that's
what our accountant, Captain Bob has that where he's got
it like a huge like flat screen up against the
wall that he uses when he does our taxi and
I love it because he gets to the number. I'm like,
we do something better and he goes through. It's like
a game doing a taxes. So I get her the

(01:00:22):
desktop and I could tell she's not one hundred percent
happy with the desktop, thinking that's her big gift. But
I backed it up with diamond stud ear rings that
she wanted, So that was that was my makeup. So yeah,
so I got my desktop computer and then she got
her ear rings where she was happy with. So you
got a gift for you. Yes, it's exactly what it is.
I uh, even before she opened, I said, this is

(01:00:43):
kind of a together gift. And I've been stick together
about a month or so. You know, this is something
that I need, but you'll never let me buy. And
then I backed that up with some diamond earrings and
that was uh yeah, wife and I did not get
gifts for each other. It's just awesome. Man, you guys,
this is a second year in a row we did that.
We're like, you know what, let's get everybody else cause
we get like, we get stuff for each other all
year long. It is man, there's nothing.

Speaker 4 (01:01:04):
Really, I don't know. It was a struggle even I
don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:01:07):
And I'm a bad I'll be honest, dude, I'm one
hundred percent of bad gift giver. Yeah. So yeah, it's
it's like and like it's kind of unromantic when like
she sends you links like this is what I want
and I was like, well that's not okay, well that's
not like a Christmas gift. Well here's what I did.
It's like, you know, with the stockings, yeah, we do those.
Santa doesn't. He doesn't with the kids.

Speaker 4 (01:01:29):
Didn't put up stockings this year.

Speaker 1 (01:01:30):
Either. Wow.

Speaker 4 (01:01:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:01:31):
Yeah, So what she does She's like, well, I got
myself a bunch of stuff from my stocking. I'm like, no, no,
hold on here, honey. I was like, I loaded up
your style, I got the stock. I pretty much hit
it out of the out of the park this year.
But I got the stocking.

Speaker 4 (01:01:44):
What was in the stock?

Speaker 1 (01:01:46):
Oh damn it, Okay, it was no. It was like
a charging a nice charging block for her when she
goes out of the house, like her phone's always dying.

Speaker 4 (01:01:58):
It was that you know, she's gonna lose that.

Speaker 1 (01:02:00):
There was a few she.

Speaker 4 (01:02:01):
Can't the size of a brick. Dude, it's you can't
lose it.

Speaker 1 (01:02:04):
I don't know what it is with women and not
charging their phone, but they she's gonna lose in a second.
I don't get that at all.

Speaker 4 (01:02:10):
Just charge your phone. Yeah, I guess some.

Speaker 1 (01:02:12):
Other cool stuff were a stocking. She was happy. I
got saw a pack of gum and there's a gum
in there. Say some candy man had some fun fun stuff.
That was it. Hey, everybody, thanks for your call today.
It's great to be back. I realized I needed a schedule, man.
I can't just dude, when I'm in the midst of
the week and I don't know what day it is,
I know that it's I've gone too far and I'm

(01:02:34):
waking up. Anyway, three thirty four o'clock, you're taking me
doing the same thing. I'm like, we back as well.
Just do the show. Not kidding. I don't think I
slept past three thirty any day of the vacation. It's
a curse, everybody. Stay right there. Let's call it that
rock block for you. It is one hundred point seven ZXL,
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Let's just smile, keep on smiling. I'm well smile laugh
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Keep me laughing? Then you guys are great. Good morning,
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