Amy Recaps Her Haiti Trip To See The Kids + Our Life Mottos + Arkansas Keith Calls In

Amy Recaps Her Haiti Trip To See The Kids + Our Life Mottos + Arkansas Keith Calls In 

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Everybody transmitting across America. This is a Bobby Ball Show.
Good morning, Welcome back to the show. Monday, Monday, Monday,
Amy's back from Haiti. Weekends happened? Kristen's on and Tampa. Hey, Kristen, Hi, Bobby, Hey,

(00:25):
thank you for calling the show. You have a question
for the show I do. It's actually for Eddie. You
were talking about um, your high school football team back
in Arkansas, and it got me wondering about an update. Eddie,
did you ever pay back that high school team? You
went it did and took your kids to the game. Okay,
so that's a great question because we never followed up. Yeah,

(00:46):
good question. Eddie took his kids to a game weeks
ago and it was cash only. He didn't have any cash,
so they said go on through pay us next time.
Eddie was like, well, I'm not going it next time,
so he wasn't gonna go pay it all. What happened. Yeah,
a couple of weeks ago, we planned on going and
then the kids kind of change their mind and they're like,
we don't want to go. We want to watch a
movie instead and get pizza. So we didn't go. And

(01:08):
the last weekend, I was out of town, so we
weren't here for Friday. But I'm going to go. We
just haven't done it yet, so you still haven't. I
still have not done it. Go ahead, Kristen. You made it.
You made a promise. Yes, and I told my kids
about it, and we're all on the same page. We're
gonna go back together and pay for it. I'll even
prove it by recording a you okay boy, but like
you should do it in a timely manner. That's also
a lesson. Yeah, I know, but we got gotta be

(01:31):
here and it's gonna be the right time. Okay. Well, Christen,
you hear a lot of excuses there, but he says
he's gonna do it. Oh yeah, and I'm holding you
to it. You better keep us upstated, I'll do it.
I'll do it for you and for everyone else listening.
Two weeks. If you haven't heard, call back. All right, Christen,
thank you. I appreciate you. Thank you, guys, appreciate you.
All Right, let's go how about this. Let's start the

(01:52):
show now. I go Bobby recognizing people doing cool things.
So we talked a bit ago about the seven year
old Hayley Dawson she had a dream of throwing the
first pitch at every Major League Baseball ballpark, and because

(02:13):
she had one of those three D printers that made
her an arm and so she wanted to use it
to throw out the first pitch. There's an update. She'll
be making the first ceremonial pitch during Game four of
the World Series this year. She got a call from
the Major League Baseball vice president who invited her out
to do that, and that cool. That's awesome, so the

(02:35):
Major League Baseball and to her, as I see you,
I see that, I see you. Bobby Bones Show, The
Bobby Bones Show. It's producer Raymond. In Louisiana, at least
seven people were injured when an oil rig exploded in
Lake Conchatrain. Authorities are investigating with a cause the explosion

(02:57):
and other news. Good news in California, Riginal said they're
finally getting the upper hand against the fires. People are
being allowed to return home in areas no longer in
harm's way, and finally, in sports, in the NFL, Aaron
Rodgers suffered a broken collar bone. He could miss the
rest of the season. Big news stories Bobby Bones Show,

(03:22):
A bright time for your positivity right now around the room.
Everybody's got a good news story to share with you.
Oh Maha police officers retired one of their horses, Blaze.
He's eighteen years old, and they threw him a retirement
party with carrots and apples topped with whipped cream on top.

(03:42):
He said he's the strongest horse that they had on
the force, that other horses looked up to him, and
that if he was in the league. Listen, no jokes
right here, other horses would know if he was there
with them in the crowd, they were going to be okay,
and they're ready for him to be free out on
this arm, to walk on grass. Heal up, you know,
from work in life on the pavement and enjoy himself.

(04:05):
I'm kind of into that party, Like I would like
to have a party with carrots and apples and whipped
cream Like that sounds very good. Box. There was this
cop in Illinois. He was driving around doing his little
patrol and he sees this all granny on one of
those motorized scooters and she stuck at the bottom of
the hill. The battery had died on her scooter, so
the cop got out and pushed her to the top
of the hill. So she could get home. Okay, that's

(04:26):
pretty awesome. And how about this when there's this couple
and they owned this like bed and breakfast and Tulsa,
and they were doing a shoot for this magazine. It
was like, hey, come stay in our place. It was
all pretty, but the flowers up in it, and they're like, well,
we shouldn't throw all this stuff out. So like, hey, listen,
they post on Facebook anyby want to have a wedding here?
You can use all the setting, it's all ready to go,
but you gotta do it before we take it down.

(04:48):
And so a couple is like, we'll do it. I went.
I had a free wedding at this place. That's awesome.
Jack all this time was already there because one of
the things they were doing was they were throwing a
bunch of weddings. They made it look like a wedding,
and they were like, well it's said if anybody, it's it.
And this couple got a free wedding venue and all
the setting out of it. I got a free tint
my wedding sort of like that the wedding for us
the night before and the tints are so expensive. I'm

(05:10):
not joking. I was even gonna put one up because
they were so expensive. But the people from night before
they decided to keep theirs up and they said we
could use it for free and the rental company would
come the next day and take it down. And I
was like, okay, it's so nice. They didn't have to
do that. I never even knew who they were. A
mystery tinterer lunchbox. Want to see Chris Stableton over the weekends.

(05:35):
Oh my goodness, it was awesome. Dude. You go to
Night one or night to Night one. He played for
two nights here. Pretty fantastic. Oh fantastic. Nothing fancy, no
fireworks anything like that, just some lights. And the cool
thing is my wife pointed this out. She goes, they
never put the spotlight on him, like he doesn't want

(05:58):
like all the attention on him, so it is lights
and there's no just concentrate on me. It was awesome. Yeah,
it's only four people, it's three instruments and Chris plays
lead guitar. I mean, it's as awesome and as simple
as it could be. It. I'll give it an A.

(06:19):
And if you before I've never seen him live before, well,
I mean I at I heart. But it was a
you know, a smaller version, you only see four or
five songs. This was a awesome And if he ever
comes to town near you, you have to buy a ticket.
Like I think our audience already feels that one. Like
if it's play the Electric Bill or see Chris Stapleton,
Chris Stapleton, who's see Chris Stapleton. Don't get it what

(06:44):
I said. See Chris Stapleton's saying, choose Chris Stapleton over
your electric bill? Yes, your electric bill can wait. Chris
Stapleton may not come back to your town. A step
pop are candles? So pretty man come around? I guess

(07:05):
he announced his new album him to that night? Huh yeah.
December one, Guy, he's now the biggest christ ever. You
didn't even know Chris's first name on Friday. Now that
comes back. He's the biggest fan ever. Hey, from a room,
Volume two, December one, mark you kelling room, not from
a room. Sorry, it is a thing though I understand

(07:27):
I say it wrong, but whatever, December one is an
important thing you need to get. Oh yeah, I signed up.
I'm the president. Now. He's been in our studio probably
then times and you never cared. I know, he's just
kind of another guy when he came in. Now that awesome. Awesome,
all right, well, I'm glad to hear you had a
good taste ye like he's sweat and he had such

(07:48):
a good time show. And you went to Haiti to
see your kids, and I was watching your into stories
and I saw you on the back of some motorcycles
like driving through the woods, mountain whatever it was. It

(08:10):
did not look safe. No, I mean it was safe
because to these guys that were doing it, it's basically
like walking to them like they no problem. But I've
never done anything like that in my life, and I
was so scared. Oh it didn't look safe. Oh okay, well,
I mean they were on dirt bikes in the mountains,
so I had to tell my guy to slow down

(08:31):
multiple times, and he, I hope understood me. What were
you guys doing. You're going to see the school in
a village and you had the kids in the middle
of nowhere. Yeah, the kids were with me and they
were pumped, they were excited. I mean that's how every
kid like, that's just Haiti, that's how they roll and
no helmets and all that. And I did have the
kids with me, and I felt bad as a parent

(08:53):
afterwards when people were attacking me online. But my husband
and I made the decision and the kids were safe
in our minds and we were fine. It's so in
your mind. If the rules say no helmets there, that's normal. Well.
I felt safe with the people we were with, like
they do that all the time. It's not like they
were getting on this terrain no problem, like terrain for

(09:14):
the first time. They handled it, no problem. I felt
safe in their hands. Interesting, it did not look safe. Okay, yeah,
I know. I thought I was going to die. Yeah.
Uncle Bobby didn't like that. I was just like, are
you crazy, Like, I don't know. I'm not much of
an adventure secret himself. So well, to be fair, I
didn't know that's what we're getting into. I thought we

(09:36):
were hiking by foot, which is safer. I would say,
Oh yeah. Aaron Rodgers broke a collarbone against the Vikings.
He's a quarterback for the Packers, and he's out for
the rest of the year. Big story, big sports story.
If you sing in the shower, it keeps you healthy.
Singing fights off colds and the flu. Researchers said the
singing in the shower revs positivity, which improves your body's

(09:56):
ability to fuel your saliva with illness fighting proteins. Right,
I sound great in the shower, Like I would like
to record a record in the shower. Yeah, you should,
And I think we put my phone and there. I
once and recorded me singing and it's pretty good. I
remember like getting calls from record companies being like, hey,
do you want to sign a deal. Who's more likely
to pick up any food that's fallen to the ground,

(10:17):
a man or a woman? Man? Man. Surprisingly, more women
confess to eating food on the ground, and you think
it totally, Well, men are just more gross than you.
Guys are doing gender roles, and I don't we should
stop doing that. Just because you think, oh, I'm in
a disgusting doesn't mean the food's disgusting. The latest from

(10:41):
Nashville ind Amy's thirty second skinny Casey Musgraves and Rust
and Kelly got married on Saturday in Tennessee. She posted
a picture yesterday with her wedding bouquet and wrote the
sweet morning after the most unbelievably magical night. If you're
a Chris Stapleton fan, you'll be excited to know that
from a room. Volume two will be out December first.

(11:04):
I'm Amy, that's your thirty second skinny down. Sorry day.
This story comes to us from Dicatur, Georgia. You know
one of those at M curriers, those big metal trucks
to deliver all the money. They showed to a bank
sixty five in the morning. They're like, oh, we're gonna
drop off some money, and they leave the vehicle running.
Go inside, come out. One point eight million dollars gone.

(11:26):
The money truck just left the door unlocked. No way.
They loved it running with the keys in it, but
they locked the doors. That sounds like an inside job.
Wait wait, wait, So they locked the money doors, but
they left the driving doors unlocked, and so we took
off with the truck one point eight million dollars. That's
the funny. They locked the money doors, but they left

(11:48):
the driver's aide door onlock. Wow. Oh man, Should they
ever get the money back? Will someone be able to
get in there like with a torch? Sure? Oh yeah,
like from the inside. It's like from the truck hard
to get it from the outside. You just pulled the
seat down and take the money. Yeah. They found the
truck later with no money in it. That's inside job. Yeah,

(12:10):
there's no way inside job. Like, dude, I'm beat at
the corner and money, I'll leave the lock up. He's
like I met in Canada. Oh, I have lunchbox out
your bone. Story of the day, everybody transmitted America. This show.

(12:43):
I always love a good happy relationship story. This girl.
I was dating this guy, big hot shot Wall Street banker,
he was out of town. They broke up. She drove
his car into a pool and left it like it
to a flimming pool. Yeah, it's a hundred thousand a car.
He didn't even know until he got back and the

(13:05):
car was in the pool. They had to spend four
hours again in the vehicle out of the water. Now
I'm thinking about this, right, And obviously she's really pretty
because this guy's big hot chat Wall Street guy's got
a lot of money. Right, I'm thinking about this. If
I'm the next guy, because you google everybody you date.
If I'm the next guy and I google this girl

(13:26):
Christina Kuchma and I find out she's driven someone's car
into a pool, I'm probably still get data, but I'm
just gonna watch it closer, you know what I mean. Yeah,
I just got to keep eye on her just a
little closer. Yeah, it just depends. I was gonna keep Yeah.

(13:52):
So Amy went to Haiti as soon as the show
was over on Friday, so he flew over to see
your kids. Yeah, you're back, which I was always nervous.
I'm always nervous about that. I need it back just
just in time, just in time, late last night. Yeah,
so how to go. It was amazing. I mean, it
was so good to see how I hadn't seen him
since May, which is a really long time for me,

(14:14):
and they've already grown so much since then. That part's
hard because I'm like, stop growing, stop growing, stop growing. Um.
But i mean, all in all, it was an amazing weekend.
And it's weird, like I'm a mom, Like I'm not
a mom. I mean I'm a mom, but when I'm here,
I'm definitely not a mom because they're not here. And
when I'm there, suddenly I'm morph into this parent that
has to, like, you know, manage children. And it's it's

(14:38):
hard because I'm trying to figure it out. Just wait,
you have to all the time, right, But that's kind
of like me on the road, Like on the road,
I'm not a dad. I'm all like a road live
in the band. I get home, I'm like, dang, I'm
dead again. I know. So I'm trying to learn and
I'm trying to, like, you know, communicate. There's still the
language barrier, but they definitely understand what I'm saying so

(15:01):
much more like I can tell my daughter she won't
really respond to me, but I can tell her to
go help my son something who's younger, and she like
knows exactly what I said, and she goes and does it.
So it's cool to see that they're told going to
stand bad you and act like they don't know what
you're saying when they don't want to do stuff. I
feel like sometimes they're already talking about my back and
I'm like, what are you saying? I'm like English, English,
and then she looks at me. I feel like they're

(15:23):
talking about about me all the time. And then when
I yesterday obviously was time to leave, and I could
tell my daughter was starting to act up a little
bit at breakfast, and I think it was her way
of being like she knew it was time and I
was gonna be dropping her off at the orphanage. And
what do you tell them, Well, we had already prepped
them the week before, big time, and so when we
woke up on Saturday, she already knew. She already started,

(15:45):
you know, organizing her stuff that she was taking to
the orphanage, and so she knew. And I tell him,
you know, today's the day, like and I went and
took her aside, and I said, I need you to
take care of your little brother, like I'm gonna be leaving,
but we'll come back for you soon. And she understood,
and she she took care of him. We kind of
we had a plan when we went to the orphanage
to have them distracted, because normally that's the hardest part.

(16:07):
And luckily our plan worked. And then I didn't lose
it or break down until we got to the airport.
That's good. You didn't break down in front of them. Yeah, no,
I don't want to do that. I gotta keep it positive.
So you left yesterday afternoon, Yeah, like it. And then
you fly to Miami, the Miami back. Yeah, this one
was through Atlanta, but whatever, Atlanta and then here's a lot.
It's definitely a day. Well, you know it was, so

(16:29):
I mean, I'm just so thankful that I decided to
do it. I was I was questioning should we do it?
Should we do it? And now that I'm back, I'm
so glad we did well. The next step get him here, right, yes,
let's get him here. I know, like, hurry before Christmas.
I want to have Christmas with them October sixty. But

(16:50):
I have hope. You said by May they would be here. Listen.
Then I said by September they'd be here. So I'm
glad you're back. Thanks the bubble. So the guy I
was so sick of his wife nagging him that he
just disappeared ten years ago, ten years living in the
woods woods. That's hardcore. He recently resurfaced and he's back,

(17:19):
and the family's cool, and we're back together. I don't
think anybody's cool. But he just straight up was like,
I'm looking out of here for a while. Ten years,
I'm gonna think about this fight. You take some time
when you come back when you're ready. He didn't come
back for ten years. So play along with someone in

(17:51):
the car right now, or if you're on your phone
at work, gather around the phone. We're gonna play. Is
it fake news? Is it fake news? So lunchbox will
give us a story. We guess. Is it real news
or is it fake news? Is it fake news? A
former state employee in South Texas was arrested after he

(18:13):
was busted stealing one point two million dollars worth of fajitas.
He stole them over several years, was like a five
year time period, but was finally arrested this weekend. So
there's a guy that was arrested for stealing one point
two million dollars in fahitas in South Texas? Yes, what
did he worked for the state? Okay? So is it

(18:36):
real news or is it fake news? Amy is real news.
Born and raised in South Texas. That's that's real. I
have to take myself out because I know it's real news,
real news. But you two got it right, all right.
Here's what happened. So this guy and this is like

(18:59):
a one point this is really at one point two
million dollars theft. What he would do is he would
order the fahitas to the place and steal them and
never the place never knew that they were coming, like
a restaurant or something. He was at the juvenile department
because they would have they would serve food and so

(19:20):
for how long lunchbox for years, like three or four years,
five years something. They would drop him off and then
he would just take him and go along. So whenever
they didn't see they didn't they just yeah, he was
intercepting the delivery. Didn't one point to million dollars. You
know what busted him. He took a sick day and
when he went to the doctor, they called and they
were like, hey, are your feeted every here? Like we

(19:42):
don't want to They're like, what do you mean years?
They checked the invoices and determined he would intercept county
funded food deliveries and deliver them to his own customers.
He had a side faheda business, and he wonder how
many it was eight hundred pounds of fahitas that got
him busted today he missed work, eight hundred pounds showed
up that day. Yeah, real news, that was real, real news.

(20:11):
That's amazing. By the way, our producer Raymond Raymond, how
old of a fella are you two? So I've been
told that Raymond still takes money from his parents to live.
Is that true? Yeah? I talked to my mom and
I was telling her about my car troubles. I said, yeah,
I had to end up getting a mechanic come picking
me up in a gas station parking lot. And then

(20:33):
I told her that I also had an alternator issue,
and she's like, don't even say anymore. We're sending you money.
So I like, I just bought Raymond tires for his truck.
Why can't you have pay for your Like I can't
pay for it. I just at thirty two. I can't
believe my mom still give me money. I was like,
this is awesome, but what I've heard two is that

(20:53):
you're asking people for odd jobs around here, like what
like painting? Staying in my debt Eddie brought you need
some help, and I said, listen, we used to. All
of our property is made of wood. We've stayed stuff
since I was young. I was like, dude, I'm great
at staining. So also, like, isn't your girlfriend looking for
anto the roommate? She is, Yeah, we had a spare.

(21:15):
Yeah are you okay? Yeah, It's just a lot of
things at once. Like you've been in gambling trouble before.
That was years ago, Okay, last year at one point
you lost your truck gambling. True, So as many Super
Bowls a go, so are you. Okay, I'm gonna ask

(21:36):
you one time. I'm doing good. Okay, you done. It
seems like he just can't turn down help, that he's
not seeking it out, that he never did really give
me an answer to that staying job. How much did
you charge him? Now? He didn't give me a prize.
I was like, I'm not getting rated to come saying,
I'm sure that'd be cheaper than hiring like an actual
desting little We're getting a coworker to come over and

(21:57):
stay in your debt, and it'd also be worse than
hiring it. Yeah, you get what you pay for. There,
here's a dog and it's an adult dog. How smart
your dog is? And they did they compared to a kid?
A dog is as smart as a two and a
half year old kid, just like your kid, clinging one

(22:18):
minute independent the next two and a half. Your dog
knows about a hundred words like a two and a
half year old. Your dog knows how to listen and
follow commands. Your dog can do things by itself, but
needs to be observed. And your dog is probably afraid
of thunderstorms, just like a two and a half year old.
So they've compared dogs and adult dogs, ages, two kids,
and that's where most of them fall. My dog is

(22:39):
not dealing well with the chemo. It was a third time.
I mean, I don't know if you guys saw Man's
the story. My dog doesn't want to puke in the bed.
He also sleeps in the bed, and boy, he just
he had a rough go. I think he puked a
few times. That was hard to watch. If he's not
like better today from the chemo, I'm not going to
keep him on it because I'm not putting him on

(22:59):
key mostly stays sick. He can only take a few
and he's done anyway, So I'll decide today because he
can only get five total. So he had been handling
it well though, but it's now that you're adding or
it's been added to it's getting it third one. So
I mean the more that he takes, I'm sure it
breaks him down a little more each time. So if
he's not better today, because he's going to eventually bounce back.

(23:24):
If he's not better today, I gotta take him off
of him so I know today, But I plan to
take him on the road this weekend. I've never taken
him on the road before. We're going to love again. Um.
And so by the way, he's considered a service dog.
So if it's how do we get this right? The
theaters give me a problem by taking him in, I'll
be like, I needs my service because he's legally a

(23:46):
service Yeah, I pay money because I'll try to get
a condo once and they were like, you have you
have a pit bull? And I was like, he's like
eight pounds, Like are you serious? Not even a pitbull,
He's like a pebble. So yeah, I think it service
dog all a service Yes, you're taking anywhere, and they

(24:09):
just look super cute in those vests. He can go
on an airplane, but he's probably a lot too big
for that. Man. So lunch Box lives near Amy, and
he says that when he drives over near her house,
he starts to see something kind of funny, you know
how sometimes like if you were to drive you know,
you just like national landmarks. I've never been to where
all the president's heads are. I've never been, but imagine

(24:32):
when you drive up to it, it's like like as
you creep up on it, you're like, that's crazy, it's
you know, but lunch Box is seeing that now with Amy,
oh Man, I don't know what she is building, but
it looks like a mansion is going up behind her house.
You can see it, like you start seeing it two
blocks away and over the trees and boom, there's this
big structure and you can see it. And I'm like, whoa,

(24:52):
it catches your eye. You're not even looking for it,
and your eyes just drawn to it. Whatever you're building
back there, girl, it is okay, boy, you know I'm
building a garage garage. Say that one that my garage.
That one's good enough though to keep. So how is
the to garage fake news? I told you, I told y'all,

(25:24):
it's sort of our Our backyard goes up on a hill,
so then the garage is normal size. But it does
look a little big on the hill. So even me
when I look out into the backyard, I'm like, who shoot,
is like bigger than our house. It's it's it's deceiving

(25:44):
because it's on a hill. If it were to be flat,
it would look normal. It's just listen. We went to
the Amy's tas my good closet, stop my house. Told
my house is the same size as Lunchbox's house. When

(26:05):
my wife was a raven about your taj most staircase.
Oh yeah, it's one staircase. It just happens to be wide,
and that's the way are differently. Latest from Nashville. Inwood
Amy's thirty second Skinny, Jason Aldan addressed the crowd at

(26:27):
his first concerts since the tragedy in Vegas. He said
that playing for them was helping more than anything, and
that a day doesn't go by when he's not thinking
about the lives that were lost there. And he just
encouraged the crowd to continue to go to concerts, ball games,
or even the mall for that matter. That was a
weird Oh gosh, I'm sure a place for him to

(26:47):
be first show back after that. Man I was looking
at some pictures. I was like, man, I wonder we
just went through his head, like getting back up there
again for the first time, looking out on the crowd
since the last time that you saw a crowd was
at the shooting. Yeah, that's crazy. What else you have? Um? Well,
Joe Jonas is engaged to Sophie Turner. You probably know
her from Game of Thrones. She plays Sansa Stark, Sansa

(27:11):
or Santa. The second she plays Sansa Stark, they announced
by putting a picture on Instagram where she's just got
a wedding or an engagement ring on and it's big
for sure. And he's like, she said yes, and you
didn't watcha No. I downloaded the first two episodes, but
then never watched anything on my computer any of my flights.

(27:32):
I just didn't didn't get to it. Had girlfriends with me,
we were talking, and then I was also trying to rest,
and sometimes we're just emotional. I don't care about anything.
So anyway, that's fine, man, we should watch Game of
Thrones more than anything, more than the updates about the
kids I wanted the other day. That's what. Did she
like it? Like, well, she's not gonna like it. I'm
just trying to get it over. I saw you put

(27:54):
that on Twitter. You're like, I told her not to
watch it because she's not going to even give it
a shot to A listener tweeted me, and I quote
retweeted and agreed with them. Okay, so yeah, I don't
think you have the patience for it. You're two all
over the place, all right, Maybe that's your thirty seconds, kitty.

(28:15):
Everybody transmitting America, this is all we'll get an update
on Amy's weekend with her kids in Haiti at the Orphanage,
probably in the next fifteen minutes or so, so I'd
love for you to hang out for that. Now over
to Amy though morning. Where did the college aged vampire

(28:43):
like to shop? Where did the college aged vampire like
the shop? Forever one? That's so dumb because he never
gets older? Vampires? Oh, forever is a shop? Is it? Okay?
Get it? Thank you for explaining that they never get older,

(29:03):
because I didn't know. Once Eddie sort of got it,
he laughed more or was that like a fake lass?
I got it? Now? That was the morning corny. You
can tell the other one too. I feel like Amy
was dousing on both sides of the spectrum here listen. No,
I had a good one right before, and then I
had to go with Forever twenty one vampire and this

(29:23):
is my favorite. Okay, I'm so excited, But I don't
think people would get it if they're not in their thirties,
Like and no one in the thirties got weird? Makes here?
Go ahead? Great? Okay? Why are e t s eyes
so big? He saw his phone bill? I explained to people,
why that's funny? That's what he says in the movie.

(29:48):
You get it now, I got it. I mean it's
just like Bobby said, there's not a lot of I mean,
the audience is very limited. Why did the Adams family
enjoy break? It's like family? The kids in the car
and they had a family. Is the black and white
show that nobody saw? Everybody knows? What? Why did Little

(30:12):
House on the Prairie seems? Let's go Starbucks? Stephens on
the phone, Starbucks, Stephen, good morning, What up, guys? How
are you today? I'm doing good. I'm over in Gatlinburg, Tennessee,
and the smoky mountains looking out and the fog. It's
like crazy. Oh, it's fall break for the kids. Yeah,

(30:32):
that's vacation time. It is vacation time. Now. I know
that you put a resume in for our phone screener position, Morgan.
Did you ever find that resume? Because I didn't see.
Do we ever find Starbucks Stephen resume? Yes? We did,
we did, okay, and so was it a second one
that he sent or do we get the first one?
We find the first one? Okay? Okay, so Starbucks, I

(30:56):
got you. We've had some really overly qualified people like
super overly qualified, and I just feel like it wouldn't
be cool if I didn't tell you that I don't
think you're gonna get it like an interview, like a
final interview, because it's only five people, and I'm telling you,
the people that we have, they're like super producers. They're

(31:17):
trying to line up for this job. I know, I know.
I just wanted to keep it real with you. I
don't want to just ignore you and then you'd be like,
I wonder if I'm gonna get it because the people
I've been talking to are like I've produced shows for years,
and our shows in different cities, you know what I mean.
So I just wanted to be honest with you. You know,
even if it's uncomfortable, I'd rather just tell you no,

(31:39):
I didn't. It's okay as long as it's honest. Absolutely
get it. Well yeah, I mean yeah, I'm totally disappointed.
I don't want it, but I get it. It's all
good man, all right, just making sure go ahead. What
I would love is if you just give me a
shot at just an interview, alright, Starbucks, Stevens, Wait, when

(32:03):
when is your interview? When you come back to down man,
I'm going to Dollywood today and then I come back
to town tomorrow. All right, let me talk I best
you I can give you in I get that you
got people that are more qualified. I get that for
a shot. You know what, I've never been a guy
to not gift shots, and I think I think that's fair.

(32:24):
So we'll set it up and then if you don't
get it though, Like I just want to tell you
because I wanted to be honest with you. I believe honesty.
It's is fine, even if it's awkward. But I agree, okay,
but we'll set it up then all right, I will
give you a sho I will give him a shot,
all right, but sounds good? Alright, alright, all right, there
he is. I mean we have people also have been

(32:46):
sending us like doughnuts and resumes attached and gifts. I
mean it's today. If anybody wants to submit a resume,
don't right about now. You don't eat donuts, I know
I haven't, but today would. That's why I'm saying, Hey, Morrigan,
need you interviewed Starbucks? Steven Adam to your list? All right?

(33:06):
I mean he could listen. I'm never a guy to
not give a shot. He could come and just he
could be awesome. He could. I just looking at the list,
it's a pretty crazy super producer. It's super people who
really it's such a hard thing to get into. And
they're like, I'll move across the country, I'll do whatever
you want. And so dance with the phones because our
last two phone screeners, Morgan runs all of the show.

(33:29):
Now Mike d is going to be a producer of
like five other shows that we do and I do.
So times have changed, yeah, time have changed. Truth Tom
in Dayton, Ohio, Hey, buddy, Hey, how are you guys doing.
What's going on? Well, you guys were talking about Amy's
taj my house, so I was just wonderfully could get
an update on the potential buyer. Yeah, so Amy gotta

(33:50):
envelope in her mailbox that said I want to buy
your house and we were like, it's a scam. Turns
out it wasn't. They came to our house, they've walked around.
Had they made you an offer yet? No? But I'm
just now back in town and it was the weekend,
so I don't know if I'm gonna hear something from
the realtor. Okay, so maybe tomorrow, but I don't know.
The guys are convinced they were chasing my house for something. Yeah, yeah,

(34:10):
I was too. I thought that beforehand. I mean, I
don't know if about you guys, but real estate closes
on the weekend and they can't email or text during
the weekend. It's well, sure I was gone. My realtor
knew I was gone. Maybe they're trying to come up
with the perfect number. They're trying to gather the cash
cash money offer. How you telling about that, Tom, I
don't know, I don't know. It sounds a little fishy

(34:32):
right out. Yeah, alright, buddy, thank you, Tom. You. Ray
wants his girl to have the phone screener job too.
By the way, it would work perfect for her in
her hours because she doesn't start work till and that's
pretty much when our show's done. But again, that's why
Amy doesn't isn't a part of the hiring She goes

(34:55):
be amazing because she does make a lot of breakfast,
She makes a lot of food, and she could bring
baked goods and things. Again, this is why lunch boxes
is a part of the hiring process. Amy wants a friend,
lunch box wants food. I would say it's a pretty
like really really good Southern voice, like very pleasant to
listen to on the phone too. Huh. Alright, so you

(35:18):
hit the music. Yeah, hey, Ray, I'm gonna polightly decline.
She's got a full time job. She's walking into the music.
But she's good. She doesn't want to do this as
a career. You can't give her a shot. No, not her,
No ray Embay in the glassroom. Can you imagine that's
too much? Yea? What do you think of my life?

(35:39):
Motto is? Oh man, it would be fight. It's on
my chair. Okay, sorry, I just didn't have time to
wait around. Ok yeah, I really have like five minutes.
So this guy got a tattoo. Ill turned on my
Instagram on his bicep. He got tattooed fight, grind, repeat,

(35:59):
and like that dude went hard. He said this means
a lot to me too, and I was like, that's awesome,
Like for me, Here's why it is because I think
every day you have a goal on every day you
get up that's a fight and doing it right every
single day as a grind, and you have to keep
repeating that over and over and over. So it's just
something I came up with from my head, fight grind repeat.
That worked for me, and we'll go around the room

(36:21):
in a second. I want to know your life motto. Okay,
it give me something you made up or something. No,
it doesn't matter. I think it's whatever works for you.
You know, I keep little things, keep my phone lock screen,
I keep goals on it, have a little white board
in my room, I keep goals on it, secondary goals.
And then I have on my chair it you know,
when Garth sent me this chair, it says fight grind,

(36:42):
repeat every days a fight grind. Fighting every day is
a grind, and you want to win, you gotta keep
repeating it. So come up with yours or use yours
in a second. I'm just already laughing about it. I
have not even sameything. I'm just trying to think about
my life motto is all right, So we'll do that
in a sec. We'll come back with that. Also Amy's
update she went and saw our kids at the orphanage,

(37:05):
and we'll get the update on that in just a
second too, if you want to hear that story. It's Monday,
so you wake up your little cranky because you're like,
oh man, but it's not because there's a whole full
work week. Apparently, when you sleep extra on the weekends,
it makes you extra tired at the start of the

(37:25):
week because your body clock is thrown off. So when
you wake up, you're like, oh man, mostly because you're
just not right, but it's not real physically. Yeah, they
say that it throws your body clock off by forty
five minutes. It makes it even harder to get up
on Monday, and you feel like you should be caught
up but you're not. So you're supposed to stay on
the same schedule on the weekend. I don't know that

(37:47):
would be so hard, Like can we wake up on
Saturday morning? Like, what do anybody want to hang out?
I do wake up that early, but I go back
to sleep. Okay, so I'm pretty trained to open. But
then I can go back to sleep. No problem with that.
That's the Monday deal right there, we're back. I'm glad

(38:07):
because I thought a weekend, like what if Amy doesn't
come home. It's just I don't know, it's not super safe.
And Hadi and Amy went over and she was all
riding motorcycles and just made me nervous because, yeah, you
Amy has two kids and she's in the adoption process.
Four and a half years, they tried to have a baby,
then they tried to adopt domestically, and her husband's and

(38:30):
was in the military, so they kept moving. So every
time you move, you have to start over. Then she
went on a mission trip to Haiti found these two kids.
It was like, these are the kids that I'm supposed
to have. So you go and you weren't going to
go back, like you hadn't made it. You weren't going
back because it was too hard on them when you left.
My husband and I went in May, and on our
flight home, we realized how hard it was on them,
knowing that we weren't taking the home yet, and how

(38:51):
hard it was on us. So we made the call
not to go back. But you did go back, right
because we thought at this point surely we would have
our kids by now and they would be home. But now,
you know, here we are made October with no real
date in mind on when they should be here. So um,
you know, we had to alter the plan. And I
decided to go down there, and I'm so glad I did.
What did you do, like, what activities did you have

(39:12):
with the kids? Oh Man Friday night, we just had
dinner and then went to bed super early. They retired.
What do you what do you eat? Like? What do
you have for dinner? We ate at the hotel. Um.
We had an avocado salad. Avocado great, Hey moms coming
to town. Oh man, it's like pizza or something called
an avocado salad. Come on, No, I've been to that hotel.

(39:36):
They start meat to stop. We staid somewhere different and
they did get meat, and they were so excited. Like
when meat came out, my daughter just kept looking at
the waiters saying meat, meat, meat, like she was so pumped.
She hated the avocado. My son ate the entire thing.
She eats like probably more like my husband want to
eat and he eats just like me. He's an angel. Yeah,

(39:56):
so you Friday night, you do that Friday, Never do that. Saturday.
We had plans to go visit this village to see
this school that we've been a part of supporting. And
I didn't realize the track we're gonna have to go
on to get there. Oh man. It was quite the experience.
And that's where we rode the motos on the mountain side.
But we made it safe and sound. And then Saturday
night we went to dinner. We got invited to dinner

(40:17):
by some people, and one of them having to be
the dude that planned it as a former prime minister
of Haiti and it was his first time meeting the kids.
And I hadn't seen him in about a year. How
can you not get the kids from him? Like, hey, listen,
give you the kids. Well that's the exciting part is
you know you try not to, like you want. Everything

(40:37):
that happened organically and literally right when we sat down
at the table and he met them. He looked at
me and said, what what do we need to do
to get these kids home? And I was like, um, okay,
so we're starting dinner roll strong and I just told
him where we were, what was happening, and he called
some guys over and they took down my file number
and did some stuff and he said, we're looking into
this Monday morning. He's like, we'll call you early next week.

(40:59):
And I was like okay. I mean both my girlfriends
were sitting right there and watching it all go down,
and we were all just like kicking each other under
the table like okay, this is good. Like I mean,
he's a solid dude anyways, But it's face when you
can see someone face to face and they can see
you and your kids that you're real. They like because
he's a busy guy. I'm sure he helps lots of people.
Why does he need to help me? But luckily I

(41:21):
got some face time with him and we'll see what happens.
When do you expect to call? Wow? Oh well, I
mean I don't know. Later today, apparently tomorrow's of holiday
in Haiti. It's always something I know. But he said, listen,
if I need you to come back and be in person,
can you? And I said absolutely? My boss is cool.
Oh yeah, right, yeah, yeah, you can go, y'all. That's

(41:56):
all right. What's your life motto? Amy, Well, lately it's
just kind of been all about perspective and you know,
if you can't So one of my friends texted me
like a couple of months ago, and I've just been
cleaning to it. If you can't change your circumstances, then
change your perspective. So I've been focusing on that lately.
A good one. Yeah, because you can't, right, I mean

(42:18):
you can't, I mean you can't. Just takes longer your
circumstances well, yes, I didn't like me right now, sure
like me me. It's been a struggle with the kids.
I can't change that, but I can change my perspective
and know that focus on the things that I'm grateful
for and choosing joy and trying to be happy. And
although you aren't changing your circumstances. Okay, I get what

(42:41):
you're saying, but I can't, like physically get my children here.
But I like the motto, thank you lunch box. It's easy.
Oh boy, don't forget to have fun. Like as we
get don't roll. Because as we get older and we
get these jobs and you have people have kids, you

(43:02):
think about everything has to be serious and no one
has fun anymore. You don't get on a bike and
just go have fun or go play miniature golf or
go bully. You're so serious all the time, and like Bobby,
he never has fun. All he does his work. You
can't forget to have fun. You go your live. Motto
is not wrong, but it's funny. It's just funny. I
thought it was a fun one when the first thing
you say is get on a bike. Yeah, I think

(43:25):
fun it's funny. Producer ready, it's really easy, man, take
it easy, like the Eagles say, don't don't take life
so serious. Just take it easy, man. You know what
I'm saying. This is why our room divided into two parts,
Amy and myself. What's here again? Mind's easy. It's all
about working hard, you have fun. I almost went with

(43:49):
if you can't tone it, tann it, I mean and
I are a live baby. There's this guy, he had
a little too much to drink and he goes on
a police chase and they arrested him and they're like,
what are you doing? And he was like, it was
on my bucket list to go on a police chase.

(44:11):
Told one of our officers that was on his bucket
list to run from the officers. Wild has that ever
happened before. I've never heard that excuse to run from
officers in my twenty eight years of law enforcement. First
of all, he was drinking and driving thom in jail.
I'll take away the key. Yeah. Secondly, movies and television,
it does romanticize running and having a police chase and

(44:33):
like having a turn quick. But it did. It does.
Movies do doesn't make it seem cool, right, but in reality,
in reality, you're gonna go cool. You don't know how
to dropped hurt somebody. Yeah. Anyway, the guy it was
in de Moines and he was busted for seven charges

(44:54):
no license. I mean, there's a whole list of thing
that PROBA like. I can just see where watching that
stuff makes you think you could do it. If you're
not totally smart, you go, oh, I could do that.
And they get a lot away with it a lot
on TV, and so you think, oh man, I can
get away no problem. It's not that easy all the
time they get away with it on TV. There was

(45:17):
a pro golfer and this is how hard it is
to make a hole in one. So he had five
hundred shots to make a hole in one on a
small hole hundred yards. Hit five hundred shots. He didn't
do it. Hit the same shot over and over five
hundred times. Pro golfer five. Yeah he did. For It's like,
how many shots would I take you to make a
half court shot? Lunchbox half court shot? Easily? Under fifteen

(45:41):
Let's go to the gym under I'll give you five
half court shots easily. I would get WHOA. If you
can't do it in twenty five shots, you have to
stand out on we'll put him on a busy corner
and like, well to pick his dress and lingerie wardrobe.

(46:04):
If you can't, that's fine, Okay, if you can't five
if I if I make it, what do I get
a hundred bucks? That's pretty good. That's a deal. Do
you want to shake on that? Sucker? Don't touch your hands?
Yeah you are, shake on it for you his own hand.
Can we find out a gym tomorrow? I got a gym?

(46:24):
How do you have a gym? But I got people? Okay?
Why do you just say things? So this jim you have,
I don't know, but I didn't need an indoor gym
and I need a basketball, okay, said tomorrow, wait to
talk about twenty five shots. We'll do it at this
time tomorrow. Perfect, And you have to make Does anyone
think you can do it? No chance. I don't even

(46:45):
know that the ball will like make it to the
Oh my god, are you guys fools? You're talking to
half court basketball? I'm like, what do you call it
a basketball court? You're not talking like a football stadium basketball?
Half court basketball? Shot? Lunch your shoulders? You can't. Yeah,
you guys understand that I do this all the time.
You'll do it Wednesday. We give us a day. We'll

(47:06):
do it Wednesday. But I need to know more about
how he does this all the time. Was the last
time you did it? A week ago? He posted all
the video to him nailing half quarters after this, you
have twenty five shots? Okay, everybody show On my Instagram,

(47:34):
I posted a video because today's National Boss's Day, and
I was like, hey, what's up? So Eddie gave me
his used banana, not used, it hadn't been open or anything.
Lunchbox gave me a Dustin Lynch c D that's been
laying around for about four months. Current mood and this
new album, and then I then Morgan number two just
posted a picture happy National Boss's Day. Thank you. I thought,

(47:57):
maybe you guys have something a little excite. What do
you want? Anything you want? I don't like that. Do
that for your wife's birthday? Like, hey, I can get
you anything. Can you tell me what you want? Okay?
It is Arkansas Keith on the phone. Hey, hey, alright,
go what are you doing right now? Would you believe
I'm sitting in a deer stand? Oh? You are right now? Yeah?

(48:18):
Am I hurting your game? Yeah? I think Matthew just
shot over there. Remember Matthew believes Michael's youngest son. He
just fired a shot. So I think we'll have to
go get it dere so no problem. Alright, well just
make it. Do you keep your phone on silent? Do? Okay? Arkansas?
Keith step Dad, he's in the woods right now. But
Mountain Pine, my high school, played another game and they're

(48:41):
undefeated a conference. Right, go del He texted me from
the game we played Mineral Springs. Now as last week,
who we played this week? I posted a picture on
my Instagram of the football team. How many players we have? Three?
Something like that. Yeah, I think someone is hurt Friday now,
but about three so they want to get Hey, Eddie

(49:03):
has a question for you. Since we were talking last week,
you said that you get He works at the park
and so he's seasonal, so it's one time in Arkansas,
so he just hunts until when when you go back
to work. March first, He was like, how does he
survive financially not working for six months? And I was like,
I don't know. I asked him, Well, I'm I'm retired.
You know. I got my retirement check coming in from

(49:26):
Warehouser and then I have my eye draw unemployment while
I'm my work too, so so no problem, Yeah, no problem, Okay,
I like it. No probably so anyway, you go at
everything else good? Yeah, everything's good. Tripped back from Missouri
was good as a trip back Fromssouri was great. Enjoyed
business with Cammy. Uh, it couldn't have been better. You know,

(49:47):
it's always good to see her for a few days. Anyway,
then it's time to go, right, people, it seems like
people are starting to really like you on the show.
I look on our Facebook page and like a lot
of people like, hey, bring on Arkansas, Keith More, How
do you feel about that? Cool man? I'm a celebrity now,
right you? Uh yeah, I guess. I guess you are.

(50:10):
How old are you? I'm sixty one years old. Now.
People often wonder, like how old he is when he
looks like, there's a picture on my Instagram. If you
scroll down a bit, you'll see you don't have Instagram though,
get a little gray, Now, what can I say? Though? Right?
But you don't have Instagram? Right? I do not. Yeah,
he's not a big Instagram. We're gonna get him one.
He does text me pictures all the time though. Yeah, Jimmy,

(50:32):
she showed me my photo on Instagram. Ain't or something? Yeah,
something that I put I posted. Yeah, yeah, yes she did.
All right, Well, don't let the celebrity life take over it.
It's there's a lot of people down the wrong path.
I know what you mean. Yeah, all right, I'll let
you stay. I'm just gonna stay true to the heart.
Stan in the woods? How's that? Yeah? Stay in the woods?
Is it cold there? Now? It's a little hit you

(50:54):
this morning? It's like forty five, I think. Yeah, it
feels good though. All right, Well go Red Devils. Oh yeah,
that's what I'm saying. Hey, I'll keep you in forms man.
It's looking good though. So how we we feel like
we're going to the playoffs. We're going to go to
the playoffs for sure. We've got two tough games that
had of course amount out of you know how they
are because they're always strong, right and in Foreman we

(51:15):
have form in the last game of the year, and
they're supposed to be pretty softy too. But I'm thinking
if we can, you know, get in there and playing
out of a good game and beat Foreman, We're in
good shape. And I'm loving it. My high school last
year had to quit the football season halfway through because
we didn't have enough players. We had a football team
to quit. We're looking at the scoring the playoffs. Cool.
I love it. The tall towns, like you're talking about

(51:38):
a town of seven hundred. It's it's a big That's
what playoffs are. Yeah, going the playoffs. But after that
one to get there and do good man. You know
we've got some fast boys. You need to get home
and check the game out. Man. Yeah, if we go
to the playoffs, I'm gonna go. I'm on the road
every weekend working. But if we got to the playoffs,
I'll try to be there. Yeah, all right, ill see

(52:00):
how I'll let you get back to it. See later.
There it's Arkansas, Keith, the old stepdad Eddie. I wonder
what his buddy shot. I hope we got a deer.
Nice Okay. Stop wants to show on Netflix over the

(52:24):
weekend called man Hunt Unibomber. It's really good and it's
a Discovery Channel show that Netflix has, so don't download
if you already have Netflix. So it's up there. It's
called man Hunt Unibomber and it's about the Unibomber now
I was a kid, so I just kind of knew
and kind of remember. But it's eight parts and it

(52:44):
has Sam Worthington in it, and he's from Avatar, I believe,
And so I was watching that and I kept waiting
for Sam Ellie at the whole time to show up,
and I think that's who I was thinking, what the
big mustache? And I was like, why can't I find
Sam Elliot in this show? Like four episodes in I
had to google and I was like, oh, not the
same person, That's what I was just thinking. Yeah, Sam
elliotts in the Western So but it's about the UNI

(53:07):
bomber and for like sixteen years he mailed packages to
people and they blew up, killed three people, injured twenty
other people. So he in the show is fantastic because
I was reading after the fact how accurate it was,
and the guys like, it's accurate that the guy who
was the linguistics guy who figured out who who ted

(53:27):
Kazinski was by reading his manuscript and matching with other
things he's written, and so, oh dude, it's crazy. The
UNI Bomber was. He graduated high school at like fifteen
with Harvard at sixteen graduated college when taught mathematics at
cal Berkeley was a genius. Now, question did he kill

(53:48):
anybody or to hear people later on? And he killed
three people. He just kept mailing them off. What was
his like? Look, what was he so angry? You have
to watch the show. I mean, it's all history, but
it's really good. The only weird thing about it is
you can tell it's made for TV because a little
bit at commercial they get really dramatic and like trying
to hang you through the commercial. Okay, but then Netflix

(54:11):
is like dramatic, hang We're bad, you know, but man
hunt you obomber on Netflix. That's good. That's how I'm
watching all weekend. That's good. That sounds good. And then yeah,
the other famous people in it too, but not Sam Elliott.
Not No, I thought it was saying the whole time,
I kept going, which one of these guys in Sam
Elliott like so, and don't google once you started, don't

(54:34):
Wikipedia google it. That's what that's what I do. Just
watch the show and then do it afterwards. So the
dude still alive, by the way, the un obomber, yeah,
in prison. Ye. So anyway, it's histories. I don't mind
telling you all of that he goes to jail. Yeah,
I think we know that. And they show like old
footage clips of the news and stuff which I like,
and shows like a Narcos and they would do that.

(54:55):
That was the best. People mainly go to new places
to get on their photos. Do you know that that's
the new you like new restaurants or new cities. Yeah,
so eight six percent of people. So they're motivated to
go to places to get likes in the pictures. That's
why they go to a lot of places to take
a picture there. It's called social media return liken and

(55:19):
like you go and like that's a big deal, Like
why go somewhere that nobody's gonna like? And that's and
again you're talking about probably mostly young people that go
places to take pictures there. There is this thing with dudes.
And the study published in this magazine talked to thirty

(55:41):
guys who were either in relationships or had been before,
and they said that guys prefer a bromance to a romance.
They prefer having like a dude that they're like super
tight with where it's like, what's the like, it's like
a thrill to have a new friend like a new
guy for it's like cool, you're hitting it off. Male

(56:02):
bonding is like powerful new male bonding, Like guys that
arether have new male bonding than a romantic relationship. It's
not okay wow, because the thrill of having a girlfriend
and dating and the butterflies and all the good feelings,
like you'd rather have that with a friend because girls
bring drama. We're bringing the drama, if I if I'm

(56:24):
being real, because women bring drama where if you're with
a guy friend, there's no dramas, just chill and you
just like do guy things and no one gets mad
at each other, like for putting the toothpaste in the
wrong spot or you know, away talking about your relationships.
I'm just telling you about like things that happen in
people's relationships. Things like that you don't put the toilet paper.

(56:47):
You know, you just said it on top of the
thing instead of putting it on the little roller thing. Whatever.
These are all his fights. You understand that he sounds
like amazing to live with. He just like throws the
toilet paper. I would think it's because with a new
male friendship, you usually don't lose those think about any
quote bromance. Yeah, you're probably still buddies with them in

(57:08):
some capacity. The romances they come and go right until
you find the one. Okay, But I'm just saying any
bromance quote I've ever had, I'm still at least buddies
with the person. It may not be as tied as
it used to be. So does this story or this
research speak true to you? I just my circle of

(57:30):
Like my problem is this, I'm not around enough to
cultivate a friendship group. So when I do come around,
I don't have a lot of friends. Like I was
here this weekend and I haven't been to hang out
with because I don't keep friends here because I'm never here.
And so I just watched Uni Bomber and my dog

(57:52):
was sick, so I was gonna have to be home anyway.
But yeah, I don't know, but I do understand. You
get this when you meet it, when you meet a
new guy friend and like hit it off, like this
is awesome. I got a buddy and you want to
text them all time and we're gonna hang out every day.
We're gonna like send jokes and wonderfeet how long it
takes you back? Yeah, he's gonna love this guest. Yeah,

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I've got girls choose the romance over the like a
girl dance is their name for that. I just call
it pretty awesome. That's interesting. I thought you'd totally be
in them, like meeting a girl over meeting a new
guy friend. Yeah, I'm good. I could use more friends. Uh,

(58:37):
let's see, let me play this. See Bobby in your
town this weekend? At that? Wow, that's cool. Yeah, we're
gonna be in Lubbock and Tulsa your own image. Yeah,
in your town, in your town. Yeah, here it again.
See Bobby in your town this weekend. Yeah. So the
Raging Idiots Eddie and myself, we're gonna be in Lubbock

(58:58):
on Friday night and Tulsa on Saturday night. Lane, we'd
love to see you, guys, Raging Idiots dot com. If
you want to get ticketed, probably in the road. But
now what you talking about? My lunchbox is mad at
the homeless guy. Yeah, so he goes and you get
you eat at a new restaurant. I eat a new
restaurant and I have leftovers, and so I can I

(59:22):
get these liftovers to go put them in a bag,
you know, And they give me a little silver ware
packet and all this, and I'm walking down the street
and there's a homeless dude sitting up against the wall
and so I'm like, you know what, he could probably
use my leftovers. I don't need him. So I going
through them. I was like, hey, man, would you like
my leftovers? And he just looks at me goes, I
might be down on my luck, but that doesn't mean

(59:42):
I need some half eating food from you. And I
was just like what in the world, Like, I was
so mad at this dude, Like who do you think
you are? Like You're like, I'm offered him food. The
dude is probably hungry because he's sure he was homeless.
Oh he was. I had like twenty bucks and I

(01:00:06):
was like, I was. I was leaving some bars right,
it was like it's been like seven years ago, and
that twenty bucks in my hand and there was a
dude he was he looked down and out and I
was like, here, dude, twenty bucks and he was like,
I'm just sitting on the ground, just hanging out. No. No,
this dude was for sure homeless, like the smell and

(01:00:26):
the look in the yes, he was homeless. And he
said I might be down on my luck. But that
doesn't mean I want some half eating food from you.
And I just want to say you should be grapevier
you anything I said, I should have said, what did
you do? I said five? Then I'll take it. I'll
go on and you can be here and be miserable
that I may use the curse word. Why is he

(01:00:51):
rude to me? I tried to do something he was
I did something nice. He's I mean, he would ask
me for a dollar, but instead I try to Sometimes
they do. But what did I do wrong? Was it
rude of me to offer him food? Like it's that
degrading to them? No, but you shouldn't be offended by
the fact that he doesn't want your half eaten. It's

(01:01:13):
not rude to offer. But you're gonna be offended because
our phone numbers eight seven seven seventy seven. Bobby eight
seven seven seventy seven, Bobby's pile of stories. Bobby, you're

(01:01:34):
not gonna like this idea very much. But there's a
new gadget that's been designed to keep people from using
gadgets like your phone. So say you want light on rope,
tie your hands up. No, but it's this thing that
you know, hooks up with the lighting in whatever room
you're in, and if you want electricity, I guess your

(01:01:54):
phone has to be sitting on it. So we're buying
gadgets to keep us I'm using gadgets when the cycle
ever and this is the worst idea. I'll take three
police if you if you grab your phone, boom you have.
You have no lights on, so you can't really until
you turn it off and go. This was annoying and
a waste of money. I know, but it just seems
to me that like people are capitalizing off the fact

(01:02:15):
that we're addicted to our phones, so many ideas. Okay,
the owners of the Breaking Bad House, they're putting up
a six foot tall fence. People keep throwing pizzas on
top of it. Yeah, they're tired of people coming by
the house. There are people to actually live there. The
show has been off the air for four years and
they're over it. Okay, that's part of it. That's on them.
Don't buy the Breaking Bad House. If you don't people

(01:02:35):
come and buy the Breaking Bad House. Like, no, no,
that's on them. You know, you're buying a house and
what's arguably the best piece of American television in the
past twenty five years. You're buying that house and you
don't want people coming by staring at it, and then
all the time they're crazy move sell it. It doesn't matter.
You're still buying that drama. Put a fence up. Do

(01:02:58):
you think they live there and breaking bad? Canon said hey,
we want to use your house. When they used the
house and then they sold it because I'm like, if
you lived there beforehand, get it either way, you let them,
let them use it the decision you made. Yeah, do
you feel bad for them to consider the success of
the show. But it's gonna be a six foot tall
iron fence. Why of the pizzas? Why do I not
remember about the pizzas? Yeah, he gets mad, he gets

(01:03:20):
in a fight with his wife and he goes up
there one time. One time. People or fans are also
stealing rocks from the house to keep his souvenirs. Yeah. Again,
if you can't buy the full house house and get
mad when people come up and take pictures on the porch,
I don't feel bad for him. What else? California just

(01:03:41):
became the first state to ban pet stores from selling dogs, cats,
and rabbits unless they come from shelters or rescue groups.
I feel like we did that, like it tell me
something good, like a couple of months ago, a couple
of months ago. But they just became the first state
to get deliberty of via the Wagon and Pony Express.

(01:04:02):
Just mean that they put the proposal out there and
they on it. Yeah, I think it's a great idea.
It doesn't stop it completely, and it's one state, but
I think listen, any I'm doing a photo shoot my
dog Ton by the way, about adopting a Yeah, and
so this was set up a long time ago before
he got sick, so I'm kind of glad it's happening now.

(01:04:23):
He struggled for a bit. But yeah, it's um let
me look here. So it's called I Saved my best Friend.
I'm doing a photo shoot with my dog. And it's
encouraging people to go and adopt dogs instead of buying
them from like a breeder or a pet store. But
I love a pet stores are taken up from shelters.
There's just there's just a lot of dogs and cats
and need Holmes. What else you get? Okay, And lastly,

(01:04:44):
Amazon is now selling a suption suction cup that you
can put in your shower glass area if you're taking
a bath or a shower, and it'll hold your glass
of wine while you's what It's called the sip Caddy
the glass so you can check it out on Amazon.
It's available sip Caddie. All right, thank you. There's Amy's

(01:05:05):
pile this morning. Everybody transmitting America. This is a box show.
Lunch Box goes out to dinner this weekend with his wife.
He's walking out with leftovers, sees the guy, who he

(01:05:25):
assumes is homeless and says, hey, how about some food?
And what's to say back to you? I may be
down on my luck, but that doesn't mean I need
some half eating food from you. And so lunch Box
gets upset and y'alls back at him, and all of
a sudden, we have ourselves an incident. Hello Kaylee and
Murphy's Borough. Hi there, Hey, go ahead. I have never

(01:05:50):
in the history of your show agreed with lunch Fox,
and I finally agree with lunch Fox. I think a
simple note thank you would have done the trick instead
of Lunchbox yelling at him no, instead of the homeless
guy saying I may have been down on my lap
and I don't want your half eaten food. Yeah, I
can't really control him. Yeah, actually agree with Lunchbox. I

(01:06:14):
think that was rude of him. I think that he
should have either taken the food, thrown it away, or
said no thank you. All right. Listen, if someone just
comes up to me though and says, hey, have some food,
and I'm walking down the street with a big bite
on it, I'm taking, be like, no, thank you, I'm okay,
I'm good like I do. You just should walk and say,

(01:06:35):
oh my bad, buddy, that's it right. But the fact
that he was so rude about it put me in
a bad mood and I had to fire back at him,
like I didn't approach you. You approached him. I approached
him and always said no, I'm good. Then I said, okay,
I have a good night. Hey, Tony and Tampa. Hey
you're on the air. Thank you for calling. No problem. Uh,
you know, I love all you guys. Um, Amy, you're compassionate, Bobby,

(01:06:59):
you're a realistic. I'm gonna have to leave with Lunchbox
on this. I'm a paramedic, you know, I'm driving up
and down the road, um, homeless guy and holding up
to sign hungry. Anything helps so I gave him my
lunch that I had brought from home, and he looks
at it, scoffed at me, and rose it on the ground.
But can I say if he's saying anything helps hungry,

(01:07:21):
that's a difference that some dude just chilling for no
reason that lunch box goes. I'm just I'm trying to
look at his perspective, Like I didn't ask somebody to
come up to me. I'm just sitting on the sidewalk
having a good night. Some dude comes up with the
have eaten bob putting in my face. I don't know.
I'm a big boy. Somebody hands me food, it's free,
it's from me. Yeah, here you're telling me, Hey, listen,

(01:07:43):
I Tony. I appreciate the calling me like I appreciate
you for I appreciate you all right, But let me
do one way. Tiffany and Virginia, Hi, Hey, thanks for calling.
Go ahead. I have to agree with lunchbox, and my
daughter is gonna be very upset with me for that
because she is your biggest But what are you agreeing with? Like,
I don't really have an argument point except for here's

(01:08:04):
the guy sitting there, regardless of what lunch boxes. He
shouldn't have got mad. The guy was just sitting there,
never asked to be approached. So I think that, well, well,
I don't agree with lunch box were necessarily yelling at him.
I think that the man could have been more respectful
and simply said no, thank you. I have offered obvious

(01:08:24):
homeless people food before that. I had gone and thought
it wasn't half eaten, and they turned around and they
asked me, can I just have the money? And I
think that's on them, and you don't have to give
him any money like that's still on them. I mean, yeah,
I'm shocked that these colors are like agreeing with him.
I mean, they're just looking at it differently as lunchboxes.

(01:08:47):
He didn't ask for your assistance and then turn it
down once you gave it to us, right, But I
didn't ask for his rudeness either, the fact that he
was rude about it really just let me. Let me
just throw some perspective at it. You look like a
dumpster fire a lot of times, okay, which no, no, no,
would you agree with that? I look like a numster fire.
You don't shave, you smell funny, you're on the same
clothes every day. Check all those boxs. You're just sitting

(01:09:07):
there and somebody comes up and it's like, oh, I
felt bad for you, sir. Have this. You're gonna feel
a little weird, right And I'll probably say no, I'm
good man. I'm not gonna say I do. But that
doesn't mean our need You're the way he said it.
I'm sorry it happened to you, buddy. We're gonna go
say thank you for listening. Here. You can listen to

(01:09:28):
the entire show back from when we started this thing
five hours ago. Just go to iTunes I Heart Radio
search Bobby Bones show Man. I appreciate you being here.
We'll see you on Tuesday. We have a pretty big week.
We're just lining up all the guests. I don't want
to say who's coming in this week, but for sure
Darius is gonna come and play, and for sure I

(01:09:50):
got like two other people lined up. But there we're
gonna go. We'll see you. Thank you for being here,
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