Bobby Runs Into Ex-Girlfriend at Restaurant + Amy's Adoption Update + Lunchbox's Mentee Calls 911

Bobby runs into ex-girlfriend at restaurant, Amy shares another adoption update and Lunchbox's mentee calls 911

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trans America show, Yeah back at it Monday Monday run
Monday morning. Hey, So our producer Raymond, he's the audio
producer of the show. Sits in any sounds that you hear,

(01:22):
Raymonds put them together. So there's there's an issue at
work where you can't just leave your truck up here
all the time in the garage. Here's what happens. Raymond's girlfriend,
they lived together. She only has one spot at our condo,
so he leaves his truck up here all the time,
and then uber's back and forth to work. Is that true, right?
And well, I have to Uber because I have no

(01:42):
vehicle in the mornings. And well, because you know you
do a vehicle, you just left it up here. There's
no parking downtown. But that's not works problem. And they're
saying that you're leaving in the garage all the time
and it leaks oil. No, we actually got that fixed,
so that's fine. But they also clean out the garage
and they said they're having trouble getting around my truck
because it just sits there for three days straight. Basically,
it's like if you just put them on blocks from

(02:03):
in the front yard. That's what Raymond's doing with his
ubermobile because ray also drives Uber. Yes, they wanted to
work every day. Boy and I used to have a
parking pass, but they randomly apparently downtown parking is like
everybody wants it. So they took that away from me.
So I can't park downtown anymore. I have nowhere to
put a two thousand pound piece of machinery. But that's

(02:24):
a you problem. Well, and I I kind of think
that work should pay for They should pay for Where
do pay for you to pour downtown? They have no
interest in where you park. That's your life. They have
interest in me employed here? What about your ranch? They
pay for that? No, but the vehicle thing and transportation
usually is a kind of considered by work. No, it's not.
Some some do, yeah, whenever you have to drive for work,

(02:45):
like if you have your delivery or you're doing the
sales like pharmaceutical rep. Yes, it just sucked, and I
know other people feel my pain. Where do you put
your vehicle? You have nowhere to store? Parking on the
street right out front of work, Raymond, that's a you
issue with the construction. They actually cleared those vehicles out
on the weekend. But you have to get it out

(03:06):
of here. They're going to tow it. Well. And I
also take the front spot, so anytime people walk around,
they have to go around my big old He's left
for three weeks. But they shouldn't tell it. If he
does nothing, what do they do? Don't tell it? Okay,
that's real. Mad. If I come up and there's a
boot on it recognizing people doing cool things, it's nineteen

(03:32):
year old kid, Robert maffoon. He's now a millionaire. He's
working to McDonald. Three years ago, he's sixteen, so's there's
working part time. And he also was working part time
at a finance firm, just running errands. But he kept
like going, hey, tell me how to do this, Hey,
teach me this again for free. He's sitting he's learning
from the people that are working there. Hey for free.

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So he started investing, like five bucks, twelve bucks learning.
Now three years later, he just made his first million dollars. Amazing.
That's how to do it. That's how to do it.
You volunteer your time and you learn from people to
know what they're talking about. I'm leaving now because I
have some volunteering to do. Yeah, that's a place. Yea,
I see you, Bobby Bones show stores producer Raymond. In

(04:17):
college football, the playoffs were announced. Oklahoma's gonna play Georgia
and Clemson's gonna play Alabama and other news that Florida
team was found safe a thousand miles away in New York,
the soccer coach has been arrested, and finally in weather news,
the cold is coming around. Midweek loads are gonna be
in the twenties and thirties when you drive to work
in most places. I gave Amy a homework assignment and

(04:42):
she had a while to do it, but I said, hey,
go watch the thirty for thirty on the wrestler Rick Flair.
Amy doesn't care about and he doesn't care about wrestling,
but I always know things Amy will find interesting, and
I don't think most of our audience care about wrestling.
But I thought this was so good. And so you
watch thirty thirty and ESPN about Rick Flair the wrestler.
Whoa that you're good? You're whoa? I'm still an alarm?

(05:07):
What do you think of the show? And it's really
good even if you're not into wrestling. Thirty for thirty
they just do a really good job of making it
or these people, they just really do have interesting lives
and regardless of whether or not you're into the sport.
I'm just shocked. I never really knew about him. Growing up,
I knew all about Whole Colgan. So why didn't I
know about Rick Flair? Because in his mind, he's the

(05:28):
greatest wrestler of all time in many people's mind, I'm sure. Yeah,
And but but why organizations WWF was bigger and for
kids and for people that weren't hardcore wrestling fans like you. Okay,
so I didn't choose but even Whole Cogan and that
was like Rickard wrestler of all time? Yeah, I know,
I saw. I thought it was really really good. Um,

(05:48):
sort of sad watching him reflect on some of the
things and you know, the fact that he's alive is crazy,
like he lived quite the life. And so I don't
want to give anything. I mean, you just need to
watch it. But you would recommend it. I definitely would
recommend it. It's a thirty for thirty and it's about
Rick Flair. Anyway, I'll see it. Yeah, you guys will

(06:10):
love it. All of you guys will love it. I
promise you. You promised this guy. How many stars do
you give it? Out of thirty? Seven stars? How many
a lot of stars? Seven? No, got it show? Let's
go alright, time for your positivity. Look tell me something good.

(06:32):
You bring on the positivity. Am So there's a woman
named Monica and Houston whose home was spared by Hurricane Harvey,
and she has a little guilt associated with that. She's like, oh,
why is my house fine? But then all these other
families don't have a home right now, and she decided
to channel that into something positive and helping out families,

(06:54):
some that even have children with special needs, you know,
and they're like, man, we don't have our house. How
Santa Claus going to find us. Well, she's got people
volunteering with her and they are showing up and delivering
presents to those families. Good Lunchbox Land from Wisconsin has
two kids that are in the military and she would
send them care packages and they were like, man, not
everybody gets care packages. So lab was like, I'm gonna

(07:14):
switch that up. She started collecting donations. In over ten years,
she sent ten thousand packages. You know those doorbell cameras
and they'll see people like delivering packages. They also see
people steal packages. So guy was like, oh, I got
a notification my packages. There goes. There's no package checks
the doorbell cameras. Some do like a hood on stolen package,

(07:35):
so he takes any posting on Facebook, and they really
can't tell who the guy is. But the guy sees it. Okay,
he takes the package back with the note when the
guy's out there and it's like, I'm sorry. It was
a scumbag thing of me to do. Once I saw
myself do it, I was so embarrassed. Interesting twist. I
didn't know you where you were going with that. The
stolen package was returned with a note and change his mind.

(07:56):
The guy changed his mind because he saw himself and
he's like, oh, I can't ethic one. That's why you
should always be on Facebook. Yeah, let's go. People do
about a thousand bucks in debt during the holidays, debt
not I just think they can afford that what they
can affore plus debt. And Dave Ramsey would say, if

(08:19):
you can't for it'll put on a credit card. But
Dave Ramsey got a lot of money. Now it's easy
for a day to say stuff like that, but but
he has a lot of money because he's smart with
his money, with his money trying to teach everybody else
how to be smart with their money. By the way,
we have to draw names, which we'll do. Now we're
doing our Christmas. It's a nineties and it's next week

(08:41):
we'll have our our gift gift given competition. So all
these names are in a hat and you can draw
a name, and this is the person that you will
be buying for. Okay, the theme is Christmas, it's you
have to buy someoney gift that has to do with
the nineties. It can be whatever you wanted to be.
It can be. Okay, So Amy, go ahead, draw your name.
This is who you'll be buying for. Come on, get Bobby.

(09:04):
What's the hardest to fort? Morgan number two? Okay, Morgan
number two? Our web girl? You yelled? Got it? Why
was the god? It a person? They're all, I hope
you get Bobby? Got it? All right? I did that.

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It's a nineties theme. Come on, get Bobby. Yeah, good
luck with that. Why does that? Right? Doesn't care. It's
the hardest, so hard to show. The theme is fun.
It's nineties. It's not like it doesn't matter. Donna want
the best thing. I do want something awesome. Yeah, I
know you do. Let meet who I get. Let me

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see who I'm who I'm buying for. I'm buying for
Mike D. Hey, Mike D, I'm buying for you in
the gift giving that I had that lucky Yeah, they
never get that lucky. And he's gonna get a nice gift.
So I got last year, right, Yeah? That corvette? Yeah? Hillary? Alright,

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come on, Morgan number one. We're drawn names here. It's
it's a nineties Christmas here on the show. Number one,
two years in them. Why do you want her again?
It was so dramatic last year. You were mean on
purpose and you got her rooster. You said you got
our bad gift on purpose? Yes, and she broke it
right right right? Who else is I'm gonna drop people
who don't have one my d. You will be buying

(10:38):
for lunch bucks. It why do you said that? I
mean whatever? Why is he so creative? Like? Why why
do you not like my d? No? No, it's good.
I mean, just what disappoint you about it? It's because
he doesn't know what He's gonna make a lot of
money exact budget wise, he's talking about it. Hit me hard,
Hit hard, all right? Morgan number one are produced in

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the blasroom. You have yourself, hold on, that's right, that's
not gonna work. You have Eddie sorry, all right, Morgan,
I think it's something really nice. Who has who hasn't
Morgan number two? Okay? So okay, there are two names.
Morgan number two, you have Amy, yeah, and I got you.
That's Hillary. You have Morgan number one. New phone screening. Okay,

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everybody has their names, all right? Okay, go shopping nineties.
Who feels like they got a good person buying for them? Right?
Got a good person, that's right? They got they got
a raw deal who his girlfriend will take care of
but he doesn't care. Yeah, he'll just get whatever's on

(11:45):
the railburger helper. This been panting for exactly, Yoway got
you this? Yeah down, Sorry to day. The story comes
to us from Florida. Hey man had his iPhone stolen,
reported it to police. So police were like, how can
we get this thief? They hit FaceTime and the thief

(12:07):
answer FaceTime, Oh not good, And so they snapped his
photo and they posted on the Facebook page and said,
do you know this guy? He stole an iPhone and
he was turned in. That's funny, you know they were
scrambling and make that screenshot too. Yeah, that's funny, lunch box.
That's your bone head story of the day, someone tweeted

(12:28):
me and said, hey, what's you favorite song of all time?
And my favorite song of all time is Bill Withers.
Ain't no Sunshine, Ain't no sunshine? When She's took me
no time. That's my favorite song of all time. Right,
it's not wrong when she's away. Wasn't even live when
this song came out. But man, this is such a
good song. Ain't no Sunshine? When she's done and she's

(12:50):
always gone too long and it time she goes away?
Do you love that song? I like it? Yeah, you
just like it. I mean, it's awesome, but but you don't.
You don't love it. I guess you don't have to
love it. And then I did honorable mention. It was like,
that's my favorite and the like also my favorites like
stop this Train from John Mayer, Stop this train, walk,

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get up and go home. It's about them too fast.
I can't take this, Garth Brooks. If tomorrow never comes,
tomorrow never, He'll be in tomorrow, by the way, if
tomorrow will come, he'll be here. We just hopefully. I
just listed five these is my favorite songs. Blue Eyes

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Crying in the rain, Man just remind me my Grandma
playing this. This isn't even a super super old Willie
song and eighties Willie song, but still blue Watch Cry
and rain. I love this song well, weakest Goodbye. I

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love good Me too, I think in my mind because
I know Amy, you think George Strait is the best.
I mean, I go Garth and then I go Willie
over George straight, I do the man. Yeah, no, I
mean I agree. I love me some Willie Man, and
I know, and that's controversial. I know there'll be picketers
for that, but so um. Also, I picked Everybody Heard

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from Ario my favorite songs of all time. He's walking
across the cars in the video cop with the Hoods,
Pops Come, and then from Nirvana Unplugged something in the Way.
So those are my favorite songs of all time. And

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I started looking at the common thread there. Every single
one of them is super sad, super sad. I don't
have a single up that doesn't know. But that's you
don't speak your mind. That doesn't surprise me. That's what
I was gonna say, But then I was like, I mean,
it doesn't. It doesn't surprise me, like you you like that,
but it's I think it's good because it allows you

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to feel. Do you feel you feel? What do you feel?
Here's the thing. When I hear this song, I think
my grandma. It makes me like emotional, like happy sad
at the same time. Blue Eyes Crying in the rain.
It's just like that just gives me chills. I do
feel on that song. John Mayer, Stop this Train is
like the first song ever spoke to me in my

(15:28):
real life because he's like, you know, just his lyrics,
even though it' a few years older than me. But
do you listen to it? I know you hear it,
but do you absolutely listen to the song? I knew
you listen to it, But do you take what it's saying? Yes?
Sometimes you don't stop the train. But I know I
did say it's perfect. Oh I know you're not. Oh,

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I know you're not. I started like ten things and
stopped this segment. It's like the same like that it
was a perfect I'm just saying, yes, I do, I
hear sometimes I want you to stop more, are though,
like you Just imagine if I never heard that song
you like stopping and you're like, go gay gold, I
just try to play my favorite music. I'm getting hated anyway.
Does my favorite song anyway love like if tomorrow never comes?

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Like it, listened to that one because sometimes you don't
want to allow yourself to let others know what's happening
or how you feel. But tomorrow never comes, do not
care about you? Deeply, thank you and now I know
that in case tomorrow never come, oath, aliens come or
nothing right or I mean, insert any other thing that
can happen. Show. So Lunchbox mentors the kid. He doesn't

(16:36):
like to talk about it because he's always like, I'm tough,
I don't do nice things. But he does, like he
mentors a kid. How old is the kid? He is
in second grade? Eight? Yeah, so you can tell him
what happened. So I was at mentoring the other day
and I don't know if they're just learning about this
whole nine one one thing or whatever, but we're walking

(16:59):
by the t I guess it's the information desk where
a receptionist usually sits during the day, and there's a
telephone back there, and he runs back there in diale
and he called and they answered. He's like, I just
called to say what up? And Hunt probably told him
to do it. They all they both laughed and ran away.

(17:22):
I just do it again again. No, I'm just like,
you did not really just call? You did not really
just call. I'm like, oh my goodness, oh my goodness.
They called right back on like now everything's good. But
then they had to set a cop up there, like yeah,
you answered, everything's good and no, I know, an eight
year old just called. But that's all right. I know.
I'm an adult man unknown with an eight year old.

(17:45):
All good here, I promise I'm not danger. I'm a
good guy. Trust me, as I had the best mentor too.
He taught me everything enough, good thing? You answer that phone? Mean?
What is I supposed to do? I mean, man, so

(18:10):
most have occurred to the last tour. So he calls
nine one one. They call back. You certain, They say
there a problem. I said no, and I tried to
explain the situation, not the most situation your case. I said, well, look,
I I ment towards this after school program and I'm
the mentor. That's my mentee, and I guess they're learning
about nine one one. And he just saw the phone
and he called and they're like every day's good, and

(18:33):
they're like okay, and they sent a cop up there. Anyway,
just to make sure arrives. Oh, I didn't handle it
after that, that's when the head of the program has
to deal with it. I don't have to deal with that.
I was like, did you mentor your kid anyway afterward
about that? And when it happened, well, I was just like,
you can't do that, like you're gonna get in trouble.
And he's like, no, no, they tell you to call
nine one one, And I was like, and so now

(18:54):
he's suspending for a couple of days from what from
the after school program? Because you can't do that, he suspended?
Can you go rogue mentoring? No? No, I can't go
broke because they think about the school bus and everything,
the facility, everybody, everybody up a great, great point that
was totally laughed over. Could we all laughing lunchbox? Is

(19:16):
mentor kid the guy suspended on his wife? Yeah, you
should have got suspended. You can't. I am not the
one that being on the phone called nine one one.
You have to start putting that probably on your application
to mentor, like you're a permanent record. Your menty got
suspended from him? Tell us about your passing speed? Oh well, well,

(19:37):
I got a kid kicked out of minty class that
kids like later in life wherever, so witting in for
a well it all started. It all started back when
I was in second grade and I had this mentor
named lunch Box. Yeah. Do you tell you you tell

(20:00):
your kid about your look the game you're in Little
White Criminals. No, I haven't told anything about that. I'm
trying to teach him like respect and how to respect others.
Keep your hands yourself, all right, you treat others how
you want to be treated, things like that. To teach
them that, and you gotta do Like in the second special,
we'll do smart goals where they come over with a
goal that's you know, specific, measurable, attainable and traceable, specific

(20:25):
measurable tea. You forgot the R what's our yeah? Reach Yeah,
I think that's a reachable because that's attainable. I don't remember,
but something like that. If you forget, just call nine
one one and I got all the answers. We'll give

(20:47):
you the update coming up in about forty five minutes
about where Amy is today as far as our getting
our kids. But you know this congresswoman calls Amy to
congratulate her, which I guess is something whenever you had internationally,
they call and go, hey, congradulations and so well, her
office has been instrumental in helping me get to where

(21:08):
we are. And she calls. So I've been working with
this one girl that works in her office named Emily.
We talk like every day for two months. She's awesome.
We're like, yo, hey, what up? So I see the
number calling on my phone and I think it's Emily
and I'm like yo, because I mean, it's like exciting time.
And then she says, Amy, this is Congresswoman Holder and

(21:29):
I was like, oh, hello, how do you do British
actors as well? Hello, good evening, congresswoman Where I got
named Pitts that does audio for the show in a
back room and so that's his last name, Pits, And

(21:51):
so Amy emails Pits and goes, you'll go with let
me get this clip, yo, yo yo. Except she sends
it to Bob Pittman, who's our CEO who lives in
New York. It's like the big the biggest guy all that,
and he's like, yo, yo yo. Im sure I ended
up with like thanks homie, peace out or something. I
have no idea. But our CEO replied, and I mean

(22:12):
the fact you'd get so many emails, to the fact
that he even took the time to reply. But he
was like, dear stay me, I think you meant this
email for someone else. Carry on. I was like, oh
my gosh, my favorite part of the whole thing is
that any toxic people are yo yo yo yo yoo.

(22:32):
All right, So there's a story, you see, the athletic
director said, the kids life. Yeah, in the basketball game
I believe in South Carolina State, he was on the
bench and he collapsed, stopped breathing, and the a d resuscitated,
brought him back to life. Like the athletic director went
down in the middle of the game and gave him
CPR with paramedics. His name is Tyler Long. And so

(22:56):
I saw it on ESPN and I looked it up,
and now the kids recovering, person recovering. I mean that
autletic directors just got some job security. Huh, Like you
get a new contract. How about that. Never gonna get
a time where I will give you a question. I
don't think you're gonna get any probably won't, but if
you do, there is a prize. The average American has

(23:23):
at least three of these they use regularly. The average
American has at least three of these they use regularly.
I don't think you're gonna get it, you know, I'm
thinking of give away as prizes. They sent us a
bunch of shirts where Eddie and I opened for Toby

(23:44):
Keith once like a year ago, right, a couple of
years ago. Yeah, a long time ago, the Raging Idiots
open for Toby Keith. It was right, I said, d C.
And so it was a huge show, like twenty th people.
And they had a bunch of shirts left over from
that one show, and so they sent them all back
to us, so we may give those aways prizes. We'll sign.
It's cool because the T shirt has like the rage

(24:06):
it's on tour with Toby Kyte that it only has
one day, one day limited. It's sort of retro too,
for sure. Retro. Do you wanna take it? Amy, you
wanna try to spoil it? Man? The average American has
at least three of these they use regularly. Go ahead, sunglasses, sunglasses. No,
that is not it. We will come back, all right,

(24:29):
Never gonna get it. The average American has at least
three of these they use regularly. Lunchbox, toilets. You got
want to work two at the house. That's a good logic, Eddie,
I got it. It's a toothbrush. Now going home? Traveling
here there, Jackets, I don't know. Donna, Hello, Hello, what

(24:54):
do you think it is? What do you get? Burners?
Harris or what burn you on your home phone? She's
like throwing it away, throwing the simcard out. They'll never
track me. Now, no, that's not it. The answer is skillets,
you say, yeah, like cooking. Alison, ohio, Hi, Alison, what

(25:16):
do you think it is? I think it's a coffee mug. No,
it's not a good guess, but no it's not. It's
email addresses, so wow. Yeah, the average American has three
email work, personal, shopping. You have a shopping email address
that you send all your stuff. I mean no, that's
a thing. Yeah, well you have to talk use a
lot of times. Have you shop online? You have to

(25:38):
type in your address, and I don't want it coming
to my regular email. So yeah. Amy started laughing like this,
it's a funny thing. I'm gonna thrive there, and then
I was like really trick, Okay, yeah, okay, there's truth
in my jokes smart it is. Actually, I just didn't
want it to seem like I shop excessively that I
had to create an email. Okay, somebody's listening to you.
Joke about what you're seriously, even if it's like Target

(25:59):
bed bath and be on something like that. You can
get coupons and stuff if you sign up, so all
your coupons get sent to your chopping email, so you're
saving money at the same time, whatever it takes. I
was reading a story about Beyonce, and Beyonce changes her
email every week. Her main yes, what did you know that?
How crazy is that? Yeah? Ed Sheeran was talking about
how they wrote a song together perfect or whatever, and

(26:20):
that they had a song together. I don't know if
she wrote it, but yeah, well whatever, they worked on
a song together. And he said it was so difficult
communicating with her because every single week she would have
a new email. He'd like email the old one and
be like, well, never mind, what's the new one? What
I want to do? Okay, So Beyonce changes her email
every week, finish the line I always change blank? What

(26:41):
are you changing the most? If she changes her email
all the time, which is uncharacteristic of someone because that's
painting the butt. You always change what more than a
normal person would? Amy? What are you changing? Okay? I
just think he changed underwear. Everybody changed on where every day? Yeah,

(27:02):
maybe lunch does it, Maybe he doesn't. Why is that
the hard thing that came to my head? I don't
because it fills the blank. Like, if the price is right,
they're probably number one underwear. That's number one answer. I
would say. I change my bed sheets every day. I
see that's excessive, that's ridiculous. My dog sleeps in my
bed and that's why, and I keep him on rotator.

(27:25):
Have three sets that constantly rotate. And now that I
found this laundry service that will do a whole bag
of stuff, it's it's amazing. They just pick it up.
I'm sending more stuff out today and it's gonna it's
so it made its way back to you. Oh last week,
came back and within twenty four hours. Pretty amazing. It's amazing.
It's not like the cleaners. They come by your house
and they took a whole bag. Looks like thirty eight bucks.

(27:45):
All the stuff came back clean and folded. You change, what, Amy?
You have any answer? I just said, mine your underwear. Okay,
lunchbox man, I don't change a lot of things in
my life, but the one thing I'll do change a
lot is sucks. I were about three pairs of socks
a day. Really? Yeah? Why? Yeah? My feet sweat and
I don't like my shoes distincts. So like, if I

(28:06):
take my socks off when I get home from work
and I'm going somewhere later, new pair of socks, that's
weird because everything instincts on you. Yeah, I know, but
it's just one thing I don't like is my feet
to sweat, and they do sweat. So I changed socks
three times a day. What's the one thing you don't change? Oh,
my underwear in generally, But go ahead, you can take it.
I just got to go ahead. Oh my bed sheets

(28:29):
once a month, two months. My towel, I've used the
same towel for the last two and a half weeks.
That's disgusting. No, And then you wonder when we're so
shocked about your shoes. Yeah, like people like giv being
a road to Lunchbox about his shoes. No, no, no,
what we're doing is taking the whole puzzle and assuming
this pieza fits as well. Yeah, like every time you
just smell it but doesn't smell bad, just use it again.

(28:49):
So the same towel, same time for the last two
and half weeks, easily. And your wife's okay with that.
She doesn't use the same towel. She has her own towel,
but I mean she has to be next to you. Yeah,
that's right. Or if one day she accidentally grabs his towel.
Now we have different hooks, like mind's behind the bedroom,
the bathroom door, herses on, like the towel rack. Amy,
what's the one thing you don't change that I'm going

(29:11):
to be early? Oh, you're just gonna stay and let
your whole life No on time, on time. No, you're
not on time person, You're not. No. I can't decide
what you are by just saying to say, I'm not
going to change to be early early, Okay, I don't.
I haven't change my headphones for twenty years, that's true.
I'm looking at him right now. These are the very
first I've ever had in my life, like to work radio,

(29:32):
and I've just surgically repaired them since forever and then
we've constantly just fixed them. And then also my cell
phone number. I haven't changed, It's true. I mean I've
had the same number since I've been twenty one. That's crazy.
It's like pseudo Beyonce. That's like the opposite of Bece.

(29:53):
So what we did learn is Amy always changes their
underwear and he refuses to be on time. No, I'll
be on time. Never got to change. There you go
to fair and balanced and not fake news. It was
the athletic trainer at South Carolina State, not the athletic
director who saved the kid's life. Who with CPR and

(30:13):
so shout out to the athletic trainer. I'm just trying
not to be fakeing have to suspend myself for reporting
not facts. Do you check your phone throughout the night? Now?
I put my phone on do not disturb now the days?
It's wrong with you that it's so much better for
me because then I'm not disrupted if someone sits a
text message, you know, and my phone's like, but what

(30:36):
if you get needed that that disturbing, Um, well, that's
be a problem. I thought about that, especially if like
early morning work stuff comes up and maybe sleeping y'all
need us here, No, I don't sleep in my alarm
still goes off. But what if, like we need to
be at work early for some reason, I'll miss that
for sure. Yeah, but your hope. Yeah. Researchers found that
after going to sleep, people wake up at least twice

(30:57):
between midnight and five am to check their phone, just
randomly or their phone wakes them up. No, they wake up. Wow,
that's no, not me. No. Researchers have found that I
do it about twenty times. And you know who research
is that me? My dog stepped to my face last
night when I was sleeping up. Yeah. If you look
at my instant story at the bathroom, it's just dramatic.

(31:20):
So I take in the bathroom and he stepped in
my face. I feel like he stepped to my lip.
And that's hard to go back sleep too after your
dog steps on your face. At least he let you know, what,
did you go to the bathroom? Yeah? Yeah some days
because the bathrooms kind of tile. I just kind of
wish you'd go and then get back to the bed
and I find it the next thing. You know. The
latest from Nashville in Hollywood's thirty second Skinny. Congratulations to

(31:43):
Jason al Dean and his wife Brittany. Their son, Memphis,
was born on Friday, nine pounds five ounces. Jason said
he's super blessed to see his little man come into
the world in a year that has been a roller
coaster ride. This is what it's all about, the big
old baby. Huh yeah, nine pounds months. Yeah, yeah, I

(32:03):
mean anything over nine you don't see anymore. Yeah. I wasn't,
were you guys, anybody in here a big baby? No? No,
I don't know what I was. Junior Junior was like eight,
like eight one or something, and he was considered big
Bilde Kelsey Vallerini officially got married to Morgan Evans. They
exchanged vows on Saturday in Cabo Sant Lucas, Mexico, and

(32:27):
it looks like they may be honeymooning there as well.
I saw a picture she posted them on the beach.
But um, if you want to check out pictures, you
can go to Bobby Bones dot com. I'm amy, that's
your thirty seconds, skinny boy. That guy hit the jackpot. Huh.
I mean, let's just call it putting putting her ring
on it real quick quick. Yeah, like yeah, well they

(32:52):
dated for nine months, okay, cool, I'm just saying lock
it up. Yeah, you know, also got a good deal going,
is that Wells Adams? Well, who's that girl? She's from
Home Improvement whatever. It's another show that I used to watch,

(33:12):
probably wasn't even around whatever. I knew that used to
All those kids on Modern Family are like adults now.
That shows weird. But I like Wells and so the
thing I feel bad for about Wells and it's I
shouldn't feel bad for him. He's just known as the
guy from the Bachelorette. He's good on the radio. But
they're like former Bachelorette contestant Wells Adams, but he's dating

(33:34):
Sarah Highland from Moner Family. Like, that's a good get
from someone who did the Bachelorette. But it just stinks
because then you're always the person in the Bachelorette. That's
why I didn't do the bachelrette one. I wouldn't. I'm
not as good looking as he is, and I knew
I wouldn't have made it very far. But they offered
me a spot, and I was like, yeah, I don't
want to be cut first, but it reminds me of
not getting picked. Well. If you're cut first, and you
won't be remembered as the person from the Bachelor except

(33:57):
by all you guys exactly, and you've known as the
guy that got cut first. Well we'd be like remember
that time. Don't talk about it. But so he's got
a good thing going, like she's a multimillionaire. How did
he do that? He's good, but he partly like usually
the Bachelor Bachelor people they keep it in house and
they date each other. He went outside the room and

(34:18):
got a real celebrity. So I know, well it's a
bit and he's just been in California. Like he's a
nice guy, a good looking guy when you meet people,
when you go out and hang out with he's like
a model. No, he's too like normal and baby face
to be a model because all the girls in the room.
Is he like a model? No, I know models, he's
not built like models. He's a model that he is.

(34:45):
He is a hipster for sure, yes, but he's not
a he's not a model. The other guy who who
kind of has because we has talent. He's good on
the radio. They never go radio person, wells Adam always
go former Bachelorette star. The other guy is pretty good.
Is that Jordan's watch him on the SEC network and
he'll do football. And at first I was like, and
then I met him a few times, like, Okay, it's

(35:05):
not such a terrible dude, because I was in these
guys because I'm like, they're so good looking. Everything's been
handing to them. But he's pretty good on TV two,
so there have been a few of those guys. But yeah,
I mean, but how long does that last if you're
Well's Adams and you're making like you're making like fifty
five grand a year and she's making like a million
in making a million in episode? Like how long can

(35:26):
that really? Talk? Not yet, but it's like do the
Morrigan Evans and put a ring on it? Now? It down? Yes,
like Padlock boom like delivered. Yes. What's the age difference
between them? Only a couple of years and yeah, but
he's like thirty five. That's more than a couple of years. Well,

(35:50):
like my age or you're younger. I didn't know that, Like,
I know she's not, but sometimes he's When they play
younger on TV, it gets really blurry, it does. And
then like Morrigan Evans, the dude, he's most Mary Kelsey
is older too. He's like a couple of years younger
than I am. I think, oh, so he's I think
he's he's two. Yeah, yeah, well he looks younger and

(36:13):
she's also college kelsy Si just turned seven thirty three
and she's twenty six. That's not crazy, but she does
like a seventeen year on TV. I love run Home Improvement.
I love going over to Amy for the corny morning corny.

(36:41):
How much does it cost to buy Santa's Reindeer? How
much does it cost to buy Santa's reindeer? Nothing? They're
on the house. That was the morning corny. That might
be the funny. That might be the funny, is my? Yeah, man,

(37:05):
Like I got a good, healthy laugh out of that
from the Good Tomorrow right at this time, like look
where you are, take your surroundings in because tomorrow, at
this time, Garth will be in studio Garth Brooks tomorrow. Yea.
So holiday bonuses aren't really a thing anymore. TV makes
us think they are like movies, but they're not. They're like,

(37:29):
no businesses really giveaway bonuses, like that's the thing from
like the sixties. But we keep seeing it and they
can keep and we've never had one. Now we worked
for a big company. No bonuses. Has anyone ever worked
for a company where holiday bonus time coming around, they
give you like this big scoop of money. No, my
last company worked for gave me like a hundred and
fifty bucks. That's what they say. It's like a hundred

(37:49):
bucks or a gift car or a lunch or something.
There's not like the dollars like in that movie with
Chevy Chase, like the that's sounds it's not real sales.
Before I came to work for the show, we got
a Christmas bonus. I don't remember how much it was,
but it was like a sales bonus or Christmas bonus.
It was a Christmas bonus. I remember looking forward to it.

(38:11):
In their study, they said people said no holiday bonus.
Professor at the University of Georgia's letting students choose their
own grade. What he's like, you just hope to keep
some calm and happy? Is that what we're stooping down to?
Calm and happy? Best class? I give myself an a

(38:32):
everyone will like. Even if you didn't deserve one, you
would give yourself one. Doctor Richard Watson, who teaches to
business classes, He's put together a policy called stressor decroduction
policy policy. Excuse me? That allows kids to choose their
own grades and hopes of soothing those who feel stressed
out by the grade they actually earned. What is happening here?
I don't understand if a student is like kids or

(38:53):
her grade, all they have to have send an email
and Dr Watson will change the grade, no questions asked.
There has to be something to this, Dr Well. He
also has policies to one, all tests are open book
and open note, and when students are given presentations in
front of the class, he only allows positive feedback. Is
there some like reverse psychology happening here, dude? Or he's like,

(39:17):
that's not real life, genius, No, that's not real life.
You don't walk into real life work and they're like,
you know what, you did a bad job? You get
a read, Hey, pick your salary, buddy, that's not real life.
And isn't that why you further your education? Yeah? I
don't know. I'm not gonna lie. What's to deal with

(39:38):
your kids? Um, they're going to get their medical appointments
done today, which is just a step in the process
of them coming to America. Like you have to go
do this part for your visa do you feel like
next week they could be here. Oh my gosh, it
sounds look at a calendar, it's is it next? Yeah, yeah,
it's so weird. I don't yes, yes, And I just

(40:00):
email the embassy and was like, yo, can I get
like a timeline situation update? So I'm waiting to hear
back they've received my email. Every time you email, then
they reply back, we have received your email. We'll go
back too shortly, so I think they've replied, and then
it's generic. Yeah, I mean it's been five years and
they could all come to a head next week. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,

(40:23):
Like my husband and I we've been trying to be
parents for so many years it's crazy. And then yeah,
now we might have two kids in our home that
we have to care for and feed, and yeah, that's
what you do. Stuff like that. It's like it's real. Yeah,
It's it's like before someone is about to give birth
and they're like, oh my gosh, freaking out, We're about

(40:43):
to have a baby in our house. So very similar,
except too, and they're not babies. Even better, their potty
trained and they can walk and take care of themselves
pretty much. Sort of is it better? It's different because
I don't know if it's better. It's different. There's no
better or or worse, but just for us, it's different.
It's a whole. Yeah, it's so much. It consumes me.

(41:05):
When I'm walking through my house, Like I see things,
I'm like, oh my goodness, Like or I'm making dinner
and I'm like, okay to make dinner for them, like
figuring out exactly what they like and make sure that
they want to eat in and we're gonna sit around
the table and they're gonna have to sit still and
they can't just like throw food over their shoulder. You
think that it's going to happen like that, Yeah, I know,

(41:27):
I know, I know they're not. Probably, and at the orphanage, Yeah,
when they don't like food, they just kind of like
throw it on the ground and that's not going to
fly at the house. I just think next week seems
a little quick. Yeah. I know now that, like last week,
saying the week after next seemed like doable. But now
that we're in this week and we're saying next week,
that seems crazy town okay possible? Why are you doubting

(41:53):
I've been delayed for five years, over and over and
over again, So it's not strange, you know, I hope
it's next week. Don't know how I feel about this.
I laugh. But there's this girl she'd call a student.
She doesn't have any money, right, and she didn't have
any Twitter followers, but she gets on and she goes, okay,
she's nineteen. She says, hey, for St. Jude, if you

(42:13):
retweet this fifty cents and for every time you like its. Well,
it went viral and now she owes dollars. So she
she had less than two thousand followers, and she thought
maybe a couple hundred bucks, but somebody saw that, somebody
kept getting retweeted, and so now she she doesn't like,

(42:36):
oh widow it like they're not going to call her.
But because of this she owes more than two Well
maybe it's a cool opportunity for some sort of thing
to get set up to where people donate to it
and then they actually get the two thousand. That'd be amazing,
that would be amazing. You know what tweet I tweeted
that just kept getting retweeted and I didn't expect it
was that someone had this thing that was like name
a you know, a bad person than Taylor Swift. Oh yeah,

(42:59):
your response is good. I just wrote it. The actual
word isn't. Basically was like, name a batter woman than
Taylor Swift. She's like, I was like, well my grandma,
I was like, because she adopted me. She raised four
grandkids by herself with a social Security check. She made
sure we got to school in church. She had it
in line for hours for government cheese and rice so
we could eat. I nominate my grandma and I think
he getting retweeted, No, there's no gud because like Taylor

(43:22):
Swift now was like, well, yeah, I mean your grandma's
waiting better than Taylor Swift. No, she's not. Just Taylor
didn't make that. Yeah, but dang man, your grandma was like,
that's my grandma. Was She's a bad a woman right there.
Yeah she was awesome, man, I have her name touched
him arm and my grandma. So Taylor and my grandma. Okay.
You know what's weird is the Katherine McPhee American And

(43:45):
then she's on a show called Scorpion. Now she's thirty
three and she's dating a sixty eight year old. She's
always been an older She must have a daddy thing, huh.
I don't know. Yeah, sixties David Foster. Yeah, I believe
he's a record producer and he's sixty eight and she's
thirty three. Yeah like that. Oh man, that's the Morgan

(44:08):
Evans in it, right. No, yeah, man, that's grandpa, the
guy that's Haddie's dad. You know. Um, he was on
Real Housewives of Orange County because he was married to
her mom. No idea, wait what you're saying. Okay, y'all

(44:31):
know who's she is. I know who I've heard her name,
Kather McPhee is. That's crazy, though, like a that dude,
Oh my gosh. On Real Housewives he used to have
They would have these parties at their house and he
plays piano and like everyone would gather around and basically
you would be invited over for dinner and you just
have to sit there and watch him play piano. It
was sort of a record producer. I mean, it was cool.
But at the same time, he's like, okay, thank you
for coming. Everybody now watching me play for me. He's

(44:56):
almost seventy years old, but imagine you get married eight
in ten years he's eighty. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I did
not know that that's who that was. As crazy. David
Foster shout out, David Foster, Yeah, there is. I finished
Stranger Things over the weekend. How is that pretty good?
I give it a solid B minus. I think it's

(45:19):
just that the hype machine got me. It ate me
up because I thought season one was new and different,
and so once it got to season two and everybody's like, oh,
it's fantastic, it's pretty good. They just renewed for season three.
So I saw that come out of the news. Yet No,
I'm not done yet. No, not done. Episode one five

(45:43):
minutes in, so is a solid B minus. So he said, yeah,
is that enough for you to go to three? Yeah?
If nothing else was on, I was rewarding myself this
weekend because I was I wrote a lot this weekend,
this new book, and so when I finished a lot
of watch episode of something thing. So I finished watching
Stranger Things. That and I watched a movie called The

(46:05):
Big Sick. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, it's good. It's pretty good. Yeah.
I think the higher machine got me too. That my
friends were like asleep. I asked my day, I know,
I asked my guys, like, well, I like it because
it's a stand up comic in it, and so I
understood a lot of that, and Mike dal was like, yeah,
you like it. And I watched it and I was like, yeah,
it's okay. It's a little indie, but it's okay. I know.

(46:26):
One of my friends said it was like the best
movie she's seen all year, and I fell asleep. So
I rewarded myself by watching that. And I watched one
other thing, was Too Funny to Fail. It's a documentary
on the Dana Carvey TV show from the nineties, and
that it was really good. There was no hype monster
and so but I enjoyed. I enjoyed it. But I
watched Hulu had to borrow someone's code to get in,

(46:48):
and then I watched Netflix, and then I watched Amazon,
which I have a Prime account. You can watch all
this stuf free. Who knew it's awesome. Amazon is the best.
But that's pretty amazing. While it's playing, you can just
take your arrow and put it on the screen, tells
you everybody who's in the scene, tells you what music
is playing. It's amazing. It's far better than Netflix. You
just don't have the shows yet. The Netflix has, and
then you can order whatever you want from the show.

(47:12):
But that should be a thing if you could click
on like a shirt. Oh no, Christ Pratt had to
put a message out saying, hey, I'm not dirty direct
messaging you like some fake Chris Pratt is, but it's
not me. I guess whoever it was was having people
send back dirty pictures. Yeah, a DM. And this happens

(47:33):
all the time with country artists, with artists in general,
fake accounts, even with me, and you know they're scraping
the bottom if they're creating a fake boby bones account.
So unless there's a blue check mark, just don't believe it.
If it's somebody who has any sort of fame at all, Like,
look at the page. If there's not a blue check mark,
don't now if I send you something and I'm like,

(47:53):
send me a dirty and that didn't send it to
me because I have a blue check mark, you know,
I mean, I you know what's funny on Instagram was
just flipping around. Funny to see some of these like
models who will post a picture and they're all, you know,
ripped up and looking great, and they're like, you know what,
you just be proud of your body however however you
like to look, even if you have imperfections, that's okay. Yeah,

(48:16):
and it's like them and their underwear and they're completely
there are no imperfections. Easy for them to say. Yeah,
there's a stroll I follow. I mean, yeah, her body
is amazing, but she eats right, she works hard, she's married,
but she does. She's one of those. The other day

(48:36):
she's like, and I get it. I'm sure she does.
She looks in the mirror and she sees flaws. But
it was this whole post like it was this the
perfect picture ever. And she's like, when I look in
the mirror, I see falls. I'm like, yeah, right, what falls?
But I felt horrible for doing that because I was like, okay,
I need to stop. Like her post is actually really
good and encouraging, but maybe post a picture that's not

(48:58):
so perfect. I know, like on the bilet and nowhere, no,
nowhere more vulnerable than on the toilet, you know what.
I like the picture of Miley's I was posted last
week where she had a baby baby belly. Yeah, everybody
thought she was whatever you call it, yeah, food blood.
That's so gross to me. That's when like you eat

(49:19):
too much. I know what it means to deliver it.
That's metabolizes it. How baby comes out. You don't metabolize
your baby. Okay, what did she do? I don't think
she just was like, look at my food baby, and
it was like so she was owning it absolutely. On Instagram,
in the land of the greatest hits, I find that

(49:40):
even my greatest hits aren't that great. Like yesterday, I
posted a picture on my day where most people be
like like mirror and for example, was in Hawaii. I
followed Marr and I was like, look at Marr and
driving in Hawaii like living the life me. I posted
a picture from my bed watching Golden Girls and my
dogs staring at me. That was that sounds pretty amazing,
d I guess for me that is the greatest is

(50:01):
what it is. You know that they don't have a
fourth chair on their Golden Girls. You know there's that
table only three chairs even though there are four women.
Oh yeah, one's always like standing up, like no one's
back can be to the screen. Good point. Yeah, it's
like on Everybody Loves Raymond, why the couches and everyone's
always that side. It's always a perspective from do they

(50:22):
rotate who sits down and who stands up? Yeah? Sometimes interesting.
I'm gonna watch that. I'm gonna look for that next time.
I'll watch it. What I just told you don't have to. Yeah,
if I wanted to see it for myself, like I look,
there are the three chairs, I'll do that next step.
So Thursday and Friday this week are saying you Radio
one and so lots of ore to stop them about

(50:44):
to play, lots and lots and and more details as
we get closer to up. But we are lining up
all the big guns for Thursday and Friday this week,
so we hope you'll be able to listen and help
if you can and be a partner on hope. So
Thursday and Friday tomorrow, sugar Land and Garthur as of
right now, that's as it right now. It's pretty cool. Yeah,
it's a pretty big day tomorrow has it right now,

(51:05):
So that'd be cool. Garth Brooks in at seven am tomorrow,
everybody transmitting America show the NFL players being sued by
a dude because the NFL player got with his wife

(51:28):
and let me just this whole story is weird to
me because it's a law called alienation of affection. The
guy's names Fletcher Cox, a two time Pro Bowl defensive
tackle with the Philadelphia Eagles. He's being sued by a
guy named Joshua Jeffords. So it happened that Joshua Jeffers
married as this woman. Apparently they were happily married. Then
the NFL player comes and starts texting her, and instead

(51:49):
of getting mad at the wife, he starts suing the
NFL guy. That's a dumb law. First of all, alienation affection, yes,
and to this in the NFL thing, dude, this is
your wife, this is on her. Is not on this
dude like he did? Man, what is he like? So
it's not here because I'm not in the NFL and

(52:10):
that guy is okay, then train then eat right, you know,
then run your forty. According to the suit, he said
that he and his wife were happily mary until September
when he learned of salacious text messages over Snapchat and
text messages as well between the football player and his wife.
At least two of the text messages said he wanted

(52:31):
to get her pregnant. Boygood, right for it. Huh, text
people talk. But now let me tell you what he said.
He said, we make some beautiful babies. That's that's not bad.
It's not bad. That is seduction. Yeah, yeah, that's that's
on her. That's not on the player. Yeah, I forgot.
Do you know how many people is that a line?

(52:53):
Have y'all ever used that? Eddie? Oh no, no, no, no, no, no,
you need a girl. Oh yeah. I speaking of which,
Amy and I one of our friends, we went out
to dinner on Friday night. It's like a last thing.

(53:13):
I was like, hey, let's go to dinner. Name is like,
I'm watching Homemark channel and I was like, let's just go.
Like how often are we ever in town together? So
we got to dinner. We have another friend with us
and we see, first of all, I see Cassidy Pope,
who I know, and I was like, oh, tell Amy, no.
He literally is like, y'all, is that Cassidy Pope? And
then I'm looking at him like, oh my goodness. And
then I'm like, oh my goodness, well that's Cassie. And

(53:36):
so I was like, I was getting up to go,
and he goes, WHOA, that's Lindsay with her because he
was too So I didn't even see Lindsay Mike's girlfriend,
and she was saying with Cassidy, and out of all
the restaurants and all the land of all the night
and we don't ever go anything, never go out, I mean,
and everyone's in Like none of these people are ever
all in town at the same time, Like think of it, Lindsay, Cassidy, Me,

(53:59):
are friend, Bobby, everyone like never a weekend then ever
all of us are all in town at the same time.
But we were at the same restaurant. So I was like,
oh cool, I'm just gonna go talk to him. It's
awkward until Amy makes it awkward. First of all, Amy
standing in the way of all the waiter if they
keep having to go. Lindsey was sitting at the bar
and right by the kitchen, and yeah, that's why I
want to sit down. I was like, we're in the way,
Like I'm gonna go sit down and eat, and so

(54:22):
all the everybody stood up there. I was talking in
the way of everyone, and I'm also freaking out because
the waiter comes over and goes, you guys know, you
have to be gone and like fifty minutes, like we
haven't ordered yet because it's all the because the reservation
was talk and so I'm like, yeah, come on, let's go,
let's eat. I didn't come here to talk before and

(54:43):
after we ate, so but then it wasn't awkward for me.
And then they sit down, They're like, with it awkward.
I'm like, no, you didn't invite them to your table.
We have room. Yeah we didn't have room, but no,
it's great, no problem. Like if I run into it,
no matter what is going on in my life, if
I ever run into X of anybody, sometimes it might

(55:04):
be a little bit weird or anything. Bobby's like, typical
Friday dinner awkward. I'm not saying it had to be
totally awkward, but you were just like it's fine. And
I was like, okay, well that's that's good. I would
tell me more about your feelings. It's like my feeling
is there's nothing awkward. And then he was like, let's
just order our food. And I was so upset about

(55:24):
the food, like they just would not settle down to order.
I mean, it was any brill peach to go out
to dinner. Let me tell you what happens after food. Okay,
go ahead, you tell yours. You go first. Of all,
Amy and her they're like catching up right, They're like
they like style together, like look about clothes your friend too,

(55:45):
we talked about your clothes, which, by the way, Bobby
wore short inside out the entire night, and then they
were like, hey, your shirt inside out, you gotta go
change it. I was like, I don't care. You're like,
I've no idea. I remember buttoning it up and going, well,
that's a really funny way. I was like, the functionality

(56:10):
this shirt is not the same as my others eating
tag on the back and everything. I totally was like,
I just do want a shirt. Yeah. Anyway, anyways, he
go ahead, we order food. They take forever. They want
to get their wine and they want to talk about
and then we take forever to order habtizers and so
I woulder all of them for everybody. I was just like,

(56:30):
let's go. Food comes in and they won't sit down
to eat because they're like talking. They know it's awkward.
Then the food, the bill comes and I get it.
And as soon as that last swallow goes down my
throat because that's kind of I don't think he's swallowed, actually,
I was like time to go. Yeah, and we still
had from the fifty minute warning that our waiter gave us,

(56:51):
we still had like twenty five minutes left to chill
and talk and hang out. I mean, hello, we got
dressed and left our house on a Friday night, and
it was five blocks from your house. Again, I got
dressed and left my house. You might as well hang
out for a second. Nope, Bobby took his last bite.
So guess what. Everybody parties over time to go. It
sounds like you guys had fine. Sounds awesome, But Amy,

(57:15):
you know Bobby's scheduling. You saw his Thanksgiving dinner schedule.
You know how door to door from the time I
left my house. In fact, I was talking to one
of our friends before I left the house and like
going to dinner with Bobby and I gotta and then
like I literally called her like I don't know, twenty
minutes later, I'm like, dinner's over. She was like wait,
y'all are already done, and like yeah, like I had

(57:36):
time to go by the grocery store get my dog
dog food, like run another errand hang out. I was
still home before seven forty five BM on Friday night.
I was like, I just washed my hair for that dinner,
so bad I did it. I paid for the mill.
Thank you kind Yeah, you should be thanking for not
throwing that in there is talking more about how wearing

(57:57):
inside out button. I'm sure I had a dry cleaner tag.
My tag was out on the thing, the pocket was
on the inside out. Hold on, I'm gonna put my
my receiving my pocket inside est say it. I was like,
did you gus in the dark or what you mean? Yeah?

(58:21):
I mean yeah, So you want to do dinner next week?
That's the number one song this week. Look at Garth.
By the way, We'll be in tomorrow at six am,
seventh Central. If you want to hear Garth Brooks, which

(58:42):
I do, that would be tomorrow. We have that anthology,
Volume one is a pretty cool stuff in that book
that I don't even know. And I'm a die hard
Garth fan, but it's like Garth's first five years of
being what I think he's coming at seven? No, I
said six seventh Central, right, I don't have time, so
that'd be seven eight seven. Yeah, I'm glad you said it,

(59:02):
but I'm just frustrated. I don't know how long we
be doing this show A long time. It's like, you're smart,
California Central time zone, we got Colorado Springs, mountain mountains,
we got Boston. Yeah, I don't even know the planes,
the swamp, the keys. I'm glad you corrected me, but
I'm frustrated with myself like doing that, so I try

(59:23):
to whisper. But then I don't like correcting you because
I'd be like you, but you were right, you're right.
We gotta be sure. That's hard, so I'm hesitant. So
then I just try to like righte it to you
in the air, like seven, just don't be wrong, don't
be wrong. You're in real trouble. No, but that was

(59:46):
that was real, real, thank you? All right? Anyway, the
whole NFL story is weird, right, Like sueing the NFL
player instead of getting mad at your wife. Yeah, I'm
interested to see how that turns out for him. Yeah,
because the lawsuit has happened. But it's like depending on
I'm going to judge, you get that day. That's true
to better hope he's not an Eagles fan. Who's he

(01:00:09):
played for? This guy played for the Eagles. Yeah, so
there's a guy who wanted a waffle house and everybody's asleep.
It's like cooked his own meal. Hilarious. It's hilarious, is
his story. He stopped buying in South Carolina, and the
restaurant staff was all asleep, so he was like, okay,
so he just went up, made himself Dell baking cheese,
take the extra prickles. Then he collected and took a

(01:00:30):
picture and took sandwich, left and went back to another pictures.
I believe him. Nice, this guy. He went later back
and paid too, because there's no way to pay because
they're all sleep sleep. He doesn't the middle the night.
You sleep in the middle of the night. I guess
nobody there to sleep. All right, what do you think
about the flaming hot mac and cheetos at Burger king M.

(01:00:55):
Do you like flaming hot cheetos? I do, and I
like mac and cheese, so I'm thinking I could be
into Well, it's a big mac with flaming hot cheetos.
Flaming hot mac and cheese. Oh okay, yeah, okay, so
it's like mozzarella stick in. I don't know if this
sound good, dude. I mean, I guess not. All these
things sound good, but I never go by them. Yeah,

(01:01:16):
it's not really my thing. I'm never like you know
what I was thinking about that? I take that back.
You know what happened Taco bell. Was that Doritos Locos?
That's pretty awesome. Yeah, that is good. I don't get
into Rito's very often, maybe once every year and a
half they do. I will eat a bag of Doritos
regular like nacho. I can drink a three later bottle

(01:01:39):
Mountain Dew, and I'll hold bag of Doritos and it
feel like it's over again. It's the vessel. Look at
all of your finger like that was so good? All that?
That's what I did king junior baseball in college. This
is this is my whole college life, right. I wake
up at six and I go into took early classes.
I have to go to the college radio station first
for the first hour. Then I would get and take

(01:02:00):
eight am classes at work all day. Then I'd go
to the college radio station in the afternoon. Now drive
to work at the radio hour drive to work at
the radio station, and night Kaleazy work there. We'll get
there like five pm. Was there until midnight or one am?
Drive another hour back study, do it over and over again,
and pretty much every night, I'd have a three leader
bottle Mountain Dude and a bag of ry does and
I played can give a junior baseball and then do it,

(01:02:23):
do it again. That's what it was like back in
the old days. Kids. Kids don't even know, they don't
even know that. We were so uneducated on food that
we just thought that was fine. It was normal, Like
I would go run, have I go have a run
and come back and have a mountain du thinking, oh
this is fine. Dumb. Yeah, we were so we were

(01:02:44):
just uneducated. It's like now when we look at the
commercials from the doctors black and white commercials, they were
like my cigarette of choices, yeah, three out of four
doctors before and you're like, well, how could they do that?
All the same way, we were drinking tons and tons
of soda like sugars. To be what we find out
is all the diseases, it's all from sugar. We're all
going to be like, how how do we not know that?

(01:03:07):
So there's that. Anyway, Merry Christmas everybody. There was a
drunk possum found a liquor store, crazy little possum. Well,
I mean he did break in and he did drink it,
but still he was treated at a Florida Wildlife Center
after breaking into a liquor store and drinking from a
miniature bottle of liquor. They shared a photo of the
drunk possum. It was bourbon. Yeah, he went hard when

(01:03:31):
they found him, he was disoriented. I don't even know
like whiskey, Like I don't drink, so I don't know
what bourbon is. I just hear like bourbon to me
sounds like the sixties. I think it's just whereever it's made,
like Kentucky bourbon, Tennessee whiskey. Oh so it's not the
same kind. Oh it's really interesting. I hope I'm right
about that. But yeah, I think so. I feel like

(01:03:52):
I've heard that before. So it's bourbon good or it's
just whiskey. It's just straight up, it's just whiskey. Man.
It burns when it goes down, like I would call
it bourbon then, Like if I was fancy, I call
it bourbon bourbon, but if I was like going hard,
I call it whiskey. Give me a whiskey. And if
you're like in a nice place with the fireplace, ye

(01:04:13):
dirty scotch in that category or something different. I don't know,
because after when I was obsessed with watching Madman, it
made me want to drink scotch. I think scotch is
a blend of something. Okay, it's to me, Well, the
possums drunk. He's fine. Yesterday I had a dirty Child,

(01:04:33):
which is a t which has a bunch of caffeine
in it, which has um like an espresso poured into it.
That's what makes it dirty. Yeah, that's not all. So
I had it and i'd set it down because I
was sitting on the floor downstairs and my dog starts
to drink it. He was out of his mind for
like four hours. Man, he was like a drunk possum.
Like he was just like like which I don't I

(01:04:56):
was saying this off the air. I don't get a
lot of sleep now because my dog just can't get
comfort all night and he losing a bunch of way.
He's been sick. But I mean last night, my Instagram
story's eleven thirty. I'm taking him out. I don't know
that I slept for two hours straight last night. Slept
a bit, but man, he just always moving around and
he sleeps in the bed with me between my legs.
So whenever he moves, I move and sometimes this time

(01:05:19):
he steps on your face, sets on my face and
like bust on my lip and sometimes my feet end
up at the top of the bed. Do you guys
ever do that? You never wake up and you feet
here a whole different part of the bed. Oh never mind, Yeah,
that happened last night. That's like, oh yeah, I went
all the way around. That's true, thank you, he said.
The Amazon delivery person that they caught find camera using

(01:05:42):
the bathroom in the person yard. Yeah. So a Sacramento
man was like, finally I'm going to prove the neighbor's
dog is pooping on the property. And so instead it
was an Amazon delivery driver. He just really had to
use the bathroom. So he on the side was a woman.
I believe. I believe it was a woman. Right, it

(01:06:04):
was quite sexist. Everybody pooves equally. Okay, wait it was
that it was a woman. I just yeah to Amazon Prime,
we'll take a number two places happened, just happen. Yeah,

(01:06:27):
I mean, but again, you have to kind of feel
So I was gonna say, feel sorry for because it
needs a bathroom. I've done that before. Um that there's
so many stole someone from a package? Is that real? Though?
I don't know, I don't know the story guys about it,
unless it was like legit, I retweeted it. Mr Bobby Bones,
there's a picture someone said, someone stole this package off

(01:06:49):
my porch and the woman is seen running away the package.
She's a Pima Joy shirt on h she has on
our teal baseball t Like, that's not Joy, that's still
still Enjoy. I just was trying to figure out if
that was for real. So now we got some dude
and a mug shot in our red Pimp and Joy
T shirt, and now we got this girl stealing an
Amazon package in a Pimp and Joy baseball team. I'm like,

(01:07:10):
it's a numbers game. Note do you have any pip Joy?
So many it's amazing. And maybe these were ones that
were you know, handed out for some reason. They were
like forgot they were supposed to be spread and joy
that day and they like, you know, we could have
had an off day. Yeah, and not ever I get it.
I would extend grace, like just like we want to
spread joy, let's extend grace. But man, yeah I don't.

(01:07:33):
And it should be a reminder like like justin the
suit who used to be traveled with you all the
time and he would freak out at the airports and
I would be like he would wear a Pimp and
Joy hat almost every day, and so anytime you all
would share his episodes at the airport, I would be like,
please tell me he wasn't wearing a Pimp and Joy

(01:07:54):
his laptop across the terminal. Get your balls. Our producer
ready has two kids, nine year old and four year old.
You gets to put up all your Christmas lights. Oh man,
it looks awesome, dude, It's probably the coolest set up
we've ever ever ever done. Did you do it all?

(01:08:14):
Like your nine year old? Do something to me? And
my nine year old did it together and it was
cool because he's never helped ever, Like every time I've
decorated for Christmas, he didn't help. He likes doing the
inside stuff, he calls it knick knacks, but he's never
helped me with the lights. And then we were a
team and dud, we killed it. It's great. Amy's trying
to get our house done. Yeah. So, so I have
an idea. So my family would like to as a present,

(01:08:38):
as a Christmas present, helped put your lights up for you. Yeah, Like,
we'll go. I'll bring the kids, the wife will make
hot hot coco, We'll put Christmas ears on and we'll
do the whole thing for you, okay, but you have
to buy. Yeah, you can help, but you have to
buy the lights and the alpacas and whatever else you
can have. Already have the lamas. I thought they were
a pack as their lamas. They're amazing. I might have

(01:08:58):
to buy more lot the last too at the store though,
And if you want to, we have blowups, like a
blow up snowman, stuff like that that we can put up.
One of my neighbors has Santa like strobe light in
Santa's face goes across the house every time it goes around,
and then it says, we can do that. So as
on right now, we think Amy's getting her kids next week.

(01:09:21):
I still feel you get a message during the show,
okay the last Sunday earlier this morning. Yes, and he
has been the adoption process for five years, five years,
and we asked, is there an update, and she feels
like she's getting her kids in five years not just
to recap this seven years ago and her we're gonn

(01:09:44):
trying to have kids. Then they couldn't have a kids,
and they tried to adopt domestically and they kept moving.
Then they went on a mission trip and then it's
been five years with these kids and she thinks next
week is when they're going to be here. Wow, yeah,
I really do. It's like the finale of Friends, you know,
whole saga, like you want to see what's next. But

(01:10:04):
it's been quiet the run here a frustration of like
joy so many Yeah, I was thinking of all the
times that join and so frustrated and crying, and now
it's finally happening. So it's fine. All that is they're
coming from Haiti. They don't and and the first thing
they seeze your house, I'll lit up with a big

(01:10:24):
snowman and al packers. They're not going to know what
to think about Christmas. I know they have Jesus over there, yes, okay,
uh huh they and they have Santa they do. Yeah.
So they still, like at the Orphanage, there's the every
year they celebrate Christmas and so they have a concept
of that. But then again like, yeah, coming to our house,
like I'm gonna have to explain to them it's not
like this year round. Yeah, there's I watched this movie

(01:10:49):
called The Big Sick and this kind of like the
first time he ever came to America was on Thanksgiving
and he saw the Macy's Day parade. It was like,
that's what he thought every day in America was like.
And he was like, Americas couch I ever seen. It
was like it was just floating down the road. So,
you know, I was also reading the story on Reddit
and I was laughing my butt off because you remember

(01:11:10):
that show Punked. Oh yeah, yeah, so I had to
cut you with prank people. And so they were pranking
Zach Brath who was in Scrubs. Everyone familiar was like, breath, yes, okay.
So he just got like a new Ferrari or some
really expensive car. And the punked was they were spray
paying the outside of his car and he walked out
in the liquor store and there were kids spray painting

(01:11:31):
I was car and he runs and he tackles the
person and starts beating them up, like literally, it was
a twelve year old that they had hired to do it.
But Zach BB beat up a twelve year old like
he wouldn't. He was just beating up and he was like,
it was dark and I thought he was spray paint
in my car. And they thought they could get the
kid away from him, but he didn't. He caught him
and beating him up, and they had to edit it
out of the show. Oh, they can't show a twelve

(01:11:53):
year old getting beat up on. Zach Brath beat up
a twelve year old, And I couldn't say that I
disagree with him because he didn't know. But I laughed
so hard. You kids before in the movie theater, Oh,
I'd about to fight somebody was a movie. I was
watching them. But you want to take me off. Two things.
I didn't maintenance on a golf course, so hit a
golf ball onto me. I get fired up. Eddie see

(01:12:15):
me almost fighting scene. It's terrible. Oh, I will go
I'll go back to them alone, yes, back like like ay.
I did maintenance on a golf course for so long,
and I saw so many people get hit with golf balls,
like us out there just breaking traps, weeding, mowing greens.
In these rich country club people want to hit on.
That's with golf balls. I go after them with golf clubs.

(01:12:37):
People hit on it have to go by myself. I'll
pull a golf club out. I'll fight him that ticks
me off. And talking in a movie, Yeah, don't talk
in a movie. And I was watching I was watching
a movie once over. Beside me. This dude as adult man,
large adult man, would not be quiet, and I was like, hey,

(01:12:57):
here you going on again. I was like, hey, it's
nice again. I was saying, hey, if you don't shut up,
I'm gonna come over there. Whoa And they shut up
and it's dark so you couldn't see. Yeah, yeah, I know,
big I not you just sound like a big adult man.
Lights came up. It's like eleven year old show. I

(01:13:20):
still thought you get jump in the parking lot though
by the group A. Yeah, so there was that's a thing.
Amanda and Arkansas. Hello, Hi, how are you? Hey, how
are you doing? I'm great. I'm so excited to get through.
I've never been through before. Welcome to the show. Thank
you for calling. Yes, so we are coming to see
you and say it though on Saturday. Yeah, the raging

(01:13:41):
idiots boom Oklahoma City on Friday night and then Fayetteville.
We're doing a two shows and they both sold out
on Saturday. Yes, we're actually doing the three o'clock show.
My kind my ten year old daughter, she loves you.
Oh well, I can't wait to see you. Hopefully I
have a football coach by then you know what I mean,
celebrate that together. But yeah, if you want to come,
Fabelle sold out both shows. But if you're an Oklahomas

(01:14:03):
city and you want to come Raging Idiots dot Com
Friday night, but yeah, I can't. I can't wait to
see it. That'd be fun. I to stop hitting the table.
I get so into stories that I start hitting the
table like this. This sound weird on the radio. Well,
listeners will tweet me sometimes ago, please stop hitting the table. Okay,
I thought it was a good sound effect. Yeah, bothers then, yes,
I'm listeners and it bothers listeners to when I do this,

(01:14:23):
Like I'll be talking and I'll go oh yeah, and
they're like, hey, dude, we get it. You use paper.
What do they get? I know that's what I get
for keeping a real Yeah. Top five downloaded shows. Number
five Doctor Who I haven't seen episode of that is
that the new one with the guy that is Charlotte Holmes. Yeah.

(01:14:47):
Number four is The Big Bang Theory, which is a
good show. I mean, I know people like to hate
on it, it's a good show. Number three is The
Walking Dead Rick and Morty Number two, and then number
one Game of Thrones. Wow, I don't see any I
haven't watched any of those. What's your go to show? Eddie?
This is us? Right now? This is us. I watched

(01:15:08):
it every week. I'm still kind of disinterested. I'm like
four episodes back. Really, I just finished The Stranger Things,
that whole thing, and then I finished I did Punish Her,
which is good. Um, I got a few episodes that
was the season Punisher was It's over, and then I
gotta have two episodes back I'm walking dead. What's your
go to showing me? Um? Well, I'm pretty much on

(01:15:29):
hold on the Nie Show untill after Christmas. By the way,
Amy's supposed to be getting her kids next week? Is
that a five year adoption process? Like next week? And
I'll figure. I was like, Amy, you get the kids
when ratings are over, Like, can we not install the
South ntil January. I'm just saying, here we go five
years and she brings them in after ratings are over. Amy,

(01:15:50):
you might want to consider that team player about it.
Oh my gosh, you's pile of store. I love the
national days. Some we pay attention to, attention to, some not.
But today is National Cookie Day. And do you know
America's favorite cookie. I mean chocolate chip, it's gotta be Nope,

(01:16:11):
and then that's a lie sneaker doodle. No, no, no,
think of a brand. Guys, Well, you're all wrong, and
let's just keep guessing. She's like guys, girls cookies. Okay,
that is the number one cookie. It's everybody's favorite, and
anybody guilty of eating an entire row of oreos. Yeah,

(01:16:35):
when I was twelve. In case you're curious, there's thirteen
oreos per row. I do like them with milk. I
do like and I like warm chocolate cookies and milk.
So that's your favorite. Like, if you soy is not
the biggest, I would think that's the biggest. Maybe it
used to be. Oreo is amazing. Plus they come out
with all those crazy flavors all the time that make
you want to go buy them. They're smart, that's the goal.

(01:16:58):
It's also jay Z's birthday today. Oh, it's national jay
Z's birthday. No, it just is. We're watching rappers get old,
which is weird because there you know, there haven't. Rap
wasn't mainstremely super huge until we started listening to hip
Hope Young, I want to be young, so, oh my goodness,

(01:17:26):
did you see the doctors that got a patient and
but tattooed on the patients like chest area said do
not resuscitate. It is like on the neck and said
do not resusitate. So they were confused. Was this a
tattoo just making a statement like being funny? Yeah, because
often like a specific bracelet that you wear it says
do not resuscitate, So doctors know if you have this

(01:17:48):
bracelet on. But this was a whole different thing. So
they were like faced with a decision to make what
they do. They opted not to resuscitate. They did to
the end of the story that was his favorite band,
do not resusitate? Your kidding, That's not true. I mean
it could have been like that really could have been
a thing. That's why it was an evaluation was made

(01:18:11):
by the Ethics Council World Tour. I know that's crazy.
I saw it too. It was like, I don't know
what I would have done. And because I'm not a doctor,
bear I would Okay, what would you do? I would
have resussitated, because you just don't lose. If you bring
someone back to life, you tell him. You don't know
if he got that spring break or not like seventy

(01:18:33):
years old man, because if he if you bring him back,
he can sue you for not for not complying. Yeah,
that's what I'm saying. So like that, it's a it's
a weird situation. That's like when someone breaks in your house,
they say if you shoot them, kill them. Because if
they break in and you shoot them and you don't
kill them, you've heard that he needed to say, like

(01:18:55):
do not resusitate? Like for real? Did you see the
pizza delivery guy underline speaking of shooting? He was delivering pizza.
Someone called him and these two guys tried to rob
pizza delivering man, pulled out a gun, killed him, got him. Wow,
where was that? And the pizza man was are you

(01:19:22):
you order the pizza? Leng st Louis. Pizza delivering driver
shoots and kills man who attempts to rob him. Wow, Wow,
that's that's crazy. And boss, why you shouldn't have gone
after that person that stole your stuff the other day
or whenever? Yeah, next up? Okay, So Christmas time it

(01:19:47):
is supposed to be about spreading joy and love and happiness,
but these millennials, which is sort of us and maybe
younger people. They're like totally right on that line. People
were pulled and they said they would just rather skip
the entire Christmas season because I don't want to deal
with buying gifts or people. So let's just stop and

(01:20:09):
not because I'm just I'm just sad a happy season.
I like buying gifts. That's not why from Okay, then
why is it? I just told you I don't have
any I'm just a sad sad time for him, Like
I just go, I'm just by myself the whole time. Oh,
we have abandoned studio to one to three farscal. It's

(01:20:36):
expensive to all day today that love Christmas, and I
think is that it or to have one more? I
think you're done. Oh that's good. I'd wrap it up,
are youkay? That's my pile. That was Amy's Kyle of Stories.
Tomorrow Early sugar Land comes in. It performs. Also Garth

(01:21:00):
comes in tomorrow, so it'll be a big Tuesday on
the biggest Tuesdays. We've had a long time. Garth sugar
Land back together, Gartha sugar Line are together now for sure.
When yeah, we're gonna go go to Bobby Bones dot com.

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