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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Everybody transmitted across America. This is a show. Welcome to
Thursday's show, morn and morn and morning. And yesterday we
were talking about what you do and you're proud of it,
but people judge you for it. And mine was like,

(00:23):
I always say, Home Alone's not a Christmas movie. People
judge me. I don't think Christmas movie. I think it's
a movie that's Chris Christmas in it. Amy Vogers, Oh
my power walk with my handweights and people were like,
you know, I'd love my three year old dress. However,
she wants people to judge me, and I don't care.
So I like these stories. And people were back on
today Kayla and St. Louis, Hi, Kayla, people judge you

(00:44):
for what. Um, I judge all the time. And I
am called an American because I do not eat steak, ribs,
pork shops, uh, pretty much anything like that. You vegetarian? No, No,
I love chicken the bones spot on a bone just
on American? Uh no from from American. Yeah, they don't

(01:04):
like red meat. Maybe I don't like it. I think
it's just a texture thing. I just I severely dislike it. Um,
just like burgers that are like too thick. It's wrong.
I'm judging you right now. I don't want to. I
don't I don't want to. No, no, I don't want
I don't want to judge you at all. But I
am hey that No, seriously, thank you for waking up

(01:24):
a calling. I's really appreciate. I appreciate you. You You know
the texture thing with food is funny because that's a
thing forever. I didn't like, uh not avocado, but a
right is that called wangomole? And so I like it
was just like it tastes like alien. Yeah, it's weird.
I still don't like it. Good you don't like I

(01:46):
don't eat it. I'll eat an avocado, but I won't
eat Wacamolexican dude, I know that that okay, dang, So
now you like glacamole though I like wagomole. Hey, Heather rong,
he appreciate you calling. We're good. So people judge you
for what being overly strict, they say on my kids,

(02:09):
m how overly strict? Um. I don't care if I'm
in the grocery store or out to dinner. If my
kids going to be a little heathing, I will spank
him right there. I'm not going to take him to
the bathroom. I'm not going to take him outside. I'm
not going to suit him down and be like this
is what you need to do. She's going to be

(02:30):
corrected immediately. Did you say heathen? Yeah, my grandma's called
me a heathen. My mother called me. And because you're
like usually you won't stop talking, you know. Heathen. Yeah,
that's funny. That's a Southern thing. I think the word heathen.
I'm not from the South. Where are you from, Iowa?

(02:50):
But you live Rawley? Now? Yeah, yeah, Well, I appreciate
your calling. Thank you very much, and thanks for listening
to show. I appreciate you. I listened to you every
morning and I appreciate you. Thank you very much. Recognizing
people doing cool things. Little girl named a Miya goes
to Hayden Meadows Elementary School and she had heard about

(03:12):
other kids that had lunch money debt. She's six years old,
and she was like, well, that doesn't seem fair because
all of her lunches are paid for by your mom
and dad. They have enough money to cover their lunches.
So she didn't quite understand. Her and her sister made
elimonade for lunch. Stand. They raised money for the lunches
by making Eliminate stand in their neighborhood and they made

(03:36):
forty bucks in a day and they paid it towards
the debt. Again, this is a six year old who
can keep the money and buy candy. And then she
was like, I want to keep going, and so she
did it for a week and raise six hundred dollars,
donated it for kids lunch. To think about being six
and to have a hundred dollars you could buy the
world because you felt like you're trying to buy a

(03:58):
car at six. Most kids or not, sometimes they can
be more selfish. And for her, I have the idea
of like that there's a need and she could do
something to fill it. That's cool, Eddie. Would your kids
donate that money? Nothing against my kids, but no, they'd
keep it. They'd buy like a ten thousand piece of
Lego set. That's right. Yeah, So I see you, I

(04:18):
see you, Bobby Bones show. It's producer Raymond at more
than twenty troops and five Navy ships or helping Florida
with relief efforts. They brought fuel, food and water to
the residents to help out. Go to Red Cross Dot
Org and other news and sports Congrats to the Cleveland
Indians wins in a row. That's the most wins in

(04:39):
a row ever by an American League team. And finally,
eight days until the I Heart Radio Music Festival in
Las Vegas, Nevada. Tickets are sold out, but you can
still win your way in just listen to the radio.
The big debate yesterday was how do you feel about
wearing socks to bed? Okay, with it? You do it? Yeah,

(04:59):
it's it depends if I'm really feeling kind of cold
and my feet can get really cold, so yeah, I
do it. Lost. If my husband wants to play footsteas,
I have to have socks on because his feet are
so gross. Does he want to play footsias? Probably not,
but like that's what you do in the play foot seas.
I don't know. Sometimes he like once, I don't know.

(05:21):
I don't know. I'm absolutely no socks, guys ever ever,
no socks, Like I need to have as little long
as possible when I go to bed, especially no socks. Okay,
so worryn lunchbox break this tie. No socks. I don't
wear anything in the bed. Oh gosh, yeah, I'm bund

(05:44):
naked all night. You and your wife split covers, though
you have different covers. I have a different blanket than her. See,
I can't sleep without a comfort or regardless of how
hot it is. I mean, it can be sweaty, and
I still have to sleep with a blanket or comforter,
like more than a sheet. But but nothing, no, no socks.
That's crazy so too. And by the way, I saw

(06:05):
a picture of Lunchboxes nightstand in a tweet that he
posted about his alarm clock. He's like, this is my
alarm clock, and it's like straight from the eighties, like
Miami advice. But his nightstand is so disgusting. Look at it.
It's just piled up, piled up, just garbage. I don't
know how you do it. I I don't know how your
wife does it, because she must be dirty too. It's

(06:25):
my nightstand. She lives there. Show all right, Time for
your positivity here for Thursday. This is our segment called
tell Me Something Good. Oh man, get this one here.
So the guy's name is Bob, and him and his
fourteen year old son and their buddies, we're going down

(06:45):
a boat ramp back in the truck in and so
they're going down and he put it in park and
he's like, what happened? They started filling around with it,
put it in neutral, didn't realize the neutral gets underneath
the truck. The truck rolls onto the side of his
head and his head it's like used as like a
wedge and it's holding the truck up and it's like,
oh no, no, yeah, it pinned him to the concrete.

(07:08):
The dad was falling in and out of consciousness. The
kids all jumped up and left the truck up. He
regained consciousness. They called nine one one ends up coming
out of thing unharmed. But the kids basically lifted the
truck off of his head. Three teenage kids and the
guy has no brain damage. That's crazy. Got me with

(07:30):
that one, Yeah, I got me with that one. It's like, wow, Amy,
what do you have? Well, this is the luckiest kid
never He wedged his way into a guy's house through
an open window or something and was just waiting there
for the owner to get home. And the owner was like, what,
what's this cat waiting for me? And instead of just
tossing out to the streets, took it to the vet.
Steve was micro chipped. Was it decided to adopt the
cat and has named him Lil Gatto Eddie. Is that

(07:53):
like little cat? That's exactly what there was. This couple
they got married, so they decided to take a honeymoon
to Rhoda Island. While they were on their honeymoon, the
woman lost her engagement ring and her wedding ring. She
was devastated and they were telling their waitress about it,
so she put it on the neighborhood bulletin. The community
raised enough money and bought her a new ring from

(08:15):
the bulletin. Yeah, I love bulletins. I want more bulletins around.
Like back in the day boltons were awesome. Big Boss
reached out to me and said, Hey, that Raging Idiot
song Nomastate could be a radio hit. It's like, but
you need to add more country to it. Well, this
is the real version, but it had we've added a
little more country to it. I'm playing a little bit,
but I mean you can download this straight. This This

(08:36):
is namasta from the Raging Idiots Here in the Morning
and the suit that I was born in. Go while
you laughing at me, Come on, baby, what my khakis?
I'm running late. Need to beat it like Jackson. But
you're kind of distraction because I can't style watching you

(09:00):
showing me your sudvice and the like the best looking
bad influence I have so probably oughtn't hit the rope.
But now I'm a stay. Ain't no why I'm about
to leave you in a puzzle Lola floor like that.
You're looking a little lowly on that back. I should
be saying goodbye. I might lose my child, and now

(09:22):
I'm staying. Come on then and let me jump in
on the stretches. You'll do it. I mean, it's do that.
I don't know nothing bout your gat all. Probably gotta
hit the road. But now I'm mistake. Not now I'm mistaking.
I'm now I'm astating y'all trying to be responsible, but

(09:44):
you're making it impossible in the spandex pants, looking up
flexibulling you down. Now I'm a steak. Ain't no way
I'm about to leave you in the puzzle Lota floor
like that. You're looking a little lowly on that. I
should be saying goodbye. I'll lose my job. Come over,

(10:08):
stretches you'll do I don't let them by hit the row.
I'm so the country version of that country it isn't
Anique country up. It's coming up in a bit. Okay,
we've done a lot of work. I ain't gonna like it,
but that's the version I'm like. I stand by that

(10:29):
version from Nashville in Hollywood's thirty second Skinny. So, as
of yesterday morning, the Hand in Hand telethon had raised
forty four million for hurricane victims. We went from like
fourteen point five million too. Now they've tallied up all
the numbers to forty four millions. So when we were leaving,
they said, hey, people are gonna keep calling. So we've

(10:50):
stayed afterwards and people kept calling, and they kept calling
all throughout the night, like you let the phones open
and the text messages. Yeah, So not only did it
catch up, the people continue to donate to after that number.
So yeah, it's a lot and they should keep donating.
Pretty amazing. George Straight has released Hand in Hand T
shirts since we're on that. They're nice looking. All the
proceeds will benefit the Hurricane Harvey Relief Fund, and you

(11:13):
could get yours by hitting up George Straight dot com.
Can you auction on the one he was wearing? That
would be awesome. I thought I saw that they were
just talking about these and like you bought your own
George straight T shirt. I was like he was wearing
unking off that whole outfit he had on his black
belt cowboy hat. Okay, George was looking George that night.
I love him. I've watched it close up and I

(11:35):
took a video of it, and I rewatched my video
likes good, just DVRT and watched. I think I have
that plays out. I'm amy, that's your thirty seconds, Guinney
s today. This story comes to us from Braintree, Massachusetts.
The senior class at Braintree High School. I thought they'd

(11:56):
be really funny and parked their cars diagonally, so the
juniors had nowhere to park, take up the whole parking lot. Well,
one of the juniors got mad, called police and police
issued nine seventy five dollars in parking tickets because they
were parked illegally. Dang senior prank backfired. Boom. Yeah, I

(12:17):
wonder if he gets beat up. I don't know, but
you know what I mean, Like, I'm sure he does.
Kind of totally. Oh man off lunch box. That's your
bone head story of to day. That could be a
double bone Head and about twenty four hours wow, I

(12:37):
was talking to t J from Brothers Osborne, the guy
without the beard. Yeah, and he lives next door to Amy,
and said, hey, man, could I seen him a few
weeks And so we were talking. He talks like this, Yeah,
we're talking, and I say, Amy hit a car in
front of your house and it was like bad. I
don't know. Somebody has like twelve cars that lives around there.
Why don't anybody and I live And I was like yeah.

(12:59):
He goes, what's what's happening with Amy? And I was like,
what do you mean? So once you get porta potties
in her back yard, it's convenient, you know, ind incase
anybody needs to use my outbout by alls And I
don't know, well I have we're building a garage right now. Uh.

(13:20):
And I've never had a garage before. This is gonna
be really exciting, like a full like two car garage.
And there's so much work going on. I guess the
guys felt like they needed a porter potty and I'm like, guys,
you could just knock on the door and come inside
and use it. But I guess it's like, you know,
part of construction, like there's some by law like if
we have this much work going on or whatever, we

(13:41):
gotta put a porter potty in. So it just looks
really classy back there. When what's up with that porter
pottle Tai? How long is it gonna be there? A
couple of months? Wow, I don't know. We got some
delays garage you building, jay Leno. No, Oh my goodness.

(14:04):
This project has been in the works for like a year.
The newest trend arm pit tattoos. People are getting their
tattoos right in their armpit. Within the past month, thousands
of photos have been posted to Instagram with the hashtag
armpit tattoo. I've seen some flowers and some dogs and
some spiderwebs. Amy saw somebody with cocakes under both of

(14:26):
her under art in real life at yoga. Every time
she lifted her arms up, it was craming a cupcake
and I was like, I want to come. No, it
was really pretty. I had cherry on top. Two tattoo
artist worn that is a very painful location. Like think
if I just pinching your armpit, how much that would hurt?
Much less that you have tattoos on my right arm?

(14:47):
On the inside of my form on the outside, and
Amy told me it's one of the most google things
about me, Like what does it mean? Yeah, I saw that.
I was like looking up some stuff and it was
came up, what does Bobby bones h H mean? And
it was when you first, because you got the h
H first, and then it has the pH after that.
So h H is my grandmother and her name was Hazel,

(15:10):
and pH is my mom and her name is Pam.
And neither one of them were alive anymore. So I
put them on my arm and it's on the inside
of my form, like you know that crease in the
middle where your arm bins your elbow, So it's from
like right there down and then on the other side
of my arm is the state of Arkansas. And it's
not blackout or is it black tape. It's because I
was gonna get us the outline, but then you can't

(15:30):
really see it. It does look like some marker. She
just colored that bad. Well I'm pretty hardcore and I
was like colored it's one of those. So Hazel is
such a cute name. I feel like, if you ever
have a daughter, you need to name their daughter after
your grandma. I always felt like it was a very
grandmothering name. It's now coming back. Yeah, if it just
heads up, if you have a daughter, do it. I'm

(15:51):
just really obsessed with naming a kid after a Game
of Thrones. What are those names? Yeah, yeah, yeah, there
are a lot of so, you know, mother of Dragon
Yeah yeah yeah. So I'm not having any kids right now, yeah,
order that. Oh yeah, but I guess you are going
to adopt too. Older boys? Yeah, like four and seven,

(16:13):
just start off right there, perfect trained telling you pretty
amazing the fact that my kids already now to use
the bathroom and I didn't have anything to do with this.
So lucky police in New Jersey so that two babies
were delivered by the same three officers and the same
burger king two days in a row. The police department

(16:36):
tweeted that three patrol officers delivered a baby on Friday
at this burger King, then again happened on Saturday at
the same Burger King. That's crazy. People just go into
this burger king to have babies. I don't know, but
like line them up. The same officers twenty five hours
later responded to the same Burger King parking lot to

(16:58):
oliver a second baby. Wo wonder if there's something in
those burgers making those women go into labor the ut
My mom said a jalapeno burger when she was pregnant
with me sent her into labor. Ye, do you believe that?
I don't know. That's what she told me. Lunchbox said
he helped deliver a baby. Once we put him on
the lie detector, he was lying, I was at the

(17:20):
post office and I didn't deliver the baby. I held
the woman's hand as we were because she went in.
The water broke right there, and by the time E. M.
S Got there, the baby was out. And the L
detector said, really, he has a lot of big stories,
and we would bring the LT detector and he claims
he wants to shark gate his paddle boat and lie.
I mean, listen, you can't take that to court. If

(17:42):
we went to court, I could get up on the
stand and I would be able to testify exactly That's
what I'm saying. So if it's not admissible in court,
do I really believe it? No? Because they're like, which
is more than that's a lot. Yeah, it's better than
like marit. So that's a lie. The delivery was a lie.
He also had a story about a ghost trapping him
in a closet. Even all that definitely Deely fake news

(18:07):
for ten years. Dude, the ghost it pushed me in
the closet at my buddy's house that lives a little kid.
Ghost to fake news. If you want to look better
in pictures, here's a trick. Take the top of your
tongue and push it to the roof of your mouth,
and when you smile, it takes the double chin away
because he takes you stick your neck out long at

(18:29):
your neck and your jaw and yeah, yeah, thatser. Just
go downhill first, next next, Like on Snapchat, there's filters.
It filters your face, well doesn't filter your necks, and
your face looks all young, and then my neck looks
all old. And I'm like, well, I can't do that
filter until they filter, until they up their game. They really,

(18:50):
I mean, I can't do filters because they really need
to start including the neck. And just about two minutes,
we'll see the most romantic things the guys have done
on the show for their women recently, which I'm addressed
it to know. Yeah, the thing that most adults have
been common in America is sixty percent of people say
that what what do you think? They all blank? This

(19:11):
is not never gonna get it. Huh. They all need something.
Sixty percent of adults needs something. No, their first cup
of coffee within an hour of waking up, because apparently
I don't drink coffee, but I'll have like a cha Yeah,

(19:32):
it's even it's like they but apparently people don't feel
like they're real self until they get their coffee. Then
then then they're not their real self or is it
just that morning cloud going away faster? Yeah, because you
don't have that cloud over you when you wait. Yeah,
because my lasts about six hours. Like as soon as
it shows over, I'm so funny. Yeah yeah, like when
I'm going home, the clouds is now like lifting off

(19:54):
of me. If we started this show about three pm,
it would be awesome. Man, I don't even know what
this company didn't even know what their sing. So yeah,
most people need coffee when they wake up. Starbucks got
us all. And this is that Thomas Rehet song Unforgettable.
I saw that Thomas rented out of theater. He took

(20:16):
his wife. They played Harry Potter and they had like margaritis.
So he's been on the road for a week do
an album promotion, hasn't been there. She would take care
of the kids, so he rented out of home. I
don't even know. I'm like, running out of theater would
cost well, people talk about dad because my girlfriend's out
on toward Brad Paisley and he's running out of theater

(20:37):
a couple of times, like after shows. I mean, how
much of her cost? Yeah, they did to pay for
every seat, like ten bucks a seat. Yeah, I went
to a birthday party. Junior had a birthday party where
the whole some parent invite of the whole class. But
I'm saying, I don't know that you know that if
they cost every so we don't say yeah, because it
was like a lot of people. So I don't know

(20:57):
what that would cost one and then two that as
a cool move, Like I used to read about rock
stars running out theme parks and Michael Jackson running theme park?
How much would that cost? Man already awesome to be
able to do that. It's like our version of that.
The normal person, like what's in a table at the
pro Yo place nobody else? You make your own reserve

(21:22):
side and put it there. So most romantic thing that
you've done for your girl or your wife in the past.
I don't know a few months, what comes to mind, Eddie.
You've been married fourteen years. Fourteen years. We had gone
to Key West about a couple of months ago, and
we hadded a Cuban place, and my wife talked all
about it. So when we got back, I went to
the store, got some plantains and I tried to recreate

(21:44):
the dish that we had at that restaurant. Yeah, it
was a food good. The one I'm in it was decent,
But that doesn't matter. I'm just telling you it's all
about effort. I haven't put Cuban music on. That's awesome, lunchbox.
What's the must romantic thing you've done for your wife
and married? About two years now? Oh man, Mr romance
over here. She's been working hard at a new job.

(22:07):
And so I went up to the sales department and
I got a gift card to the massage place, and
I gave her a free massage. You gave her a
massage your card for from the sales well, I gave
her a card to go to the massage place. Got it? Okay?
You thought about did? She asked you to do that. No, no, no,
she just talked about how man, I'm stressed out. Work's

(22:28):
been hard, and so I was gonna get a really
nice card and you know, put it in there and
leave it on her pillow. But then I didn't get
time to go the grocery shore, so I just get
her a card. It's still a thing. Hey, Raymond, you
and you're going with dating for a while. Yeah, what's
in must romany thing you've done? Pretty basic? I would
say I gave her a little coupon for a thirty

(22:49):
minute foot rub, and I also include scratching, and I
do like a little it's also a cleaning small soap
her feet to say, you scratch her feet, clean our
feet and rub our feet. Yeah, and it's like thirty minutes.
It's a pretty intense thing. And you give her a
Raymond coupon, Yeah, so sure to use it. It's expired now,
but if so, she just says, I'd like to use
my coupon now, and that's it, and so then we

(23:09):
know she used it and then maybe another one comes
along down the road. All right, Okay, something Bobby, what
you've been in a relationship for a while A while? Yes,
I would say the most romantic thing is probably I
think I've seen my girlfriend a total of about twenty
four hours in the past three weeks, so probably I

(23:32):
don't know. No, I don't know, like no, I don't
nothing nothing, I mean hanging out. We don't even see
each other. She was at the house for like ten
hours the other night and it was like come over
with sleep that was it, woke up and then she
left again. So how how are you feel? Like, does
it feel like what are you all doing to keep

(23:52):
it boyfriend and girlfriend? Ish? I don't know, we don't.
I don't know's that's just it's just an understanding, Like
so you want to see you, isn't a mutual understanding? Yeah,
it's just difficult because like last night romantic, Like I'm shocked.
We tried to talk on FaceTime last night. She was
at the airport flying from Detroit and they're going to

(24:15):
she lands today and then immediately goes to Florida because
she's s plent with Paisley in Tampa, and so it's like,
I don't I don't see her. But I mean, I
guess what's going on right now? You're Mr romance If
there's no time for romance. I don't even see her,
but you have to make time name. I can't make
her time. She's gone or I'm going. I get it

(24:37):
like she comes on, I go on the road. I
was in New York in l A for a week,
so so the relationship is going great. Never been better.
Man nailed it. Yeah, but again, one day, you know,
I'll be able to buy a theater and then I'll
go buy myself and tell he how good it was. Yeah. Yeah,

(24:58):
so I got nothing. I got nothing right now rent
it out? Yeah yeah. I run a theater for like Ray,
you wanna go, I give you a coup on one
movie theater. Put a blond wig on. You can act
like Leny No Bobby Bobby Bone. I got a text

(25:19):
from one of our big, big, big bosses last night,
like ten pm, and it was like call me ten pm.
I was all right, right, and then I missed a
call like ten fifteen PM. All I see is call
me in a miscall at ten fifteen pm. So for
sure I don't know what, but for sure I'm in
trouble or something's going on, like something, no idea, I
can't call him this early in the morning. It said

(25:41):
call me and then a miscall like might be fired. Guys,
I'm just you know, show I want to tell you
the story. Then come back to it because I think
some callers will have a lot to say. But an
eighth grader was suspended after doing quote the right thing.
Thomas Ross Jr. Or teen years old. He said he

(26:01):
used his knife to help his dad open hi a
cardboard box and they set up a futon. The night
before he went to school and he put in his
back pocket of his shorts. So he then where's the
same shorts of school? The next day realize that during
second period the knife was still in his pocket, so
he goes, hey, I need to go to the office.

(26:21):
He told the secretary and the principle that he had
accidentally brought a pocket knife to school. It's like I
got pocketknife here. He was given a three day suspension
and a citation. Okay, and I feel something bumping on
my pocket. I think, oh, I left my knife in

(26:42):
my pocket. So there's a story. Aim your thoughts, um,
he did the right thing. He should not be suspended
if if he's telling the truth, I mean, I'm giving
him the I'm believing what he's saying. So he should
not be suspended. He turned himself in. Our phone number
is eight seven seven seventy seven. Bobby, let me ask

(27:03):
you a question. If you commit a crime and you
turn yourself in it. I was just about to just
to expand on that, because it's not like he stole
something and then felt like it was wrong and then
went back and turned himself in. He legit how to
a reason why he had the knife with him. It's
not like he's like, I'm gonna be a rebel, I'm
going to take a knife to school and then I'm
gonna turn myself in. He was doing something with his
dad where he accidentally had it with him and then

(27:26):
he turned himself in. So I'm completely opposite of you.
He deserves it three days, suspen. Why, well, if you
break the rule accidentally or not, you have to pay
the price for it. So if I accidentally take a
gun to the airport, of course you go to jail. Yes,
that's it. Yes, thank you. If the rules you can't

(27:46):
take a knife to school, you can't take a knife
to school, because what happens is if someone else has
a knife at school four months later and they're like,
well no, no, whoa you let Jimmy. I was with
my grandpa. We would cleaning fish and I was about
to come turning it. But it's turn himself in. It
doesn't matter. No no, no credit for turning yourself Yeah, credit,
and the credit is going to be They're probably going

(28:06):
to let him have his assignments there. There's a lot
of things in life, but the rules. There's a rule
that's said. I know it's a rule, but it's a mistake,
and you pay for mistakes in life, and sometimes it's
not fair. I hated the kid forgot, but sometimes when
you forget, you forget to use your turn signal foregone.
When you forget your homework, you don't get turned into light.

(28:29):
So the three days suspension is right. He could have
made the decision not turn himself in. Then he runs
the risk of getting caught. But Rory runs the risk
of not turning himself in and then not getting caught
and then going home and realizing and then never getting
suspended for three days, right, And that have been a
thing too, because if you speed and don't get caught,
do you go turn yourself in? Nope? Okay, they have

(28:49):
to suspend him. Returning myself in Earth Day. Yeah, you
have to suspend him because it's in it says you
can't bring If it says you can't bring a knife
of school, you can't in n school. You know, we
turn itself in. But I mean, I see what you're saying,
and you're right quick, I know. But if you had
a case agreeing with me or a point, I'd be like, Okay,

(29:11):
I'm right again. I'd be the worst juror ever. But
you're right. Other kids could just start using it as
an excuse and that's not right. They have to set
their foot down. That's correct. That's my opinion. Hello, you're
on the air. What's happening? You're on the air? What
you name Buddy Tyler? Tyler? What do you want to
say by this? I think that it goes with the

(29:32):
same thing as a consuming carry permit or having a
weapon like a near vehicle and you get pulled over,
cop comes out to your car, the first thing you
say is I have a leason at very end on
the steering wheel. You're pretty much telling on yourself for
the better of the other people. The only problem with

(29:55):
that is you're allowed to have that weapon. Yeah, this
kid wasn't allowed to have a knife at school, pure
like you're allowed if you say, officer, just so you know,
I have a gun on the gollbox and I have
I'm legally able to do this, but I want you
to know that's illegal. This kid was completely in the
wrong for having a knife accidentally or not. The only
way would be the same thing is if you didn't
have a concealed carrey permit and you're like, officer, I'm

(30:16):
carrying a weapon, and then you still you know what
you're trying and drove over that. I appreciate the call.
I thought that story was interesting. He's a kid, he's
not six, and even then you go arrest the parents.

(30:43):
So the story goes like this. This eighth grader when
to school, was like, oh, no, I have a knife
in my pocket. So he goes in, goes principle, goes,
I have a knife in my pocket. School will say
you cannot have a weapon at school, like no ifs ands,
but no knife. So they suspend him for three days
even though he turned himself in. Or have the debate
like should he have been suspended? And so a lot

(31:03):
of callers on the phone to want to talk about it,
like Jennifer and Virginia. Jennifer, you're on the air. What
do you think about this? As a parent, I know
I'd be frustrated if my child took a weapon to school,
whether it was an accident or not. But I actually
teach in Chantilly, Virginia, and this kid's lucky. He got
off with a three day suspension. He could have been

(31:24):
expelled from full You're right, you bring a weapon, you
can be expelled. That's a good point to um, I
mean not. And again he did turn himself in. But
as I said, if you do it wrong and you
turn yourself in, that doesn't mean you get any extra credit.
Like you still messed up. And I know the circumstances
the situation. I wouldn't be a very good law enforce sir. Yeah,

(31:46):
you'd be like, how big that knife? One day and
you can come in from half of it. Yes, that's
a good point. Thank you very much for calling the show.
I really appreciate that. Let's go over to Dylan. Dylan
and went and Salem high him. You're on the air,
way you think about this? My opinion is this? I mean,
I agree that there should be some punishment with a detention,

(32:07):
something along those lines. The spension goes on the transcripts,
it reflects poorly when you know he gets to you know,
college level, because they're gonna go back and look at
it and go, okay, well you were suspending it for
three days. Why would you spend it. And even though
he turned himself in, I mean, he he's being it
was an accident, and I know that, you know, you
should still be punished for it. But at this, like

(32:32):
I said, at the same time, I mean, you're you're
affecting his uh transcripts, which you know reflects laid it
on the road, not just at the time of the punishment,
not to mention, it also causes other students that may
have made the same mistake. I ain't turning myself in
now because they gave him a three day suspension. I
wouldn't turn myself in. I'll get rid of it. Throwing

(32:54):
the woods. No, listen, I understand your point, and I
disagree with it, but I understand it. Appreciate you calling.
It's just the rule said no weapons at school. He
brought a weapon to school and who knows again four
assigning stories to it. What if a kid was about
to tell on him? And he's like oh no, no, no,
you know, we all know what if he was showing
it off, the real rule says no weapons at school.

(33:17):
If he genuinely wouldn't turn himself in, they probably as humans, said,
we have to suspend you for three days. We hate
that we have to do this. Listen. I grew up
in the South. We went to school poking life. We
had we had guns on our trucks and cars, and
but you can't do that anymore and you show up
with it get in trouble. Is that the same punishment
for someone who just gets busted with the knife three days?

(33:37):
If you have a weapon, you get suspended three days.
Maybe I'm now in the mindset that it shouldn't be
the same punishment of someone that got busted. But you
still get punished, but just in a different way. Oh
like tickled on your feet with feathers not stuff. I
don't know. So hard. I don't like this anymore. Yeah,
it's hard. I have a lot of teachers on they say, listen,

(33:59):
it's because their procedures in place when it comes to weapons,
and it's just that you have a weapon, that's just it.
Because people can always come up with an angress. Thanks
for all the calls, we really appreciate them, even if
we disagree with you, Like Amy disagreed with me and
then she didn't. Now I don't know what she believes,
but still, you know, I like that last caller. I'm
with you. Ever spoke last talking about this eighth grader

(34:19):
went to school the knife. I was like, oh no,
when turn himself in, they said you have a knife.
The rule says if you have a knife, you're suspended.
So he was suspended three days. Christina, And which is all?
What you think about this? Well? I come from I mean,
we're near. We have kids that are out on the farm,
they're working on cattle, they're doing different things. And you know,

(34:43):
my husband is a high school principal and you know
these and sometimes they still have their knife on their belt,
and if he sees it, he just says, hey, you know,
go put that away or whatever. He's very common sense
about it. He knows that the kids aren't there they're
going to try and hurt anybody. He just um tells
them to take care of it. And I feel like
that kid he turned himself in, he wasn't planning to

(35:06):
do anything malicious or harm anybody. I just feel like
sometimes we completely blow things out of proportion. I appreciate
the call in your opinion, the rules got myself then
if it says no weapons, in my heart, it means
no weapons. That's it. And it's also going to keep
other kids from going oops, I better not bring something

(35:26):
accidentally to school because then I will get in trouble
as well. Do I think that they enforced this super
hard on him and he's blocked out in three days
of material, No, I don't. I think they'll use common
sense in that area of you know what, he is suspended,
but let's let him have the assignments and kind of
keep up. So when you're suspended straight up like you
don't you're not supposed to. But in the same way
she's talking about, I think it's you used the common sense,

(35:48):
like you have to suspend him, but use the common
sense of it was an accident. Let's follow the rules,
but give them the benefit of the doubt, okay, because
other kids can be shown up with knives and going
I didn't. Here's my story and I'm sticking to it.
So again, completely understand your point to And I grew
up in Arkansas wherebody had knives and guns, and so

(36:09):
I get it, but you can't just show up places
with knives and guns, even if it's an accident. I say,
they to the other kids. It looks like he's getting
the full, you know, just spension treatment. But on the side,
he gets homework, all the assignments in ice cream. He's

(36:29):
thirty second skinny. So there's a burrito controversy surrounding Jason
al Dean. Okay, so his camp put in a five
dollar order at a burrito place in West Virginia, and
a worker at the place didn't like his tip and
blasted Jason on Twitter. So then he got fired. But
Jason's team would like every to know they had nothing

(36:51):
to do with the firing. The restaurant forbids employees from
tweeting about customers, and they would like everybody to know
they left an appropriate tip and does. Yeah, so that's
the Yeah, it's if you're famous, you have to almost
make sure that you overtip or something like this happens.
That the restaurant kid wasn't wrong. Yeah, if you work
in a place, don't put people on blast. YEA, for sure,

(37:13):
he wasn't wrong. But if you're famous, it's a news story.
If you don't overtip because people expect richer people to
give more. So, yeah, that's a weird thing. I wonder
how knew was audens camp? Did he come in with
Jason's credit cards? Like, you're not Jason LD. I don't
know it's five or the burritos. I don't know. Okay,
So Tyrese posted some messages on Instagram begging The Rock

(37:34):
not to delay Fast nine by making a spinoff movie
about his character, which, hello, whoa, I didn't know they
were working on a spinoff movie about his character, in
which I would totally watch. But obviously Tyrese is like,
don't be selfish here, and he said he didn't want
to go public like this, but The Rock was ignoring
him on private channels. Yeah, I hear the roll. I
didn't get along with that crew, But what do I know.

(37:56):
I've never I've only seen the first one. I liked it.
I've seen them all. I love them all, and I
would fully watch a spin off with The Rock. Yeah,
I don't watch anything with the Rock. I don't watch
Baywatch though I didn't see that one Mike said wasn't good,
So I don't watch Baywatch. The man I dude's ripped up. Yeah.
Have you ever watched his workouts on Instagram? I do
not like when he walked on with chains around his
neck and he's like the rocks A bet. I need

(38:17):
to follow him on, watch him on what's that show
now Ballers or whatever? My husband's watching it. He makes
six episode for that show. It's legit. I'm Amy, that's
your thirty second Skinny and everybody transmitting America show. Something

(38:43):
I saw yesterday, I was debate and talking about it
on the air because it's like, I don't like judging
parents because I'm not one. I want to just tell
you the scenario that I saw and let Eddie your dad. Okay,
I'm interested, Amy, your mom. Your kids aren't here yet. Him.
I know you, I know you are. Give me a minute, Okay.

(39:05):
I need to formulate my thought because I saw something
yesterday and I was like, I need to talk about this,
but I like to give it a little space. Sometimes
I saw something I was like that that might be
a bad parent. I'll tell you in a minute. The morning, Corny,
why don't keyboards sleep? Why don't keyboards sleep because they

(39:27):
have two shifts? Two shifts like you know, like when
you work a double shift, you don't sleep. That's the
worst show she's ever told I don't get. First of all.
First of all, she's not talking about a keyboard musical,
even though we're a music show. I wasn't thinking. I
never once thought of a keyboard musical. I thought of
keyboard computer, two shifts. Like, laughed out loud at that

(39:55):
one in my head. LaunchBox tomorrow, you have control of
the morning, corny. So you I had my keyboard because
they have two ships toward double ships all the time,
and I still slept. To be fair, I mean you
sleep like like I had with white tables. Yeah, okay,
I still had time to sleep ships. Yes, I was.

(40:16):
Now tomorrow, it's so rude. What terrible? Okay, pretty cool story.
She found her mom's wedding dress like in a resell store. Yeah,
it's crazy from like the forties or something. Right back

(40:38):
in two thousand and three. The photos were tucked away
in this storage facility. After Jane's family missed a payment
on the locker, their possessions were auctioned off. Then came
that moment at the antique store in Grand Junction, Colorado.
I remember just clutching my chest and I just said,
oh my gosh, that's my long lots mother. But Jane
was in for an even bigger surprise. The owner of

(41:01):
Robin's Nest Antiques remember purchasing the photo along with something
else from the storage facility, a wedding gown. She got
her mom's wedding dress back and pictures. Yeah, seven to
your old wedding. Can imagine just walking along inside the
road and like looking into a window. I mean like, huh,

(41:22):
that's my mom. I was at a store, one of
the resell store in Austin, yes, and I saw a
picture of me framed, framed, yeah, fillers, Yeah, I was
I think they cut it out of a magazine and
they were selling like this old old frame and had big,
old curly hair. And I was like, I didn't buy it.

(41:45):
And then other people would like text me pictures of
it because they'd be in the same store, but nobody
ever bought it. Yeah, it was downtown. I remember that.
That was funny. I saw it. That was a funny moment.
So yeah, she found that that's a heartwarming story. I
thought that's pretty good. We have a Bobby cast today
with the Narcos d A agents, So the real life ones,
the guys who play Javier Pinion and Steve Murphy, like

(42:07):
they're the real people. So I just want to ask
them stuff, like you know, how much of the show
is real? How much I know? They had a signed
waivers because if something happened and they didn't agree with this,
so they wouldn't sue. Someone talked to him about that.
But they're coming by today. The Bobby Cast will be
if you can subscribe on iTunes or you can subscribe
on iHeart Radio podcast tab Right there, I was reading

(42:28):
this so much of surveillance these days and and stuff
that we do to track people all stemmed from like
those dudes like back in the back in the day
when they were tracking like Pablo Escobar, like it was
that was innovative stuff that shaped where we are now
with tracking people. Someone painted a picture of Pablo Escobar
by the way, and I was going to work out

(42:50):
and I saw this painting of Pablo esc Bar and
I was like, like, not Pablo ar not a good dude, right, No, No,
And all of watch is this humongous painting of Pablo Escobar,
and I was like, that's weird, and then I felt
weird about it. And then take a picture of it
because I was like, why are they And the next
day I showed up and it was there was more
pain around and it was like the story of Problo
and I was like, oh, they should have probably painted
the words first and then the big Pablo picture second.

(43:11):
So it was in the works. Yes, Like I caught
it mid art, I say, that's weird and I thought
it was so WEIRDO. This National Give Encouragement Day, So
lunch Box goes out and just randomly starts talking to
people encouraging them. What Encouragement's awesome, but from somebody, you
don't know, maybe it's a little weird. And just so

(43:33):
you know, every time you look in the mirror, I
hope you see a beautiful lady, because you are beautiful
no matter what anybody tells you. You was saying every
time you look in the mirror, like dang, I'm beautiful, okay,
because you are beautiful, yeah, like not a creepy way,
Like not a creepy way. I'm just saying, like, you know,
I just want you to know that every time you
look in the mirror, if you're having a bad day,
just know you're beautiful, all right, have a good one.

(43:54):
I don't least he was having it that much. She
was like, hey, weirdo. Stop. She was back in a way,
was you. I come see you and that smile just
gives me all That smile gives me all warm and
fuzzy and size, and you just keep smiling. Okay, you
got the smile of an angel. Let me tell you,
I don't need a bag. I just want your smile.

(44:16):
Look at that thing. Who appreciate it? Thank you? You
are you just buying stuff? Oh? Yes, I spent money
just to make sure I got gave compliments. I would
not but your voice, hearing that in my ear is
like the best thing of the day. I would love

(44:39):
to just have a recording of your voice saying good morning.
I hope you have a great day. I want you
to always have that positive voice, because when someone comes
to your drive through, they're gonna be like, that voice
makes my day. Thank you. I need to do that.
I don't want angel sounds like, but it sounds like that.
Thank you, s like like just maybe one thing and

(45:04):
then they'll like not They'll think you're serious. Yeah, watching
you scan things just like poetry, emotion. You're really good
I'm telling you what. I could stand here all day
and stare at you, scanning, scanning items. What to stare
at you and scan Yeah, like not in a creepy way,
you know what I mean? Just like you know what
I mean, like stand over because you are good at it?

(45:26):
Will you handle that gun like you have a good
grip on it and you just nail it? Keep being awesome?
Make your job or also like, I don't know, are
your poetry? And today, what do you want me to donate? Oh?

(45:50):
Oh yeah, five dollars. I just put that in there
so you know I donated. There was lunch walking and
lunch bikes. That was more not encouraged. It was encouragement.
They were doing great at their job. The way you
hold that gun. Let me set the scene for you.

(46:14):
I'm out yesterday and going to the gym and there's
a little shopping place, little grocery store next today, and
I see a mom with the baby. Normally I don't
think twice about it, just a mommy and her baby. Well,
she needs to lay the baby down, so she takes
the baby and lays it on the hood of the car,

(46:34):
gets into the basket, doesn't say the baby just laying
on the hood of the car, gets in the basket,
you know, get goes back, picks the baby up, takes
it on. She did take her eyes off the baby.
She just lays on the hood of the car. And
I think to myself, how do I feel about this,
laying a baby on the because the hood kind of
had a slant on it too. Would you thought anything

(46:56):
about about that, would you to Steven? Yeah, yeah, I
mean I thought for a second, when you're going with that,
I was like, you know, I probably may if I
had to do something real quick, lay my baby on
the hood. But then I'd be like, oh, the baby
could probably roll off, especially if it's slanted, so probably not.
I could put a baby on the hood because it

(47:17):
was a car. Yeah, it wasn't it in the hood,
Like you can't even sometimes I won't even lay my
coffee on the hood. You know. It's a good point.
Amy and your dad, you get two kids, So here's
a struggle that most people don't think about that our parents.
When you need to do something real quick, you have
nowhere to put your baby, like you're really in a struggle,

(47:37):
Like the one I can think of is when you
need to run into a Communion store real quick, real quick.
Just I just need to get a water real quick.
You know where to put your baby, so you gotta
do all this stuff. So I understand thinking of the
first place to put your baby, but the hood of
the car is not the safest place to put your baby.
So no, bat parrot our phone number is eight seven,
seven seventy seven, Bobby. I just saw and thought to myself,

(48:01):
is that even a thing? Like? Is it? Okay? Maybe
it's not even a bad I don't know it's a
bad thing. I think it's a common sense thing maybe.
But the baby didn't fall and listen, she put that
baby on the hood like she done. It was just
like I gotta get the bag baby on hood back
to the basket. And I was just like, I gotta
talk to remember this for the show. Yeah, man, my phone,

(48:23):
baby on they on hood. I don'tive it. Sometimes I'd
write notes to myself and I'll forget what they mean.
It was baby on hood. Knew exactly because it's so weird. Yeah.
That so there's that we have telling me something good
coming up in just a bit like twelve thirteen minutes
or so, will we go around the room and do
positivity and we all share these stories. But anxous to
know what you guys think about the baby on the hood. Yeah,

(48:44):
because I mean, baby's fine. Baby, it's fine. Christian Bale
is gaining weight for Dick Cheney role. Yeah, apparently, Christian
bells putting. He's one of these guys who lives his role. Yeah, yes,
he's gaining a way to play Vice President Dick Cheney
in the upcoming biopic it's called back Seat. He says

(49:05):
he is eating lots of pies every day. That sounds awesome,
you know it does, except for the problem with it
is if I start eating bad for a reason, if
I start eating bad, because I will be like, I'm
gonna start bulking. Yeah, I don't feel good, I break out.
Probably you're just yea, I probably get depressed too. Yeah,
it's like a cloud. Yeah. But he's also probably gonna

(49:28):
get paid a lot. But yeah, when I saw the headline,
I was like, God, it makes me think of when
Charlie's there on game all that weight for a monster,
and I like, she ate donuts every day, And it's
for a minute that sounds amazing, But you're right, you
end up feeling like lethargic and your skin breaks out.
Blah blah blah. He most famously lost sixty five pounds
by eating only an apple and a candatuna for a

(49:50):
day during when he made The Machinist. He did that
for months, can and an apple. That's it lost. It
didn't even have the way to lose. Really, it's not
like a big He was very, very very real in
that movie Sickinny. He bulked up for Dark Night like
big time put in. This dude's body is all over
the place. It's dedication right there. Hey, here's some people.
People are talking about this baby on the hood. There's

(50:12):
no shortage cause, by the way, about the baby on
the hood. And I saw being put on yesterday, So
that store that was with the gym. I looked up
the store. Woman takes baby, puts the baby on the
hood of the car, goes in the basket, goes back,
grabs the baby, And I was like, is that a
bad parenting move? Hello, you're on the air. What's happening? Hey?
I would love to say about the baby in the head.
What's what's your name, Julie? What do you think, Julie?

(50:34):
I think two things? UM made no to just you know,
check your eyes off the baby. Um, I have put
my baby on the hood. I've got several cares that
put my baby on the hood. And I've changed my
I've changed the diaper, my hands. It never lost my child,
my eyes. That's okay. I get that. If you're like
Eddie said, if you're in a hurry, you know you've

(50:54):
got to do what you've got to do immediately to
take your eyes off the baby, to take your hands
with the baby. Lord and Anna start. Like I said,
I cannot get your song out of my head for
a two days, so keep calling it what song yours? Oh? No,
miss Day, thank you very much. I appreciate her. Are
you rock? I appreciate you. You song rock onmistad That

(51:23):
means it's a jam rock on Yeah. Hey Melissa and Harrisburg, Ohio.
Thanks for calling. Melissa. Yes, hey, you're on the air.
What's happening? What you think now? It's Oh, I think
it's a really bad idea of a car can be
really really hot. It's a little rainy yesterday, you know,
I don't know what the car was on even more
slippery exactly. I just felt it did feel weird. Hey,

(51:49):
thank you for the car. Appreciate you, Melissa, thank you.
Appreciate you from Perry's Burg, Ohio. We appreciate you, we go.
Is that baby rolled off bad? But it didn't so
is it if a tree falls in the woods? You know,
baby falls off? It didn't fall off a hood. Does
it even mean bad? It's just like yeah, whatever, you
can grow up in life like what happened to you? Want?
My mom put me on hey lunch box. But remember

(52:14):
a couple of days ago when I told you our boss,
our main boss. I was like, hey, I think that
song No Mistake can be a hit, except it just
needs a little more country to it. And I was like,
this is a song, you know what's music start. I
don't want to compromise my art, you know. I was like,
it's it's some people. It's people download like crazy the rod. Well,

(52:44):
we've made it a little more country. Now play it right,
said if you can get our boss on the phone,
because I want him to hear it. I want to
get his reaction firsthand. I don't think it needs to
be adjusted, but we've adjusted it and I want to
hear what you have to say. So can you call
and see you can get him on. Okay, let's try
to get a big ball. We can never get a
hold of himself. We do would be amazing. This singer

(53:05):
songwriter named Emma. She had no idea her music was
going to be played at the Apple phone and iPhone release. Yeah,
no idea, unsigned just just making music. And so when
they presented the iPhone X, they start to play her
music and she's like, what in the world, And so
this is her talking about that right here. My manager I,

(53:26):
neither of us were told that this was happening. It
just came as a complete shock when I was sitting
in bed and I had my phone just exploded with text.
Isn't that crazy? There's song called it Magnetized, And so

(53:52):
all of a sudden, as the iPhone X, the biggest
phone announcement in years, are playing your song. Oh, I
hadn't heard the song yet. A picture of being a
little bit more upbeat, and now it sounds like you're
revealing something like an iPhone, like you're running slowly towards
the iPhone. Oh yeah, that's it. Do you hear about

(54:13):
those thieves? They stole a U haul trailer and so
still that's the thing, except when they stole the U
haul was you know who knew what was in it?
There was a casket in there and there's a dead
body inside. Stop. Albuquerque police say a couple was traveling
from Oklahoma to San Juan County to bury a relative
when they stopped for the night at the hotel off

(54:33):
Gibson and Yale. Unfortunately, a um casket containing the remains
of his father in law was inside that trailer. About
four hours after police got the call this morning about
the missing cargo, it turned up abandoned here just up
Gibson in the parking lot of the Puerto del Soul
golf Course. Vehicle, trailer and casket with the human remains

(54:54):
are still inside. Regardless of the strange crime, the family
can now get back to properly reading I Meat. You.
Those thieves were like, well, Jimmy, let's see what we
are here, opening up like we just go because here's
the thing. You don't want to steal. That's bad, And
you don't want to steal because you could go to jail.
But you don't want to steal because what if they

(55:16):
haunt you? Like what if the dead person Like that's
a whole third level that you don't even think about
when committing your crime, like you get hunted by that.
I cannot believe that that feves away with the dead body.
I believe we got this trailer. Let's open her up
storage war Oh no, oh gosh, it's gonna be in there.

(55:37):
Maybe like I've had Jimmy, we got a lot. Oh no,
hopefully that'll keep them from stealing. No what I have
this here? And so our boss was like, hey, I
think your song no Mistake could be a real radio hit.
He runs the entire format. So the raging Idiots have
a song called No Mistake the robe when it's gonna

(56:00):
be funny because we're doing a tour and going to
Lubbock and El Paso and Tulsa. You know, we're going
all around, right, So we decided to make a country or,
which I don't agree with. By the way, I don't
agree with this version of all. I think it's terrible. Actually,
I think it is what he wants. So here you go,
here's No Mistay made country or Ridom Go boy Holly

(56:24):
Partner and that I was born in Let's go come
on me what my Khakis need to beat it? Like
Jackson Ridom Go. Because I can't style. It's pretty good

(56:51):
showing me your savas and let the best looking bad
influence I have. I'm staying. Ain't the way I'm about
to give you in a bussel, Lola, fool like that.
You're looking at that. No if it's ruined the song
right right, he's running, the soul's playing a stay country, yea.

(57:15):
Come on, keep the original rights download this no mistay,
seven thirty in the morning, in the suit that I
was born in. Girl, why are you laughing at me?
Come on, baby with my khakis. I'm running like need
to beat it like Jackson, But you're kind of a

(57:38):
distraction because I can't style, watching you showing me your
service and like the best looking bad influence I have.
So probably out to hit the row, but now I'm staying.
Ain't the way I'm about to leave you in a bussel, Lola,
fool like that. You look a little lonely on that

(58:01):
I should be saying goodbye, I lose my job. I'm staying.
Come on, let me jumping on those stretches. You'll do it.
I mean a students, I don't know nothing. Boy yoga
probably in the road, but now I'm a stake now
a stay now a stake. I don't cow boy, thank god,

(58:24):
trying to be respond unless you're making it impossible in
the spandex pants, looking at FLEXI bulling you down. Now
I'm sticking. I'm about to leave you in the president
look a little only on that. Yeah, I don't think
the count of version is gonna work out some of

(58:45):
this dam go. Yeah, I don't think it's gonna work.
I think it stays how it is, and it happens,
it happens. If it doesn't, it doesn't. Trying to think
if there's any yoga poses that are more country, you know,
like besides dog like you could be in how to
think of opposed that's country and then you can insert
that animal milk and cow country. Yeah, what's funny is

(59:08):
we left our record label now like other record labels,
and like, hey we want to we're gonna do. We're
just trying to play a goofy song. Were't even trying
to make a radio song. There's a bidding war now
for us storaging idiots again. Two people are coming out.
Here's a bidding war. Two people are reaching out, bidding war.
I call it right anyway, I'm done. You mean damn

(59:30):
dog roof O J. Simpson's release. They say, we'll be
like hide and seek because he's gonna get out of jail,
and they have eighteen exits that he could come from. Wow,
And they're taking these precautions to make sure he gets
out safely, to make sure there's not some sort of riot,

(59:52):
to make sure a lot of things. But they have
eighteen exits choose from. No one knows which one he'll
be released from, and so obviously all they're are going
to be covered. But that's eighteen options, or they should
do um, eighteen different o J decoys all at the
same time. They have out like three to one, at

(01:00:13):
least the o J's. That is funny. When Lunchbox went
to jail because we did a bit on the morning show,
they got Lunchbox put in jail, Like for real, it's
not a joke. Yeah, it's not a joke. I know
with the way you said it, people might be like, no, no, no,
unch jail. So so he goes to jail, right, and
the Lunchbox called me from prison. He's like, I'm in
the clink. What do I do? And I'm like, well, man,

(01:00:36):
hang out, I'll call your parents. We'll figure this thing out.
So the news starts to cover it, and the news
is camped out all in front of the jail waiting
for Lunchbox to come out because they're ready for him.
They're ready for him to o j and just come out.
And everybody but our lawyers snuck him out the back door,
like some little broken down back door. I mean, that
was a tumultuous time of our lives. That was not good.

(01:00:58):
But you remember them taking you out of Remember he goes,
there's gonna be cameras out front, so we're gonna go
out the back blah blah blah. And if they come
up to you, you just keep walking, don't say anything.
I'm like, oh my good, get a lawyer, like out
of the radio station. You think we can afford a
lawyer back then, I don't know, Like I was picturing
if you all hired it and be like, don't call Saul,
better call Saul. Even more if you don't call all, yeah,

(01:01:22):
I think you're like that dude. We didn't know. We
didn't know he was gonna go to jail the next thing.
You know. He didn't make a house man, and I
really didn't know how to get out. I was just
sitting there and I was like, I don't know what
to do, so I just chill. And then when they
call you over the speaker and they say, oh, you
have a visitor in the little room. You have a visitor.
I was like, dang, my dad's here to see me,
like you don't TV and don't want to do to
some lawyer and he was like, hey, we're gonna get
you out of here. I was like, all right, man,

(01:01:46):
what kind of room did you sit in? Because well,
when you go and you're sitting a big it's like
a common area. It's like these plastic couches kind of chairs,
and you have the men on the right side and
the women are on the left side, and you're not
allowed to talk to each other. Like a tank. Sounds
a tank, I don't know if you would consider it
a tank, but there's no bars or anything. And then
eventually you get led to the courtroom and you get

(01:02:08):
handcuffed to the person in front of you, and the
and the person behind you get handcuffed to a person
in front of Well, luckily my lawyer got me out right.
When I was getting handcuffed out down, I was getting
let into the courtroom and he got me out right then.
But that's when I guess you go to a jail
cell is after that, because I never went to a cell,
but I thought long and hard, man, I'm about to
be putting a cell and if you start the one

(01:02:29):
guy was trying to hit on one of the chicks.
He got thrown in a cell isolation where the people
around you pretty intimidating. Oh my gosh, I mean like
real criminals, and like, you don't realize how many people
get arrested every day. It was non stop with people
coming in. I mean there was one guy his whole
face was just tattooed. He was like, man, whatever, dude,
I gotta arrested. I'll be out in four months. It

(01:02:51):
was like four months, I better be out four o'clock.
He was just like it's cool. I was like, we
got put They tried to listen lunch talking to jail.
They tried to arrest me. No ways like they tried

(01:03:13):
to arrest me. I looked in the back of the
cop guard lunchboxes handcuffed his head of it down, and
I was like, never heard of him. So we look
at all the social media accounts and sometimes people just
write stuff we look at and we go. Man, that's rude.
Like Jake on Twitter, he writes at Mr Bobby Bones,
it's basically the country Ryan Seacrest minus the good looks

(01:03:35):
and talent and money. Man, that's rude. Christ P on
Twitter rights at radio Amy, you're lucky, you're beautiful on
the inside. That's rude. That's all so rude. You didn't finish. No, no, no,

(01:03:58):
that's it rude. Jose on Twitter rights, I hate when
at produce already acts like he knows Spanish, not buying it.
Hashtag Eddie the Coconut, man, that's rude. You wanted to
fend yourself over there. I'm on, I'm kind of a coconut,
and that means what white on the inside, brown on
the outside, like a coconut. Um at radio lunch boxes,

(01:04:19):
such a pig. I can't wait until his wife comes
to her senses and leaves him so he can put
that in the bone head. That's he does his own
bone head about himself. Well, it would be a bonehead
of her to leave me because I'm pretty awesome. So yes,
in the bone head, Well, that's a segment we called
that's rude. There's a book a raton millionaire in Florida

(01:04:42):
who opened up his place to seventy foster kids who
were displaced by Hurricane Irma. Did you guys see this
on the news at all? It's awesome. So after a
group of foster kids were displaced by Irma and then
having to go, they spent five days in emergency shelters
and one was over. They go back to the community
and there's no power, that's no place to send in.
Their building was bad. So this Mark Bell, who has

(01:05:03):
a twenty seven thousand foot square home and book of
ra tone, had them all go in. All the girls
got manicures. The balloon guy came in to entertain them. Uh.
They put up a go fund me page two to
get their home livable again. And he's also what, yeah,
pretty seventy foster kids to that's the lot seven thousand

(01:05:25):
square foot house. Gaddy Land. Was there a Gaddytown and
gatty Land? Am I wrong into the well? And what
was the difference the size like Disneyland Disney I don't
know if it's just the franchise Z or what, but
there was definitely both. I felt like in Arkansas when
we got Gaddytown, we stopped Regional and it was amazing

(01:05:48):
and you pay like a nickel all pizza you could eat.
It's amazing. It was out there and they're the best
ranch in the world, like the games. Yeah, it's pretty.
I mean, I'm pizza and a ranch kind of girl.
Some people, I mean, there's two kinds of people. People
that did their feeds in ranch and people that don't.
I don't. There are two guns people in this world
than crust and thick crust. And I'm a crust, like

(01:06:12):
make it like paper, I like it. I like my
crust bout thick of my pepperoni. Then, yeah, two tons
of people in this world. Yeah, everybody good, Bobby, these
are all my friends here. That's a rude song. I

(01:06:41):
don't want to say that. If you want to be
happy for the rest of your life, never make a
pretty girl your wife. Did you know that's what I said? No,
I thought you said you have to get it pretty.
Listen again, welcome to the show about area. Pick an

(01:07:05):
ugly girl to marry you. So, from my personal point
of view, pick an ugly girl to marry you. That's

(01:07:25):
quite the rudes. Now that's old school because I have
new school technology here. Ladies not like this version much better.
Women with attractive husbands are more likely to develop lots
of issues, so they say, get an ugly guy to
marry you. I'm talking about okay, now we're talking. You're
not ugly, but sometimes I feel it okay on the inside.

(01:07:50):
The study shows that women have a lot of problems
when they have a better looking husband, and even like
body issues because a jealousy issues because they're like, i've
you oly, people are looking at my husband trying to
get them and if they have an uglier man, they
don't worry about that. What not makes sense? Experts say
the research is key to improving resources for women who
suffer from a lots of things, including eating disorders, jealousy issues.

(01:08:14):
All I'm saying is women play down. Yes, women typically
do play down. Though no, women women have the ability
for personal things. Looks we men, We came except for
if you listen to this song because have you this
is old though I'm saying, this is like, oh, by
the way roots song and who said this is okay

(01:08:36):
to record it? But I know, but I'm like one
of the funnier lyrics from the song are you looking
at yes, an ugly woman, cooks meals all the time,
goes on. He's like listening all these things, and he's like,
don't let your friends say you have no taste. Just
marry her anyway. Her face is ugly, her eyes don't match.

(01:08:56):
Take it from me, She's a better catch. Funny bread
Mason scottis making. But if you're making one on your
wife or you'll be happy. You're all with your piece.

(01:09:23):
If you one. What if you're his wife and he
comes home with this all honey, I wrote this all
I got sung? Oh bad? I look here you play
here we go one two three. If you want to
be happy for the rest of your life, never make
a pretty woman your life. Want take my person point
of you, the nugget girl to marry you. What do
you think about that? Wait about that? Baby? Here's the story.

(01:09:46):
Research at the University of Utah's revealed that you should
actually get married between the ages of twenty eight and
thirty two to boost the chances of a lasting marriage.
If you get married between those ages, The study says
that four year range is when the most success happens.
When like like ten thousand marriages, I mean you both
have to be in a four year range of each other. Yeah,
that's true. Do you think this is about what age

(01:10:07):
did you get married? I was. My husband was twenty nine,
so he fits in that window. But I was like,
I was twenty six, so not really lunchboxes. I got
married at thirty four, divorce seven seven. Haven't been married

(01:10:29):
yet before anything happened. But if you marry someone like
now that's twenty nine, you'll be fine. Right, there's to
be both. I think both are supposed to be in
that divorced well, odds are you know what I mean? Dang,

(01:10:50):
this song is good to like to worse message ever? Positive? No, No,
I just want to Sammy trying to buy something a
credit card company thought that it was like a dirty thing.
It's an rejected her. No, I don't know why I
got rejected, but I had to call my bank three

(01:11:11):
times about it. Therefore talking to three listen, this is
the worst. So I'm trying to find stuff to where
to our I Heart festival and I'm ordering from this
website that has a really cute clothes called Nasty Gal.
So but my credit card was declined. So I had
to call my bank and be like, oh, why are

(01:11:33):
you declining this purchase. So the first guys like, oh,
which decline are you calling about? Or whatever, and of
course they know they can see right there, but he's
like making me say it. I know he is. He's
like because even the automated thing was like, are you
calling about your recent credit card decline? And I'm like yes,
and they're like one second while we pat you through,

(01:11:54):
and then he picks up and he's like, what decline
are you calling about? He knows on the screen. I
got to cline. I'm like he's making me say no.
He doesn't want to. He was making me. I knew it,
I felt it, and I was like everything, are you
Then I say it was a hundred dollars to Nasty

(01:12:16):
gal Gal. That makes it better? It is called nasty Galla. Yeah,
it's just nasty. No, it's nasty Gal. And he's like
he's like, yes, I totally felt it and him and
he was like he couldn't even say it. He's like,
let me see why the sunder dollars to Nasty Gal
didn't go through and he's like let me and I

(01:12:38):
was like, hey, just so that you know this is
a clothing company, I felt like I had to like
justify the whole thing. Then like there was still confusion.
So I had a call back. A girl answers this time,
just like, are you calling about your reason to climb? Yes,
let me pat you through. Hi, ma'am, what the cline
are you calling about? And she can already see I
can tell, and I'm like, it's the nasty gal. She's like,

(01:13:01):
huh okay, like no judgment here about let me look
into the shot. Her tone was saying no judgment. So
then I'm like, so then I and that. Then I
had to call it third time and I'm like, I
give up. So right away I was just like, I'm
calling about my nasty gal Colline. I just owned it.

(01:13:23):
Now I'm a nasty gal. Call him, I'm a nasty
gown purchase and I got to cline and I really
need a nasty girl to You need to prove this.
It'll arrive in the mail in time. I'm gonna be nasty.
No really, I'm just wearing a cute outfit. But it
is the worst name for a clothing company ever. They
need to change it. Whenever people try to buy tickets
to the Raging Idiots, they get declined because people are

(01:13:45):
like this is not a real thing. Like, we had
a bunch of listeners in El Paso and Austin try
to order Raging Idiots tickets right when they went up,
and they were declined because they were like, yes, something
called the idiot dging, raging idiots. You're getting scammed? Are
you all about your latest? Yes? What is it? Two things? Nasty, gallant,
raging idiots. They're calling their friends. Hey, come listen to

(01:14:07):
this call. We got a real winner on the line
over here. Well, we're doing a Bobby cast later on
today and it'll go out probably this afternoon with Jabier
Pinion and Steve Murphy, the actual people that the Narco
series is based on, Like they're the real cops, the
real retired d A agents, And so I've just been

(01:14:28):
doing a lot of research about it and Pablo Escobar
and they had design waivers and I mean, it's crazy
man like there and like, were they ever? I just
want to know so much about them being scared with
their lives in the safety of their family, and I've
gone totally undercover. Well that's why you're not doing that.
You're making orders and nasty together. Amy's husband's forty now

(01:14:54):
and she says he's going to a slight mid life crisis,
things like he wants to be in better shapes than
he wasn't thirty. Yeah, wakes up, knocks out, push up,
actively pursuing that what's his saying? He wants his forty
ye old self to be beat up his thirty yearld stuffy,
and he knows that that it's totally possible. He's like,
I am, I already could. He's like, however, I could

(01:15:15):
not beat up my twenty year old self. Why is
he comparing to every generation? Because I'm sure could beat
up a ten year old self. Yeah, yeah, I don't know.
It's just this thing right now. Apparently he has a
trash driver now that he walks around with ordered on Amazon,
because when we walk the dog, he sees trash and
it just really really bothers him, and he thinks it's

(01:15:35):
a good thing for us to do, to give back
to the neighborhood. And now we're those people with a
trash picker upper, Like it's a little stick with a
handle and a lever and you're like squeeze it and
it picks it up. And then he thinks it will
be a super fun activity to do when the kids
get here and he wants to get in their own
little mini trash picker uppers. I mean we're forty. I'm like,
this is forty. I think it's great. He wants to

(01:15:57):
take care of the community, but we don't even have
to bend over to do it anymore. Forty you can
beat up thirty, not twenty. But I think he's still
ahead in the game. I could beat up myself ten
years ago. Oh yeah, I could beat up everything every
other year of myself probably right now. I was I
was boxing yesterday and there was a girl and she

(01:16:18):
was she could. She's like two ft tall and tiny,
and she was whooping that the trainer like he had
pads on, and I was just like, you gotta be
kidding me. She was crushing it. In no way she'd
beat me up. You want to fight her, No, I'll
get beat You're looking for a fight, Like I watched
people and I'm like, I could take it, and she
was in there just bam bam, like her kicks're killing them.

(01:16:42):
And so, yeah, you know some more. Yesterday, I bet
you leave they're just feeling so empowered. I leave, they're exhausted.
But like an hour later, I'm like, okay, bring it.
It's the hardest work get ever done in my life
because we'll have to work out hard for forty five minutes.
Even if I don't work out super hard, I don't
get to go in the ring. And so you have
to work out super hard even get invited into the ring.

(01:17:03):
It's so you do it. Like I would be like, okay,
forget it. I'm not going in the rainbow. I have to.
I go want to that's my goal. I getting the ring.
Like this stinks. I was doing baracralls yesterday through the gym.
I want to vomit. Can you ever just say I'm sorry,
my back hurts. I can't do that. There's things I can't.
I don't have excuses. It's not an excuse. It's a
legit like maybe your back doesn't hurt. But I'm just

(01:17:25):
like trying to picture myself. Do your bear caral right now?
And I'd be like, sorry, can't happen. No, I'm pretty good,
Like I'm Pete, Pete. I'd start taking Meta musical though
the time mark fiber yeah, because because I don't use
a bathroom right or something? Oh no, And I was like,
I go bathroom like once a week. So who recommended
meta musle Jared? He was like, takes a music or

(01:17:46):
take a probiotic, but tat a musical first. I was like,
what am I like? Probiotic? Yeah? But I got the
bathroom like once a week and he was like that's
not normal and what's a week? Once a day? That's
what he said, Yeah, that's what he said to He's like,
you need to go once a day. Yours messed up
And I was like, okay, so I'm gonna go get
some meta musle today. Okay, we're all we got grabbers

(01:18:07):
for trash metal mues. So Lunchbox is getting lasik on
his eye. What Yeah, I mean I told you I
failed to vision test where I went to get my
driver's license. So I'm embarrassed to wear glasses. So I
squint all the time and it's hard to read things.
So I did my research and lacing is the option.
LACEI is what needs to be done. I'm about to
go under the laser. I have so many friends have

(01:18:27):
done that and love it change their life. Yeah, I can't.
I wear glasses, but I can't. My ride I just
doesn't work. I can't. It's in my brain. It's uh
like in the stem of my brain is where that is.
So my right eyes never worked my whole life, and
so I went and try to get tested for it
because all my friends love lasic. But yeah, I'm colorblind
and my right eye doesn't work. So I'm pretty much

(01:18:51):
of the four eyes, like I'm about twenty percent solid
only the left eye. But time marches on back hurts
trash grabbing That trash grabber is good for her back
to like not even just to pick up trash just
around the house, Like I don't even have to bend
over anymore at all. Over Bobby Bonds' making a list

(01:19:14):
the ten most underrated country music artists, and I have
why this is my list, just only my perspective, but
I get to see him be around a lot of people.
And number ten yesterday was Brandy Clark. And the reason
she's not higher is because she's somewhat rated. She was
nominated for a Grammy, but I feel like she's so
underrated and people don't know where they should at. Number
nine just released Craig Campbell Lord when most Underrated Artists

(01:19:40):
and country music Number one, the guy can sing like
a country angel. Number two he plays piano like Cowboy
Beethoba and you wouldn't know that he played. That's what
he used to play piano for Luke on tour. And

(01:20:02):
then he would looked like, you gotta go and be
your own artist. He can play guitar, he can sit
and play any song. Just go what do you want
to hear? And we play a game stump Craig Campbell.
But aside from like the little stuff, he's such a
pure artist and we've been able to go out on
the road with them, and I'm like, this guy should
be a country star. So at number nine on the
list of most Underrated Country Artists. Lord when Creig Campbell

(01:20:30):
the outskirts where there's dirt roads for the fields and fishing,
even that song didn't get the like just that it deserves.
That was such a great song. Shauld close my not

(01:20:52):
not to see smiling. Yeah, yeah, I can't get you out.
You a chance see Craig, Go see him. He's at
number nine on the most Underrated artist lists. The full
list ten and nine at Bobby Bones dot com. That
does it for today, We'll see it tomorrow. Tomorrow, will

(01:21:14):
do the dance parties obviously to put you in a
good mood. So we hope on Friday's when you're going
to work you turn us on. You can hear the
whole show back from today if you go to I
Heart Radio or iTunes and search Bobby Bones Show and
there'll be a Bobby Cast up later this afternoon, and
it'll be with the real life detectives from the narcos,
like the real d agents like not the actors, the

(01:21:36):
people that the shows were based on. And so I'm
gonna ask him how much it was real? How much
you made up for the show. They apparently had a
sign waivers so they couldn't sue Netflix, and how they
were portrayed. There's a lot of stuff, so I haven't
done it yet. There it's gonna come over later and
so that's amazing. That should be up this afternoon. Just
search Bobby Cast. You can subscribe to the Bobby Cast
and usually it's songwriters and artists like Dirks Karen fair Child,

(01:22:00):
writers like Ross Copperman. I mean, there's a lot of people,
a lot of second later you know, a lot of
songwriter and then there's d e A agents. Yeah, I
love it, even like John Oates from haull Of Notates
like everybody John Mayer, everybody stops by the Bobby Cast,
so you can subscribe to that. Thanks so much for
being here. We'll see you tomorrow, Mrs Bobby Bolgers.