25W: We Have Reached an Episode Milestone + Will the Celtics Stay Alive Tonight? + Most Annoying Athlete to Ever Flirt with Retirement + Bert Kreischer on His New Movie "The Machine" & If Everything is a Bit

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
This is a podcast called twenty fives stuck and they
were a whist So, yeah, it's too bad, but what
did you expect. It's a podcast called twenty five Whistles
twenty wine wheels.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
For those watching on video wondering why I'm doing funny faces,
Reid does the video. Since Eddie left the show, Read
also takes pictures during the show, so I do a
bunch of poses so he can have the pictures for
promotional stuff. But the poses aren't real during the show
because he's got to run video now. They as they
used to be, you know what I mean. They used

(00:39):
to be pictures of me actually like I don't know, performing.
Now their pictures of me acting like I'm performing, so
he can run video.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
Thank you.

Speaker 4 (00:46):
They're plantids the lands, Yes, thank you.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
All right. This is a big episode because it is
episode sixty nine. Nice. Nice Season one, Episode sixty nine,
twenty five whistles. That's a lot more whistle and we
thought boys, it's a lot of whistles. So this show
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(01:13):
Burt Kreischer is coming up on a little bit actor comedian.
He has a new movie coming out tomorrow called The Machine.
If you hear me refer to it as today, do
I in the interview?

Speaker 4 (01:22):
Yeah, okay, that's okay.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
Just know that we were initially gonna put this out Friday,
but now we're like, let's put out a day earlier
because everybody rocks. They deserve this, They deserve episode sixty nine.

Speaker 4 (01:33):
So he'll come on.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
We'll talk about him always taking a shirt off in public,
how that happened, wait, it first started on stage, and
how people want him to do in public. But he's
super funny. I hope you stay and you listen that long.
Everybody good, We're good. I know Kevin's good. Freaking Celtics won.
I told you they would, and I hit my bet, Yeah, Parlay,
I hit both of them. Everybody counting those smiles. There
is a segment coming up to where I'm really upset

(01:54):
because I bet a bunch of the Lakers. We recorded
this on Tuesday. The segment we're gonna air later, and
I say it's Tuesday. I just want to capture how
disappointed I was with life. In me and the Lakers
and my bank account all at the same time. So
that is a segment we purposely recorded so you could
hear it, and we'll do it coming up before the
final thoughts. But your thoughts down three to one Celtics, Kevin,

(02:15):
you gotta get the one before you get the two,
three or four your thoughts.

Speaker 5 (02:17):
Yeah, agreed. I'm not even remotely excited yet until they
get a win tonight. If they get a win tonight,
I will be excited. I'll be like, Okay, there's a chance,
there might be a chance.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
I think to say that you're not remotely excited will
be false because remotely means not at all. It means
there's no center of excite and there is, there's a
base for your excitement. You're excited to hopefully be excited.
Oh that's the heap because if they win, you'll be excited.

(02:47):
How exciting is that that you could be excited again
if your team's only one game down.

Speaker 5 (02:51):
Yes, yes, so yeah, I'm excited to get excited. So
there's a little excitement in there, so I guess not remotely,
but they need to win Tonight's very small excited and
then very very very minimal excitement. I watched the game
the other night and I had zero reaction energy, probably
for the first three quarters. I was watching like game
one of eighty two regular season because I didn't want
to put any emotion into it, and it turned out great.

(03:13):
So that's that's the game plan.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
I'm putting a lot of emotion and not having emotion.
I know how that feels. Yes, yes, so there's emotion,
but it's really hard to do that thing where you
don't have emotion. Yes, so I hope they win. I
do believe they will win again. The line is, I mean,
they're such a favorite back in Boston. At one point
it was like nine or ten. It's at eight now
because it's starting to adjust from it being just a

(03:35):
crazy favorite again. They're gonna win here at home. Here's
the thing, you're not saying this. I'm not a fan,
so I can say whatever. There's no jinx if you're
not a fan. I think they're definitely gonna win tonight.
I thought that the whole time. If they go to
Miami and win that game, it's over. They will not
lose Game seven. It's oh if they So they'll win tonight.

(03:57):
Don't get so excited though. If they win, they'll be
the first team to ever come back from three in
NBA playoff history. And what will be annoying for people
like me is to have to hear Boston's done it
in two sports and only Boston's done it. Now, I
am rooting for the Celtics because I'm rooting for you,
and they don't have an interest in this.

Speaker 4 (04:15):
So my interest is your interest and.

Speaker 5 (04:18):
I appreciate that very much. At worked the other night.

Speaker 4 (04:20):
I will take it. They will win. They will just win.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
That's it.

Speaker 4 (04:27):
We'll talk about the bet in a minute.

Speaker 2 (04:30):
I think their coach is getting a little he's getting
beat up a little too much.

Speaker 4 (04:34):
The vogue thing now do.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
Is to beat it is to beat up a first
time coach that's in over his head. And if true, okay,
but thinking they're like, we gotta fire them.

Speaker 4 (04:45):
Think of all he's learned from this run.

Speaker 5 (04:48):
Now, Miami had their flight delayed three hours.

Speaker 4 (04:53):
And that's great, but listen, think of that Mozilla whatever.

Speaker 3 (04:55):
His name is.

Speaker 2 (04:55):
Yeah, think about all he's learned from this. You're gonna
invest all this in him with the full season, he's
gonna go. Let's say he gets beat in game six
at the Eastern Conference Finals or game seven Eastern Conference Finals,
and you're like, well, I guess he just wasn't a
guy who couldn't get our players to perform. But the
year you invested in him, when he didn't perform, he's

(05:17):
been able to learn so much and you're gonna cut
that now. I know you don't like him, Well, you
don't like what he's done so far, and I think
you've been. I think you.

Speaker 3 (05:30):
Have been.

Speaker 5 (05:32):
You have the toxicity and you from other people talking
about it, Yeah, I see a lot of it, but
I'm more so on the players than him. And even
before last last game, I talked about the players not
showing any energy, and then even in the first half
of last game, they didn't really show much. Came out
in the second half and he called time out. It's
just simple things like calling a timeout when he go
on a.

Speaker 4 (05:50):
Nine zero run, like absolutely, and you know he's probably
learned now.

Speaker 5 (05:53):
And he did that last game and look what happened.

Speaker 2 (05:55):
It's like sending somebody to score for three and a
half years because you're gonna hire them to do a
job and you're like, ah, a man, they didn't quite
make the grades. I wanted a screw it, I'm gonna
stop paying for their education and not hire them.

Speaker 4 (06:07):
You get half a year, you just invested three and
a half years, and the finish it up. Let's see
what's up.

Speaker 2 (06:10):
Give him nut, let's hige him for a little bit.
You spend all this time of money on them. He's
got this entire education now. Also, Tatum's just not that.
Tatum's that guy. But Tatum's not that guy because he's
not a vocal leader he is. His personality is not
to be. I'm that dude.

Speaker 4 (06:29):
Follow me. Let's go.

Speaker 6 (06:31):
Now.

Speaker 2 (06:31):
He's gonna play really well except for his fourth quarters.
Except for the last game I've been I don't think
he made a bucket except for he'd been five five
five shots in the last game in the fourth quarter.

Speaker 4 (06:41):
Oh yeah, five field goals.

Speaker 3 (06:42):
So I don't know.

Speaker 2 (06:43):
I just wouldn't fire him. I don't care what happens.
I'd give him one more year regardless.

Speaker 5 (06:46):
Yeah, no, I agree with that. You can't not after
one year, No any of the Brad Stevens guys. So
Brad Stevens sign him the extension. He's gonna keep him around.

Speaker 2 (06:52):
They did sign the extension this year, but people are like,
who cares fire him one more year regardless of what happens.

Speaker 5 (06:57):
Yeah, big Missoula guy, And I'm not.

Speaker 2 (07:00):
I'm a big guy.

Speaker 4 (07:01):
Off.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
If you're gonna give somebody a year and you know
they're new, they're gonna do things that new people do,
They're gonna have pressures put on them they've never had,
and they're probably gonna screw up. But the question is
can they learn from those screw ups and do it
better in year two? Not even your two? Give them
a year and a half.

Speaker 5 (07:20):
I think it's such a So many coaches are being
fired now in the NBA too, We're like, really really,
So it's just just I think it's.

Speaker 4 (07:26):
A Rockey FENIXX.

Speaker 2 (07:29):
I mean, look at Quinn Snyder who went down to
Atlanta and really turned them around quickly, and people are like,
why would you take that job knowing that these other
jobs are gonna come open? I think he took that
job because he knew what he could do. So good luck,
thank you. I hope you win.

Speaker 4 (07:43):
If you win tonight, it's all on game six.

Speaker 5 (07:45):
Gabe Vincent is out now, by the way, Really yeah,
I mean he had twenty nine A couple of games ago,
so fingers crossed.

Speaker 2 (07:51):
Hey, thanks, are looking enough. Don't get excited though I
don't know.

Speaker 4 (07:57):
Okay, we're here, we got a lot to do.

Speaker 2 (08:00):
Let's do the tittles saddle first name the tittle tattle.

Speaker 1 (08:06):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (08:08):
You know what I've become obsessed with is buying personalized
golf balls. Used to back in the day, I mean
even a year ago. You go and you go, I'm
gonna write this funny thing on a golf ball, and
it would take three weeks or so to get to you,
four weeks, five weeks, six weeks, put a picture on it,
six to eight weeks. And you're like, why I would
even want to care to order that, because it's gonna
be like seventy bucks and then it's gonna take eight weeks.
I'm not even gonna remember buying it. I'm excited to

(08:30):
have it now and then so you just don't do it. Well, Now,
this is not a commercial. I'm not gonna say where
I get MP from. I found a site that ships
them off in like five days.

Speaker 5 (08:38):
Really, so yeah, they are arkansaft for you.

Speaker 2 (08:42):
I can buy those already, but you can put like
your own pictures and your own words on them. I
guess unless it's like s my d, you probably can't
do that. I don't know if you can or not,
but it's it's probably like an NFL jersey, right you
can't put you know, penis on it. So but I
haven't tried, but that would be hilarious. I put penis
on it.

Speaker 5 (09:02):
Balls and a ball.

Speaker 3 (09:04):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (09:04):
I wonder if there are rules, because it's not like
it anyway. There's a sight and they get it to
you in like a week, and so I ordered. Why
I got to the site was I had ordered some
OU balls for my father in law, and what had
happened was the Ou Reds and the Arkansas Reds are
the same red to meet some color blind. And I

(09:25):
grabbed the OU balls and played with them, and I
was like, God, dang, this is gonna be a gift.
And now I've just played with these balls, I've lost
some of them, and you can't give I'm not gonna
give them. One little sleeve had a whole box. So
I got to order some more. So I found this side.
I went to it and I was like, well I
do this, let me see how long it takes get
the picture once. So I took a headshot of me
some of the new ones I did. I just put
it on, put my head on there, and they came
quick and they're hilarious. So I just ordered some more.

(09:47):
I have a whole box of them to put my
wife's head on. She doesn't no yet, she doesn't play.
I'm gonna play with them, my Caitlin balls.

Speaker 4 (09:54):
I'm probably gonna put some Stanley Bulder again.

Speaker 2 (09:56):
I'm not even to tell you the site because this
is not a commercial, but that's become my new obsession.
And it's not that much more like seven bucks more?

Speaker 5 (10:01):
Oh really?

Speaker 2 (10:02):
Yeah, so you can get a noodle with your head
on it, like twenty bucks a box.

Speaker 3 (10:06):
That's awesome.

Speaker 5 (10:07):
Promo code Bobby's Balls promo.

Speaker 2 (10:09):
Nice play with Bobby's ball, all right, tittle tatlemy Lebron
is already talking about whether or not he's going to
retire this offseason, and looking back, who is the most
annoying athlete that you've had go back and forth in
junior retirement?

Speaker 4 (10:24):
Well, Aaron Rodgers recently was pretty annoying.

Speaker 2 (10:28):
I don't want recency bias to take me over, So
I'm gonna go Brett Farv because that one was that
was this is stupid over and over again, and they
were like tracking them with a helicopter and it was
the worst. And I liked far fine. I didn't dislike FARV.
I just became annoyed with that same little song and dance.
It's just so weird when Rogers started doing it too.

(10:49):
Also because of the other parallels, the Packers basically the
same stats. FARV also went to the Jets. Yeah, I
played with the Jets pro It's so oh, that's that's bizarre.
He's like bizarro FARV. But I'm going FARV and I'm
also rooting for Aaron Rodgers and the Jets. You know,
we had a little ankle ankle deal.

Speaker 5 (11:08):
Yeah, I saw that.

Speaker 2 (11:09):
Listen, ankle, this a calf and I think it's nothing.
It was from the version of the story that I
heard that I think has changed a bunch. They were
doing some conditioning and he like pull He's on the
side of the field and they just took pictures of him.
They really didn't know what was up, and they were
like Aaron Rodgers injured, and then Lazard was out too,
and they were like Lizard's hurt. I think he got
kicked in the balls or like punching the ball. So
it wasn't even a real injury promo code Lazard's balls.

(11:34):
But that's gonna be such a storyline the Jets.

Speaker 5 (11:36):
Yeah, they're gonna find anything they can.

Speaker 2 (11:38):
One it's New York. Two it's Aaron Rodgers, and those
two things by themselves already get a lot of press together.
Oh man, I'm rooting for him, though I usually hate
these situations. I'm rooting for Rogers to do it again,
all right, but I go Brett far most annoying retirement
of all time.

Speaker 4 (11:58):
Next.

Speaker 3 (11:58):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (11:58):
Current head coach openings include the Bucks, Sons and seventy
six Yers. We talked about a little bit if you
were an NBA coach, which one would you choose.

Speaker 2 (12:05):
It wouldn't be a Milwaukee because I don't want to
live in Milwaukee. The city's actually great, except in winter.
I don't like cold. I was actually surprised at how
awesome Milwaukee was. We did like four days there for
American Idol. We did one of our stops there or
was it basically open auditions and so I would just
go out with camera and they knew some of the
people they wanted me to talk to, but some I

(12:26):
would just go and find and make them sing and
but we'd spend all afternoon and all night in Milwaukee
just doing normal stuff. It was an amazing city, but it.

Speaker 4 (12:35):
Would just be too cold. I don't want to go
to Milwaukee.

Speaker 2 (12:37):
Who knows how long Giannis is going to be there anyway,
but I just want to want to go to Milwaukee. Now, Philadelphia,
same want going to Philadelphia's cold, and they'll beat me up.
I'm not a cup out for Philadelphia. I liked Philadelphia again.
I don't want to live anywhere cold. Philadelphia's sports media

(12:59):
seems real tough. I think if you get to choose,
that's a great job to get if it's the job
you get. But if you're making me choose, I ain't
going anywhere cold, And am I going anywhere where? The
team's kind of like, I don't know, are they gonna
be here? Is hardly going to be here? Does embiid
want to stay? Is he don't want to go to
the Knicks. I don't like that with Superstars. So I'm

(13:20):
going to Phoenix because one on a cold, two they
have a new owner. There's gonna be like a celebrity himself.
Young guy wants to win three. They all most have it.
There's thin but with Booker and Durant and then doesn't matter.
You go aiden you want to go, you can list.

(13:40):
They're about a player and a half away from being
really unstoppable in the West. I mean, Denver's so good,
but it's Denver and than everybody else in the West.
But Phoenix could be that that can they beat Denver team?
And I think they can if they've got just one
and a half more guys. Meaning, give me another quality starter,

(14:03):
give me a three guy not playing the three, but
give me a number three guy, and then give me
a good bench player that can just shoot. Give me
a shooter. They can need to some of those minutes.
Probably a two or three as well, because I mean
Katie and Booker play the whole game, every game. So
I'm going to Phoenix. I like Phoenix. Phoenix is awesome.
And if I haven't mentioned yet, it's not cold. Yes

(14:23):
spig factor there, Yes, next, all right?

Speaker 5 (14:25):
Leave I Stadium just got approved in San Francisco to
host a super Bowl in twenty twenty six. There's one
location you could go to a super Bowl. Where would
it be?

Speaker 2 (14:32):
To talk about super Bowls? I sound a little loud
of touch, but they're not fun. They kind of suck.
Now I'm gonna say that, And I understand I've been
pretty blessed in being able to go to a couple,
But I also think everybody should go to one if they can.
You have to go to one just to understand what's
happening and understand that it ain't that cool. I kind

(14:53):
of I'm be honest with you, I kind of compared
to being rich. I always like, if I'm rich, I'm
fixed all my problems. Nope, there's stuff I have to
worry about that I used to when I was poor.
But no, you're just it's you're more of the same person.
You're just more of it, and if you're going crazy,
you're crazier. There are times where I'm like, oh my god.
It's not even the money part. It's the pressure of

(15:14):
the performing, the ratings, that everything that comes with it,
because nobody just gets money with nothing else attached to it.

Speaker 4 (15:20):
Unless you win the lottery.

Speaker 2 (15:21):
You don't just get money because someone's like, ah, you
have a great smile, here's some money. But unless you
get there, you don't really realize it. Nothing really is different.
Like I can pay my bills. But I'm I'm going
I go crazy, Like I'm just like, what's that? I'm
so tired sometimes and I'm not whining, becau it's awesome.
I wouldn't try to finenthing in the whole world because

(15:42):
I get to do this stuff like this, right something
with super Bowl you have to go to go oh yeah, okay,
it's pretty cool. How about that.

Speaker 4 (15:51):
I don't want to do this again.

Speaker 5 (15:52):
Did you go days in advance or just that day?
Do you remember both?

Speaker 3 (15:57):
One of them?

Speaker 2 (15:57):
We flew in day to Miami, flew in and we
watched Drew Brees beat Peyton Manning. I believe that is
that Super Bowl. But then we went to Indy and
we went before. My thing is though, I'm not interested
in the parties, and unless you're like a big time celebrity,

(16:17):
you can't even get in. So I couldn't get into
a lot of the parties, and I didn't want to
even try to get in or go because that's just
not my thing. Like I'm not cut out for social anything.
Maybe that's why I'm not good at being rich, because
I don't like any of that stuff. I'd just like
to be able to pay my bills and make sure
my dogs can have surgery. Now, I'm good. Like that's
the part of it.

Speaker 4 (16:38):
It's cool.

Speaker 2 (16:39):
So i'd go if we were in a little rock
then only have a stadium there for a super Bowl
or an NFL team. I'd go through a mountain pine.

Speaker 3 (16:49):
I like it.

Speaker 2 (16:51):
But it's like prom to big build up and you
go and you're glad you win and you have a story,
but it's like it's okay, goes super Bowl.

Speaker 3 (17:01):
I don't know. I'm good.

Speaker 2 (17:02):
It didn't matter where it is unless it's like a
home win and they want me there. Like La had
been cool because it's inside Dome school and he was
cool because of Dome.

Speaker 4 (17:08):
Miami was cool because of the weather. Remember they head of
New York and ended up being.

Speaker 2 (17:11):
Okay, but that's freaking crazy to put one in New
York open air stadium.

Speaker 5 (17:16):
Yeah, I'm interested to see you in San Francisco too,
because it rains there a lot.

Speaker 2 (17:20):
It's cold. Temprecisco is oddly cold.

Speaker 5 (17:22):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 2 (17:22):
We did Breaking Bobby Bone in San Francisco and you
think California warm, No, it's way it's out way up there. Yeah,
and it's cold. Scrape it can be anyway. Yeah, so
I just so everybody knows Super Bowls overrated, but I
hope you get to go once. I didn't have to
pay for any of it, so oh oh no, I
didn't pay I was only gonna pay for that. No way,
I must spend a kind of money.

Speaker 5 (17:40):
Okay, that makes sense.

Speaker 2 (17:41):
Yeah, No, I went for in Indy. I was doing
a show on Fox Sports Radio and it was Rodick
and I and they were like, hey, we'd love for
you guys to go up and do the Super Bowl
press row, the radio row. And I was like, but
I don't want to take everybody. I don't want to
have to be and they were like, you don't have to.

(18:03):
You can literally have a really good spot and you
can just interview whoever you want. They built us a
huge stage. There was one of the bigger ones there.
We kind of felt like, wow, we got over dressed.
Is what it felt like. You show up to a
party overdressed. They built us this huge stage. Everybody else
is at tables, like really known personalities who I admire,
and we're like king dingling up on the throne. It
was awkward for me, and so we took lunchbox two

(18:25):
all three of us went. Lunchbox was kind of like
it was Andy and I and then Lunchbox was the
guy that would run and get guests or I mean
he was basically kick off Kevin.

Speaker 5 (18:36):
Nice but not kick off Kevin. Oh god, no, come
on the show.

Speaker 2 (18:41):
Yeah, that's when he yelled at Warren Sapa. Warren Sapple
was like, get out of my face. And then Miami
we just went because Andy had tickets in the suite.
It was like, dude, let's just go.

Speaker 3 (18:53):
So we went.

Speaker 2 (18:53):
Yeah, it's good. That's a good part. All right, what else?

Speaker 3 (18:54):
All right?

Speaker 5 (18:55):
Last one here. Tom Brady was seen giving advice to
the top four quarterbacks in the draft this year. What's
the best career advice you've ever received?

Speaker 2 (19:02):
Oh, it's good, I'm gonna go worst. First, I was
with a guy who does radio, or did for thirty
years or so, and I was probably in my twenties,
like twenty four to twenty five. This was just starting
to work for me, and he said, hey, let me
give you some advice. He said, you just need to

(19:23):
lay low and stay out of the way if you
want to keep your job, because if you're squeaky at all,
those are the first people to go and now I
remember having that moment where I was like, man, maybe
he's right, and every instinct of mine is wrong because
he's been doing it for like twenty five or thirty years.
It didn't last long until I was like, there's no web,
never gonna survive landlow. Worst advice I ever got was

(19:46):
laylow now if you just want to be steady. But
even then, if you ain't making way more money than
they're making, you ain't making him way more money than
they're spending, you ain't gonna keep your job.

Speaker 5 (20:00):
Now when you say laying low, do you mean like
stay out of the way or all that.

Speaker 2 (20:04):
Don't get in trouble, don't rock the boat, don't say
anything controversial, don't pick fights, Like just laylan, do a
pretty good job. If you laylan, do a pretty good job,
you're gonna get in trouble, you're gonna keep your job.
And I was like, I'd rather roll the dice and
try to be the greatest ever and flame out then
just being yeah, pretty good. So that was the worst
advice I ever got, and I'm glad I didn't live

(20:25):
by it. But I think he was coming from a
good place when he told me that because he was
able to lay low on being radio for thirty years.
Best advice I ever got was I was thinking about
going on Dancing with the Stars. There were a couple
offers at the same time to me of two different shows.
One was a competition show where I would host it
on a cable network so not a network show, and

(20:47):
one was Dancing with the Stars on a network network,
which was ABC. But I wasn't hosting it. I was
just one of twelve or thirteen, and I'd never watched
Dancing with the Stars as far as like sitting down
to watch the show. I'd seen clips or I never
watched Dancing with the Stars. I didn't really know what
happened there except you dancing got a score. I never

(21:08):
danced in my life. It wasn't interesting to me as
far as watching it or following it because I didn't
care about dance. I'd never danced, and I was like,
I don't want to go on the show because it's
all like at the time, I thought, I saw losers
they go on the show that have like been famous
before and this is their last hurrah. So I called Charlemagne,
who goes by Charlemane, the god the breakfast club in

(21:28):
New York City, who's probably, professionally speaking, one of my
closest friends. Professionally like or closest people. We don't talk
as like Buddy is a whole lot. But if I'm
in New York or he's here, or we have quite
we hitch other ball. He goes to my wedding like
that's like my dude, I trust him with everything. When
I got in trouble, before I got fined the million bucks,
when everybody else was hitting me up, going dude, oh

(21:50):
my god, he just sent me a page full of
laughing emojis because he was like, dude's gonna be fine.
You're kidding me. You may have to pay a bunch
of money, or the company, well, they ain't fire it.
But he was like, he's he keeps it extremely real
with me, so it doesn't matter if he says something
good or bad, like I trust that that's his truth.
He's telling me his truth. And so I called him
and I said, hey, man, think about doing Dancing with
the Stars. Have this offer, but have this other offer.

(22:12):
I said, but I don't want to go and dance
with the stars if it's going to be like I'm
gonna be lame. He said, do you think the dancing
part's lamb? I said, well, I don't know how to
do it. He said, okay, let's remove that. He said,
so what's lamb about it? I said, I don't know.
If I go on there, like who's on that show? Arkle,
who's on that show? People you know? And he said, okay,
but if you look to see the people that were

(22:32):
on that show going the opposite direction, like Kim Kardashian
was on that show, Michael Strahan was on that show
when he was turning his career into media. Wendy Williams
was doing that show before she blew up. He said,
don't take and just look at what everybody else tells
you to look at. Look at also, and you know,
invest a little bit of time and seeing if there
are any people that are trying to do what you're

(22:52):
doing with it.

Speaker 4 (22:53):
And he goes, and there are.

Speaker 2 (22:54):
He said, I thought about that show forever, but I
can name like four or five people that use that
show on win in the upb direction. And I was like, dang.

Speaker 4 (23:00):
He's like, yeah, it's a platform, go get it.

Speaker 2 (23:04):
Do you ever dance?

Speaker 1 (23:05):
No?

Speaker 2 (23:07):
He danced.

Speaker 1 (23:07):
No.

Speaker 2 (23:07):
We don't get kicked off anyway. So I did it
obviously one But that was the best advice I ever
got as far as career advice. So probably given a
pretty good avice to I wish I could think of
some I think I might be in the hole with
him though. That's pretty good advice for me. And so
that was it. And the show that they offered me
failed after one season. Really yeah, I can tell you

(23:28):
what it was off.

Speaker 5 (23:28):
The air, Okay, well, yeah, did you feel like that
propelled your the Dancing with the Stars career or like
got you more opportunities or just got your name out
there more your face your.

Speaker 2 (23:38):
I feel like that since I won, it showed the
power of the platform we have. I feel like it
opened the doors to people going, oh, you won, you
must be a really good Like there was just a

(23:58):
respect with executives, not because they're dancing, but figuring out
how to win this show, right. And I don't think
it made me anymore whatever famous is, because I'm just
that's famous is not really a thing anymore. There are
just certain areas that you're just more known. Because fame
is so fractured, there are people that you may think

(24:21):
is famous because you follow on my TikTok, or you
watch their show on Car and Truck Network, or it's
like if you're passionate about something and somebody's really good
at and known for it, to you, they're famous. But
there are people my wife loves, I've never even heard
of them, and they're famous to her. So the fame
thing doesn't even exist. I don't go out anymore and

(24:41):
go I wonder if people are looking at me. Now
sometimes I'm quickly reminded that people are looking at me
when they're recording me and my wife having dinner.

Speaker 4 (24:48):
That stuff's always weird.

Speaker 2 (24:49):
Yeah, but it's not like fame where you're like, mm,
they know who's here.

Speaker 4 (24:54):
It's not at all.

Speaker 2 (24:56):
Even some of my friends that are pretty big country stars,
they're like, yeah, it's just weird because we can go
places and people that don't listen to country that they
don't give a crap, they don't know, they'll never know.
So no, I don't think it may. I just don't
think fame's a real thing anymore. I think there's notoriety
and then there's fame. I think I have some notoriety,
but the fame part of it, you got to hit

(25:17):
real hard to have fame, and I don't think I've
ever hit that. So I made a lot of money
off that show. Could you make ten grand the first check?

Speaker 3 (25:26):
Week one?

Speaker 2 (25:26):
You don't get paid and I may say some of
this wrong week two because they don't kick anybody off
week one. If you survive week two, you get ten grand.
Then it's like ten ten, ten, twenty twenty, twenty fifty.
It's something like that build up. But you just make
it to the final episode, you get full pay. There's
no like you one. You get money.

Speaker 4 (25:46):
Everybody making the final episodes is getting like another fifty
grand or so.

Speaker 5 (25:49):
Oh okay, So.

Speaker 4 (25:51):
I made I make good money off of it, But
it was to me that was just it was.

Speaker 2 (25:55):
The challenge of winding that thing when I was not
good at it, and it showed me it doesn't matter
what it is. I can just I can attack it,
learn as I go, pivot when I need to, and
be successful. So this isn't And Mike and I lived
together in a crappy apartment in las Man is wild times.

Speaker 5 (26:14):
Yeah, i'd never seen an episode of that show either,
and then went and saw every episode You dance.

Speaker 2 (26:18):
It was a while. I think back about that and
is wild times because it's NonStop work and do that show.
I would do the radio show towards some on the weekends,
and I was dancing twelve hours a day, and then
Mike was always on call because if I had a
hour and a half, we'd run to the radio station
and record something.

Speaker 4 (26:37):
It's brutal, but it was really it's amazing, and.

Speaker 5 (26:39):
Even when you weren't rehearsing, you were like writing down
the steps, trying to learn all the dances, trying to
just memorize.

Speaker 2 (26:44):
It sucks so bad, Like I was really bad at
that show. And sometimes my feelings get hurt. People like, oh,
you suck, But then I remember I do, so I
did suck. People are like, man, you're terrible, like they're
insulting me that they are trying to insult me. There'll
be some of these Dancing with the Stars articles that
come up. They're like worst ever and they're like by bones,
and I'm like, you know what, you can suck. You
know what. They're right, they're right because I think that too.

(27:05):
I don't like when somebody else says it because it's.

Speaker 3 (27:07):
Up every year.

Speaker 5 (27:07):
They're like, oh, not another Bobby Bone. Situation.

Speaker 2 (27:09):
Yes, why they changed the rules after I won the show?
They changed Well, if I was a diehard fan, I
get it. It'd be like somebody coming to the NFL
who wants to play quarterback but he has three arms
and he can throw from either Side're like, well, this
is odd and he's got an advantage and it's not
his faulty has this advantage was born. I just came
from a place where the platform is huge.

Speaker 4 (27:30):
And are our people are loyal. I'm loyal to them,
They're loyal to me. It's amazing. Love it anyway.

Speaker 2 (27:34):
That's enough?

Speaker 3 (27:35):
Is that it?

Speaker 5 (27:35):
That's it?

Speaker 3 (27:35):
All right?

Speaker 2 (27:36):
Thank you?

Speaker 5 (27:37):
His name ever the tunnel Tunnel up.

Speaker 2 (27:43):
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(28:03):
that one. I told you to beut this one. So
the recap from Tuesday night Boston hit the one and
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and I was at dinner. I was I was somewhere
because you text me Opry. I was working the Opry
and Kevin goes we did it or something like that.

Speaker 4 (28:21):
I just said, I was like, what do you mean?

Speaker 2 (28:24):
One point? And so the over runner was two sixteen.
I went to two fifteen. I said take the under.
So I didn't get to watch that live. I watched
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working with the opera in between. But thank you very much,
tuned the crap out of that. So let's go. Let's
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(28:45):
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three sixty nine. See show notes for full to tails. Okay,
he's got a movie called The Machine. He's super funny.
He's the comedian look him up. You see a picture
and be like, oh, it's that dude, Like I knew
who he was, But some people on the show were like,
oh yeah, we knew when we didn't know his.

Speaker 4 (29:48):
Name, Bert Kreischer. The movie is called The Machine.

Speaker 2 (29:52):
It's in theaters May twenty fifth, which is Friday, So
if you listen on Thursday, it's tomorrow. He's doing fully
loaded comedy festival Tops of the World tours, Got Razzle
Dazzle on Netflix. All right, that's it here, he is
Burt krysher Burrow.

Speaker 3 (30:06):
What's up, man, Bobby Bones. I am a fan, buddy.

Speaker 2 (30:11):
There is no way let me say this because I'm
a massive fan of yours.

Speaker 6 (30:17):
Intimate stuff about you. I'm a fan and I know
intimate stuff about.

Speaker 2 (30:20):
Okay, listen, let's start with this, because here's what I
want to say about you, Bert, is that my wife
tells me that everything's not a bit, because I think
everything is a bit that I either do on this
show or on a stage. She goes, everything's not a
bit with you sharing such personal information about your life
in certain places.

Speaker 4 (30:38):
Are you ever told hey, is ain't a bit? You
can't do all this all the time?

Speaker 3 (30:43):
Yeah? Yeah.

Speaker 6 (30:43):
My daughter had this said something absolutely hilarious to me.
I can't even reference what it's in regards to but
she said something absolutely hilarious to me. That is one
of the worst things you could say to another person.
And I put it in my last special razzle dazzle and.

Speaker 3 (30:58):
She saw it.

Speaker 6 (30:59):
She goes, yeah, you gotta take it out. I was like,
what she's like, that was a secret. These are some
things are secret, dad, And so I offer her ten
grand and she turned it away, and then I got
to one hundred grand I talk, maybe one hundred thousand
dollars for this bit.

Speaker 3 (31:12):
She's like, Dad, when you die, I get all your money.

Speaker 2 (31:15):
Wait was it already up and then you took it
or was it just done?

Speaker 6 (31:19):
It was posted So the way Netflix works, you send
in your final watch McCall and then they got to
upload it to the server.

Speaker 3 (31:25):
They had to take it off the server and re
edit the special.

Speaker 2 (31:29):
For one hundred thousand dollars, she would, Man, that's okay,
I like it good.

Speaker 4 (31:33):
I don't feel so.

Speaker 6 (31:34):
All, but hey, everything is fair game to me to
a fault, to a fault, and I forget that. Not
everyone's like that, you know, so like like, uh, my wife,
I have I have pill for that poor woman's life.
I mean, I talked about her giving birth, I've talked
about her farting at intimate times of love. I've talked
about I've talked about everything in that woman has rolled

(31:55):
with it.

Speaker 4 (31:56):
Is she funnier than you?

Speaker 3 (31:58):
No?

Speaker 4 (31:59):
Oh okay, Wyfe's funnier than I am.

Speaker 2 (32:01):
And it's like it sucks because she doesn't even care
to be public.

Speaker 4 (32:04):
She doesn't want to be public.

Speaker 2 (32:05):
She she's better at what I get celebrated for so
when I go home, I'm not even the most talented
at what I do for a living.

Speaker 3 (32:11):
I'll tell you something, Bobby.

Speaker 6 (32:12):
I was at dinner one time, and you know, like
they always say that all the all the ladies, I
bet you're the funny one at home, and Leanne's like,
I am the funny one. I said to her, in
front of everyone, I said, do you have any idea
how insulting that is. My comedy has paid for our lifestyle,
the house that we're throwing, this dinner party, in your car,
our cell phones, her college. To think that you're the

(32:34):
funny one at home is a slap in the face
to what I do for a living.

Speaker 2 (32:38):
Woman, But does she really feel that way?

Speaker 4 (32:40):
Then she stops saying it.

Speaker 6 (32:42):
No, no, no, she so Leanne's funny in her own
I'll tell you what. Here's the interesting part. Leanne and
Georgia are the two Jimmy crickets in our life. Like
they witness funny stuff and they'll point it out. I'm
not good at knowing what's funny, and neither is Isla
and I lived like a really untethered life, and George

(33:05):
and Idol will point it out like my closing bit
for Razzle Dazzle about the Escape Room. I was on
stage and I think in Jersey and Georgia just called
from college. When a college student calls, you answer no
matter what. I'm on stage. She's what are you doing?
I said, I'm on stage. She said, hey, are you
telling the the escape room bit? And I was like, no,
that's not I don't have it. It's not a bit

(33:25):
you should tell that. And I was like, really, she
I can't remember that. Papa than Nana into the wall
and I was like, oh, and the room laughs.

Speaker 3 (33:31):
Right.

Speaker 6 (33:32):
She walked me through this bit and I was not
telling it, and it became my closer.

Speaker 2 (33:37):
Does she ever improve it? My wife will improve jokes
for me. I will go what about this? And she's
like what if you said this here? And I'm like,
I get so offended, but then it's always better. Does
your wife ever do that with you?

Speaker 6 (33:49):
Yeah, there's a joke I have right now about my wife.
My wife's family is UH is real redneck and she
was like, there she has two cousins who are married
and UH and they was saying, they go they they can't,
but they ain't blo. That's how they defend it, and
it's it's I turned into a whole bit and it's
doing well. And then it didn't do well at the

(34:10):
store the other night. And Leanne I gets in the car.
She has great comic instincts and she goes, it's too mean.
You're being too mean, Like you need to like, you
need to soften it, like they're my family. You gotta
pretend like you like them, and it's just coming off mean.
She's really Leanne is really insightful in business, in instincts,
in like like I mean, she I did a series

(34:31):
called The Cabin on Netflix. She went through and watched
every edit and gave notes. I couldn't even watch the thing.
I get so embarrassed and so but Leanne did that.
She goes through everything with the fine tooth comb. She
edits all my specials. She like sits in the edit
bay and goes and she'll she's brutal. She'll be like,

(34:51):
get to the funny, Get to the funny. Why are
we thanking omaha? Get to the funny.

Speaker 3 (34:56):
Just get to it, dude.

Speaker 2 (34:58):
People because media so fractured, famous so fractured, what do
you mean his fame anymore? But do people recognize you
now as the guy on TikTok who has a podcast,
more than the guy that does stand up or more
than the guy that has TV shows. Like, do you
ever just get you're the guy I'll watch on TikTok?

Speaker 3 (35:15):
Yeah, I get that.

Speaker 6 (35:15):
I actually get that a lot. You're the kool Aid guy.
Oh I saw you on TikTok. You're the guy that. Yeah,
you're the naked guy on TikTok.

Speaker 3 (35:21):
I get.

Speaker 6 (35:22):
It's crazy, especially when you see grown men that do
it and you're like, are you on TikTok? Like I
have a TikTok, but I like, I have a TikTok
that I use, but I have a team that just
posts my videos to it, Like I don't. I'm not
on I'm on Instagram, Like I'm an old man. I'm
on Instagram and my daughters have burner accounts, and so
I have a burner account on TikTok and my daughter's

(35:43):
Burner account showed up in my feed and I gave
it to my assistant. I was like, look at it.
Tell me if there's something I.

Speaker 3 (35:49):
Need to know.

Speaker 4 (35:52):
I once out of somebody.

Speaker 2 (35:53):
I was in a meeting and greet and they were like, hey,
I could add on clear glasses, and they said, hey,
is there any way you would go get your normal
glasses and put on And I saw I could take
a picture with you, and I was like, that's kind
of weird.

Speaker 3 (36:02):
So I did it.

Speaker 2 (36:03):
But I was thinking about you before this interview. Do
people ever go, hey, would you take your shirt offs?
So I get a picture with you with your shirt off?

Speaker 3 (36:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (36:11):
Oh, last night were at the Lakers game and uh,
and these fans were we were in a box and
it was like and it was a bunch of very famous,
like the most famous comedians in the world, and these
fans were one of We're taking pictures and then they're
like looking at me and they're going, take your shirt off?
And I'm like, can't I just be standing next to

(36:31):
the Can I just be on route Mount Rushmore instead
of having like, like take your shirt off?

Speaker 4 (36:38):
And how often do you do it?

Speaker 3 (36:40):
Though?

Speaker 2 (36:40):
Because you still I saw you hitting in a golf
ball at one of these events and you took a
shirt off hit the golf ball like you still like
I have to as well at times I have to
do it.

Speaker 4 (36:49):
But are you starting to do it less and less?

Speaker 3 (36:51):
No? I don't.

Speaker 6 (36:52):
I definitely, there is a line, but like you know,
it's addictive. It's like you ever wake up.

Speaker 3 (36:58):
In the morning, You're like, I'm not drinking tonight, and then.

Speaker 6 (37:01):
After you work out and you get through your day,
and then at like four o'clock, you're like, I want
a drink because it's that first drink. That first drink
is the one that tickles you. That's what's taking your
shirts off. Like it's like it really tickles me, Like
it makes me like you rip it off, and there's
always a big pop whenever you rip it off, and
it it just whatever I'm about to do, it adds

(37:22):
to it. It makes it just a little bit better,
like a little sprinkle, a little sprinkle of fairy dust.

Speaker 2 (37:29):
Let's talk about the movie The Machine.

Speaker 4 (37:31):
A couple of things that I want to say.

Speaker 2 (37:33):
First is it's a question about comedy movies because there
aren't as many. I mean, back at ten years ago,
twenty years ago, we lived for them old school. I mean,
we can just list them all. It was one after
the other, and it's what I look forward to. Why
is there a void of these movies like yours The Machine?

Speaker 4 (37:50):
But where are the comedy movies?

Speaker 3 (37:53):
I think it has to do with price point.

Speaker 6 (37:55):
In all honesty, is that what happened is there was
a heyday of comedy movies because they can make it
at a great price point. And so like these early
events fall on Owen Wilson, Will Ferrell, those movies were
all made for like for like. I was just kind
of a conversation about this last night, for like thirty million,
I think fifty million, and the early ones, the beginning ones,

(38:16):
the ones that we're like, are are we the ones
we loved? And you can always make money back people
are going to theaters, and then as streamers started to
show up, you couldn't make money back on the price
point that these guys needed to make their money right,
And so I think it was just a thing of
price point. So they made the machine for I think
twenty million, because they can. I think what it is
is you need. I think Hollywood got scared off. Wokee

(38:38):
culture scared everyone off a little bit because I mean
some of what they would say in these old comedies
is absolutely atrocious.

Speaker 3 (38:45):
Now you watch it, you're like, whoa paging doctor? Who?
And so?

Speaker 6 (38:51):
But but what I think is happening now is there's
a bunch of comics that have gotten platforms on their
own through podcasting and stand up And I think if
I'm hoping, if the Machine does well, it'll be proof
in the pudding that you can make a comedy with
Tim Dillon, Burt Christ or Mark Norman, Jay Big, j Okerson,

(39:12):
all of these great comics, Tom Segura, Joey Diaz, you
can make it for thirty million dollars and make money back.
That's why I'm being serious when I say this. If
you're listening, go out to the movies this Saturday, this
Sunday tonight, go out to the movies and support comedy,
live comedy in supporting this movie, because if this pops, Dude,

(39:33):
that opens the floodgates for everyone, because every studio will
throw twenty million out of comic and let them make
their thing.

Speaker 2 (39:40):
The Machine opens May twenty fifth, and it's only in theaters.
And so, but this was a bit that you used
to do in your because I've seen a couple different
versions of it. Did the bit did the story improve?
Like did you learn how to tell it better? Or
did the first time you go out? Did you just
tell it as not even a joke? Like how did

(40:02):
this start? And can you let the guys here on
the show who don't know the story kind of know
what it's about.

Speaker 6 (40:06):
Yeah, when I was twenty two years old, I got
Bob with the Russian mafia and we robbed the train
and we robbed my class.

Speaker 3 (40:12):
And it sounds ridiculous.

Speaker 6 (40:14):
The first time I ever told it was on Loveline
and it was a kid from my class calling in
to doctor Drewer saying, hey, why don't you tell him
about the time he robbed your class in Russia? And
I just that time, I just told it, just facts,
like yeah, and then as I told it, I tell
it on other radio shows. It's like piece by piece
and it would get better as you improve it. Just

(40:37):
little things that either you remembered or you were like, oh,
I don't need to share all of that. And then
I told her on Rogan and I never told her
on stage. I told her on Rogan and Rogan's like,
you need to tell this on stage. I was like, man,
I'm not gonna It's not a stage story. And he
on his podcast is the early beginnings of Rogan. He
told all his fans you are to go out to
his shows, you are to chant the machine until he

(40:59):
tells from this day forward, this man is only to
be known as the Machine Chant the Machine until he
tells it. That weekend in Columbus, the audience would not
stop and they were like, come on, Bert, you well
fake laugh. You gotta do it, Bert, you gotta do it.
And so that first weekend I told it and it sucked.
It was twenty minutes long, and it sucked for a

(41:21):
solid year. Bobby like, it sucked so bad that at
one point I was like, this isn't gonna work. And
then one night I found the fix. The fix was
the tag at the end of the joke. I don't
know's it's dirty, so I'll save it. But I used
to think the end of the joke was tonight you
party with us, but it wasn't. For whatever reason, the

(41:43):
audience dictates how a story goes. And once I found
the end, I saw I changed my comedy entirely, Like
everything clicked in an instant, and the end was if
that be this is Russia, right, that's the end. Because
then the audience started with a plowed and go it's over,
You're done, And man, it changed the way I did

(42:05):
stand up. It changed so much. I was trying to
be like a Dame Cook rip off like I was. Look,
all of us were. Dame was so impressive, and I
wanted to be young. I wanted to be cool. I
want to talk about drugs and edgy stuff. And then
all of a sudden I told that story, and I realized,
a good story is a good story. I can tell
a story about my daughter, I can tell a story

(42:26):
about my dad. I just tell a story about my wife,
about just the simplest stuff.

Speaker 3 (42:30):
And it changed.

Speaker 6 (42:31):
I mean it changed literally the way I did everything.
If you look at like the Machine, that the first
it's it's on Netflix right now. That's that you can
see hints of old Bert when you go to Secret Time.
That is after I learned how to tell the machine,
and that is that is that is who I am today.

Speaker 2 (42:49):
So run the plot of the movie here, so because
and is it exactly like the story. I mean, you
got some fun and you got got a guy from
Star Wars in the movie too, so you got the
yeah to do that. Do the plot here, just so
we know what we're getting into here.

Speaker 6 (43:03):
Okay, I'll tell you this is the interesting part is
I went to sell it to the legendary I pitched
some two other movies and he bought those movies. He's like,
all right, which one you want to make? And I
was like, well, if you're telling me I can make
a movie, i'd want to make the Machine. And he's like, yeah,
why didn't you pitch that. I was like, I don't know,
so I'm afraid it would be good. And I get
kidnapped by the Russian mafia and he was.

Speaker 3 (43:21):
Like, sold, that's our movie. That's our movie.

Speaker 6 (43:25):
So the movie is a reimagining of that bit, my
viral bit that's like eighty million views that this movie
is a reimagining of that.

Speaker 3 (43:34):
So it's the story is me and my.

Speaker 6 (43:37):
Father played by Mark Hamill aka Luke Skywalker from Star Wars.
Me and my father get kidnapped by the Russian mafia
and we get taken back to Russia by the mafia
to atone for the crimes of my past. For me,
So the story of me robbing the train. I did
something really wrong on that and now I got to
go back to Russia and pay for that. And it
really is what I love about this movie and what

(43:59):
I loved about the It's an old school action comedy,
you know, like uh like Midnight Run, Like Midnight Run
is just a good story that happens to be funny.
You uh, A Romancing the Stone that's a good story
that happens to be funny, like uh, the Last Boy Scout.

(44:19):
Like there's great action comedies that like I love that genre.
Straight comedies are man that is a tough that's that
you got a nod to those guys like leave It
to Waiki, that guy that does the thing. But like,
so it's an action comedy. It's me and Mark Camill
when we get kidnapped by Russia mo Offian and it's
just a wild ride.

Speaker 4 (44:40):
So then let me ask this be one of my
final questions.

Speaker 2 (44:42):
I would be afraid that somebody in Russia would actually
if you are offensive to Russian mobsters, which why wouldn't
you be It's hilarious that someone would like hack your
crap just to show you you don't mess with Russia.

Speaker 3 (44:57):
Let's not put that in the universe.

Speaker 2 (44:58):
Bobby, I'm I'm freaking out. I'll be like, I mean,
there's I start talking about North Korea. Once I stopped
mid sentence and I was like, you know what, I'm good.
I almost I just don't want to deal with the
hackers of North Korea trying to get into my life.

Speaker 6 (45:12):
So I'll tell you what, I live pretty clean, I do.
I mean I don't have I don't have many secrets.
I mean there's I'm sure I do have a few.
I'm sure once they hack your main frame, you're like, oh,
I get a lot of secrets.

Speaker 3 (45:22):
I get a lot of secrets.

Speaker 6 (45:23):
But if if, if Putin takes it upon himself and
he goes, this is my mission, I'm gonna ruin this kid.

Speaker 3 (45:29):
This kid, I'm fifty. What am I talking about? I
guess to him, I'm a kid.

Speaker 6 (45:32):
Then I think this movie will do very well at
the boss.

Speaker 2 (45:36):
Okay, I think it's very funny. I good luck, good
luck to you. Would you ever go to Russia and
promote this?

Speaker 6 (45:44):
So I tried. I tried, and my wife put the
kebash on it. I was like, yo, let me take
a screener to Putin. You know, I'm not I'm not
bigging the news. And so I didn't realize they were kidnapped,
they were arresting journalists. My wife's I was like, yeah,
I'm just gotta rush before it's bad, and she's like, no,
they're they're locking up journalists and I was like, but

(46:07):
I'm not a journalist, I'm just a comedian.

Speaker 3 (46:09):
And they're like, they're trading for an arms dealer.

Speaker 2 (46:11):
In a heartbeat, yeah, they're poison you quick that. You
know though, while you get bumped all of a sudden,
you're poisoned. That's what they do over there.

Speaker 4 (46:18):
Or you jump out of me, right.

Speaker 6 (46:19):
I know I watched that. I was on Netflix. Did
you watch that on Netflix?

Speaker 2 (46:23):
I've watched on the news.

Speaker 4 (46:25):
I don't know what do you watch on Netflix?

Speaker 6 (46:26):
There's a whole documentary about about the people getting knocked
off by by Bobby.

Speaker 3 (46:31):
Why are we even talking about this? We're put in
the universe, Bobby.

Speaker 5 (46:34):
I'm gonna telling you how I feel.

Speaker 2 (46:35):
That's what I would be scared about.

Speaker 6 (46:37):
Okay, let inside Bobby, keep that inside you the guy
in an orgy going should we work condoms?

Speaker 3 (46:46):
You know what? You're right?

Speaker 4 (46:47):
And I am that, Bobby?

Speaker 3 (46:48):
Can I ask you something?

Speaker 2 (46:49):
I don't know?

Speaker 3 (46:50):
How come I don't I don't do your show more often.
I don't.

Speaker 2 (46:53):
You never offered up to come on the show, so
I don't know that.

Speaker 6 (46:56):
I'm a fan. I'm a fan. I'm a fan and
I always wonder why I never do this.

Speaker 4 (47:00):
You've never said, hey, can I come on the show?
Not one time? So how do I know that you
want to come on the show If I never know?

Speaker 2 (47:05):
How come you never had me on the podcast because
I've never said, hey, can I be on the podcast?

Speaker 3 (47:09):
Can you? Will you be on my podcast?

Speaker 2 (47:11):
No, this is not real life on a we're on
the air, and so we do fake stuff like you
invited me to your podcast and then I hit you
up afterward and you're like now here talking about pr
person and they go, oh, he's busy.

Speaker 5 (47:20):
Exactly what happens.

Speaker 6 (47:22):
I'm gonna put it in you. I'm gonna make this happen.
I'm gonna make this happen. I want you to be
a cast bear.

Speaker 4 (47:26):
Okay, look, this is fun. It's a fun bit, right,
fun bit, we're having fun.

Speaker 3 (47:31):
Mart's funny.

Speaker 2 (47:35):
He did take a shirt.

Speaker 3 (47:36):
All right, there we go, look at these Look at
these delts, Bobby, I'm jack dang, dude, you are jacked. Yeah, yeah,
I'm gonna testosterone? Are you said?

Speaker 2 (47:44):
I know I'm asking a real question because I did
not expect you to have By the way, he got
the muscles on his neck at a level that I've
never seen them.

Speaker 3 (47:50):
Are you lifting I benched to eighty five this morning?

Speaker 2 (47:54):
One time or multi time?

Speaker 3 (47:56):
Yeah? One time?

Speaker 4 (47:58):
I mean I could do two twenty five. Like, So,
I don't know, Bobby.

Speaker 6 (48:03):
Let's do a little boys weekend. You come out to
LA will work out? I have you on my cooking show.

Speaker 3 (48:06):
Will me up with?

Speaker 4 (48:10):
This is never gonna happen?

Speaker 2 (48:11):
I would love to Yes, The answer is yes.

Speaker 3 (48:14):
It's a bit, right, A bit, Bobby, It's not a bit.

Speaker 2 (48:17):
Okay, listen, everybody go watch the machine. I don't know
to say, but yeah, I'll be over. Heck, I'll be
over today. It's a bit so there he is, Hey, Bert,
I go watch the machine?

Speaker 3 (48:32):
All right?

Speaker 2 (48:32):
Burt Krasher super funny. And I did text him, did
you guys leave that in the interview where he gives
the first part of the number, let me take that out?

Speaker 4 (48:40):
Oh you did?

Speaker 2 (48:42):
Got it? So at the end of the interview he's like, hey,
text me, I'll prove to you. Did you leave the
part where he's like, come do my podcast? And so
I was like, okay, fine. So he gives me his
number and then he texted me, and that text I
was like Hey, ude, it's funny. He's like, yeah, great,
come on podcast, and I was like, okay, well, you

(49:04):
finish all your press and if you hit me back
in a few weeks and you still want it, we'll
definitely talk about it. I just wanted to feel pressured
because he said it on that that I had to
go on this podcast, which is really good, by the way,
really popular. So there's that bark crashure. Thank you for
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Speaker 2 (50:07):
Okay, Patrick Mahomes was talking about quarterbacks getting paid into him.
He says legacy and winning rings and not money are
the most important thing. And I can absolutely agree with
That's how I feel about this, and I say that

(50:27):
even too would like this show and creating something. There
are times where I take the money that I have
been paid in my contract and when my other people
can't get paid. I'm just making a comparison to what
NFL players can do and will do, and maybe we'll
see Patrick Mahomes do this. I pay them form my salary.
I just go, Okay, you don't want to give them,
I don't tell them. There are people over the years

(50:48):
that I've just been like, they need a raise, just
take it from my salary. It's like taking lower money
so other people on the team can make money. And
if my homes starts to do that, I go like,
that's for for real, real, I do believe my fund.

Speaker 4 (51:03):
Patrick Mahomes is pretty authentic guy. But he's also making.

Speaker 2 (51:08):
Well four hundred fifty million bucks in that deal, So
it's easy to say that when you make a four
hundred fifty million bucks. But also I don't know what
he's done, so he may who knows, But I do
believe him. And it's hard to believe somebody that was
making half a million bucks and they go up, money's
not important, But it's like easy to say when you
make half a million bucks.

Speaker 4 (51:24):
No, half a billion bucks. Yeah he does to make more,
yeah for sure, like yearly. Yes, So I believe him.

Speaker 2 (51:33):
People were giving them a hard time, and I will
say that it's hard to believe somebody when they say
money's not the most important thing, that they're making half
a billion dollars. But Patrick Mahomes seems like a pretty authentic,
genuine dude who wants to win, and I see him
as a guy. They would go, all right, restructure this
part of the deal I'll take a little. Tom Brady
did that, Yeah, he sure, because he wanted titles. Tom

(51:56):
Brady's a ring guy. Ye at least later on. And
you know what, easy to be a ring guy after
you have all your money and your wife's got a
billion dollars too. Okay, what do you want me to do?
He did say, take less of I take less of
this contract so I can pay other people. So I
think you'll see my homes do that later if he's
not already talking about doing it, especially situationally.

Speaker 4 (52:19):
Like if it's like for a specific player.

Speaker 2 (52:21):
Like Kelsey, I don't think he's gonna go, Hey, guys,
here's the thing. I just woke up this morning. Fill
in generous, take ten mili out, do whatever you want
with it. That probably gonna happen. But it feels like
specifically to get somebody that he wants or keeps somebody
that he wants. I could definitely see him doing that.
Way you think about the new fair catch ule, I
get it.

Speaker 5 (52:37):
I'm not surprised by it. And then I understand why
players are mad it's gonna take jobs away, and that
kind of sucks. Like the NFL is going towards that route.
Where taking the concussions out, which I understand. I don't
like it because I like watching the kickoff. I like
watching the kickoff return.

Speaker 2 (52:51):
But they got to say, face, let me read you
the article and then I'll give you my feelings.

Speaker 4 (52:55):
Which is the accurate feeling to have.

Speaker 2 (52:58):
Of course, of course, Tuesday, NFL owners approved their proposal
that will allow teams that fair catch kickoffs and safety
kicks behind the twenty five yard line to spot the
ball at the twenty five yard line. The rule will
go into effect for one season on a trial basis.
For example, if you fair catch it on the nine,

(53:24):
you don't have to stay on the nine. You go
to the twenty five. So everybody knows exactly what's going
on here. League officials said the kickoff plays generate the
highest rates of concussions.

Speaker 4 (53:34):
They go through all the stats. Players are upset.

Speaker 2 (53:37):
This will take the play out of the game and
ultimately lead to some player losing their job as core
special teamers.

Speaker 4 (53:43):
Do away with the kickoff completely.

Speaker 2 (53:45):
There's no need how many times does something actually happen
on the kickoff versus how many times are the people
getting injured? And what about that time that could just
be another offensive play. I'd rather see an offensive play
than a kickoff return.

Speaker 5 (54:01):
You but I love it.

Speaker 2 (54:03):
Let's go, let's go skip Bayless.

Speaker 5 (54:07):
Those that small amount of times you do see something
makes it so exciting.

Speaker 3 (54:13):
Fun of me.

Speaker 2 (54:13):
If they didn't wear helmets, that would be so fun.
There's a lot of things that would look spectacular. And
when they could kill receivers across the middle, you know,
or when they could rock quarterbacks, yeah, that was fun. Yes,
it's fun to see, but it sucks whenever somebody gets hurt.

Speaker 4 (54:28):
It's valuable.

Speaker 2 (54:30):
And when everyone's like, we can't believe quarterbacks they can't
even be touched, I'm like, I get it.

Speaker 4 (54:33):
That's annoying. However, the more annoying thing.

Speaker 2 (54:35):
Is that if you have a franchise quarterback and he's
out for three or four games and you'll lose three
or four games, and then the ratings are down, and
then they're like, well, that's not football. Well you never
played real football either, idiot, not you, Kevin, anybody somebody
who never played it down is like, oh, like real
those should be playing real football.

Speaker 4 (54:52):
Where they just get why don't you play real football?

Speaker 3 (54:55):
Fat boy?

Speaker 4 (54:56):
You never played it?

Speaker 2 (54:58):
You can tell it so I say, no kickoffs at all.
You just started the twenty five give me another offense.

Speaker 5 (55:02):
To play, No, because it even said ninety nine point
three percent of kickoffs did not have one concussion of
the entire year, so point seven.

Speaker 2 (55:15):
Yeah, okay, so out of every two hundred kick offs,
you got one player with a concussion that's probably effect
on the rest of their life.

Speaker 4 (55:21):
Two hundred kickoffs.

Speaker 5 (55:23):
Yeah, he's making a lot of money doing it too.

Speaker 2 (55:25):
Nope, not kickoff returners. You're talking about right league meimbah?

Speaker 5 (55:27):
Yeah, five hundred grand two or two fifty. I think
it is what it is.

Speaker 2 (55:30):
Okay, cool, and then let's built that and a half
because of fees, taxes, agent fees.

Speaker 4 (55:34):
Yes, it's a lovely life to play in the NFL.

Speaker 2 (55:36):
Be awesome. Whish I could do that which had the
athletic kickoffs are stupid. I think they're exciting and I
want football to be around, and they're gonna have to
do things to make sure football stays around for a
long time.

Speaker 5 (55:45):
What about like the was it you have no XFL.

Speaker 2 (55:47):
I look at everything long term. You know, I'm a
long term investment guy. You're gonna keep doing this stuff
that it's kind of fun occasionally, but also it's pretty dangerous.
Then eventually they're gonna have to cut it in where
they're gonna have cut the game. You have to start
trimming these corners.

Speaker 5 (56:04):
That's a big corner.

Speaker 2 (56:05):
The kickoff urn.

Speaker 4 (56:05):
Nobody cared, most of them going like they're matern them.

Speaker 5 (56:08):
But when they do, it's so fun.

Speaker 2 (56:09):
Is it? Felt like most of them kick and onside
kick I don't give you that bull crab.

Speaker 4 (56:13):
Those never work.

Speaker 5 (56:14):
Remember how many Devin Hester in the Super Bowl Open?

Speaker 2 (56:16):
Yeah, remember the five thousand people you can't name that
returning to kick off to the twenty one or to
the eighteen Zach you can't name.

Speaker 5 (56:26):
But you're talking to a guy whose name is kickoff Kevin.

Speaker 2 (56:28):
Though we have changed his name.

Speaker 5 (56:29):
Yeah, my great point, Thank you, dang, what is it?
Is it a fair catch?

Speaker 3 (56:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (56:35):
We can be kickoff jack off Kevin.

Speaker 2 (56:38):
No, no, no, no, I like, uh listen, it's kickofs are fun,
but at the risk of having eventually different people in
government going, oh that's grand stand the NFL concussions because
eventually it's gonna happen again. And look at this rate.

(57:00):
Just cut that cut that almost meaningless stuff to save
the stuff that really matters. And kickoffs are boring to
me anyway.

Speaker 5 (57:06):
You just want to see one hundred and eighty or
something in every game.

Speaker 4 (57:09):
Let's make the field here we go, let me, let
me put in some new rules.

Speaker 2 (57:16):
I get it.

Speaker 4 (57:17):
The league mus think there's something to it.

Speaker 2 (57:18):
They're gonna try for a year, and if it's so stupid,
they'll they'll turn it back and people can get crushed.

Speaker 4 (57:22):
What about punts?

Speaker 5 (57:24):
Those are crazy, but they're fine.

Speaker 2 (57:29):
Yeah, And I guess the different it's different with what
the people can do on a punt versus a kickoff,
because a kickoff you're kind of running down nobody in
front of you. You run as fast as you can, as
hard as you can. We're a punt. You got different situations.
You got linemen, you got you know, you have the
gunners obviously on the sides who're trying to go, but
they even have people trying to stop them from the

(57:50):
gay push them out of balance. So punts are different
in that it's not just run colyde a little strategy
to a punt.

Speaker 5 (57:58):
Yeah, and now there's the r where you can't just
lay a guy out trying to return.

Speaker 4 (58:02):
I wish it was so fun.

Speaker 2 (58:06):
But those rules too were met with the same feeling
that you have right now about kickoffs at one point, but.

Speaker 5 (58:12):
You don't even have you won't even have a return anymore.

Speaker 2 (58:15):
But how many returns are there anyway? I feel like
kickoffs there is waste of time anyway because most of
them aren' even returned anymore period that I don't just
checking back at the end zone and I just wasted
I don't know two minutes.

Speaker 4 (58:25):
Now we're going back to commercial.

Speaker 5 (58:27):
That part I hate. Yeah, you're the commercial part.

Speaker 2 (58:30):
Thank you. Let me do this Lakers segment that we did,
and then we'll do final thoughts. So I'm gonna throw
this to a segment we recorded on Tuesday after the
Lakers lost to the Nuggets Monday night, and it's stupid.
All this is stupid, and so enjoy a stupid segment.

Speaker 3 (58:42):
Here you go.

Speaker 2 (58:43):
Okay, so recorded this on Tuesday, so by the time
you hear this, it'll be Friday most likely. But I
don't want to lose my vigor because I was watching
the Lakers last night and they lost by the way
the first half, and I knew not to think they
were gonna win, but I did feel pretty good about
it in the first half, was like, okay, they were
at ten in the second quarter, and so I turned
it off for a little bit, just was a good man,

(59:06):
good ish husband had some work to do too. Turned
it back on the fourth quarter and they were either
up one or down one in the early fourth quarter
something like that. So I'm like, oh, I dang, like,
let's go. And so I'm watching the game and I'm like,
you know what. I looked at the line and it
was Lakers plus one and a half in game, in game,
Lakers plus one and a half, and they're playing in LA,

(59:28):
and Lebron was just taking over the game because he
felt like he had to.

Speaker 4 (59:31):
And I'm like, let's go. I'm in, I'm in. I
I bet a lot, I bet a lot. So I
took the Lakers plus one and a half. They lost
my two.

Speaker 3 (59:40):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (59:41):
So I took the Lakers plus one in a freaking half,
thinking there's no way one they're gonna lose, and two
the game was so close that they may lose by one.
But I have to stop betting NBA games. I'm so
bad at it. We don't know what's happening with the game.

Speaker 4 (59:57):
Boston.

Speaker 2 (59:57):
By the time this airs would be in the future
and we'll know what's happen happened, either the Celtics.

Speaker 4 (01:00:01):
Are done or they're still in it.

Speaker 2 (01:00:04):
But I have to stop betting, not on NBA games, period,
but betting a whole lot of money because I have
a feeling an endgame feeling on NBA games terrible.

Speaker 5 (01:00:16):
It's yeah, it's the hardest one.

Speaker 2 (01:00:17):
I was yelling. I was so into the game. My
wife's like, since when are you a Lakers fan? And
then I had I made up a stroya. I just
want to see Lebron war another ring, which wasn't true.
I would have liked to see Lebron wan another ring.
So I bet.

Speaker 4 (01:00:31):
I bet that.

Speaker 2 (01:00:33):
Lakers plus one and a half. They lost by two,
and then I also bet the over at two twenty
seven point five. And in that over, it was at
minus three hundred when I bet it, because it was
late in the game and I was like, there's no
way they're not going to hit this.

Speaker 4 (01:00:46):
They freaking didn't hit that either.

Speaker 2 (01:00:50):
It ended up a two twenty four four. Would you
take you got it at two twenty seven point five.
And so not only that the Lakers had a chance
because Schroeder missed a three from the corner, wide open, ye,
wide open, and then Patch Murray missed one from the top,
pretty open. And that final play when Lebron goes in,

(01:01:13):
they're running a well. First of all, they had the
inbounds that they didn't get to work, but then they
went down to play defense and stopped Denver and got
the ball back for one final possession, and I was like,
this is it, let's go, and Lebron kept it like
he should have. I'm surprised they didn't call a foul,
not because it was a foul, but because one, it's

(01:01:34):
Lebron two to extend the series or at least put
it in overtime, and you could have listen, it was
not a foul. I'm gonna say again, it wasn't a foul,
but you definitely if you nitpicked it could have called
that a foul. You can call anything close a foul
because they were body It's like holding in the NFL.
Some holds are way more obvious than others. But who

(01:01:56):
was this stripped the ball out? I'm trying to so, yeah,
so Jamal Lebron's coming through Mury hand right on the ball.
But at the same time, I think Gordon jumped up
and ended up blocking the shot. It was not a foul.
I'm not saying it as a foul, but there were
parts of him that hit Lebron in a non foul.
But that the reps, if they really wanted to, could

(01:02:17):
have called a foul. It wouldn't have been that controversy.
It would have been slightly like oh Lebron. But then
so I was surprised the NBA didn't.

Speaker 5 (01:02:24):
Do that same. I was a little surprised if he
took it too. Also, I thought they're gonna take it three,
just because I didn't think they wanted to go to overtime.
For multiple reasons. The Lakers they look gassed.

Speaker 4 (01:02:33):
I mean they just missed two threes.

Speaker 2 (01:02:35):
Yeah, that three from the corner from when you we
were watching it, because shorders at the bottom of the screen.
It was from that right corner. He could he couldn't
have been more open. Yeah, I'd have put money on
me to hit that two.

Speaker 4 (01:02:49):
Man, I wouldn't.

Speaker 5 (01:02:50):
That wouldn't get a little too far.

Speaker 2 (01:02:52):
But yeah, the Lakers are done, They're over and now
and again you're gonna hit his Friday, So who knows
what's gonna happen between now and then. But Lebron's going
I may retire. I don't know what I'm gonna do.
He's not retiring. He already told us what he's gonna do.
He's waiting for a son to play. His son's gonna
play one year. Next year at USC get drafted over
what he should get drafted, because they know where he goes.

Speaker 4 (01:03:13):
Lebron's gonna go.

Speaker 2 (01:03:14):
Lebron's already played his cards.

Speaker 4 (01:03:17):
He's not retiring. He's not retiring. I like Lebron. The
reason I like Lebron two things.

Speaker 2 (01:03:23):
One he met the hype, the impossible hype he met
and exceeded it. And two he's just not been in trouble.
Any of these athletes that are sixteen, seventeen, eighteen, nineteen
years old, that have all the access and all the
money usually along the way to make a couple of
real immature decisions that get them in trouble in some

(01:03:44):
way or the other. I don't care what sport it's
hard to be, or an actor that's fifteen sixteen, it
doesn't matter really. If you're a kid and you're giving
all the access and you have all this path Lebron's
been pretty good that we know of.

Speaker 4 (01:03:59):
If he's been an alter boy, yeah, and I respect that.

Speaker 5 (01:04:01):
Even Kobe and MJ had their troubles.

Speaker 4 (01:04:03):
I respect that. So I like Lebron.

Speaker 2 (01:04:05):
I'd like to say on one another ring didn't happen
this year, but wanted to come on because I'm so
fired up at the stupid bet because I just shouldn't
do it. I'm just I want to hold myself accountable.
If I had to put.

Speaker 4 (01:04:16):
Like fifty bucks, I'd have been like, Okay, it was fun.
We to get it run. But I didn't.

Speaker 3 (01:04:22):
I did.

Speaker 4 (01:04:22):
I didn't.

Speaker 2 (01:04:22):
I did.

Speaker 4 (01:04:23):
I did a lie.

Speaker 5 (01:04:24):
Can you say how much?

Speaker 3 (01:04:25):
Or no?

Speaker 5 (01:04:26):
That too much?

Speaker 3 (01:04:26):
It was? It was.

Speaker 4 (01:04:31):
Four figures wow.

Speaker 2 (01:04:34):
Because I was like, this is easy money. There's no
such thing as easy money, not in the NBA. And
now I'm done with this segment. Now I just want
I'm angry, and I think by the time that Friday
comes around and we're doing the show, I'm not gonna
be as angry, not gonna be as irritated.

Speaker 4 (01:04:50):
I'm not angry at anybody except myself. I just shouldn't
have done it. I can't do that.

Speaker 2 (01:04:54):
NBA game, college football I'm STI gonna do that because
I still fel pretty good about that.

Speaker 5 (01:04:57):
Now, did your wife have any idea when you do
these ton of bets?

Speaker 2 (01:05:00):
She doesn't care? Okay, so no, sometimes I'll tell her,
or sometimes I can't help it. I'm like, I just
lost a lot of money.

Speaker 4 (01:05:07):
It just like comes barreling out of me.

Speaker 2 (01:05:09):
And she's like, well, then don't bet if it's gonna
bother you, and I'm like, well, to me, it's also
a competition that I can out smart the app. But no,
I mean she doesn't care because I'm as responsible as
could possibly be, and I watch out for any sort
of addiction because I was a big car player poker gambling.

(01:05:30):
Really yeah, I loved it and I was good at it,
and so I'm always on the lookout and I wasn't there.
But even then I stopped paying because I was like,
there's a place, there's an a healthy place that you
can get. And that's what we talk about it on
the show, like there's some numbers to call if you
have trouble with it. But it's betting for me is entertainment.
I just entertain myself lil too hard last night, a
little too much entertainment like drinking too much.

Speaker 5 (01:05:51):
Yeah, exactly, I've done that plenty of times.

Speaker 2 (01:05:53):
Yeah, I just entertained myself a little too much, irritated
that I couldn't beat the system. Yeah, all right, thank you,
thank you, thank you. That's all. Let's cut the clip
and go back to normal schedule programming. Okay, thank you
guys for being here, MICUs or anything I have not done.

Speaker 3 (01:06:08):
That is good.

Speaker 2 (01:06:09):
All right, thank you. On it's gonna be Tuesday before
we get the new one up because Monday's a holiday.
I don't know best guests ever in person, for sure.
We've had Dan Patrick obviously, in Rich Eisen and Colin
Cowherd as a guest, but they were all zoom. Kevin
Talarybody's coming up on Tuesday.

Speaker 5 (01:06:29):
Two times Super Bowl champion, Logan Ryan NFL corner safety.

Speaker 4 (01:06:33):
Kind of a hybrid all the American and college and markers.

Speaker 5 (01:06:36):
Yeah, it's this is awesome.

Speaker 4 (01:06:38):
He did almost an hour.

Speaker 2 (01:06:39):
We talked about everything from what you know, speed of
the game from high school to college. We talked about
what it was like to be recruited as a four star,
what it was like when he was a three star,
and then somebody watched one game deemed him to a
four star and then how's life changed because somebody just
happened to see him and give him that fourth star,
and how everything changed after that, and then how he

(01:07:00):
gets drafted of the NFL.

Speaker 4 (01:07:01):
We talked about Tom Brady.

Speaker 2 (01:07:04):
Oh, I forget that.

Speaker 4 (01:07:04):
There's so much New England in that for you.

Speaker 5 (01:07:06):
Oh it was beautiful.

Speaker 4 (01:07:07):
You had a personal boner too, not just a football one.

Speaker 5 (01:07:10):
Oh, I sure did.

Speaker 2 (01:07:11):
Dang, I didn't think about that.

Speaker 5 (01:07:12):
The Belichick Yeah had Oh that was my favorite.

Speaker 4 (01:07:15):
That's how we keep getting these Boston people on here.

Speaker 2 (01:07:17):
I'm just like, man, Kevin's lining it up, like how
do we get the Boston mayor today? So yeah, that'll
be coming up on Tuesday's episode, which we will do
one next week for sure. Final thoughts.

Speaker 4 (01:07:27):
Let's go around the room here and let's go over
to kick off Kevin first.

Speaker 5 (01:07:30):
Kevin, Yeah, I'm gonna ask you a question to see
my fandom here, because you're a busy guy and a
big fan. You're always doing stuff at night, even during
the week, and you know tonight we can talk about
the game. And I am going to a concert. Concerts
start at the same time as a game. My a
bad fan for that, I will be watching on my phone.

Speaker 2 (01:07:47):
I'm gonna say no, because you can have a phone
and it's three one, yes, okay, and you don't really
want to because if they lose them, I'm not watching.

Speaker 3 (01:07:57):
No.

Speaker 2 (01:07:57):
I don't want to watch after the loss anyway. So
I'm gonna say no, you're not a bad fan if
it's three to three. If it's game seven, you be
a terrible fanged Okay, if it's game six, i'd say,
pretty bad fan. Who cares? It's you down three to one.
You're probably not gonna come back and win the whole thing. Anyway,

(01:08:18):
Go have fun at the show. At least you can
do that and have fun. It's'd be a miserable losing
a freaking series.

Speaker 3 (01:08:22):
You know.

Speaker 5 (01:08:23):
Thank you?

Speaker 2 (01:08:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:08:24):
Cool, That's all I would say.

Speaker 2 (01:08:25):
Read our video guy, camera guy, extraordinary.

Speaker 4 (01:08:28):
What do you have? H Do you think you're the
balls that have your face on it?

Speaker 2 (01:08:32):
The golf balls? When you lose those and people find them,
do you think that they know that those are your balls?

Speaker 4 (01:08:38):
Or do you think it's just like a super fan.

Speaker 2 (01:08:40):
Just balls, unmistakable. I don't I don't, I don't know,
I don't care. Yeah, that's I didn't. I'd also assume
that everybody who sees that ball is going to know
that's me, because you kind of have to know what
I look like.

Speaker 4 (01:08:54):
I could talked about fame earlier.

Speaker 2 (01:08:55):
I don't think everybody who picks up a golf ball's
gonna be like, well, look at that. There is arkan
on Bobby Bones. I don't think that's a thing. So no,
I don't really worry about that. Maybe No, I don't
worry about that. Okay, Okay, is that it read?

Speaker 3 (01:09:10):
That's it?

Speaker 2 (01:09:10):
Thank you. I'm going to Utah because we're gonna go
watch the softball super Regionals. My brother in law is
the assistant head coach at the University of Utah, so
I've been over there for three years. But the programs
can play turned around first and they've ever hosted a
super regional, So we're gonna go route them on hopefully.
I think they're playing San Diego State, and I hope

(01:09:31):
they win go to the College World Series. It'd be
super cool. Yeah. As mom Patty Gasso has won two
national championships in a row at Oklahoma, going for a third.
They are unstoppable and so they'll play in a Super
Regional two that they'll probably win that easily and go
to the College World Series. I'm so into college softball.
Who knew?

Speaker 5 (01:09:51):
What's you've been to softball and college baseball World Series?
Is there similarities differences?

Speaker 2 (01:09:58):
The truth is the college soft All World Series is
much more fun, really more action. The bases are shorter,
they hit the ball more. They it's just more action.
You know, I love baseball, baseball slow, So the college
softball game there's just more going on. It's harder to

(01:10:19):
get somebody out again. The base paths are shorter, the mound,
the rubber, i should say, is shorter to the plate
and call it. Call it softball. It's just better. If
you're saying generic, straight up, what do you want to watch?
I'm gonna watch a baseball game all day long. But
if it's the college World Series and the college softball
World Series, like, there's a difference to in the vibes
of the games because of how the athletes. So it's

(01:10:42):
weird to watch a college softball game and they're down
three to one, but they have their.

Speaker 4 (01:10:44):
Hats on the back and they're like, you can't everybody
dance out.

Speaker 2 (01:10:47):
You can't everybody dance out and they're just full breaking
it down, and I'm like, dang, Like that's that's fun.
There's more fun that's had it in a college softball game.
You're allowed to smile, you're allowed like women rock dudes
are douche which you know they've got the die black on.
They gotta be serious. That's what makes it more fun
because of the environment there. The environment's like that in
the stands too a little bit. It's almost like the

(01:11:08):
Savannah bananas. But college softball it's that kind of thing,
except that's not exactly happening on the field. It's awesome,
I mean, but the College Baseball World Series is cool too.
Arkansas was playing in the SEC Tournament. They won walk
off home run last night against Texas A and M
second round. So SE tournament's weird though, because you go
way far, you've played a lot of freaking games, and

(01:11:29):
you're kind of tired going into hosting a regional college
baseball and then nobody ever wants to lose.

Speaker 4 (01:11:35):
I'm telling you there, I'm telling you the absolute truth.

Speaker 2 (01:11:37):
There are times where you don't want to lose, but
you ain't gonna try that hard to win because you
don't want to exhaust your best arms, knowing that that
SC tournament doesn't really matter that much, so.

Speaker 4 (01:11:49):
I because I'll try to win. But we started a
picture that had like a four E R in that
game we didn't start the ace.

Speaker 2 (01:11:55):
But also we came off a pretty you know, terrible
series against Vanderbilt. But as you can say of both, Okay,
I just have family in college softball and just my
heart and soul in college baseball. That's it.

Speaker 5 (01:12:08):
I like it.

Speaker 2 (01:12:08):
Thank you you guys. Have a great weekend, although today's
only Thursday when this comes out, have a great Friday
and then a three day weekend.

Speaker 4 (01:12:16):
Hope it's safe and I hope you enjoyed the interview.

Speaker 2 (01:12:19):
Follow us on social media at twenty five whistles got
a good one free coming up Tuesday, Kevin, good luck
with the Celtics.

Speaker 5 (01:12:25):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:12:26):
It s the tonight that Thursday. They play Saturday, but
they put them more aal day. If they keep.

Speaker 5 (01:12:32):
Going, it would be Monday or Tuesday.

Speaker 2 (01:12:34):
I mean they could when we come back. Either they're
going to be so in it it's party time or
sucks for you, buddy, it's over.

Speaker 5 (01:12:42):
Yeah, Monday.

Speaker 4 (01:12:43):
We went back to Tuesday, So game five six, it'll
be over. It'll be over the time we come back.
So congratulations on the wind.

Speaker 2 (01:12:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:12:52):
Also, dude, I'm very sorry that didn't work out for you.

Speaker 3 (01:12:54):
Thanks man.

Speaker 4 (01:12:55):
Yeah, we'll get them next year, all.

Speaker 2 (01:12:57):
Right, they blow the whistle and we'll get the crap
out of here.

Speaker 3 (01:12:59):
Buy Everybody.

Speaker 2 (01:13:05):
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