Amy Had To Sign ‘Sex-Ed’ Permission Slip for Her Daughter + What’s the Haps: Bobby Had Best Time at the Arkansas Game + Song Lyrics We’d Get Tattooed

Amy shares the story behind the permission slip she had to sign for her daughter that she wasn’t expecting. We share stories from our weekend. Bobby had the best day ever seeing Arkansas beat Texas over the weekend. We each share what song lyrics we would get tattooed on our bodies and where. 

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Translittic. This is also what's happening to friends. Welcome to
Monday's show. More to studio morning, Hopey had a good weekend.
You know, people say, fry ya, I'm more of a
Monya kind of guy boy, because I got a whole
week to do whatever I please, to make my life

(00:24):
how I want to make it. Monya. It won't stick
on though, because nobody else feels like me. I wake
up on Monday, I'm ready to go. No money, no money,
I want to make money at work. I'm not signing
right now that this is my new thing. Nobody is
going to Hey, it's Monya. Let's go get some stuff
done today. It's this. Basically, it's just a big old
white board that you can make color whatever color you want,

(00:46):
any design, any art, make the week as good as
you want to make it. I call it Monya. Welcome
to Monya everyone. Thanks. I need to be reminded to
say this every Monday now, Mike, okay, because I'm gonna
make Monyae thing. Mike, don't do it, okay, since it
is Monya. It's the good News Countdown, counting down the
biggest good news stories across the left. Let's go five

(01:08):
to one, Let's hit it. A rich guy in England
recently passed away and left most of his money to
a bellhop at a hotel he used to go. They
haven't said how much it is, but they have said
he'll never work another day in his life. It reminds
me of the Billy Currington song people are Crazy. Yeah,
because he'd go into the bar. He's just hanging out

(01:28):
and let the guy, the old guys the bar left
all the money to him. Ye. I'm gonna have to
go back and listen to that song. People are crazy.
That's good. These sisters found out they were pregnant within
a week of each other. They had the same ob
g y N. They went to the doctor's appointments together.
Their due dates were just five days apart, even though
one was induced two weeks early. They both delivered baby

(01:50):
girls on the same day at the hospital. Which why
do you think that it is? Because they planned it right? Yeah? Yeah,
it's special for them and like special for the babies
and they're going to grow up. I'm sure to be best.
Kind of weird though. That one was like all right,
I'm i gotta go, and the other one was like,
I need to go to do right. Yeah, it's a

(02:11):
good story. I have two friends, best friends. They were
in rooms beside each other as they both had their babies. Crazy,
I like that within hours, but they didn't plan it. See,
I like that because that's coincidence. Yeah, and then their
best I was just kind of torn if this was
good news or it's all right, it's okay, all right.
That's a forty five year old woman named Sarah Armstrong

(02:32):
has been using the pandemic to get in shape. She's
now lost one hundred and forty pounds. She was three
twenty two last March and now she's down to around
one eighty. Wow, which is crazy. Dozens of people in
Houston had a party to say goodbye to their beloved
postal worker mister James, after fourteen years of delivering mail
and smiles. At the party, he greeted everybody by name.

(02:55):
Then at the end, mister James wanted to give a
young boy his mail. Ouch, here's the clip, this is
the real one. Is so special, buddy. What do you
say you've got? Mister? Yes? Why? Daphanie had achieved her

(03:22):
long term goal of getting her diploma after dropping out
of high school when she got pregnant. After she had
her first child at fifteen, she tried to go back,
but transportation and childcare issues were challenges. The twenty eight
year old now has six kids, and it's proud to
show now that it's better late than never because she
went back and worked and got her diploma. Wo by
the way, she has six kids at twenty eight, I

(03:43):
had a lot of kids. I thought Eddie had a
lot of kids. She's gonna have a good retirement. What
do you mean because all the kids, what's an empty
nester like early? She's gonna have so an interests gonna
be oh you're saying because she had him so young. Yeah,
it's awesome. I don't think she's ever gonna be able
to retire. Yeah. I was like, what money I spend
all these kids? All right, there you go, the good
news countdown. Time to open up that mailbag. Let's go

(04:10):
get something we call year good morning, Bobby Bones. My
husband and I have talked multiple times about adding a
dog to our family. We went to the shelter and
found a Saint Bernard that followed our two year old
son around the entire forty five minutes that we were there.
My son and I fell in love with this dog,
but my husband wants a dog that is smaller and
sheds less. Since we went and saw the dog, my

(04:32):
son wakes up every morning and searches the house, calling
out for a puppy, and then breaks into tears when
there is no puppy. How can I convince my husband
that this dog and my son have a connection that
is special and we won't find another dog with this
kind of connection. Thanks a worried mama. Love the email. However,
you're two year old bond with any puppy? Yeah, I

(04:55):
think maybe she's bond. Yeah, I think so too. And listen,
I hope you get this dog. I hope you get
that dog. I'm a big dog guy. We have two dogs.
We just adopted another one like six months ago. That
being said, I don't think that dog is such a
big deal unless everyone's on the same page. It's hard
to jump in on a dog and a kind of
dog because they all take different types of care, they

(05:15):
need different time spent with them, they need different exercises.
Shedding could be an issue. I think you all have
to be on the same page. So I'm gonna say
you can trade something out with your husband, like, hey,
if you let us get this dog, you can get
a PS five or something like that. You're gonna have
to give something to get something in this situation. I

(05:36):
think it can be done. But I don't think begging
at this point it's gonna work. If you kids already
been crying for a bunch of days, well you think, yeah,
I mean, I think that's a good approach. The husband's
gonna have to be on board unless you want to
take on the responsibility all by yourself because you're two
year old. Well that ain't gonna happen. Year old cannot
help take care of a puppy. So I mean, yeah,

(05:56):
it's such a responsibility that I would say, you got
to be patient until you're all on the same page
and come up with a plan. And yeah, you you
made a great point that the two yar old's gonna
bond with any dog. The two year old will love
any puppy. I would love any puppy. I love all puppies.
I say, if you really want this dog, sometimes to
get what you want, you gotta give a little more

(06:18):
than you were comfortable giving. And that's what you gotta do.
What does he want? Does he want a weekend golf
get away? Do you want a new set of golf clubs?
Does he want some steaks? Who know? I don't know,
But is that gonna make him love the dog? Hey,
we'll love the dog anyway, Okay eventually, yeah, like once
the dog is in there, we he gonna love the dog.
It just takes a second. Yeah, I agree with that wholeheartedly.

(06:41):
My husband fought us on the when like we are,
Rottweiler passed away Josie and then the kids desperately wanted
a new dog, and this rescue opportunity came in for
the slabberdoodle that's been a year of its life like
tied up, so inside there's anxiety. The dog was bonkers,
it almost died. It was so drum drum when we
got the dog. But now everybody loves the dog. And

(07:03):
he was anti, Nope, we're not doing this. We're not
doing it. And listen, I don't remember if I had
to like give a golf getaway or what I did
to get it, but we so yeah, I would say,
everybody comes around, so yeah, do that offer, get the dog? Yeah,
go have a good life. That's what we say that
that's my advice to you if you really want that dog. Otherwise,

(07:24):
keep going back and find a dog you can all
agree on. That's plan b. It's a lot of work.
It's a it's a lot of work, all right, especially
with a two year old. Yes, and it's two year
olds a lot. It's a lot. So I hear, all right,
that's the mail back, close it up, We've got your
That was about the clothes black. Ye. Last week we
played Never Gonna Get It, an Abby lost. She was

(07:46):
the first person to ever lose all three rounds. Because
it ends in a coin flip, you have to win
even if you miss the first two rounds. Right, yeah,
So she's back on the phone right now. Everybody, welcome
Abby back and the color. All right, Abby, here is
the never Gonna get a question for today. According to
a recent survey, one in three men don't know this

(08:08):
fact about their wife or partner. One and three men
don't know this fact about their wife or partner. What
is it? Already got mine? So Abby, we'll get a
chance to guess. If she misses it, she can team
up with one of you guys. Wow, if you miss

(08:30):
it coin flip okay. One and three men don't know this.
According to a recent survey, one and three men don't
know this fact about their wife or partner. All right, Abby,
coming to you first. What do you think? The answer
is their shoe side. That's a good guess. It's not bad,
but it's incorrect. Oh great, that's what I have. Okay,

(08:53):
if you do have it, change it up? Wrong answer
right there? All right, show, how are you guys feeling?
One through ten? Do you feel like you got it?
I got a seven? I hear at six. Give me two,
got a five? One through ten? How do you feel

(09:15):
about it? Yeah? Give me an eight. Oh okay, So
Ray comes out thinking he's got a good shot at it.
According to a recent survey, one and three men don't
know this fact about their wife or partner. Abby, what
is it? Who are you picking? Okay, let's go with
Ray again. The last time she picked Ray, he did
not get it. That's okay, Ammy. What's your answer? Um?

(09:37):
Dress size, dress size, lunch fix, social security number eddie? Well,
that's really good. The name of their high school, Morgan?
Their favorite color? Oh, phone number? Number? Phone number is good.
Don't know anybody's phone number. I'll say this. Somebody got it?
Whoa high school. Okay, so that was a jokey okay, good,

(10:00):
don't make fun of me. Well, I love how I
always get made fun of, But nobody makes fun of
Eddie for saying high school. Abby answer, so you've picked Ray.
I will tell you right now. Ray did not get
it right. But but I'm gonna let you change over
you guys without leaning toward anyone. You just say your
answer one more time. Dress Eyes, social security number, you

(10:22):
can do it, name of her high school, their favorite color,
one of them is right, Abby, Who are you teaming
up with? Let's go with lunchbox social security number. She's
going lunch bunch. You get on the right, trying girl,
I don't think anyone knows that. Eddie, you're wrong. It's
not high school, Amy, dress Eyes, You're wrong. Let's go, Aby,

(10:44):
you right to win crap from the back lunchbox. I'll
security number as are wrong. Favorite color yes, okay, we're
down to the coin flip again. Gobby. Caitlin's favorite color, yeah,
I know mine too. She has a couple and oh
you don't know. Color she always said as a kid

(11:04):
was clear with pink on top. Now it's green. Okay, Yeah,
don't tell me. I have no idea how my wife's
Then I guess you're one out of the three. Then
all right, here we go, Amy, watch it Abby, heads
or tails on the coin flip with kid? What it is?

(11:28):
All right, Abby, you win? Thank you for playing the
game with us again. Thank you for giving me two dances.
All right, there she is our player, Abbey. Yes, well,
let's clap from her again. The latest from Nashville and
Tullywood Morgan number two Skinny Ryan Hurd talks about having
his wife Mary Morris's support through his career. It's really

(11:51):
cool to be married to another songwriter, another artist, because like,
there are those lows that every single one of us
go through. There's not a lot of people to get
to do what we do, but there's a very unique
experience that is difficult, I think, to understand unless you're
also doing the same thing. And there's also those moments
that like, she's supported those lows for me. Matt Ramsey

(12:11):
of Old Dominion shared on the Bobby Cast something he's
never shared before about getting plastic surgery. I actually ended
up getting plastic surgery on my ears because they were
yanked on quite a bit. I always think about this
It must have been really bad because I kind of
don't think about it that much, but it must have
been really bad for me to beg my parents to

(12:32):
fix this problem. Luke Bryan's twelfth farm tour just kicked off,
and he shared whyatt's so special to him. Anytime I
can bring awareness to the challenges that farmers have in
the ups and downs, and we get to do all
that with the farm tool. We get to give we
get to give scholarships out, we get to help a
lot of people, and we get to have a lot
of fun. I'm Morgan number two. That's you're skinny. It's

(12:56):
time for the good news, Bobby. Have you guys seen
the videos of the guy going through the drive throughs
and tipping people big amounts of money. No, because we
always talk about stories where people are restaurants and it's
like this person game a thousand bucks, But this guy's
actually going through drive throughs and surprising workers with big tips.

(13:17):
In the clip, he's seen pulling up to several different
drive through restaurants and asking employees how much they want
to be tipped, and they all suggests a dollar or two,
and then he pays up to a hundred times what
they ask, but he says what he's gonna do before
he goes up there. I saw another one too on
TikTok where a guy he does this bit where he'll
take like a hundred bucks all the way up top.
Seen be five hundred bucks too, and he goes up

(13:37):
to somebody sitting in the parking lot and it's like, hey,
did you lose this? And if they say no, it's
not mine, he gives it to them for being honest.
Oh I love that. And if they say yes it
is or if he's like did you lose any did
you lose cash? And they like take yeah, yeah, yeah,
how much? Then he kind of runs through that and
he's like, nah, I must not be the right one.
One woman he went up too. She was in the

(13:58):
car and he was like, did you lose this? And
she was like, na I didn't. She was like back
in the back of a kmart parking lot, and he's like,
are you sure. It's like it's five hundred bucks cash.
Somebody had the lot. She goes, it's not mine. I'm
sure somebody needs it. And you could tell that she
was having a rough time and it's like, I think
you need this and she was like, what do you mean,
because nobody lost this. She starts crying. It was awesome, Yeah,
it was awesome. It was awesome. All right, that's what
it's all about, right there. That was tell me something good. Okay,

(14:22):
if you had to get a song lyric tattooed on you,
what song lyric would you get tattooed on you? Okay,
don't say none, because they're like, you have to put
a gun to your d Oh. Yeah, it's a game.
What song lyric do you get tattooed on you? Amy,
I get George straight a Love without end comma a
pretty good. Where do you put it? Don't know yet?

(14:47):
You're forcing me with a gun, So now I got
nothing on the other side of your head? Where? Okay?
Then I put it? Yeah, like up my four arm
maybe in like a single what do they call it?
The the new way everyone's doing it, the really thin
single needle. That's what I got mine, and I didn't

(15:08):
have one that comes to me right now. But when
I was growing up up until I was like twenty
six or twenty seven, and I still love The Counting Crows,
but I always identified with this line because I always thought,
man when I watch TV or listen to the radio,
like I want to hear me, like I want to
make it so if I'm just walking by a best Buy,
I want to see me on the TV. And there's

(15:28):
a line in mister Jones when he says when I
look at the television, I want to see me staring
right back at me and my whole life. I was like,
that's that's what I want. And so as kind of
an homage to my younger driven self, I would probably
get that written as well, like where, Well, that's the problem.

(15:49):
I was gonna put like back at the back of
the forearm or like near the collarbone, like a little
block here. Oh, that's cool, like underneath my collarbone. Right,
you can't do that? Why not? You can't? Okay, lower
lower back track stand, Yes, there you go. Here here
is mine right here, there you go. That's cool because

(16:15):
you've done it, Eddie. Mine's just came to me recently.
I've never thought about this, but when the questions asked,
I'm like, this is easy West Virginia, down in Tennessee
George straight. I actually walked it with my own feet,
So why not yet? Two George Straits, one County crows.
Do you want to know where I'd put it? Where
on my feet that would hurt? Though they say that's
one of the most paper places to get one. Oh no, lunchbox.

(16:39):
It's easy, guys. When this question is asked, the first
thing that pops on my head and this is gonna
go on my left pack of my chest, and it
is gonna be I'm too sexy for my shirt, too
sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts all of them. Right,
And where do you write that? Right on my left pack?
Because when left pack? Why the left? I don't know,

(17:01):
just I'm right handed, so on my left side gets
probably you know, neglected a little bit. So give it
some love. Raymondo. You Drake said it best you only
live once, because I mean it's pretty realistic. You really
only live once? Yeah, yolo, back shoulder blades all the
way across. All right, you can put your answer up

(17:26):
on our Facebook page. We'll ask that question. Just go
follow the Bobby Bones show. You're a Amy's pile of stories. Okay,
So apparently the worst days for porch pirate thefts are
Mondays and Tuesdays. There's not really any rhyme or reason
why but maybe a lot of people order packages towards
the end of the week and then they start flowing
in and mail starts to arrive Mondays and Tuesdays and

(17:49):
porch pirates are out there, and I would say because
people are back at work for the most part, oh yeah,
more on Monday and Tuesday than any other day. So
I don't know if it's about packages getting there as
much as it is the availability of them being there. Yeah.
Just when people were surveyed, it was like what day
of the week were you stolen from? And Mondays and
Tuesdays were the most popular days. Any story about the
delivery guys dropping the package off in the houses days?

(18:10):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, No. I have updated that though
my story on my story because I kind of the opposite.
Someone didn't steal my package. They kindly took my package
from my porch and put it inside the entryway of
my house because my front door was unlocked, and we've
all been confused. I didn't know how it happened, and
we thought it was just a nice delivery guy. Well

(18:31):
turns out it was Lexie Hayden, who is also a
woman in country music now and she's a singer songwriter.
And she also happens to walk dogs as her that's
like she's her side hustle, and so she walks my
dog Kara, and she heard us talking about on the
Bobby Bone Show and sent Mike d a message and

(18:53):
was like, hey, that was actually me. I put it
inside for Amy because it was so big. I didn't
want someone to steal it. Do we have that message
or do we just trust that that's real? She dmm it,
Oh she wrote it, you, Mike, you verify that. Yeah,
it was her? Okay, Yeah, so shout out Lexie Hayden.
Panera Bread is selling a macaroni and cheese sandwich and

(19:14):
I'm going to have to go try this because it
sounds amazing. So pretty much they've got two pieces of
bread toasted to perfection with macaroni cheese on the inside
with parmesan sprinkled on top. Yeah that sound good. I
know all right. I'm a sucker for any kind of
mac and cheese situation. And then I have the best
country karaoke songs that you need to sing. So if

(19:35):
you happen to have a karaoke event coming up, I
do Chattahoochie Oh Friends and low Places and Marilla by morning.
What do you have over there? So in at number five,
This is a poll that was done and these are
voted the best you've got. John Denver take me Home
Country Roads. Yeah, it's a good one. Eddie and I
we're singing John number the other day. We were because

(19:56):
I'm leaving on the jet plane, don't we are? Because
I didn't know that John Denver wrote it. And then
Bobby knows more about music than I do, so not true.
He said, I think it's somebody else, but it was
the Moms and the pap is no Peter Paul Mary
did cut it, but John Denver wrote it's the conversations
and arguments we have on the road. And at number four,

(20:17):
Dolly Pardon Jolene, number three, Charlie Daniels with the Devil
one down to Georgia. Good one. That's a tough one.
I can do it. I can do it that words,
but that's a tough one to do because it's so fast. Yeah.
Zach Brown Band Chicken Fried at number two for karaoke song.
I would do it, and what else? I think we'll

(20:38):
all love number one because everyone will sing along and
it's Garth Brooks Friends that's the one you do if
you want the group in with you, like everybody to
sing in the bar. All right, there you go. I
made me. That's my pile. That was Amy's pile of stories.
It's time for the good news. Ay. So this guy

(20:59):
row in the Squirrell Shannon. They were just sitting at
their house and then all of a sudden there's a
burst pipe and they really did not have time to
deal with this, but it led to something cool. Through
the pipe busting, they were able to find a ring
that was lost in the house like twenty five years ago.
So they went next door to their neighbor and showed
the ring because he lived at that house for like

(21:19):
years and years and years, and sure enough he knew
who had belonged to and they were able to turn
the ring to the owners. What kind of ring was it?
Does it say? It's like a wedding rings? This is
a class ring, a ten carrot gold pero dot ring.
I don't know what any of that means. I don't
even know what carrot gold means because there are like
carrots and diamonds. What is a carrot gold? Does anyone
know what carrot gold is? What I don't even want

(21:40):
to guess I don't need because and now after doing
some engagement ring shopping, I kind of now know diamond carrots. Yeah,
the higher the carrot, the more expensive, for sure. And
I was reading about mc hammer's gates outside of his
place when he was super rich. Yeah, and he had
like twenty four carrot gold bar gates, like because he

(22:01):
spent all that money and lost all that money. But
I don't know anything. I'm glad he got who got
the ring back? Like a great story pipe burst they
found a ring, but the gold things confusing to me.
And also that guy lost millions and millions and millions
of dollars. Yeah, he was traveling with an entourage all
the time of like forty to fifty people. Wow, private
jets again his house. The bars out of his house
were gold. That is No, that's what happened. He lost

(22:23):
at all. All right, amy's anything else you have to
say about that? No, okay, that's what it's all about.
That was tell me something good. Edie says he'll never
be able to coach his kids sports team. No chance.
Why zero. I've been asked, oh my gosh, dozens of times,
will you coach this year, will you coach this here?
And I always say no because the schedule could be
weird and I can't. I can't just tell you that

(22:45):
I can do all the games. I just I have
a crazy schedule. That's my excuse. Now I know why
I really can't. They I filled in a couple days ago.
They were having practiced in a couple of dads and
didn't show up. But I'll take over bones. These kids
are so terribly behaved that they don't listen to anyone.
They're running the bases and I'm like, you stop over
there and form a line. And it's at one point

(23:06):
I was just gonna start yelling at all of them,
like I can't the parents. Some of the parents are here.
I'm gonna get in trouble. But I don't know how
some of these coaches do it, Like you want to
just rip some of these kids out of don't You
should say no? But well you know what I'm saying.
And now with that, we're going over to the morning Corny.
Here's Amy's morning, Corny, Morning Corny. What works faster than

(23:28):
a calculator? What works faster than a calculator? A calcul Now?
Thank you later, Okay, tock you now. Okay, that was
the morning Corny. There's a few voicemails we got over
the weekend. Here's first one. Okay, guys, I gotta know.
I'm seven minutes into the Friday Night Lights pilot. Is

(23:51):
it worth it? I've never seen Friday Night Lights? What
kind of an investment is it? And does it still
hold up? I've tried to watch it and I I
stopped watching it. Oh my gosh, don't listen to Bobby. Yes,
it's worth it. Keep going. It's an investment, and I'm jealous.
You're just now starting. I would give anything to go
back to the day that I started. It doesn't hold up.

(24:12):
It holds up. Oh bones. It's definitely worth the investment.
It's gonna take a while because it's very long, but
it's worth every single EPA. And it's small town Texas
Friday night football. Nothing has changed about that. Okay, it
holds up. Here's the next one. Why did the boy
brink a ladder two? School? He wanted to go to
high school? By high school? By all right, here's one more.

(24:36):
Thank you for your suggestions for interviews, you know, just
asking questions. An interview for my dream job? Last week
and I absolutely killed it. And there are a couple
times where I asked questions and I was like, oh man,
that's a really good question. So just got about another
two weeks to find out if I will be a
truck driver for an indiecard team Pan, I'll be in

(24:57):
the pits too, So yeah, are be awesome? That's really cool, awesome,
good luck. Let us know how that goes. Updated. Somebody
from Utah fell victim to a ruse that started with
a text message from someone claiming to be Ashley, a
rep from Redkin Beauty and Hair Products. Is that a
real company? Yes? Okay? And so Ashley convinced this Meghan

(25:20):
girl to shave her head bald, including her eyebrows, and
exchanged for a couple of thousand bucks because again, of course,
why would you not believe that? Yeah, I mean that's
like salon grade. They sell that at the salon. After
providing Ashley with progress picks and videos, the mystery woman
then disappeared, no cash. The number she was texting was

(25:41):
out of service. Now there was no she didn't pay
any money. It was just like more like a prank
than a scam. I know. I'm like, maybe that's the word.
Maybe it's unscan And then I saw a picture of her.
I mean she ball hited, ballheaded, eyebrow balled too, So
maybe someone she knows. Well, that's just wrong, right, Like
why would a stranger get something out of this? Well,
what you get is a good laugh if you don't

(26:02):
like her, Yeah, I see something. Mean, that's what you
get out of it. Actually is some punk sixteen year
old boy with his friend sitting around. I wonder if
she's gonna shave her head or it's some other woman. Oh, revenge, jealousy.
I mean, it's a different level when you shave the eyebrows. Yeah,
I mean it's a it's a whole different Like it
stinks that she shaved her head because she's very pretty,

(26:24):
very pretty. But also you're gonna believe a text message.
I might need to FaceTime with you. Yes, I need
to hit the FaceTime a little bit. Kirsty in Arkansas
is on the phone right now. Hey Kirsty, how are
you great? How are you guys Bobby Studio? What's happening?
I was just on my way to teach some kids.

(26:46):
Are your school teacher? What grade you teach? I am
kindergarten this year. Wait does it does it change for you?
Are you getting you know, shipped around grades or what? Um?
I have? I have a little bit, but some have
been because I wanted to. And last year I went
to help out with virtual and came back to my
homeschool and kindergarten was where it is. So I would

(27:09):
think if I were choosing a grade to teach, it
would either be really young or the oldest, because I
would think around fifth grade the kids aren't smelling good.
Oh yeah, no, Junior highs gotta be around and they're
starting to kind of be jerks. Yeah, hormones. Yeah, yes,
all that's happened. Like the shift happening. Give me like
kindergarten and first grade or eleventh and twelfth grade or

(27:32):
I'm you know, I'm retiring from the professional Come be
honest with you. I'm out. See I've won eleventh or
twelfth grade. I'm with you on that, But the curriculum,
it's so much harder than what would you like to say? Well, Bobby,
I actually ran into you at the game this weekend.
We were coming in and you were there. We yelled
at you. My husband said, hey, can we get it

(27:53):
sick and you were like yes with the game starting.
So thank you for being so kind. It's totally made
my kids whole day months. They really like you when
we watched you at the Dancing on the Stars. But
thank you so much for being genuine and taking the
time to take a quick picture with it well, of course,
and thank you for asking and listen. When the game
was started though, I mean, they kicked off and I'm

(28:14):
walking up and people are like, hey, we get a picture.
I love to take a picture, but I was I
was like, quick, we gotta go quick, and it's the
only time I'll do that. But I was like, the
game's going. Yeah, this is like one of the most
important things in your life. It's the except for my
wedding and my wife. It's the most important thing in
my wife. And I always have time for people. Show yes,
I see the wife is still creeping in there to
remind you. Yeah. Hey, it was really great to meet you,

(28:37):
and thank you for calling and sharing that story. What
a night, huh, of course, thank you. Yes, Oh my gosh,
what a game. We had a great time. Did you
rush the field? No? I didn't want to take my
children into the Yeah, and I was too old for
my kids. All Right, we have a good day. Thank you,
see you later. Let's go, Hey, what's the well that'll

(29:00):
lead us into what's the apps? Um. I went to
watch the Arkansas Texas game and it was awesome. It
was one of the my top two games of all time.
Oh it was. It was that great. We got there,
but we haven't been good in years. We crushed number
fifteen team. We have a deep rivalry with Texas. It
was awesome. I mean it was literally amazing. Um. I

(29:22):
did not rush the field. Wow, back in the day.
I did back in the day. Yeah, yeah, I did
back in the day. But to hurt yourself, did I
did that too? Does that still happen though? Like people
still you don't turn it down goalposts anymore? Even with COVID,
Hey there's no COVID in Arkansas. You talk about I
can tell you that real quick. As soon as I

(29:42):
crossed the state line getting back to my state, it
was no COVID, no COVIN. I tried to be responsible
and I got an elevator. I put a mask on.
I was outside for the most part around people, but well,
they crammed out elevator that we were in like twenty
five deep. Hey it's game day, man, come on, I
hear you. Um, that's my what's the HAPs? It was
just it was, it was amazing. Then we got stuck
in traffic. We're two hours on the way out. Yeah,

(30:04):
that's the worst. You need a helicopter. Yeah, that's what
I need. I was thinking of all the things I need.
It can easily get. I mean, I know that's not happening,
but I mean that's the way to do it, right.
I did see Jerry Jones, the Dallas Cowboys owner, would
see there. He played for Arkansas. Arkansas, Arkansas. Dude. Yeah,
you act as though I'm supposed to know that you are.
It doesn't know everything come out of my mouth. Everyone

(30:25):
knows that, okay, But that that was the weekend for me.
It was just an amazing, amazing game, amazing day. That's
what's up? Amy, overbody? What's that happened? What's that? Well?
I'm into everything Pumpkin right now, like it is. I can't.
I've embraced fall. It happens every year. I don't know
why I'm surprised by it, but I'm starting to see
it everywhere. Like you can buy all the pumpkin creamers,

(30:47):
like at Target or the grocery store they're all out,
which is amazing, and all the like spiced countertop spray.
Like there's this acorn spice that you can get really
any A lot of it's Myers and you can get it.
You spray it and it smells like fall. I bought
fall candles and then you buy spice. It smells like acorns.
It's called acorn spice, but it smells like fall. It

(31:08):
smells like, you know, cinnamon, and like like your pumpkin
spice coffee, but on your countertops when you're cleaning. Kaitlin
ordered a coffee for me yesterday morning and she's like coffee,
so the uber each drops it off because we were exhausted.
We didn't get back to like one in the morning
after the game. I was like, oh, thanks, and she's
just looking at me. I'm drinking the coffee. She's looking
at me. I'm drinking the coffee. She's looking at me.

(31:29):
What's it? And I'm like, what's up? She goes put
a little pumpkin in that. I was like, I don't
taste I don't taste the different. You didn't taste it.
That's crazy. I like pumpkin pie, but otherwise I'm all
good on Yeah, well, she we're both obsessed. Kaitlin and
I are both obsessed with that pumpkin cream stuff that
you can put in there. And Kaitlin found a recipe
on TikTok where you can make it at home. Oh joy, deal,

(31:52):
you don't have to go spend five dollars if you
make it at home. Okay, all right, what's the heck? Well,
my son turned eight this weekend, so we had a
birthday party for him, inspired by Mike d we rented
out a movie theater for the cheap price of one
hundred and twenty dollars. And so anybody comes and pay
for a movie. Yeah, like up to thirty friends and

(32:13):
as it was amazing, Like Doude, we go to Chucky Cheese.
I dropped three hundred easy, and some like a movie
theater with the movie that they want, and they could
run wherever they wanted. It was, they ran around. No
one watched the movie. It was like, I s I
shut the door. I'm like, all right, boys, let it rip.
I sat in the back watch football. It was the
greatest birthday party I ever been too. It was really

(32:34):
cool that is cool because you have this contained space. Yeah,
but you also yeah, your house. I'm telling you. Out
of all the thirty kids, maybe two wanted to watch
the movie Bones. Everyone else didn't care. It was a
birthday space jam two. Maybe half of them had already
seen it too, Okay, they were running around, Hey, what's
the heck? All right, lunch box lightly, the wife and

(32:55):
I have gotten back into garage sailing, and so we
go garage sailing again this weekend. And I don't know
if I'm just older or these people ran here don't
have good groad sails. They have nothing but crap. We've
been to garad sails like three weekends a row and
not a sink. We haven't bought a thing, like. People
need to step if you're gonna have a groad sail,
actually have stuff that's worth buying. Please, it's so annoying,
a right, hear everybody now upgrading their stuff? Yeah money,

(33:16):
we really need to put out our favorite porcelain lush boxes. Annoying.
Let's take a call from Leslie real quick, Leslie, you're
on the air. It's up, Leslie. Hey, So I saw
a quip sudden the Arkansas game and they absolutely toured
on the gold post. No, they lowered them sters the
game was over. They have a high draw like that
lowers the goal posts immediately, so you can't tear them down.

(33:37):
Most stadiums are smart now where they go. We don't
want them ripping it out of the ground, so it
goes group and they lean them down and lay them down.
But you can't. You don't run off at the goal post.
And we weren't trying to tear the goal posts stuff.
We don't win a national championship. We were just pumped
to win a game. So no, no, Now stadiums can
actually lay goal posts down almost immediately. Okay, it really
went down that Oh it was like three two one

(33:59):
gold dun went down. Cool. Yeah, I do that at
my house too. When I go to bed at night,
all my my TV, everything goes down to the ground
so we don't get crazy. We wake up sometimes and
the dog will just be on the couch chilling. It's
like toy story. Whenever the toys are at play. When
the kid goes to sleep or walks out, Stanley lives
his best life. He's all rolling around and chairs and couches.

(34:22):
Sometimes we'll walk out and he looks out. He goes,
oh oh, and then he walks back and lays down
his best. We have to stop making movies so long
and the more TikTok where all we get into the more,
We're just not gonna watch long movies. I hate a
long movie. Fit's over an hour and forty five minutes.
I will it will keep me from watching the movie.
It's gonna be really good. It better be so good

(34:44):
for every minute over our forty five. I see two
hours and five minutes, and I think the gall you're
gonna make it, But I understand you're like, well, we're
gonna put a much money into it. Let's make it long.
We don't need to sit there for a long time.
You just need to entertain us. That didn't even check
the time I do. I hate it. I hate long movies. Okay,
the new Bond movies. The longest Bond movie ever at
two hours forty three minutes. Get out of your mind

(35:07):
that Hollywood, you're out of touch anyway. But we don't
have time for this. Fans are patiently waiting to experience
the upcoming Bond movie No Time to Die. It's the
longest Bond movie ever made, two hours and forty three
minutes total one hundred and sixty three minutes. September thirtieth.
Just make it two movies. Anything over two hours, we

(35:33):
better took on my pickle good because I do not.
I'm not. I'm not in it. Our forty five perfect time. No, Well,
clearly they were trying to break a record back in
the old day. That's what we did. We saw our movies.
They were about hour and a half. We watched White
Man Can't Jump or The Babe, and we called it
a day. Yeah, and that's why I think kids. I mean,
my daughter's fourteen and she watches the movie recaps on YouTube. Yeah,

(35:54):
that's what's gonna happen because she just wants to get
a whole movie in like ten minutes, and she knows
exactly what happened. That's good about it. He's done it once,
he's done it twice. He's done it again. I'm talking
about the Rock. So maybe a couple of weeks ago,
the Rock pulled up beside a bus of tourists and
they all freaked out. Here's the first clip. This is
kind of funny. There's a tour bus here. It always

(36:16):
tourists through my neighborhood. Hey, you guys know where I
can find the rock? And then he did it again.
Here's the second time. Got a tour bus here touring
my neighborhood. Hey, you guys know where I can find
the rock. Every time it gets a little less, so

(36:36):
I want to hear the next one. He's hiding in
the bushes though, waiting for That's what it feels like,
now that the Rock is sitting there buying the house,
going all right, here we go. But he does it again.
He pulled out beside another bus of tourists and said, Hey,
you guys know where I can find the rock. We
got a tour bus over here. This should be fun. Hey,
you guys know where I can find the rock? The Rock?

(37:00):
The Rock? Are you smelling? H'm cooking? Are you guys
have a great weekend? Okay, you guys. I do have
a shout out to the Rock for using an old
wrestling catchphrase. I like that that he's not too good
for that because sometimes people get a little too big
for their britches and they don't want to do do
you smell? Lila? But the Rock is cooking? That's pretty cool.

(37:21):
It's weird that every time he records it, he's like,
it's almost like the second two clips, he's like, oh wow,
there's a tour bus, Like he doesn't know they're there,
and he hasn't already done this before, Like he's not
chasing the it's not in his neighborhood. He's flying up
to it. I decided I kind of wish you would
be a little bit more like, oh, let's do this again.
See what happened. I like the rock. I like the rock,

(37:42):
but we're on three. Let's see. That's it. That's it.
Every time you do this for now on rockets hurt
your reputation a little bit. You're a wildly famous. It's
like a long movie. We're done right. You are basically
bond right now. Now that being said, Lunchbox does claim
he's a top twenty five most famous person in Nashville.
And so we have it. We have to set up

(38:04):
and we think on Thursday's show we'll be able to
play back Lunchbox seeing a tour bus here in town.
We haven't done it yet, but today, tomorrow or Wednesday
we have it set up where Lunchbox is gonna be scoop.
But can you explain exactly this bit and what's gonna happen.
So I don't want to say when we're gonna do
because I don't tip anyone off. Yeah, but essentially the

(38:24):
plan is to have Abby and Kevin, who work behind
the scenes, to go on the tour bus as tourists,
to record audio reaction in video, and then me and
Lunchbox in the streets doing his whole the Rock thing
of hey, has anyone seen Lunchbox and then to record
it either a reaction or no reaction. I feel like
people gonna be like no, and it's hey, guys, you
know where I can find Lunchbox and then if you

(38:46):
need to do your catchphras be like and that's the
bone head story day. Oh, I mean that's what the
Rock did because no one knew he was He's like,
They're like, it's like, you know it his mouth the
Rock is cooking. Then they kind of screamed, you know
what's gonna happen with the Rock. He's gonna be on
the bus next time and pull off. All right, it's
a rock, I got a wig on. Let's see how
they react. But we will hopefully on Thursday show have

(39:08):
and we've been Scooba Steve's been working just tirelessly. I'm
making this bid happen. So that'll be happening later this week.
It's time for the good news. Sean Valley from New Jersey.
He was driving into work and he said, normally go
this way to work, but I'm gonna cut through this neighborhood.

(39:29):
Maybe I get there a little quicker. Well, good thing
he did, because he drove by a house that was
engulfed in flames. He saw the smoke from a distance,
so he started driving that way. When he got closer,
he noticed, yes, it was on fire, and there were
two people standing on the roof waving help. How the
roof on the roof of the house of the burning house,
probably the only way they could get out was yes.
So he gets out of the car and he tries
to knock on doors and wake up neighbors so we

(39:51):
can get a ladder. And in the meantime they say
there's still people in the house. So he bust through
the front door. He runs in the house. No he
from the door. He says, wake up. If he can
hear me, just come towards my direction my voice, and
they did. They got out. Neighbor came with the ladder,
got the people down from the house. Unbelievable, saved everyone
just because he took an alternate route to work. What
would you do in that situation? Well, let me tell you.

(40:13):
When I was in the country about two years ago,
I saw a house smoking, smoke coming from the roof
of the house. So what I did? Pulled over, I
knocked on doors. You did, yes, No one answered. I'm like,
help somebody, somebody. Finally a car starts coming down the road.
I waved him down. I said, this place is on fire.
He says, that's a tobacco smoke house. That's what they do,

(40:35):
and then he kept driving. But you know what you
would have done, though, I would have done exactly what
Sean did. What would you have done, Amy, I would
have done what did? I think? It's easy to say.
I just wonder. Would you have like, beat on the door,
run up? What would you call nine one to set
in your car? I would call nine one one and
I would go beat on the door, lunch rocks. Oh
you know what I'd have done? One hero in the
making out of it? What up? There's a fire, there's

(40:58):
a fire, there's people on the roof. Oh yeah, boom,
boom boom. They're up there yelling, I need a ladder quick,
Oh you want the ladder? Would you run in the house?
You thing? Probably? I bet he would have stolen the
ladder from the people that brought it, gone up and
gone him out, and then talk to the news and
said he found a ladder, he did this, he did that.
But if he went up and got let's exactly, they

(41:19):
steal my thunder get out of here, all right, that's
what it's all about. That was tell me something good story.
Did you see the cat that saved Yeah? Okay, So
at the Miami football game, there's this cat and it's
on a raft. It's like hanging from a string. Yeah,

(41:39):
it's like a cat, like a straight straight cat that
lives in and around the stadium. And it's up and
it kind of falls through a little crack and it's
hanging by its slowly is getting worse and worse and worse,
and you see the cat freaking out, and everybody under
it is like, okay. You see hands go up like
they're gonna catch it. People from the top are trying
to reach down and get the cat, but he's too
far under and the cat let's go and plummets and

(42:03):
they catch the cat in an American flag. They catch
the cat and then the American and then the whole
places like I was like anything from the game. And
they grabbed the cat and hold it up like they
do online. King, somebody's got to adopt that cat. Yeah,
here's some audio of it. And then they rushed the

(42:36):
field with the cat. But it was a really really
awesome story. There was another game, and I'd have to
find out where it was, but a woman gave birth
in like the tunnel. They had to block a tunnel
off because she went into the labor. We see if
you can find that. I'm just like thinking about tweets
that I saw. Here we go. It was at a
Southern Miss game. The tunnel was blocked off in the

(42:57):
third quarter. They were told a woman was given birth,
something I didn't expect. At the Southern Miss game today,
our tunnel was temporarily blocked off in the third quarter,
was told a woman was giving birth. Southern Miss went
on to win thirty seven to zero. No woman, no word,
and the woman in her newborn baby. Oh that'd be
cool if they gave the baby a full ride to

(43:19):
Southern risk. It's like meant to be. Here's the update.
Reached out to Southern miss She was in labor in
this thing, and they finally got her out of there
in time to the hospital. Okay, so she didn't have
the baby, but they shut the tunnel down as she
was in labor to make sure that they could get
her out of there. Boy, she's really pregnant going to
the game. That's cool. Let's see. A lot of parents

(43:41):
are posting pictures and I get a little jealousy and
sometimes of their kids and they're like, hey, my name's Timmy,
I'm in fifth grade. Here's my sole security number, here's
you know, it's just a lot of information on that board.
They hold up my favorite thing to be as an astronaut,
here's my blood type, you know all that. But they're like,
don't do that because people can see their name, their age,
their teacher, their features, and they can use that to

(44:03):
steal your kid's identity because kid identity theft to the thing.
So the photos are cute, I'll even admit that, but
they're saying, hey, this is very dangerous because the whole
my first day of school poster does put information up
there that probably would not be known unless you posted
it right, so don't do it. It's online stuff too,

(44:24):
but also in person like predators can also use that
info to Laura kid. If they're young enough, they can
know all their info and make that kid feel comfortable
and know their teacher, where they go to school, their height,
their weight, all the details. Timmy, I know you're ninety
three pounds. Get in. What's it going to? Mom said,
don't talk to strangers, but oh, it's just be like,

(44:45):
I know it's your first day a second grade, Miss Taylor.
Your mom told me to come get you. That is good.
That's good info there too. So I still like the pictures.
Maybe we just put a little less if you can
flour it out. Some police officers showed parents what to do,
and it's like, take the photos so you have it
for your record, like your nobody cares about that if
you can't post it. Yeah, well you can still take

(45:07):
the picture with the cute sign, but you just blur
out the info. We should do that every year when
we start back after Christmas vacation. This is my thirteenth
year doing this show. I like broccoli. It was like
we know everything. I'm always I didn't. I don't do
any of that. I'm just not that mom. But I
am jealous of the moms that like have those cute
little boards with chalk and they do it every year.

(45:28):
And I'm like, oh, it's like the shows you your
range of parenting. They're the parents with the cute little boards.
Then there's parents that just write it on a piece
of paper, which I mean, no jame and that. And
then there's parents like me that just every year, like,
dang it, I didn't do it. Just a little bts
of what we talked about during this last commercial break.
I was actually going to save this story. We do

(45:50):
it a daily tease where we have to we send
it to our affiliates and it's like, hey, tomorrow on
the show, it's seven oh five, we'll do this. And
I looked at this and I was like, I could
tease this or tomorrow. And when I did the tease,
I was like, hey, guys, tomorrow seven and five will
tell you how to make sure your kid's information hasn't stolen.
Something you may be doing right. And I was like,
if somebody, if this happens to like one of our
listeners while I'm just teasing it it's like the news

(46:12):
going coming up in an hour, We'll tell you how
not to die. And you're like, wait, why do I
gotta wait an hour? I need to know now, Okay. Finally,
a subway restaurant employee fought off a robber, and now
she claims that she has been suspended from her job
without pay. She thwarted the robbery on September fifth, the

(46:33):
story says. According to leak security camera footage that was
shared with the Rockford Scanner dot com, The video, timestamped
at ten thirty eight, shows her finned off a robber
who entered the store and walked directly behind the sandwich counter.
As a scuffle between the two continued outside the employee
only section, the assailant dropped his gun and she retrieved it.

(46:55):
The robber can be seen trying to get his gun
back while he has her purse in his hand. Now
this is just listen. I think what's happening at these
companies is you can't have people trying to fight off robbers.
He just get if she felt like she was getting
attacked and she was fighting for her you know, so
she wouldn't die. I think it's a different story, and

(47:17):
it is weird to go. Yep, you should be suspended
fighting off a robber. But it's like they can't have
people doing vigilante justice in a subway. If someone comes in,
you give them the crap and then you'd handle it
afterward because she could have died. Get a gun. Now,
if you're starting to feel attacked, you have to fight
and defend yourself for sure. But what she went out,

(47:38):
I gotta say, she grabs his gun and she's got
bigger cajonies than I ever would. I'd have been on
the floor fetal position immediately, like take all the two subs,
take them all like that'd be like I understand, And
what I would imagine is that's kind of a wink
point nudge nuts, we have to suspend you. But great job. Yeah, yeah,
that happened to me once in radio and Little Rock,
where I broke into another radio station and as a

(48:00):
whole that took over the airwaves. And then I went
back and got screamed at, I mean just yelled at.
It's a top My general manager yelled at me at
the top of his lungs while the door was open
and everybody was right outside the office. And then he
shut the door and was like, that was awesome between
you and me. Yeah, I was like, I can never
say this publicly, but that was awesome. Um, but she

(48:21):
has his gun. I'm the video, she's holding his gun.
What's he doing? How do you lose a gun? If
I'm got, don't let that thing down? All right, there
you go, that's what's up. Thank you. I do think
we'll be able to play for you Thursday morning on

(48:41):
this show. The reaction to Lunchbox when a bus of
tourists drives up. You know, The Rock did a third
video and we made fun of it earlier, but The
Rock did another one where he's like, here's another bus
of people. Let's go. We've got a tour bus over here.
That should be fun. Hey you guys, where I can
find the Rock? The Rock? And then about two weeks ago,

(49:03):
Lunchbox is like, that's what happened with me too, talking
about himself. Absolutely, whenever I would pull it. Listen, guys,
when I go out in public, I'm famous. So if
I did this through a tourbus, just like The Rock,
people would go crazy. So my point is, I think
on Thursday's show will be able to have it and
bring it in to share. He hasn't done it yet.
The audio like that, you're gonna turn your radio down
because it's gonna be so loud, piercing screams. Yep, Hey

(49:24):
Paul in North Carolina. I appreciate you, Colin. What's going on? Paul? Hey,
good morning? How are you? Bobby doing pretty good? What
can I do for you? Well? Concerning lunch box and
the tour bus, and he thinks he's that popular the
bus to go crazy. I think it would be very
interesting if I'm the very next corner when the bus stops,

(49:48):
if you or Amy were standing there and you said, hey,
have you seen Bobby Bones? Or if Amy said hey
have you seen Amy from the Bobby Bones Show? And
then compare the reaction, what are you yelling over him? No,
you're not allowed to say the Bye Bone show man,
So that's already disqualified because they already said, I just

(50:08):
say lunchbox. So I can't say where I'm from because
the rock didn't say Rock from the movies. But he's
also famous for other things. I also don't want to
put myself in that situation because no one's going to
cheer if I do that. Hey, everybody, it's bye bones.
Oh yeah, crickets And that's a stupid name. What are

(50:29):
your pirate? You know? So I would never and I
don't claim to be famous. So, but Paul that that
bit is not for me. Lunchbox has claimed that he
is one of the top twenty five most famous people
in Nashville in country music, and so we'll put it
to the test, backed up by facts, because we named
people and we couldn't name twenty five, plus we know
we couldn't name a hundred. I still think that's why

(50:50):
Jake Oen isn't talking to me right now. It's because
you were like, I'm more famous than Jake. I mean,
don't take it personal. It's just life. Sometimes you lose
your star. Who Jake, Jake just put out another massive
number one song. There is no start like some of
the significant others of country stars are more known. Caroline

(51:12):
Bryan who Lauren, Yeah, Caroline Bryan lookes wife. She got
a million Instagram followers. You don't even have a blue
check mark. Yeah, because they won't give it to me.
Garry's husband, what's his name, Mike Fisher, Mike Fisher. There
you go, Yeah, I see, no one knows who that is. Yeah,
we do. Okay, Hey, thank you, Paul, appreciate that. Nicole
Kidman Okay, got him. When I talk to me about

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this permission slip, well, I had to sign one for
my daughter to attend sex Head. That's cool. But I
feel like my mom had to sign that for me
too when I was in fifth grade or something. Yeah,
there were no permission slis where I come from. Really,
you get crammed in a room, you watch a video,
then you never speak about it again. That was that us.
They roll, they got a low rolling thing. The TV's
on top of the rolling thing. Everybody'd be quiet. I

(52:00):
remember a coach, um, one of our coaches. They can't
remember which one sat in there and everybody's like and
he'd be like, that's licks. What what paddling? Oh gosh, okay, no, no,
I didn't do any And I was like, oh my god, wow, okay, yeah,

(52:25):
so no. I remember kids getting pulled out, which if
you're snickered, you got licks. No no again like that,
and so nobody snickered. After a while, we watched some
terrible video. They're so bad. I think we've advanced since then,
I sure, hope. So. I mean, we as parents have
a responsibility to be having conversations at home too, for sure,
and those conversations can start at a young age. But

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I was like, oh wow, here we are seventh grade,
sex said, So I signed it had to talk with
my daughter about it and it'll start soon. What did
they teach don't know yet for sure, But what did
you talk to her about? I said, well, this is
going to be for sex ed sexual education, and we
have different talks, like I've gotten some books that she

(53:08):
has read to learn more about her body, and then
we need to have the conversation of what happens with
other bodies. I mean, I need to go there. I
have to, but I'm not embarrassed to do it. I
just need to take the time to do it. But
we have open conversations. I know she sees stuff. I mean,
you're stammering around. I know. Well, I feel like I'm

(53:30):
delayed because I adopted my kids and I got my
daughter when she she well, she joined our family when
she was ten and now she's fourteen. But it's like
parents have an opportunity if you just start open communication
as young as two, three, four years old and then
you just have it ongoing. Two seems I'm talking about
when you're when you're referring to their body like that

(53:52):
type of sex said, like instead of being like, oh,
you're a little tinkle tingle, you like you can refer
to it as the real name. Oh you don't call
it a pickle. I'm asking do you call the pi?
Do you call it a pickle? Well? I always say
tickle my pickle. I said that earlier on the show today.

(54:13):
You know, but like as a parent, that's does lunch
bugs do that? I don't know? Okay, well, no, like
at our home, we use the actual words. Like I
don't know if I can even say them on the radio.
Which sucks penis? Yes, can I say that? That's what
I say to my son. It's a clinical okay. Well
sometimes I say things and you're like, whoa, you can't
say that, So I just want to permission. But yes,

(54:33):
with my son, we talk about his penis. With my daughter,
it's a vagina. We don't. I don't just say you're
who haa. I don't know. I still say I'm a man.
I don't know that I'm but I mean that's well,
that just makes it more comfortable with them learning about
their bodies and that is what I meant, which you
can start at two three years old and then you

(54:53):
go from there. But we're a little behind, and my
daughter's fourteen. I have to I was like, we're very
open about this. This gave me laughing. She goes, I
gave her a book and I haven't talked to her since.
I haven't seen the ken annoying. I said, read this,
that's not what happened. But I mean, I'll get it
together when the time is right. Yeah, yeah, I got it.

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Thank you very much. The Morning Shows official YouTube channel.
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Bob Bone, I'm pretty sure I drove off from a
gas station with a gas pump in the car. Oh no,
what do you mean again? He's never done it? Like
ten years ago, I did it accidentally one time. That
means again, yes again. But Amy acts like it's something

(55:37):
where she like hits things in her It's again, okay,
but I mean, this is a very rare thing. I
don't remember the other time. I just assume I don't.
This time, I'm pretty sure I did. What do you
mean pretty sure? Well? What happened was listen, We're in
the suv, I put the gas thing in. I let
it the gas. I just put the little thing to

(55:58):
hold together so I don't have to stand. You're stuttering
a little bit. I like this, well, I don't remember
this this too. I just I'm pretty sure I did.
And if anybody else has done this, feel free to call,
because I think they just tear away at this point.
But I go in. I want some nerds. For some reason,
I had a craving for nerds. So the gas is pumping.
I go in. They have this thing called nerds and

(56:19):
they're like gummy in the middle and nerds on the outside.
They're great. So I get it some nerds and get
a water, and I walk back and get on the
truck and I drive off. We get down the road
about I don't know two miles and someone drives up
next to us and they're pointing at me like hey, hey,
and I'm like, oh, must be a fan of the show.

(56:41):
I was like, thanks for listening, okay. Lot's like, I
don't think that's a fan of the show. I'm trying
to tell you something. And I was like, what is it?
And they're like, oh, your gas cap is off and
your your flap is open and I go, okay, so
I'll pull over, and I go, well, if that's the case,
then I must have driven off with the pump interest.
So I'm ninety percent sure I did that. And then

(57:04):
I'm all the way down the road and what's the protocol.
Do you have to go back and go like, I'm sorry,
I apologize, I didn't mean to do this. Can I pay?
I didn't know, so I did what you would think
I would do, and I just kept driving. Yeah, but
I don't think you'd go back, and I'm not sure.
Can you call? No, I'm not gonna turn yourself in
for a crime. Let's you just go, hey, victim, let's crime.

(57:29):
I'm really sorry, but I'm not even sure if I
did it. It It may have just pulled itself out of
there too, Yeah, just fell into Yeah, okay, but that's
what I would assume happen because make you feel better.
So if anybody knows how this works, I do feel
bad about it. Um Our phone numbers eight seven, seven

(57:49):
seventy seven, Bobby. But that was a thing that was
That was a thing where I just and I felt
stupid and I felt and I told ask Kaitlin. I
was like, do you think I'm stupid. What'd you say? No,
it was an accident, okay, but a little bit I
felt like maybe she did, because that's something this stupid
person doesn't. I was stupid. Then. I think I just
got I wasn't driving down the road with a thing
in it as anyone? Right? Have you done? That sounds

(58:13):
like a ray thing? No, dude, I'm super focused when
I'm getting gas, and I cannot believe you didn't feel
a tug or a pole or something like a hero.
You feel like you feel like you caught a fish.
I gotta hit oh. To be fair, I don't put
gas in a car often. I have an electric car
that I drive in this way, and I'm not making

(58:35):
an excuse, but I am so like, could you have
taken it off the thing and hung it up and
then got your nerds and forgotten and then never the
gas cap wouldn't have been you always when you hang
it back up, you always put the gas cap back on.
Put gas in a car three times a year. If
I'm driving her, which I was the suv uh I

(58:56):
was driving, so I put gas in the car. I
don't ever put gas in a car, and so I
think I've just forgotten how to do it, and I'm sorry,
could you please forgive me? Oh? Man, they probably have
video footage and they're like wanted. Oh, it's in the
news right now. Let's go talk to Paolo and the
Florida Keys. Polo help me out, man, What up? What up?

(59:17):
Bobby Morning Studio Morning. I was driving a tractor trailer
and I was done for you know, a log book
is how many hours you're allowed to drive. And I
was resting and I get a phone call from dispatch
to go do an emergency pickup. And I'm half asleep,

(59:40):
and I told them. I was like, my log book
is full, and they're like, please just go do it.
Any state trooper listening will tell you, you know, you
can't do that. So I went to the gas station
to fill up and I'm half asleep, went inside, I paid,
and drove off, and the whole uh, they didn't have

(01:00:01):
breakaway hoses. The entire gas pump came flying off the island.
How long ago is this? Oh jeez, it's probably been
twenty years. Okay. Pretty nervous there because because I think
they're they're tearaway. Now. Wow, that stinks. I would be
afraid the thing would explode. Yeah, and you're leaking gas everywhere. Yeah.

(01:00:23):
If you look at the pumps now when you go
to get gas, pretty much about halfway up the hose,
it'll look like a bubble. You'll see it. It's like
a knuckle. And that's your breakaway. Well, let's smart, let's
pray this out a break Yes, I leave it if
it's in flames, I have no idea. I'm just driving
down the road whistling. All right, Paulo, thank you for

(01:00:46):
that call. Buddy. Hey man, now you guys have a
great week. Yeah, you too. Stephanie is on. Let's go
and talk to Stephanie. What's going on? Good morning morning. Um,
So I did exactly what you did that for everybody
seen me. So I'm putting the gas in there, and
I turned the little thing on, you know, like you did.

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And then I go walk into the store and I'm
listening to this lady like, tell this really just crazy story.
And I walked out and I was thinking people can
be so dumb sometimes, and I get in my car
and I'm thinking about that lady, and I just drive
off and then I hear this popping noise and I'm like,

(01:01:32):
what what just happened, and I'm looking around and people
were like looking at me, and I'm like, is it me?
And I looked back and the hump had pulled out
of the gas tank and was like laying on the
floor or on the ground. Yeah, and here I am.
And I'm like, oh my gosh. So everybody was looking
at me, and I was like, um, I guess I'll

(01:01:54):
just back up and go put it back up. Yeah,
I was too far removed, and it wasn't in my
I wasn't in the truck, so there's a slight chance
that it just slid out, you know. Thank you for
that call. Let's do one more Melenda in Oklahoma. You're
on the show high Milenda. Hello, Bobby, Hello Milenda. I

(01:02:14):
did Yes, I did it. And I was stopped ten
miles down the road because the novel and the host.
I was dragging it. Ten miles later, ten miles later,
and I was pulled over actually by high wipe the

(01:02:37):
troll and they said, ma'am, do you know that you're driving?
You're dragging a novel and a you know, a gas thing.
Not said no, did you remember though? Driving? Like now
I can see me just getting the truck and driving off.
I mean, I can see me going to get the
nerds and the water. The line was a little too long.

(01:02:58):
I was like, why there are nine people deep in
again gas station? And I was like wow, so weighted
bottom stuff got in the truck, drove off and I
go oh, I never put the gas thing back in.
Could you see yourself forgetting or were you just total
in total shock? Well I was in shocked, but I
had my son in the back in a car seat.
It was when he was a baby, and he was

(01:03:20):
crying and warning things, and it was just one of
those mommy moments. That's one to blame it on m moment.
Come on, guys, hey, thank you Melinda for the call.
Thank you all right, bye bye. Well we'll leave it
at that. I mean, do you have to if you're
a stage trooper pulling somebody over for that, or do
you immediately be like, maybe we should test sobriety. Oh

(01:03:44):
for sure, you're probably look at them. Yeah. I don't
think you pull them out and do the nose test
and then walk the line, but I think you probably observed.
Do you have to ask the question though, of like
did you know you had a hose? She didn't obviously.
Maybe she didn't. She was too long. She had to
get somewhere. She wanted to see what would happen to day.

(01:04:07):
This story comes to us from Louisville, Kentucky. Two men
were at a McDonald's. They get in a heated argument,
start fighting. One guy pulls out a gun and pistol
whips the other guy, but as he hits him with
the gun, he hits the trigger shoots himself. Oh now, wow, wow,
So where did he shoot himself? It was like in
the leg or stomach area, and they say it's minor injury,

(01:04:29):
is gonna recover, no problem, But he's facing criminal charges.
You're not rocky. When they both punch each other at
the same time, yea, and they both go down, it's
like this. I feel like, yeah, he pissed a whipped him.
And the guy who got pistol whipped was like, why
did he fall too? Bones? That literally backfired on him. Yeah,
I get or he pissed a whipped him when it

(01:04:51):
hit the button hit the trigger, Yeah, and that's what happened,
and the bullet hit him because huh, that's weird. But
nobody died. No one died. Are they friend again? I
didn't say they are friends to begin with. It was
a cutting line thing. I don't know. I'm Lunchbox. That's
your bone head story of the day. Over on the
phone is Jason in Massachusetts. Jason, what's up? Hey? How

(01:05:12):
are you doing? Pretty good? I listened to this show
every morning, and you know, Lunchbox say, you know he
is what he is, but he's going garage sailing, right,
and supposedly he's one of the most recognizable people in
the country music world. I was just wondering how many
people recognized him at the garage sales without him introducing himself. Yeah,

(01:05:35):
be honest, quite a few. And you gotta understand, I'm
wearing a mask too, and so I'm not really talking
to anybody, and I'm avoiding as many people as possible.
But yeah, I get recognized at the garage cell. That's
what happens when you go out in public, you get recognized.
How many I mean ten you get recognized in a mask? Yeah? Well,
like once I talk, it's like, oh, I know who
it is. You went to ten garage sales. Oh easily?

(01:05:58):
Oh I thought you just meant ten people. Okay, do
we believe this, Jason, or do we think he's just
saying things. I think he's Well, it's also a percentage thing, right,
If he saw a thousand people and ten recognize them,
that's not that's not a very great number. It's more
than recognize you. But Jason's not claiming to be a
top twenty five famous person in country music. I'm just saying,

(01:06:21):
and you're saying what that I am? I mean people
recognize me when I go to groage shils. I don't
know what you want me to tell you? You You want
me next time? You want me to get their name
and you can have him call in or what? Yes, Yeah,
that'd be cool. I would love for somebody to call in.
That's recognize lunch. Also, it's the mask thing. If I
have a mask, even with my big glasses, nobody recognizes
I know it never and so anyone with a mask,

(01:06:43):
I was he Jason Aldean going to Target with a
mask on and nobody bothers them, but they recognize you
once I talk at the groad sale. Yeah, through the
mask and everything. Absolutely, I have him one of the
most recognizable voices out there. Do you say things like
bone ahead of the day or he's doing bit. Do
you say I'm lunchbox. No, I'll just say, oh, how

(01:07:04):
much for this? And they're like, oh my goshd they
freak out? No, they don't. I just don't believe it, right,
I mean, okay, if you went to ten groadshells in
town and there was lots of people there, maybe one
of them might be listening right now. Maybe Jason appreciate
your call. I don't believe him. Do you believe him?
There you go, Ammy, what's up today? I have therapy?

(01:07:27):
And then that's pretty much it. That's besides the usual
what about you? At two fifteen Central time, I will
be on the Paul fine Bomb Show on SEC Network
TV and radio. Heard of him. They needed an expert
to come in and they found you. Talk about talk
about the SEC this weekend? Okay, yeah, and I'm sure
I can saw. So I'm gonna go do fine Bomb

(01:07:48):
today at two fifteen. So does he hit you with
like hard questions? Of course? Yeah? Sometimes? How do you
deal with that? Fine? Do you had a national sports
show off? I forget it, but this dude's legit, not
any more than mere Let's go find mom talk from
hout Gone Now. I love Pois. He's awesome. That's it.
Have a great day. We'll see you on Tuesday. By everybody,

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