January 1, 2020 • 55 mins
Amy's son Stevenson has a new crush. Bobby plays just the vocals from a song and show members try to guess the song title correctly. Plus, who picks the road music...driver or passengers?
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
At your buddy and miss the Bobby Ball transes. That's right,
we got a good one today. More studio. I always
come in and a couple of stories that always kind
(00:22):
of you know, chick on my fancy. I'd like to
start with and I sometimes I'll bene watch these shows.
Here you go. This is a bene watching story. And
by the way, I bene watches. If you watch a
show like I would say, a bench would be three
shows at a time. Two. It's just you're just catching
a couple episodes. But if you do three, would you
consider that a bench watch? Amy, um um, yes, okay, Yeah.
(00:48):
Making a habit of laying around for that long can
raise your chance of having things like heart disease and diabetes.
It may change the way your body uses sugar and fat.
It can also raise your odds of getting a blood
clot in your leg. They say, if you bene watch,
drink plenty of water to avoid all this. Now that
being said, I hear all of those bad things. Yeah,
I'm still cool with it. I love Bene watching shows
(01:11):
like if I get some time, that's three. What do
you what's a ben watched to lunchbox? Oh? I would
say if you watch more than three episodes in a sitting,
So more than three do you need to hit four? Yeah,
you gotta hit four. So I'd say, I'd say three.
Lunchbox has four Amy, I mean, yeah, three or more.
That's my wheelhouse. Like if I'm laying there for that long,
(01:33):
I mean, what is anybody else? Consider any I feel
like anything, Like if someone say, oh, you have to
at least get to six, consider it a bench that
would be crazy. Morgan number two, you're young, What's what's
a bench watch for you? I would say it's like
a full weekend of Benjing. Like the whole show. We knew,
(01:54):
we knew the youngsters would uh would come in, So
watching three or four is just a tip goal Tuesday.
There's a story too about you know, laying in bed.
NASA is offering nineteen thousand dollars to day in a
bed for sixty days. Oh yeah, that seems like you
don't get to get up. NASA and European Space Agency
are offering nineteen thousand dollars to subjects willing to spend
(02:17):
sixty consecutive days lying in bed. They said. This study,
which aims to analyze the effects of long space flights
on astronights about astronaut's bodies. Because for twelve minute women
to spend sixty days lying in the bed. The study
dubbed ag bressa, which means artificial gravity bed rest. We'll
look at the pennsil benefits of artificial gravity. Nineteen days,
(02:39):
that's them. It preparing and then you have to lay
in the bed for sixty days. I think you use
the bathroom in the bed, not in the bed, but
like as you're laying down, Okay, I'm nl. I'm not
at my stage of life right now. I'm not. I
have a job to do, have a good job. I
have a job with you know, I have to. But
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you'd ask me this ten years ago. I'm down sixty
days for nineteen thousand dollars. If I don't have a job,
I would be totally down with that. Let's open up
the old mailbag, Bobby mailbag. I got an email from
a very annoyed listener. Yeah, the subject is Amy slash Bobby,
(03:25):
but they spell Bobby Bobbie. Okay, which is I mean?
I assume they're talking about me. I spell mine with
the why, but it says why does Bobby always cut
off Amy when she talks. I mean, she used to
have the ninety second skinny. She doesn't have that anymore.
And now she does the Morning Corny and they end
up talking during that too at their investigation. Seems like
(03:46):
Bobby's getting a little too selfish. It's also really irritating
to try and listen to the show anymore. Why does
he talk? That's from Kelsey t Well, why do you talk?
It's your show. Why why are you talking? Let's just
go layer by layer and you can speak to these things, Okay, Amy, Sure,
because I definitely am not doing anything. If anything, I
(04:08):
like to talk less about me. I'm over me for
a lot of this. I'm like, I don't want to
hear anything about me. By that being said, what happened
to Amy in the ninety second skinny? Well, I did
the thirty second skinny and yeah, that was a mutual
just like that was a that was that wasn't you
something being taken away from me? It was like we're
(04:29):
passing it along to Morgan number two, who's really into
all that stuff. And she does it well, so it's great.
There's nothing wrong with that. Yeah, and she does all
the videos for it. Yeah, we're a team. Yeah, so
I actually did not take it from Amy Kelsey teeth.
And how do you feel about when he says when
I talk over everyone on the show, especially you. Oh,
(04:50):
I guess I don't catch on when you talk over me.
But if anything, I've probably been rambling too much and
you're trying to reel me back in, which is like
you should do a and it is the Bobby Bone Show. Well, okay, fair,
but I think we all talk over each other. But
because that's how normal humans talk. Yeah, that's true. I
don't I know, I talk over I just talked over
(05:11):
you just then, just now. Yeah, would you stop? I
want would send a compline email about anyway, but send
it compline emails about me. I get so button heard
about stuff. I put some fake money on my desk.
All of a sudden, everybody gets mad. I talk over
Amy once. Everybody get probably ten thousand times. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
But anyway, Hey, appreciate Dreamail Kelsey t send us your thoughts.
We love it. There you go, And that's the mailbag.
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That was Bobbies mailbag. One of these Harry Potter type
of books. He's going for ninety thousand dollars in an
auction a copy of the first in the series of
Harry Potter's books. That is an error book. They say
so for ninety thousand dollars in a London auction and
(05:55):
it's just misspelled words like philosopher. It really just a
bunch of mess ups. Wow, So thousands of dollars for
a book with mistakes that crazy. It's just a rarity.
You try to find the rarities. I never read Harry Potter.
I think it's pretty cool that people are so passionate
about it. Morgan number two, You loved Harry Potter. Huh, Yeah,
I loved it. My mom read all the books to
us when we were growing up. That was like our
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nighttime stories where it's Harry Potter. How many of them
are there book wise? I want to say there's six.
Were they easy reads? Yeah? I mean they weren't hard
by any means, Like I think I was like seven
or eight when we first started. And then you loved it? Yeah,
oh yeah, seen all the movies. Yes, it's all good,
Like Harry Potter is the best thing to binge. Well,
(06:37):
Daniel Radcliffe ever not be Harry Potter to you. No,
he's always typecast. Yeah, when every time about the most
typecast things. Think about this guys, the people that you
think of, and they're always going to be that character
from like our lifetimes. And I would list off Erkle
because Jillo White will always be Erkle from Harry Matters,
a character was so distinct. Mark Paul Gospel will always
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be Zach Morris. And he's tried to do other stuff,
but that was such a big part of our culture,
was saved by the Bell. It's hard for those people
and friends. And sometime I've done a better job. Jennifer
Anderson's done a bit, Matt LeBlanc has done a bit,
but because that show gets shown so much still, it's
hard for them to shake that they've been super typecast
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as that kind of person. Oh it's show, Like I
watch it so much now that when I see Joey now,
I'm like, well, I feel like he's aged overnight or something,
but he really hasn't. It's just I see Joey and
then I see Joey and I'm like, WHOA. Most typecast
people from your lifetime when you you can't think of
them as anything else. Amy Screech, oh good one, Dustin Dime,
(07:42):
and I feel bad for that dude. Because he's tried
and he just yeah, Lunchbox Kramer will always be yeah,
good one, and then Ashton Kutcher will always be Kelso
on that seventy show. For me, I guess I didn't
watch that seventy show that much. So I'm good with
Ashton and do another. I've seen him to other stuff
because he was big in that Netflix show The Ranch. Yeah,
(08:05):
The Ranch, Edie, what about you? Anybody George Costanza I
mean when George, I mean no, he can do whatever
he wants to do, but he's still George to meet
mcaulay culkin for Home Alone, which is tough. He's tried
to do some other stuffy and he had a couple
good movies. Remember the movie did what the Girl Got
Stung by the Bees? Oh? Oh yeah, oh my girl?
Would you say show girls? Now? They're always those girls
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on the full House? Yeah, Michelle, the guy from Karate Kid,
Ralph Macchio, that dude's tried. Carlton from Fresh Prince. So
he does American's Funny as videos now, Yeah, and you
know what, I see it before American Adol comes on.
He's pretty good. He is good. Yeah, he's a pretty
(08:51):
good little host there. So and then obviously Daniel Ray
Cliff Fro Harry Potter. That's pretty interesting, huh, Like like that,
would you rather it's like a one hit wonder? We
were talking to an artist about this recently. Would you
rather have a one hit wonder and be a smash
and not have another hit or have a few songs
that just did it kind of okay? The same thing
with being a TV star amy it. Would you rather
be a massive typecast or just have a few shows
(09:12):
that did okay and you keep working, but you never
like pierced the consciousness of America. That's hard, yeah, because
obviously to have something that's a huge success would be amazing.
But if it's like your craft and your passion and
you want to keep at it and have opportunities, then
I would want to keep going that money like for
kids college, which one pays more, probably the biggest to
(09:33):
be biggest for one thing if you use it right. Yeah,
oh yeah, you'd have to use it right because I
means screech that didn't or yeah I know, yeah, what
about you? What would you choose? Probably the one hit wonder.
You just have to be good about it in your
heart because they're always going to know you for that
someone One hit Wonders or one hit one role Wonders
are not nice. I've heard some not pleasant things about
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some of the people we just talked about because they
just hang on and they don't want to be called that.
But you're like, you're only erkele. You know, it's gotta
be tough. And even like the one hit Wonders, some
of them don't want to play their one hit. They're like,
we're much bigger than this, but we all know you. Yeah,
it's that they're artists. They get to do what they
want to do. They get to make their art their way,
and I'm okay with that. But again, don't be mad
when people only want to hear tough thumping chumbawamba, like
(10:16):
that's your Or Bobby McFerrin who had don't worry be
happy he doesn't play that song because it's like I
didn't even like that song. There is one, you know,
massive hit. Yeah that's a bummer, it's but it's a
tough one. I thought that was interesting. It's Sarah and
Saint Louis on Hey Sarah. I just wanted to shout
(10:37):
out to my friend Sarah and Dallas, Texas she listens
every morning on your podcast. Um, but wanted to shout
out to her. And I'm a first time caller. Listen
to you guys every morning on my way to or
can't just love you guys. Fread so much joy and
love and love listening to you guys. Appreciate that listening
on the Bowl. Thanks. I listened to the entire show yesterday.
I may do that once a year. What what why yesterday?
(11:00):
I don't know. I don't feel like I've been on
my game the last few days because I haven't been
sleeping and you were game taping yourself hard. Would you
so many notes I've made? I made so many notes,
but just about me, not even about you guys. Okay,
but I got a whole phone list of notes. Wow,
it's like why Bobby sucks? And I made like nine notes.
Oh no, Well, and I've had these allergies so bad,
and I just wanted to hear how bad I really am.
(11:21):
Let me tell you pretty bad. I've been trying hard.
I've been trying hard, so there's that. I want to
play these clips for you. Amy. By the way, listen
to the whole show. Search Bobby Bones Show on demand
on iHeart radio. You won't run through some of these songs. Ammy. Yeah.
These are the one billion stream songs and you're gonna
know most of them because of the biggest songs ever
in streaming. Just name the artist, so if you can
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go all the way, surely you get that one is
all right? These are all one billion stream songs. I
need no one and this is number two. By the way.
Time I know who's this? Like Drake and Something? Yeah,
(12:08):
Drake one dance? There you go. Let's do one more
right now. You'll know this one? That's your kids love
this one? Yeah? Or no? It is this one? They
like her? No, they like it. It's one of them.
Who's the chain smokers? I'll give you one. I don't
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think you're gonna get this has been streamed at billion times.
My daughter loves this one. But do you know who
it is? I guess not Major Laser. Oh win with
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this one? Here? Who sings Desposito? Who's the real artist?
Not Justin Bieber? Just a feature. I'll poppy? Who Poppy?
What's up? Huh? There's nobody even named dead it's not
um okay, hold on, hold on, So there's Justin Weaver.
Then who do they call is that? Oh no, what's no? No, no, no,
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does Daddy Yankee? Yes, it's it's Louis Fonse Daddy Yankee
featuring Justin Bbrick. Okay, why do I think Daddy Yankee's
nickname was Poppy? Well, Daddy Poppy Yankee, I don't know.
Oh boy, there's a few of the down. Sorry today.
This story comes us from Nashville, Tennessee. Hey, person was
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driving a stolen SUV down the highway. Only problem it's
a brand new car and they got that old remote
shut down. So driving down the highway, who woo and
a hun day and the police go shut it down
and it just comes to stop. Then he's caught a
couple of things. One, if I were a car thief,
(13:57):
you know, the shinier the better, at least initially you
go and buy something, you know, steal something new pretty
but yeah, all these new cars have all of these
electronic functions like to shutdowns, and so you steal it. Also,
the GPS, even if it doesn't shut down, like a
lot of these cars have it built in GPS where
you could just log into something and see where the
car is. Some of the new stuff. Yeah, and then
(14:19):
also It makes me think of that show the Lunchbox
used to watch called Car Car bait Car, where they
what would they do. They would put a car in
a neighborhood that has a lot of stolen vehicles, and
they'd leave the keys in it, and they'd have cameras
in there and everything, and someone would go buy and
steal it, and then they're driving it. They would just
shut it down and then people would get locked in
the car and oh it was so great because sometimes
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they'd go pick up their friends. They'd be like, oh
my gosh, look at my new car. And then when
it gets shut down, they start freaking out, like give
me out of here, give me out of your Oh
my gosh, oh quick playing, quick playing, and then some
of them they just give up, like we busted. And
that's a TV show where just watch people steal cars
and then watch them get trapped. Yeah, that's still one.
No it's not. You can find the he runs, but
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there's no new episodes. They need to come out with
new episodes. That is a bobby you know that you
like to pitch TV shows to ABC. You need to
take that one to say we need to start a
bait car again. Actually, good. That's yeah, I know, she's
come to my neighborhood. Just put a car there and
set up a cell phone camera. Yeah yeah, all right,
all right, lunch, that's your bone head story of the day.
(15:22):
It's time for the good news. Good. A woman in
California is alive thanks to her water delivery man. Marco
Pereira knew something wasn't right. He goes, he knocks on
the door. The woman's eighty eight years old, she lives
in this apartment, and she didn't answer this time. But
what happens usually is he'll knock on the door and
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go Marco, and then she goes Polo. Right, and his
name's also Marco, and it's also water. He's delivery, right, yeah,
so he's like Marco and then she goes Polo. Well,
he knocked and goes Marco and there was nothing back.
There was no Polo. So he yelled again Marco, and
then he heard. He put his ear up to the
door and he heard someone going help. And it turns
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out she had balling on the floor. She was immobile
for at least twenty four hours. He waited on the
other side of the door, called paramedics. They came bopped
in the house. God her saved her. She only had
a few bumps and bruises, no serious injuries. But she
had been now for twenty four hours, Oh my goodness.
And had he not marcoed and her not poloed and
then he stuck around it, you know, they wouldn't have
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found her. So there you go. Water delivery man saves
customer who fell at home. Marco, Hello, hero, thank you,
thank you. There you go. That's what it's all about.
That was tell me something good, your buddy, and he
missed the Bobby ballmer. This is Bobby Bashow. That's right. Hemmy,
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listen to the story. A company is offering its non
smoking workers a next just six days off per year
to offset the amount of time those who smoked and
took smoke breaks took six days extra. What because if
you don't smoke, you don't get to go smoke take
a smoke break, So they think all the time during
the year they take off ten fifty minutes at a time,
ends up being six extra days. I get it. I'm
(17:19):
just shocked they're giving the extra days and they just
will take away the smoke breaks from the smokers. A
marketing firm decided to make a change after non smoking
workers complained that they were working more hours than they're
smoking counterparts. And they are, and they were unless they're
taking But then you get into how much is everybody
on Facebook and Instagram for their breaks? Right? But okay,
(17:39):
if you were a smoker, would you then stop smoking
at work so you can get these days off? I
guess so I would sneak it. I don't know. I mean,
I guess if you're addicted. It's truly an addiction, the nicotine,
I get it, but it Yeah, I don't know. Is
that is that what it's supposed to do to encourage
the smokers just smoking? Or maybe it's just that people
(18:02):
think it's unfair they're not getting all the brakes. Yeah,
Laura Michigan, what's happening? Hey, I'm so excited. I got
to talk to you guys. We're excited, you're on What
do you want to say? I just really wanted to
thank you, Bobby Um. You really inspired me because you
keep telling everyone like you just gotta go for it.
You'll regret it if you don't. So because of you,
(18:24):
I started a home bakery and I had my first
pop up last weekend. And I sold out. Oh yeah, yeah,
that's fantastic. And listen, I know it's nerve wracking to
think about doing something and failing and you know you're
gonna put it out there and it's not gonna work out.
But do you know how much more you'll regret it
if you don't do it at all? And just wonder
(18:44):
if you're going to fail or not. Oh my biggest
regrets or that I didn't try things earlier. I wouldn't
say not try things at all, because I ausually go
after whatever I dream of and most time I don't
get it. But you don't see those probably doesn't see
things you don't get. But I'm proud of you, Laura.
That's awesome. Thank you. And so what's gonna happen you
do on another one? Not exactly scheduled, but it's in
(19:05):
the work. What's your specialty? Um? I like making cakes
and macarons. We like cakes and macarons. Two in case,
shoot just around anyone to let us, you know, get
a little something in there. Hey, thank you appreciate that call, Laura.
I'm proud for you, and I hope you have a
good morning. Bobby Moon. So Hey, it's Nicole in California. Hey, Nicole, Hey,
(19:28):
I was calling in for an update on Seasons and
how he had a crush on a girl in Socia's
dance class. I was wondering, whatever happened? I thought, So, Yeah,
Amy has an eight year old son named Stevenson, and
he's been going to dance class. Yeah, it's in the
girls in his dance class. Well, I think the girls
in both of them. But whatever, Yeah, and he's still
sees her and he still has a crushes he because
he was going up to her being like hi, what
(19:49):
was his line? Oh? He would just well he would
like three yeah, any like do you remember me? Or
and then he would get nervous and then he would
like run away, and he'd come up to us and
ask us like what should I say? And then you
run back over to her and we're like, Stevenson, your
ring awkward, Like you just gotta go for it. Well,
he finally went for it. How old is she? I
just say, I'm an ass, but she looks like seven eight? Yeah,
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blonde hair, cute. What do you mean he went for it? Well,
he goes after class like I'm there to pick him up,
and I'm like Okay, buddy, let's go. He's like, wait, Mom,
I have to go tell her something. I was like, well, okay, okay, buddy.
So we go over and his voice changes to this awkward,
flirty like like excuse me, and then he said, um,
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would you like to come over to my house and
hang out with me? Like real like that, like got
real high pitched and kind of like trying to be
cute but like not not not swab, like, hey, you
want to come hang out? Like what you say? Anyway?
Her mom? Her mom is right there, and I thought, Okay,
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what an opportunity to like maybe see obviously the dance
studios in our neighborhood, they probably live in the neighborhood,
Like what an opportunity to maybe like really make a
friendship here. And the mom is like So. The daughter
looks up at the mom and was like, yeah, mom,
he wants me to come play with him at his house.
And she just kind of looks at us like that
(21:14):
that's not happening. And I'm like, Stevenson's like deflated, and
I look at seems and I'm like, oh, come on, buddy,
maybe just one day we can hang out before or
after dance class. We don't need to make it like
a playdate thing, because now I'm like, I'm feeling awkward,
like I've done something wrong. But she almost looked at
me like, you know, little boys and little girls don't
play dates together. That was sort of the vibe I got.
(21:35):
I mean, she didn't say it, but it's almost like
she didn't have to. There's maybe because my son's a
boy and she's a girl and they don't do that.
And I was like, is that a thing? I don't know,
it sounds like mama bears mad. She kind of even
looked off into the distance, and this is a small studio.
She kind of was like just looking off like I
don't even know it what like Stevenson and I awkwardly
(21:56):
just walked away and I was like, see you next time.
Like it. It left me awkward so much so I
made a few phone calls even when I left, and
I'm like asking friends, like is there like either two
things came in my mind quite honestly. Well, I was
wondering if it's a white girl and your son's and
if that's why the mom I didn't want to go there,
but it was that it was a boy or then
I was like, oh, what if it's because she's confused
(22:18):
by you know, that he's a different race and that
could be a thing, like I do have to think
of that sometimes, which is, you know, sad, but it
was awkward. Let me tell you. There's probably no play
date you have me. But yeah, that's the update. He
still likes her though, and he went for it, and
I was proud of him. We have to work on
his delivery. He can't like he did that thing, you know,
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he gets real like and he's like, would you like
to come over to my house lay with me? And
I was like, Stevenson, well on, Nicole, there you have
the update. No love connection for me too, Like I'm
proud of him that he even tried, because that's tough,
I know. And then the whole drive home he's like, mom,
(23:02):
so she could have come over and play. I'm like,
I don't think somebody. Oh man, hey, thank you for
that call, Bobby. So that Harry Potter book went for
ninety thousand dollars in an auction because there were errors
in it. It was the first edition, what's like your
collector's item, and obviously we have nothing to costs that
kind of money. But what do you have that's cool?
(23:23):
I mean, the one thing that is super cool in
our house is an African spear from tim Buck two. Like,
how did you get that? My husband went there and
he brought it back in the military. Yeah, he went
for work. And I mean, I don't even know that
place was real. Yeah, Like I could go to tim
Buck too, but it is. And it's an African spear
and it's pretty legit looking, so and it's I use
(23:47):
it as self defense in my brain. You haven't used it.
Aff Your husband gave me a gun once from Afghanistan,
but that had one of the knives. I still have that,
which is pretty cool too. What do you call that knife?
I forget? Oh there's something that oh the bandet band? Yeah, yeah,
that's cool. Mind no would be. I have a microphone
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from an old TV show, that Jack par show. He
was a late night talk show host before Johnny Carson.
So I had an old microphone from that set, which
I think is really cool. That's probably my mind lunchbox. Oh,
I got one of those orange chairs from the Real
World Austin house that they sat in the living room
and one of them one time, one of them got
maddened through one of them in the pool, and I
(24:27):
bought it for fifty bucks from the Real World Austin
garage sale and it sits in the nursery. Yeah. He
went to that. They were like, hey, big yards. They
were selling everything from the Real World house, and Lunchbox
went and bought stuff. Yeah. Yeah, it sits in the
baby's room. It brings you so much joy, so much joy,
and you know, it's really cool. It sits on a
(24:48):
rug that I bought from the Nashville show. You know,
the Nashville the show. They had a whole garage shoal
when they finished that show off, and I bought babies
rug at that show. So I have not only Real
World Austin chair, but a rug Nashville. That's cool. Identical
twin brothers are both ordered to pay support child support
(25:08):
for a little girl because they're identical, and the men
refused to say which of them fathered the child, and
the DNA test was inconclusive because they're identical twins, the
can't tell the difference. Oh. The judge says the men
are depriving the girl of the right to know who
her father is, and ruled both men's names will be
on the girl's birth certificate. The girl will receive twice
(25:28):
as much as other children from the same economic background.
The men apparently thought they had to split one father
support Hyman every month with what are they doing some
weird sick joke. They're trying to play like or not joke?
But why are they Why don't they just admit who? Well,
the brothers are said to have switched identities to date
women too. Oh oh, they are so wrong. There goes.
(25:50):
You should go to jail. They didn't do anything legal though,
that that should be well new law man. I don't
know what do you think about that? Bobby, go ahead,
you need it. I need your opinion on this. But
what is your question? My question is you just said
you just made a good point. They didn't do anything illegal.
But if they are that identical and they knowingly switched
(26:11):
themselves and she didn't wasn't aware of it, and she
ended up sleeping with somebody else without her knowledge, I mean,
if they're identical, how she is no, Well, expect every
little part I said, let me see your idea. The
moment they switch. Um, there is no there's no law
(26:32):
against now. It is my point. This is probably gonna.
I mean, because if they're identical, she's what do you
mean identical? Like identical everywhere? Like saying yeah, the difference.
I guess what do the brothers know? Like the brothers
really know? Like I know, I know that's a good
(26:54):
question to Maybe they both they both were No, maybe
they both were hooking up with her. No, she's oh,
well I don't. Then they tested, and then they couldn't know.
They don't know. But I mean, she I feel like
was deceived. She was deceived. Yeah, you're right, Maybe they don't.
If they were pulling this trick on her, they may
not know which one. Well, those brothers are close. Yeah, still, Hobby,
(27:19):
what do you do? I imagine the gathering and my
brother and I trigg girls. Yeah, but don't you want
to know too if that's your baby or not? Yeah?
But how are they? They need some intense testing, Like
if I don't know, maybe some doctor can be like
I can figure this out for y'all. Hey, Rob, you're
on the show. What's going on? Buy? Hey, good morning,
mister Bone, Good morning studio. How's everybody doing. We're pretty good, man,
(27:42):
what's up with you? Hey? I'm doing awesome. A first
time caller from here in DC. My wife turned me
on to you guys about a year ago and absolutely
hooked on you guys. Bobby, I gotta tell you man,
I started episode number one for your podcast about a
week ago. I'm already up on episode number thirty. It's outstanding.
(28:04):
Oh well, do you ad the Bobbycast? You got it?
It gets better too. The first ones were kind of rough. Um. Yeah,
artists come to the house. Songwriters come to my house
and we sit and talk, and we just sit for
an hour and talk. You know, on this show, they
play music and you do a lot of the big points.
We try to do a good interview here. But you
don't have all that space like I do at the
house with the Bobby Cast. Well, I appreciate that. Rob.
Let me tell you something. Like I said, I started
(28:24):
this episode number one. I'm on number thirty two right now.
And one reason why I love it is because it
gives so much more behind the scenes stuff that you
never really hear about. You know, these artists. How many
times did they sit there and fail and fail and fail,
you know? And then you have other times when they're
just weird situations that happen somebody's in the right place
(28:45):
at the right time. I forget the other day who
it was you were interviewing, but the dude was working
at what was that Titan Stadium do you guys have
Oh yeah, they at Lanco. Brandon from Lanco was working
the sessions. Yeah yeah, Bridge Don Arena. And this huge
(29:06):
producer goes by. He's in hiss, a little outfit that
you wear whenever you sell hot dogs, and he's like, hey,
I'm an artist, and the guy goes okay, well, then
bring some music by and next thing you know, Lanco exists.
You know that's creat Thanks Rob, I appreciate it. That's
a nice thing to say. Search for the Bobby Cast.
If you love music, if you hate music, it is
probably not your podcast, be honest with you. If you're
a music hater, probably not what you should listen to.
(29:27):
Bright Amy, Well, I feel like you get you get
deeper with the artists, not just on a musical side,
like Brett Eldridge for example. Yeah we cried together. Yeah, yeah,
so there's that. All right. Hey, thanks for Rob'll have
a good day book. It's time for the good news.
Good shout out to five teenage boys and calledwell, Idaho.
(29:48):
They were on their way to play some basketball, you know,
doing their thing teenagers when they saw this old man
fall down on the sidewalk. So they pulled over. They
were like dry, having to play basketball, pulled over, jumped out,
helped the man up, lifted into his feet. Not only that,
they're like, hey, where do you live? He's like, oh,
right over there. So they made sure he got inside
(30:09):
of his house. But that's not all. When they were
inside the home, they cleaned up his scrapes and cuts
with rubbing alcohol cloths and anyway, there was a bystandard
that saw it all and started taking pictures and then
got a follow up on the story and she posted
on Facebook. So now these teenage boys are being treated
like heroes around down you know they are. They are
because most teenagers would just be like, oh, that man
(30:31):
fell hall, let's go play basketball. Yeah that's good. Oh
that's what's all about. That was tell me something good, buddy,
and mind he missed the ball transmitting show right, Why
(30:53):
don't we go over and get the Morning Corny from
Amy Morning Corny? Why did they quit giving tests at
the zoo? Why did they quit giving tests at the zoo?
Because it was full of Cheetah's good, A solid joker.
(31:13):
That was the morning corning. Here's the dumb debate of
the morning. Who gets to pick the music, the driver
or the passenger is hotly contested. We having this conversation
last night. Who gets to pick the music get in
the car? Is it the person who's driving or is
it the person that's not driving? And it gets to
(31:34):
pay attention to everything else? M Have you ever thought
about that? Because I haven't, because these days my kids
pick the music. Yeah. Oh, I feel there's only two
people in the car according to the story, Okay, the
driver and the passenger who runs the radio. I feel
like the passenger should put on whatever the driver wants,
because who runs the radio the driver or the passenger
(31:57):
like turns the dial or picks it, picks the driver
picks it, the driver driver picks it because they're the
ones driving. You seem torn. I am torn because I
feel like the passengers did also be the fun DJ.
You know, mix it up. Okay, fine, fine, fine, fine,
I'll go with what we have to do. Okay, I'm
(32:18):
never the driver. If my husband's driving, he always well obviously, yeah,
so I'm the passenger. And I think the music. Okay,
so you're you're changing your answer to the passenger. I'm
official final answer. Okay, lunch about two in the car
and driver and a passenger, the dumb debate of the morning.
Who picks the music? The driver or the passenger? This
might be the easiest one you've ever asked us. It's
the driver. The driver is the one that needs to
(32:38):
be zeroed in on the road and needs to be
awake and alert and need to be having a good time,
like enjoying the music, So they control the music. The
driver is in charge, and I drive in my household.
So guess who picks the radio? This guy. Everybody's just
going with their own what they do. But I'm just
telling you that's how it works. You control. If you
are driving, you get to control the music because you
have to stay away. All right, we're all tied up
in one to one. Let's go over to Morgan too.
(33:00):
What do you think about this? I'm going totally with
the driver. Yeah, yeah, I choose the music because if
I'm driving, I'm focused on the road, and that's the
one thing I get to do. I don't give me
on my phone. I have to listen to music. So
does anyone else pick the passenger? Does I go driver too?
You do? Yeah? I go driver. I'm the only one
that's okay. You're a fun DJA. So that's what we
all want to write. Yeah, yeah, so the dumb debate,
(33:22):
the winner is the driver. Yeah, just because you're in control.
That's right. It's your car at that moment. Yes, maybe
no one my husband driving my car. Wait so when
you drive, even your car, if we're going somewhere in
my car here, still drive your car? Yeah, yes, that's
not a shock. The guy drives in every relationship. I didn't.
(33:45):
I don't what you know. If it's my car, I'll drive.
You've never married my girlfriend, you don't be married. You
to have a right car. You've never left with somebody, don't.
You don't have to live. I think your argument about
being married is Okay. My last girlfriend, if she it
was her car, she drove, that's weird drove. There is
no chance like well because the insurance purposes. I don't
(34:07):
have some weird like I'm a man after drive? Do
you trust a woman driveinga Okay? And that's not that's
not why my husband he it's my husband's not driving
because no, it's not. It's not that I'm a woman.
He just doesn't think I can drive it. Nothing right, exactly, Yeah,
(34:32):
you're Amy's pile of stories. So one third of restaurants
and their whole gluten free claims are false. So if
you think you're going somewhere and you're getting something that's
totally gluten free. While some research was done and thirty
two per of all restaurant meals labeled gluten free actually
contained gluten, often wondered about the calorie counts too. Yeah,
I know me too, because assumptions, Uh, the chef might
(34:55):
be like, this will take so much better if it
put one more tabletoon and butter, and they will never know.
And they're all made differently, like every meal is not
made exactly the same, So it's just an estimation. But
again you have to think about like that. Yeah, and
fun fact on one of my recent episodes of my
podcasts that I learned something. Um, if you order fahitas
(35:15):
from a restaurant, you can say, hold the sizzle. You
know what's fun about when your fahetas come out and
it's like, yeah, the sizzle, why would you do that?
Hold the heats? Well, I didn't know what caused the sizzle.
I thought it they were just fresh out and I
was causing it to be all awesome, and of course
it's fun, but the sizzle is like it is for effect,
(35:36):
and that's just like straight oil that they're putting on
the plate right before they bring it out to you,
extra added unnecessary oil to make it be all, oh, well,
can you request a waiter to go? But can the
guy like yes? So I'm just saying, next time you
order phitas, you might want to be like, hold the
sizzle and it'll save you like fat and calories. Because
(35:59):
I've never even heard that was a thing me either,
until on my podcast someone revealed it to me and
I was like, oh, thanks Aaron. Okay, so just heads up,
you may want to if you legit have a gluten
allergy or you're trying to watch your gluten, just know
that you gotta watch out for that. Um and sixteen
minutes of less sleep can ruin your entire day. And
(36:20):
I only bring this up because you're like, okay, well
whatever sixteen minutes. But sometimes when you're lying in bed,
you're like, I just should finish this episode. I mean,
I've already started. I know it's my legit bedtime according
to when I need to wake up. But I'll just
finish the episode and maybe that's the sixteen minutes you
could get right there. Just turn it off, go to bed,
you can watch it later. Does everyone feel like the
next day after a bad night's sleep, they're fine? It's yeah,
(36:44):
do you guys? Are you guys they're in your lives yet?
Or is it the next day? Next day? Oh, okay,
mine's I start to feel it somewhere into the next day,
but not right away. I'm like, Okay, I don't feel bad.
I can do this. I can I can do this.
And the next day I'm like, I hate my life.
If I get a couple hours or three hours, I
wake up and I'm kind of on fire, and it's
(37:06):
my best because you're just I mean, your body kicks
into like that or flight thing. And then but the
day after, yeah, and I may get a full night
sleep the night after and I'm just dragging. Girl. I
wasn't always like that. I remember back in the day,
I can sleep on the floor, no problem. Now today
if I just roll over like eight degrees more, I'm like,
I can't move. I'm old what else? So I saw
(37:27):
this and it stuck out to me because my kids
have just started doing extracurricular activities. But I saw that
sixty two percent of parents say that they are in
debt because of their kids activities, with ten percent owing
more than like five grand because of music, sports, gymnastics, dance, cheerleading,
like all the things. And I was just like, oh, whoa,
(37:50):
Maybe his parents would need to step back and be like,
is that worth going into debt? Four? Probably not? Well,
I always wanted to be in the band. I could
be abandoned school because I couldn't afford the instrument. Yeah,
it's something with basketball shots, So why buy my school
basketball shoes? Because I coudn't afford the shoes. So I
didn't play basketball, I know. So can you want your
kids to have these experiences? And I remember or the
(38:12):
opportunity to thrive in something? Yeah, maybe more so than
experience because I haven't what if I would have been
able to play either or been involved, maybe I would
have found something I really loved and would have been
better at it. But I think it's mostly about what
can you put your kids in that maybe they'll take
to more than just an experience. Yeah, I wonder if
when you're signing your kids up for stuff, we could
go with the Dave Ramsey approach and be like, is
(38:33):
that the best price you could give me? Because that
my help. I mean, I'm just trying to think of
ways for parents to like still be able to do
it all for their kids, but not go into debt
because it's got to be rough. You don't want to
have your kids miss out. I remember my cheerleading stuff.
My mom like freaking out when I became a cheerleader.
She was like, Okay, this is like this is really expensive.
But when you came over to my house yesterday in
(38:54):
that childing uniform, I've freaked out. I was like, what
are you doing from high school? Why are you saying that?
I shoul I still do have it though I know
it came over yesterday. Let me all right, Amy, that's
my pile. That was Amy's pile of stories. Bobby Bone Show. Hey,
(39:15):
I'm gonna give you isolated vocals from a famous singer.
Just tell me what band they're in. For example, this
is the lead singer of the Red Hot Chili Peppers.
Hello Sepper, Would you know who that is? You would
know that red got a point if that were true. Okay,
(39:37):
here we go. Name this. You can name the singer
or the band, either one by their isolated vocals from
a recording studio. Go and just saying this moment for
all the rest and time. Ye Steven Tyler correct? Good.
Isn't it cool to hear that? Eddie? So awesome? I
(39:59):
love like you hear it's straight vocals here the harmonies
on the top of it. I love it so much.
Amy named the lead singer. We'll just go lead singer only.
Number two, Go ahead, but if you never try, never
just watch you. Can you name that singer? Go ahead
(40:23):
with Chris Martin. Chris Martin correct. Okay, Number three, isolated
vocals from recording studio. Name the singer, go Hello, Hello, Hello.
It's a dangerous you will now beas if a stupangers
(40:45):
you will now all right? Who is that? Do you
know the song? Yes, it's just him in a studio singing,
and they've taken the vocals off the recording. Just a vocals?
Who is that? Come on? I don't I can't hear
no nothing. Oh, that's so cool. That's Kurt Koberin. That's it.
(41:07):
That's right, And I got chills. Listen to that clip.
Let's do two more. Here is the next one, and
this is I'll give you a hint, it's nineteen seventies. Okay,
all right, action Mama didn't mean to make you cry.
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow, carry on,
(41:34):
carry on, just nothing, go ahead, mercury, yes, nice, all right?
One more name this one. This is a singer's isolated vocals.
Go ahead. Do you have that time to listen to
me wine about nothing and everything all once? I am
(41:57):
one of those Malaja egg fools, nuradic to the bone,
notes about it times. I can't myself fun now. You
don't know it now? I mean I know the song,
but I can't think of who the guy is or
the band. You know the band? Than yeah, I'm gonna
(42:18):
be mad at myself. You are gonna be mad at
yourself because you for sure know it. I know it's
It's Green Day, Bill of your Armstrong, Okay green? Hey?
Do this? Play that back amy, sing the harmonies to it,
like sing the high part as it sings. Ready, and
you you have the time to listen to me whine
about did I getting everything anything? Harmony? Do it mellow
(42:43):
dramatic fools, Nuradi to the bone, note down about it,
Amy go Hime, I can't myself fuck there? All right,
it's time the good news. Good. Samantha Rodriguez is doing
(43:07):
the best she can. She has five siblings that she's
raising ever since her parents passed away, trying to put
food on the table, get him two and from school.
Doesn't have a car. Someone in the community noticed how
hard she's been working, put a little Facebook post up,
and someone donated a brand new car so she could
help ease the burden. Yeah, wow, I love it. Just
(43:28):
done it at a car, just like that. Yeah, and
they didn't even tell their name, because lunchbox is all
about yes, which is lunchboxet. He's always blown away by
people not taking credit because like when I do tell
me something good and I'm talking about them down in
Orange County, Florida, I want to be able to be like, hey, Jimmy,
thanks for giving you know, Samantha car. But noe is
that what you want to acknowledge someone else? Or that
(43:48):
you want to be acknowledged if you ever do something,
if I ever do something that big, I want to
be acknowledged. That's what's all about. That's what it's all about.
And that's what's all about. There you go. That was
tell me something good? Okay, your buddy, and right, all right?
(44:12):
So what happened to me? So? I was at someone's
house and they offered me laquais to drink, and I
was I never heard of Okay, I guess I'll take
some laquis. They brought me a can of Lacroix and
I was like, oh, you mean Lacroix. Did you say that?
Why would you correct someone? Because well I didn't. I
thought maybe they didn't know how to say it. So
(44:34):
I was like, oh, this is Lacroix and they're like, no,
it's lacuis. That's how they say it, like that's how
the French say it or whatever. So then I just
sgot like I just let I let it go. But
of course I had to go google it myself, and
it's a Midwestern company made here in America, and they
even say on their website it's definitely pronounced Lacroix. And
(44:55):
if you ever get confused about it, just remember it
rhymes with enjoy, so enjoy you're Lacroix, And like, why
would you get into like an argument. I didn't I
didn't say I didn't do any of this at the
This is stuff I googled after because I just was like,
oh my gosh, Fancichmancy Lacroix's a hater right now, it's
(45:18):
so funny. Well, so if you ever get offered Lacroix,
then it's it's you can be like, no, no, no, no,
it's Lacroix because Lacroix, sparkling water. Googled it. Yeah, all right,
so what do you have. You're gonna test me on
something that's been It made me think of all the
things we commonly say wrong. So I've got the most
commonly mispronounced words. Okay, go ahead, okay, hold. The first
(45:38):
one is that's how you spell that word prerogative. Yeah,
and you're saying it wrong bt W Wait no, no, no,
because it's spelled prerogative. I didn't know that. Yeah, like
like Bobby Brown, it's my prerogative, yeah, Bobby Brown mess
because right, And so because he says prerogative like a
(45:59):
lot of us were we I would even see you
even think it's spelled wrong, But this is how it's spelled,
and you say prerogative there's no way. I'm never saying prerogative.
I don't care if that's right. I will never say preregative. Okay, now,
Amy's holding up this word. Now, I've been corrected because
I was dumb and I go into to like a
smoothie place and I said, I like one of those
(46:19):
Kai bowls, please, and they said excuse me. I was
like in a Kai bowl. They were like, you mean
an Asie bowl and I was like, oh, game, Kanti's
man te. So I only know that that ac Ai
is asie because I was shamed. Yeah, so how do
you say that word? Yeah, you got it? Um. The
next word is uh, I'm gonna say niche. And I
(46:42):
that I use the term a lot. I may not
be right, but I would say it's niche. It is
niche select group. A lot of people say niche like
a niche group. You hear people talking about it and
they use it. They say, I don't even hate that.
Though I don't hate niche. I don't either, but that
is incorrect. If you want to do it right, it's niche. Okay,
next one up. Okay, Amy's holding up these words. Okay,
(47:03):
this is a trick because this is a restaurant that
I go to all the time, Chippoltle. Hold On said, again,
here's how it's red, Chippotele. But I would say Chipoltle.
Chipotle is how I say it. Chipoltle, tell me I'm wrong.
I say Chipotle and we're wrong. What is it? And
Eddie shaking his head like we're about to he's about
to shameless you guys. What chee like cheep like cheap Boltle.
(47:30):
But it's Chipotle chip So I mean, could you imagine
if it's like, hey, guys, you want to go to
cheap Boltle? Well, I can't imagine that. I mean, it's
not that crazy to imagine it. But okay, one more, Uh,
I'm one or two more? Yeah, let's do chidoku. I
would say sudoku. Wait, so I don't ever say that word.
So it's the puzzle thing people do, sudoku, pseudoku, pseudo.
(47:53):
You're right that you're right, Bobby, but I don't and
I and I guess others say sudoku like so, but
it's sue And people are really only because I don't
say it enough and I'm just reading it. Yeah, people
are really particular about this. Oh, in this one, I
feel like I learned something because I say it wrong.
That's Celtic, like the Boston Celtics. Um, it's Celtic. Mmmmm okay,
(48:16):
well I'm I'm saying if it's I guess if it's
like Celtic sea salt. But anytime I've been like, do
you have any Celtic sea salt? But it's Celtic, I
don't know. Ok So maybe in the like the tents
it's used. Yeah, the Boston Celtics are not the Boston Celtics.
Larry Bird did not play for the Boston Celtic. I
promise you all right, one more go ahead, Okay, this
one just for fun because it's fancy. Is that a
(48:37):
brand or like the Goddess it's a brand. It's a purse.
You've talked about this purse before. Air May m hm
Air may Air. Okay. So a lot of people say
Hermes like if you ever seen these fancy bags, y'all.
These purses are like fifteen thousand dollars for a like handbag.
Some of our bosses have them, so French street. But
(49:02):
I've never known how to say it. I've been like, wow,
I go, oh my gosh, this one person we know
at work has a Hermes bag, but it's air Mez,
air mez. Have you ever seen one of these fancy bags.
Don't embarrass yourself like me and say Hermes, it's air Mes.
There you go, thank you, Amy, Okay, yes, no problem.
Now we all feel a little smarter. R I guys, Yeah,
(49:25):
we got nine thousand women. They showed him all these
pictures of men with beards and not beards. They didn't
tell them that that's why they were picking. But guys
with beards were always higher than guys that weren't, you know,
covered in facial hair. Yeah, I would be one of
the women voting for a beard, the guy with the
beard picking him. According to a new study, men with
beards are more attractive than those without. I don't like beards.
I feel like it makes you look older. I'm trying
(49:47):
to be nineteen. Yeah, I know, but you're not. I know, listen,
I still got a peacock a little bit because I'm
still trying to find somebody. Yeah, I mean, beards are fine,
but you're worried about the gray patch. Yeah, making you
look old, but older could mean wiser. I'm wise enough, Okay.
(50:08):
I don't like the beer and it doesn't grow all
the way in. I have like a little spot on
my chin where it still looks like I'm thirteen. So
I'm not a beard guy, but your husband is and
you keep the beer. Huh. Yeah. He started growing it
over five years ago and there's been times a long
way he's wanted to get rid of it and I'm like, um, no,
I like it. No, you can dictate his facial hair. Yeah.
The researchers are the typical male features that that scored. Well,
(50:30):
a strong jawline. How do I do that on that? Oh? Yeah,
you have a strong drawing. Thanks. H that has a
signal for good health and high testosterone levels. Every single
woman preferred men with facial hair and stubble in general attractiveness.
Is that crazy? Yeah? Here, I am just like clean
shaving Freddy over here, so I can't. Maybe that's the
(50:53):
trouble with my relationships. Yeah, but facial hair before, yeah,
not really. How to go to you once? Yeah, a
long time ago. I have never seen you with a goatee.
Did you ever do that soul patch thing where it's
like enough soul for that? There's a viral thing online
(51:17):
right now where you just list your last five jobs
and just give a couple of words about each of them.
So I'll go first. Here are my five jobs that
I've had in my life. Golf course maintenance. It was
early and it was dirty. I also was a waiter.
Learned so much about life and depending on people to
actually pay my bills, but the tipping. I worked at
(51:41):
a marina and I pumped gas and moved. I learned
a lot of live like like fix it up skills
at the marina, like learn how to fix things a
little bit. That's kind of manly. I worked to hobby lobby,
you know, lots of crafts. Yeah, um that that was
a fun. One. Retails fun, and then finally radio, which
obviously is what I'm doing now and I love. Those
(52:03):
are my last five five jobs. Golf course maintenance, a waiter,
kind of a mechanic, fix it all at the marina,
and then I worked at hobby lobby doing retail, and
then the radio. Amy you. I was a hostess. That's
my first job ever, so and it was at lone
Star Cafe and I thought I would maybe make it
to waitress, but never did it. Did I just I
(52:26):
was really good at sitting people though, And you know
I was good at my job. Then in college I
was a weight loss counselor. I wasn't very good at it,
but basically, basally I just waited and measured people when
they came in, and then I'd look at their food
diary and tell them that minuto and oreos probably wasn't
on the plan. And then I also worked a front
(52:50):
desk at Gold's gym, which was after I graduated college.
So high for me. Were you good at that? One? O? Um? Well,
everyone else working in the front desk with me was
sixteen at the time, and I just, you know, I
was like twenty two or But were you good at it?
It was really good. I would always welcome you and
(53:10):
make sure you had a towel. And then I worked
in granite sales, which at awesome and that's when I
met Bobby. And then my next job after that was radio.
And when there it is, then here we are, here
we are man, this is so weird. A guy snuck
into his ex girlfriend's house and then lived there in
(53:32):
secret for three weeks and then confronted her in her bedroom. No,
can you imagine not? The thirty one year old man
allegedly moved into the attic of the thirty seven year
old woman in Pittsburgh shout out Pittsburgh, everybody listening. I'm
big listen, love you. It was weird. Yeah. Uh. He
(53:53):
was banned from contacting her because of abusive behavior. The
alleged victim first became suspicion shiss that someone was living
there because she found a blanket in the corner of
her basement and she was like, wait, what, this is
not my blanket? Why is it in the basement? So
this dude, I got down there, she noticed a toilet
seat had been left up at a home that it
(54:14):
was just her and her two daughters, so why would
the toilets he'd be left up so far, there's a
blanket and a toilet seat. But this guy's a bad listen.
I haven't written the book on living at someone's house secretly,
but those are the things you shouldn't do. Yeah. And
then on Saturday, she was alone in the house, claiming
the kitchen when she heard her cat moving around upstairs,
and then when she went to look, she found him
standing in her bedroom. Oh so cool. It's not cool.
(54:39):
He allegedly grabbed her and said, hey, get over here,
and she broke free ran downstairs. When police arrived, they
found him hiding under a pile of clothing. Again, terrible hiding.
Could just jump on her clothes and could close your
eyes and if I can't see me, they can't see me.
He told officers he'd been sleeping in the attic because
he needed a place to stay. Oh, no, bullcrap, No
(55:01):
bullcrap anyway, And is it can you imagine like, first
of all, finding ausm I've been living there, and how
just violated you would feel. And then for him just
to be there when you walked into your room and
to grab you. Yeah's scary. Luckily didn't do worse. Well
luckily he didn't like actually harm her, like she was
able to get away. Yeah, luckily he just need a
place to stay, so that's what he says. Yeah, Yeah,
(55:22):
he's just looking for a place to day Bobby Bones Show.
As we end the show, today's when it reminds you
go to mister Bobby Bones on Instagram or Bobby bones
dot com see pictures and videos to the music we're
listening to. It's all out there at Bobby bones dot com.
Would you agree with that? Sam and Amy? Thank you
very much. Have a great day, everybody. Bobby Bobby Bones
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Show
At your buddy and miss the Bobby Ball transes. That's right,
we got a good one today. More studio. I always
come in and a couple of stories that always kind
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of you know, chick on my fancy. I'd like to
start with and I sometimes I'll bene watch these shows.
Here you go. This is a bene watching story. And
by the way, I bene watches. If you watch a
show like I would say, a bench would be three
shows at a time. Two. It's just you're just catching
a couple episodes. But if you do three, would you
consider that a bench watch? Amy, um um, yes, okay, Yeah.
(00:48):
Making a habit of laying around for that long can
raise your chance of having things like heart disease and diabetes.
It may change the way your body uses sugar and fat.
It can also raise your odds of getting a blood
clot in your leg. They say, if you bene watch,
drink plenty of water to avoid all this. Now that
being said, I hear all of those bad things. Yeah,
I'm still cool with it. I love Bene watching shows
(01:11):
like if I get some time, that's three. What do
you what's a ben watched to lunchbox? Oh? I would
say if you watch more than three episodes in a sitting,
So more than three do you need to hit four? Yeah,
you gotta hit four. So I'd say, I'd say three.
Lunchbox has four Amy, I mean, yeah, three or more.
That's my wheelhouse. Like if I'm laying there for that long,
(01:33):
I mean, what is anybody else? Consider any I feel
like anything, Like if someone say, oh, you have to
at least get to six, consider it a bench that
would be crazy. Morgan number two, you're young, What's what's
a bench watch for you? I would say it's like
a full weekend of Benjing. Like the whole show. We knew,
(01:54):
we knew the youngsters would uh would come in, So
watching three or four is just a tip goal Tuesday.
There's a story too about you know, laying in bed.
NASA is offering nineteen thousand dollars to day in a
bed for sixty days. Oh yeah, that seems like you
don't get to get up. NASA and European Space Agency
are offering nineteen thousand dollars to subjects willing to spend
(02:17):
sixty consecutive days lying in bed. They said. This study,
which aims to analyze the effects of long space flights
on astronights about astronaut's bodies. Because for twelve minute women
to spend sixty days lying in the bed. The study
dubbed ag bressa, which means artificial gravity bed rest. We'll
look at the pennsil benefits of artificial gravity. Nineteen days,
(02:39):
that's them. It preparing and then you have to lay
in the bed for sixty days. I think you use
the bathroom in the bed, not in the bed, but
like as you're laying down, Okay, I'm nl. I'm not
at my stage of life right now. I'm not. I
have a job to do, have a good job. I
have a job with you know, I have to. But
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you'd ask me this ten years ago. I'm down sixty
days for nineteen thousand dollars. If I don't have a job,
I would be totally down with that. Let's open up
the old mailbag, Bobby mailbag. I got an email from
a very annoyed listener. Yeah, the subject is Amy slash Bobby,
(03:25):
but they spell Bobby Bobbie. Okay, which is I mean?
I assume they're talking about me. I spell mine with
the why, but it says why does Bobby always cut
off Amy when she talks. I mean, she used to
have the ninety second skinny. She doesn't have that anymore.
And now she does the Morning Corny and they end
up talking during that too at their investigation. Seems like
(03:46):
Bobby's getting a little too selfish. It's also really irritating
to try and listen to the show anymore. Why does
he talk? That's from Kelsey t Well, why do you talk?
It's your show. Why why are you talking? Let's just
go layer by layer and you can speak to these things, Okay, Amy, Sure,
because I definitely am not doing anything. If anything, I
(04:08):
like to talk less about me. I'm over me for
a lot of this. I'm like, I don't want to
hear anything about me. By that being said, what happened
to Amy in the ninety second skinny? Well, I did
the thirty second skinny and yeah, that was a mutual
just like that was a that was that wasn't you
something being taken away from me? It was like we're
(04:29):
passing it along to Morgan number two, who's really into
all that stuff. And she does it well, so it's great.
There's nothing wrong with that. Yeah, and she does all
the videos for it. Yeah, we're a team. Yeah, so
I actually did not take it from Amy Kelsey teeth.
And how do you feel about when he says when
I talk over everyone on the show, especially you. Oh,
(04:50):
I guess I don't catch on when you talk over me.
But if anything, I've probably been rambling too much and
you're trying to reel me back in, which is like
you should do a and it is the Bobby Bone Show. Well, okay, fair,
but I think we all talk over each other. But
because that's how normal humans talk. Yeah, that's true. I
don't I know, I talk over I just talked over
(05:11):
you just then, just now. Yeah, would you stop? I
want would send a compline email about anyway, but send
it compline emails about me. I get so button heard
about stuff. I put some fake money on my desk.
All of a sudden, everybody gets mad. I talk over
Amy once. Everybody get probably ten thousand times. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
But anyway, Hey, appreciate Dreamail Kelsey t send us your thoughts.
We love it. There you go, And that's the mailbag.
(05:33):
That was Bobbies mailbag. One of these Harry Potter type
of books. He's going for ninety thousand dollars in an
auction a copy of the first in the series of
Harry Potter's books. That is an error book. They say
so for ninety thousand dollars in a London auction and
(05:55):
it's just misspelled words like philosopher. It really just a
bunch of mess ups. Wow, So thousands of dollars for
a book with mistakes that crazy. It's just a rarity.
You try to find the rarities. I never read Harry Potter.
I think it's pretty cool that people are so passionate
about it. Morgan number two, You loved Harry Potter. Huh, Yeah,
I loved it. My mom read all the books to
us when we were growing up. That was like our
(06:16):
nighttime stories where it's Harry Potter. How many of them
are there book wise? I want to say there's six.
Were they easy reads? Yeah? I mean they weren't hard
by any means, Like I think I was like seven
or eight when we first started. And then you loved it? Yeah,
oh yeah, seen all the movies. Yes, it's all good,
Like Harry Potter is the best thing to binge. Well,
(06:37):
Daniel Radcliffe ever not be Harry Potter to you. No,
he's always typecast. Yeah, when every time about the most
typecast things. Think about this guys, the people that you
think of, and they're always going to be that character
from like our lifetimes. And I would list off Erkle
because Jillo White will always be Erkle from Harry Matters,
a character was so distinct. Mark Paul Gospel will always
(06:57):
be Zach Morris. And he's tried to do other stuff,
but that was such a big part of our culture,
was saved by the Bell. It's hard for those people
and friends. And sometime I've done a better job. Jennifer
Anderson's done a bit, Matt LeBlanc has done a bit,
but because that show gets shown so much still, it's
hard for them to shake that they've been super typecast
(07:18):
as that kind of person. Oh it's show, Like I
watch it so much now that when I see Joey now,
I'm like, well, I feel like he's aged overnight or something,
but he really hasn't. It's just I see Joey and
then I see Joey and I'm like, WHOA. Most typecast
people from your lifetime when you you can't think of
them as anything else. Amy Screech, oh good one, Dustin Dime,
(07:42):
and I feel bad for that dude. Because he's tried
and he just yeah, Lunchbox Kramer will always be yeah,
good one, and then Ashton Kutcher will always be Kelso
on that seventy show. For me, I guess I didn't
watch that seventy show that much. So I'm good with
Ashton and do another. I've seen him to other stuff
because he was big in that Netflix show The Ranch. Yeah,
(08:05):
The Ranch, Edie, what about you? Anybody George Costanza I
mean when George, I mean no, he can do whatever
he wants to do, but he's still George to meet
mcaulay culkin for Home Alone, which is tough. He's tried
to do some other stuffy and he had a couple
good movies. Remember the movie did what the Girl Got
Stung by the Bees? Oh? Oh yeah, oh my girl?
Would you say show girls? Now? They're always those girls
(08:30):
on the full House? Yeah, Michelle, the guy from Karate Kid,
Ralph Macchio, that dude's tried. Carlton from Fresh Prince. So
he does American's Funny as videos now, Yeah, and you
know what, I see it before American Adol comes on.
He's pretty good. He is good. Yeah, he's a pretty
(08:51):
good little host there. So and then obviously Daniel Ray
Cliff Fro Harry Potter. That's pretty interesting, huh, Like like that,
would you rather it's like a one hit wonder? We
were talking to an artist about this recently. Would you
rather have a one hit wonder and be a smash
and not have another hit or have a few songs
that just did it kind of okay? The same thing
with being a TV star amy it. Would you rather
be a massive typecast or just have a few shows
(09:12):
that did okay and you keep working, but you never
like pierced the consciousness of America. That's hard, yeah, because
obviously to have something that's a huge success would be amazing.
But if it's like your craft and your passion and
you want to keep at it and have opportunities, then
I would want to keep going that money like for
kids college, which one pays more, probably the biggest to
(09:33):
be biggest for one thing if you use it right. Yeah,
oh yeah, you'd have to use it right because I
means screech that didn't or yeah I know, yeah, what
about you? What would you choose? Probably the one hit wonder.
You just have to be good about it in your
heart because they're always going to know you for that
someone One hit Wonders or one hit one role Wonders
are not nice. I've heard some not pleasant things about
(09:54):
some of the people we just talked about because they
just hang on and they don't want to be called that.
But you're like, you're only erkele. You know, it's gotta
be tough. And even like the one hit Wonders, some
of them don't want to play their one hit. They're like,
we're much bigger than this, but we all know you. Yeah,
it's that they're artists. They get to do what they
want to do. They get to make their art their way,
and I'm okay with that. But again, don't be mad
when people only want to hear tough thumping chumbawamba, like
(10:16):
that's your Or Bobby McFerrin who had don't worry be
happy he doesn't play that song because it's like I
didn't even like that song. There is one, you know,
massive hit. Yeah that's a bummer, it's but it's a
tough one. I thought that was interesting. It's Sarah and
Saint Louis on Hey Sarah. I just wanted to shout
(10:37):
out to my friend Sarah and Dallas, Texas she listens
every morning on your podcast. Um, but wanted to shout
out to her. And I'm a first time caller. Listen
to you guys every morning on my way to or
can't just love you guys. Fread so much joy and
love and love listening to you guys. Appreciate that listening
on the Bowl. Thanks. I listened to the entire show yesterday.
I may do that once a year. What what why yesterday?
(11:00):
I don't know. I don't feel like I've been on
my game the last few days because I haven't been
sleeping and you were game taping yourself hard. Would you
so many notes I've made? I made so many notes,
but just about me, not even about you guys. Okay,
but I got a whole phone list of notes. Wow,
it's like why Bobby sucks? And I made like nine notes.
Oh no, Well, and I've had these allergies so bad,
and I just wanted to hear how bad I really am.
(11:21):
Let me tell you pretty bad. I've been trying hard.
I've been trying hard, so there's that. I want to
play these clips for you. Amy. By the way, listen
to the whole show. Search Bobby Bones Show on demand
on iHeart radio. You won't run through some of these songs. Ammy. Yeah.
These are the one billion stream songs and you're gonna
know most of them because of the biggest songs ever
in streaming. Just name the artist, so if you can
(11:43):
go all the way, surely you get that one is
all right? These are all one billion stream songs. I
need no one and this is number two. By the way.
Time I know who's this? Like Drake and Something? Yeah,
(12:08):
Drake one dance? There you go. Let's do one more
right now. You'll know this one? That's your kids love
this one? Yeah? Or no? It is this one? They
like her? No, they like it. It's one of them.
Who's the chain smokers? I'll give you one. I don't
(12:31):
think you're gonna get this has been streamed at billion times.
My daughter loves this one. But do you know who
it is? I guess not Major Laser. Oh win with
(12:53):
this one? Here? Who sings Desposito? Who's the real artist?
Not Justin Bieber? Just a feature. I'll poppy? Who Poppy?
What's up? Huh? There's nobody even named dead it's not
um okay, hold on, hold on, So there's Justin Weaver.
Then who do they call is that? Oh no, what's no? No, no, no,
(13:14):
does Daddy Yankee? Yes, it's it's Louis Fonse Daddy Yankee
featuring Justin Bbrick. Okay, why do I think Daddy Yankee's
nickname was Poppy? Well, Daddy Poppy Yankee, I don't know.
Oh boy, there's a few of the down. Sorry today.
This story comes us from Nashville, Tennessee. Hey, person was
(13:36):
driving a stolen SUV down the highway. Only problem it's
a brand new car and they got that old remote
shut down. So driving down the highway, who woo and
a hun day and the police go shut it down
and it just comes to stop. Then he's caught a
couple of things. One, if I were a car thief,
(13:57):
you know, the shinier the better, at least initially you
go and buy something, you know, steal something new pretty
but yeah, all these new cars have all of these
electronic functions like to shutdowns, and so you steal it. Also,
the GPS, even if it doesn't shut down, like a
lot of these cars have it built in GPS where
you could just log into something and see where the
car is. Some of the new stuff. Yeah, and then
(14:19):
also It makes me think of that show the Lunchbox
used to watch called Car Car bait Car, where they
what would they do. They would put a car in
a neighborhood that has a lot of stolen vehicles, and
they'd leave the keys in it, and they'd have cameras
in there and everything, and someone would go buy and
steal it, and then they're driving it. They would just
shut it down and then people would get locked in
the car and oh it was so great because sometimes
(14:39):
they'd go pick up their friends. They'd be like, oh
my gosh, look at my new car. And then when
it gets shut down, they start freaking out, like give
me out of here, give me out of your Oh
my gosh, oh quick playing, quick playing, and then some
of them they just give up, like we busted. And
that's a TV show where just watch people steal cars
and then watch them get trapped. Yeah, that's still one.
No it's not. You can find the he runs, but
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there's no new episodes. They need to come out with
new episodes. That is a bobby you know that you
like to pitch TV shows to ABC. You need to
take that one to say we need to start a
bait car again. Actually, good. That's yeah, I know, she's
come to my neighborhood. Just put a car there and
set up a cell phone camera. Yeah yeah, all right,
all right, lunch, that's your bone head story of the day.
(15:22):
It's time for the good news. Good. A woman in
California is alive thanks to her water delivery man. Marco
Pereira knew something wasn't right. He goes, he knocks on
the door. The woman's eighty eight years old, she lives
in this apartment, and she didn't answer this time. But
what happens usually is he'll knock on the door and
(15:46):
go Marco, and then she goes Polo. Right, and his
name's also Marco, and it's also water. He's delivery, right, yeah,
so he's like Marco and then she goes Polo. Well,
he knocked and goes Marco and there was nothing back.
There was no Polo. So he yelled again Marco, and
then he heard. He put his ear up to the
door and he heard someone going help. And it turns
(16:08):
out she had balling on the floor. She was immobile
for at least twenty four hours. He waited on the
other side of the door, called paramedics. They came bopped
in the house. God her saved her. She only had
a few bumps and bruises, no serious injuries. But she
had been now for twenty four hours, Oh my goodness.
And had he not marcoed and her not poloed and
then he stuck around it, you know, they wouldn't have
(16:29):
found her. So there you go. Water delivery man saves
customer who fell at home. Marco, Hello, hero, thank you,
thank you. There you go. That's what it's all about.
That was tell me something good, your buddy, and he
missed the Bobby ballmer. This is Bobby Bashow. That's right. Hemmy,
(16:56):
listen to the story. A company is offering its non
smoking workers a next just six days off per year
to offset the amount of time those who smoked and
took smoke breaks took six days extra. What because if
you don't smoke, you don't get to go smoke take
a smoke break, So they think all the time during
the year they take off ten fifty minutes at a time,
ends up being six extra days. I get it. I'm
(17:19):
just shocked they're giving the extra days and they just
will take away the smoke breaks from the smokers. A
marketing firm decided to make a change after non smoking
workers complained that they were working more hours than they're
smoking counterparts. And they are, and they were unless they're
taking But then you get into how much is everybody
on Facebook and Instagram for their breaks? Right? But okay,
(17:39):
if you were a smoker, would you then stop smoking
at work so you can get these days off? I
guess so I would sneak it. I don't know. I mean,
I guess if you're addicted. It's truly an addiction, the nicotine,
I get it, but it Yeah, I don't know. Is
that is that what it's supposed to do to encourage
the smokers just smoking? Or maybe it's just that people
(18:02):
think it's unfair they're not getting all the brakes. Yeah,
Laura Michigan, what's happening? Hey, I'm so excited. I got
to talk to you guys. We're excited, you're on What
do you want to say? I just really wanted to
thank you, Bobby Um. You really inspired me because you
keep telling everyone like you just gotta go for it.
You'll regret it if you don't. So because of you,
(18:24):
I started a home bakery and I had my first
pop up last weekend. And I sold out. Oh yeah, yeah,
that's fantastic. And listen, I know it's nerve wracking to
think about doing something and failing and you know you're
gonna put it out there and it's not gonna work out.
But do you know how much more you'll regret it
if you don't do it at all? And just wonder
(18:44):
if you're going to fail or not. Oh my biggest
regrets or that I didn't try things earlier. I wouldn't
say not try things at all, because I ausually go
after whatever I dream of and most time I don't
get it. But you don't see those probably doesn't see
things you don't get. But I'm proud of you, Laura.
That's awesome. Thank you. And so what's gonna happen you
do on another one? Not exactly scheduled, but it's in
(19:05):
the work. What's your specialty? Um? I like making cakes
and macarons. We like cakes and macarons. Two in case,
shoot just around anyone to let us, you know, get
a little something in there. Hey, thank you appreciate that call, Laura.
I'm proud for you, and I hope you have a
good morning. Bobby Moon. So Hey, it's Nicole in California. Hey, Nicole, Hey,
(19:28):
I was calling in for an update on Seasons and
how he had a crush on a girl in Socia's
dance class. I was wondering, whatever happened? I thought, So, Yeah,
Amy has an eight year old son named Stevenson, and
he's been going to dance class. Yeah, it's in the
girls in his dance class. Well, I think the girls
in both of them. But whatever, Yeah, and he's still
sees her and he still has a crushes he because
he was going up to her being like hi, what
(19:49):
was his line? Oh? He would just well he would
like three yeah, any like do you remember me? Or
and then he would get nervous and then he would
like run away, and he'd come up to us and
ask us like what should I say? And then you
run back over to her and we're like, Stevenson, your
ring awkward, Like you just gotta go for it. Well,
he finally went for it. How old is she? I
just say, I'm an ass, but she looks like seven eight? Yeah,
(20:11):
blonde hair, cute. What do you mean he went for it? Well,
he goes after class like I'm there to pick him up,
and I'm like Okay, buddy, let's go. He's like, wait, Mom,
I have to go tell her something. I was like, well, okay, okay, buddy.
So we go over and his voice changes to this awkward,
flirty like like excuse me, and then he said, um,
(20:33):
would you like to come over to my house and
hang out with me? Like real like that, like got
real high pitched and kind of like trying to be
cute but like not not not swab, like, hey, you
want to come hang out? Like what you say? Anyway?
Her mom? Her mom is right there, and I thought, Okay,
(20:54):
what an opportunity to like maybe see obviously the dance
studios in our neighborhood, they probably live in the neighborhood,
Like what an opportunity to maybe like really make a
friendship here. And the mom is like So. The daughter
looks up at the mom and was like, yeah, mom,
he wants me to come play with him at his house.
And she just kind of looks at us like that
(21:14):
that's not happening. And I'm like, Stevenson's like deflated, and
I look at seems and I'm like, oh, come on, buddy,
maybe just one day we can hang out before or
after dance class. We don't need to make it like
a playdate thing, because now I'm like, I'm feeling awkward,
like I've done something wrong. But she almost looked at
me like, you know, little boys and little girls don't
play dates together. That was sort of the vibe I got.
(21:35):
I mean, she didn't say it, but it's almost like
she didn't have to. There's maybe because my son's a
boy and she's a girl and they don't do that.
And I was like, is that a thing? I don't know,
it sounds like mama bears mad. She kind of even
looked off into the distance, and this is a small studio.
She kind of was like just looking off like I
don't even know it what like Stevenson and I awkwardly
(21:56):
just walked away and I was like, see you next time.
Like it. It left me awkward so much so I
made a few phone calls even when I left, and
I'm like asking friends, like is there like either two
things came in my mind quite honestly. Well, I was
wondering if it's a white girl and your son's and
if that's why the mom I didn't want to go there,
but it was that it was a boy or then
I was like, oh, what if it's because she's confused
(22:18):
by you know, that he's a different race and that
could be a thing, like I do have to think
of that sometimes, which is, you know, sad, but it
was awkward. Let me tell you. There's probably no play
date you have me. But yeah, that's the update. He
still likes her though, and he went for it, and
I was proud of him. We have to work on
his delivery. He can't like he did that thing, you know,
(22:40):
he gets real like and he's like, would you like
to come over to my house lay with me? And
I was like, Stevenson, well on, Nicole, there you have
the update. No love connection for me too, Like I'm
proud of him that he even tried, because that's tough,
I know. And then the whole drive home he's like, mom,
(23:02):
so she could have come over and play. I'm like,
I don't think somebody. Oh man, hey, thank you for
that call, Bobby. So that Harry Potter book went for
ninety thousand dollars in an auction because there were errors
in it. It was the first edition, what's like your
collector's item, and obviously we have nothing to costs that
kind of money. But what do you have that's cool?
(23:23):
I mean, the one thing that is super cool in
our house is an African spear from tim Buck two. Like,
how did you get that? My husband went there and
he brought it back in the military. Yeah, he went
for work. And I mean, I don't even know that
place was real. Yeah, Like I could go to tim
Buck too, but it is. And it's an African spear
and it's pretty legit looking, so and it's I use
(23:47):
it as self defense in my brain. You haven't used it.
Aff Your husband gave me a gun once from Afghanistan,
but that had one of the knives. I still have that,
which is pretty cool too. What do you call that knife?
I forget? Oh there's something that oh the bandet band? Yeah, yeah,
that's cool. Mind no would be. I have a microphone
(24:07):
from an old TV show, that Jack par show. He
was a late night talk show host before Johnny Carson.
So I had an old microphone from that set, which
I think is really cool. That's probably my mind lunchbox. Oh,
I got one of those orange chairs from the Real
World Austin house that they sat in the living room
and one of them one time, one of them got
maddened through one of them in the pool, and I
(24:27):
bought it for fifty bucks from the Real World Austin
garage sale and it sits in the nursery. Yeah. He
went to that. They were like, hey, big yards. They
were selling everything from the Real World house, and Lunchbox
went and bought stuff. Yeah. Yeah, it sits in the
baby's room. It brings you so much joy, so much joy,
and you know, it's really cool. It sits on a
(24:48):
rug that I bought from the Nashville show. You know,
the Nashville the show. They had a whole garage shoal
when they finished that show off, and I bought babies
rug at that show. So I have not only Real
World Austin chair, but a rug Nashville. That's cool. Identical
twin brothers are both ordered to pay support child support
(25:08):
for a little girl because they're identical, and the men
refused to say which of them fathered the child, and
the DNA test was inconclusive because they're identical twins, the
can't tell the difference. Oh. The judge says the men
are depriving the girl of the right to know who
her father is, and ruled both men's names will be
on the girl's birth certificate. The girl will receive twice
(25:28):
as much as other children from the same economic background.
The men apparently thought they had to split one father
support Hyman every month with what are they doing some
weird sick joke. They're trying to play like or not joke?
But why are they Why don't they just admit who? Well,
the brothers are said to have switched identities to date
women too. Oh oh, they are so wrong. There goes.
(25:50):
You should go to jail. They didn't do anything legal though,
that that should be well new law man. I don't
know what do you think about that? Bobby, go ahead,
you need it. I need your opinion on this. But
what is your question? My question is you just said
you just made a good point. They didn't do anything illegal.
But if they are that identical and they knowingly switched
(26:11):
themselves and she didn't wasn't aware of it, and she
ended up sleeping with somebody else without her knowledge, I mean,
if they're identical, how she is no, Well, expect every
little part I said, let me see your idea. The
moment they switch. Um, there is no there's no law
(26:32):
against now. It is my point. This is probably gonna.
I mean, because if they're identical, she's what do you
mean identical? Like identical everywhere? Like saying yeah, the difference.
I guess what do the brothers know? Like the brothers
really know? Like I know, I know that's a good
(26:54):
question to Maybe they both they both were No, maybe
they both were hooking up with her. No, she's oh,
well I don't. Then they tested, and then they couldn't know.
They don't know. But I mean, she I feel like
was deceived. She was deceived. Yeah, you're right, Maybe they don't.
If they were pulling this trick on her, they may
not know which one. Well, those brothers are close. Yeah, still, Hobby,
(27:19):
what do you do? I imagine the gathering and my
brother and I trigg girls. Yeah, but don't you want
to know too if that's your baby or not? Yeah?
But how are they? They need some intense testing, Like
if I don't know, maybe some doctor can be like
I can figure this out for y'all. Hey, Rob, you're
on the show. What's going on? Buy? Hey, good morning,
mister Bone, Good morning studio. How's everybody doing. We're pretty good, man,
(27:42):
what's up with you? Hey? I'm doing awesome. A first
time caller from here in DC. My wife turned me
on to you guys about a year ago and absolutely
hooked on you guys. Bobby, I gotta tell you man,
I started episode number one for your podcast about a
week ago. I'm already up on episode number thirty. It's outstanding.
(28:04):
Oh well, do you ad the Bobbycast? You got it?
It gets better too. The first ones were kind of rough. Um. Yeah,
artists come to the house. Songwriters come to my house
and we sit and talk, and we just sit for
an hour and talk. You know, on this show, they
play music and you do a lot of the big points.
We try to do a good interview here. But you
don't have all that space like I do at the
house with the Bobby Cast. Well, I appreciate that. Rob.
Let me tell you something. Like I said, I started
(28:24):
this episode number one. I'm on number thirty two right now.
And one reason why I love it is because it
gives so much more behind the scenes stuff that you
never really hear about. You know, these artists. How many
times did they sit there and fail and fail and fail,
you know? And then you have other times when they're
just weird situations that happen somebody's in the right place
(28:45):
at the right time. I forget the other day who
it was you were interviewing, but the dude was working
at what was that Titan Stadium do you guys have
Oh yeah, they at Lanco. Brandon from Lanco was working
the sessions. Yeah yeah, Bridge Don Arena. And this huge
(29:06):
producer goes by. He's in hiss, a little outfit that
you wear whenever you sell hot dogs, and he's like, hey,
I'm an artist, and the guy goes okay, well, then
bring some music by and next thing you know, Lanco exists.
You know that's creat Thanks Rob, I appreciate it. That's
a nice thing to say. Search for the Bobby Cast.
If you love music, if you hate music, it is
probably not your podcast, be honest with you. If you're
a music hater, probably not what you should listen to.
(29:27):
Bright Amy, Well, I feel like you get you get
deeper with the artists, not just on a musical side,
like Brett Eldridge for example. Yeah we cried together. Yeah, yeah,
so there's that. All right. Hey, thanks for Rob'll have
a good day book. It's time for the good news.
Good shout out to five teenage boys and calledwell, Idaho.
(29:48):
They were on their way to play some basketball, you know,
doing their thing teenagers when they saw this old man
fall down on the sidewalk. So they pulled over. They
were like dry, having to play basketball, pulled over, jumped out,
helped the man up, lifted into his feet. Not only that,
they're like, hey, where do you live? He's like, oh,
right over there. So they made sure he got inside
(30:09):
of his house. But that's not all. When they were
inside the home, they cleaned up his scrapes and cuts
with rubbing alcohol cloths and anyway, there was a bystandard
that saw it all and started taking pictures and then
got a follow up on the story and she posted
on Facebook. So now these teenage boys are being treated
like heroes around down you know they are. They are
because most teenagers would just be like, oh, that man
(30:31):
fell hall, let's go play basketball. Yeah that's good. Oh
that's what's all about. That was tell me something good, buddy,
and mind he missed the ball transmitting show right, Why
(30:53):
don't we go over and get the Morning Corny from
Amy Morning Corny? Why did they quit giving tests at
the zoo? Why did they quit giving tests at the zoo?
Because it was full of Cheetah's good, A solid joker.
(31:13):
That was the morning corning. Here's the dumb debate of
the morning. Who gets to pick the music, the driver
or the passenger is hotly contested. We having this conversation
last night. Who gets to pick the music get in
the car? Is it the person who's driving or is
it the person that's not driving? And it gets to
(31:34):
pay attention to everything else? M Have you ever thought
about that? Because I haven't, because these days my kids
pick the music. Yeah. Oh, I feel there's only two
people in the car according to the story, Okay, the
driver and the passenger who runs the radio. I feel
like the passenger should put on whatever the driver wants,
because who runs the radio the driver or the passenger
(31:57):
like turns the dial or picks it, picks the driver
picks it, the driver driver picks it because they're the
ones driving. You seem torn. I am torn because I
feel like the passengers did also be the fun DJ.
You know, mix it up. Okay, fine, fine, fine, fine,
I'll go with what we have to do. Okay, I'm
(32:18):
never the driver. If my husband's driving, he always well obviously, yeah,
so I'm the passenger. And I think the music. Okay,
so you're you're changing your answer to the passenger. I'm
official final answer. Okay, lunch about two in the car
and driver and a passenger, the dumb debate of the morning.
Who picks the music? The driver or the passenger? This
might be the easiest one you've ever asked us. It's
the driver. The driver is the one that needs to
(32:38):
be zeroed in on the road and needs to be
awake and alert and need to be having a good time,
like enjoying the music, So they control the music. The
driver is in charge, and I drive in my household.
So guess who picks the radio? This guy. Everybody's just
going with their own what they do. But I'm just
telling you that's how it works. You control. If you
are driving, you get to control the music because you
have to stay away. All right, we're all tied up
in one to one. Let's go over to Morgan too.
(33:00):
What do you think about this? I'm going totally with
the driver. Yeah, yeah, I choose the music because if
I'm driving, I'm focused on the road, and that's the
one thing I get to do. I don't give me
on my phone. I have to listen to music. So
does anyone else pick the passenger? Does I go driver too?
You do? Yeah? I go driver. I'm the only one
that's okay. You're a fun DJA. So that's what we
all want to write. Yeah, yeah, so the dumb debate,
(33:22):
the winner is the driver. Yeah, just because you're in control.
That's right. It's your car at that moment. Yes, maybe
no one my husband driving my car. Wait so when
you drive, even your car, if we're going somewhere in
my car here, still drive your car? Yeah, yes, that's
not a shock. The guy drives in every relationship. I didn't.
(33:45):
I don't what you know. If it's my car, I'll drive.
You've never married my girlfriend, you don't be married. You
to have a right car. You've never left with somebody, don't.
You don't have to live. I think your argument about
being married is Okay. My last girlfriend, if she it
was her car, she drove, that's weird drove. There is
no chance like well because the insurance purposes. I don't
(34:07):
have some weird like I'm a man after drive? Do
you trust a woman driveinga Okay? And that's not that's
not why my husband he it's my husband's not driving
because no, it's not. It's not that I'm a woman.
He just doesn't think I can drive it. Nothing right, exactly, Yeah,
(34:32):
you're Amy's pile of stories. So one third of restaurants
and their whole gluten free claims are false. So if
you think you're going somewhere and you're getting something that's
totally gluten free. While some research was done and thirty
two per of all restaurant meals labeled gluten free actually
contained gluten, often wondered about the calorie counts too. Yeah,
I know me too, because assumptions, Uh, the chef might
(34:55):
be like, this will take so much better if it
put one more tabletoon and butter, and they will never know.
And they're all made differently, like every meal is not
made exactly the same, So it's just an estimation. But
again you have to think about like that. Yeah, and
fun fact on one of my recent episodes of my
podcasts that I learned something. Um, if you order fahitas
(35:15):
from a restaurant, you can say, hold the sizzle. You
know what's fun about when your fahetas come out and
it's like, yeah, the sizzle, why would you do that?
Hold the heats? Well, I didn't know what caused the sizzle.
I thought it they were just fresh out and I
was causing it to be all awesome, and of course
it's fun, but the sizzle is like it is for effect,
(35:36):
and that's just like straight oil that they're putting on
the plate right before they bring it out to you,
extra added unnecessary oil to make it be all, oh, well,
can you request a waiter to go? But can the
guy like yes? So I'm just saying, next time you
order phitas, you might want to be like, hold the
sizzle and it'll save you like fat and calories. Because
(35:59):
I've never even heard that was a thing me either,
until on my podcast someone revealed it to me and
I was like, oh, thanks Aaron. Okay, so just heads up,
you may want to if you legit have a gluten
allergy or you're trying to watch your gluten, just know
that you gotta watch out for that. Um and sixteen
minutes of less sleep can ruin your entire day. And
(36:20):
I only bring this up because you're like, okay, well
whatever sixteen minutes. But sometimes when you're lying in bed,
you're like, I just should finish this episode. I mean,
I've already started. I know it's my legit bedtime according
to when I need to wake up. But I'll just
finish the episode and maybe that's the sixteen minutes you
could get right there. Just turn it off, go to bed,
you can watch it later. Does everyone feel like the
next day after a bad night's sleep, they're fine? It's yeah,
(36:44):
do you guys? Are you guys they're in your lives yet?
Or is it the next day? Next day? Oh, okay,
mine's I start to feel it somewhere into the next day,
but not right away. I'm like, Okay, I don't feel bad.
I can do this. I can I can do this.
And the next day I'm like, I hate my life.
If I get a couple hours or three hours, I
wake up and I'm kind of on fire, and it's
(37:06):
my best because you're just I mean, your body kicks
into like that or flight thing. And then but the
day after, yeah, and I may get a full night
sleep the night after and I'm just dragging. Girl. I
wasn't always like that. I remember back in the day,
I can sleep on the floor, no problem. Now today
if I just roll over like eight degrees more, I'm like,
I can't move. I'm old what else? So I saw
(37:27):
this and it stuck out to me because my kids
have just started doing extracurricular activities. But I saw that
sixty two percent of parents say that they are in
debt because of their kids activities, with ten percent owing
more than like five grand because of music, sports, gymnastics, dance, cheerleading,
like all the things. And I was just like, oh, whoa,
(37:50):
Maybe his parents would need to step back and be like,
is that worth going into debt? Four? Probably not? Well,
I always wanted to be in the band. I could
be abandoned school because I couldn't afford the instrument. Yeah,
it's something with basketball shots, So why buy my school
basketball shoes? Because I coudn't afford the shoes. So I
didn't play basketball, I know. So can you want your
kids to have these experiences? And I remember or the
(38:12):
opportunity to thrive in something? Yeah, maybe more so than
experience because I haven't what if I would have been
able to play either or been involved, maybe I would
have found something I really loved and would have been
better at it. But I think it's mostly about what
can you put your kids in that maybe they'll take
to more than just an experience. Yeah, I wonder if
when you're signing your kids up for stuff, we could
go with the Dave Ramsey approach and be like, is
(38:33):
that the best price you could give me? Because that
my help. I mean, I'm just trying to think of
ways for parents to like still be able to do
it all for their kids, but not go into debt
because it's got to be rough. You don't want to
have your kids miss out. I remember my cheerleading stuff.
My mom like freaking out when I became a cheerleader.
She was like, Okay, this is like this is really expensive.
But when you came over to my house yesterday in
(38:54):
that childing uniform, I've freaked out. I was like, what
are you doing from high school? Why are you saying that?
I shoul I still do have it though I know
it came over yesterday. Let me all right, Amy, that's
my pile. That was Amy's pile of stories. Bobby Bone Show. Hey,
(39:15):
I'm gonna give you isolated vocals from a famous singer.
Just tell me what band they're in. For example, this
is the lead singer of the Red Hot Chili Peppers.
Hello Sepper, Would you know who that is? You would
know that red got a point if that were true. Okay,
(39:37):
here we go. Name this. You can name the singer
or the band, either one by their isolated vocals from
a recording studio. Go and just saying this moment for
all the rest and time. Ye Steven Tyler correct? Good.
Isn't it cool to hear that? Eddie? So awesome? I
(39:59):
love like you hear it's straight vocals here the harmonies
on the top of it. I love it so much.
Amy named the lead singer. We'll just go lead singer only.
Number two, Go ahead, but if you never try, never
just watch you. Can you name that singer? Go ahead
(40:23):
with Chris Martin. Chris Martin correct. Okay, Number three, isolated
vocals from recording studio. Name the singer, go Hello, Hello, Hello.
It's a dangerous you will now beas if a stupangers
(40:45):
you will now all right? Who is that? Do you
know the song? Yes, it's just him in a studio singing,
and they've taken the vocals off the recording. Just a vocals?
Who is that? Come on? I don't I can't hear
no nothing. Oh, that's so cool. That's Kurt Koberin. That's it.
(41:07):
That's right, And I got chills. Listen to that clip.
Let's do two more. Here is the next one, and
this is I'll give you a hint, it's nineteen seventies. Okay,
all right, action Mama didn't mean to make you cry.
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow, carry on,
(41:34):
carry on, just nothing, go ahead, mercury, yes, nice, all right?
One more name this one. This is a singer's isolated vocals.
Go ahead. Do you have that time to listen to
me wine about nothing and everything all once? I am
(41:57):
one of those Malaja egg fools, nuradic to the bone,
notes about it times. I can't myself fun now. You
don't know it now? I mean I know the song,
but I can't think of who the guy is or
the band. You know the band? Than yeah, I'm gonna
(42:18):
be mad at myself. You are gonna be mad at
yourself because you for sure know it. I know it's
It's Green Day, Bill of your Armstrong, Okay green? Hey?
Do this? Play that back amy, sing the harmonies to it,
like sing the high part as it sings. Ready, and
you you have the time to listen to me whine
about did I getting everything anything? Harmony? Do it mellow
(42:43):
dramatic fools, Nuradi to the bone, note down about it,
Amy go Hime, I can't myself fuck there? All right,
it's time the good news. Good. Samantha Rodriguez is doing
(43:07):
the best she can. She has five siblings that she's
raising ever since her parents passed away, trying to put
food on the table, get him two and from school.
Doesn't have a car. Someone in the community noticed how
hard she's been working, put a little Facebook post up,
and someone donated a brand new car so she could
help ease the burden. Yeah, wow, I love it. Just
(43:28):
done it at a car, just like that. Yeah, and
they didn't even tell their name, because lunchbox is all
about yes, which is lunchboxet. He's always blown away by
people not taking credit because like when I do tell
me something good and I'm talking about them down in
Orange County, Florida, I want to be able to be like, hey, Jimmy,
thanks for giving you know, Samantha car. But noe is
that what you want to acknowledge someone else? Or that
(43:48):
you want to be acknowledged if you ever do something,
if I ever do something that big, I want to
be acknowledged. That's what's all about. That's what it's all about.
And that's what's all about. There you go. That was
tell me something good? Okay, your buddy, and right, all right?
(44:12):
So what happened to me? So? I was at someone's
house and they offered me laquais to drink, and I
was I never heard of Okay, I guess I'll take
some laquis. They brought me a can of Lacroix and
I was like, oh, you mean Lacroix. Did you say that?
Why would you correct someone? Because well I didn't. I
thought maybe they didn't know how to say it. So
(44:34):
I was like, oh, this is Lacroix and they're like, no,
it's lacuis. That's how they say it, like that's how
the French say it or whatever. So then I just
sgot like I just let I let it go. But
of course I had to go google it myself, and
it's a Midwestern company made here in America, and they
even say on their website it's definitely pronounced Lacroix. And
(44:55):
if you ever get confused about it, just remember it
rhymes with enjoy, so enjoy you're Lacroix, And like, why
would you get into like an argument. I didn't I
didn't say I didn't do any of this at the
This is stuff I googled after because I just was like,
oh my gosh, Fancichmancy Lacroix's a hater right now, it's
(45:18):
so funny. Well, so if you ever get offered Lacroix,
then it's it's you can be like, no, no, no, no,
it's Lacroix because Lacroix, sparkling water. Googled it. Yeah, all right,
so what do you have. You're gonna test me on
something that's been It made me think of all the
things we commonly say wrong. So I've got the most
commonly mispronounced words. Okay, go ahead, okay, hold. The first
(45:38):
one is that's how you spell that word prerogative. Yeah,
and you're saying it wrong bt W Wait no, no, no,
because it's spelled prerogative. I didn't know that. Yeah, like
like Bobby Brown, it's my prerogative, yeah, Bobby Brown mess
because right, And so because he says prerogative like a
(45:59):
lot of us were we I would even see you
even think it's spelled wrong, But this is how it's spelled,
and you say prerogative there's no way. I'm never saying prerogative.
I don't care if that's right. I will never say preregative. Okay, now,
Amy's holding up this word. Now, I've been corrected because
I was dumb and I go into to like a
smoothie place and I said, I like one of those
(46:19):
Kai bowls, please, and they said excuse me. I was
like in a Kai bowl. They were like, you mean
an Asie bowl and I was like, oh, game, Kanti's
man te. So I only know that that ac Ai
is asie because I was shamed. Yeah, so how do
you say that word? Yeah, you got it? Um. The
next word is uh, I'm gonna say niche. And I
(46:42):
that I use the term a lot. I may not
be right, but I would say it's niche. It is
niche select group. A lot of people say niche like
a niche group. You hear people talking about it and
they use it. They say, I don't even hate that.
Though I don't hate niche. I don't either, but that
is incorrect. If you want to do it right, it's niche. Okay,
next one up. Okay, Amy's holding up these words. Okay,
(47:03):
this is a trick because this is a restaurant that
I go to all the time, Chippoltle. Hold On said, again,
here's how it's red, Chippotele. But I would say Chipoltle.
Chipotle is how I say it. Chipoltle, tell me I'm wrong.
I say Chipotle and we're wrong. What is it? And
Eddie shaking his head like we're about to he's about
to shameless you guys. What chee like cheep like cheap Boltle.
(47:30):
But it's Chipotle chip So I mean, could you imagine
if it's like, hey, guys, you want to go to
cheap Boltle? Well, I can't imagine that. I mean, it's
not that crazy to imagine it. But okay, one more, Uh,
I'm one or two more? Yeah, let's do chidoku. I
would say sudoku. Wait, so I don't ever say that word.
So it's the puzzle thing people do, sudoku, pseudoku, pseudo.
(47:53):
You're right that you're right, Bobby, but I don't and
I and I guess others say sudoku like so, but
it's sue And people are really only because I don't
say it enough and I'm just reading it. Yeah, people
are really particular about this. Oh, in this one, I
feel like I learned something because I say it wrong.
That's Celtic, like the Boston Celtics. Um, it's Celtic. Mmmmm okay,
(48:16):
well I'm I'm saying if it's I guess if it's
like Celtic sea salt. But anytime I've been like, do
you have any Celtic sea salt? But it's Celtic, I
don't know. Ok So maybe in the like the tents
it's used. Yeah, the Boston Celtics are not the Boston Celtics.
Larry Bird did not play for the Boston Celtic. I
promise you all right, one more go ahead, Okay, this
one just for fun because it's fancy. Is that a
(48:37):
brand or like the Goddess it's a brand. It's a purse.
You've talked about this purse before. Air May m hm
Air may Air. Okay. So a lot of people say
Hermes like if you ever seen these fancy bags, y'all.
These purses are like fifteen thousand dollars for a like handbag.
Some of our bosses have them, so French street. But
(49:02):
I've never known how to say it. I've been like, wow,
I go, oh my gosh, this one person we know
at work has a Hermes bag, but it's air Mez,
air mez. Have you ever seen one of these fancy bags.
Don't embarrass yourself like me and say Hermes, it's air Mes.
There you go, thank you, Amy, Okay, yes, no problem.
Now we all feel a little smarter. R I guys, Yeah,
(49:25):
we got nine thousand women. They showed him all these
pictures of men with beards and not beards. They didn't
tell them that that's why they were picking. But guys
with beards were always higher than guys that weren't, you know,
covered in facial hair. Yeah, I would be one of
the women voting for a beard, the guy with the
beard picking him. According to a new study, men with
beards are more attractive than those without. I don't like beards.
I feel like it makes you look older. I'm trying
(49:47):
to be nineteen. Yeah, I know, but you're not. I know, listen,
I still got a peacock a little bit because I'm
still trying to find somebody. Yeah, I mean, beards are fine,
but you're worried about the gray patch. Yeah, making you
look old, but older could mean wiser. I'm wise enough, Okay.
(50:08):
I don't like the beer and it doesn't grow all
the way in. I have like a little spot on
my chin where it still looks like I'm thirteen. So
I'm not a beard guy, but your husband is and
you keep the beer. Huh. Yeah. He started growing it
over five years ago and there's been times a long
way he's wanted to get rid of it and I'm like, um, no,
I like it. No, you can dictate his facial hair. Yeah.
The researchers are the typical male features that that scored. Well,
(50:30):
a strong jawline. How do I do that on that? Oh? Yeah,
you have a strong drawing. Thanks. H that has a
signal for good health and high testosterone levels. Every single
woman preferred men with facial hair and stubble in general attractiveness.
Is that crazy? Yeah? Here, I am just like clean
shaving Freddy over here, so I can't. Maybe that's the
(50:53):
trouble with my relationships. Yeah, but facial hair before, yeah,
not really. How to go to you once? Yeah, a
long time ago. I have never seen you with a goatee.
Did you ever do that soul patch thing where it's
like enough soul for that? There's a viral thing online
(51:17):
right now where you just list your last five jobs
and just give a couple of words about each of them.
So I'll go first. Here are my five jobs that
I've had in my life. Golf course maintenance. It was
early and it was dirty. I also was a waiter.
Learned so much about life and depending on people to
actually pay my bills, but the tipping. I worked at
(51:41):
a marina and I pumped gas and moved. I learned
a lot of live like like fix it up skills
at the marina, like learn how to fix things a
little bit. That's kind of manly. I worked to hobby lobby,
you know, lots of crafts. Yeah, um that that was
a fun. One. Retails fun, and then finally radio, which
obviously is what I'm doing now and I love. Those
(52:03):
are my last five five jobs. Golf course maintenance, a waiter,
kind of a mechanic, fix it all at the marina,
and then I worked at hobby lobby doing retail, and
then the radio. Amy you. I was a hostess. That's
my first job ever, so and it was at lone
Star Cafe and I thought I would maybe make it
to waitress, but never did it. Did I just I
(52:26):
was really good at sitting people though, And you know
I was good at my job. Then in college I
was a weight loss counselor. I wasn't very good at it,
but basically, basally I just waited and measured people when
they came in, and then I'd look at their food
diary and tell them that minuto and oreos probably wasn't
on the plan. And then I also worked a front
(52:50):
desk at Gold's gym, which was after I graduated college.
So high for me. Were you good at that? One? O? Um? Well,
everyone else working in the front desk with me was
sixteen at the time, and I just, you know, I
was like twenty two or But were you good at it?
It was really good. I would always welcome you and
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make sure you had a towel. And then I worked
in granite sales, which at awesome and that's when I
met Bobby. And then my next job after that was radio.
And when there it is, then here we are, here
we are man, this is so weird. A guy snuck
into his ex girlfriend's house and then lived there in
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secret for three weeks and then confronted her in her bedroom. No,
can you imagine not? The thirty one year old man
allegedly moved into the attic of the thirty seven year
old woman in Pittsburgh shout out Pittsburgh, everybody listening. I'm
big listen, love you. It was weird. Yeah. Uh. He
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was banned from contacting her because of abusive behavior. The
alleged victim first became suspicion shiss that someone was living
there because she found a blanket in the corner of
her basement and she was like, wait, what, this is
not my blanket? Why is it in the basement? So
this dude, I got down there, she noticed a toilet
seat had been left up at a home that it
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was just her and her two daughters, so why would
the toilets he'd be left up so far, there's a
blanket and a toilet seat. But this guy's a bad listen.
I haven't written the book on living at someone's house secretly,
but those are the things you shouldn't do. Yeah. And
then on Saturday, she was alone in the house, claiming
the kitchen when she heard her cat moving around upstairs,
and then when she went to look, she found him
standing in her bedroom. Oh so cool. It's not cool.
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He allegedly grabbed her and said, hey, get over here,
and she broke free ran downstairs. When police arrived, they
found him hiding under a pile of clothing. Again, terrible hiding.
Could just jump on her clothes and could close your
eyes and if I can't see me, they can't see me.
He told officers he'd been sleeping in the attic because
he needed a place to stay. Oh, no, bullcrap, No
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bullcrap anyway, And is it can you imagine like, first
of all, finding ausm I've been living there, and how
just violated you would feel. And then for him just
to be there when you walked into your room and
to grab you. Yeah's scary. Luckily didn't do worse. Well
luckily he didn't like actually harm her, like she was
able to get away. Yeah, luckily he just need a
place to stay, so that's what he says. Yeah, Yeah,
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he's just looking for a place to day Bobby Bones Show.
As we end the show, today's when it reminds you
go to mister Bobby Bones on Instagram or Bobby bones
dot com see pictures and videos to the music we're
listening to. It's all out there at Bobby bones dot com.
Would you agree with that? Sam and Amy? Thank you
very much. Have a great day, everybody. Bobby Bobby Bones
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