BACK FROM VACATION! Bobby’s Girlfriend Fell In The Toilet + Sick Show Member + Guilty Pleasures Draft

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, the Bobby Bones post show pre show. So
Morgan got injured during vacation, which you'll hear in the
show coming up. We all talk about our vacations and
what happened. But I was looking at your Instagram story
and one day you were just wake surfing. Yeah. So
it was my first time ever wake surfing. I've wakeboarded

(00:21):
before and didn't have like any issues, but first time wakesurfing,
and as I took a fall on the second day,
the surfboard went up and came right back down on
my eye. Oh so day one, when I started doing it,
there was no issue. Day two I started doing it
again and then she had a big cut right in
her eye. Yeah, and it's still there, but thankful for makeup,

(00:43):
you can't see it. I covered it up really well
and I like have put so much neo sporn on
its hopefully it doesn't scar. But no stitches, no stitches, thankfully.
There was a doctor on the dock nearby. But when
I came out of the water, my mom was like,
I something had bit me, Like I had blood all
about my face. It was so scary. But then you
were out doing again the next day or so. Yeah,

(01:04):
you know, you can't learn unless you get back on it.
So I had to just kind of face my fear.
I was scared though. Every time i'd fall in the water,
I'd like shoot my hands in the sky, like, don't
hit me again. So wake skating is a little faster
and a little more intense. And when you wipe no, no,
sorry wake wake wake boarding, because I've done at all
to wakeboarding. When you wipe out, it hurts. Yes, wait,

(01:25):
wake surfing is not supposed to hurt. That's the whole purpose.
So wake surfing is the bigger, longer board and you're riding.
Wake skating, which is what I used to do, is
like a little skateboard, no feet bindings, and it's a
little faster than surfing. It's like the middle of them.
But yeah, they're all fun. I saw Jake going on
his Instagram yesterday wake surfing. He's a pro at it

(01:46):
because he's back there just doing tricks and wake surfing.
There's no rope. You're supposed to like, go with the rope?
Did you like go the rope? That's what I was
working on. So like when you're learning, you're using the
rope to so you don't fall so I kept trying.
That was my goal. I threw it once and that
was my like big accomplishment of the weekend. But I
never stood up for very long. I keep going after you. Yeah,
I was like I was up for like one second
then I kind of faded back. But yeah, it was

(02:09):
it was tough, like people who can do that, so, well,
that's a serious skill. We went and rode jet skis
for a little bit once we got to town that
we rented them for two hours, rented two of them.
We're like, well, have for a couple of hours. About
an hour and too we were like all right, we're
pretty much tapped out, and so we drove them back.
But it was fun. We got back a day early.
Charlie Daniels had died, and I was like, hey, let's

(02:30):
just go back home. I needed to do some stuff
for the show. There were a couple of interviews that
I did, and so we got back a day early
and she still had a day of vacations. So I
was like, I let you go ride jet ski. So
we did. It was fun for an hour, but two
hours you're tired and there's not a lot you can
do on a jet ski that you haven't done in
the last hour. But yeah, did that. It was fun.

(02:51):
Then we got on one, then we got off the
second one, rode on one, try to throw each other off.
I don't know if we supposed to do that when
you rent them. I mean probably not, but but you
hold on, you try to wine and then throw the
other person off on the bag. I know. I'm such
a whimp on jet skis. I yell at my husband
if he goes, you know over. Well, we got two
different ones because it was we both wanted to drive,

(03:12):
and then we got out there, We're like, well, let's
just share a jet ski. But we did that. So
where were you boating in Kansas? Yeah? So we were
at Table Rock Lake. We were probably about forty five
minutes from you. We're on the same lake. Is it
really a big lake? Um? Amy, I saw you. Did
you read the Hunger Games prequel book? The whole thing?
I'm reading it right now. Oh you're not done with it.
I'm not done. My family's making fun of me because

(03:33):
I carry it around me all vacation. Is it as
good because I read all the Hunger Games too? Oh? Yeah,
you know? Is it awesome? Yeah, it's pretty cool. Yes,
I'm totally into it. It's got It's reignited my passion
for Hunger games. I think you would like it. I mean,
I love the other ones. I want you to get
it came out, so it is a prequel. It takes

(03:53):
place sixty four years before what we were reading when
it you know, back in two thousand and twelve, and
it's President Snow when he was a teenager. Oh yeah,
so how it chafed him? Yeah? And it's crazy because
in this book you're liking him a lot. We usually

(04:13):
villains come from a place of struggle. Well he definitely
had that. Do they make him a good guy? Because
I can see well, I don't want you to spoil it.
I don't want to spoil it. And I don't really
even know yet, because sometimes people have to make hard
decisions and it's only one perspective that makes them the villain.
Mike Dy's podcast called Movie Mike's Movie Podcast, we did
a whole talk about what's his name, the Avengers bad

(04:36):
guy and how he's a good how I think if
you just look at it from a different respective, he's
a good guy. Like he's the one who would not
like to see all the planets disappear forever. So he's
got to make the hard choice of if we want
it to survive wherever, we have to wipe out half
of it, or we can just let it all die.
He has to make that choice. But he's seen as
a bad guy because you're looking at it from one perspective.

(04:58):
But right there's a whole thing whereas I mean, you
could look at presidents now trying to keep the districts
in order, and they have to understand if we don't
want to go to war, you need to remember, so
we're going to take a boy and a girl from
your district every year. I don't know. That sounds a
little weird, and also let them fight to their death. Yea,
and their kids. It's kind of creepy. I'm reading the
room where it happened right now. John Bolton, who is

(05:21):
the National Security advisor for Trump for seventeen months. Yeah. Good,
it's thick. So is the Hunger Games. Oh yeah, that's
why my family is making fun of me because I
carried around and it looks so thick, and they're like, Okay,
we get it. You're reading a book. I try to,
you know, when I eat breakfast, I try to read
while I'm eating. Oh, and then I try to read

(05:42):
at night. It's a good way to get it in.
So but it's thick. But I mean, do you recommend
the room where it happened? Not yet? Okay, not yet.
I'm reading about Syria in their decision. I mean it's
it's definitely there's a lot of data and there's a
lot of very similar to what I'm reading at the Capitol.
Why they're making yes in the district yet Okay, but yeah,

(06:04):
I'm kind of into it. Um. Yeah, you're gonna hear
a lot of I'm trying to look for stories that
we didn't talk about during the show. Oh when you guys,
was it weird flying out there? Yeah? I didn't like it.
We're you know, when we have some time off later
this summer, we're not going to go anywhere. Well, I
have to fly next starting next week for the first time,

(06:24):
Idaho for my show, my TV show. Yeah, and I'm
a little bit weirded out about it. It's weird to me,
I think from what I've heard from people traveling, don't
at me. But Southwest is doing a really good job
of not booking their flights all the way to where
you can have some space. We're you're all, you're in

(06:44):
a tube no matter what. So I mean, if you
go up there, that's your choice. But like I was
on an airline where we were given the impression that's
what they were doing, and it wasn't, and it was
packed to the max, and my mind was blown. Everyone
was masks though, and then they make you get up
row by row for social distancing and let you everyone

(07:07):
has to leave, which should be how you deplane anyways,
but nobody listens to that. And then also when you
get your baggage, they were encouraging you to please sit
stand six feet away from people getting your luggage. And
I'm like, okay, because why I was just on an
airplane with all of them like right next to everybody,
right like not six feet. I don't understand how they're

(07:30):
like not doing anything to help that, but I get it.
They're a business and they were wanting to sell out
every seat. And I was shocked that that's basically what
they did, because I mean I had heard otherwise that
flying was everyone you'd like have a seat between, there
was no social distancing. Yeah. I went on Southwest and
she was like, oh really, well, I had some friends

(07:51):
that flew Southwest and they said it was a really
good experience and I don't need to out my airline,
but I mean it was fine, but I was shocked
at how pack it was. But nobody, luckily, nobody had
any you know, I didn't have any rebels on my plane,
being like, I'm not gonna wear my mask. I don't
think they can anymore. I think, yeah, because I mean
it's now you have to, it's a rule. But still,

(08:11):
you know some people they don't like rules, do you
Over one hundred and thirty thou people have died now
just this year, like of Corona last four and a
half months and then wild that is it's crazy, yeah,
because of something that came that wasn't here. It's almost
like an alien landed. What's the bathroom situation like on
an airplane? Now? Same except for I got locked in

(08:35):
mine like the something was broken and I couldn't get
out and I had a bang on it until someone
heard me. So you're in the bathroom on an airplane
banging on the door and we were descending. We were
descending the flight attendant but she said, she said she
was busy doing her You know, prepared to land duties

(08:57):
and technically I shouldn't have been in the bathroom anyways,
I said, this doesn't matter, doesn't take away the fact
that I just got stuck in the bathroom because I
kept thinking. She lectured you afterwards, that's funny. What if?
What if I what if they had it and have
found me and I had to land, you know, and
the toilet is there a seatbelt in there just in
case they may need to rethink that? I was thinking

(09:18):
through that, what if I have to land holding on
standing up because I don't even like sitting. I don't
sit in the bathroom. My squat, right, everybody's squats don't, right,
you don't what if a girl? Yeah, but as a girl,
you squat on the airplane toilet or any public toilet.
And it was scary for a minute, and she was

(09:40):
acting like maybe I just couldn't figure it out, but
I was like, no, y'all need to address that. And
you know, sometimes a messed up bathroom or whatever something
simple can ground a plane. One kind of felt bad,
but I was like, y'all need to address that. So
who knows, I don't even know if that plane is functioning,
But I stuck in the bathroom. We went to Sonic

(10:03):
OH a couple times, but I guess Saturday and I'm
not going to keeping cash in my wallet, so I
should be better at it. But we get to Sonic
and I don't have the app because we don't go
to Sonic by plan. We're not like, hey, it's six o'clock,
we're gonna go to sign it. Usually it's like, hey,
let's go to Sonic and get a cherry lime aide.
And so we were driving by. I was like, hey,
let's pull on Sonic. So we not put your card in.

(10:24):
You can pay, but you can't tip on your card.
And so I did have a couple bucks, but so
I tipped a girl. But I was like, man, there
should just be a better way one. They should allowed
to tip on the card. They're not going to It's
like Twitter, They're not gonna make an edit button, So
what are we gonna do? What else we gonna do?
So I tweeted out, I said, hey, tag Sonic. I said, hey,
why don't you let the car hops wear their Venmo

(10:45):
on their apron. That way, let's say we buy our
stuff we still have their Venmo. We're gonna tip them
five bucks that way very easily, and they got like
three hundred retweets. So wait, that's a good idea though,
But like if you let them wear their Venmo name
or what they you know, they can get into have
a business cash app or Venmo or whomever and they

(11:06):
can wear it right there. Because it's not just me
who suffers from this. I go to Sonic, my friends
go to Sonic. We don't care much of cash. You
can't tip them if you don't have cash. And people
are hitting me up like just get the app, idiot.
I didn't even know there was an app. So it's
not like most people have the app, right, I didn't
know they hadn't. Yeah, me either, and so and then

(11:26):
the people are like, well dude, it's a cashless society.
And then it got political and I was like, how
does everything? All I want to do is till my
car hop and you're making it political. Twitter is not
a good place to look at the comments. I love Twitter.
Twitter is my favorite to be on could I like
to read the news, but not the best where it
comes to comments because it's it's a lot of bots too,

(11:47):
just saying things that aren't even real or Instagram. There
are a lot of bots se because I'm haters over there,
but they're not a lot of bots, right, But that
was my I wish Sonic would let them wear their
Venmo on their apron. It's a great idea because then
we can tell I would be like, all right to
be ford for your two chair linemates forward all day
and that's that's great. I don't have any cash. What's
your Venmo name there? Parent to sixty eight? Boo know,

(12:08):
but I before you said that, my brain was thinking, okay,
but they need to have professional Venmos because I had
something recently. I think it's one of my movers. It
was someone that was helping me move and I wanted
to Venmo like a tip and nicknamed potan God. No,
I can't now, I can't even remember it because it

(12:28):
feels like a blur the whole when we were moving
and then after a little vacation. But it was something
like Creepster sixty nine. I mean it acts like this
is I think it was not that, but you know
what I mean. But I mean, come on, if you're
gonna like use your Venmo for professional situations, like, let's

(12:52):
kick a professional name. Check out Amy's Four Things podcast.
It's about human trafficking. Yes, I had Cassie hammett On
and she lives in Louisiana and runs a nonprofit that
works with survivors, victims, and even you know, this was
an interesting take on it. She works with the men

(13:16):
that have been involved in it, that are recovering like
they were involved in the process, and she's like, it's
it's both sides that we need to work with. Without
addressing one side, we're not going to fix the problem.
So she works with Wow, the men and and a
lot of the women, and we focused on what's going

(13:36):
down here in the US. I mean, it's a global problem,
but sometimes I think as Americans we can be in
denial that it's happening right here and women, well all
women and men, but mostly women are and girls are
being trafficked right in our own cities. Well check out
Amy's Four Things with Amy Brown podcast. You can also

(13:59):
have a music podcast. We did about a half hour
with Gary Levox from Rascal Flats. He came to the house. Interesting,
you know, we played some of that on this show.
So that's up like two episodes ago. Every Friday, we're
putting out a new episode now because it's when new
music comes out, so it's it's very much a music
based podcast. But we put up a new episode. This
last one. We did artists who have changed their name

(14:23):
for the sake of their stage name. Yeah. Well the
inspiration was the Lady a stuff. Oh, but then you
know it was artists who've had to change their Prince
went to the symbol. You know. Who we didn't talk
about was John Mellencamp, who who started as John Cougar
and then went John Cougar Mellencamp and then now it's
just John Mellencamp. What's the same person. But we're talking

(14:45):
about how hard it is to change your name and
how people still know who you are. But yeah, we
talked about a lot of Mike who was another one.
I like to give a better example. That feels like
it was days ago, I guess because it was at
this point. But there's a there's a bunch of them,
so we talked about that. We did. Uh, it's a
new artist named Nick Wayne who we talked to and
we talked about a bunch of the music coming out
this week, So I mean changed his name five times.

(15:08):
Pearl Jam used to be Mookie Blaylock. What who's a
basketball player? Way back in the day. But they realized
I couldn't tell me merch with his name on it
because of his name. I never knew that. There's a
bunch of them. So check out the Bobby Cast. That's
a music podcast. All right, that's the deal. I'll end
on the story. A woman played the lotto for the
first time ever, never was a lotto player, and then
won fifty million dollars. She played in Arkansas. Oh didn't win, like,

(15:34):
she won how much? Fifty million? That's crazy. That's crazy,
especially if she's not a lottery player. Like, what in
the world. Never mind, she's not from Arkansas. I played
the lotto in Arkansas. She's a lot This again, this
is a lot but I don't get r she's from
I was just like Arkansas, huh. I played the lot
on Arkansas weekend. I was going to tell a story.
I don't wrote a note about this story, and you

(15:54):
never tell this story first? No, well, yeah, a little bit.
So this woman played her very first lottery ticket and
then she won fifty million dollars. She was I cannot
think straight. I'll definitely keep working. Yeah right, right, what
why do you say, Yeah, right, Bobby, if you won
the lottery, you would keep working. I mean, you would
not at the job I was currently at. Oh, so

(16:15):
you're leaving this job. If I want fifty million, I
would probably do this in a different capacity. Okay, cool,
But I would buy an entity. We'd still have jobs. Yeah, yeah,
I'm I'm contracted for a couple more years, so I
probably have to work here for a little bit. But yeah,
she wanted fifty million dollars. I played the lotto in Arkansas.
I wrote that note to myself and I on the

(16:37):
side of the story. We stopped and bought scratch offs
and we bought two ten dollars on I want eighty
dollars fifty million. Still came to work today. That's crazy.
I can't believe it. All right, here's today's show. Thank
you guys. Good more studio morning. Well, Eddie's not here

(17:07):
today because normally I wouldn't start off the show with
addressing someone not being here, but because he's sick. Now,
he went to that's why he's not here. I didn't.
I was wondering that I didn't want to get on
the phone. In a second, he went to Florida for vacation.
He said, there weren't a lot of people on the
beaches there. I talked to him a couple of times,
didn't see him in person. Um, but he got a

(17:28):
COVID test also when just like Lunchbox did, just like
Ray did, he got a COVID test. We're gonna see
what's happening in the next couple of days. But he's like,
I'm not feeling well. He has like I think it's
because of the allergies are bad. Mine are bad right
now too, and he's really allergic to stuff. But we'll see.
So Eddie's not here today because of either allergies or

(17:49):
corona did. We'll see what the case is there. Otherwise,
we're back. We've been on vacation for a week or so.
Good to have you back. Good to be back. Yeah,
I'm messed all yesterday that over these one time to see. Yeah.
Amy's husband has an old truck that he guess rebuilding. Yeah,
I mean, well, we've pretty much done the work on it.

(18:10):
It just stays old, so sometimes it doesn't start, it
doesn't well, And it's been in my house for the
past few weeks because you guys went to Colorado, and
so he was like, Hey, we're moving, can I store it?
So we stored it. But then people would kind of
a house like fixed stuff and they're like, oh man,
that's a cool old truck. And at first I'd be like, well,
it's not mine, but then I start taking credit for it.
I was like, thank you very much. You know it's

(18:30):
it's easier to take credit for it. Yeah, instead of
explaining I get it, just be like oh thanks. I
was nervous though he was over and it wouldn't start
for a while because I guess you left before correct
He yeah, he left, and then during the move, I
don't know how to drive it, and so I couldn't
transfer it to the new house without him. So it
just was easier to store it your place till he

(18:51):
could get back to it. Well he said no, and
then then I was like oh boy, yeah. But then
it started. I'm having an issue right now with my
ac guy. I don't even have a guy, but I have.
So I hired this company because my one of my
units went out, and so that it's one hundred degrees
here where we are and it's miserable, and so I

(19:12):
woke up on morning I looked at the air and
it was on seventy eight. Now I live my life cold,
and I was like, that's not right. So it won't
go down. So I call and say, hey, we get
an issue here. So they come out and the guy's like,
I don't know what's wrong with it. Let's order some parts.
We happen a couple of days, so I spent two
nights just sweating my brains out. He goes, Okay, we
got some sort of part chip. They fixed it. The

(19:35):
next night, boom breaks again. Call him back out again,
different person comes out. Well, first different guy comes out
and he goes, I don't know what this is. I
don't not work this thing. And so he's like, I'll
just call somebody else tomorrow. Wait another day, another guy
comes out. He goes, yeah, I got a new news
circuit board. They come take at least two more. So
I haven't had error in about six days, and it's awful.

(19:58):
And then I'm at that point too, where do I
just haul of new company? Because I feel like this
company has kind of sucked a little bit, but they're
so invested now they know and if I cut my losses,
am I gonna have to go do all this again
with somebody else, probably unless you get lucky and the
first guy that comes out, I was like, what do
you know my uncle? And Benedet, yeah, I happened to

(20:20):
be an expert in I don't know. So frustrating. I
have the story coming up in a few minutes about
what you eat for breakfast can affect if you have
a boy or a girl. I'm already getting messages going,
that's bull crap. You haven't heard the story yet. No,
I was like, no, I haven't. All right, let's get
over to the good News Countdown. It's still good News Countdown,

(20:42):
counting down the biggest good news stories across the left.
All right, here we go. Here's a great idea for
people to get back to work. It's at number five.
A group in West Palm Beach, Florida has started doing
drive through job fairs to help people find jobs. Express
Pros hosted the very first through job fair last week,
and here they are talking about how it works. We're

(21:03):
doing an interview, kind of real quick a screening interview,
and then we are basically trying to figure out which
direction to head and then having them go on to
our website and fill out an application to send to
a resume and get him placed. This is a call
we got from Allison in Oxford, Alabama. Hey, Bobby Morning Studio,
I was calling about us. Tell me something good. My

(21:24):
husband has been a police officer for almost twelve years
and he is a retired marine. This past weekend, he
saved a one month old baby that was choking. He
got the nine one one call and responded on the
interstate where he was met with a baby. He did compression.
The baby was choking, not breathing, and he was able
to save that Baby's a lot. I think he's a hero,

(21:46):
he says, he was just doing his job. My husband's name,
it's officer Josh Hardenan. Thank you all for all the
two do for us. That's awesome. Also, Josh harden Than,
that is awesome. You got your job, but it's also
a job where you got to be pretty heroic at times,
So that's pretty cool. A one hundred and six year
old man in India who lived through the Spanish Flu

(22:08):
recently beat COVID nineteen. That's right, one hundred and six
years old. He actually recovered even faster than his son,
who's in the seventies. They're both. Okay, Now, do you
know what COVID means? Do you know why they're called covid?
A coronat Okay, Corona is the real name of it.
Covid means co means corona, v means virus, and D
means disease. COVID nineteen in nineteen is the year it happened.

(22:33):
So I always thought corona was like the slang that
came from I don't know, but it's actually corona is.
It's a corona virus. But COVID nineteen is corona virus
disease nineteen. I mean, that's not good news. But the
other the Spanish interesting. Yeah, seventy five percent of parents
now out there say they've witnessed a big moment in
their child's life. They would have missed it had they

(22:56):
not been forced to stay home anything with you. Kids
are a weird age though, where they're not having big
moments right now. There we lost a few teeth. Yeah, well,
your son is nine, nine daughters thirteen. Yep, she turned
thirteen during coronavirus. You'd have been home for that. It's
only present for that. Yeah, all right, here we go.
Why there's a one on TikTok named Lexie Katie who

(23:18):
started something called the Vinmo Challenge. She asked her followers
to donate what they can, even a few cents, and
then she uses that money to leave huge tips at restaurants.
She went to cheesecake Factory in Baltimore on the fourth
July left to wait for six hundred and twenty eight dollars.
That is awesome. That's pretty cool that the good news countdown.
So what you eat for breakfast can affect if you

(23:39):
have a boy or a girl kind of here's the
story you've been waiting for. Women who want to have
a baby boy should never skip breakfast. That's what they say.
Breakfast is the most important meal of the day, which,
by the way, we've found that out to be just
to term somebody made up to sell more breakfast because
it's not actually the most important middle of the day.
But they say when determining the sex of your child,
it really could be. A study found that women who's

(24:00):
get breakfast in the months leading up to getting pregnant
were less likely to give birth to boys, and so
they had five thousand people take part in the study.
Some of them skip breakfast on purpose, some didn't it
just depending on what their habits already were. They didn't
go ahead, you're pregnant, skip breakfast for the survey. But
they're still trying to figure out exactly why. But an
overwhelming majority of women eighty five percent who skip breakfasts

(24:21):
ended up having a girl. Oh eighty five percent. That's
a lot. I don't I mean, I don't know what
could cost that, because then my brain goes, okay, well,
is it doesn't matter what you eat, if you eat
or probably so much heat. In like fifty years, we'll
have all this science knowing exactly what to put in
your body in order to who knows, manipulate it. Yeah, well,
not to manipulate it, but it's already what we're doing.

(24:42):
We just don't realize what's happening. Yeah, and you know,
being in certain shape when you have you know, all
that's probably affecting it. We just don't know how yet. Yeah. Interesting, Okay,
So I guess men, we all know you want to
boys if we dure a woman breakfast Okay, there we have.
I mean, I know, cakes and waffles every morning. All guys.

(25:03):
They that's all they care about is having a boy.
You're you're not wrong. But then once they do have
a girl, they're like, Oh, I didn't know what I
was missing. I love her. The latest from Nashville in Tullywood,
Morgan number two, thirty second, Skinny and Tim McGraw announced
a new album. It's his first solo album in five years,
called Here on Earth. It will be out on August

(25:24):
twenty first, with sixteen songs. Carrie Underwood explained how her
fitness journey began. You start cooking for yourself when you're
teenagers and twenties, and you kind of start looking at
the fine print and start learning about nutrition if that's
what you want to do, And that's what I wanted
to do and started feeling better. Brad Paisley looks forward
to life post coronavirus. One thing I am absolutely certain

(25:49):
of is that this will be a party like no other.
When people are willing to hug again and rock out
and lift a glass in the same room. It's gonna
rock and we have to keep sight of that that
nothing lasts forever. I'm Morgan number two. That's your skinny hat.
It's time for the good news. A mom in North

(26:14):
Carolina is being praise as an angel for donating her
kidney to a kid across the country. Her name is
Paige Shirt about twenty three month old Hudson Nash needing
a kidney transplant to survive, and so she was like, well,
let me see if I can even donate, because it's weird.
I didn't know adults could donate to kids like especially
like a two year old. Did you know that? I
have heard that? Yes, you must have been listening places

(26:35):
I haven't been. But you can't donate the whole thing.
Let me reason. I don't know how they fit it
in the little body, but I've heard about it, and
I think I have thought how does that happen? Well,
the kid was born with chronic kidney disease, and doctors
told his parents who would need a transplant before a
second birthday. They put them on a donor list. They
sent out letters. That's how she found out because her
husband's like a distant cousin of the family. Perfect match.

(26:58):
You got tested. They don't want a successful transplant surgery.
When people ask her why she did it, that she
wanted someone to step up for her kids, so she
did it for someone else's I just didn't know did
a whole work that's an awesome story. Yeah, so why
google it? Yeah, because I'm trying I think medical tips
from Google? All right, Are you trying to think of
what age our organs are fully developed? Because then that

(27:21):
makes sense. But because yeah, I don't know when if
you have an adult organ and it's put into a
tiny kid body, but I don't know, maybe that there's
space in there. Regardless, it's a great story. Yeah, that's
what it's all about. That was tell me something good
down today. This story comes to us from Memphis, Tennessee.

(27:42):
Two cousins were hanging out and they were discussing University
of Memphis basketball when they decided to say, oh, the
coach is a bad coach. The other cousin said, nope,
Penny Hardaway is a good coach. One guy got mad,
pulled on a gun and shot his cousin. I saw
that didn't die, but they were fighting. I saw that
about Anthony Hardaway. Hey, it's never about what the actual
subject is. It's always about disrespect. Oh, you disrespecting me.

(28:05):
But then he's just chilling with a gun. I bet
he wasn't supposed to have that gun. If I'm just guessing,
he doesn't sound like a guy smart enough or that
has made good enough decisions to have a carry permit.
Just I don't know the truth of that, but that's
what it sounds like. All right, lunchbox, munchbox, that's your
bone head story of the day. Last week, Kaitlin and
I went up to a big cedar. It's near Branson.

(28:26):
We never actually went into Branson, but it's up near Springfield, Branson.
It's awesome. I mean, I've never been up there before,
but went up and stayed in the cabin. And it
was Kaitlin and myself, her parents, her sister, and her
sister's boyfriend. And we're able to go up and stay
away from folks. I didn't want to go with any
or there are a bunch of people, so you know,
we fished, we played golf, we played pickleball, so anything

(28:51):
outside and the trope was great. We drove up and
it was about an eight hour drive from where we were.
I don't like driving. I don't like road trips, but
it's actually not so bad with her. But we switched
out in podcasts, so I listen to podcasts that I
wanted to hear. She listened to podcasts that she wanted
to hear in hers it's called bear Brook, the Bearbrook Murders.
I don't know how the the nicest, kindest, softest people

(29:16):
why they love murder dark podcasts. But she's like, oh,
listen this Bearbrook podcasts. I'm like, all right, what is
it about bears? I like bears. She's like, no, it's
about this town. And I'm like, oh man, it's one
of these, like a true crime. She's like, yeah, I
don't hate them, but I would never pick it on
my own, and so she hits play the first one
and it's like their bodies were found in a bucket.

(29:38):
It was for humans. We don't know whose flesh was,
Who's it? And I'm like, what are we listening too?
This is not for me? Well was it good? Do
I need to listen? It's a little dark form. It's
a little dark for me. But what happened was there's
this town, it's in Bearbrook. I think it's in New Hampshire.
It's up in the northeast and they found these these barrels,

(29:59):
these drum barrels, and there were these bodies at them,
and they couldn't match the bodies. And if you can't
find out who the bodies are, how do you know
who the murderer is? And so they're tracking. We got
to like five episodes. It ended up being pretty good,
but I was having nightmares about this crowd. I can't
That's why part I don't listen to it. That's why
I tried to read Twilight, couldn't do it. Can't watch
scary movies, have nightmares. But I was having dreams about
the bear Brook murders. If you like true crime, it

(30:21):
started to get pretty good. I don't know if there's
an ending to this or not, because sometimes you'll listen
to a whole podcast or watch a whole show and
then by the end of it there's no end, and
you're like, why did that just spend all my time
trying to listen to this? Because now I'm not gonna
help figure it out. But as I think you'd probably
like it if you like true crime. Okay, So we
did that, and then we listened to my podcast, which

(30:41):
she hated, which was, well, it's called Presidential and every
single president there's an hour on all of them and
what they were like before they got into office, why
they ran for office, all of the factors that led
to their decision. What they were like during and I
got through I think six of them. I loved it
with one. Yeah, as he started one, so I did

(31:01):
George Washington. And it's all the stuff you didn't know.
For example, James Madison was our fourth president. It was
only five foot four. Yeah, and now you have to
be at least six feet tall basically run for president
because and they talked about some of the studies you
do well because people don't perceive you as a leader
if you're not six fears because people just used to
be smaller, like so small. George Washington was a big guy. Oh.

(31:26):
I listened to John Adams and I listened to John
Quincy Adams, who was his son. Did you know John
Quincy Adams, He was like secretary State for a long
time and then was president, not considered the best president,
but then went and serving in Congress for eighteen years
after he was president eighteen years. Yeah, And it was
like the first guy that was anti slavery and they

(31:47):
were like, you're crazy, You're crazy. I didn't know that. Yeah,
there's only one founding father who didn't have slaves. John
Adams number two. He was like, I'm not having slaves.
You guys are crazy. I have to stand for something
everybody else had slaves. It's crazy. Thomas Jefferson big douche,
Oh really? Oh yeah, yeah, there's a big douche made it.

(32:08):
You know, did a bunch of things right as far
as like the structuring, but just not a good dude,
Like he's like a holy toity, like not someone we'd like. Okay,
But anyway, she was pretty bored by it because it's
just her, this woman talking to historians. I have friends
that love it. Yeah, but I haven't checked it out yet,
but I'm gonna. I'm interested in both, So thank you
for the recommendations. James Madison the shortest president ever at

(32:31):
five foot four, Martin van Buren at five foot six,
Benjamin Harrison at five foot six, Raymond, how tall are you?
Five to seven? Sounds like I can be president. No, now,
you have to be six foot they say. I know
it's hard for anyone to not be tall because we
just associate. It's not fair, but we associate tall with leadership.

(32:51):
Who's the tallest president? Probably ab Lincoln, right, I think
so in my mind, But yeah, abco his hat maybe
made him taller. A Lincoln six foot four Okay, that's
pretty without that. Lyndon B. Johnson at six foot four,
Oh really yeah, those are the two biggest presidents. Um
Barack Obama over under six foot six foot on the dot,

(33:14):
six foot one. Oh okay, he seems like a small guy.
Yeah but six No, he's not. And he has big hands.
I lunch Fox and I saw him in person. Yeah,
and he stuck his hand out and he's massive. Yeah,
weird thing. I would have penned him at six foot
even though I thought even smaller. Lean and George H. W. Bush, Oh,

(33:40):
what are you asking over over under six foot over
six two? Yeah, that's crazy in him in person two
he's tall. Yeah, all right, anyway, I really like So
now my new thing to do is to go and
I play NBA two K twenty on PlayStation. It's kind
of my escape. And I played that. I turned this
sound off, and then I listened to Presidential and she's like,

(34:03):
now we'll go talk to historian Herbert Johnson about how
he thinks John Adams should have written his second line.
And I also learned about the Monroe doctrine, which is
pretty interesting. Really studied up on imperialism. Yeah, I haven't
really nerded out a little bit in that same podcast
or something. Wow, I just know why I learned something,
and then I go, let me go down the rabbit
hole right and try to learn it. Okay, but I

(34:23):
think you'd like Bearbrook. I haven't, No, din't was it's
the house And I see a tweet come across and
it's from Ray Mundo, who runs our audio, and he
tweets out after a long and much thought out discussion,
Eddie is no longer a groomsman at my wedding, currently
looking for a replacement. And so I'm going, oh, because

(34:44):
I remember Eddie on the show going humans aren't supposed
to get married, like telling Ray that, and Ray's about
to get married. So I was like, oh, man, Ray
just kicked him out of the wedding. So I call Eddie.
I said, hey, get on the headset because we're playing
video games. Was late at night, so Eddie is on
the headset and said, hey, man, U did you get
kicked out of raised wedding? Is he on? Yeah? I
got right here, Eddie. There, Yeah, I'm here. I can

(35:04):
hear you. So I said, ed, did you get out
a Raised wedding? Ed? He goes, I haven't heard anything
about it. So did you look at the tweet then,
Eddie and think you'd been kicked out of the wedding? Yeah,
so as soon as he told me, I got on
Twitter and thought I'm like, oh great. So then I responded,
what why I need answers? And then Ray's Beyonce stepped
up and said Ray was drawn. She said, I had

(35:25):
about twelve white class. That was the reason for the tweet,
And that really was, for the most part, the reason
I tweeted that. But why honestly because he was in
Florida just having a heck of a time and it
just seemed like he chose Florida over my bachelor trip, honestly,
and then in the moment drinking, it just came even
more real to me, and so that's why I fired
off the tweet. So it bothered you that he went
to Florida for vacation which we'll talk about later and

(35:48):
didn't go on your bachelor party, Yeah, because they were
four days apart. Both risked COVID, but one of them
he was just totally fine with choosing, and then he
just threw me to the side, which it seemed like, Edie,
what do you think about that interesting. Here's I think
here's another marriage lesson. Right, when you get married, you
always want to choose on your wife's side. So going
to Florida with your wife over your groom your groom,

(36:13):
that's getting married. Wise choice. And if I can just
step in Freddie for one second, he has four kids
and he only gets to choose one of them, so
it's probably a vacation with wife more so than Buddy
on the radio show. All right, but he never said
that though to me he said COVID was the reason.
It seemed like he was lying honestly, Eddie, Well, I mean,

(36:34):
let's be real. None none of this was set face
to face. All of this was done through Twitter. Like
I was shocked. I don't know. And what worries me
a little bit is that when someone's been drinking, they're
telling the truth. I feel in a little like some
little way that Race still is thinking about not having
me his wedding. No, that is not the case. I
already told you the spot is yours, if you'll accept

(36:56):
it back, I want you to be a groomsman. I'm
totally sober now I can say stuff. Hasn't he already
accepted it? Though? Yeah, he has, so it still is.
Did you get fit for your suit? Yeah, Eddie, I
have not hither ray of you. I did, and my
nephew has as well, and I think, oh it, Eric Dodds,
we got three of the six, haven't. No, I don't
even where I'm supposed to go. Well, are you sure
you're having a wedding right? Because this is not gonna

(37:18):
get better about October? Yeah? So we honestly are in
constant talks with our wedding planner and uh yes, the
wedding is still on. We have three months you're gonna put.
The reason it can survive over other weddings, um is
because it's outdoors. We're not inside of a church. A
lot of those are getting canceled. We're open air. Baby. Interesting,
what about masks that you're gonna have masks? Most likely

(37:40):
that first kiss is gonna be with a mask, y'all? No,
it's not, it's not, But I mean there are may
be people go hey, I don't feel comfortable going to
where How many people are you inviting? Now it's at
a hundred, but but that number can be reduced a
little bit. No way, unless it's like a drive in

(38:04):
like this, John party, concert, or everybody parked in a
parking lot from their cars. I can't see a hundred
people going to a wedding. I didn't go to a
birthday party yesterday because there were ten people. I was like,
there's no way. I feel like that would be responsible
to this show. I feel like you're responsible to everybody.
And we could cut that in half, so you would
be like, it's still fifty. But I'm saying it's maybe
the reception is played down a little bit, not as DJE.

(38:27):
Maybe it's more if people are separated and stuff, we
just do it. Let's do the valves and that's a wrap.
But those changes are made months down the road. We
still have three I hope you have the wedding, I know,
and we're going to so, yeah, all the rooms been
up there, standing close to each other, maybe distanced on

(38:48):
the ground where everyone has to spread out. Caleb brought
it up yesterday. She was like, man, are they going
to do their wedding in October? Because there's not going
to be a vaccine by October. Everywhere is getting worse,
except for like the Super Northeast. It was on it
the first time. Okay, right, have you and your fiance.
I know now that you know, a couple of weeks

(39:08):
have passed since we've talked about y'all possibly moving the
wedding to twenty twenty one. No, well, right, as of
right now, it's in twenty twenty, and it's gonna be
October twenty fourth, okay, And so but what if it's
not will you? Will you just get married you two
and like have a party later, like a soft elope.
It's been discussed a year anniversary is when we would

(39:30):
then have a bigger party. Yeah, so the wedding we
will be married October twenty four, twenty twenty. Why are
you laughing when you say that some conversations that we
don't know about that, I'm saying that's been ingrained in
my head, like it's going on. Oh that's how going
we're having it. Would y'all consider doing it on zoom? No,
because I'm telling you we're gonna be outdoors and that
because of that, a lot of things are able to

(39:51):
go on when they do the outdoor avenue, and which
is exactly what we've been doing since day one. That is,
you're right in a way outdoors a lot different than me,
and it graduate Asian ceremonies have been outdoors. Maybe you
just get on a big speaker and we all against
in our cars. No, my fiance ain't putting up with
that garth work zose how to do that? He did
a whole drive in thing. Well okay, so anyway back

(40:15):
to the you had too many white claws. Yes, you
should have tweeted that out and I apologize. I sent
out a tweet the next day and said totally sorry.
I got very emotional, was drinking. Forgive me, Eddie, the
spot is there, please take it. Okay, they're okay, good.
I mean that makes me feel good. By the way,
when are we doing ray pels? I don't know if
we can. I mean, whenever I first announced Raytopia is yeah,

(40:39):
whenever I first announced Raytopia, it was when the COVID
trends were way down and I expected the same pattern
to follow a little. They know, nobody wanted to wear masks,
And whenever all businesses open back up, it's like, well,
let's re establish the COVID A thing. I don't know,
And if you have to cancel it, I understand that
it will not be canceled. It may be delayed. Yeah,
but I can't conscious have ray Topia at my house.

(41:03):
We can have like four of us and we all
stay far away. Now I think the word topia, it's
got to be a decent sized party. Yeah, well then
that's not gonna There's not gonna be a topia until
there's a vaccine. Yeah all right, Okay, I do have
someone on voicemail talking about Ray drinking white claws. Um,
do you see that one Ray? It says I have
a criticism for the show. Got it here, Here we go.

(41:26):
Hey guys, morning studio. Love the show first off, but Bobby,
you always say you want some constructive criticism about the show.
And the one thing I just have to say is
Raymundo stop saying you're a man's man. Men's men do
not drink one white claw and called himself a man's man. Also,
please stop calling your suv a truck. It is an

(41:49):
suv or utility vehicle, not a truck. Truck's have bed.
Thank you guys, Love you guys. Starting thing to do.
Oh wow, way thinking about that. A lot of guys
drink white claws. It's the new culture we're in. That's
that's a manly thing to do. Females like drinking it. Two. Um,
the truck situation. I call it what I call it.

(42:10):
I'm from the North. If you have something that is
in a car, it's called a truck van truck. No,
I'm telling you anything that isn't low. If it's a
bigger type, jacked up vehicle, it's a truck. I don't
care that it doesn't have a bed. You still think
you're a man's man though, right, yeah, alpha alpha man's man.
Whenever we took ray fishing, he wouldn't even touch a fish.

(42:30):
He was scared of the fish. And Kaylyn goes, is
that a man's man? I was like, no, bigger than
I'm used to catching. And that is also when I
got cut as well, because I wasn't careful. He says
he got I got finned. No, but you said you
got killed. No quilled quilled and a porcupine quills. He's like,
I've been quilled. I was like, no, you got cut

(42:51):
by the finn. Let's do Brian in Colorado Springs. Here's
another voicemail more studio. I just wanted to call in
to figure out whatever happened to the stegment for Ray Mundo.
You guys used to chant for him, Ray Ray, Ray
Ray Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray Ray. I'd love to hear
that again. Man, I've had so much fun. That's actually

(43:13):
how I remember my neighbor's name. His name's Ray, and
I sat in my truck after I met him and
saying it about ten times just so I wouldn't forget.
I always found that segment fun, and we're above to
hear it again. Well, we used to highlight when we'd
bring in Ray, like every three days or so, and
then we played the baseball bomb bom Bomb. It would
be like, Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray, We'll dig it out
of the archives with him done that in years. But

(43:34):
appreciate that call. We don't. It's so far lost right now,
Ray right, Yeah, it ain't here, okay, But no, that
one when Ray would come in sparingly. Yeah, but his
wedding story has been such a storyline for the past
few months that if we did that every time, it's
all we'd been listening to all days, that one song.
I appreciate that. You guys can call and leave us
a voicemail eight seven seven seventy seven, Bobby You Samy's

(43:59):
pile of stories. So this is an interesting way to
get people to wear their masks of Public Transportation Commission
in Berlin is starting to ban deodorant, so you can't
wear deodorant, and they're hoping that the stinkiness on mask
transit will encourage people to wear their masks. Funny, yeah,
I thought so in clever. I don't know if I

(44:21):
want to go on a stinky train, though, I mean,
because the mask doesn't really keep you from smelling. Here's
my thing about masks. I wear them. I love to
wear them. Sure, it's annoying to wear on your face.
When I see someone else wearing a mask, a little
bit of me goes, hey, I appreciate that, Like there's
a genuine appreciation from me to them. Now, ninety nine
percent of scientists say that masks don't stop the spread,

(44:44):
but could possibly help. You're wearing one and they're wearing one.
The odds of it getting through two are much worse
than getting through none. Does that make sense, yes, right,
but it makes sense to me. It's just weird that
some people hear that and it doesn't resonate with them.
Hold on, I'm not done yet. Okay. Furthermore, if you
were to tell me, hey, Bobby, there's just a one

(45:05):
percent chance that a mask works at all. I would
be like, there's a one percent chance that I can
keep somebody from getting sicker. Yeah, I'm gonna wear the mask.
I don't need it to be probable. All I need
to know is if it's something that's easy for me
to do, will actually help someone and keep someone from
getting sick or dying. If you just say maybe there's

(45:25):
a one percent chance, I'll be like, you know what,
I think that's kind of my duty. Our grandparents that
grew up in World War Two and they were asked
to make all these sacrifices, and all were asked to wear.
Is a stupid mask for a bit, for six more
months until they get a vaccine and people are still
but heard about it. It is. It blows my mind. Now,
let's say it's not even political. Let's say it's not

(45:46):
even science. If you want live music to come back faster,
wear a mask. If you want insert whatever activity you
like doing to come back faster, wear a mask. I
go berserk watching people who who in a costco lose
their mind because someone says, hey, you can't be in
here because you don't wearing a mask. If you just
want to shop a costco and you don't believe in masks.

(46:07):
Wear a mask because you can't shop a Costco. They
have the right to go. We're not going to serve you.
You're not. You can't shop here if you're not wearing
a mask, the same way they can say, hey, you're not.
You don't have shoes on or no shirt on, you
can't come in. That same thing it is at that's
the hill that I'll die on. I don't have a

(46:27):
lot of them, but I'm definitely mask guy. I hate
wearing them, right, don't. I hate them? Like we think
they're uncomfortable, so annoying, not fun. It's it's uncomfortable time.
But you're telling me there's a chance it can help
somebody else. But you wearing a mask? Sign me up?
Sign me up? All right? But what about the people too? Furthermore,

(46:48):
do the same people to go I'm not wearing a
mask complaining about wearing a seab belt because that's a law,
you have to wear a seat belt. Are they like
you're imposing all my freedoms. I shouldn't have to wear
a seat belt? Are you doing that? But why not?
I don't know? Way with some of them, I'm done.
So this is pretty cool NBA players. They're going to

(47:09):
have access to certain Disney attractions when their season resumes
in Orlando. They're gonna be in their bubble, but they
can hit up certain roller coaster rides, and even inside
their bubble, they're gonna have access to three golf courses,
fishing trips, and bowling. I saw Ben Simmons fishing over
there too. Yeah, you know, what's not a real bubble, right,

(47:29):
I know, but I picture it that way, especially because
I've been re into the Hunger Games stuff lately, and
I picture them in this big arena, like a big bubble.
It's just nobody else can get in. There's no bubble,
you know. I picture a litteral bubble. And they have barbers, braiders,
manicurists and pedicuris, they basically everything because they can't leave

(47:52):
from months, so you have to have everything there and
all the like, even the barbers and the braiders, like
they can't be near their families. Kind Of sad but cool.
Darius Rucker and his wife Beth, they have announced a
split after twenty years together. Darius released a statement saying,
Beth and I would like to share that after much reflection,
we have made the decision to consciously on couple, which

(48:14):
is very Gwyneth Paltrow. I saw that on Instagram too,
and I was like, consciously on couple, what does that
even mean? But yeah, yeah, they're not together anyway. Yeah,
I assume this announcement just came out, but they have
They have a nineteen year old and their son, Jack
is fifteen, and obviously we should respect their privacy during
this time. There you go, in case anybody thought about

(48:34):
not yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, I'm Amy. That's my pile.
That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the
good news with Amy. So shout out to this Connecticut
middle school science teacher who has become a grocery hero

(48:55):
during the pandemic. His name is Louis Goffinitt, and he
started making his own little shopping trips to the grocery
store for people in his community that couldn't get out
during coronavirus. Then he was like, you know, I need
to turn to my community for support so I can
start funding my efforts. So we went to Facebook and
formed Neighbors Grocery Relief Project, and so far he's raised

(49:18):
around forty thousand dollars and has made one hundred and
thirty shopping trips for people who need a hand right now,
and he wants to continue helping his community in this
way even after the pandemic is behind us. He thinks
that this whole thing is a good reminder that you
have the potential to help out a lot more than
you think, because there's no way as a teacher he
could afford to do something like this. The no forty

(49:41):
thou that's crazy. Yeah, love it. People on Facebook do
good things to me, it's a question. Well, obviously, yes
they do. I know it's it's hard to imagine it,
but it just shows that it just takes one person
taking the initiative and then other people can help control.
On Instagram the other day, so I went over to

(50:01):
their page, because I'll go look at someone's page and
see if they're even a real person. Sometimes people will
create fake accounts to troll me. So I went over
to their page and it was a real person and
their caption was like be kind, do as the Lord
would do, And I'm like, you're not doing as the
Lord would just doing. You were trolling the crap out.
I'm using bad words. Yeah, And that's what it's all about.

(50:22):
That was tell me something good. Let's go over to
Amy with the Morning Corny. The Morning Corny. What does
Shakespeare call his omelet? What does Shakespeare call his omelet?
A Hamlet? All right, that was the Morning Corny. You know,

(50:45):
I was talking to our afternoon guy who works on
our station in Portland, the Bowl up there, and he
was on his roof during the week last week and
he fell off, broke like twelve ribs, punctured, a long
bust at his eye, and so I was I was
faced time with him in the hospitals, named Danny Dwyer,
Oh my goodness, lucky to be alive. Yeah, and said
he was about to fall on his head, so we

(51:06):
kind of had to tuck and roll in and oh
my gosh. Yeah, he's eleven broken ribs, a broken collar bone,
a punctured lung, a busteed up nasal cavity, a serious
iron injury that required eleven stitches. So he's not on
the air right now. But man, I was talking to
him and he's just very happy to be and I
think some of our we took a little still shot

(51:28):
of some of our conversation up on the Bull Instagram page,
but to lucky to be alive and great attitude. So
a big shout out to him because he was smiling
and that's crazy, and I was like, hey, do you
remember it? And he was like barely he goes. I
remember thinking if I land on my head, I may
not make it, so I tucked and hit. Yeah. Do
you remember when you fell as a kid? It's an

(51:51):
interesting question, yes, a little bit. So my story is
when I was five, six years old, somewhere in that
spot seven I don't remember. I was running and I
was on top of the house and I fell off
onto a boat trailer and busting my spleen, almost died.
We didn't know how serious it was till I got
into hospital. I remember crawling up on the house and

(52:13):
then I remember kind of falling, and then I remember
anything until I'm walking into my mom going I can't
walk as a kid. I was like, I can't walk
and she was like, what do you mean? Is it
I fell? She was like, you'll be okay, because we
didn't know. She didn't even know. I didn't want to
tell him. I was up on the house and so
I rubbed here my spleen, but I was like, I
can't walk, and so we went to the hospital and

(52:34):
we walked in. I remember, that's what I do. Remember
walking to the hospital and barely being able to move
my legs, and we got in and they were like
oh crap, and right away to the right in the
emergency room, and I remember putting the mask on me
and going, okay, count a hundred nine gone. Then I
remember waking up when I opened my eyes seeing everybody

(52:54):
from church, my grandma, my mom around me like a
TV show and they show people like looking over the
top of you then it looking like that, and then
I was in the hospital for weeks. It's rough. It
was a whole rough time that stuck. And that's like
the last time I ever saw my real dad too,
because once I went in the hospital, I think that
was kind of his It was intermission, so he didn't

(53:15):
come back after intermission. Like that's kind of what it
was like, like the first part of my life and
then that was like an intermission. Okay, So then I
never really saw him again until I was in my thirties.
Like Spleen life and no Spleen life, yeah, but I
remember a lot of Spleen Life. Yeah, but uh yeah, anyway,
good luck to Danny as he gets back to health.

(53:41):
This is Lacy from Central Utah. I was calling that
with a wife confession, but a bomb confession. I was
supposed to call in June on the tenth almos Fan
Easton's first day seven and loved you when you have
downloaded all of the Raging Idiots albums. He listens to
him all the time, and he was listening and he's like,
the money. I didn't need a shout out for my

(54:01):
birthday and I was like, well, I'll call and see
she'll do it. And I never did it. Here we
are almost a month late, but if you could, Easton
would surely appreciate a birthday shout out for his seventh birthday.
Have birthday, Easton, seven years and one month now. Yeah,
have birthday, buddy. Here's Brenda and mobile. Hey Bobby, I

(54:22):
have to plan a deep sea fishing truck for my
ball and I have been invited, so I wanted to
ask you and Caitlin some advice on how to fish
because I've never been deep sea fishing and I was
hoping to get some tips from you guys. By the way, Amy,

(54:43):
you remind me so much of a lane On Seinfeld.
How do you feel about that? That's a huge compliment. Okay,
I love her. I've never been deep sea fishing either.
I've a lot of freshwater I mean, that's all we
did during vacation, went to Missourian fish with Arkansas and fish.
Grew up a whole life fishing. But I've never been
DC fishing. But I would just say, if you're gonna
go out, you're gonna have someone that's an expert or

(55:06):
a guide. Just listen to them. I'm sure they'll have
you all set up. Don't worry. They don't freak out
about it. There are rookies all the time. I mean,
I'm a I would about to go DC. I've never
caught anything like that before on the ocean. I get
too seasick on the water. And to say, maybe, you know,
take a make sure you've got some sea medicine, whatever
you call it. It's called medicine, like the little bracelets

(55:28):
you can wear or whatever. We'll be choosing our favorite
guilty pleasures will be drafted around the room. A first
is lunchbox. Lunchbox. What are you drafting first as your
favorite guilty pleasure? Oh? Man, everybody, you know, everybody loves this.
When they sit down at night, they want some just
trash TV. So I've taken reality TV as my guilty pleasure.

(55:50):
I have a bunch of specific shows I was gonna pick.
You still have yours? M Well, yeah, I have yep,
I can board it differently, all right, all right, Morgan
Number two. Very guilty pleasure. Well, when I'm really hungry
but I shouldn't be eating bad, I love to go
and eat some ice cream. That is a guilty pleasure
of mine. Raymondo. When you're sitting at the crib and

(56:13):
you don't want to drive and you need some food.
Everybody loves take out. Do you feel guilty about take out? Real? Guilty?
It's such a waste of money? Oh just eating out?
Oh yeah, postmatings or money. You know when you're that's
a good one. Especially if you're a parent and you
don't cook and your order to take out for everybody,

(56:35):
it's awesome. Do you feel guilty about that? Well? Yeah,
because it raised right. It's a huge waste of money
when you're cooking for a family. It's it's a big waste.
I'm gonna go with guilty pleasure Real Housewives. Yeah, that
was my first one. Yeah, all are a part of
my team. So I have real Housewives and my guilty

(56:56):
pleasure Amy Binge watching a show just in general. Yeah,
any show in general. Well, I have Housewives. You took it,
so I'll just take Binge watching. I don't know anything
of Neflix really, all right. Amy had the first pick

(57:16):
of the next round. Oh, okay, back at me. Um,
I'm gonna go with cereal for dinner. That's a good one.
I'm gonna go with and I don't do it, but
people like Amy do. I'm gonna go with popping zits.
I don't even have that one, but it's amazing. I'm
gonna go with popping zits. That's just good. Don say

(57:38):
on other people, or just say popping zizz other people,
or it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter it is on
anything really popping other people's zits. Yeah, but it's also
pleasurable to do your own. Just say popping zits for
yourself and others. I'm there, you go, there you go, yeah,
all right, Raimundo. Yeah, it's so easy to just log

(57:59):
onto your computer and even if you don't need anything,
go to Amazon. You just buy something. So mine is Amazon,
all right, Morgan number two. I love watching these and
it's rom coms movies. Lunchbox, Oh man, you waste hours
a day doing this, and it's scrolling social media. Oh

(58:23):
my gosh, what a waste of time. But it's so
fun to see the drum and other people's lives. All right,
we have two rounds in lunchbox. Is reality TV and
social media? Your final guilty pleasure? Oh man, I'm going.

(58:44):
You know, you want to get out of the house
and you just want to go brows and you just
want to look at every aisle. You know, walk up
and down the aisles at Target. So yeah, shopping Target,
I mean go and spend Yeah, shopping at Target. I
couldn't tell. It was like window shopping or Raymondo your

(59:06):
final guilty pleasure. Yeah. Usually on Saturday. Whoa, we're trying
to cut her out here. Um. I love to listen
to my favorite song on repeat. So that's mine, okay, Raymondo. Um,
on a Saturday, it feels so terrible and you're so guilty.

(59:26):
You sleep in, really sleeping, sleeping, sleeping in a You
don't like that one? I love it. That is a
good one, and I have it down. Pick that first well,
I mentioned zillowing other people's houses how much they cost.
I can't put that. Have Real Housewives, have popping zits,

(59:48):
have The Bachelor, but I don't want to do two
specific shows. Have bro Country, m you can have any
of these, by the way, because I'm not taking bro Country.
I've been doing TikTok's specifically dance videos. Gambling rady you
feel guilty when you gamble. Yeah, I was gonna put
that one in there, but I didn't know if it

(01:00:09):
would relate with as many other people. Yeah, I do
have eating a whole box of cereal too. Did you google?
I have cereal for dinner? Oh, a whole box. But
I mean you could put that all right. My final
pick is to have anything to eat. I'm gonna just

(01:00:32):
put junk food, straightforward, straight up junk food, all right,
Amy procrastination. Yeah, it feels so good to me. Here
are some of the other ones that i'd had hook,
I'd like song clips just in case I picked them. Creed,
I like Creed. I liked Creed. I don't know they're

(01:00:52):
doing anything now, but there was a span of like
two and a half years where it were awesome. Nickelback,
Red and you can hate them, but you're singing that
I'm watching. You didn't even know it, but you started
singing along to it. Did a year Justin Bieber, Yeah
you got that y, He's awesome. That's a guilty pleasure

(01:01:13):
for like a dude. Do you go like I love
Justin Bieber? Yeah, like a forty year old man. Yeah,
I don't know who that would be. Yeah, smash Mouth.
I had a bunch of music ones I had pick
on my nose or like put my pick my nose up.
I rip my nose hairs out, but a lot of
mine aren't relatable. Like I'll sit at the traffic I'd
to rip my nose hairs out. You do that ever?

(01:01:35):
I know I like to pull the top of my
hair out from my real hair, not my nose. But
I should have. I forgot I but I were working
on that for years. That's had to like train myself
not to do it. Another one is laughing and when
people fall Yeah, I know, because again you feel bad.
But if you see a video on Instagram but someone

(01:01:56):
like falls on ice, we've all been there, but it's
pretty funny. Huh Yeah. All right, Go to Bobby Bones
dot com and vote on the team of Guilty Pleasures
that you liked the best Bobby Bones dot Com. All
the teams are up there. I watched this movie called
The Gentleman Like Plural. Matthew McConaughey's in it, Colin Farrell's
in it, Hugh Grant. It's really good. It's uh, kind

(01:02:19):
of interesting. He runs a business business, not very good,
but he wants to sell it, and so it's kind
of a bad like crime business, but he wants to
sell it. So if he's selling, everybody thinks he's now weak.
So it's pretty good. So check it out. The Gentleman. Okay,
I'll make note because my husband's looking for something to watch.
Eighty four percent positive on Rotten Tomatoes and we just
stumbled across it. I was just looking for movies to watch.
I think we're still gonna watch The Outpost. That's one

(01:02:41):
that Mike D. Watchton really liked it. It's based on
a book that Jake Tapper wrote from CNN, but it's
a true Mike gets the true story right. They were
in in Afghanistan and they were at a post and
so what happened again? Just tell me? So our listeners,
they're at this outpost and they're about to leave, they
end up getting attacked, like the last they are about

(01:03:02):
to leave and why are why are they getting attacked
because they like made this deal with the people there
to kind of help them out, and they realized they
were going to leave, so they were going to pay
them any money, and they wanted to hit them. And
it's true, all true. That's a movies or a series.
It's a movie. A yeah, The Gentleman's a movie too. Okay, cool,
thanks guys. I love recommendations. Do you watch anything good?

(01:03:22):
We started the Unsolved Mysteries, which is all reading about
that that they're now they have all these coal cases
because I guess the mysteries don't get solved in this
Netflix series. No, it's just like Unsolved Mysteries from back
in the day, even with the creepy music. But what
I love about Netflix is you can skip the intro.
It still make because it takes me back to when

(01:03:44):
I was watching this as a kid and it was terrified.
But yeah, all the cases are from you know, the
ones I've seen like two thousands too, and then it's
not solved. And at the end, they you can they
give you a website if you know of any info,
you can log on one and share it. I think
I've only seen the first two episodes. We started the third,

(01:04:05):
but it's from France and subtitles, and I was like, okay,
it's just like this is too much work. I don't
want to read about this. But apparently it could be
a good case. I think it's good, but then still
spooks me a little bit. Eighty four percent positive on
Rotten Tomatoes. If you're gonna watch Unsolved Mysteries on Netflix, yeah,
I did see where they're now going. Hey, some of
these cases were almost cold, and now we're getting tips

(01:04:26):
that are leading us places. Oh good the first time. Okay,
So my girlfriend and I started quarantining together March or
so whenever it actually hit the first time then like
everybody staying in your house, you know. Since then, she
went back to California got her stuff, and we now
lived together and it has been awesome, Like I love
I never thought I would enjoy his living in the

(01:04:47):
same house. Somebody's been the greatest thing ever. Well, it's
the first time I've ever lived with a girl, and
so I don't know a lot of the rules. I'm
learning as we go. Well, the other morning, we wake up,
but she goes, hey, we talked to you for a second,
so what's up. She goes on film toilet. I was like, oh,
that sucks for you. What's her breakfast? But I didn't
realize this was a whole thing. So it was like
she goes, no, no, no, she goes and it was traumatizing.

(01:05:09):
She goes, I was startled and I didn't want She
told me she didn't want to wake me up then,
so she waited till the next day. But she says
that she went to the bathroom. It was dark. She
didn't want to turn the light on because our bathroom
is right next to the bedroom and if the light
comes on, it probably would have woke me up or
disrupted your rim cycle, right, that's what she's saying. Like

(01:05:30):
she was, I don't want to do that, So she said,
so I guess, sit down a pee and there was
no lid and she fell in and she doesn't know then, no, no,
I did not fall in. When she took her hand
and she put it right at her knee, and she goes,
I feel in all the way to hear like she
went all the way. Oh no, yeah, it's just it

(01:05:54):
hurts and it's just gross. She said, she got so
wet because because basically her legs where your light knees bend,
like basically that was just over the edge of the
toilet because she's pretty thin. So she fell right in
the all and I was laughing and she was like,
it's not funny. I was like, I know, but I said,
I never have lived with a girl, so I have
to learn these rules. I said, but why not just

(01:06:15):
look and see before you sit down because it's dark
and we're halfway asleep, right right, But like when I
go to pee, and I'm not saying you're wrong, I'm
telling you when I go to p always looking sets
the lids down because if I start peeing and that
lids down, it's gonna go everywhere. So I look and
go as a lid down though, Okay, then I p
and so she was just like, hey, it's a bit

(01:06:35):
traumatizing because then she said she can go back to
sleep because her heart's like because she just fell on
the toilet and she's wet, and so we've and it
hurt her. I think it bruises out of her leg,
so we don't doubt it. We made a we had
a discussion. I said, I'm really gonna try harder at
putting the lid down. Yeah, just like you lift it up,

(01:06:56):
you're able to lift it up, so then you should
look at it and be like, oh, yeah, no, I'm done,
I'm gonna put it down. Is that for a situation
with you in your husband? Yes? I had. At one
point I ordered one of those little toilet lights so
that I could see in the bathroom without having to
turn on the lights if the lid was down or not,
because I was getting so annoyed and I don't know

(01:07:18):
whatever happens in the lights. I mean, I get it's dark,
but it's not a pitch black pluch back bow. You
can look down and see it's up or down. By
the way, I'm gonna do a better job. I'm just saying.
I always look to see if the lid lids on,
So how is it so hard to look and see
if the if it's dark, I don't want to turn it.
It's it's not that I if it's light out or
the lights are on, I can lower the lid. Even

(01:07:40):
though it's annoying. I don't want to have to touch it.
You're the one that should have to touch it because
you lifted it up, so you should lower it. And
I'm going to But although like three days later I
hear hey, I was like, hey, she's in the bathroom,
like what she goes the lids up. I was like, sorry,
I'm learning here. We don't change in a day. This
could take me five years. I'll be honest, this could

(01:08:02):
be a long process. It takes me a lot of time.
But you're falling all the way in. Yeah, I mean
I've fallen in and it's not comfortable. It hurts. I
don't know what it's so funny, Nobody, you guys sitting
all the way button deep in a toilet. I know.
I know it's not funny because I would have hate
it if it were me. You should try it. You're

(01:08:24):
falling a toilet. Yes, is it funny? Funny? Try it? No,
it's not funny. I'm gonna do a better job. I'm
saying that here. I'm going to do a better job.
We did a whole thing on Instagram, mister Bobby Bones
in my account. You can see us talking about it.
I'm going to do a better job. But I did
laugh for a while. I just never lived with a girl,
I didn't know it was that big of a deal,
but now I do. I know. I feel like all

(01:08:45):
my years married here on the show, I've definitely brought
it up to you. But again, wasn't a concern to
you because affect me? But now it doesn't. Now it does.
Where do you put that on the list of concerns
and high Oh, really concerns of what marriage life? Yeah,
let's hie because guys just don't get it. They don't.
I don't know you understand that. We just it's not
like we don't care, it's like we just we don't

(01:09:08):
understand it. So it takes My husband still leaves it up.
I don't understand even in the What also irritates me
is the guest bathroom. He'll leave it up, and we
have guests that come over. Plus it just doesn't look
good up. I like everything down, even the lid when
you're not in the bathroom. Let's close the lid. But
if you walked inn and the lid was down, and

(01:09:28):
now you still have to look and see that it
was down, it's oh, I don't you're right, good point.
But the guest I'm talking about talking about your bathroom, Yeah,
you're right, walk in and because it's been all the
way down and I've just played on the lid. No way,
d have you done that? Yes to being a girl
like you just don't even know what You can't feel

(01:09:50):
the middle part of the lid. That's not a hole.
If you're sleeping, listen, you have to get out telling
me you've sat on a lid and just pete on
the lid because I started being before like, oh, you
have to understand when you started the toilet. Yes, sometimes
if you really have to pee, you're like pulling down
and you start being like right, befo right as you

(01:10:13):
lower you get good at it and then you realize,
like the lid is down, I cannot So you need
us to not only see if it's up, but you
need us to be the toilet keeper. Yeah, so no
lid down and no in the no lad down. In
your master you're primary. But if I prefer in the

(01:10:34):
guests when keep it down because it's just prettier on
the lid. I have no, I don't pee on the lid.
I have pete on the lid. Will you pete? You
said you can't control it if you don't lift the lid.
You pee everywhere on the lid. I was like, have

(01:10:56):
a sleeve. I just didn't realize it, and then so
as to start having I was like, crap, and I
had to fly up that night or do you wake
up and do it the next day? I don't know.
I cleaned up that night, but I don't know how
my body does this. It was actually I was quite
impressed with myself. I was able to just stop being
because I got up and then lifted the lid and

(01:11:18):
then I went feet again. Raymondos just said, deal with
you and your girl. No, I always know to h
I keep the lid down when I go to the bathroom,
so it's never up. What about the big lid the
kapper That one always just stays up because the cat
likes to drink the water. All right, Blake Shelton, Gwin, Stefani,
nobody but you. I feel like this has been a
good segment. I've learned a lot here. Toilet maintenance is

(01:11:42):
a big deal in the house. Definitely, it's time for
the good news. A few years ago, Rodney Smith, Junior
of Alabama song an old man struggling to MOA's lawn
and so Rodney's like, hey, let me help you out,
and he's like, you know, I should help out by
mowing people's lawns for free. So veterans, disabled, single mothers,

(01:12:04):
he would mow their lawns. And then he got online
and he started a movement called the fifty yard Challenge
and he challenged people, Hey, mow fifty yards for free
and let me know about it. So there's two brothers
in Michigan. Started in April. They're sixteen and thirteen. They've
mowed fifty one yards. So Rodney is driving to Michigan
and he's bringing him a new mower, a weed eater,
and a blower. Oh wow, all to say, good job? Kids?

(01:12:27):
Are other people doing this challenge? Yet? Oh yeah, you
can just go to fifty yard Challenge and the kids
that do it, there's prizes along the way. And this guy.
Once they got fifty one, they're getting new new equipment.
That's pretty cool. There you go, that's what it's all about.
That was tell me something good. Brett Eldredge put out
his new album on Friday, and so you know, when
I came out on a Friday, didn't have a chance

(01:12:48):
to listen to it, but I listen to over the weekend.
This is like my slow, kind of sappy type of album.
Like I'll play some of the songs. He's gonna be
a tomorrow so uh. Here is Brett Eldredge. This is
my favorite song and it's called crowd my Mind and
not a Dad goes By. I don't need you smile,

(01:13:13):
I don't feel you free, Minty Street Sawsten Pasts, but
not a Da goes By. You don't crowd of Mind.
I mean this is my vibe. I like it slow,

(01:13:35):
I like pianos, I like a ballad and so a
lot of his records that kind of rule, not a
lot of like big instruments, big loud instruments. There's a
song on it too that I really like. Have a
clip of it here. It's called good Day play clup
of Good Day Ray. It's gonna be a good I

(01:13:56):
don't know. I have feeling like those coming in the
Sunday even shining the water gonna keep bastin, made to
keep spinning on my way. I got a feed. It's
gonna be a good dude, it's gonna take that one.

(01:14:18):
Here's a Sunday dry from Brett Eldridge, just watching the
wall through an open window, trees like no like Dominomes,
this old cock can find a song way home and
see you and everythings and mean so much that we
learned off from them to fight to the laugh man.

(01:14:42):
I fine, we were only wasting time out on Sunday
dry one. Anyway, I love it. That's my vibe. I
don't need a lot of you know, super fast songs.
I like the chill so song so like that. He
got a lot of love songs on there too. Maybe

(01:15:03):
that's why too, maybe like I'm feeling in my heart
a whole bunch. But he'll be in tomorrow performing live
so Brett Eldridge in tomorrow. But really the first album
that in a long time that's come out where I've
been like, yeah, this is for me. I've been just
kind of bored overall with new music over the past
six months or so. Let's do Speaking of that, let's
do music school. Here we go, Bobby and Eddie's music

(01:15:24):
school is now in session, open the morning and out. Well,
we'll talk about Charlie Daniels. His funeral was on Friday.
He was one of country music's most famous fiddle players,
if not the most famous, especially in our lifetime. Country
Music Hall of Famer Grand ol Opry member, was a
major advocate for war veterans. Faith had a daily presence

(01:15:46):
on Twitter. You know some things you may not know
about Charlie Daniels. Number one Devil went down to Georgia.
Maybe you know this song right here? D Devil in
nineteen seventy nine. This song peaked at number three on
the Pop chart and then one a Grammy. Isn't it crazy? Wow?

(01:16:06):
This is a top five pop song. I was so
cool when I knew all the words of this song,
the one I was like nine. I was so I
went to school and I just find a reason to
play it. Then I would just not make a big
scene about it. And then I just started doing this.
They'd be like, why are you all the words? You're like, yeah,
you know he's casual. Yea. So peaked number three one
a Grammy. Charlie Daniels also beat cancer. In two thousand

(01:16:27):
and one, he beat prostate cancer. He was treated and
declared cured. In a two fourteen story for Today, he
said he was cancer free. His Epic Records deal set
a record for highest paid. He signed with Epic Records
in nineteen seventy six, or three million dollars. It was
a record amount at that time for any actor in Nashville.

(01:16:48):
Then he was balling early. He was seventy one when
he joined the Grand Ole Opry in two thousand and eight.
Oh wow. Daniels officially joined the opery in two thousand
and eight when he was seventy one. He saw Randall
Operations show Versus a Teenager when the performances were still
all taking place in the Rhyman Auditorium, and then Elvis
Pressley recorded one of his songs. In nineteen sixty four,

(01:17:09):
Elvis released it Hurts Me. Daniels co wrote the former
track with Bob Johnston and here you Go. Here's the
clip of it. When there you Go. That's a part

(01:17:32):
of music school. I was going through some of Charlie
Daniel stuff because it's weird how someone dies and you
kind of revisit all their music. There's just so much
music coming at us. And you know, I was a
pretty big Charlie Daniels fan. Mike d and I were
talking about this on my music podcast called The Bobby Cast,
and I just forgot, Ray do you have long hair?
Country Boy? I just forgot how much I love this

(01:17:54):
song as a kid, do you know this song? Like
I know everywhere to this song, I don't know everywhere
we used to play this. People say I'm no good
and crazy as a loon because I get stoned in
the morning, I get drunk in the afternoon, like I'm all,

(01:18:14):
don't like that line, kind of like my old blue
tig hound and like to lay around in the shade.
The nine got no money, but a dang sure got
it made the nine asking no, but if for nothing,
it's still nothing. No, I do it. I know it.
If I can sing along, get it all. Come on here,

(01:18:35):
you can do it. I don't work, Come on sing
turn it up. Here we go. Here's the hook. If
you don't like the way I'm living, you just leave
this long hair country boil at all. Where this really
hooked me was I had a mullet when I was
a kid, and long hair in the back, short on top,
long on the back, and I felt like I was

(01:18:56):
the person in the song. I don't know what Here
we go. Read your man talking on TV putting down
the rock and roll. Restupe Charlote Daniels. That's what music
school is all about today. Class goodness. That was Bobby
and Eddie's music school. Here is Nicole from Illinois. Hey, Bobby,

(01:19:19):
I just want to tell you about something that you
used to do that would drive me nuts, but you
don't anymore. And I think it has a lot to
do with Katelyns. But I used to hate when you
would talk about your weight or feeling bad about like
eating a chocolate chip or something like that. And I
feel like ever since she's met Caitlin, you guys have
been awesome about just being happy. And wouldn't you know

(01:19:39):
if you eat something one day and it's not good
for you, well you don't glow on it, So good
job annoying me. La. Hey, thanks, I don't feel like
i've done that consciously. Here's the thing. I think though,
that I've been eating a little worse because she cooks
so well. That's a problem. If you're with somebody's a
great cook one you don't want to be root not

(01:20:01):
eat it. But is it a problem? Yeah? Is it
because I'm trying? Yes? Yes, yes, Because I have a
job that depends on how I look. I'm about to
hop into a full TV schedule, so yes, for me,
it does what I think. You look fine either way,
and you know what I would tell anybody on TV

(01:20:23):
there's a problem, be like, what am I not good?
If I'm five pounds heavier? Are you? We'll tell them
all And then yeah, tell everybody if we could just
set the standard of just like enjoying and they buy
clothes for you, and I don't want to have to
pay the money to get them. Let out all that part,
I understand. That's what mostly it is. After were these
stupid clothes that's all in the budget. And then once

(01:20:43):
it's out of budget and it's like I gotta go
to let jeans out? Will you set that bar really tiny?
Because well, lest I'm glad I'm annoying you less, although
I probably made up for it in this segment. All
right back, after pretty much a week off, went to Missouri.
We went into a place called Big Cedar, which was

(01:21:04):
really fantastic. Had no idea what I was getting myself into.
It really was one of the best trips and I
would go back, and we drove it. It was right
at the edge of my driving about eight hours. We
split it up, so we went from Nashville and we
just left in the morning, drove all the way to
Big Cedar and then went back through Arkansas, which was
only like four hours, spent a couple of days there,
then drove back to Tennessee, which is about five hours

(01:21:27):
or so. That first trip was kind of a kind
of a bear, but it was good. We fished a lot.
The reason I went to Big Cedar is Johnny Morris,
the guy that owns Bass Pro shops, was like, hey,
come out, would love for you to see it. And
I was like, all right, we'll see fat. And then
Caitlin's parents are from Tulsa, and so they drove that
was kind of halfway ish, a little closer for them,

(01:21:50):
but hung out with him a little bit. Oh he
was there. Yeah, I came out to see me and
talk and say hello. He let us fish in a
it's called the Glory Hole, and it's been named this
for a long time and not many people get to
fish in his spot, but he let us fish there
and fly fishing. We're catching soaps like so many trout
were You can actually look it up on the internet.

(01:22:12):
The people that had been allowed to fish in the spot,
like George W. Bush Senior, No, George H. W. Bush.
That's yeah, that's the senior. Yeah. Waylon Jennings Johnny cash
Fish there, so we felt pretty special let us go
into that. So it was great. I love the whole trip.
He played golf a little bit, so um did that.
But it was funny meeting him because you know, he's

(01:22:35):
a super successful guy. He's started bass pro shops, I believe,
just this little tiny thing out of the back of
his dad's liquor store. Like he's a self made man
and now he's worth billions of dollars. And so, you know,
he shows up. We're texting a little bit and he's like, hey,
where are you know. I'm like, hey, we're at the
top of the rock this restaurant, and he's like okay,
and then all of a sudden, poofy appears and so
we talked for a little bit, talk for a little bit,
and he's like all right, and then poof, he was gone.

(01:22:56):
Now that was pretty much it. I don't know. I
think once you get to beat there's smoke just comes
and you disappear. Yeah, I think you get some sort
of portal. But if you if you're around the area
and you ever get a chance to go up there,
it was so nice. So it was we had a
really great time. There weren't a lot of people nearby,
so we were able to like distance and no crowds.
That's awesome. It looked really cool. Yeah, it was really cool.
Your vacation was Colorado. Yeah, it was with my sister

(01:23:20):
and then my husband's sister also is there as well.
So we mostly we just hung out with our family
and tried to stay distance as possible. But it was
really nice to be around family and everyone we knew
that they were okay. So like for my kids to
be able to play with their cousins and other kids,
and us to be able to hug people, like hug

(01:23:41):
my sister, that was cool. So it was great, and
Colorado is awesome. Did a lot of hiking, fishing. It's
kind of the same type of vibe. We went fishing
in Missouri, and then we drove down to Arkansas and
I went to see Arkansas Keith and so we stayed
in Arkansas for a couple nights and so we did
red lobster and fishing and red lobster and fishing. Nice. Yeah,

(01:24:05):
so then we drove back home. Yeah, and I only
had one cheddar biscuit. I'm trying to cut back a
little bit. Oh, gosh, but still still good. Oh you
look great. I can't tell the eighth the cheddar biscuits.
I've been well. I think I put on six pounds overall,
which is a lot for me. And so I've been.
I've been. I think I'm I'm back down like three now. Okay, Well,

(01:24:26):
you know, we all love you just the same. I
don't know. It seemed like it's give me a little
more love when I'm skinning here. Okay, Eddie's on the phone.
Who Eddie's not here today because he's sick. Now, if
you're sick around here, you don't come in. But especially
during COVID, h Eddie, So everybody was giving you a
hard time before you went to Florida because he said
the beach, how are the beaches? The beaches weren't bad,

(01:24:46):
And honestly, I went to the beach probably twice the
whole time we were there. We ended up just kayaking
and going to the bay side and then we found
like a little isolated beach for a while. We hung
out there one day, but really, man, we didn't I
didn't engage with a lot of people at all while
I was down there. And there were parts of because
we went to Deston and there were parts there where

(01:25:06):
people were just like packed live music bars, restaurant going
it was crazy. You said, not a lot of people,
so some Uh so I would say about a fourth fool. No,
but what did you do? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, you said
you didn't engage with a lot of people, but you
engage with some people. Well no, I mean, I mean
I'm talking about like we had to go get food,

(01:25:27):
so I had to run into the restaurant. Okay, well
that's all good. Yeah, stuff like that. I wore a
mask everywhere I went. So, and you're sick today, So
what's the symptoms? So I don't know. I'm a little like,
I'm not worried, but the fact that I did go
to Florida worries me a little bit. But it's like
if you just enter that state, as soon as you
cross the state line, symptoms, oh boy. So like two so,

(01:25:52):
like two days ago, I started feeling like head congestion,
like sinuses and post nasal trip and then it turned
into like chess chess, and that's where I freaked out,
and so I went to the doctor and got checked out.
I mean, they can't. The doctor came in and like
a has Matt suit. So he gave you a coronat test. Yeah,
gave me a coronat test, stuck to swab up my

(01:26:13):
nose and everything. But it doesn't come into like five
or seven days, they said, which is crazy, And we're
so backed up because so many people haven't. Now, this
is crazy. It takes that long because you can pretty
much be over it time you get the results. So
you're waiting for now. Morgan's running Eddie's cameras today. How
annoying is this for you? It's very annoying because I'm

(01:26:33):
doing both my job and Eddie's job right now. Well,
mistressful gonna be even more annoying because if Eddie comes in,
we gotta put him in quarantine. I know. So he
didn't even do the videos. Yeah, so I don't know.
This is where where I was. I was tad debating, like,
well what do I do? Like, I'm fine, I feel great,
I have finances, But what if what if for some
reason I have corona and I've been hanging out with

(01:26:55):
you guys for like four days. That was terrible, I agree,
And you're all sitting over there close to each other.
I think I'm gonna go today after the show and
get a test. I don't need it, but I want
to go. Just do the process and if you can
get tested, get tested and let's just see what's up.
So I'm gonna go today and get tested too. But
I can't let it takes that long. Yeah. Well, and
two because so many people that have it aren't going

(01:27:17):
to show symptoms. Yeah, they may be asymptomatic, and then
you could be spreading in you don't know. Well, did
you have a good time on your vacation day? That's
all that matters. I had a blast man, had a
really good time. It was just me and my wife.
We came back for really just like we we we
were glad, we went all right. And how's she doing.

(01:27:38):
She's great, She's I mean she's not sick. Okay, I
don't know what I have. Guys. I think you just
have allergies. I think it's a crazy allergy time here.
But you know, we have to and sorry, be conscious.
The doctor. The doctor did say that she's seen like
corona coming in all shapes and sizes, like there's just
nothing it has a com about your race. No, No,

(01:28:03):
I think she meant like they were they were just
all sorts of symptoms, not just one list of them. Yeah,
lunchbox got a COVID test after vegas. How long did
it take to get those results? Forty eight hours? And
they called me up, so it was negative. I went
to a little clinic and they did up the nose.
They shipped it off, and I just waited and waited
and waited and called and I just want to let

(01:28:25):
you know that you are negative for corona. Thank you
so much. Did they do back in the in the
back of your nose. No, just no, It's changed where
you don't have to go all the way up in
the brain anymore. They just go inside the nose. Eddie,
was yours in the nose? Mine was in the nose,
but I mean I feel like they went about three inches.
But okay, so yours was in the cavity. Lunchboxers was
in the tip of the nostril. No, I was in
so I mean it made my eyes water a little bit,

(01:28:46):
But it wasn't like everybody said, where it goes all
the way to your brain. Like I didn't feel like
I was trying to jump out of the chair. What
do you think about it, Eddie? H? No, man, they
definitely tickled my brain. Maybe your brain's in a different
spot a little farther up there. All right, well, we'll
see about We'll see how you feel tomorrow. If you
don't feel good, you still can't come in. Okay, So

(01:29:08):
what are my options? If I feel great and then
I come and sit in the glass room? Yeah, okay,
I think we wait for you guys. What's scary because
he's got to come in the same doors as we do.
But you came in. Yeah, yeah, but I didn't have
any symptoms, and this dude's got symptoms and we're gonna
let him walk in the building. I don't know. I

(01:29:30):
don't know. That's up to you guys. But I'm just saying,
what if he has no symptoms and it is allergies,
well then it's okay. But he's you hear him, he
sounds kind of bad, or well we'll check in tomorrow.
How about that? Okay? Perfect? Good? So there's that. Even
another day of vacation always finds a way to work
to see master plan. Let's watch what you guys do. Ah,

(01:29:52):
we just stayed here. My parents drove up with my
sister and her three kids, and we were literally at
my house with five kids on the age of four,
and we just ran around the yard, played in the pool,
slid down the slide, water guns. Just that's it. Nothing
one while. Yeah we didn't. I mean we really went
nowhere but our front yard and backyard. When you get

(01:30:12):
your COVID tests, Ray, did you get your COVID test? Yeah,
I went to the football stadium and got it done
with my fiance and we had it in forty eight hours.
They stick it in your nostril deep deep, not deep deep.
It's just two inches three inches in your nostril, both nostrils,
and that's it. Yep, only a couple of days. Huh.
Yet we honestly we have connections, so we were able
to get it ahead of other people. What do you
mean you have connections? What? We just know people that

(01:30:35):
are in this type of they're doing COVID type stuff
and you can call them and say, this is my name,
will you tell me my results? They have your results,
they're just not able to deliver it to you right away.
And if you have connections, you can do it very quick.
How do I get connections? Just your first last name.
We'll hook you up regardless of where you get it at.
We can you believe that raised a bootleg COVID contact
is only going to give you accurate analysis. I got

(01:30:57):
a contact and it's called a clinic, and it took
me forty eight hours. I didn't have to, you know,
call a special number. Is Eddie's taking so long? Where Eddie?
Still there? Are you going? You can still be dropped off? Okay?
All right? Interesting, Well there's basically our vacations. We were
in Missouri because we spent our vacation there, and we're

(01:31:18):
up this place called Big Cedar, and I don't know
where it happened, but I wake up one morning and
I'm like, oh, something doesn't feel right now. My shorts line.
Right where the shorts line covers the bottom of the stomach,
there was like two little dots. It was like, these
dots are so sore. And so I told Kyles, I
think it may have my angrown hair or something, and
she's like, I don't know, I don't see the hair.

(01:31:41):
Did do you actually see the hair on a neergrown hair?
I don't know. I don't either, because it just turns
into bump. Well that's so that's what I thought I had.
And I'm watching it and it's getting a littttle bigger
and a little bigger, and I'm like, hey, hey, look
at this. She goes like, I didn't angrown hair. This
is like eight hours later, Like what do you think
that is? So it's getting to the point where it's started.

(01:32:04):
I know people, it's early in the morning, but it's
starting to feel with blood, a little blood, little pus.
And there's one hole that's swelling a lot and one
smaller hole that's just swelling a little bit. And I'm like,
I'm in bit by something. And so I was like,
oh crap. So I have a friend who's a doctor,
So I took a picture of it and send it
over and he goes, first thing you need to do
is draw. Take a pen and draw around it, because

(01:32:26):
we need to see if it's if it's getting bigger,
if it's growing, because if you don't draw around it,
you don't know. You're just like, I don't know. I'm
just guessing if it's getting bigger. And so I do,
and it mostly grows up and not out. I think
by this point it I've gotten as wide as it's
going to get, and the bubble kept getting bigger. By
the way this is up on my Twitter if you
want to see it, mister Bobby Bones. The bubble kept
getting bigger, bigger, and so I got a FaceTime. I

(01:32:50):
was like, look at this, and it goes, oh, you
got bit by a brown recluse, like no doubt about it.
And I was like, well, what do I do? So
I get on antibiotics and I'm taking three antibotics today,
one with each meal, and it's like, just make sure
because if you don't, apparently, if you don't get to
one of those quick, it can like rot the skin.
And so finally the thing pops. I'm gonna save you

(01:33:12):
the disgusting details, but it was awful and there I
still have a big hole right on my stomach. The
other hole kind of hold up, but there's still kind
of a big hole where that spider got me. But
of an antibiotics, I'm back. I beat a brown recluse.
SPI that means a spider was crawling across your stomach.
You know. It means a spider chose not to buy

(01:33:33):
my nads, which I'm very thankful because it was down there.
What how do you know it was down there? Because
but it was in that spot anywhere. Yeah, that spider
had all that land to go and roam free. Can
you imagine if a spider bites you on the on
the you know, I'm sure there's somebody who's happened crap.
I mean if they want to Yeah, no, no, no,
I don't want to know the story. But yeah, I

(01:33:55):
got hit. I got a bit with a brown brown recluse.
So I think in the next couple of years this
could turn in to a bear or something. Yeah, but
that's what I dealt with over vacation. You almost died, well,
I thought for a minute out I was like, because
then I got really sick. I forgot to mention this part.
I got bit by a spider, and he's like, hey,

(01:34:16):
how are you feeling. I was like great, He goes,
you have no no illness. I was like, no, I'm good.
Then I thought I just got sick from being out
in the sun. But I was out for like eight hours.
I was just I lay. I had a terrible headache.
And so now they think I got sick because the
spider bit me, poisoning like crazy. Yeah, I've never been
bit by a spider like that before. Neither. I didn't

(01:34:38):
see it, And oh, I want to google what a
brawmer close looks like but I don't know, spider, I
showed you my bite, didn't I? Yeah, what do you
think about it? Disgusting? Do you think it made like
more manly than my girlfriend? No? It was also like
downe by your hip. I mean, I don't know. We
were used to go to Tanni beds back in the day.
You put that little thing on your hip, a sticker

(01:35:00):
you have like a bunny yeah whatever, Yeah, a little
sun Yeah. Did you guess say you want on the
condinal divide when you went to Colorado? We did. We
hiked the trail, well, the Colorado part. I mean, it's
a really long trail. I've never been there. How is it? Oh,
it's pretty cool, Like it's awesome and it's really crazy

(01:35:21):
when you're on it to think, Okay, if I just
turn and go that way, I could reach Canada. Or
if I turn and go that way, I could reach Mexico.
I think it goes from Chihuahua, Mexico, to Alberta, Canada,
and then at the Colorado in Mexico, all the states
in the middle, so that the highlight of your trip.
It was like taking the kids up there and then
where we hiked. In particular, we go to Colorado a

(01:35:42):
lot because we have family there, so we go in
the winter and the summer, and where we ski with
our family, we were able to hike up there. It's
on the Continental Divide, so we were able to hike
up to where we go in the winter, and it's
crazy because it's covered in snow and you can like
put these little things on your feet and ski down
or like skis, but it's just weird to hike it

(01:36:03):
and then also ski it. So the kids thought that
was just the craziest thing ever because they could see
the ski lifts and all the things, and that they
were there in the winter, so that was special. And
now I want to like go on this six months hiking.
Oh boy, you Pray, You Pray Love Part nine. I
was gonna do it. We hiped so much and when

(01:36:24):
I was on it, I was like wow, And so
I googled how long it would take, and it takes
about six months to do the Continental Divide, three thousand miles. Ish.
I was like, how cool If I were just packed
my bags. How about your job? I know that's an issue,
and my kids, the whole family thing, everything is all

(01:36:45):
my responsibilities. Yes, might get in the way, but that's
that doesn't stop these other people that are just free
and go wild. Yeah, but they don't have a paycheck
or they have mommy and daddy's money like that book wild.
You either are have to be you don't care about
money at all, like to buy clothes school clothes, or

(01:37:06):
have all the money given to you by your rich parents. Yeah.
For now, I think I'm just locally gonna find some
trails hike for your trip. Yeah, if I have to
pick of the hiking and the different things that we did,
plus all my sister or her husband, me and my husband,
and then all of our kids, which my sister's got

(01:37:26):
four kids, but one of them seventeen. Like they've got jobs,
they've got friends. So that was a thing where we
were all together and that was cool for me. That
was a high. Do you have a high? The best
part about our trip was probably, like I know Kaitlin's parents,
but we'd spent we were together for four days and
her sister and her sister's boyfriend, and that was really

(01:37:47):
it was just great to hang out and get to
know everybody, not get to know them, but get to
know them. On a different level because you're with someone
for four days, it's every mill, it's doing every activity together.
I think that was probably the best part of it
was just everybody just kind of got It wasn't even
gone along. It was just kind of like every the
nucleus just did well. And it was the first time

(01:38:08):
that I had been in that mix. Yeah, I feel
like that was probably her high too. She sent me
a picture of all of y'all like together. Yeah, she
was just like, hey, look at this well, and she's
never had a guy go hang out with her parents, right,
And I think for for also she knows that what
a big deal that is for you, And so I

(01:38:30):
think that that that that was awesome for me to see. Yeah,
as well, because I like you having a family. They
seem like a great people and for you to have
that in your life is a special because I want
you to experience that because I know growing up you
didn't get to experience a family, and not that you would.
You know, I was about to say, you would love

(01:38:50):
Caitlin no matter what, but you would be with her
even if she didn't have that awesome family. But I
like that the person in your life right now, you're
significant other. She has that for you to experience. It's
a whole weird thing because you're right, I didn't have
a family. I don't have a family really now, even
you know, I'm I talked to me. I saw my
sister over the break, but we're not very close. I'm

(01:39:10):
probably closer with her kids than I am her. But
my mom'sn't around anymore, she died. I don't know my
real dad, so, but I never had a family, like
a functioning family, So it's definitely uncomfortable for a second,
just because I was never around it, but also great.
So yeah, it was. It was a really good experience.
That's probably my high. Yeah, I was good much feel

(01:39:32):
was the best thing from your your vacation. Definitely, just
my parents and sister are coming to town. I mean
family time. Is the first time I'd seen anybody in
my family since Christmas, so seven months, and it was
just awesome. And my sister got to meet my second son,
so it was just fun being an uncle and just
having screaming kids, and my son had someone to play
with instead of just his parents. Well, can I just

(01:39:52):
say I love the three highs that we shared. I
love that they all involved family. I also went home
with Arkansas Keith. Yeah, and he's family. Like, whatever your
family looks like for you, whether it's friends or actual family,
or your girlfriend or your boyfriend's family, or your sister
or your mom or whatever that looks like. I just
think that that's I've been trying to teach my kids

(01:40:12):
about family, especially because they're adopted, and trying to understand
that and understand how important family it is. Whatever family
looks like for you, And so I love that we
all had family in our highs. Yeah, we had a
good The thing about fishing with Arkansas Keith was we
had to get up at five o'clock in the morning.
Oh yeah, I saw you put a ca or somebody
put a time stamp and it was like six in

(01:40:33):
the morning. It was we need to get there. We
had to go catch shack. We were trying to catch
some striper when the best fishing is. Oh. We were like,
we wake up in the morning every day. But we did.
And for those who don't know that relationship, Arkansas Keiths
my stepdad for like five four or five years, I
forget the time frame, but our relationships gotten better over
the last few years. But okay, we're done. We'll see

(01:40:54):
you tomorrow. Goodbye, everybody, wells in the fields.

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