Bobby And Eddie's Great Book-Gate Scandal + Amy’s Son Got Jordan's + Bobby’s Girlfriend Hates Condiments

We get to the bottom of the great book scandal in which Eddie’s personalized copy of Bobby’s book somehow ended up in a used book store. Amy’s husband bought their son a pair of Jordan shoes for a really sweet reason. Plus, Bobby’s girlfriend Caitlin joins the show to talk about how bad ketchup smells and how she doesn't eat any condiments!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right. The Bobby Bones post show pre show okad
Essa interview yesterday, where I was, I'm getting back out
on the road, and even though Eddie and I do
big shows, I wouldn't say that that's really what we
do for a living. Living. We tore constantly from new
to the show. Eddie and I are in a comedy
duo called The Raging Idiots and also tour as a
comic but not our main thing. So I know I'm

(00:20):
not as pressing where it's like, hey, we gotta get
out there. So for me, it was I've canceled every
show until at least next year because I just don't
want to put anybody at risk. We still really don't
know enough about COVID nineteen, so I just you know,
I'm okay. Now. I do understand a lot of artists going, hey,

(00:43):
I feel pretty safe and from what I know, and
we'll do social distancing and masks. And I think too,
if we see there's not a big spike after protests,
that masks probably work pretty good. A lot of folks
out there in masks. I mean, I was reading today
at Texas is HI this last week in Texas with
the Corona hospitalizations, the highest sense early May. So you're

(01:06):
gonna see it. Florida was pretty bad. You're gonna see
it happen again. For me personally, where are not going
on the road. I'm not going on the road. I'm
speaking at a thing in July. I think it's July
sixteenth in Great Vine, Texas, right out of Dallas. So
I'm going and I'm doing some comedy and doing a

(01:26):
big corporate speaking event. But I was like, hey, I'm
not gonna do a mean great and we're gotta make
sure everybody's not sitting right on each other because I
don't want what I'm doing to be responsible for anybody
getting sick. So I am doing that, but yeah, really,
not not for me. Tracey Atkins says he wants to
get back to work. He loves doing what he does.

(01:47):
He's not stir crazy, but he'd likes to get back
to work. Craig Morgan says, I'm nervous for people in
our business. I think there's gonna be a lot of
people out of art, a lot of musicians, publishers, even
some labels that won't survive this. Now that's the part
of the sucks. But there are guys that tour, that's
the that's their life. So for me, I felt like
my answer wasn't what they were looking for. I think
they wanted no or yes, and I was like, huh,

(02:10):
I mean not the main thing. So we're just gonna
chill now. I find mortgage depended on me touring. I
may have a different outlook on it, obviously. So that's that.
What else do I have here? An Amazon worker loses
their engagement ring while packing boxes? How about that? That
was stingco. You're doing your job packing it up, you

(02:31):
look down your finger and it's gone. Now you have
to go to everybody's house you sent a package to
all over the world. Hi, my names that was sting
a customer and an Amazon warehouse is asking customers to
check their packages for an engagement ring that fell off
of her finger. Jasmine Paget said she and her fiance,
who's an Amazon worker as well, search the warehouse couldn't

(02:54):
find it. They stopped the warehouse temporarily to search the floor,
but they were unable to locate it. She's like, gay,
it's in a package. Will you please check your package
for an engagement ring? With the millions of packages they
send out, that's crazy. Huh hmm. By the way, I
know you guys are gonna roast me if you're watching
this on Facebook Live because I'm not wearing sleeves today.

(03:15):
I'm in my house. What do you want from me?
I'm done with my statement. That's all I'm saying. I'm
in my house, That's all I got. Sometimes at home,
most time, I don't wear sleeves, and I like my
kip more shirt than I'm wearing. So you know that's
just gonna be it. Would you wear a basketball jersey? No,
this is like a run. I'll go run right after this.

(03:37):
So for me, it's like, what's the least amount of
clothes I can waste and go on the laundry or
so it's like, I'm gonna wear I have shorts on
in the shirt. I'm gonna finish this, I'm gonna go
run and then I'll just swish to my second clothes
that are that are clean. So I hate how much
space a shirt with sleeves takes up. Yeah, you're being sarcastic, right, Yeah,

(04:00):
it's funny, he said. The least amount of clothes I
can wash not to dirty anything else up. I know,
you know how I feel about sleeveless shirts to work
out in. You know how I feel. I like sleeveless
shirts all the time. Don't be a hater. I'm sorry.
I can't help that. I can't help myself. I told
you this for years. This goes back to twenty four

(04:23):
Hour Fitness two thousand and six. Like we would meet
at the gym and you would be in a sleeveless shirt,
and I would ask, why, which is you saying? I
don't have big muscles? No, I don't know. You have
great You have great muscles. There's nothing to do with
your muscles. I don't want anybody with any muscle. Fine,
I'm gonna stop hating. There's no point because you have

(04:46):
big muscles and you know it. You're flexing right now.
That is that's a bicep. You you don't, that's a bicep? Amy? Hey?
Hey else? This? Yeah? Out nothing? Actually, eddie, I see

(05:09):
the I see a bump. Yeah something not much sitting
grown air anyway, everybody, hay now me for sleeves. I
don't care. I'm over people yelling about stuff on social media.
I just who cares? I don't even look? Yeah, who cares?
I don't even look anymore. It's exhausting to me. You
don't have to get roasted here by Amy. I know,
I get roasted by my own people. Why do I

(05:30):
need people on social media when I have my friends?
Do it? All right, We're gonna get into the show.
I think that's all I have. I got to go
run and I'm tired of being roasted. Do you know
the best day of the year to be born? Do
you see that story? M I didn't, but let me guess,
did you ever? What are they basing it off of? Yeah?
Read outliers. No, but my husband did, and I've so

(05:54):
I've seen bits and pieces and I want to I
need to. But one of the chest there is a
time of year. Well, one of the chapters is about
kids in sports, and it's you know, if you're born
at this month, you get all this extra time in
this age group before you have to go to the
next age. So they're like, yeah, that's why you see
a lot of professional athletes that were born in this month,

(06:14):
just because they happen to be born right here at
this part of the year. According to Ocean Finance, there
is one day of the year which they believe is
the best to be born on and it may impact
your success. The researchers surveyed six hundred and fifty of
the most successful people and then they found out that
the month that most people were born in is September.
Any September is here, No, no, not her. And what

(06:37):
it is is because you start school and you're the oldest,
so you've even though you're five, basically you're still the
oldest five. So you're a little smarter just based on
you've been around long enough and just thinking at five,
you're a three or four months older. That's a lot
of development in there. And then you're treated because of
that early development like you're smarter. You're put into smarter

(06:58):
classes like oh, he's gifted, when really the youngest five
year old maybe is gifted too, but they just haven't
learned enough yet. I making sense here, Yeah. Ye. Research
found that September sixth happens to be the most common birthday.
Those born in February and November are considered to succeed
the least any February November birthdays. No, that's right. They

(07:22):
couldn't make it on the winners. Yeah, but yeah, if
you go into let's say baseball, Amy at six years
old and you were born in September, you have developed three,
four or five months physically more than the kids in
the same age group. So they're four at age six.
You're better already because you're stronger. So then you make

(07:46):
all stars earlier, which is extra practice, which is an
elevated practice, playing with more skilled people. And so you
were born earlier, and now you get all this extra
work two which makes you better than This happens over
and over through life. Some people will have their babies
purposefully around September. Did you know that? Yeah, or they

(08:06):
hold their kids back. Yeah, that can happen too. Okay, cool,
that's it. We're done. It makes sense to me. Yeah,
that book's great. That whole book isn't about that. That's
just one chapter. Another chapter is like why they make
all pilots learn English because in some Asian cultures, you always,

(08:29):
whenever you're superior says hey do this, you go yes, sir, yes, ma'am.
But when you're flying a plane and you're the only
one they can see what's happening, you can't just go okay,
mission Control or okay, tower, I'm gonna listen to you.
Sometimes you have to go no, and so they have
to teach not only English, but like the culture of

(08:49):
the language and why we'll actually fight back pretty wild.
It's a good book. I mean, well, because some cultures
don't challenge That's what I'm saying. In Asian culture, if
you're an elder, you know more so I just go
not challenging. You're gonna listen. But if you're in an airplane,
you're the only one they can see what's going on,
and you're like, hey, I like to challenge this, they don't.
They don't do that, so and they've been crashes because

(09:11):
of that. They got pretty much sum right, But there's
a whole bunch to Every chapter is about something. But
it's a good it's a good one. All right. That's it.
Thank you, guys. Enjoyed today's show. Goodbye transmitting. Hey guys,

(09:35):
welcome to Wednesday's show. More in studio morning. I had
my first experience in a restaurant yesterday. Since quarantine and
house lock up and then Slily lock up, I've been
normalizing myself and Caitlin and I went to a restaurant.
We're going to the driving range, to some golf walls.
There's a little part three course there and she's been
getting into golf, so we go play and on the

(09:56):
way back she was like, I really like stopped this restaurant.
We thought about picking up food, but we had nothing
to do, so like, let's just go in. I was
called a US border of Cantina. Looked authentic Mexican and
it was. It was great. The food was great. But
went in thought it maybe a little more nervous than
I was, but it was actually pretty good. The staff
had masks on, which was a little confusing because you

(10:18):
forget which one was your waiter because all the dudes
looked the same with a mask on, so you're just like, hey,
are you my waiter? Or was because everybody's wearing big
black masks. But it was great. The only thing that
was weird was the menu. Not a big fan of
a menu anyway, but I used to a paper talent
on the like or a napkin on the menu. But
it was good. I feel like I can do restaurants

(10:41):
if it's socially distanced like this place. No, there weren't
two tables that were open next to each other. They
had little like flags over them. So it was good.
Have you been to a restaurant yet, Amy, I haven't. No,
would you go to a restaurant? I think so we
just haven't taken the time to do that. Yeah, but
I'm sure we'll do it soon, especially hearing that you

(11:03):
had a great experience. That helps. Our waiter was like
a bald dude with a black mask on, probably about
five ten, and there was another bald dude with a
mask on probably about five nine or five ten, and
I was like, hey, man, remember when I said this,
and he had no idea and he was like, no, no,
if you also can't really hear them, so it's a

(11:24):
little bit of a communication issue. But other than that,
I was good, ed, have you been to restaurant yet? No?
You know what, I've had a friend of mine who's
been trying to get me to go. He wants to
get Mexican food too, like every once a week, and
I'm like, oh, I'm just not there yet. Maybe I
don't know, maybe another month. I was proud of myself
because I overate, but I did no over over eat
because I know when I sit down and there's a

(11:47):
big basket of chips, I'm going hard, so I don't
need to order. It's hard, but if there's a basket
of chips, I'm gonna eat all the chips and then
I'll order a caeso, which I haven't had in a
long time. But I had keso, I had uh wacamole
I had I saw. I had the pollomino meal, which

(12:07):
was Eddie. Do you know that? No more native um
It's It was a chicken burrito with queso on top
of it, with black beans and rice. Okay, anything sounds
like a burrito with Yeah. I don't know what I
called the problem. It's probably just the names. It's easier
to order lunchbox. You've been to a restaurantt No, I

(12:30):
haven't been in a business since March. I have not
been in a store anything since March. So I have
not got any food nothing. I guess. The only place
I've been into was Dix when I was trying to
go get a baseball bat. We had to go real quick,
we're going to hit ball. But oh, that's my big
experience yesterday, Amy, anything, did you do anything yesterday? I
don't really feel like I had any big experiences. No,

(12:51):
you did nothing. Well, I'm trying to think of what
I did yesterday. I'm just curious about your day. I
think everybody listener and as curious about your day, like
what you do? All right, there, we have a folks,
what it doesn't have to be crazy. I'm just gonna
asking about your day. That's all I know. And now
I'm trying to think of my day. But I don't know.

(13:13):
I mean, it's just with the kids, like walk to
the dog with Stevenson. Nice. Now we're getting somewhere. Yeah,
are you moving? Are you packing for your move? Start
clearing out things that we're trying to get rid of
it we don't want to take with us to the
new house. Yeah, we have like piles going in the house,
keep not keep. So I just don't feel like my

(13:34):
days are exciting. But okay, Eddie, and exciting happen on
your day. Oh, I taught the kids butt ball. I
think every everywhere else in America they called it wallball
and if it hits off your hand at them, Oh wait,
hold on, we called it wallball, Edie. Would you call
it butt ball? Amy? Would you call it butt's up?

(13:57):
That sounds like a weird different game. You guys play it, okay,
but yeah, Eddie, before you bounce it, but if you
don't catch it and it hits off your hand. Everybody
gets to throw the ball at you. Yeah, you have
to run and touch the wall before the ball gets there. Yeah.
And did they loved it? They had so much fun,
except when they missed the ball and there was there
time to get up against the wall. It was the
hardest thing to not get them to look back and

(14:18):
see when the ball was coming, Like you can't look. Yeah, okay,
that's the wall, you're saying. If you missed it, you
had to go put your hands on the wall and
stand there. Yeah. So if you touch the ball and
drop it, like if you don't get to run to
the ball the wall, run to the wall and touch
the wall before someone can throw the ball to the wall, right,
And if you don't get there in time, you have
to stand up against the wall back, you know, with
your face towards the wall and get tagged. Got it?

(14:40):
We should play that. No, it's not fun, like if
you have people that throw the ball hard, it's not fun.
All right, Time for the countdown that makes everybody smile.
Here we go, it's still good news countdown, counting down
the biggest good news stories across the last Oh yeah,

(15:01):
coming in the chair of Kids Up. Mom in New
York has been redesigning the covers of famous children's books
to make them a coronavirus themed. They're a hit on Instagram.
For example, she reworked green eggs and ham so it's
green eggs and wash your hands. There's a whole bunch
of them and they're getting tons of shares. It's pretty cool.

(15:23):
A missing autistic child in Ashboro, North Carolina, was returned
home safely thanks to a drone operated by the police department.
The drone operator located the child lying in a field.
He was able to direct ground officers to the child's
location and let's return home unharmed. Awesome, And they're crazy.
Drones now can just fly up and find stuff and

(15:43):
also like in like safe people drowning, and they can
fly and try to drop in any sort of flotation
device too. Yeah. New York just announced schools we'll be
able to hold outdoor graduation ceremonies starting June twenty sixth.
Last Wednesday was the first day March twelfth with no
COVID nineteen deaths in New York City. A bunch of

(16:04):
kids were like dang I graduate in May and also,
I feel like we've been graduating for like a month
at this point, but it's pretty cool that now some
of the kids will actually get to experience sort of
their graduation. I was watching this story about a club
in Newton in London where they wanted to open the
club and they're like, can't open a club, and they're like, well, well,

(16:24):
social distance and have people dance like a nightclub. Yeah, okay,
now like you can't have people dance. So they're like fine,
So I got this DJ that was pretty well known
in the UK, and he played and people sat in
chairs six feet apart and just clap their hands. Money
all right, here we go. Communities in Philadelphia couldn't get

(16:45):
groceries because stores were closed due to looting. So the
owner of several shop Rite supermarkets teamed up with a
charity and just said a bunch of free groceries to
folks that needed them. They were like, they wanted, they needed,
Let's find out who they are and let's make sure
they get them. Why And a bunch of people in Logan, Utah,
were protesting outside of courthouse when the local police chiefs

(17:07):
showed up with a whole bunch of pizza and a
whole bunch of cokes and said, why are you guys
are protesting here? Let's make sure you guys are fed.
And there you go. That's the number one story and
the good News countdown, the good News Countdown. I mean,
that's so retro in eighties. I love it, like it's
cheesy on purpose, but I love that. I love this segment.

(17:28):
That's what it's all about. Right there on the phone
right now is Kimberly. Hey, Kimberly, thanks for talking with me.
Hire you. I'm really good. I'm glad you're on because
what we're about to talk about it's a little scandalous. Yeah,
And it's being brought up again because we finally are
able to talk to Kimberly and this is something that

(17:48):
it's a little sensitive for me to talk about too.
So what happened was a few weeks ago Kimberly called
our voicemail line asking if Eddie, my best friend, had
sold a book that I gave him that I wrote.
I made a special note for him inside of it.
Eddie denied that he sold the book. Correct, But Kimberly,
where did you find this book? Um? It was found

(18:11):
that McKay's and Nashville. My friend bought it and then
she posted it, and I just thought, I don't know
if Bobby knows that Eddie sold his book. I have
a picture of it. Here, Eddie, this is a note
I wrote you. It says, Eddie. Yeah, like he says,
right here, Eddie, I wrote it. I was so proud
of this book. It was my second book, and it
went number one of the New York's bestseller list. I

(18:32):
was like, Wow, maybe this will be worth something. Maybe
it does it. But Eddie's my best friend. I want
to write a note for him. I said, Eddie, you
are a good friend to me most of the time.
Hugs and kisses. Bobby Vones I remember it, of course. Well,
somehow somebody sold it to a bookstore and then they
found it. That's crazy, and I think that it's a
little presumptuous to say that I sold it. I did

(18:53):
not sell this book. I don't know how it got
out of my house. I may have lent it to someone.
My wife may have taken it to good Will with
a stack of books. I did not sell this, so
it's crazy. I would really like to know how it
made it to that bookstore. I have no idea, Kimberly,
what what what can you lend us? What knowledge can
you lend us here? I mean, I'm concerned. I'm like,

(19:13):
how much did you get for it? Because I feel
like mckayy's you could have got more for that. Yeah.
Do you know how much your friend paid for it?
I do not. I think dollars. Do you think I
would sell my best friend and you sell it to
a secondhand thrift shop? Yeah? I would never do that, dude.
I would go to the streets and be like, hey,

(19:33):
my good friend Bobby Bones. You can see him on
American idols. Come on two d I didn't get there.
It's a good question. I have no idea to ask
your wife. I did ask her and we found because
I was like, we have this book. So I made
her look through the whole house and we found bare
Bones the first book. That's the first one. My great,
where's the second one? We're looking for the second one.
She's like, I can't find it anywhere? All right, telling
you Kimberly, this we have verified. This is the book

(19:55):
I gave to Eddie. Thank you for sending us the picture.
That's the book. Um, do you have it? Do you
have it in your possession. It's actually my friend's book,
but she does have it. Well did she read it
by any chance? Um? Guess? And I'll have vers of
book too. Oh did you like it? Oh? Yes, I'm
a teacher so like all of that, I share with

(20:16):
for students and it helps still me to talk to them.
Oh okay, yeah, it's called fail until you don't. Um,
you can check it out. I get it on Amazon
or wherever. But I'm going to give you, Kimberly for
being a part of the scandal. A five hundred dollars
visa gift card from giftcards dot Com. Okay, and yeah,
so let me let me read this for a second.
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(20:37):
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in the United States. Kimberly for calling us for being

(20:58):
a listener for se light on this. I'm gonna give
this to you. Okay, wow, thank you, Sar. You're welcome.
And I'm in shock too that are friends such as
Eddie Dude. I would take the first edition of this too.
It's printed. I got you one hard back. All right, Hey, Kimberly,
I'm gonna leave you on hold so and get you
this prize. Thank you for listening to the show. Okay,

(21:20):
thank you? All right, there she is. That sucks. I
didn't sell it. It's just crazy how that made it
to that bookstore. I have no idea. Yeah, yeah, Eddi's
probably got five bucks for it. Yeah, right, Like I
would sell that for five bucks. I would make thousand
dollars on that. You wouldn't How much do you think
I could have gotten that? Honey Day. That's the latest

(21:41):
from Nashville and Tullywood Morgan number two, thirty second Skinny
Thomas Rrett has written a lot of songs during quarantine.
During quarantine, I mean it's been sixty some days. I
would probably say I've written thirty five to forty songs.
I just feel like any kind of change in life
can spark a new idea, and especially the same for
your co writers because they're going through the same stuff too,
So there's definitely no shortage of ideas during this time,

(22:03):
and I do feel very creative. The John Prian Tribute
Show is happening tomorrow. It will feature never before seeing
footage of John, plus performances from Eric Church, Casey Musgrave's,
Vince Gill and more. It premieres at six thirty pm
Central Time on all of his social media channels. Kelsey
Ballerini announced her next single, It's Hole in the Bottle,

(22:26):
leaguing this line, it's all miss Batist in mind. I'm
Morgan number two. That's your skinny Bobby Bolls. It's time
for the good news, Bobby, something good. So this guy,

(22:52):
Armando Garcia has been a waiter at this Mexican cafe
in Vegas for over a decade and he's never a
guy in the tip as big as he did. Just
days ago. He was waiting on two men who he says,
you see him in the restaurant before. When they left,
he realized they had left him a two thousand dollars
tip on a sixty four dollars bill. At first, he
was like, well, this isn't right, but then he saw

(23:13):
the note they left at the bottom of the receipt
and said, stay safe, thank you for your great service.
Hope this helps love the Lopez brothers. I couldn't believe it,
he said. It's a big relief. He's been struggling. He's
so thankful for it. Read that story. He wanted to
share it with you guys, because that if you can
do it is what it's all about. That was tell
me something good, bow down hand. Sorry. Today, this story

(23:38):
comes to us from Virginia. A twenty three year old
man showed up to the hospital missing a hand and
several fingers from his other hand. He said, man, I
was messing with a lawnmower, stuck my hand under there
and chopped it off. Police went to his house and
found out he was trying to learn how to make
homemade bombs and blew himself up. Wow. Scary, Yeah, crazy, Wow,

(24:00):
glad he's a bone head. So does he get in trouble? Yes?
Did he have illegal things or was he using legal
things to blow things out for fun in the backyard. No,
he had a previous conviction for explosives and now he's
facing other charges. Well, you know what, I enjoy this bonehead.
That's a good one. There you go, I'm lunchbox. That's
your bonehead story of the day. Netflix put out a

(24:22):
movie that's getting a zero percent rating on Rotten Tomatoes,
and so I asked everybody to come in with the
worst movie. They thought it wasn't ben pretty good and
ended up being terrible. So we're gonna go around the
room in a second. But according to movie Mike on
our show, there are only forty two movies with a
zero percent rating on Rotten Tomatoes. The movie that Netflix
released is called The Last Days of American Crime. I

(24:44):
looked it up. It's two and a half hours long too,
so it's long and terrible. There's still some time obviously
it just came out, but it's a zero percent. So
we'll go around the room. You talk about an overrated movie,
but it was terrible. What is it, Amy, you're at
first District nine? Oh, the alien movie. I really liked

(25:06):
District nine. Yeah, well you and a lot of other people.
It has ninety percent positive on Rotten Tomatoes. But I
thought it was horrible. Uh yeah, it's a little different,
but I really liked it movie. Why did you see it? Yeah?
I thought it was pretty good. Yeah, me too. Mine's
Gonna Be Uncut. Gems with Adam Sandler. Love Adam Sandler,
Love sports, Love sports, gambling. Thought the movie was pretty rotten.

(25:28):
It's just locked. Mike, what's that review? Yeah, Eddie, whatcher's uh?
Mine's back from the day like two thousand ish or whatever.
It is. Nacho Libre with Jack Black, and remember that
that's pretty funny. I remember everyone quoting it up. They'll
do is like Jack Black doing some Spanish accident and
we're like, let me give it a shot. It's terrible.

(25:51):
I hated it, And now it's on Disney Plus or
something and my kids want to watch. I'm like, go ahead,
I'm not having it. Yeah. Jack Black was a Mexican wrestler,
a luchador, right right, Mike, what's that review? So Eddie's
kind of on track with that, Okay, I didn't think
it was so bad. Lunchbox Multiplicity with Michael Keaton back
in the nineties. He's like, he gets cloned by some

(26:14):
doctor and he just keeps cloning himself and it was
it was awful. Only movie I walked out of the theater.
Oh you left? Huh left? Done? Couldn't do it, Mike,
what's that rate? All right? Kind of in the middle.
I have ever left a movie The Hulk, the original
one with Eric Banna. I left the theater. I fell
asleep during that Superhero movie with Ben Stiller. They had

(26:38):
bowling balls, Mystery Men. Maybe I fell asleep there, but
I guess the only one is The Hulk. Morgan number two.
What's the bad movie in your mind? Mine would be
Paul Blart Mall Cop. Yeah so good? Yeah, you didn't
like Paul Blart. No, it's just what. I never watch

(27:00):
it again. Like it was okay, but I would never
watch it again, Mike, what's that okay? Raymundo Final One
the movie that you saw and you thought it was
gonna be good but it was terrible. Yeah, I saw
it with my buddies in college. Snakes on a Plane
with Samuel L. Jackson. It's just not very believable. Snakes
are never going to attack like that on a plane,

(27:21):
and then it's not one thing was realistic, and I
even though it's a made up movie, I'd like it
to have somewhat of a real feel to it and
it just was completely fake and there's no way it
could ever happen in a million years. What's that one? Right? Okay,
so that's all of ours right, those are all the
movies we watched that. We're like, man, we give that

(27:41):
a zero percent. But what we're gonna do now is
one of us is going to have to watch the
Last Days of American Crime. Oh boy, this movie on
Netflix that's getting a zero percent rating. So we have
all of our names in a hat. Our executive producer,
Scuba Steve has entered the studio. Scooba Seaves now on camera. Hey, Scooba,

(28:02):
So all of us are in the hat, right, yes,
everyone's here. Do you have a fresh shave on your
head today? No, I'm wearing a hat today because I
don't have a fresh shave. Okay, all right, yeah, Scooba,
thank you? Shaves. His head look like in a fresh shave. There.
All right, So we're gonna pull a name out, and
the first name is out. The last one in the
hat has to watch the movie. Oh yeah, so the

(28:27):
first one hold on. Not yet. There are six people
in the hat, me, Amy, Eddie, Lunchbox, Ray and Morrigan.
When you pull them out. They're eliminated. The person who's
the last one in the hat has to watch this
two and a half hour terrible movie on Netflix, Please
don't be me, called the Last Day of American Crime.
All right, here we go, number one, pull them on out.
First one is Ray, Ray is safe? All right? Hey,

(28:51):
scoobat lifted the hat up above your head so you
can't see, because I don't want anyone yelling. All right,
So mix them, I got you. Next one one is
the next person who's safe is yes, yes, yes, yes.
There are four people left, Me, Eddie, Lunchbox, and Morgan.

(29:15):
Number two. Who's up? Now we're down to Morgan. This
has happened to me. It's for sure. We're gonna be me.
Oh no, alright, mix it up, scoob, But we need
to see the mix up here, alright, mixing it up? Okay,
So three names in the hat. Draw my name, Draw

(29:35):
my name, draw my name. The next safe person is one,
yes on Scooba. Okay, Hey Morgan, we're gonna have you
go and draw the last name. Okay, Morgan, Scooba, mix

(29:59):
them up. Okay, Hey Morgan, don't draw quite yet. Lunchbox
and I are both in the hat I always lose
when we do these things. Here we go, shake the hat,
scuba shake, shake a hard shake it all right, Morgan,
you're gonna reach in and don't look at it. But
Morgan reach in and grab one of the names there

(30:23):
she issues in the hat. Now, I want it to
be my name. Lunchbox wants it to be his name,
the person who she says does not have to watch
the zero percent come on Netflix movie The Last Days
of American Crime. If I can get the camera on
Morgan's face, Morgan who is on the paper zero I

(30:56):
come up with a great bit, and of course I
have to stuffer the punishment. Hey, Raymundo, ye, I'll sell
you this bit for fifty bucks. I'll pay you fifty
bucks to watch The Last Days of American Oh I
would do that too. Oh my gosh. Can I sell
it to Ray Mundo for or no? Amy? I mean,

(31:19):
and normally I would say that's not necessarily fair. But
if we want to start playing by different rules, then yeah,
added to the list of how we do things on
the show, because now you're setting a precedent for how
we handle things we don't want to do in the future.
But you just pay someone to do it up to you. Yeah,
I'm just staying selling all our stuff now, like, all right,

(31:43):
i'll watch it with six people. I lose. I've come
up with a bit, then I lose. I should have immunity.
All right, I'll watch it by twenty twenty one. I'll
have a review there, all right. No, Amy's wearing a
Guns and Roses T shirt today. It's a pretty cool shirt.

(32:03):
But I'm gonna play some Guns and Roads of songs. Now. See,
I'm gonna you can name okay, can't wait? Okay, and
we're gonna do their biggest So we're gonna start with
their most streamed song. Because the rule is if someone says,
oh that's cool shirt, you like that band, you have
to at least know three of their songs. So before
we play the game, Amy, how many Guns and Roads
of songs can you name? Go ahead? I can't really

(32:26):
think of one right now. I mean I know that
I know them that I would have to hear them
or get prompted and then I could tell you. Yeah,
so you know, no Guns and Roses songs not off
the top of my head. No, are you admitting your oppositor? Yes? Okay,
good all right, here we go. Number one? Can you
name this Guns and Roads of song? One? Say I

(32:58):
love this one? Do you know this one? Yeah? And
a dude away from me and tame right loving? Don't

(33:28):
do you have any answer to the words? Well? Am
I just getting the instrumental? There you go? Okay, times up,
that's exactly what I was seeing. Yeah, exactly, go ahead.
Three one sweet chat, Yes, that's it. Yeah, yes, A

(33:57):
zero over one. Here's gone Rose a second most stream song. Okay,

(34:17):
have you ever heard this one? Don't know? Here we
go in bapp pump pump, Come on Amy, Oh, welcome

(34:39):
to the jungle. You can have that one. All right.
So if you know this one, oh yeah, Paradise City,
what take me back? Take me back to Paradise City.
Take the grasses green and the girls off pretty. I

(35:00):
said you will take that. You need to get one
of the next two in order to win the game.
All right, here we go. Name this Guns and Roses song.
I'll give you a hint. It's like forty hours long.

(35:26):
M M. Is this in from Armageddon? I don't think so.
I think you're thinking of Aerosmith. Don't want to miss
a thing. No, it could be but I don't know

(35:46):
what from Armageddon? Okay, hold on? Song to be five seconds?
Oh the song? I have it, I haven't answered. All right,

(36:21):
let's pull it down, Amy, what's up? Fit away in
the cold November rain? Wow? Crazy? I thought she was
singing a whole different song. I think she was. I
think she was singing Kua or some crowd. Don't doubt me. Okay,

(36:44):
you needed nine minutes to go. Oh hey, no, it's
a long song. Okay, well no, you went to wear
this shirt. I'll give you a hint. This is a cover.

(37:09):
There you go, hold on. If you get this one,
I'll be very impressed. Okay, I know it. Yeah, I
play the drums. For those wondering what Amy does during this,
she plays drums and goes oho, whoa, whoa. A few

(37:33):
more ohs, you'll get it. There you go, Mamma, I
want to get it. Give me a few more hints.
It's right to the first name of the song. Right there.

(37:55):
It feels like locking on. Haven't knock it down? Having
this more? Wow, Wow, that's it. I'm impressed. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
nice job, Amy. Ah, you did get him hot up

(38:18):
in here. I have an artist's shirt on too. I
just feelified. Are you gonna do that? Well? So I'm
warning in song, I'm warning a Kip more shirt. They
hit me with some of the Kip stuff. I can
probably na. That's a kid baby something bad truck? Okay, good? Hey,
pretty girl? You know I just wrote this song well

(38:48):
of living like a Mustang. Don't know, I'm not me
a better repetition? What's this one? They stopped these and
I feel like that's the time on your wild one? No, no, no,
so under God made you something about you and then

(39:12):
God made you. God make girls. No, God make girls.
Yea God made girls. God made girls. That's it. That's
what's it called? My more girls like you? More girls
like you? We're thinking of rails. God made girls. Are
hit me with another one. I'm two for three? Is
that new one? Number one? We gotta be honest. I

(39:38):
think Amy's better guns and roses than I am. Kid
more right now because I don't have this one, do you, Eddie?
I have a guess, but no, I don't know. Go
ahead the bull, No, the bulls a little more aggressive.
Number one baby loves just on Amy one just gets

(39:59):
storm round black jack and go no, what's this My
blast shot, last shot. I don't think got new last shot.
I give you one more number one. We know this one?
Do you know this one? Amy? Thank you? Hold on.

(40:22):
It takes me longer than you n go down and
you'll stick give in this town, nowhere to go. Eddie
knows one. So you guys know this one. This is
when we played a bunch. Yes, I know it. Oh

(40:43):
oh nine to five. No, that's Dolly, that's Dolly part
in my pocket ship work. Oh, come on it, come on,
come on? What yeah that paper money? Yeah, that's all right,
all right, well your hardcore guns and roses. I guess
I'm just a pretty big kit More fan. I thought

(41:03):
I was bigger. All right, let's hear from Sandra. I'm
calling to wish my boyfriend a happy twenty ninth birthday.
His name is Josh. He listens to your show all
of Good Times, and I just thought it would be
cool if you guys could give him a shout out

(41:23):
for birthdays. June eleventh. He's turning twenty nine and he's
the most amazing guy in the world. Happy birthday, Dade.
All right, tomorrow's birthday, So Josh, Happy birthday. And it
sounds like she's annoyed. He listened so much, so, Josh,
thank you for listening. I appreciate you. You're Amy's pile
of stories. So this first story is kind of like

(41:45):
it tell me something good gone wrong, because if you remember,
on Instagram a couple of months ago, Rhese Witherspoon was
trying to do something really nice for teachers and her company,
Draper James did this dress giveaway? Well, now three teachers
are suing her for not giving away enough dresses. Wait

(42:05):
did they Okay, I'm confused, so a bunch of teachers
did they pay money to get in a raffle? Nope,
it was a giveaway on Instagram, and according to the suit,
the offer required participants to provide their personal information to
the clothing company, including contact info, sensitive education, employment ID info,

(42:26):
and that the winners would be contacted in three days.
But these teachers are mad because it didn't say that
there was only going to be two hundred and fifty
dresses given out when millions applied to win. They feel
like they should have known before giving their sensitive information
that the chances were so slim. Well, they didn't know anything.
They just put their information out there. First of all,

(42:46):
they needed to verify they were teachers. That's why they
say put down your teaching credential or anybody what. That
is actually a nice move toward the teachers so other
people don't jump in and try to win free dresses. Secondly,
they never said how many they were giving away. Thirdly,
why am I getting irritated about this? Because I don't
give a crap about rees Wethers Bony's dress company, but
this is people being way too sensitive. Even if she'd

(43:06):
get away five dresses, she never said what she was
giving away, and she was doing it out of the
goodness of her heart exactly. It's just an example of oh, yeah,
thanks for being charitable, but we wanted you to be
way more charitable. Two hundred and fifty those seems like
a good amount, like it actually seems like a lot.
They also started calling out things like when celebrities were

(43:27):
giving away millions during coronavirus for Draper James to do
a mirror. But you can't judge people about what they
do with their own money, and you also don't know
what they're doing that's happening quietly and without anything public preach.
That story's ridiculous, Okay, i'm irritating. Give me something good.

(43:48):
Let me give you a feel good one. So, the
world's tallest living dog, according to the Guinness World Record,
just set another record. He's also the world's oldest Great
Dane now that he's turned eight years old. He stands
at seven feet tall when he's on his back legs
and weighs two hundred and ten pounds, and his name
is enormous Freddie. Well, he's also a massive when he's

(44:10):
on all four too. Wow, I'm looking at a picture
of him now. I'm surprised that the biggest dog is
also the oldest because usually when you are really big
or really small, that means great. Something's not working right. Well,
not even great Danes, I'm saying, I'm surprised the biggest
Great Dane is still the oldest Great Dane because when
you're so big, usually something's not working right in your

(44:31):
body or it's producing extra something, and longevity isn't usually there.
So I mean, listen, my dog. I just weighed him yesterday.
He's a bulldog. He weighs three hundred pounds pretty much. Yeah,
he's like a little sumo wrestler. Now he's about sixty
five pounds. But just yesterday I was holding him on
my palm and now he's just like a great defensive lineman.

(44:53):
He's like a heavy sixty five Yeah, English bulldog, he's heavy.
What else you got? Well, just quickly, one more thing
about Freddie's appetite. He eats so much that his owner
spends six hundred and thirty dollars a month on food. Wow,
that's a lot. That's more than I eat. I think, Yeah,
I don't spend that money at the grocery store. Not
six hundred thirty bucks? Right? What else get? So? One

(45:14):
in five people say that they're driving skills got rusty
during quarantine. The most common mistakes that people have been
making now that they're driving again are stalling, struggling to
parallel park, forgetting to signal, scraping their wheels against the curb.
This is all. This is like a normal that's a
Tuesday for Amy, heay for me. And then this last

(45:36):
one I do not understand. But people are literally having
to think about what each pedal does. Okay, they weren't
good drivers before quarantine and they're now just using this
as an excuse. I'm just gonna put that out there
right Okay, you take two or three months off from
driving and suddenly you don't know the break or the accelerator.
I'm still so irritated about this Reach Witherspon story, Like

(45:58):
you can't have somebody to do something generous and then
be mad and they weren't generous enough. It's a weird story.
All right, I'm done, but it's a true story. I'm Amy.
That's my pile. That was Amy's pile of stories. It's
time for the good news with Amy. Oklahoma stepped up

(46:20):
big time to help an Oklahoma City nonprofit that was
set on fire during protests. It's Dress for Success Oklahoma City,
and what they do is help at risk women, help
them learn how to get jobs and go through an
interview and give them nice clothes to We're at the
interview and everything was burned to the ground, like all
their computers, all their clothes have been donated on all

(46:41):
of that. So there was a go fund me that
was set up and the goal was seventy five thousand
dollars and they've already reached their goal and benesome. So
I just thought it was super cool that people are
rallying behind them because they're really making a difference for
women that need it. Yeah, that's awesome. Shout out Oklahoma
City too. There you go. That's what it's all about.
That was tell me something good. Over to Amy with

(47:05):
the Morning Corny. The Morning Corny. What did the proton
say to the electron? What the proton say to the electron?
Stop being so negative? That was the Morning Corny. Got

(47:27):
a phone call here from Rob. Here you go, Morning Studio.
Just wanted to give Ray a shout out. I followed
his stock tips from a few weeks ago and bought
Royal Caribbean stock and I've made over three kinds of
my money in just the three months. And said, yeah,
go Ray, thank you amazing. Whenever Corona hit and all

(47:49):
the cruises shut down, Ray read something on the internet.
It was like, I'm investing in Royal Caribbean. So I
guess he did too. Did you put money in that, Ray? Yeah,
but I think I said it on the Poet Show
pre show one time. But did you take it out already? No?
Still chilling. That's the reason when I do stock, it's
in there for years. All right, Well you made Rob happy.
Here's one more. This is from Kirsten who listens to

(48:12):
the show every day. My lady is coming up and
said Kimber and we are looking to have my dash
shorette party in Nashville. So I kind of wanted to
hear from the game is doing her open back up
if it's a good idea to come to Nashville, And
if so, what are all the show's favorite things to
do in Nashville that we should check out? Thanks? Well,
I don't know what's going to be going I know

(48:34):
that who knows. I wish I had better things to
tell you. Nashville is still cool. You know, we all
live here now, we're none of us are actually from
from Nashville where I'm from Arkansas. I lived in Austin.
We've got a lot of Texas folks here. Ray is
from Michigan. Amy, what would you tell her? Oh, gosh,
I was gonna say the same thing you were. It's
so hard. I mean, I know that Morgan number two

(48:56):
compiled all of our stuff and has a thing on
the website, so we could send to Bobby Bones dot
com for that, and it's all of our favorite places
to eat and things to do. But yeahs, there's just
no way to guarantee what's going to be open at
what capacity. If you call us in about a month,
we'll give you a better direction. Right. Yeah, One final
thing before we hop out. Morgan number two loves talk

(49:17):
about food. Let's do a food World. Here we go,
It's time for food World. Numb Numb, numb with Morgan
number two, Crispy Cream dropped three new dessert donuts. They
come in Coconut cake, banana pudding, and Mississippi Mudpie. That
banana pudding donuts sounds great? Which one sounds the best

(49:37):
of you, Amy? Of those three? Banana pudding, Yeah, Mississippi
Mudpie sounds very chocolate. Is that what mudpie is? Just
super chocolate? I mean that's what that flavor is, right,
Because I see Mudpie a lot. It's just Morgan, do
you know? Yep. It's a donut with chocolate pie cream
in the middle, dipped in chocolate icing and topped with

(50:00):
cookie and Graham cracker crumbles and marshmallow drizzles. And the
banana pudding one is filled with banana pudding, which I love.
Do you have any caloric intake? I don't. They just
drop so I don't think they're dishing that out. People
don't go, Yeah, we get really up, and she's like, well,
two of these donuts would equal one tractor tire if

(50:22):
you eat that. We're like, oh, I guess I won't
do it. Hey, what are you gonna do for school
clothes next year? Because are you even going we're gonna
stay at the same school. What do you mean for
the kids even though you're moving. No, I mean, I
guess a school going to be in a building. I
have no idea. I guess we'll wait till the fall
to find out. But yeah, the kids they were they

(50:42):
have like a uniform. Even their shoes. No, you're right,
shoes they can wear whatever. I think there's guidelines, but
they're free to wear because I love shoes. You know.
That's my thing is shoes. Yeah, and we just got
stevens in some of the coolest shoes he's ever had,
And it was all my husband's doing. He saw these.
I guess they're like the original Nike year Jordan's, but

(51:05):
for kids so small, probably Jordan once. Yeah, they're just
white and they've got Jordan jump. Well, I guess all
the Jordans do. Probably if I'm dy, just a white okay,
And I even we don't really buy Steven he doesn't
know things like that again because he didn't grow up
here in America and he's only nine and he's only

(51:25):
been here two years, Like things like that are lost
on him when here's other kids might be like, oh,
I got a pair of Jordans. I can't believe it,
But evidently that was my husband. When he was a kid,
he wanted Jordan's so bad and his parents didn't get
them for him because they were too expensive. So when
he saw this pair, he's just right away. He's like,
I'm buying these for Stevenson. He has to have them.
And I thought, okay, well this is interesting. So we

(51:47):
get him home, and I don't know it did do
something with Stevenson, even though he has no idea who
Michael Jordan is. He was listening to how passionate Ben
was about these shoes and how they were going to
make him jump higher and move fast. And sure enough,
Stevenson thinks he can jump higher and move faster, and
he's jumping all over the house and he doesn't want
to take the shoes off and he wears them all

(52:07):
the time. I remember my first pair of Jordans. I
was so when I was twelve, I mode yards all
summer to buy a pair of Jordans for school. But
they were I got him in a yard sale. They
weren't even new, and I was so excited because again
it grew up super poor and I saved up and
I think I bought him for like twenty eight dollars
and I wore them, and my first day of school,

(52:30):
the kid whose yard sale it was saw me wearing them.
I made fun of me and told everybody that I
bought him from his yard sale. Never warre him again,
but Tara. So I told myself, when I make it
in my mind making it, I'm gonna buy a pair
of new Jordans. And so I was probably twenty two,
twenty two, twenty three, my first time I got a
morning show in Austin, I bought a pair of all

(52:51):
white Jordans. I still have the box. The shoes dyed.
He died a long time ago. I wore him out
and then I got by Lawn Moore or later, but
I still got the box. But that was and I
think that's why I love shoes now so much, because
I couldn't afford shoes as a kid. There were two
things we would do. One I saved up and got
those at a yard sale. But then my mom would
always use a jac Penning credit card and we would

(53:11):
buy school shoes, and then we take the rest of
the year to pay off my school shoes and my
sister's school shoes. And so that was always a big
deal to get a pair of school shoes because we
had it took us all year to pay them off too.
So and that's why now I've become of my house.
I mean, I have a ton of an s ton
of shoes. You can decide what S stands for. I
haven't an s ton of shoes. That's really cool that

(53:32):
Steven's a probably like some because your husband is so
big on them right now because he thinks, yeah, he
doesn't know anything, but now he's very curious about Michael
Jordan and my husband's pulling stuff up on YouTube and
what if that makes them finally like sports and that's
your husband's goal. Oh no, And in the new house,
we're going to actually have a driveway. At our current
house we don't, and this is a driveway where we
can put up a basketball goal. Yea, And yeah, I

(53:55):
think it's getting impumped about that because we definitely need
to start dipping our in the sports waters for your
husband's say, I mean, if I just think he's not
exposed to it enough, like he's done soccer. But then
it was so sporadic, and then they didn't really know
where to put them because again they just came to
America with no idea of what they want to do

(54:18):
or what is what other kids do. So we've cut. Yeah,
we need we need some activities. Well that's cool. It's
a good story though. All right, My girlfriend Caitlin is
on the phone right now. Hey, Kaitlin, Hey, we were
just talking about condiments and I wanted to get you
on the phone and talk about this because I said
that you didn't eat condiments at all? Is that true?

(54:39):
RIGHTBEC thought, that's the only one. Have you ever tried catchup? Never? Never?
Never in all of your years ever? I mean maybe
if I was a baby, but my my family doesn't
eat catch up, so I don't think I would have
Oh wow, And nothing about catchup makes you want to
taste it. When people go, oh, it's so good with

(55:00):
a French fry grosses me out. It's my favorite moundment,
that's my favorite condiment. Kaitlin really Okay, Well, I will
eat barbecue sauce with French sise. Yeah, that's different. Different.
So mustard, I love mustard, I do mustard. You never
taste a mustard never? What about the smell of ketchup
and mustard? Sick? But what if you liked it? Okay,

(55:25):
you might, but if I don't? But how many things
do you like that you hate the smell of? But
if ketchup doesn't smell that? What's me? What smells about
about ketchup? Everything? The smell of it me grosses me out.
When people eat it, it grosses me out, especially as
people put it on eggs. It grosses me out. Yum.

(55:46):
I don't know, I catch up on eggs. But mayonnaise, sick, ranch, growth.
I need to find new words other than sick and growth.
But so, what do you use a salad dressing? M hm?
Live and jue in olive oil? Okay, blue cheese? Oh
so you so no salad dressing? Dude? What about I

(56:06):
know this isn't a condiment. We've decided it's a dip.
But what about hummus hum? Yes, okay, I don't think
that's a condiment though, I'm just seeing how far we
can go ahead. I mean, I'm very curious by the straws.
It's not a common right now, I'm beyond I'm just
curious about her eating tastes in general, because I don't
think I've ever met anybody that doesn't like any condiments

(56:27):
or any salad dressings or any which. There's something wrong
with this, Caitlin, No, No, there is something definitely wrong. Yeah,
so rude, Um, I don't like onions, and so what
she does and she cooks up onions really slow in
the food, and she'll be and I'll eat it. She's
like the onions in that. So what I'm going to
do is get her with a little hid and catch
up mustard surprise. Wait, hey, if you cook something, I

(56:48):
will eat catch up and mustard. Oh say, I don't know, challenge.
I feel like this is more of a roast, a
little bit of a rose because but you cook. So
she cooked so wonderfully. Why would I jump in into
her world? It'd be like me going, well, if you
go do a radio show, then you know I'll listen
to it. But you don't. I don't ask you to

(57:09):
do that because that's what I do. She cooked, Well,
you did promise me that you would make me my
favorite meal if I graduated grad school and I did
a month ago. Yeah, but then I kind of overperformed
with after that, I did other things. No, No, you
can't do that. You can't promise one thing and then
you give me something else and be like, no, I
don't have to do the first thing anymore. That's true.

(57:30):
I never thought about that, but I don't remember saying this,
but I probably did. Is it spaghetti? Are you kidding? Spaghettios? Wait?
What's your favorite meal? Homemade macaroni and cheese. Okay, I
can do that, you can do easy. I don't have
to make the noodles. Oh my gosh, Caitlin, do you
know what I used to put in macaroni and cheese
when I was a kid? Oh? No, you say, catchup, Amy,

(57:52):
catch up. It's so good. It's so good. You know.
Caitlin's new favorite thing around the house. She loves the griddle.
She ordered a riddle and it's like, what can she
cook on the griddle? All comers are walking, Yeah, it's
really lame. And then she's like, I'm so lame. I'm
obsessed with a griddle. She goes all my friends, They
are going to the beach. They're hanging out, and I'm like,
what do I call on the griddle today? But you

(58:15):
can cook so like it's a huge griddles. I can
cook a separate meal for both of us at the
same time on the griddle adle. I only need to
get a girdle. I just got a panini maker. Very awesome.
It's a pancake game changer. Okay, I need to get
the griddle because with the kids, I mean with Stevenson,

(58:37):
he loves pancakes and I have to do a pancake
at a time. Oh yeah, you can take art for
a test drive. I'll bring it over. Aren't you guys
hanging out at some point? Oh yeah, I think Saturday
our day. Yeah. Well, here's the thing. When Caitlyn cook,
she uses this weird she cooks in weird shapes. Everything
that she cooks me. She cooks in the shape of
there being one bite missing. So I get it and

(58:57):
there's always a big bite missing it. I guess it's
just our style. Yeah, it's totally weird. She's like, I
made you something and it'll get to me and there's
a humongous bite missing. It's just her style, you know.
It's her art. You are my prize, and I just
want to test it for you. Yeah, she's Oh, you're
testing it, so it's not poisoned or anything exactly. All right,
all right, thank you for sharing. And if I cook
something you will eat it. If it has ketchup on

(59:19):
mustard on it, you've set you no, No, I was
just messing with you. All right. Well, can we do
a bet or something and if you lose, you eat
ketchup or mustard? No, I don't think so. What about
peanut butter because I don't eat peanut butter. I don't
like peanut butter either. Do you like almond butter? Yeah?
I love almond Butter'll do a butter both up as well. Okay.

(59:39):
Do you go to Chick fil a everil sauce? No
barbecue sauce A chick flates? Really? Chick fil a sauce
is Eddy from Hound, one of the best next to
ketch up. What's it made of it? It's a secret
family Chick fil A recipe. I don't know. I just
eat it. You don't ask questions. I don't know what

(01:00:00):
I'm gonna look it up? Okay, all right, thank you? Kay,
let's talk to you soon. All right, bye bye bye,
talk to you soon, Like I'm gonna star in a punt,
I'll see you. All right, it's time for the good news.
There were some teenagers in Alaska. They were out for
a hike when they saw a plane takeoff and immediately

(01:00:23):
about one hundred yards later crash into some waters. And
the teens ages thirteen to nineteen, We're like, we gotta
do something. They jumped in the water, swam to the plane,
and they got the people out and they were able
to call for help, and the people on the plane
were flown to, you know, a hospital and anchorage. They
saw the plane go down when and chased where the
plane went down. They were teenagers. They jumped in the water,

(01:00:43):
they pulled them out, saved them, and everybody lived. Yeah,
ages thirteen to nineteen. I mean at thirteen years old.
You're probably like, oh, that's a weird impression of a
thirteen year old, but I'll take it. I'm in all right.
That's a crazy story. That's awesome. That's what it's all about.
That was tell me something good. All right, Let's open

(01:01:04):
up the old mail. Bad Bobby's Mailbad. Hey, Bobby Bones,
my name is Danielle, My niece is thirteen years old
and she has a flip phone. She's had of her
about two years. She told me that she wants an
iPhone for her birthday, but her parents think it's unnecessary.
It's not even that I'm trying to be the cool
aunt here, it's just by getting her the iPhone. But no,

(01:01:25):
I think phones nowadays are pretty necessary to communicate. Texting
and calling friends are super important when it comes to
teens lives. Flip phones aren't exactly the most useful or
fun to use. Again, she's thirteen. Should I get her
one for her birthday? Would love to hear your opinion
from Danielle. Hey, Danielle, the answer is no, no, no,

(01:01:46):
that's wrong with you. But yeah, right to say no, no,
and yeah, you are trying to be cool aunt. Yeah,
which is fine. You're not her mom, but you cannot
go no, no, no, you can't undercut her mom, her dad,
her grandma remember raising her. M hmm. This is the quickest,
easiest one ever. I thought it was gonna be something
like I knew I read it right before we came on.

(01:02:08):
But I thought it was gonna be like, hey, it's
the look expensive do you think it's too much for
a thirteen year old? Right? But if the parent does
a parent say no, you're just your second string when
it comes to making decisions. If I was a parent
and I wanted my kid to get an iPhone and you,
as the aunt, wanted to buy it, I'll be like, yeah,
thank you, that's all these here. No, but it's just yeah,
if they don't, if they're not ready for that, they're
not ready for that, and that's just gonna create so

(01:02:30):
much drama. Even if you feel the parents are wrong,
it's not your job. Because Eddie never wants to get
his kids a phone or no, and he's got Eddi's like, no,
they're gonna get stamps, hmil letters. That's how that's how
helicopter parent, Eddie is. When my sister brother did that, crap, oh,
I'd be so mad. Where do you stand right now
with getting your kids' phones? No? No, no, no, Where

(01:02:51):
do you stand based on their age? Like your son
now is, oh, he's twelve, and would you get him
a phone? What kind of phone? iPhone? No? Eighteen eighteen.
That's my point, Eddie, that is a little ridiculous. What
is that the helicopter eighteen. Oh, way man, twelve, that
makes sense. If you don't want it, that's fine. But eighteen, Eddie, no,

(01:03:13):
it's too it's there's too much the internet. He's gonna
have a car, but not an he get a computer? Well,
he has an iPad now, but it's a block block
blah blah black. And I don't mind that he's twelve.
Eight year not gonna get him one till he's eighteen.
Oh gosh, do you imagine the trouble he can get
into with an iPhone? Okay, So, and your other son
is there are six and five foster kids, five babies, No,

(01:03:38):
and and maybe I guess you know once like who
knows what's going to happen in you know, ten years.
How my mind's gonna be thinking he'll be twenty two, Eddie,
twenty two. I'm talking about the younger ones. I may
change my mind with the younger ones. But for my
twelve year old, sorry, Bud, it's no Amy have a
thirteen year old daughter. Yeah, she has a phone, she

(01:03:59):
has a watch, okay, and we're starting discussions about an iPhone,
but it's because we have an extra one. So my
husband has two phones for work and he mainly uses
his work one and not his personal iPhone. So I'm
I'm trying to talk with him about, Hey, maybe we

(01:04:20):
let her have it for a lot of the time.
We see how she uses it. We we're paying for
the line anyways, so maybe it's part yours, part hers,
and we transition it that way. So that's our conversation.
How do you feel about Eddie saying his son's not
getting one until he's retired eighteen? I feel like it's

(01:04:41):
I don't it's not my place to judge Eddie's parenting that.
I feel like it's a little late. I think that
you know, you're going to cause him to, you know, know,
to hide a phone phone or it's suggling a phone
into my house and kidding me, Hey, would you get
have a watch phone? Yeah, flip own watch phone all
that love it. No, you would get him one like

(01:05:02):
Amy's ter hand right now, right now? Really Yeah, I
don't mind him talking to friends. I just don't want
the whole smartphone experience in his palm, on the palm
of his hand and the watch phone of his hand. Okay, slogan,
guy in the palms, melts on your mouth on your hand.
Good you know, I'm loving it. What is palm in
your hand? You know? At some point I had to
be somebody's okay, listen, but Danielle, we all say no, no, away, Danielle.

(01:05:27):
Do not get her a phone, d and thank you.
Close the mail back up. And that was bobbies mailbag.
You can always sit his emails though, and tell us
your questions Morgan number two. Where do they send the emails?
Mailbag at Bobby bones dot com. In just a few weeks,
the guys are going to Las Vegas for Raised Back
soilor party. Now, Eddie and I weren't invite it because

(01:05:48):
weren't raised wedding party, but we decided weren't gonna go
too many people, too much corona happening, so we were
just gonna just kind of lay back. RAYMONDA, how is
it going just a few weeks out. It's pretty tough going.
Half the group wants to do a penthouse, get a
bowling alley, pool table in the room, and spend crazy money.
Some of the other guys want to do a room
at the Flamingo for fifty bucks. I mean, couldn't be

(01:06:08):
more polar opposite. How many guys are going as it
right now. Nine. We're still trying to get our buddy
Danny in Fort Lauderdale, but he's not responding to text
shot out, So what side do you fall on? Billy said,
He's gonna pay for a little bit more for me
because it is my bachelor party. So I'm down for
the penthouse if some of the big whales, I guess

(01:06:30):
are gonna throw it fourk and downards do it? Babe?
Did you look how much a penthouse costs? All different prices,
but if you want a bowling alley in your room,
that's gonna be like eight thousand dollars a night. Apparently
with the bowling alley that that really doesn't exist unless
you gamble hundreds of thousands of dollars. Not true, that's
what Billy said. Not true. We stayed in one before
with a bowling alley. Yeah it wasn't. I didn't pay

(01:06:52):
for it, but I've stayed in one before with a
bowling alley, yeah, bowler. Did none of you guys go, no, no,
we are What were you doing? I don't, I mean,
I don't think you would care. Uh Andy Roddick went
we went to Vegas and he got a room and
there were all, there was a fowling alley in the room.
Home on here you go, so so ray, I've stayed

(01:07:15):
in one Wow, I didn't pay for it. But when
you go all in a a Vegas trip, you may
want to consider They say the fifteen thousand dollars one
night King Penn's Sweet at the Palms Las Vegas. That's
the one goodness so cool right in the middle of it. So,
but you're not. You'd be ridiculous to pay that money.
We don't have professional athlete money right My buddy's own businesses,

(01:07:36):
so for them it wouldn't be that big of a deal.
But they're looking into a pool table, So I mean
that kind of is what we're working towards. Room with
the bowling alley term, we're looking for a pool table
in the lobby. We're looking for somewhere to play paper football.
If he can find this, like a land area big
enough to I am me at like a room the matter,

(01:08:02):
what's what kind of hotel you stay in. We're shooting
for MGM Grand. It's centrally located. See if you look
at MGM Grand and see if they have a room
at a pull table. Wait, can we pitch in on
Ray's hotel of course. Okay, yeah, how do we get
in on this? I'll give you the vemo hold on
because if we've been low you, we don't know how
you're gonna spend all right, send it to me. I'll

(01:08:22):
be in charge of the money. Okay. Who wants the
five hundred dollars or the cheap hotel? Jonathan Roberts Brooks
he wants the fifty dollars Flamingo and Eric Dodd wants
about a seventy five dollars ex Caliber room. Where does
Lunchbox fall into this, because the last time lunch booked
all rooms, he put us all in the I put
us all seven in one room at the Excalibur and

(01:08:43):
the AC went out. It was bad. I've told Ray
it's your bachelor party. Whatever you want to do, I
will do like I'll suck it up. Are you're just
gonna go with the floor, I just go. I am
a go with the flow type of person. But this,
I mean the text thread is a disaster with all
the threads bed the penthouse doesn't have enough beds, so
some of these guys are gonna sleeping on couches. Now
you get Caughts. We got cots in that room. Yes,
that's what I'm saying. There were uh probably it was

(01:09:06):
two bedrooms in the Bowling Alley room and said there
were two beds in EACHA was four, but they were
like eight vis and we rest of us got cots.
I was a cot person. Okay, well then that's good
information right there. That might be what we're doing. Um,
we can't really find is there anything with a pull table?
Mike at the MGM gram there's no pool table, So
if you can find another. We do have Lunchbox calling
trying to as Mike looks for this. Lunchbox tried to

(01:09:27):
get free hotel rooms by saying he's a social media influencer.
Anything you want to say, Lunchbox. Yes, I did yelling
and that didn't work. So then Bobby was like, hey,
be smart about it, telling about your social media and
I was like, oh that's genius. I got all these followers.
I'll post some pictures free rooms. I mean right, it
has to be that easy. Here we go, Number one,

(01:09:48):
I help you. Oh yes, ma'am, how are you doing today?
I'm doing wonderful. This is Lunchbox and I'm coming for
a bachelor party into June. So I'm trying to get
some rooms. I have room availability. He looks like I
just have standard Deluxe ROMs to be able to so
I can quote you the rates on that. Oh yeah, yeah?
How much we talking free? Ninety nine? How many people

(01:10:10):
in the room? How many adults to each room? Oh,
we're looking we're looking for six rooms and you know,
we got two adults per room. But you never know
what happens in Vegas. How am I gonna end up
in the room. So the overall total, you're looking at
four hundred and thirty dollars and fifty cents per room. Okay,
so you multiply that by that. I'm a social media influencer,

(01:10:31):
so we're looking at free. No, sorry, oh that's it.
There's tipsa same same person Okay. On Twitter, Alane, I
got two hundred thousand followers, Like I mean, Mark Turner,
athletic director of Holdenville Schools, follows me mister pectacular Maddie

(01:10:52):
Lynn from Florabama shore and the challenge. She follows me,
I mean, does that not give me a discount? No?
But this only applies to gaming activity. So now if
you have a gaming card, I can check that. But
that's how our comps and our discounts are issues. Really, No,
Like I would post a picture on Twitter and be like, hey,
here you go, it's free, and people will be like wow,

(01:11:14):
Like I mean Johnny Bananas. You know who Johnny Bananas is? No,
I do not. Oh well he follows me on Twitter. Okay,
so so far, no good. I think where you're missing
is you got to go Instagram and two you had
to ask for a manager. Are there Twitter influencers? I guess,
Oh didn't you do an Instagram? We're coming up? Yeah
that's okay. What about Tito's Vodka? You know what that is?

(01:11:37):
I've heard of that. Yeah, that's an alcohol. And they
follow me because I know how to party. I mean
I have three hundred thousand followers on Instagram. I haven't
even mentioned that yet. I mean, this is a huge opportunity.
I apologizer. I cannot do that unless you are a
player here. That's the only way we could do the
com Oh I am a player. I'm a player. I
crush a lot. So did you guys want to go

(01:11:59):
and served that with us right now? Sir? So you're
not gonna hook me up for being a social media influencer. No,
we don't do that, sir. That's that's the thing. All
of our comps and discounts are issue based off gaming activity.
We don't do that based office floors. It's a your followers. Oh,
we're going to be listen, ma'am. I promise you, we
are going to be crushing the penny slots like we

(01:12:20):
are gonna put like hundreds of pennies into your system. Okay, So,
what's there anything else that I can try to help
you with today, sir? No, that'll do it. Thank you, ma'am,
Thank you, goodbye. By the end of it, he wasn't
having I just don't understand how do these people do it,
Like I mean, the Bachelor people. They get free rooms
and everywhere they go, and they don't have as many

(01:12:41):
followers as I do. You have to talk to the
right people, right Did you just call eight hundred number?
I just called the number on the website reservations. Yeah, yeah, reservations.
I figure out what they call. You have to actually
talk and just in general, you have to talk to
somebody who can make a decision. I mean, surely right
now with Vegas, I mean, surely there's someplace that would
want ray and lunch? How many guys you haven't partying? Nine?

(01:13:03):
Nine people? God? Eric, I'll post from Nashville. From Naples.
We also got an NFL player, Matt Overton. Guys, I
can't understand if there's any any hotel in Vegas who
wants took up nine guys? Are you kidding me? Are
you kidding? I mean we're asking for the world here.

(01:13:25):
How many days ray it will? It looks like three?
So Thursday, Friday, Saturday, end of June. That's only two nights. Thursday, Friday,
Saturday nights, three nights. Nine guys for three nights. Okay,
there's anybody in Vegas who wants to hook these guys up?
Let us know. I mean really, I just can't understand
how they don't do it. Mike, did you find a
pool table the Venetian? How much does the Venetian executive?

(01:13:50):
How much does it cost? Though I didn't say all right,
some of the numbers Billy was looking at was five
k for two nights and you get a pool table,
so you divide up with guys. Ends up being four
hundred apiece, which is definitely doable. But again, not everybody
gets a bed. But it should be free, right, I
mean we are social media. You do it. You get in,
everybody's in, and then you draw for the beds each

(01:14:12):
night like you have a lottery. So the guys got
bad back though, and they got out. Are you the
pathall commission? I'm not going that's all right? Well ray,
well we'll let you know if anybody reaches out again. Okay.
This guy gets put in the hospital and he's like,
my stomach is hurting so bad. He's thirty years old,

(01:14:34):
and they found a fish inside his body during an
X ray scan. You tell me if you believe this ammy.
He said the fish slipped into his butt after he
sat on it by accident. Oh god, Now I've heard
a lot of stories. I'm gonna bet you that he
didn't sit on a fish and it accidentally went up there,

(01:14:56):
because I've actually sat on a lot of stuff on
my day and been like whoo, Not one thing ever
went up my butt. Reports from local media did not
specify the fish's size, but the species ranges between twelve
and sixteen inches long. The patient, who remains anonymous, claimed
the fish slipped into his rectum after he accidentally sat
on the creature. The patient claimed the fish slipped into it.

(01:15:20):
He came to the hospital. He was a little embarrassed,
but he knew once he told him that story that
they know it was okay, hey, listen, you do you buddy.
But my professional opinion is he didn't sit on no fish.
There's another food story. A guy who was tormented for
a decade by mystery pizzas that he never ordered. And

(01:15:42):
you guys, see this is the news. Reminded me of
Amy because she moved once because people found her house.
We're sending her pizzas. But for ten years, a constant
stream of pizza deliveries has tormented one guy. He said,
I can't sleep anymore, and every time I see a scooter,
I think about the pizza delivery guy. For ten years,
they've been coming to his house. He realized something Center

(01:16:05):
Store was happening and not accidental. Whenever he realized that
someone because they weren't paying for it either. They were
getting to his house and he still had to pay
for the pizzas and he was like, I don't know
what to do. So over ten years they've been sending
in pizzas like somebody's committed to that. Joe hardcore, huh, years,

(01:16:25):
he does not pay for the pizzas, instead refusing them
and explaining he did not order them. The situation is
aggravating for him and the restaurants because they made the pizzas.
You're not getting money for him, He's getting delivery, he's
not paying for him. It'd be a little funnier if
they were sending him to him already paid for, you know, yeah,
because then at least get free pizzas. Mine were, yeah,
which was nice. And I often wonder if someone was

(01:16:45):
sending pizzas to Amy's house from the show and then
got in a little over their head once Amy moved,
like it was it a bit with somebody on this
show for a while, and then once Amy's like I
moved because people found out where I lived. If then
they were like, well, I'll never reveal that. How do
we feel about that? You can well, I mean, whoever
it is they can say now, and it's like, it's fine,
I'm not going to get mad, but it would be

(01:17:07):
funny now to come forward. Oh, I would lunchbox. I'll
remain silent. Oh. I've been personally reached out to Andy said, hey,
would you mind saying this to your listeners? Just in case,
and I was like, are you serious. I thought it
was a joke. They said no. So they would like
for me to give a PSA not to gargle bleach
if you're trying to prevent corona, Like, this is not

(01:17:28):
even a joke. The news story is the Centers for
Disease Control and Prevention reports that Americans have misused bleach
to try to not have to thwart COVID nineteen. They're
gargling with bleach or they're adding it to their food,
and they're like, hey, tell them not to do that.
The CDC also serve made hundreds of adults nearly foreign

(01:17:50):
toed a minute of using household cleaners and a potentially
fatal way. So don't do that. This is a PSA.
The more you know you could die. You could literally die.
Don't goggle bleach or burn your throat up. There you go,
Thank you, Amy. What's going on with you today? I
think I might join my husband for some chipping on

(01:18:14):
the golf course. I don't know what's the chipping green?
What do you do? Just put it? No, Well, it's
like in the middle of putting and driver, Yeah, are
you jealous? That? Caitlin and I are doing outdoor activities
together like golf, and you're not. No. I think my
son might go too. I think it's more of just

(01:18:36):
trying to get everybody involved doing something. Wasn't I don't.
I don't want to go because we invited you to
go lay golf on this and Ben was like, she
doesn't want to go. Yeah, Well so if I go
and I start practicing, then maybe it'd be more fun
to go with y'all and maybe I really will like it.
I don't know. At this point. I think I'm just

(01:18:57):
going to be a part of the fam the team here,
and then we'll see where it goes. Because we y'all
go off together. We have another couple friend they golf together,
and I'm like, what, what's everybody doing? What's happening? Well,
and you can be good in about a week? I think, Yeah,
if you're not really good in a week, then you

(01:19:18):
haven't put out enough time. If you go going every day, No,
but if you go to the driving range like twice,
you'll be good and you'll probably shoot par okay, so
you see what happens in the chipping. You got the same,
You got it, you can do it all? Right? What
about you. I have a call with Tyler Farr. He's

(01:19:41):
gonna be a guest of the Bobbycast this week. I
have a shoot at Bass Pro Shop here. Chris Jansen
and I are competing in the Great Outdoors off. We're
gonna go do that and have a podcast I'm doing
as a guest for Matt Jones, who does Kentucky Sports Radio,
but he does like an interview podcast too, so I'm
doing that this evening. So that's what's up. Thank you guys,
did you here? Glad you're hanging. I will see tomorrow.

(01:20:01):
I have a great day, by everybody. I've been bold.
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