Bobby Asks Jason Aldean For Marriage Advice + Eddie Used To Sleep With Something Weird + One Second Of A Country Song Game!

Bobby talks to Jason Aldean about him returning to live shows, collaborating with Post Malone, wedding advice and if he’d ever have more kids. Eddie reveals he used to sleep with a police scanner and how his wife had a problem with it. We play the '1 second of song' game: 90’s country edition.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
Transmitting Hello's good. What's happening to friends? Thank you for
hanging out morning studio morning, Welcome to Tuesday's show. Over
on the phone ready to talk is Marlow in Tampa, Florida. Marlow,
good morning, Thank you for calling. What's going on him?

(00:24):
I was looking for some advice because I'm getting married.
I'm trying to narrow down by just lift and my
mom and I are betting heads because I think she
should remove some of her college friends that I've never met,
and I she thinks I have to remove some of
my friends. So I was just wondering what you thought.
So is it your wedding or your mom's wedding? Let
me just ask this. Officially, it's my wedding. And I

(00:48):
understand your mom wanting to invite her friends, and you
should feel good about that because she's wanted to show off. Right,
she's proud of you, she's proud of what you've done
in your life. She's proud of the wedding you're having.
I think that's great of her wanting to invite her friends. However,
if it comes to you having to sacrifice people that
you wanted your wedding for your mom's college friends get

(01:08):
out of town. Momsy, yeah, your loco, as Eddie would say,
that's loco. I think you can have a slight compromise,
not even a full compromise. You say, listen, Mom, these
are people I wanted my wedding. This is the only
time that I'm gonna get married. Unless you've been married before,
have you been? No? Okay, good, said mom. This is it.

(01:29):
Like I understand, I'm gonna give you four people, a
person and a guest, and a person and a guest,
but I want some of these people. This is my wedding.
I haven't seen these friends and forever. I think if
you give her a slight compromise, I think she probably
caves a little bit. But I think you are in
the right for feeling this way. Are you hitting me?
That's all it go. The only thing that Caitlin and

(01:51):
I are not well, we weren't fully on the same page,
is I've been an idiot. And thank god she's dialed
in and I mentioned on the show. She wakes up
and goes, hey, did you fight so and so I
was like, oh, I didn't crab, yeah, And she was
like do you want to And I'm like, yes, I
don't know why they never thought about inviting the wedding.
We're three months out, four months out or whatever from
our wedding, and I was like, oh no, and she goes, Okay,

(02:15):
So she started adding up the side, and she goes, man,
because of all your workpeople, who can have so many
more people on your side than mine? Oh? And I'm like,
we have sides at weddings, yeah, traditionally, Well does everybody
sit down? It's like a baseball game, Yeah, sit down,
shut up. Yeah. I don't know. That's really always been
weird too, that you have, like visit her at home
team like it's two sides. They're very strange. And now

(02:35):
I think she feels the pressure to equalize. She's like, well,
there were some people from this, you know, this my
hometown I can invite to equal it out, just to
equal it out. That's why I said. So that's what
we're kind of dealing with now, where I'm an idiot
and I forgot to invite people that I want to invite.
And I think she was actually there were people she

(02:56):
wanted to invite, some folks, but she had to make
those hard cuts on the guest list. And I think
now that I'm being reminded to invite people. She's like,
you know, I had to make some hard cuts. What
if I just invite them to That way, our sides,
even the invite sides, are equal. And I think she
has a point. I think that's fair. Yeah, that sounds
fair to me. I mean, but are you when when
you look at it those are you still under the
amount of people that you've wanted to keep it under. Yes,

(03:18):
And I don't think everyone's going to come that you
send out an invite to. I don't know, man, when
they find out who's coming to this wedding. But that's
not the point. That the point I know it's to
celebrate y'alls. We don't know who's coming. You don't know
it's coming. That's what's so cool about it. Stop it, Marlow.
Good luck with that. I think hopefully your mom will

(03:40):
understand you sound like a reasonable person, so you must
have come from someone who's pretty reasonable too. But just
know her intentions are to be proud of you and
to show you off and the wedding off. But just
slight compromise. After you have that conversation, will you call
us backing up dat us? Yes? So well, thank you
so much. I appreciate it all right by Marlow. You
give her, you give them all a little bit. You
just can't give her all. The compromise said, or none.

(04:01):
You don't want to do none either. Let's open up
the mailbag. Something, dear Bobby Bones say right. I would
like to remain anonymous, but I really need your advice.
I'm a high school senior who currently works at a
retail store. I was unofficially asked to recently step into

(04:23):
a manager position at the store, but I don't know
what to do. On one hand, this is a wonderful
opportunity that will give me good experience and look good
on my resume. But on the other hand, I'm going
to college full time next year. I'm afraid I might
be stretched too thin if I take the manager position. Also,
here's my question. Is this a time when I should
dig in and work hard? Or am I being unrealistic

(04:46):
in my commitments? Thank you for your advice, Signed a
conflicted senior. It's a good question. This is what I
would say. If you don't financially have to go be
the manager, don't be the manager. When you go to
college for the first time, your world's like this, your
whole life changes. If you have to to pay for college,
to pay for your apartment or dorm, pay for car insurance,

(05:08):
then I get it, that's necessity. But you're talking about
your resume. You're seventeen years old. You got plenty of
time to create that resume. You got plenty of time
to hurt that resume. Create that resume, hurt that resume.
You're just back and forth. If you don't have to
be the manager and you don't need the money, don't
be the manager. Don't do it just because it's it's

(05:29):
an opportunity presented to you, because you're gonna have a
lot of opportunities that you miss in school if you're
not available and free. And I'd say that as someone
who didn't you know, who didn't get to take advantage
of a lot of college because I had to work
the entire time I had a full time job. So
from someone who did what you're being asked to do.
If you can afford not to do it, don't do it.
That's my advice, Eddie. What do you think about that?

(05:51):
I'm with you, and I think on top of that,
if the company feels like he's so mature and responsible
to be a manager at seventeen after college, he's gonna
rock like he already is a step above everyone else.
I was not asked to be a manager at seventeen
year old years old. I don't think a lot of
seventeen years old year old kids are asked to be managers.
So that's cool, But I also think if he takes it,

(06:12):
he's stuck there forever. And well, I don't think you're
stuck there forever. But it's not jail, could commit a crime.
You know, youre him a manager, then general manager. The
next thing you know, you're the CEO of the company. Well,
that's pretty good done. He's nineteen, right, he's run a
banana Republic. Yeah, I'm gonna say, do what you have
to do. But if you don't have to do it,
don't do it. And you asked, is it time to

(06:32):
dig in and do the hard work? Yes, but not there.
It's it's a new Once you go to college, it's
the next let's say, after you graduate high school, it's
the next chapter of your life period. Whether you go
to college or you go to work, or you go
to the military, that's the next chapter. That's the big chapter.
Like that's the one that shoots you into your next chapter. Three. Yeah,
and when those opportunities come, then then you start taking

(06:55):
those opportunities and it leads you to places you never
thought you'd ever be. When you were seventeen years old,
what job did you have seventeen years old? I worked
at the news station, running teleprompter at seventeen seventeen. Now
you were that young doing that part time teleprompting. And
then later on I became an editor. Then I went
to college and then went back to news. So you
would just type in the stuff in for the news
anchors for the five o'clock newscast. That's pretty cool as

(07:16):
a kid. Yeah, I was cool until your elbow excellently
hit it and then it was like fast and the
anchor starts freaking out. He's like, oh hold on, yeah,
and then you're like, crap, I'm only seventeen years old.
Don't get mad at me, lunchbox. What did you do
when you were seventeen seventeen? I was working at Dunkin Donuts,
working the drive through a window making donuts, and then
about nine months into my seventeenth year, I switched to
Sam's Club, where I pushed shopping carts all day long.

(07:40):
I was busting tables because I'd already moved up from
dishwasher by the time I was started as a dishwasher.
But I was such a good dishwasher that they move
you out of dishwashing and you start going out in
the restaurant cleaning up, which you would think if you're
really good at your job, they give you more of
your job to do. That was crushing dishes because I
knew I hated it. I was discussed by it, and

(08:00):
if I did a great job, they get me out
of there. So from dishwasher to bus boy, eventually from
bus boy to waiter, and then eventually from waiter to
you know, hobby lobby. Yeah, and then you're you're looking
at it. I did golf course maintenance. How long do
you do? That's that like a two year? Two years?
That's rough. That was the hardest job, because at least

(08:20):
this job where I wake up at the buck cracking dawn,
has something fun to do. That job, I wake up
at the buck crack of dawn and I'll just weed
eat for hours. But that's what made us right. It's it. Hey,
thank you for the email. Don't take that manager job.
If you don't have to, let's close the mailbag we
got your that was found to close. You can email

(08:42):
us anytime, Morgan. What's that address? Mailbag at Bobby Bones
dot com. I texted Mike last night and I said, Hey,
is that Godzilla versus Keen Calling good? I don't really
care about either one, but the commercials kind of have me. Yeah,
it looks good, but it does look pretty good. And
I have HBO Max so I can watch it for
and so I texted him. I said, hey, Kaitlin, I
would looking for something to watch. And I said, well,

(09:04):
Kaitlin like it? He goes no, but I might. You
would like it? Yes, I would like it, even though
I don't care about Godzilla. I really didn't care about
him before they were in a movie together. I watched
it and I loved it. So what do you give it?
I give it three point nine out of five Burning Buildings.
It's good enough to where I was entertained the entire time,
but just not quite a four. Three point nine Has
that ever been given here? I don't think so. I

(09:25):
couldn't give it a four why it was a little
bit cheesy. But in regards to this movie, it works.
So those huge creatures like fight over a city? Is
that what it is? Yeah? They fight over a city.
It's amazing. It's basically two monsters wrestling the entire movie.
So I loved it for like two hours. Is there
a good guy? Sort of? Not really, you'll find you
find out you watch it. You don't want to tell

(09:45):
me no, because it spoils the movie, I think. So
I'm uncomfortable watching when two good guys fight against each other.
Whenever they had Iron Man in Captain America Fight, I
couldn't bring myself to watch that Marble movie because I
don't want to watch two people out rooted for fighting
against each other. Right, yeah you like that one? Yeah?
I did like that one. Who did you root for?
I root it for Captain America over irony? Yeah? How

(10:06):
could you do that? Interesting? I a man's word all started.
I just thought in that situation, Captain America was in
the right ray Mundo, what'd you watch? I watched The
Serpent on Netflix. It's one season, eight episodes, about fifty
minutes each. It's based on a true story. Oh it's
not a movie, No, it's a show. What is it?
So it's based in Thailand. It's another language, so you're
gonna have some subtitles. Sometimes they do English, which is nice,

(10:28):
but you forget about it so it's easy to follow.
But this guy's praise on tourists and he puts stuff
in their drinks, robs him, steals her diamonds, tries to
sell diamonds. If you don't want his diamonds, he comes
after you. And the guy went around forever decades overseas Thailand.
Asia finally got him and he's in jail. That is
the good news. It's a true story. Yeah, not a spoiler.
You know this. No, it's called the Serpent. Yep. Why

(10:51):
have I struggle though? When they go, hey, watch this
show and read subtitles the whole time. That being said,
we can't hear our living room is kind of weird.
Sometimes we can't hear, and so we put the subtitles on.
We watched Last Chance of You. I'm all okay with subtitles.
It's English. But I struggle whenever we watched that movie,
the one you said was the best movie Paris Site. Yeah,

(11:11):
about five minutes into it, I was fine with the
subtitle exactly. After a while, you do get used to it.
Am I a subtitle hater? I don't know, man, you
gotta stop that. What do you give it? Ray? I
give it five diamonds out of five? Wow? That good.
My warning is if you watch the first episode, you're
gonna sit there and binge for eight hours, so just
be careful. It's really good. The Serpent on Netflix sounds good.
What have you guys watched anything like? Okay, So we

(11:32):
talked about Nomad Land and I told you I was
gonna eventually watch it. I eventually watched it, and it's good, guys,
it's really good, but I will warn you it's sad
as crap, Like, it's really sad. It's just basically about
this group of people and they focus on one person.
But this group people that just aren't happy with the
way the world works. So they want to just kind
of move from place to place in either RV or

(11:53):
a van or whatever. And they have these big, you know,
areas that they get together and learn from each other
on how to live off the land. And it's called
nomad Land. But at the end you realize the route
of why they want to escape, and that's where it
gets pretty sad. You watched him, Mike, Yeah, do you
like it? It's pretty good. It'll make you want to
sell all your things and go on a road trip.
Is it Best Picture Nominated? Yeah? Did you know that? No, well,

(12:15):
I knew it was part of the OSCARS. I didn't
know what award it was up for. But you watch
that on it's on Hulu Hulu Hulu. Well, well, I
like more Cang and Godzilla or Nomad Land. Oh yeah,
but I don't know. You like sad sometimes, and this
dep definitely has like a sad feeling around the whole
thing watching thing. Oh yeah, I watched Mean Girls for

(12:36):
the first time because my wife had always talked about
it and you guys always quote it and I've never
seen it. So we were sitting around my wife's like,
let's watch it, and we watched it. That's sorry. I
think it's a little overhyped. Maybe it's more about the
time it was in than now. Like, for example, people go,
I just watched Friends with the first time. Overhyped, Yeah,
because it's not nineteen ninety nine right now. Like at
the time, Friends was great and if you had some

(12:58):
sort of connection to it even now, probably good if
you were connected to it then, But if you just
watch it for the first time. Now you're going, it's fine. Yeah,
it's like that with a lot of things. Yeah, that
came out a while back, The Fresh Prince of bel Air. However,
Eddie's kids love then. He loves it. He loves Fresh Prince.
And now he's watching Wonder Years and he loves that too.
Oh yeah, Oh, he loves the Wonder Years and I

(13:18):
love the one. I'm going back and watching the Wonder
Years episodes and they're like so many good life lessons
in there, like lessons that I don't even have to
have with my kids anymore because he's learning from the
Wonder Years. You just go, you're caught up, all right, son,
that's love. Watch this episode? Hey, ray, I saw anyone
bringing that main guy back for Bridgerton season two? Are
you upset? No, we did a spind the wheel or whatever.
A drawing. I'm not watching season two. You watch season one.

(13:41):
I'm saying, are he is the most draw worthy character,
I would say out of all of them. It's it's
a pretty attractive guy. He's a kind of a ba
rides around in a horse. All the chicks want him.
He's a good dancer. BA is bad bad, Yeah, Ray's like,
I don't know, and then he lists nine things about him.
I'm saying he was probably the best character. All the
other ones were just weird guys that were awkward around chick.

(14:02):
So obviously all the girls are gonna want the suave
a guy, which was him. You're the only one to
watch Bridgerton here, I watched Bridgesta. You said the guys
not coming back. Yeah, he's the main character, and it
doesn't really make sense that he's not coming back. I
know they're changing the storyline, but he was the main
reason that people decided to watch it like it was
because of him. Is he doing like Marvel stuff? Mike?

(14:23):
Do you know I think you're in an upcoming movie. Yeah, yes,
go big jobs. Now we shouldn't worry about him. Okay,
that's it. Movie Mike's Movie Podcast is out. One of
the topics this week is if you can only watch
one movie the rest of your life, what would it be?
It's tough. This is on Movie Mike's Movie Podcast. One
movie what do you watch? That's tough? But I like
Forrest Gump over and over and over because it just

(14:44):
covers so many different things and it's extremely long. Yes,
I'll take it Ray Wedding Crashers. You're gonna laugh the
whole time. It's one of those you can always get
a new pickup line if you watch it. They missed
out on the first time. Lunchbox. I had Old School
just because you want to laugh. You want to be
in your living room laughing every time, and every time
you watch it's still funny. Morgan Sweethome, Alabama. It's a

(15:05):
perfect romcom and you can watch it on repeat and
not really think about it. What's hers Man on the Moon?
Oh good one. Just love the movie and love the
documentary on Netflix. That doesn't count, but they did a documentary.
Bought the movie with Jim Carrey. Tho on Bob was
the Latest from Nashville and Tullywood Morgan number two, thirty
second Skinny. The ACM Awards just announced the performers for

(15:29):
the live show. They're going to feature over twenty five
artists performing over thirty songs at multiple venues across Nashville.
Some of those performers include Keith Urban, Carrie Underwood, Blake Shelton, Luke, Bryan,
Marion Morris, and Little Big Town. The show airs April
eighteenth at eight seventh Central on CBS. Carrie Underwood's Easter

(15:49):
morning live stream featuring music from her new gospel album,
has raised more than a hundred thousand dollars for the
charity Saved the Children, and that number is still rising.
It's still on her Facebook page for fans to watch
an donate. Blocker Hayes is teasing some new music. He
shared a video on social media with the caption I
Love to make You Blank. He plans to release it

(16:11):
this Friday. I'm Morgan number two. That's your skinny home.
It's time for the good news. The Hutchinson, Kansas Police
Department sent out a Facebook post and it said there's
a photograph and we've launched an investigation and we're looking
for this person. And it was a picture of one
of their officers mowing the grass and they laughed, and

(16:33):
so here's the story. This officer was cruising the neighborhood.
He saw an elderly lady with health problems. I was
trying to mow her lawn. He stopped her and said
what are you doing and she's like, I'm trying. It's overgrown.
And officer said, no, no, no, I will continue to
do the rest of the lawn for you. So they
got it on camera and they made a big joke
about it, and they just want to say that he
is awesome for doing this, and they wanted to just

(16:54):
shine a little light on him. I agree, he's awesome. Yeah.
What's his name again? His name is Officer Wells. Officer
Wells from from Hutchinson, Kansas. I bet you after Wells
listening to our show and Hutchinson, good for you, Officer Wells.
Good deal. That's what it's all about. That was tell
me something good. Raymundo put a game together. Ray, what

(17:14):
is this game? It is one second of a nineties
country song. I'm gonna play it from the very beginning
one second. You guys have to name the song. I'm
gonna play this. Yeah. Oh you're in Yeah. I don't
know the answer, so let's go why not? Yeah? All right,
so we'll do uh seven of them? Okay, non eliminator style. Yeah,

(17:34):
stay in as long as you can, stay good. I
was already said, ready, Ray, yep, this is an example.
If you want it, it's an example. Yep. Yeah, yeah,
what do you mean? Right? Stop it? Oh? I love
speed around at this though. No, no, no, no, everyone's
in no elimination. Come on, okay, here we go, man, hmmm,

(18:01):
got it all right, I'm in. You're gonna give us
three of them each time? Yeah, I can, Lunchbox, He'll
build a bowe Eddie. Oh, Indian outlaw. It's Indian outlaw.
All right, I'll be your out. Next up again, last time,

(18:30):
I got that, and I mean, yeah, Lunchbox, what do
you have? I don't. I don't impress me much, Eddie.
What do we have? One? Two, three? Let's go girls.

(18:51):
You know, I got a complaint on the B team
facebook page about how they don't like nineties country, what
they were like, stopped playing so many nineties country game.
All right, I'm leaving the page blocked. They can't listen
the show. Now, I'll blocked him from facebug the show.
Everything all right? Next up? Mm hmmm, I got that one. Yeah, man,

(19:13):
that's easy. Guys, go ahead and let box My Maria, Eddie,
My Maria, My Maria, come on Rainy area. Next one.
Mm hmmm did you say yeah, yeah, yeah, Lunchbox, Write

(19:39):
this down, Eddie, One, two, three, write this down? All right?
There are three more? M Do you know that one? Eddie?

(20:02):
I mean yeah, it seems watch box Grundy County Auction
Eddie one two three sold, yeah, yeah sold, and then
parentheses that thing. Will I went down to the Grundy
County Auction. All right, two left, amen and simple watch box.

(20:34):
Dust on the bottle, Eddie, dust on the bottle, dust
on the bottom. I don't know. Rio Williams down th road,
next up. This is the last one. If it's a tie, Eddie,
we'll go to speed round. Got it? Here we go?

(20:59):
Oh number seven head, he's stumbling out of the blocks. Yeah,
I don't know this one, the dund Okay, let's box.
What you got? A man? I got? Wide open space
is interesting? That's not right? Yeah, I know that, Eddie.

(21:21):
If you get this, I think I have it. Do
you do? Yeah? What do you have? I have written
down watermelon crawl of all I have Joe diffy pick
up man. Oh no, it's pick up man, it's not
watermelon crawl. Dang it. Let's just play for a second. Well.

(21:43):
I got my first truck when I was three, drove
a hundred thousand miles on my knees, hauling marbles and
rocks and thro twice before I hauled the barbie doll
man o the girls door. She tried to pay me
where the kids, and I begin to understand there's something
when you like about a pickup man. Lest it be

(22:03):
Joe delay Andy. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Buns and conserve
keepa plays. My song saved a few hundred bucks. My
first car was a pickup truck. I was cruising the
town and the first girl I see was Bobbie jul
gentry to the homecoming queen. She flagged me down and
climbed up in the cab and said, I never knew

(22:25):
you were a pickup man. You can set my truck
a fire and roll it down a hill. Man. I
still wouldn't trade before I got it. Ain't food bed
that never has to be made, you know it, and
weren't for truption wouldn't hip tilgates. I met all my
wives and traffic jams. You just s something wam like

(22:46):
about the pickup man. There you win, buns, good winking.
She now play my real song here, you're unbelievable. There
you go, Eddie. What happened near your house? There was
some guy barricaded into hotel or something. It was crazy man,
so they had blocked The cops had blocked the road

(23:08):
and they were just probably fifty plus cops surrounded the
cracker barrel in a hotel or whatever. So how close
to your house? I would say about five minutes from
my house, just right before I get onto the interstate.
And so I see a camera guy there. And I
always feel connected to camera guys because I used to
work in the news. So I wrote my winter down.
I'm like, hey, man, what happened? He said, all we

(23:30):
know is somebody got shot, So all we know. But
I mean it was a big deal. I was fifty
cop cars, they were blocking the road and everything. But
later when I got wherever I was going, I finally
found out later what had happened. It was crazy. So
there was a murder in Memphis, and the US Marshals
found out that the suspect for that murder was in
that hotel there by my house barricaded, they approached him,

(23:51):
and then when they knocked on the hotel door, he
had shot three shots towards the door, towards the officers
didn't hit anyone, thankfully, so they caused a whole swat situation.
And that's where I was driving by, and that's where
you came in. Nice to say that's where I was.
And then they had kind of like sworn the whole area.
It was a six hour ordeal. They had blocked the
inner state because this guy was barricading himself and then

(24:13):
to find out that he eventually just shot himself and
six hours later they found him in his hotel room.
How do they end up finding the guy? So they
sent the SWAT has a drone that they sent into
these places that just kind of with a camera and
they get to survey the scene with a drone and
that's where they saw him laying there dead. So do
they knock out a window then fly the drone through? Yeah,
I mean I think there's a series of smoke bombs

(24:34):
and then robots and things like that, and then they
probably cracked the door open send the drone in. Well,
you just got to know what's going on, don't you.
I always have to know what's going on. If there's
a cop car in my neighborhood, guess who's walking the dog?
This guy, I'm gonna walk the dog towards there and
look at the cotton bit what's going on and everything. Okay,
So that's your way to get in as to be
be bopping by with the dogs almost make it look

(24:55):
like I'm just going on with my day and oh
I happened to run into this, like everything, Okay, what's
going on here? Officer? It's okay, it's fine, just to
so and so whatever, a little heart attack, okay, all right,
thank you. You don't care. You can drive by a
big scene. I'm not meant to be there. Oh man,
I'm not meant to be there, and I might may
actually hander what's going on bones. Not only do I
need to know, then when I'm in traffic, I roll

(25:16):
the winter down and tell the person next to me,
somebody got shot. Somebody got shot, is what I found out.
Were you a big gossiper in high school? No? But
you know what, Ever, since my dad always listened to
the police scanner when I was a kid, So when
I went to college, he gave me a police scanner.
I used to sleep with a police scanner because I
needed to know what's going on. Something you didn't know
about me. You slept with the police scanner all the time.

(25:37):
And then and then when my wife and I started
like seriously dating, she's just like, that's got to stop.
You're not doing that anymore. You tried to keep the
police scanner in your room totally, because my dad did
that the whole my whole tilhood. What was your dad's
purpose of that? Nothing, just to find out what's going
on in towns. Yeah, and one time, one time bones
he heard my brother getting pulled over by listening to
the police scanner. It was a great everything. I think

(25:59):
that's when I got hood. Pretty funny. What do you
remember by that? So? I remember he was outside drinking beer, barbecuing.
He had the scanner going, and my brother was out
with some friends and then he heard like, oh, you
got so and so he pulled over here expired license
and going a little over the speed limit. So then
my dad's just kind of perked up, like, hey, that's

(26:19):
your brother. This is your brother right here listening up.
So then he my brother got home a couple hours later,
and my dad's like, so, how did it go. It's great,
nothing happened, No, nothing, you didn't get pulled over by
the cops. And then he got busted obviously, But I
was hooked after that. That's funny. You're Samy's pile of stories.

(26:39):
So Carrie Underwood was talking about listening to all kinds
of music on CBS this morning and they said, hey,
what's on your playlist? And she said, well, it depends
what I'm in the mood for what I'm doing. And
they said, well, what about when you work out? She
listens to metalcore while working out? What here is a
clip of bow Down Dank Carrie Carry goes hard. That's awesome.

(27:14):
Carrie goes really hard when she works out. That's that's
scary to me. I don't get it. All I do
when that music plays is my eyes get wider, Like
why would anyone listen to this? Play that from the
top again, Raimundo. That is from the album Trauma by
the metalcore band I Prevail. And it's a clip of

(27:36):
the song bow Down. So if you see Carry on
her Instagram doing some workouts, that's what's in her ears.
Rodney Atkins sells his Nashville mansion for one point two
five million dollars. Rodney Atkins and his wife Rose Falcon
have sold their lavish home and a high dollar suburb
of Nashville just after eight months on the market. Online
property side showed the couple receives one point two five

(27:58):
million for their luxury orious mansion and it looks pretty sweet,
nice little trees. I wonder where this is. They asked
about one point four million for it. It's a five bedroom,
four bathroom, five thousand, three hundred eighty five square foot townhouse.
It's nice. There's a jacuzzi, double vanities. This goes on

(28:22):
and on. It's a nice house day. I wonder where
this is, and I wonder where he's going now. I
probably live on back road straight nineteen. Take a bathroom.
There's some real money in writing songs. I guess. Yeah.
The Friends Reunion Special Wall finally filmed this week. I

(28:42):
guess we've been waiting for a year. Huh. It was
supposed to originally shoot May twenty seventh of twenty twenty,
but now it's being pushed back. And they don't think
there's gonna be a whole lot of editing to it,
because I think they're sitting around talking, right mdy it Yeah. There.
It's an interview style, which is kind of lame. However,
interview and then show us the clips you're talking about

(29:03):
make us feel like we're inside. But didn't you see
one recently that you really liked? Fresh Princes and they
convinced me from being totally lame to kind of lame, okay,
kind of lane. Yeah, the Fresh Prince one was really good,
so I'm shifted a little bit from being completely disappointed.
I wish they would do like half and half where
half of it was them and then let me do
the first half. The first half is them back in character, oh,

(29:26):
doing like fifteen minutes of a Hey, we're just catching up,
like they're just sitting around in the living room as
each other, like the coffee shop, O coffee shop. Though,
they go back to the coffee shop in character and
they do a scene. I don't know if the coffe
shop will still be around. It's shut down. It's called
something else now, I don't know. And then the second
half is them being interviewed as their real life. That'd
be cool, So that'll be up on HBO Max Real soon.

(29:50):
Most people don't look at calories or fat before they
eat a meal. I can tell you I don't know
that I've ever once in my life looked at fat.
No no calories. Yes, sometimes at a rush, they'll put
up the calories beside it and I will make a decisions.
Sometimes I don't like it when they do that. I'm
glad they do, but I don't like it when they
do that because it ruins my experience. I'm not going

(30:10):
to a restaurant to and even if I'm going to
a healthy place, I kind of know what I should
be getting. But I don't think I've ever looked at
fat on the back of a can of something. No.
The one that shocks me though, with calories are like nuts,
pistachios or whatever. You're like, what ten of these like
one hundred and fifty calories? That's crazy. According to a
new survey from the Pew Research Institute, half Americans don't

(30:31):
really care what they eat. A very small minority of
our country does spend a lot of time worrying about
eating healthy. But most people, myself included, when I'm eating healthy,
I just eat healthy. I know what's healthy. I go
out through, but I don't look. Last Friday, a bunch
of people wanted to get married lined up out the
door of the marriage license office in Las Vegas because

(30:51):
they wanted to get married the next day, which was
four three twenty one, which is four three two one oh.
Because of the numbers. Because of the numbers, it's all right. Whatever.
Back in the day, other big dates were ten ten ten,
so that would be October tenth, twenty ten or eleven eleven, eleven,
December no no, November eleventh, two eleven. Or the biggest

(31:14):
one they said was seven to seven seven in Vegas,
Lucky number seven. It was the seventh day of the
seven month, seventh day Jafer and March Abril, May, June
July seventh, two thousand and seven. I'll be honest, when
you first started the story, I'm like this is dumb,
and then afterwards like sex is kind of cool. No. No,
I still feel like it's dumb. If I have to
count on my fingers during a story, it's pretty dumb. Finally,

(31:34):
what are the signs that made you realize you were
middle aged? I think one of mine I'm wearing right
now in my hand. It's a brace on my finger
because I heard my finger playing basketball. You, Eddie, Yeah,
my back hurts, my lower back, feeling stiff, groaning when
you've been down, picking comfort over style with your clothes.
I'm not there yet. Thinking police officers, teachers and doctors
look really young, hating loud bars and kneading an afternoon nap.

(31:58):
Are the leaders there? With feeling like you're middle aged.
I think we've all kind of experienced that I've needed
it after he nap those twenty three It's about it
time I took this job. All right, there you go.
That's the pile of stories. That was Amy's pile of stories.
It's time for the good news. Twelve year old Daisy

(32:21):
Hampton wanted to do something for kids in her school
that come from economically disadvantaged backgrounds. She started a nonprofit
called Including You Peer to peer mentor group. And then
when everybody started going at home learning, She's like, man,
these kids don't have Internet. What are we gonna do?
They don't have computers. So she started to go fund
me and has donated two hundred computers to kids around

(32:42):
her school. Wow. I thought she was like going to
go sit in their yard. She got two hundred kids computers. Yeah,
and her go fund me is hashtag kids Need Connection
and you can go donate if you'd like to. How much?
How old is she by the way, she is twelve
years old. Crazy, so cool. That's an amazing story. That
is what it's all about. That was tell me something good.
Still for the next few days taken over for Amy,

(33:04):
as we do the morning corny, Morning corny. When does
a joke turn into a dad joke? When does a
joke turn into a dad joke? When it becomes a parent? Okay,
a parent, get it? Yeah's apparently a parent that was

(33:24):
the morning corny kind of hurts. People don't laugh at these.
I feel Amy's pain. We never laugh at her joke,
like I'm going it becomes apparent. But a parent, you
feel her pain now? Yeah, Like I'm gonna just start
giving her some good laughs, even if I don't mean it.
I'm walking around on her shoes. I feel her pain.
According to a new study, guys who you scented deodorant

(33:45):
are considered more attractive by women than guys who don't.
I guess I were a scented deodorant. What's scent? I
don't know. I just grabbed green or red from the shelf.
So it's either degree or old spice. Well, no, it's
I don't. It doesn't matter what brand, do you ually?
I like the white chalky kind though more than the
gel kind, and is that anti pres prespirant. I will

(34:08):
literally go to Walmart and just grab one of them.
I've had some that stunk, and I can stay away
from some of those, but mostly I think it's scented.
But as long as it's white and chalky, I don't care.
And I'll take a shower and put it on before bed.
And Okay, Loma, why are you putting on the odum
before you go to bed? You're just putting chemicals on
you to sleep. I'm like, why, I don't want to
be funky exactly as we're laying in bed, so we
kind of have this. I don't put a lot on

(34:30):
before I go to bed. But if you don't put
it on before you go to bed, you wake up
and you're you almost have to shower again because you
smell so so musky. I completely agree. I do the same.
How on a regular day, like the morning, how many
times do you swipe at the under arm? What do
you mean one swipe, two, three, ten? Now I don't
do that. I'll go like, I have to let me
do it one, two, two. I'm not a very stinky guy.

(34:53):
And if but if my armpit hair is longer, I
need to do more because you gotta get it in there.
Do you mean if it's longer? Triman? Sometimes, Oh yeah,
what when I'll be clipping, There'll be days that I've
reserved for clipping. Really, I just take the things all
over the place. I've never heard of such a thing.
Never heard of about once a quarter. That's I've never

(35:15):
heard of that. What about your son? Does he wear
it cologne or deodoran? He's starting to wear deodorant. He
has to wear deodorant. And that's something where like we
just were sitting around watching TV and be like, Okay,
somebody needs to start wearing deodorant, and it's him. As
far as cologne, though, he's mentioned that there are kids
at school that are starting to wear axe. He's like,
and he's torn because he goes, Damn, I don't know, man,

(35:38):
these guys wear axe and they think they smell so good,
but they really don't. And he's like, but I kind
of want to start wearing cologne too, because I wear
one spray of coloone every day. You do one little
spray and I don't spray it on me. I sprayed
and I walked through it just so it's a little
faint or whatever. And so I think he wants to
start thinking about adding a little cologne after a shower.
I don't think of one cologne since I was in

(35:59):
high school, high school. Yeah. Well, a big complaint high
school was that we wouldn't shower after like gym or whatever. Clone.
It was so dumb and we thought we covered everything,
but apparently girls didn't. They knew that that didn't work.
Fifth p P put on some brute. Let it r on,
baby brute. Yes, did you have? Of course we have
a brute. That's what I got for Christmases. There's another story.

(36:20):
Old person smell is an inescapable part of aging. You've
you ever smelled an old person? Yes? Yes, apparently there's
nothing we can do about that. Is it the breath
or is it like the mothbally smell? I think it's
your body just produces in different ways. So it's like
when you eat different foods, you smell different. People from

(36:40):
all over the world smell different based on what the core,
what their core eating pattern is, and so you just
get older and smell older. That's unfortunate. This isn't a
problem that can be avoided. The study says, this is
an inevitable part of aging for everyone, including you. Sometimes
I like at pictures of people with really really old people,
and now as I'm getting older, I go good for them.

(37:03):
For being alive. They've done it. You used to all
be like, dang, dang, they look old, But now I'm like,
look at that. Good for you. You're alive. You made
it on the Bobby Bones Show. Now, Jason, how are you, Bud?
I'm good man. How are you doing? Pretty good? I was,
you know, seeing that you're gonna come back. We've announced

(37:23):
that you are playing Alive again. It's on self Friday
Bonaroo farm dot com. But first of all, tell me
about this show. And then at the end of you
telling me about what the show is, like, what in
your mind right now, what's the first song you want
to play when you finally get back on a stage? Uh?
We back, we back. You know, it's been you know,

(37:44):
it's as for everybody. I mean, it's been a long
year for us and you know a lot of people,
but in the music industry, you know the artist and
kind of behind the scenes people too, you know, our
bands and crews and everybody involved. So you know, I
think for us just finally kind of get that glimmer
of hope that things are somewhat getting back to normal

(38:05):
for us, is it is pretty exciting. So you know,
we're getting a chance to go out play a couple
of shows, and hopefully it's going to be the start
of many, you know, to come here over the next
few months. Jason Aldi and Live from the Bonnaroo Farm
in Tennessee to the two nights of concerts maybe fourteenth
and fifteenth. Are you both of those nights? Are you
just one of those nights? No, we're gonna do it.

(38:28):
We're both of those nights. So trust me, we need
we need the practice. Um, but yeah, we're gonna do
two nights there. Um. You know, it's it's kind of
a limited capacity kind of thing and trying to to
make sure that it's safe for everybody. I mean it's uh,
I think there's maybe five thousand people a night, and

(38:48):
then we're doing these pods, like four person pods or
something like that, and so, you know, trying to make
it a safe for everybody, but still get a chance
to you know, for people to watch a show and
for us to get a chance to play a little
bit and you know, kind of get everything moving in
the right direction again. Tickets on sale this Friday Bonnaroo
Farm dot com. Yeah, and they'll be sold in groups

(39:10):
of four eight by eight pod with pods of arrange
to follow six feet of distance, but you get to
go to a live show. And I've said before, I
think this late summer and fall, it's kind of you know,
balls to the wall, like it's it's time to play
shows again. Most everybody will be vaccinated and everybody that
wants to be vaccine will be vaccinated. So let's go.
Is that kind of what's happening in your head? Like

(39:31):
you think fall, we're ready to go. Yeah, I mean
I feel like that'll be the case. Um, you know,
I feel like with the with the vaccine, obviously it's
put a lot more people's mind to these and you know,
and it's it's one of those things where people have
the option now if you know, if they're worried about
COVID or whatever, they have a chance to go get

(39:53):
vaccinated and make them feel better about it. And people
that don't, you know, that that don't want to get
it don't have to. And and you know, I kind
of feel like if if you choose to not get
it and go to a show, then you know, that's
that's your prerogative, and you know, it should be everybody's
prerogative of whether they want to get it. Or done
or whatever. So I think for us, it's just making

(40:14):
sure people feel comfortable about getting back around crowds like that,
and so they can kind of have fun and not
have to sit there and worry about who's standing next
to them or whatever. So I think by the fall,
you know, I think it'll be getting better. I feel
like that's probably when things will really open back up
full time for us. I'm hoping Jason Aldean is on

(40:35):
with us. Our producer Raymundo wanted to come to your
house and do a version of Cribs any chance we
can make that happen, or just like a closet or
like a frid or something like, hey, come on anytime.
You guys have an open invitation. Man, that's not true.
This is one of those show bests. Or Aldan's like, hey, man,
come on by anytime you want. And then if we
showed up, you know the cops to be there. Off

(40:57):
we gotta too. Well, I'm clearly not working right now,
so I'm at home most of the time. So you
guys are, well how many times a week? And I
asked this because in my life I've bought things, for example,
like I bought a treadmill. At one point in my life.
I never used it, right, I bought a pull table,
and I was like, why did I buy a poll table?
I never use it. How many times a week do
you use that bowling alley in your house? On an

(41:20):
average week? I don't really use it that much. But
you know, Easter, we had everybody here at our house
and and you know a lot of the family and
stuff were over, and so my brother in law, Chuck Wicks,
so you know he would he was out there. He
loves the bowl. So a lot of times it's when
people come over, they'll go out there and use it.

(41:41):
But typically if it's just me and Britt here at
the house with the kids, I don't go out there
a whole one. I have a golf simulator out there too,
and I tend to use that more than I use
the bowl of alley. Are you a good golfer? No,
there's definitely room for improvement, for sure. Do you play
with the whole country music golf crew like the Charles Kelly's,
the Cole Swindells, Darius Rutgers. Do you ever get out

(42:03):
there with those guys? I haven't played with some of them.
I mean, you know, there's some some of my friends
are songwriters in town Dallas, Davidson, Ernest, some of those guys,
I'll I'll go out and play some. But Charles and
Darius or they're they're another level. I think they're pretty good,
you know. And I don't need to go with those guys.
I like to go out and have fun and you know,

(42:24):
have a few beers and just have a good time.
Those guys are too good to play with me. I
know you're a Post Malone fan. I remember you posting
when you went to one of those concerts here in town.
What do you hop on a Post Malone song if
he did a country album? Yeah, you know, I mean,
I'm My thing has always been I like, you know,
anything that that's cool, whether it's you know, R and

(42:46):
B or pop or hip hop or whatever it is.
And Post is one of those guys. I just I
really love the stuff he's he's put out over the
last few years, and so I've kind of become a
big fan. I went to a show when he came
to Nashville. I guess it was a last year. I
want to see him in concert there and and he's great, man,
I mean, he's just a he's a great artist, so yeah,

(43:07):
if he asked, I would definitely be on board. And
he's also someone who loves and genuinely respects country music. Right,
you can have different kinds of musical taste, even yourself.
Some would say that your country music is a brand
of like rock country. Would you define yourself in that
kind of country music category? It's more of a rock
and roll style. I mean, I would say there's definitely

(43:27):
elements of that in there for sure. I mean rock
was a huge influence for me growing up. Rock, Southern rock,
you know, but then obviously country was too, So I
feel like, you know, we have songs like Drowns Whiskey
and things like that that are, you know, a lot
more on the traditional side. But you know, if I'm
gonna play a tippo song, I wanted to have, you know,

(43:47):
I want it to sound like a rock and roll song.
So I mean there's definitely a lot of that in
there for sure. But you know, like I said, man,
I've just always been a fan of all different kinds
of music. I just feel like if it's if it's cool,
it's cool. You recently celebrated six years with your wife.
What is the key to in your opinion, a healthy marriage. Um,

(44:07):
I think communication for sure. Um, you know, it's just
we talk about everything, and you know, we really are
best friends. And I think that's that's the key. We
try not to go, you know, too too long without
seeing each other. I mean there's times where I'll have
to go out on the road and play shows or whatever,

(44:28):
be going for a few days and at some points,
like maybe a couple of weeks, but I try to
never go you know, more than no more than two
weeks without ever coming home or seeing her or having
them come out to wherever I'm at or whatever. So um,
but communication, to me is is the biggest thing. I think.
Jason Aldean is on with us. He just announced he's

(44:49):
gonna play two shows. It's really the first live music
announcement maybe since Miranda Now and she was doing those
shows at Billy Bobs. But it's it's we're slowly trickling in.
He's doing these shows and in a safe way, happening
out of the farm at Bonnarou. All right, man, Well,
I think that's pretty much it. I do. I had
a lot of listeners hit me up because I said, hey,
what is it about Jason you want to know it?

(45:10):
And probably four different people said he has an account
on TikTok that he hasn't posted on since twenty twenty,
Like are you just holding it for a big announcement?
Like well, why are you not doing dances on TikTok.
I don't know what we're missing here, but you haven't
been on there in a year? Yeah. Well, I think
I got a little caught up in and when TikTok
was first kind of getting started, it was a new thing,

(45:31):
and I was like, all right, well, let me go
create a TikTok account, and I think I posted something
one or two things in there, and and and then
I'm just like, man, this is I don't know, it's
a I'm just now figuring out Instagram, so now I
have to figure out something completely different. I don't know.
I'm just when it comes to social media, you know,

(45:51):
I kind of I kind of get hot and cold.
I'll get on something for a while, and then you'll see,
even on Instagram, I'll post a lot for a little bit,
and then I will anything for a while. And so
I think TikTok was kind of like that. I kind
of got excited for a second and created an account
and then just never really put anything on. I have
to ask you this question because listeners, and it's written

(46:12):
on a piece of paper here. You don't have to
answer it, but it says, ask Jason if he ever
thinks about reversing his vasectomy. No after four kids? All
right there he is. Hey, good tickets at Bonnaroo Farm
dot com. Jason, nice job, and we will we'll see
us soon. All right, man, all right, buddy, I appreciate it. Man,
thanks for having me. Later, it's time for the good news.

(46:39):
An Arizona man became a hero after saving a mom
and her baby from a carjacker. According to police and Chandler,
she was driving with her one year old daughter when
she stopped at the stop sign. A man with a
gun got in the passenger seat and demanded she take
him to Masay, Arizona. The one managed to stop at
a convenience store parking lot, and police say she was
screaming for the many out of a car. Now here's

(46:59):
a gun like on her and she's screaming. Luckily, a
bisonder heard what was going on. He came from behind,
grabbed the carjacker from behind, put him in a bear
hug pulled him out of the car. The mom sped
away and called nine one one. Chandler Police responded and
caught the suspect nearby. She was able to identify him.
He's been arrested for multiple charges. What a crazy story.

(47:20):
She just sit in her car to dude jumps in
with a gun and then a dude in a gas
as your parking lot. He jumps in, embarrass in and
pulls the guy out that had a gun. That is
a wild story. That's a great story. Oh that's what
it's all about. That was tell me something good. Let's
go over and talk to Lisa in Portland, Tennessee. Hello, Lisa,

(47:43):
how are you well? I'm great, Thank you for taking
my call, Thank you for listening to the show. What
can I do? So? I have a quick question for you. Um,
I know you're getting married soon, and I was just
curious if Caitlin had a best friend that was a
guy that he had been best friends with since college,
if she wanted to have him on her side standing

(48:06):
up at the wedding, if you'd be okay with that.
Why do you ask it? Something happened in your life? Well, okay,
when I was in college, I had a best guy
friend all through college. We never dated, always best of friends.
And so when I got married, of course I wanted
him on my side at the wedding. And so I
asked my husband and he said he didn't care who
stood on my side as long as he was the

(48:27):
one married me, as long as I was an ex boyfriend,
And so he stood on my side at the wedding,
of course. And I always thought he liked boys because
he never dated anyone in college, and so that's the
perfect best guy friend. And years later he told me, Well,

(48:49):
my mom asked when they were cleaning up from the
wedding if he thought he would ever be a bridesman
in my wedding, and he said, well, I always hoped
i'd be in her wedding, but I was hoping for
a more major your role. Ought I knew it was coming.
I knew it was coming. Well, I didn't know that
one was coming. My husband said, I was coolest. But

(49:11):
so my question is, would you let Kaitlyn have a
guy on her side or if your best friend there
was a girl asked you to be on their side,
even if you liked them, would you do it? Well,
one I wouldn't like them. I mean, I wouldn't be inside. Yeah,
I would have no problem if a dude. If Kaitlyn
came to me and said, this has been my best
friend forever, ou la la, I kind of inherit that

(49:33):
right when I get with someone, I inherit what they
come to me with. And I definitely wouldn't be throwing
stiff arms like get out of here, get out of here.
If she literally had that best friend who was a
dude and she said I would like for him to stand,
I'll go, are you sure he's in love with you?
And if she said I'm sure, I would say bring
to bring it. I'd have no problem with it. But
that doesn't mean in the back of my mind, right

(49:56):
I'm not going, I wonder what old trend you know?
Is he up there waiting just in case? But I
would not have a problem with it. And I don't
think I think if I would have asked Amy to
be my best woman man, which I didn't, she's on
Caitlin's side, I don't think she would have had a
problem with it. Caitlin wouldn't have had a problem with it. Yeah,

(50:18):
I don't think Caitlin had a problem with it, So
I'm gonna go with no. It is a little weird
just because it's not common, but I'm gonna go no. No,
I'd have no problem. Would you do it for Amy
if she wanted you on her side? Well? Amy did
get married, and she had only been working with me
at that point six months or so, and I was

(50:38):
not in her wedding. That's why I'm probably penalizing her now,
just keeping her because of that. Hey, elephant, never forget
so long ago at it. Yes, sure, if she was
getting married today, for sure, i'd stand right out there
next to her if she wanted me to nice, nice, Well,
thank you for your help. Well you're welcome for your help. Yeah,

(51:01):
and Lisa, thank you for calling and have a good day.
Bye bye. Call us if you want see that's a
fun conversation we had out of nowhere, poof like a magician,
A fun conversation appears eight seven, seven seventy seven. Bobby,
that's the phone number. Let's do the news. Bobby's being story.

(51:23):
Last night, Baylor took down undefeated Gonzaga eighty six to
seventy to win their first NC double A men's national championship.
Here is the final call, folks, true and Baylor complete
college basketball's greatest rebound and rebuild with a championship. Congratulations

(51:44):
to Baylor. I was kind of looking at the whole
tournament last night, and the only team to play Baylor
semi close was Arkansas. So Arkansas finishes number two. Yes,
that's how I look at it. Yes, we played played
Baylor the closest of anybody in the tournament. So the
Racing Backs are ranked number two as the season. Typical
superfan right there, Thank you very much. It's doing more newsbies.

(52:08):
The police in Maryland are looking for someone who drove
their car to the front of a taco bell after
an argument with the employees. It's a drive through. There's
a lot of toxicity happening in drive through. Some people
aren't getting their food in time. I wonder why people
are shooting in things, crawling in, fighting, driving into them.
Opsers responded to a fast food restaurant on Smallwood Drive

(52:29):
for the report of assault. I'm watching the cars backing
up now and away it goes. It hits people too. Oh,
they're like, don't drive in, and the car goes through them,
sweeps their legs out, and it drove right into the
front of the store. The people inside the vehicle started
an argument with an employee who was working the drive
through window. During the argument, one of the suspects got
out of the car, assaulted the employee, and then got

(52:50):
back in the vehicle. The driver of the vehicle left
the drive through, drove to the front of the business,
and then drove the vehicle through a group of people,
including employees, who were standing outside the front doors. There's
the moment they drove through the Taco Bell. Hopefully nobody

(53:14):
got really badly hurt, but he went all The license
plate of his car is about even with that Taco
Bell entrance. It went all the way in. That's crazy.
I'm gonna do what they talked about. Well, could have
irridated him so much. They decided to drive through into
a Taco Bell because I also hurt his car. I
was like punching a wall. You're gonna hurt your hand
in about an hour. You're gonna regret that because it

(53:35):
also hurts your hand. Finally, men are more likely than
women to make rude comments on social media. According to
research of millions and millions of Internet comments, men trolled
two to three times more than women. Do you see
that in your social media? Yes, when you get troll

(53:55):
is it more women or men? It's men for the
most part. Yesterday I posted something on my Instagram, which
my name is mister Bobby Bones. I posted maybe a
picture on Easter, maybe it's Easter, and I just picture
Kaitlyn and I and someone wrote to me and wrote
a comment like, hey, what's up with to her? Whyn't
you get her? Some breast implants. What's because Kaitlyn's thin girl?

(54:15):
They said that, yes, and I didn't see it in time.
And Kaitlyn for the most part, stays back and does
a comment on stuff. She gets hit pretty hard. She
gets bully pretty hard on the internet. She's like, you know,
I'm not going to comment. Um, I guess I got
the best over and she was like, hey, let me
see a picture of you so I could tick your body,
and then all the listeners jumped on with her and
started just crushing the dude. Good. Um. I ended up

(54:37):
pulling the comment, and then I got home and she
was like, I finally respond and you pull it. I
was like, I didn't know. I didn't know. It's ugly though. Man,
it was ugly. And that was a dude. Last night,
I went for the first time this year to the
Bobby Bone Show Facebook page, to our legitimate page, and
there was an article that said, Bobby reveals his groomsman.
Now the whole the whole bit on the show wasn't

(55:00):
about a groomsman, right, It was a mail bag. It
was a mailbag. Someone that asked about, Hey, we think
our mailman maybe up something fishy, and I said, you
know what's funny, as I have a story too that
relates Mike groomsman. And I said, well, I guess I'm
kind of announcing one now. A mad my friend of
mad so he had an issue where I sent him
his watch because he doesn't live here. Got my groomsman
all watches and the mailman signed for but he never

(55:21):
got it. And that was pretty much the whole story.
And people over there were just like, shut up about
your groomsman, shut up about your wedding. I hate this show,
I hate you, hate your face. So this was like, what,
don't even following the page. This is the first time
you've been to that page. It was the first thing
I looked at and it was all, yeah, it was

(55:42):
like grand opening, grand closing. I'm out, stores open, stores closed.
I will not go back until at least August. Come on, guys,
I went over there. Some guy named John Lopez was
just ripping me. Ban that dude. Go find him and
ban him. Morgan, right now, track him down and ban him.
He's wearing a mask with like a dog face on it. Oh. No,

(56:04):
people that are trolls don't show their faces. What's wrong
with you? People? Get off the internet. You have something
really upset you in real life. I believe in having
a voice, But don't go to our page and then
just talk about how much you hate us. We didn't
make you subscribe. We don't even like you John Lopez,

(56:27):
single him. All I know is that dude was going
hard on me for no reason. And that may not
be his name. Is that the guy? Yeah? I know
one of those dudes. He was over there. Just haven't
had it, man, Okay, let me know when you block him,
give me the old thumbs up. More than we get
him bocked. He's just give me the business over there.
Just stupidest show I've ever heard. You clicked like on

(56:50):
the page it was you. I didn't come to your house. Yeah,
that's a good point. You did nothing really, why do
you see he's one of our top fans, not anymore
fuck him blog, him blocks one of our top fans.

(57:11):
Probably just post so much about how much he hates me. Yeah.
I think they become a top fan if they troll,
so it's not really the best. They raised a top
fan of a ton of people on Instagram. Okay, Eddie
asked your question. Okay, so I read an article that
Katie Perry said that she has not shaved her legs

(57:31):
since she became a mom. So I'm like, well, bones
is with her all the time on the American Idol set.
Have you seen her legs? I don't know what she
does with her legs, but have you like to see
by and be like, whoa, she has not shaved those
legs and all? Okay, and we don't get that close really.
First of all, they have us all separated by like
six feet or more, sure, which is not far too

(57:53):
far to see hair on her legs. But you know what,
I wouldn't look anyway, and I think she wears the
pants or dresses or I don't look at people's so
in other words, you're no help. No, Okay, it's kind
of a weird questions. Well, I read it, and I'm thinking, man,
I mean Bones is around her. I wonder if that's
true or not. I believe if she said it, it's
probably true. That's rough. It stinks that you girls have

(58:13):
to shave your legs. Yep, you're not talking to me
about that, but yeah, no, I'm just it's just such
a large area. That's bad. A lot of time wasted there.
It also stinks we have to shave our faces. I
don't do that, I know, but I do. I didn't today,
but you're always like cutting yourself often do you shave

(58:34):
your face anytime I have to be on camera? And
then anytime Scooba Steep says, hey, we have to do
videos after the show, so pretty much every other day.
So yeah, basically like tomorrow, I have to shave all
this off because we have to shoot a bunch of
Seattle news videos and commercials. So I wouldn't shave, I
don't think unless I had too for something on camera.
Let's go over to Josh and Virginia. Josh, you're on

(58:54):
the Bobby Bones Show. What's going on? What's on the
end morning studio? Hey? So I just wanted to just
wanted to give you a shout out. Man. I was
on my time Hoop app on my phone three years ago. Today.
I was in Charlottesville, Virginia at your stand up show

(59:17):
and I think you had a guy playing music. I
think it was Brandon ray As that sound right? That
does sound right? Yeah, I don't know, man, it was
just it was something else. Like my wife turned me
on to listen to the Bobby Bones show, and seeing
the stand up show, I don't know that they like
showed us a different side of you and man, we
haven't laughed at hard in years. No, thanks a lot.

(59:38):
I appreciate that. You never know how these are gonna go.
I saw you live once and I'm like, oh boy,
I hope it was good. It was no, but it
was good. I appreciate that, Josh, No, man, it was Yeah.
Like I said, we listened to you on the radio
and I'm like, okay, well that's just a voice on
the radio. Their their shows pretty funny, but how how
how funny is their stand up gonna be? And yeah, man,

(01:00:00):
we haven't laughed that hard in a long time. That
was really really cool. So if I do go back
on tour, you would recommend our listeners to come to
a show. Is that what you're saying? Um, just make
sure that they saved two seats for me and my wife.
There we go again. I got a little nervous there,
oh anyone? Um? All right, Josh, appreciate your call, but
have a good day. Hey, hey, Bobby, can I give
a shout out to my wife? Absolutely well. I just

(01:00:23):
text her and told her I might talk to Bobby Bones.
So she's listening, my beautiful wife, mother of three, Denise.
I love you, baby, Denise. I appreciate you, Babby. All right, Josh,
see you Lateryboddy. Everybody bye. Let's see. There was a
story yesterday. They came out that Janna Kramer was annoyed
that her ex had posted their wedding photo. You see

(01:00:46):
this at all? I saw it on E and I
know Janna relatively well, and so he had posted a
picture and he was like, hey, I had to tell
my son that I was married once for nine days.
And it was a picture of him and Janna. Oh
and he tagged Janet in it. It's just a weird.
Even when I saw it, I was like, that's kind
of weird. It's kind of funny though, So Janet Cramer

(01:01:07):
was not happy that her ex husband Jonathan shared a
photo of their two thousand and ten wedding on social media.
She said, quote, so Max's husband, because I guess he
technically was a husband. He tweeted out a picture of
our wedding day, but tags me in it. First of all,
why are you tagging me in it? I agree with that.
Sometime people will say really really hateful things about me
and then they'll they'll tag me. It's almost like they

(01:01:30):
want to make sure they want they want me to
be hurt, right, weird, So you know, she said, hey,
we've been great, but it kind of rubbed me the
wrong way, like, why are you posting a photo of
our wedding day that's from the past. And again he
was like a head to explain to my kid. Was
it an overshare? Maybe? But I think this is good
for her too because she talks about it. Then we
talk about it. I was I was thinking about this

(01:01:50):
too recently, about how you know, like if you are
married two or three times, like do you delete all
that stuff on Instagram before, like your post life? Because
I have someone that I followed that they they've been
married twice and they deleted all their stuff from their
last marriage, and I think basically starting you, I think
it is a it's a nice thing to do, especially

(01:02:11):
if you're other person's like, hey, why still got pictures out?
Like I deleted anybody all that for mine? She didn't
ask for it. I just thought, hey, this would be
good and I wanted to Oh yeah, I didn't realize
you did that too, Okay, just as a respect thing,
no other reason, and there's no reason for the other
garbage to be up. So let's take out. Let's take
out the trays. I'm saying, thank you. Let's go and

(01:02:31):
talk to Lily and San Antonio, Texas. Lily, you're on
the year. How are you? Hey, Bobby Lee Studio, what's
happen in So, my fiance has a best friend who's
a female, and listening to your earlier conversation, I wanted to,
like kind of ask another question about that. So he
wants her to wear a suit along with their gluesmen,

(01:02:53):
but I wanted to wear a dress. And I'm not
sure if I should make her wear like whatever color
dress you want or haven't matched the color of my
brides Naimes, you thought, so your fiance is having a
female groomsman, and it's about what she is to wear.
I'm just making sure I'm getting all this right. Yeah, okay,

(01:03:14):
I think she first of all, wears what she wants
to wear. I think she gets the option because I
don't think you can force her on a suit. She
doesn't want to wear it. But if she wants to
wear a suit, that'd be pretty cool. That would be
pretty cool. I think as it has to kind of
match the vibe. Is she standing on his side though? Right? Yes,

(01:03:34):
I think as long as it matches the vibe. But
they want a black and white suits. Yeah, okay, I
think she can't wear a white dress, but she can
wear something that kind of looks like what they're wearing. Two.
I think that's it. And if she wants to wear
a suit, grate. But I don't think you have to
make her wear anything. I don't think you make people
wear things. Really, I mean you're making us wear a

(01:03:54):
certain suit? Yeah, like I like it, but but you
then you then I wouldn't make I don't think I
would ever tell you like bones, I don't like this
if you came in so this is against what I
stand for. Blue suit. Yeah, I think you let her
make that decision, Lily. I think you give her a
couple options and then you let her make the decision. Okay, Okay, Yeah,
she said that she's down for anything, So I put

(01:04:17):
her in a suit that'd be hilarious and and I
pike mustaches. All right by Lily? All right? Thank you, Chelsea.
What's happening? Thank you for calling the show. You are
in Mary and Ohio, Go ahead, marnin studio. Hey, Bobby, So,

(01:04:37):
me and my husband found out we are pregnant, and
I find out this week what the gender is. But
we have a massive beck going. Um, I have to
go skydiving and I'm terrified of heights. If he's right,
what did he pick? What gender? Boy? And if you're right,
what's you have to do? I don't know. I don't

(01:05:00):
like a top skydiving. Well, I don't think you have
to top skydiving. Does he want to go skydiving or
does he want to torture you? Like? Which of those
two things is it for him? It's both he loves
skydiving and I hate heights. Then I think you find
something the same kind of pattern, like you find something
you really like to do but also tortures him, like,

(01:05:20):
here's the cup on for twelve three hours walking around
them all as I shop it Like, it's that's brutal.
It's that type of thing because he's going with the double.
He could go skydiving by himself and leave her at
home because she didn't like doing it, but he's gonna
make her do it as well to torture her. So okay,
I see your torture. How can we torture him back?
Let's talk through this, guys. Let's spit ball here. Yeah,
I like them all? What does he hate doing? Chelsea? Um,

(01:05:44):
he doesn't really hate doing anything. If I like it,
then he tries it. He got a pedicure with me
one time. Does he shop? He does shop? He does
everything I like because I like to do it, though
I don't know what's make him do? Okay? Does he
ever give you massages? Yes? Man, this guy sounds awesome.

(01:06:05):
But does he like? I want to date him? I'm like,
can I get I want to have a baby with him?
Does he does he like giving you massages? Yeah? He'll
just randomly do it. He. Um, he dyed my hair
before for me when I broke my hand. You know what,
just go skydiving anyway, we're completely turned. Um. I think

(01:06:27):
for you it's going to be finding something that you
really really want to do, or maybe a place you
really will really want to go and make him take
you for a weekend and he has to wear a
schoolgirl's outfit and cater to your every need. It's got
to be something like that. So that's what I'm gonna
challenge you to do and then call us back tomorrow.
But I challenge you to think of something that would
be fun for you but also torture him. Okay, that's

(01:06:48):
your homework for tonight. Awesome, Thank you, Bobby. Call us tomorrow,
let us know what you came up with and we'll
tell you if we we uh we give thumbs up
or night. All right? I will all right, by Chelsea,
thank you. I have a couple of things. One. I
got my second vaccine shot yesterday. Yeah, you're done. The
first one when I got it, my shoulder wasn't sore.
I had no symptoms. This one I don't have any symptoms.

(01:07:12):
Good so far. I text on my friends last night.
I got the same one. I got the oil Um,
I got the Nike shot. Yeah, there's fires in Maderna.
Not many people know about Nike. I just bought it
from a guy who was behind the Eyehoud. I got
your Nike shots. I got the Fiser shot, and I
don't feel any symptoms. I'm not sick yet hurt at all.

(01:07:33):
My shoulder does hurt in this one really bad, like
it's a but otherwise I feel great, and I should
be ready to go, fired up, ready to go out
into the world. I live alive. It takes. It takes
two weeks, they say, before you're fully vaccinated. I did yesterday.
It was fine. You walked in. They're like, what shots
us in my second all right, boom, all right, goodbye,

(01:07:55):
that's it. They make you wait fifteen minutes again, just
to make sure that you're Yeah, but as you know,
I was feeling like kind of rebellious. Yesterday's left. Now
thirteen minutes, I'd say the whole time. They ride a
time when your card, you're just supposed to stay too,
but they don't enforce that, and they really don't check
on you or anything. What I do though, because they're like,
you may have an allergic reaction. So I sat for
a bit and then I put both my hands on
my neck because I was swelling into itself and it wasn't.

(01:08:17):
So I was like, I'm good to go, and so
I go home and then I get this voicemail from
Matt Jones, who is He lives in Kentucky, he does
Kentucky Sports Radio. He's a dear friend of mine. And
we had sent out our saved the dates and some
people have them, some people don't. At this point just
a mail system. But I never RSVP for anything in
my life. Ever. I was a douche because this RSVP

(01:08:41):
is a real deal. And I guess until you have
to do it yourself, you know how important it is.
Because for us, we're waiting to see people are gonna
come that too much money we're gonna have to spend
on food, tables, chairs, And so m Caitlin said the
same thing yesterday on Instagram. She was like, Oh, I
never valued rsvping because I've never had to understand how
important it is. Now we do. We'll watch something every
day they RDP. I'm texting cousins that I know won't

(01:09:04):
RSDP and I'm like, hey, are you coming, We're gonna
RSDP for you. So this is a voicemail left from
Matt Jones about that. So this is a very awkward
message because I don't know what to say. But I
just was checking to see if, like, I'm invited to
your wedding. I think you said I was, and it's okay.
If I'm not, I promise it's no big deal. But

(01:09:25):
I just am trying to make my schedule for the
summer and I don't know what to do. So yeah,
if you could let me know, and if it answers, no,
you could just write me and say you know you
suck and you don't have to to send him voicemail
because I understand why that would be awkward. Cocats, that's
gotta be an awkward call for him to make, like, hey, man,

(01:09:46):
am I invited? Did you not invite him? I did.
I don't think he's got it yet, okay, but me
posting that, like, I'm friends with Ryan Hurd and Marin
and so they're artists who will be touring and Ryan
was like, dude, we gotta a date schedule. They they're
not gonna be able to come because Ryan's on the road.
And I was like, great, that's an RSP. Not like

(01:10:06):
it don't matter to me. Just let me know, um,
so I don't. I like when those come in too.
I felt bad for old Matt though. He's like, hey man,
look it's no, it's cool. Of course it's not gonna
be No. I mean we're good, don't worry. Um, but yeah,
the RSTP game is a for real game. I thought
you were gonna bring up the Caitlin text me last night.
Do you know she texted me about what she texted me.

(01:10:27):
He's like, hey, I just check in. Are you gonna
come to the wedding because you have an RSPED yet
I'm like, what are you talking about? Of course I'm
going to the wedding. Yeah, you are the best man.
It would be funny if you RSVP. No, I did
tell her that. I'm like, I just figured you assumed
I wasn't going to the weddings. No assumptions. Yeah, I'm
going that. Sorry to day. This story comes to us

(01:10:48):
from Florida. A man was out on a motorcycle ride
with his buddies when he was dressed like a cop.
He had on the whole uniform. Wow, he wasn't a
cop and he was on a motorcycle. Dressy a cop. Yeah,
he had like the yellow shirt they wear and it
had a fake badge printed on it. It said some
kind of AFID like. So you're gonna say affidavit now,

(01:11:08):
I was gonna say AFT, He said, well, because it
says according to the rest affidavit, he was wearing a
yellow polo with screen printed police type shields and badges
printed on them with the police terms, and he was
carrying a gun. Can't do that. No, I would assume
that you can't wear clothes to look like a police
officer past a certain point. I know you can buy

(01:11:28):
like NYPD like shirts to honor a cops T shirt. Okay, Yeah,
it said Protection Officer, Motor Unit and Metro State Protection
Services on his shirt. And he had a gun too,
And he had a gun, So what are they charge
him with? Impersonating a police officer And he's a convicted
felon with a shouldn't even had the gun, and he's
on a motorcycle exposed like everybody can see he's doing

(01:11:49):
it wrong. I'm lunchbox. That's your bone head story of
the day. Eddie said that some roofers near your house
listen to the show. Yeah, so my wife, I guess
she hears them. They're working on the roof. But they
listen to the radio and she said, hey, they listen
to your show in the mornings. I'm like, that's awesome.
I'm like, stand out there and listen to see if
they say anything like, huh, that's funny, Eddie, yeah anything.

(01:12:12):
She's like, no, I'm busy, I'm not doing that. But
I thought that was pretty cool. They're listening to the
Bobby Bone show in the morning. Yeah. Shout out you guys,
and let me tell you, I know how you feel.
I used to be up on those roofs early in
the morning. I used to do that. Looks like tough work, man.
I used to do tearoffs. I used to do tearoffs, cleanups.
And then also the loadofs Would you put the shingles
on your shoulder and you carry them up the ladder?

(01:12:34):
What do they do with all the shingles? They throw
on the ground. You go pick them up? Oh, that's
what you did too. Yes, it's like what I like,
who does that job? Because that's terrible. Take the shovel,
you put your foot on the shovel, you push it
under the shingle, throw them on the ground. If there's
a truck nearby. You try to throw in the back
of the truck us to pick up. Nails are everywhere
in the ground. Yeah, and so then you tear off,

(01:12:55):
then you clean up. It's the worst. Yeah. It seems
like a crazy, bad, bad job. And I never like Heights.
I didn't like him then, I don't like him now.
So shout out to you guys working hard out there
and listening to the show. Thank you, guys, have a
great day. We will see you tomorrow. Bye baby Bas