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September 9, 2020 76 mins

Bobby shares something he did in his relationship for the first time ever. Eddie did something in public and we debate if it makes him a ‘Karen’. Plus, Bobby reads an email from a listener who shamed a neighbor online for not picking up their neighbor's dog poop and wants to know if they took it too far.

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, the Bobby Bones post show, pre show, I
just stopped Daddy from bringing up something. But you can
say it now, noll I just you know, we're talking
about Dancing with the Stars, and I feel like, man,
that's It's like, it was a pretty cool experience for you,
huh like that. Loved it, just loved it so much.
Didn't love every day, didn't love the dancing, didn't love
a lot of the fans because the hardcore fans of

(00:21):
that show don't understand that it's a competition based on votes,
like there's Judge's half of it. Aside from that, a
lot of fans were great. It was a really wonderful
experience for me because I got to train with a
plus professional every day, although they were just grueling days,
ten hours, eleven hours at a time. But like Sharnot
first of all is great, but second of all, she's

(00:42):
a world class dancer. That would be like Mike Trout
being like, hey, you want to take some bad practice
every day for three months and try to make you
a better hitter. You know. That would be like Kyrie
Irving going, hey, come up to Brooklyn, let's work out
for three months straight. Try to make you better basketball player.
So I got to do that. Made a lot of
great friends. Still pretty connected to that show, and yeah,

(01:05):
it's it's a dopey show, meaning they bring people that
are pseudo celebrities. Hey, I know what I am. You're
I'm not a celebrit You heard everyone say something there Listen,
I know my role and you know you just you
embarrass yourself. And that show was really made so people

(01:27):
that don't know how to dance embarrass themselves on national
television in a fun way. Um, what about that live
TV experience? You were there for it? Yeah, that's what
I remember. Was pretty cool. As it comes back on Monday,
because all this stuff kind of starts racing back to me.
Before the first episode, I was paralyzed with fear because
I just I'd never danced. I'd never got my dance

(01:49):
right one time. The one I did, I did All
Red Suit, I did Travis Trip, tr O U B
L E. And I'd never got it right one time.
And so when I got it right on the show,
that's when I jumped out hurt, my shoulder fell down.
Ceted was too. Yeah, yeah that was very dramatic, but
they put me. Here's the thing about that show too.
They put the people that are doing the best and
like the votes at the top of the hour, like

(02:11):
at the very beginning of the show. There are spots
that you want on this show. You want to be
the first dancer, first or second dancer, or you want
to be at the top of the hour after commercial
because everybody's clip of channels because other shows have ended,
got it. So if it's a two hour show, you
either want to be first or second or you know,
seventh or wherever that next topic or very last. Now

(02:32):
who told you that though, or did some of you
figure it out while you were there? A couple things
that I was told after way after I left the show. One,
I'm so curious about programming. I'm curious about this show.
You know, I do things here tis wise minnutes segments
go certain places because of that. But I was like, hey,
why do you put certain dancers? This is once I
was gone from the show, and it had to go

(02:53):
way up in the hierarchy day to get someone to
answer this, and they said, they explained it to me, Well,
I'm gonna be a first or second. You want to
be top of the second hour because that's when people
have flipping channels when their other show is over, so
you want to grab them or you want to be
at the end because you're they're making people hold you.
So my first dance, I was like fourth. I was
in the worst spot you could be because who cares

(03:13):
about me, right, especially in their mind they're in they're
in Hollywood. They didn't know you're hella, hella la la.
So here Gomes is this goober from Nashville or from
Arkansas or from Austin, all around the same spot anyway,
but around you know, it's kind of and they're like, well,
we'll put him here. He'll be eliminated first. But after
the first episode you saw me go to very last.

(03:35):
Episode two, I was very last. And I was also
told by a high executive one after the show that
our listeners voted for me so hard. I believe his
words were in the finale. I could have taken a
dump on stage and just walked off and still one.
That's amazing. That's how loyal you are. That's how loyal

(03:56):
you guys are. I appreciate that, but I don't know
if I really could have. But you should have done
it bones, just try it out. You imagine all right,
he's done, get him out of here. I do, I do.
I'm proud of that show because I wasn't supposed to win,
and I got a lot better and I hung in
there and I fought adversity, and um, we did it

(04:17):
as a team. I was proud of myself. I made
my friend a bunch of money. Oh yeah, she guys,
you made her some money. Who Sharona? Who about your right?
And he bet a good amount of money and I
was like, like thousand, and I was like, I was like, hey,
why in the world would you bet on me at
forty one? And he said, well, I didn't think you

(04:39):
would win for sure, he said, but you your odds
are way better than forty to one, and you seem
to pull everything out all the time, even if you're
not supposed to. It was a good deal and yeah,
he thought the auds were good on it, and so
he bet it and made a and then donated it. Sorry, man,
I even didn't even think about it. I'm like, there's
no way, that's just a waste. You didn't believe in him.
I didn't because remember we would come here and we

(05:00):
would say, like, what do you think the odds are?
I was like, dude, I love you man, You're my boy,
but I'll see you winning this thing. Ray did you
bet on me? So? I said on the show that
I bet on you, but I did not bet so
do a lot of listeners did though. Then I would
see them collect in their check. They really did. Yeah,
and they got paid out months later, but they were

(05:21):
very very happy. Which you still haven't been paid for
your Donald Trump bet. We're talking to the next couple months.
So you think you're gonna make how much money on
November third election day? Fifty dollars? Well, hold on, would
it be November third because it's January of twenty twenty one?
If he if he is new, term would start, correct ends,

(05:42):
the next one would start. Yes, he doesn't have to
win again. No, he's served his full four terms. That's
that was it, the four years. So you bet one
thousand dollars on Donald Trump at fifty when he was
to recite like five people left on the Republican side,
And you still think that you're gonna paid fifty thousand
dollars in January of twenty twenty one. Yeah, he fulfilled

(06:04):
his job in office, and there you go. It's talking
about that No, he's not getting money. Do you believe
it with all your heart? Yeah? What do you think
I've been so excited these last couple of weeks for
I Yeah, I haven't noticed at all. Yeah, what do
you think I don't. I haven't thought. We didn't notice,

(06:24):
we didn't catch that pep in your step. You can't
tell this tripper ray. Um, all right, so Amy's not here.
You'll hear why in a second. We're gonna get going
with today's show. Thank you guys. If you don't mind,
if you will just write a nice note and say, hey, um,
listen to the Bobybone Show, this is the podcast, and
you tag me today, I'm mean I'm being Bobby Claus.

(06:45):
First of all, my Instagram, I'm just gonna give away money.
I'm just gonna post post because I put you Venmo
down below. I'm gonna start giving away twenty bucks, twenty bucks,
twenty bucks. I'll probably do one one hundred as the
grand prize. Also, if you tag tag me mister Bobby
Bones and the Bobby Bones Show, I'll just give some
need to those people too. I gotta do something because
companies spending anything on promoting the show. So if I
got to spend it. I'll spend it. So yeah, I

(07:07):
hit it up there too. All right, that's the deal.
Enjoy the show by everybody Alaska. Welcome to Wednesday's show,
Morning Studio, Morning no Amy Today. Now, she's not sick,

(07:29):
but one of her kids is. And she had her
take him out of school yesterday and call and she said, hey,
so and so sick. They have cough, they got stomach issues.
She said, I don't think it's corona because none of
us have corona. She goes ahead, and the kids haven't
been around anyone that would have corona. I said, the
kids are in school with a bunch of other kids.
She goes, oh yeah, and think about that. So she

(07:51):
doesn't think that her kid has corona. She does not
fill any illness. But I said, hey, just for everybody
else on the show, chill at home, get a test, okay,
and we'll see what's up. Maybe she works from home tomorrow.
I'm not sure. But you know, if she comes in
and happens to have it and you guys get sick, O, yes,
so upset it myself. Well thank you, yeah, yeah, nice

(08:13):
of you. Well you're immune. I'm good till late October.
They told me, when your antibodies wear off, yes, dude,
you can just go wild and free. No, I'm not
gonna go licking things. No I'm not doing No, get
on an airplane, breathe it in no walker like the
grocery store without a mask, and then be like, hey, mantibodies,
don't worry about it. Guess I'll get I'll get. You know.

(08:34):
I did see a story about how airlines have kicked
off hundreds of people. Yeah, and then what happens when
they get kicked off They go on the no fly list,
which it's almost a terrorist list. Yeah, like you, because
you're not anywhere, right. More than seven hundred airline passengers
banned in the United States for refusing to wear a mask. Now,
I'm not going to go on a mask tangent here,

(08:54):
but I'm gonna say, if the rule that has been
set by the airline is to wear a mask, you
have to wear a mask. Because they're a private company,
they could say whatever they want. So God love you.
If you don't believe in masks, that's on you. That's
up to you. That's on you. You handle that in
your own business. I'm not here for that, right now.
But I'm telling you, if that's the rule, stop trying

(09:16):
to be wise guy and not wear a mask. Delta
Airlines has been the strictest, putting two hundred and seventy
passengers on its no fly list. United banned about one fifty,
Spirit about one twenty eight to Frontier one oh six
and Hawaiian Airline six is southwesterns Light. Everybody run wilder

(09:36):
free too. Maybe everyone's just cooperating there, or they don't
care to. I saw a story online about a guy
who was flying a four hour flight and he did
the math because he knows if you're eating something, you
get to keep your mask off. Ah. Yes, So he
took a can of pringles and he took a bite
of a chip every two and a half minutes, count

(09:57):
of the chips, and he made it all the way through.
But having to wear a mask, that's funny. The only
time you had to put it on was one to
go to the bathroom and then to stand up and
pick out his luggage and his thing. That wasn't that
he was an anti masker, but it was that, all right,
these roles are so dumb. It is pretty dumb that
you can take your mask off to eat. But you're

(10:18):
in the same place that you are that you have
to keep it on well, and now when you have
to wear your mask just to walk in the restaurant. Correct,
But as soon as you get about twelve inches lower
in a chair, apparently corona is only high. It makes
no sense. But again, there's so much not known about it,
and you've experienced d I have, man, I've been through
both sides of it. Didn't have it at first, then

(10:40):
I had it. Now I guess I still have it. Yeah,
all right, no, Amy, Today, we're hoping she's gonna be okay.
All right. This is Chrissy from Rancho Cucamungo, California. Hey, Bobby,
I hope you're doing well. I want to know what
your guys favorite nine these countries homies. I'm just curious.
And by the way, Amy love your style. We'll tell her.

(11:01):
She's not here, she's out with possible corona. But what
color favorite nineties country song? I have a top three list,
coming in at number three on Bobby's Favorite nineties Country list.
My first ever concert, Diamond Riyo. Meet in the middle,
I start you start talking. It's tough to go down

(11:21):
and find your favorite this hard man even to make
a top three list for me. So I was maybe
twelve or thirteen years old. Church took us to Magic
Springs Theme Park to watch Diamond Rio. My first ever
concert had terrible seats. At number two is a song
from Brooks and Dunn called Neon Moon I've Been Most
Different nine. What's funny is talking with Ronnie Dunn, the

(11:49):
lead singer of that song. He says, so many people
have that as their wedding song, their first dance or
and he's like, that's a sad song about somebody being alone,
being alone in a bar and a neon moon above them, right,
He said, I don't think some people listen to the words.
They just kind of listened to. It's a slow dance.
They probably slow dance too. And full Love. That's a
lonely song. And finally, my number one nineties a country

(12:11):
song is from Garth Brooks. If Tomorrow never comes, Tomorrow,
never will she know? How? That was my first exposure
to Garth. Yeah, it's just that song and that record,
and so I still have that. You know, Amy would

(12:33):
say George straight and she may say Amarello by morning,
but that might be late eighties. Oh, gosh, you're right,
that's not nineties. Yeah. So so she'd probably go like
check yes or no or something, or I bet the Fireman,
I bet that's eighties two. Huh. I was gonna go
to Fireman. Yeah, Amarillo by morning nineteen eighty two. Dang.

(12:53):
And then George Straight the Fireman, which I thought Amy
may have guessed too, is nineteen eighty four. Man, he's
putting out the jams way back. It is Eddie. What's
your favorite nineties song? Dude? This was hard, but you
know what, And I loved Garth. Garth was my favorite
artist in the nineties, huge fan. But I had to
pick one. Now, when this comes on, it's my jam

(13:14):
and it's at the cusp of nineteen ninety and two thousands,
but it's something like that Tim McGraw, Really this is
my jam. Sure, she was killing me. I don't hear
nineties Tim McGraw on this really, Like I know it is,
but I think nineties Tim mcgrawl Indian outlaw. I don't
take the girl. I had a double check. I'm like,
is this nineties? Because to me when this comes on

(13:35):
and it's it screams nineties to me, and I love it. Yeah, okay,
turn it up a little bit. It is a jam.
Five years later, I'm down plane, I was kidding down
all right, lux Bucks. What's your favorite nineties country? Oh? Man,
this is easy. This is all the haters that didn't
think I was gonna go anywhere in the world, And

(13:55):
it's how do you like me now, Toby key having
I'm on my way. You should think I'm crazy standing
here again. There you go, call the haters nine two, Well,

(14:16):
somebody questioning them. Yeah, I was the wonder I'm like,
what here? Nineteen ninety nine? There's another hater and Lunchbox
got it right now exactly. I wasn't hating Marko. What's
your favorite nineties song? You're all but you were born
in I was born in ninety three, but I do
listen to a lot of nineties country music, but really
anything Shania Twain and I am a huge Shanaia fan.

(14:37):
But favorite of all time is man, I Feel like
a woman? Oh hey, do you have one? Yeah? This
is one that everybody always sang at the talent shows,
usually the girls, but it seemed like all the nineties

(14:57):
it was achy, Breaky Heart, Billy ray S. All the
girls sing this I's gonna go Strawberry Wine, which was
out there, and so I was like, you know what,
I gotta like the song. And so I think I
heard it that many times in the nineties that I
ended up being fine with it. He might cub was
fam if I'm gonna speak for Amy, I'm gonna do
this song from George Straight from nineteen ninety I came

(15:22):
home from school, I got sit home from school one day,
went to schinner. Oh my yeah, dude, yeah yeah, yeah,
turn it up against the rules and it didn't matter.
Why when dad got home, I told that story just
like at Hurst. Then stood there, almost trembling knees, waited

(15:46):
for the worst. Did He said, let me tell you
secret about the father's love. Secret Dad My daddy said
it was just between us. He said, daddies don't just
love their children. Everyone down. Then it's love without name. Chills.

(16:12):
That's like a great one. I don't know that she
would have picked out on our shirt. We can ask
go when she comes back, but that was the one
that or nineteen ninety two, I crossed my heart. Oh
pure country, Come on, I know, yeah, it's tough. Let's
do with George Straight because he's got so many Blue
Clear Sky not tinty six. He does like that one,
because that's that's a fun one. Give me some Blue

(16:32):
Clear Sky Raymundo from George Strait because this is a
jam too. I can still make Shyenne George strike coming out.
Here we go all the country, all the time. That's right.
We are the wolf, the bull, the moose. Right eighty
four point seven, Here we go with some George Strait.

(16:54):
You swear you had him. You're ready to get home
the little live they call low and out of the
blue player sky falling, ride into your hand like right

(17:14):
on the desert sand. It's the last thing you had play.
And now to the Blue Clayer sky my singer Ross
you should come and walking talking true looking for there?

(17:35):
All right? That those are our favorite nineties songs. That
was not easy, by the way, pick a favorite nineties
there's so many good one, I know, right, write this down,
great one, like I was like, do I go Mark Chestnut,
Do I go Joe Diffy? I know I struggle with
Diffy a little bit? Okay, but again it probably have
said the jew Box one of my favorites too. Sammy kers, y'all,

(17:56):
do we have to play something nineties now in a
whole segment on it, Eddie, what's a food that you hate?
Just hate olives? Okay? What's the food that you hate? Broccoli? Okay, Morgan,
what's the food that you hate? Steak? Yeah, but you
just wouldn't need it, like you're a vegetarian. But I've
tried it, hit it. But what is something that you like?

(18:19):
You just do not like? But you okay, would possibly
eat celery. There's no taste and it's just grunt and
the texture it's weird. Raymondo, you, I'm gonna have to
go with tomatoes, okay, And I would go with peanut butter.
Hate peanut butter. So what we're gonna do tomorrow? Keep notes.
We're gonna bring all this in no no, no, no no,

(18:39):
and we're all gonna try what we hate. I've never
had a bite of peanut butter in my life. Oh no.
I hate the smell of it. I hate the taste
of it, except I never tasted it. But I will
try a small spoonful of peanut butter on the show tomorrow.
This is not good. Everyone has to try what they
just said they hated. I'm on the show live tomorrow
in a in a pretty substantial bite. Oh we should

(19:01):
have lied. I haven't, but you didn't know why. That's
the thing I do, especially from Duncan. Um. Okay, everybody good? Yeah, Like,
did you have the list there? I have peanut butter, olives,
Lunchbox hates broccoli. I haven't have brocoli since I was ten.

(19:22):
Morgan hates celery, which is and then Ray hates tomatoes.
Maybe our taste buds have changed, possibly because I can
eat all the stuff that you guys like, who likes
peanut butter, I'll eat your peanut butter. That's what I'm saying.
So we'll do that on tomorrow's show. That'll be fun. Huh, yeah,
we'll do it. Like. Also, go back and check out

(19:45):
the podcast from yesterday's show where clay Walker was in
and he played He just played parts of five different songs.
It was amazing, So check out the podcast. Rarely do
we get to put music up in the podcast, but
clay Walker is up if you want to check it out.
I read an article that guys are sabotaging online reviews
of women shows so they don't have to watch them all.

(20:05):
That's funny because then they'll all go and put bad
reviews and if they look and they're like, oh, this
is it's getting twenty six percent around tomatoes. It's funny,
which makes the girl go, you know what, You're right,
maybe we don't watch that. Some number crunchers behind the
scenes of online streaming services have figured out that men
are sabotaging the online reviews. Researchers have seen an increase

(20:25):
in online mail reviews for Sex in the City, Grey's Anatomy,
keeping Up with the Kardashians, and not positive reviews, just
reviews from men. There's also been an increase in men
reviewing movies aimed at women, the Lifetime movies, the Hallmark movies,
ID Channel movies. What's the thing that your girl makes
you watch, your wife or your girlfriend that you would

(20:46):
rather not have to? And I'll go first. She'll flip
on Bravo sometimes I don't mind housewives, and some of
the housewives actually like to watch New York's fine with me.
The Beverly Beverly Hills ones. They just stress up too.
They're two extreme em in their interview segments. Okay, um,
but then below deck sometimes that'll be on Bravo. Okay, no,

(21:08):
they watch below Deck on the show. That's a decent show.
Not for me. I'd review that one bad Eddie Mine's
my wife likes to watch those home and garden shows,
like the House Hunters. I'm over that crap. They know.
They just go through the whole house and then the
couple discuss what they like and don't like about, like
why aren't we with not even our house? Why are

(21:28):
we going through this pain lunchbox. I wish I could
say Project Runway, but I become a fan, so I'm
gonna say love it or list it. It's worthy. They
have the house and they want to sell it, but
they have these two people come in and they remodel it,
and if they still don't like it, they list it,
but if they love it, they stay at their house.
So dumb, so stupid. There are a lot of house

(21:51):
shows hunt, lots of them. They're all terrible. Raymond Wives
with Knives because I've never got heard of the shows.
I heard of that one. It's on the ID channel
and it's usually on the Saturday morning when I'm just
trying to relax, and it's about women that tried to
kill their dudes, and they interview the women some of
them in jail. They reenact some of it. It's bloody,
and these women do have knives and they go after

(22:13):
their dudes. There was a story I saw about a
hitman where this woman, as a birthday present to herself,
tried to hire a hitman to kill her husband's mistress.
Oh my goodness, and she did it on her birthday. Wow,
that's airthday present to herself. Women are crazy. Woman in
Florida tried to hire a hitman to kill her husband's mistress,

(22:33):
and she wanted the job done before the twenty sixth
of the month because that was their birthday and this
was a birthday gift to herself. Yeah, but the hitman
turned out to be an undercover cop and she was
arrested on two felony charges. She offered two thousand dollars
for the job. Boy, if there's someone working that cheap,
you got a question. Either they're not gonna do that
good a job, or they're just gonna run off with
the money, or two it's a cop. Yeah, like a hitman.

(22:56):
It's I you need to save up for for a
long time and make sure you get a good one.
It's like a refrigerator or car tires sucks to buy it?
It does, but get the good but you bet if
you don't get the good one, you're not gonna get
a good result from it. And how do you find
a hit man? Where do you go? Google? Well? I
remember somebody created that fake site like hitman for hire
dot com as a joke. Oh gosh, and then someone
actually used it and try to hire a hitman. It's terrible. Hey, Mike,

(23:18):
did well you google? How do I hire a hit man?
Hard pass? Are you googling it? I'm not scared of that.
They come kicking in the door. Oh here first one
it comes up hire a killer, Hire a hitman, Hire
an assassin, Russian hit man? But what are you clicking? Click?

(23:39):
Whatever's Russian? Click it? It's a oh no, that sounds
like a weird rub site. And it says, can you
really hire a hitman on the dark web? That's New
York Post. Oh, that's where you get one probably, Oh,
hire a hitman, fall list of hitman services, Hire a
hitman dot PW. He should call one up. That's just

(23:59):
prices inquiring? What about oh um, Susie's list or whatever
it's called. Alright, anyway, guys are sabotaging shows, and I
thought that was hilarious. The latest from Nashville and Tullywood
Morgan number two thirty six. Skitty Thomas Rhet shared another

(24:23):
new song on his Instagram. It's called That'll be Us Someday.
Right now feels that for River, I guess a million
miles away, but I can't see us together, my little
That'll be a Someday. Brad Paisley described what his post

(24:44):
pandemic driving concerts would look like when this is all over.
I'd like to do it without the restrictions. I would
love to celebrate by doing the biggest driving thing you
can imagine. But you can go say hi to the
other cars. Somebody can come through, you know, and wait
on you with refreshments as opposed to having to bring

(25:06):
your own or whatever. We could sell concessions. That would
be nice. We didn't even do that. Tyler Hubbard of
Florida Jorjeline talked about a job he did before he
became a singer, a polished civil weare at Maggiano's for
like seven months, probably in hopes to just be a
server there, and I love Maggianos and it was definitely
an experience that I'll never forget, but I am definitely

(25:26):
thankful for everything I learned there and polishing civil war
and talking about learning patience and all that, but definitely
something I'm grateful to have moved on from. I'm Morgan
number two. That's your skinny hall. It's time for the
good news. Some good workers at an animal shelter in Lawrenceville,

(25:47):
Georgia through a special birthday party for a dog named Brownie.
To celebrate his second birthday and also to help him
get adopted. Brownie got to relax in a poll full
of water, chase some tennis balls. He also got special
cake and homemade treats, and at the end of the
party got his very own photo shoot, during which he
was joined by some friends. The hope is that these
birthday party pictures and people go, let's adopt those dogs,

(26:09):
especially Brownie. Nobody's adopted Brownie yet, the stories from wma
Z TV, So let's go. Let's go Brownie, Lawrenceville, Georgia.
Let's get you adopted. That's what it's all about. That
was tell me something good. Sorry up today. This story
comes to us from Kentucky. A man had a suspended

(26:30):
driver's license, had no license plate, and he's like, but
I gotta go run some errands. He got a piece
of paper, some magic marker drew a license plate, put
it on the car. As he was running his errands.
Cops all him pulled him over and busting him for
a fake license plate and driving on a suspended license.
I wonder what the move would be there if you
gotta get out? Do you fake draw one? Do you

(26:51):
not put one on? I mean you look at those
temp ones. They looked pretty easy to make, right. Do
you just write dealer tags or something. I'll just steal
one from another car. Oh see, we don't have the
criminal mind to think about that. Okay, there you go.
I'm lunchbox at your bone head story of the day.
Let's play around to riddle me this. It's a kid's
riddle game. All you have to do is get the

(27:13):
riddle right, Lunchbox, Eddie Morgan no Amy today. Oh come on,
I'm gonna give you five riddles right, your answers down.
We do a little different today. A riddle number one
and you'll have fifteen seconds after I read the end
of the riddle. What has a face and two hands

(27:36):
but no arms or legs? What does a face and
two hands but no arms or legs. Clock starts now
five seconds. Time is up, lunchbox. But that's a face

(28:00):
sent two hands but no arms or legs. Clock, Eddie,
I have a clock, Morgan, you're all correct? One point?
All right? Question to ridd on me this? What belongs
to you, but others use it more than you do?
What belongs to you, but others use it more than

(28:20):
you do? Clock starts now? What belongs to you? But
others use it more than you do? Riddle me this,
lunchbox and need answer. Yeah, your name correct, Eddie? I
have your name, Morgan, I have your phone or your

(28:45):
phone number. But I was a kid. Yeah, that's a
good one too, all right. Riddle number three. It flies
around all day but never goes anywhere. What is it?
It flies around all day but never goes anywhere? What
is it? Brittle me this? Yeah, fifteen seconds to think

(29:11):
about it. All right, guys, need an answer now, lunchbox.
It flies around all day but never goes anywhere? What
is it? I put time incorrect? Eddie, I put time incorrect, Morgan,
to tie it back up? Put air now a flag?
It flies on flag that does make sense, But time flies. Yeah,

(29:38):
here we go. When the water comes down when it rains,
I go up? What am I? When the water comes
down when it rains? I go up? What am I? Say?
One more time? When the water comes down when it rains,
I go up? What am I? When the water comes

(30:03):
down when it rains? I go up? What am I? All? Right?
Time lunchbox steam steaming? Eddie umbrella Corrett, Yeah, yeah, I
didn't have that precipitation. Precipitation numbers last one guy, this last.

(30:33):
I'm disappointed myself. I should have got that one. What
ship has two mates but no captain? What ship has
two mates but no captain? Ridd on me this ten
seconds left? I might just be in the right headspace today.
What ship you have to be for this? What ship

(30:55):
has two mates but no captain? All right, lunchbox chess incorrect, Morgan,
I ain't got nothing, Eddie man, I'm telling you I
just came right right away. Relationship that's correct? Mates but no? Yeah,

(31:16):
two mates but no captain? A relationship? There he is anywhere?
I think you want two riddles? Hey, I'll take it.
I'm usually not very good at this game. That's great,
all right, nice job, Nice before I get over to
this mail bag. I just gotta text because what happens

(31:38):
when I go do this TV show is they send
a car to get me to make sure I'm not late.
I'm not liked anything, but they're like, we're gonna send
a car and make sure it's the airport on time
and make sure you get home on time. And I
was like, you know, I don't need a car. I'll
be fine. I can drive myself and I get everywhere
on time for sure. But you know, they insist I'm
not gonna argue too much. So here you go. I
just got this text. I just gotta call that driver.

(32:00):
On August thirtieth tested positive for COVID. Oh my gosh. Oh,
I think you've been tested several times since then. They
just wanted to let you know. They found out over
the weekend the thirtieth days and night. Yeah, so bye,
Now i'd probably have a sim Yeah, yeah, I think
you escaped that one. Amy's not here today because one
of our kids is sick with a cough. And did

(32:22):
you ever have stomach issues? No, never had stomach issues,
So but yeah, how about that. They're like, dank, dang man,
isn't that crazy. Knowing that now, like knowing that you
were in that same car with that dude. I had
a mask on, he had a mask on. Okay, probably
it probably helped. I would think it at least helped me,
you know, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, let's open
up the mailbag, Bobby mailbag, Hello, Bobby. I recently caught

(32:48):
a neighbor who did not clean up after her two
dogs on my security camera. And it's not the first
time this has happened, but this time I actually have
proof of it. So I decided to shame this woman.
I took a screen grab from my security footage and
posted pictures with her face on them on the neighborhood
facebook page. Needless to say, she was quite upset and
confront of me to ask me to take down the post.

(33:09):
After I said no, she made her own post with
a picture of my house in the group, along with
a rude paragraph detailing the incident to make me look
like a bad guy for posting her face. I now
feel like I'm being shamed for shaming the person who
doesn't clean up after her dogs. I don't think I'm
completely in the wrong here, but I didn't mean to
create all this drama in my neighborhood. I just thought

(33:30):
she should be called out. Was it too far? Wanted
to get your thoughts if I should apologize, Stephen, Kay,
that's pretty funny. Huh funny. Here are my thoughts before
I play some voicemails back. My thoughts are, if it's
on your security footage and it happened in your yard
and you want to post it, you can, but she

(33:52):
has ever right to be ticked at you for putting
your face up. I probably would have what posted her
picture if over and over again her dogs are pooping
in my yard, like you gotta stop that, and it's
not I might have done it, but you also have
to face the repercussions. But I probably me, I probably
wouldn't go apologize. I'd be like, hey, tell you dogs,
i't pooping in the yard. It's a learning learning moment
for us both. What would you do? Eddie? Look, man,

(34:14):
I just whatever happened to old fashioned? Like? All right,
I busted you. Look face to face, here's the footage.
You keep your dog keeps pooping the yard. Stop stop
or we're gonna have some problems. This guy went straight
to the Facebook page. I think it's a little too
far for what is She's not hurting any anyone. She
I think if someone's dropping litter in your yard every

(34:35):
day and just throwing garbage in your yard, I would
wait outside and then when he walked up and to
litter and be like, all right, that's it you and
me Mano umano. No, you wouldn't, first of all. The
second of all, who knows if you're waiting outside at
the right time. They come by twenty three and a
half other hours of the day. But what's the Facebook
page gonna do make her stop? I guarantee you that
dog will not poop in that yard again. I guarantee

(34:55):
you the poop coming out of that dog's but in
her yard. I don't know. All the shaming is for
a reason, like shame, shame. I'm gonna shame you. I'm
gonna shame you. They're just doing the same thing to
each other. Let's just settle it one one on one.
I'm lady with the camer needs to get over herself.
She is so rude and unnecessary one the same difference. Listen,

(35:16):
the dog poops. That's what happens when you take your
dog for a walk. It poops. It happens. It's sorry
it happens in your yard. But no need to go
put them on Facebook now, I mean, it's just gonna
start a war. What they say, two wrongs don't make
a right good one. I don't think this was a wrong.
Oh come on, dude, I never it happened in her
You don't clean up after your dog, I know. And
one time I was walking the dogs and they pooped

(35:37):
in someone's yard and by the time I got back
around the neighborhood, someone had picked it up and put
it on my doorstep. What does that do? Love it?
They should do that. They're pooping people's yard are so annoying.
Here is Jennifer from North Carolina. If it's in your yard,
yes it's not. I do not worry about it. I

(35:58):
love y'all have a good bunch. That wasn't her yard,
so worry about it all right. Here's one more Bobby
on the dogs. Great idea. I think everyone should be
posted on social media that does not pick up after
their dogs. It's crazy. Stop that everyone. It happened in
her yard. Her camera's caught it. There you go. Can

(36:19):
you imagine how polluted the internet would be with a
bunch of pictures of dogs poop into people's yards for
no reason. I don't know that person. We'll put this
up on Facebook and you guys can answer the question.
Was this okay? Just got a Bobby Bone show on Facebook.
We'll post it up there right now. You're Samy's pile
of stories. Man. I love Cereal. It's one of my

(36:41):
favorite things in the whole world. I love cereal of smoothies,
I love soup. If I can eat those every day,
I'll just be happy. There's a new cereal, the oatmeal
cream Pie Cereal, which I used to love oatmeal cream
pie back in the day. I'd save up, I buy
a box, and I buy a few boxes at once.
Don't get me wrong. I did and save ball for
that one box and we get this if we get
star crunches and then we get marshmallow pies. Yes, and

(37:04):
so I would get those three and then I'd have
them for like a week. It was amazing. But the
oatmel cream Pie Cereal is about to launch. So imagine
your oatmel cream pie but in a Cereal and you
three ninety nine or five sixty nine for the big
ball box. They hit stores in December. How does that
sound to you, Eddie? It sounds good, I'll try it.
It doesn't sound amazing, I'm not. I don't love oatmeal pies.

(37:26):
You didn't love oatmeal pies. No, what was your favorite,
little Debbie? Don't say nutter butters because you'll get kicked
out of the room. No, I would. I would say
the ho hoes or the like the little Swiss rolls,
the Swiss rolls. Yes, gets the name right? Yes, yes, Swiss?
My grandma you see Swiss rolls? That was hers you,
my grandma have a lot in comments same age. There's

(37:49):
a candy factory that's basically doing something Willy Wonka style.
They're giving away golden tickets to toward the factory. The
creator of jelly Belly is giving away a candy factory,
well Wonka style. So it's like, all right, I'm quitting,
I'm done, I'm retiring. So he's holding a contest where
people can search for necklaces hidden in each state and
the fifty winners will be entered into a drawing to

(38:10):
actually win the candy factory. Well, kind of taxes you
gotta pay on that thing? The upkeep think about, Yeah,
how much to pay everybody? To keep working because I
want anyone losing their job. Like, do I even want
the candy factory? Yeah, a guy named David Klein is
the founder of jelly Bean jelly Belly. Jelly beans, I
don't even love jelly beans, yea jelly belly. Those are

(38:31):
the ones that kind of have a lot of cool flavors. Well,
so here's how the contest works. He's gone to all
fifty states and he's hitting a special necklace in each
state for fifty dollars at the gold ticket dot com.
It sounds like the Golden Ticket. The Gold Ticket, you
can get a ticket to a scavenger hunt for the
necklace in your state, and if you find it, you

(38:53):
get five thousand dollars. You get a tour, and then
you're in the drawing to win the factory. But when
you're in the tour of the is that do gonna
come up in the middle of like slock slug Worth
and kind of to ask you to steal a secret thing? There? Eddie,
I don't know how I've seen that movie in so
long I would even get the reference. I know the
girl ended up purple and floating out. Yeah, Violet's finally

(39:14):
Kane Brown and Caitlyn will get organized with the Home
Edit on Netflix. So the Home edits organizing company. It's
two women. I know them. They've organized Mike Closa before,
which is really really cool. But Netflix are doing a
series on them and Kane Brown and Caitlyn will be
part of that. So it's up today. I think this
is up today, so you can check it out. And

(39:35):
they did the pantry as part of the reorganization. Anything
new on Netflix? You're watching new? No? Uh? Why did
I see that was on there? No? Nothing new? I watched. Um.
I started Last Chance to Use season three, Independence Kansas.
That coach is funny really well, he was a quarterback
in Compton. He's like this fat white guy and he's

(40:00):
had a bad mouth and I don't know, he's just funny.
He's just they called him like eminem he was the
other guys like he was the eminem our team. It's funny.
I like that. But but now he's an adult and
he's coaching in Independence, Kansas. Okay, but I'm and that's
a couple of years old at this point, but I'm
getting into the Last Chance you And so it's Caitlin,
by the way, that's why we watch it. We both
like it. All right, that's your pile, thank you very much.

(40:20):
That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the
good news. Good Marcus Holly. He lives in Omaha, Nebraska,
and he's got three kids, and during the quarantine learn
at home kind of thing, he started figuring out that
his kids need desks to do school work. So he
went and bought supplies and he made little desks for

(40:42):
them and said, you know what, this is a little
easier than I thought, So I'm gonna start doing this
for other people that need that. So they put the
word out. He started making desks for people, charging them
the limited amount of money that he needed just for
the supplies. He said, man, this feels good. I'm helping
people and I can do this. So now he's continued
to do it, but it started to get a little expense.
He got an anonymous donation of a thousand dollars from

(41:03):
someone that said, hey, keep doing what you're doing. Oh man,
that's great. Yeah, so he's still doing it. He's got
to go fund me and he says, quote, I feel
like you just haven't lived until you've helped somebody. And
I totally feel that it's amazing. There you go. That's
what it's all about. That was tell me something good.
Amy's not here today, So instead of one of us
doing the Morning Corny in her place, all three of

(41:25):
us are going to do it Morning Corny A first Eddie.
All right, Bobby, I think Amy would want me to
do this. Bobby, do you need an arc? Uh? No? Said,
do I need an arc? Oh? I'm totally thrown off
an Do I need an arc? I know a guy

(41:49):
so stupid I don't even think you delivered it, right, don't.
That's not a repeater win, Okay, So you just say no,
and then I say I know a guy I don't know.
Just next person, all right? Next up will be lunchbox,
the Morning Corny. Why do ducks have tail feathers? Why

(42:11):
do ducks have tail feathers to cover their butt quacks?
All right, shout out, that's for you, Amy. And then
finally the Morning Corny. Why do melons have weddings? Why
do melons have wettings? Because they can't? Elope? Amy. We'll

(42:36):
always remember you, Morning Corny. He's alive. That was terrible.
Got a lot of feedback about you pushing your kid
off the boat over the weekend is a right. So
Eddie has a seven year old who did not want
to jump off the top level of the boat. So
Eddie just pushed him off. And so Lunchbox went around
first of all and talk to people about this. All right,

(42:57):
here's the first clip. Good parents, I guess why get
it out of love? And he didn't hurt him, I
guess a good parents. Yeah, he did it out of love.
He wanted him to show him how fun it was. Yeah,
good parents, because it's like he didn't make fun of
him after doing it. He didn't seas him, he didn't
seat him. So good parents, all right, thank you so much.
I have a wonderful baby. You're welcome you good too.

(43:18):
And he didn't have a life jacket on? Well, yes, yeah,
he's safe, all right, babe. Why the baby didn't want
to get in the water. He's impress from getting the water.
But after that, the kid loved the water. Oh no,
it on his own. Okay, so bad parents. Yeah, so
what if you got to say something to him? What
shall tell him? Don't do it no more? Okay? What

(43:41):
didn't most listeners say to you about that? I got
a lot of both, you know, a little half and
half of like, that's a great parents didn't teach him
a lesson, and then that's terrible. He's on one that
was a good staring. They made you get over steard. Yeah,
because he ended up loving it after that, he did
it all the time. That's goods ho garn his beard.
And here's some voicemails. This is Becky from Cornithal, North Carolina.

(44:04):
I'll push well, my exo was him pushed my son
off the boat and his finger got launched in the
little door and so he doesn't have but a little
funny nobe. So I don't know if I'd ever do
that again. But the whole different situation you're boyfriend sounds
like a goober. Yeah yeah, yeah, all right, here's this one, hey, Bobby,
and he's hid off to be lucky. Had it been

(44:24):
my father, he could throw me in a second time.
But that's the where it goes. There's a learning lesson,
all right. One more. When I was a kid, when
we went to summer camp, the counselors threw us in
the lake if we did not want to go swimming.
So I don't think that that's a bad parenting because
if a counselor can do it, and I turned out okay.
I think he'll be all right. Same. Looking at the

(44:46):
percentages online on the show, it's about fifty five forty
five good parents, all right, good good. I got the majority,
but your sign ended up liking it. What do you
jump off? Now? Look? Man, I still even asked him
last night, Hey, are you still mad at me when
I when I shut the book? Because no, at it? You?
That was fun? All right? All right, here's a call, Mobby.
It's like ten pm right now. But I just saw

(45:08):
your story on Instagram that you told Caitlin that you
love her. That's amazing. I hope you talk about it tomorrow.
Did you see that? Eddie missed? It? Very real? It
is well if you're new to the show. I had
never told anybody that ever my whole life. Wow and
so but it didn't just happen. It happened weeks ago.

(45:29):
Amy knows already. I wish you would hear to talk
about this because it feels weird just talking about it
with a couple of dudes. Yeah, tell us more bones
like you launch a bucks, get down on a knee
and say it no no, no, but um yeah, that
that's wait. Can you talk a little bit about how
you got to that point, you know, like, yeah, I
can tell you that I was finding every way to

(45:52):
say it without actually saying it, Like I would say
all kinds of things like what do you mean the world?
I'm absolutely crazy? Value I wouldna say everything, accept it
when I really meant it. It was for me, it
was just just, OK, you gave my mouth. I couldn't.
I just couldn't get it to come out of my
mouth because again, that was never said to me as
a kid. I've never said it in that way to

(46:16):
a human ever. I've joked around and be like, ah,
I love you, man, but I've never said that to anyone. No,
no girlfriends, no, no anything. And so for me, you
get amn't. But yeah, it was weeks ago, and what
was the scenario, We're just watching TV. That's because I
didn't want it to be at a big moment where
I was just like yelling it or saying it because

(46:39):
we were in the middle of something cool. I wanted
it to be grounded. I love you, and that's what
it was. And so it was very just normal times,
wasn't influenced by any big factor and that's it. But listen,
this relationship is so much different than every other relationship
I've ever had in what way? In every way, Like

(47:00):
the other ones were like elementary school and I'm in
college now, like those other ones, they just you know,
you look back in high school relationships yea, and you're like,
that doesn't really mean anything. That's what every other relationship
feels like at this point. So finally I had to
just go all right. And then someone asked us on
our Instagram story. We were doing a Q and A

(47:21):
on my Instagram and they were like, and I was like,
I'm just gonna say it just to him, So I did.
I said yeah, yeah, and then people lit up. Where
what was her reaction? She fall off the couch, she
started crying and I love you too, duh. It was
pretty simple like that, like pretty like, oh, I love you, okay.
She was just waiting for me to say it. I
already knew it, by the way, I just hadn't said it,

(47:42):
and so she was she wasn't gonna say it first
because she knows my history. Yeah, So how was her
reaction though? She's just great? No, it wasn't a big deal.
Of course, it was a big deal, but it was, Um,
this was great. It wasn't We didn't throw a party
or we didn't cry. Okay, but did you afterwards? Stop? Um? No?

(48:03):
So yeah that that that was it? Ray, How do
you feel about that? Did you know? Yeah? I saw.
I didn't know that you guys had said that, but
I saw the Instagram story and that just sounded like
a very genuine moment. You guys were being honest. It
recently happened and you did finally say it. Yeah. I
wonder if she had told your girlfriend yet, but that's
not something my fiance would tell me. You guys don't
have the rule where there are no secrets, well, and

(48:24):
I don't. I don't deal with chick talk either. I'm
the same way chicktok when she has her little girly
early talk, I'm like, you know, I'm good. I didn't
even know any gossip. I'm fine. Um, Amy knew because
I think Amy had been telling her for a long
time because her and Amy are really close, and Amy
was like, you know, he loves you, relax or whatever

(48:45):
their talk was, and so she went and told Amy
almost immediately. And I was like, let me tell Amy,
my best friend for years. Yeah, so yeah, yeah, Hey
that's cool man, it's pretty cool. It's a big that's
a big deal. It's a big deal in your life. Yeah,
in my life it is. I think most twelve year olds, no, listen,
I just grew up in a different way than most people.
But yes, it was a massive deal. And you know,

(49:07):
this is just a completely different level of anything else.
Nothing else even feels real except for this. So yeah,
thank you for that voicemail. Here is a voicemail Morning studio,
and I think you should bring you back. Never gonna
get it? Yeah, that's a tough question. Game. We could
play in a second, never gonna get it? Remember we
played this and then I'd ask you a really hard question, yes,

(49:30):
and most of the times we wouldn't get it. You'd
have until the break to get it. And then I
would go, you'll never get it, and you never would really,
all right, you asked for it. Here you go. It's
gonna be a tough question. About one in six drivers
have one of these in their car right now, although

(49:51):
they probably shouldn't. About one in six drivers have one
of these in their car right now, although they probably shouldn't.
What is it? Think about it? I'll tell you what
if you get a rider, give you twenty bucks. Oh
my god, what they shouldn't. I think that's all I
have in my wallet up for grabs, twenty Beni's nice,

(50:16):
all right. One and six drivers have one of these
in their car right now, although they probably shouldn't. What
is it? The question in our segment we call never
Gonna get it? What about one in six drivers have
one of these in their car right now although they
probably shouldn't. What is it? Let's go around the room here, Eddie.

(50:39):
My first thought was open beer can, but it's too
early for that right now, So I'm gonna go with
an expired license plate incorrect. Never gonna get it, Morgan,
what do you think it is? Well? I was gonna
say alcohol too. He didn't say that, though I know
I think I'm gonna I'm gonna go with alcohol. Incorrect.

(51:02):
One of six, I'd be terrible, lunchbox. About one in
six drivers have one of these in their car right now,
and they shouldn't have it, which makes it sound illegal,
But maybe they don't need it because it's not raining outside,
so it's an umbrella. Oh well, what they shouldn't have it? Interesting? Interesting?
Okay incorrect. Interesting, And finally Raymundo for twenty dollars, go ahead,

(51:26):
a picture of an X Y. That's not right either.
I'm getting humor that with the drama of waiting to
see is it right? You're onto some of that picture
on the spaedominter What is it how people put their
picture up there and you can't see how fast you're going? No,
not one and six drivers. Or in ninth grade you

(51:50):
get our first car, we put up a girl. It's
a lit warning light on the dashboard. Oh yeah, they
have that in their car. Okay, So nobody makes twenty
dollars can play this tomorrow again? Yeah, we'll give me
like that. Yeah, I love it. So I bet you're

(52:12):
even wondering who's been listening. Segment's found out that every
day between a central time between seven thirty and eight,
this person listens to the show. He's over eighty years old,
and he guess over eighty years old. Willie Nelson incorrect,
lunch Bob Barker incorrect. He lives in Oklahoma. Oh oh, oh,

(52:33):
oh years old Oklahoma. Barry Switzer. I'm gonna say Jerry Jones,
but he's not correct. He's not in Oklahoma, Oklahoma, Ramo, No,
any guests there, I've seen this one. Oh you have?
You can tell him? Tell them it's fine, is it?
It's a relative, right, it's Kitlin's gonna father. That's funny.
That's really funny. He didn't even know I had a

(52:54):
radio show. No, he just listens on some guy. No, no, no,
non't know one of the guys that he works with
on the farm or ranch or just a horse. I
know he has horses. I was like, hey, you know
Caitlin's boyfriends on the radio. And he's like, huh is
that right? Is that right? So he listens every day

(53:14):
until he's about He's won a bunch of state championships
in Oklahoma went girls basketball. He's still an assistant coach.
He was the head coach for a long time. He's
the assistant coach now. Yesterday at practice is just a
fun story. His name is Jim by the way, I
met him once. This is a fun story. Yesterday at
practice he's coaching and the girls were complaining about shooting
free throws. I'm like, this is stupid, let's shoot. I
don't want to shoo free throws. And it's like the

(53:35):
three fs your feet, your focus and your fingers, like
put him in the candy jar when you're done shooting
the shooting the free throws, it's like every time you
finish and they're like, okay, well, if you're so good,
why don't you shoot free throws at like eighty one?
He may ten in a row in a row and
that's awesome, that's really cool. Yeah, song and he listens
every day. Let's go between seven thirty and eight Central time.

(53:58):
So cool. We can play named that Jim and his honor. Okay,
oh guys, it's hard. Ukaylin's grandfather listens between seven thirty
and eight AM. His name is Jim, so this segment
is dedicated to him and unintentionally all the other gyms
out there listening to question number one buzzing with your
name if you know it, everybody can play Tony mic
up Ray. John Krasinski's character on the Ogebox Lunchbox. Jim

(54:23):
Helper Correct, Wow number two? What's the brand of beef
Jerky Eddie? Correct? Come on one to one baby Wow?
Next up. He played Sheldon on The Big Bank Theory
Lunchbox Lunchboy. Jim Parsons correct and play this here we

(54:47):
go a little guilty. I have some clips up here,
so oh you do? Okay, then don't play? Okay Eddie
and Lunchboxing Morgan's play. Uh, this restaurant has go ahead,
Jim Jims No, incorrect, Eddie. Let me this restaurant has
freaky fast, freaky fresh. She goes out of the rude.

(55:09):
I thought I had all the time wood on the board.
She blocks you out. Wow. Lunchbox two Eddie one Morgan
number two one. Wow. The thing is, I know lunchboxes
mine work. He's already thinking of every gym possible, so
he's like in the okay, here we go. The talking

(55:33):
cricket in Jimmy Cricket. Correct, nice too. The lead singer
of the Doors Eddie Jim Morrison. Correct, you know that
I don't even know who that is the creator of

(55:53):
the muppy correct with it now, I don't know that one.
The Canadian actor lunch Box Lunchbox Jim Carrett. Correct. Oh,
the thirty ninth president of the Luo Lunchbox Jimmy Carter correct,

(56:14):
we do have a time. What on earth with one
to go? Come on, it's the final one to have
on the tiece paper. Do you have a clip of
this one. Ray you let me talk to her quietly. Yeah,
that I'm gonna play a clip. Oh man, it's gonna
be a dang music clip and clip. He's got the
advantage because that music your ears work all right. Here

(56:36):
we go named this artist box ahead, Jimmy Hendricks and
correct around that is man is out. She's not out,
She's not okay, Eddie, I was getting all cocky here
singing it jim Crochy. Correct, there you go, Eddie, yea,

(56:59):
And they're going to that sounds good. That was fun.
That's a battle. It was the end when lunch Box
came in with like two in a row and then
I came in with like two in a row. They'll
probably make it thirty for thirty on this. Let's be honest.

(57:23):
It's time for the good news. Good Terrell Potter is
a retired cop in Alabama. Started having issues with his
kidneys and he found out I'm gonna need a kidney transplant.
So word gets out and Joscelyn James hears that he
needs a kidney. She's like, man, that's that cop that

(57:43):
locked me up numerous times over the years. When got
tested perfect match donated her kidney to Wow because she
was betting battling opiates, opioids, and she said, he helped
change my life. He turned my life around by locking
me up all those times. And they both had had
the surgery. He's doing great, Wow, But he didn't rest
her again. Now it's a great pass. All right. There

(58:04):
you go. That's what it's all about. That was tell
me something good. So if you remember a few weeks back,
Lunchbox saw some neighbors. They were all inside of a
house having a little party, and he called the cops
and he said, this is not COVID safe, and the
cops came. He doesn't know what happened. But then he's
walking back around in the neighborhood a boy a week
later and they're like, hey, you're gonna call the cops
on us again. So our listeners deemed you a Karen.

(58:29):
Yeah they did, for being safe and looking out for
the goodness of others. I'm a Karen. But okay, whatever, people,
if you want people to get sick, that's up to you. Now.
The question is, is Eddie a Karen? Oh? Because this
is what happened, explain this situation. Don't defend yourself. I'm
not explained the situation. So, I'm with my kids at
a bouncy house place, like a trampoline place, and we're
all having fun. There's not a lot of people in

(58:49):
there because there's COVID. You know, we've got wearing masks
and being safe. But in the corner over there there's
a little teenage couple making out. I mean it's really
hot and heavy, and I'm like, all right, boys, look
look the other way. But there are boys and they're like,
oh look over there, Dad, Loom like, guys, stop, guys.
These guys were like going at it, making out, and

(59:10):
I'm like, all right, if somebody needs to like slow
this down a little bit. So I talked to my
wife about it, and we said, let's tell the people
in the front to break up the party. So we did.
So you went to the front desk and said, I'll
be the front desk. Yeah, sir, Yeah, we have four kids.
There's this little couple, teenage couple kids making out in
the corner there. Can you please tell them to stop?

(59:31):
And then they said, oh, okay, they're just making out
over there. Yeah, I mean they're making out. Our kids
are staring at him like this is just not it's
not good. Really, let's break it up. Okay, we'll send
someone over there, sir. And so did they they did?
Did you watch they did? And did they stop? They
send someone over there? They broke them up, and they're like, oh, okay,
you can tell them, like give them a little attitude
or whatever. So they held hands and started jumping the trampolines.

(59:51):
That's more alike. It jumped up and down with your
holding hands. You don't have to make out in the corner.
All you guys can call us, leave us a message.
Eight seven, seven seventy seven. Bobby is Eddie a Karen
for this? Let's call the room? RAYMONDO is Eddie a Karen.
So I'm guessing they weren't wearing masks. Well, no, they're
making out. Well it sounds like did you say your

(01:00:12):
whole family was wearing masks? But that was our choice,
It wasn't policy or anything. Yeah. I don't think you
can just do that kind of PDA, especially at a
family establishment a baseball game. You can get away with it,
but that's a kid centered type of activity. So no, Eddie,
you were fully right as a dad to do this. Wow, Ray,
thank you lunchbox. I know you want another Karen on
your team. Go ahead, dude. I want to say, Eddie,

(01:00:33):
I got you a jersey and I got you a
spot in the starting learn lineup because you are a Karen.
There are two teenagers that are having some freedom out
from their family and they're not you know, mom and
dad hovering on. So they're swapping a little spit. Who cares.
Let them be them, you worry about you, and let
them make out they're not hurting anybody by kissing each other.

(01:00:53):
I mean, oh, you are a terrible, terrible person. How
are you doing, Karen? Alright? One vote, no, one vote,
Karen Morgan. Oh, he is absolutely a Karen. This little
teenage couple had had no impact on your life whatsoever.
They're minding their own business. All you guys had to
do is look away and go on with your lives.
But you didn't, and you made them stop. You're a Karen.

(01:01:16):
I wish Amy was here. You are not a Karen.
Thank you. It wasn't you that was bothered. You were
doing it for your kids. Correct And also, hey, Braddy,
teenagers go to a park, go into a corner where
people can't see you. Thank you. So I'm gonna go
not a Karen. I think it's okay if you want
to say, hey, stop making out in public. Man. When
you're a parent, you have to just do what's right

(01:01:37):
for the kids. And look, if I was a teenager,
i'd look at them be like, hey, props man, nice
make out a way. But you're not. You're a parent.
You got to look out for your kids. They're watching.
It's not a good thing. It's two to two though
Amy's not here to give the fifth vote. But Scuba Steve,
our executive producer, Scuba Steve is Eddie a Karen, and
does he join team Karen. So my thought on it is,

(01:02:00):
now that I'm gonna have a daughter myself, I'd almost
appreciate someone like you breaking up this boy and girl
thing going on. So it is Karen like, but I
think I have to go with you being a Karen. Yeah,
I'm the deciding boat and you're Karen, who I thought
he was in one direction. I was, But it's just
it is kind of like like Morgan said, it's not
your business, leave alone, like, move on, who cares? Dang?

(01:02:22):
So you already a guy when we were in middle
school breaking us up at the roller skating rink that
we was making out. That was for suing me at
the he said, breaking us up, like he was always
the one. We were making out in jail what Yeah,
they had a little thing called jail like where it
was like some bars and you called a jail and
you're going there and make out. Whoo. The roller skating
rink right over there, I'll burn a road. It was
awesome there they have a roller skating rink. Yeah. I

(01:02:43):
had Crystal Palace. I had Fantasy Land. What do you
have m Kansas, Morgan. I don't remember what it was called,
but we definitely went for like Pto Knights, but you
don't have Eddie. Where was yours? Fantasy Land? Yeah in McCallan,
South Texas. Yeah, that's why I mean I got my
first kiss there. See that's all the first time ever
held a girl's hand was roller skated. Yeah. And I

(01:03:04):
was pretty good at the limbo, so I kind of
flex on Libo scale with a little bit. You could
never spread my legs out wide, but I could get
very low. So I was really good, but not great.
The great ones the splits underneath it, Oh yeah, the
great one, the great ones. Could you skate backwards like
some of the other great ones. Yeah, becauld you go,
you go out in out in. Yeah. Man, those guys,

(01:03:25):
the guys that can go backwards look so cool. You know.
I wasn't. Again, I wasn't great at it, but I
was good. If I needed to go backward, I could. Raymond,
do you have a skating rink? I did, but I
think it might have been nameless. It was probably just
called roller skating rink. It was we went all the time,
and I said that I cannot tell you what it
was called. All right, call us and let us know
if you think Eddie's a Karen eight seven seven seventy

(01:03:48):
seven Bobbies said, nobody won my money for twentybody get it.
I'm gonna give it away on my Instagram page. I'm
just gonna get on my Instagram and go, all right,
post you ben Mo, and I'll just start sending people
twenty bucks just randomness for no other reason. Well, that's
nice of you, lunch boxes riding it down. I'm on Instagram,

(01:04:08):
mister Bobby Bones, if you want to follow me. I
think Bobby Clause is back in action today. Hey, mister
Bobby Bones. And if you have venmo account, just post
it up there and I'll just start sending people twenty
bucks at a time. Let's I'm very fortunate to be
where I am, and I don't want to take that
for granted. And they don't give us any money to
promote our show, so I have to use my own bottom.
Ye yeah, well not bottom hide. I mean, that's kind

(01:04:29):
of what it comes to. But if you follow me,
mister Bobby Bones today, I'll do five or six of
them and just give away twenty bucks. They haven't give
away a special hunch dollars. Oh wow, that person randomly,
or I let Caitlin or look at it and just
pick she'll pick a number or ye, yeah, so we'll
do that. That wildfire in California started because of a
gender reveal mess up, and now it's been in the

(01:04:51):
news a bit. But as multiple wildfires burning California, one
was started during a gender revelle party. A gender reville
in uk California resulted in a massive fire that has
burned over eight thousand acres so far and endangered more
than twenty thousand homes. The cause of the fire a
pyrotechnic device that emits colored smoke to show the baby's gender.

(01:05:13):
The device accidentally lit some nearby grass on fire. The
family tried to put it out with water bottles, it
quickly got out of control. Can you imagine when it
gets out of control, You're just like, oh my god, well, helpless,
there it is. We suck. We're probably going to jail
or we're gonna lose all our money. Yeah, holy lords,
this isn't the first time this has happened, right, a
couple of times on gender reveals. By the way, I'll
get a gender reveals in a second. Okay, A smoke

(01:05:35):
generating pyrotechnic device used at the party caused the Elderado
Fire in San Bernie, Neocalley County to get into action. Quote,
I accidentally set the woods on fire, as one of
the kids who was yelling that they quoted a kid
in the background yelling that accidentally. Hey, so, so they're

(01:05:59):
they're legal action or like they press charges. Um, I
don't know about I don't know about legal. They can
probably charge them, and I had seen that they were
going to maybe charge them for all the fire department
time money supplies. Um. So, gender revels in an open

(01:06:20):
field in a hundred every weather in California probably are
no go. Even though it's an accident, there were a
lot of there are a lot of ingredients there that
could have made a really bad situation happen. Right, Yeah, absolutely.
What do you think about gender reveal parties? Though? Period?
Hate them? I didn't do them. Hate them, and they
weren't a thing. I guess when I had well now,
I mean even when I had my second son. It

(01:06:41):
was a it was a thing, but we didn't do it.
I don't know. I don't like them, so I don't
hate them. And let's say Caitlin and I were having
a kid and she was like, let's have one. I
really am passionate about it. I would do it. However,
I just know that if I'm dunking a basketball and
it popped, or yeah, how about a cake, I'm I'm

(01:07:01):
cutting a cake and I'm looking for blue and pink,
I just know how I'm going to react if it's
pink and it ain't gonna be pready. Wasn't there a
basketball player that did that and he couldn't hide his emotions.
It was just like really just like just destroyed when
it was pink. So and I know in the end
I will be super happy about it. I know, after
I had the kid and she was wonderful, I'd be like,
I was so wrong. But me at this stage, before

(01:07:23):
i've had a kid, if I cut it and it
was pink, I couldn't fake it. So right now you
don't want you're not hoping for a daughter, not first. Yeah,
right now you're thinking like, oh, I'm gonna be a
dad drill boy. Yeah, I mean, hey, I every I
think all guys think like that. First, All guys do
think that. I agree. Um so again, some gender reveal

(01:07:44):
parties are cute, not think they're fine. Sometimes um basketball,
huh well, exploding basketball. I like it, like it's like
a balloon thing you slamming. There's a border patrol agient
pleads guilty to starting wildfire and gender reveal gone wrong.
I remember that was different one. Dennis Dickie, thirty seven,
has agreed to pay more than eight million dollars for

(01:08:04):
starting a fire during a twenty seventeen gender reveal event.
Didn't he shoot? I think a thing that exploded? Yeah,
I remember that video. And there's a picture of the
fire and it looks like a just it's from a movie.
It's so big. Yeah, was it pink? Or blue. I
don't know, I don't know. It's just unfortunate. Right, they

(01:08:25):
definitely did it have this party with this in mind? Right?
And then who who's on the on the hook for
that the person that threw the party or the parents
or the you know, the about to be parents. I mean,
that's whoever started the fire, right? But okay, but if
it's a pyro thing, is it who pushed the button
or who let the feuds? Oh gosh, I don't know.
You're the judge, what do you think? This is a

(01:08:46):
tough one, man. This might be one of the ones
where you sit in the jury room for like hours
an hour. You just you just need we need more
Panera bread. We're gonna be here for a while. It's
a twenty four hour hung jury. I would think that
whomever through the party m hm, the organizer of the event,
because had the event not been organized, the fire wouldn't

(01:09:09):
have happened. Would the damage be less of you? They say, Hey, guys,
if I want to just split all of this, Oh,
I'm not voluntary. Yeah, you know they're all were they
all forgot they were related real quick. Hey, we want
to help me out with this bill saw that and
then Arby's is selling meat by the pound now, O
case you guys get hungry, Arby's is now selling three

(01:09:31):
of its sliced meats by the pound or a half
pound at different locations. People wanted it, they love it.
That's a lot of meat, guys. I've never had Arbies
really ever in my life. By the way, tomorrow we're
eating things that we hate to see if we like them. Now,
everybody come in with an open mind tomorrow because I'm
gonna have a spoonful of peanut butter. Never had it

(01:09:52):
my life. Do we have to bring our own food
ors that it'll be supplied? Okay, never have peanut butter
in my life. I'm gonna have a spoonful. Yes, are
you doing creamy or crunch? It's whatever that Mike Dee
deems appropriate for me. Okay, Lunchbox will eat some some
cooke broccoli. Eddie will eat olives. Now, there are different
kinds of olives. You can choose whatever. I hate them all. See,

(01:10:12):
but you'll it's not just one. Because I'm gonna have
a whole spoonful. You'll need to have like four. What. Yeah,
Morgan's gonna have celery, which I think you just got
Addie Morgan's light Water and water It's it's the stringy
texture of celery I don't like. And then Raymond it
hates tomatoes. Yeah, when you crunch down on it and
you get those, it's just a gross mixture of the

(01:10:32):
tomato plant whatever that is. Yeah, tomorrow we will be
doing all that. By the way, check out yesterday's podcast.
We have Clay Walker on the show and he actually performed.
We got to keep it on the podcast, which we
don't normally get to put much live music inside the
podcast but for legal reasons. But go and search for
Bobby Bone Show where ever you listen to your podcast,
and check out Clay Walker. We love nineties country on
this show. A man, he just ripped through some songs

(01:10:53):
and it was amazing. A Texas woman loses seventy pounds
after her ex boyfriend says she's too fat Today eight Wow.
Miriam Blanco, a thirty three year old mother of four,
claims she was dumped by her ex for being quote
too fat. She said, I had an X that would
always tell me no one wants to end up with
someone fat, and that I was lucky he was even
sticking around what a piece of crab this guy sounded like. Man,

(01:11:17):
I remember that stuck with me for a long time.
Sometimes it still gets to me. After that. I was depressed,
single mother of two. I hated how I looked. I
had very low self esteem. I used to tell my husband,
if you left me in front of the woman, I
wouldn't be angry because I knew he could do better
than me. So the pharmacy tech from Houston managed to
turn her insecurity into motivation and lost seventy pounds from

(01:11:39):
two eighteen to one fifty. Good for her, basically seventy pounds.
In twenty fifteen, she was in a car accident left
for with severe back pain, and doctors limited her options
to surgery or relying on pain medication. She didn't want either,
And now she works out daily, even after working twelve
hours shifts and making sure that she gets her protein, cars, fats.
And you know, good for her for making that change.

(01:12:01):
You hate that someone had to treat her like garbage,
yes for her to feel she needed to do that.
And I hate that he's still part of the story too,
Like I feel like he's such a jerk about it.
What kind of person says that to another person, just
break up with him, if there's something about him, it
could be anything, just just you know what. This isn't
for me. Yeah, but to say something like that to
someone is awful. Good for her love that she did it.

(01:12:24):
I hope she's able to maintain it. It's awesome. Here's
another one. A woman loses over eighty pounds after being
barred from a bachelorette party due to her weight. Yez
Hannah Guthrie says that an embarrassing moment at a bachelorette
party to change her that caused her to change her life.
After being told that she was too heavy to write
a segue, which was happening at one of the events,

(01:12:45):
she was forced to sit on the side and watch
everybody else have the party. At the time, she waged
over two hundred and eighty pounds. It was so awful.
It was my new boyfriend's sisters on and on. But
but she did she lost the weight. So that's good. God.
Some sad stories. The way people are treating other people,
that's you know, I obsessed, especially when we're shooting a

(01:13:07):
show about keeping my weight to a space because I
want to look thin on TV, and so I was
unhealthily and Amy would really give me the stink guy.
Right now, I weigh myself about three times a day,
and I know where I should wait throughout the day,
and for me, it's a good check of what I
need to do short term goal um. But now every
day I go in and get on my scale and

(01:13:28):
Kaitlin puts a note over the top of it. It
was like, you look great. Stop weighing yourself so funny.
Every day I gotta peel it up. And part of
me's like, that's really sweem. A part of me's like,
let me just weigh myself. Come on, it's funny. Remember
we were in we were in what's it Virginia Beach? Yes,
we were in Virginia Beach and Arkansas was playing basketball

(01:13:50):
and we were getting our butts kicked yep, And we
had to go do sound check at halftime and in
Arkansas gonna be like twenty five points and I was like, hey,
when I come back, just make sure Arkansas is in
the lead. No one that she has no control over that.
So Eddie, I got to sound check and we come back.
She has created a fake score just like the one
on TV and tape and taped it on the TV.

(01:14:12):
It was like Arkansas one oh six, Alabama eighty three, hilarious.
And then when you peeled the sticker off, what was
the real score? Well, it wasn't that good. I'll be
honest with you games forever. And you guys are like,
you should bet again, you should bet again. And I
was like, you know what, I want to hang out
with Ray and Eddie Lunchbox are betting. So I put
some money on betting. App bet it. It took all

(01:14:35):
my money. Yeah, and Arkansas lost, so I was out stupid. Yeah,
you never bet after that again. I have no need.
I have no need to bet. I used to bet
all the time. I used to gamble so much, and
now it's like I only get an emotion if I
really lose big, and I don't like that emotion because
if I win, I'm like, ah cool, I'll just better

(01:14:55):
than There's not a real joy from winning. Yeah, I
get that. The only do I feel anything is when
I lose, like I want two bucks yesterday and I
got really excited and that's great, good freezy, thank you.
So Lynn Goodman, who is a judge on Dancing with Stars,
the old guy won't be in the ballroom this season,

(01:15:15):
so really so. Carrie an Et spoke with the new
host and executive producer who is Tyra Banks, and said,
and talking to because the premier is the fourteen, which
I think is Monday and prod answer. Celebrity contestants have
already been announced, but Lynn Goodman carry in a nabat.
Bruno told Tannio Toniolie, how do you say that I

(01:15:36):
don't know Tom Yoli Bruno, Tom Yolie, No, that's not right.
I should know that he's a wonderful guy. Um. Quote
Carrie an is definitely back. And Bruno, who I can't
wait to buy with because he's just crazy as I am.
At the moment, we're trying to figure out how to
incorporate Lynn Goodman because he's in England and all the
travel restrictions because of COVID. That makes sense, so he's there. Um,

(01:15:57):
Derek Cuff is going to be a judge too. Okay,
so they're having four total. Well I don't know if
Linda be able to do it. Okay, Well, I don't
know if they're gonna put a camera in or not.
You know, I'm happy too. I've told you already got
screwed over on the hosting job. But um, that's I'm
anxious to see the first episode. I'll treat it like
I do a Major League Baseball season. I'll watch the

(01:16:19):
first like opening Day. I watched the first few weeks,
that's what I do too. And then about the middle
of it, about games sixty through eighty five, maybe ninety,
I'm like, how do how do? Let me just check online.
Let me just check online, and then we'll see you
back in October, you know, like one twenty two, one
sixty two. I'm right there. That's how I'll do Dancing
with the Stars too. Um, but I love that show.

(01:16:41):
I do. I love the show. I love the people there.
That's what's up. Thank you guys, We'll see you tomorrow.
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