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December 30, 2021 49 mins

Show members try and guess the most loved and hated USA things in the 'Bobby Feud'. Eddie recently blamed his wife on the air for losing his wallet and today he had to apologize after finding it under the seat of his own vehicle. His apology led to others sharing their own apologies. Bobby opened the show with some music from 'The Chicks' and it took Amy back to her Texas college days at the karaoke bars. She shared her singing skills!

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Speaker 1 (00:11):
If Friends, Welcome to Thursdays show more Studia Morning. In
nineteen ninety eight, the Dixie Chicks at the time now
called The Chicks, released Wide Open Spaces. It was their
major label debut of those three. It was the first
album when Natalie mains. If you look back, the old school,
old school Dixie Chicks stuff was bluegrass and it was
a slightly different version. Really didn't know that, but Natalie

(00:34):
was brought in. They kind of reshaped the group a bit,
and that's the version that we know. So why don't
I mean, this is a massive album of nineteen ninety eight.
I was graduating high school. Dixie Chicks were dominating the world.
This song was major, Like think about life? Did it? Yeah? Right, yes, no,

(00:54):
it's this album Like I had the cdon repeat everything
about Wide Open Spaces. Yeah, of course, I'm like a teenager.
I need space. Do you know any other songs? Because
I pulled the whole record, I'm putting this in my jukebox.

(01:15):
Is one of my one hundred what I what I
call my quintessential albums. This goes in Do you know
any other songs off this? If you'd have to just
say them and then all yeah, you'll know them if
I do that. But don't get confused. A fly but
that's it's a whole different record. One year later it
was the Fly Record. Okay, so was Cowboy take me
away on this one? That's fine. Let me let me
do some songs, all right? Thanks obviously, Wide Open Spaces

(01:38):
went number one. The debut single from this was I
Can Love You better A face you love? I can
love you better than Yeah, damn, thank you. Wide Open Spaces,
which went number one, was also on the record which

(01:59):
I played Dad, also at number one. There's your trouble, Oh,
Jam's your trouble? See and you can see I love you.
I used to karaoke this. Did you hear her? Try
to go really hard at it? And then she stopped?
You went went because I was taken back to the

(02:21):
mice stage days karaoke. Maybe we get this instrumental later
on the show in Amy karaoke missing now, Yeah, And
I would hope that this guy that I wanted to
date was in the crowd. Why don't you call it?
Was you ever in the crowd? Nah? It's Refreshman Europe College.

(02:42):
Maybe next hour we got that instrumental? Amy does this
next some that'd be good. Hold on, how about a
number one? You were mine? Sometimes? I haven't thought about
this a long time. Joe name how about this which

(03:05):
wasn't a big radio song, but I remember Letter Rip
and all the words there you go nineteen ninety eight
on this day, this this album came out. It does
go into my jukebox. I'll put in there today as
one of my point essential albums. Letter Up is not

(03:27):
a big one for you guys. Hunh no, I mean no,
but I remember it. Jam. Let me go over and
take a couple of calls. Here Brooke in Indiana is
on the phone. Hey Brooke, how are you today? Oh? Hi?
Um So, Today's my thretieth birthday and I just thought
it'd be cool to call in. See what you guys
all thought was more fun or better your twenties or

(03:49):
your thirties so far. First of all, happy birthday. Here.
Here is my kind of ascent into the world. The
younger I was more miserable. It was for me, just
because of my circumstances growing up as a kid, being
poor parents. I didn't have a good However, in my
twenties I started to go I might have something here,
meaning I might be actually good at something, and I

(04:12):
started to kind of be okay at doing radio and
doing some comedy stuff, some TV stuff, and I was like, Wow,
may can actually have a life that I want to have,
not just one that I had seen over and over again.
Where I was from, it was just people just kind
of fell into a formula. I didn't want that for me.
My thirties, I was like, oh, yeah, like I've really
dedicated myself. The thirties were my best decade. You. Yeah,

(04:34):
I think the early part of my thirties I loved,
and I think at twenty nine I was scared to
be thirty. But then right once I was into thirty,
I was like, oh, this is gonna be an awesome
time because, yeah, similar to a lot of reasons, like
you just start to discover things about yourself and you
you also care less about dumb things. Don't get me wrong,
you still care about dumb things, but this is different.

(04:56):
You're more shocked by it because like, why am I
caring about these? Yeah? So, Brooke, I think you're in
for a for a world of good. Congratulations I'm making
it thirty and happy birthday too. I'm glad you got
on the show. Great, Thanks so much. All right, see
you later. Have a good day. Happy birthday, birthday. Let's
talk to Joe Anna and Louisiana who is on the show.

(05:16):
Hey Joanna, how are you? Hey? I'm good. How are
y'all really good? What can I do for you? So?
I saw your video on Instagram last night where you
were talking about Kaylin loves Joe Nichols, and she was,
you know, popping off every Joe Nichols a song like
a professional. So I just wondered her voice sounded really good.
I wondered if she had any background in music or

(05:38):
entertainment or anything like that. No, she has none. She
has none, And I was giving her a hard time
because everybody kept saying she was a good singer. She
also doesn't think she's a good singer. I've never heard
her sing. I tell her all the time. She underrates
her voice, but she's not a a good singer. But
she can definitely hold a tune. But she was like,

(05:59):
I'm the worst singer ever. I don't know why I
put that up. She actually hates her singing voice, which
is funny that you bring that up. Oh you sit
in encourage her to sing more because she I thought
she had a really sweet sound in voice. I agree,
I and her mom tells her that too, but we
know how that goes. Yeah, remember once Amy's mom trying
to convince me Amy could sing. Amy's mom was like,

(06:20):
no, no no, Amy, Amy's a pretty good singer, she just
doesn't give her give it her all, you know that,
which we were about to find out if Yeah, I
mean no, I don't want even think for a second
that I think I can sing. That's just a mom
being loving. And that is why my sister and I
probably sang in church, and we shouldn't have no make
a joyful noise. That's what church is about. Oh yeah,
our church, they definitely let you make a joyful noise,

(06:41):
even if you couldn't, like from us all the way
up to adults. And she just randomly lets me know
she's huge fans of people like she could sing every
Craig Morgan song. And then she started going down the
list of Joe Nickels songs. She could probably go seven
or eight deep, knowing every single word. She was like,
what do you want? Broken Heartsville? All right, here you go,
what do you want? Yeah, what do you want? I'm
just laughing, at allow because I had no idea. She's

(07:01):
the most random fan of things. She likes the song
by Josh Grayson Bricker Bricker one Nodre's a big old flirt.
Sings everywhere to it. But thank you for that call, Joanne.
I'll let her know that you called it and told
her that, Okay, absolutely, I'll have a great day, all right,
see you later. Got this voicemail last night. Here you go,
boring studio. I'm just started listening just a couple of

(07:22):
months ago, and I love the show. For me, it
is comparable to Sign Thil Just a show about nothing
with good friends that just talk. That's the best kind
of entertainment there is. I just wanted to let y'all
know above your show, thanks appreciate that call. I feel
like it's about something. I mean, I spend all night,
all day working all stuff talking about but I appreciate

(07:42):
that because it means you're just hanging out with us.
That's the goal. Earlier in the show, we're talking about
the Dixie Chicks and how on this day in nineteen
ninety eight they're the Chicks. Now start to get any
trouble here, But when they put the record out in
nineteen ninety eight. They were the Dixie Chicks and Wide
Open Spaces was the record their first major label, and
it shook all of our lives. We loved it, and
Amy mentioned that that was the song she's sang as karaoke, right, yeah,

(08:05):
my freshman year in college. So let me hear the
Dixie Chicks version There's Your Trouble from the album Wide
Open Spaces. Wrong one, okay, And that's what I'm warming up.
So tell me you would get it. Where would you
do karaoke? Oh, I'm trying to think of the name,
but it was a honky talk bar in college Station, Texas,

(08:26):
and my roommates and I would go, and this guy
that was also at school with us. I would sometimes
hope he was in the crowd because he wasn't with me,
was with somebody else. And I was thinking. I was
singing there's Your Trouble to him, yeah, you know, because
I I knew how I felt about him, and I

(08:47):
didn't think she felt that way about him. The song
was just so perfect, and so I would sing it
at karaoke. He was never there. I don't think. Do
you want to look at Mike d and imagine that's him. No,
I mean, I'm just gonna fasically. Okay, all right, And
I have my microphone. You have a microphone in front
of you? Okay, real one. Amy has a bottle as

(09:07):
a microphone. Now you have you literally have a microphone
in front of you. Okay, okay, all right, are we
ready to it? Okay? Here's Amy doing? Hopefully I can
hear when to go in? Here we go? Here? No, okay,
all right, this is where you stand awkwardly in front

(09:28):
of the crowd. It should have been different, but it wasn't. Different.
Was a same old story and dear John so long.
It should have feel like a love. It should have
feel like a ring, like a diamond ring choken up,
A true love should have worked out, but it didn't.

(09:49):
She should be here now, but she is in. There's
your trouble. There's trouble. You keep see in double with
the wrong one and you can't see I love you.
You can't see she doesn't. But you just keep a
holding on. There's your trouble. Let's go. I need some more. Okay,

(10:13):
here we go. So now you're thinking about, oh you're
missing how deep you're sinking round and brown and dragging
down Why don't you cash in your chips? Why don't
you call it a loss? Not such a big loss?
Chuck it up for better luck. I'm goold have been
true love, but it wasn't. It should all add up,

(10:37):
but it doesn't. Guys, you trouble, there's trouble. Keep seeing
double with the wrong one and you can't see I
love you. You can't see she doesn't. But you just
keep a holding on. There's everywhere. So yeah, I would

(10:59):
awkwardly think that you can definitely feel you getting warm
the second verse though, he's starting to feel ourselves a
little bit. Yeah. Perfect scenario is he doesn't hear you
did the first verse, but walks in the room in
the middle of the second, right, Yeah, and somehow he
would like magically no, oh wow, yeah, that's who I
need to be with her. And you guys don't know

(11:20):
this is that guy now Amy's husband? Oh really? No?
Is it George Strait's son. I never dated him, but
I know he was my neighbor, but h on him? No, no, no,
I mean he was George Straite's sons. We were all
kind of like what in the world, And he lived

(11:40):
like see him all like parking his car and he
lived nearby his car truck. He had a huge truck.
It seemed smiling and so we would like leaping. He's
at his doorstep. It was no big deal. It's time
for the good news. So there's this really heartwarming video

(12:01):
online of this woman, Rosa, who has worked cleaning this
apartment building for twenty years. Then she fell on hard
times lost her job, but they brought her back in
to clean this new apartment on the top floor. And
as they're riding up the elevator, she has no idea
that they're about to gift her this apartment and everybody
that lives in the apartment building, because they all love

(12:23):
Rosa so much, they pitched in and they have covered
rent for the next two years. So she gets up
there with her cleaning supplies and then they look at
her and tell her, Hey, this place is yours, and
I have a clip of her reaction. You have to
do you imagine? I love that. That's one of the

(12:50):
best ones you've had. Driver right now, I'm super special.
That's great. That's what it's all about. That was tell
me something good. Our video producer Eddie came and said
he I'd like to apologize to someone on the air, yes,
which we don't do a lot of. We don't really
take the air and make it just personal for no
real good of the listener. So I thought, well, I
think we could turn a segment and make this something.

(13:12):
So you go first, and then we're all gonna apologize
for everybody have an apology they'd like to share with
your boy, think about it. Okay, Eddie, your first, go ahead?
All right? Well, first, a couple of days ago, I
lost my wallet and I could swear that I saw
my wife with my wallet last and I said, I
can't find my wallet. I remember you looking through it

(13:33):
and even commenting on the cash that I had in there,
and I was like, okay, now I can't find it,
So where is my wallet? And I accused her for
two days of losing my wallet. Guys, yesterday I found
it under the seat of my car. So I would
like to publicly apologize to my wife for accusing her
for losing my wallet. I said, apology, accept, thank you,

(13:56):
like I get to accept it. For her, I'll go
on my order Uber eats sometimes. Her and I had
built this basket where people that were coming for delivery.
We had all kinds of stuff in the basket if
they delivered food. There was a note I left in
the uber Eats act and hey, there's a basket out
there with like masks, there's granola bar. Well, the baskets
run out a couple of times. We refilled it, but
we forgot to refill it again because now we're back

(14:18):
working again and I haven't thought about it. But the
note is still left on my uber eats. So there's
nothing in there. There's nothing in there, and the guy
texts me he got to the house. He called me
and he goes, hey, man, I think I'm at your house.
I'm not sure. Ain't nothing in the basket though, So
I felt like trick or treater when there were no
have no candy left. So I'd liked apologize to him too.
That wasn't good on me, Amy, Who would you like

(14:38):
to apologize too? Well, my daughter made these cookies and
they're really good. She loves baking now and it's awesome.
She bakes all kinds of things. And there was one
cookie left and I ate it. And when she went
to the fridge and opened up and she wanted it,
I had said, my husband ate it, so too. At
the same time, I need to apologize to her for
eating the last one because I should have just left it.

(15:00):
And then I also need to apologize to my husband
for putting it on him. He had eaten the one
before that. Yeah, but you knew that you Yeah, don't,
don't try to get out. Just apologize. That's fine, Like
that's it isn't what it is, and I'm sorry. Proud
of myself. I would like to apologize to my neighbor
that lives directly behind me. Our trash cans are in

(15:20):
the alleyway between the two houses, and I guess they
don't have a trash can because I walk out there.
I'm taking a bag full of diapers and I look
in there and there's two bags of trash and it's
white bags and we use gray bags. And I see
my neighbor out there, and I'm like, hey, man, look,
if you're gonna use my trash can, at least ask
me to use my trash can before you just throw
two bags of trash in here. Thanks. I throw the

(15:41):
diapers in, I walk away. Turns out my wife just
bought and we now have white bags. Oh yeah, dang,
that's so sorry, neighbor, Raymundo, we got one more. Yeah,
mine's also for the neighbors. So we're on the fourth
floor and there's people right below us in the third floor.
We all got patio. As we were out there and
h accidentally dumped over a white claw and it ends

(16:03):
up going all over his patio. I mean, definitely sorry
to him. He's got furniture and stuff like that. I
don't know if it ruined anything, but it was for
sure a full can of beer. And I'm sorry. Bro.
Is white claw considered beer when you talk about beer?
Is that white claw alcohol? Oya? All right, there you go.
We all we're all sorry, right, everybody, We're sorry, or
whoever gets the most right, when's game here, let's do

(16:26):
family feud come home with it. Someone pulled two thousand
people in England and asked them to name the best
things that America has given the world. Amy, Okay, Well,
I hope people will recognize that Thomas Edison came from
America because he gave us the light bulb. No, oh,

(16:48):
it's not even that. We think you can go up
the random person on the street. They're gonna be like, well,
you know, the sewing machine was first grad No, so
shot well when I said Facebook earlier, you're like, okay,
lunchbox because Facebook sucks. That's why Instagram incorrect. Oh what, wow,
we're doing good. The best things America has given the world, Eddie,

(17:11):
I'm gonna go Elvis. The Beatles set it all the time.
Thank god for Elvis. Oh my brain didn't even go
that rout the dumb answer too. No, it's probably right,
Elvis Presley, there you go. What Eddie, you're still up?
Come on? Oh, I will go Apple Computers, Apple number five,

(17:32):
Apple Computer. Now I'm okay, you rout. Now I'm in trouble.
They pulled two thousand people in England and said, hey,
what's the best thing America has given the world? Elvis
and Apple computers are both on the list. Give me
MacDonald's McDonald's every country. Now I'm really in trouble. Huh, okay,

(17:56):
let's go pizza. Hut. I told you, Eddie go to
his arsenal. He just pulls up his credit card statement
McDonald's Pizza, All right, gambling? All right, Amy, Eddie's got three?
Yeah it does. If we go all around and you
guys nobody gets one, it the game's over. Okay, there's
seven left on the board the best things America has

(18:17):
given the world. Netflix show me Netflix Number one answer points,
thank you, Steve, not the most point, Steve not on
this one. Okay, number next up? Okay, well let's see
Amazon show me Amazon the ship World. Why right? Yeah,

(18:45):
it's also a great river. I mean they you can
think about. Oh that's true, lunchbox man. Guys, we got
to use it to get around the automobile. I mean,
if light bulb wasn't on their how is Elvis on there?
And automobile's not crazy? Oh people, Tom Brady American football
is not there? Where was this done? Sorry? Oh? Back

(19:11):
to me? Okay, um, let's see. I know that my
guess was Facebook, and I felt like it wasn't good.
But Facebook, no, I just said, oh you I thought
that that was an example. You're training writing me? All right,
lunchbox Internet. No wait what Eddie ry Brooks all right?

(19:32):
Oh but Eddie you are the winner. I didn't get
one right, I don't understand anymore. Number one was Netflix.
Number two was Disney, oh right, right. Number three was
Coca Cola of course, McDonald's A four, Apple at five,
KFC at six, Tom Hanks at seven, Elvis Presley at eight,

(19:56):
NASA and Levies make the top ten. And there you
got you, guys, one of the top five worst things
I say, we give them. Yeah, yeah, let's play a few,
all right. There are five answers on the board. The
worst things we've given to the world are Amy, go ahead, Facebook,
there we go. I was gonna say, that's good. Yes,

(20:20):
I knew it, come through for me. Okay, there's one
go ahead. Oh, I keep going. Um okay. Who is
something bad that we gave them? Um? Uh? Jeffrey Emstein Wow, Wow,
go to commercial. Oh my god, go go fac and
go fat and go go to commercial. It's very bad.

(20:45):
And he did not kill himself either. We're not gonna
go down that route, though, right because hold on, let
me let me check here, okay, because I do have
someone that could be there. But let's stay out of
that lane. You got it? No r Kelly, No Bill Cosby. Okay,
you're good. Okay. Oh. The worst things that Americans have
given to the world lunchbox, Instagram. Well, no, incorrect, Eddie,

(21:10):
the Kardashians correct. Oh, there's two answers of five, and
now I'm in trouble. One of the worst things Americans
have given to the world. Go ahead, and since they
don't watch football, I guess I'll go football. Correct what Okay,
the answer is calling football soccer slash Americans. That's funny.

(21:34):
They don't like that. Eddie's got two? Eddie got there's
two more on the board. I would say, the British
don't like our beer, so I'll go Miller Lite incorrect.
Two left on the board. Any of the worst things
that we as Americans have given to the world. I
don't know Nickelback. I love it that there also, I

(22:01):
do like Nicola lunchbox man. I almost said Megan Marco,
but she's Canadian. Two huh, she's not American. Dang, we
love her. No, they hate her because she left the
royal family. Um, what are we? What are we giving
this bad Donald Trump? In correct? Eddie, if you miss

(22:25):
thiss Ober, I mean, I don't know, dude. Fishing, I
don't know man fish game from America. Of course, I
don't know about I think the original vikings. I would
like to have a talk with you. Okay, okay, too
many guns? Oh it's close, I mean yeah, okay, no,

(22:46):
that's not close. Fishing hunt and crocs, oh, which I'm
Luke Homes Crocs on today. They're amazing. Call us. We'd
love to hear from you. Eight seven seven seventy seven, Bobby, Obby,
Here is Tyson from Savannah, Georgia. Hey, Bobby, I'll go
I was just listening to the show on my way
to work and I just want to give you guys

(23:07):
a call and I appreciate it. Also, I'm gonna say
I've never seen you guys, so I have no idea
what you guys look like. Um, and I always have
this mental image of what you guys might look like
based on this in your voices every day. I don't
know if that's something that you've had other listeners coming
on before, but I just thought that was interesting. I'm
very chiseled. Yeah, yeah you too. Yeah, you know. You

(23:33):
can go to my Instagram at mister Bobby Bones if
you want to get a look at this. I'd encourage
you not too. Honestly, whatever you're picturing is better than
what the real thing is. Probably when people call in
and do have that, I want to know what they
think like. If I don't know, if you want to
call back and tell us in your head how you
see us. Since he's not acting like he's gonna go

(23:53):
look um at Bobby Bones show to watch clips of
the show too, So our instagrams are they're popping. Yeah,
I mean listen, I'm a nerdy, I'm a I'm a
six point eight with big doctor. I'm glasses. You know
that's about accurate. Huh Yeah, I mean I know. I thought.
I don't know. Did you give you a six point eight?

(24:13):
Like that's you self? Yeah, you're giving myself a number.
I'm a little above average, but not much. I'm not No,
I'm no prize. Okay. No. Amy, on the other hand,
solid five, stop it solid tin. Oh, that's he's lying.
Bull crap. Okay, do you ever watch that show? Um

(24:37):
love his blood? No, they were They were Russian spies, Americans,
the Americans. That's who Amy looks like. Carry Russell. Oh yeah,
I'm a spy. If I were picking somebody, you look
like Priy Carre Russell me like slightly dexter dexterasses you

(24:58):
Amy's pile of stories. There is this thing called a
psychic artist on Etsy or not a thing, a person,
and they use their psychic abilities to see your future soulmate,
and then they draw you a detailed sketch of them.
You just and then it describes their personality and all that,
and it's sent you within like twenty four hours. You
just have to provide your name, birthday and pay sixty

(25:18):
six dollars. Yeah, she can't finish on fast. Yeah, so
evidently you have to. If you sign up now, you're
going to be on a wait list because she's behind
on drawings. She's gotten so many requests. That's fun, right, Well,
I mean you guess it's something too to hold onto
human a drawer and then when you do start dating
somebody to pull it out and you're like, hmm, well
he kind of looks like the stick figure. All right?

(25:43):
What house? So I thought about you when I saw this, Bobby,
Because the guitar played by Kurt Cobain during his nineteen
ninety three MTV Unplugged performance has sold for six million dollars. Yeah,
I saw. I'm going to go down the list a
little bit with you guys, because I've pulled all of
the auction numbers because they sold a whole bunch of stuff.
That's awesome. But yeah, the guitar for Carco Band, where

(26:03):
did he play that at the MTV Unplugged my favorite album.
Oh I know. I think when we learned that this
was going up for auction, I felt like we were
all going to try to get together and get it fore. Yeah, wait,
how much did they go for? It went for six million,
but the starting bid who we didn't know where that
was going to be, and then my hundred would have
been the max if you all could have gone out.
We didn't know. I mean really though. It started at

(26:26):
a million, but then quickly escalated and six million breaks
the world record. So it's now the most expensive guitar
sold at an auction, and some guy Bones of microphone
business in Australia bought it. It's really cool for me.
You gotta think the nineties I was two things. I
was nineties country and nineties grunge alternative and sometimes at

(26:47):
the same time, and sometimes I would kind of peter
off on one direction or the other. And that album
to me was the most grunge country record it could
have possibly been together because they're sitting around playing acoustic
in these trees and plants and stuff, and they're playing that.
MTB Acoustic is just one of my top seven or
eight favorite albums. Yeah, I would have loved it. Sorry

(27:09):
but sorry man, Yeah, we got out bids. Sorry oh man, Okay,
well thank you for thinking about me, all right, Amy, Yeah,
that's my pile. That was Amy's pile of stories. It's
time for the good news. I saw this one this morning.
Rachel Lapierre won thousand bucks a week and lottery. Wow.

(27:33):
Like every week she wents a thousand dollars. I'm jealous, right,
And so she's not kept a single check for herself.
She's giving it to charity every week, she says this.
This humanitarian organization which she funds with the lottery winnings,
aims to promote good deeds. So every time she gets
a check she gives it. Wow. What a thousand bucks?
A worse she got that mailbox money? Go ahead, lunch box.

(27:55):
I mean, I don't understand why even play the lottery.
Then if you're not gonna enjoy the reward, maybe it
does bring her joy to give it away. What if
the reward is actually helping other people? Right, but you
got to help yourself too that money. What if she
feels like she's in a good place, Yeah, she could
be in a better place. Give one a month and
take the other three for yourself. That's pretty nice. I'll

(28:16):
pass that along to her. But anyway, Rachel Lapierre a
thousand bucks a week and she donates it to help
other people. I think that's pretty fantastic. That was tell
me something good. Lunch Buck sent me the story. A
woman thirty five years old abandons her husband for her
stepson twenty one, and then she's doing what she had

(28:38):
plastic surgery to make herself more attractive to be with him.
This whole thing screams, we gotta get some sort of
therapy going on here, somebody. So this is her ex
husband's son. Yeah, and she's pregnant. She has known her
current boyfriend since she was seven years old. Her ex husband,
with whom she adopted five kids, has claimed that she

(29:00):
had seduced his son. Quote, I would have forgiven her
for cheating if it wasn't my son. She was going
to his room when I was sleeping. No, no, no, no,
I can't he She had been his mom since he
was seven or or in she knew his life. Yeah,
so she was like twenty one when he was seven,

(29:22):
but they didn't get together until he was an adult.
That's some way. That's just some weird that I get
them on doctor Phil. And also he's an adult at
that time too, like you got to make better decisions
as an adult, I know, but I just don't know
what both her. Mostly I'm putting eighty five percent on her. Yeah,
because also too, we need to not like if this

(29:43):
was flipped, if she was a guy and that had
been a girl, like we would be losing jail right exactly.
And then I it's like, oh okay, wow, just get
them some therapy. That is messed, uh mess up. We
don't know though, if that was happening while he was
a kid. Oh yeah, no, I'm not even implying that.
It's just it's a crazy story. Obviously. When I get

(30:05):
stories like that, you know who they always come from lunch?
Well I find that interesting, of course you do, Yes,
that is interesting. Well, I mean, is it what do Allen?
Didn't he Mary is adopted kid? Yeah? Okay, wait step adopted?
What does it matter? I think it's I had no idea.

(30:26):
Just to me, it feels like you went through this
process and bring someone into your home to be their father,
and then you become their lover. Like no. On December
twenty fourth, nineteen ninety seven, what are you Allen the
sixty two year old Academy Award winning writer Mary's a
twenty seven year old sunny the adopted daughter of his
former partner Mia Farah. That's messed up. Okay, so the

(30:47):
adopted daughter from adopted got it? But still, but still,
you guys are like, you know what was implying that
he adopted the baby and then dated the process. That's
what we're not acting like. It's less messed up because
you missed understood story. Let's go over and let's do
the morning corny. Here we go, morning corny. Light in

(31:13):
the mood with this one. What do you call it
when one cow spies on another? Do you call it
when one cow spies on another? Steak out? Duh? Okay,
that was the morning corny. They say finger link could
reveal your food choices. People with masculine hands are more

(31:34):
like an order a burger. Those are feminine hands, salads?
What are my hands? Be honest, let me see the
other side. Well, the problem is a lot of my
fingers are broken. I was gonna say one is real
crooked high schoo football. Yeah, old injury, of course, broken
a couple of them. But would you say my fingers
are masculine. I don't know, they're kind of they look soft, Yeah,

(32:01):
but they're they're yeah, manicured, Yeah, they're they look moisturized.
They're all right, they look sweet. The segments dumb. Generally,
people with bigger hands order and I wondered, though, they're
just eating more burgers and it makes their hands fatter.
Oh wow, I want to think about it that way,

(32:21):
because I mean, by way of what this is saying,
you actually do order more salads than burgers. Yeah. I
did have target burgers the day though, and I felt
really guilty. You know, story I read yesterday said that
most people in a marriage are lying to their significant
other about this right now. And it's not something that

(32:42):
is so crazy that's going to make divorce, but it's
something that can lead to some pretty bad problems. So
but most are. So when they went and talked to
these couples that were all married, almost eighty percent of
them admitted to spending way more money, and they told
their significant other they were spending either through money they

(33:03):
were you know, keeping on the side, or just like
swiping the you know, the family credit cards and just
not addressing it because you gotta be honest, it's not
like you're looking at the credit card bill every day, right, No,
I'm definitely not the one. But he will notice stuff.
So if you spent because here you go. Most responded

(33:23):
that they spent at least five hundred bucks in the
past six months without notifying their significant other. If you
spent five hundred bucks extra over a six month period,
would he notice it? Yes, But yeah, that's interesting. I mean,
we both work, so it's not I don't think he
would get mad at me, but we do try to

(33:44):
talk to each other. If it's in the hundreds, you know,
a single purchase, Yeah, a single purchase, not if you're
buying multiple things in one day. But like even our dog,
if our dog has a five hundred dollar limit at
the vet, like if something was wrong with the dogs,
that's where I would probably lie and spend more and

(34:05):
try to hide it somehow and be like, nope, it
was four ninety nine. What do you know. It's so crazy.
A majority of the people they talked to had at
least one card They're significant other didn't know about. Oh
that's anything you want to say, No, you don't have one, no,
do you? Eddie? Oh? Man? I don't know the card,
do you? No, I don't. We don't share money, so
it doesn't matter. She just sees my credit card. I

(34:26):
got one. She's got her own Scooba Steve told me,
And do you want to admit to this on the air,
Steve or no? Yeah, I think this is a safe space.
My wife is asleep right now, so she's not listening. Okay,
go ahead, what happened with you? So that's about three
years ago. My wife's birthday was coming up and I
didn't have any cash. I live in paycheck to paycheck
and she wanted to do something big for her thirtieth birthday.
So in order to make that happen, I had to

(34:47):
get a credit card. And to be fair, she had
told me for years, Hey, to help your credit score,
to build it back up, one of the things you
got to do is get a credit card on your own.
It'll help at your score. So she kind of gave
me the okay, sort of in a sense. So I
got Capital one credit card, got a really nice limit
on it, and I paid for a weekend and Tahoe,
and then it led to like, Okay, I'm eventually gonna

(35:08):
tell her she needs to know this because I don't
keep secrets from her. Then three years passed, still haven't
told her. I bought her earrings for Valentine's Day, I
bought somebody a Christmas gift on it. And now I'm
looking at about almost four thousand dollars in charges that
I pay every month. I pay the minimum, so I'm
paying towards it, so it's not hurting my credit score.
In fact, that's actually helping it. But she doesn't know

(35:29):
about it, or at least she hasn't told me. She
knows about it. She's gonna be mad if you tell her.
I think she'd be mad in the fact that I've
held onto it for three years and haven't told her.
But I think we'll get over it. We've had things
in our past we've gotten over so one of those.
If this happened with you, Amy, and you'd been keeping
a secret card, yeah, I'd probably would not go over well.

(35:51):
But I'm trying to think like Scooba works. He has
his own job. He's trying to do something special for her.
I think what's gonna get you out of it, right, yeah,
is that you are doing it for her. She's probably
want to see what other step you bought to things. Yeah,
I pay for my beard trims on it. Yeah. I
think money and communication is such a tricky thing. Whenever

(36:14):
someone more Kaylin and I advice about marriage, They're like,
let me give you some advice communication. I'm like, no, crape,
that's advice for any situation ever in all of life.
The communication. Yeah, that's that's the easiest advice. Give me
something we can really use. Um. The lesson here is
what's your takeaway from this segment? The lesson here is
be better about hiding it. Happy New Year. So we're

(36:39):
gonna play a game name the two thousands TV show
where I will play you a theme from a show
who premiered between two thousand and two thousand and nine,
and you tell me the show. For example, that is alright, Wright,
your answers down, guys, all right, Amy, Eddie Lunchbox. There

(37:00):
is number one. Can you name that TV show? Everybody
in yea Amy Survivor, Eddie Survivor, Lunchbox one of the
best shows on TV. Survivor. Here you go, all right?

(37:21):
Number two, Amy, mad Men, Eddie, I've never seen it,
mad Men, Lunchbox, Dexter. Oh, the answer is mad Men

(37:45):
lunchbox has been eliminated. Next up, Yes, struggling with that one? Yeah,
a little bit? Is that all of it? It's quay
one more time? But TV themes got shorter because people

(38:07):
realize people don't want to sit through a whole song.
I'm I'm I'm between two and this is gonna throw
me out. I'm gonna be out because I didn't watch
either of that or in my brain? What two are
you working with? How I Met your mother or Big
Bang Theory? What do you have written down? I might

(38:30):
be wrong on both, correct, Eddie, big Bang theory that hurts.
Big Bang theory was a whole universe? Amy, you win?
That's a quick round, there is all? Right, see how

(38:53):
many these you can aim? Amy? The next one's correct
in this one. I don't want to be anything understand
what I've been tryna be baby. All I have to
do is think of making up piece of mind thinking

(39:19):
it's like something on the CW. Yeah, so I'm just
gonna go with like I don't know one tree hill? Correct? Wow? Good? Okay?
Oh no, is that curb your enthusiasm? Correct? What is

(39:40):
curb your enthusiasm? Hey? Is that curb your entusism? Curb
your enthusiasm. So far, you haven't a missed. Here you go,
California where we come? Correct? Two thousand and three, Califone.

(40:00):
Next one came out in two thousand and six. I
don't even have a network in my head. Dirty rock?

(40:23):
Oh yeah, Okay, here's the next one. Yes, baby, I
don't know. Can you be the question? Okay? Turn it?
I don't know. I don't like that noise noise music.

(40:46):
It's not my genre. You know, what's the show? Scrubs?
No knock on the middle? All right, Amy, you are
the winner though. Congratulations. It's time for the good news.
Shout out to this Amazon driver from Houston. His name

(41:08):
is Juan Carlos Flores and he's driving down the road
in his truck and he notices an abandoned car on
the side of the road, and I mean a lot
of cars have just been passing it. So he's like,
let me just check this out real quick, make sure
that whoever's in there is unharmed, and they're okay. So
he looks in and there's no one in there except
in the backseat. There's a baby in the car seat.
So there's no one in the car except the baby.

(41:28):
Why good. He calls the cops. Cops show up and
they're like, okay, we know what's going on. This was
this car was carjacked. So the mom what happened was
she had left her car running at the apartment complex.
She went in to get something, left the baby in it,
and then somebody carjacked it, took the car and then
realize there's a baby. So they left the car there
and took off. They're still looking for the guy, but

(41:49):
I mean the Amazon driver for sure to pull over.
I mean, these guys are busy, they're like on the run.
They gotta like deliver packages. And for him to think like, hey,
let me check on this car, pretty legit. There's a
lot of things with the story that made me feel emotions.
First of all, there's a baby in the car, right,
Glad the baby's safe, first and foremost. Second of all,
leaving your baby in a car while it's running, that's

(42:10):
that's not a good thing, right, Nope, it's yeah. No,
I mean I feel like it's weird. We've had those.
There's multiple stories out there like this, because you think, like,
what are the odds if you running in real quick
and your car is gonna get carjacked. But I guess
the odds are high because we've had similar stories before.
The first thing I thought was when I worked news,
I was a cameraman from the news. One of my
first stories was this, There was a car found with

(42:31):
a baby in it, and the same thing had happened.
The mom had left the car running at a convenience store.
So yeah, I guess this happens away more than we think. Wow,
that's crazy. Baby's okay, baby's okay. They're still looking for
the guy that carjacked, but really too like shout out,
I guess to the guy that carjacked a little bit
too like to realize, Okay, there's a baby. No, nope, okay,
trying to find the positive in that. Oh because he

(42:51):
loved to car on the side of the road. Yeah,
he should have taken it back to the apartment complex,
put it in front of a bank or something. But
I probably want to get caught on camera. Yeah, crazy story. Huh. Yes,
good baby is safe. Shout out that Amazon driver. That
is what it's all about. That was tell me something good.
We get these targeted ads on Instagram and Facebook. So

(43:11):
Raymundo or audio producer is going to read a targeted ad.
We have to guess who's getting the target. Okay, go ahead, Ray,
nerdy but chill shirts and a cornhole golf game. What's
the first one? Nerdy but chill shirts? Okay that it
was the only two, but apparently they're dorky type shirts

(43:31):
that kind of bragged that you're also cool. Okay, and uh,
cornhole golf game? All right? Trying to play it off
as I say that, again, what right? I don't understand.
I don't understand that they're like these button up shirts.
They go are you nerdy but still want to like chill?
These are for you? And why do you get cornhole games? Game? No? No,

(43:54):
so it's golf and you not try to knock the
balls into the time. I didn't buy either one of them,
but when I looked this morning, we're playing this game.
Those are the ones that popped up. Okay, next one,
wine swimsuits, Amazon Echo Show and Taco bell. Easy. Well,
it's one of the girls, right, it's either Amy or

(44:16):
Morgan number two. And thinking about Morgan number two, it's Amy.
I think it's Amy. Why is it right? What are
they again? Ray, wine swimsuits? The Amazon Echo shows the
thing where you can. It's basically FaceTime yeah, and Taco Bell. Huh. Ray,

(44:37):
who is it? Morgan? Two? All right? Next one up?
Photo pajamas, frigid air, which is stuff for your home appliances,
A good luck sock apparently it's the band Kiss and Aerosmith.
You can get their socks. And affordable hair lost treatments. Okay,
that's gotta be Oh, it's either any or video producer

(44:58):
Ray Mundo. Oh yeah, because he does go to hair
lost treatments. It's gotta be Eddie though, with the Kiss
and the hair loss. I'm gonna go Eddie. You guys,
I mean, oh, it would be lunchbox. I got Eddie.
Hold on, hold on, what is it again? Photo pajamas,
that's gonna be lunchbox. That's lunchbox, go ahead, fridgid air, okay, fridges,

(45:23):
mic rape, stuff like that, good luck socks. Got it?
It's him, huh, lunch I think hair lost treatments and
hair lost treatments. It doesn't lose hair. I got Eddie.
Could be Ray too, I'm gonna go with Okay, it

(45:43):
could be Ray. Oh wow, we're all going different, Okay,
So I'm going Eddie. Okay, I got Eddie because I
feel like he's one of those families that matches pajamas,
like on holiday. Yes, I'm going to Eddie. You're going
to Eddie? I go, Ray, I Ray? Who is it? Lunchbox?
Got it? We're supposed to like fake it and be like,

(46:04):
why are you getting hair? Ida? Are they telling you something?
That's what I'm saying. It's sure. We put extensive research
into this study and it'll help you keep your hair.
And I'm like, just be your age, maybe because it
did say. The pajama one was like, as you get older,
you want to be cool and comfortable in your matching pajamas.
All right, regime. Another one a neck hammock, Eddie, I

(46:28):
mean draft Kings, Draft Kings. It's Eddie. This is Eddie
and fish toys for cats. Oh. The neckcammock basically is, oh,
it's a neck ham So you lay on the floor
and it's a hammock for only your neck, not your body.

(46:48):
Right the cats. He gambles, it's right, right, right, right right,
And I'm about to buy that fish toy for cats.
And then is there's one more left? It's gonna be Eddie.
What's Eddie's Oh? Boy, spine deck. It's a tool that
helps you with your bad back. Okay, pop, I haven't
gone yet. Oh you haven't. Okay, pressure washer for your house,

(47:12):
skull shaped ice cube molds and low testosterone dank targets.
They're way off on their target. And what was Amy's
cooking pan, eyebrows stencils and be kind t shirt that

(47:37):
I got? And I ordered the pan and the eyebrow
pencils and haven't gotten the pan yet and the eyebrow
whatever microblaters stencil things are awful. They got me though,
they got got well. Good luck to everyone. And I
like when they target me right by the way, we're
gonna get them, saying my target is right Sorry to day.

(48:00):
This story comes us from London, England. Two guys had
broken into a business when they were robbing the place,
you know, stealing things. The only problem is one guy
was sitting down to break into the safe and his
butt hit nine nine nine, which is their version of
nine one one, and he was going over the whole crime.
Well he showed up and arrest of him. You know
that operator. How do to go? Is this a joke? YEA?

(48:22):
Like somebody randomly calls me who's committing a crime and
they're talking about the whole crime. And he literally butt
dialed nine nine nine. Yeah, and you could hear on
the nine one one call. The operator said when the
police arrived to arrest him, it was still going Ah
that's funny. Wow. Yeah, I'm much boxed. That's your bone
head story of the day. Okay, we are going home,

(48:42):
But thank you for listening. You can't catch up on everything.
Just search Bobby Bones show on demand on iHeartRadio. Search
Bobby Bones on iTunes. You can listen to the whole thing,
like listen to the Bobby cast, a show I do
from my house. Just search that too. All that. Thanks
for being here. We would not be able to pay
our mortgages or eat our meals that you sing right, Amy,
that's right. We appreciate you. Thank you all season stopping

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