Bobby Had To Remove Instagram Comments + Who Will Be Raymundo’s Best Man? + Amy Reviews Bobby’s 'Bear Grylls' Episode

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, post show, pre show. We just finished Tuesday's show,
which we haven't done in a while. We will not
do the Tuesday song you have your shirt on? Yeah,
I'm gonna do a whole line of Tuesday shirts, Tuesday clothes.
Of course you are. I mean like it's we're gonna
do charity. Yeah, I know, I know, but of course

(00:20):
you've already thought of that is what I'm saying. Two
steps ahead. And it looks like when designed, it looks
like the um Supreme logo, welling upto what Supreme is Supreme?
The Instagram? Oh you guys know what Supreme? That? The
clothing brand is the shoes and never sorry sorry do

(00:42):
you do right? Yeah? Okay, He's like, of course you do. Well, yeah,
I think it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. Give it
the lyrics up on my mike for Tuesday song. Um okay,
so we finished today's show. What I looked up Supreme?
Yeah it's really it's really expensive. Yeah, whoa how much
is that shirt? One thousand two? And it looks like

(01:04):
that Supreme yeah XL T shirt. Supreme has been around
for a while. At this point, it's like these ectly
one way post them alone. That's been around sins ninety
four and they're equity is one billion whatever that means
what equity? Yeah, so much, they made so much they're
worth or is it? Oh yeah yeah yeah, So we

(01:30):
made these two look like that. God, look at the
leather Louis Baton. Oh my Supreme jacket fifteen thousand. That's crazy.
Oh it's an obnoxious brand. So this is a parody
of it. Raymundo, do you know Supreme? I know, the
blocky look. That's how all their clothes are, right, that's
the logo of it. Yes, but it's not all that
since I've got some Supreme sweatshirts. They're not cheap, but

(01:51):
they're not fifteen thou thousand. Oh yeah, oh yeah, yeah
yeah yeah, not even of course, because he pulled up
a sweatshirt and it was like twelve. I mean I
just pulled up a long sleeve T shirt. Yeah. Um, okay,
here we go. Now time for the Tuesday song. Come on,
it's a new one. Yeah yeah. We haven't done this

(02:12):
in a work that up. Yeah yeah yeah yeah. The
best day of the week. You all to know us
my time. So I made a song up about Tuesday.
So happens that rhymes the lowest number of crimes to
Supermingo one nine. I don't know how you do get Tuesday.
This is how I do mine. The sun comes up.
There's a smile in my mouth. Wow, because I love Tuesdays.
Is the first thing I shall resoom by this morning
and every Tuesday. At five, I got my spandex on.

(02:34):
It's time to head to the way. I said, Tuesday,
h Joe Way, Tuesday Housewives Gone Boozesday. I'm just talking
about Tuesday. Do it again now, Tuesday brown cow goes Booday,
eat some cash Shoesesday. I'm just talking about Tuesday. Yep, yep,

(02:56):
It's Tuesday. Is my recycling on the curb as I
drive off, My recycling's on the curve on me. And
Fridays are fine because they're casual and all, but I'm
always more productive on my Tuesday conference called after work plans.
I got my spray tan. I'm drinking lemon water right
and meet some cayenne pebbles and bam bam, I'm watching
c SPAN and then it's two for one a sonic
with a H. Say Tuesday, h Joe Way, Tuesday Housewife's

(03:21):
Gone Boozday. Mike's go down for me, bro, Thank you,
Marti Gras. On a Tuesday, I go to Crome Ga.
On a Tuesday, I'm playing Pokemon on a Tuesday. Came
out of my mom on a Tuesday. Tuesday, Hoe Way doesday.
Housewife's gone Booday Tuesday. Thank you very much, thank you,

(03:47):
thank you, thank you very much. This song goes out
to everybody listening on a Tuesday. We all know it's
not an exciting day, but it is a day, nonetheless,
and we hope you exercise all of your Tuesday fund today.
Thank you very much. Good eye, goodbye, everybody. He has
a little rusty. And also Mike was not paying attention.
It wasn't scrolling the lyrics for me, all right. I know,

(04:09):
I know he gets distracted by something. The Internet got him.
The feathers floated Rascal Flats heaven nounced Dunt Dunt du
that they are doing a final tour. Their Life is
a Highway tour. We'll start June eleven at Indianapolis and
north to October seventeenth. The Rascal Flats Farewell Tour. It's
they say, Bitter Sweet walking their twentieth anniversary. We started

(04:32):
twenty years ago We cannot imagine all the people, places,
and gifts we would encounter. Hey, we should try to
get Gary on tomorrow. I'll talk to him. I'll text him.
I saw his moving company truck the other day on
the road and it's got a nice picture of him. Yeah,
he moved my neighbor. Really, yeah, won't you move my neighbor? Well?
It was t J. Osborne and he said when he called,
he didn't even know it was Gary Levox's company. He

(04:53):
just heard it was good. And then this truck showed
up in Gary's faces. A yeah, it's owned by Gary Levox.
It was Gary in the truck. He was one of
the movers. No, but yeah, black Time moving or something. Yeah,
I'll message him right now. Yo, dude, we want to
talk to you tomorrow on the phone during the show.

(05:17):
You're good, What time you wake up? What did you
eat today? No, he's funny, he's he sent me a
picture of them talking to um. They were doing a
show in Tulsa and one of the guys from zz
Top came and there's a picture of them with zz Top.

(05:38):
Billy Gibbons like, hmm, wow his phone number because he
wants to call him. Yeah, yeah, say it. Um, yeah,
so life is a highway tour, the farewell tour? Did
you know this before they announced it? Usually do catch
some sort of win when you say farewell, so they're like,

(05:59):
it's like the cowboy rode away kind of thing. But
I mean George came back. Yeah, well let's ask them tomorrow. Okay.
It's a weird place that I mean, I try. I've
now tried not to know things because I never want
to lie and said don't know things, and then I
don't want to be the guy that's so connected on
the inside. But the weird part of my life has
been I really try to not be friends with people
for a long time, so and now I actually have

(06:20):
friends because it's like why, wow the world would I
not have good friends if they're good people, because but
I never want to be the guy that's like so
on the inside, so I try to balance that. I
have a few good friends, then I'm out. Yeah, but
like even Luke and ire buds, Luke Bryan and I
don't ever use that on I mean I don't ever
just text them. He's probably on the show, but less

(06:40):
now that we've become friends than he ever was because
I never hit my friends out to be like, hey,
come on the show. I just feel like that's a
weird line to walk, so I never do. And if
a project comes up, you know they'll reach out not
even to me, but to somebody on the show or
if I'm like a professional, Yeah, that that lane because
you never want them to cross because it could make

(07:01):
both of them toxic both areas. So um, yeah, that'd
be interested to see. We'll see what'll come on tomorrow.
There is a model who raised more than seven hundred
fifty thousand dollars for the Australian Fire by sending nudes
to donors. Yeah you see that. I did. An American
model and Q two, her name is Kalin Ward, said

(07:24):
that she would donate a picture of herself naked for
ten dollars. Every ten dollars you donate one nude picture
for me to your DM, you must send me confirmation
that you donated. And and it was yeah seven hundred
and fifty thous Yeah, good for her. Yeah, I tried
the same thing. Is study nine dollars and a button.
That's all I made. Nobody d confirmation, no, no, no confirmations. Um.

(07:53):
Despite the enormous effort, the stunt has implications for her
career with the company disabling her account because you can't
send nudes on Instagram. Oh come well, throwing it for charity,
I'm not sure what to do. So many people can
start saying it's for charity, for charity, good for her,

(08:17):
though she's still doing the alternate ways of I was
looking at that how big those fires are, and they are.
They showed like the California fires and the Amazon fires,
and then this fire and it's like four times bigger

(08:37):
than the Amazon fire, which is way bigger than all
the California fires. Yeah, it's like off the charts. Yeah. Um.
And the temperature is like ridiculous there right now, right
like one of seven or something. It's getting hotter, obviously,
and so and there's no rain, and so when something
to catch up, brush fire catches, it just goes. There's
nothing to put it out. Aren't enough people. So and
then let me say this, I obviously think that our planet,

(09:03):
when talking about the environment, is not going on a
great direction. I do believe in that we are getting
warmer and things aren't going right now. There are some
people who don't, and okay, good for you. Whatever. Here's
my problem with people who don't want to do better
for the environment because they don't believe in global warming.
Why not just do good for the environment anyway, even
if there's no such thing. Even if you're anti the

(09:24):
earth is getting warmer, your anti ozone, your anti ever,
how about it? Just do good anyway? How about if
you don't know, you really don't know, because we only
know what we read from science, right, we don't actually
do the science experiments ourself. That's really the only firstand
knowalog you would get is if you studied it yourself.
That was your career, your vocation, and then you did
analysis and you took it, and that's the only way

(09:44):
you're going to know yourself. Otherwise you have to listen
to experts to tell you. Are you with me so far? Ye?
So unless you're doing it yourself, you're listening to someone
and so me. I read a lot about it. I'm
reading mostly both sides. Mostly, I feel like decide to
people are like, no, there's no ste tics lible warming.
I fee like they just don't want there to be
global warming, so they find it's like flat earthers. In
my mind, that's kind of I put them in the

(10:06):
same kind of area. But let's say you don't agree,
but you really don't know because you're depending on knowledge
from someone else. Anyway, why not just in case it
is real, Just in case, so your grandkids don't have
to live on a two hundred degree earth or we're
all dead, Like, take care of the environment. Yeah, even
if you don't believe it, there are reasons that maybe

(10:26):
you could be wrong. And if there's a one percent
chance you're wrong, wouldn't it be better to actually help
just in case it's an insurance policy against those that
you love. That's all I'm saying. Yeah, you don't have
to believe it to actually be I'm pro environment. I'm
gonna do good just in case I'm probably not wrong,
but in case i am. It's like I don't think
I'm gonna have a carrec today and it's not the same,

(10:47):
but I'm not gonna have correct I'm good. I'm gonna
have insurance. I have to illegally, right, legally, but it's
just um And also, you know, I'm doing better repliic.
You know, plastic doesn't real recycle all the way right.
A lot of times they recycled it in a fabric
and they find other ways to use it. But a
lot of plastic is it's it doesn't fully get recycled,

(11:08):
and so that's why I try to. I do recycle
my plastic bottles, but I'll try to use them at
least three or four times now. And I should just
keep a jar. But I don't get disgusting with me.
You mean like literally recycling, just like reuse. Yes, these
are called single use bottles, and I will. And I
have a water thing in my house on I phil
it up and put my little I have these little

(11:29):
amino pills and water good. Yeah, and I try to
use it more and more. That's what I should do,
and I'm trying to. I wanted to order one for
Abody because you keep talking about it. And I got
this for Christmas and I put it why because I
have to clean it? Uh Okay, I'm just I know
what I would do. I'm just I think if we
can make ourselves two three seven percent better, if everyone
does that a little bit, we all win. I think

(11:51):
that's good encouragement. And I don't want to be I
don't know if I walk into the water bottle, they
aybody change. Nobody's gonna change, right, nobody's just gonna go
one hundred degree one eighty change and go musing water
by now. I'm using this live. But what I try
to do is lead by example of small changes, because
if we can all small change, so many small changes
turn into a medium change. So many medium changes turn it.

(12:11):
Nobody goes no change to all change. That's like exercising
going out. You know, this is the start of the
new year. I'm going at it. Well, you're so sore
after day two you don't want to go back anymore
and it hurts, so you don't. So you should go
and walk a mile. You should go, and you know,
do sets of three not spend an hour there, spend
twenty minutes there. I think where we get lost is

(12:33):
when we make these humongous changes and we realize, well,
I just can't keep up with this. This is not
a lifestyle I can live for a long time. So
I'm gonna go back to my old way. Sure, So
instead of faking it and going I'm using because I would,
i'd be lying I'm using a water bottle all the time.
I'm not. I know I'm still flawed when it comes
to plastic, but I am getting better at it, and
I would encourage people to look maybe instead of wants,

(12:55):
use it twice. Filla up what you're sink. Use it
twice if you can. But just now, the plastic is
hard to recycle and it's almost a lot of it
unless you match the right plastic too together. Plastics are different.
I go. I've been into a few really really deep
rabbit holes with the plastic recycling. But that's all. I

(13:16):
appreciate the water. I just want to use it right now.
Oh no, well then, okay, I just was gonna say
this one was cool to me because it was a
gift and it has these rings on it and I'm
suppsed to drink three of these a day and you
move a ring up every time you drink it, and
then once your rings are up, then you know because
if you lose count, no right that this was clever
and clever way to keep count. And yeah, I mean,

(13:38):
and you've been an encouragement to me like that. And
Lunchbox has even always been huge with recycling, Like god,
plastic straws were so hard for me to let go,
like I love plastic straws, like it. It was hard
and I'm finally out and I'm not buying anymore, and
I miss them. But Eddie got me a reusable straw
for Christmas. Doesn't see, there's no way I would be

(13:59):
able to keep a reusable straw. Well, yeah, I know, disgusting.
You can put it in the dishwasher, wash it. I know.
There now he's at once in the right, right, right,
I just know. But I bought hay straws again, and
those are nice, but they're expensive, so I don't know
how if I'll keep that up. But it's just yeah,
once you cut it out, you just have to rest
in peace. So just occasion, I shawl straw sometime occasionally,

(14:21):
I know, but I was using them every day. Yeah,
and I was buying them. I think it's okay, fun
and clung as you're moving a direction, I love it.
Just move a direction, right, You don't have to change
your direction. Yeah, just alter your direction a little bit,
because then it's easier to continue altering a little bit,
a little bit a little. And it's like when people
want to read more, I go, hey, don't, don't just
get a book and go, I'm gonna read this book.
Go I'm going to spend ten minutes a night. I'm

(14:42):
really going to dedicate ten minutes to reading it, ten minutes,
ten minutes. Do it for three weeks, do ten minutes. Said,
you can do it easily ten minutes, and then you
probably want to do fifteen minutes. If you find the
right book, then you then you may go, you know
what I'm gonna do fifteen minutes time, I want to
read more, and before you know, I don't want to
be a time. To me, the best change is slow

(15:06):
because it remains. It's like even with country music and
they're going, hey, why don't we just throw females on
the air. It's really the worst thing you could do
because here's what's going to happen. And I've been listening
before the whole female thing was a thing. I was
writing books about it. In my first book four or
five years ago, I was like, Hey, this is the
thing really focused on yet, and it's gonna happen. It's

(15:26):
gonna blow up. And it did, and so I've kind
of been focused on it a while. But people would
go like, would just play more females? The worst thing
you could do, because here's what would happen is that
you would play more females. It wouldn't research the guys
that are making the decision on the research for go,
we told you it didn't work because you didn't let
it build organically, like you didn't all music. So to
just throw a female on a national playlist and then

(15:49):
for it to people to go, well, we told you
it wasn't gonna word. You can't. There's no revolution. It
needs to be an evolution, and that culture starts at
labels and you realize ready it only gets to play songs.
And I'm not an advocate of radio in any way,
and I'm on it, but I'm not a music guy.
I get paid to talk, but radio only plays what
their serviced, and what their service is far fewer females

(16:11):
than there are males. It's just a culture thing. From
A and R to labels to radio, everyone's outfall equally.
But to taking this go, we're gonna change it now.
Let's make it everything even is a disservice actually to
females or traditional country or red dirt or bands or anything,
because it's all cyclical. Everything changes. It's it's a disservice

(16:32):
to it because you're not putting into place to succeed.
A slow build helps it succeed and you've seen that
a bit, but a fast build will just fall down quickly,
and so you don't want that. And people just play
somebody that's not proven, and let's say no, no, no,
what you want our songs that are that tests? So
when they don't get played, you go, hey, this has

(16:54):
given you the same data as some douchebag. Dude, is
why aren't you playing it instead of going okay anyway?
Slow change? Yeah, well, and to that, we're also a normal,
like normal society where we gravitate to normal. And same
thing with like recycling and environment is like when it
becomes normal, then it's like, oh yeah, we do that.
But I think to become normal is that slow gradual change, right,

(17:16):
Like with straws, I was like, really me, dropping straws
is going to change the environment. But if everyone did it? Yeah,
sea turtles, dog dude, anything, look up for us. I
don't care about us. All right, that's it. Thank you guys.
Here that's today's post show pre show. Enjoy today's show.
We hope you do. Thank you about it, body and

(17:46):
this show. That's right. Welcome to Tuesday's show. More in studio,
let's see what's happening in everyone's life. As we start
today's show, in a segment we call what's the half? Hey,
what's the hap? What's happens with you? I've started to
use the Starbucks app on my phone, and I think

(18:07):
the big selling point is a convenience because you can
hit it, order it, you just show up and you
get it right. But for me, the biggest part has
been you see all of the Starbucks options. Period. I
didn't even know they had so many flavors. Then you've
been trying them all. Well, yeah, because I get yes,
I have been. I get like a chai tea, but
I've been adding stuff to it, Like right now, I've

(18:29):
been getting a raspberry syrup pumped into it. Who knew
that was even a thing. Who know, not even tasted before.
Then I had peppermint syrup to put in on the app.
I've also ordered. I had a Honey Centrist mint tea
the other day, had a Teavana chi tee I had.
You can just do so many options with this app,
and so now half the fun is just deciding what
I want because up on the wall you don't see

(18:50):
all the options, all the flavors, so there's way more
of a menu on there. Yes, okay, so convenience good,
but all the options great and I don't feel them
barrassed to go. I'll take about it that three times
happy because you have to do the kind of auctioneer
to think, let me get you can just put it
on the app, but show up and not be embarrassed
about it. Thanks. So that's in the new year. I

(19:13):
still am sticking on my resolution to be on my
phone more and this is another way. Good for you,
thank you. Ay, what's that Amy, what's happening? Well? So
I was on a flight and the flight attendant got
so aggressive, like I was really caught off guard, especially
on an airline where typically they're super friendly and awesome
and nice. For the Southwest, yeah, which they always are,

(19:34):
but you kind of you pick your seating on Southwest.
And so this woman boarded late and it was a
full flight and she had her ten year old son
with her and there was no two seats together, and
so we'll flight attendant got over the speaker and asked
if anybody would be willing to move so that they
could sit together. Nobody raised their hand, not one person,
and we couldn't because we were in our seats with

(19:55):
our kids. If we moved, we'd be leaving them. So
nobody volunteered. And then the i'd attendant got aggressive and
started yelling and said she couldn't believe that people were
going to act this way and not let this I
mean just really like her tone was like I'm the speaker, Yeah, um,
is this serious right now? Like nobody's really gonna get
up and move their seat so that a mom could

(20:18):
sit with her son. So everybody here or sitting next
to somebody that they need to sit next to you
like its aggressive. And so somebody got up, like some
young kid. I don't know, I'd probably look like in college,
probably just going home for should offer money like fifty
dollars voucher that don't get people people stand up at
the same time. Yeah no, but it was just awkward.
And if I was the mom and that was my kid,

(20:38):
like I'd be like, fight attendant, It's cool, I'll just
sit here, Mike, my kid could sit there, like I
don't want to aybody looking at me. We're going we're guns.
So I was just a little shocked by the aggressive
you know, like, Okay, New Year, happy through year, Hey,
what's the heck lunchbox boo. Today marks single digits. Nine
weeks until I am going to be a father of two.

(20:59):
I mean, I can't believe we're thirty one weeks, so
nine weeks in the next nine weeks, I'm gonna have
a child coming to this world. And oh my goodness,
I'm not ready nine weeks. That's crazy. It's getting here fast.
What's they say nine months? I don't know. Week. It's
like when you got forty weeks and weeks? But is
it really nine months or is it a little more,
a little less, a little more because it's thirty eight, Yeah,
it's forty one. I mean my last child was born

(21:22):
at thirty three weeks and six days. So when you
say weeks, I mean it's nothing to me. Like, well,
when when you talk pregnancy, every that's how you talk.
You don't talk months. It's everything is measured in weeks.
It's forty weeks is how long it takes. I mean
months average four weeks a month, So pregnancy is not

(21:42):
really nine months, it's a little over nine months. Interesting,
nine weeks away from lunchboxes baby? What's the heck? Anie,
what's happening? I've been wanting to say, new year and
knew me. So I'm gonna say it New Year knew me.
I got a new iPhone. Guys, I've been rolling with
the iPhone six for a long time and I got
a new iPhone for Christmas, and I'm I can do

(22:04):
in stories on eleven you jump five levels? Here? Wow
is that camera there is? Wow? Wow? There you go? Hey, Hey,
what's the hack? All right? There you go. Here's the
Bobby Bones Show podcast highlight segment of the day. Get
a little dramatic from me on the break because I

(22:26):
went and I went to the beach for a little
bit and I take a picture with a snorkel mask
on and a snorkel in my mouth. And I don't
know that I've ever really snorkeled. I probably put those
on before. And so I put the picture off and
I'm like, look at me. I'm doing something fun. And man,
did the listeners see some arm? Look on my right arm?

(22:47):
We see my tattoo. There's like hair on my arm
And they're like, whose hair is that on your arm? What?
That is what people notice? Because I just was trying
to and then they started like tagging people and I
was like, whoa, that's my my own arm here. Yeah, look,
it does look like it's a little maybe it looks
like there's a girl next year and her hair is flowing,

(23:07):
but he likes some arm hair. What kind of a girl?
What kind of girl's hair would be on my arm
right there? I don't know if and if you look
at the other side of my other arm, you can
see that there's I just have long arm here. I think, yeah,
like that's true. Like look at my arm hair here.
It's when it gets wet, it falls down like that. Wait,
do you have a new tattoo? Oh? Yeah, I have

(23:28):
not forgot about that. When did you get that break?
I forgot about that. That's a good size, literally just
do that, and I forgot that I've had it. I
know I've forgot I've had a tattoo for it. I
don't know why. I haven't even talked about it. It's
just what you don't have it in this picture. I
don't know. I can't. I don't know because I did
have it there you did? When did you get it done? Um?

(23:50):
We can act? Maybe I don't know how to be
before the habit when you came over for Christmas? Yes, cool,
but I wasn't wearing a T shirt. It was winter.
I'm not hiding it. I have an it's an old
school microphone. Like I thought, like, oh my gosh. I
was like, did he just well that wasn't the point
of this. But that's a good I do have a
new tattoo. It is one of those old school microphone
um outlines. Yeah to see it. Yeah, okay, it is Wow.

(24:16):
I said I was gonna get it, and then I
want to got it. But yes, so, yes, I do
have a new tattoo. And I would like to say
that arm here is my arm here. As long and
awkward as that looks, that's still my arm here. Because
who would be standing there in a picture with their
hair draped over my arm? Even if there was somebody
next to me? Yeah, I mean yeah, who who? I

(24:37):
don't know. No, but I'm saying that doesn't that doesn't
make sense. It's not a standing position. No, it's definitely
your hair. Okay, mister Bobby Bones on Instagram if you
want to see that, but I'd have to pull comments
to I was like, looking when your goggles for reflection
of something or something fishing, shark or something. What would

(24:57):
be weird about that? Like why would I have to
take down comment because I'm dating the shark apparently. Yeah.
Speaking of relationships, the big question is Raymundo when he
gets married in October. Now, are you committed to that? Raymundo?
Oh yeah, I think we even have the exact date too.
What are you leaning toward for the date? October twenty fourth?
I believe that's a Saturday. I told fiance to book

(25:20):
it on the weekend. Now, okay, hold on, Raymundo got
engaged over Christmas break October twenty fourth. You can wait one.
We can have a Halloween wedding. Yeah. We didn't want
to interfere with any holidays. So we think we nailed
it right there. There's nothing going down October twenty fourth,
Raymundo is going to get married. Ray and Bay are
gonna get married. Are you gonna hashtag it? Yeah? We've

(25:41):
been trying to think of it. I said, usually other
people are more witty than us, so somebody will come
up with something. Well, as you get married, the question
is who will be your best man? Now, don't say
who it is, but do you have in your mind
you have somebody? Yeah? I got I got boys in Austin.
I was real good friends with and then I've made
new friends in Nashville. But do you have one person
in mind? Because we were kind of handicapping it yesterday. Yeah,

(26:04):
but that could change, I think. I mean, what if
the duke can't campaign for it? What if a guy
can't come, then you gotta go replacement best man? Oh,
your best man should always come? Yeah? Is your edie?
Who do you think his best man is gonna be?
His buddy? Billy? Who's built his buddy in all South Beach?
South Beach is out? Oh, well, you're not friends of

(26:25):
South Beach anymore. Me and South Beach had a falling out.
He kept asking me for too many concert tickets. I
hooked him up for three and then on the fourth
when I just stopped talking to him, made him not
your friend anymore? Pretty much? Huh So, who's Billy? I
never met Billy. You're a tall dude. I've brought him
around before. He went to a Mexican place with us
one time he came to town. This is five years ago.
He hasn't been around in a while, but I went
to Hawaii with him. I've seen him when I go

(26:46):
to Austin. Billy's the one that matched with Bay. That's
how they met. Also, Billy does the original Billy your
fiancee for a day while he was in town. So
your best man's gonna be the dude dated her fiance.
Say I love it, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry. Wow. What if
at the altar she changes her mind? Billy's like, man,

(27:08):
that's the one. Though she picked me, he left town
and she was left with you right the time that
we all partied together. They didn't even really talk that much.
I talked to Bay more than Billy did. Has your
girl your fiance kissed Billy? Are you sure? I was
with him that whole weekend? And we barely even hung

(27:30):
out with Bay. We ditched him one time. It wasn't
like we were kissing and making out with the chicks.
But I did get her number. Well, you send him
a text and say, hey, did you ever kiss Bay? Yeah?
I will, Okay, but I was. He was in my eye.
I saw everything he did that entire weekend. But how
did he feel about him being matched with her and
hanging out a weekend and you getting her number? Thought

(27:52):
it was awesome? He sent her right away, so he
was fine with it. Okay, Yes, so you're gonna he's
gonna be your best man. Are you even that close
to him? Yeah? We went to a y went to
Miami together. We go to Vegas together. He's just don't
live in the same city. But yeah, they hang. We
text every day. Business ideas. Hey, let's do this business
idea kind of business? Are you talking about everything? What
kind of business do you get into? I don't know

(28:13):
about any of these business What does he do? First
of all, he does draft kings. He does fandel a lot,
so he'll ask me lying, but he doesn't work there. Right,
you're seeing plays. It's still side money. That's not business though.
That's that's gambling. That's like Eddie and I talking about gambling.
He also likes to purchase stuff. If you can buy
stuff on Craigslist for cheap and then we resell it.

(28:35):
Stuff like that. So Billy the best you're committed to
Billy the best man? Right now? Yes, he's a front runner.
Oh okay, so that's not over yet, not over all? Right,
how many groomsmen do you think you're gonna have? Five?
I believe he's been set because my girl said she
has five. Yeah, chicks. Oh that's us. Then, right, we've
got to be in that what. I don't know if
all three of us make it really, yeah, there are

(28:57):
three of us in the room. But also at the
same time, I've heard you sometimes put your dad as
a groomsman. You can do that. You can do whoever
you want. Yea, And I got a nephew. He's eleven.
Can pretty cool. You can find Billy's Billy's buddy. You
guys gamble with that's the thing. There's also Danny and Florida.
He's my friend who is bringing all these random people?

(29:18):
He doesn't have a brother, Yeah, your twin brother. Are
you thinking about putting him in? Yeah? So I believe
he makes the lineup, but he's not best man. Okay,
so you think you think he'll make the top five?
He's top five because we're twins, we're in a womb together. Yeah,
but you guys didn't. You guys aren't close though, are
you correct? And he ditched out on Christmas? So I mean,

(29:38):
if somebody's trying to compete right now for best Man,
he's not doing a good job of it. Oh, if
you had to pick Christmas, if you had to pick
between Eddie and Lunchbox, who would you put in? I
would go lunchbox. Wow. Because I lived with him, we
formed a box. You guys hated each other when you
moved out. We didn't hate each other. He hated He
did go in his room a lot, But we definitely
partied a lot together every weekend. We were running the

(30:00):
streets together. Were you were running the street? Oh yeah,
we were all over Broadway Midtown. That was before this
place blew up. I mean we hit the bars before
what plays blood? I think, right, just says real cool words. Well,
I mean it was before lunch Fox was married. Oh yeah, right, yeah. Well,
and are you guys having a big wedding? Do you

(30:21):
know it's very small? I know you said seventy people,
and I was thinking about that last night. To have
a wedding where you invite people, it's got to be
more than that, right, right, we've said that. But at
the same time, if you have seventy for the actual wedding,
can you then grow it bigger and not offense and
make it awkward? Oh hey, you can't go to this
first event, but you can come to the second event
meet us here at too. Like that doesn't make sense.

(30:43):
So it's almost like just keep the number at seventy
in roll. Well, I think you can do whatever you want.
It's your event, right right, So but does the venue
only holds seventy? Do you have a venue yet? Well,
the chapel's still being worked out, but it literally only
the number is seventy and thirty five on each side.
And that might even be somebody laugh up with somebody
is very no plus ones? Oh got it. If it's

(31:05):
a kid, they sit on the parents law. Do all
of us in the room get to come to the wedding? Yes,
Mike D and his girl there was at night my
girlfriend showed me a list of seventy people. I had
had a couple of drinks and I believe all y'all's
names were on it. Wow, And I mean, I imagine
it's a plus one situation. You're not just coming solo.
So yes, all you guys are okay? Thank you? All right?

(31:27):
Want to make sure I'm avide? Do you want me
to do the sing or anything? Get my guitar, maybe
a little a little tune. I don't know if we've
lined up any music. Kid, can you imagine Eddie and
I perform? We can do that raging adio the wedding
and my girl asked, is there any DJ's at the
building that we can hire? But the people here aren't
actual DJs? No battle is they have? Yeah? No, I
think a lot of folks. I think a lot of

(31:47):
people here due DJ stuff on the side. Yeah, because
and I tell you one of the things that irritate
it's like not a real, real human thing that matters.
But I am not a DJ. Part of me is
a DJ, and people go by bones the DJ, and
I'm like, I'm not a DJ. I don't care about
talking in between songs. I don't know how to spend music.

(32:08):
I literally am paid to talk. If I came in
and they played polka songs around me, I do it.
Luckily I get to pick and come over and do
country music. But yeah, I'm not a DJ, so but
I think that you can. There's a buy four or
five guys in here that do DJ stuff. All right, Well,
I'm on the lookout. Would you trade in and do
some business stuff for you because if you trade with

(32:29):
your ring, you got your ring from a client. It
really wasn't trade, it was just they hook gave me
a very good discount. I believe I paid the bass
price what they paid the later in Dubai. Yeah, in dubai.
Are you making up things again? You just say dubai
just because I don't even know where that is? Yes, okay,
he said, yes, all right, well this will be a

(32:50):
fun story. I can't wait. Yeah, congratulations again, by thank
you very much. There he is Raymondo. Anything you want
to say. I mean, I'm super excited. I can't wait.
I'm looking forward to all all this wedding content. Ray's
going to bring up the next like, what is it
nine ten months? Race probably be the star of the show.
The months gonna be good. You're gonna wear a tucks Yeah?

(33:11):
Is it gonna be formal? Formal? I honestly told her,
I said if I could wear some cowboy boots, that'd
be awesome, but she turned that down. So she's running
the show then, Oh yes, she's Most girls have it
all figured out. My girl fiance has it totally figured out?
And how do you feel about using the word fiance?
Fine with it? Yeah? Have you had anything in your
mind that you tell her this has to happen. I

(33:31):
want this a part of my wedding day. Tons of alcohol, okay,
open bar, Yeah, as much white call as you want
are you going to what's your register gonna look like?
Is it gonna be to pay for the honeymoon? Is
it gonna know? We got Williamson him all the target everything,
She's already lined those up and wow, when does that
go live? And do our listeners get a chance to
buy yourself? Sure hasn't gone live yet. We're still picking

(33:53):
the items, all right, Raymundo getting married in October. October
twenty fourth, we've learned got engaged over the break It
couldn't be a no. Remember my dad got some hunting
trip and then he retires in December. I'm like, Dad,
you can't clear out two entire months. But it's in
October yet. But he did, he did, He did. Bobby
Bones Show, three stories, What you Got? Pier One Imports

(34:14):
is going to close as many as four hundred and
fifty stores nationwide from four sales. In other news, Ikea
agreed to pay forty six million to the parents with
a two year old boy who died when a dresser
fell on top of him. And finally ready to eat
breakfast kids sold by cheese, which I've been recalled because
of the eggs in them being bad. Just looked for
the cheese witch label and take it back for a

(34:34):
full refund. I watched The Irishman on Netflix. It's up
for all these awards, but it has Robert de Niro,
Joe Pesci and who's the other one, Alpaccino. And I
haven't seen any of those gangster movies Goodfellas, not seen that, Casino,
not seen that. I haven't seen The Godfather, They and

(34:56):
the Godmother. No, they're not Okay, what haven't seen any
of those movies? And so I was like The Irishman.
There's a lot of hype. It's up for a lot
of the awards, and it was also a big story
in the news because they didn't go to theaters. Was
a Martin movie, and it was just going to Netflix.
So I was three out. It was so right, and
I'm like it's so long, So I go, so I
sit down and I go, I'm gonna break this up

(35:17):
into two and it's just good to me. It's gonna
be two parter. And so I'm on vacation and I
loaded up on Netflix. I've got nothing to do anyway,
just chilling, and I start to watch it. About an
hour and a half in, I'm like, this movie is
so good. Really. I still stopped it though, and I
took up the name. It was so good. Okay, it
does maybe a little bit long, maybe, jim mean, just maybe,

(35:39):
but it was so good it can win every award.
I'm good with it. Wow. It's based on the guys.
It's based on the guy's book about how he thinks.
What was the guy's name? Who who died? No, the
main guy who died, Jimmy Hoffa, thank you. Yes, I'm

(35:59):
just going off of what. No, you're right. Have you
said anybody seen The Irishman. Yeah, I've just seen the
preview on Netflix, and now I guess I'll watch it.
But the beauty of it being three hours and on
Netflix is you're not stuck in a theater for three hours.
You can watch it in the comfort of your own
home and whenever you want. I recommend The Irishman. Okay,
if you just don't watch it all at once. Okay,

(36:20):
so you suggest we break it in half, just break
it up. This is three hours. It crazy. I wanted
to see The Avengers of a Still for three hours. Yeah,
that was good too. Hey, Morgan number two, I wanted
to bring you out because you started watching Star Wars
over the Christmas break. No, I'm starting Star Wars and
I'm starting the Marvel Universe, but I started Marvel first. Okay,
how many of those have you watched? I've watched fourteen

(36:40):
of them? So what why? What? You've watched fourteen? What?
So of? I started with Iron Man and I watched
them in the order that they're supposed to be in.
I don't know, I asked my crazy gosh, so like
addicted to it now because I want to keep finding
out what's happening. And they have all these clues and

(37:00):
all these hints and they just all keep connecting. So
I'm like attached to the series now. There are twenty
three total. Yeah, daunting or exciting? Exciting? I'm in phase three.
Apparently they're in three phases and I'm in phase three
right now. What's been your favorite? The first Avengers? Watching
them all come together, So I'm really excited for Avengers
Infinity War. That's my next one. So you've seen fourteen movies,

(37:23):
fourteen of them. That's crazy. Yeah, I love that. I
love passion though, I love the dedication. So you're gonna
do all of these and you're gonna go to Star
Wars yep, Star Wars is my next one. Well, it's
gonna be amazing. Has Disney plus Mikey got it to
for Christmas? Yeah? Yeah, is that where you're watching everything? Yeah?
On Disney amazing. Isn't that crazy? That's congratulations? Probably. Sometimes

(37:43):
I'll come across the story and it'd be so good.
I'll send it to Mike deontext and be like, I
gotta talk about this on tomorrow's show. And so I
send him this story and he'll do his research on it.
And apparently I got duped by a fake headline. Did
you guys see over the break they said two people
in Florida were arrested for selling golden tickets to Heaven.
Because it was all over everything, and I've believed it.

(38:05):
I was like, can I believe people were buying these tickets?
The story is they were arrested over the weekend for
selling golden tickets to Heaven from ninety nine dollars. It
was a clickbait story from But by the way, I've
seen it in three other places. So if you see it,
don't believe it. Nobody's selling fake tickets to Heaven. It's
a fake story. Yeah, but even I got got and
I'm always on the look out for this fake stuff here.

(38:27):
But Mikey was watching over me. Mike d did see.
Speaking of movies, talking about earlier uncut Gems with Adam Sandler,
do you like it? I loved it. He's a pay
he's like a gambler basketball gamble. He's like a high
end jeweler who gets in like these really crazy betting situations.
And so Adam Sandler plays a serious role. Yeah, it's
like a serious, like dark role from Adam Sandler. I
thought it was awesome, and you gave it, what five

(38:49):
out of five gemstones? Five out of five? Yeah, it
was that good. It's really intense. Like I know you
don't like the word literally, but I was literally on
the edge of my seat. No, you weren't, Linda, I
literally sitting on the Okay, by the way, if it's literal,
I liked a word literal. But if you're going literally
and it's not true, were you I was so stressed
out during a movie. I was on the edge of

(39:09):
you were sitting your buttocks, and that you were literally
on the edge of your seat, then I can't argue.
But you liked it? Yeah, I loved it. Mike did
has a movie podcast called Movie Mike's Movie Podcast. Check
that out. It's actually pretty good. I listened to it.
I've listened to every episode so far. I guess I
haven't listened to the one this week, okay, but I've
listened to every episode so far. Thank you. I always
like hearing about the Mike di did a podcast story

(39:31):
about how people had died or got hurt on a movie.
And one of the stories was Leonardo DiCaprio was doing
Django Unchain, Yeah, and slammed his hand on like with
a glass and it went into his hand and he
kept going and even like and you see the blood.
But it was real and they kept that take right.
It stayed in the movie. So check out Movie Mike's

(39:54):
Movie podcast and you can hear a bunch of stuff
like that. Bruce Lee's son Brandon Leember that the I
had got ah, it was supposed to be a fake gun?
Was that in crow? But he but he loaded a
real bullet inside of it, right, I had a real
bullet on set by mistake. By mistake, Yeah, did they
think there's fishy play with that? No, they did an
investigation and said it was just a mistake and he

(40:15):
ended up dying because he shot himself. Right, yeah, did
someone shoot him with someone? He was walking into the
apartment and someone shot him and the fragments hit his heart.
Oh my gosh on a movie set, and you have
to be the person whoever shot it thinking it was fair.
They don't think anything. Fish was happy. They didn't know anything. No,
they thought the scene went like according to plan, but
not even the person who's pulling the trigger. But they're

(40:37):
like people who got the bullets got the bullet right,
a proper guy. He went to the store and picked
it up. And he had no beef with Brandon Lee.
They didn't really check that out to the investigation. No,
no beef, nothing charges. That is unbelievable. Well, Mike did
is a whole podcast about movies, and I was talking
about The Irishman earlier. Did you like it? I thought
it was not my favorite Martin scortesage movie. But it
was good, really long though I thought it felt like

(40:58):
three and a half hours. Why one point of time
in Hollywood? Oh? Is that good? Pretty good? Good? Okay? Long?
It's the one day of the night the Golden Globes.
Brad pitt Leo DiCaprio. They did that movie together. Oh yeah,
it's kind of a here's what the sixties was like.
They change up some of the history purposefully, but like
Charles Manson's in it, and it's it was pretty good.

(41:21):
What do you think about that one? I really like
that one too. Which one you like more? Irishman or
Once by Time? Oh? Once upon a Time Hollywood, for sure,
I'd liked Irishman better, but they were both good to
go much good Fellows. Now now I'm good. Okay, I'm
caught up. I've seen enough movies for the year. I'm
not a not a big movie guy. Is the latest
from Nashville and Tullywood, marking number two thirty six. Keeth

(41:42):
Urban and Nicole Kidman donated five hundred thousand to help
battle the wildfires in Australia. They're hoping their donation will
encourage others to donate what they can. Kelsey Ballerini received
a letter from a twelve year old fan sharing that
middle school was really hard for her. Kelsey responded to
her on social media with a long note telling her
to hang in there, my little homecoming queen, and that

(42:03):
she was sending so much love and like luke Holm
says he likes to pay everything in cash so he
doesn't have debt. I have bought everything cash. You bought
my house cash, all the vehicles that I own. I'm
just I'm a big believer in not being in debt
to anybody. But I like watches is my thing. That's
the only thing that I've suppuraged on really whatsoever. And

(42:23):
of course furniture for the house, which is kind of
a must. I guess I'm Morgan number two. That's her skinny.
It's time for the good news. So there's a single
mom in Michigan and she's been one of the beneficiaries
of the twenty twenty Tip Challenge. So she was waiting
on some customers, had no idea that this was going

(42:46):
to be her tip. But she got the receipt and
it said two twenty dollars as her tip. Man. That's
a lot, and I like that. I like, though, when
people do things that we all can do. Yeah, meaning
I like when people don't give to that less than
I'm great, great for her the waitress, but I we
don't hear that anygo. We can give two thousand dollars, yeah,
But when someone gives an extra twenty dollars and twenty cents.

(43:08):
We go, we can do that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, so
great for this waitress because the twenty twenty You're right,
the twenty twenty tip challenge is relative to what you
can afford. That's why Donnie Wahburg when he did it,
good for him. He can make an afford that. Yeah,
a lot of folks can't afford two thousand dollars, but
they can't afford an extra twenty dollars and twenty cents. Yeah,
maybe just walking around giving out twenties and twenty twenty twenty.

(43:29):
Anytime you can give to someone, that's great. How do
we know about this story? It was just put put
out there, like she just was so thankful. She said,
this is such a blessing. It doesn't happen to people
like me. It's not who like the people that tipped
it didn't put it out there. She did. So nobody's
trying to get credit or anything, but she just was.
She's trying to gain crustody of her three kids. That
she lost was something she's just been battling a lot,

(43:50):
and so this is just a huge blessing to her.
There you go, that's what it's all about that was
tell me something good. Bone ahead, Sorry to day. This
story comes from Belle County, Kentucky. A forty year old
woman's on probation, so she has to go check in
with a probation officer. She shows up and they say, oh,
we need to do a yurine test. She goes in
the bathroom and she brings out a cup and they're like, listen,

(44:13):
is this your urine because we're gonna do a test
and we're gonna be able to tell if it's your yurine.
And she goes, Okay, okay, it's my dogs urine because
I was gonna fail and I just brought my dogs
urine and they had no way of telling if it
was her YearIn I was gonna say commit. If you're
gonna lie, you know you got lies. If you don't
commit like this, if you're gonna get in trouble anyway,
Like she's gonna get in trouble for doing this, she's

(44:34):
gonna be on the bone head just say yeah, it's
my urine. Wow, So what happened to her? So then
she's arrested for violating her probation when they have known
because I know you can't tell the difference in humans,
You're like, just by looking at it, you can't tell,
or they can't tell. If it's your urine versus my yarin,
they can't tell. But can they get it done? I

(44:56):
don't think they can. Interesting, that's funny, all right, there
you go, I'm lunchbox out your bone head story of
the day's your buddy and missed the boy? This is
a boy shows. Right, We're gonna give a Cosette and

(45:16):
las veg gets a chance to win some money. Hey, Cosette,
how are you? Hi? And well how are you? I'm
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second Showdown? Do you want to play? Absolutely? Okay, so
you have two categories here? Sorry, it's your birthday, it
is I look at this. There she is twenty one

(45:38):
and feeling fun right, Cosette, it could not be better.
Got my dream job starting today? Wow, you're starting a
new job on your birthday. That's your dream job. Yes,
I've been working for this for forty years and I
finally I read your book and threw my hat learning

(45:59):
and for me, wow, big big damn multiple levels the
hat trick. The third thing would be to win this
game and really stick really stick it to the man. Okay,
So one hundred bucks up for grabs. You have two categories.
You can choose from nineties country or World geography cosette.
Let's do nineties country. If you get all ten ride

(46:19):
in sixty seconds, you win one hundred bucks in my cash.
Are you ready to play? If you don't know it,
by the way, pass Okay, don't sit on it too long. Okay,
I'm ready. Here we go. The timer starts at the
end of the first question. Who sang should have been
a Cowboy? Correct? What was the name of Alabama's nineteen
ninety two hit about always rushing to do things? What

(46:44):
was the name of Garth Brooks's album with Friends and
Low Places and the thunder Rolls. Who's the lead singer
of the Dixie Chicks. Uh? I don't know who released
You're Okay? Who released Watermelon Crawl in nineteen ninety four?

(47:06):
I could sing it better than I can. Well, here's
the thing. You're not gonna win at this point. I
won't you sing before us, because if you drink, don't
drive du the Watermelon Crawl? Who is the best selling
duo of all time. Yeah, there you go. Trisha year

(47:26):
Would recorded how do I Live for What? Nineteen ninety
seven movie soundtrack, Pure Country. No, that would be conn
here Um we started singing because she wasn't. It's tough
to catch up what you're a bunch behind? Yeah, I
get it. Alabama nineteen ninety two hit was I'm in
a hurry to get things done, Russian Russian to Last,

(47:50):
No fun Well. Garth Brooks album with Friends and Low
Places and the thunder Rolls was no Fences, Nice Nice.
The lead singer of the Dick Chicks is Natalie Maine's
good Tracy Bird Sings Watermelon Crawl, Brooks and Done the
highest selling duo of all time. Tracia Yearwood recorded how
do I Live for Connair? Amy? I'm gonna ask you

(48:11):
this one. What artist released? She don't know? She's beautiful? No,
she's nothing, she don't know, she's no, she's not customer
mind Amy, she's beautiful though, Tommy, I'm thinking of Sammy Kershaw. Correct? Yes,
John Rich if Big and Rich was originally a member
of what nineties country band? I'm sorry? Correct John Michael

(48:35):
Montgomery's I Swear and I Can Love You like that
recovered by what R and B group all for one? Correct?
There you go. Well, listen, Cozette, I'm glad we got
to talk to you. It's your birthday. You got a
new job that you love. What kind of job do
you have? I am an interpreter for the death and
so I uh, I do sign language for for just

(48:57):
started today. We'll be at an elementary school. Um my
school is deef and illegally blind and autistic, so it's
gonna be a challenge. But I'm so excited and so ready.
I love to hear your excitement. Look at you. I'm
really I'm really proud of you. Well, thank you. I
get send your books to my fourteen year old for

(49:20):
Christmas and he's reading them. And when you come to Vegas,
so we're gonna go see you with the raging idiots
and and it's yeah, it's gonna be good. Twenty bring
it baby. Well I'll tell you what I'm gonna do.
This wasn't part of the game here, but um, you
get to it. I'm gonna send you another copy in
my book. I'm going to sign and write a little

(49:40):
note in it for you because I'm so proud for you.
I'm proud of you. Well, thank you. That's so sweet.
So I'm gonna put you on hold and i'm gonna
get your information and then i'll send you a copy
of my last book Fail until you don't and I'll
write you a note. I'm proud of you. I'll talk
to you soon. Okay, thanks, have a great rest, Today
Morning Show Morning Struggling. Okay, she did it at the

(50:04):
end too, It's fine. Amy. Did you make a New
Year's resolution? Officially? I didn't. I keep having a word
that has come into my mind like over and over.
So it's something I'm gonna focus on. But what's my
word is water, But it means multiple things. I keep
thinking about it. I know this sounds strange me too,

(50:24):
but water water water. One. I want to hydrate more
and consume more water. I thought I was drinking enough,
but there's no way that I am. And I just
think it's super important. But also just being more fluid
in my life, Like I can get really rigid and
sort of uptight about some stuff, and I want to
be more like water. I just want to more go

(50:45):
with the flow at times. So that's my word. That's interesting,
the word instead of a resolution, because you know, my
resolutions to be on my phone more this year, but
I think a wet's edge. I'm gonna think about that. Okay,
Lunchbox want to talk to peop about their new Year's
resolutions just in general. Here you go. Your new year's
resolution is be nicer to people, not get as angry

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so quickly, to have my own art studio, to read more,
to not procrastinate as much, to drink more beer, to
eat lists. I'm gonna run like nine hundred miles, find
a job. I have my mountain bike. I want to
do more trips, pay off from debt, and enjoy family more.
Lunch Buck should come up with a resolution. Yeah, my
resolution is less social media. When I'm at home, I

(51:30):
catch myself looking at Twitter so many times when I
should be sitting there paying attention to my wife's telling
me something, and I'm scrolling through Twitter. So when I'm
at home, less social media, Eddie, I'm gonna go to
the opposite. I want more social media, Like, I kinda
want to post more. I don't post a lot because
I'm so busy with family stuff. But I got a
new phone. Now I'm gonna post. That's right, yea God,

(51:53):
dial in right. You paid a lot for you better
using the course. I'm paying too much attention to my family.
Cut down on that little bit that the word that
let me think about a word. I'll come back in
my word later. Okay, your word. You know what stuck
with me for a long time. I remember reading Amy
Poehler's book and I think a little bit of this,
not even this this year, but I've been doing it

(52:14):
a bit the last couple of months too. Amy in
her book she was like, you know, when it started
to really work for me is when I did all
the work and I would continue to work, but I
just didn't focus on what was going to happen that
was out of my control. I'm so hyper focused on everything, everything,
all the time. Maybe it's just like my new word
is like wta oh oh yeah, or like maybe I

(52:36):
d yeah yeah, yeah, yeah that's a word. Yeah yeah.
Maybe I don't know. That was interesting part of that book. Show.
A week from tonight, my episode of Running Wild with
Barrack Rules finally airs on nat GEO. I hope you
watch it, not tonight. A week from tonight where they

(52:59):
sent me to Norway and to do a bunch of
crazy stuff. I don't think they want me to say,
but here's the thing. I'm scared of heights. I don't
like cold, and there's a lot of heights in gold.
I'll be honest with you, but I sent the episode
to Amy to watch as a preview. You see it
too high? Yes? Amy? What do you think about it?
I thought it was amazing the whole time. I was
just like almost in shock that you were there doing

(53:20):
all of that around the world. It was nuts to me.
I was like, he really did this. I mean, I
knew in my mind you really did it, but watching
you do it was even crazier. A week from tonight,
what do you think our listeners are gonna think about
the show? I think that they're gonna really really like it.
My husband and I did, and we I guess what
we were watching was not a real like the whole

(53:41):
cut or we watched maybe more. I don't know what's
gonna be. Everything we saw was so good and I
was super proud of you. And there was a moment
where Bear seems like really in touch with a lot
of things, like he seems like a really nice, genuine person,
and it was more than just y'all being out in
the wild together, Like there were some deep moments and

(54:03):
he seemed thoughtful and wise, and I don't know, like
there is there's a moment where y'all had a moment
about your mom and I was like, Oh, I hope
Bobby is hearing what Bear is saying right now and
receiving it. Well one week from today. I'm excited about
people seeing it. Yeah, Like, I'm proud of you. I
really fall down hard at one point earlier. I mean, oh,
there are a couple of spots where I was a

(54:23):
real dope, but they left all and I'm glad they did.
And there's laugh out loud moments too, because I haven't
watched the other one, So I don't know what other
you know, celebrities or whatever are like on there, like
if any of them are kind of made funnies like
you did. But you definitely had moments where he just
Bobby would like you could tell he was just awkward.
So we made a joke. Yeah, that would be dating,

(54:44):
TV show and everything every part of life. So Amy
sends me a text over the weekend. I was like, hey,
I watched Bear. That was really good. And then there's
just a nice message, and so I just take in
and consume the message, and then she takes me back
like day light. Are you not gonna respond? I didn't ask.
It wasn't a question, no, I replied back. Cool, Like cool, cool,

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I think was my response twenty four hours later, because
here's the message she went. You tell me if you
think I should have responded because she didn't ask a question. Right, yeah,
go ahead, I like this. Okay. She goes, Hey, forgot
to tell you about the bare episode with all the
travel and whatnot because she was traveling, loved it, very
cool experience the way he says, Bobby bones so dramatically amazing.
Yeah it is, he goes, amazing, amazing period. Right, what

(55:34):
do I say? In my mind, I don't even know.
I don't even know that you got it? Is it
lost in text? Tell here's that thing. Nothing's ever lost
in text? If you ever wonder people didn't get your decks.
I got your desk. Sometimes I don't because I have
like so many that are unread. It gets lost in
the mix. But listen, you could have acknowledged it in
some way, shape or form. So then I reply cool,

(55:55):
and then Bobby replies, question mark question mark. He goes,
you didn't ask a question, and I was like, oh, oh,
you're right, I'm a weirdo for thinking you should you
want to? Oh so then you know what he does.
He doubled taps it and gives it a heart. That's yeah,
that's and then I was like, thank you. I can
proceed with my day now I have been acknowledged. Well,
I appreciate the compliment. I can't wait everybody to see

(56:17):
the show. But if you don't ask a question on text,
it's like, it's like Amy, if I sit ready, hey,
noah on Amy, you weren't a black shirt. But that's
not what I said. A statement, okay, And what if
he said you're wearing a black shirt amazing, Okay, then
I would say thank you. No, but I wasn't just
saying you're wearing green. I was saying I enjoyed your episode. No,

(56:37):
thank you corresponding but her husband's in one of the
same time, and I replied to him he did so, yeah,
So I just kind of expected, like if you send
a gift over both. I didn't even know he texted you,
and I didn't know you replied to him and not me. Yeah,
so you can't assume we know everything whatever. I just
was like, if I was somebody else that you weren't

(56:57):
like as close to, you'd probably reply true, all right,
that's true. We were super close. Okay, so now I
know I'll just get ignored. That's right. You're Samy's pile
of stories. So every year a list comes out of
words it needs to be banished or saying things that
people say, and people like, stop, we need to just
not use those words. Do you want to know what

(57:18):
they are? Okay? Okay? At number five, living my best life?
You know, I don't mind that, and I do get
irritated quickly people say, stuf, I don't mind to live
on my best life Morgan. Number two, she says it
all the time. Do you yeah, living my best life? Yeah,
I don't mind that one. I'm okay with that one,
So I'm gonna keep that one in the mix. Okay,
and a number four you're going to totally agree with,
like you, well, you like this word if it's use

(57:41):
it appropriately? Oh? Literally, that's it. It literally. People want
people to literally stop using it, especially when they mean
it figuratively. I am very much a liker of the
word literal. I just don't like it when it's used
in correctly. People were like, I know you don't like
when I say literally, Okay, didn't you even earlier? Might
like I do if it's used in the right term.

(58:02):
But when someone's like, I literally might explode. No you won't, No,
you won't. Figuratively you might explode. So yes, I'm okay
with not a limiting the word, but just let's use
it a little better in the right sense. All right.
Number three influencer, But I mean that's how you describe
but everyone claims to me an influencer, now right, that's

(58:23):
the problem. Yes, it's just being used by too many
people in too many ways. So everyone's an influencer of
some sort um. Yeah, I can. I'm not a hater
of that though, so far, I'm too. I'm okay with
all these so far. Number two curated. So it's somebody
makes a playlist, someone who puts together things. Yeah, people
just pretentious. Yeah right, it's a fancy term for I

(58:44):
made a playlist for you back in the day that
was called a mixtape. That's the radio, that's right, But okay,
I'm not I'm not a hater so far, I'm I'm cool.
I'm with all these words. Number one then number one
quid pro quo, Well, that's Latin, and it's only really
only come about because of what's happened with the Ukraine,
which is illegal. You can't go I'm going to do

(59:07):
this and then turn you try to it influence the election.
You can't do that. But but what quid pro quo
means is and that is not illegal. Generally, it's like Eddie,
I'll do this for you if you do it for me, right,
So it's just a favor. It's just a favor. I'll
scratch your back if you scratch mine. But I think

(59:27):
because it's being used and the political people are using it,
more and more people are getting annoyed and it's just
hard to say, I mean honestly, and the fact that
it's Latin, you probably shouldn't get rid of it. Um.
I believe it's like I just said, it's a Latin.
I mean, it sounds like it is. Okay, you know
I'm right, I'm right, But once you probably read it
somewhere in his brain like, oh no, I don't know
if I'm right or not. It is Latin. Okay, what

(59:48):
else you got? Amy? Okay? So this month, Oreo put
out caramel coconut cookies and chocolate marshmallows. So those are
on the shelves. You better get them. Why can because
once they're gone, they're gone. But the next lay for
coming will be in spring and it is going to
be Tara Massou Oreos. The Tira messioux is a weird
thing for me because one really fancy word yeah that

(01:00:10):
I never feel like I say quite accurately. And two,
I'm not a coffee person, and if I'm correct, Tierra
Massou has a bit of a coffee flavor to it
and I'm not and that's not for me. A lot
of people do. I'm not saying it's not for anyone,
but Tira Messiou. It almost feels like the word fiance,
like we this is a little too little too much? Yeah,

(01:00:33):
a little too much. But do you like the flavor
of Tierra Messiou? Yeah? And I'll try the Oreo man
Oreo gets me with their new flavors and new packaging.
I'll be a target picking up whatever, and then I'm like, oh,
I gotta try this new flavor, and I'll just buy
it and do like a taste test with the kids,
and like, I never eat or we don't keep oreos
in the house. It's only if I see some crazy
new flavor on the shelf. You know, the most underrated flavor?

(01:00:55):
What is where there's original, just a flavor it's people
give it. And I say this because I found a
half bag in my house last night and I had
like nine and I'm not eating sugar really, but I
was like, I was like, I like nine last night,
and so I was eating and I was like, this
is so underrated as a candy where there's original, But
I would you describe it? Well, it's like a butter scotch,

(01:01:18):
But if the butter scotch was making sweet love to
that feeling you get on a roller coaster. Wow, I'm
gonna I'm gonna buy a bag on the way. I
actually put where there's originals in my kids stockings and
it's just packaged weird. If it was a package better,
it could be more hip. Yes, it is where there's

(01:01:39):
original is so good. It's like it's like Carmel, Like
who doesn't like Carmel? What else you got? Amy? Okay,
So eighteen Detroit firefighters are in hot water. Okay with
their commissioner and the owner of a now destroyed home
after they took a selfie or like a group photo

(01:02:00):
outside the burning home. But it was too literally did
the houses on fire a group of people from the house,
but it was too okay, it was too dangerous to literally,
So it was too dangerous to inner and I mean,
it was gonna burn. And they decided, Okay, we gotta
let this thing just burn and then we'll take care
of it. But so they took time in New Year's

(01:02:22):
Eve they were having a moment. They all took a
group photo and some of them are smiling. The burning house, well,
nobody was inside and they didn't notice. I don't know,
what do you think about it? I mean, okay, here's
what I think about what. They did nothing wrong by
doing it, But sometimes it is the public relations part

(01:02:44):
of it. They get you in trouble. They're doing nothing wrong. However,
a bunch of firefighters in front of a burning house
taking a picture is not going to reflect well to
those that aren't educated on the situation, and the Internet
can quickly make up fake stories about images and then
it runs wild. So I think it's because I know this,

(01:03:04):
I'm looking at it it's quite funny, okay, but in
apparently moved to put it out or one of the
guys was retiring, so it was like, you know, their
last firefight together, because the house is literally on firefight
it looks it looks like they should turn around and
turn guys, turn around right now, it's happening houses next
door that you know, at least it looks like. And

(01:03:26):
so I have no problem with it because I know
the story. But I could see where people will be
upset because we never know the full story on the internet,
which just like at headlines and let it rip. So okay,
Amy as that in Yeah, maybe that's my pile. That
was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the good news.
Good Laptania Young just graduating from Georgia's State university, and

(01:03:49):
how she was able to graduate was all because of
her Uber passenger. She's driving for Uber and they start
talking and she's like, yeah, I dropped out of high
school at sixteen, I got my g D, i'msing three kids,
and I've been going to college, but I can't go
this semester because I owe seven hundred dollars in some
financial hold and I can't afford to pay it. This
uber passenger the next day drives to the university and

(01:04:13):
pays the seven hundred dollars so she can re enroll
in classes. Saw and so he went to the graduation.
He said, you know what, I'll show up your graduation.
He was there, So shout out Kevin Esh for doing
something just amazing. Twenty minute uber ride changed their life.
Oh man, that's so cool. That is so cool. That
is what it's all about. That was tell me something good?

(01:04:35):
Did your buddy? And he missed the bobbing ball college.
This is a Bobby show right right over to Amy
as we start this hour every hour with the morning Corny,
Morning Corny. Where do lizards go to fix their broken tails?

(01:04:59):
Where do you wizards go to fix their broken tails?
The retail shop? The retails? Thank you? That was the
morning Corny, Bobby Mone. So you know, we're in the
middle of the playoffs in the NFL and everyone's celebrating
their sports heroes and music heroes. And I like to

(01:05:22):
talk about one of my heroes for a second. From KATV,
which is the new side I pulled this from. In
Little Rock, Arkansas, a Conway student gets a perfect score
on his act this is My Hero. A high school
student in Conway received a perfect score in the act.
Saint Joseph's school announced that junior Caleb Mallett earned a

(01:05:43):
perfect score. Did you ever know that you're my This
is this? He got about this when I saw it
on my Twitter feed. I reposted it and I was like, legendary.
He apparently had taken it twice before and had almost
hit perfect and didn't the average score, by the way
as a nineteen. Wow, he got a thirty six, colleague. So,

(01:06:06):
but what we've done is Scooga Steve, our producer, has
lined him up for an interview tomorrow. Oh wow, So
I get to talk to my hero and you talk
to everyone. Yeah, it's like the three people I would
like to talk to most on this show, David Letterman,
Howard Stern, Kayla Mallett. We'll get Kayleb Mallett tomorrow. How
exciting is this for me? So? What was your highest

(01:06:26):
SAT score? Oh? In my thirties. I definitely didn't get
a thirty six though, Yeah, but I did. I did
pretty well considering then I was as idiot and I
went and studied the test. I knew that I wouldn't
know everything, but much like in life, if you kind
of dial in on the specificity of what you're about
to be quizzed on. And I went and studied the

(01:06:48):
exact parts of the test, so when I got it,
I was like, Oh, I'm man, I know the answer,
but don't how to take it. I know what they're
looking for. This kid probably just roll out of bed.
Hey to Cinnamon Bunn walked in and crushed it. Tomorrow
on the show, We'll get kayleab mallet on a junior
at Saint Joseph's School and Conway, Arkansas. It's amazing, love it,
Love my Arkansas people doing that too. Watching the news

(01:07:15):
this morning and they had a clip of someone has
their cell phone out and they're shooting it out the
window and they're going up in an airplane and the
wheel falls off. Oh my gosh, and yeah, i'd pee
my pants. But I'm watching this and I read some
of the story. Then I'll go through what I went.
What would would do? A flight lost one of its
wheels as it took off, forcing the flight to return

(01:07:35):
to the airport. According to CNN, one of the passengers
aboard and it gives some type of plane that it
is but it's a plane that you take from an airport,
you know, a plane for everybody, and it goes up
and all of a sudden, wha boom. There's six tires
on it. One of them just falls off. Now, if
this is me, do I start telling everybody like, oh

(01:07:57):
my good, it's a wheel fell off? Or do I
quietly get up and go up to a flat tenny,
go we just lost a wheel. And I'm really having
a time with myself wondering what I would do, right,
because I mean, you don't really know, and I don't know. Yes,
you don't really know. And I would like to think
that I would calmly go up and be like part
of me. I don't know if you noticed, but we

(01:08:20):
just lost a wheel. I don't want to freak everybody out,
but I feel like, really I would see it and go,
oh my god, are you gotta seeing this? Look? Look,
look we lost it all, and then everyone's going bonkers.
May yeah, it would. It was exactly what it would be.
You can't put me in this situation. But it's one
of the big landing wheels. It's not a little whill.
It's one because there are two, there's one on each

(01:08:41):
side of whatever that kind of actual thing is that
comes down, and there are two because one's a backup right, No,
there are two because they have to land on bob
at the same time. There's not a backup wheel. That's yeah,
I'd lost as they say, I would have lost my
beat and everybody else would have lost it too, and
then you have to land. Oh my goodness, Oh my goodness.
I watched there was wind. I was watching an airplane

(01:09:05):
land in wind the other day, and as it was
coming down, the wind got so hard the fly. The
pilot was such a skilled pilot he turned the plane
sideways and landed it diagonally, and right as it landed,
the wind blew it frontward. Wow. That's impressive. Yeah, if
you're watching it, it's impressive. I do not want to
be on that. What would you do if that wheel

(01:09:28):
falls off? I would probably freak out. But I'm glad
we talked about this because now I know I kind
of kind of put myself in that scenario, and I
feel like, now I'll stay calm because I don't want
everybody freaking out. I don't want mayhem. I'm breaking out.
You need to break out, that's right. I want the
pilot to like get it and not have to worry

(01:09:48):
about everybody freaking out and just everybody stay calm, and
I'm gonna trust that they can land the plane just fine.
Which which will you have to You have no choice.
What happened? They landed just fine. Okay. But see sometimes
we're like the landing geter won't come down and they'll
have to land it on the stomach of the plane.
You ever see that crap? Yeah, again, happen that in
Amy's husband's a pilot, And I've had many conversations because

(01:10:10):
I will run through every fear of mine, every fear
that isn't rational. I'd be like, well what about this?
And he said, well here, his whole thing is these
pilots should prepare with any scenario that could possibly happen.
And he's in Amy's Husband's studies so much. I don't
want him flying me every flight, like I want to
call Delta or south Led like he kept bringing a

(01:10:30):
substitute for this one. I used to think it was
weird how much he's studied, but and I mean, I
don't want to say, like I feel bad if he
ever was in a predicament and he didn't know what
to do. I mean, he's not perfect, obviously, but he
would study so much. Even when he was in the
Air Force. He would always study before flight. And I'm like,
this is a plane you've been flying for years. Why
why are you studying? He said, you never know what

(01:10:50):
might happen. He's like, and I want my instinct to
be fast. And there's so many buttons and different things
and scenarios that he wants to be his brain to
be fresh. And your husband was in the Air Force
for a long time, went to the Air Force academy,
like Amy's husband is, if there's somebody can fly me,
that that's who I want, right And so for work
sometimes I have to get on with these little planes
and go somewhere else quick. And and so we get

(01:11:12):
on and I talk to the pilot and i'd been
let this happened a couple of weeks ago, and I
was so nervous about it, and I said, hey, how
long have you been flying? He goes, well, a couple
of years. And I was like, oh, interesting. And I
was ready for him saying like a fighter pilot or something.
And I was like, how'd you get started? He goes, well,
I used to work in a rental car place, and
I would see all the pilots come in it now,
and I was like, oh my god, he's living his dream,
though living dream with somebody else. I need somebody in

(01:11:33):
the military. The rental car guy, huh, he was like now,
he said, I worked rental car and near the airport
and these pilots would come in and I was like,
well that seems fun. He go. So I started to
take lessons and it was like, my bubb pucker's so
quick the whole time. I lied to me, tell me
about Jerry Afghanistan in tours, even if it's not true.
For a second, just to calm me down. Yeah, it's

(01:11:56):
time for the good news. At twelve years old, Zamome
Boscuit of Westland, Oregon has already helped feed more than
nine thousand homeless people with a charity group they set
up back when he was just eight years old. He
launched Share Hope USA, which has gone on to his
food donation events and clothing drives. Beyond just feeding the homeless,

(01:12:19):
the group has gone into organized events that have cut
people's hair, groomed their dogs, even delivered thousands of containers
a play dough for kids in the hospital. When he
was eight, he launched this and it just started very
very small, and then more people heard about his effort
and all jumped in and so now here he is clothes, food,
and even work with a munch of kids. So he's

(01:12:39):
twelve years old. Nice, four years into this thing with
just a thought and a couple of people from church
and family going, hey, we'll help you with this. Four
people turns into eight, turns into thirty, turns into thousands. Amazing.
And you also have to think, when he's eight years old,
he must have some good influences on him, teaching him
that it's good to help others, right for sure, and
to actually go through it and keep getting keeping going

(01:13:01):
to it. Yeah, it's a good point too. Four years later, Eddie,
how are your kids with that? I mean, they think
of the stuff like that, and we're really proud of
them for thinking like that. I guess where we are,
we've kind of fought a little bit. It's like that's
a great idea. Maybe someday you'll do that, but we're
not like, hey, let's do that today. Which like people
like that, they just end up doing it and then
they continue to do it that's amazing. Yeah, well, shout
out to this kid and his pace parents aren't our

(01:13:23):
here or his grandpa whoever's raising him, shout out to
them too, because that is what it's all about. That
was tell me something good I did your buddy, and
he missed the Bobby ball? Is that's right? A seven

(01:13:44):
year old swallowed an AirPod that he got a a
Christmas gift, and so the mom rushes the kid of
the hospital and they do the x ray and you
see the little AirPod that had it's like a earbud
inside his stomach, and so they got pass and it
came out still work because I've watched mine before and

(01:14:06):
it works. Yes. I read another story there where a
guy at an adult man actually swallowed one an adult okay,
and then they went and he passed it and then
they cleaned it. And when it's forty six percent battery
still wow, Like I'm not exaggerating, isn't that crazy? L
the doctor at the Children's Healthcare of Atlanta said, first
of all, what's an AirPod? Like didn't exactly know what

(01:14:27):
was going on. It wasn't familiar with the air pod.
And then there was like, hey, how's that gonna come out,
and he's like, well, we got news for you. We're
gonna tell you how it's gonna come out. And so
it passed and that's it, Like he's gonna be okay.
And I think that there was a a concern when
you swallow something electronic. I wondered, and I was gonna

(01:14:48):
throw this out to our listeners that the craziest thing
your kids swallowed, where you're like, oh, my goodness, is
that even gonna be a thing like penny? Like if
you swallow a penny, you just gotta wait for to
come out, right, or do you go cut in and
get it? Oh? I think you wait for a penny?
Is I don't know, because then I'm like, just his
copper inside your body? Is that a bad thing for
a long time? Yeah, So if your kid ever swallowed anything,

(01:15:08):
and you want to share that with this hop on
eight seven, seven seventy seven, Bobby Amy, with your kids,
you got them older, so they've already figured out the
swallowing thing, right, we haven't. I didn't have to babyproof
my house or anything, and they haven't ever swallowed anything,
thank goodness, Eddie. So it's funny talk about this recently
I'd say a couple of weeks ago. We have a

(01:15:29):
crayon box and I have a little baby, a little
foster baby. He's you know, under a year, and he
crawls around anywhere. And we saw that he got in
the crayon box. And it's not unusual for him to
grab stuff and put in his mouth and kind of
just keep it in his mouth. But we found in
his diaper, like a couple of days later a whole crayon. Oh.
We were changing his diaper and a purple crayon came

(01:15:51):
out and we're like, wow, interesting, Wow, I guess he
ate that whole thing just like came And who attention
to it? Who saw it? You or your wife? Oh?
My wife did. She's like, hey, you want to come
look at this? What color? Was it purple? At first?
Are you concerned that the baby's pooping purple? Like, oh, no,
is he sick? Not because we're still intact. No, it
was it was half of it. It was half a current.

(01:16:12):
There was still some of us all intact. It was.
I thought it was just wow. No, No, it was
sitting right there. Yeah, just passed right through. So are
you are you changing your foster babies? Diapers. Oh yeah,
because you didn't do your kids. I didn't do I
did probably five total. Well i'm exadrain ten probably kids,
yes combined? Yes? Okay, so your foster baby you're changing?
Of course, I would say half the duty. Is that

(01:16:34):
because you've matured or what? Yeah, I'm older now and
if back in the day, I would smell something like
funky and I would just ignore it and then hope
my wife would be like, oh he needs a change,
and then she'd change the baby. But this time around,
I'm like, no, you know what, he gets diaper rash.
If we don't change was a lot better do it?
Or I shouldn't put it all on my wife? Right
right right, Let me talk to Lauren in Oklahoma, who's

(01:16:56):
on the phone right now calling us. Hey Lauren, what's
happening with you? Not that much, just on my way
to ward. Well I appreciate you. Colin. We're talking about
this kid that swallowed this AirPod. Tell me what's up
with you? Um, I've seen people swallow phone cords, Um,
sports the side of like your eyeglasses forks, whole class,

(01:17:20):
I mean a whole thing. But how do you swallow
that accidental little thing? I don't know. I don't ask.
So how are you coming into contact with these people
though that have swallowed these weird things? Um? I work
in the medical field. Yeah, m hmm, that's who we
should be talking to people, like what's the crazy come

(01:17:43):
through the door where you're like you? I mean, because
can you ask? Sometimes I'd be so curious? So how
did this kid here? Yeah? Yeah, that go through my mind.
I'm like, why, but you're not allowed? There's a second
genesis controller in your belly? How to get in here? Wow?
A sport? You think that's like a bet or a

(01:18:04):
dare I don't know, or like maybe you have it
in your mouth and then you fall and it just goes,
you know, like you're not just a run with scissors. Also,
but yeah I did read the new webs don't run
with sport? Wow? Wow? All right, thank you for that call.
I appreciate that. Or thank you? People have that what's
that show? My strange addiction? Or they eat stuff like chalk?

(01:18:26):
You know. I was watching one of those episodes. Yeah,
I love that show, not so much that I watch
it all the time, but if it's on, But if
it's on, I'm flipping through and I saw a hand
washing one. Again, I had never related to someone so
much on my life. Really, he did wouldn't leave his house.
He had to wash his hands all the time, over
and over again, to the point where his hand did

(01:18:47):
balanced his hands. Not like, yeah, that's so terrible, that's
it's sad, and now I felt that, Yeah, he just
didn't want to touch anything, and he had to wash
his hands constantly, and it was keeping him from even
leaving his house at times. Wow. And so, but as
I was watching it, I was like, man, I'm like

(01:19:09):
two and a half steps away from that, not one step,
because but I definitely have my hand issues. I don't
like touch people's hands. I don't like to touch door
I wear to sleeve so I can cover my hands
and open door knobs. Just think about everywhere not just
your hands have been, but when you shake somebody else's hands,
everywhere everybody else's hands had been. You don't know, you
have no idea, no idea none. They've probably been something

(01:19:31):
in their own butt. Probably most hands are going butts.
They do. Yeah why I don't know, don't ask me.
I keep mine out of my butt. But most hands,
if you they going your own butt. Most of the time. Wow,
that's what you tell yourself. Let me go to Ash
and Nashville, who's on the phone? Hey, Ash, thanks for
calling the Bobby Bones Show. What did you swallow? Um?
I actually swallowed a penny when I was a kid,

(01:19:51):
and did it And did it just pass through or
did some have to go and and get it? Actually
they had to take it out. It got lodged vertically
and they weren't afraid that it was going to flip
and that I was going to choke on it. Oh
my gosh, Wow, I guess the turning of it. Yeah,
is weird. You didn't choke though, huh No, miraculously they

(01:20:12):
got me in the hospital in time. But I ended
up in the hospital for like a week. So that's
that seems like a lot. Here. Watch, I'll swallow a
penny now, let's see what happens. Let's time it. Oh
that a race you swallow on a swallow one penny
so they get the year the first one out. Yeah,

(01:20:32):
that's funny. We're not gonna do over that funny. But
you ever choke on anything? No, I don't know, like well,
in seventh grade, like a piece of pizza and it
was like a dramatic thing in the cafeteria. But I
didn't need the him lick or anything. I just like
I couldn't breathe. And then finally it came out. I
swallowed a rito wrong once it didn't sew it all

(01:20:53):
the way down and I was by myself and it
lodged into my throat. I thought it was really except
for like people attacking me or when I had to
have my my spleen ruptured. Yeah, it was like the
closest I've ever felt it, like I was gonna die. Wow.
And I was probably ninth grade or so, and I
was like, so, I started beating my my sternum with
my fist and then I started banging it on a
table and then all of a sudden, he goes. It

(01:21:15):
came out a little dorito. It wasn't even a whole
de rito. It was probably just not a chewed one,
and it went but it lodged right in the way
where it blocked the whole windpipe. I almost because I
was still able to think a little bit, I was like,
do I take a pin and jab the bottom on
my throat? I'll give myself. Um, what do they call that?
When you pop off. Yeah, tu give it yourself. Yeah, yeah,

(01:21:37):
but that's all there's no one around. D I y.
That's like that five hundred seventy two hours movie he
breaks his leg. I don't think that's the movie. That's
what I mean, the arm yeahs of pain something. Kathy
and North Carolina. You're on a show. You're on the show.
How are you hi, Bobby. I'm so excited to get

(01:21:58):
to talk to you. Well, thank you brand much recalling
you're welcome. My ex husband when he was a little boy,
his daddy was wanting he was daddy was going to
fishing and he wanted to go, but his daddy told him, know,
he had to go to school. So he took his
boat key and swallowed it. And his daddy had to

(01:22:19):
keep had to keep waiting for him to use the
bathroom and you know, go through it until he found
his boat key. So in defiance, he swallowed the boat key.
Like he did what like had to defy him. He
swallowed the boat key. He did it so you know
to keep him from going is he cutt't go with him?

(01:22:41):
Then he he didn't want his daddy going. Oh my goodness.
You know there's the real art to that, yeah, because
I remember in eleven or twelfth grade in high school,
I would tell friends, if you got cheating with a
cheat cheet, just eat it and swallow it. They can
prove nothing nothing. He eat it? How how quickly? How
big is it? Small? Well, listen, I was never a cheater,

(01:23:03):
but I was always it was like, hey, if you
get busted, just throw in your mouth. First of all,
they can't open your jaws. Then swallow it. It wouldn't
be a whole sheet, it'd be like a probably like
a quarter of the page or smaller, and swallow it
because what are they gonna do. It's gonna disintegrate in
your body. They can't open your jaws, and then they
can't prove it, no proof, they there's no body, there's
no crime. Did anyone ever do that? Yes? Wow, because

(01:23:26):
of you, you're told. I don't. I don't know, but
I would give these mini ted talks and really dumb
things in high school talk where in the corner of
the cafeteria. Oh, you just get together with friends in
the hallway, like, guys, if you're gonna do this and
they catch you, I'll eat it because there's no way
they can get it all right there you go show

(01:23:48):
Dust and Diamond Screech from Say by the Bill. It
turns forty three today, So I'll give you an easy
theme song like this the say by the Bill. Just
tell me the show. Write your answers down, guys. You
guys can all play, all right. M Morgan mwoo hop
in this too isn't be harder for you, but you
can play. So write your answer down. If you miss it,
you're eliminated. Amy Lunchbox, our video producer, Eddie and Morgan.

(01:24:12):
Number two who does all or digital? You guys ready
to play? Right? All right? Write it down? Here you
go Number one Man Man Man Manly Man Man Man
Benden Men bandmnn Eddie gonna know that. I don't think
I mean I can't think of it either. Wow, all right,

(01:24:34):
play one more time. Ramundo, Man Ben Man Man Man
Man Man Benden Men, Manly Men. I know who's in
the show. Maybe that was like the e This is
like the softball, and that's the softball. What's the first one?

(01:24:56):
No one gets cut in the first round. It's like
on who wants to be in Millionaire? You ask what's
two plus two? Is it three? Is it four? Is
it five? This is dumb? All right? Amy, Two minute
a Baby. I know that's a movie right close, and
I think it was three minut in a Baby back

(01:25:18):
in the day. But you're close to the show. That's
not yet. Lunchbox two and a half man, Oh, that's it, Eddie.
I wasn't laughing because I two wrote two men in
a baby that must in our head and I couldn't
get it out. I'm like, wait, I know that. It
Later it got weird because the boy got old and
it was like, this isn't two didn't half men anymore?

(01:25:39):
Um and Morgan Number two two and a half mina
where you go? Okay, all right, here we go. This
is the next one. We sing, are real? Are you in?

(01:26:01):
That was the easy one. You don't know this one?
Oh man, this is so easy. We have to run
this game, bag boys, it's over this quick. Um you run.
I wrote something down? Would you write down? Nine two? No,
lunch Box, it's Dawson's Creek. There he go. He wins
the first one. There, let's run it back. Let's run
it back. All right, all right, here we go next up,

(01:26:23):
everybody's back in. Now he won TV theme games. Here
we go, I why do you guys know this? Eddie?

(01:26:43):
How are you bombing out on them? No, dude, I
don't know. These are a little past his prime. He
was like thirty by them. This sounds like straight out
of the eighties. Eb In Amy, lunch Box, Eddie, step
by step. You're really not good at this. Maybe twenty
twenty is not your year because you were the game

(01:27:05):
player of twenty nineteen. I was. Yeah, you were the
champion of twenty nineteen. Morgan number two. I had bad men,
Bad men? Is it? No? Not guys you've dated. Now
we're looking for the name of TV shows. I was
thinking bad Boys, bad one. I don't know. Okay, here
Amy and Lunchbox are now in. Here we go, next
one up? What would you do? Out of tune? We're

(01:27:30):
just stand out. Let me Eddie? Would you know this one?
That horse I do? This is the one? You know?
This is the one I know? Is the oldest one?
Little Trump is right? Yeah? That or nine two one?
I was probably at the same time, you think so?
Maybe sure, Mikey, would you fact check that for me?

(01:27:52):
Um Amy? Wonder years? Yeah, wonder years. Good, there you go.
Mikey's gonna pull the Wonder Years started in eighty eight.
I guess another two would be like an early ninety.
I started an eighty eight. Wow, yeah, I realized that,
Well you number two year? Were you born? Three? Crazy?
You had five years to go to be born before

(01:28:14):
that show started. And then oh Beverley was ninety. Not
that far apart. It's a couple of years. Okay, next up,

(01:28:39):
I'm in. I'm in for the win. Lunchbox I put Frazier.
It sounds a bit like that, that's not it. Amy
for the win. Everybody loves Raymond. Yeah, okay, so Amy
one one, Lunchbox one one. Let's do a sudden death
for the whole championship of this whole game, all right, which,
by the way, I guess I'm gonna talk to you
about in a second. Um, wait, what we say our name? Yeah,
just say your name? So this is speed to see

(01:29:00):
who wins the whole thing. Okay, are you ready? Name
that easy TV theme song? These are all old school,
but our day old school. Here we go, say your
name as the buzzer. Nothing, guys. A few things have

(01:29:35):
popped in my head, but I know they're wrong. I'll
give you hit number one. Oh, this only option. I
thought we'd go to another one to hit hit number one.
The year was nineteen eighty four when the show started.
Hit that club again, Raimundo, I was three sweet nineteen
eighty four the show start. Oh, hinting number two, there

(01:30:04):
was a family. Okay, hint number three, New York, New
York family, Ready for the big hint your name? Hint
number four. The main character of this show is in prison, Amy,

(01:30:31):
I don't know, Um, Sandford and Son incorrect the Cosby
Show correct? Now what money looking everybody hand? And they
stay there and they stay there, Sanford and signs like

(01:30:56):
I know, I can't I can't believe that. Following second
on the Sanford and sign is uhanetampane bam bama panetamam
panamamam fan right yes, red Fox. Yeah. And I think
this is the first Cosby show a theme song, because

(01:31:16):
they were two later. There were many. Yeah, there were
a bunch of Yeah. Bobby mcfaran did it la that's it? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
um maybe that's why. Yeah, that's it. Oh yes, I'm
trying to figure out why, Like, how would I miss that?
That was a hard one. Golly good job, Lunchbox A
pretty fun game for me. You want to hear it.
One sudden death, give us that last sudden death one ever.

(01:31:37):
Everybody just jump in. If you know it, you just
yell your name, cheers. Yeah, there you go. That's a
good one. Someone released bed bugs out of Walmart and Pennsylvania. No, ridiculous,
How do you mean right? Walmart and Pennsylvania is facing
a bed bug infestation after someone released all in the
men's changing room. Like that's a thing. You can take

(01:32:00):
bed bugs and release them. A manager at the store
in Edinburgh found a closed pillbottle with live bugs crawling inside.
Sometimes people just need slaps. Yeah, this would be one
of them. Yeah, that sucks on. Yeah, it's the worst.
There are things worse, though, I do you get by
that one? People go, that's the worst, and it's really

(01:32:21):
not the worst at all. Well, I can know, I
realize that when I say that it's not literally the worst.
I didn't say literally the worst. I know, I said, no, No,
I know, I do. Just weird things people say that
bug me. They're probably weird things people say the bug
you that no one know that's weird. That bothers you
because people are like I'll tell you the one, the
one that gets me is well, you couldn't have written that. Yeah,
I could have or much better, much better, whatever it is.

(01:32:43):
You couldn't have written this store, you could have written
it any better. Yeah, And how I drive it better?
I just had aliens or a dog. It's just saying, like,
you realize that, right, I know, and I know that,
and I know that I'm not being fair toward words, right,
what about expressions I'm dying? Well, if you're saying I'm
literally dying, then I go, that's bullcrack. Literally, But then
but aren't we all literally dying every second? More line?

(01:33:04):
But when people are like it's super let me say this,
version me do this, it's unfair me to feel this way.
And I know that I shouldn't be so annoyed by
little things that are said like, oh, that's the worst,
because I'm like, no, no, people have a lot. It's
just yeah, I know there's worst things in the world. Fine,
I'll say what you want. It's me. This is on me,

(01:33:24):
but does it? Yeah, I mean, it's just the worst.
I would not want that. One time I thought we
had Stevenson had bedbugs, but he really had lice, and
I didn't know it because I didn't know what the
lice looks like. And for weeks I ignored it and
I thought, what bug crawling on his head? It was bad.
I sent him to school and everything, but he didn't

(01:33:44):
have bedbugs. I don't have. I had lice as a kid.
I remember many times. Here's the thing. I get two
things to say. First of all, the other thing I
hate is when anyone gives over one hundred percent. There's
no such thing. The maximum amount is one hundred percent.
You can't. Because I was listening being radio the day
and they were like, you know, if he's gonna give
his thirteen thousand percent, and I'm like, what are we

(01:34:05):
just gonna keep going higher and higher to prove that
they work harder and harder. One hundred percent is all
on to head lice. Okay, when I would, I think
first grade, second grade, fourth grade, I get sent home
for headlice because what they would do is these people
would come in, often substitute teachers, and they would take
toothpicks and they would do headlice checks. Now what I

(01:34:27):
think was is it I had headlice a few times
that I think someone knew, and so they would come
and check the whole class, so they didn't have to
embarrass everybody. But then they would send me and a
couple other kids out of the room, and then we'd
had to go home and you had to get I
think it was called writ oh oh, the medication, and
they would say because and I grew up super poor,
we couldn't afford medication, but they would send it home

(01:34:48):
with us, and so I would have to come back
and get rechecked again. And just talking about my headaches, Oh,
that's crazy, like my head started itch right now. And
so when you would go home for headlights like two
days later, two days ys later, they would check you
when you got to school again the first time, and
when you were clear, you got to go back to class. Humiliating.
Was it the worst? It wasn't the worst, but it

(01:35:08):
was humiliating. Yeah, because you get sent out, everybody knew
you were a head life kid, and I was already
known as the dirty poor kid. They wore the same
My goal as a kid was never to wear the
same clothes two days in a row, because only had
like two pair of pants or two pair of shorts
or a couple of shirts. So it was always to
try to get home and clean those clothes so I
didn't have to wear them again the next day. Because

(01:35:29):
if you were the same clothes to school two days
in a row, you were just made fun of. Just
no mercy from the kids and so. But the headlines,
that's the thing. I think at least three times I
got sent home from school from it, like three different years.
I don't even know how I was getting it. I
mean why, I don't know where it starts, but it
can jump from Yeah, like we were I had to

(01:35:51):
get checked for life one Stevenson got sent home. We
had the life doctor come over and she shaved his head.
Said was the worst case of life she had ever scene.
She's a life doctor, like, it's what she does for
a little You have to say that though, she said, yeah,
she did. This is the worst I'm impracticing for fifty years. No,
it just made me feel It made me feel the

(01:36:12):
worse because I felt like a mom because Stevenson just
kept looking at me and said, Mom, I kept telling
you my head was itchy. Yeah, as she shaved it,
and she said it's not common in African American boys
at all. So she was perplexed at how he got it.
So don't ask me. Did your daughter have it? No,
nobody else had it? Nope, we were all clear. She

(01:36:32):
checked me. I thought, oh great, what am I gonna
have to do? But she checked me. Nothing was there,
So it was just one of those things. But she
said they live. They die after twenty four hours off
the scalp. So if they jumped on a pillow or
whatever and it didn't come in contact with skin for
twenty four hours, it would be dead. So it has
to live. Well. I would rather have lies than bed bugs.

(01:36:52):
Last she can get rid of quicker than bed bugs.
Once I was itching, I woke up. This is like
a couple years ago. I called the guy and I
was like, hey, did you come check check my room?
I remember this came and tore my house apart. Did
you have them? Nope? Okay, have you ever had them? Hey,
knock on wood, that's your head? Yeah no I haven't. Um.
I like to say good morning to everybody except this

(01:37:14):
woman's ex h. This Capital City barbecue owner who is
a woman was with the dude and they split up.
But the guy had known the code to the answering machine,
so he calls and leaves an answering machine message for
anyone calling the barbecue place and it's like, yeah, we're
close to him March or whatever it was. Oh, I
have a clip of this happy from Capital City Barbecue.

(01:37:38):
Due to the holidays, we will be taking it extended
leave until March first. We look forward to your business
after March first. A lie day, So good morning to everybody.
Accept this dude. Thursday, Friday, Saturday. She said they had
no phone calls because everybody thought they were close to him.
March cost him money, like money money. She loves a

(01:37:59):
restaurant off works two thirteen hours a day and until
then it was killing and this dude caused them. Puts
that message up there. I played again, even says happy holidays,
Happy holidays barbecue. Due to the holidays, we will be
thinking it extendedly eve until March first. We look to

(01:38:21):
your business and seeing you after March first. It's bad, dude,
Like that's costing somebody their their mortgage payment or their
electric bill payment, or keeping their business going or the
workers at the business. That stinks. How does he get
the coded? I don't even want someone having my cell
phone code to get into my phone. You have to
give somebody to code. You give them the code to

(01:38:41):
the answer machine, or maybe a key to get into
the building, answer machines, even a thing, any business. It
must be because I was thinking, I guess it's just
a but I mean, it's a code to a phone.
But they were married, right, Oh, I don't. I don't
think so. I think we're going to a divorce. I
was at a divorce. I think I know they split up.
I don't know what what they were together. I'm married. Sorry,

(01:39:02):
You're like, okay, you can keep the barbecue business. I'll
do this, I'll keep the code. He just says, it's close.
So what they do is they go over all this
divorce data at the end of the year and they
see what jobs and divorces mix the most. So they
released the top ten jobs they are most likely to

(01:39:27):
lead to a divorce based on the divorce statistics of
last year. Wow, what you think is on the list? Pilot?
I know, I feel like every your pilot's on there,
and they're like, Amy, your husband's pilot, or is military
on there? It is there? Yeah, military is high. I
mean I saw that. We witnessed that firsthand. That's one
of the reasons why my husband decided to separate after

(01:39:49):
twelve years. He always owe with you from the military. Military. Well,
I was like, what, no, he always he always had
planned on retiring, but his the particular unit he was in,
I mean all they were dropping like flies, marriages, and
he just thought, was it a stress on YouTube? Well,
we didn't have kids yet, and you know, I had

(01:40:10):
a job and family back and forth. So when he
would leave, I stayed pretty busy. But it was a
high stress, high demand job, and they went I could
see how who knows, I mean, who knows what would
have happened, But I think that he made a decision.
He's like, I want to do this for a family.
I'm gonna get out because and he start for aliment
years twelve and number ten cruise ship employees. Oh, I

(01:40:32):
wonder if that's time away and time away with other
time away and probably people and you probably sleep in
the same areas. So musicians at nine a lot of travel,
so a lot of stuff where you're on, you're gone,
a lot of it's yes away plus options equals a
lot of people making bad decisions. Boom waiters at eight,

(01:40:53):
and that's a whole society. I waited tables for a
long time you're out later. I only made it to hostess,
so like, what's the culture, Well, you would go out afterward.
You're kind of your own little crew because most people
aren't going out at midnight one o'clock on a Thursday.
On a Wednesday. Security guards at seven, I'm not sure
on that one. Interesting, bank tellers at six, bar managers

(01:41:14):
at five. I would compare that to waite staff sales
at four, probably because you're just out traveling, eating, people
moving around, moving, shaking, jumping and humping. Oh my gosh.
At number three, probation officers or jail officers. I wonder
if they're getting on with the people in jail. Wait,

(01:41:37):
just because people get divorced doesn't mean it's because there
was a lot of money or infidelity. Are the top
two people'll get divorced? Oh okay? Number two? Strip club
workers if your husband's working at a strap club, or
your wife or your wife, which is like you, probably

(01:41:57):
I just think men are the cheaters. You know, I'm
not saying they are, but in my head, I just
I signed cheating to men, I know. But what I
would say again, I'm gonna say it doesn't mean that
there was Probably he probably was jealous because he couldn't
handle her profession anymore. And so we do agree. Men
just sucked in amy and I agree have been sucked
with different different reasons. Why. Um, the number one job

(01:42:17):
that led divorce was military. Yeah, and that's the job
the top ten that man and I would say for
men and women serving, like there's a lot they have
to process and go through and they come back with
a lot that's heavy and if they don't deal with it,
it can be hard. Military is hard. You can follow
me on Instagram at mister Bobby Bones where you can
look at the picture of me with a snorkel on

(01:42:37):
and see if that hair on my arm is my
hair or someone else's. It's my arm hair, totally your hair.
It was quite it's really long. It's people like who's who's.
It was quite a little hubbub happening to my comments.
I had to remove them because I was like stock
because they were tagging people. So mister Bobby Bones on Instagram.
So I always keep that Cholula Hot Sauce in my refrigerator.

(01:42:59):
I put it on pretty much everything, but National Hot
Sauce Day is coming out of January twenty second, and
if you get a tattoo of the Cholula logo. You
can win a trip to New York. You can win
the lifetime supply of hot Sauce. If I'm gonna get
a tattoo of me of something, I better win that
for sure, win the lifetime supply. They can't be a chance.
I do love the Cholula Hot Sauce. But if you
want to get it on this it's on their Instagram

(01:43:20):
all the way. This is not a commercial, but I
just saw and I love the Chalula. Although for some
reason I call it Mama Chalula. Was that ever the
name of it, I don't know, because we call it
Lady Chalula in my house. Like anytime my husband was deployed,
he wanted me to ship him. Anytime I would send
care packages overseas, he wanted me to include Lady Chalulah.
And they make little teeny tiny ones that he could
fit inside his flight suit and even take it everywhere

(01:43:41):
with him because the food over there wasn't that great,
but he would just douse it with Lady Chalula and
it'd be fine. They make like airplane size, like mini
bar size. Chan They're like kind I don't know that
they're the like tiny Tabasca looking ones that they make
little mini ones that would fit right in his pocket,
and then they make massive ones too that you confine
as a store that are fun. I'm more of a

(01:44:02):
Chillula fan than I am a Tabasco song like that's
it for. I mean, I got these these golden girls
hot sauces to the listeners sent me, and all four
of them have a slightly different tang and flavor. That's funny.
Those are pretty good. Who's your favor? No, just Chillula.
They're okay, but the Chilula went through the best anyway.
I just saw. You can go to their instagram if
you want to get a tattoo I mean, listen, get

(01:44:24):
a tattoo of the BUYE Bone show? You can? They
get what and what? They get a trip where and
they get a lifetime supply of what. I'd have to
think about that. I would think that that's funny though,
but I didn't think about what. I give them a
lifetime supply of. We're done for today, Thank you guys
for hanging out Amy. What's going on? I have a
workout appointment, which I'm super excited about because I haven't

(01:44:45):
lifted weights in a while it's kind of nervous about that.
And then just still gearing the kids up for school
this week. Hopefully they'll start on Thursday, but now I
don't know. It might be Monday, so I might have
the kids out of school another week all week. So
doing that? What about you? I ordered some new jackets
for Eddie and I to perform our Raging Idiot show
in next week. We have a big charity show. So

(01:45:06):
I gotta get up the designer and go through those.
Have therapy today. I'm gonna work out today. Um, I'm
reading a new book, just a normal day. Yeah, what
what's your new book? I'm not gonna promote it yet.
Don't know what's good because if I say it, somebody
gets it, then I get beat up because it wasn't good.
I actually have two that I'm reading now, and I
made them confused. I often do that, and I blurred
the lines between the two books. So uh, And then

(01:45:29):
I gotta get a spray tans to night, which who cares?
All right? What do you wait? Which? Why they shave
my beard off? Spray tan? You didn't notice? No, I
walked in like twenty two today. Yeah, he's so fresh,
all right, mister Bobby Bones on Instagram. Thank you guys,
see you tomorrow on the show. Goodbye Twster Babby bon

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