Bobby Helps Listener Struggling With Online Dating + Raymundo's Dumb COVID Move + Lunchbox vs. Electric Company!

A listener calls in with an issue he's having with online dating and women not looking like their profile pictures. Raymundo didn’t realize something about getting his vaccine and did something dumb. Plus, Lunchbox thinks the electric company owes him money after going without power over the weekend and having to throw out food!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Good. What's happening everybody? Good Morning, Morning studio. Morning. Well,
I was looking at the story about the things you
should not put inside your dishwasher. I gotta tell you,

(00:22):
if it's in the sink, it goes in the dishwasher.
And I've been better at actually doing the pre rents
before putting in the dishwasher, because it used to I
would go, why am I paying for a dishwasher if
I'm washing the dishes before I put in the dishwasher.
But then I realized that's only more trouble for me.
So I will do the pre rents and then I
will put it in. But here's the stuff they say
you should not be putting in there. Non stick cookwear. Amy,

(00:45):
I gotta tell you it don't even know the difference.
If it's a pan, it goes in the dishwasher. Yeah. Well, um,
I would say, I know not to put non stick
cookwear in the dishwasher. I hand wash it. But what's
non stick? Do I have that stuff? I don't know.
If you have that stuff, you don't have to look
at the packaging or the pan, and it may say
at the bottom sometimes it says not dishwasher safe or whatever.
So you can look, it'll be imprinted on the bottom,

(01:06):
or maybe you can even just tell by the touch
of the but it's it's just not good, like it
makes it come off or something. Let me be honest.
I don't load the dishwasher all the time, I figured,
and when I do, I'm not going full inspector gadget
on the stuff I'm s taken in there. Yeah, well,
what else is on the list? Anything made of wood?
And I put every woodboard cutting board that we have

(01:27):
in the dishwasher. Okay, do you do that? No? No,
I don't put wood in there. Wood it can warp
or crack from the heat, especially cutting boards. So when
they need a deep clean, scrub them with baking soda. Listen.
If they don't go in the dishwasher, they just get
a hot water rinse for me. If I'm doing it, Yeah,
I think it's okay as long as you're okay with
knowing that you're probably wearing it out faster than it

(01:47):
needs to be. Cast iron skillets, no, no, you do not.
Why would that will like rust it? I think it
runs the seasoning, which is what the cast iron is
all about, and it can make them rust. There you go,
so it's just better to clean them with hot water. No,
it goes in the dishwasher, although it takes more spots
than the other one. I get annoyed with those because
it takes like a quarter of the whole bottom rack

(02:09):
on the dishwasher because you kind of have to lean
it in because it's too tall to go all the
way in when you push it in, right. You need
to just stop putting it in there. It really is
ruining the whole thing, you know, I'm just gonna stop
doing the dishes. Apparently I don't do it a lot anyway,
but this just shows me I'm doing everything wrong. So
aluminum cookware, M I think I probably put that in there.
That's interesting why it just says even one dishwasher cycle

(02:31):
can oxidize the metal and take it from shiny to
doll Oh okay, anything copper like copper pots, I don't.
I don't have anything copper. I put my penny collection
in there. About what's anthea? Certain plastic items Again, if
it's a plastic bowl that we've it's it's in the dishwasher.
And then sharp knives, how do you know? Oh you

(02:54):
can though, like I put them if you want to
run them through there you can put on the top rack. Okay,
I don't measure the sharpness of knives before I stick
them in that little slot. I feel like I do
pretty good when I stick them, you know, knife down
so Kaitlin doesn't cut her hand if she's unloading it right,
and I might look at me, I'm really contributing. I'm
thinking of somebody else, but I don't look at how
sharp they are. Yeah, well, I mean now you know

(03:17):
you can hand wash your knives so that they don't
doll You want to know one of the things I
do again, I'm gonna be honest about this. I don't
do it often, but occasionally want to creep up and
I load the dishwasher or I clean the kitchen. It
may be the sexiest thing that I do, really because
I think Kaitlyn appreciates that more than anything else. I

(03:40):
can walk in and you know, a pair of fresh
box of breezes and be like, what's up baby? She's like,
what are you doing? But if I clean that kitchen,
there's like a twinkle in her eye. Well that's a
good reminder to a lot of people listening, like maybe
a lot of maybe Eddie and Lunchbox and ray can
take some notes. Guys, why do you think I do
the dishes every night? Come on, but if you do
it every night, I feel like it's just expect it.

(04:00):
I mean, I mean, I guess, yeah, you're right. After
a while, it's no longer sexy because I do it
every night. Good call. There was an episode of Everybody
Loves Raymond where Raymond was vacuuming the floor and Deborah
was looking at him like oh, and He's like what,
I'm just vacuuming and She's like, no, this is it.
But like, as I get older, like I felt that
was just a little bit. I felt that let us

(04:22):
open up the mailbage morning studio. I listen to the
podcast every single day. I feel silly, but I really
need a neutral, third party piece of advice. I live
in a suburban, single family house type neighborhood. My new

(04:45):
next door neighbors just moved in. There are three drivers
living there, at least three cars in the driveway always.
The driveway is easily three cars wide, but about one
and a half cars deep. The problem is when others come,
they park in front of my house. Isn't that my
spot in front of our house. This happens from multiple
days a week, even weekends. It's like a constant party,
people coming and going. Can I ask them not to

(05:07):
park in front of my house? Can I own the
street parking? Please help sign possible, Karen. Now, I've never
lived in a place like this, Amy you have where
you had to park in front of the house, mostly
for street parking. Yes, what is the advice you give her?
I don't know that you can claim the street. I
know it is a bummer. Sometimes I would have to
park two houses down and walk down to my house

(05:31):
and that's just the way the kirkie grumbled, And then
oh I had an extra bummer because we had a
fire hydrant right to the left of our house. So
then I mean, can't park they or either, So sometimes
we were really screwed. But yeah, that's public parking is
a bad word, just a well, you know that's how
frustrating it would be. So I feel your pain. But

(05:54):
there was someone in my neighborhood though I thought this
took guts. I would say something else, but this took
a lot. They created their own little cone that said
do not park here or whatever, and they would put
it out in front of their house. You can try it, huh,
and nobody. I mean, for I was like, wow, that's clever.

(06:15):
It's working. But someone if it could really just kind
of throw the cone to the side and be like,
forget you on barking here. But it worked for them.
I think the cone probably works forty percent of the time. Yeah,
I think there is some some benefit to putting that
out there. This is what I would do. When their
spot opens up further their house, go park in it
and teach them a lesson. If they have a spot
that just go park there always. They'd be like, I'm

(06:35):
nor to park and then okay, we'll see how I feel.
But you can't really claim it. You've got to strategically
find a way to have it. Yep. Because you don't
own the street. Nope, you own the grass right up
to the curb, but you don't own the street. That
doesn't make you a Karen as long as you don't
go yelling at them to get out of your spot. Yeah, like,
your frustration is valid, but unfortunately there's nothing can really

(06:57):
do about it. Eddie, this happened to your house, oh
all the time. I mean, it's just a part of
neighborhood life, because you, like you said, you don't own
the front of that, and it is an eyesore. You
get home and you're just like, who's at my house? Oh,
that's the neighbor that always parks there. But you can't
do anything about it. But I like that she calls
herself possible Karen because she almost became a Karen. Would
you put a cone out in front of your house? Oh? Absolutely?

(07:18):
I have one of those signs that makes people slow
down because I have kids. My kids never play in
the street, but if they do, they're taken care of.
I'm that person. I love cones, I love little flags
that say slow down. I'm all about it. So our
answer is, you don't own the street. You can't have
the street officially, but you can do things to have
that spot. You can try to do things. Yeah, and
it may come back to bite you, but we suggest

(07:39):
trying a couple things. All right, there it is, We
got your that was about to clothe Jared and Pennsylvania.
What's up, Bud? Hey? How's it going? Good man? What
can I help you with? I have been struggling on
the dating app website, just like a lot of people have,

(08:00):
so I get these pictures of these girls, the beautiful girls,
I'm going in dates with them, and then I get
to the date and they're thirty to forty pounds heavier
than what their pictures are showing. Amy rolled her eyes.
I giggled, Okay, I don't know. I mean, is he
seeing their body in the in the how are you
measuring the weight or whatever you're seeing? Like, I don't

(08:22):
know if it's just their head shot and then you're
assuming it's one way or I mean, I'm sure, yeah,
someone probably alter their photos, but what's the problem. It's
full body side. So every dates that I go on,
the pictures aren't the same. So it's like, what else
is there besides dating apps? Okay, so all your pictures,
all of your pictures represent you. No, he said he's struggling,

(08:48):
and I thought, okay, maybe he's got some problems. But
now he's saying no, that some of the women are
the problem. So every girl, Okay, then that's great. Every
picture that you put up within a month and all
the girls that you're going out with, they show up
forty pounds heavier than what they look like, thirty to

(09:08):
forty pounds heavy. Yer, Yep, he's got that range down
he knows exactly yea, but so what about their personality
or he's still attracted to that Well, I feel like
they're lying to me. Okay, look, nobody on this show's
dating except Morgan number two, and she uses the dating apps. Morgan,
do you ever go out with a guy and he
doesn't look like his picture? I mean no, Guys aren't

(09:30):
really big on that for the most part. If guys
look different in their picture, they tend to look better
in person. So I don't have much experience with like
cat fishing. I would say, would you consider this catfishing though?
If it's the same person, just a little more of
the person? I mean no, because, like you know, we
all just went through a pandemic. If you ate a

(09:51):
bunch of food and life happened, like, can't hate on
that person for the things that changed in their body.
So I don't, no, But I do understand that you
have to be attracted to a person, so you can't
be mad at them. But like, you go out with
them and you've just kind of moved forward, and maybe
if it's really that important too, like FaceTime them before

(10:13):
you go on the date. And I think that's good.
Oh so now we get them on excuse me, can
I get you on facetiming? You go a head back
away from the camera and do return. Oh yeah, so
actually Jared here, Yes, okay this first of all, the
only problem I have, but Morgan said, is sure, if
you gain some weight during a pandemic, great, but update
your picture. Don't. Don't represent who you are with someone

(10:35):
you aren't well, maybe hasn't seen. She feels just as
confident as she did with the other photo. Obviously, these
apps are very what you are physically for the most part,
that's what these apps are. And then you get together
and you see if you can bond on a different level.
But let's not act like these's not even wanting to
get through another level. Well because they're not showing up
with who they said they were. And here's the thing

(10:56):
I think that's dishonest. Okay, we're assuming that maybe they
have up an old photo or something, but it could be.
And something that we do need to work on is, yes,
just embracing ourselves as we are. And unfortunately a lot
of people, I won't say just women, use the apps
that do. It may be a new photo, but they
do that thing with photoshop where they shrink themselves because

(11:18):
there's that pressure. Well, people like it's a lie and
not people like him. If you show up and you
are if you say I'm gonna bring you something, it is.
I agree. I'm bringing you broccoli, I'm gonna bring you
some mac and cheese. I'm probably gonna bring a couple
of sodas, and all you show up with this tuna.
That's ordered right. I'm not saying that the shrinking is right.
We need to get to where we're comfortable with being
ourselves and we don't use these apps to alter our

(11:40):
waist size or whatever. I think in theory, You're right,
he's trying to find a wife right now. So yeah,
just be honest, put it out there and be like, hey,
heads up. If you don't look anything like your picture,
I don't want to meet you, well I ain't gonna listen.
How do we help him? What's your advice? What I
would say is, do you ever talk to these girls

(12:03):
for a couple of days and like the chat part
of the app, or you ever move it over to
Instagram or text. I tried. I tried that, but it's
not working for you. No, Honestly, I've gotten off to
dating apps and just trying to find I'm old fashioned.
I'm forty two, just getting back into the dating scene.
So the day dating apps for late. So when I
first started doing this, and I'm getting hit with all
these girls and it was flattering, but then they're not

(12:26):
showing who they really are, so I'm like, crap. So
I guess what I would do is I would look
in the background of the pictures and if like Blossom
is on TV, in the background, you know that pictures
from the eighties. If et Is is a movie and
they're in the theater, you know that's an old picture.
I think you just have to go And it's a
numbers game on dating apps. And I think if you

(12:47):
go out with enough girls, eventually one or two of
them are going to be who they say they are.
Some aren't. And that's just the gamble you take. It
is a numbers game on dating apps. Well, he's gone
back to the old fashioned way, so now he can
measure people with his eyeballs. Don't be a hater of
this guy. He legitimately had a problem or we're trying
to help him. Okay, I just think for me, uncomfortable
that he's like putting a weight on them, and they

(13:09):
put a weight on themselves. Why if it's not a
big deal, why would they not put a picture. I
don't know, we're not seeing but he's let's like, just
quite the accusation. He's not accusing anyone. Oh well, I'm
standing up for these women. I don't even know them.
They're standing up for him. Here's this poor guy dinner
and again he order broccoli and mac and cheese and

(13:29):
they don't bring him that. Yeah, okay, they bring him legos.
You didn't even eat legos. Okay, Well, he said he's
off the apps, get back on the apps. But m Jared,
we helped you none. We just follow with each other basically. Here,
My advice to you is continue pursuing it's and dating
as a numbers game. You're gonna do it till you
find the person. You're gonna have a lot of bad
You should have a lot of bad that don't match

(13:50):
with what you're looking for. That's just part of the game.
So keep at it, keep your head down, keep going
on dates, keep meeting people. Some are gonna be who
they are. Some you're not gonna find out they're not
who they are till later in the relationship, and those
will be even worse. So all we're going to do
is is really encourage you to keep trying. Okay, yeah,
good luck. I appreciate it. And everybody out there that's

(14:12):
on a nap, put your put your real picture up. Yeah,
let's try. It's a challenge to be like you're authentic
self I am dealing with now. I have to take
some new pictures for like head shots, publicity shots. Yeah,
and I mean I could use the one from five
years ago, but you know what, it's a little too young.
It doesn't look like me. I would like to look

(14:33):
younger in publicity shots, but I can't because I'm forty.
I think that's good to some publicity shots. Sometimes for
some people it's so obvious that it's old the same
or totally right. I know. But I'm good for you
for being like over there, good embracing your age and
then being like okayracing it. But it's like, well you are.

(14:54):
I don't want to be, you know, twenty two on
a publicity shot and people meet me in real life
and they're like, I just got catfished by a idiom
so Okay, Jared, thank you for the call. I hope
you have a great day. You bet all right, see
you later. All right, had a good juice on this morning.
Fighting Bob was the latest from Nashville and Tullywood Morgan

(15:17):
number two thirty second. Skinny Blake Shelton will be releasing
his first album in more than three years on May
twenty first. It's called Body Language, and it will feature
twelve songs, including his song Happy Anywhere with Gwen Stefani.
I'm Ing. Jason Aldan and Jimmy Allen are two of

(15:48):
the artists who will be performing duets with some of
the American Idol contestants. It's for the All Star Duet
Show and they will each sing with a contestant. The
show airs April fourth. On a b S, Hilary Scott
from Lady A talks about their new song like a Lady.
I love being able to kind of get in character
a little bit with this song. When I think about

(16:09):
what this song makes me feel, it makes me happy.
I Mean, I know it's a little bit feisty and attitudey,
but it makes me so happy to sing this song.
And it's that balance between feeling so strong and empowered
and at the same time not taking myself too seriously.
I'm Morgan number two. That's your skinny Hall. It's time
for the good news producer Ready. A year ago, Tyrone

(16:36):
John was the first patient to go to a hospital
in Queens with COVID. Back then, they had no idea
what COVID was, but he was the first. It was
a bad deal. He was there for three weeks. He
was in a coma, but it was a miracle. He
came out of it and he was released and he's recovered.
But that was a year ago. So last week he
decided to go back to the hospital to show all
the nurses and the doctors, Hey, look look what you

(16:56):
did to me. I feel great. And everyone's like, oh
my gosh, you look amazing. This is great. And I
think they needed to see that because again, it was
so long ago and he was the first, and I'm
sure they saw thousands after that. You know, they were
scared to death. So the first one that came in,
oh yeah, They're like, what is happening? We have any
idea what's going on? You know. I thought about taking
my foster baby back to the hospital where he was
born two years ago, just to kind of have that

(17:17):
same reaction and be like, guys, look, he was born
with a lot of drugs in his system. They were
worried how he was in to turn not for the baby,
for the staff, for the staff so they could see
the baby. Look, he's two years old and makes thanks
to you. Guys. I think we all went, why are
you taking the baby? Yeah, for the staff to see
and the nurses. Okay, I think that would be great
tell that story again, because we all looked each other like,
why is that he taking the baby? Die? My foster

(17:40):
baby was born two years ago at a hospital here
and down the street, and he had a lot of
drugs in his system, and they were worried how he
was gonna do with the withdrawals and all that. So
I thought it'd be cool to take him back now
and show the nurses, like, look at him, he's so great.
Did they Did he have with draws for a while?
Oh my gosh, for almost a year, heavy breathing, he
would shake lot, and yeah, it was so heartbreaking to

(18:03):
see him go through that. For I mean, I would say,
like eight months of withdrawals pretty bad. Now he's good,
he's great now, and if they saw him walk down
those halls, they'd be like, oh my gosh. Like I
doubt they'd remember him, but still it'd be cool to
see that. That's cool. That's two stories right now. There
you go. That's what it's all about. That was tell
me something good. I found this TikTok account where this

(18:24):
guy plays company jingles on random instruments. His name is
Foolish Frankie. So I've cut them down and turned them
into a game. Okay, I will play you a jingle
as played on an instrument. Guess what the company is. Okay.
For example, the first instrument is going to be a saxophone.
Write your answer down. Can you name the company? What

(18:45):
would that be? Doc Donald's. Okay, okay, that's McDonald's, all right.
Number two on guitar? Can you name this commercial? I
played that one more time, Ramunda okay, one two three? Nice?

(19:10):
All you guys got it? Next up, this is a
guitar and sax Can you name this jingle? That's a
good one. I like that one a lot. Here it
is one more time now here we go one two three?

(19:39):
Oh y, there was silence of it. I said auto parts.
You didn't say, oh, riley, No, I said auto part
all right, lunchbox, no point, Amy and Eddie with the
point there? All right? Next up, everybody's still in. This
is a guitar and saxophone. Name it music here it

(19:59):
is again, all right? Any drants on the count of three,
one two three, it's farmersmers, Yeah, Eddie with the point there.
Eddie takes the lead. Can you name this on sacks
and flute? What jingle is that? Here? It is? Again?

(20:30):
Is that familiar? No? No, it doesn't not at all.
Can you play one more time? Sure? Here? All right, guys,
Here we go man one two three farm. We got
two state farms. One I just did state farm. Now.

(20:53):
The actual jingle is liberty, liberty, liberty, liberty, liberty, much wall.
Eddie's still in the league. Here is number six, but

(21:31):
got it all right? Here we go one two three,
I sell mysteries. Amy's to talk about again? Eddie at
home depot? Right? Will you play that again? At home
depot you'll you'll find kitchen sinks for you and your

(21:57):
family in all shapes and sizes. That is home depot.
Eddie takes a lead. You want to hear the real
home depot? One yes, Okay, here you go so close there?
Do you do your voice over at home? Depot? We
have shopping cards that all four wheels were all the
same way at the same time, which is much better
than our competitors. All right, next up we have two left.

(22:20):
This is a tough one named this one. Oh here
it is again? All right? One? Two, three? We got
a burger king of spaghettios and an apple Vies something
something delicious? Ray, would you play the real one? That

(22:41):
is old spice Scott stuck on food stuff? Because I
thought it was delicious. I'm gonna make this last one
worth three points. Okay, wait, so what's the score? It's
Eddie four Amy two? Lunchbox one? Right, Amy, you get
this your domination three points? Here we go, yeah, whoa right,

(23:13):
transwers down one more time from the top. Okay, Lunchbox,
I know it. We're gonna go one at a time. Amy.
Can you name that jingle Lucky charms? Lucky Charms? Is

(23:37):
not it? Okay, Lunchbox, if you get this right, you
can tie. Can you name that jingle? JJ Wittward Let's
go J J Wittward. Who JJ win? That's what I said? J. J.
Witworth let's go. Yeah, oh you like that, mapple baby,

(24:01):
Let's go. You don't have it. You don't have a
type ball game. Whoa, yes, I love it. Lunch Box
has guess JJ Wentworth? Eddie out? Have you guessed? Would
you like to read my answer? That's it? Over to me? Okay,
Eddie has J T Wentworth? You missed it? Let's go

(24:23):
J Wentworth? Nope, nope, I got it. Let's go. Okay, Okay, okay,
hold on, Eddie has J T Wentworth? Lunchbox has Jay
Jay Wentworth JJ? Okay, here is here's the actual jingle.
Go ahead j G no woe. Oh yeah, you're right.

(24:55):
Let's got real cogi there no j WE went Worth? Okay, good,
that's crazy. Eddie you are the winner. Yeah, hilarious. Sorry,
Lunchbox not really. What would you like to say, Eddie?
I'd like to say thank you for all those minutes
I've spent watching TV and all these commercials. The amy

(25:19):
You got the vaccine? Oh yeah, I got the first
shot and in twenty one I don't know, now it's
twenty seven days. I'll get the second shot. Did you
have any side effects at all? No? My arm hurt
a little bit. Well, it's actually still a little sore
like when I lifted up, but zero side effects. You know,
the conversation I hear out and about more than any
conversation is so, what'd you get, Maderna or Fiser? Like

(25:41):
I just hear people talking about that, like, Hey, what's
the weather? Hey how about that game? Like it's just
you know, that's it. Which one did you get? So Amy,
which one did you get? Madernaeh But I didn't. I
didn't even know. Honestly, I didn't know if I was getting.
I didn't know which one I was getting. I thought
maybe I was hoping I was getting Johnston and Johnson
because it's just one shot. So I let her stick me.
And then after she stuck me, I was like, which

(26:02):
one did I get? Yeah? You never have a choice,
she said Maderna. I was like, cool, I'll be back.
You have to wait four weeks. Yep. For Fiser, we
have to wait three. But I get my second one
next week. Cool. So, but the second one from anyone
that I know, that's when everybody gets sick for the
most part, Raimundo, you got a shot, right, Yeah. I
had to drive way in the country and go and

(26:23):
get my first one the fiser. What do you mean
way in the country, like somebody's cabin or Well, I
had to drive forty five minutes outside of the city
because that was the walmart that had availability, and I
was able to get it right away. So what did
you do after you got the shot? So apparently you're
supposed to hold onto this vaccine card. I just assumed
it was a couple of notes from the doctor. I
had no idea what it was. He had scribbles all over.

(26:44):
It wasn't really professional looking, so I just threw it away. Well,
the time had come for me to get my second shot,
and I go in there and they said, where's your
vaccine card? I don't have it. I said, well, there's
a database. I got my first one. They said, no,
that vaccine card is how you get your second one.
So now I have to drive forty five minutes out
who even knows how to get there again and get
that card before and get my second shot. Wait, so

(27:04):
you were going to a different place to get your
second shot. Yeah, my first one was outside of the city.
The next one's downtown. You can do that, you can know.
I thought you had to go back to the same spot.
And no, my wife hooked it all up, and I
was all set until I screwed it up and threw
away the card. Some dumpster out in Nashlin City. Go
dig through, I find the dumpster. Amy grandma did that once,
like her retainer. Yeah, chucky cheese dumpster found my retainer

(27:29):
and she went and fought for that thing. Huh, yeah
she did. She was not well. First of all, she
knew how upset my mom would be with her that
we got thrown away. But she was just a determined woman.
She found it. Ray. Yeah, I'll go check that out.
But now I gotta go exact location and get a
replica of the card or whatever. Krispy Kreme which says, hey,
we're giving away a free donut to everybody who gets

(27:50):
the COVID vaccine and for a whole year. By the way,
they're defending itself because people are like, hey, you cant
like people come get donuts every day for free. That
could kill them. It's so stupid. It's so stupid. The
donut chain's well meaning incentive spark backlash on social media,
with everyone from doctors to comedians pointing out that obesity

(28:13):
is also a prime risk category for the coronavirus. Additionally,
there's a history of big brands offering generous specials that
end up becoming a mistake. Here's the thing. You don't
have to go get it right. You do not have
to go to Krispy Kreme and get your donut if
you don't want it every single day. Yeah, you don't
have to go once if you don't want it right.
This is what's annoying about people about the backlash is

(28:34):
that it's probably just a very small group of people
pointing out, Hey, that's funny. But again, we all have
the ability to make our own decisions. Heck, you can
choose to not go get a vaccine if you want.
I wouldn't choose that. The guy feels like he has
to come out and make a statement for giving away
free donuts to encourage people to get the vaccine, and
then people are like, oh, what a dump. It's like

(28:55):
the SpongeBob SquarePants episode. Do you see their pulling two
of those SpongeBob square episodes? No? Why because they're like, oh,
this is not appropriate. Now before I tell you about
these episodes, you know I'm not a big fan of
creating trouble from people's past, Like if you tweet something
out ten years ago and it's bad, but you are

(29:17):
a different person now. I don't think you should just
lose any job you have right now. Can we all
agree with that? Yes, but that's just not the way
most people approach it. But yes, I agree with you.
There's an episode called Midlife Crustacean which aired in two
thousand and three. Mister krabs having a midlife crisis, so
SpongeBob and Patrick teach him how to act young and
care free again. In one sequence, they convince him to

(29:38):
take part in a panty raid, which involves the trio
breaking into a woman's house to steal her underwear. It
turns out to be mister Krab's mother's house, who berates
her and sends him to his childhood room. They pulled
this because it's too controversial. Well gamy, I don't. I
don't even know because I haven't seen the episode. But
I don't get it. Why would why would fun job
Bob go on a panty raid? What do you mean?
Because I think it's what people do, but sixties or seventies,

(30:01):
Oh it is? I have no idea. But isn't I
get that Adults like SpongeBob. But isn't it a kid
show that kind of sort of right? Amy would pull
the episode we're here. I No, I don't know that
I would pull the episode. I just don't get it
to begin with, like whether it was appropriate back then
or appropriate now. I'm still confused as to why the
people under the sea are going on a panty rate?

(30:21):
Why would any person go on a panty right eye,
I didn't know it was a thing, like, yeah, but
what's the It's just yeah, No, I am not pulling
the episode, Bobby, Yeah, no, woke. Amy just pulled the episode,
so I didn't. What's the other one? It's called Quarantine Crab.
So it involves Crusty Crab going into quarantine after an
outbreak of crab flu. So they decided to pull the

(30:42):
episode because of the pandemic. Oh that's dumb, he says.
That's dumb. So you wouldn't pull that one. No, I
wouldn't pull either, I don't think. But obviously I haven't
seen the whole episode, but I just don't think that
there's any reason to pull it. People. People are way
too sensitive about way too many things. People are canceling.
I'm just not a fan of cancel culture. I'm a

(31:03):
fan of Hey, if you did something stupid, you should
do something right. There are consequences, but you should be
able to come back. You should work your way back
and so. But don't be screaming you're not a fan
of cancel culture. If you canceled the Dixie Chicks back
in the day, either, let's be honest about that too.
Don't be like, I hate cancel culture, but you're the
ones going get to Dix Chicks off the radio. Just
so we're all fair and even an honest too. Yeah,

(31:25):
I will speak to that. I was a huge Dixie
Chicks fan, but I also loved George Bush, so that
was a very hard moment for me. I wanted to
go to their concerts so bad, so I went, but
my friend paid for my ticket. No. My point is
it's fine to not go to their concert, fine to
not support them, but too when people were saying get
them off the radio, but you can't now be going,

(31:48):
I'm not cancel culture, but be going. Well except for
the Dixie Chicks. I canceled them. Well, you know, but
people could grow from that. They might play they did. Yes,
I'm not canceling them. Yes, don't cancel the people that
canceled the Dixon right, thank you? Where does all keep?
We're back to events Amy's pile of stories. So a

(32:08):
doctor in Florida recently posted a TikTok video that has
more than thirty six million views because it has him
pulling out a ball of earwax and fungus out of
somebody's ear. And here's the deal. This might be going
on inside of your ears if you keep things like
earplugs or air pods in your ears for too long.

(32:29):
And I'm thinking right now, as I do the show
for however many hours we sit here, I have my
earbuds inside my ear. But anyway, here's a clip from
the video. In the last year, eighteen billion dollars worth
of air pods have them been sold. So this is
a fungus ball from a guy who woars AirPods constantly.
As they always say, too much of a good thing
can be a bad thing. Yeah. Warning, if you go

(32:52):
find the video, it is disgusting. So I will give
you that heads up now. And what's going on is
called automycosis. And if you feel like you might have
that going on, go see a doctor. Because the first
step is to have the fungus ball removed, and then
you'll be on prescription eardrops for a few weeks. That
sounds miserable. I'm just gonna keep mirror buds and not
worry about it. That's what I'd like to do. I'd
like to ignore things until it becomes a really big problem.

(33:14):
Like that's to me. It's a dentist. You gotta love
something happening there. Let's just wait it out. And it
never works out in my favor, to wait it out
until he gets better. Honestly, I'm like, you know what,
I'll waited out, it probably get better, and then it
just gets a lot worse. Yeah, I'm saying, Hey, speaking
to TikTok. I was watching and it's tough because the
account is in somewhat Spanish. But there is an account

(33:34):
where time travelers are in the future showing us that
humanity has gone by twenty twenty seven. Have you have
you guys looked at this account? What? No? I mean?
But tell us more? Okay, Hey, this guy translated, his
name is only Survivor. It says he's a time traveler
and he has bleak news about the future, traveling a
mere six years in the future. He says humanity has

(33:56):
become extinct. And he shows in a video of Bearer
in Valencia, Spain, and so that's him saying, hey, guys,
heads up, and he's getting he has millions of followers. Wow. Thoughts, Amy,
I mean, my thoughts are he's crazy, But I don't know,
maybe he's onto something. That's my I also thought is

(34:18):
if it's right, that's only six years from now. That's
that's not that much time. Yeah, you better get going.
I don't know, get going where too? As they get going?
All right? What else? Well, a teacher in New Hampshire
has become one of the oldest women in the US
to have a baby. I just thought it was a
cool story of hope if you're wanting to get pregnant.
Her name is Barbara Higgins and she just gave birth

(34:38):
to a baby boy and she's fifty seven years old. Now.
Her and her husband they did have to find a
doctor that was willing to work with them in their
age to do the fertility treatments, because some doctors will
be like, huh, not really going to go there. But
they found a doctor that would work with them and
now they're proud parents of a brand new baby. Didn't
she have a kid who had passed early? Yeah, yeah,

(35:00):
I didn't know if you want me to bring the
South pardon, but yes, she was determined. She had a
thirteen year old daughter that died from a brain tumor,
and then they just really wanted a child again. So
that's what made them so determined to try to get
pregnant again after the loss of their daughter. I love it,
and I saw the picture of her after they had
the baby. Is a really great And some people are

(35:20):
judging them obviously because they're fifty seven. So then when
their kids ten, they're sixty seven, and you know how,
it's like they're old. They were like, we don't know
what the future holds, so in all be gone in
six years, according to my TikTok exactly, yeah, all right,
what else? Luke Combs was a high school football player
and he also sang, but I guess he didn't take
football really seriously. He kind of said he was the

(35:41):
class clown of the locker room and he didn't have
the work ethic to be good. Here's a clip of
him talking about it. I would say, you know, like
I love football, wish I would have committed myself to
it a lot more than I did. I didn't have
the work ethic that I probably needed to do that,
or just the drive at that age to do anything.
But I mean it was easy, and as far as
doing both, you know, it was fun. I mean I

(36:02):
liked hitting people and I like singing, so I got
to accomplish both of those things at the same time.
So that was pretty nice. He told me. He told
me a different story when I talked to him. He
said he wasn't that good a football. Oh okay. Well.
In the interview, he also said he regretted not taking
it seriously as he should have, because he probably could have. Actually,
I don't know, been good. You know what. I regret
not taking piano seriously. I could be a Chakovsky me too.

(36:24):
I regret piano and tennis because I really feel like, man,
I could have done big things. Yeah. Absolutely, well tennis, though,
you're not really an athlete, like a world class athlete
if you you know. No, No, that's because I quit practicing. No,
but I'm saying you to be a world class athlete,
you genetically need to have a set of skill. No, No,

(36:46):
do I have to remind you how I was at
the same tennis tournament as Andy Roddick Baby Acapoco nineteen
ninety two in Austin, Texas, and I won first place
in the female division. So we're eight, No, it's probably
nine okay, year, okay, I mean I believe in you
never mind? No? Actually yeah? What was I you do
the math? I was born in eighty one. It was

(37:06):
nineteen ninety two. I was eleven. Okay, how to go?
Are you planning? Agains? Eight year old? Forget? Okay? Right,
I made me. That's my file. That was Amy's pile
of stories. It's time for the good news lunchbox. Something good.
For over a year, five year old Jeremiah battled high

(37:27):
risk stage four cancer. Well he is now cancer free,
and he's always dreamed of being a police officer. So
last week he was sworn in as a North Miami
police officer. He got a uniform, they let him, you know,
they give a little motorcycle game a badge. They let
him ride on a cop horse all because it's cancer free.
And he got to become a cop. Yeah, you got

(37:48):
to ride a hole like a literal horse. He got
and they gave a little motorcycle to drive around school.
There were the time Lunchbox saw a horse in town
in Texas and freaked out. No no, no, no, no, no,
no no no. I was in Marble Falls, Texas, Okay,
and we were at the grocery stores, Grandma and Grandpa
and me and I'm in the backseat. Grandpa goes into
the grocery store and there is a horse on the
loose running through downtown Marble Falls like Chris crossing the road,

(38:13):
went through the drive through liquor barn like. It was
running all up and down the traffic. It was bananas
and I still remember it to this day because it
was a wild horse and police were chasing the horse trying.
They were trying to catch the horse. It wasn't like
it was just like, oh it was out in the
country and there's a horse running on a farm. It
was running through downtown Marble Falls and people were trying

(38:33):
to catch it, causing car crashes because people are trying
to dodge it on the road. And you saw car crashes. No,
but I just imagine. But the people were slamming on
their brakes and he's running back and forth the cross traffic,
and I mean, you guys think it's some minor deal.
How many times have you seen a horse running through
a downtown of a city. Well, I think it's if
you're at a place where there are a lot of horses,

(38:54):
sometimes they get out, Like if you go up in
the country, sometimes horses get out. And Marble Falls is
like yeah. And I still have people that hit me
up when I talk about this from marl Falls that
remember that day they were at that same grocery store,
or they were right there in town and they saw
the horse and the day that rock Marble Falls Apparently,
I'm telling you it was incredible. That's a good story though,
about the kid and the police officers helping him out.

(39:15):
That's that's awesome. That's what it's all about. That was
tell me something good. Here are your top songs in
country music right now. Number three is Florida Georgia Line
Long Live the Sun, Old Stove, Number two Thomas Rrett,

(39:36):
What's your Country Song? Eat? Got a Story? And number
one Brett Young Lady, Oh you justus backing Mama and
Love I Gotta Do. I feel like we're kind of
in a lull musically. Honestly, do you aimy or are

(40:00):
you like feeling music right now, and I love what's
your country song when you really listen to it. I
love all the references to old songs. That one took
a minute to grow on me, but I think it
finally hit it. But then, you know, it wasn't too
long ago that we had Nico Moon at number one?
Where is he now? I know, because that was such
a good song, and I feel like, no, I don't
hear it anymore. I just feel like we're in a lull.

(40:23):
Say listen, they are good good spots and not as
good spots like with general music, and I don't I
don't feel like we're at our strongest right now. Honestly.
There you go, those the top three songs. That's kind
of cool. Whatever. The number one pop song is Olivia
Rodrigo Driver's License Come Driss last week, just like we

(40:45):
always talked about, because you're so sorry. If country was
like pop and that song has been number one for
one hundred weeks, Luke Combs or Nico Moon would still
be number one, you know, if they were legitimate about
what the number one song was. But I think that
it's our format. But hey, I've only said that ten
thousand times. Nobody listens to me. Okay, let's go over
and get in the morning Corny. The morning Corny, what

(41:11):
do you call a belt with a clock on it?
What do you call a belt with a clock on it?
A waste of time? Okay, that was the morning Corny.
All right, So Lunchbox thinks the electric company owes him money.
Would you like to explain this, Lunchbox. Yeah, So we
had some storms over like the last few days, over

(41:33):
the weekend, and we had just gone to the grocery
store and spent like two hundred dollars on fresh groceries.
I'm talking meat, fish, you know, all the good produce,
put it in the fridge, and the power goes out
for eighteen hours, So you gotta throw all that away.
So if the power company would have been on their game,
I would have had power back and I wouldn't have

(41:54):
lost my groceries. But now that I lost groceries, they
owe me two hundred dollars because their services failed. You
think about that, Annie, I disagree completely, just like I
can't even take him seriously right now? Is he for real? Well?
The thing is the electric company, if that's who we're
talking about, they lost money too, Yeah, because everyone whose
power was knocked out by an act of God is

(42:16):
not paying them money. So, yeah, you lost money, but
so did they, and it definitely wasn't on purpose. Yeah
it was a lunch because it was a really serious storm. Well,
I know, I lived through this storm. I was part
of it. I didn't have power for eighteen hours and
then it went out like two more times over the
ensuing few days. So I am just saying they need

(42:37):
like car insurance. They should have insurance for when they
cause an accident to lose my groceries, they should pay
me two hundred dollars, and I want my two hundred dollars. Oh,
maybe you should look into your insurance on that. Yeah,
maybe you have you have some sort of home type insurance.
It will cover an incident. And also a big word
he used in suing, I heard that I just out nothing.

(43:01):
I just don't know that you can blame them for
like Bobby said, it was an act of God, like
this was nature, Like people can't predict this. It's not
like someone at the electric company came and, you know,
turned off the power to you know, put people through
a hard night or eighteen hours of no power, and
they did it on purpose. Then in that case they
might owe you money. It wasn't negligence in any way, right, right,

(43:23):
the good word negligence. There you go. I just think
if they are going to provide a service and tell you, hey,
you can put your stuff in the refrigerator, we'll keep
it cold for you, and then they slogan I have
never seen that slogan on the news, put your stuff
in the fridge, we'll keep it cold for you. And
they don't keep it cold for you. They need to
pay for it. That is such a bummer though, But

(43:44):
you know that happened to a lot of people, and
I feel like you should find yourself like thankful that
you're in a position where we have a really good
job and you probably can go to the grocery store
and replace that on your own. Where some people to
lose all their groceries, it's a really big deal, and
right that's why I'm fighting for them also, like you,
if they lost their groceries, then we need to call
the power company and they need to pay us. Yeah, okay,

(44:06):
so my suggestion would be to invoice the power company
and send that away. I will mail that to them
and then check your account to see if they send
you a check. Okay, And if I'm not only gonna
invoice them, I think i'll call them too. Oh boy,
I'll call them and say, hey, you know what, you
guys failed. You need to pay me. But they didn't fail.

(44:27):
What is the service they say they're going to provide? Hell,
what's their slogan again? Bones, you buy groceries, we keep
them cold? Electric company ink right. They tell you we'll
keep the lights on and we'll keep your groceres eight.
They tell you we melt in your mouth, not in
your hand. No man, Okay, let us know how it goes.

(44:50):
If it was negligence, I would say you had a point.
But this again, it's an act of God. I'm getting
my two hundred dollars. But they are also losing money
because people can't pay them for the job they're doing.
All right, jokes on you guys. When I get paid,
you guys are gonna be like, dang, will you call
for me too? Well, our part go out, Thank goodness?
Oh ours did? Oh it did? Yeah? All our food away.

(45:11):
But I remember their slogan, we promised to keep your
food cold or your money back. So I'm gonna get
a little check too from lunchbox. This is nice. Sometimes
when I look at the news and I see a
story from where I'm from, I'm just like, oh man,
that has not made me look good. So we're all
gonna do stories from home parentheses that don't make us

(45:32):
look good. Okay, I'll go first. This is what started
this whole segment. Two Denny's waiters fight over who's going
to serve a plate at chicken tenders. Right. Two waiters
at a Denny's in Central Larkansas got into a fist
fight last week over who was going to get to
serve a plate of chicken tenders to their table, and
again they throw fists, roll around. Cops come. It turns

(45:54):
out both of the guys had outstanding warrants and they
were both arrested. Jacob Ordon and Robert Lee are both
waiters who do the graveyard shift at a Denny's and Bryant, Arkansas,
and last week they both had a table waiting on
a plate of chicken tenders. They were like, no, I
wanted that one. I only do the one big tip.
Cops ran their IDs after the fist fight. They both

(46:15):
had warrants, so both guys were arrested. For battery and
now they'll be facing other charges as well. There you go,
that's a story about where I'm from. Amy have one? Well,
I mean the first one I thought of. It just
came to my mind right away. But I don't know
if I'm allowed to say it. So what do you mean? Well,
I don't know if it because I don't know for
I mean, I'm from Austin, Texas. I know that he
represents the area, and then I know we don't really

(46:35):
talk about politics, but it is from this year, and
I think it's pretty stupid. Go ahead, that time Dead
Cruise Winner, that time that Ted cruise winding cangoon that
was hilarious. Also really stupid. Yeah, it's really stupid. Lunchbox,
what do you have? So it's five o'clock in the morning.

(46:57):
There's a car parked up in front of a residence
running and this car drives by. They're like, man, someone
just left their car running. So they jump out. Pastor goes,
opens the car door, undercover cop sitting in the front seat. Boom,
they were gonna try to steal the car. Wait, they
were just hanging out. The undercover cop was sitting in
the car like surveilling a residence. When this car drove,

(47:17):
I was like, oh my gosh, someone left their car running.
They were gonna steal it, but the cop was sitting
inside it when they opened the door. You can get
arrested for just opening up a car door. Yeah, it's
a cop car, I guess. Yeah. And what town is
that from. It's right outside Austin. I know, it's called Taylor, Texas.
A edie, what do you have? All? Right? Down in
South Texas where I'm from, the Rue Grande Valley, there's

(47:39):
two burglars that are like driving by a church and say, oh,
look that's a nice trailer and a barbecue pit. First off,
they're burglarising a church. They steal the trailer, which is
used by the Way to Help Families five thousand families
a week to deliver groceries to these families. They steal
the trailer, steal the barbecue pit. But guess what, it's
all caught on camera. You're busted. Yeah, No one's gonna

(48:00):
be cool to you if you rob a church. Never
a church, come on, and yeah, people didn't need to eat.
Even criminals like church. Yeah, they go on Sundays after
they commit their crimes. Raymond get from Michigan. What you
find up there? Yep. A Michigan man named Brandon James Rosea.
He was arrested because his cell phone was hidden above
a bathroom light fixture at a sub shop. He was

(48:21):
trying to film women while they were using the bathroom.
A girl noticed it, told police, and they were able
to track the guy down because he recorded himself placing
his phone on the light fixture. Hold on, let me
get this straight. He's already a creet because he's trying
to record people using the bathroom. But he recorded himself
putting it up there. Yeah, when you hit that record button,
you really do film yourself hitting it, so it's almost

(48:44):
impossible to get the recording if you don't do that. Oh,
I didn't think about him. He just let it run. Yeah,
a lot of memory there. I guess that I was
worried about the memory. Also when people do You'll ever
wonder when people put cameras in a bathroom, which is
it do they is it the bathroom thing they like
or is it just an easy way to see other things?

(49:09):
I want to know, because I don't know. I've never
thought about it that deep. Honestly, I just think what
a creep. I didn't actually go. I wonder what they're
what they're zooming in on with the pinch fingers. You know,
we talk about so much of this happening that every
time I go into a bathroom now, I look for cameras,
do you guys I have before? Yeah? And I thought,

(49:31):
if someone's filming where we are, it's gonna be One
time I went to a spray tanning place a few
years ago in California and I was doing maybe it
was Dancing with the Star Maybes before that, and then
that place ended up getting busted for recording people in
the and I just always felt like, somewhere out there
there's a video of me, Oh, probably please resurface something,

(49:58):
because who knows what I do, and naked like I'm dancing.
You don't have any good time? Yeah, I don't even know.
Here's a voicemail we got late last night. We're in
a bar right now, and I'll think about it's a
Bobby Bons show. That's it. That's all. We love you,
but mostly we love Amy and Gin Yeah, and you
know sixty nine nice. I love you guys. Bye. I

(50:25):
never would have thought they were the bar, oh yeah, yeah,
never here's another voicemail we got last night. I personally
love your guys's games. I hope that you don't stop them.
I work in office with like three or four people
and we like competitively play your guys's games, so I
love to see him. We are pretty competitively write everything

(50:46):
down just like you guys do, and we have to
have the exact answer the same way you guys do.
So thank you. Guys need to continue to play the games.
Have a good day, ye, thank you very much. The
debate has been she was shut down games on the show,
and our boss came in and said no. So for now,
we're continuing to play. Let me suggest to you, guys.
Movie Mike's Movie podcast. This week, Mike is breaking down

(51:07):
the greatest movie duos of all time. Top three, as
voted by listeners are I'll just give you number three,
Wayne and Garth from Wayne's World. Do you have a
top duo, Amy, I would go Bonnie and you know,
Bonnie and Clyde. No, no, no, no, I'm thinking of
a Thelma and Louise. Oh yeah, that's a cute one.
That's a solid one. A movie duo, Amy for you?
The one I can't think of one right now, Batman

(51:28):
Robin from the Batman Robin Movies. Okay, you never like Robin?
I mean, I just not into Batman. Really is that bad?
I like Captain America. Does he have a partner? You
can't just say I like someone and then ask him
to have a partner. Okay, check out a movie Mike's
Movie podcast. Beyonce's storage units were broken into and burglars

(51:52):
made off with more than one million dollars worth of valuables.
Oh wow, like purses and Laura's storage unit for purses.
Listen to this. Law enforcement sources tell TMZ three la
storage units filled with Beyonce's goodies or hit twice by
thieves earlier this month, and the culprits swiped her expensive
handbags and dresses. While these storage units are being rented

(52:15):
out by a production company, Parkwood Entertainment. They're told the
missing items from the heist all belonged to Beyonce. TMZ
says burglars came back within a week and took down
three storage units in the same facility. Handbags, kids, toys, photos.
I just wonder what kind of purses were in there. Oh,
probably really really nice ones. And don't you feel like

(52:35):
this is kind of an inside thing, Like yeah, you
had to know they headed No, Yeah, this couldn't be
any more inside because they went back twice even to
know like where that was. Somebody had to tell them.
I have a list here of the most expensive stolen
celebrity items. Do you want to hear some of these? Yeah?
At number five, Usher b Et reporter that thieves broke

(52:55):
into Usher's car during the twenty ten holiday season and
stole more than one million worth of jewelry, clothes, and
electronics while I shopped at the mall. In fact, they
left a million bucks of stuff in his car while
he went into the mall. The mall, he goes to
the mall's he just he just parks in the parking lots.
He like trying to find a spot like us. He's like, well,

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I think that's not open. Let me try here. No,
that's not open. And he had a million dollars forth
of jewelry, clothes and electronics in his car. Insane. Number
four Asap Rocky. Three armed robbers made their way into
Asap Rocky's home May sixteenth, two seventeen, stole one point
five million and jewelry and other goods. They pulled a
gun on a female relative who answered the front door.
They forced their way in. She was uninjured, but they

(53:38):
just stolen, stolen, stolen. In twenty seventeen, Atlantis, Moore Sets
mansion was burglarized with a safe taken that contained jewels.
The reports that some damage had been done to the
interior of the home. Police place to value the merchandise
at about two million dollars that was inside this safe. Wow,
see it like more money, more problems, I hear you. Yeah,

(54:03):
but I think, for example, the usher situation, either don't
park at the mall with a million bucks in your car,
or have security that you're paying eighty grand a year
guard your car with a million dollars in it like
mo money mo decisions to make to protect that money. Yeah,

(54:23):
that's too long. Paris Hilton two million dollars. She was
talking to twice by a group of teenage thieves known
as the Blingering I'll go break into celebrity houses. Her
house was reportedly burglarized at least five times. The heiress
did not report the robberies until an estimated worth of
two million dollars of jewelry, clothing, in cash, and shoes

(54:44):
had been stolen. They later turned that into a movie
and then number one the most expensive stolen celebrity items.
Do you know what, Amy, No, you do? You do
know it? Oh it's a big, big Kim Kardashian. That's right. Yeah.
At a ancient and Paris back in twenty sixteen, two
of the men held a gun to Kim Kardashian's head
and tied her up and locked her in a bathroom.

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The robbers then took two cell phones and jewelry worth
millions of dollars. No shots were fired. In total, the
ring and the box of a sort of jewelry the
robber stole up to eleven million dollars. According to the
Hollywood Reporter, What about that story do you remember the most?
Because I know you you got into a little more
than we did. Yeah. Well, I watched her do what
the David Letterman sit down, and that's where I learned

(55:31):
more about it. And what stood out to me was
that she sent Kanye went out and she's like, you're
going out. You need the security more than I do,
so you take them. I'm good here. And it's crazy Courtney.
Her sister had gone out too, and when she heard
someone coming up the stairs. She kind of thought it
was her sister coming home from the bar, but I

(55:53):
mean it wasn't, and I mean she was. I mean
the trauma she must have from that night because it's
I think it's so much when you hear her retell
it like she did to David Letterman it, I just
had so much compassion for her because I think when
I first started about I didn't pay attention to all
the details, but for her to be able to retell
it in that detail, and she said, she's glad it

(56:16):
happened to her actually, instead of her sister Courtney. She's
glad that Courtney was gone because she does she thinks
that she has the strength and compartmentalization like her, her
build up is different to where she could handle something
like that happened to her. Any of her other sisters.
She's like, I don't know that they could mentally survive it.
The trauma has got to be tough, exactly as someone

(56:36):
who's experience. I've been jumped outside of work, I had
a gun held in my head and a car outside
of a radio event. I've had a house broken into
while in the air, but I never got tied up.
I never got thrown into a bathtub like that. That's
next level and so and that stuff still haunts me.
If you come up behind me at night, I freak out.

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I was gonna say, it's not gonna be good, like
I'm gonna beat you up. No. I mostly just pete
down my leg a little bit, but I still feel
all of that. But yeah, that's that's tough. Man. It's
time for the good news. High school custodian Samuel James
has been walking to work ever since his car gave
out on him, but thanks to the kindness of a colleague,

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his days of footing it to work or over. He
was recently surprised where an SUV and the emotional moment
was captured on video and shared to the school's Facebook page.
Who the car come from? You ask? Asked me that Amy,
Who did the car come from? Deborah Pippin, an English teacher,
had been looking for someone to give her ten year
old car to. Meanwhile, James, who'd been working in the

(57:42):
school the past thirteen years, I was like, man, I'm
just trying to save it to buy a car because
my engine blue word got to her. Next thing, you know,
Boom gave him the car. Well, I'm telling you, when
you give somebody a car, sometimes I see these videos
it doesn't quite hit the level of when a military
person comes back home and surprises their families all day long,
all day or day. It makes me emotional. But when

(58:02):
you give somebody a car when they don't have one,
it's a lifeline to creating a life for you. It's
a way. If you don't have transportation, you can't get anywhere,
you can't do anything, you can't make changes in your life.
That's just such a great the video so great. I
hope you guys check it out. And shout out to
Deborah Pippin and Samuel James, who continued to walk to work.

(58:24):
He could easily said, can't get to work, not gonna work.
He's gonna stay home, Gonna take whatever money people will
give me. That is a great story. Proud to share it.
That's what it's all about. That was tell me something good.
I hope you guys have a few minutes to check
out my podcast that I do from my house called
The Bobby Cast. It's about music. But Jordan Davis came

(58:46):
by the house. He has the song singles you Up
Stupid and this is his new song called Almost maybees
and then this video Hannah Brown, who was on the
Bachelor and The Bachelor ed she's in it, and I

(59:08):
was like, how much you have to pay her to
do this? This is that club of us talking about that.
I had a conversation with her, just stay in touch
with her through Instagram, and then when it came time
to start brainstorming for Almost Maybe's video, I was like,
Hannah would be perfect for this, and I'd seriously sent
her DM. I was like, Hannah, would you want to
be in the video? And she got back to me
like super fast. I was shocked, but as far as

(59:28):
like her fee to be in the video, nothing, never
asked for her. Dam She's awesome. What That's what I said?
Because these Bachelor people are just begging people for money
and she did it for free, so good for her.
This is Alabama, Hannah, Is that right? Yeah? Yeah? How
about that? Shout out? Hannah? Pretty cool. Listen to the
whole story and how they met. Listen to the Bobby cast.

(59:50):
Jordan Davis is on there. It's fantastic. Let's go over
and do the news. Bobby's story. A French bulldog stolen
at gun point outside of a North Hollywood target store
has been returned to its owners. The dog's name is seven.
It's a five month old puppy. Was found Friday night,

(01:00:10):
but the thieves are still gone. The theF happened a
week ago in a parking lot. I imagine that you're
whether you're a puppy outside a target and someone comes
up with a gun and takes your dog, Like, who knew?
They carrying a French bulldog is like having a really
expensive watch. People are looking for them. They walked out
the store. It was when police said two men started
following them, trailed them, pulled a gun, snatched the dog.

(01:00:34):
As a result, the family offered a twelve thousand dollar
reward for the puppy safe return. It's unclear how the
dog was found. This just is, you know, reminded me
of the Lady Gaga situation where they went and shot
a guy for those dogs. Have we heard? What's no
no update? Huh? That's some of those fished you with
that actually got those dogs back. I think that was
an inside job on getting the dogs back to get

(01:00:56):
their reward. But again I know nothing except I read
a couple of stories and I think you know magnum
Pi over here, but a French bull. I mean if
I had a French bulldog, I gotta be scared to
walk it around. Oh yeah, for sure, Like because I mean,
these stories are happening all over I have an American
bulldog and I'm like, somebody please take him. He's way expensive.
Everything everything's breaking on this guy. He's only two years old.

(01:01:19):
I want those. I gotta go to this bet every
two weeks. I know. If someone never approaches you, you
have to look at him and be like, hey, so
real talk like this dog is super expensive. Like do
you have no idea that vet bills you're gonna occur
if you take this dog. I do love my dog.
I'm not giving him up. That's a joke, but boy,
he is expensive. All right, more news here we go
Bobby's story. A Fleritian who purchased their powerball ticket at

(01:01:44):
a public's in Lutz is now a millionaire. The grand
prize was two hundred and thirty eight million dollars with
a cash option of one hundred and sixty million dollars.
But they don't know who it is yet. That's it
someone in Tampa one And if you have this ticket.
I hope you're getting a lawyer. Or if you have
tickets that you haven't looked at yet, go look at them,

(01:02:05):
because as of right now, they don't know who it is.
What if the winner's listening to us and they're like,
I'm gonna go check my ticket, and I mean they
find out because you just reminded them to go look.
Then just tell the news that because we could use
the publicity right now. Sure, because I gotta tell you,
we're not killing it in Tampa ratings right this second.
Sometimes we are, but like our boss said, Tampa's a
little soft right now, So we could use that that

(01:02:27):
news news coverage there they What if that's the case.
You just look at it old ticket from a few
days ago and you want one hundred and sixty million
dollar cash options. What don't that be insane? Yeah? Totally, Like, yeah,
I tell it, dude, it would be totally insane. Ou. Finally,
you kind of order from KFC, Pizza Hut or Taco

(01:02:47):
Bell through a text message or through social media. That's
gonna be happening very very soon. Parent company Young Brands
says that we'll start taking orders through social media, chat
and text messages they bought a company to allow them
to be able to their requests as ways to order.
All I know is very easy to write something on DM.
I'm probably have a lot of pizza shut of my
house just because it's easy. So pretty cool. Eventually you're

(01:03:12):
just gonna be able to speak it out loud. Let
me tell you what happened to me. I mean, we've
been places before and you go somewhere and all of
a sudden it shows up on your feed and you're like,
how weird? Is this right? I guess it happened to
Kaitlin more than me. But she was at the mall
and we were shopping, and she goes in this shoe
store and she sees a pair of shoes as she likes,
and she doesn't buy the shoes, but she doesn't love

(01:03:35):
love the shoes, but she liked them well. She walked out,
she got back and she looked at her feed on Instagram,
and not only was it the exact same shoe store,
it was the exact pair of shoes. The exact pair
of shoes. Crazy, that's the news. Thank you Bobby's story.
So these are the life skills that teens should have.

(01:03:57):
But I mean, whatever about teens. I don't know that
I have all these life skills ready, Amy, tell me
if you have these ready. The first one is how
to budget and save money. I'm pretty good there. Yeah,
to get to our age, you have to know how
to do that for the most part, most part. Yes.
How to cook? Could you cook a four course meal
if you needed to? Yes, you four courses? I mean

(01:04:18):
I can cook, but it's always a struggle. I never
just go yeah, bam, Like what's his name, Emerald? Yeah,
that's the name. Yeah, I'm gonna go. I can cook
an occasional meal and pull it off, and I don't
think I really know how to cook, like the essence
of cooking. How to change a car tire? No, I
cannot do that. Oh nope, but I can call someone

(01:04:39):
who can. What if you don't have cell right, I
don't know what I'm gonna do, but yeah, yeah, no way,
there's no I would just be stranded. I'd walk. I
can change a car tire. I'm pretty good on that one.
How to start a career. Yes, I can figure that out.
I think. Did you have I started a career? No?
Did you figure out how to start a career? Did

(01:04:59):
you stumble in to things. Oh well, I mean, let's
be honest, about fifteen years ago, I stumbled into this
job after meeting you. But I think over the years,
I figured out how to make it my career and
I've had I've had alert things along the way. And yeah,
do you and I? How do you and I never
met at that restaurant? Right, Okay, well what do you think? No, no,

(01:05:20):
i's asking, I'm thinking my knowledge. What do you think
you would be doing right now? Well? I was currently
in sales, and I really did like my job, and
I planned on going continuing on the path that I
was on. And I worked in natural stone and they
bought from all over the world, so I planned on
hopefully traveling a little bit and seeing different quarries in

(01:05:40):
like Italy and Spain. And I don't know, I mean,
I probably would have gotten married and still the kid thing.
I don't honestly know what would have happened. I think
I still would have ended up adopting from Haiti no
matter what, because my reasons for Haiti had nothing to
do with the show and everything to do with my
husband's job. So I probably would have been in sales
and then then I'm in Texas. Well, my husband maybe

(01:06:03):
would have stayed in the Air Force. There's so many
what ifs here. We could go on a lot of
different trails. But I would say, in the immediate years
after I came to work for you, had I not,
I would have been working for the same exact company.
Shout out A G and M. My boss. Actually, when
I went to put in my two weeks to tell
him I was coming to work for the Bobby Bones Show,

(01:06:24):
he told me good luck and that my job would
be waiting for me when maybe radio didn't work out,
and I was like, oh dang, And sometimes he'll DM
me on Twitter, like so it looks like radio's working out.
How to start a career, I'm going to check that
one off, Okay. How to do laundry, yes, you yeah,
I know how to do laundry, but I just know
how to do the easy stuff. I know not to

(01:06:45):
put anything in hot water, wash it all on calde rules. Dude. Yeah,
that's kind of where I stopped doing like real laundry. Okay,
Because I only have two phases of life that I
live in. I'm either slop Kebob, where I'm in sweats
and t shirt. Nothing matches, Nothing matters, and that laundry
I can do, no problem. Or it's like when I
have to do fancy stuff, fond tis stuff for work,

(01:07:08):
I don't. That goes to the dry cleaner and somebody
else pays for that, you know, so I don't know
how to do that, So I can do slav kebab laundry.
Do you do your towels on cold? Caitlin does the towels? Okay,
full disclosure. I don't do towels, but do you think
I am? Oh you just said you're a guy that
knows how to do laundry, and I would do my
towels on hot as long as there was nothing darker

(01:07:30):
than like a light blue smart okay? Yeah? Um. How
to fix broken household items you have to do? That
depends on what's broken. I don't at all pass um.
How to be on time? Oh yeah, I barely can
do that you Oh ye oh yeah. I thrive in it.
I am great at it. But I think I taught
you how to be on time? You did, so, yes,
that I have learned. And finally, how to have a

(01:07:51):
healthy marriage. Is there a such thing as a completely
healthy marriage? I'm not married so I'm asking you guys. Oh, yes,
but it takes two people being committed to understanding themselves.
So one each person has to be very self aware
on themselves and then also be committed to working on
the relationship. That's both people. It takes two. You can't

(01:08:14):
have one person that's all in and wanting to work
on things if the other person can get it together.
Are you telling me that there is a health you
can have an absolutely healthy marriage. Yes, other married people
in the room agree, right absolutely, yes. Yeah, it's just
like any relationship. There has to be a different level
of investment with friendships, co workers, spouses like us. Like,

(01:08:37):
I'm healthy right now, but I've been sick a few
times in my life. What kind of sick do you mean? Well,
I've been sick, I've had to be in the hospital,
I have I get the flue. But I'm let's listen
to a metaphor here. Oh, within a healthy marriage, I
assume there are many sicknesses, but just generally you stay healthy. Yes.
What I'm saying is when you encounter a sickness, then

(01:09:00):
you have to do what it takes to get healthy.
But both people have to be willing to do it.
It's basically a Ted talk guys. Yeah, you're turned the
radio on this morning and we just change your life,
right and yeah, so yes, there is such thing as
a healthy marriage. But it'll go. You could go in
and out of different diseases. Yeah, I like your analogy

(01:09:21):
of being sick. Do you feel like you would be
a strong teen ready to leave the house? Ammy with
all these Yeah, you're finally a teenager. Yeah, I'm ready
to go, sen me out. So more and more kids
are being named after well, herbs and spices. Aby, think
about this for a second. What herbs or spices can

(01:09:46):
you see also working as a human name? Okay, go ahead,
a rega No, no, interesting, what the story goes. It
seems like it's getting more popular to name kids after
urbs and spices. If you look at the data from
the Social Security Administration, lots of these names are starting

(01:10:07):
to pop up. Here are some of the most popular.
Are you ready? Oregano did not make the least? Eddie?
Can you name one? Rosemary? Oh, that's a good one.
That's a good one. Yeah, I'll give you that one.
Go ahead. Can you name another one that's not the
top five? Pepper? No, not the top five, but Rosemaries.
That's a good one, Amy. Basil at number four is Basil.

(01:10:34):
Seventy one boys and twenty eight girls were named Basil Lesh.
Oh okay, I got another one, go ahead? Ginger No,
no okay, Parsley, no okay, Now you're his name as spices.
I don't even Eddie? Can you? Can you go? Um?
Let's go with time th h y m. Yeah yeah,

(01:10:57):
I'll give you time. At number seven, Oh damn, okay,
that's okay, go ahead. Can you have another one? Yes?
Go um? Garlic Powders at number five is Poppy. Six
hundred and twenty eight girls were named Poppy. At number four, Basil,
which we mentioned at number three. This is a pretty

(01:11:19):
common name. I just forget it's also an herber or spice. Jasmine,
Oh yeah, and I don't think anything weird about that name.
You guys know, two thousand ninety two girls were named Jasmine.
At number two, Juniper? Is that how you say that one? Juniper? Amy?
What's Juniper? I have no idea. Yeah, I don't know

(01:11:39):
what that is either. And then number one is a
name that I know, it makes sense, But the number
one name named after an herber or spice anybody one,
I'll give you five bucks if you get I just
thought a real dumb one. Go ahead and deal weed
because that's a spice. But that's no lunchbox taking shot

(01:12:03):
at it. Celantro Amy Um Salt Yeah, old salt, old salt.
Jones Sage Yeah. Six hundred sixty six boys, one thousand,
one hundred and sixty four girls. Wow. I mean I
know older guys. I don't know the personally, but like

(01:12:24):
you know sports reporters named Sage. Do you know a
Sage sat or like Sage Rosenthal? Yah? Yeah um also
some other nights, making a list of saffron, curry, clove, cayenne,
and mace m a ce mace. There you go to day.
This story comes to us from Little Rock, Arkansas. A

(01:12:47):
man comes home from work and he's in his living room.
He's like, man, sure sounds like something's in my chimney.
What's going on? And he looks up and there's a
dude in his chimney. The guy had stabbed someone, was
running from police, was gonna hide in the chimney for
a couple of hours. And the guy got home and
he's like, oh, so he called police and they arrested him.
I'm always a little scared when he launches with from

(01:13:09):
Little Rock, Arkansas, and I'm like, oh boy, he's going
home for this one. He's going to my home. I
think most people feel like that when they hear their hometown.
I do see sometimes on Facebook people like I heard
him mentioned my hometown in the bone Head. So the
guy got arrested. The guy got arrested, so he was
running from the cops, and he was gonna try to
hide out in the chimney for a couple of hours.
But the guy showed up. I just never would think
the chimney is the place to go. There's too many

(01:13:31):
people getting trapped into chimney. That's true. Maybe he just
thought you get desperate, you know. There you go. I'm
lunchboxed at your bone Head Story of the day. Way
as your body is telling you that you have anxiety
number one, if your sweating more than usual, if you
feel dizzy, if your heart is beating really fast, if
you have upper neck pain, why do you laugh? Amy?

(01:13:51):
Sweating right now? All those Amy? He goes check check
check Jack Jack. The facial expression that predicts divorce is
rolling your eyes when your spouse is talking. Oh, we're done.
We had and we had a conversation today about healthy
marriages too, and both of them go, oh, hey, thank

(01:14:13):
you guys. I appreciate you. Um, I'm gonna head out.
I gotta go do some some taping for American Idol,
which I'm in California, so we're gonna go do that
for the rest of the day. Everybody else good, Amy, good, Eddie, good, good,
everybody good. You guys have an awesome day. We'll see
you tomorrow. By everybody.