Bobby Makes Statement On Morgan Wallen + Non-Traditional First Dance Wedding Songs + Lunchbox Calls 911...AGAIN

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them on number five from last night Raymondo. So I
was catching up on the podcast and I was listening
to the bit about leaving your kids in the car,
and I had a question because I do this on
a rare occasion. However, my car is a push to start,
so I take my key fop with me. My car
is still on and also I'm able to take it

(00:43):
with me, so knowing can steal my car, and I'm
able to lock it, so knowing you can get in
the car. If I only do this like a few
times when I really really like need to, is that
still okay? Or is that still bad? Do I count
as a bad mom? Any? I don't think you're a
bad mom, but I just think it's too much to risk.
I have no idea. Yeah, can you how far away
is the range of the key, like if you're inside

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the store or could he still reverse it and get away?
You know, I don't know. I mean I guess you
are going the extra mile to be okay with leaving
your kids in the car. I trust me. I understand
the convenience of it because I too have been tempted
by it, not only with my own kids, but my
sister's kids. When I was young and my sister had
like four babies, I was like, this is exhausting. I

(01:25):
should have to run in the gas station and get
one thing and I have to unload everybody. But I mean,
it's just part of life. I think the safest bet
is to take the kids with you, Eddie. Yeah, I
mean we've all been through this. I mean, and if
the minute you have to think about like, oh should
I do this or is it okay? It's not okay?
Likes It's that's simple to me, Like it's too risky, man. Yeah.

(01:46):
The question is do you have next day anxiety? I
saw this last night. What is that? Well, it's the
number one thing they say keeps people up at night,
Like you're anxious, kind of in a bad way about
the next day. Most people go to bed, They're like,
I don't know if I can do tomorrow. I don't
know if the resources to get through tomorrow. I don't
know if I can hit the challenges. Do you have
next day anxiety? Circumstantial next day anxiety? When you went

(02:07):
to bed last night? What are you thinking when you're no,
I don't how did I get myself to sleep? No,
like in general right now. No, But if I have
something that I know is going on next day that's
going to be hard, then Yes. A new survey found
the number one thing that keeps us up at night
is next day anxiety. And I've been having trouble sleeping.
But it is not about this. The only thing I
get anxious about it is that my schedule is exactly

(02:29):
right because I have I mean, I'm scheduled every half
hour with something usually until I go to sleep. Sometimes
I'll have a block where I go play a little PlayStation.
We have extra dog. Now that's been a little stressful
because that dog is such a puppy and there's just
a lot of a lot of variables. I know, calendars
are supposed to make things easier. I lose stress because

(02:51):
I know it's already gritted out. I mean that in
a good way. I liken't to worry about what I'm
gonna stuf because I've already planned out my day. Yeah, no,
part of what I'm now doing this year as I'm
planning on my day, like down to the thirty minute blocks,
like of the like I know know that I would
jump it's not running the running a marathon. I don't
know that I would jump that hard into it because
you're just not gonna be able to sustain and then
you're going to be annoyed with it. Well, I'm not annoyed,

(03:14):
but I have jumped hard and I'm committed because it
is gonna be better for me. I just kind of
missed the days of being like I don't really know
what's on my calendar. We'll see what the day throws me.
But then I was overwhelmed because like things were like
boo boo, boo boo, and I was like, where's all
this coming from? And it's because I wasn't organized. So
I will say, I am trying to be more like

(03:34):
you are with your calendar, and we'll see, we'll see
where I end up. I would encourage you not to
calendar it out so much on time, but if you're
kind of a newbie to this life, to just make
a list of things you need to do, like a checklist,
and just go down charity check them off when you're done,
because you'll get that, you'll accomplish that easier, and then
you'll have some success and you can build on that,

(03:55):
because when you start to fail, you're like, well this
is not for me. Time to go back to pan
in the corner. You know, you're just wild. You're like
an animal at that point. Okay, well, Marty, they're color
coding at all. Good for you. Maybe it works. We'll
see you did stop snoozing. Over sixteen million workers will
miss work on Monday after the super Bowl. But they've
even moved the super Bowl up right earlier in the day. Yeah,

(04:17):
what time is it? Oh? Did it used to be white?
Like seven? It's be night Oh, nighttime. So they've been
moved it up so here central, I mean the latest
is six. And part of the reason they did that
is so they could get TV shows on big ones.
Because if it's eleven o'clock and you're rolling into some
TV show, you want to promoe what's feel were tired
by then? It's still get big numbers. But nobody here

(04:40):
can miss work after the super Bowl unless you're sick. Now,
I didn't even think about it. I know I've never
missed work after the super Bowl ever. Wow, putting a
rose on your nose, well no, I mean it's just
like I've never taken this. You haven't, um, but a
lot of people do. No. I think that's that's fair.
I think a lot of people drink too much. But

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I don't think they'll be as many parties this year.
True because at least with me, we don't have people
over unless they're in our super close circle of people
that we kind of live our lives with because of COVID.
So I know, I'm going to Iowa to shoot an
episode of my nat GEO show. I'll get back on
Sunday early afternoon and just watch the game. The bad
thing about going to Ioway is we were looking at

(05:21):
the Sunday shooting. We're doing the highest negative. Two were
outside Hi it is It is White Christmas Day right
now in February. That's what's up I think for today. Amy,
And then you want to say no, I think he's
gonna win the game. Oh the Tom Brady. There you go.
You heard it here first, Brady's gonna win it. No,

(05:44):
I mean his team, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. Boom, you
heard it here first. All right, thank you, Amy, You're welcome.
All right, thank you, guys. Check out the show and
have a great day. Have a great day. So don't
want to transmitting Alaska. Hey, guys, welcome to Wednesday's show,

(06:11):
Morning Studio Morning. On Friday's show, Mike D has requested
that we pepper spray him in the face. This was
not a topic, It was not a subject conversation. He
just said, Man, I would love to be pepper sprayed.
I want to know what it feels like. We've all
kind of been at a loss for words because who
would want pain? But I'm gonna do it. On Friday show.

(06:33):
We have so many callers that are calling as soon
as we turn the show on. People are on hold
ready to talk about this. Matt in Indiana is on
the phone. Hey Matt, how are you? Hey're not too bad?
How are you doing? Appreciate your calling. Now you've heard
us talk about Mike D wanting to be pepper sprayed,
what do you think. I think he's absolutely nuts. I've
been through it before, been on I'm in law enforcement,

(06:56):
and it is absolutely the worst thing I've ever experienced
in my life. You say that, and I hear you
loud and clear. You sound like a big guy too,
like a lot of testosterone guys protect and serving us
like I hear it, and he doesn't like it, Mike,
and am I You're not not a big guy. You're
physically you're not a presence that we would go that's

(07:16):
a dominating presence. But you think you have the pain
tolerance to take it. I think I can. I want
to feel it. Do you just want to feel something?
Is that? Are you just searching for interesting love pain?
Are you just searching for feeling? No, it's just pepper spray.
That's only one, is it. Matt? When you were sprayed
in the face with pepper spray, how long did it

(07:37):
take until you were back too normal? Oh? Man, it
was at least twenty four hours, and then I personally
had light sensitivity for probably a week and a half
two weeks afterwards. Yeah, I had to get a drive
home afterwards. So we get pepper sprayed, and then you've
got to go through a course for I don't know

(07:58):
how long. It seems forevery, but it's probably five five minutes.
To keep your eyes open, let everything get in there.
But the oil of the carries the pepper itself, so
you have little pepper particles that go into your eye
as you hold it open, and so it feels like
a bunch of little sand particles in your eye and
you'll sit try and rinse them out forever. They don't
come out, and you just can't even keep your eyes open.

(08:20):
Are you? It's horrible? You still up for this money
and fill up for it? Okay, Matt, you gave a
great description. I don't even want to do it to
him anymore. Well, No, I appreciate you guys, love your show.
You guys are awesome. Good positive messages usually and usually Yeah, hey, Matt,
appreciate what you do. I hope you have a great day.

(08:41):
Stay safe all right, y'all, have a good one. Thank you,
Bye bye. I do want to mention the Subway story
we talked about yesterday. You know, Subway has responded to
the lawsuit that claims it's tuna isn't actually a real tuna.
There were these ladies who got the tuna sandwich, they
took it to a lab. The lab said there's no
tuna in there. Somebody says, you're out of your mind.
We use real tuna. So Subway has now responded with

(09:03):
a cupon code. If you use a cupon code, it's
real on their app, you get fifteen percent off a
tuna foot long. Not interesting, okay, funny. Days after a
lawsuit was filed against Subway claiming that their tuna salad
contains no fish, they're like, hey, our tuna salad is
one hundred percent tuna mixed with mayo. By the way,
I hate mayonnaise and I can do tuna. It's like

(09:24):
I hate peanut butter, but I can do the right
peanut butter cup if it's extremely chocolate with a little
peanut butter. But the end day for the promotion wasn't listed.
But get yourself fifteen percent off a tuna sub But
is this their way of saying it's real or their
way of just like trying to know their way of
saying it's real. They said that in the statement, like
our tuna is real mixed with mayo, and here's your

(09:45):
code to go get some gotcha. This could turn out
to be a get for them promotionally. Yeah, we are
talking about it. There's a new turtleneck that's for sale.
Prada makes it, so it's a pretty expensive turtleneck, but
it has holes all in it, Like if you were
to make a fist, that's the size of the hole
around your fist big, So they're around holes all in
the turtleneck. If you want to buy it, it's thirteen

(10:07):
hundred and ninety dollars. It looks like it looks like
Swiss cheese, like you're wearing a Swiss cheese shirt with
all the holes in it. It's in sunny yellow color,
long sleeves and has a bunch of holes in it
for basically fourteen hundred dollars. Yeah, that's crazy. People that
buy that have to have so much money that price
doesn't matter at all. Like they probably don't even look

(10:29):
at a price tach. Oh, Yeah, that's what I was
gonna say, Like they don't, they don't look. They walk
into the product store and they're like, oh, sweater with
holes in it, I love it, or they see it online.
Is there a produst store? Yes, I've seen with clothes
maybe Vegas. I've seen it maybe in New York, but
not like the normal wall. No, not down the street, Okay,
because I don't think i've I think I've seen product

(10:51):
bags in like a Nordstrum. Yeah, but I don't know
that I've ever been to a produt store. So basically here,
the less fabric used, the more expensive. I think if
the name is proud of the more expensive regardless of fabric.
I did see someone with a Louis Vaton mask on
the other day, and I wondered if that was real
or if that's fake. Yeah, I have no idea. I
see people with those two and I don't know, does

(11:13):
Louis Vuitton Selda or is it just like the pattern
that somebody stitched their own and it is making it
because it's that, you know, the Louis Vatan symbol that's
on the purses. Yeah, here you go. Here's a Louis
Vaton nit face mask for three hundred and fifty five dollars.
Sounds crazy again. You you either want to flex hard

(11:35):
or you just get a fake one, right, Yeah, I mean,
but I get to that point, like you could go
buy a normal bag that's you know, twenty bucks from
a store, or you sometimes you people get a Louis
Vaton that's a thousand dollars. But this is a face masks,
A mask, I know, but this is the purse. Like
I don't know what to tell you. Like, it's like
depending if that's your style, that purse you're gonna be

(11:57):
able to have for ten years? This mask? Oh yeah,
eight months. Hopefully we don't have to keep wearing them
for a long time. And who are you flexing too? Like?
Who looks at them and says, oh, everybody? Because I
saw someone wearing it at the mall and I thought
that's gotta be fake. Who in the world would Oh,
I found a bunch of fake ones. If you go
to Etsy, they just make them for twenty bucks. Okay,

(12:19):
any luxury brand you want faked, they're on Etsy. Louis
Baton like crazy, Yeah, that's for sure what I would do. No,
but I don't because I don't want people going. Is
that really you don't want to Louve Baton mask? I
don't want. No, I would if you had a Louis
Baton mask, I would Chanel five bucks. Now you're talking,
there's yeah, you can get them all designer face masks.

(12:40):
And it looks like the logos just slightly off. It's
just a little tilted. Your kids wear masks in class, Yeah,
they wear them all day long. They don't get to
take them off ever. I guess to eat, but that's it.
Do they eat in class or cafeteria? No, they eat
in class. They bringing their food. I don't know if
other classes are different, but my daughter shows up where
she used to rotate, and my son's a little bit younger,

(13:02):
so it's different. But as a junior high person, she
used to rotate classes all the time, and now she goes.
She gets down in her desk, which is socially distanced
from other kids, so much so to where if a
teacher or student in her classroom gets COVID, they have
it set up to where other kids shouldn't have to
quarantine even if they were in the room because they

(13:23):
are so separated. Has it happened in her class, Yeah,
I mean her teacher just got it, one of them. Really, Yeah,
her teacher got COVID. But then they sent us a
note that we shouldn't. We don't have to quarantine. Everyone's fine,
and I'm lying about that. My daughter was like, no, no,
I think I should stay home for virtual learning I
don't need to go back, and I thought, no, no,
you need to go. So she's going back. Yeah, I

(13:45):
don't have time for that. If they separate them that much,
where if someone gets it, they don't think they need
to quarantine, that's great separation there. No, I think they've
handled it really well. Clearly they have a system that's
working for them. But no, it feels a little weird
to me. But still they know more than I do.
I have to trust the people that no, more than
I trust me. Just guessing how to do a lot
of that lately. Well, Scooba Steve found two dead people

(14:09):
in his house. What have you guys heard of this? No?
What like real people? Scooba Steve, our executive producer, to
talk the show through what happened. So I had this
eerie feeling in my garage since I moved in about
a year ago, because I can sense the parallel my
activity a little bit. He has said this before once
a ghost like wrapped him up and made him cry

(14:29):
his car yeah and the shower right yeah, yeah, Okay,
go ahead. So I had that feeling and it had
been lingering for a solid year. Well, the other day
I was put away by Christmas lights. And I have
these cabinets inside the garage where I store the lights,
and I'm going through each of the drawers putting stuff away.
I go to a drawer that I haven't been to before,
opened it up, and I see these two black boxes.

(14:50):
I opened them up and there's like sand inside of it.
I'm like, who would why would the previous owners leave
sandboxes whatever? I opened it up, play around with a
little bit, and I look on the ends side and
it says somebody's full name and the date they're born,
the date they died, the same one as their name
and the date they're born they died. So I was
fiddling with somebody's dead body well dead ashes, Yes, yes, yes,

(15:14):
I said dead people, not body ashes. Still very creeping,
very scary, and I'm thinking myself, who the hell he's
behind these people in my garage? Do? I called the
previous owner. It turns out it's the father and the
mother in law of the previous owner, and he was like,
thank you for finding those who were looking for him
for the entire year. Don't you go there first? We're like,
what do we get first? So did you get them

(15:35):
back to them? Yeah? I left it on the outside
of the garage and told him to come by and
pick it up. I don't want to see them or
the bodies ever. Again, you had your fingers in the ashes.
They're not bodies. I thought it was. I thought it was. Yeah. Sorry,
I keep saying bodies because I was just so freaked out.
But I thought it was saying because my son needs
sand in a sandbox. I freak at all. This a
couple of boxes sand. I can throw it in the
sandbox and you know, but thank god I didn't do that.

(15:56):
And you've been feeling like there's something happening in that garage. Yeah.
I always have this like cold brush on my back
every time I walk into the garage, and I was
wondering what it was, and obviously now and I would
and even in the entrance into the garage, my son
wouldn't go anywhere near it. He kept pointing up in
the sky near the door, and I'm thinking, what's he
pointing at? And now I know it's probably those people
floating around. Do you think that you have a gift.

(16:17):
I wouldn't consider it a gift. That's something that I
would I would consider something that that I don't want
so I tried to avoid it because I don't want it.
So I don't I'm not accepting of this gift. Would
you ever take a minute and sit and try to
talk with spirits and see if you could actually reach
out to them. No, I like the Luigi board and
all that. As a kid, we'd play it and it

(16:37):
would always freak me out. I don't want to be
involved with it, So I pass. If you're listening, I pass.
What's that noise? Lunchbox is, Oh, it's not you're talking
about people like from the previous life. I don't want
to mess with that, and I don't want to invite
it in my home. I have, I have kids now,
big bad Scooba. There's a story that came out in

(17:01):
the news that when Scuba told this story, I saw this.
It says, seconds before a cremation ceremony began at a hospital,
the daughter of a woman who was to be cremated
notice her mom was still alive. Oh my what. The mother,
eighty nine, whose name has not been yet publicized, complained
of chess pain. She was inhospitalized. Her daughter, fifty four,
was given a death certificate for her mom, claiming that

(17:23):
she had died of heart failure. When the funeral workers
were about to put the body through the cremation chamber,
the daughter natters her mother move and stopped the cremation ceremony. Quote.
The woman's daughter went to the hospital at eight forty
five am, where she met a doctor who informed her
of her mom's death after she suffered from heart failure
and shortness of breath. According to a news site, during
the funeral, the daughter begins screaming when she noticed a
movement made by her mom. Following the incident, the daughter

(17:46):
sent a text message saying, I just wanted to let
you know the mom is still alive. We were at
the crematorium and we saw her the vital signs. Now
we're going to the hospital. The mom was back in
the hospital. That's crazy. I've never known anyone that's cremated.
So you get to witness the cremation. I didn't, well,
my MoMA's cremated, any witness, but you have an option.

(18:06):
I don't know, I don't know. It was not an
option for me. Maybe it was like not actually her
about to go in the thing, maybe like a viewing nothing,
but like yeah, maybe like a final goodbye. That is
in like she's a twitch, crazy crazy all right, I
think I'm done with this segment. I'm like scooping now.

(18:28):
I want to get out of this segment, all right.
Thanks the latest from Nashville and Tullywood Morgan Number two
thirty second. Skinny Dolly Parton put a new spin on
her classic song nine to five for an ad that
will run during Sunday Super Bowl. It's to recognize those
working on their side hustles, and she kind of makes
an appearance in it to show off her new perfume.

(18:51):
Here's a quoe looking Fuck to night. You've got passion
and the vision because it's past time. The who New Way,
Maze living, gonna change your life. Do something, get gives
it meaning. Darius Rucker talks about his latest song, Beers
in Sunshine. I think it just brings it down to
the simpleness of life, you know, sitting in the sun

(19:13):
and drinking a beer. The only BS I need line
because everybody's so tired of all the BS going on,
I think, and so I think the only BS I
need line. People really resonated with that. Matt Stell talks
about what the Super Bowl is all about. To him,
it's gonna feel like real life for just a little bit.
We're all gonna huddle around a TV and we're all
gonna eat too much. We're all gonna drink a little bit,

(19:33):
and we're gonna play squares with our friends, and we're
gonna not do anything all Monday at work. And that's
what really the super Bowl is about, is the lack
of productivity. And we're going number two. That's your skinny hat.
It's time for the good news. There's a car repair
shop in Michigan called mister Hawkxy's Garage and so they've

(19:58):
been up around for five years. Pandemic is tough here obviously,
but they're still up and they said, hey, we want
to celebrate. So what they did is they went to
local schools and they said, hey, what's up at the
unpaid student lunch debts? So they paid thousands of dollars off. Wow,
of the unpaid student lunches. Is that a good story?
That's cool. They were like, hey, we all need a
break right now and we can help, and we're happy
that the community is supported us, so we're giving back.

(20:19):
So mister Hawksy's Garage, So that's pretty cool. That's what
it's all about that was tell me something good down
sorry up today. This story comes us from Stafford, Virginia. Hey,
forty one year old man was at the gym and
he's like, man, I wonder what's going on over in
the ladies locker room there you go take a look.
So we crawled up in the ceiling, went crawling and

(20:40):
he was gonna do some peeping on Your problem is
he weighs over two hundred pounds. Ceiling tiles can't hold
him and boom crashes right into the women's locker room.
That's what he gets terrible. There was that one brief
moment where he goes the old crap, I'm done for
right when it starts to crack, It's like I've been
on the ice before and you're like, oh, this up's cracking.
And then right away are you like, I'm fixing a
leak up here before you fall? Yeah? Or do you

(21:04):
just cover your face and run out yeah? Or do
you open your eyes and stare as long as you
can before because that was a point. Yeah, There's just
a lot of things that they can happen here. I'm
lunchboxed at your bone head story of the day. What
do you have Okay, So my guy friend has been
dating a girl about two to three months, like they're
not seeing anybody else, and then he's over at her

(21:24):
place and randomly she's got a dog there and she
doesn't have a dog, and she said, oh, I'm just
pet sitting for a friend. Then he finds out that
the friend is her ex boyfriend. So just didn't know
if that was something he should care about or you know,
what would you do if like Caitlin suddenly was taking
care of some dog and it was her ex boyfriends

(21:45):
world class. If she really said it's just a friend
and withheld that it was an ex boyfriend, I would
be concerned. Yeah, I don't think it was like I mean,
I think that's how it came up as like a
big deal. But just FYI, we used to date and
also what's the dating history? Was it serious dating or

(22:06):
did they go out a few times? I would have
no problem with it as long as it was told
to me up front. Hey, Trent's dog who I was
a part of that dog's life I need to take
care of for a couple of days. Is that okay? Oh?
I still be tough. I'm trying to act like I'm
I don't know about that. I know my parent was

(22:27):
trying to be like super cool. I was trying to
be super cool, and I don't know that that's the
best idea. I have talked myself out of what I
should do and what I feel like I would do.
I know my husband and I were both like, uh no,
I don't think I could take I don't think I
don't think I would be okay with her continuing. Obviously
she's already doing it, but like, hey, from here on out,

(22:47):
could we not pet sit your ex's dog. Yes, that's
the side that I'm gonna lean. I don't think it's
good for that relationship unless her ex has absolutely nowhere
to go with it. And she talks about it and say, hey, listen,
if nobody takes his dog, it's gonna be hungry. Let's
still let's like go go to walk Wags for walk

(23:08):
or whatever the dog app is that watches your dog. Yeah,
that's tough. I'm on your side. I'm shallow. Well, I
don't know that for sure that I have his letters.
That's all of our sides. Yeah, if you cannot do it,
you shouldn't do it. And it's weird that she didn't say, Hey,
I'm i'm pet sitting my ex boyfriend's dog. I honestly
don't think she was keeping it from him, but she
just she is clearly. Also, now it opens up a

(23:30):
conversation of oh, you're still friends with this person, because
two to three months is still a fairly new relationship.
But he definitely could see himself with her forever, so
he just is curious. Okay, mister commitment, Now I'm worried
about that. Well let her know. Two months in he's like,
I'm with you forever. My instatement is not a good situation.

(23:53):
Try to get somebody else to watch the dog. But like, so,
how does he bring it up? Sam, watching your ex
boyfriend's dog. That's weird to me. Sometimes you're just needy.
And then he'll I guess he'll find out real quick
where she stands, because either she's gonna be like, okay,
I respect that, I won't do it anymore. But if
she's like, no, I want to care for this dog,
then that means she wants to care for that last

(24:18):
Bob Bones World classic face giver. Yeah, most kids love riddles,
but what if we ask the adults in the room.
These kids riddles. Let's play Riddle me this, Amy, lunchbox Eddie.
I will give you a kid's riddle. All you have

(24:39):
to do is get it. You'll have twenty seconds after
I finished the second reading of it. Okay, for example,
this is you guys, can yell this one out? What
gets wetter the more it dries? Right? That's wow? Well
that's an old one. Yeah, you've never heard that one.
And I'm gonna be terrible at this. Okay, Amy, you're
at first, Amy, What goes up but never comes back down?

(25:06):
What goes up but never comes back down? Riddle me this?
I mean I feel like eventually it cycles itself back
down again. But I'm just gonna go with the first
thing that popped in my head, which was percipit. Evaporation. Yeah,
I don't know, because like that then the evaporates within

(25:29):
it like comes back down as we're doing this is
a cycle. Yeah, what goes up it never comes back down? Evaporation?
The answer is age your age, oh, or that it's
not gonna be so on the nose and scientific. It's
a riddle, yeah, and sometimes it is not in the

(25:51):
right head space. It's tough. What'd you get on one track,
believe because age that's so true. All right, Amy, you've
been eliminated. Okay, yeah, good, you're excited that all right, lunchbox.
What goes away? As soon as you talk about it?

(26:13):
What goes away? As soon as you talk about it?
Timer starts? Now, what goes away? As soon as you
talk about it? Talking about something? It goes away? Ten seconds?
It goes away. A minute you talk about it, you

(26:37):
go away. That's time. What goes away as soon as
you talk about it? Incorrect? It is silence. Silence goes
away as soon as you talk about it. It's a
hard one man. Yeah, you've been boned. No, I am
not not this game, Eddie. Come on, What is the

(27:00):
best month for a parade? What is the best month
for a parade? Riddle me? This the best month for
a parade? I don't have to do with anything. Parade
months any February, March, April, May, June, July, August, September, October, November, December.

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What's the best month for a parade? Five seconds? Oh,
it's got to be something with a parade the month time, Eddie,
what's the best month for a parade? Of January? Incorrect?
March ah so dumb, No, we didn't. Guys, write your

(27:48):
answer down this time? Okay, what can you catch but
not throw? If you get it right, you stay in
the game. What can you catch but not throw? Riddle
me this, everybody in Yes, ye, lunchbox? What do you have? Cold? Amede? Cold?

(28:14):
Would also accept COVID? All right? I run all around
the pasture but never move? What am I? I run
all around the pasture but never move? What am I

(28:34):
mean this? Oh? No, I run all around the pasture
but never move. Time's up? Lunchbox fence? Eddie horn rows?

(28:55):
What what amy fence? Fence? Is correct? Eddie vn eliminated twice?
We're down to one. This one will be speed rounds
down to two? Oh boy? Ready? What has six faces
but does not wear makeup? Has twenty one eyes? But

(29:15):
cannot see? What is it? You're gonna say it again?
I often do? Who reads it's the rules? Thank you
for requesting what I was already going to do? What
has six faces but does not wear makeup? Has twenty
one eyes but cannot see? What is it? Six faces?

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What has six faces? But what's another thing? Where there's
an eye? Oh? Oh? Is that with your name? If
you know it? Trying to think of six faces? Faces?
Faces has six faces? If a c yes, Amy, in

(30:01):
twenty one eyes? All I can think is beati faces.
All right, five seconds? Guys need some sort of answer.
What do you have? Amy, Storm, lunchbox, lunchbox alphabet? No,
he correct, it's a dice. Dice. Oh yeah, faces and eyes?
I never knew that. Yeah, because snake eyes. Okay, this

(30:24):
want to be a little easier, buzzing with your name,
Amy and lunchbox? What can be swallowed but can also
swallow you? Lunch box? Lunchbox? Guilt incorrect? Well, am I
guilt all the time? Water in correct? Your pride? Oh
water guilt pride? Different? Here we go. What two things

(30:46):
can you never eat for breakfast? Amy? Correct? Amy with
a riddle today, Amy j February. Riddle me this champion gratulations, Amy,
you'll you'll get a shot in March to defend your bell. Okay, okay,

(31:09):
that's the best time to have a parade, by the way,
in March. That's right. I'll never forget that one. What
do you want to say? Amy? I just can't believe
that I missed so many of them. Finally got that one. Yeah,
and you get to do the Young I know what
is like my least favorite thing to do, but you
don't have to do it hard. How he won? Oh okay, right,

(31:29):
but I don't want to be like a Harty pooper
that fun one. But riddle on me this. There is
February Champion. Yeah, you're Amy's pile of stories. So Brett
Young got a couple of new tattoos that I thought
are cool and maybe a good idea if someone else
is looking to get one. But he got his baby's heartbeat,

(31:51):
both of them, the one year old that's already born
and then the heartbeat of the baby that's inside of
his wife Taylor's tummy right now. What he did is
he took like an audio file and then had it
drawn and then drew that on his stomach. What it
looks like like a wave form. So you see the
audio file and it's like up and down down and
up down. He took a picture of it, and it
took her the tatoo artists and had him draw it. Yeah,

(32:13):
and they put it on there and I think it's
super special. I love that. Okay, So how do you
have Caitlyn listed in your phone? Bobby? Look, I think
I know my girl. No, oh, it says Caitlyn obviously.
Then it has a heart and an engagement ring beside it.
He used to be heart and an ice cream because
we'd always go for ice cream. But that's what it

(32:33):
is for me. Why well. A tweet went viral a
few days ago when a woman discovered that her husband
had her in his contacts with her full first and
last name, and she thought it was just strangely formal
because she's his wife. So then people started sharing how
they have their significant other in their phone. I think
mostly it's how you put them on your phone when
you meet them, because you kind of don't go back
and change it unless it's a completely obvious reason to

(32:57):
go change it. Yeah. Well, I thought i'd share some
of the anyones that I saw. One woman has her
husband as Okay Cupid guy number three because that's ruckably
like you said what it was when she met him.
Another woman met her boyfriend while they were recovering from
something and he helped like her pain tall what she
had going on pain wise, So she hasn't in her

(33:19):
phone as Paul L. Payne, and then m someone One
guy didn't have his wife's number saved at all, and
she got real mad about that, and he said, if
there's one person's number I should know and have memorized,
it's yours. I don't need to save it. It's a
good excuse. So if you're looking for free coffee, you
just gotta download the Duncan Perks app because for the

(33:40):
month of February, every Monday they are doing free coffee Mondays.
If you buy anything else, maybe just like one little
munchkin or don't at boom, you get a free medium coffee.
But you gotta have the app. You're teaching people now
how to swindle the system. That's how you know this
isn't a commercial. Amy's like if you go in and
you just buy a piece toilet paper, you get a
piece of free coffee cup, free coffee. Yep, yeah, free

(34:00):
coffee Mondays. I'm Amy. That's my pile. That was Amy's
pile of stories. It's time for the good news. So
there's this ninety one year old man named Jean, and
he lives across the street from a daycare, but he
has dementia, so he ends up walking across the street

(34:21):
every day to introduce himself to the teacher that works
at the daycare, Anne hangs out with all the students
every day for about an hour. Here's a clip from
the news. How are you doing? Oh good? Megan says,
it's almost like an instinct. We always tell the kids
that his brain is kind of sick, but his heart
always remembers us. Dementia can rob so much, but apparently

(34:46):
acceptance and compassion. What's your best ways are unforgettable. Yeah,
So for about an hour every afternoon, Jean gets to
enjoy his time with the children and they just all
act like, hey, yeah, we all just met today. Let's
hang that's day as And good for the school for
letting him do that. Yeah, good for him because every

(35:07):
day he's like the same great guy. That's what it's
all about. That was tell me something good. I was
reading a story to say most people hold it and
don't go to the bathroom at work. Maybe that just
means number two, right, what's your what's your story? Me? What? No,
I'm just asking do you do you go here? I

(35:30):
don't like or do you I always am going to
the bathroom here or if I need I'm run into
the bathroom. So you'll go to the bathroom work. Don't
I go to the bathroom at work? Sure, but they
say most people, so, most people say they don't hit
that deuce at work. Americans have some form of anxiety
when it comes to doing their business in a public place.

(35:51):
Some locations are worse than others. According to survey respond
it's the scariest places to go, or in the office,
a friend's house. That's tough. That's how close a friend
you are, right, restrooms where there was only one stall,
in bars and restaurants. The ultimate terror for me was
in school. I went to a really poor school. We

(36:11):
didn't have doors on our bathroom. Why the stalls? Later
in high school we did. We had stall doors, but
through probably seventh grade, if you had to use the toilet,
the stall was wide open, so you it was pit
stop trying forty seconds. Don't get out and get out
if you had to. I got mad, dunked on toilet once.

(36:34):
Oh what do they call those? I was doing nothing wrong.
I was walking down the hall, maybe being a little moldy,
but still walking down the hall, and two seniors grabbed me,
stuck me in the toilet upside down. I remember fighting
it with my arms because someone had pete in the toilet.
I was like, I'm not going in it. So I
fought it, slammed the flush. After the flush went down,

(36:56):
I knew I wasn't going to win the battle, so
I was like, fine, now I'm going in. They stuck
my head in, pulled me out, went about their day,
and I had to go back into class with a
wet head. Is punks awful? All right, I'm looking at
my joke. I'm ready to tell him. Checked out of this? Ny,
you don't like it? No, all right, let's hit the
corny Morning Corny. So I started a band called Blanket.

(37:22):
It's a cover band that was the Morning Corny. Is
there anyone who refuses to go to the bathroom at work?
Number two? Number two? Don't do it, I'll do it
anyone else? Or is everybody pretty good? Ray? I'm good
if you need me too for a bit? Never mind, Amy,

(37:46):
If I were to ask you what lunchboxes hobbies were,
and you were to list them out for me, oh, napping,
taking naps, that's good, Collecting trash yes in his car
or also on the same lines, collecting coins yes, okay, um,
soccer yes, rex soccer? Or being the what is it

(38:07):
called manager manager. Yeah, like the waterboy, stuff like that.
Um does the laundry. What else comes in here? And
that's about it. He also loves to call what he loves,
not dirty lines, no's like I say, he loves what

(38:28):
numbers he like to call? Are you like? Oh, he
likes to play the lottery? And then what number does
he like to call? Six? Seven? Sorry, that's such a
new hobby for him. This is this nine one one
lunch box is kind of recent the past couple of years.

(38:49):
He's any reason he can call nine one one he does, right.
So we have another story that we'd like to bring
in here. I'll lave me what happened lunch box. So
we were at the park and we're at the playground.
There's all these kids playing and it's such a great day,
kids meeting each other in my two and a half
year old playing with mother kids. And as we're leaving,
one of the ladies with her two kids like, oh
my god, there's my car's been broken into. Someone had

(39:11):
broken in, stolen her diaper bag with her wallet and
her cell phone. And I said, don't worry, I'll call
the cops. So I whipped out my cellie and I
called nine one one. I was like, hey, we're at
the park and there's been a break in. What do
you think? They said, or has anybody hurt? Like, I

(39:31):
don't know. I who things to start asking questions? Do
you need us? Is in an officer? And then he
said They said, sir, a car break in, if there's
no one hurt is not really an emergency, is it not?
They scolded him. I wouldn't mind. I would or I
wouldn't think they would mind him calling nine on one
for a break in. Did they send anyone out there?
They said, yeah, they send an officer. They said, but

(39:52):
next time, police, if it's not an emergency, when no
one's in danger, called the whatever the non emergency number is.
So a police officer comes, starts, you know, taking information.
I was like, hey, you need a witness statement and
he was like no. I was like okay. And then
the person that stole the wallet had already gone to
the grocery store and tried to charge five hundred dollars.

(40:13):
Oh they went quick yes. So I was like, hey,
do we need to meet you over at the grocery
store and do some maybe look at the video see
if we recognize anybody. He's like, nope, we'll hand it
over to the fraud department. I was like, all right,
do you need my information just in case you know,
this goes down? No, no, I need nothing to do
with you and has nothing to do with you. It's
not your car. But I called nine one. I was

(40:35):
Johnny on the spot. It was so awesome. What is
that a rush for you when you hit those three numbers?
It's pretty cool. It's pretty cool because it's like you're
in the moment like you see on TV, like did
you not watch Rescue nine one one as a kid
and they play back the nine one one call? You
are that person, Like this is your moment to make
a difference in America? Can you, yes, as a news organization,

(40:56):
get audio of lunchboxes call? Correct? Like you can't get
any nine one one call? I mean I think Scoop
was Steve's the man to do this. Would love to
hear lunchboxes nine one one? What do you have to say?
I mean, is it public records? So I have no
idea how you would do it, like the date and
time and then maybe they pull it. I have no idea. Okay,
we will try to find that though, yes, I know

(41:19):
today's Wednesday, but let me give you guys a look
ahead at Friday's show real quick. Mike d wants to
be pepper sprayed in the face. He's asked, I've said no,
he continues to ask, I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna
pepper sprayhm, because he wants to know what it feels
like on Friday's show. Also on Friday show, Darius Rucker,
Parkner McCullum and a performance from Matt Stell. So Friday's

(41:40):
show will be big on right now Seth in Iowa? Hey, Seth,
what's going on? Hey Morgan Studio morning? Hey, So, I
had an idea about like the dollar days from all
that and for our wedding we bartended for I don't
know fifteen thirty minutes or so and just took the
tip you want to do that bone? That's interesting though,

(42:01):
it's also an interesting choice of words. They just took
the tip. Well, I mean like like they still had
like we had the bartenders helping us like mix the
drinks and stuff. But like after re eight and everything,
DJ announced, Hey, you know the Brighton groom are going
to go back in bartend, so and you know for
that A lot of time. You know, we would take
the tips because shoot, we don't know how to make

(42:22):
strength or anything like that. So we were just passing
beers out and yeah, it got away from that awkward
dollar dance and we made a bunch of money. Nice,
what are you talking here? I mean we only so
we had a small wedding. I mean, we had like
one hundred and thirty people, and I don't know, I
bet we'd walked out with the grand whoa a couple
of things. It is one hundred and thirty small. Oh

(42:42):
for me, I feel like that's big. But I guess
I have been invited to weddings where there's been upwards
of four hundred, five hundred people. Again, so I guess
that's a big but for me. One thirty cents fick
and you made a thousand bucks and tips huh oh
yeah yeah, I mean because people want to give you money,
you know, they want that dollar dance experience, but we're like,
we don't want to touch everybody and awkward, like, yeah, hey,

(43:02):
how are you doing. We're good, You're good? Yeah, weird.
We appreciate that. Call said, that's a pretty good idea.
Thank you real quick yeah, Um, we cut the mother
like I didn't do it. I mean I did it,
but my wife didn't. I cut the mother son dance
short because that was just really awkward to be standing
in there dancing with your mom. I don't have a

(43:23):
mom to dance with for the mother son dance, so
I can probably just skip it all together. Yeah, and
no one's gonna be like he didn't do the mothers not.
Non't even notice Raymundo dance with his mom for a
whole song. Right, Yeah, it was rough too. I should
have shortened the song just one with the hook or
something like that. Why because it does get offered? Why
was it rough? Ray? Everybody's staring at you. It's an

(43:45):
emotional moment. Maybe have that when it's just you and
mom back at the hotel or something like that. Even
weirder talking about no, no, no, just do it like
shorten it. That's a good idea. Our show goes into
the weirdest places sometimes. Thank you for the call, seth.
Appreciate that. Love you by. Let's open up the mail bag.

(44:06):
Here we go, bobbies mail bag on topic here, Hey,
Bobby Bones, listen to you every morning. I'm my way
to work I'm a teacher. It helps to get a
few laughs on my commutes. I'm getting married in October.
My fiance and I are having a hard time choosing
a first dance song. There are so many songs out there.
We are finding it hard to narrow the selection down.

(44:29):
We're looking for something non traditional. Was wondering if you
had any ideas. Thanks Danielle. The key to me was
the words non traditional, because mostly I would say, just
go find a song that means something to you. That's it.
It's about you, it's not about the song. Caitlin and
I have a song which we're not saying yet that

(44:50):
just means something to us. It's not I don't know
that I've ever heard anyone dance to a wedding at
a wedding to the song. Oh so maybe yours is
a little non traditional, sure, but just because it's not
something that people often dance to, right Amy, what do
you have? What's song? Oh? I have get Lucky by
dat Punt. That's cool, Okay, like that on a night

(45:13):
to get lucky. It's definitely a fast dance vibe. Yeah,
and it could be fun. Definitely non traditional. Eddie, what
do you have? Okay? So I went the same route. So,
I mean, everyone wants to be sappy and sad. Let's
go black eyed peas. Let's get it started. I mean,
this is your marriage, let's get it started. I think

(45:33):
that sounds fun. My only problem with doing a fast
dance as the first song. You're doing a fast dance
by yourself with nobody dancing around you, just you and
your wife, though saying let's get it started, Bill get
the under It's like you need to shorten the song. Then,
how do you want to dance a whole song and
fast with everybody staring at you? What do you chore
your graph? That's what I was going to say, have
a little routine, like a whole song, a three minute routine,

(45:55):
routine some of it. I'm not hating. I'm just saying
if it were me, no, no chance to be a
fast song. Okay, there's nobody around you. The great thing
about dancing at a club or a bar is there
people around you. It's not just you or halfway through
you like raise your hands and be like okay, now
everybody on the ok and another one lunchbox. It's easy, guys.

(46:17):
You want to surprise everybody. YG two didn't boot it. Okay,
all right, but that's your wedding. But it's saying why
are you booting it? Still, it's still a love song.
No too, didn't boot it is Hey do you have something? Yeah,
we all know. In that moment first dance, you're kind

(46:38):
of like, man, I wish my ex could see me
right now, Sam hunt ecstasy he walks in, makes sense.
Suddenly you're crabbing on them next to me. To me,
I ain't no feel I don't know that I wanted
to reference at X so weird to see while dancing
with my now wife or husband. Okay, well mine is

(47:02):
Mine's non traditional because it's a different version of the song. Okay,
play the full version ray from the very beginning. It's
a love song. It's a slow song because I think
it's easier to slow dance. But here, listen to this Cefe.
You can name the song. It's a love song. But
you just never knew it was a love song until now.

(47:27):
Love start to the dance. When I wake up, No,
I'm gonna be, I'm gonna man wakes up next to you. Okay,
you never even knew this was a love song. You win.
This is such a beautiful song. Slow. I'm gonna be im,

(47:47):
gonna be the man who goes along with you. And
when I come home, yeah, I know I'm gonna be young.
I'm gonna be the man who's come I'm in home
to you. And when I'm dreaming, well a norm I'm
gonna dream. I'm gonna dream about the time now. But

(48:14):
woke five hundred miles and walk five hundred more just
to be the man who walked a thousand miles to
fall down and shoot door when I'm working. Tell me
that song slow isn't amazing. I mean I want to

(48:36):
be at that wedding right now. It's pretty amazing. Would
it work? Where if you start dancing slow to this
and then it merges into the fast Here's the fast
version for those that don't know five. When it's sang
this dopey and upbeat, it doesn't feel like a love song.
But when you strip that down, it's like the greatest
love song ever. Let me see if there's a slow

(48:56):
version of Let's get It started by the Black Eyed Peas.
I'm doing some research. By the way, that band is
called Sleeping at Last. That's good man. They have so
much good stuff. They got a bunch of weird stuff too.
They do like Astronom Sleeping at Last. Yeah, great, Their
covers are the best. And that's called I'm Gonna be
five hundred miles done by the Proclaimers. Originally that's pretty good,
but it's legit. That's my vote. You win, Thank you,

(49:18):
You're all week. This guy had a wife, three fiances,
fifteen girlfriends, and no one knew. I can barely run
my Instagram account in Stanley's without getting them confused. Yeah,
and this guy has a wife, three fiances, fifteen girlfriends.

(49:39):
What is his name? You know him? No? I want
to google him? Jason Call your c O L L
I E R. Is he dead bones? I asked because yeah, right,
I asked because he said he had. Well, once they
found out, don't you think that that it's all over?
Probably diminished? His name is Jason Call Your history has

(50:00):
gone wild on the internet. Well, he's a Texas police
chief and now the Texas Police chief has resigned his
position position with the force after being arrested under suspicion
of quote faking a marriage annulment. Oh yeah, by the way,
he's also a minister. One of the women he was
with said his love making was not the best with
all the practice, he should have been better, and that

(50:21):
to him probably hurts more than anything else. He looks
like lunchbox with a beard. Oh oh, come on, like
he's not a weird looking guy. Wow. So the unraveling
started when two of his girlfriends found out a bite
each other over Facebook. Just two and they each thought
they were the only one. To add to the excitement,

(50:42):
the ladies found out he was already married with kids
and had shown the current girlfriends an annulment paper showing
he was no longer married, which he falsified an annulment.
But this is a lot this guy's big dreams. It
was one thing you have to respect. He goes for
it all the way. Yeah, fifteen other women and possibly

(51:03):
another wife. Oh see, like being married to one woman
is hard. Like it's complicated enough. Can you imagine all
of this? How complicated this must be? Just the stories
you have to remember? And who said what? Like you
would have to keep a notebook? Did I say that again? Sorry? Sorry?
You have to go home or get on your laptop
at the end of whatever home you're in, write notes

(51:23):
about this person. Keep it all because when you go back.
You don't want to ask something you already knew. Yeah,
let me say this again, A wife, three fiances, and
how about the engagement rings? He's having to buy three
different rings and fifteen girlfriends well, and he's having to
buy a bunch of dinners and stuff, right like, he
spends money on these girls. Obviously, by my math, this

(51:45):
is nineteen women that I see here. For sure. They
say there could be others, but this is nineteen women.
There are only thirty or thirty one days in a month,
so some women are just getting one night a month.
And how do you watch TV shows because you can't
be like I already saw that episode. True, Amy's sorry,
I'm me deep in all this. I mean, these women
shared text messages that he would send with them, so

(52:07):
now I'm looking at their exchanges, and yeah, if you
think about just keeping up with you know, fifteen friends,
like on text is hard sometimes and you get behind,
like I can't imagine how he was. And then some
people out there right now are like, dang, I can't
even get one girlfriend. You know, I would respect too
if you just put him on a group thread and
they all just were there together. I respect that. I

(52:29):
wonder what he's lacking in his childhood that he feels
like he has to do this. Good question. I love
to interview him too, Scooba, Steve, if you can land
this interview Jason Collier the former sheriff You say, Amy,
police Texas police chief. Yeah, also a minister. Oh wow.
On his dating profile, which I guess he has, which

(52:50):
is crazy too that he would have a dating profile
up with this picture and his age. Yeah, he said,
Jason forty one, looking for friendship and then more from there,
not looking for a hookup, sincere conversation, building trust and
relationship first, looking forward to hearing from you. But then
he writes down below, looking for something casual. Oh he
is sixty three, So I get it. Ladies, it's tall dude. Yeah,

(53:13):
it's tall dude. Again. He's a normal looking guy. Looks
like lunchboxes, a beard, don't you think so? I mean,
I'm glad you called me normal looking for one Yeah?
From the story, Okay, let's play a love song. I
feel like this is the perfect song. Is we need
a love song? Better together? From Luke Combs Amy? Any

(53:34):
final comments? Maybe? Maybe? Once? Like this is fascinating to me,
I can't even I don't even know how he did this.
All the girls are like better together. Maybe some of
them are listening. They maybe, Yeah, there's a lot of
One of his stories is about him going to love
it to meet one of them, and we're on't love it. Yeah,

(53:54):
it's time for the good News unbox. In September twenty nineteen,
Rob Sparks was having a tough time chasing his two
little kids around. He gets on the scale and he's like, wow,
I weighed four hundred and forty one pounds. This six
thousand calories a day not gonna cut it. So he

(54:15):
starts eating healthier. Then in March of twenty twenty, he
starts running and now he has lost two hundred and
twenty eight pounds. He ran his first marathon in December,
and he has signed up for four more this year
and he's gonna try to train for an ultra marathon,
which is a fifty mile race. Oh wow, that's crazy,
And it just sounds like he made small steps to

(54:35):
accomplish something. Small steps. Started eating healthy and then he
did that for like five months. Then in March had
to you know, eating healthy. He started running and miked
lost one hundred pounds, cut out cokes. That was his
first step, did that for a while, said okay, well
let me walk next thing. You know, he lost over
one hundred pounds. That's that's great. That's that's what it's
all about. Right there, that was tell me something good.

(54:59):
Let's go to s Sarah in Pennsylvania who was on
the phone, Sarah, what's happening Hi, morning studio. So um
reading a lot about Morgan Wallen lately and was just
kind of curious on what your insight was and knowing
that a few radio stations have already music if you

(55:19):
guys had any interest or had to do that, did
you see the Morgan wall and stuff? Okay, Ammy doesn't
catch much news nowadays, so maybe the night before last
is where the video's from. Maybe this weekend he was
outside drunk and he said the N word. Okay, so

(55:40):
you can watch it. So I'm not a big virtue
signaler and I'm not gonna come out and go you
know what off of goes his music. We have not
played his music this morning, right, guys? Right? Because and
I said that too. I sent Scooba an email and
was like, hey, let's not play anything Morgan. Let me
kind of like my thoughts, and my thoughts are this.

(56:03):
I was watching it, and I go, I don't even
think this word, Like, this word doesn't even come into
my head, and when someone uses it, it is so
just disgusting to my insides that I don't quite understand.
And so I thought, why is he even using that word?

(56:23):
That's also just not a word that comes out and
you say it for the first time I ever in
a situational right, it isn't And some people were going, way,
he was drunk, okay, But when you're drunk, doesn't that
I've never been drunk, because I'm gonna ask you, guys,
doesn't it pretty much just open you up to what
you kind of normally do anyway? You know again asking yes, Yeah, Yeah,

(56:45):
it's it's not something that you just kind of comes
out of nowhere, because alcohol creates that. It's in you
already and then it kind of just takes those filters
out of you, so it just comes out. Yeah, there's
more less control. Correct. I hate it. There is no
room for that word. There is no room for a

(57:05):
limited view on any race or sex or so much
so that I just it just makes me feel like
that I was like, I like Morgan Wallen as a person.
This I don't like one bit. I'm also not a
big cancel culture guy. But I do think it's I'm
gonna go away for a while guy. Yeah, that's what

(57:26):
I think. And I think if you're going to not
allow someone to take some time away and learn, I
think you probably have some self evaluation because he's got
a lot of self evaluation to do, friends a lot.
I think he knows that. But and then people will go, well,
he wouldn't feel this way if he didn't get in trouble. Well,
thank god he got in trouble, so he can now

(57:48):
feel a different way. So yeah, I'm not a an
advocate of a plan Morgan's music for now. I am
an advocate of Morgan going away for a while. But
I'm also an advocate of him learning and coming back

(58:08):
and being able to help others. The only way you
become not an idiot is by learning why you were
an idiot. That's it. So, And you know, when I
woke up this morning, I saw a bunch of text
from corporate people going what do you want to do?
Do you want to make a statement? I was like,
I don't want to make a statement. Because all I
read on Twitter or people again virtue signaling saying really generic,

(58:29):
bland things like you know, we gotta do better, fam Okay,
well let's say exactly what we gotta do better. And
the hardest part about all this is I like Morgan.
I'd put him. I would talk to him right now
and say, hey, what a dumb what a dumb dumb
thing to do? You make country music look bad, you

(58:50):
make me look bad, but mostly you make yourself look bad,
and I don't like that for you, man. So that's
how I feel about it. Is just I'm like, say, unfortunate,
it was stupid. So my takeaway is he should go

(59:12):
away for a while. That's it. I just don't have
any space in my heart, any space in any capacity
of my life of any racism at all. In that
word to me screams that. Even if you say he
didn't mean that in that situation, I don't know. That
word to me is I grew up in a town

(59:33):
that was separated by railroad tracks. Still is a matter
of fact, white quarters and black quarters. I saw it firsthand.
We will play football and on our high school football
team every single place we went. If you don't think
the N word was dropped ten thousand times at us
on the field against my friends. I didn't have to

(59:53):
experience it, but I was as close to it as
you could be to go, God, dang man, this is
every day for them. So I may be a little
more sensitive than the average person about it, but I'm
still not sensitive enough. So those are my feelings. We

(01:00:15):
all have the responsibility when we're we aren't right to
go and get right. That takes time, that takes effort.
I have had things in my life where I've had
to go get right. There are probably things in my
life now that aren't as right as they should be.
But this is a this is a big one, and
I'm hoping that Morgan takes care of it, learns, teaches others.

(01:00:41):
And that isn't something that's gonna happen tomorrow. So there's there.
There's your answer. Hey, Amy has two black children, you know,
I think I don't even think about that while I'm
telling the story and all of that said, I am pissed,
but it's a weird feeling. It's said dichotomy. If I
got two sides of me here, I'm completely piss and disgusted,

(01:01:03):
but also know that I like Morgan, I just can't
like him for this. I just can't like him. So
I'll probably get beat up a little bit for having
this talk on the air. Why I don't know. I
had people beat me up for everything. Heavy is the
crown the head ways, Heavy is the head? Where's the crown? Listen?

(01:01:26):
I'm the guy. I get it right now, in this
brief period of time, I am the guy in country music.
That's it. It's not something that I set out to
do or be as far as being the guy, but
when something has to be said, comfortable or not, it's me.
I have to say it for now, until you guys
remove my annointment. I have the biggest voice. I am

(01:01:47):
the guy in country radio. I'm the guy in country music.
I talked to nine million people a week. And if
I can't come out and say directly how I feel
about something as sensitive and as wrong as this, then
why the heck would you listen to me at all? Okay,
Heavy as the head that wears the crown so close?
Yeah that I will go on for let me Amy

(01:02:11):
go ahead, because I'm starting to get text now from people,
Oh that already? Okay, it's any that quick and that's okay.
There are certain hills that I will happily die on
and this is one of them. By the way, not
gonna stop loving you, Morgan. I'd hug your neck right now,
but then I would go, hey, it's time for you

(01:02:31):
to go away for a bit. Okay, yes, unless for
some weird reason. And I'm not saying this is the case,
but I think you're also thinking that he's going to
take the time to reflect and come back better. Now.
If someone for such I trust, will you trusted he won't,
But anybody in this position you have to. You do
have to trust that if for some reason the story

(01:02:52):
may change, if he's like no, I don't really see
that there's right. But I do believe too that I know.
I don't want to be cancel culture. That is so
hard for Like, it's just a dangerous thing to do,
and we all do it so quickly, especially with all

(01:03:13):
the different ways like Instagram and Facebook and Twitter, like
it's so quickly to stuff for stuff to spread, and
we canceled them. But I do support. Yeah, I not
playing his music right now. It's not a permanent band.
I think he would probably go I get it. Yeah,
that's it. That's how I feel. You know what. I'm
glad you called because I was sitting here going, you know,

(01:03:33):
when do we feel like the most listeners will be
on and I can actually just say how I feel
that's it, and I think it's a good time for him.
So I had know. When she first said that, I
was like, oh, no, well we realize now you don't
watch the news anymore. No, no, you get it. Yeah,
we get it, and I now don't go hey, let
me just that story. I'm like, hey, let me tell

(01:03:54):
you the story. Okay, So there was an election, oh Derry,
that was funny when her I did have a lot
going on those few days where we didn't know what
was going to happen, and literally I was like, I
think I might maybe was one of the last people
to know who our president was because I just was
like not dialed in at all with that. Well, you know,

(01:04:14):
I'm not gonna sit here and I just keep punching.
But that's how I feel, and I think that's it.
Go back and play us back on a podcast for
any TMZ or country now or blogs are gonna beat
me up over it, but that is how I feel.
I'm okay with that. I'll say it again. Heavy is

(01:04:37):
the head that wears the crown? Got it? Had to
look down at the sheet to see what the saying was.
I just want to get it right. Okay, cool, we're good,
Yeah good? What song would we like to play? Well?
I haven't mean to have a bunch up here, but
I feel like now we need something, you know, kind
of get us going. I'll take I'm taking requests anything,
Eddie anything, Let's see. How about the Blake in Gwen?
I like that one? Oh yeah, have anywhere? Whatever? Are

(01:05:00):
we still? What about? Maybe should probably go to bed?
Or oh? Really? Any song we want? Yeah? Oh I
like him? Randa Lambert Bluebird that makes me happy? All right,
get get the Lady? Her song just yeah you're happy?
Are you waving me off? Scuba? I think it was

(01:05:21):
five seconds? Okay, she put it twenty in my fish bowl.
She's got to find in the jukebux. Yeah here it
is all right, thank you guys. This one really just
just roll down the window. I mean it's it's cold
all right here. Just listen to the song. So my dogs,
both of their stomachs have been upset. My stomach has
been upset, and so I google what do you do

(01:05:42):
for upset stomachs for dogs? It tells me. Then I
google can you do this for humans? And it says,
yes you can. So we've all been eating added this
can of pumpkin. Oh yeah, you take a spoonful and
you eat it. I put this little spoon on the
dog licks it up, eats it helps a little bit. There.
It's just they've been so runny, both of them. And
maybe it's just that it's new. We have new dog

(01:06:04):
situations in the house, both a little still weird and skittish.
There is there's probably some anxiety or something. Why is
that happening to me? Maybe you're picking up on there.
It feels you ever heard that the p Yeah, I've
actually done it for my dog, but I've never shared
the same can. Well, we shared the same can. I
go first and then they go second and third. But

(01:06:25):
we're in the middle eating a bunch of pumpkin there.
I don't tell you wouldn't got our wedding bands, No, Oh,
I guess ordered them, yeah, because you won't need them
until a few more months. But I guess they're they're
getting made in size and all that. I've never in
my life. Put a ring on for more than maybe,

(01:06:46):
I don't know, a hundred seconds, it's gonna be weird.
What kind did you get? Well, I wanted a red one. No,
oh boy, I did. I love red. It's my favorite color.
Everything's red. I'm extremely color blind. Red is really the
only color I can see fully. And so before you
guys start judging, you don't have what I have, so
take it back. That's true. Sorry, I know I don't. Okay,
all right, Okay, I just Kaitlin and I'd be like nope,

(01:07:08):
and she doesn't know me, but she's like, well, let's
think about this, and so we go. I'm working with
a great person. And she says, well, if you get red,
it will break off. It's on a ring, it will
kind of eventually peel away, and you have to have
it redone. And so she says, So what I can
do is I can get you a really cheap, like
rubber red one at times when you don't want to
wear your main one. So we were the main one

(01:07:31):
and then a few little cheap rubber red ones. Oh cute, okay.
And I have tried to convince Kaitlin that since I'm
left handed, I should wear the ring on my right hand,
which she has said, no, that's not how it works.
But I'm like, what if I get called into pitch
o Rookie of the Year, he's in the stands. Next
thing you know, he's out pitching for the Cubs. Then
you put in your pocket. What if I got I'm

(01:07:52):
watching arkas rag back game and Coach Musco is we
need you in. Oh, I gotta go play, and it's
on my left hand. Okay, but I'm gonna wear to
my left hand. The odds of that happening, but the
odds of me being in this seat right here if
you'd ask me that ten years ago night, I believe
in myself. Can I make a prediction? Yeah, you're probably
gonna lose your wedding rings, so then you'll probably end
up with just a red rubber one forever. I want

(01:08:14):
to lose this one. It's a nice one. It's not
blinged out like Raises Raymundo. Our audio producer has diamonds
on the outside all around his and they had a
bunch of those. They were like, do you want white
diamonds or black diamonds? I was like, I don't want
to have any of these. I don't want to have
a ring that screams on the outside. So what color?
Can you share? What you went with? Did you think, oh,

(01:08:38):
but like a silvery yeah? White gold? Yeah, silvery rays
ring fits him perfectly, would you agree, Ray, Yeah, it's
more a weekend going to dinners. Good occasions that I
wear the diamond one. What do you wear another one?
H Yeah, it's a rubber one. Or this little piece
of string that I put on right here? What do
you mean a string? I didn't wear it today. What

(01:09:00):
does your wife say about that? I'll find out probably
in about five minutes. Okay, does she listen as the
show happens. Yeah, this is a commute time, so this
is right in her wheelhouse. This is primetime, all right.
Something else happened to me. And I'm not sleeping through
the night. I don't think I slept through the night
in probably a month and a half at all. I
wake up for at least an hour, maybe two hours
every night. Oh it's a long time, I know. And

(01:09:22):
anytime I google it impending death, it's like a serious one,
googling about what am I supposed to do to ask
a doctor? They don't know, they're not in my bed. Yeah, okay.
So I wake up every night just going what do
I do now? And then eventually like, at what time point? Look?
Where in the night are you waking up? One? Sometimes
I just stay up till time to do the show.

(01:09:43):
That's awful, Sorry for you. Probably in six weeks I
haven't slept all the way through the night. Maybe I
need more pumpkin. That's what it is. Do you want
to hear a couple of TikTok clips? You know what
I'm looking for too? Is I said, hey, play me
a song? What I really am it? Wants play it
with your guitar and mouth on TikTok people just get

(01:10:03):
in their car and play their song and like lip
sing to it. I can't really tell how good you are.
Anybody hopping a sto you don't get a good song made?
Hey Eddie, and I can, oh yeah. So I'm starting
to get tagged in them in hopes that all pass
along to you in case you don't see. So I
noticed that some people were just like, oh, yeah, this
is me singing, and they're playing it out of their
phone or car or computer, and I'm like, oh, but no, no,

(01:10:27):
we want to hear you live well and we may
grab one of those. But for me, it's easier to
hear somebody sing live. If I want to bring you
in here to play live, you know, yeah, let me
play this. Here are two guys that call themselves the
Tuton Brothers, and this is a song called radio plays. Okay,
here you go. What's up? Bobby? Were the Tuton Brothers.
This is a song we wrote about our granddads, would

(01:10:47):
dust the floor Brisbane in the corner since matteen ninety four,
the last play we were so close. We almost had
all fit the states the sound of So there's that one.

(01:11:07):
Here's the guy named Jake Blue performing an original song
called ninety proof seeing You being God with my So

(01:11:30):
you can see I'm getting a lot of these. Here's
one more. It's a girl named Gray Robinson doing a
cover song of This City. The City's Gonna Break my heart.
The City's gonna love me and leave me along. The
City's got me chasing stars. It's been a couple of
months and I feel I come home. Am I getting closer? Yeah?

(01:11:53):
She's pretty good man. They put her on the possible list. Mike,
I'm pretty good. The other guy sounds a little Luke
comban too like powerful voice. So yeah, keep on my hat.
TikTok is mister Bobby Bones. Everything from mister Bobby Bones
because I couldn't get Bobby Bones. Cute story alert, Raymundo,
hit that alarm. This cute story alert is coming to

(01:12:18):
you from Amy Amy. Yeah. Okay. So this little eight
year old boy gets in the car with his parents
and I guess they had some good news. So then
the little boy said, hey, do you want me to
throw the confetti out of my pocket? And the parents
says no, not in the car. Why in the world
do you have confetti confetti in your pocket? And then
he says, it's my emergency confetti. I carry it everywhere

(01:12:42):
in case there's good news. Oh pretty cute, I mean
definitely cute story. I might started doing that exactly. I thought,
how fun to have confetti with us, And then if
someone tells you something good, you're like, and then you
forget to take it out and wash it with all

(01:13:03):
your clothes. Can I tell you, guys something, When I
hear any sort of alarm on the air, it freaks
me out. Yeah, and I'll tell you this is the
cute and I have to get over it. But for
those that don't know the history of this show. A
mere a few years ago, I was find one million
dollars by the FCC. By the way, I love the FCC.
Let me say this about the FCC. Couldn't love them more, man,

(01:13:25):
I'd like to give them all a hug around the neck.
It was a substantial fine. Still don't feel great about it,
but it was. It had to do with playing an alarm.
That's that triggered a lot of things. You can search
our Wikipedia page if you'd like to see that. But
now the entire company has to do a test to

(01:13:48):
make sure that they also don't do what I did
because of what you did talk about thirty five minutes
or so. I got the email yesterday to day before.
I was like, hey, you didn't take your test. Basically
I was the only one didn't take the test that
I made everybody take. I'm sorry about that, but it's tough.
So I want to hear that I get a little
bit of alarm PTSD. It's funny. Scuba was telling me

(01:14:08):
yesterday how he I mean, he worked for another show
when that happened, and he read about what you did,
and he was like, what an idiot? I also thought,
what an idiot. There's only been a few people in
radiohistory a personality be fined a million dollars seven figures.
Not one of my proud achievements. Yeah. I know that
that was a hard time, but I don't think you

(01:14:29):
were an idiot. Yeah, Scuba, Yeah, Scuba. It was a
lot of people. They're more upset than we have to
think this test now. Oh, all my friends in the
company text me pictures. I'm taking the test going. Thanks
for making me do this. Yes, I'm like, I'm saving
you from being fined. I remember when it happened. My friends. Charlemagne,
the god that works in New York, sent me about

(01:14:50):
one hundred laughing out loud emojis. Of course he did. Amy,
I'm gonna read you a couple of questions from the
quiz and see if he still knew them. Oh no, well, honestly,
I just had to write myself a note, do test.
Oh you haven't done the test yet. No, I forgot
to the FCC. I read your question here, okay, which,
by the way, I love the FCC. They get enough
of them. The FCC can impost substantial finds up to

(01:15:12):
this amount for each separate violation of eas laws. Is
it one hundred thousand, thirty seven thousand, five hundred one
thousand or two point five million. It's got to be
two point five million, because you think about this question.
Name think about it. The FCC can impose substantial finds

(01:15:32):
for this amount for each violation. It wouldn't be two
point five million. Oh you got find a million though. Okay,
So I don't know thirty seven hundred thirty seven thirty
seven five? Would I say thirty five? Said a lot
of things, but anyway, planning that alarm just sends me
in a wrong spot. Do your test today. I will

(01:15:55):
thanks a lot. You're welcome. I have to do it
if it wasn't for you. By the way, let me
mention how great because I've just gotten into this this
Discovery Plus app. Now I can watch the kids Baking
Championships on the app. I don't have to always skim
through stuff. Yeah, so it's my show. Eddie's watching it
last night. Oh yeah, I'm watching World War Two in
color on the History Channel. Oh man, it's so cool.

(01:16:17):
It's cool because all the World War Two footage out
there has been black and white, almost like that's so
long ago. When they do it in color, I'm like, hey,
that kind of looks like that was like last week.
Puts it into perspective, how like crazy that war was.
So that's one of the shows you want to watch
that have at it. Me, I'm with the kids baking.
I love it. It is the biggest collection of real
life entertainment, over fifty five thousand episodes of shows, over

(01:16:37):
twenty five hundred shows. Discovery Plus has a ton of
great shows, ton of great personalities, plus exclusive originals, all
in one place and half the cost of other streaming
services four ninety nine a month or six ninety nine
if you want to add free stream what you love
on Discovery Plus. There you go. Yeah, it's always weird
to me when they make color to black and white.
Why because I know that it's probably not exactly accurate.

(01:16:59):
I'm like, I bet that like they had that, Yeah,
they had to manually color color. One final thing is
on this show we talked about Lunchbox. He had been
loaning out our work parking garage to a friend of his.
A friend of his left town. He's just parking in
the work parking garage, came on, talked about it. It
was done now I'm hearing that you're letting someone else
park their car up here. Um, yeah, I mean that's true. Yeah,

(01:17:19):
so multiple people are now using our parking gar No,
the one car is gone, the first car's gone, they're back,
So they moved out and someone else moved in. Are
you renting these spots to people? No? See, I thought
about this. I after doing this now a couple of times,
I realized, this is a business that we can run.
I can run on the weekends. It's gonna be lunch's
lot because no one's here, especially when the bars get

(01:17:42):
back open up. There's it's a parking garage. Wait a minute,
with the flag, fifteen dollars a car, let's go park.
Just gotta be out by Monday morning. He hasn't been
looking for business deals. I'm saying business deals now using
somebody else's property. I mean he could give ihearted cut exactly.
And you get a flagger out there with their How
did this get to me? Who told me this? I did?

(01:18:03):
Who do you think? Well? My source came back to
me and said, so that first car's gone, there's a
second one here now and it's got a busted window.
And I'm like, what's happening. You should email our bosses
and ask if it's okay. Okay, I will, I'll email,
But yeah, I mean, look, so I don't I don't
even know what to do. Eddie tattle tells and everything,
but y'all both tattle tell on each other. Any time

(01:18:26):
Bobby is like, Okay, I got a story. Somebody on
the show wants to throw somebody under the bus, It's like, oh, okay,
lease too. I have some Super Bowl prop bets that
I will run by you. They're the fun ones, like
what color will the gatorade be after the game is over?
Got it? How long will the national anthem be? Right?
Stuff like that. So the liquid that read as the

(01:18:49):
odds on favorite to be the liquid. Let me tell
you last night about my gambling. Let me just just
uh digress for a second about this. I'm watching the
Arkansas Missipi State game and I text Eddie. I'm like, hey,
I was down like by thirteen points in the first
three minutes. Load up, And I did. And I just
continue to load up. I'll show you my thing. They
were down. I was like, they're gonna come back and
win this load I loaded up, basically put the house

(01:19:12):
on it. He loaded up it and I sent Eddie.
I was like, you gotta go, you gott He goes like,
you know what? I want to bet that one. I
was like, okay. They came back and wind by like
ten last night. I'm a brand new man in here today.
How do you know that? I don't know. He doesn't
mean you know what. I'll follow my heart. I know.
How does your heart know so much about? Again? I
keep expecting a big downfall. I thought about it three

(01:19:33):
or four month crushing spree here, but I hit Eddie
up while the game is going like you gotta do
it now. You can't text me to be like, get
in on it. You don't have the app. You don't
have the app draft Kings used to code. Is it bones? Yes?
I should know about every time? And what does it
get you? I don't know, but something. If you can play,
you can do the fantasy, or you can Some states
allow like fun fun gambling, this a little bit. That

(01:19:56):
is what I do. Red's the big one. Another one
is which coaches not strolls will be seen first during
the game. Do you know why? That's a question because
of the mass right and they fall down? Bruce arians
the Tampa Bay coach is the better bet because they
say he pulls his math down a little more talk talk,
not fall down. They'll pull it off to talk soil
their players can see their mouth. Oh how many times

(01:20:16):
will Bill Belichick in the New England Patriots be mentioned?
The over under is one, so you have to pick
below one or above one. I can't see him. I
can't see him not being mentioned right above because that
means two yeah, yeah, two mentions? Sure, which will be
Hire Brady's passing yards or game stops closing price on Friday? Funny?

(01:20:41):
Will Brady attempt to high five an official, which he
tries to do. Sometimes he'll go up, make a great play,
then left his hand up in the official won't high
five on belly funny because they can't. Did he do
that pre COVID? He did that different cople weeks ago. Yeah,
he's not had a few times. I didn't know if
it was like a COVID thing like hawk, because we
can't high five Earth. That's been like a They have
to stay neutral. Yeah, I can't give him a high
five good. Oh, it's only about new Yeah, neutrality not COVID.

(01:21:03):
Officials can't high five the quarterback. Can you imagine. Yeah,
I knew you could do that. Oh, that must be
so hard for officials if they're a super fan of
a team and they have to remain neutral. No, I
think it's really their job. I don't know that has
to be so hard. And also when you get it
to be an adult and you know the players, it
affects you. Sometimes you just are player based and like,

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this guy's a jerk. This guy's not more than team based. Okay,
well then you have to remain neutral against the jerks.
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