Bobby on Remembering Bob Saget + Mailbag: Listener Found Out Boyfriend of 6 months Is Planning on Proposing + Who Wants To Be A Hundredaire with Listener Holly

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Transmitting what's happening walk on the Monday Show Morning Studio.
Morning Eddie saw me driving into work today. I didn't
know as you at first. I also did know you
saw me way back on the Interstate. Yeah I didn't,
so I like what you saw me when we were

(00:24):
closer to work. I saw you right when we're getting
to work. Okay, I'll let you tell your side of
the story first. Yeah, I'm driving in. I'm on the Interstate,
and I mean we're all probably going around seventy miles
per hour because that's what you do on Interstate. And
there's a car just up ahead that's just slowing traffic down,
like people are just changing lanes getting annoyed, like oh
boom left right, boom boom. And then it was my

(00:45):
turn to get to that car, and I'm like, I
want to see who this person is, so I go passing.
I look over his bobby. Here he is like a grandma,
his hands, both hands on the wheel, going fifty five
miles per hour. And I've got a ticket there. I
remember that. I was I will ever speed there and
everybody gets so mad at me because I don't go
seven toy ye self. Yeah, but it is crazy because

(01:05):
everybody's going seventy and it's fifty five. So it's like
either you just go with the flow and keep up
or your yeah, and it should be seventy. Why yeah?
Why it just stop your eye. I do stay to
speed limit there because I've been busted for a speeding
ticket and it stinks, and to get one before the show.
Driving in is awful. Bones. That was like over a year,

(01:27):
two years ago. You don't have to teach me twice.
That's crazy. Teach me once. I forget after a couple
of weeks. And yes, I do drive cautiously anyway. I
don't like going fast. I'm not a guy that needs
to get that adrenaline out of me. Like, let's see
how fast this goes. And I have a very fast car,
maybe one of the fastest on the road period, I

(01:47):
will say, but I have never put it over eighty
eight or so, even on the even home in the highway.
No way, I have no interest. I'm not gonna get
to ninety. It's my point. Like if I even get
to eighty nine, So about eighty eight where because some
of the interstates we've been on or eighty in Oklahoma,
I think, yeah, so, but yes, I do drive slow. Now,

(02:08):
that's funny pulling up like it's Bobby's slowing us now
and say. It's always funny though, when you see somebody,
even you can see them all the time every day,
but if you still see them on the road, you're like, oh,
what fun That's like the coolest thing when you see
him driving, because you're like, holy crab, there they are
and you have to like slow down and do a
face or something. When he got up beside me near work,
I didn't know he was, um, you know, behind me

(02:30):
on the interstate. I was like, what's that, buddy, We're
five minutes from work. Yeah. So all right, well, thank
you for that story. Yet I don't have anything to
say back except I was obeying the speed limit because
I've got a ticket there before, and I understand and
that that's the point of giving tickets make people, although
I'm probably risking people's lives more than you are, going
yeah slow. Thank you guys for waking up with us.
We got a lot to do today. Let's get started

(02:50):
right now. It's uh Monday, we got a good week
ahead of it. It's monya yay. I'm trying. I'm monyay,
so let's get going. Bobby won't show. It is that
time of the morning where we open up the mailbag.
Something year. Hello, Bobby Bones. My boyfriend and I have

(03:14):
been any for six months. We love each other and
have talked about getting married in the future, but I'm
only twenty three years old and I am in no hurry.
Well over the holidays, his brother let it slip that
he's going to ask me to marry him sometime soon.
If he asked me, I'm gonna say yes. But I
want to focus on my career for the next few years,
and I feel like getting married would be a distraction.

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Would it be easier to say something to him before
he proposes? Even though I'm not supposed to know signed
confused girlfriend, I think this is different. If you didn't
want to marry him, you can get you can get
engaged and just be engaged for a couple of years.
That's not a bad thing. Also, the brother, what a
knucklehead for letting Yeah, I can't mention that you're a brother.

(03:59):
That's a bad brother. Yeah it he already did. And
so but even though she does want to marry him,
but don't you think she should find a way to
bring up this part of the conversation, because what if
he proposes, she says yes, and then he's all like, oh, yeah,
let's get married next year, and she's like, I'm thinking
more like three years. I don't think she needs to
bring up that she, you know, would feel weird about
a proposal, or that she no. I think she just

(04:20):
needs to somehow bring up because this will feel natural
to talk about marriage and be like, you don't even
want to get married for three or four years. I
do want to marry you, but I mean, or say,
somehow bring up the conversation or what age to be
the perfect age to get married and be like twenty eight,
but that's after the proposal, no. Four, or because you
can bring that up, that's not a weird one. Yeah,
because that's a conversation you would have if you're in

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a relationship and marriage is on the horizon. Someone else
can prompt that too. You can have your friend, you
can talk about the perfect age to get married, Like
I saw a story in the news like the what
age people in America are getting married? Like what's the
perfect age in your mind to get married? And you
can go twenty eight, twenty nine, like, I don't think
we're like, we're gonna get married me and Chris over here,
but not until we're seven or twenty eight. I still

(05:02):
think he's gonna propose and you can just be engaged
for a long time. But I think that's the way
to approach that. I don't think you go to and
be like, hey, no, you're gonna propose. And also it's
her boyfriend of six months. Yeah that did not scream
at me, but it does. Now that's early. That's way early.
Why are you proposing, bro that early? That's come on, man,

(05:22):
that's really early. Um. I don't know what angle do
you take, Amy. I take the angle of like, just
find a way because it's a natural thing to talk
about with your boyfriend. You know, if it's someone you
think you could marry, you don't have to be like, hey,
heads up, if you're going to propose to me, this
is my plan. You just hey, when do you see
what age do you see yourself getting married? And be like,

(05:43):
talk about your career goals because that's something that she
wants to do, and then that's how he can know similar.
But I don't think you just go and have a
conversation about well, I don't know how to. I just
told you, like you have a friend prompt it like
hey what a or be like, hey, so's all the
story people ages getting married? What's this story? I'd be like, hey, Klein,

(06:04):
I'll saw this on Twitter, like the age people are
getting married? Like what's your perfect age when you were
a kid. That's what i'd say, when you were a kid,
at what age you think you would get married? Hey?
There you go, and then you do the thing and
be like yeah, I can't even senslfe get married to
Tim twenty eight, twenty nine. That's what she could say. Yeah,
that works, It isn't hurtest feelings. And then if he proposes,
it's a whole song and dance do it? Say yes
if you want to. You can always not get married,

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or you can wait two or three years. I have
a friend right now that's a you got a two
and a half year engagement because they want to get
married at some place and that takes that long. Wow,
that's our advice to you, confuse girlfriend. But also Ammy
has a great point six months that's pretty cool. But
also my husband proposed to me at like four months
and then we got married eight weeks later was pretty cool.
And you weren't even pregnant. No, not even nope. It

(06:47):
was impossible, much to our surprise, everyone's surprise. All of
his Air Force people were like, who's this girl? She's pregnant.
But the thing was even deploying to Afghanistic There was
a lot of reasons why we bumped the wedding up.
We were gonna wait like at least nine months, and
then it's just spent special months special. I have the baby. Okay,

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all right, thank you for the email. Uh there we go,
close it up. We got your game now. It was
found to clothe Elby Shane stopped by my house. I
want to play a part of the song. So you
know what's up here? Here is Elbe Shane, my boy here,
my boy got my name body. I feel say so

(07:40):
good to see it. Elbe. That's good to see you man.
How you doing pretty good? Whenever you cut my boy?
Did you have that song recorded before you got a
record deal? You started talking about singing it? Is that
what kind of got you a deal? That song? That
song is exactly what got me a deal. Um. I
recorded that song several times, man, I spent I got
a a really good, like advanced sign on bonus for

(08:03):
my first publishing deal, and um, I spent every bit
of that money on recordings for My Boy. The recording
that you guys played on the radio was I think
the seventh or eighth version of that song. Why did
you keep you recording it? It just wasn't right, man,
And uh, it just didn't make me feel like it
felt when I played at Acoustic and I fought and

(08:25):
fought and fought with people in the recording process about
it being acousick in the beginning, and everyone like, I
ain't gonna work at radio. It ain't gonna work at radio,
and I was like, I don't care. I gotta feel
what I feel. You know, regardless of what radio is
gonna do with this song, it's going to relate to people.
They got to feel it, right. And so Lee Starr,

(08:46):
who's another writer on the song, came in and had
this guitar part, and I said, dude, just going in
there and record it. You know. This was weeks after
we had cut it with the studio band, so that
was like the eighth recording, and then we ended up
going and doing My Girl version two. So did you
feel like the song wasn't going to hit ever, Like,
was there a time or a couple of times where

(09:07):
it stalled And you're like, I don't, man, I thought
we had it, but we don't. Yeah, man, there's there's
been like so many There goes my fifteen minutes of fame.
It blew up on Facebook the year before I signed
my record deal, which led to you know, getting some
attention around town and helped with the record deal. But
it was six million views in like two weeks, the

(09:29):
only thing I'd ever put on the Internet that went
over a few thousand views. So I'm all excited. We're
all excited, and then Facebook just pulls the video when
that thing starts to be top ten or so, I mean,
did it start to feel like, man, we have not
only a monster like that's affecting people, but I mean
this thing is actually like really gaining traction commercially. When

(09:50):
it got to top ten, We're looking at the charts
and it's like, man, like steady chart flow. It looks
like we're gonna be good to go. And then what
do you know, Here comes Jason Audeen and carry Underwood
and and then here comes uh Marin and Ryan and
then here comes Walker Hayes, and I'm just like Jesus Christ,
you got it though you rang the bell. We got it, man,

(10:11):
we got it. And uh it was a cool win.
It was for me man, I'm the thought of me
having a number one. I was like, hell, yeah, that's awesome.
But I just wanted to see the song win. I
didn't care who was seeing it. Was just like I
wanted and not to be down on it, but everybody,
you know, everybody knows how it all works. And like
sometimes those songs they just don't make it, they don't
cut through the noise. And and I was I was

(10:31):
just gonna be so disappointed if that song didn't get
it spot And I felt like the years and the
and the faith that I've had in my co writers,
my team, I was like, I just didn't want to
see it fail. So thanks everybody for not letting us
fall backsliders the name of the record. And you guys,
go see a shel if he's around Elbe Shane come

(10:53):
see me right there you go, And we ended up
talking for an hour. Ob Shane is the latest guest
on my podcast, The Bobby Cast. That was a clip
from that. Check it out. Wherever you get your podcasts,
great love them. You probably love them too, you didn't
even know it. The latest from Nashville and Tullywood, Morgan

(11:13):
Number two, thirty second Skinny, Miranda Lambert and Little Big
Town are going out on tour together again. Tickets for
the Bandwagon Tour goal on sale this Friday. The tour
will feature special guest The Cadillac Three. Mary Morris talked
about her new song Circles Around This Town. I wanted
it to be about that hustle that we all have
coming to town where you like really have to grind

(11:36):
it out and figure out what you're made of get.
Moore shared what his hopes are for twenty twenty two.
We're all craving some sort of normalcy. We're all craving,
you know, a consistent message. I'm Morgan number two. That's
your skinny. It's time for the good news, Bobby. Last

(11:58):
week people were stuck on the interstate for like thirty hours.
Their cars were running out of gas. Some didn't have food,
obviously because it's where car Do you remember the highway?
That's right? Some might call it I Nope, nobody did him.
Casey Hollohan No was stuck in traffic on this ninety

(12:22):
five forever and she saw a truck, a baking company truck,
the Schmidt Baking Company, and so she called the number
on the truck to see, have you guys had any
food in there? There are a lot of people stranded.
I'm hungry, they're hungry. The owner, Chuck said, you know what,
that's a good point. And so Ron Hill, who was
driving the truck, started giving bread out to fifty fifty
people around him. That's what he had in the truck.

(12:43):
That's awesome. Elderly people, people with kids. So in the
lasted twenty one more hours after that, but people noticed
the guy was passing out food, and then other people
saw him passing it out by himself. They hopped in
and started passing out food too, that same food. That's
amazing other people. So shout out to Casey, Chuck, Ron
Hill and all the helpers. And if you're in Virginia,

(13:05):
and you may be, you may be because our show's
pretty big over there. Let's support Schmidt Baking if you're
in Virginia. Pretty awesome. That's what it's all about. Right there.
That was tell me something good. All right, let's give
away some money. Here on the phone is Holly in Nebraska. Holly,
good morning, Welcome to the Bobby Bone Show. Good morning, morning,

(13:25):
studio morning. So I love game shows. I loved Who
Wants to Be a Millionaire. It was always my dream
to give our listeners a chance to win a million dollars.
Just a dream. And so it's so well, it's not
thinking we're gonna give a chance one hundred dollars. I
wish it were more. We're gonna give you a chance
to one one hundred dollars in a game we call

(13:46):
Who Wants to Be an hundred are I'm gonna let
you pick the person that you play with. Okay, your
options are Amy, Eddie, Lunchbox, or Mundo. One of them
will help you win a hundred bucks. Who do you got? Okay,
I've thought about this. There are certain people that play
certain games really well. But for this game, Eddie smart,

(14:12):
very smart, Holly, Let's do this. Eddie's been winning a
lot of games. Come on so many games that Amy
and Lunchbox kind of resent you. Now when it comes
to get yeah, they roll their eyes. Okay, are you
ready to play? I'm ready the one dollar question? And
you guys can talk about it, and I'll need you
to say final answer, Holly, whenever you're in Okay, Okay,

(14:33):
what is Shakespeare's first name? Holly? I know it? Are you? Yeah?
I know it? Okay? What is it you first? Yeah?
That's it? William? Go for it, Holly, let's go. Final
answer is William. It's my final answer. All right. She's

(14:56):
locked in at William. It's William. Nice job. One dollar.
You want a dollar? Do you want to keep the dollar?
Or do you want to try for five dollars? Holly,
we're trying for five. Okay. What cereal has a two con?
A two can? Hey? Listen, how we say it has

(15:21):
a two can for their mascot? What's cereal? Holly? I
know it? Do you? Yep? I know what? You guys
talk about it? Go ahead, say let's what is it?
It's fruit loop? That's right, fruit loops? All right? Say it?
Final answer is I need you to say, just so
there's no confusion here, say fruit loops. Final answer, fruit loops?

(15:45):
Final answer? All right, she's in, the answer is fruit loops.
That is correct? All right, Holly, You've won five dollars.
Now you have an option you can keep the five dollars,
or you can go for ten dollars. Holly, what are
you gonna do? We're going for ten? All right, here
we go. Who did the United States gain independence from?

(16:09):
Who did the United States gain independence from? Holly? I
believe it is England? Or was it Great Britain at
the time. What do you think? I don't know. You know,
the British are coming, the British. I love it. That's

(16:30):
so smart. That's Paul Revere right, the British are coming.
I think we should go with that. I don't know.
I'm terrible in history. No, I think honestly, I think
you nailed it with the British are coming. Let's go
with that. Come on, Holly, we got this, okay, the British,
the British from the Brits. Final answer from the Brits,
we accepted. BRIT's Mike, we're gonna be more more specific,

(16:53):
be more specifically. Come on, guys, Brits, Britain, the British.
You know it's only ten bucks. The answer is a
great Britain. We'll give it to Let's go all right,
twenty five dollars questions. So, just to clarify, England would
not have worked we would have also probably taken it. Man,
it's part of great Britain. I'm just, I just I

(17:14):
don't know. We don't you know what we'd have to
address that, so we don't have Okay, well we might
get that as a future question. And okay, do you
want to go for twenty five bucks? Holly? Yes? Yes, yes?
What picks? Our movie is Lightning McQueen from Holly, I
know it? Do you? Yep? Yep? I know it. Yes,
I'm sorry, she's my girl. Let's go. It's cars, right, yep? Cars? Okay,

(17:37):
final answer, The answer is cars. That's correct, dude, she
doesn't mean not yet. Okay. Do you want to go
for more money? Yes or no? Yes? Fifty dollars question?
The Liberty Bill is located in what city? Holly? I
think it's Philadelphia? Okay, I'm not, I'm not. I would

(18:00):
say I'm about eighty percent on that because I know
there's something about the original Liberty Bill and then the
one that they have on display. Oh, is it not
the real one in Philadelphia? I don't think so. That's
why I kind of have in my mind. But so
you think, Hey, Holly, at fifty dollars, do you think
Bobby's playing games with us right now, and the Liberty

(18:23):
Bill is located in what's us city? The Liberty Belly. Yeah,
I don't think he'd be playing games with us. I'd
say we'd go Philly. Final answer, Okay, Philadelphia, final answer.
The answer is Philadelphia. Yeah, only two questions left. Do

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you want to keep fifty bucks or do you want
to try it for seventy five dollars? We're going for
seventy five. What are pancakes called in France? What are
pancakes called in France? Well, Holly, I initially went to flapjacks,
and I don't think that correct. How about a fritta?
Are they a fritta? Ooh? What lifelines? He does have lifelines? Oh?

(19:08):
We do? Okay, you can ask a friend in the studio.
You can do do a coin flip, or you can
make a trash can shot in this past. Let me
ask you this, Do I do the lifeline or just
guest to choose it? Okay, yeah, Holly, real quick before
we do it. It may be a crepe, but that's

(19:28):
kind like good, right, But that has like fruit and
stuff in it, So I'm going crepe, but I would
use a lifeline. You're going crepe. Okay, I'm with you.
I don't care. Yeah, you I'm God because crapes didn't
come into my head, so that I mean that sounds legit.
So do you want to run? No, Holly, if you
go with crape and a friend in the studio too,

(19:49):
you have three Okay, yeah, do a lifeline to a lifeline. Okay,
who would you like to ask in the studio? Amy,
because she's the one that kind of said, does he
have any lifeline? You want to be you want to
be involved? Sure if you need it, go ahead, Okay,
crep Okay, she says it's crape. Now I'm not saying
it's right or not. But you guys want to go
to crap. Oh, it's great, it's right. I had a confident.

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I had a Craig party once. Okay, callie up to
you creat final answer? Creat final answer is correct? Okay,
final question for one hundred dollars? Cool, be cool, Holly?
Do you want to do it? Yes or no? You
can keep seventy five bucks, you can go for a hundred.

(20:36):
We're going for a hundred. We're going for a hundred
because I still have a lifeline. So you have two left.
You have coin make a trashcam basket Eddie can make
over my head is possible? Or coin flip. Okay, here's
your question. How many years? This is the hardest question
on the entire list. It's for all the money. How
many years are there in a knee on e o

(20:58):
n eon? Many years and an eon? Oh boy, I
would have thought that's made up, Holly, I have no
idea what an eon is? Yeah, and eons. You've heard
the phrase before, right, sure, there's also ere from Winnie
the Pooh, But don't throw us off. Don't throw us off, Holly,

(21:20):
do you know what that is? Say the question again?
At how many hours? You said? Would that'd be really tough?
How many years? Many year? And an eon? Eo N? Wow?
I have nothing? Hey, Holly? Should we go down like
the years? So it's like a decade is ten years?

(21:43):
Century is a hundred? Millennium? What's a thousand? Because they're
not gonna go one hundred and you know, like they're
not gonna go five hundred. She just said the word millennium.
Do you know how many years that is? What's a millennium?
That's a thousand? Okay, so then eon must be a million.

(22:08):
I mean maybe I honestly thought that that was a
made up saying like eons. Thought that. I've never heard
a scientist say like, well it took so many eons,
you know, so it must be a huge, huge number. Yeah,
let's use the lifeline answer it. Or you can shoot
the basket or take a coin flip. But if you
do either one of those and you miss, you lose.

(22:30):
Oh man, okay, we better take take foot the coin.
Are you sure? I mean, do you? I mean, what
do you feel? I mean, honestly, guess you have a
fifty fifty shot here? What are your fifty fifties? In
the All I have is a million. I would just
guess that it's a million. But from a thousand till
a million? No? A thousand is uh? I know that's

(22:52):
the last one you name, So like, is there one
for ten thousand? No? An eon? Okay, guys, I need
an answer. You got a trash can shot, you got
a coin flip? Or you have to give me the
answer for one hundred dollars, Holly, flip the coin. Flip
the coin final? Okay, your your final answers. Flip the
coin so I can tell you the answering, dude, if
it's a million, I'm quitting. What is it? The answer

(23:13):
is a billion? Okay, let's go. Eon is a billion,
So Holly, you can call it in the air. Now,
I'll call in the air. You can't see it, call
it before I flip. And if you get it right,
you want one hundred bucks. If not, you lose all
the money. Come on, Holly, you want heads? Do you
want tails? Head? She wants heads? Here we go, come on,

(23:34):
come on it is come on tails. You've got all
that money and now it's just gone like unbelievable, unbelievable. Well,
how do you feel about how do you feel about
your partner? Eddie? You feel like he did a pretty
good job or he let you down when it mattered

(23:55):
the most. No, he did great, he did awesome and
ate all right much with a lifeline. So Holly, Yeah,
you don't win, so we can't give you a prize,
but we appreciate you playing with us. And who wants
to be one hundred day? I had so much fun,
best day. I mean, this just made my day, my week,
my month. One hundred dollars would have been better though. Nice. Yeah,

(24:18):
all right, Holly, have a great day. All right, thank you, bye,
all right, bye bye. A voicemail from Peyton in Oklahoma.
I guess I just need some advice. So I ended
up getting engaged to my wonderful fiance on New Year's
Fief and we were watching your show. I was just wondering,
what is the best strategy to save money because we

(24:38):
want a good wedding, a big wedding, and we are
also young, and we don't have any help with all
of this. So maybe just some good saving tips. Let
me know. Hey. You know what's interesting is Eddie's actually
done this. I was gonna get my tip like don't
eat out, like that's where we waste a lot of
our money, or order on new breeds. But Eddie, you
and your wife had decided, I don't know, two three

(25:00):
years ago, like you were going to eliminate debt. Yeah,
we were in major debt, like thousands and thousands of dollars.
Did you tell us how much it did? How much?
Say again, was it twenty? I think it was like
it was. I started with forty thousand dollars in debt.
I think in one year I was down to like
a little less than twenty and we got rid of
all of it, what's the key? I mean eating out?

(25:21):
Eating out was huge for us. Like, just cut that
out and you will realize quickly how much you spend
on food when you go to a restaurant or even
just fast food. So that to me was the biggest one.
You saved twenty thousand dollars just by not eating where
you guys going. Yeah, but did you have to do
things take cash out, put it in envelope or anything
like that. Well, yeah, when you use cash to you

(25:42):
realize like how easy it is to spend money. So
if you only got twenty dollars in your wallet, you're like,
oh crap, I'm I spent all that in two days
just by going to McDonald's. Like really, it's that simple.
I have kids, So when we go to Chick fil
a Bones, it's forty five dollar almost fifty dollars a dinner.
So top three tips. I'm gonna put you on the
spot here because you've done this to save money, because

(26:03):
she has something she's saving. Four. Number number one for sure,
don't eat out. I mean, don't just buy your groceries
and make sure you eat every single thing that you buy.
Don't start don't oh that's a big one. Don't shop
for recipes. Don't get a recipe and being like, oh
this calls for rosemary and buy a rosemary. No, no no, no,
just whatever you have in the fridge or in the cupboard,
that's what you use. So a lot of stew spaghettios. Okay,

(26:27):
that's number one. Number two I think Amy brings up
a good point. Use cash credit card really just throws
your mind off and you don't even realize how much
you're spending when you just swipe or click or whatever. Okay,
and and I said click, and that's huge. Number three Amazon, dude,
that is a killer. Like just go on, you're on
Amazon or you're shopping on Instagram, the shop comes up,
Oh that looks nice. Click click. Don't do that because

(26:49):
the next thing you know, you have thirty boxes in
front of your door and you're like, oh my gosh,
I'm spending so much money. I think we all learn
a little something here. Maybe come on, if I stopped
eating out, if we stopped eating out and stuff ordering, yeah,
we have so much more money, but we do it
all the night because it's convenient, and we're like me,
it's my fault, it's not her. She's like, I'll cook
and I'm like, why don't we disorder? And she's like,

(27:10):
are you sure? Yeah? Because also there's something romantic about
somebody restaurant making it for you, right, it's sending it
over and it's something you don't have at the house. Peyton,
good luck with that, Thank you very much. Let me
do one more. This is Amanda from Michigan. Here you go.
There is a Beanie Baby documentary on HBO Max called

(27:31):
Beanie Mania. I watched it the other night, right after
I watched the Tammy Fae movie. It is interesting to
it tells you about the rise in the fall of
the beanie Baby. So that's my suggestion. Check it out
HBO Max Beanie Mania. Okay, I'll watch it. It's a
seventy five percent positive and rotten tomato, and we have

(27:51):
a beanie Baby we're auctioning off right now for a
pet organization and that that we work with here and
you can find that link up on the Bobby Bones
Show Twitter page. Thank you very much. You're Amy's pile
of stories. So there's a video making the rounds of
a guy who got his wife two sets of identical earrings.
But there was a big difference. One set had real diamonds,

(28:15):
the other set had fake ones, and she had to
choose which one she wanted, but the box of packaging
everything looked the same and he was just going to
return whichever one she didn't pick. Was this to prove
a point that you can't tell the difference? And why
asked for the expensive stuff even though you can't tell
the difference? I mean possibly that's a running theory that's
out there, And so why would I do that to Kaitlin?
I would never do that. Oh, I don't know, because

(28:36):
you just like to do like fun things and we're
like hey like and her like. The sister in law
was videoing the whole time. Their family thought it was
hilarious because she did end up picking the fake ones.
Did he mail the good ones back? It's not clear
he'd be stuck to it and real, but I mean

(28:56):
it is kind of that is if you're trying to
from a point of like, look these two gifts, pick
your diamond earrings and you pick the fake ones, and
he's like, huh, I just save myself hundreds or maybe
thousands of dollars. So you think you could tell No,
I could not then why buy real ones? Ever, I don't.
I don't. I don't have real, real diamond earrings. I
have my diamond engagement rate. What about an engagement right? No,

(29:19):
I don't. Well, it just depends, like how fakey fake?
But if there's some good fake I could probably not tell.
I guess I don't know the difference in fake and
fake fake? What else? So, speaking of fakey fake, um
KFC is about to debut a plant based fried chicken. Well,
it actually I don't know about that. Yeah, it actually

(29:41):
might be out near you. I mean, they're kind of
rolling it out throughout the country. But it's a way
to offer more plant based options for people that are
being more conscious, either health wise or because of the environment.
You know what's funny about that is that the same
way with the rings. I bet if I ate this chicken, no,
I would think it was chicken because they do a

(30:02):
really good job. It's this impossible burger or something. It's
the beyond meat, their plant based chicken. And then it's
going to be fried. So, I mean, anything fried, you
can't tell all the difference. I think if you put
them and said, hey, one of these is fake, I'd
be able to tell. But if you just gave it
to me and said, hey, here's new new chicken cooked
a different way, I'll be like, hmm, that's good. Yeah.
I tried to feed my husband plant based ribs once
she could tell, Oh my goodness. But I made them

(30:26):
hoping he would. I did not tell him, and I
served it with mashed potato, crazy and broccoli. Guys, here's
a little plant plant based brisket for him. Get out.
I put the barbecue sauce on top so you couldn't
really tell. But then it's like the texture was just
a little off and then there's no bone. That was
the giveaway. It was called as a k rib. Do

(30:48):
you know how they have a name slightly off a
silent k Yeah yeah, yeah, that was back in my
vegan days. Okay, Dirk Rib, it's like three rs, go ahead, sorry,
so I Dirksmidly. He's back in this studio working on
an album, and here he is talking about it, really
excited about it's gonna sound pretty different than the current
songs have had out gone and beers on me trying

(31:10):
to draw on some stuff I've done in the past
albums like modern New Drifter, but still give it a
contemporary feel. Now there's no word on when the album's
going to be out, but it's been more than three
years since The Mountain came out, so hopefully it's soon.
I was talking to him about this, Oh, we do
you have inside scoop? I do. I don't know if
I'm allowed to say that. I was breaking him and
I were hanging out. We did the New Year's Show
together basically, and so he does have songs coming first

(31:35):
and probably pretty quickly and then a whole album coming out,
but not for a little bit. Yeah, when y'all were
working together, was that this was like obviously off screen talk. Yeah,
and then but when y'all were on screen theyd y'all
have script that you stuck to or Dirks don't do script,
Dirk says Dirk DRK says all over the place. Um,
and I love him, but no, it's like mostly we'd

(31:58):
have I'd have a bad idea and I would say, oh,
here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna do resolutions for
each other, and here's something that you can say to me,
or you come up with your own and here's I'm
gonna say, probably to you, just so you know. So
you're not shocked, and so I'd kind of guide it,
lined it out, and the one time I didn't before
we went on, he goes, hey, you're the comedy guy.
Tell me what to do here? Like what do you
want to do? Because we're live on National TV and
so Dirks is really funny. But he was also like, hey,

(32:18):
tell me the direction you want to go, because I'll
go there with you. So did he come up with
your chest insult or did you? Did you? I gave him, hey,
you should work out a little more or something like that.
That he modified it his way and made it. Dirk's funny.
That's cool to know that, Yeah, what are you gonna say? No,
I mean, that's what I was curious about, and that
answered it was the banter. Was it scripted? No, not scripted? Organic.

(32:40):
We just kind of talked about what we're gonna talk
about and then did it and he ran his own way.
All right, did it? Yep? I'm Amy. That's my pile.
That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the
good news. Amy. So this guy was backcountry skiing in
Colorado with some friends and his dog when an avalanche

(33:03):
took place and his dog went down with the snow.
So they were searching and searching, and some nearby skiers
saw what was going on. They're like, oh, we can
help search. So everybody starts looking and after a lot
of digging, they finally see Apollo's nose snicking, sticking out
of the snow. Wow, that's crazy. Then they found the dog. Yeah.
If let's say you're a human you're trapping an avalanche.

(33:25):
Let's say you're skiing and it comes over you. What
happens a lot of times is you get flipped around
and you don't know what sides up or down. So
if you're digging, sometimes don't How would you here's a challenge,
here's a question where you yes, okay, how would you
guys figure out which way was up, which way was down?
The light? But if there's a lot you're covered in snow,
all I just feel like something would shine, but I

(33:47):
don't know. If you're covered in five foot of snow,
there's only going to be no light. How would I
figure it out? Like you're trapped right now, there's no light,
you can't see the sun. Is there's some survival thing
about Yeah, yeah, Bear Grylls teach this, No, no, just life.
You have to do with the warmth, like maybe one
side's warmer than the other. No pe genius kind of

(34:14):
but yeah, So if you can't pee, what you do,
let's spit fall out of your mouth and whichever way
it goes. That whichever way it goes, I guess it's
hard to be because you have ski pants only, but
I mean it wouldn't go anywhere right inside your whichever
way the spit fall, it's down the gravity because the
gravity and if you dig the opposite way of your
spit or as Amy said, your pea whatever. Hey, I

(34:36):
was onto something. Survival tip there, pretty great, Thank you.
Anything else on your story, Ammy, Well, just a bunch
of people saw the dog. They buy standers came by,
they started digging, and then eventually Apaula was able to
wiggle free from the snow and he was limping after
the rescue but has since fully recovered. And all of
this was caught on a helmet camera from one of
the skiers. That's pretty cool. I'm surprised they found him. Yeah,
that's awesome. That's what it's all about. Right there, that

(34:59):
was telling me something good. Here's a funny story for you.
Someone confused lunchbox for a homeless guy? What were you doing? Well,
I got a flat tire on the way to work,
and so I pulled into a gas station and I
just parked my car and then I'm just standing in
front of the gas station, like just standing there, and

(35:22):
this guy rolls up. It's a guy, two guys in
a truck. And the guy rolls down the window and
he hands he puts three dollar bills out and goes, man,
this is so embarrassing, like and he's like, here, man,
maybe get somebody. And I was just like, no, no, no no,
Like I'm just standing there and I'm like, are you serious,
he goes I said no, no, no no, he goes, no, man,

(35:44):
like everybody needs help now. And then I was like,
oh my gosh, like this dude, like because I'm just
standing there in front of the gas station, like like,
I mean, I really do look at homeless. I have
a bag on my back, you know, I got my backpack,
I got my unshaven beard, you know. I mean it's
early in the morning, so I probably do. Look my
hair is long and over my ears, so I mean
I guess I looked homeless. And the guy would not

(36:05):
He rolled down the window and you know, stuck out
three dollars, and so I took you did it, Absolutely did.
I was so embarrassed for the first like thirty seconds
of him like insisting that I take the three dollars,
trying to help me get something to eat, like, man,
everybody needs help now. And then and I was like,
you know what, that's a free three dollars. So I

(36:26):
took three dollars, and he's take that three dollars and
give it to the guy that sells the papers on
our corner network. Yeah, yeah, he's awesome. Yeah, great idea. Yeah,
do not. But I'm just saying, I mean, I cannot.
I cannot believe that someone thought I looked at that homeless.
I can't. Yeah, yeah, it's very Actually, yeah, you sold us. Okay,

(36:50):
let's go to Amy and get in the morning. Corny, morning, Corny.
Where's the warmest place in the South Pole? Where's the
warmest place in the South Pole on a map? Where's
the warmest place in the South Pole on a map?
On a map, this is the only place that's warm,

(37:11):
but it's actually there. It's still be the warmest place
in the South Pole. It may still be cold. Well,
but I don't know that far is this funny? I mean,
I feel like I don't know why you laughed. He
was doing I was doing videos. I was and it
just happened sometimes. Sorry, Okay, I thought that one was
so good. Let me ask this question, real question. Is

(37:34):
that the worst one that she's ever done? Mike? It's
not even comedy? I no, Yeah, on a map, hey, Bobby,
where's the warmest place in North Dakota on a map?
Like what? It doesn't even make sense. It doesn't make sense.
That's the worst one you've ever told? Really? Yeah, save this, Mike,
because we want to reference this to really bad one.

(37:56):
That's that's it? Aim, Wow, you want to give us
another one? You just want to go out like that.
I don't know. I have not been on a good
run so and I hope it's not me because did
you do you think it's funny? Anyone anyone want to
vouch for that joke? No? No, Eddy, you didn't laugh.
I did. I'm telling you, man, I was. I was
in another world over here. Eddie was doing his real job.
I want to hear that it's funny. Sorry, Amy, that's right.

(38:18):
Do you want to hit one more now? I mean, no, okay,
there you have it. I keep doing that. That was
the morning Corny. You can't go. But to make that stop?
What's that play? Is that play? I know? I just
what I want to say is, lately I keep I'm
gonna bring some better ones, but I keep bringing ones

(38:40):
that y'all aren't enjoying that I think you will, and
then I give you like three more and it's just
it's just painful every time Catcher losses. When today tomorrow
I'm just letting it go and then yes, tomorrow I'm
bringing the good one. Okay, thank you. I was on
the bike yesterday and I have a screen up, and
I was to football and I don't look at my

(39:01):
fight to really try not look on my phone whenever
I'm riding, and so but like, I only have like
four different services that I can accept alerts from. I
don't have all alerts on. But I got a boom
boom boom boom Bob Sagett died and I was like, wait, what,
I guess one, I don't think of him being that old,
and he wasn't that old, but I don't think of
him being sixty five years old. No. I was shocked

(39:22):
when I saw sixty five, because yeah, we spent our
whole life as kids with him, you know, being thirty five.
But Bob Saget. Danny Tanner on Full House was found
dead in a hotel room in Orlando yesterday. No word
on the cause of death. Police do say there were
no signs of foul play or drug use. He was
sixty five years old. He was in the middle of

(39:43):
a stand up tour. He had just performed the night
before in Jacksonville. He was known as Danny Tanner on
Full House and then Fuller House, which I guess kids
now know him as he was the narrator on How
I Met Your Mother. Oh, I don't think I knew
that he was the dad. Yeah. He was also the
original host of America's Funniest hone Videos, which went on

(40:05):
for eight years, which that was a massive spot, but
it was kind of overshadowed because at the exact same
time he was Dandy Tanner on Full House. But I
used to watch America's Funniest Home Videos before it was
AFV or they had to give a full name. We'd
watch it. We'd get we'd gather around the TV and
we'd watch America's funnies videos. Everybody was tweeting out stuff
obviously because it was so unsuspected. Let's see I posted

(40:28):
on my Instagram. You can go see this if you want.
A couple things about him that I found really interesting.
They were kind of mind blowing. One in nineteen seventy nine,
he went on the Dating Game, that show where they
have a girl in a wall and three guys and
they're trying to win her heart. He won. Oh wow,
And so on my Instagram, mister Bobby Bones, I put
a clip of that up whenever a Full House was

(40:50):
going into pilot, which means that we're going to shoot
one episode and then if the network liked enough, they
would spend more money to shoot a series. Right before pilot,
they went to Bob Sag and they said, we want
you to be Danny Tanner and he said, I can't.
I've taken. He was kind of a host slash correspondent
on the CBS Morning show, which is like Good Morning

(41:10):
America or you know those kind of show, like a
real one. Yeah, yeah, a real one. But he was
kind of funny, but he's kind of a host. And
so they said, okay, well, since you can't do this,
we're gonna go and shoot the show called full House.
So they hired a guy I think his name was
John poses or similar, and so they shot the pilot.
You can see it on YouTube. The pilot A full

(41:31):
House does not have Danny Tanner as the dad. It
has another guy. And so they shot the pilot and
there we're gonna go, and the network was gonna yes
or know it, and Bob Saget got out of a
CBS deal, so the show got greenlit. But then they
still they cut the other guy. Oh wow, that's what
I said. I justice for John where And so then

(41:53):
Bob Saget got the job, but they never showed that
pilot with him not the dad on normal TV. But
it's not like the Vox said. It's in. It's on
YouTube and if you want to see a clip of that,
it's up on my Instagram as well. Mister Bobby Bones,
John Posey is his name, Thank you, John Posey. I
was going from memory there, but yeah, just I mean

(42:14):
with Bob Saget, which was completely unexpected. John Madden unexpected,
but he was older. And Betty White not that it
was expected, but she was ninety nine. We were just
kind of appreciating any time with Betty White. Been kind
of a weird celebrity debt. And when people go, oh
they die in three, well, no, they die in twos
until it's three and then eventually they'll be a four. Right.

(42:37):
But Bob Sackett died yesterday, which was completely weird, and
you know, I didn't know him. I don't, Mike, has
he ever done the show? I don't not in recent history.
I googled Bobby Bones Bob Saget yesterday to see if
he'd ever done the show, and I don't. I don't
know that. No, I think no, for a second, I

(42:58):
thought maybe him. That was mister Belding. Yeah it's different.
That was, I know, very different, but still like I thought, wait,
note different person. Yeah, rest in peace, pop sage. But yeah,
mister Belding came and did a raging idiot show with
Eddie and I and then we had him do some
stuff Dennis Haskins. Yeah he's alive still huh yes, Okay,

(43:19):
well now I'm like a check oh no, yeah, yeah,
you may want to check that. No, but he's been great. Um.
I did also on my Instagram yesterday I did a
tribute to Uncle Phil from Full House, who died in
like two thousand and three, and a few mind blowing
facts about Uncle Phil. He was a Shakespearean actor. He
was a voice of one of the side characters in Aladdin.
He was the voice of Shredder in the cartoon series

(43:40):
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles back in the day when it
was at its biggest, Like Uncle Phil had all these
layers to him. Oh well, he's Shredder. And again I
put a clip up on my Instagram inside of that,
and I actually show a clip up the cartoon and
it's sounds like Uncle Phil about to yell at will.
But as Shredder of the cartoon, his name was James Avery,

(44:01):
so you can see that. But this is about Bob Saget.
Rest in peace, Bob Saget. I watched Full House every Friday.
I mean Full House was the coolest show whenever I
was young. It doesn't seem cool now because it's very
soft and safe, but that was most too. That was
network television. TGF ruled. You had Full House, you had
step by Step, you had Family Matters, you had dinosaurs

(44:24):
for a while, I mean step by Step was awesome. Um,
and they all had the same song Too Kind of
Matters was awesome, but full House was king dailing of
all t g if Rest in Peace, Bob Saget's sixty
five years old Boy Meets World. Hang on, mister Cooper.
Oh God, that was a leg Yeah, hang on, Miss

(44:47):
Cooper was awesome. All right, you guys can call us
if you would like. Eight seven seven seventy seven, Bobby,
that's our phone number. We would love to take your calls.
We'd love to have a conversation with you about whatever
it is. You have a question or comment about the show,
We'll take it. There was the headline. A mom allegedly
stuffed her son to the trunk because he blank Amy,

(45:09):
you said it was bad cut out, Yeah, Edie, you
said he was annoying his crap. Yeah. Do you guys
want to do that with your kids? I'm annoying? Why
are you both twinking? Ay Ay Texa's mother faces criminal
charges after she allegedly stuffed her thirteen year old son
to the trunk of her car because he tested positive

(45:29):
for COVID nineteen Oh she didn't want to get exposed.
Sarah Beam allegedly packed up her son and took him
through a drive through Coronavirus Testing Center in Houston January third.
Witnesses report hearing noises coming from the back of Beam's
vehicle when she pulled up to the tinted testing center.

(45:49):
The health service director at the site said, Hey, open
your trunk, and in there was the kid. She said
she was trying to keep him isolated, so she throw
them in the old trunk. The Cyprus Fairbanks id Police
departments that a warrant was issued for beams arrest Friday
on child endangerment charges. I got that story from the

(46:10):
New York Post. I mean I kind of laughed in
the beginning because it seems so ridiculous. But the more
you read, the more my heart just broke for that
thirteen year old kid. I mean, how would you have
done in that situation? Put a mask on? And I've
been in that situation, and I put a mask on,
and I take my kid and they get tested and
then we figure it out, Like, I'm not gonna isolate

(46:31):
her in a trunk. What if the kid was like,
I'm thirteen, Mom, put me in the trunk. I'm okay.
I still wouldn't because then I would be like, well,
you're not gonna be able to be buckled up. That's
not safe. Like, I'm the adult, I have to make
the choice for the thirteen year old when you get
them in the back seat, mom, Yeah, with a mask
and put up a little partition in the middle. So
if you have to get a blanket overall, And how

(46:51):
about she makes the news Now, that's humiliating. Sometimes we
read these stories, we're like, ah, that's kookie, but that's
really somebody. Oh I know. That's why. The more you
read I was like, oh man, this is a real
parent child relationship. And is she making other poor decisions
for her child or I will say to that for sure,
Well I just decision. You got a whole basket of them.

(47:14):
I'm holding out hope that COVID has made people crazy
and that this is a COVID crazy moment. Okay, let's
do what's the HAPs a, what's the heck? I will
start with you because speaking of COVID crazy moments, I
got a text from boy Caitlin got a text from
you yesterday because we were talking about it. She's like,
Amy's gotta go get COVID tested. She thinks they have COVID. Yeah, Well,

(47:37):
I was trying to think of the people that we
had been around, and I was like, well, I guess
they're better. Let people know that I've had a headache
for like thirty six hours and my daughter has one
hundred and one point one fever. Let's go, Oh my gosh,
put her on the trunk. So I immediately assumed we
were positive for COVID. Got some at home tests from

(48:00):
another friend and tested them and we were negative. But
something about me, me administering the test just made me
feel like, I don't know if I did this right.
We have to have COVID. My head is pounding, she's
got this high fever. What else could it be? So
I go to get a more professional test, and so
we get in the car and we drive and we

(48:21):
go get the test negative. So I don't know. Next
day she woke up, no fever, Good to go. I
my headache was gone. Sounds like carbon monoxide poisoning. I
have no idea. Yeah, I'm just diagnosing stuff. That's so
we had a COVID scare in our home. But you're
both feeling better now. Thankfully we're better, and we were
totally negative twice twice in like three hours. So we

(48:43):
have some more rapid tests, and so I told Caitlin
tell Amy we have rapid tests, and she's like, they're
already rapidited. If that's a term now it is, Yeah,
I rapidated, But I didn't trust myself. Well, thumbs up
that you don't have COVID, thank you, I know it.
Thumbs up. Not that you wouldn't have been okay, but
you wouldn't have been able to work. Honestly, I thought, oh,
that's because I've been saying I haven't gotten it. I'm

(49:05):
trying to knock on wood all the time because I
haven't gotten it for whatever reason in the last two years.
But I also I kind of just wanted it because
then I don't want that for other people. But in
our household, I think we would be fine. So I
want to just get it and then get the antibodies
and then we just move on, at least in our
household for a little while at least. Where do you

(49:27):
stand right now on I don't know I'm getting it. Well,
just everyone's always like, what's your stance on COVID. I'm like, well,
it sucks. I hate not they want to do stuff. Yes,
it's awful. My stances, I'm vaccinated, my stances, vaccine and
then live your life open door, wide, open, runt of
the Hallway. John Mayer song scream. I have started to

(49:49):
wear my mask more again, but that's just being I think.
Maybe I'm wanting to just if I see other people
in a mask, try to just give them comfort. Obviously,
even though I got COVID negative, COVID negative right in
a row, we went to run some errands right after,
and I was like, well, either way, my daughter still
just had one hundred and one fever, So I'm just
gonna wear a mask in case I'm spreading a different

(50:10):
type of virus. Well before COVID I was full mask. Anyway,
I'll get on an airplane wear a mask. People be like,
what's up with this? Weirdo? And I loved it, but
now everybody I want, I want to wear one at all.
Try to go the opposite way. Okay, thank you, Amy, Hey,
what's the heck? Uh my? What's the halfs is? Caitlin
and I were gonna go away this weekend and we

(50:31):
had the biggest snowstorm, you know since the eighteen hundreds
where we live, and we weren't. We were just snowed in,
and so her parents were here. We hung out with
them for a day and they left. But we had
had some plans to kind of get away, but we
weren't able to do it. So we played a bunch
of cards, I played a good amount of Madden, watch
some football, and we just kind of hung out but

(50:52):
a little disappointing. Weren't able to get away. Oh yeah,
for sure. Um, but this Saturday, I'm going to Orlando.
Oh not with her. It's not at a Disney No, no, no,
I'm going to speak at a convention, like a corporate thing.
So that's warm. Yeah, I'm only gonna go for like
ten hours, but that's that's a warm ten hours. But
that was it. It's snowed like crazy. I did see
a story too about all the snow where on Thursday

(51:15):
and Friday where we live, people stayed home from work
in school because the roads were snowy and icy. But
health coworkers couldn't do that because and there was a
jeep club that hopped in and said, hey, whoever needs
to get picked up, let us know in the jeep
club kind of went out and oh that's awesome. I
love that. Yeah, because so much was just shut down

(51:35):
on Friday, I felt pretty manly too during the snow
and ice storm because we have an suv, it's Caitlin's
suv that we're not scared to go out and drive
in the ice or snow. And so I'm driving and
we would come across people stuck and I got out.
Here's the old muscle you push someone? Oh multiple people? Nice? Yeah, wow,
we're so shocked. Sorry, are you feeling okay today? And

(51:57):
my shoulder is I told Eddie we were just talking about,
you know, playing golf, and I have I've had an
injured shoulder flights past a year and a half from
doing breaking bobby bones. And it's finally better. I'm pushing cars.
Some girl was stuck outside the Kroger parking lot and
so we parked and Kaitlin and I both got out
a boom there it went. Car drove off. She was like,

(52:17):
thank you kind so I drove off. It's doing your deed.
She probably got stuck a mile down the road. But
you know what, for a minute, it was all good. Hey,
I'm not a hero. Stop calling me a hero. Yeah,
no one called me one. Alright, alright, now that explains it.
Do you have a little voices in your head, guys,
stop calling me a hero. I'm trying to do the show,

(52:39):
all right. Hey, what's the hash? Eddie? Oh? Man? I
mean it was huge my Dallas Cowboys. They're in the
playoffs in the NFL, and I can't believe it. Like
I have not said a single word all season long
about the Cowboys because they always ruin it. Guys, we
have a big chance to go to the super Bowl
because they are in the playoffs, and I'm so excited.
It's a long way to go. Well, of course, but

(53:01):
you're mentioning it now, so did you just dang? I
didn't think about that. Well. I also, Amy's been saying
she's not gonna get COVID or hasn't got COVID. But
that's not what you're knocking on. Some kind of fake
I don't even know what this is. Does it work? No?
It is wood under here, under this or micah a
what's the heck? All right, let's box man. Let me

(53:23):
tell you the snow. We don't see snow very often,
so I mean everybody goes crazy in the snow. We
go to the park, we're throwing snowballs. So to the
lady that I hit her eleven or twelve year old kid.
I'm sorry. I know I'm not supposed to throw kids
in an eleven year old snowballs. I was throwing it
at my kid. Your kid ran in front of it.
I apologize, and she got a little upset at me,
but hey, it's just a snowball. Calm down, a snowball out, Yeah,

(53:45):
I'm down. Wait or did you save that to yell
this on air or did you say that to her?
I said a tour but she got she was like,
excuse me, what do you think You're throwing snowballs at
my kid? And I'm like, he ran right in front
of it, and I was like, it's just a snowball.
And he ran as I'm throwing it at my three
year old and it hit him in the back. I mean,
come on, all right, lady, it's just snow. It's just

(54:11):
what's the heck, it's time for the good news. On
Christmas morning, these two nineteen year old hikers decided to
go to a mountain in Eugene, Oregon to go hiking
for the week. So they go, and they were expected
to be back by December twenty ninth, which is just

(54:31):
four days later, and nothing the family, here's nothing from him.
Here comes the New Year's Eve and the family's like, okay,
they're supposed to be back like two days ago. We
have to do something. So they call the authorities. They say,
all right, we'll go on New Year's Day, send a
helicopter and we'll go look for him. And these guys
wrote s OS in the snow in huge, huge, huge letters,

(54:52):
and the helicopter found him right away. They're like, well,
there they are, and they said that's the one thing, like,
let's get this out. If you're stranded somewhere in big
letters SOS, and we'll find you. Because you think needle
in a haystack, go to the mountain. Where are these guys?
And if you p in that SOS, it's yellow and
it's not just white, it's a lot of pure Do
you know what SOS means? I thought it was like, no,

(55:15):
what does the sol ohl means? Clank out of love?
What do you think SOS means stranded out somewhere? That's interesting,
stranding out something. It actually means strength of schedule. Strength
in Arkansas has the hardest strength of schedule every single
year in football. Okay, okay, that's why you use it

(55:35):
as a sports sports. Uh, but strength is so os.
I don't think it means anything, right, Mike, Like, it's
like it's save our ship or save our souls? Oh
save yeah, so it does mean So it does mean something,
I guess, not strength of schedule a little, did I know?
I thought it was just something people wrote that really
had no meaning except help. Yeah, and it's not sol either.

(55:57):
Unless you are SOL, then you can write I'm so
help uzz save our souls huh yep, save our ship yep. Both. Okay,
there are cool. Hey, good story, Thank you. That's what
it's all about. That was tell me something good. Hey,
thank you guys for hanging out with us. Why don't
we go over let's see. I have a lot of

(56:18):
calls mackenzie and Ohio is online. One she'd been waiting patient,
Lenny Mackenzie, thank you so much for calling the Bobby
Bones Show. What's happening? Good morning, studio. I feel like
we should slow back. Good morning. Hey. Um, I just
want to thank you Bobby. So we're like just doing

(56:38):
what you do because I am a wedding photographer here
in Ohio and yesterday I got an inquiry and I
have like a little section that says, why do you
want to work with me? And they said because they
saw my bio or like my about page on my website,
and I said that I am a Sailor Bobby Bone
show listener. And she's like, I had to inquire because

(56:59):
you were a bat you birth and I was like,
I just would you say thank you? Because you guys
are so awesome. Oh that's awesome. I'd love to hear it.
So someone's gonna hire you. That's also a show listener
to come and so you can't mess up. That's what
I hear. You gotta do it, McKenzie. Listen, my reputation
is to stake here. You gotta do a great job,
all right, exactly. I also want to say to um.

(57:21):
Do you remember the um the voicemail left that said
that the person who thinks it's funny when you burp
on the Coach Show, pretty show a long time ago. Yes,
but that was me. So I'm like always going to
stick up for you. So I just had to thank you.
You know, I've stopped a lot of that burping. Yeah,
you've grown up. No, No, I try to just drink

(57:42):
carbonated beverages. Oh that's what. It's pretty much it though, McKenzie. Congratulations,
thank you for sharing that story. If I love the
B Team, they make our job easier. They are so
giving generous whenever we are like, hey, let's do something
for somebody else. Just if you listen to the show
and you want to make a different you're automatically a
B Teamer. Like that's what it's about. People say, how

(58:02):
do I join the B Team? Well, if you'd like to,
you are the end. So thank you very much, mackenzie.
Have a great week. Thank you for calling. All right, bye.
I wish I could burp, like to time that out perfectly,
but no. Alright, time for the news. Let's go Bobby's story.
All right, this guy got eleven doses of the vaccine

(58:25):
and it wasn't so he could be paid to get
people cards. He said, when he got vaccinated, he had
some crazy joint issues that started to feel better. So
then he's like, let me get vaccinated again, so I
got better side effect that benefited him. You shouldn't do this.
But he got eleven doses of the COVID vaccine. He says,
he feels great and it's the only it's the only

(58:47):
time he felt like this, it felt this good. Well,
that's amazing. I gotta tell you. If I was getting
it and something was like if i'd like chronic nick
pain and the vaccine helped me, I'd be sneaking into
My name is Wan right then I would be worried
about what else is going to happen to me if not,
if my neck pain was killing me like forever. Yeah, yeah,
but don't do this. This is from some website called

(59:09):
Eastern Eye. He's sixty five years old, a retired postman.
The jabs had helped him get rid of aches and
pains and to stay healthy, he said. He added he
had not suffered any adverse effects, but if you get
this yourself, you probably will. Eleven of them, you'll probably
have some sort of adverse effect. And I don't even
know that, but I'm just guessing. California school is locked

(59:30):
down over an umbrella. Things got crazy at Passo Robles
High School on Friday when a student brought a large
umbrella to school. Another student who apparently never saw one before,
reported a student carrying a gun to school officials. Police recalled.
The lockdown happened, and surveillance video showed it was an umbrella.
It was embarrassing, but police say, if you see anything

(59:52):
suspicious reported, I'd rather be safe than sorry. But what
grade did you say? From Ksby High School? Oh? High school?
Because you say they never saw them. Maybe it was
an umbrella, because some umbrellas do look like they could
be gun shaped. Yeah, I don't think I would confuse
unless it was like, uh, you know, an oozy shaped umbrella.

(01:00:13):
There's a lot of those. Yeah, I don't think I
would be confused. But I mean even just holding an
umbrella kind of looks like a gun. Yeah, sure, I
guess not really, I'm just trying. I don't think the
kid had anything bad in his mind, all right. Next up,
twelve year old girl who earned her high school diploma
at age nine graduates from college with a four point
gpa wow, becoming the youngest ever person to get a

(01:00:36):
degree from her Florida school. She's from Western Florida. She
graduated from Broward College and Fort Lauderdale with an associates
degree on December fifteenth, after earning a four point GPA.
The preteen was nine when she got her high school
diploma and passed the state's post secondary education Readiness test.
At age ten, she took classes. At age twelve, she

(01:00:56):
got her associates. She will continue her education in this
ring at the University of Florida, where she studies computer programming, chemistry,
and biology. That's from the Daily Mail. That's awesome. I'm
jealous of that. Yeah, I mean yes, but also no,
I'm jealous. I wish that were me. Oh you do, yeah,
wish that were me. Now, Webb, you're smart, so I
like that, though, like the high school experienced the college experience,

(01:01:20):
like she'll be, you know, fourteen and in the real world.
I'm gonna tell you some about the high school experience.
In the college experience, oh verray tid Oh okay, it
wasn't very cool for me. Yeah, I mean you're working
all the working. When you're working when you're high school
and you're smaller than everybody else and you're getting pounded,
or when college you're working the whole time. Yeah, okay.
I'd rather been six fair and graduated Harvard. That would

(01:01:45):
have been awesome. The seventy ninth the annual Golden Globes happen,
but they weren't on TV, they weren't even streaming. They
just had it and then announced the winners on social media.
Why didn't they do? They're like dinner, um that they do.
There was controversy over the lack of diversity and also
unethical behavior I remember reading also COVID didn't help. I
don't know that it is WHYAT shut it down. But
Best Drama went to Power of the Dog. We almost

(01:02:08):
watched this on Netflix. It's a Western Mike, did you
like it? I liked it a lot. Benedict Cumberbatch, Yeah,
it's on now. Yeah, Krison nuts in it. Yeah. I'm
not a big Western guy, neither of mine. But you
you watched what do you give it? It's a slow burn,
but after all I watched it four out of five. Wow,
that's big. The Power of the Dog. It's on Netflix, right, Yeah.

(01:02:31):
Best Actress and a Drama Nicole Kidman from Being the Ricardos,
which I thought she was a great. Best Actor in
a Drama, Will Smith for King Richard Over in the
TV Side of Things, Best Drama Series Succession and co
signed that Best Musical or Comedy Series Hacks with Jean Smart.
I like that. She also won for Best Actress in

(01:02:52):
a Musical or Comedy Series. I thought we weren't calling
actors actresses anymore in the categories they still do. We'll
pick one. Man, I'm confused because I'm like, well, she's
a heck of an actress. Oh, don't say that. Well, no,
it's just the right ear confused. Uh, that's all. I'll
care to mention the best actor in a musical comedy
series with two Jason sidekis there. You go? All right,

(01:03:15):
that's a lot, but that's the news. Bobby's story on
the phone is Riley and Georgia. Riley, you're fourteen years old.
Thank you for calling. What do you want to say? So? Um?
I just had an idea for um, since Eddie made

(01:03:36):
his kid eat Blogey sandwiches because his grades weren't good,
that every time he loses a game he should have
to eat a Balogney Standley as punishment for losing the
game as his meal. Yeah. Well, and I love the idea.
I think there should be some sort of and Riley

(01:03:57):
have put me onto something here. I think when we
start to punish Eddie for things, because we all get
punished in weird ways, it should be by Belogni sandwich.
I don't think it's if you lose a game because
that you're volunteering to play right, and people are starting
to hold that against you, that you're winning a lot
of games. But if Eddie does something like doesn't watch
a movie he's told to watch for homework, or is late,

(01:04:18):
his punishments all for twenty twenty. Punishment for being late
is you get sent home. I know, but when he
comes back. But when he comes back, his punishments will
be for all twenty twenty two. Mike writes us down, Okay,
any punishment Freddie will be eating blown sandwiches. Okay, and
not to because it's me that we're talking about, and
I shouldn't be, you know, adding to this punishment. But
it should be like a week of belowny sandwiches, because

(01:04:38):
that that's what was tough for my kid. Not one,
no, no no no, but it might be like five in
a row here like in one sense. Yes, yes, yeah,
that's crazy. So for the year, your punishments will be
blowny sandwich Okay, but that's a great idea, Riley. We
appreciate your calling and kind of sharing that with us.
You're OK, do you have school today? Um? I'm homeschooled,

(01:05:02):
so I'm not really getting my work right. Now, what's
your favorite subject um probably history. M hmm. Okay, and
her grade starts suffering. She should eat blowny sandwiches. No Roman,
no team rileyho Okay yeah, Riley, thank you for calling
and I hope you have an awesome day. Thank you,

(01:05:25):
all right, see you later. Let's see Jacob and North
Carolina's on the phone. Hey, Jacob, thank you for calling
the Bobby Bones Show. What's going on with you? Morning studio?
Martin Morning Studio? He does it again? Sorry, I phone

(01:05:45):
did so. I heard you guys talking on the news.
But a while ago about the whole shutdown school in
North here in California because of the umbrella. Yeah, I
uh my university about ten twelve years ago of nearby
security camera caught a an umbrella on a camera nearby

(01:06:06):
campus and the entire campus in schools nearby shut down
and police swarmed the entire downtown area and they finally
released a footage on social media and the news of
the umbrella guy. And it was just a student who
was in a classroom at and when the science ulting

(01:06:27):
I think, and he finally was like called the police
and way, hey, that was just me and my umbrella
walking to campus. Did it look like a gun from
the footage. I mean, the camera was kind of blurry,
but I think they're being more safe and sorry. People
described it as like a shotgun, but it turns out,

(01:06:49):
I mean they even posted pictures with them later it
was just a old fashioned umbrella, and the old fashioned
kind of gets you. Yeah, I know. Again, I think
it's probably hyper vigilance, which I'm grateful for at times,
and this is probably a time when there are a
lot of school shootings. Yea, And I can see how
an umbrella from afar, if you have a stigmatism, maybe

(01:07:11):
a little near sighted this and you're turned backward can
look like a gun. Jacob, I appreciate that. Thank you
for the call. Man, Hey, would you hit us with
one more morning studio? I'd love to go three for
three please? Yeah, alright, go piratesh pirates any baseball people, Okay,

(01:07:37):
Oh yeah, that's right. That's just rooting for pirates in general.
Out on the open seat, because there are those I
want to I don't want to coasline that one. Here's
Lunchbox going out in the streets. He wants to know
how long you can say Happy New Year? Every question
this comes up and nobody really has an official answer.
Lunchbox went out and talk to people to see how
they felt about the use of Happy New Year. Here

(01:07:58):
we go, here's number one. Happy New Year, man, Happy
New Year. Now. I got a question for you. I
got a question for you. At what point do we
stop saying Happy New Year? I don't know. I really
don't know. But what do you feel is appropriate? At
any time you encounter somebody knew in them up in January,
you tell them all Happy New Year. For the first
time today I did appreciate with my servers and I
was like, Hey, if I haven't told you Happy New Year, okay,

(01:08:19):
so you'll say all the way through January, it's okay
to say Happy New Year. I think that's fair. But
once we hit February, okay, it's expired. All right, Thank you, Matt.
Take care of y'all, because once February hits, it's have
you Valentine's Day right to everybody you see, I do
use Happy New Year now. Just in the end of emails.
I got a text yesterday Hey from someone I haven't

(01:08:40):
heard and heard from a long time. Hey, Happy New Year.
How's it going. It was the bridge into communicating so
I don't say it in human form anymore, but I
will write, Oh, I hope you having a happy New Year,
so text an email. Yeah, I think we're down to
just things you write, things you say, maybe not so much.
Here's the next one question for you. When did you

(01:09:02):
stop staying Happy New Year? Is it too late in
the year already? I don't know. I am not the
authority on social customs, that's for sure. I don't know.
I didn't know if it's awkward because it's already, you know,
eight nine days in the new year. I'm really awkward
because I'm as far as I didn't know. Go ahead
and do it, all right, thank you. Nat. Also is awkward.
She didn't want that job now. But also I wouldn't

(01:09:23):
want someone coming in with a microphone while I'm working.
Lunchbox always goes after people working in restaurants too. Is
that because they're just available? Lunchbox always there. Yeah. They
can't go anywhere like they're stuck. They have to talk
to you, like people just like walking down the street
for a walk. No, no, get away from me. These
people have to give give customer service, so they're easy
to talk to. All right. Here's the next clip, when
don't we stop saying Happy New Year? Bobbably okay fifteen,

(01:09:50):
so like happy okay? After that, it's a little weird. Yeah,
all right, so you're you're your your judgment is the fifteenth.
I'm always like, I don't know when you can say
Happy New Year. I mean you until the end of
the summer. Yeah, well yeah, okay, what interesting, like the
whole year? You should do this again in like July,
but you just go say happy New Year to people

(01:10:11):
say they say it back back in the middle of summer.
Happy here? Hey, can I just to see if they
say at anytime? All right, thank you, lunchboxing. Okay, let
me explain to you what happened. There's a woman she's
done an airplane. In the seat ahead of her, she
sees someone on their phone. She can see the screen
of what they're typing. The person writes on their screen

(01:10:32):
as they're texting a friend the following quote, we have
COVID dot dot dot sh that's why we're returning home
a day early. We're on the plane now, now, well
go ahead. Your mouth is wide open. I am shocked.
That's rude, irresponsible. I don't even know what to do.

(01:10:52):
At this point, because you're already on the plane exposing everybody.
I hate to have you kicked off, but well, the
internet has split people that are mad at the girl
because she's spying on someone's phone. Okay, No, I've seen
people's phones on the plane before. I'm not spying. Someone
accused me of COVID on a plane once on their phone.
It didn't feel good. I was coughing. And then the

(01:11:16):
girl next me texted someone else on the plane that
I guess was her friends like girl next to me
as COVID. Uh, And I was like, excuse me, No,
I don't did you say something? No, I didn't say anything,
but I didn't know. It was like lunchbox with the
snowballs earlier. It didn't say anything, yeah, lady. Well so yeah,
that's that. You can't be mad at that. Some people
are saying she saw the girl spying and they don't

(01:11:38):
know this. They're just they're creating a story in their head.
She saw the girl spying on her text and then
wrote I have COVID just to freak her out. But
I don't think that's something you would write. I'll freak
somebody out because I could get you in trouble too.
I would just like move my phone away so she
couldn't see it. What would you do? Honestly, you're one
row behind her, by the way, that's how you saw
her phone. I guess I maybe just tap her on

(01:12:01):
the shoulder. Oh, I don't want to touch her. Yeah,
by the way, you're not tapping anybody. Amy. Let's not
act like you're all confrontational with somebody. You would be
the story on a plane or somebody gets in a fight.
We'd have our own story. No, I'm not going to
be confrontational about it. I would be kind and I
would say, excuse me, did you just say that you
have COVID. I'm gonna be her. I'm gonna be her.

(01:12:24):
Go go. I'm sorry. Did you just say that you
have COVID? I didn't say that out loud, but you
said it on your tech. Why are you looking at
my phone? I couldn't hear danger. You have large fun
She just touched me. And then and then the flight
attendant comes over and it's like, what is all this about? Well,
I just saw that this person texted they have COVIDE

(01:12:48):
them about it. There's a question. Stay calm because if
the flight attendant goes, is that true? And they delay
the flight? Would you rather fly with someone who says
they have COVID that's the thing, they're already on the
plane her, or get to your place on time and
risk it would get my blaze on. They've already contaminated

(01:13:08):
my space. So if I get it, I get it.
That's why. If they get kicked off, that's yes, that's annoying.
But still I'm frustrated. And you can't do that. You can't.
You know people have done it too. I mean, obviously
this happened, but you can't. Why would you get on
a plane if you know you're positive you gotta get home?
I don't care. I wonder if you're in a hotel
if you get COVID, if they cover the cost, we

(01:13:28):
have to pay for your own well the time ten days,
and you don't you don't have the money to do Yeah,
I wondered that. I don't know. I'm sure someone out
there has been through it thro COVID. Yeah a lot.
I mean millions that scenario, because if you're in a
hotel on vacation and you have enough to go on
this vacation, but you don't have enough to say ten
more days in a hotel if it's you know, one
hundred bucks a night, two hundred bucks a night, and

(01:13:50):
you're like, up, you have COVID. Where do you isolate?
I go to cheaper hotel? Do they pay for it?
I mean, I don't know that the stout you jump
out of this credit card before you, I don't know.
I don't know, because what's she supposed to do? Probably
just get home. So that's the story. You would, but
you would say something you just said you would in
my mind, I would, right now, that's what I would do.
But honestly, I wouldn't cause a scene. Here's idea. Put

(01:14:13):
my head in my shirt wrap. It would duct tape
that they have because they have to duct tape a
lot of people for being crazy. And then I would
get it. I don't get it. That's right. Shown up
to day, this story comes up from Clark County, Oregon.
Police couldn't figure out who kept breaking into local convenience
store and stealing all the tobacco products. Then one night

(01:14:35):
they arrived to the scene, broken window, cigarettes all gone.
Oh wait it had snowed recently. Footprints Dude, dude, dude,
dude led right to a house two blocks away. Two
teenagers arrested. That's funny. It gets them every time they
left their tracks in the show. That's like something on
a cartoon, like Inspector Gadget or something. All Right, I'm lunchboxed.

(01:14:56):
That's your bone head story of the day. It's the
good News countdown, counting down the biggest good news stories
across the last I'm interested to hear how you feel
about this Amy number three. A couple in Minnesota named
Craig and Vanessa Lynch got married last month. Now, a

(01:15:16):
clip from their ceremony is going viral because Vanessa delivered
vows to Craig's son, nine year old Henry and promised
to be the best step mom ever. Here's a clip
from her vows. I promised to love you as if
you were and lastly, I promise I'll be the best
play for your dad. And I promised to be the
best step Oh well, I think that's amazing. Yeah, I

(01:15:37):
also think the editor needs to not put the words
behind her talking. The piano was allowed and somebody's going,
oh yeah, I love the idea of about the audio.
We could use a little work on. A twenty three
year old named Melanie graduated from the University of Texas
at San Antonio last month, and so did her eighty
eight year old grandfather. He'd always wanted to get his degree,

(01:15:59):
so they enrolled together. They'd already graduated from community college
together back in twenty seventeen, but they just hit up
UTSA and they both have their degree again. He's eighty
eight and he comes to college. Great, that's awesome, All right,
let's go on. A sixteen year old kid in Texas
named Jonathan Frederick's spent a year working at Chick fil
A so he could buy a car. He paid ten

(01:16:20):
grand for a guy's Mazda Suv, but then it got
repoed last year because the guy didn't actually own it.
Oh no, So he ended up with no car and
no money. But luckily a dealership called Frank Kent Motor
Company heard about it and stepped up to hell. They
gave him a Kia Soul Suv to replace it. It
looks like, by just mean looking at the pictures, that

(01:16:41):
might actually be better than the one he had. But
how about that You save up and they take it,
You're like, it ain't your car? What did that guy
give him? Like? Did he give him a title, or
he's a construction paper. They said, it's yours. The good
news countdown, all right, thank you, have a great, great,
great rest of your Monday. We'll see you tomorrow. Bobby

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