Bobby’s Last Romantic Gesture + April Fool's Day 'Fact Or Fool' Game + Lunchbox And Wife Now Sleeping In Separate Beds

Bobby reveals the last romantic gesture he did for his fiancé Caitlin. We celebrate April Fool’s Day with a game that we learn about things we all once believed were true. Lunchbox shares why he and his wife are sleeping in separate beds…along with the evidence.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:11):
What's happening? Welcome to Thursday Show, Good morning studio. Morning.
Thank you guys everybody listening. Just appreciate you. I was
watching the story this morning, and so a teenager was
hit by a van, which stinks, and they were about
to take his organs out and donate them. But right
before they did that, he started breathing on his own,
and he like woke up right before they started taking

(00:31):
his organs out. What this is like a funeral sometimes
when they're like, yep, uncle Benny, he died. All of
a sudden, he starts twitching when he's in a box.
In a heartwarming case of it ain't over till it's over,
the story reads, their son Lewis Roberts, has made a
truly miraculous recovery. He was strugg by a van while
walking down a road on March thirteenth. Just a few

(00:53):
days later, doctor said, hey, he had brainstem death. Essentially
he's passed away. So the family goes, well, we want
to donate his organs, so they schedule the surgery. Right
before the surgery, he started breathing on his own. All
of a sudden, they notice him going and he's slowly

(01:17):
getting better now They've even started a fundraising effort. So
far there have been a few thousand bucks to get
back on his feet. How nuts is that the doctor
said he's dead. They put it on the old Apple calendar.
What we'll take his organs at this point of the day,
and then he starts breathing. That is wild? Is accept

(01:39):
expected to be like make it fully recover? How they
just keep saying he's continuing to show signs of improvement. Anyway,
I thought that story was wild. Um, I do want
to talk about this too as we start the show.
Eddie not always known for as a big idea guy.
Would you say that? I mean, I don't know what
that means, but I would say you're not. However, I'm
gonna give you a little credit here. I would say

(02:01):
Eddie's not a big idea a guy. He doesn't have
like oh we should do this, this would be good
for the show, or this would be a big segment.
He Eddie just shows up and says witty things back.
That's well, your real job is to edit videos and
run cameras. But I think you're the funniest person on
the show because you are the quickest witted, and I
think you and I have the funniest conversations that being said,

(02:23):
You're not the big idea a guy, However, you have
a big idea that I think you're onto something here. Now.
I've been kind of telling people, Hey, if you're gonna
get big on TikTok, you have to find your lane.
Don't just goofy dance. Nobody cares. Everybody does that. So
I told Eddie just opened boxes on TikTok. People have
watched that, you know, I've kind of I've kind of
taken mind where you know, i'd tell stories from inside

(02:44):
country music, things that have happened to me, and also
do kind of what the New York Post did with
blind items. But Eddie has come up with the way
for Lunchbox to be a TikTok star, and I think
it's a pretty good idea. Has he told you yet, Lunchbox? No,
what does he want me to do? Eddie? Take it away? Okay.
So I'm just gonna preface by saying that I've been
thinking a lot about this because it's just been on
my mind trying to figure out TikTok. And there are

(03:06):
so many things that you can do on there perfectly
for lunchbox, though, it would be walking the streets looking
in garbage cans wherever, finding food that's like half eaten,
or like a can that still has a little bit
of beer left in it, and then drink or eat
the rest of it. So you want him eating food
from the garbage from restaurants anywhere. Bones Like if you're

(03:26):
at a hotel and you're walking the hallway and you
see somebody's leftover room service, You're like, all right, here's
some toast. Let's try that. I would follow that person, right,
I would be grossed out, but I would follow that person.
I will go, what's lunchbox out to today? I wonder
where he is, And then all of a sudden, he's

(03:46):
outside of AMC Movie Theater and he's like, I'm going in,
let's see what we find under the seats. And then
he's under the seats. Looks like somebody didn't need all
their milk duds. That guy, man, that's crazy. I mean
I've done that. I mean listen eating food like I
found cotton candy under seats at baseball games. Eat it.

(04:07):
You know, things like that, that's no big deal. But
trash cans, like if it's on the ground. I'm okay
with it. The trash can is what kind of weirds
me out? You if there was food sitting outside of
someone's hotel room, like half eating room, I've done that.
He wouldn't that be great, bunch? You gotta do this. Oh,
I've done it off Denny's tables, like when they leave
their food and they just leave food there, just reach

(04:28):
over and grab like a cheeseburger. Say there's a half
eating cheeseburger. He just says, should I eat this? TikTok
watch this and he eats it. Yeah, that's what you
gotta do. Hey, Eddie for your new lane. Enough for
the dopey dances. Let's go, let's eat some food. Oh man, Eddie,
thank you for the idea. Mansider me your first follow

(04:48):
when you get that out. Wow, I guess I gotta
go look for some food on the street today. Look
at me anywhere? Oh yeah, I mean there's probably food
in the break room, right, that's just like an entry
level Like here's a half beating no nut from the
guy that works at the rock station. Uh yeah, I
mean I got a good stomach. I can eat food.
I like food, and free food is even better. So

(05:10):
I mean, it sounds kind of interesting. Think about that,
all right. Don't say Eddie never did anything for you.
That's right now, Bones, Do I get a cut from
the money he makes on TikTok? No, he's not gonna
make any money. And then you're not, what where's my
cut from you opening box boxes? Yeah? And I have
even opened your mail so yeah, you're right. Why aren't
you not opening any more boxes? By the way, I
got one today I'm opening. Dude. You need to open
a box every day, Bones, there are there aren't enough boxes.

(05:33):
I'm trying. You know my name, that's that's a loser language. Wow.
You know. My next thing always to call my friends
like and just be like, hey, can I come by
and open a box? Yeah? Go buy Eddie, that's your lane,
go places and open boxes. Hey see, if John Party
has any boxes that I need to open, I'll just
go buy there and open them. It is time to
open up the mail bag and get something we call

(05:59):
bobbies mailed. Yeah, all right. From a teenager that emails
the show. He writes, Hello, Bobby Bones, my name is Evan.
I'm fourteen years old. I just got my school learners
permit and a two months I get my learners, which
means I can drive to school by myself. But my
parents are not warmed up to the idea of me
driving by myself, but they let me drive with them
all the time. My question is, how can I ask

(06:21):
them to drive without making them mad? At what age
did you start driving yourself to school? Thanks Evan in Arkansas.
I got my permit at fourteen, and so a lot
of people didn't get there until fifteen and a half,
depending what state they were in. So people told me
that I was like, you guys had a wait a
year and a half to get to permit. What do
you get permit? Win? I got my learners from it
at fifteen, and I didn't start driving till a sixteen.

(06:43):
I didn't get my learners permit at all. I just
got my license at sixteen, really yep. And then and
then my dad bought me a car, and I couldn't
drive it till I was eighteen, even though you had
a license to sixteen? Correct? Why because they didn't trust me?
Really bought your car? You can drive? It was a
cool Jeep too. It's also I get to look at
it but couldn't drive it while I was fourteen, I
was driving, probably a little more than I should have been,
mostly for necessity. You know. My mom had an old,

(07:06):
beat up Subaru that I ended up taking later, and
sometimes I just had to go to the store and
so I would just drive by myself. I think I
had to grow up a bit quicker than most people,
so I'm not going to compare my situation to yours.
And I probably wasn't even as responsible as I was,
and at fourteen I was very responsible. I don't think
I was ready to drive because of me, but because

(07:27):
of all of the people on the road too, Like
people are still idiots, And I'm gonna have to side
with your parents here. I think you can ask them
and say, hey, now that I have my permit, is
there anything I can do to prove to you that
I can just drive to school? But first of all,
how far is it to school? What intersections do you
have to go through, what's a highway? What's the situation.
I didn't know all of this, and still I'm probably

(07:48):
gonna say no. But here's the conversation at fourteen, Evan,
that you can have with your parents, because you can
legally drive to school. If you can, you imagine a
cop pull over a fourteen year old and and it
being legal. So I would say, hey, my permit says
I can drive to school. What can I do to
prove to you that I'm able to drive to school?
And they may say turn fifteen or sixteen, that's what

(08:10):
you can need to prove it. But maybe there is
some sort of path for you to get to try occasionally.
Fourteen's way too young for me to go. You can
do it, man, that just seems like a kid doing
an extremely adult thing. It is. Yeah, yeah, go ahead.
I mean, my daughter's turning fourteen next months. You're not
driving anywhere. A bit different. Yeah, she was adopted, came over,

(08:32):
is a bit behind in some ways. Yeah, but even
for me, I look back at sixteen, I need I know,
like I think of Like I was driving. I lived
far from my high school. I to get on I
thirty five, like a major highway for like miles and miles.
It would take me an hour to get to school.
I was in bumper to bumper traffic. Oh good. And

(08:53):
we didn't have cell phones back then either, so like
sometimes I needed something at a pull off, find a
gas station, go to a pay phone, like an art
or firing out of gas, which I dude multiple times
it was trouble. So you say fourteen, no go period?
I don't think so, sorry, buddy, Eddie. Now Evan needs
to realize it's the most nerve wracking thing for a

(09:15):
parent to let their child drive, and at fourteen way
too young. I think you're way too young too, Evan.
But I'm gonna give you a plan to talk to them,
and that is, hey, what can I do to get
to drive to school? They're probably not gonna let you,
and I agree with that, but maybe maybe you're so
responsible that they go, or maybe there's a necessity. We
don't know all those details. So approach your parents and say, hey,
I can now drive. You've driven with me, Like, what

(09:36):
can I do to prove to you that I can
just drive to school? And see what they say again,
they may say turn sixteen, but hey may not. I know,
have that conversation, let us know how it goes. There's
a sliver of hope, not a lot, but there's a sliver, Evan.
And that's the mailbag we got. That was about the cloth.

(09:58):
You can reach out to the mail bag, Morgan, what
do they do? Mailbag? At Bobby Bones dot com. There
you go. All right, Let's see if Lunchbox can make
any money here. Lunchbox has his hand out. We'll go
and hold his hand. It's so awkward and see if
he can identify the person. Just buy a single handhold. Okay,
I'm going to get off the mic now and Scooba
Steve's gonna go first. Okay, and what you oh crap,

(10:20):
last my head, Boon. What you'll do is just talk
us through because if I'm talking, he'll know it's not me.
All right, So we've but the first person walking up
right now, Lunchbox. They're coming up towards you on your
left side. So am I gonna They're gonna grab your
hand here in about three seconds? Okay, and then do
I tell you whose hand it is? Or do I
wait till the well? I mean, I may get confused,

(10:41):
but I don't know when you want me to tell
you that it's? Okay, hands coming in right now, hold
the hand, interlock fingers. Oh that's a dude hand. That's
definitely a dude hand. Okay. They let go of the hand.
The person is walking back a who do you think
it was? Lunchbox? I think I mean, and the fingers
were so long that I don't think it could be

(11:03):
one of the girls. I don't think it could be
M two or um Amy, but I think they were
a little moisturized. So I'm gonna go with Bobby. Okay,
he thinks number one is Bobby. Alright, write there down,
all right, Next person up, go ahead. Number two. Number
two is leaving their seated area. Walking up. I'd say

(11:26):
about five seconds, you're gonna get a hand inside your hand.
Oh gosh, this is so weird. He or she is
coming up right now and connection right now. Tell us
what you're feeling, and who do you think it is?
Oh god, no, don't rub my hand? No no no, no,
dude hand again as a dude, in again as a dude.
And they're they're rubbing my they're tough on me, they're

(11:48):
rubbing their there now, they're not letting go. All right,
all right, enough enough enough enough. That's another dude hand.
I may have got the first one wrong because are
you changing? Ah, you can change if you want. No
I don't. I don't want to change. I don't want
to change. But that that had to be a dude
hand too. And least Ammy's got dude hands and I

(12:08):
just don't know. There's only two guys, right, and I
never but I felt like there was hair on that hand,
and so I feel like Amy wouldn't have Morgan number
two wouldn't have hair on their hands. We are mammals.
We have hair on our body. Yeah, I'll go. I'll
go with Eddie on that one. All right, Eddie, Eddie
number two on us list. Okay, next one up. Dang,

(12:28):
this is tough man. This person's getting up. It's weird, weird,
all right. The person is almost there or she will
grab your hand right now. Those are tiny hands. They
tried to squeeze real hard to make me think they
were tough. I feel like that that hand was so small.

(12:51):
So it has to be the smallest person in the room.
It has to be Morgan number two because she's like tiny.
So I'll go with Morgan number two on that one.
That's your answer, that's my answer. So without touching the
fourth person, it has to be Amy. If you're if
you're good on the other three, yeah, but yeah, but
I probably need to touch it. Huh No, I think
we're probably good. If you're good on the other three,
we're probably good. Well, what if I'm wrong? Amy, do

(13:16):
you want you can go? The first person you can
put your mask off. The first person you said was Bobby.
That was me? Yeah, Um, the answer is for five dollars.
It was me. Whoo. Eddie threw me his wedding ring

(13:37):
to put it on, but it was my right hand.
Did you feel the ring? No? I couldn't feel the
ring at all. Great, Next up, you thought the next
man hand was Eddie, except that hand was Eddie. Yeah.
And then the smallest hand was Morgan. Oh my god

(13:57):
is a rich ay. I'm sorry, gonna get to hold
my hand. Twenty dollars. Nice job. Well that's a pretty
dumb second though. Yeah. The latest from Nashville in Tullywood
Morgan number two thirty second Skinny Blake Shelton's smith Works

(14:22):
Vodka brand released new drinks inspired by his favorite drink, Lemonade.
They're hard Seltzer Lemonades, coming in four flavors lime, lemon, strawberry,
and peach tea, and they're out now. Lorda Georgia Lines.
Brian Kelly just announced he signed with Warner Music Nashville
to release his solo projects. He wiped his Instagram page

(14:45):
and started teasing some new music with the phrase beach Cowboy.
Hilary Scott of Lady A talks about raising confident daughters.
I want to continue to nurture that in them, and
the best way that I can do that is to
lead by example. So, you know, over these last several months,
especially just trying to dig into the personal work to

(15:05):
make sure that I'm I'm the strongest I can be
for them. I'm Morgan number two. That's your skinny hat.
It's time for the good news. There was a car
accident in Sacramento where a semi truck had turned over
on its side and there was a woman trapped. Well,
luckily for her. Nicholas Lee, a former defensive back in college.

(15:28):
He runs and sorry, punches out the windshield and pulls
her out. He punched out the windshield. That's heroic. Wow, Yeah,
Nicholas Lee. I guess he was a defensive tackle, not
defensive back. But yeah, big dude punched out the windshield.
That's still crazy. That's that's a hard punch. Yes, that's superheroes.
I don't think even if my life was on the line,
I could punch through a windshield where you think you

(15:49):
could kick through line. Maybe we might do a test
on that. That's that's got to be so hard. He
used his fists and feet. Okay, so maybe he started
with his feet and then the ship with this fish,
or maybe you start with fishing went out then started kicking.
Either way, great stories. What's his name again, Nicholas Lee?
Shout out Nicholas Lee. Thank you very much. That's what

(16:09):
it's all about. That was tell me something good. Lunchbox
came in strong with the win last week, scores one
to zero. As we play Amy versus Lunchbox, we googled
trivia questions for dudes, we googled trivia questions for ladies,
and we switched it up. Lunchbox gets the ladies on
Amy gets the dude ones. Good, good, good up. First

(16:31):
Amy's questions, Amy, who owns the Xbox gaming franchise? Who
owns Xbox? Okay? I feel like Nintendo is a different

(16:52):
gaming system. Xbox is who owns Xbox? Is it Nintendo?
This is another way for a Nintendo to make money.
This is the game do I have? No? I have
a Nintendo as PS four different PlayStation PlayStation is different
than Xbox, their rivals like Adidas. That's a shoot company. Oh, oh,

(17:19):
probably like a computer company. Like five seconds, I know,
I don't even know. Your answer is Adidas incorrect, lunchbox
Nintendo incorrect? Oh, I mean I don't know. I don't
play video games, so you were on the right track. Okay,
but I don't know. It's Microsoft, a computer company does

(17:41):
own Xbox. Yeah, so there. I was gonna say Dell
if I said a computer company. Next up, Seaside Heights
Beach was the main location for what popular reality show
Seaside Heights Beach. That was the main location for what
popular reality show Seaside Heights Beach. This is a guy question.

(18:07):
Oh oh oh, Jim, Tim Laundree um GTL Jersey Shore
gto doesn't do GTL um okay, Jersey Shore correct. Amy.
Other than football, an oval shaped ball is used in
what sport? Okay, soccers, the basketball on the hockey, rugby, rugby?

(18:40):
So your answer yeah correct? Nice. Wow, that's a big
get there, thank it. I'm so close to Microsoft. Two.
I would have gone three for three, Well I would have.
You would have been three for three. You're right if
the if the Queen had test became You're right? All right,
good point. Here we go. Lunchbox. In the movie Legally Blond, Reese,

(19:03):
Witherspoon's character majored in what subject before going to law school? Huh?
Have you ever seen Legally Blind? Yeah? I fell asleep
in the movie theater. In the movie Legally Blonde, Reese,
Witherspoon's character majored in what subject before going to law school?
A fashion? Correct? Wow? Wow? You think you really knew it? Yes? Really,

(19:31):
I don't know. I never top fell asleep. I don't
know fashion. I tried to just think of what is
opposite of law school? I mean, I literally had no
idea fashion, the opposite lunchbox? What part of the body
do women bake as part of a beauty routine? Through?
What part of the body do women bake as part

(19:56):
of a beauty routine? Women bake something? Do they bake? Man?
If I'm a woman and I want to bake these,
it's part of a beauty routine. Uh? They baked their face?
The answer his face? Wow, what isn't How do you

(20:17):
know what that means? Is that beauty routine? I don't know. Okay,
I'm just curious. I have no idea about women's stuff.
I just went the opposite a butt baked their face?
Never baked. M I want to get on it. Amy.
Maybe it's the thing Amy's writing it down. Wow, lunchbikes yea?
What is it called when women go to get their

(20:39):
acrylic nails touched up? For example, I'm going to get
a blank? Oh it's easy a phil correct what I've
heard that term before. Don't know where I mean. I mean,
I didn't know that's what I meant. But how did

(21:03):
you do? Three? Do? Is we? No? Matter what? Got
money on my mind? I can never looking enough and
everything everybody has? Wow? Wow? How did you know that?

(21:28):
For real? March madness and full of fact? Baby, anything
can happen. Wow? Nice? When Lunchbox is now up two
to zero as they played a five, you know, I'm
looking at phone. I'm now checked out. I'm looking up
baked face. I don't understand what that is. So Lunchbox,

(21:50):
you and your wife for sleeping in separate rooms. Yeah.
I woke up two days in a row and my
wife's gone, she's out of the bed. And I looked
at it, and I said, I went downstairs. I'm like, hey,
what's going on? She goes, You've started snoring and you're
keeping me up at night, but you didn't always snore. Now,
I've never snored in my life, so I don't believe her.
There's no way I snore. Why would I be snoring
all of a sudden. And she recorded me while I

(22:11):
was sleeping. It's crazy that you've never snored and now
you've started. Is it? Are you like sinus sed up?
Or maybe that's what it is. Maybe there's some allergies
going on. I don't know, but I've never snored in
my life and this has never been a problem. And
she was like, it's like it's so loud. You wake
me up. And I had to go downstairs because I
couldn't sleep. Okay, here we go. Here is the lunchbox snoring.

(22:52):
You breathe really fast too, because I sleep with my
mouth open, So maybe that's why it sounds so loud.
I don't know, but I've never snored my life, and
that is what she got from me sleeping, and that's
why she went downstairs. Does it sound like his snores
are pretty rapid? Like I was hearing like a drill,
like hear it, let's hear it again? Ray, Like I

(23:20):
don't feel like you're giving enough time to ex hell
it's like, yeah, like something's up. You should go to
the doctor. Something's going on. Oh if they put one
of those big machines on you, no, no, I don't
want to wear that mask or no way would you
do would you do a sleep study? Yeah, I mean
I guess I don't even know what that means. But
what do they do? They watch you sleep and they
right now notes or what you get naked and they

(23:41):
they well because they want to make sure they want
to get your whole body. Yeah, natural, you don't even
get a blanket. You let you lay on a rubber
mattress naked and they watch you sleep, wouldn't you. I
mean they got to put it in a good temperature then,
because you're gonna be freezing. They do, they put the
temperature on what your desire is. But you have to
be naked while you do it. There's wires everywhere, so yeah,

(24:04):
you can get in the way. Yeah, I mean I'll
do it. Like does it sound that bad? It sounds unhealthy. Yeah,
especially if it's not normal for you. That means there's
something going on. One more time from the top ray,

(24:33):
it's very it's very wet, still going. Yeah, it feels
like when we'd start the flat bottle made a little
evenude in the back of it. It's not turning. Man,
do you feel like this is age lunch? Maybe you
do start story with age. I don't know. I mean,
I am a young thirty nine right now, so maybe

(24:56):
at thirty nine you start snoring. I have no idea.
But if I'm storing that now that I'm keeping her up,
that's a problem. Yeah, it's got to be something happened
in your body right now. Do you think I'll ask
you this question? I saw it in the news. I'll
ask all you guys do you think you peek or
that you've peaked already? What age do you think people
peek at? Amy? Oh, I mean I I feel like

(25:17):
I still have Oh boy, I peaked probably at like
thirty three, but I just turned forty and I feel good.
I know, I feel kind of good. You can if
you think you haven't peaked yet. No, oh no, feel
free to say that we're just giving you a hard time. No,

(25:39):
I know I'm in denial. I peeked earlier. When do
you think you peeked? Probably thirty five? Okay, I'll go
right in the middle between thirty and forty Eddie, Yeah,
the peak is coming gone, my friends. Thirty five is
kind of probably when I was like just flying high.
I was in shape. Bones, you helped me get inpe

(26:00):
I was feeling really good. My body didn't nake now,
I mean, dude, I'm in physical pain. Twenty four seven.
Most people think that the peak age just like thirty
seven or so okay, Lunchbox, When did you peak? I
would say probably twenty four twenty five. I mean that
was when I was at my peak of partying. I

(26:21):
was able to drink the most I ever had. I
was just looking good, probably the best I've ever looked
in my life. I still look great, but I mean
just the women factor that I had around me, and
just every like you're married. Now, if you were married,
you'd still have women around you. You're right, but I
wouldn't have it as many. I don't think, right, I don't,
So I would say twenty four twenty five was when

(26:43):
I was really just bam. That's when the peak was.
I think I'm peaking right now. Is that possible? Yeah? Well,
how can you can peak now? And I get now?
You were You said you hadn't gotten there. You said,
that's ridiculous. It's out a few years. Like I think
right now, I'm in my peak and I see that
it could not be peaking soon, so I'm taking advantage

(27:06):
of it, like this is my last run to probably
be in pretty good shape as like in general, I
don't want to be in good I'll be in good
shape for an older guy eventually. But but I have
all my hair still, which is great. I think I'm
peaking right now, career wise, life wise, this is it
for me. I give it about another eighteen months and
we'll start slipping down down. Yeah. Yeah, But do you disagree, Amy,

(27:31):
I get I'm no. I feel like you have a
lot going on right now, so this is yeah, you're right,
like I'm about to get married for the first time. Yeah,
peak away. Why are you hating right now? You haven't
hate her tone? Right? No, I don't. I just I
hadn't really thought about it, but I guess, Yeah, now
she's depressed this run her whole week. You're peaking. We've
all you're peaking now, we've all peaked. Lunoks peaked in

(27:54):
his drawing a long time ago. But I just hope
there's more to come. Can you have a second peak.
You can have a little mini peaks in different life stages.
Yeahs mini peaks. Yeah, come there you go, wait for it.
Hears Amy's Pile of Stories. I'm in framing this segment.

(28:16):
Are you sitting down, Eddie down? I'm down because it's
time to announce that music festivals are back. Well, it's
one festival, but we'll take it. Colorado's twenty twenty one
Country Jam is happening June twenty fourth through the twenty sixth.
People like Luke Combs, Tobe Keith, Carrie Underwood, kept more,
asking McBride, Hardy, Travis Denning, Craig Morrigan, and Laney Wilson Boom.

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It's just good to announce that normal litte is creeping
back in. I will also say this, I don't want
to give away too much, but Eddie and I have
something up our sleeve bigger than we've ever done before.
I can't wait to tell America about it. I'm gonna
leave it there, but it's it's almost time for us
to get back to some normal. Um. They talk about

(28:58):
helping kids learn a good Al fools Day prank, which
obviously today's April fools Day. Do you let your kids
prank out of or no, I mean I haven't done
one really to them. I think one of the best
ones I ever saw, though, was when there wasn't school
and the dad got their kids ready and they got
up early and got their backpacks and everything and made
them stand outside and it's like a whole hour just

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get in there's no school today. Well, the story talks
about how you should teach your kids to do pranks,
and that a good prank is when everyone is laughing
at the end, not just the prankster, right, which is rare. Yeah,
it a good prank. That's like just a fun day.
That's a good prank. But they talk about stuff like

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get some plastic bugs and freeze them into ice cubes
or hide them in drawers, or like googly eyes. Are
you a good sport when it comes again prank? Yes, okay, absolutely,
Like you don't get just mad and like walk away
in stop. This is what I like about getting pranked.
If you pranked me, you were going to get it
three times back. Yeah, it's a competition to me. So yes, yeah,

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I bring the prank. It's all good as long as
you don't like spill something in a nice shirt of mind.
Something like that. I'm all good. Hinz introduces new ketchili
and buffa ranch condiments. Buffa Ranch is a cool, creamy
ranch dressing with a spicy buffalo sauce, which, by the way,
makes sense because when I have wings and they have
buffalo sauce and he's ranch dressing, I'm basically already doing

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buffer ranch. Yeah, it sounds delicious. Sweet ketchili is ketchup
with tangy tie sweet chili sauce. That one I don't
know as much about. There's also was sabioli, a blend
of spicy was sabie and garlic ioli. How about hanch
Do you think that is? Eddie? Hanch hand? They have

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no idea hot sauce and ranch. Oh? How about tarchup
tartchup so tartar sauce with ketchup. Nice. Yeah, if you
have a shopping addiction, well join the club. Americans spend
about five thousand dollars per year on impulse buys. I
knew study finds a twenty percent of the purchase adults
maker done impulsively, costing more than five thousand dollars each year.

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How impulse by are you, Eddie? I don't buy anything.
My wife impulse buys, but I don't. I don't buy
anything like unless we just needed at the house and
then I'll go to Amazon just click like light bulbs
and things like that. I only impulse by. You were
due for a while. There was shoes you were impulse buying. Ye.
Luke Brian shares a horrifying fish hook accident. I saw it,

(31:31):
he said, I'm pretty sure that's in my bone. Luke
Bryan's day of fishing went seriously awry. He got on
social media and showed two prongs of a fishing lure
embedded in his hand. Here's a clip from Instagram. Well,
this is going to leave a mark. I'm pretty sure
that's in my bone is all the way in. They
had to go to to the doctor. He's laughing about it.

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Nothing you can do. Oh. When I was a kid,
my grandmother pulled back and the hook went into my
jaws all the way in and she through. I tried
to throw the line out, but it didn't go because
it was in my jaw. It like went in the
soft spot of my jaw. Luckily it didn't go into
my eye. I shouldn't have been that close to her.
She was well you don't think about it. Yeah, I
mean I was like, oh, I was like five, but

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I remember that a new dating app is only available
on Thursdays. It's called Thursday and well it's only active
on Thursdays. Yep. You can only chat message and find
potential love interest one day of the week. But the
idea is to cut down on small talk and let
users get on more actual dates. There you go. That's
the pile of story. Thank you very much. That was

(32:35):
Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the good news.
So you may remember the little girl who was selling
Girl Scott cookies and she was doing her sales pitch
outside on someone's porch and the doorbell cam caught her practicing. Hey,
I'm all right, would you bread to buy from girl?

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Start kicking? Well, you can buy them five dollars and
niche ye, would you quit? That's our practicing before they open?
Thank you. So her mom posted it on Facebook and
then it just started to catch on. People from all
over the country were wanting to buy cookies from her.

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She sold three thousand, seven hundred and fifty boxes. But
I don't think some of the people wanted their boxes.
They just wanted to support her. So from that she
was able to take the boxes that were sold and
donate them to nursing homes and send them to people
where it really might brighten their day, healthcare workers. And
then her girl Scout troop. Her name is Ali Stroyer.

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By the way, they were able to donate a thousand
dollars to pediatric cancer research using the money from some
of her sales. That's really cool, and shout out everybody
who bought cookies or just sent money. It just makes
me think, lunchbox, if there were doorbell cameras twenty years
ago and you were doing your pitch for the candy bars,
do you understand that she's reading that story? That is
literally what popped in my head, like, oh she did that.

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Imagine if I would have been having all this technology
when I was a kid, I would have set world
records for selling worlds. Find a chuckle with almonds in
the mill, and I was wondering if you'd like to
buy any I was so freaking good. But how old
were you? Eight nine years old? Seven? Eight nine? I
mean I was so good. I could sell anything. Like

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in high school, my sister for the softball team, they
had to sell blowpops. I'm talking blowpops to. I would
go door to door for her and sell the bullpops.
I would sell three boxes a day. I was that good.
And those little fold out things that were like thirty
dollars a piece that no one bought. I sold a
hundred items out of that thing. You should do that
on the weekends. I was so like you, you're as

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like gonna make money into sales. Yeah, go back into blowpops.
Like what was your sales pitch for bullpops? I don't
even remember. I just talked to I was listen. I
was so good at sales. My friend AJ had a
little sister who was in Girl Scouts. His mom would
take me to sell the girl Scout cookies. I sat

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out in front of Tower Records on the Dragon, Austin
by Ut and I'm the one that did the sell
him for here so she could get her badge. Did
you get any the clip of that money? No? I
got no clip of that money. But I honed my skills,
Like I had a job offer from Wrangler when I
was eighteen years old. When I graduated high school, they
were ready to hire me to sell jeans. How would
that go? Well? Famous jeans, a W on the button.

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I'm not sure how that was gonna go, but they
they're like, the minute you graduated high school, we want you.
But happen I went to college. I wasn't ready for
that work in life. I was ready for that party life.
Yeah yeah, but I mean I was so good Jesus girl,
congratulations her, But I would have crushed her as a
good story amy to get story lunchbox. That's what it's

(35:53):
all about. That was tell me something good. Scooba Steve
is going to handle the investigative Corny today, big pressure,
Scooba Steve. Are you ready? I'm ready, but I feel it.
Let's do it. We have ninety seconds to guess the
end of this joke. Team, are you ready? We're ready?
All right, let's go, morning, Corny. So, what's the loudest

(36:17):
kind of pet that you can get? What's the loudest
kind of pet that you can get? Ninety seconds starts now.
Loudest pet us, speaker, pet, screaming sound, pet sound, horn, pet, trumpet, trumpet,

(36:38):
trump trumpet. That's it, dang bones, You're good. It's a
trumpet because it's loud A trumpet trumpet. Does that make
sense a trumpet, yes, because I was thinking, like, you know,
you can do like some kind of animal that's like
a screaming toad or whatever. But I don't know any
of those, so you gotta go trumpet. Well I didn't
think about screaming toad. So it's had a screaming toad

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or trumpet. I don't even know if that's a real
thing or not. All Right, we forget about trumpet trumpet.
I love it. Trumpet. I don't even understand it. There's
no trump pet, no, no, no trumpet trump born and
it's loud. Oh oh boy, like that's how you spell trumpet, right,
and it's a pet at the end. Okay, then maybe
that makes sense. Okay, I was trying to think of

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an actual animal the trumpet. What's the question, Scooba, Steve.
It's what's the loudest kind of pet that you can get?
A trumpet? It's a trumpet, a trumpet. Okay, let's hit
it's back ray morning, corny. So what's the loudest kind
of pet that you can get? What's the loudest kind
of pet that you can get? It's a trump pets.

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Just like that. You're ready, Well, yeah, we're sitting there,
clear eyes, barts Kid, Nice job, Nice job team. Raymondo,
our audio producer, was on a date with his wife.
I saw you guys on your Instagram story painting things.

(38:10):
What was that about? Well, and I actually recommended to
any guy out there, so you just, uh, it's called
a sip and paint. So the female is like to
do the wine. I'm not even a big red wine guy,
but as a dude, you have to then go paint.
But it also kind of it's a couple's things, so
it brings you together. It's about an hour class and
there's a professional there. She teaches you how to paint,

(38:31):
and I thought it was being pretty god awful, but
I semi was able to get through it because it
was so quickly. She was able to mix your colors
for you, so you know exactly what you're working with.
Otherwise it's probably not gonna be the right colors. But
it was. It was kind of fun, and my painting
actually turned out decent. What was your painting of? She
had everybody in the class do these daisies day They

(38:51):
were just in a field, and then there was one
dude apparently he just thought he was like mister still
your girl or like the ladies man, he drew a
female like I believe it was nude woman. He just
went rogue, yes, And I took a picture of him.
It was unbelievable, Like he must just go to these
classes trying to pick up chicks and he paints these
unbelievable paintings. Because I went afterwards, I was like, dude,
props on that one. Man, I'm hiding my painting. You

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killed it, He's saying. A guy, this guy who's a
really good artist, just goes to have his place to
kind of show off. I'm telling you. He was there.
He had a couple of trullies, he was drinking, and
he just acts so casually. And I looked at it
once went back thirty minutes later, and he had an
unbelievable picture of a woman, and I was like, this
guy is gonna clean up at this painting. Poor. Were
most people there single or as a couple. It was mixed.

(39:34):
We were all married up, but there was definitely some
singleton's there. That's a skill I did not have, is
painting or drawing or handwriting. Hey may I'm good handwriting?
Here I do you do? Yeah, that's a romantic date though,
Ray shout out, did you figure that out of the sheet?
It was? It was her? But then I agreed to it.
But I'm telling you, it's only an hour. You're in
and out, and my wife was so impressed. He goes,

(39:55):
I can't believe you decide to do that. I'm like,
I can't believe it either, but I did. Well, let
me brag him in it on my romantic gesture that
was just completed. We go to dinner and you know,
I try. I'm not great at it, but I tried
to be extremely deliberate now because it's been a wildly
busy last six or seven months and we haven't had

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a lot of time Kaitlin and I to just spend
with not on the road, not at work, no dogs.
So we go to dinner. We found a place to
go to dinner. It's a nice place and we going.
You know, I did Amy that that she loved. I
took my phone and I put it in the glove box,
glove compartment, and then we went to the restaurant with
me with no phone. Oh yeah, that's awesome. I was
twitching like I was going through a draw. Yeah, probably

(40:37):
I needed you know how sometimes smokers will have like
a fake cigarette. I need, yeah, I need something to
hold or to like keep lifting up to look at
if I had any texts. But I did it and
she was very impressed by dad. I think that that's awesome.
Thank you very much, Eddie. What have you done? Romantic?
What a jerk like? You know? I have nothing? Well,
not romantic, but what have you done? I cooked dinner

(40:57):
last night? It was pretty nice. You didn't have anything great?
Normally do that? Nah, I'm once a week maybe, And
I cleaned up afterwards. I wouldn't say romantic. I'll say thoughtful,
because me taking my phone and leaving it in the
bullbox is not romantic. But I felt like I was
really looking out for what I think she would like.
And so you cooked, Eddie cooked, and that cleaned up afterwards.
What'd you cook? I used the air fryer, man, I

(41:19):
cooked a whole chicken last night. Amazing. In seventy minutes,
I got Eddie an air fryer for his birthday. He
had never used one. What happened to tell me about
this thing? Bones? I wish I knew more about it
other than it is amazing. I don't know how it works,
but you basically put your food in there. You set
it up whatever time it tells you, and it's done.
It's I mean, everything I put in there has come

(41:39):
out better than I've ever done in the oven ever.
It's unbelievable. Is it fair to say that you are
a believer. Yes, I'm a believer because I bought one
for my dad, like I don't know, three years ago
for Christmas, and he talked all about it. I'd roll
my eyes and I just like, to me, it's like, oh,
George Foreman, grill, like whatever. I'm a real chef. I
like to cook. I take pride in my cook so

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I always rolled my eyes at this thing and phones
there's no other way to cook other than this thing.
I am a believer of the air frying. Yeah. The
air fryer is legit. And I knew it wasn't the
most spectacular gift to you when you opened it. You
were like an air fryer. I was like, trust me,
you will be back and you will tell me that

(42:22):
this thing is amazing. You were right, And I even
told Bobby, I'm like, dude, when you get back from Elly,
I'm making you chicken wings in the air fryer. He
asked me. He said, hey, do you may bringing some
chicken wings. I'm making some like a lemon pepper or
chicken wings. And I was like, man, I'm leaving in
the morning, but I'm gonna take this coupon. I'm gonna
I'm gonna turn it back in when you get back.
You got it. That's awesome, all right? Nice job Ray,
Nice job Eddy, Nice job me. And that concludes this segment.

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Yesterday on the show, he told lunchbox he does not
have to go to space. He did not get drawn.
He was so pumped about it. But your wife didn't
hear that segment, right, My wife had no idea. I
hadn't heard that segment, so she was in the dark.
Still thought it was a possibility I was going to space.
Was she worried? Oh? Absolutely. She does not like the
idea of me going to space. Like when we brought

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up the drawing, she was like, that's just stupid, Like,
why would you have to do that? I don't want
you to go into space. But she said, what are
the odds you're gonna win the drawing? So it's probably
you're not going to go to space. So just a
quick recap. There was this charity thing that Saint Jude
was doing and you could buy, you know, basically raffle
tickets and if they drew you, you'd go up into
a man spaceship and they're gonna shoot somebody off and

(43:27):
it's gonna orbit the Earth. There's a whole thing we
drew on the show Lunchbox Lost. So we put in
a bunch of money and all the tickets set his
name on it. That's pretty much a story, right, that's it. Yeah,
so we had a whole thing, Lunchbox. Did you get in?
He did not, but he did not tell his wife. However,
you went home and recorded her and you told her
that you did. Yes. I went home yesterday after the

(43:49):
show and I was like, hey, I'm going to space.
You're never gonna believe it, Like I got drawn. Is
this her honest reaction or which did she know you're
up to something? She had no idea this or honest reaction.
I kept my phone like I had a hoodie on,
so you have that little pocket in the front, so
that's where the phone is, so she doesn't even see it.
So I'm just like, uh, I'm devastated. I'm upset. And
she can feel my emotion. Who this is some acting

(44:10):
stuff from like I'm putting it into play here. What
were you channeling? I was just channeling like I was
like thinking of a sad scene, you know, like the
Notebook when that lady's dying at the end. And I
got to play on those emotions because I have to
make it seem genuine that I'm sad and I'm upset
because I don't want to go to space either. Okay,
here's Lunchbox telling his wife he got picked to go

(44:31):
to space. Here we go. I'm going to space. You
know how I told you the drawing? Yeah, from like
thousands of people. Yeah, they reached out to Scuba and
told him I'm the one they because, and so they're
going to announce it like publicly on Saturday. I don't
like this. When when are you supposed to go? September?

(44:54):
This September? Yeah, so I think that's the earliest success.
I don't know. We're gonna talk about this later. I'm tired,
Like what do you mean? More? Well, like, you're not
going to get out of space, so what if it's
losing my job or go to space. I'm already even
arrested for this job. After that, I'm going, you're not
losing your life. If that were a real situation and

(45:20):
that you were picked to go to space, what would
you have done? I there's I don't know, because there's
no way I was going, Like, I don't know how
you get out of it. I don't know. But there
was no chance if I was drawn, there was no
chance I was getting on that space ship and I
would be too scared to do it. There's no way
I would do it. I don't know. They would have
to let me out. That's all I know. Oh, but
she immediately pulled out her phone and started googling and

(45:41):
found out they'd already announced Lunchbox really commits to this
role because he does a profanity out immediately, like he's
cursing from the top. Why play that few play that
first part back, I'm going to space. Hey, you got

(46:03):
to own it. Yeah, she knows, I'm upset if I
come in with the curse word right away, like she knows. Okay,
this in the joke and help for a best supporting
actor for his role in Space Mission. It's Lunchbox, I'm
going to space. And that's when they have the close
up of him in the camera and then he's like

(46:25):
thank you, thank you, and then yeah, nice word, lunchbox.
It is weird to know that if you did get picks,
you wouldn't let you go. She wouldn't let me go.
I wouldn't let me go. Guys, I don't know what
I would do, Like I would go into hiding, like
I don't want to get like like people dodge the draft,
I'd bean dodging straight chance. Later when he tries to

(46:48):
run for like president, they're like, you're a space dodger.
Today's April Fool's Day. Keep one eye open, hey, keep
both of them open. During the daytime. People are trying
to get you all the time. So lots of dumb pranks,
lots of dumb things in the news. So today let's
turn this into a learning moment. I'll give you a

(47:08):
common myth that you've probably read on the internet or
heard growing up. Ed you tell me if it's fact
or full. Okay, got it? And more than a game,
this is just a way for a listeners to hear
this stuff, and actually I know if it's real or not. Okay,
you have to wait twenty four hours to report a
missing person. Is that true fact or full? Oh we've
always heard got to wait twenty four hours report somebody's gone.

(47:31):
I believe that's fact. It is full. You do not
have to wait twenty four hours to report someone missing.
In the United States. There is no law about waiting.
I feel like in all the movies they say, like,
it's a little too early, ma'am, we'll wait twenty four hours.
They actually say, don't lose precious time. It's extremely important

(47:51):
if the person is truly missing, So you don't have
to wait twenty four hours. That's full. Next, it burns
more calories to eat celery, then the celery actually provides.
That's full. You don't think that's true, it is fact.
What the amount of calories your body burns trying to

(48:14):
digest this plant is greater than the amount of calories
it contains. So if you want to lose weight, you
just eat celery and then your body just burns a
bunch of fat. Guess. But if you want to eat
at and that's all, that's weird is that your new dietting. Yeah,
now to do red wine and celery. A penny dropped
from the top of the Empire State Building will kill

(48:35):
you fact or full velocity of that penny phone go
right through your body, which, by the way, you're over
two so far. Yeah, I know, but this is a fact.
Okay you say fact that penny will crushed into your skull. Absolutely,
it's like a bullet coming down. Okay, the answer is
full on MythBusters, the sciences determined that a penny traveling

(49:01):
at terminal velocity cannot penetrate concrete or asphalt. It wouldn't
cause serious damage to a person, and even at the
speed of sound, it would not damage flesh at most.
If it hits you falling from the building, it would
just sting a little bit. I don't know. I think
we need to try this. They did try it. That's
what MythBuster did. It's crazy. I don't get it. Fact
or full. Cracking your knuckles a lot will give you arthritis.

(49:23):
Fact so far you're over three? Correct? Yeah? Full? What
How can cracking your knuckles be good for you? Doctors
say there is literally no harm and cracking your knuckles.
The noise of cracking or popping in our joints is
actually nitrogen bubbles bursting in our centivile fluid, and it

(49:48):
does not lead to arthritis. Nice job pronouncing that word.
By the way, I don't even know if I said
it right. I just commit you just met with it. Yeah,
I just go somehow ed you're O for four. But
I mean, I'm sure a lot of people to all
this stuff sounds whacked. How about this one? Come on,
We've heard this forever. Carrots are good for your eyes. Yes, yes,

(50:09):
that's fact. Absolutely it helps your vision. You think carrots
like bugs bunny are good for your eyes. My parents
have said that. I mean since I was a kid,
and I'm now I tell my kids this, so it's fact.
I'm gonna let you change it if you'd like. Nope,
and see this is your trick. You're trying to give
me attention because I'm finally gonna get one, right, come on?
Or am I doing the opposite? I see that. I
don't know. Although carrots may not improve your vision, research

(50:34):
suggests that can help maintain it. It's fact, daddy, Nice job. Yeah, Finally,
the reason lies with beta carotene, and it helps your
body convert things to vitamin A. Your body then uses
vitamin A to build proteins for I cells. If you
have too little of it, you might even suffer from
night blindness. Kroten is that worth the carrot? So it's

(50:55):
called karrotene. That's kind of cool and it's felt the
same too, it's not. There's there's one r and karoteen
that is a coincidence, though one final one. Come on.
It takes seven years for your body to digest fully
a piece of gum, totally effect. It's like it's like

(51:17):
styrofoam in the environment. It's who's eating stough? No, no,
you know how like people say styrofoam it takes like
twenty years for its biodegrade or whatever. Gum same thing.
Seven years actually full Actually gum will pass right through
you and leave your body within a matter of hours
or maybe days. According to Healthline, the ingredients and gum

(51:37):
can't be digested at all, so your body just moves
it on through. Oh man, I feel like they just
lie to us with a bunch of these things. I
feel like you miss six of seven. I think if
you flip a coin, you just do better. Would you
have gotten these right? Probably five? I knew the missing
person one. I would have missed a salary one. I'd
have thought that's a trick question. I don't think a
penny would kill you. How not like a penny. It's

(51:59):
like flying through the air pulling it. Okay, but you
once it hits its peak speed, it doesn't keep gaining
speed the whole time. Is this like that riddle where
it says like what falls faster a pound of feathers
or a pound of No, because if you dropped a
brick off the top of the building, it would kill you. Okay,
So it's not the same thing. But they only go
so fast. They don't continue to gain speed the longer

(52:20):
they fall. Okay, I thought, yeah, but I thought the
gravity of the penny would just kind of pull fast.
But now you're right. I got carrots. Yeah, I would
have gotten I think five or six at seven. What
about the gum one? Would you have gotten the gum? Right? Oh?
The easy yeah? Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, I I
can't believe you missed a gum one. Actually, that was
the one I thought I put there at the end
for the softball, It's time for the good news. A

(52:45):
couple of years ago, there's a middle school teacher, Finn Landing.
He was a math teacher, and he found out that
one of his students had a kidney problem, and even
worse than that, he was a foster kid but couldn't
really find a home because I couldn't find a home
that that that could really help with his needs with
his kid problems. That's a and think about that, just
finding a home would be hard. But if you have

(53:05):
a medical problem, right, So that's all he needed to hear.
So he got certified to be a foster parent. He
ended up fostering the kid for a few years. Now,
the little boy, Damien, he's fifteen years old. He got
a kidney transplant and is now adopted by the middle
school teacher. Wow, that's a great story. Great, that's what
it's all about, right there, that was tell me something good.

(53:27):
Thank you guys for hanging out with us. Let's go
over and do the news Bobby's being story. A man
was arrested for shooting at a group of bikers after
he wrote a rap song detailing the incident. Delaney Jamal
Battle Donson, thirty two years old, was arrested after barricading
himself into his home with a weapon. Deputies were serving

(53:51):
an arrest warrant for the shooting. Here is a news
report because he has remember he rapped about this. He
basically told the whole story from war ABC three News
Here you go. Once inside, The report says deputies found
lyrics to a rap song called shots Fired, strike Back,
and apparent play by play of the shooting. Less than

(54:12):
twenty four hours later, Sheriff Jip Simmons tells me they
ended up back at the home after receiving nine one
one calls. Neighbors were listening to him and he was
talking a little bit, a little bit crazy. When they arrived,
Simmons says his team realized it was battle Doohnson. So
who's making comments to the effect I should have killed
y'all yesterday could have been the snet the reason Sheriff

(54:34):
Simmons says, they brought out their swat team. Yeah, I
get a swat team on them because he admitted in
a rap song. It's like people who get on Instagram
live and commit crimes. I don't want you to commit
a crime, but if you do, don't stream it. And
if you're in that jury too, you're just like, all right,
not much to talk about here, all right, we're done.
They're like play that again. They start feeling it. They're

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like they save it on their streaming playlist. But what
a moron? All right? Next up, let's go bobbies straight Eddie.
When you use maps on your phone, which maps do
you use? Google Maps? Because the options are basically Google Maps,
Apple Maps, or Ways. I guess there are others too,

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but those are really the three that I have, and
I use Google Maps to most as well. Google has
announced several new features that are coming to Google Maps.
The coolest one lets you navigate indoors using augmented reality,
which displays arrows and markers on your phone screen to
show you where to go. So it's like airports, malls,
train stations. So you put your phone up and you
walk with it, and it has an idea of what's

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in front of you, and it's like, no, walk this way,
here's an arrow goes here. So if you're in an airport,
for example, and you define a gate or an ATM,
you just type it in and it will walk you
right through it on your phone. Wow, that's really cool.
It's basically like you're in a video game. That's awesome.
And finally, things you should not do when getting your
vaccine Number one, don't take over the counter medications like

(55:59):
advil or tie it all right, before you get your shot,
there's a chance it could interview with the immune response
doctors want to see. When Eddie was getting his, I
know you texted me and you were like, hey, I
need to sit here in fifteen minutes, Am I gonna die?
And I was like, no, dude, they do this to
all of us. You thought you were special. Well, I
didn't see anyone else waiting somewhere, like I wonder why
they're making me wait, But also too, like when I
posted my picture, I was almost in a flexing motion

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when they did the shot, and people were telling me,
don't do that, because that'll make it hurt even more
if you do that. So straight an arm out? Who
knows that's what they say? Do you mean just the pain,
the pain where the actual injection went in. Don't worry
about drinking alcohol. They say too much can weaken your
immune system in general, but there's no evidence that it
affects the vaccine at all. Don't get a tattoo or
piercing right after your shot. Oh dang, I was gonna

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get a tongue piercing after my next shot on Monday,
your belly button. Don't book other vaccines around the same time.
But what else you trying to get? You're just trying
to knock it all out at once. Don't push yourself
to exercise. Most people should be fine, but if you're tired,
take a day off. Don't forget to hydrate, and don't
lose your vaccine card. That's the last one. I saved
it for Raymundo and Staples Office Depot Office Max will

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laminate it for free right now. But you should also
take a photo of it just in case you lose it. Ray,
where are you on your vaccine card? Yeah? First of all, doctors,
how about we make it look more professional so people
don't just trash it. But yeah, I gotta pick it
up and then on I believe tomorrow I'm getting the vaccine.
Second one. You know, doctors everywhere are taking note. They're like, oh,
it's a good point. Ray, I'm gonna switch up how
we're doing the vaccine car all across the world. All right,

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thank you, That is your news. Bobby's straight all right.
Time for another fact or fool since today's April Fools Day,
I'll read you some things that we've heard our whole life. Eddie.
All you have to just tell me if it's fact,
or if we're a fool for believing it. It sounds easy.
Come on, you did terrible last time? Ready, Yeah, come on,

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Factor full. Extended laptop use can damage men's swimmers or
sperm bones. I think about this all the time when
I'm in bed, you know, working on my laptop right
over my swimmers. I say, this is fact. Why do
you worry about that? I haven't you guys already take
care of that. It doesn't matter though, I mean, you
don't want to damage your swimmers, no matter how old

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you are. That is fact. Regular and long term placement
of a laptop on the lap of a man can
cause a rise in temperature, which can't kill sperm. Hey,
what about what about you? You're in this situation where
you're gonna need them. Yeah, it's it's weird. I sleep
on a laptop under my butt and they want to
top it as well. It sound I can making a sandwich.

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So you're really trying to kill and keep them running.
And so I wish I wouldn't have done that for
years because I'm trying to now get back in the game. Okay,
Walt Disney's body is cryogenically frozen. Factor full just like
Han Solo. This is fact. You really believe that? Yes?
I do? Like uh, who else? Ted Ted um baseball player?

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What's his name? Ted Williams sucks? Ted Williams heads frozen?
Believe that? Yeah, isn't he frozen? I think he's completely frozen.
This is fact, it is full. His biography state. Jeffrey
died from lung cancer in nineteen sixty six. His body
was cremated in Glendale, California. The rumor likely got started
because the president of the Chronic Society of California said

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that they had inquired about the process. Okay, next up,
On average, you swallow eight spiders a year in your sleep?
What do you sleep with your mouth open like this?
I don't think so. I don't think I do. And
there's no way that spiders are just crawling in How
often on average you swallow eight spiders a year in

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your sleep? The dumbest thing I ever heard. This is
the biggest fool I've ever heard. The answer is full.
Come on, you don't think we know? Thankfully, this one's
far from true. Scientific American claimed that spiders don't intentionally
crawl into bed because there's no prey and there's no
care for humans. You know they don't care, but we
do when we sleep. It's to the same article, swallow

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nineteen goldfish randomly, they just somehow end up in your mouth. Yeah,
the spider thing was always weird to me too, Like
how when are they crawl in your mouth? And I
feel like I would go in the middle of the
night of one go out of my mouth. Now if
you said like a swallowed like hair, I would believe that.
I mean, I find hair in my mouth all the time.
I don't know how why? What factor? Full that if
you touch a baby bird the parents will abandon it
or kill it. You ever heard that? Yes? Absolutely, I

(01:00:22):
touched a baby bird recently and I got just bombarded
with comments saying, don't do that because of that reason
that you just said. So I say, it's fact. Why'd
you touch a baby bird? By the way, there was
a baby bird underneath my car and I put it
on Instagram. The answer is full in reality, most birds
don't do that. If you have a baby bird back
into the nest, it should be fine. You actually helped
it live. Oh yeah, I'm wrong again. One more shaving

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your facial hair will make it grow back thicker. Fact
or full fact. Why do you think that? Because I mean,
I don't shave very often, but when I do, it
grows back fast. And then I've heard people say they
shave their head and it grows back thicker. I've never
done that, though. The answer is full. Shaving hair does
not change its thickness, color, or rate of growth. Shaving

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facial or body hair gives the hair a blunt tip.
That tip might feel coarse or stubbly. During this phase,
the hair might be more noticeable. But no, it actually
is not. It doesn't. You know. When I was a kid,
my cousin stayed at our house for a little bit
and she she left a razor in my shower and
I shaved all my arms, my arm hairs, and I
swear they grew. They grew back way way thicker. It's

(01:01:31):
a good story, thank you for sure. I've always believed. Wow,
I put that on a rippling because I don't believe it.
In the middle of the story, I'm like, this isn't
as good as I thought. I will do a scale here. Amy,
I'll read you three stories. You tell me one through ten,
how bizarre you feel the story is? Okay? Up First,
a former travel agent based in Hawaii was charged with

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forty seven felonies for allegedly booking people on bogus trips
to the islands. Her name is Wendy worked as a
virtual travel agent for a company. She's accused of booking
fake flights and itineraries for clients and refusing to pay
them back, most for clients from California, but again. In
one case, a client and eighty of his friends spent
more than one hundred thousand dollars on a trip, flight, hotel, accommodations,

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but then nothing gotten nothing. She just took their money.
That's it. Forty seven felony charges. How crazy is that?
How ballsy is that to do? Yeah, you know you're
gonna get caught right, Yeah, Yeah, that's definitely bizarre. But
also that guy has eighty friends. That's a lot of
friend Yeah, I've got this room. Yeah, where do you

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give that? One through? Ten on the bizarre Scille? I
mean thoughts up there. That's like, I don't know. Eight,
I gotta leave some home for what's to come. Yeah,
I know a guy one day. I can't wait to
have this person I know tell a story. Or a
guy that was coming every week to COVID test him
because he's, oh my gosh, very known, and this very known,

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famous person was having to get COVID tests to actually
play shows because one of everything was virtual, but you
were still doing things that he attested. This guy was
shown up every single week and faking like he was
COVID testing him. It gets a lot crazier and I
don't want to tell more of the story until I
can get this person to come in and tell the
story himself. But he spent thousands and thousands of dollars
on COVID test and the guy wasn't even testing him.

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That's bizarre and not how bizarre, and not only that
this person was recommending him to other friends in the
music industry. That takes it up a notch. And they
were all getting tested by this person who was getting
giving negative results and there was no test being given,
not a real one. That's bizare, that's bizare, all right. Amy.

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Next one, a guy sent his new girlfriend an itemized
spreadsheet for their first romantic weekend away. A woman just
talked about how she and her new boyfriend were planning
the romantic weekend and they went they had a great time.
He sent her a spreadsheet afterward, breaking down the cost
of everything to the scent, telling me I owed him
one hundred and sixty seven dollars and ninety nine cents.

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He's an accountant, so I get he does spreadsheets for
a living, but this ruined the vibe of the weekend
for me. I'm his new girlfriend, not a client to
send an invoice outlining every cent. First of all, is
this a red flag? And how bizarre? Wow? It's a
ten bizaree tzare. That's more bizarre than the lady scamming people.

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I almost kind of expect scammers from time to time.
But that guy doing that, well, yes, it's a red
flag of what's to come. But maybe you're into that.
Maybe you want a guy that can be super organized
with the finances. Who we like. This is a bad thing,
it is. Get with this. No, If you get with
this guy, you know he's gonna take care of every
cent that you guys have together. I guarantee you if
you had sent Caitlin an itemized spreadsheet of everything she

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owed you from y'all's first weekend getaway together, you would
not be marrying her right now. First of all, this
is not what I do. I don't make spreadsheets or
it demise right, So that wouldn't be I would do.
And secondly, you're right. I was like, I know this
is a hypothetical situation, but if you know you're with

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an account I don't you want to be a really
good one? Yeah, but I want him to be able
to separation of accounting and love. Well it's not ye,
not love yet, but okay, so you give that a
ten biza ten bizare Yeah? Okay, next up? Are you
telling me I tried to cheer up his friend by
shooting at an ex girlfriend's house. Criminal charges were filed
Thursday against a Murray man who police say was involved

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in a drive by shooting targeting his friend's ex girlfriend.
So they drove by. His friend was sad, so he's like,
I got you, and he went and shot at that
friend's ex girlfriend. How bizarre? How bizarre. I feel a
little weird about this one because I gave the accountant

(01:05:51):
a tin for the spreadsheet. But this is also a tin.
It's just a different kind of bizarre. This guy was
loyal to his buddy, though. I mean, he should go
to jail for sure. Well, you don't asked me if
it was about to You asked me if it was bizarre.
So you give two of them ten bizare ten bizare
and one of them eight? Yep, which one was the
most bizare? To you? Eddie? Um, I think the bizare
was a spreadsheet. I've never heard of anyone to do

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that's crazy. I could have you ever heard of someone
doing it? Drive by shooting on someone's eggs. No, nobody died,
by the way in this story, because I wouldn't bring
it up as a bizare. Lunchbox one was the most bizare. Oh,
definitely shooting up the ex girlfriend's house. I mean the spreadsheet.
Who cares about that? But that you actually went to
that extreme you could have killed someone. That's the most bizare.

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What was the other one? We had three of them?
Travel agent. Yeah, yeah, just old eggs. That was only
mildy bizare. I'd give that one a mildy bizare. Yeah.
The shooting is probably the most bizare. All right, there
you go, thank you guys. Sorry. Today, this story comes
to us from Minneapolis, Minnesota. A man was at the

(01:06:56):
grocery store and he drove around the back of the
loading dock and he sees a bunch of girl scout cook.
So he steals two hundred and seventy boxes. Wow. Yeah.
The only problem is he didn't just take him and run.
He went through and was picking individual kinds. Oh yeah.
So as he was pulling out the parking lot, police
showed up arrested him, and he had drugs in the
car too. So if he wouldn't have been selective with

(01:07:18):
the boxes, he probably could have got out of there
in time. Yeah. If he would have just grabbed him
and gone, he'd have been out. But instead he was like, oh,
give me the carmel to wides peanut butter. I don't
like the thin mints. So he literally was taking his
time and that gave cops time to get there. I
think you're wrong, though, because I think everybody likes ten mints.
Oh yes, oh yeah, No, he would not pick that
thin mints. Maybe he was going to resell and he
knows what sells best. I don't know, or maybe he's

(01:07:42):
got the monkeys. All right, there you go. I'm lunchboxed
at your bone head story of the day. Let's go
over and check a voicemail from last night. Here. It
is twenty one year old listener here been Off came
in the show for a past couple of years now,
and I want you to know you guys aren't full
of the twenty one year old me and my husband
loves to listen to you guys. Actually on him Hostess
Annie Guys about a year ago and he just turned

(01:08:02):
twenty two. So I love the show and have a
great day. I stand by the fact that we are
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us if you want to tell us otherwise, all right,
please do, but I said that we've only had one
call in like three weeks, so I stand by it.
You guys, have a wonderful day. We will see you tomorrow.
Brett Eldridge will be on the show. Tomorrow's also my birthday,
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Bye everybody.