Can Bobby French Kiss At The Alter? + Amy’s Dad Was Almost Scammed + Lunchbox Brings In Proof Of His Wife Letting Him Kiss Strangers

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Transmitting this. Hey guys, welcome to Wednesday's show More in
Studio morning. It's weird because I want to watch is
most days now. I said about, you know, November December
last year, that my resolution was going to be to
wear watches more, and I'm really doing it. But what's

(00:23):
weird is if I am retaining a little bit of water,
my watch is tighter, my forearms retained water. You know
what's happening here. You'll really start to feel that once
you start to wear your wedding ring on your finger,
Like you'll know if you're puffy or not right away.
My arms puffy. Well, there you go. It's the like
I put my watch on this morning and I was like,

(00:43):
what's happening? Why is this watch getting smaller? I started
blaming it on, like I shrunk the watch, and then
I get to work in arms puffy and like it
doesn't even move as much as it does. Huh. So
that's what That's what I've started my day with. It'll
go down. Why what you know? I try to drink
a bottle of water every day, Yeah, like a big
one just that that's it. One bottle. Well, while I'm

(01:06):
at work, one big bottle. Okay, whoa, I'm surprised you
don't use the bathroom more most days I'm unsuccessful. Okay,
why are you still on a water kick? Yeah, I
mean I try to make sure that I'm hydrated that
but I mean I've tried to really limit what I
have in the morning because otherwise every song break, I'm
having to run to the bathroom. I'm the opposite. I

(01:26):
try to limit it at night because I have to
wake up and pee all the time. Right, and I'm
getting older and I'm self conscious about my stream power.
Really is that bad? Is it low? No, it's it's average.
What is that into? Why do you think stream power
equals prostate strength? Yes, it's a stosteroom age. Has nothing
to do with you. Guys ever have to deal with

(01:47):
just like if you jump on a trampoline, depe No.
But if you women do, it's a thing. Like many
of my friends were talking about it. I mean, it's
just such a thing, and I especially if you've had
a baby, which I haven't had a baby, but I
still it's still a struggle of like what is happening?
I can't even go do anything. Okay. Sometimes we talked
about how we have to like sit still for like

(02:08):
five minutes and not stand up because like mentally we're
trying to like make it go away, because if we
stand up then it's over. Do you ever laugh so hard? Yes? Yes,
that's not a medical problem. That's just life. Now, it's
just like a m it's just God, it's just life.
Welcome to being a woman. Well, if we don't fully
it may happen with time. It might start happening to

(02:30):
you different though, because we have a whole plumbing system.
But I'm saying if we don't fully like shake, then
it can dribble, and that that's an issue for us.
That's why I wanted my son to start using the
toilet paper. I do want do dab, but I do.
Why But that doesn't mean it won't dribble later, I know.
But my husband is like, you cannot dab. Why But
if he if he's in a locker room with a

(02:51):
bunch of guys and he starts dabbing, well you don't
do it when other guys are. But who's gonna watch anyway?
Talking about I'll ever watch just in case, like you're
ever in public and you're the kid that dabs, He
didn't want him to like get made fun of. Well,
my watch was a little little tied today, and then
this this happened. Yeah, and then I come on the
air and tell the story, and this is what happens. Hey,

(03:13):
glad everybody's here coming up in a little bit. Amy's
dad was almost taking advantage of in an online scam.
Oh man, And so she's going to share that with
us to make sure that doesn't happen to us or
to other older folks. A phone scam. Yeah, you talk
to people and you click stuff. Yeah, well stuffs happening
to a lot of people. Luckily I'm in charge of
him right now, So otherwise he would have been like, well,

(03:34):
what's the deal. By the way, is he in today? Uh?
What's today? Wednesday? Yes? Today, today's moving in m Yeah.
I was supposed to be yesterday, but we just we
were not ready. His room has everything has to be ready,
and we were not. We tried, and then we were like,
oh so he's still Yeah. The rehab hospital he'll transport
today is oh my gosh, he'll be eighty one in

(03:55):
May and he's still struggling from eighty sorry from from
his camp. Yes, yeah, And he was totally high functioning,
and then how to surgery in twenty eighteen to remove
cancer and his life completely changed. So well, good luck,
big day. I know, are you excited or scared or both?
I know that this is going to be the best
thing for him, so I'm so excited for him to

(04:16):
spend this time with us. But then yes, I'm also scared.
It is time to open the Mailbagbies, mailbag, Bobby Bones.
I'm a junior in high school. My mom has brought
to my attention that she wants to go to college
with me. I'm an only child. By the way, I

(04:38):
don't want her to go because one, I don't want
my mom to control my college life and embarrass me too.
If she goes to college, she'll probably control my life
in multiple ways post college. I love my mom, but
she does not need to move with me when I
move for college. She needs to have boundaries. Is there
any advice you can give me on how to talk
to her without us hurting her feeling? Thanks you guys.

(05:02):
That's from Mason. Do you hear that helicopter? Helicopter Eddie,
I'm gonna go to you first year you are a
helicopter parent. Yeah, all of us. Eddie would be the
one to move. I would say, I'm very protective of
my children. Yes, okay, it's not like they're not. I
mean very protective. Go ahead. This is outrageous. This is

(05:23):
the craziest thing I've ever heard. But here's the thing.
I don't think that there's anything he can do to
persuade or not to do this. This has to be
an outside source to say, like, hey, you're this is
not right. You gotta let him go to college. That's
a part of understanding how you're gonna like be in
the real world. You can't be there for him that time. Yeah,
I think you need to tell your mom, Hey, this

(05:43):
is time for me to grow myself, like, not grow
with you. I've grown the last eighteen years with you,
like I need to have I need to learn how
to be an adult without my mom. Although now that
we're older and I see eighteen year olds, I see
what they that. I'm like, they're about to go live
by themselves and take care of like do adult things

(06:05):
like that. It's crazy to me that that that we
did that. But here we are. We all did it.
We all survived. None of our parents moved with us.
Everybody you see walking around survived everybody, all of us.
Oh why do they look so little now? It's like
sixteen year old driving cars. Oh yeah, you're like dan
kids do the darned stings look at that? Yeah, but

(06:25):
you got to be on the same page, right, Oh yeah, No,
I don't. I'm not a fan of it. And I
think she or Mason, was saying like, I need my
mom to have boundaries. But Mason, it's okay for you
to have boundaries and express your boundaries, right, And you
need to tell your mom that you have boundaries, and
you know, communicate it with her in a like really thoughtful,

(06:46):
authentic way, just be real with her, And I think
maybe she'll understand. Well, you have another year too, by
the way, if you're a junior in high school, you
have your whole senior year to convince or not to
move with you. But I think you can also do
things to make her feel better, like, Hey, I don't
want you to move with me because I need I
want to be an adult by myself, like I want
to spread my wings. However, you can come every third
week and spend the week in there, like you can

(07:07):
actually put in little clauses that will probably make her
feel a little better in the end. You're very lucky
because she loves you. Yeah. There you go, like, don't
be lost and think that this just stinks and life stinks,
because man, people would love to have a parent. Like
when I went to college. Before I moved off, two
days before I was like, hey, guys, I'm leaving to
go to college. Didn't nowhere. They didn't know where I
was going. I was like, hey, I've been accepted. I'm
gonna go to college. I'll see you guys later, packed

(07:29):
up a car. Left. They didn't know where I was
going when I was going nothing, they didn't get Nobody asked, right,
It probably would have been really helpful if you had
your mom help you move in, find a place to live,
like do all the things the grocery store with you.
Like I think of when I hear you say that,
I think of, Wow, how lucky I was to have
parents that, even though they weren't together, my mom and

(07:49):
dad were still very involved and they wanted to show
up on my moving day. You know, Like, that's hard
to go through a big life change like that alone. Yeah,
it's packed up my stuff, you know, moved to college
I was like, I'll be at this college if you
need me. And then when I got there, I gave
him my dorm phone number and that was it. But
that was that's how I was raised. Like I didn't

(08:09):
have a lot of rules. Nobody really cared that much.
And so so, first of all, Mason, feel lucky that
your mom loves you so much she wants to smother
you with her love. However, she should love you enough
to respect that you don't want her to go with you.
It's gonna be hard for her, but understand and appreciate that.
But you have to set boundaries and you should also

(08:30):
create a few clauses for her. She can be here
at this time. She can, so she feels it, but
I think in a year she'll be over it. Anyway,
it's probably just reacting a little bit now because she's
knowing where you're going and it's the reality of its
setting in. All Right, there you go, Mason, good luck.
But if you need us to talk to her, we will, Like,
you can set up a call with us, we talk
to your mom. I'd be happy to. Yeah, I think
that'd be cool. She needs to hear from other parents

(08:52):
and be like it's not good. Yeah, well let's Mason.
If you get back to us, we'll set up a call. Otherwise,
good luck. You're on the right here. Go live your
life and we'll talk to you soon. All that's the mailbag,
And that was Bobby's mailbag on the phone right now
is down in Flagstaff, Arizona. Hey, Don, what's going on?

(09:12):
Oh my god, crazy? What's up Bobby? Morning ThisDay, morning morning.
I got a question for you. I need some advice.
I got a um. I'm working for a company in
Flagstaff and there's another company that does the exact same thing,

(09:33):
and they called and recruited me for a dollar fifty raise.
But my dilemma is the company I worked for is
extremely laid back. The boss never really even bothers me.
I have it really easy, and then this new boss
it's kind of hard to work for. So I'm getting
a little bit of a raise, but I'm not sure
if I should go for it because of the work

(09:55):
the situation with the box. So this is a quality
of life question, which nice pay raise it is, but
how do you need this pay raise? Like? Need need
it for any reason? It would help a lot. I
just got a new car payment, I got a mortgage that,
I got two kids, and then my wife to stay

(10:15):
at home quite so Okay, So I guess my next
question would be how thick is your skin when it
comes to people going, hey, you aren't doing a good job,
or hey, you need to do more. I've been in
construction for about five years now, and I've been yelled
at on the job type. It doesn't bother me to
go back to work. So you feel like not at all,

(10:36):
you feel like you're a good worker. Oh, yeah, for sure,
I get it. Yeah, I say that you go for
that dollar fifty if you have a thick skin and
you actually need need the money, I say go get it,
and then work out of that, get another raise, get
another position. Um, I say go for it dollar fifties
at a significant hourly raise, as long as you can

(11:00):
take whatever that new boss is going to give you.
I think that's a nice move. Amy. Yeah. No, I
think that you're going to be faced with all different
types of people throughout life, and you have to learn
how to, like make sure you can still get your
stuff done regardless of how a boss or a co
worker or somebody else is acting, and you'll you'll find
your way and hopefully you can show up to work
every day and still and it not affects you in

(11:21):
a negative way. That's what you have to prevent from happening.
And then boom, you got your race. Well also, as
long as you know what you're getting into, it's not
such a shock to the system once you get into it.
If you know this boss is tough to work for,
you can kind of go in and know your situation
and react and prepare accordingly. It's when you don't that's
what gets you. But don we say go for it,
Go get that raise, Go live a better life, Go

(11:43):
take care of those kids. Dollar fifty, go get it. Man.
All right, there is you just needed that kick in
the pants. Yeah you welcome, all right, don have a
good day, bun, Yeah, thank you. I feel good. Oh,
I feel so good. We love that. They all right done?
Buds back and let us know. Yeah, see later, Jennifer

(12:03):
and North Carolina. You're on the Bobby Bones Show. What's
going on with you? Good morning studio. My question is
for Lunchbox. I would like to know where he got
his nickname from. All right, Lunchbox, Oh yeah, on the
third grade, I wanted a Superman lunchbox from Walmart, and
my mom wouldn't get it for me, so I tried
to stick it under my shirt and steal it. And
when we were walking out of the store, she was like,
is there something under your shirt? And I was like nope,

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and that's when she made me go give it back
to the manager. Okay, I was just one of this.
I'm not usually there's a good story behind every nickname,
so that's kind of curious where yours come from. All right, Jennifer,
are you feel fulfilled? Yes? Thank you? All right, thank
you very much. Is that the real story? I let

(12:44):
lunchbox tell his story these days, that's just the one
who's the real story. That's just the one we go
with now. It's changed over the years, for sure. I
know other ones. I think these are like eight other ones. Yeah, yeah,
thank you for the call. If you guys want to
hit us up, you can eight seven seven, seven seventy seven.
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(13:50):
my two kids. The morning time and the night times,
A lot of those you miss. Those are some of
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up and kind of getting ready for the day and
sort of having a moment together to connect at night,
being able to put him to bed. I'm more good.
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He is on a mission. His goal is to get
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pharmacy when the local pharmacy closed and he saw locals
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every single night. His family made a huge sacrifice as well.

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His wife is pregnant with the first child, and out
of the abundance of caution, she's been staying in New
Jersey with her parents so he can continue to serve
the community so he doesn't get something from them and
passed to her. Once he made a home delivery for
a child wearing a Superman costume and it was such
a hit. He's now donning the superhero suit giving out
COVID vaccines too elderly as well. Cool that's why they

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call him the superhero pharmacist back around. The locals love him.
He's been working NonStop. I'm sure I'll have a place
in this community for as long as he wants it.
And that's a fantastic story. That is what it's all about.
That was tell me something good show Sorry the day.
This story comes to us from San Diego, California. A

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twenty five year old man was at the San Diego
Zoo and he had his two year old daughter and
they were at the elephant exhibit and he was like,
you want to see the elephants up closer. Here, I'll
take you closer. He climbed over one barricade over another.
Fans started walking up to the elephant, and the elephant
started charging him and his daughter. Luckily he got out unscathed,
but he was arrested. Didn't he drop his daughter when

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the elephant started running out? Saying good dude, geez? But
he wanted to show her the elephants up close, and
then he wanted to get himself. He's like, you take her? Yeah, crazy, huh,
I'm lunchboxed. That's your bone head story of the day. Okay,
So what happened with your dad? He got a phone
call saying that his bank account was overdrawn. Does he

(16:04):
answer the phone if someone calls? Yes, And he was
like freaking out because his bank account was overdrawn, and
so he calls us, and of course we just go
online and look and we can easily tell Dad, your
bank account is not overdrawn. Don't talk to those people.
If they call you, don't give them any information because

(16:25):
they're trying to get they're taking advantage of you, and
they want you to give them their information so they
can get into your account and overdraw you. So, I mean,
it was just crazy. Because my dad is elderly, he's sick,
he like his cognitively, he's not all the way there.
And I guess I shouldn't say he's sick and just
say he's older and recovering from stuff. So he's brain

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he's just not He could easily get taken advantage. So
what did he learn from this? Well, I hope he
learned don't don't don't engage in those phone calls. I mean,
I'm thankful that he reached out to us to handle it,
But I mean, I don't know how much information honestly
he gave them, And I asked and he said he
didn't give that much, but who knows. He also sometimes

(17:09):
doesn't remember if he ate that day. You know. Well,
also too, he may not have known his account numbers. Yeah,
I know, I'm thankful, but he can he can reach
over and get the piece of paper and look at it.
I just if he was at home, like luckily, like
we were able to be there and help him, because
I don't know if they're like, all right, we'll gather
your information and we'll call you back in an hour.

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But we've told him like, don't talk to these people.
But I guarantee you had he been maybe in a
little bit of a different place and maybe at his
assisted living place, sitting on the couch watching some basketball
and someone called, he would have had access to his
checkbook right there, and he'd been like, well, the routing
number is da da dada. Well he doesn't have like
ten warranties does he on his car? Now? Loose people
call me all the time. He's like, well, called for

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the vehicle service department. There have to be people to
fall for them. There wouldn't be so many people that
are making those calls. There is one hundred percent, And
I think that they pray specifically on I don't know
if there's a way to find out like what age
group you're calling. Maybe maybe not. You just roll the
dice and see if you get if you hear an
elderly person or like sweet that was probably gonna be
easier because I could see how they take advantage of

(18:13):
older people, no problem. And I used to think, how man,
how are the old people even falling for it? But
now that I witnessed sleep in my conversations with my
dad is no problem? And how he was calling us
freaking out that he was overdrawn, like I was like,
not good. Well, I often answer my phone likes yes, hello,
and they get really excited. You're like, oh, it's get hello, sir. Yeah.

(18:34):
I was talking to a friend who someone accidentally benmode
him five hundred dollars. Oh wow, and he didn't know
the person. The person reaches out and I was like, hey,
accidentally Ben mooded you five hundred bucks. Can you send
me the five hundred bucks back? Sorry? I send it
to a wrong person. Because what happens is if you
have to send someone a venmo. For example, if Eddie's cousin,
Eddie's like, hey, can you my cousin's running fanas footballa

(18:56):
can you send him a hundred bucks? So I could
end him one hundred bucks? But it goes. Are you
sure you know this part? Like there are these steps
to make sure you don't but you still can accidentally
venmo someone money. So he has venmowed this money. The
guy reaches down and goes, hey, I need that money back.
Can you send it back? So what happens is you
don't send it back because what they've done is stolen

(19:18):
a credit card or a debit card, sent money from
that to you turn it into real money. Oh right,
I would have got caught. I would have got got
And then you send it back and they get it
and then they go back the person who has a
card and claims their money back. So you're the only
one that's out the money. Dang, because they go get
a See that's how they're getting the young people, and

(19:39):
they're getting the old people just regular telephone. Old people
are sending carrier pigeons and gone, and then they hit
the young people with venmo scams. That's crazy. How much
of your life do you, guys use your phone to
pay stuff with like enter your past? Okay wow? Almost none? Yeah?
Almost none? Only when I got a pay for like

(20:00):
a fantasy football league or something like that. But that's it.
And what do you use I got I got into
venmo because no one uses PayPal or what is it called?
Is it PayPal. Yeah, that's what I use. I love PayPal,
but no one has it anymore. The only time I
use PayPal. But there's some websites that you buy from that. Yeah,
but ven mojes to transfer money back and forth the
whole time. But do you still pay bills by check? Yeah?

(20:21):
Mail them, I mean, because it's just scary to me
to leave it online and trust a computer. If the
computers go down, then you don't know you're I mean,
it's just you can't trust computer. But you know what
check is a computer? Right, You're not actually sending them
the money. They're computer numbers on the bottom of it.
It's just paper. But then I know what, I don't
really get. I don't understand that. But I send them

(20:42):
that so I know that I sent it, so I
know it's taken care of that unless the mailman takes
my check, which, by the way, as story for another
day about the mailman maybe being a little shady. You're
a mailman. I'm gonna hold off on the shady mailman story.
Now you know it. It's not my mailman. Oh, I
do know this. We think there's a shady mailman out
there stealing very important stuff. That's a story for another day.

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On the phone right now is Gabriella in North Dakota. Gabriella,
what's happening with you? Hey, Bobby, I was wondering if
you could give me some advice. Okay, happy to help.
What you guy? Okay? So I'm going to be getting married,
but I have been really pulling back and forth if
I should invite my side at the family or not,
because it's kind of been like a never ending feud
with them, and they go back and forth if they

(21:31):
want to be in my life or if they hate me,
And I don't know if I want a bunch to
draw on my wedding. Possibly, but I also know if
I don't invite them, they're gonna like hold it over
to me, like for the rest of my life. That's
a heavy question. I tend to side on. Your wedding
is about you, and if something's happening at your wedding

(21:53):
that doesn't make you comfortable, you don't have it at
your wedding, especially if they don't make you comfortable. If
there's not some come to Jesus where we love each
other and you feel like you can get through this
without drama. I wouldn't have them at the wedding because
this is not something you're throwing for everybody else. Your
wedding is for you. And obviously you're the groom, the guy,
the husband. But that's it. You don't have to invite anybody.

(22:17):
What do you think? Well, I mean I think that
if you don't invite them, that this could be that
sends a very strong message of like like making the
feud go even longer. Like what if some of them
decide they never want to talk to her again because
of that. I'm not ending a feud because they want
to come to a wedding any cake, because the way
me inviting them to the wedding is not gonna help,
not gonna fix anything. Could it be an alive branch

(22:39):
as long as they behave Why don't we have dinner?
How about that olive branch. Let's have dinner before the wedding.
Because if they come to my wedding and they make it,
that's you're forever known as the person to invite a
trouble to your wedding. No, I know I agree with
you that like you don't you shouldn't have drama at
your wedding. And I hate that she even has to
make this decision because it's family and that sucks. Like
they should put you above everything else, and maybe they

(22:59):
can't do that on this one day. Maybe they can't.
What's the deal here, Gabriella. If you invite them, do
you think if you had to bet money on it,
there would be drama at your wedding? Oh god, I
feel like it's like a fifty percent chance. It's pretty strong.
I bet that. I mean, Okay, here's what I would say.
This is not the exact answer. My first My exact
answer is, no matter who it is, don't bring drama

(23:22):
to the wedding. That's it. That's the end of that answer.
If something is probably gonna be dramatic, don't have it. However,
could you not when is your wedding, by the way,
one day, it's going to be next year? I have
to plan ahead. Great, love it to school and everything
even better? How about you work to mend that relationship
between now and then. If this wedding was in two weeks,

(23:43):
don't invite them. I would go ahead and say it
not for you. However, you have a year. Why can't
you start to slowly try to patch things up to
where this isn't even a question. You have to be
best friends with them, but you can make it so
you're building so when they show up to your wedding,
you're not keeping one eye looking over at that part

(24:04):
of the family going I wonder what they're gonna do.
So that would be my encouragement. Try to build back
a bond, a relationship so much that you don't worry
about drama. You're probably never gonna be all the way
close to them, and heck, if it doesn't work out,
then you know for sure you made the right decision. Okay,
good luck, all right, thank you. I get a lot

(24:24):
of people asking me if I'm inviting my biological father
to the wedding, and what do you think I'm doing? No, no, No,
you don't think so. Wow, I don't think so. You
guys think I'm still holding at that tight I don't
think it's that. I think you're inviting people that you're
close to and you're not close to him. Well, you'd
be surprised to know that I am not inviting. I

(24:45):
haven't invited him. I don't plan on it. I don't
have a relationship with them. My sister does, but I
do not so, and I don't just want to be like,
here's an invite for the sake of an invite, you know,
and then it's gonna be weird because who's gonna walk
me down the aisle? Him or I can talk Keith,
you know, and they're boats holding each arm. You don't,

(25:06):
you don't. You can do whatever you want. Yeah, that's
what I was telling Caitlin. Was not about walking down
the aisle. But I thought I did walk down the aisle.
I was kind of told I, didn't you come through
the back. Here's what happened. I said, I wonder about
my song is gonna be when I walked down the aisle.
She was like, what are you talking about? I said, like,
I haven't picked my song yet for when I'm walking down.

(25:29):
She's like, You're not walking from anywhere? You just like
show up? Wait, no, no, no, you walk down the
aisle from the side. Didn't ray walk down the aisle
and ended up right in the front. Well maybe there
wasn't a side. There was. Yeah, it was a smaller chapel.
I had to see my grandmother and my mom. So yes,
I did walk down the aisle, but it wasn't like
an extravagant thing. I just did it and stood up there. Yeah.
I wanted to have like a boa on. I wanted

(25:53):
my music to play. I mean, I guess coming from
the backside or wherever, like the quote unquote alter will
be like you can file in with your groomsmen to
maybe a particular song. No, but I needed it like
I was gonna walk No, and like I would point
at the DJ. Nice, is it even a DJ at
that point? Yeah? Typically no, but you can do it.

(26:16):
You can do whatever you want. Yeah, And so I
wanted to like, you know, what are the sire? Sire?
And pointed the DJ. Get everybody up and HiPE, Get
up everybody again, I give some high fives, like our
spotlights going in circles, kind of like the start of

(26:36):
the game. Maybe I'm getting confused. Maybe I feel like
I'm getting introducing a basketball game. You bring out your
groomsmen and number sang it so well. I was told
that doesn't happen after all that, and that I am

(27:00):
not walking down the aisle. She will be walking down
the aisle. Yes. The big debate is while I cry
when she walks down the aisle, I don't know. I
honestly don't know. I could see you crying for sure,
and then I could see you holding it together. You're
good at compartmentalizing. Yeah, I wonder how funny I make

(27:21):
my vowels. She's not gonna want you to know. I
know you're gonna make She's like, it's not a show
for everybody else, but she's attracted to your humor. So
I think a few jokes are fine. Just don't make
the whole thing a joke. What if I bring like
a little drum set and go, No, that's a good idea.

(27:41):
Have Eddie set it up beside me, a little snare
with a little symbol. But yeah, boy, I just flew
in from this into like a comedy show. None of
this is happening. Case Caitlin happens to hear this, none
of this is happening. But man, I did think I
was walking into a song. But you can make your
wedding your own thing, right, Yes, whatever I want, that's right.

(28:08):
You're Amy's pile of stories. So Garth Brooks opened up
about his time with Tricia at home when she had
coronavirus and how they use that time stuck together in
the house and they used it to work on their relationship.
They've been together fifteen years, and they said they went
over stuff that bugs each other and tried to work
through it. I always like to have those talks when

(28:29):
I can leave, not whenever we're trapped together. Yeah. No,
they said it was definitely like they were trapped. But
you know, Tricia said that they're in it for the
long haul, so they want to work through the stuff. Hey,
good for them. They're more richer than I am. That's
why they're the goats. All right? What else? So, do
you ever use Google to settle an argument? Every argument? Actually? Really,
I'm glad you asked every single argument, I guess. But

(28:53):
most of the time your head is right. Most of
the Google inside your brain. The only thing I'm not
good at. Kaitlin and I were talking about this last
night is knowing what you're at happened in my life
because I was talking about first of all, we have
part of Dancing with the Stars is last year, and
she's like, that was like twenty eighteen, and they're like,
oh yeah, yeah, I'm sorry about that. But I never
know what year and things in my life happened because

(29:14):
it blurs. But I would say finding the years things
happened is one of the biggest arguments. Historical questions is
another one, because I feel like I'm pretty on ninety
nine percent of the time with history. But then I'll
Google it, and I'll do the thing where I'm like,
I don't know, but google it. If I say google it,
that means I think I'm right. Well, I actually have
the top five topics that we use Google for when
we're in a disagreement. And at number five the actor

(29:36):
or actress who was in that movie that you can't remember? Yeah,
that's I probably go to IMDb before a Google though,
and click all the little images of all the movie
trailers and being like, all right, which one of these
have I seen that they're in? And it four is
the spelling of something? At number three, what year something happened?
At two politics and at number one historical events. What

(29:57):
about politics do you search? I mean maybe like what
year someone was president? Well that's a what year? Or
what a lull is or what's allowed or I don't know,
but a bunch of well like seventy seven percent of us.
We get a lot of satisfaction when we google something
we weren't sure about and then we find out we're right. Yeah,
there you go. Okay. A New York tattoo parlor has

(30:17):
designed an ink that will fade in just over a year.
Like as of right now, if you want a tattoo,
you either have the temporary one that washes off in
the shower, or you've got the permanent one forever. But
now tattoos aren't forever anymore because they've created a way
where you can get a tattoo it'll fade over the year.
I don't trust it yet. I need to see someone
getting this and then look in a year, so it's

(30:38):
not just some dark you know, strip that didn't fully
go away. Good call. I think they know this because
they have tested it out all yeah, I'll know. I
need to see it happen for a year. But it's
good for people that don't want to fully commit to
a lifetime tattoo, but maybe they want to. I think
that would be great, a yearly one. You want to
try to sleep for a year hurt. Is it needle

(30:58):
in or is it like a sharpie? It may he
doesn't go as deep, but I think it's the inh
that's different. That's pretty cool though, A year tattoo. Get
your nice neck tattooed for a year. See what it's like.
I've always wanted to be a bad boy. I Amy.
That's my pile. That was Amy's pile of stories. It's
time for the good news. So when Darius Brown was

(31:23):
eight years old, his sister taught him how to make
bow ties. Then when he started making them for friends
around school, He's like, oh, me and me, I'm onto something.
I'll start making them for people. Then he realized he
could use his talent to help animals, so a couple
of years later, at ten years old, he started making
bow ties for cats and dogs at shelters to help
them get adopted, especially elderly ones or older ones that

(31:45):
people didn't really want. And now it's he's fourteen years old.
So he has donated over six hundred bow ties in
all these years, which is super cool and obviously a
lot of animals have gotten adopted because of him and
his mom. I'm just helped him launch a Facebook and
Instagram page where people can donate because obviously it costs
money to make them, and it's called bow and pause.

(32:08):
I'm a sucker for an animal in a bow tie?
Oh yeah they're cute. Yeah they're like exponentially raises their cuteness.
If I went to a shelter, there was the same animal,
no bow tie and bow tie. I'm for sure adopting
the bow tie animal. Yeah, that's awesome. Good for you, kid,
that's what it's all about. That was tell me something good.

(32:29):
Here's a voicemail from Vanessa. I just wanted to call
and tell you I thought both your books. I love
the first one so far, can't put it down. And
I just want to thank you for being an inspiration
to me and all your listeners. Oh, thank you very much.
Like here, well, thank you very much. I turned into
Elvis when I feel awkward after a compliment. That's very
nice of you. Thank you. If you guys want to

(32:49):
call and leave us a voicemail at any time. Eight seven,
seven seventy seven, Bobby over to Amy Now with the
Morning Corny. The Morning Corny. Why did the belt get arrested?
Why did the belt get arrested? He held up a
pair of pants. That was the Morning Corny. That's funny though.

(33:19):
Yesterday we're talking about how we knew our significant others
were made for us, just like the jacoensong made for
you and lunchbox. You said you knew your wife was
made for you when when I would go out to
the bars and she would tell me, hey, if you're
gonna kiss other girls, just no tongue. That was the rule.
And so I was like, dang, this chick is down,
like she is cool, Like she gets it, she understand

(33:40):
gets it. What did she get she gets it? I'm
gonna I'm an attractive dude that chicks are gonna, you know,
throw themselves at me, and that I just got to
be cool with it. Here we go. Here is you
talking to your wife? Yes? Yeah, here we go. I
want to know the rule about when we were dating.
When i'd go out, you would say, if you're gonna
kiss another girl, what no tongue? Boom wait, Okay, there's

(34:06):
got to be more to that, Like was that a joke? Yeah,
listen the start of that conversation. We're sitting there and
she gets the mail and I was like, I want
to talk to you about that rule, and she's like,
what ruin? I was like, the rule? She goes the
no tongue and then that's how we got to that.
So there you go. Right there. It tells you you
guys don't ever go back. So it was just with dating,

(34:28):
not with marriage. If you went to a bar now,
I probably should probably say, can't kiss other chicks, But
I don't know. I've never asked her that. I haven't
had that conversation. So yeah, I have that one. Please,
I'll have that conversation with her today. But you guys
didn't believe me that my wife when we were dating
said that, like, some chicks are cool, some aren't, and

(34:48):
my wife is obviously pretty freaking cool. And how long
into the relationship did she allowed that? Oh? A year?
I mean whenever would you take advantage of that? Listen,
I didn't take advantage of anything. If things happened, if
a girl came up and kissing me, hey, he's not
answering you directly, he would just say yes, say hey listen.
That always means whatever happened, no take advantage. I didn't

(35:12):
take advantage of anything. I just followed the rule. Ask
of that next one. Okay, if I was to go
out as a married man, yeah, there'd be no did
he say he already did it? And then no, why
not what she says? That's the way to really test it, right,
because in theory, everything works. Okay, let us know, I

(35:33):
will okay. Story about this guy who won the lottery,
won a million bucks in lottery. Name's Nick slatten He
misplaced the winning ticket. He searched everywhere. He's like, I
gotta retrack my steps. Start to retracking his steps. It
was in the parking lot of an autoparts store he
was at earlier. A million bucks laying on the ground
of the parking lot. Wow, that's amazing. That's like double luck.

(35:56):
Yeah no, no, no, no, no no. My question is
how do you lose it in the first place? How
do you have a million dollars and just casually lay
it in your car? I mean you got a staple
to your body. There is no way. Oh my god.
A man hit it big in the lottery and now.
Nick Slattin says he bought the winning ticket after a
drink after a long day of work laying tile. When

(36:17):
he checked the numbers, he was thrilled to see that
ticket it was worth over a million bucks. Quote. I
was stunned. I couldn't believe it. I can't express it
was something else. He rushed to tell his fiance a
Michelle about their new fortune. Ransom Errands took his brother
to the autoparts store. About an hour later, he realized
I lost the ticket. He ran errands. Yeah, you know,
he couldn't find it anywhere. After retracing his steps, which

(36:40):
he did the whole thing. Okay, let me see where
I've been. He found it on the ground in the
parking lot of the autoparts store, right near someone else's car. Quote,
it's a million dollar ticket and someone stepped right over it.
Now he claimed his jackpot. He and his fiance planning
to keep working, buy a new house on a car. Awesome. Oh,
just imagine if I was walking through that autoport Arts

(37:00):
parking lot and I found that million dollars? What would
you do? Would you go, hey, I found this ticket
or would you just cashing an act like you won.
I'm cash it and I have like I won. And
then when this guy goes, no, you found my ticket,
what would you say? Where's your name on it? Bud finders, keepers, losers, wheepers.
You know what I'm saying. You really dig in and
say that? Absolutely? How can they listen? If I find

(37:21):
it on the ground, he has no right to it.
If I go and throw one hundred dollar bill out
in the parking lot right and someone comes up and
pick it up, I'm like, oh, that's my one hundred dollars. Sorry.
Wait wait, So does he go finders, keepers, loses, wheepers
and stick to the story that he bought it himself? Yeah? Yeah,
is it you found his ticket or you bought it yourself?
What story are you going with? Well, see, they're gonna

(37:43):
have video evidence of him buying a ticket, and there's
gonna be no video evidence of me buying a ticket.
So if they have video evidence been buying a ticket,
and he was like, listen, I was working hard all day.
I was land high all day, doing real work. But legally,
what does Legally he can probably have the ticket sign
the back of it. If he said that, I'd be like, look, man, finders, keepers, losers, wheepers.
You wouldn't go let's just split it, split it. No,

(38:05):
I'm the one that has the ticket. You want, Hey,
you want what was the price ticket? Two dollars? I'll
give you your two dollars back. There is no chance
that would be my ticket, Okay. I wouldn't be the millionaire.
I'd be the one with the big check at the
lottery office, and I would let's say, let's flip it.
You're the one that dropped in a parking accidentally. I said,
pretend let's say that it happens and someone finds it.

(38:26):
Do you expect them to give it back to you?
Or say finders keepers? They better give it back. But
if you're irresponsible enough to lose a million dollars ticket,
then that's your fault. Sorry, Like I mean, do you?
I mean, do you guys not agree? Like? So, if
you find one hundred dollars in a parking lot or
more bucks in a million bucks a little different. It's
a whole different thing. But also, can you find a

(38:48):
million dollar winning lottery ticket laying on the ground on
the street, You're gonna try to track down the owner.
I'm gonna go, Hey, I bound a ticket. It want
a bunch of money? Tell me how at one, Tell
me where you got it from, show me prove, and
if so, I'll give it back to you. You're you're
a better man than I am. Then, But what if

(39:12):
there's just no chance I'd be king? Here's another one.
A Michigan woman won a four million dollar lottery Jackpott
on a scratch off ticket, and she will now retire.
She's from Oakland County, Michigan. She is remaining anonymous. She
is taking the one time lump some payment of two
point five million dollars and just retiring. Now. I'm asking you, Lunchbox,

(39:33):
if you won the two point five million dollars, would
you retire? Would you not come back to the radio
show man? Two point five millions a lot. I don't
know how much two point five million is because I've
never seen that much amount of money, and I've never
talked to a banker person. But if I could live
off two point five million, then I'd retire and they'll
come back. You wouldn't keep two point five million, right,

(39:53):
So first of all, lump is two point five and
then they're gonna take forty forty five percent from taxes. Yeah,
i'd it's not to a banker, dude, you'd get about
one point three million. What do you need the banker
to explain to you if I can, if I can
retire off that, I don't know. I need to see
the money, he says, to see how much like dumping
the floor in front of you for Wednesday, Because I mean,

(40:20):
like I said, I've never seen that amount of money.
So a banker. Dude will be able to show it
to me and be like, okay if you like you
guys said like, okay, if you used this on Wednesday,
this on Thursday, this is how much you're gonna have.
So man, it would be very tempting to walk away
from this radio station. And I mean just I'd leave
my keycard out front. You guys get it on Monday morning.
One point five million dollars roughly, Again, what what she's

(40:41):
literally going to get? Yeah? Why not use that to
supplement in a great way that you can buy a
new house. You really could buy off your house, kids college,
and then you would have it a little bit left over.
I understand that, but my kids need to work for college. Like,
if you just give it to him, are they going
to appreciate it? Because I didn't. I didn't. I had
to pay for college. So I plan on paying for

(41:02):
my kids college and I didn't. I had to pay
for college. Oh, my dad paid for my college. I
appreciate it. Question is one point five million dollars are
you retiring from this radio show? And I'd had to retire,
I'd probably had to retire the banker. I haven't just
tell me where I could live, what kind of mansion
I could live in? Okay, okay, yeah you're forty. Now,

(41:23):
how it depends on how old do you think you're living?
And then you got to think of end of life.
You're not buying a huge mansion and having any money
left over. Scott just listed hers for two points. They
sold it for two point four million dollars. That's a mansion.
He gets a really nice house. But you're talking, I
don't know what you mean by mansion. I guess there's

(41:44):
also what's a mansion to you? I'm like a like
a drawbridge that goes over the Yet you ain't get
any mood to Narnia or some kind for that. Yeah, okay,
And you're still playing a lottery. So buy a lottery
every two weeks, every two weeks, every paycheck, hundred fifty bucks.
Let's get paid. And then I do the Powerball and
making millions every week, so probably more than Yeah, Well,

(42:07):
we'd be happy or annoyed at lunchbox wins. I don't know.
I don't know how i'd feels. Oh, he wants this
so badly. Okay, there are a lot of things I
want so badly, and we're happy for you when you
get him. Yeah, but I wouldn't want to take. He
would take stuff from people to make that happen. Okay,
like you would steal from someone to Oh well, if
he steals for it, then no, I'm not gonna be happy.

(42:28):
But if he genuinely just goes my as a ticket
and then wins one night, I'm happy, so happy. I'd
be happy for him. Yeah. Would you even call us
and let us know your qudding? You would never hear
from me again. I just I just disappear. I believe it.
You would see like he would come in and be like, man,
lunch must be sick. Let's call his phone and it
wouldn't answer you back, man, he must be really sick.
And then after about a week he'd probably be like, pang,

(42:49):
he won the lottery, so you podcast or anything? Oh,
I wouldn't know by podcast, swarm loser. Sorry, we wouldn't
know because you your moug would be I won the lottery.
You're right, I'd be at the lottery office. The next
you'd buy Billboard proclaiming conference CNN. You know what a
Fox movie they don't cover that, they'll be there. Okay,

(43:10):
Oh man, it would be awesome, and I'd go on
all the late night talk tours like, hey, Jimmy faw
you want to have me on talking about the latter.
Let's go Good Morning America. You know, here are your
top three songs in country music. Number three this week
is a former Number one, it's Parmelely and Blanco Brown
Just the Way I Love You? At number two Brett

(43:33):
Young Lady, beous Back Murmur, and number one Thomas Rhett.
What's your country song? So Thomas Ruret's gonna put out
a double album? I think everybody's putting out double albums now.
Everybody has seen what Morgan walland did you put out
a great record? Which his were two? You put out two?

(43:55):
You get more credit because more songs are being streamed,
like he set the trend just doing it. Thomas Rett's
doing it, and I'm saying, people go, how many songs
you made to put like tweeting it. That's just them going,
I'm putting out a double album. And they probably wrote
a lot during quarantine too. Well, everybody writes a lot
for every record. They always come in like we did
fifty songs, we cut it to twelve. But listen, Morgan
Wallan hit it hard and know everybody's like smartly getting

(44:17):
on that train of let's put out a double album.
I hate double albums, miserable, Like give me six songs
and then just give me five or six songs three
times a year. I got hate. Double albums were the
worst thing. Sometimes don't listen to a single songs just
some protests. But everybody's doing it get right for a
lot of double albums coming out. The number one rock
song is Chevelle self destructor take my head soones out?

(44:45):
Oh did you take your headphones out a little much?
You like that one lunchbox that wasn't too bad? Turned up?
No okay? And the number one dance song is from
Shane Cod get out of My Head. Remember the good

(45:14):
old days when dance songs were like I'm blue? Good
old days when you were looking for a house. Did
you ever see one that was perfect but like something
and you couldn't really explain it, said, don't buy that house. No,
I've never had that me either, because I think I'm
a pretty logical person. But most people say, because of

(45:36):
superstitious reasons, they've not bought a house. Here you go,
twenty one percent of people said they just felt bad
vibes and we went to a house unless that bad
vibe business house costs too much, there's no bad vibe
for me. You have twenty one percent of people said
I'm not buying the home because it's not an unlucky
street or has an unlucky street number like thirteen. Oh interesting?

(45:57):
Would you buy thirteen? Yes, John and Boulevard? Yes? I
don't have an issue with thirteen. Thirty five percent of
people say that if someone had something bad happened to
them in the house, they wouldn't move into the house.
That I need to consider. I think if it's a
bloody murder, that's different than if someone dies peacefully. Yeah,

(46:17):
because don't we all want to die peacefully? Yes, that'd
be nice. Even if someone was murdered. I don't know
that I have trouble. Here's a good deal. Murdered a
good deal though a good deal? Yeah, Amy, you find
a dream home and it's it's but here's my thing
cheaper because someone was brutally murdered. Would you you know?
I get scared that someone's going to come and recreate,

(46:38):
Like there's gonna be a copycat killer that's gonna come
and kill like, Oh, they're like, oh, someone got murdered
here this way, we better do it again. So has
that ever happened? Like I was about to ask a
follow up, but hasn't ever happened where they go back
to a house with a brutal murder? In my head,
it has so that's why. So you wouldn't buy the

(46:58):
house brutally murdered. Yeah, I don't think so, even if
it's a great deal half off Bogo one A friend
that is so hard Okay, bogo friend lives in that one.
I get the other. Oh, you have to live in
that one. Okay, you're just not buying a murder house.
A murder house is hard for me, not because I
think there's ghosts at all, but legit, the what I

(47:20):
just expressed, which I get is highly unlikely. But I
would just have a hard time sleeping at night thinking
someone's going to come in and do the same thing
to me. I'd have no trouble with the murder house.
They give me the paperwork, you wow, Oh, no trouble
at all. And Halloween's would be awesome because I'd well, no,
I wouldn't have a problem with it. Yeah, I'll murder
me up. Okay, weird, you're the only one. Yeah, No,

(47:41):
I don't. I don't want to live in a murder house,
even though Lunchbox you stayed the night in the murder
house in Iowa. And I mean that was a bad one.
That was bad, but and that was there were spirits.
But I don't think spirits live in every house that
something bad happens, but that one there was something there.
But yes, I mean for a great deal, I'm all
about saving that money. I must about a house. Kind
of for the opposite reason. It wasn't like a superstitious
thing of like, oh, we shouldn't move here. I went

(48:03):
to look. When we were looking at houses, we saw
one and I was like, this is a sign we're
supposed to live here, because we walk in and over
their fireplace. They have this big joy sign. And I
was like, my mom was trying to tell us we
should buy this house. It literally was not perfect for us,
but I thought that was where we needed to be
and the joy of the fireplace was the sign. So
I was like fighting for the house, but my husband

(48:24):
was the rational one. Let me ask this question. Yeah,
if someone being murdered in a house keeps people from
buying it. Shouldn't you go to houses where babies were
accidentally born and they should raise the prices on those
because that's the opposite. Oh yeah, yeah, because if someone yeah,
then that takes the value down to folks. But if
someone's born in the house, they should raise the value. Yeah,
a good one day. My old house had been real expensive.

(48:47):
Why Why because both of my roommates got girls pregnant there,
Like they actually had a home burn on burb accidental.
Oh lucky house, It's time for the good news. LC

(49:11):
buck Shot Smith is the oldest police officer in the
state of Arkansas. He served for forty six years. His
deputy he retired five months later. He's like, man, I'm bored.
I gotta get back out there. He's now ninety one
years old and he's still out patrolling the streets. That crazy.
But does he have a gun? They said he still

(49:32):
has a gun and he drives around in an unmarked
police car. Not have a gun? I know it. I
don't know about this. Is there a bunch of duck
taper up on a stick. It's guy orange tip on it.
I'd like to talk to old buck Shot. Yeah, scoopa.
See if you can line up an interview with Buck

(49:52):
Shot ninety one years old. He's a coffin Arkansas. I'm
looking at him right here. Oh, I would like to
talk to him on the show. Okay, all right, lunchbox,
that's awesome. That's what it's all about. That was tell
me something good. I'm gonna ask you a question in
a minute about the wedding. There's a little debate we
got into last night. Can I kiss a tongue when

(50:15):
I'm up there? And they're like, you may now kiss
the bride? Okay, just think about that. I have my answer. Okay,
I assume since you have it that quick, you're gonna
be anti what I'm want to say. But in a
minute we'll get into that. Okay, let's go over and
do the news. Here we go, Bobby's bag story. Where
do I start today? And I will do the Will

(50:36):
of Fortune story. This Will of Fortune winner donates one
hundred and forty five thousand dollar prize as ay won
too charity. Wow. Yeah, Scott Colebrenner won big on Will
of Fortune last week and he's donating it all to
two charities. You got racked up about forty five thousand
dollars in cash and prizes went on when the bonus puzzle,
adding another on hundred thousand dollar grand prize to his jackpot,
and he has pledged to split it up to Uplift

(50:59):
Family Services in the Los Angeles Regional Food Bank. I
thought that was amazing. He went on the game show,
given all the money away? What's the game show you'd
be the worst on? And I asked that because this
is the one for me, Will of Fortune? You can
put up there the letters M blank V E. And
I'd be like, mo, man, can I get a VOW place?

(51:21):
I'm like, we's gonna pick Oh, he's gonna pick O E.
I'm terrible at will of Fortune. And I used to
watch my grandma every day and she would crush them.
She'd be seventy years old and she'd be like, Jacks brat,
would he no fat? His wifeould he know? Lean? And
I'm like, there's one j up there. I cannot do
Will of Fortune? What's the game show? You're the worst
at Jeopardy? Not a big trivia kid ever, No, never

(51:44):
been good at trivia or just like also too you
have to, you know, to say it that way, Alex?
What is I forget that every time on the board
there'd be C and then a blank and a T
and I'd be like, and the category to be animal
and I go stop. It could be cool. Let me

(52:07):
get a vow. All right, e, that's not kit. I
was that bad at Jeopardy. No, well a fortune Eddie
game show. You're the worst, hands down Jeopardy. I try
to play along with it every time when it's on TV.
I man, I can't. If I were there, I would
never buzz in. I would be too late, I don't
know anything. I'd be so bad at it. Yeah, lunch bugs.

(52:29):
I used to think Jeopardy, but now that we do
easy Trivia, I feel like I'm getting better at trivia,
so I'm learning more. It would be named that tune
now that it's back on. I mean, that would be
impossible for me, because you hear me when we play
music on this show. I'm like, Man, you can play
that song one hundred times and I'd have a one
hundred different guesses. So you feel like you're getting better
at easy Trivia? Yes? Have you ever won? Yeah? I've one? Yes?

(52:49):
Okay yeah yeah, oh yeah, well I'll sounding like I've
number one. The more come on. Now, let's not be crazy.
Also in the news hit It Raymond Bobby's story, a
guy in California found and you may have seen this
on the internet, Shrimp Tells in a box of Cinnamon
Toast Crunch on Monday of this week. Cinnamon Toast Crunch

(53:10):
said quote, it was just an accumulation of the cinnamon sugar.
I saw it, and let me say, it's my favorite cereal,
So I do have bias here. It's the best cereal
poumper pound. It doesn't look like clumps of sugar? Does
it look like shrimp tails. I'm looking at it even
up close right now, it looks like shrimp tails. Boy,

(53:33):
surely they take it to a lab and test it,
But how do we know it was really in there? Yeah,
that's true. I do a full background check on this guy.
See if you ever lied before, right, and if you
ever lied one time in his life? Yeah, I'm gonna
use that against him. It looks like shrimp Tells. But
here's what I'm gonna say about it. I don't think
that Cinnamon Toast Crunch the factory. The company should have

(53:55):
to pay for some goober droppings and fish tails and
a little totally as a practical joke. Yeah, meaning somebody
who worked there, or maybe somebody who worked in a
different place in the Unless you have about one hundred
boxes coming at you full of fish tails and it's
a one time thing, it's probably somebody playing a joke. Yeah.
Or Lucky Charms was like, take this the Feuda company. Okay,

(54:18):
fine grape nuts. That's a different company. Don't you think
it looks like fishtails, mike? Or shrimp tails? Okay, Uh,
it's a big story. They also said there were rat
droppings in there too. Oh boy, in the same box.
It made us be a bad box. Yeah. Occasionally you
get a lemon and finally not everybody's getting their butts

(54:42):
handed at them because of the bracket, the NCAA bracket.
A guy in just Eli put ten dollars on a
ten team bet on Draft Kings, the sports drafting sports
book ten bucks. He won thirty three thousand dollars because
he picked he picked ten games all in a row. Wow.
He picked games like Apblen Christian over Texas UCLA over

(55:03):
by U Oral Roberts winning their second game. But he
hit ten games and ten bucks went to thirty three
thousand dollars just like that, Just like that, did he
donate that to charity? I wouldn't either, not from winning
like that. I think lunch bucks that's where you should
put your money instead of the lottery. You have a
better chance of winning, you know, a ten team parlay
than you do a scratch off. That's true, I think so, yes.

(55:26):
I mean I don't even think that you have better odds.
I don't. I don't when I gamble undraft kings from
a cold bones, I do it for fun, for entertainment.
If I ever start losing and it's like affecting my day,
like in a really bad way, I'm gonna stop. But
I think if you're doing it to actually make money,
I think the odds are better that you're gonna win
a bet. Then you just getting some scratch offs. Oh,
I'll have to think about that. I've never I never

(55:48):
even thought about that. I really thought the lottery was
my best option to hit it big. But all right,
I'll download it. Well, I'm not I'm just saying gambling
is a better huh. I can't forget from comes on? Yeah,
probo co bus, thank you. We don't know what it
gets you. I have no idea, what it gets you.
I'm gonna go over now and talk to Brenda, who
is in Mobile, Alabama. Brenda, what's going on? Hi morning studio. Hi, Yeah,

(56:16):
I have a question for lunchbox. Um, is it true
that you feel like two fifty or three hundred a
week in lottery tickets? Or is it every other week?
It's every paycheck one hundred and fifty bucks, so it's
every two weeks. Have you ever considered taking that amount
of money and putting it in saving and then at

(56:37):
the end of the year, that's like winning a very
small lottery. Oh, Ran, that might be like two grand
at the end of the year. I mean, that doesn't
really excite me. That's not millions of dollars. I mean
two grand, Like, I mean, yeah, then two grand is great,
But millions of dollars allows me to retire. Two grand
doesn't allow me to retire. Well, it's a little nestag consider,

(57:03):
but I mean, do you understand the lottery. I mean,
we have it here in Mississippi, which is next door,
in Florida, which is next door. But when I play
play like maybe ten dollars um, like twice a year, Well,
you need to play more why would you need to
play more because then she can hit it big. Like
with playing it only once or twice a year, the

(57:24):
odds are you're just not gonna win. But the odds
are you're not gonna win. Either of you have the
stories sometimes we bring of likes a person that never
played the lottery won. By the way, let me just
say that if you're putting three hundred bucks back a month,
that would be over three thousand dollars a year. Now
that that matters to you, No, it doesn't matter. It's
still not thirty six hundred bucks a month. I'm not

(57:45):
you finably make four grand? Who yeah, I mean, I
know it's great. I mean, imagine four grand over the
past five years. Exactly what he's you have twenty thousand
dollars right now, twenty thousand. Guess what though? If I
hit millions but you haven't, Okay, I haven't, So I
mean until I get to a million dollars spit, then

(58:05):
it's called break even. Don't understand that logic at all. Listen,
if I to get to eventually, I'm gonna win a
million dollars in the lottery eventually, So until I spend
a million dollars. It's all profit. Right now, it looks
like a big loss. But then when I hit it big,
it's like, oh you subtract that fifty two thousands. Wow,
you made nine hundred and fifty thousand dollars on that

(58:26):
one ticket. Your expectation is that you're going to win
a million dollars in the lottery. At least that's yes.
By what age doesn't need to happen. I would say
probably by fifty five, so sixteen more years. He's helpful. Brenda,
Thank you for your call. All we have in life
is hope. Right, that's it. Thank you, Brenda. Thank you.

(58:47):
Have a great day. Dream big, guys, Dream big. Put
it on your vision board. I don't have one of those. Well, hey,
if you'd like to reach out to us, not about
the lottery, anything else. Eight seven seven seven seven Bobby
around the room. Let's do a little check in with
the segment we call what's the Hats? Hey, Hey, what's

(59:08):
the hat? Eddie. I'm coming to you first that you
requested the segment Big day for me, guys. Guess what
My life's about to change because I am gonna get
a free donut every day because I'm getting vaccinated today.
That's exciting. Are you getting all today or one shot?
Just one shot? And then I guess you wait two
weeks or whatever to get the second one, three or four,

(59:28):
depending which one you get. Okay, And I don't have
any of the details because my wife signed me up
and I'm just gonna show up and get it done.
Nice John, thank you, hey, and then I'm going straight
to Krispy Kreme? Right? Is that right? Yeah? If you
have your car, yeah, you get one every day. Man,
it's awesome. Have you been. Yeah? Well, yesterday got on
my first one and they didn't say anything, didn't say
anything a second grat move. So are you gonna go

(59:50):
every day? Every single day? He's the guy? He's the guy.
I'm going every single day to get the donut, even
if you don't want to donut, Even if I don't
want the donut, I'm gonna go there, show them my card,
and give me the donut. I'm one for one. I
don't know how many days are left in this year,
but that's how many days I'll be going. Do they
recognize you from when you try to steal donuts the

(01:00:12):
last time? Now they didn't recognize me. Maybe they'll get
They're gonna get used to me though. They're gonna know
this face. They're gonna see it every single day. I'm
back today, you get today, I'm getting at three o'clock. Congratulation.
Thank you man. All right, what's the heck amy you going? Yeah? So,
did you know that they make booster seats for a

(01:00:33):
toilet that are about I don't know, five inches tall
or so. And you know, this is something that we've
had to look into because my dad now is living
with us. But I kind of want to install one
on my toilet because you know, my my lower back
has issues and I feel like it's guys, it's amazing.
You don't even have to squaw all the way down.

(01:00:54):
You just kind of like for a girl, you just
go and you're kind of lean back, just like lean
back and boom, there's the toilet seed. I'm like, this
is the greatest invention ever. I don't even have to
get up and down and strain my lower back sometimes
because sometimes if my back is in a lot of pain,
I have to use the wall like help myself get up. Yeah.

(01:01:15):
Sometimes old people have awesome stuff. Yeah they do. For example,
they have this bathtub and I posted about this on
Instagram a few weeks ago. You get in, you can
pretty much sit like sit up, and the water comes
upon you and you shut a door. Yeah, and then
it fills up. It's emitted. It's amazing. You don't have
to You can take a bath by like chilling setting up. Listen,
I'm about to hook you up with all the great

(01:01:36):
elderly things that are going to come in handy for
us at forty because I mean, I think they're pretty awesome. Yeah,
old people got it made. Man, what's the heck? So
it's March madness in my house, not because of basketball,
but because I have two dogs. They are going berserk.
One of them now, I think she's seven months old,
and obviously Stanley, who's almost two years old, and he

(01:01:59):
got into something. She is like mostly husky and a
little bit of hound. She is able to get out
of her cage. She jumps fences, she finds a ways
to get through doors, she opens. It's crazy. She's like
a little escape artist. But she also gets into stuff
when she opens a door. And so she got into
the cupboard and she got into some food and she's
just fine. She didn't eat it all by Stanley one,

(01:02:20):
and they're just ate all of it, and he got
so sick. He had like eight massive accidents on the
carpet in the living room, big, big, a vomit, lot
poop so much so that random the vet to make
sure he was okay. And he's okay, but the carpet
was so bad and it was on this carpet that's
like ten by ten. We couldn't even have them come
clean the carpet. Way to ship the carpet off. Oh man,

(01:02:41):
the people from zero rez here in town came and
had they drove and picked up that carpet, took it
because they were like, this is dead body kind of stuff. Yeah,
just destroyed it. Stanley created a murder scene. Yeah, and
so in the living room we just got a bunch
of furniture scattered everywhere because the carpet died. We're hoping

(01:03:02):
they clear don't. Didn't you just get that carpet lean? Yeah,
like last week from another mud situation because the dogs.
So it's March madness at my house, but not because
of basketball, because of the dogs. That's what's happened with me. Hey,
what's that has lunchbox? My dad turns sixty six this
coming Monday, and he is taking a big leap and

(01:03:23):
he is getting his first smart phone ever. He has
never had one. He's used to flipfloone. He's never been
able to see pictures we send. He's never sent a
text message in his life. But he's tired of missing
out on the group thread that we have in the family,
and so he's doing it. He's getting a smartphone and
it's going to be a disaster. He thinks, Oh, he's
not gonna know how to use it. He's gonna get
so frustrated and it's gonna be hilarious. But yes, he's

(01:03:44):
doing it because he wants to see pictures that we
all say. We're like, oh, did you see that picture? No,
I haven't seen it. I can't see it. Well genetically
or maybe as you were raised, you're very similar to that,
very very similar. You don't want to go and you know,
do direct deposit? You don't want to have you were
forcing in direct deposit? Yes, here at work they made
me do it, or they're going to charge me. Or
you don't want to pay your bills online? Nope, nothing mail.

(01:04:07):
Every dad still mails his bills. He still pays by check.
He does all that go to the grocery store pay
by check. Even Lunchuk's current smartphone is like the very
first one. It's really cool he could sell that now
it's like a retro version. All right, that's what's the hats?
What's the hack? All right? Thank you guys for hanging out,
for calling. Let's go over and talk to Stacy in Louisiana. Stacy, Hello, Hey,

(01:04:33):
how are you Bobby? Doing pretty good? I appreciate you calling.
What's going on? Yes, I'm actually ashamed to say it,
but I had never heard of you until about four
years ago when my son, who was thirteen at the time,
introduced me to you and made me listen to your
show every single day on the way to school. And
my question is he's almost seventeen now and would love

(01:04:54):
to have a chance to meet you. Are you going
to be doing any type shows or meet and greets
once it is past and everything opens back up, I
would think so. I mean, we don't have any plans now.
I can tell you this without telling you a lot.
We have a couple of Raging Idiot shows for later
in the year, but it's bigger than a single show.
I don't know if I can should reveal it. We are,

(01:05:17):
it's not the reveal. But let me say this. We're
gonna launch festival or two this year. Well, you don't
know what you're supposed to say that or not. No,
I'm not supposed to say it, actually, but I'm saying,
wouldn't it be cool if we launched a festival or
two this year? It would be very cool us and
some of our other cool music friends. Now it's just
a question. Yeah, I'm just asking a question. Wouldn't wouldn't

(01:05:39):
it be cool if we launched a festival? But then
everybody could come and see cool? You know. Yes, we
have a couple plans stacy, but not not yet. We
got to make sure that we are medically cleared by
all the cool doctors out there. Okay, okay, Well, in
the meantime, can you just say hey to Brett for
me so I can play this back on the podcast

(01:06:00):
What's Up? Dude? Appreciate you listening to us at thirteen.
I know you're getting seventeen or eighteen years old right
around that mark, and you're gonna be too cool for
us real soon because there's a drop off. Right young
kids think we're cool when they get to be old
teenagers or in their early twenties. We're not cool anymore.
But you'll come back. You'll reattach yourself. But that's probably
around twenty nine or thirty, and then we'll be back
friends again. Is that usually what happened? That's usually what happens. Yeah,

(01:06:22):
go fifty, that's okay, we'll be cool again because hello,
he'll start to understand. Oh yeah, they're good people. Yeah yeah,
but we're not cool to like twenty one year olds anymore.
Those days are long gone. H Stacy, thank you for calling.
We appreciate that. All right, say bye bye and tallahassee Florida.
Maryan is on the phone, Mary and what's going on? Hey, sir,

(01:06:46):
how you doing? First time call? Or Congress' like to
say hello to everybody. Appreciate that, buddy. What do you
need from us? We'll help you out right here. Oh
I was listening. I listened to you every morning, and
I heard about the lottery ticket that was on the ground.
And you know that somebody think you know about the
million dollars lottery ticket. Well a similar thing like that
happened to me, but it wasn't a million dollars. Me

(01:07:07):
and My wife went to Blockbusters one afternoon to rent
a movie a few years ago, okay, and there's nobody
in the parking lot. I walk outside and I'm walking
to my car, and I look down and I think
it's a dollar bill. So I just pick it up
and throw it in my pocket. Well, when I get
in a car, my wife says, what do you got
and open it up. It was one hundred dollar bill
and I said, I said, well, look we got some.

(01:07:28):
We can go buy some. We'll buy some supper tonight,
you know, I mean we could buy suffer anyway. But
I said, we got a free meal tonight. So we
go buy a meal, get home watching our movie. About
two hours later, my doorbell rings. It's nine o'clock at night,
and a deputy Share comes to a door and I
opened the door, so can I help you? He said,

(01:07:49):
you found one hundred dollars in the Blockbuster parking lot.
I said, yes, sir, I did. He said I'd like
to have that one hundred dollars back, and I said okay.
He said, well, the people came back and said they
lost one hundred dollars somewhere around it. I said, well,
how did you know it was me. He said, we
went inside and looked at the videotapes, and your vehicle
was the only vehicle that came in there after them,

(01:08:12):
people before them, after them people. Wow, Oh no, listen
then what yeah? Now I gave him the hundred dollars. Well,
but the thing was, I didn't have no cash that
day on me, so that one hundred dollars we bought
supper with. Right, So my wife had to write a
check to the deputy. And then the deputy was gonna

(01:08:35):
give the people their hundred dollars back. Wow, what lunchbox?
Why are you making a fast? That seems baffling to
me that they can sit there and come to your
house and say give the hundred dollars you found on
the ground. That is so bizarre to me. I'd have
been like, let's go to court. You would have went
to court and had to pay fees that were over
one hundred dollars to fight four hundred dollars. Yeah, and

(01:08:55):
then I'm writing the deputy, a deputy a check for
one hundred dollars. How do we know those people ever
got there hundre dollars? How do you know? Marian? Okay?
What the deputy said, was when I found it, I
should have took it to the police department and let
them put it in and lost and found, and if
nobody would reported it, they would give me the hundred
dollars in thirty days. And there's no way on dollar

(01:09:16):
building is living a long shelf life and I lost
and found. Wow, Marion, that's a that's a wild story.
I never thought it would go that far. I mean,
I get looking at the table, but at cussending a
cop to a house. So I guess the finders keepers
losers wheepers. Did you ever think about saying that maryon
to the officer like officer statue three twenty one point

(01:09:37):
dash is finders keepers, losers wheepers. No, well, it was
just so funny. Nobody never goes through our front door.
Our front door has never been used. And when the
doorbell rang it kind of freaked us out at nine
o'clock and I was like, why is somebody at our
front door? Yeah, that's weird. And when I opened it up,
it was a deputy, you know, but no, I said, yes, sir,
I did, And I said yes, sir, I said, but

(01:09:58):
I spent most of it said, Okay, it's a weird story.
I mean, so have you like if you find anything
ever again on the floor, You're just like, no, no,
not gonna touch it. I ain't fail not today. All right, Hey,
have a good day, Mary. I appreciate that. Yeah, sir,

(01:10:20):
thank y'all. Enjoying the show. Bye bye. Oh my gosh.
He mentioned going to Blockbuster had to be years ago. Yeah,
he says stories like I say, stores sometimes because they
said we went to Blockbusters. I had the same confertion
with Caitlin probably two nights ago. She had to go
to Nordstrom's to get something, and I was like, are
you going to Nordstroms because it's called nordstrom Like, no,
it's Nordstrom's. Everything has an go to Nordstrom's. And then
I didn't realize I was saying that. In Arkansas, Keith

(01:10:41):
Well called Walmart's. I guess it's just when you're in
the South sometimes you just put s on things. Yeah.
Did he say where he was from? Yeah, Tallahassee, Florida.
Oh okay, and the last Blockbuster is up in seat
in Oregon, right, So it had that had to be
years ago that happened. We were also talking last night
and Kaitlin asked me some thing weird about the wedding
or some planning. I don't remember it totally listening. He

(01:11:05):
goes on my phone or something and she's like, hey,
what do you think about to go over to Gibbs.
That's what I heard, right, And so I was like yeah, yeah,
and she goes, hey, this big this is a big
game for you coming up on Sunday Saturday with Arkansas
playing BASTBALLA oh yeah, absolutely, and she goes, okay, I
was just asking that to show that you only listen
to certain things, like certain little buzzwords that I say,
like your ears pop up, like Arkansas and basketball. She

(01:11:26):
said that I listened every part of the question. Something
about the wedding. It was like, Charlie Brown won't meet me,
but I thought it was funny she'd call me on that.
We also had the conversation about the kiss at the
wedding where it's like you may now kiss the bride.
I was like, oh, I'm for sure going with tongue.
She was like, no, you're you're not going with tongue. Yeah,

(01:11:47):
of course I'm gonna kiss you. Like why are you
doing your face? I know, I don't want to see
you going at it with tongue and you're not. Why not,
because she's gonna have her makeup done and everybody's looking
at you, and you don't need to make it all well.
You just keep it classy and simple. Not that using
tongue is not classy, but just no, you don't need

(01:12:08):
to do that in front of all the people and
then mess up her face. Maddie and Tay were at
the house last night we shot my twitch show called
on Time, and they were split on it too. If
I should use tongue, which oh one of them said yes,
I'm saying so. I think Maddie said yes, and Tay
was like, I don't know what I would do that.
I think that was what happened. Okay, did you kiss
your wife with tongue? Eddie? No, No, I did it.
I didn't be too awkward. Man, you got you got

(01:12:29):
in laws there and everything. I'm not saying the head
turn both directions. Bobby's like second base to see everybody
what is happening right now. It would be a full makeout,
but it'd be kind of like this. But I don't
want to see your tongue. No, just let me show
you okay, I'm doing everybody watching my mouth? Do it now,

(01:12:50):
everybody watch the mouth. Okay, it would be like this. Oh,
it's like your I that is let me say all
time time. Let me show you one more time. Okay, fine.
The mouth slowly opens and it's like this, there's like
one single Yeah. I mean I think there should be tongue,
just a little bit of tongue. That means she's going

(01:13:12):
to have to open her mouth or you're just licking
her face. We made the deal, she can give me,
should give me one second. That's weird up one Mississippi.
Why do you want to do the tongue so bad?
Because I think it's hot, it's sexy. Okay, I like
to kiss her with tongue. And that's you the definition

(01:13:34):
of oh, are you saying I'm not all right? I'm
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by Bone, police pulled over a driver in Kansas going

(01:13:54):
one hundred and forty nine miles an hour. I don't
even want to go. I don't want to go that fast.
I don't even know my car can go. I don't
even want to get in the car that can go
that fast and it only go seventy that's just that's
just scary to me to try to go that fast. Wow.
City of Overland Park, Kansas clocked the woman's vehicle going
one hundred also that it's not a dumb dude. Yeah,

(01:14:15):
let me say I was shocked to see that was
along Now clocked the woman's vehicle on Sunday going one
hundred and forty nine on four thirty five near the
US sixty nine Highway, which by the way, is more
than double the speed limit. The officer asked a woman,
do you know how fast you were going? She said, well,
when I look down spinometer, I was doing one hundred
and twenty eight. You wonder if she was even lying then.

(01:14:38):
I don't know. She's like, I know, I don't want fifty.
Let me just play a cool one twenty eight officer,
What was her excuse? Was she going somewhere? The excuse
wasn't on. It didn't matter. That is such a high
speed one hundred and forty nine. That's crazy. That has
to be for fun. You're not going anywhere. Yeah, and
what kind of car does it has to be? Because
you're in a car that does that, because cars don't
do that right. Most cars don't go one hundred and

(01:15:01):
forty nine miles an hour. I'm shocked that the cop
car can catch that. That's a great point too. Maybe
they're way behind with their sirens yelling pull over. I'd
be ticked if I was a cop too, having to
go one hundred and forty nine miles an hour. That
you're putting scary that police officer's life in danger. What's
the fastest you've ever gone? I don't know. I don't
I don't know. I don't like that question because I
don't know. I don't like going fast. I know I've
been in the nineties. I don't think i've ever been

(01:15:23):
a hundred. No, that you would know if you've got
one hundred, yeah, I probably me probably a ninety ninety yeah,
late for an appointment, probably ninety two an appointment, doctor's appointment,
and you're going ninety yeah. I didn't even realize it.
If you gonna die if you don't get there into that.
It was one of those things where I'm like, man,
I'm flying, and I looked down like, well, I'm going.
Sometimes you're on the Highway and you look down and
you're like, okay, Like I thought I was going on

(01:15:45):
twenty eight. I know I was going on for you
guys are crazy. I mean I assume i've probably been
because the speed limits eighty in certain parts of Texas correct, Yeah,
so I must have gone ninety do it or at
least eighty nine to a nine over you don't want
to go ninety. That's what's up. We will see you tomorrow.
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