December 28, 2021 • 53 mins
Bobby reads off titles of country songs and bumper stickers as the studio guesses which one it is. Someone on the show has their height questioned after a man has surgery to be taller. Survivor style - can you name which Disney movie this song is from?
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Translitting what's happening friends more to studio morning. I saw
the story about these kayakers that were almost eaten by
the whale. Did you see it? No, two kayakers had
a close call when they ended up in a whale's mouth.
(00:25):
And I mean the pictures here the whales mouths wide
open and the right in the middle of it in
a well is massive. It happened in California. Two women
were enjoying a relaxing kayak trip when suddenly it hump
back well broke through the water and put the kayak
in its mouth. Way, I'm watching it right now, that
the well came just put it in its mouth, could
have easily went straight Jonah on them, Yeah, Jonah and
(00:47):
the whale and then so what how did they get out?
What happened? So pretty much the whales only feed on
krill and sardines, so they were like, so the kayaking,
what's this? Both women were uninjured, but I'm telling you traumatic, yeah,
I'm watching it now. The world goes up and like
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almost closed his mouth on it, and the last minute
is like, nah, not for me and spits it out.
It's like sometimes when aps chocolate and I go and
there's peanut butter running I have like half of I'm like, oh,
it's a Bobby Bone Show live performance David Lee Murphy.
Everything's gonna be all right, She readily asked my plastic cup.
(01:28):
I said, yes, man, feel up till me some good.
I don't know because he's the world's been kicking my
behind live. Ain't being a friend of man, literally, I've
been feeling kind of love. And she looked back over
the shoulder and pointed at the sun hanging up on
(01:53):
the wall. It's seeing everything's gonna be Oh, all right,
if the thing's gonna be alright, no bads, gutta word
batting out and don't go hitting that panic but hit
ain't es bad as if the thing's gonna be all right.
(02:20):
Oh all right, Oh all right, Bailey Murphy. Come on,
this guy's five foot eleven. He paid seventy five thousand
dollars for surgery to be taller. Oh now, come well, yes,
well I'll tell you what happened. But for seventy five
thousand dollars, how much taller do you think he should get?
(02:42):
Oh he's five eleven six two. Still I still feel
like it's hard to do that. You should go NBA hight. Well,
I was thinking two five eleven. Guy paid seventy five
thousand dollars and he jumped up two inches. Oh that's
what six one? Yeah? Yes, I think you're sorry. I'm
just slow on math here. But you guys, think how
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hard it is to make someone taller? What do they do?
Insert a vertebrate. I'm glad you asked. Alfonso Flores, twenty eight,
from Dallas, said he wanted to be taller. His family
and friends said don't do it, but he persevered under
the care of an orthopedic surgeon. He at his new height, says,
I love it. But they had to break his bones. Oh,
(03:22):
with your leg lengthening surgeries, legs, I thought, also too,
couldn't you like stuff your feet? I don't know, like
cut the bottom of your of your foot and then
stick cotton in there. Ada. Well, I mean, I'm sure
it's more listen for that. Just put a lift in
your shoes, right, or I would never cut anything. Well,
(03:43):
I know, but I guess you could be tall all
the time. But it makes me think for whatever. I
don't know what disease my grandma had, but she did
have to have all the bones moved from her feet
and they stuffed him with something tissue. I'm not sure,
but it just seems to me you could make your
feet taller for seventy five thousand bucks. You need to
be six four. I don't care what started out, but
I'm looking at a picture of him. He does like halfier.
(04:04):
Are short guys that like upset about? Let's ask one, Hey,
Ray Raymond to our audio producer, how tall are you?
Five to seven? He's five? Tell the truth on my
ID and I measure up against Amy and she's five seven. No,
I'm we measured. You're five six and I'm taller than her. Okay,
all right, but no, no, no no, it's very easy to
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be sure. You used to it. It's not a big deal.
But you just lied about how tall you were because
you were so. I was literally measured by a person
that does IDs. But Bobby, you're tall in you they
don't measure your right? Yeah? Yeah, do you have a
tape measure in here? Let's go. Can I clarify it's
not Ray being uncomfortable. This is a guy thing because
(04:47):
you go up an inch as well. Who you do
you say a no, I don't say six foot. I
d says six one. I don't if you asked six one,
because I had shoes on when I took when I measured,
thought they didn't measure you at that. They don't just
write down what you want. My point is is Ray shoes,
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all Ray shoes off, scuba taking them off, and my
pants they have He has a tape measure in the
in the studio. Watch out for that. He's got three
inches hair up there. His hair up hie, I would says,
he's about five five and a half. You're five five
five six five five. That's little. Yeah, as you get older,
(05:38):
he right, do you think of shrinking? Maybe so he
could be Sometimes your spine if it's out of alignment,
you just go down a little bit. I know a
North pedic surgeon ray that can help you grow two inches.
I'm really not worried. Bieber short as well. There's a
lot of great short dudes. We're not. I'm already googling. Yeah,
please look at h five nine. Yeah, he's got he's
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got four inches on your right. Hey raise five five?
Oh boy, there's okay. That's okay. There's guys listening right
now that are five four. I know that's not the
point the point as he was screaming, he was five
to seven. Then we measure him, he's five five. Here's
some voicemails we got over the weekend. Number one. Hey,
I just had a question. I am in the military.
(06:23):
My boyfriend and I both are, but once he gets
back from deployment, we're looking to live together. We're both
officers in the Marine Corps. And I'm sure Amy could
maybe give some more guidance on this. What would you
like to know before you move in together with a
significant other. I think you learn everything while you're together,
(06:44):
more so than what you need to know before you
actually do it. Unless you're fully in, you kind of
don't know the quirks of the person, but you I mean,
I assume they've been apart. I was in a long
distance relationship until we were quarantined, and that was like, well,
there's a big chance she was coming and we're spending
time together. But once you're together seventy two hours straight,
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then it's like a real life thing. What do you
need to know? Nothing you'll learn at all when he
gets there. I think you just have to know if
in your gut that's what you feel like, is the
next best move. Then your people are constantly growing and
evolving in different things are going to come out. But
(07:26):
as the military life, we need to know is his
life is not his own. That's a good point. I
think about the military party. But they're both officers. Okay,
she is too, Yeah, oh well then you know how
it is. Yeah, okay, all good. I say, if you
want to do it, go to it and learn while
you're together. The only thing I would is like, hey,
if you're allergic to dogs and he's got a dog,
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you need to know that any physical But otherwise you're
going to learn everything together. So just be like, learn
how to communicate. I don't know if either of you,
if you're not effective communicators, try to make that a
priority from day one because you're gonna need to do that.
And I think if you're both officers and military, hopefully
you can. But professional and personal is very different. All right.
(08:06):
Number two morning studio. Just curious if you guys are
driving at night or early in the morning, are you guys?
Is way to work? If somebody has their brights on
behind what do you do in that situation? Every day
I'm a morning commute. I guarantee I gain at least
maybe one or two guys behind me. They just ride
down the road behind me with their brights on. Like,
what would you do? I tap the brakes? Yeah right,
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and that's what as a trucker to get my cdo.
Oh yeah, tell us if you're about to slow down. There,
you tap your brakes for many things to let people know.
I feel like that's the universal communicator for the people
behind you, tap the brakes or hazards. And if that
doesn't work, stick your head out the window and first
give them the pinkie and slowly work your way to
the middle. What would you do? So hazards are supposed
(08:49):
to tell the people behind you, Brad, hazards you just
said hazards. I mean that would be secondary, But I
think the first is just tap your brakes. Oh. I
would think they would think, oh, why are they trying
to break a little bit? Well, that's right, and then
they're just like, wait, this is not just about breaking.
Well would I do? I just get over and let
them pass me so then they're not behind me. May
not be you know, double lane, oh true, If it is,
(09:11):
let them go obviously, or have a flashlight in the
passenger seat and turn it around at him, shine it
back at their head. I hears a voice my number
three Morning Studio. I think I just spotted a celebrity
in Saint George, Utah. I was driving and I saw
a car that said lunchbox on it. And there's only
one lunchbox in the world. So is lunchbox in Saint George, Utah.
(09:35):
Unfortunately I'm not in Saint George, Utah. I'm sorry to
disappoint you, but someone is an impersonator and they just
want to be me all right, And finally, Hi, Bobby
Morning Studio. The Tuesday before Thanksgiving, Bobby left me a
beautiful tweet telling me that I am consistently the nicest
commenter on all the posts it just found. With you
all very happy and healthy new Year, take care and
have a great day. Thanks Bonnie. I do know who
(09:57):
that is. I know Bonnie, Yeah, every morning and I
hit her up and I'm like, hey, this is a bot.
Great bot, but if you're a real person, you're the nicest.
Because most people are consistently that nice and social media
and she has, so I hit her up and was like, hey,
thank you very much. All right, there you go. Those
are your voicemails. Appreciate you guys for listening. It's time
for the good news. Producer Ready good William McCoy. He
(10:21):
works to drive through at the Windy's on Route thirty
three in Hamilton, New Jersey. He's been doing it since
nineteen ninety eight, and that's when they gave him the
headset speaker and he and he sings to every customer
that comes by. He's been doing it since back then.
People love it. Everyone in town knows Willie. But now
he's got a Facebook page that he started, and now
the whole world can get to know Willie. And here's
(10:43):
a clip from that Facebook page. Man, take Calda. Can
I get a number? Nine? Large? Robert? Can you be yourself? Please?
Will go? Fo joke? Can I get a die? Doctor Pepper?
Will play? Yes? No something? Come on? Wait when you
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start doing it? Will He's been doing that since nineteen
ninety eight. Man, what if you're sick or not in
the best mood. I feel like he just pushed us through.
He started this, and I think he just does it
even though it doesn't feel well. Some days we need more, Willie.
I think you're right, that's awesome. That is what it's
all about that was tell me something good. Right, here's
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the question. When you take a shower, do you look
toward the shower head or do you look away from
the shower head, like at the back wall? Both? No,
but if you have to pick one, this is a
dumb debate of the day. Do you look at the
shower head or away from it? I guess if I
have to pick I look at it me too, right, Yeah,
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you guys, Oh no, no, this is easy. I look away.
I don't like the water hitting my chest at all.
I'd rather hit my back. I've done this my whole life.
So you get in and look at the back wall. Okay,
So I turn it on right and the water in
the bottom goes or whatever. And then when I turned
the showery by picking that button up, I turn around
as fast as I can because I don't want that
hid in my chests. Hey, Eddie, that's the weirdest think
(12:05):
of ever hurt really? Yeah? Yeah, So when you soap
up your chest, how do you rinse it off? Oh?
Then I have to do but that's a later later, later,
and I'll turn and get on my back and do
what Eddie does the other way. But I thought we
just all land and looked at the shower. I'll tell you,
Kaitlin has a Lufa. We're sharing showers now because we
flooded out. She flooded her shower in the guest room.
(12:25):
So she has this glove lufa thing. Oh yeah, I've
seen that. I don't think I'm supposed to use it.
No you're not. I'm not no why because it's unhurts
for her body? Did you use it? It's great, but
they're gonna get married. I mean your body, her body,
same thing. I don't care. I've been married for fourteen
years and never shared a lufa ever. But you don't
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know that. No, I know, we have our own separate lufa's.
Now my husband would be mad. I said, he has
a lufa. But they're different colors and they're in different
parts of the showers. So no, no, no, no no no.
And it's a glove, so you put that on and
put it on your body all over? Yeah, scratch it?
Is it like a scratchy thing? Have you told her
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that you're using it? Oh? This is this is like
someone's tooth brush. She did that with me once back. Yeah,
I'm this that's not cool. I didn't know it wasn't cool,
And I I think it was a thing. That's weird that
you didn't think it was a thing that's like all
over your body. But if like there's like a wash
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cloth skin and it was in there or soap, you
rub the soap on, you share the soap. That's how
I don't understand how people use bars of soap. If
I I mean, I get it, and sometimes we do,
but I will if I have to use a bar
soap and I don't know what else has happened with it,
I run it underwater and I cleanest soap. Yes, I
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let the layers of the soap wash away before then
I use the soap lunch box. Which side do you
wash first? Oh? I definitely faced the back wall because
I don't like Eddie said the chest. I don't like
the water spray me in the face like. And so
I sit there and I put the soap on, and
then I turn around wash off, and then I turn
back around and put the face wash on. Turn around
you face the back wall makes the shower so much
(14:08):
easier and enjoyable. I don't get sprayed in the face,
and I look at the shower. It comes down to
like in my chest. Yeah, I guess it just depends
your positioning. What's the first body part on the count
of three, say the first body part you wash when
you get in the shower? Ready, one, two, three? Body? Wow? Armpits? Yeah,
me too, straight to the armpits first thing, Like, why
that's so weird? It's to me. It's the vulnerable stinky part.
(14:32):
Arm pits and butt? You know, Oh, so you go butt? Second?
We don't. That's quick, dude, This is too much detail
right now. No, we want people to know we're humans,
too prick us we bleed. Yeah, let's bring Haley on. Hello, Haley,
how are you? Oh, I'm absolutely wonderful. How are you doing?
Pretty good? I'm thankful that you're listening. I'm thankful that
(14:54):
you called into the show. And now I want to
give you a chance to win in a game called
never Gonna Get It. So you're gonna pick a member
of the show here that you think we'll get this
impossible question right. And we call it never Gonna get
It because I don't think anyone's ever gonna get it.
You're never gonna get it up for grabs for you,
(15:16):
Haley is a gas gift card. Oh, a fifty dollars
marathon gas gift card for the show member. If you win,
I'm gonna give you twenty bucks in cast. I like
it now, man, I'm gonna ask the question first, Haley. Okay.
According to a recent survey, more than ninety percent of
us don't remember the last time we cleaned this household item?
(15:37):
What is it? According to a recent survey, more than
ninety percent of us do not remember the last time
we cleaned this household item? What is it? Can I
say something? Yeah? I already got it? You know it
for sure? That quick? Oh it's easy one, right, I
mean there's only one, a two things. No, I have
(15:58):
like several things in the Yeah, Ray Morgan, everybody can
jump in. She can have an option to everybody never
gonna get it? Did everybody have their answer? Yes, Halo,
you can choose Amy my my co host, Lunchbox co
host Eddie, co host, Slash video producer Morgan Number two,
digital editor, digital machine runner, digital content. There you go, Raymundo, producer, Haley,
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who would you like? I want them with Amy because
I feel like she's my twin. But the fact that
Eddie said he knew it, Rolf to that, I feel
like he's I think he's got it. I'm gonna go
with Eddie. I will also add, oh, you're gonna add
after she picks present, I will also add that I
don't think I've ever won this game ever, And I'll
also add that does just how Eddie is with everything.
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According to reason start by more than ninety percent of
us don't remember the last time we cleaned this, Eddie,
what's your answer? That is the oven bones? Okay, now
that's Eddie's answer, Halo. You can stay with him or
I'll let you leave him if you want. Well, Okay,
I don't really like oven because I don't feel like
anybody ever cleans the oven. But maybe that's the point.
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R Okay, No, I'm going Amy. I'll goot Amy. Okay, Well, Eddie,
your answer of the oven? Wait, don't say if it's
right or wrong? Let him do it again? Even well, yeah,
because I have oven, so it's destiny. Okay, then I'll
let her. Hey, you can move off Amy if you
just don't think it's oven? Yeah, sorry, sorry, what if
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it is who cleans the oven? I know? Like, well,
that's why it's like you don't remember the last time
you did it. I actually do. But okay, Bragger, Okay, okay,
you're cleaning flex. We get it. Why it was? It
was on like a move out checklist. I had to
clean the oven. But um, I don't know. I got
(17:52):
no okay, fine gold Morgan whatever? Wow wow? Okay. If
you said oven, you are wrong. I moved off from us.
Good job, Okay, Morgan. You know what, Let's make it interesting, Haley.
You can have either any other three show members or none.
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If nobody gets it, you can pick who. If any
of the three get it, you win the money, or
if none of them get it, you win the money.
Which one do you have? Okay, I'm gonna get with none? Oh,
she believes in nothing. She went from two people, third person,
and then she still says Ray, Ray and Launcher garbage.
All right, it's hard, Okay. I hope you run out
of gas today because you're not gonna have money to
(18:34):
put it in the car. Ninety percent of us don't
remeber the last time we cleaned it. Morgan, what do
you have? I have two, but I'm going with shower curtain.
What was your other one? Pillow? Okay, both are incorrect?
Oh wow, Hayley still in the money here, Lunchbox, Well,
I had I have two, but I scratched one out.
I had microwaves, said, and I went with the fridge.
(18:57):
No one ever cleans the fridge. You're just the microwave
gets cleaned often, and your fridge gets cleaned out, right,
check expiration. It gets cleaned out. That means you clean it.
That doesn't mean you clean it. You don't wipe it now.
I'll clean it last year. So lunch Box's house. Okay,
(19:19):
those are both wrong, like your sheets, your clothes, underwear, vacuum.
That was that bad answer our audio produced, So you
are she wants you to miss it. She went on
the don't pass line. Ray is good at this game, though, Ray,
what do you have? Everybody touches it right before they
(19:39):
go to bed. I put TV remote. He's right, right,
I don't want to let Haley hop it back in. Ye,
that's right. You pick No One, but you can switch
over and pick Ray if you want the TV remote.
That's right, I mean, who clean I've never cleaned it, Haley.
(20:01):
If you go to Ray, he has to get it right, okay.
If you stay where you are, if he gets it wrong,
you win. Oh no, he got it right. That's right,
that's right, because you do those studies about the hotel room,
about it being the dirtiest thing in the hotel room,
and you always say TV remote. We're not talking about
hotel I know. But so that translates to the house
that no one cleans it because it's so dirty. So
(20:23):
Ray is right, you don't about it. I didn't go
to Harvard. I could have, but this is you've got
to do deductive reasoning. The question again, bones ninety percent
of us don't remember the last time we'd clean this
household item. Yep, it's not a remote side between you two, Yeah,
I mean lunch, I'll take that it's not. And he
says that it is. I'll take that. Bet. Why are
you so firm that it's not the remote, because it's like,
no one cleans the remote. No understand the question, Eddie,
(20:46):
I clean my remote. Twenty bucks towe each other? Yeah,
twenty twenty bucks, twenty Bobby, you clean yours? I'm sure like, yeah,
Bobby does three times. I understand. Bobby cleans everything but
the remote. The channel chainer is one thing you don't clean.
But they don't remember the last time. That's different. Than
the answer is second. The vacuum cleaner, friend, No, don't,
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don't question it. Now, why would you clean the vacuum cleaner.
It's dirt in the house, clean it's grow No, no,
you have to clean it? What? What? Where? Where? What
do you clean on the vacuum cleaner? They handle all
the outside I don't know. I don't guess you did.
You have to empty it owl? Yeah, maybe that's it.
You have to herd It looks coll here, though, Haley,
I don't no one. You should have stuck with no One.
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Everyone loses. Lunchbox of loses. Hayley loses. I feel like
I lost to get ten minutes on this segment. Well, no,
I feel like people learn they need to go home
and clean their remote and their vacuum cleaner. Hayley. Here's
the deal I'm gonna make you. We'll call you back
in the next day or two and we'll play again
and give you another shot. Okay, sounds awesome. All right,
we appreciate you listening. I can't give it to you.
That's against my attorney's like an me right now going.
(22:00):
You can't give it if you said you weren't, that's
also a lie. I don't have an attorney in here,
but now bosses do tell me that. So I'm gonna
get you another shot to win, coming up soon. Okay, okay, perfect,
thank you. There she is, Haley. She picked the right
She just jumped off. All right, pay me lunch. Bam.
There you go. That's that's never gonna get it. Nobody wins,
only Eddie's. I'm the only winner somehow. Legit, you're s
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Amy's pile of stories. So I have the best country
songs of the two thousand and tens. The top five
rinks weird once you start to have to separate two
thousand and two thousand tens. I don't know the difference myself.
Two thousand tens. Huh yep. Where would I start, Lee, Bryce,
I drive your truck. Oh that's a big one. It
was that on the list. Nope, okay, it might be
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in the top ten, was not on in the top five? Okay,
top number five. Jaco and bare Foot Bluejie nine. That's
two thousand and eleven, by the way, Oh yeah, a
little before us, Yeah, a little before us. Okay. What
Darius Rucker wagon wheel from twenty and thirteen. Do you
know the history of the song the old show Medicine
(23:09):
Crow almost so Bob Dylan wrote part of it. It
was never on a record. It was on like a
a demo, a random demo catch from ol Crow Medicine Show.
Did I know him? Yeah, yeah, A couple of horses down,
had a couple of houses down from now back in
the whole West houses. He wrote the rest of it.
(23:30):
Cut it was a hit for them. Then Darius said
I'd like to cover that was that massive hit for him.
So it was a Bob Dylan kind of song, not
released or anything. Catch found it, ol Crow cut it,
Darius cut it. There you go, there we have it.
In At number three is Luke Homes Hurricane two thousand
and sixteen two Luke Hombs When It Rains a Horse
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twenty seventeen Stock. He has better songs than this one,
in my opinion, But early on, when these two came out,
it was a big deal. Oh no, every song of
his has been a massive deal. And the number one song,
tell me what year it was? Twenty fifteen? Mm, let's
Luke Brian drink a beer or uh in a way
(24:22):
you're kind of it's christ Tennessee whiskey yep, okay, which,
by the way, the history of this song is it
was written by and you may look this up. David
allen co really, George Jones covered it, Chris Stapleton covered it.
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I may have missed the first writing. Mikey, let me
know who wrote that one. I'm gonna be it's somebody
go ahead, Dean Dylan? Who else wrote it? Did the
hard he recovered? Who covered it? Maybe he covered it
at one point or remember just an idiot. I literally
courted yes by David allen Coo, Okay, here we go.
Originally a recorded by David Alanko. Then it was thank God,
(25:05):
I'm sweating. He was in there somewhere. I was like,
oh no, did I make that up? That's pretty cool.
There you go. What else you got? So a woman
is concerned because her sister is still breastfeeding her six
year old son, who also still uses a bottle and
a pacifier. So she took it to read it like, yeah,
which is where you take all your real problem? Yeah,
because she approached her sister about it, and now her
sister's mad. So she's like, am I in the wrong
(25:28):
here for trying to tell her? At family gatherings? It's
awkward when it's like, gotta go breastfeed by safe Yearhold,
all right, are you just study study for seventh grade
and come get your booby? What did you do at school? Oh?
My goodness. The answer is it's not your business. People
can breastfeed however long they want to. It might be
weird to you, but it's not your business. Right, Even
if it is your sister, you keep your opinion. You
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don't have to say anything to her about it. And
then just quickly want to know if you were able
to peek into your own future, would you do it? No?
Because if I peek and it's black, that means I'm dead. Yeah.
I think about that all the time. No way, If
you can guarantee that I'm going to be alive and healthy,
I would peek ahead a little bit. But I like to.
I believe I get to make the choices that affect
influence my life. That's true. And if I peek ahead,
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then I realize I don't, and then that removes all
power from me in my mind. That's how I live
my life. That's not good. I don't I don't believe
in predestination. I believe we make choices, and I don't
want that, so, no, I wouldn't. Just one percent of
those who participated in this research said they would want
to know. Sope, seems like you're in the majority. Yeah,
I think most of us are saying. And if we okay,
let me look ahead of year and all that is
is black. Oh now I don't want to see take
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it back. That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time
for the good news unbox. Peyton and Brian are six
year old twin brothers. They were down in Orlando on vacation.
There at the hotel swimming pool when this mom and
her little toddler come to the pool well. The mom
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goes to put the towels on the chair and the
toddler jumps in the deep in not knowing how to swim,
he's struggling to stay afloat. The six year old twins
jump into the pool and save the toddler. Wow, six
year old lifeguards. Yeah, that's cool. What's the deal? What
the toddler was? Listen, I don't have toddler, and Eddie says,
they shoot off like crazy. They just run run, and
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they're minded their own so they could do whatever they want.
If you're at a pool, like do you hear this
and go, oh, mom, you gotta like no, yeah, or
do you go that's just the nature of the toddler.
I mean, you have to keep your eyes on your
toddler at all times, and especially by a pool. Yeah,
she shouldn't have turned around them. What about leashes on kids?
Not serious? I know, you go, But when I hear
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stories like this, I go, okay, so much, what's wrong
with the leash? No eyes are as good as a leashes, Like,
just keep your eyes on them and they won't go
anywhere like elishes too much. They're not a dog m.
I don't know too much. Sometimes I want to leash
you guys. Sometimes at the airport, I get it, like
I don't have to leash my kids, but I see
other kids on leashes, and I'm like, you know, maybe
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they know that they have one that will go rogue
every now and then, and they just it's better safe
than sorry. I was a big hater on leashes for
a while. I instagrammed a kid on a leash with
a mom. That's right, put the kid's face on Instagram,
But I was like, look at this is mom. You
got a kid on a leash. Mom follows me on Instagram,
had a little word with me. Oh what does she say,
don't be doing that? Don't mean my leash kid on Instagram.
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Kind of awkward conversations there. I was like, I'm like, well, huh,
didn't do that again. Oh hey, I did not do
that again. But I'm I don't thin I'm about four leashes.
But I could see in situations like this where there
are dangerous things around that maybe you leash them around
pools and fires and I don't know about Okay, I
think about it. Okay, that was tell me something good.
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Appreciate you guys hanging out. Amy. Let's go over into
the morning Corny with you. Morning Corny, What time is
it when the clock strikes thirteen? What time is it
when the clock strikes thirteen? Time to get a new clock?
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That was the morning Corning. On the phone right now
is Katie and de Moine. Hello Katie, How are you good?
How are you really good? What can I do for you? Awesome? Well,
I would love to say morning studio morning, that's awesome. Um.
I wanted to say that you guys always talk about
bride Zilla's on the show, and I want to know
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if I'm being one or if my bride's maids asking
a funny request. Um, so she asked if she could
bring her baby to our bachelotte party. And so I'm
wondering if that's um something that I should do or
if we need to figure something else out. So I'm
asking for some advice here on what I should do.
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By the way, the baby will be about three months,
That's what I was going to ask. How old was
the baby going to be? You can't bring a baby
to a bachelorette party, right, It's like the Sweet Home Alabama.
You brought a baby to a bar let me. By
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the way, is the bachelorrette party in a nursery by
any chance? No? Yeah, of course, I'm not sure on
the plans yet. I don't want to know anything, but
we're yeah, but I'm pretty sure. No. If something happened
and and somebody the baby was sick in emergency she
had to bring the baby with her, then it's understandable.
But no, then you you don't go. No, but let's
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say she's sick with like she gets fatigued from watching
cartoons on. I don't know. You can't do it unless
there's an emergency situation. I don't know, you just can't
do it. You can't take the baby. Yeah, no, it's
just as unfortunate timing for her. At first, I was thinking,
is this a babysitter issue? But I'm sure it's because
the baby's only three months and she's nervous to leave
the baby within anybody else, or she maybe she doesn't
have someone that she trusts, but I don't know if so.
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My bachelorette party was at a friend's house and she
had everything plan there. An option could be that y'all
get a babysitter and in a separate room far away
they have You're you're you're imagining it's to the house
and maybe going to I know, all kinds of place.
That's just you know, throwing it hypothetically. I don't think.
I think it's not your responsibility. I think she's very
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close to you. But it's selfish of her to go
to bring my three month old baby because it affects
the entire experience for everyone. I agree, And I love
a baby, but not for a bacherette party. Oh you do, Yeah,
I love a good baby. Why not? I just like
to watch them on Instagram, to hold them, to hold them. Okay, sorry,
that's what I was picturing, Okay, trying to drop a baby.
(31:40):
I don't even I don't even own that baby, and
I'm gonna break it. That ain't good. What's been the
conversation Katie so far about this? So so far? I
talked to my bridesmaids and they all said, like, oh,
that kind of puts it on us too, and you
know we'll be, you know, having to rotate watching the
baby over the weekend too, so that's not fun for them.
But so we did maybe an idea of doing something
all in our hometown for her and then still doing
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the big weekend some other time, and if she can
come to that, that's great, but without the baby. And
I just didn't know if that was too mean. No,
it's not. And you shouldn't have to pay the penalty
because she has a baby. You shouldn't. You shouldn't be
held back from anything your friends were going to do
on any scale massive, too small, right, And she should
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understand that. Is she not understanding? Is she being kind
of weird about it? I'm not sure. I'm not planning it.
She's been talking to my maid of honor, which is
my sister. Yeah, you gotta shut that baby down. Yeah,
I don't know. Does anyone think the baby should be
able to go to the bachelor party's making sure? Usually
there's someone there's a dissenting opinion, usually and we'd like
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to hear it. Yeah, but not here, but not hear universally.
And I just want to reiterate Bobby said and affirm
you and the fact that, like you don't, this is
your wedding, like your bachelorette weekend, So no part of you.
After you go have whatever you're going to do with
your bridesmaids, do you need to go back and do
something in your hometown that she can go to. That's
very thoughtful and kind, but not necessary. So I just
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want to make sure you know that because that's extra
stuff that you're doing for her when it's your day.
Oh well, that's very sweet of you to say, thank you,
we're on your team. That I mean, she's not a bridezilla.
You're not. Yeah, your answer is you are not a bridezilla,
So it's unfortunate. I appreciate that. Wait, so tell me
about this wedding. Who's this? Who's this? Joe Schmo? You're
(33:30):
marian Um. He is a physical therapist we've been together
four years. I'm not sure what else would you I'm sorry,
I just got so nervous. I think it'd be awesome, guy,
I promise, Hey, what what celebrity did you look most like?
I'm five foot and he's six foot, so there's a
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big height difference. He's six foot in blonde. Um, I'm
trying to come up with I've never been asked that question.
It's a good question. I know you guys always do that.
I should have been thinking of that. You should have
thought everything we've asked any caller ever in the history
before you came on here. For sure, I know I
should have been. Well, I was, you know, thinking, know
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the world class advice giver thing that you guys would
probably be doing, and all that stuff and like the
bright little thing, and I didn't prepare myself for the
first Well, okay, we're gonna we're gonna wrap it up
on this. Yeah, you're not a bridezilla. This is about you,
and it's I know it's weird to have people do
a lot of stuff that's about you, but have fun. No, baby,
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you still love the baby, just not for the situation.
Thank you guys so much. I'm a huge fan of
this show. I appreciate this a lot. All right, Katie,
I appreciate you calling. Have a good day, yes yours? Well,
thank you guys. It's world class. Thank you. So here's
the game. I'll read you a phrase. You tell me
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if it's lyrics from a country song or a bumper
sticker phrase, that's funny, Okay, okay, So write your answer down.
If you miss one, you'll be eliminated. Let's you can
last the longest, Eddie, Amy Lunchbox are all playing for example,
this is just a this account. Don't write it down.
God is great, beer is good. People are crazy. Yeah,
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that would be a song. That would be Billy Currington.
People are crazy good, people are crazy. So for answers,
do you just want song, bumper sticker song or bumper sticker?
Got it? Okay, here we go. Life is too short
to drink cheap beer? It's that from a famous country song?
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Or is it a bumper sticker slogan? Life is too
short to drink cheap beer? Amy, bumper sticker, Eddie, that's
a bumper sticker. Bones Lunchbox, that's a bumper sticker. That
is a bumper sticker. Nice shot, almost a song why
life is short? Make it sweet? What that you we match?
Three words? Uh yeah yeah, old dominion? Right all right?
(36:00):
Next up, birds need the bees Ice Sneed's whiskey birds
need bees Ice Sneed's whiskey good? Is it a bumper
sticker or a country song? Amy song, Eddie, I'll go
song lunchbox, that's a bumper sticker. It is actually Luke
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Brian knocking boots. Here you go, all right, lunchboxes eliminated.
There see you lunch. Next up, I ain't no high
class broad bumper sticker or country song, Amy song, Eddie,
that's a song bones That is Gretchen Wilson, redneck woman.
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Here you go, okay, drunk man's words are sober man's thoughts?
Is that a lark from a country song? Or is
that on a bumper sticker? Drunk man's words or a
sober man's thoughts? Amy, I guess a bumpers digger, Eddie.
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I am not joking. My dad had this, but it
was in a mug. That's a bumper sticks nic job.
Oh really, yes, okay. You know, if it weren't for trucks,
we wouldn't have tailgates. Oh my goodness, could go either way.
Really that this one, It's gonna be a toss up,
such a simple line. I'm in what do you have
(37:27):
a song? Eddie? I'm not sure who sings this, but
it's a song. Hold on it before you say who?
Not sure who that is? I have a I have
a genre of type of person that it is. But
see who that lyric goes. If trucks wouldn't hat tailgate
got it so back in our nineties, Yeah, amid all
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my off traffick jan yourself. They weren't like about a
pick up man dragging damn rest and beach rest. We
have a speed round. Just name the song, you gotta wait,
Just name the song. Yeah, it's from a song Shooting
(38:09):
Bullets at the Moon. We name the song shooting Bullets
at the Moon. Incorrect. I'm just gonna Chattahoochie because I
don't know what incorrect. That's number seven, right, play that one? Okay, Okay,
let's do another one. This is a song. If love
keeps giving me lemons, I'll just mix them in money
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Amy Bluebird, Bluebird is correct, Miranda Lambert, Amy, you in madrikes.
That's the only I only want you to know. She quit.
She retired. That's her favorite line. And a bluebird in
my heart. Congratulations. I do want to bring something up
with Lunchbox. Um, so this was sent to me, Lunchbox.
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You do an exterminator commercial? Yeah? For who? All American
pest Control? Do you like them? They're awesome. They come
to my house bug free. Let me tell you we
can sit outside. It's great. Okay. So I was sent
this audio. I haven't heard it yet, and I want
to stand up for Lunchbox if you guys were wrong
about sending this in it. So, but I don't know. Um,
Apparently it's a termite commercial and he doesn't say termites,
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he says term mates. Yes. Interesting, okay, let's hear you
don't think the mice are gonna be like, oh it's
cold outside. Let me go in their house and you know,
hang out in the attic or you think the termites
stopped eating? You would because I thought that I thought
I heard termites. This made the radio. So I'm driving
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along and I'm listening to Lunchbox talk about All American
and I'm like, oh, you know termites okay? Yeah, And
I'm like, oh no, there's a new insect we need
to worry about or like home pass termites, but he
meant termites, but that past inspection if a commercial, you know,
I'm not even going to complain lunchboxes. We all say
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a lot of wrong things and dumb things, oh, for sure,
all the time termites like I do. But that that
was all take care of both termites and term mats.
I mean, whatever, what about terms? They take care of
termmates too, So I mean the actually came out a
couple of weeks ago, and I got no termmates in mine.
It was live radio, so obviously there's no way for
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me to go back and check. But I had not
reheard it until just now, and I thought, am I
hearing things or my radio cut out wrong? Or did
he say termmates right when you played again? Do you
think the term mates stopped? I don't blame you, not
at all. Let's go to Scooba steep here, Scooba, see
what happened. Um So, I won't say who did it,
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but we'll have to be more careful of that. Maybe
that's how they say it also termmates. Maybe it's like creo,
but yeah, it's definitely not termmates. It's termites, for sure,
but also it's also on the local end too because
it goes to the local sales person and they listened
to it, so also as another barrier, so they weren't
paying attention, and then the client hears it and they
weren't paying attention. Like yep, termmates must be a new
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bug of some sort. Because the quality of control the
layers of people go through. I really they do a
quality job. I'm arguing about stuff we submit places, I
get real worried. Sometimes they're like, oh, if they don't
catch this, edits going. National spots are on me. And
national spots are flawless every time because erciously, because there's
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an issue I know about it because there's a lot
of money and so I'm not saying there's not a
lot of money locally, but there's a lot of money
national and there's a lot more heads involved with the
national spots. So those you hear, those those are great.
All Right, It's time for the good news. An auto
shop owner named T. J. Crossman is about to give
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away a car to a person in need. It's the
fourth car that he's given away every year the last
couple of years he's done this. He's accepting nominations now.
He's been motivated to give back since he survived about
with cancer fifteen years ago. And so what he does
is he collects parts old car and he kind of
rebuilds it and then gives it to somebody. Amazing, like
(42:03):
over the year he spends his time doing this. Is
that crazy? That's good, That's what I'm talking about. That
was tell me something good. I was reading a thread
on Reddit last night where they said, hey, explain something
that happened to you that you know is true. People
don't believe you. And this guy was telling a story
about how he would go to his grandparents and every
time he go to his grandparents, he would see their
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neighbor waving at him through the window. He just remembers it.
Every time. He wouldn't really go talk to the neighbor,
but then neighbor would wave at him every time going in.
He'd always be sitting near the window going out, and
so for many years of his childhood, the old next
door neighbor would wave. He'd see him wave, go out,
go home. Wave. So he said, once they were leaving
the house and the neighbor was waving, and he got
in the car and he was like, am I ever
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going to meet so and so the neighbor that's waving
and they're like, that never died like two weeks ago.
He was like, no, no, I just saw him waving.
They're like, no, you didn't. So he was just talking
about how did he really see it or was he
so used to seeing it going in and out? And
I was like, well, that's kind of creepy. Well, then
Amy tells me a story about her house. This happened
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when yesterday. Go ahead, I was standing in the kitchen
and I, you know, I'm doing unpacking some groceries, keeping busy.
But my every time any door in our house opens,
the alarm says which door it is? Backdoor, garage door,
front door. So I hear front door, and I think, who,
(43:26):
I'm at the house by myself. So I go over
and the front door is wide open. I am perplexed
by this because I don't know. I still don't know.
It's a mystery. Because so then I'm terrified because I'm
thinking someone came in and they hid themselves somewhere. So
I don't want to be in the house alone. So
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I have my phone and I want to check the
cameras to see if the doorbell camera picked up anything.
So but I go outside to do it in the open, wide,
open area where all neighbors can see me, and I'm checking,
though I see nothing on the cameras. Mystery. Who is
in my house? I don't know. So then I I'm like, uh,
(44:08):
it's probably fine to go back inside. But before, when
I went back inside, before I felt comfortable, I yelled
out that if anybody is in my home, the police
are on their way, so you can get out, you know,
And you thought they would go you got me. No.
I even went back into the kitchen and I thought
I'll give them an opportunity to to leave, and nothing
(44:29):
ever happened. I'm really glad because I had not called
the police. Really, but it was weird. I guess it
was unlocked. I guess it was wind. But my front
door is inside my porch is like really covered, you
like go through a walkway to get so wind getting
in there to me is weird, and that door's normally
always locked. I don't know who unlocked it. Weird. What
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do you think happened? In your head? Not your heart? Wind? Okay,
but in my heart at the moment I was I
was I was proud of myself for being sharp with
how I handled it. I don't know if it was
the right thing, but my first thing was run outside,
don't don't look at the camera's inside because then I'm
(45:12):
trapping myself. So to you, it wasn't a ghost. To you,
it was maybe a robber. Oh yeah, it was never
a ghost, okay, until I couldn't see anything on camera.
But then I thought maybe they had a way of
deceiving me with the camera. I don't know, I really
thought someone. That's why I yelled at them when I
went back in the only weird experience that I've ever
had with a ghost like thing. I'm not a believer
(45:34):
in ghosts, right, Yeah, I'm not going to commit you
they're not real, but I haven't seen one, so I
can't go yes, they're real. And so was once after
my grandmother passed away, who raised me, was my adopted
parent for years. She gave me a guitar when she died,
and I remember being like, all right, if you're real,
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and then stupid guitar fell over. Now it was placed
up against the wall, and guitars fall all the time
when they're leaning up against a wall and they just
don't know how I feel about that. Steel, I tell
you how I feel about it. I don't think. I
don't think that that's her pushing over a guitar. I
don't can't prove it wasn't, but I don't feel I
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feel like I probably leaned up the dumb guitar, which
reminded me to think of her, which I thought about that.
Then it fell over because I didn't lean it right now.
That's my brain, right, because you have the heart and
the mind thing too, like I did. Yeah, but I
remember yelling, if there's anyone in the guitar, come out,
no questions asked, like like you did. I've called the police.
I've called the police. All these songs will be from
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Disney movies. We're gonna play Survivor style, so if you
miss it, you're out. I'm gonna play. I've probably seen
four Disney movies ever out of a lot, but I
think I know the music though. Okay, so me, Eddie
Amy Lunchbox ready here there is the first Disney song.
(47:01):
It is. It's what okay, lunch Box your first man? Okay,
(47:23):
oh man, I'll go with Lion King. I have no
idea Eddie, that's Lion King. Lion King is but I
have to al right. Number two, which Disney movies are
from dazzling place? I never knew? But h Crystal Belie,
(47:47):
Now I mean a hole New World lunch box. I
put a Laddin Aladdin for me too, Eddie, that's a
Laddin box. Oh no, are you out? What'd you play?
You know way up here? Because she's normally in the
ocean and she comes up. I put the Little Mermaid
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wrong with me? Wow? Wow, Amy, I'm shot. I beat somebody.
I'm proud of myself. Right, fun guys by you all right?
Named the Disney movie. I I only know this because
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the person singing it, you know it I do for them.
I've never seen it. I just recognized the voice. We're
only gonna go three D. Yeah, I'm out. Then, lunchbox, well,
I know that's Christina Aguilera. It is Christina Aguilera. Um.
And the only thing I can think of is Mulan Rouge.
But I don't even know if that's a cartoon. It's
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not a cartoon, right, Your answer is I have Mulan
Rouge written down because I know she's in that. Okay, Eddie,
I wonder if he's got it somewhat right. But that's
not what I put. I put the princess in the frog.
The answer is mulan. Dang it. He was so close.
He was so close. Gosh, yeah, it's it's the old
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and I remember Christina sing that song because I haven't
seen it. You won the game, dude, Oh yeah, sorry,
oh yeah, unbelievable. Ah, you gotta celebrate. Sorry, I just
time to do a good segment. Good job. Yeah. I
have some more left of that Disney game tomorrow. Sorry.
(50:15):
Up to day. This story comes us from Johnsonburg, Pennsylvania
and Elk County. Man was bored over the holidays. He
went walking through the town. He's like, man, that's an
old hotel. Never been in there, and you see on
movies things like light up on fire real quick. Oh no,
let me go in and see if that's really real.
So he took a lighter in, let some drapes on fire,
some old mattresses. What he said, he was bored and
(50:40):
alcohol was involved. I wonder if the guy just loved
fire too. What are they called pyromaniacs? Is that what
that is? Like? Who thinks again, I've never been drunk? Right,
did you ever get drunk though you want to burn
or blow something up. No, oh, it's not a thing.
But the hotel has been abandoned for three years, so
he just wanted to know if he'd be like the
movies where it went up real fast. I didn't know
it was a bandon for three years. Does that change
(51:01):
yours a little bit? It doesn't. I'm lunchboxed at your
bone head story of the day. You want to see
the most bonkers headline that I read today? Yes, the
headline says a million bucks isn't considered a lot of
money anymore? Oh wow? What is then? What is this?
Rich guy? Digests? Right? So weakens in her a lot now.
According to an annual survey, being a millionaire doesn't mean
(51:24):
you're rich anymore. Instead, those who responded to the surveys
that it takes about two point three million in net
worth to truly be considered wealthy. Oh so, multime? Is
this like trust fun weekly? Right? Who are they talking
to in this survey? What's happening? The study also found
that two times more people actively respond to lotteries and
sweepstakes when the total is far greater than one million. Yeah,
(51:45):
we're all guilty of that though. The reason, though, is
you hear about it more. It starts to exist around
you and your periphery. People are talking about it and
you're like, well that seems fun. I can also be
a part of this moment event. Yeah in history. Yeah,
it's not listen, it's not about the money. Money. But
if people aren't talking about a lot of eight twenty
million dollars everywhere you go, you don't think about it
that much. If they're talking about it being almost a
(52:05):
billion dollars every every time you turn around, you're like, oh,
that's that's it's it's a reminder if I'm at the
gas station to grab with cold tickets. You know. So
I just thought that headline was there. I know what
let's happening. I was at the mall recently and I
was kind of you know, sometimes you think about the economy,
and then at the mall there's a Gucci store and
a Louis Vuitton store, and the both of those stores
(52:26):
had lines out the door to get in. I'm like,
guess we're doing a card two words credit cards. No,
I know, I know that a lot of people are
really hurting. It's just ironic when you think of it,
and then you go to the mall and you see
the opposite credit cards. They need some Dave Ramsey in
their left. All right, that's what's up. What's going on today, Amy?
(52:47):
I just have some meetings and then podcasting, taping, recording.
What about you? The bathroom contract just coming by today?
Oh gosh from the flooded bathroom Eddie gil be an estimate?
What time time estimate? Will he? Yeah, you don't come
by today. Speaking of money, Oh boy, not money I
want to spend. How do they get a Gucci jumpsuit?
(53:09):
Geez bye everybody. The Bobbing Ball Show
Translitting what's happening friends more to studio morning. I saw
the story about these kayakers that were almost eaten by
the whale. Did you see it? No, two kayakers had
a close call when they ended up in a whale's mouth.
(00:25):
And I mean the pictures here the whales mouths wide
open and the right in the middle of it in
a well is massive. It happened in California. Two women
were enjoying a relaxing kayak trip when suddenly it hump
back well broke through the water and put the kayak
in its mouth. Way, I'm watching it right now, that
the well came just put it in its mouth, could
have easily went straight Jonah on them, Yeah, Jonah and
(00:47):
the whale and then so what how did they get out?
What happened? So pretty much the whales only feed on
krill and sardines, so they were like, so the kayaking,
what's this? Both women were uninjured, but I'm telling you traumatic, yeah,
I'm watching it now. The world goes up and like
(01:07):
almost closed his mouth on it, and the last minute
is like, nah, not for me and spits it out.
It's like sometimes when aps chocolate and I go and
there's peanut butter running I have like half of I'm like, oh,
it's a Bobby Bone Show live performance David Lee Murphy.
Everything's gonna be all right, She readily asked my plastic cup.
(01:28):
I said, yes, man, feel up till me some good.
I don't know because he's the world's been kicking my
behind live. Ain't being a friend of man, literally, I've
been feeling kind of love. And she looked back over
the shoulder and pointed at the sun hanging up on
(01:53):
the wall. It's seeing everything's gonna be Oh, all right,
if the thing's gonna be alright, no bads, gutta word
batting out and don't go hitting that panic but hit
ain't es bad as if the thing's gonna be all right.
(02:20):
Oh all right, Oh all right, Bailey Murphy. Come on,
this guy's five foot eleven. He paid seventy five thousand
dollars for surgery to be taller. Oh now, come well, yes,
well I'll tell you what happened. But for seventy five
thousand dollars, how much taller do you think he should get?
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Oh he's five eleven six two. Still I still feel
like it's hard to do that. You should go NBA hight. Well,
I was thinking two five eleven. Guy paid seventy five
thousand dollars and he jumped up two inches. Oh that's
what six one? Yeah? Yes, I think you're sorry. I'm
just slow on math here. But you guys, think how
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hard it is to make someone taller? What do they do?
Insert a vertebrate. I'm glad you asked. Alfonso Flores, twenty eight,
from Dallas, said he wanted to be taller. His family
and friends said don't do it, but he persevered under
the care of an orthopedic surgeon. He at his new height, says,
I love it. But they had to break his bones. Oh,
(03:22):
with your leg lengthening surgeries, legs, I thought, also too,
couldn't you like stuff your feet? I don't know, like
cut the bottom of your of your foot and then
stick cotton in there. Ada. Well, I mean, I'm sure
it's more listen for that. Just put a lift in
your shoes, right, or I would never cut anything. Well,
(03:43):
I know, but I guess you could be tall all
the time. But it makes me think for whatever. I
don't know what disease my grandma had, but she did
have to have all the bones moved from her feet
and they stuffed him with something tissue. I'm not sure,
but it just seems to me you could make your
feet taller for seventy five thousand bucks. You need to
be six four. I don't care what started out, but
I'm looking at a picture of him. He does like halfier.
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Are short guys that like upset about? Let's ask one, Hey,
Ray Raymond to our audio producer, how tall are you?
Five to seven? He's five? Tell the truth on my
ID and I measure up against Amy and she's five seven. No,
I'm we measured. You're five six and I'm taller than her. Okay,
all right, but no, no, no no, it's very easy to
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be sure. You used to it. It's not a big deal.
But you just lied about how tall you were because
you were so. I was literally measured by a person
that does IDs. But Bobby, you're tall in you they
don't measure your right? Yeah? Yeah, do you have a
tape measure in here? Let's go. Can I clarify it's
not Ray being uncomfortable. This is a guy thing because
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you go up an inch as well. Who you do
you say a no, I don't say six foot. I
d says six one. I don't if you asked six one,
because I had shoes on when I took when I measured,
thought they didn't measure you at that. They don't just
write down what you want. My point is is Ray shoes,
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all Ray shoes off, scuba taking them off, and my
pants they have He has a tape measure in the
in the studio. Watch out for that. He's got three
inches hair up there. His hair up hie, I would says,
he's about five five and a half. You're five five
five six five five. That's little. Yeah, as you get older,
(05:38):
he right, do you think of shrinking? Maybe so he
could be Sometimes your spine if it's out of alignment,
you just go down a little bit. I know a
North pedic surgeon ray that can help you grow two inches.
I'm really not worried. Bieber short as well. There's a
lot of great short dudes. We're not. I'm already googling. Yeah,
please look at h five nine. Yeah, he's got he's
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got four inches on your right. Hey raise five five?
Oh boy, there's okay. That's okay. There's guys listening right
now that are five four. I know that's not the
point the point as he was screaming, he was five
to seven. Then we measure him, he's five five. Here's
some voicemails we got over the weekend. Number one. Hey,
I just had a question. I am in the military.
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My boyfriend and I both are, but once he gets
back from deployment, we're looking to live together. We're both
officers in the Marine Corps. And I'm sure Amy could
maybe give some more guidance on this. What would you
like to know before you move in together with a
significant other. I think you learn everything while you're together,
(06:44):
more so than what you need to know before you
actually do it. Unless you're fully in, you kind of
don't know the quirks of the person, but you I mean,
I assume they've been apart. I was in a long
distance relationship until we were quarantined, and that was like, well,
there's a big chance she was coming and we're spending
time together. But once you're together seventy two hours straight,
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then it's like a real life thing. What do you
need to know? Nothing you'll learn at all when he
gets there. I think you just have to know if
in your gut that's what you feel like, is the
next best move. Then your people are constantly growing and
evolving in different things are going to come out. But
(07:26):
as the military life, we need to know is his
life is not his own. That's a good point. I
think about the military party. But they're both officers. Okay,
she is too, Yeah, oh well then you know how
it is. Yeah, okay, all good. I say, if you
want to do it, go to it and learn while
you're together. The only thing I would is like, hey,
if you're allergic to dogs and he's got a dog,
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you need to know that any physical But otherwise you're
going to learn everything together. So just be like, learn
how to communicate. I don't know if either of you,
if you're not effective communicators, try to make that a
priority from day one because you're gonna need to do that.
And I think if you're both officers and military, hopefully
you can. But professional and personal is very different. All right.
(08:06):
Number two morning studio. Just curious if you guys are
driving at night or early in the morning, are you guys?
Is way to work? If somebody has their brights on
behind what do you do in that situation? Every day
I'm a morning commute. I guarantee I gain at least
maybe one or two guys behind me. They just ride
down the road behind me with their brights on. Like,
what would you do? I tap the brakes? Yeah right,
(08:29):
and that's what as a trucker to get my cdo.
Oh yeah, tell us if you're about to slow down. There,
you tap your brakes for many things to let people know.
I feel like that's the universal communicator for the people
behind you, tap the brakes or hazards. And if that
doesn't work, stick your head out the window and first
give them the pinkie and slowly work your way to
the middle. What would you do? So hazards are supposed
(08:49):
to tell the people behind you, Brad, hazards you just
said hazards. I mean that would be secondary, But I
think the first is just tap your brakes. Oh. I
would think they would think, oh, why are they trying
to break a little bit? Well, that's right, and then
they're just like, wait, this is not just about breaking.
Well would I do? I just get over and let
them pass me so then they're not behind me. May
not be you know, double lane, oh true, If it is,
(09:11):
let them go obviously, or have a flashlight in the
passenger seat and turn it around at him, shine it
back at their head. I hears a voice my number
three Morning Studio. I think I just spotted a celebrity
in Saint George, Utah. I was driving and I saw
a car that said lunchbox on it. And there's only
one lunchbox in the world. So is lunchbox in Saint George, Utah.
(09:35):
Unfortunately I'm not in Saint George, Utah. I'm sorry to
disappoint you, but someone is an impersonator and they just
want to be me all right, And finally, Hi, Bobby
Morning Studio. The Tuesday before Thanksgiving, Bobby left me a
beautiful tweet telling me that I am consistently the nicest
commenter on all the posts it just found. With you
all very happy and healthy new Year, take care and
have a great day. Thanks Bonnie. I do know who
(09:57):
that is. I know Bonnie, Yeah, every morning and I
hit her up and I'm like, hey, this is a bot.
Great bot, but if you're a real person, you're the nicest.
Because most people are consistently that nice and social media
and she has, so I hit her up and was like, hey,
thank you very much. All right, there you go. Those
are your voicemails. Appreciate you guys for listening. It's time
for the good news. Producer Ready good William McCoy. He
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works to drive through at the Windy's on Route thirty
three in Hamilton, New Jersey. He's been doing it since
nineteen ninety eight, and that's when they gave him the
headset speaker and he and he sings to every customer
that comes by. He's been doing it since back then.
People love it. Everyone in town knows Willie. But now
he's got a Facebook page that he started, and now
the whole world can get to know Willie. And here's
(10:43):
a clip from that Facebook page. Man, take Calda. Can
I get a number? Nine? Large? Robert? Can you be yourself? Please?
Will go? Fo joke? Can I get a die? Doctor Pepper?
Will play? Yes? No something? Come on? Wait when you
(11:04):
start doing it? Will He's been doing that since nineteen
ninety eight. Man, what if you're sick or not in
the best mood. I feel like he just pushed us through.
He started this, and I think he just does it
even though it doesn't feel well. Some days we need more, Willie.
I think you're right, that's awesome. That is what it's
all about that was tell me something good. Right, here's
(11:24):
the question. When you take a shower, do you look
toward the shower head or do you look away from
the shower head, like at the back wall? Both? No,
but if you have to pick one, this is a
dumb debate of the day. Do you look at the
shower head or away from it? I guess if I
have to pick I look at it me too, right, Yeah,
(11:45):
you guys, Oh no, no, this is easy. I look away.
I don't like the water hitting my chest at all.
I'd rather hit my back. I've done this my whole life.
So you get in and look at the back wall. Okay,
So I turn it on right and the water in
the bottom goes or whatever. And then when I turned
the showery by picking that button up, I turn around
as fast as I can because I don't want that
hid in my chests. Hey, Eddie, that's the weirdest think
(12:05):
of ever hurt really? Yeah? Yeah, So when you soap
up your chest, how do you rinse it off? Oh?
Then I have to do but that's a later later, later,
and I'll turn and get on my back and do
what Eddie does the other way. But I thought we
just all land and looked at the shower. I'll tell you,
Kaitlin has a Lufa. We're sharing showers now because we
flooded out. She flooded her shower in the guest room.
(12:25):
So she has this glove lufa thing. Oh yeah, I've
seen that. I don't think I'm supposed to use it.
No you're not. I'm not no why because it's unhurts
for her body? Did you use it? It's great, but
they're gonna get married. I mean your body, her body,
same thing. I don't care. I've been married for fourteen
years and never shared a lufa ever. But you don't
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know that. No, I know, we have our own separate lufa's.
Now my husband would be mad. I said, he has
a lufa. But they're different colors and they're in different
parts of the showers. So no, no, no, no no no.
And it's a glove, so you put that on and
put it on your body all over? Yeah, scratch it?
Is it like a scratchy thing? Have you told her
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that you're using it? Oh? This is this is like
someone's tooth brush. She did that with me once back. Yeah,
I'm this that's not cool. I didn't know it wasn't cool,
And I I think it was a thing. That's weird that
you didn't think it was a thing that's like all
over your body. But if like there's like a wash
(13:28):
cloth skin and it was in there or soap, you
rub the soap on, you share the soap. That's how
I don't understand how people use bars of soap. If
I I mean, I get it, and sometimes we do,
but I will if I have to use a bar
soap and I don't know what else has happened with it,
I run it underwater and I cleanest soap. Yes, I
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let the layers of the soap wash away before then
I use the soap lunch box. Which side do you
wash first? Oh? I definitely faced the back wall because
I don't like Eddie said the chest. I don't like
the water spray me in the face like. And so
I sit there and I put the soap on, and
then I turn around wash off, and then I turn
back around and put the face wash on. Turn around
you face the back wall makes the shower so much
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easier and enjoyable. I don't get sprayed in the face,
and I look at the shower. It comes down to
like in my chest. Yeah, I guess it just depends
your positioning. What's the first body part on the count
of three, say the first body part you wash when
you get in the shower? Ready, one, two, three? Body? Wow? Armpits? Yeah,
me too, straight to the armpits first thing, Like, why
that's so weird? It's to me. It's the vulnerable stinky part.
(14:32):
Arm pits and butt? You know, Oh, so you go butt? Second?
We don't. That's quick, dude, This is too much detail
right now. No, we want people to know we're humans,
too prick us we bleed. Yeah, let's bring Haley on. Hello, Haley,
how are you? Oh, I'm absolutely wonderful. How are you doing?
Pretty good? I'm thankful that you're listening. I'm thankful that
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you called into the show. And now I want to
give you a chance to win in a game called
never Gonna Get It. So you're gonna pick a member
of the show here that you think we'll get this
impossible question right. And we call it never Gonna get
It because I don't think anyone's ever gonna get it.
You're never gonna get it up for grabs for you,
(15:16):
Haley is a gas gift card. Oh, a fifty dollars
marathon gas gift card for the show member. If you win,
I'm gonna give you twenty bucks in cast. I like
it now, man, I'm gonna ask the question first, Haley. Okay.
According to a recent survey, more than ninety percent of
us don't remember the last time we cleaned this household item?
(15:37):
What is it? According to a recent survey, more than
ninety percent of us do not remember the last time
we cleaned this household item? What is it? Can I
say something? Yeah? I already got it? You know it
for sure? That quick? Oh it's easy one, right, I
mean there's only one, a two things. No, I have
(15:58):
like several things in the Yeah, Ray Morgan, everybody can
jump in. She can have an option to everybody never
gonna get it? Did everybody have their answer? Yes, Halo,
you can choose Amy my my co host, Lunchbox co
host Eddie, co host, Slash video producer Morgan Number two,
digital editor, digital machine runner, digital content. There you go, Raymundo, producer, Haley,
(16:27):
who would you like? I want them with Amy because
I feel like she's my twin. But the fact that
Eddie said he knew it, Rolf to that, I feel
like he's I think he's got it. I'm gonna go
with Eddie. I will also add, oh, you're gonna add
after she picks present, I will also add that I
don't think I've ever won this game ever, And I'll
also add that does just how Eddie is with everything.
(16:48):
According to reason start by more than ninety percent of
us don't remember the last time we cleaned this, Eddie,
what's your answer? That is the oven bones? Okay, now
that's Eddie's answer, Halo. You can stay with him or
I'll let you leave him if you want. Well, Okay,
I don't really like oven because I don't feel like
anybody ever cleans the oven. But maybe that's the point.
(17:09):
R Okay, No, I'm going Amy. I'll goot Amy. Okay, Well, Eddie,
your answer of the oven? Wait, don't say if it's
right or wrong? Let him do it again? Even well, yeah,
because I have oven, so it's destiny. Okay, then I'll
let her. Hey, you can move off Amy if you
just don't think it's oven? Yeah, sorry, sorry, what if
(17:31):
it is who cleans the oven? I know? Like, well,
that's why it's like you don't remember the last time
you did it. I actually do. But okay, Bragger, Okay, okay,
you're cleaning flex. We get it. Why it was? It
was on like a move out checklist. I had to
clean the oven. But um, I don't know. I got
(17:52):
no okay, fine gold Morgan whatever? Wow wow? Okay. If
you said oven, you are wrong. I moved off from us.
Good job, Okay, Morgan. You know what, Let's make it interesting, Haley.
You can have either any other three show members or none.
(18:14):
If nobody gets it, you can pick who. If any
of the three get it, you win the money, or
if none of them get it, you win the money.
Which one do you have? Okay, I'm gonna get with none? Oh,
she believes in nothing. She went from two people, third person,
and then she still says Ray, Ray and Launcher garbage.
All right, it's hard, Okay. I hope you run out
of gas today because you're not gonna have money to
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put it in the car. Ninety percent of us don't
remeber the last time we cleaned it. Morgan, what do
you have? I have two, but I'm going with shower curtain.
What was your other one? Pillow? Okay, both are incorrect?
Oh wow, Hayley still in the money here, Lunchbox, Well,
I had I have two, but I scratched one out.
I had microwaves, said, and I went with the fridge.
(18:57):
No one ever cleans the fridge. You're just the microwave
gets cleaned often, and your fridge gets cleaned out, right,
check expiration. It gets cleaned out. That means you clean it.
That doesn't mean you clean it. You don't wipe it now.
I'll clean it last year. So lunch Box's house. Okay,
(19:19):
those are both wrong, like your sheets, your clothes, underwear, vacuum.
That was that bad answer our audio produced, So you
are she wants you to miss it. She went on
the don't pass line. Ray is good at this game, though, Ray,
what do you have? Everybody touches it right before they
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go to bed. I put TV remote. He's right, right,
I don't want to let Haley hop it back in. Ye,
that's right. You pick No One, but you can switch
over and pick Ray if you want the TV remote.
That's right, I mean, who clean I've never cleaned it, Haley.
(20:01):
If you go to Ray, he has to get it right, okay.
If you stay where you are, if he gets it wrong,
you win. Oh no, he got it right. That's right,
that's right, because you do those studies about the hotel room,
about it being the dirtiest thing in the hotel room,
and you always say TV remote. We're not talking about
hotel I know. But so that translates to the house
that no one cleans it because it's so dirty. So
(20:23):
Ray is right, you don't about it. I didn't go
to Harvard. I could have, but this is you've got
to do deductive reasoning. The question again, bones ninety percent
of us don't remember the last time we'd clean this
household item. Yep, it's not a remote side between you two, Yeah,
I mean lunch, I'll take that it's not. And he
says that it is. I'll take that. Bet. Why are
you so firm that it's not the remote, because it's like,
no one cleans the remote. No understand the question, Eddie,
(20:46):
I clean my remote. Twenty bucks towe each other? Yeah,
twenty twenty bucks, twenty Bobby, you clean yours? I'm sure like, yeah,
Bobby does three times. I understand. Bobby cleans everything but
the remote. The channel chainer is one thing you don't clean.
But they don't remember the last time. That's different. Than
the answer is second. The vacuum cleaner, friend, No, don't,
(21:13):
don't question it. Now, why would you clean the vacuum cleaner.
It's dirt in the house, clean it's grow No, no,
you have to clean it? What? What? Where? Where? What
do you clean on the vacuum cleaner? They handle all
the outside I don't know. I don't guess you did.
You have to empty it owl? Yeah, maybe that's it.
You have to herd It looks coll here, though, Haley,
I don't no one. You should have stuck with no One.
(21:38):
Everyone loses. Lunchbox of loses. Hayley loses. I feel like
I lost to get ten minutes on this segment. Well, no,
I feel like people learn they need to go home
and clean their remote and their vacuum cleaner. Hayley. Here's
the deal I'm gonna make you. We'll call you back
in the next day or two and we'll play again
and give you another shot. Okay, sounds awesome. All right,
we appreciate you listening. I can't give it to you.
That's against my attorney's like an me right now going.
(22:00):
You can't give it if you said you weren't, that's
also a lie. I don't have an attorney in here,
but now bosses do tell me that. So I'm gonna
get you another shot to win, coming up soon. Okay, okay, perfect,
thank you. There she is, Haley. She picked the right
She just jumped off. All right, pay me lunch. Bam.
There you go. That's that's never gonna get it. Nobody wins,
only Eddie's. I'm the only winner somehow. Legit, you're s
(22:24):
Amy's pile of stories. So I have the best country
songs of the two thousand and tens. The top five
rinks weird once you start to have to separate two
thousand and two thousand tens. I don't know the difference myself.
Two thousand tens. Huh yep. Where would I start, Lee, Bryce,
I drive your truck. Oh that's a big one. It
was that on the list. Nope, okay, it might be
(22:45):
in the top ten, was not on in the top five? Okay,
top number five. Jaco and bare Foot Bluejie nine. That's
two thousand and eleven, by the way, Oh yeah, a
little before us, Yeah, a little before us. Okay. What
Darius Rucker wagon wheel from twenty and thirteen. Do you
know the history of the song the old show Medicine
(23:09):
Crow almost so Bob Dylan wrote part of it. It
was never on a record. It was on like a
a demo, a random demo catch from ol Crow Medicine Show.
Did I know him? Yeah, yeah, A couple of horses down,
had a couple of houses down from now back in
the whole West houses. He wrote the rest of it.
(23:30):
Cut it was a hit for them. Then Darius said
I'd like to cover that was that massive hit for him.
So it was a Bob Dylan kind of song, not
released or anything. Catch found it, ol Crow cut it,
Darius cut it. There you go, there we have it.
In At number three is Luke Homes Hurricane two thousand
and sixteen two Luke Hombs When It Rains a Horse
(23:58):
twenty seventeen Stock. He has better songs than this one,
in my opinion, But early on, when these two came out,
it was a big deal. Oh no, every song of
his has been a massive deal. And the number one song,
tell me what year it was? Twenty fifteen? Mm, let's
Luke Brian drink a beer or uh in a way
(24:22):
you're kind of it's christ Tennessee whiskey yep, okay, which,
by the way, the history of this song is it
was written by and you may look this up. David
allen co really, George Jones covered it, Chris Stapleton covered it.
(24:43):
I may have missed the first writing. Mikey, let me
know who wrote that one. I'm gonna be it's somebody
go ahead, Dean Dylan? Who else wrote it? Did the
hard he recovered? Who covered it? Maybe he covered it
at one point or remember just an idiot. I literally
courted yes by David allen Coo, Okay, here we go.
Originally a recorded by David Alanko. Then it was thank God,
(25:05):
I'm sweating. He was in there somewhere. I was like,
oh no, did I make that up? That's pretty cool.
There you go. What else you got? So a woman
is concerned because her sister is still breastfeeding her six
year old son, who also still uses a bottle and
a pacifier. So she took it to read it like, yeah,
which is where you take all your real problem? Yeah,
because she approached her sister about it, and now her
sister's mad. So she's like, am I in the wrong
(25:28):
here for trying to tell her? At family gatherings? It's
awkward when it's like, gotta go breastfeed by safe Yearhold,
all right, are you just study study for seventh grade
and come get your booby? What did you do at school? Oh?
My goodness. The answer is it's not your business. People
can breastfeed however long they want to. It might be
weird to you, but it's not your business. Right, Even
if it is your sister, you keep your opinion. You
(25:51):
don't have to say anything to her about it. And
then just quickly want to know if you were able
to peek into your own future, would you do it? No?
Because if I peek and it's black, that means I'm dead. Yeah.
I think about that all the time. No way, If
you can guarantee that I'm going to be alive and healthy,
I would peek ahead a little bit. But I like to.
I believe I get to make the choices that affect
influence my life. That's true. And if I peek ahead,
(26:12):
then I realize I don't, and then that removes all
power from me in my mind. That's how I live
my life. That's not good. I don't I don't believe
in predestination. I believe we make choices, and I don't
want that, so, no, I wouldn't. Just one percent of
those who participated in this research said they would want
to know. Sope, seems like you're in the majority. Yeah,
I think most of us are saying. And if we okay,
let me look ahead of year and all that is
is black. Oh now I don't want to see take
(26:35):
it back. That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time
for the good news unbox. Peyton and Brian are six
year old twin brothers. They were down in Orlando on vacation.
There at the hotel swimming pool when this mom and
her little toddler come to the pool well. The mom
(26:56):
goes to put the towels on the chair and the
toddler jumps in the deep in not knowing how to swim,
he's struggling to stay afloat. The six year old twins
jump into the pool and save the toddler. Wow, six
year old lifeguards. Yeah, that's cool. What's the deal? What
the toddler was? Listen, I don't have toddler, and Eddie says,
they shoot off like crazy. They just run run, and
(27:18):
they're minded their own so they could do whatever they want.
If you're at a pool, like do you hear this
and go, oh, mom, you gotta like no, yeah, or
do you go that's just the nature of the toddler.
I mean, you have to keep your eyes on your
toddler at all times, and especially by a pool. Yeah,
she shouldn't have turned around them. What about leashes on kids?
Not serious? I know, you go, But when I hear
(27:39):
stories like this, I go, okay, so much, what's wrong
with the leash? No eyes are as good as a leashes, Like,
just keep your eyes on them and they won't go
anywhere like elishes too much. They're not a dog m.
I don't know too much. Sometimes I want to leash
you guys. Sometimes at the airport, I get it, like
I don't have to leash my kids, but I see
other kids on leashes, and I'm like, you know, maybe
(28:00):
they know that they have one that will go rogue
every now and then, and they just it's better safe
than sorry. I was a big hater on leashes for
a while. I instagrammed a kid on a leash with
a mom. That's right, put the kid's face on Instagram,
But I was like, look at this is mom. You
got a kid on a leash. Mom follows me on Instagram,
had a little word with me. Oh what does she say,
don't be doing that? Don't mean my leash kid on Instagram.
(28:21):
Kind of awkward conversations there. I was like, I'm like, well, huh,
didn't do that again. Oh hey, I did not do
that again. But I'm I don't thin I'm about four leashes.
But I could see in situations like this where there
are dangerous things around that maybe you leash them around
pools and fires and I don't know about Okay, I
think about it. Okay, that was tell me something good.
(28:44):
Appreciate you guys hanging out. Amy. Let's go over into
the morning Corny with you. Morning Corny, What time is
it when the clock strikes thirteen? What time is it
when the clock strikes thirteen? Time to get a new clock?
(29:07):
That was the morning Corning. On the phone right now
is Katie and de Moine. Hello Katie, How are you good?
How are you really good? What can I do for you? Awesome? Well,
I would love to say morning studio morning, that's awesome. Um.
I wanted to say that you guys always talk about
bride Zilla's on the show, and I want to know
(29:28):
if I'm being one or if my bride's maids asking
a funny request. Um, so she asked if she could
bring her baby to our bachelotte party. And so I'm
wondering if that's um something that I should do or
if we need to figure something else out. So I'm
asking for some advice here on what I should do.
(29:52):
By the way, the baby will be about three months,
That's what I was going to ask. How old was
the baby going to be? You can't bring a baby
to a bachelorette party, right, It's like the Sweet Home Alabama.
You brought a baby to a bar let me. By
(30:12):
the way, is the bachelorrette party in a nursery by
any chance? No? Yeah, of course, I'm not sure on
the plans yet. I don't want to know anything, but
we're yeah, but I'm pretty sure. No. If something happened
and and somebody the baby was sick in emergency she
had to bring the baby with her, then it's understandable.
But no, then you you don't go. No, but let's
(30:34):
say she's sick with like she gets fatigued from watching
cartoons on. I don't know. You can't do it unless
there's an emergency situation. I don't know, you just can't
do it. You can't take the baby. Yeah, no, it's
just as unfortunate timing for her. At first, I was thinking,
is this a babysitter issue? But I'm sure it's because
the baby's only three months and she's nervous to leave
the baby within anybody else, or she maybe she doesn't
have someone that she trusts, but I don't know if so.
(30:56):
My bachelorette party was at a friend's house and she
had everything plan there. An option could be that y'all
get a babysitter and in a separate room far away
they have You're you're you're imagining it's to the house
and maybe going to I know, all kinds of place.
That's just you know, throwing it hypothetically. I don't think.
I think it's not your responsibility. I think she's very
(31:18):
close to you. But it's selfish of her to go
to bring my three month old baby because it affects
the entire experience for everyone. I agree, And I love
a baby, but not for a bacherette party. Oh you do, Yeah,
I love a good baby. Why not? I just like
to watch them on Instagram, to hold them, to hold them. Okay, sorry,
that's what I was picturing, Okay, trying to drop a baby.
(31:40):
I don't even I don't even own that baby, and
I'm gonna break it. That ain't good. What's been the
conversation Katie so far about this? So so far? I
talked to my bridesmaids and they all said, like, oh,
that kind of puts it on us too, and you
know we'll be, you know, having to rotate watching the
baby over the weekend too, so that's not fun for them.
But so we did maybe an idea of doing something
all in our hometown for her and then still doing
(32:02):
the big weekend some other time, and if she can
come to that, that's great, but without the baby. And
I just didn't know if that was too mean. No,
it's not. And you shouldn't have to pay the penalty
because she has a baby. You shouldn't. You shouldn't be
held back from anything your friends were going to do
on any scale massive, too small, right, And she should
(32:24):
understand that. Is she not understanding? Is she being kind
of weird about it? I'm not sure. I'm not planning it.
She's been talking to my maid of honor, which is
my sister. Yeah, you gotta shut that baby down. Yeah,
I don't know. Does anyone think the baby should be
able to go to the bachelor party's making sure? Usually
there's someone there's a dissenting opinion, usually and we'd like
(32:46):
to hear it. Yeah, but not here, but not hear universally.
And I just want to reiterate Bobby said and affirm
you and the fact that, like you don't, this is
your wedding, like your bachelorette weekend, So no part of you.
After you go have whatever you're going to do with
your bridesmaids, do you need to go back and do
something in your hometown that she can go to. That's
very thoughtful and kind, but not necessary. So I just
(33:08):
want to make sure you know that because that's extra
stuff that you're doing for her when it's your day.
Oh well, that's very sweet of you to say, thank you,
we're on your team. That I mean, she's not a bridezilla.
You're not. Yeah, your answer is you are not a bridezilla,
So it's unfortunate. I appreciate that. Wait, so tell me
about this wedding. Who's this? Who's this? Joe Schmo? You're
(33:30):
marian Um. He is a physical therapist we've been together
four years. I'm not sure what else would you I'm sorry,
I just got so nervous. I think it'd be awesome, guy,
I promise, Hey, what what celebrity did you look most like?
I'm five foot and he's six foot, so there's a
(33:51):
big height difference. He's six foot in blonde. Um, I'm
trying to come up with I've never been asked that question.
It's a good question. I know you guys always do that.
I should have been thinking of that. You should have
thought everything we've asked any caller ever in the history
before you came on here. For sure, I know I
should have been. Well, I was, you know, thinking, know
(34:12):
the world class advice giver thing that you guys would
probably be doing, and all that stuff and like the
bright little thing, and I didn't prepare myself for the
first Well, okay, we're gonna we're gonna wrap it up
on this. Yeah, you're not a bridezilla. This is about you,
and it's I know it's weird to have people do
a lot of stuff that's about you, but have fun. No, baby,
(34:33):
you still love the baby, just not for the situation.
Thank you guys so much. I'm a huge fan of
this show. I appreciate this a lot. All right, Katie,
I appreciate you calling. Have a good day, yes yours? Well,
thank you guys. It's world class. Thank you. So here's
the game. I'll read you a phrase. You tell me
(34:54):
if it's lyrics from a country song or a bumper
sticker phrase, that's funny, Okay, okay, So write your answer down.
If you miss one, you'll be eliminated. Let's you can
last the longest, Eddie, Amy Lunchbox are all playing for example,
this is just a this account. Don't write it down.
God is great, beer is good. People are crazy. Yeah,
(35:14):
that would be a song. That would be Billy Currington.
People are crazy good, people are crazy. So for answers,
do you just want song, bumper sticker song or bumper sticker?
Got it? Okay, here we go. Life is too short
to drink cheap beer? It's that from a famous country song?
(35:38):
Or is it a bumper sticker slogan? Life is too
short to drink cheap beer? Amy, bumper sticker, Eddie, that's
a bumper sticker. Bones Lunchbox, that's a bumper sticker. That
is a bumper sticker. Nice shot, almost a song why
life is short? Make it sweet? What that you we match?
Three words? Uh yeah yeah, old dominion? Right all right?
(36:00):
Next up, birds need the bees Ice Sneed's whiskey birds
need bees Ice Sneed's whiskey good? Is it a bumper
sticker or a country song? Amy song, Eddie, I'll go
song lunchbox, that's a bumper sticker. It is actually Luke
(36:21):
Brian knocking boots. Here you go, all right, lunchboxes eliminated.
There see you lunch. Next up, I ain't no high
class broad bumper sticker or country song, Amy song, Eddie,
that's a song bones That is Gretchen Wilson, redneck woman.
(36:43):
Here you go, okay, drunk man's words are sober man's thoughts?
Is that a lark from a country song? Or is
that on a bumper sticker? Drunk man's words or a
sober man's thoughts? Amy, I guess a bumpers digger, Eddie.
(37:04):
I am not joking. My dad had this, but it
was in a mug. That's a bumper sticks nic job.
Oh really, yes, okay. You know, if it weren't for trucks,
we wouldn't have tailgates. Oh my goodness, could go either way.
Really that this one, It's gonna be a toss up,
such a simple line. I'm in what do you have
(37:27):
a song? Eddie? I'm not sure who sings this, but
it's a song. Hold on it before you say who?
Not sure who that is? I have a I have
a genre of type of person that it is. But
see who that lyric goes. If trucks wouldn't hat tailgate
got it so back in our nineties, Yeah, amid all
(37:47):
my off traffick jan yourself. They weren't like about a
pick up man dragging damn rest and beach rest. We
have a speed round. Just name the song, you gotta wait,
Just name the song. Yeah, it's from a song Shooting
(38:09):
Bullets at the Moon. We name the song shooting Bullets
at the Moon. Incorrect. I'm just gonna Chattahoochie because I
don't know what incorrect. That's number seven, right, play that one? Okay, Okay,
let's do another one. This is a song. If love
keeps giving me lemons, I'll just mix them in money
(38:32):
Amy Bluebird, Bluebird is correct, Miranda Lambert, Amy, you in madrikes.
That's the only I only want you to know. She quit.
She retired. That's her favorite line. And a bluebird in
my heart. Congratulations. I do want to bring something up
with Lunchbox. Um, so this was sent to me, Lunchbox.
(38:55):
You do an exterminator commercial? Yeah? For who? All American
pest Control? Do you like them? They're awesome. They come
to my house bug free. Let me tell you we
can sit outside. It's great. Okay. So I was sent
this audio. I haven't heard it yet, and I want
to stand up for Lunchbox if you guys were wrong
about sending this in it. So, but I don't know. Um,
Apparently it's a termite commercial and he doesn't say termites,
(39:15):
he says term mates. Yes. Interesting, okay, let's hear you
don't think the mice are gonna be like, oh it's
cold outside. Let me go in their house and you know,
hang out in the attic or you think the termites
stopped eating? You would because I thought that I thought
I heard termites. This made the radio. So I'm driving
(39:36):
along and I'm listening to Lunchbox talk about All American
and I'm like, oh, you know termites okay? Yeah, And
I'm like, oh no, there's a new insect we need
to worry about or like home pass termites, but he
meant termites, but that past inspection if a commercial, you know,
I'm not even going to complain lunchboxes. We all say
(39:56):
a lot of wrong things and dumb things, oh, for sure,
all the time termites like I do. But that that
was all take care of both termites and term mats.
I mean, whatever, what about terms? They take care of
termmates too, So I mean the actually came out a
couple of weeks ago, and I got no termmates in mine.
It was live radio, so obviously there's no way for
(40:17):
me to go back and check. But I had not
reheard it until just now, and I thought, am I
hearing things or my radio cut out wrong? Or did
he say termmates right when you played again? Do you
think the term mates stopped? I don't blame you, not
at all. Let's go to Scooba steep here, Scooba, see
what happened. Um So, I won't say who did it,
(40:39):
but we'll have to be more careful of that. Maybe
that's how they say it also termmates. Maybe it's like creo,
but yeah, it's definitely not termmates. It's termites, for sure,
but also it's also on the local end too because
it goes to the local sales person and they listened
to it, so also as another barrier, so they weren't
paying attention, and then the client hears it and they
weren't paying attention. Like yep, termmates must be a new
(41:00):
bug of some sort. Because the quality of control the
layers of people go through. I really they do a
quality job. I'm arguing about stuff we submit places, I
get real worried. Sometimes they're like, oh, if they don't
catch this, edits going. National spots are on me. And
national spots are flawless every time because erciously, because there's
(41:21):
an issue I know about it because there's a lot
of money and so I'm not saying there's not a
lot of money locally, but there's a lot of money
national and there's a lot more heads involved with the
national spots. So those you hear, those those are great.
All Right, It's time for the good news. An auto
shop owner named T. J. Crossman is about to give
(41:43):
away a car to a person in need. It's the
fourth car that he's given away every year the last
couple of years he's done this. He's accepting nominations now.
He's been motivated to give back since he survived about
with cancer fifteen years ago. And so what he does
is he collects parts old car and he kind of
rebuilds it and then gives it to somebody. Amazing, like
(42:03):
over the year he spends his time doing this. Is
that crazy? That's good, That's what I'm talking about. That
was tell me something good. I was reading a thread
on Reddit last night where they said, hey, explain something
that happened to you that you know is true. People
don't believe you. And this guy was telling a story
about how he would go to his grandparents and every
time he go to his grandparents, he would see their
(42:24):
neighbor waving at him through the window. He just remembers it.
Every time. He wouldn't really go talk to the neighbor,
but then neighbor would wave at him every time going in.
He'd always be sitting near the window going out, and
so for many years of his childhood, the old next
door neighbor would wave. He'd see him wave, go out,
go home. Wave. So he said, once they were leaving
the house and the neighbor was waving, and he got
in the car and he was like, am I ever
(42:45):
going to meet so and so the neighbor that's waving
and they're like, that never died like two weeks ago.
He was like, no, no, I just saw him waving.
They're like, no, you didn't. So he was just talking
about how did he really see it or was he
so used to seeing it going in and out? And
I was like, well, that's kind of creepy. Well, then
Amy tells me a story about her house. This happened
(43:06):
when yesterday. Go ahead, I was standing in the kitchen
and I, you know, I'm doing unpacking some groceries, keeping busy.
But my every time any door in our house opens,
the alarm says which door it is? Backdoor, garage door,
front door. So I hear front door, and I think, who,
(43:26):
I'm at the house by myself. So I go over
and the front door is wide open. I am perplexed
by this because I don't know. I still don't know.
It's a mystery. Because so then I'm terrified because I'm
thinking someone came in and they hid themselves somewhere. So
I don't want to be in the house alone. So
(43:47):
I have my phone and I want to check the
cameras to see if the doorbell camera picked up anything.
So but I go outside to do it in the open, wide,
open area where all neighbors can see me, and I'm checking,
though I see nothing on the cameras. Mystery. Who is
in my house? I don't know. So then I I'm like, uh,
(44:08):
it's probably fine to go back inside. But before, when
I went back inside, before I felt comfortable, I yelled
out that if anybody is in my home, the police
are on their way, so you can get out, you know,
And you thought they would go you got me. No.
I even went back into the kitchen and I thought
I'll give them an opportunity to to leave, and nothing
(44:29):
ever happened. I'm really glad because I had not called
the police. Really, but it was weird. I guess it
was unlocked. I guess it was wind. But my front
door is inside my porch is like really covered, you
like go through a walkway to get so wind getting
in there to me is weird, and that door's normally
always locked. I don't know who unlocked it. Weird. What
(44:51):
do you think happened? In your head? Not your heart? Wind? Okay,
but in my heart at the moment I was I
was I was proud of myself for being sharp with
how I handled it. I don't know if it was
the right thing, but my first thing was run outside,
don't don't look at the camera's inside because then I'm
(45:12):
trapping myself. So to you, it wasn't a ghost. To you,
it was maybe a robber. Oh yeah, it was never
a ghost, okay, until I couldn't see anything on camera.
But then I thought maybe they had a way of
deceiving me with the camera. I don't know, I really
thought someone. That's why I yelled at them when I
went back in the only weird experience that I've ever
had with a ghost like thing. I'm not a believer
(45:34):
in ghosts, right, Yeah, I'm not going to commit you
they're not real, but I haven't seen one, so I
can't go yes, they're real. And so was once after
my grandmother passed away, who raised me, was my adopted
parent for years. She gave me a guitar when she died,
and I remember being like, all right, if you're real,
(45:55):
and then stupid guitar fell over. Now it was placed
up against the wall, and guitars fall all the time
when they're leaning up against a wall and they just
don't know how I feel about that. Steel, I tell
you how I feel about it. I don't think. I
don't think that that's her pushing over a guitar. I
don't can't prove it wasn't, but I don't feel I
(46:15):
feel like I probably leaned up the dumb guitar, which
reminded me to think of her, which I thought about that.
Then it fell over because I didn't lean it right now.
That's my brain, right, because you have the heart and
the mind thing too, like I did. Yeah, but I
remember yelling, if there's anyone in the guitar, come out,
no questions asked, like like you did. I've called the police.
I've called the police. All these songs will be from
(46:36):
Disney movies. We're gonna play Survivor style, so if you
miss it, you're out. I'm gonna play. I've probably seen
four Disney movies ever out of a lot, but I
think I know the music though. Okay, so me, Eddie
Amy Lunchbox ready here there is the first Disney song.
(47:01):
It is. It's what okay, lunch Box your first man? Okay,
(47:23):
oh man, I'll go with Lion King. I have no
idea Eddie, that's Lion King. Lion King is but I
have to al right. Number two, which Disney movies are
from dazzling place? I never knew? But h Crystal Belie,
(47:47):
Now I mean a hole New World lunch box. I
put a Laddin Aladdin for me too, Eddie, that's a
Laddin box. Oh no, are you out? What'd you play?
You know way up here? Because she's normally in the
ocean and she comes up. I put the Little Mermaid
(48:10):
wrong with me? Wow? Wow, Amy, I'm shot. I beat somebody.
I'm proud of myself. Right, fun guys by you all right?
Named the Disney movie. I I only know this because
(49:01):
the person singing it, you know it I do for them.
I've never seen it. I just recognized the voice. We're
only gonna go three D. Yeah, I'm out. Then, lunchbox, well,
I know that's Christina Aguilera. It is Christina Aguilera. Um.
And the only thing I can think of is Mulan Rouge.
But I don't even know if that's a cartoon. It's
(49:21):
not a cartoon, right, Your answer is I have Mulan
Rouge written down because I know she's in that. Okay, Eddie,
I wonder if he's got it somewhat right. But that's
not what I put. I put the princess in the frog.
The answer is mulan. Dang it. He was so close.
He was so close. Gosh, yeah, it's it's the old
(49:49):
and I remember Christina sing that song because I haven't
seen it. You won the game, dude, Oh yeah, sorry,
oh yeah, unbelievable. Ah, you gotta celebrate. Sorry, I just
time to do a good segment. Good job. Yeah. I
have some more left of that Disney game tomorrow. Sorry.
(50:15):
Up to day. This story comes us from Johnsonburg, Pennsylvania
and Elk County. Man was bored over the holidays. He
went walking through the town. He's like, man, that's an
old hotel. Never been in there, and you see on
movies things like light up on fire real quick. Oh no,
let me go in and see if that's really real.
So he took a lighter in, let some drapes on fire,
some old mattresses. What he said, he was bored and
(50:40):
alcohol was involved. I wonder if the guy just loved
fire too. What are they called pyromaniacs? Is that what
that is? Like? Who thinks again, I've never been drunk? Right,
did you ever get drunk though you want to burn
or blow something up. No, oh, it's not a thing.
But the hotel has been abandoned for three years, so
he just wanted to know if he'd be like the
movies where it went up real fast. I didn't know
it was a bandon for three years. Does that change
(51:01):
yours a little bit? It doesn't. I'm lunchboxed at your
bone head story of the day. You want to see
the most bonkers headline that I read today? Yes, the
headline says a million bucks isn't considered a lot of
money anymore? Oh wow? What is then? What is this?
Rich guy? Digests? Right? So weakens in her a lot now.
According to an annual survey, being a millionaire doesn't mean
(51:24):
you're rich anymore. Instead, those who responded to the surveys
that it takes about two point three million in net
worth to truly be considered wealthy. Oh so, multime? Is
this like trust fun weekly? Right? Who are they talking
to in this survey? What's happening? The study also found
that two times more people actively respond to lotteries and
sweepstakes when the total is far greater than one million. Yeah,
(51:45):
we're all guilty of that though. The reason, though, is
you hear about it more. It starts to exist around
you and your periphery. People are talking about it and
you're like, well that seems fun. I can also be
a part of this moment event. Yeah in history. Yeah,
it's not listen, it's not about the money. Money. But
if people aren't talking about a lot of eight twenty
million dollars everywhere you go, you don't think about it
that much. If they're talking about it being almost a
(52:05):
billion dollars every every time you turn around, you're like, oh,
that's that's it's it's a reminder if I'm at the
gas station to grab with cold tickets. You know. So
I just thought that headline was there. I know what
let's happening. I was at the mall recently and I
was kind of you know, sometimes you think about the economy,
and then at the mall there's a Gucci store and
a Louis Vuitton store, and the both of those stores
(52:26):
had lines out the door to get in. I'm like,
guess we're doing a card two words credit cards. No,
I know, I know that a lot of people are
really hurting. It's just ironic when you think of it,
and then you go to the mall and you see
the opposite credit cards. They need some Dave Ramsey in
their left. All right, that's what's up. What's going on today, Amy?
(52:47):
I just have some meetings and then podcasting, taping, recording.
What about you? The bathroom contract just coming by today?
Oh gosh from the flooded bathroom Eddie gil be an estimate?
What time time estimate? Will he? Yeah, you don't come
by today. Speaking of money, Oh boy, not money I
want to spend. How do they get a Gucci jumpsuit?
(53:09):
Geez bye everybody. The Bobbing Ball Show
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