Bobby wanted to get Post Malone on the show after seeing him perform a Brad Paisley cover this week. Post Malone happens to follow Mike D on Twitter so he messaged him and asked him to come on the show. We found out his response. Lunchbox was attacked by an animal and lives to tell the tale. We found out someone from the show one audition for American Idol so we challenged them to recreate the audition!
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Transmitting, Hey, guys, good morning, welcome to thursday's show, Morning
Studio Morning. I hope you guys all have a good
day today. This guy did not have a good day.
This guy in Maine, his name's Logan. He was at
the police station for just a couple of minutes and
he was going because his bike was stolen. He was like, hey, mom,
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a bike stolen. But while he was there, they stolen
his car. Somebody stole his car. That's just strong. That stinks.
He had been at the police station for about sixty
seconds when he emerged to find his car gone from
the parking lot. It was six pm. It was March
twenty second. His black Ford Edge was taken while it
(00:46):
was parked. Now it was idoling. Oh he left it on.
It was a part of a police station. Okay, so,
but that's really great for someone to steal something right
outside of a police station. It makes me think that
maybe a criminal just got released or out of the
jail and they were like, oh, this is just too
good to be true. It looks like God left me
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a little tree. He got tempted, and then he got
in and he got away. Because no way, someone's like,
all I'm gonna plan on stool in a car outside
the police station. The driver and the only suspect in
the theft is a guy named Joel. They have charged
him with unauthorized used of property, violation of a release condition.
I'd run eight pm. They recognize the car rest of
the driver. That's that's the guy's having a bad day. Yeah,
(01:28):
And you know what I like listening to whenever a
day like this happens because you have a bad Yeah,
poor guy. He gets bigger and bigger, and then he
goes home in his house is stolen. He's like, what's
happening here? It's on fire? Oh poor guy logan, Oh
(01:49):
when we feel for you? Yeah, you know what I
found this song used to be the American Idol song.
That's right, someone's voted off. That was terrible when Idol
was like it's early early seasons, some of you. And
the person getting kicked off this week is Jordan Sparks
because you have how ruthless. This was brutal. It's like
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planning play all right, and the person going home it's
Jim Smith. You suck, you suck. I know. I'm so
glad that y'all are so positive on American Idol. It's
a different thing because I can't help but think some
of the kids that went through there that got like
the real negative, like Simon cal Version and then yeah,
just some of the humiliation on TV how that they
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carried that with him negatively because they were so young,
which reminds me. Brook Eden came by my house and
we did a Bobby cast. She's an artist country artist
in Nashville. She went on American Idol back in the day,
made it through the producers, got to Simon Cowell in
that group she got on the show, and then when
she's sang because she's blond and very pretty and she's
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from Florida, they really like altered her to look like
a dumb blonde, no way, and she's she's not anything
but a dumb blonde. And remember Tim Tebow called her
and was like, hey, we know who you are. Don't
feel like that you have to feel judged by us
is a whole thing, and she was like, I just
didn't do that on the show. That wasn't how I
presented myself the whole time. But yes, now we kind
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of have a role that we don't be very different vibe,
which reminds me Abby our phone screener. I found out
that she tried out for American Idol. Did you guys
know that? No? I didn't either, Oh you knew? Yeah?
I found out on Talk to Chuck, the Chuck Wecks podcast.
Hey Abby, So when when did you sing try to
get on American Idol? When? Oh, man, I was like sixteen,
it was a long time ago. How many years ago? Oh,
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that's like fourteen? Did you go and just sing for
the producers? So I went. It was actually in Dallas,
Dallas Stadium, yeah, Eddie, And so I got there and
it was actually in front of the whole stadium. Really,
I mean everybody's there, the whole stadium, and there's about
fifteen producers or judges on the field like tables. So no,
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it was not in front of the producers. I don't
even make it there. Okay, But you sang in front
of those people who were producers, and what do they
tell you? No? Thank you? But no, like did they say, hey,
you know, work on it and come back next year
or they just didn't. No, I mean yeah they did.
Because so there's about five of us at one table
for judges and then you sing about thirty seconds then
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you step back, and then after that they're like you
and you step forward and they say, oh, you made it,
and then they go out and then they're like the
remaining I'm sorry, you did not make it. And you're sixteen. Yeah,
you remember what song you're saying? Oh, man, I think
it was somewhere over the Rainbow. You want to do
a little analogy here, I'll give you the day. Oh gosh,
(04:49):
thank you. Yeah. By the way, who knew Eddie owns
Dallas Stadium? She was like, oh, Eddie, it's called Eddie's Stadium.
Because he he pointed at himself and he was excited.
I was really pointing, get closer to the camera. So yeah,
he was pointing. He was pointing a direction for you
to stand as the camera could see. How I do
it with like background music or something. This is American idol.
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When I tell these kids, you want your time to
shine when it gets presented to you, you have to go. Yeah,
Bobby mentor her Right now, Abby, you may have a
record executive listening right now. It's looking that's looking for
someone who can answer phones and sing the hits, and
I'm gonna blow it or maybe answer the phone singing somewhere. Okay,
right here you go, okay, right here you go somewhere.
(05:32):
The sky's blue and the dreams that you did a
dream really do come true. Come on, you're going to Hollywood.
Yeah old, I am too old. I'm no good Abby.
(05:58):
I get shaky, and I know that's what they would say,
right you'd be like, oh no, it's a little I
think all of us our eyes when you started singing
you're hitting those first notes were like, wow, it's good.
That was great, thank you. I'm better in my car
or shower, but we all are. That was really good
than dang, you're good. Abby. You can take your headphones off.
(06:20):
I love Abby's laugh. It is time to open the
mail bag, Bobbies mail bag. Hello Bobby Bones. I'd like
to remain anonymous. My fiance twenty four year old female
and I thirty one year old male. We're having a
small wedding ceremony in July. I just found out the
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Max's girlfriend, twenty eight year old female, is also getting
married on the same day we broke up two years ago.
She and I dated for several years and have many
of the same friends. Oh no, she called me up
saying that I need to change our date so our
friends don't have to pick which wedding to go to.
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We've already put down all of our down payments. I
told my ex, if she was so worried about it,
she could change her date. She said no, because she
quote picked that date first. I honestly don't know who
picked the date first. Am I being rude to my
friends and my ex for not changing my wedding date
because a woman I broke up with two years ago
as getting married on the same day signed mister X.
(07:23):
This is an excellent email. That's great. Who knew? I
thought they're just getting married? And he's like, is this petty? No,
like friends have to decide? Wow, Okay, you don't change
your wedding date. I mean, if you've already made the
decisions that people are, it's bigger than a few friends
and her. You have family that are making plans to
get there. It may have already made the plans to
(07:44):
get there. Yeah, and this is one of those things
where you find out who your friends are. Oh, you
guys went that way, That's what I thought. I was like, Well, whoever,
Joe's up? I guess what if someone doesn't come to yours?
But comes to hers. But it's still a good friend
to you, okay, And they have them at different times.
I say, you don't schedule with that. You know you're
not with her, okay the end. Let her handle her business,
(08:07):
you handle yours. It is going to be unfortunate for
a few friends, but you just gotta worry about you
at this point. This wedding is about you and her,
and I guess, yeah, who knows. If they're in the
same town, maybe you could do ceremony for one reception
for the other. Whichever reception is going to be more fun.
You mean the friends. Yeah, here's my advice to you.
You can't worry about your friends. What I've learned in
(08:29):
my wedding planning or as my wedding gets planned, because
I haven't been that good at the wedding planning, is
that this is about you. This is about you and
your fiance and you guys making that day extremely special
for you. So dial in on. You have the wedding
you want to have, when you want to have it,
and then let the chips fall where they may. Don't
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be concerned about some x from two years ago. And
I think Eddie and Amy made a great point, you'll
find out who your friends are. Oh yeah, quick. Yeah.
I don't think he's is necessarily concerned about his ex,
but he's worried about his friends. Yes, any advice you'd
like to throw on top of mine, No, I would
just Yeah, you have to continue on with your plans.
(09:11):
I was trying to picture myself in this own predicament,
because I mean, I had boyfriends once they were we
had a lot of mutual friends, and I think, yeah,
the friends just figure it's it's on them to figure
out what they want to do. It's not on you.
They'll figure out who's wedding they're gonna go to, or
maybe they figure out how to kind of make an
appearance at both, or what are the odds that's happening,
by the way, right at thats what if this is
(09:35):
some weird sign that you're supposed to be mirroring her? Okay,
we don't the atmosphere, Okay, do not look at that
as a sign, mister X. Wipe your ears. I know
what you just heard from. Maybe wipe your ears right now.
I like you just doing you the end. You should
you should put no stress on yourself about your wedding,
about other people who Maddie from Maddie and Tay was
(09:58):
talking to me about it. She was, have you had
any stress who you're inviting, who you're cutting off from
the list, who you put in your rooms, your wedding player, anybody?
And I was like a little if you're like, don't
the end you decide to you this is a youth
thing and that's it. And if they don't understand, they're
not your friends anyway. And I was like, okay, twenty
five year old jumping up knowledge will barrow a knowledge
(10:18):
on me. But she's been married for a little bit.
So do you, mister X, and then have a bigger,
better wedding. I mean, if you want to, then you
you know, oh, great wedding wars? What was that on
next Tuesday? Wedding wars? What bride wars? That's two best
friends who the venue was only available on this one
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date and they both grew up like wanting to get
married at that venue, So then it became a war.
At least they're not fighting for the same venue just
the same day. All right, mister X, thank you for
that email. We think we solved your problem. If you
want to email us with your problem or your question, Morgan,
what do they do mail bagat Bobby Bones dot com.
There you go, close it up. That Bobbies mail bag
(11:04):
lunchbox was attacked by an animal. Do you guys know
this what happens? Oh my gosh, guys. I'm sitting on
my front porch and I'm on the little rocking bench
and I'm on the computer facetiming with my parents, and
my fence is right behind me, and I hear all
this rustling. I thinking, oh, the dog's trying to get
out the gate. And I turn and I look over
my left shoulder and there's two squirrels kind of going
at it on top of the fence. And one of
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the squirrels looks right at me and literally launches himself
for herself, lands on my left shoulder and like kind
of I don't know if he's trying to swipe out
my face or what, and then dive bombs the computer
and runs off like and all I could think about
is my life flashing before my eyes. Because Bobby always
(11:46):
talked about how strong squirrels jaws are, but literally, this
squirrel tried to take me out, landing right here on
the shoulder. I turned like this and he went, whoa
right there, and I was like, I'm scary. Oh, I
was freaking out. Yeah, that would be scary. What do
you know about squirrel jaws? Their jaws are extremely show.
(12:06):
They could bite your hand off the jaw pressure. Sure,
their teeth aren't wide enough to do it, but they
could bite through your bones. Wow. Yeah. They have the
strongest jaws of almost any animal when it comes to
their size. Oh, I guess they do have to crack
nuts exactly. Yeah. And so if it jumped up and
decided to take a bite of your face, it would
have been bad news. I don't know if it was
(12:27):
like there's something wrong with that squirrel or if it
was just I was interrupting something. I don't know, but
he or she landen right, I'm I don't want to
be sexist, of course, yeah, landon right on my left shoulder,
and I was just like, I was screaming bloody murder,
freaked out. How long was your heart beating after that?
I'll probably about two hours. Did your wife believe you?
She was like, brilliant, come on. And I had my
(12:48):
parents on FaceTime too, Did they see it happen? Because
they were right at the computer and they were dying
laughing because they're like oo, like knock the computer like that.
So they had tried to attack lunchboxes. Then his parents
come for the whole What y'all do this squirrel? It
was so I mean, who bad bad news? Anyone ever
been a tag by an animal? Like thinking back if
(13:10):
s'll raise your hand. Ever had a I don't know,
running with a hippo or something. No, I mean I
had a rattlesnake buy my boot, but it didn't penetrate
my boot. Yeah. I've had some snakes hit boots too. Yeah,
I mean that's scary. Yeah, but still nothing like a
squirrel on your shoulder. No, nothing like that. Horror movies
are made up there. Man, the flying squirrel, I mean,
think about that one. It's flying squirrel. Well, I mean
(13:30):
that's what the name of the movie would be. Oh okay, yeah,
I mean, but he did fly from the fence to
my shoulder. He I mean, they can jump. Do your
squirrels go up to people in neighborhood because they're always
feeding him anything? No? No, no, no, I've never seen
a squirrel. I mean when I was in college, I
would feed a squirrel on the campus of utsa by
the police station. You would put your hand out and
they would come eat from your hand. Did he get
thought you were a squirrel? What your face? Wait? That
(13:58):
what jab? Was that not a job? Let us I
have a squirrel. It's not a joke. It's not a
job that maybe like lunch Box had a very inviting
face for the squirrel, and it actually wasn't a threat.
It was like once he got closer, he realized, oh,
not a squirrel. But I mean from before he jumped,
he was like, oh, my friend, No, no, I mean
(14:20):
the way his eyes looked, look her looked very very angry.
Oh you're okay, and you live to tell about Yeah,
but I'm starting to get all my heart beating again
talking about it. It wasn't an eadn't gonna take my
dog or a wolf, But Bobby, you for years if
told me the squirrel could rip my hand off if
it wanted to. And that's what I saw. When he
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landed on or she laid it on my shoulder, I thought, oh,
my face is done. Okay, there there it is Lunchbox.
His life flash before his eyes, and he lives to
tell about the latest from Nashville In Tullywood Morgan number
two thirty seven. Skinny Dirk Spentley talked about what it's
like touring the country on a tour bus. I, oddly enough,
(15:04):
I'm jealous in my fans a lot. When I'm on
the road, I'm sitting in my bunk literally all day
long in the dark, because I'm just trying to like
rest up and save my voice and energy for the
performance that night. You know, I'll go on there and
see what they're doing out in the parking lots of
the lake. They're throughout in nature, and I'm not poor,
pitiful me, but I'm like, I missed that living. I
wrote a song about living, and here I am just
like barely surviving for the entire day inside a bunk
(15:27):
like a coffin. Riley Green talked about learning to like
working out. I've always enjoyed working out playing sports. Growing up,
it was not as much fun to me to work
out when coaches were making me do it, And now
that I don't have everybody screaming at me and blowing
a whistle, I sort of enjoy it a little bit.
So that's definitely another hobby. Amount on the road is
trying to stay in shape, and it's tough. I mean,
the lack of sleep and the travel is a little
bit of a ground. So I feel like that's an
(15:47):
important thing to keep you kind of level. Bright Young
doesn't think he will ever write another song that says
personal to him as lady. I think I've fought really
hard to this point to only say things in my
music that do connect can resonate with me, because I
never felt like it was okay to ask fans to
feel connected if I wasn't. I'm Morgan number two. That's
your skinny. It's time for the good news lunchbox. Some
(16:12):
good An eight year old girl in Chicago's home alone,
mom's at work and the house catches on fire. Only
problem is she's trapped up on the third floor. What
am I gonna do? What am I gonna do? She
breaks the window, throws the mattress out, and jumps out
of the window and lands on the mattress. How big
was that mattress for an eight year old to throw
(16:33):
it out? I had to be a small mattress, right, yeah? Tiny?
And then also who would have thought that would have worked?
Because that seems like some merry popping stuff where you
hope that you open up an umbrella and you jump
and it floats you down. But that makes sense because
she's eight years old, definitely smart. She's thinking, yeah, all right,
there you go. That's what it's all about. That was
tell me something good, Bob show down. Sorry up to day.
(16:57):
This story comes rush from Davey, Florida. A man went
to a local McDonald's and ordered six chicken sandwiches. Only
problem in the bag there was five. So what's he do?
He ad taxing employees Horse, they'd probably give him another one,
or another three, or another five. So they tracked down
(17:18):
the twenty one year old and arrested him. Okay, I'm lunchbox.
That's your bone head story of the day. Last week,
Eddie won the Elder versus Millennial Championship one round of
a plus, ready goes out as the champion. It's now
time to roll it over to Lunchbox versus Amy. And
again we call Amy versus Lunchbox. Who won the last
Hammi Ship? Amy? Five? Nothing? Wow? It was that quick,
(17:40):
and I know it's five weeks of just straight butt kicking. Wow,
I forgot I did that? Did you train? I trained?
I've been you know, get in touching with my feminine
side and asking a lot of women questions. Okay, Amy,
you get three questions. Okay, dudes probably know him, Lunchbox,
you get three questions. The ladies probably know him. Yep,
let's see what happens here we go, Amy. Lebron James
(18:06):
has a notorious pregame ritual that involves him tossing something
into the air. What does Lebron James toss into the
air before a game? How do I not know this?
I don't know. Um, he plays basketball, So is he
tossing the basketball? Probably not, that would be too various.
(18:28):
A quarter, a quarter? Yeah, it walks out point Yeah,
what does he toss? I'm just gonna I don't know.
Um a kid. Oh, she's just getting crazier and crazier.
Lebron James tosses a tennis ball. Is that your ant? Yes,
she says, a tennis ball? Orange? An orange? An orange?
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Which one orange? An orange? That is incorrect, Lunchbox, you
can steal. Give me that powder. He tosses chalk. I'll
give you. I'll give you that powder. He goes to
the then throws into the air like this, Amy. Question two,
what piece of heavy machinery would have two tracks, a
(19:09):
blade and a ripper. What two tracks a blade and
a ripper? I don't know, a table saw incorrect? What
piece of heavy machinery would have two tracks, a blade
and a ripper, lunchbox? That ripper, dripper? Give me a chainsaw? Incorrect?
(19:30):
The answer would be a bulldozer. Oh, I missed a
heavy machinery tracks and a ripper. Okay, Amy, in the gym,
skull crocher, skull, crushers and dips are designed to work.
What muscle set primarily trips? Correct? All right? After the
first round? Amy, one lunchbox? One lunchbox over to you. Yeah,
(19:55):
Megan Markle and Prince Harry familiar. Yeah. They had an
interview with Oprah. They announced during their first Oprah interview
they're having a second child. But what was the name
of their first kid? What's the name of that kid?
Did already exist? Oh? I think it's a pretty dorky
name if I remember right. Oh? What did they name him?
(20:19):
Or was that the other brother who had another one?
I'm gonna go with Archie. Archie is correct? Wow? What
I listen as I was talking, I was gonna say Arthur,
but Archie just popped in there at the end. Whoa
nice job. What appliance are the attachments concentrator, styler, diffuser
(20:43):
and pick used for there's an appliance? Yeah, yeah, And
the attachments are the concentrator, the styler, the pick, and
the diffuser. Oh yeah, when you want to diffuse those curls,
you get that hair dryer piece and get put it
on the front of the hair dryer. Hair dryer, correct,
(21:07):
lunchbox well, water temperature setting do you usually use when
you wash whites? Oh that's easy. No, no, I'll say
this question is a little sexist, by the way, Yeah,
I almost most men won't know. I didn't make the questions.
By the way, here's the reason you do this. I'm
gonna go with hot because you gotta the whites won't bleed,
(21:30):
the colors will. But I do everything on cold. So
but it's gonna be hot because my wife gets mad
at me. I'll never do anything wash the whites on hot.
The water temperature where you usually wash whites, it's hot. Whoa,
whoa wow, three for three and some of mine lunchbox
comes back strong. Oh man, it feels good. I means
(21:52):
I had all offseason to think about just how humiliated
I was last season. This feels good with a score
of four to one on Your winner is lunch Boy.
No matter what I got money on my mind, I
can never get enough. Every time I fell up in
the building, everybody, nice, stay there and nice stay there,
(22:18):
nice job. We just Google trivia questions for men and
trivia questions for women. So if you want to cancel us,
QUI cancel Google. They're the ones who gave us those questions. Okay,
So we want post Malone to come on this show,
especially because he loves country music. I'm gonna play some
examples of post Malone loving country music. Here he is
(22:40):
doing There's a Tear in My Beer by Hank Junior.
My heart hurt me. So there's the teen because I'm
crying for you. Dear Boom bump bump, you are, oh
(23:01):
my lonely mind. When they did the version of Hank
Junior and Hank Senior singing together, it was the greatest. Yes,
but post Malone loves that song. He played it. Here
is post Malone doing I'm a thousand miles from nowhere
from Dwight Yoakum. Here is post Malone doing I'm Gonna
(23:33):
Miss Her from Brad Paisley when I get it, and
then here's a Post Malone and Keith Urban doing baby
what you want me to do for the Elvis tribute together.
(23:54):
My point is Postmlone is a big country music guy.
Let me knowing from his hip hop stuff. But I'm
just providing this example. So Mike reached out to him
because he followed post Malone follows Mike d on Twitter, right, yeah,
he does. So what did you say to him? Well?
I sent him a DM on Twitter and I said, hey, man,
I worked for the Bobby Bones Show. We're naturally syndicated
country music show one hundred for these cities. I know
(24:15):
you don't do many interviews, but we were talking about
your Brad Pageley cover and how much we loved it.
Wanted to see if you were down to come on
the show and talk about your love of country music.
Let me know and you were you nervous when you
pushed enter? Yes, I was like, he's gonna unfollowed me,
and that was my fear. I didn't want someone that
you love on following you. And I said that to you.
I say, hey, if you are worried about that, you
don't have to send the message. But I've wanted a
(24:35):
reason to message him, and I was like, this is it?
There's ever a reason? This would be it? So you
sent the message. Yeah. Now Mike has provided a game
for us. You're gonna give us four of the possibilities.
More possibilities. You have to guess what happened. Okay, go ahead.
Number one. Number one he said yes, he'll come on
the show. Okay, easy enough. Number two he said no
(24:55):
to coming on the show. Easy enough as well. Number
three he read it, but no reply whatsoever? And number
four no reply and he unfollowed me on Twitter. Oh
good choices. Wow mm let me think about it for
a second so you can see it when someone reads it. Yeah,
(25:16):
you see it a little. It's just read right, Eddie,
you're up first. What do you think happening? Yah? Yeah,
you know. I'm an optimist man. I'm gonna go with one.
He read it, he said, yes, I will be on
the show, come on please. I hope that's it, Amy, Okay,
I want to believe that he's gonna come on the show.
I think he's read it, but he hasn't replied yet.
(25:40):
So you want with redit no reply? Rereadit, no reply,
but that means he's checking his schedule. Oh well, Niken
is called though, okay? Or that? Yeah? I mean lunchbox man.
I wanted. I wanted to be he's coming on the show.
But I think he's just told might be no, super
you man. You think he said no? I think he
(26:00):
said no. What do you think? Come on? I think
he probably read it and didn't respond, or someone running
his account read it and didn't respond yet. I'm gonna
go with that. Reddit didn't respond o. Nobody said no though,
huh no, No, Eddie said yes, lunchbox he said no,
(26:26):
okay was the answer? No? It was not okay? Oh,
thank goodness. So he didn't say no, didn't say no.
So he says, are coming on. There's a chance he's
not coming on yet. Did he unfollow you? He did
not unfollow me. Okay, this is good. Two more left.
So it's either he said yes or he said nothing.
(26:49):
He just read it. He read and said nothing. Come on?
Did he say yes, come on? You read it? No reply? Oh? No,
he did read it though, So he's thinking. He's thinking
right now. Do we really think he's thinking, yeah, yes,
(27:12):
I do. No, he's blowing off. No. I think he's like, wait,
this Bobby Bone show. This kid, it's real, Like, let
me look into the side of maybe I will go
on the show. All right, we'll check back with you
in a few days. Okay. But but he's still following you.
Maybe he's googling the show and got caught up in
a bunch of YouTube videos of like things in the past.
He made me laughing so hard some of our segments. Yeah,
that's a good point. That's what he's doing right now.
(27:33):
No wormhole of the show right now. Are you happy
he did none follow you? Oh yeah, that was the
biggest side of relief. Okay, we'll postmon to come on
the show. Yeah, Scoop. But you're reaching out to this
people as well the right way. Yes. The third time
I attempted, I think she blocked me because you have
been blocked. I've been blocked by the label. I'm no
longer allowed to reply to them. Okay, Oh Sharon, that's
(27:57):
a big block. Yeah, why do you do it? I
don't have no contact to post Maloney. I mean I
can tweet him, just straight up. No one he's played
with Keith. You know, Keith, I'm not here. Postmone's number
A good Brad song. You know Brad Okay, I'm not
doing that and it Let's play Jason Aldean. We'll get
a recap or just we'll get refreshed on it. About
(28:18):
a week or so, it's a voicemail from Dana in Florida. Hey, Bobby,
I'm making my first trip I've heard in Nashville, and
I really wanted to go to the Country Music Hall
of Fame and see your exhibit. And I was just
wondering if you knew it would be upstill or not.
I was hoping it would because of all the COVID
craziness and that I'd get a chance to see it.
It is not. Sadly, it was only up for a year.
(28:40):
It's part of an exhibit called Currents. So we went
with Arkansas Keith and I was like, please just be
up because COVID kept it up and it wasn't up.
So but the Cutry Music Call of Fame is amazing.
If you ever come to Nashville. Here is Jared and
a voicemail. Hey, Bobby Bones, I just want to call
it and know that I retire from the United States
Navy and sixty nine days, Hey, congratulations, thank you. Sixty
(29:06):
nine days hilarious. You're Amy's pile of stories. So reviews
dot org will pay you two thousand, four hundred dollars
is to stay away from your phone screen or TV
screen or any screens for twenty four hours. How do
you get that job, though, Go to reviews dot org
and apply. You couldn't do that. I could do that.
(29:29):
There are I have two modes. No phone, throw it
in the water or beyond it all the time. I
can't keep it. It's like sugar. I can't have sugar
around because then I'll eat it. But if I don't
have it around at all, I'm fine. But if I
have all the sugar, I eat it all. Something with
anything in my life two days, it's a long time,
no problem. I just don't give me access to it
and I'll be fine. Yeah, well, this is just a
twenty four hour digital detox. Maybe a terrible job to
(29:52):
try to get so many people trying for that. Maybe yes,
but hey, you never know. Throw your name in the hat.
You might get picked. Meat Loaf is making dating competition
show called I Do Anything for Love, But I won't
do that. By the way, meat Loaf is an artist
for your kids out there, But I won't do that.
Then it picks up here, No, I won't do that.
(30:16):
I was never a meat Loaf guy. He was before me,
But I always knew this song. And then it came
back on Dr Pepper commercial and be honest, I still
don't know what that is. I don't think we do
know that. Oh is that right? Isn't that like you're
so vain from Carly Simon? You never you don't know
who it's written about, don't know, and you don't know
what that is. So he never came out and said
what that is? Mike, we let us know. I'm an
half thought what you say? Yeah he hasn't. Huh. Yeah, Well,
(30:40):
so meat Loaf has teamed up with a production company
called Nobody's Hero and they're doing this relationship competition series
where couples compete in a variety of kind of funny
physical games and it tests how much they actually trust
each other. And so I assumed throughout the different events
it might be like, well, of you, and I'll do that,
(31:01):
But I will do that. Oh I thought it was
like get it, I love you, but maybe I can't
do that. That's you're asking, you know what? Right, I'll
do that? What else. Okay, So, Florida Georgia Line's Tyler
Hubbard and his wife Haley, they are headed to La
at least part time, at least They just have bought
a lavish three point nine million dollar home in Los
Angeles And I guess it's about forty six hundred square feet,
(31:25):
five bedrooms, five and a half bats And if you
wanted to pay for it after putting twenty percent down,
your monthly bill would be sixteen thy nine hundred and
twenty five dollars. Oh, you don't buy a place like
that and only go there four times a year, you know. Yeah.
I don't know if they're like relocating. Well, I wouldn't
(31:45):
say they're relocating all the way, but I would say that.
And obviously there's been some turmoil between the guys in
Florida Georgia Line. They're gonna do solo projects. I wonder
if he's going to Hollywood now, huh? Interesting? You know anything? No, No,
I know about the turmoil, but I don't really keep
(32:07):
up with that camp. Okay, you know, but that's a
big house to go. We're just gonna go once or
twice a year, you know, Man, that's pretty bothered though
that it yep, I mean that's my pile. That was
Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the good news
with Amy so Irma. She lives in a nursing home
(32:30):
and she turned a hundred this week. But her birthday
was extra special because she got to see her family
for the first time in a year. Now. Rma got COVID.
She beat COVID. She's now fully vaccinated and since nursing
homes are kind of opening back up to families, her
eighty year old son she saw hundred, got emotional when
(32:50):
he saw his mom, and then like a dozen other
family members came out. Get this. She has six children,
fifteen grandchildren, twenty seven great grandchildren. Remember bodybey. She said.
The secret to her long life is she has a
great sense of humor and she likes to tell dirty jokes.
I'm gonna bet this some of this is genetic though.
Her son's eighty and he's rocking, yeah, and she's a hundred. Also,
(33:13):
just around the country, nursing homes all probably start to
be popping, yeah, like Bingo is gonna be back. Oh yes,
they're gonna have your favorite Sinatra blasting at like six pm.
You know, I love Lucy TV show Marathon. I hope
so name that tune in the lobby cranked up. Yeah,
now that's a good story. That is what it's all about.
That was tell me something good. We have ninety seconds
(33:36):
to figure out Amy's joke. It is the investigative Morning
Corny team. You guys ready, all right, here we go morning.
What should you do to prepare for all of the
Easter treats? What should you do to prepare for all
the Easter treats? Ninety seconds starts now, bunny, I saw
(34:00):
a bunny cue in my mind. Egg the egg specially,
careful with your eggs? Specially? What should you do to
prepare for all of the Easter treats? Eggs? Eggs, egg eggs? Am, well,
that's a disease. Uh. The basket baskets basketball picture. All
(34:30):
your eggs are in a basket. And that is sane,
And that sane that they say, like put all your
eggs in the basket. Don't put all your eggs in
one basket. Okay, be egg eggcellent egg What should you
do to prepare prepare for the Easter treats? Candy rush
your teeth? I don't understand eggs eggs, eggsercise, Oh, exercise,
(34:54):
because the treats you're gonna get eggsercise. No, Eddie, I
don't like to look at it that way. But okay,
so that can't be Amy's joke. No way, it could
beat the joke. But oh now I'm torn. Yeah, but
is that a good answer? Exercise? Eggs, eggs exercise, egg sercise. Eg,
what's the question again? What did you do to prepare
for all the easter trees? You? Egg exercise? That's the
(35:17):
one answering him. Okay, let's try it out. Here we go, morning, corny.
What should you do to prepare for all of the
easter trees? What should you do? Egg sercise? Thank? Here
we go, clear eyes? Okay, yeah, thanks, But I don't
(35:44):
really think you have to egg exercise. It was just
a joke. Just enjoy the trees, all right. Day three
of the lunch Box and his wife saga. But we
found out. And Day one is your wife told you
back in the day when you were dating, that you
can what I could kiss girls at the bar as
long as I use no tongue, okay. And then you
(36:05):
went to her and we have a clip of her
saying that she said this yes. So we played this
on the show yesterday. Here you go, I want to
know the rule about When we were dating, when I'd
go out, you would say, if you're gonna kiss another girl,
what no tongue? Boom? Okay, said boom. So then we
(36:26):
asked you to do what ask her? Now that I'm married,
if I go to the bar, what's the rule about
kissing other chicks? Okay? So you had this conversation. I
had this conversation. If you go, all right, so we
went over the no tongue rule. Now that we're married,
what's the rule if I go to the bar? No
kissing like, no kissing like, no kissing, no tongue or
(36:46):
just knowing. Now I lucked you down, so I can't
be cool anywhere, no more kissing. Let's say I was
a raised bachelor party and there's a girl and I
kissed her. What would happen? Um, I don't know. I'd
be mad, but it wouldn't be the end of the world. No,
I don't think we would get divorced. Okay, Well, then
hopefully nothing. Having a raised batchlor party we didn't talk
(37:07):
about hopefully nine. So does that give you clearance in
your mind? No? It basically says that she wouldn't like it.
I mean, she wouldn't divorce me, but she wouldn't be happy. Yeah.
So do you feel she's less cool now a little bit?
I thought, you know, that gave her a little bit
of an edge, but hey, she has her little thing.
When you get married, you're not supposed to change. But
(37:28):
she changed a little bit. Yes, that she locked you down.
Everything changed, Yeah, everything changed, right. Couples that blank together
stay together. You said, you said, yeah, pray you said
bathe You did say that. The number one thing that
determines if a relationship has longevity is a sense of humor.
Couples a laugh together stay together. When this is an alignment,
(37:52):
you'll be able to see the funny side of most
situations and genuinely and generally be more relaxed with life struggles. Uh.
I think that's the biggest bond to Kaitlin and I
have one. I think she's the funniest person. She did
ask Eddie if you were offended. When I said that,
she asked if I was offended? Yeah, no, I thought
about it, though I did think, like man, I thought
I was the funniest in his life. But now she is.
(38:12):
I did think about it, but not offended. But bones
I will tell you though, the longer you're married, the
less funny you're gonna be to each other. I'm already
less funny to her. And you've only been together for
how long you're in four months something like that, imagine
fifteen years. My jokes just don't hit the way they
used to. Well with me, they do, we've been together, Janiar,
that's true. I'll laugh all the time at you. You
(38:33):
guys laugh a lot. Oh, my husband's ens of humor
is very dry. Some oftentimes I don't get it, and
he'll say that was a joke, and I'll be like,
so then I laugh more so at the fact that, like,
I didn't get it, and he thought it was a joke,
So then it becomes funny anyway, So it kind of works.
There's a couple who, despite be a mare for two years,
(38:54):
they still go Dutch with everything, dinner, chores, any expense.
That's this guy. What is Dutch? Split down the middle? Day? Oh? Gotcha? Okay,
but you guys don't split down the middle. No, not
down the middle, No, no, no no. The thirty nine year
old woman and her forty two year old husband met
at a video game production company. They went on a
few dates. They realized they had different interest but it
(39:16):
didn't mean they were incompatible. So even though they got
married early on, they decided they will continue to go Dutch.
So whatever happens they pay for it's just a different
accounts thing. I guess, huh. And you're making about the
same money you go Dutch do, it won't be different accounts.
I can't see us having different accounts because it's just easier. Like,
(39:38):
I don't care, really, and you're more of what's mine
is yours and she's loving it. I'm already like mine. Yeah,
I'm already living that where it's like if I have it,
it's now yours. And I don't want to do percentages
all day. I want to pop up yourcound. I'd be like,
all right, twenty nine percent carry the three. They sleep
in the same room, They have their own bed each
(39:59):
why so they're Dutch in the beds. They cooked their
own separate meals. They split all utility bills and mortgage
and any other common expense. But here's the key. That's
how they like it, and that's the key. It's whatever
makes you happy, Yeah, if you're not hurting anybody else,
it's whatever makes you happy. I knew of a couple
that they went and step further than that, and they
(40:20):
had separate houses. That is so bizarre. But they were
married and it worked for them, and they still dated.
They still went out, but they went back to their
respective houses at the end. How long were they married.
I have no idea. They were friends. They were more
like my parents' age. And did they own Okay, it
was yeah. When I was in college I first heard
about them, and I thought that it was crazy. I
(40:41):
couldn't believe it. And now I'm like, okay, I have
more Like everybody just does things differently, and if that
works for them, it's I guess it's not that weird,
but well, it's bizarre. They didn't have kids, though, But
it's not wrong, right. I knew a couple that was
the opposite. They got divorced and they stay in the
same house. Yes, like they lived together, they did everything together,
but they're divorced. What what about if they try to
(41:03):
date somebody new. I don't think they ever did. They
were just together, but they weren't married. Hey, whatever works
if you're not hurting anybody else whatever works. You see
the story about Taylor Swift. She sent a fan of
hers a big box of Taylor Swift swag. I didn't.
That's amazing. Now, Yeah. The young fan named Emmy sent
Taylor seven questions about different subjects as part of her
(41:26):
own challenge that she did during quarantine called seven Questions
with Emmy, and so she had talked to a whole
bunch of people on this. Emmy's parents shared a video
of her opening the box and it had folklore, evermore CDs,
a coloring book, of Beanie t shirts and sweater hairties
like all this stuff from Taylor herself. And I was thinking,
that's cool to reach out to somebody who's famous and
they end up responding to you. Do you ever write
(41:47):
to a celebrity, because I did when I was a kid,
Whole Coogan when he got put in the hospital the
wrestling match. What you tell him? I was like, Whole Coogan,
you can do it. Fight back And I got a
card back and I don't know if Hulk Cogan really
signed it, but somebody signed it and it was like
thanks to support brother and it was signed Hole Gogan.
That's awesome. And I would watch on TV. I don't
even know if he was really in the hospital. I
(42:08):
don't think he was, asn't an adult. But I sent
him a letter and I got a note back. Steve
sent a letter to Bill Clinton, Scooba. Steve did back
in the day. Yeah, I was. I was upset that
there weren't seat belts in school buses. I'm like, why
are they in the car and not in the bus.
I think it's a logical complaint, And so I sent
a letter in I think it was like in first grade,
and I got a letter back a few months later.
I still have it. I have it framed, and it
(42:29):
was Bill Clinton or someone from his office wrote back,
and he signed the bottom saying, hey, we'll look into
this for you, buddy. So he signed it that he
signed it. I wasn't one of those like fac similar stamps.
It was an actual signature with a pen. We should
all write a letter to the presidency. Who gets a reply? Nobody? Why?
Scoopa Zeine? Did? I think if you how old were you?
I was first grade to probably like maybe six or seven.
If you're in first grade and you're write a real
thoughtful what if we just a liance say we're in kindergarten.
(42:53):
That's it. We haven't used our own strategy. That's the move.
You write in your best first grade handwriting. That's my
norm handwright. Now ever, you wrote to Patrick Swayze, I did,
and I had a whole letter. I enclosed my school
picture from that year and everything, and then I found
out years later my mom never mailed it. I thought
that he was going to get it, but I talked
(43:13):
about how I loved dirty dancing and that he I
was like, I live in Austin. I was like, I
just my sister told me, you have a ranch in
Houston that's just a couple hours away from me. Wow.
Like he was gonna bite you out there, right. So
why did your mom never send it? I don't know.
Probably because she was like, I'm not mailing. I don't know.
(43:34):
Maybe she couldn't get the right address, or maybe she
meant to and then she forgot. But we found it.
I still have the exact letter, like it's I have
it with me in my house now. Eddie ever mails
something to do a celebrity, Yeah, mine was in high
school though, like I would, I wrote the director of
Jerry Maguire and almost famous, and I just told him
that I was a big fan and that when I
graduate college, I want to go work for him. What
(43:55):
was his name, A Cameron Crow? He responded, though, Ever responded,
but that's the only way I thought I could possibly
get a job with my dream director. And now I
just never heard anything. And I wonder too these days,
like where is that letter? Did you just get trashed
somebody to read it? Did he ever read it? Who knows? Well, Listen,
you chased your dreams of being a big movie director,
(44:16):
and now you're running videos here on this show doing
it right now as we speak. That's crazy. That's not
the same thing I had in mind. Lunch. You ever
send a letter off someone to Troy Aikman, Because the
dude down the street, my buddy Justin that was his
favorite football player, and we're like, dude, what if we
write him a letter and we put two Troy Aitman
cards in the mail and they came back signed. I
don't know if Troy Aikman. Oh I bet he did.
I mean, I've bet he signed it, But I don't
(44:37):
know if he ever saw a letter. If they just
put him in front of him and said here signed these.
But yeah, the Dallas Cowboys sent it back to us
and they were both signed. That's pretty cool, Raymond. Do
you ever send a letter off? Yeah, me and my
mom we wrote cal Ripken Junior and wanted him to
do a benefit thing where he would just come and
appeer and everybody pay for meals and we'd raise money
for an event we were trying to do. And he
(44:58):
wrote us back and you said it wouldn't work with
his schedule. Calerken Junior shortstop Baltimore Orioles Right, Hey, did
he sign it? Yeah? It was all him. We kept
to know. It was awesome. It was like three paragraphs
of him explaining why he couldn't do it, and he
really wanted to though he thought it was a great idea.
My back hurts and got dinner already planned that night,
put in my hair. That that's cool. Guys, we all
(45:18):
send a letter off to somebody. I think mine was
the most fake though. Look, yeah, I think all yours
was real. I think I sent mine to a fake situation.
Didn't get a real thank you brother. Hey, oh Coogan,
if you're out there listening, let me get a redo.
Hit me up with another letter. It's time for the
good news. Nashima Anderson. She has a seventeen year old
(45:42):
son who plays basketball for the varsity team, and because
of COVID, she's not allowed to go to the games.
So she's at home watching one of his games on
the stream and he's somewhat of a star. He gets
a lot of playing time, and she realizes that he's
not on the court and it's the second half and
somebody goes up to the screen the live stream and says, hey, hey, Nashima,
you're your son. He's had a problem. He's in the
locker room. Columb to the school quick what so she
(46:05):
can't call her no, so she gets up quick. She's like,
she runs to the gym or whatever, and so she
finds out that her son had had a heart attack
in the locker room at halftime. But the whole story
is crazy because while he had this heart attack, the trainer,
who's also seventeen years old, thought quickly did CPR, got
one of those defibrillator things and then BOM saved his
life and he's he's back to normal. But the mom
(46:26):
was like, I could not believe it. That's a wild
story and thank god he's okay, But why could they
not call her, in said, running up to the stream
in the gym. I don't know. Maybe they had tried
and she wasn't answering. She was just zoned in on
the TV or something. Who knows. But funny thing is,
when I got CPR certified the last time, one of
the videos that they show us is almost identical to this,
where there's a girl playing volleyball and had the same
(46:48):
kind of problem that he did. Would you know how
to use a defibrillator? Yes, for sure, I'd rather do
a defibrillator because it's easier than CPR. It tells you
what to do, but don't youse, rub together and you'll Claire.
It's the movies. It's just like sticky pads. You put them,
they tell you exactly where to put him, and it
says and it even tells you, like this person needs
the shock. If you don't, if like your heart's being
(47:10):
in a window, they'll say, like to remove the defibrillator. Now,
don't you just don't want to do it, because I
mean you can get a breaktha glass. No, okay, so yeah,
I can do that. That's a good story. Hey, I'm
glad you're in the room with us in case one
of us go down. Yes, but we don't have a defibrillator,
so we need to get one. Drive down to the school,
grab one. All right, there you go. That's what it's
all about. That was tell me something good, a couple
(47:32):
of things because the phone lines are just flushed with
great callers right now. April and Pennsylvania. You may remember
her from yesterday's show when she accidentally bought a Tesla
with her phone. Yes, and she put a screenshot on
Instagram and tagged us, so legit. You see her her
receipt for the car. It's crazy. She's on She's trying
(47:52):
to take a screenshot to show people you can buy
a Tesla, but she accidentally buys the Tesla instead. April,
Welcome back to the show. How was your day yesterday? Hi?
Give my name? UM? Well it was it was interesting. UM.
I called UM a couple of times to Tesla and
then supposedly the place in Springfield, New Jersey that I
(48:13):
was dealing with it. UM. And long story short, so
that UM apparently not the owner of the car anymore.
I'm not getting the car, Um, because if you don't
finish like the steps to actually um, you know, get
your VIN number and all of that, then you won't
get the car. Um, So that's great. The bad news is,
(48:35):
I looks like I'm going to be out one hundred
dollars because um. The lady on the phone was saying
that they don't normally refund that, and I was trying
to say that, like, well, I didn't try to buy
the car as much as I would love to, you know,
not she goes, Yeah, she goes, but it's our policy
not to refund that. So I was like, oh, okay,
(48:55):
so an accidental screenshot cost you one hundred dollars. Yeah,
I mean it almost cost her sixty seven thousand dollars.
So yeah, how are you looking at it? Here? Are
you looking at it like you're down one hundred bucks
or your plus sixty six thousand, nine hundred dollars? Yeah,
oh yeah, definitely definitely looking at on the better side.
(49:20):
Definitely class halfens, class half full. So well, congratulations on
not owning a Tesla. Right, that's weird. Yeah, I don't
like it's a weird thing to be happy about, but
it definitely ended up. It could have been a lot worse. Hey,
I got to talk to you guys and it's been
a fun, funny story for sure. I think since you
(49:41):
did a two day call experience here, let's get her
a Pip of Joy sweat shirt. Okay, so we'll put
you on hold and then we'll get your info. We'll
send you a Pimp and Joy sat shirt. We'll send
her a little goodie package to maybe. Um, it'd be
like she spent one hundred dollars. We'll send her like
one hundred dollars, her hundred dollars and Pimp and Enjoy.
So it's like that money at least went to something
(50:02):
that heck, you know what, let's go wait, I'm gonna
send you a tesla with Pima Joy right on the side.
All right, April, thank you very much for calling. I'm
gonna put you on hold. Don't hang out because we
need to get your information. Okay. Oh, thank you guys
so much. This has been so much fun. At least
just going through all this craziness has a has a
(50:24):
fun ended. Where do you live in Pennsylvania? Um, I
live a wolfs Fast so I'm actually twenty minutes away
from the fan. I know exactly where that is. All right,
thank you very much, have a great day. Do not
hang up there. Bye bye, Mike d you show him
me a hot Wells twenty nineteen Tesla you can get
for nine ninety nine and Amazon. I mean, let's send
(50:46):
her one of these two. Well, try to get like
a model went a little bigger, and we'll all sign
it and send it to her. What the pimp and
joy stuff? Is it? Red? That's what she ordered? Yeah,
there's okay, Yeah, don't get the five hine doll on
there's like he's clicking on that. No, no, no, no, no,
Let's get one that's big enough that we can all
sign and send to her. All right, let's go over.
(51:07):
I'll tell you what. We'll do the news, and we
have a bunch of callers about writing letters. We got
a call, but we got a lot of good callers today.
All right, let's go with the news bobbies story. Do
you know what a Viking funeral is? No, I have
no idea. It's where your remains are set on fire
and be sent out to see. Oh okay, that sounds
about right. Sometimes in the movies they push you out
(51:30):
to see. Then they shoot a bow and arrow up
in the air that has fire on it, and then
it lands out there. And goes boom and blows up.
That's a Viking funeral. Maine is considering a bill that
would legalize Viking funerals and quote open eric cremations. Huh huh,
just like that. That's where a person's remains are set
on fire outside and maybe sent off to sea. And
they're cool in the movies, okay, and they never miss
(51:53):
what where someone dies, they put them on like a
wooden like boat and they float them out to see you.
They throw them off a boat and then someone who's
really good with a bow and arrow goes lights the
tip of the arrow, shoots it up in the air,
lands it on top of it. Boom, it blows up.
A lot of movies, have you guys never seen this?
A lot? A lot everything I watch. When I put
(52:15):
they put what kind of movies do you like? I said,
anything with a Viking funeral in it. Oh, I can
see you now wanting this. I think it'd be pretty cool. Yeah. Well,
I'm just never I don't know, you're never gonna die.
I'm starting to be convinced you're immortal. I don't know, man, Okay,
I don't like thinking about death, so I just imagine
I'll never die, you know, all right? More news bobbies
(52:38):
story is Netflix bailing on binging? Netflix says that two
upcoming shows will be released weekly, not all at once,
so that viewers have time to dissect each episode. Are
we looking at a future where more of their content
isn't bingeable? I say yes. I say it'll be done
both ways. But listen, you're just going with the trends, right,
(53:00):
Like for a while, it was put everything out at
once because that was cool. People are talking about it. It
It was new, was fresh. But now everybody's doing that,
so people are like, let's slow it down a little bit.
Let's let some of these shows have an online life,
like people are talking about it more, let's rein it
back in well, because if you want a vision, for example,
good one which I loved, we come in and be like,
(53:20):
did you see that? See what happened in this episode?
Not on the air. We don't want to spoil it,
but what episode are you for? Okay? Remember this that
doesn't happen with these binging shows, So now all blurs together.
I think you're going to see more shows do this
until everybody's doing it again, and then it'll be boom
beinge again, what's old as new as new is old,
and that will always change. But I personally like the
(53:42):
binge shows because I like to just do it and
knock it out. I guess I like a little bit
of both, so I think it's okay. Maybe some people
release it all bam and then others decide to make
us wait a week between. I have no interest in
waiting a week. I will wait a week. But I
like when a show ends. I like, I don't care
talk about my front. I want to see what's next.
So one of my favorite shows that just came back
(54:04):
that I have to wait a week four is a
Million Little Things because it's on it's a network show.
So I watch it on Hulu and it comes out,
and I must say, when a new episode releases and
I pull up Hulu and I see there's a new
one a week later, I am super excited. So there
is something cool to that, Like if if I could
have just binged it all last weekend, it wouldn't be
(54:25):
as exciting. Yeah, it's a very selfish thing, I know,
but I'm a selfish person. Okay. Finally, a wedding cake
left with an unfortunate message after a mix up has
cost some controversy. So here's the situation. These people offer
order a cake and they say would you like it
to be personalized with an inscription? They click yes in
(54:46):
the little box okay, and then in the inscription box
they write no inscription please. Oh. Now the cake comes
in the middle of it says no inscription please. It's
not because as they wrote no inscription please. Because they
wrote yes, I would like an inscription and then wrote
no inscription please. I don't fault the cake owners. No,
(55:07):
they did it right. Some guys are going, oh, no,
I'm confused. They click yes, but they wrote no inscription please.
The only way to really get out of that is
to do exactly what they say, and so that's what
they did. They showed the receive. It's funny. Yeah, I
mean I wonder if they tried to reach out to
them that. Sometimes when I'm confused, I would try to
make a phone call and be like, did you mean
to press this button? It's a tenants carrot cake. They
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click yes as to whether they like to a carrot cake. Oh,
I love carrol, I know, but never a first round,
Like I never dropped a carrot cake. I'll eat a
carrot cake, and I'll like a carrot cake. But if
if I have a bakery to choose from, I'm never
going first round carrot cake, chocolate cake, vanilla cake, can
fun fetty, sure, never carrot and then very last carric
(55:56):
if there's Carrie, maybe seventh or something. No German choun cakes,
last German choctic pretty good, better than carrott. But no
peanut butter for me. You know. So that was a
pretty funny story. That is your news. Thank you, Bobby's
be story, Kim. You're on the Bobby Bone Show. Thank
you for calling Kim in Pittsburgh, PA. Good morning, morning,
(56:22):
studio morning. So yeah, I um, I was curious to
know how the folks in the studio handle the thermostat
at home. Um, at our house, it's kind of a
battle all year long. UM. I like to dress for
the weather outside, you know, if it's eighty degrees, I
(56:42):
like to wear my shorts and T shirt and have
it be warm in the house. Or if it's winter,
I like to wear my snugly clothes. But my husband
likes it to be pretty much a constant sixty eight degrees.
I didn't say sixteen one on purpose all year long,
so that, um, you know, that's just as comfortable temperature.
So how do you guys handle it? This might be
(57:03):
more common than I originally thought, because I'm the same
as your husband. Like I like it cold. I like
it when I go to sleep. It needs to be
like sixty six sixty seven. I need, I need. I
would rather be cold and cover myself up with the
blanket at night than have to sweat. You can't control sweat.
You just sweat. If you're cold at night, you can
bundle up. You got your person next to you. I
(57:25):
like it cold all the time. However she does not.
I think because she's skinnier. I don't think she has
enough meat on her bones as I do. So I
think that it's just guy girl. Don't you? Are you
the same? I mean, it just depends. No, my husband
does not want it cold. But is that a money
thing or is that it's probably yah him trying to
control the electric bill. I'm like, dollar down the bill, y'all.
(57:49):
I want to be cold, I know, so I have
to go sneak and turn it down a few degrees.
But we nobody in our house really likes it cold.
I don't want it to be super cold, But I
definitely don't need to to be as high as he
wants it. Now Here in the studio, that's a different thing.
You control that, and you always want it cold, and
there's nothing we can do about it. And you two kids,
(58:09):
when you're the boss, you can control the air. Yeah,
it's freezing in here always, but it keeps you on
your toes, that's what you say. Sometimes I feel numb. Yeah,
I can't even feel my toes, Eddie. What's it like
in your house? Lucky for us, we don't really argue
about it. We're good at seventy five and we're happy
with it. Seventy five Sahara Desert, Sahara Desert. Maybe it's
(58:31):
just a climate. We were born and raised him, but
we're from Texas, Texas. What is happening in your house?
It's great. Do we need to go fund me from you? No, No,
that's how we prefer. And then when we got our
foster kids too, Now they're acclimated to it and they
like the warm the warm house. Well, Kim, I relate
to your husband. Apparently we're not in the majority. I
thought we were. Now we're warmer. I'm just I'm just
(58:54):
a little. I'm a few degrees less than my husband,
and I have to go sneak it and then he
goes and sneaks it back up, and then I sneaky back. Now, well,
I don't mind it being seventy or seventy one in
the daytime, but I do crank it down before we
go to bed. And now we're in like a guest
room that doesn't have a good circulation because two of
our bedrooms are under construction right now, so this is
(59:15):
we burn up. We have to keep our door open
so air blows in from the hallway. It's a whole situation.
And then we hear Stanley walking at midnight was like
his nails, and he walks in and fall asleep on
the floor and then snores, and it's just a whole situation.
Then I scored him with the water bottle, so he'll
leave in the middle of the night. Well, yeah, he
sleeps upside the bed and we can't sleep because he's
a fat bulldog and he's so loud. So irab the
(59:35):
water bottle next to the bed and go and then
he's like okay, and he walks back around to his bed.
Happening to your house like I said, it's March madness
at my house, and not because of basketball. It's two
dogs we sent. I mentioned that we sent a carpet
off because Stanley got sick, and I'm talking we didn't
just poop on it, like exploded in four different places
(59:55):
on it. Poor guy. I feel bad for him. Tried
to clean it up best we could. Ended up calling
a company we use called zero Rez. They came and
had looked at it. It was like, yup, it's a
dead body. Scene. Wrapped the carpet up, took it with them.
We'll get it back tomorrow. But then we had another
smaller incident on another carpet, so we wrapped that up,
had to take it out to the garage. It is
(01:00:15):
non stop, the two dogs are. She'd probably just not
have rugs in your house right now. It's a lot.
But I'll say this Eller, who we adopted basically off
the street. She was really angry and really guardy about everything,
and you pet her, she bite you at first. She's
really now becoming in a lovely way of dumb puppy
(01:00:38):
because she just trusts now. She lets you pet her.
She'll roll over, you can scratch your ribs her stomach,
like she's really turning into a pretty good dog. And
it's taken a lot of time. It's taken a lot
of Kalin crying because she's like, I don't think the
dogs'll ever get along, but we are getting there. Love
it a lot of poop on the carpet right now,
but otherwise in six months when I look back and
be like, this is amazing. So that's the dog story
(01:01:01):
right now, Kim, Thank you for your call. We have
no answer for you, because we're all different. Fight to fight.
Thank you all right, see you later. So they weren't
after money or electronics or anything else like that. But
a guy broke into a guy's house, point a gun
at him and said, hey, I want your cats. Oh
(01:01:23):
what kind of cats? Well, I mean you've heard of
a cat burglar, right, That's what I was thinking. Oh,
but there's a case in Michigan's Upper Peninsula. We're, according
to the Police Department of man a four fourteen am
to find another man pointing a gun at his head
and demanding he gave him the two cats that lived there.
The guy who broke into the home of that permission
obviously took one of the cats before leaving. Police believe
the suspect knew the homeowner prior to the home invasion.
(01:01:45):
He was located a short time later, the gun was seized,
he was booked. The incident is still under investigation, but
they don't mention what was up with the cats. Yeah,
I'm like, either were these like really expensive cats, or
did the I don't know recently break up with someone
and the person that had to move out hired this
guy to go steal the cats. Wackep create your own stories.
(01:02:08):
Well that could happen, because why else would this guy
want the cats unless they're valuable. I would assume that
on the surface, it's probably a fancy cat. Yeah, cats
can get fancy. I started researching cats whenever my daughter
put one on her vision board and I was like,
oh my gosh, it just sits there all day. I mean, listen,
anything can get fancy. Yeah, it doesn't matter what your
(01:02:30):
hobby is. They make a version of it that is
really expensive. Doesn't really have an expensive cat like a
Bengal tyger. Yeah, and it's aweso. Hey, tiger King, what
is your cat? It is a Bengal and it's a
designer Cat's about a thousand bucks. You paid that I didn't.
Wife did. So if we ever miss rent, there's that
option there to sell the cat. She paid that much
for a cat? Yeah, she loves cats and they're really
(01:02:50):
really beautiful. Really they are. What's it called? Bengo? No? No,
what's what's the name is cat? Bengal? No? What's the
name of your cat? Hey? I knew his name was
at Bengal. I thought that's hig No? And so did
she pay for that cat while you were together? It's
(01:03:11):
fourteen years old, so it's lived through college, our dating,
and now our marriage. Quanteen just celebrated. Dang okay, thank
you for that ray. The government is is hiding a
lot of UFO stuff from US, says the Director of
Intelligence who's speaking on UFOs. Yes, according to a former
director of National Intelligence, US has secret evidence of UFOs
(01:03:33):
breaking the sound barrier, which is not supposed to have happened.
His name is John Raclub. He says there is evidence
of UFOs using technology that's beyond what humans can do
right now period. Here's a clip of him talking about
UFO sightings that are very difficult to explain because I
don't know what's going on. Frankly, there are a lot
more sightings than have been made public. Some of those
have been declassified. When we talk about sightings, we're talking
(01:03:53):
about objects that have been seen by Navy or Air
Force pilots or have been picked up by satellite imagery.
UM frankly, engage in actions that are difficult to explain.
That movements that uh that are hard to replicate that
we don't have the technology for, or traveling at speeds
that you know, exceed the sound barrier without a sonic boom. So,
(01:04:15):
in short, things that we are observing that are difficult
to explain, we think about that, do you think it's
a something from another land planet galaxy? That be another
country that has far greater capabilities than we do ce
(01:04:40):
our country, But they're just not letting anybody else know
what's going on here? Or D. I don't have one
for D. I just kept saying letters, and I was
making them as I was going, what do you think
it is? In multiple high intelligence at experts, they're going,
(01:05:00):
we don't know what this is. Yeah, I mean obviously
I think it isn't an. I don't think it's our country,
So I do think it's an unidentified foreign object. But
whether it's foreign from alien somewhere or foreign from Russia,
I don't know which would be scarier, Russia having it
or the alien Russia. What do you think? I try
(01:05:24):
not to because for me to think that we're the
only ones bones ABCD go, I'm gonna go. D I
have no idea where that was going. Can you imagine, though,
if we were told, yeah, there's something visiting it, we
would go absolutely ape s. The whole planet would freak out.
So some people probably know what's up and they're just
(01:05:46):
not letting us know because if we did find out,
it'd be over looting everywhere. It would be like, well,
we're all gonna die. And even though that's not the case,
this is probably been happening for hundreds of years. I
don't know. I don't know. That Unsolved Mystery episode about
the abduction that one the newest unsolved mysteries on Netflix.
(01:06:07):
If you haven't seen that one, I think it was
like episode seven, Like that was crazy. All these people
saw the same thing, something weird happened, and then they've
never made each other in the whole life, but they're
all within like an hour and a half of each other.
Is a crazy story. But whenever really smart people and
people that have really high high jobs like that go.
We don't know what it is, but I'll be honest
with you. You like, Okay, something's up. Don't know what
(01:06:29):
it is, but something's up. All right, let's switch it
up a little bit. We were talking earlier about sending
letters to famous people. When I was a kid, I
sent one to Whole Coogan. I got a card back.
He was in the hospital from wrestling. I believed it.
I'm not sure if he was really in the hospital
or not. It's a good point, but I got a
card back, and I think he signed up, but I'm
not sure. Scooba Steve sent one about seat belts and
busses to Bill Clinton when he was the president. Amy
(01:06:51):
wrote one to Patrick Swayze. Her mom never sent it off.
Eddie sent one to Cameron Crowe, famous director, lunchbox. Who'd
you send it to? Troy Aikman? The two baseball cards
football cars and he sign both of them. Here is
Rick in Tampa, Florida. Rick, what do you think about this?
I think it's a great hobby. Good morning, Bobby, Good
morning studio mornings. I used to collect autographs I've got
(01:07:16):
over photographs, some on my wall, maybe about a hundred
on my wall, autographs with photos I've got home, and
I've got your experience, Vincent christ Dean Martin. Um, it's
just a great hobby. If you write it and you atographs,
(01:07:37):
they'll send it back to it with a photo. Majority
of the times, it's a great hobby. I was younger,
but when my children got older, I did postage or
food for the kids. I kind of had to go
with the food for the kids and I stopped. But
it's a great hobby. Thank you for your call. Phones
a little little wonky there, but I think we heard
(01:07:58):
him right. Yeah, he listed three people. I want if
you know who these people are, George Burns, Amy, because
I know they are comedian. Yeah, I guess so right,
I guess so so. George Burns was basically a hundred
years old before he died. I only knew him was
a really really old comedian even then. I watched like
George and Gracie back the black and white episodes. But yeah,
(01:08:18):
he was a comedian. He was an actor, singer, writer,
but he was really really old. He always had the cigar. Okay,
did you just guess comedian. No I knew he was. No, Nope.
Even when you say Cigar, I'm like, no, he was
a one hundred years old when he died. Vincent Price,
he mentioned, no clue. Vincent Price was like the horror
movie guy, you know it kind of scary. He was
(01:08:40):
an actor, but he was always, you know, doing this
stuff where he was like leading into horror stuff, space stuff.
Now he was eighty two when he died. Let's see,
how about Dean Martin. Yes, he's a heartthrob from back
in the day. Tell me more. Well, I feel like
maybe it was someone my mom would have swooned over.
He was in the rat Pack with Frank Sinatra. Yeah. See,
(01:09:03):
probably a little too old for your mom though. No,
she was into that, Yeah, yeah she. I mean she
was born in late forties. I don't feel like you
really knew who any of them were. Yeah. I feel
like I feel like I got two out of three.
Actually I don't feel like you did. No, the first
one nailed it. He yelled heart throbs. Was he was?
Was he not? Google it? I don't know about that.
Speaking of heart throbs, ed he guys vaccine yesterday. That's
(01:09:25):
a good transition right there. How did it go? Did
you did you get what was the story? It was
very simple. My wife signed me up and so I
just showed up. She told me. At the time I
showed up, I didn't even get out of my car.
They just made sure it was me, and then I
drove up. And the only weird thing is when I
was waiting to get the vaccine and they go two minutes,
were defrosting it, and I'm like, defrosting the vaccine, like okay,
(01:09:46):
And so two minutes later they came out, pricked me
in the arm, and they said sit in the parking
lot for fifteen minutes to make sure you're good, you
don't pass out anything like that, and then you're good
to go. That was it. Bones I went straight from
there to Krispy Kreme, got my donut. You did get
your donut, got my donut, and that it was easier
than the vaccine. I go up and I asked, the
should be easier in the vaccine? Well, you never know,
because you franchises or whatever, that maybe they didn't get
(01:10:08):
the memos. So I'm like, hey, here's my card I
heard on the radio. I was getting the free donut
for them, and they're like, yeah, of course, here's your donut.
Were they annoyed? No, they was just like it, like
probably the hundredth of the day. They were just cool
with it. Your arm sore. Yeah, so it wasn't sore yesterday,
but this morning is kind of hard to move in
right now. It's definitely definitely sore. Which one did you
get my left arm? Fightser? Yeah, I got fiser two.
(01:10:29):
So three weeks, you go back three weeks. That's what
it is. That's the plan. And I don't feel sick
or anything. I don't know if anyone second shot bro
oh okay, that'd be if you feel it, that's when
you'll feel it for the most part. Okay, yeah, yeah,
I've been researching, but man, it feels good. All right, congratulation,
thank you, thank you, Amy. You're the only one huh
of us four? Oh am? I okay, y'all get there.
I'll get there. I'll get there. Pressure when we find
(01:10:50):
out Amy's an anti vac circle, No, everybody gets the
vaccinees like, should haven't had time yet. No, I just yeah,
I was just a lapping my dad. It's vaccinated, and
so I feel good about that because he's the what
main person I've been worried about and so yes, but
I need to get it taken care of. I want
to get to Johnson and Johnson why I told you
(01:11:10):
in my brain somewhere I feel good about it because
they make stuff for babies. Okay, and you are no.
But I just like something about that one just appealing
to me. And it's just one shot that will see me.
Here's a voicemail. It's Grace from Michigan. I just want
to say, so, I'm super embarrassed because I was listening
to the podcast and you're wishing someone happy birthday, and
(01:11:32):
you said when they're twenty one, you're not really cool,
and so twenty one year old don't listen to And
I am twenty one and I listen to you every
day and if I miss a podcast, I literally have
to catch up over the weekend. I don't think I've
missed a podcast in over a year. So I'm just
a little embarrassed. Um, that's all. Have a good day.
(01:11:53):
Thank you. She embarrassed, becasse she listens or embarrassed because
she called. I was a little confused on that. Thank you, Grace.
It's really nice to say. Here's one more voicemail. Read
that conversation. Hey, um, I always just listening to the
podcast catching up, and I heard you say that you
weren't cool to twenty one year olds anymore. But I
have been listening to the show consistently and thankfully sintil
(01:12:16):
sixteen and I'm moost twenty three now and you have
always been cooled me. So don't count yourself out, and
love you and thank you for all the good that
you do. Thank you. But see, she was kind of
indoctrinated as a kid to think we were cool and
still feels it. But you're saying, if a twenty one
year old find us right now, we have two two
(01:12:39):
age groups that love us right the twelve, the ten
to seventeen, and then thirty one and up. But just
in case you are twenty one year old and you're
listening to us today for the first time and you
happen to maybe like us, that's okay. Don't be embarras
(01:13:00):
about that. I don't know about that, and shout out
to those ten year olds. That's right. Hopefully we're on
the air when they were twenty one and they can
quit us. I got a message yesterday from Baker Mayfield,
the quarterback for the Browns, and he was like, I'm
gonna try to call the show. And I was like,
lines are possible to get through. If you want to
come on, just let me know. And he was like, well,
I'm not right now, but I was. I was about
(01:13:20):
to try, and I said cool, and he goes, by
the way I've been listened to, he sounds fifteen, and
I was like, huh, he grew up, went to like
like Travis High School in Austin. He was listening as
a kid, and then he went off to be super famous.
That's crazy, and I didn't quite understand. But then when
I asked, I was like, where did Baker Mayfild go
to high school? Then it made sense. Yeah, again, he
was as a kid told we were cool. He probably
don't think we're coold anymore, and then probably didn't think
(01:13:42):
we were cool in the middle. And now he's older.
So how old is he now? Twenty six? Twenty seven?
Oh wow, right, yeah, yeah, something like that, twenty five. Dang,
he really shouldn't think we're cool. Have a great day.
We will see you tomorrow. Uh. Special guests. Travis Denning
is coming in. I told him when he came and
(01:14:02):
I wanted to call him up that when his new
song came out he could come promote it. We have
a little sum special for him when he comes in.
He doesn't know about so that'd be tomorrow's show. You
guys check it out, have a great day, dance parties
tomorrow as well. That's it, everybody, Bobby Bone Show.
Transmitting, Hey, guys, good morning, welcome to thursday's show, Morning
Studio Morning. I hope you guys all have a good
day today. This guy did not have a good day.
This guy in Maine, his name's Logan. He was at
the police station for just a couple of minutes and
he was going because his bike was stolen. He was like, hey, mom,
(00:26):
a bike stolen. But while he was there, they stolen
his car. Somebody stole his car. That's just strong. That stinks.
He had been at the police station for about sixty
seconds when he emerged to find his car gone from
the parking lot. It was six pm. It was March
twenty second. His black Ford Edge was taken while it
(00:46):
was parked. Now it was idoling. Oh he left it on.
It was a part of a police station. Okay, so,
but that's really great for someone to steal something right
outside of a police station. It makes me think that
maybe a criminal just got released or out of the
jail and they were like, oh, this is just too
good to be true. It looks like God left me
(01:07):
a little tree. He got tempted, and then he got
in and he got away. Because no way, someone's like,
all I'm gonna plan on stool in a car outside
the police station. The driver and the only suspect in
the theft is a guy named Joel. They have charged
him with unauthorized used of property, violation of a release condition.
I'd run eight pm. They recognize the car rest of
the driver. That's that's the guy's having a bad day. Yeah,
(01:28):
And you know what I like listening to whenever a
day like this happens because you have a bad Yeah,
poor guy. He gets bigger and bigger, and then he
goes home in his house is stolen. He's like, what's
happening here? It's on fire? Oh poor guy logan, Oh
(01:49):
when we feel for you? Yeah, you know what I
found this song used to be the American Idol song.
That's right, someone's voted off. That was terrible when Idol
was like it's early early seasons, some of you. And
the person getting kicked off this week is Jordan Sparks
because you have how ruthless. This was brutal. It's like
(02:12):
planning play all right, and the person going home it's
Jim Smith. You suck, you suck. I know. I'm so
glad that y'all are so positive on American Idol. It's
a different thing because I can't help but think some
of the kids that went through there that got like
the real negative, like Simon cal Version and then yeah,
just some of the humiliation on TV how that they
(02:33):
carried that with him negatively because they were so young,
which reminds me. Brook Eden came by my house and
we did a Bobby cast. She's an artist country artist
in Nashville. She went on American Idol back in the day,
made it through the producers, got to Simon Cowell in
that group she got on the show, and then when
she's sang because she's blond and very pretty and she's
(02:55):
from Florida, they really like altered her to look like
a dumb blonde, no way, and she's she's not anything
but a dumb blonde. And remember Tim Tebow called her
and was like, hey, we know who you are. Don't
feel like that you have to feel judged by us
is a whole thing, and she was like, I just
didn't do that on the show. That wasn't how I
presented myself the whole time. But yes, now we kind
(03:18):
of have a role that we don't be very different vibe,
which reminds me Abby our phone screener. I found out
that she tried out for American Idol. Did you guys
know that? No? I didn't either, Oh you knew? Yeah?
I found out on Talk to Chuck, the Chuck Wecks podcast.
Hey Abby, So when when did you sing try to
get on American Idol? When? Oh, man, I was like sixteen,
it was a long time ago. How many years ago? Oh,
(03:39):
that's like fourteen? Did you go and just sing for
the producers? So I went. It was actually in Dallas,
Dallas Stadium, yeah, Eddie, And so I got there and
it was actually in front of the whole stadium. Really,
I mean everybody's there, the whole stadium, and there's about
fifteen producers or judges on the field like tables. So no,
(04:01):
it was not in front of the producers. I don't
even make it there. Okay, But you sang in front
of those people who were producers, and what do they
tell you? No? Thank you? But no, like did they say, hey,
you know, work on it and come back next year
or they just didn't. No, I mean yeah they did.
Because so there's about five of us at one table
for judges and then you sing about thirty seconds then
(04:22):
you step back, and then after that they're like you
and you step forward and they say, oh, you made it,
and then they go out and then they're like the
remaining I'm sorry, you did not make it. And you're sixteen. Yeah,
you remember what song you're saying? Oh, man, I think
it was somewhere over the Rainbow. You want to do
a little analogy here, I'll give you the day. Oh gosh,
(04:49):
thank you. Yeah. By the way, who knew Eddie owns
Dallas Stadium? She was like, oh, Eddie, it's called Eddie's Stadium.
Because he he pointed at himself and he was excited.
I was really pointing, get closer to the camera. So yeah,
he was pointing. He was pointing a direction for you
to stand as the camera could see. How I do
it with like background music or something. This is American idol.
(05:11):
When I tell these kids, you want your time to
shine when it gets presented to you, you have to go. Yeah,
Bobby mentor her Right now, Abby, you may have a
record executive listening right now. It's looking that's looking for
someone who can answer phones and sing the hits, and
I'm gonna blow it or maybe answer the phone singing somewhere. Okay,
right here you go, okay, right here you go somewhere.
(05:32):
The sky's blue and the dreams that you did a
dream really do come true. Come on, you're going to Hollywood.
Yeah old, I am too old. I'm no good Abby.
(05:58):
I get shaky, and I know that's what they would say,
right you'd be like, oh no, it's a little I
think all of us our eyes when you started singing
you're hitting those first notes were like, wow, it's good.
That was great, thank you. I'm better in my car
or shower, but we all are. That was really good
than dang, you're good. Abby. You can take your headphones off.
(06:20):
I love Abby's laugh. It is time to open the
mail bag, Bobbies mail bag. Hello Bobby Bones. I'd like
to remain anonymous. My fiance twenty four year old female
and I thirty one year old male. We're having a
small wedding ceremony in July. I just found out the
(06:41):
Max's girlfriend, twenty eight year old female, is also getting
married on the same day we broke up two years ago.
She and I dated for several years and have many
of the same friends. Oh no, she called me up
saying that I need to change our date so our
friends don't have to pick which wedding to go to.
(07:02):
We've already put down all of our down payments. I
told my ex, if she was so worried about it,
she could change her date. She said no, because she
quote picked that date first. I honestly don't know who
picked the date first. Am I being rude to my
friends and my ex for not changing my wedding date
because a woman I broke up with two years ago
as getting married on the same day signed mister X.
(07:23):
This is an excellent email. That's great. Who knew? I
thought they're just getting married? And he's like, is this petty? No,
like friends have to decide? Wow, Okay, you don't change
your wedding date. I mean, if you've already made the
decisions that people are, it's bigger than a few friends
and her. You have family that are making plans to
get there. It may have already made the plans to
(07:44):
get there. Yeah, and this is one of those things
where you find out who your friends are. Oh, you
guys went that way, That's what I thought. I was like, Well, whoever,
Joe's up? I guess what if someone doesn't come to yours?
But comes to hers. But it's still a good friend
to you, okay, And they have them at different times.
I say, you don't schedule with that. You know you're
not with her, okay the end. Let her handle her business,
(08:07):
you handle yours. It is going to be unfortunate for
a few friends, but you just gotta worry about you
at this point. This wedding is about you and her,
and I guess, yeah, who knows. If they're in the
same town, maybe you could do ceremony for one reception
for the other. Whichever reception is going to be more fun.
You mean the friends. Yeah, here's my advice to you.
You can't worry about your friends. What I've learned in
(08:29):
my wedding planning or as my wedding gets planned, because
I haven't been that good at the wedding planning, is
that this is about you. This is about you and
your fiance and you guys making that day extremely special
for you. So dial in on. You have the wedding
you want to have, when you want to have it,
and then let the chips fall where they may. Don't
(08:50):
be concerned about some x from two years ago. And
I think Eddie and Amy made a great point, you'll
find out who your friends are. Oh yeah, quick. Yeah.
I don't think he's is necessarily concerned about his ex,
but he's worried about his friends. Yes, any advice you'd
like to throw on top of mine, No, I would
just Yeah, you have to continue on with your plans.
(09:11):
I was trying to picture myself in this own predicament,
because I mean, I had boyfriends once they were we
had a lot of mutual friends, and I think, yeah,
the friends just figure it's it's on them to figure
out what they want to do. It's not on you.
They'll figure out who's wedding they're gonna go to, or
maybe they figure out how to kind of make an
appearance at both, or what are the odds that's happening,
by the way, right at thats what if this is
(09:35):
some weird sign that you're supposed to be mirroring her? Okay,
we don't the atmosphere, Okay, do not look at that
as a sign, mister X. Wipe your ears. I know
what you just heard from. Maybe wipe your ears right now.
I like you just doing you the end. You should
you should put no stress on yourself about your wedding,
about other people who Maddie from Maddie and Tay was
(09:58):
talking to me about it. She was, have you had
any stress who you're inviting, who you're cutting off from
the list, who you put in your rooms, your wedding player, anybody?
And I was like a little if you're like, don't
the end you decide to you this is a youth
thing and that's it. And if they don't understand, they're
not your friends anyway. And I was like, okay, twenty
five year old jumping up knowledge will barrow a knowledge
(10:18):
on me. But she's been married for a little bit.
So do you, mister X, and then have a bigger,
better wedding. I mean, if you want to, then you
you know, oh, great wedding wars? What was that on
next Tuesday? Wedding wars? What bride wars? That's two best
friends who the venue was only available on this one
(10:40):
date and they both grew up like wanting to get
married at that venue, So then it became a war.
At least they're not fighting for the same venue just
the same day. All right, mister X, thank you for
that email. We think we solved your problem. If you
want to email us with your problem or your question, Morgan,
what do they do mail bagat Bobby Bones dot com.
There you go, close it up. That Bobbies mail bag
(11:04):
lunchbox was attacked by an animal. Do you guys know
this what happens? Oh my gosh, guys. I'm sitting on
my front porch and I'm on the little rocking bench
and I'm on the computer facetiming with my parents, and
my fence is right behind me, and I hear all
this rustling. I thinking, oh, the dog's trying to get
out the gate. And I turn and I look over
my left shoulder and there's two squirrels kind of going
at it on top of the fence. And one of
(11:25):
the squirrels looks right at me and literally launches himself
for herself, lands on my left shoulder and like kind
of I don't know if he's trying to swipe out
my face or what, and then dive bombs the computer
and runs off like and all I could think about
is my life flashing before my eyes. Because Bobby always
(11:46):
talked about how strong squirrels jaws are, but literally, this
squirrel tried to take me out, landing right here on
the shoulder. I turned like this and he went, whoa
right there, and I was like, I'm scary. Oh, I
was freaking out. Yeah, that would be scary. What do
you know about squirrel jaws? Their jaws are extremely show.
(12:06):
They could bite your hand off the jaw pressure. Sure,
their teeth aren't wide enough to do it, but they
could bite through your bones. Wow. Yeah. They have the
strongest jaws of almost any animal when it comes to
their size. Oh, I guess they do have to crack
nuts exactly. Yeah. And so if it jumped up and
decided to take a bite of your face, it would
have been bad news. I don't know if it was
(12:27):
like there's something wrong with that squirrel or if it
was just I was interrupting something. I don't know, but
he or she landen right, I'm I don't want to
be sexist, of course, yeah, landon right on my left shoulder,
and I was just like, I was screaming bloody murder,
freaked out. How long was your heart beating after that?
I'll probably about two hours. Did your wife believe you?
She was like, brilliant, come on. And I had my
(12:48):
parents on FaceTime too, Did they see it happen? Because
they were right at the computer and they were dying
laughing because they're like oo, like knock the computer like that.
So they had tried to attack lunchboxes. Then his parents
come for the whole What y'all do this squirrel? It
was so I mean, who bad bad news? Anyone ever
been a tag by an animal? Like thinking back if
(13:10):
s'll raise your hand. Ever had a I don't know,
running with a hippo or something. No, I mean I
had a rattlesnake buy my boot, but it didn't penetrate
my boot. Yeah. I've had some snakes hit boots too. Yeah,
I mean that's scary. Yeah, but still nothing like a
squirrel on your shoulder. No, nothing like that. Horror movies
are made up there. Man, the flying squirrel, I mean,
think about that one. It's flying squirrel. Well, I mean
(13:30):
that's what the name of the movie would be. Oh okay, yeah,
I mean, but he did fly from the fence to
my shoulder. He I mean, they can jump. Do your
squirrels go up to people in neighborhood because they're always
feeding him anything? No? No, no, no, I've never seen
a squirrel. I mean when I was in college, I
would feed a squirrel on the campus of utsa by
the police station. You would put your hand out and
they would come eat from your hand. Did he get
thought you were a squirrel? What your face? Wait? That
(13:58):
what jab? Was that not a job? Let us I
have a squirrel. It's not a joke. It's not a
job that maybe like lunch Box had a very inviting
face for the squirrel, and it actually wasn't a threat.
It was like once he got closer, he realized, oh,
not a squirrel. But I mean from before he jumped,
he was like, oh, my friend, No, no, I mean
(14:20):
the way his eyes looked, look her looked very very angry.
Oh you're okay, and you live to tell about Yeah,
but I'm starting to get all my heart beating again
talking about it. It wasn't an eadn't gonna take my
dog or a wolf, But Bobby, you for years if
told me the squirrel could rip my hand off if
it wanted to. And that's what I saw. When he
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landed on or she laid it on my shoulder, I thought, oh,
my face is done. Okay, there there it is Lunchbox.
His life flash before his eyes, and he lives to
tell about the latest from Nashville In Tullywood Morgan number
two thirty seven. Skinny Dirk Spentley talked about what it's
like touring the country on a tour bus. I, oddly enough,
(15:04):
I'm jealous in my fans a lot. When I'm on
the road, I'm sitting in my bunk literally all day
long in the dark, because I'm just trying to like
rest up and save my voice and energy for the
performance that night. You know, I'll go on there and
see what they're doing out in the parking lots of
the lake. They're throughout in nature, and I'm not poor,
pitiful me, but I'm like, I missed that living. I
wrote a song about living, and here I am just
like barely surviving for the entire day inside a bunk
(15:27):
like a coffin. Riley Green talked about learning to like
working out. I've always enjoyed working out playing sports. Growing up,
it was not as much fun to me to work
out when coaches were making me do it, And now
that I don't have everybody screaming at me and blowing
a whistle, I sort of enjoy it a little bit.
So that's definitely another hobby. Amount on the road is
trying to stay in shape, and it's tough. I mean,
the lack of sleep and the travel is a little
bit of a ground. So I feel like that's an
(15:47):
important thing to keep you kind of level. Bright Young
doesn't think he will ever write another song that says
personal to him as lady. I think I've fought really
hard to this point to only say things in my
music that do connect can resonate with me, because I
never felt like it was okay to ask fans to
feel connected if I wasn't. I'm Morgan number two. That's
your skinny. It's time for the good news lunchbox. Some
(16:12):
good An eight year old girl in Chicago's home alone,
mom's at work and the house catches on fire. Only
problem is she's trapped up on the third floor. What
am I gonna do? What am I gonna do? She
breaks the window, throws the mattress out, and jumps out
of the window and lands on the mattress. How big
was that mattress for an eight year old to throw
(16:33):
it out? I had to be a small mattress, right, yeah? Tiny?
And then also who would have thought that would have worked?
Because that seems like some merry popping stuff where you
hope that you open up an umbrella and you jump
and it floats you down. But that makes sense because
she's eight years old, definitely smart. She's thinking, yeah, all right,
there you go. That's what it's all about. That was
tell me something good, Bob show down. Sorry up to day.
(16:57):
This story comes rush from Davey, Florida. A man went
to a local McDonald's and ordered six chicken sandwiches. Only
problem in the bag there was five. So what's he do?
He ad taxing employees Horse, they'd probably give him another one,
or another three, or another five. So they tracked down
(17:18):
the twenty one year old and arrested him. Okay, I'm lunchbox.
That's your bone head story of the day. Last week,
Eddie won the Elder versus Millennial Championship one round of
a plus, ready goes out as the champion. It's now
time to roll it over to Lunchbox versus Amy. And
again we call Amy versus Lunchbox. Who won the last
Hammi Ship? Amy? Five? Nothing? Wow? It was that quick,
(17:40):
and I know it's five weeks of just straight butt kicking. Wow,
I forgot I did that? Did you train? I trained?
I've been you know, get in touching with my feminine
side and asking a lot of women questions. Okay, Amy,
you get three questions. Okay, dudes probably know him, Lunchbox,
you get three questions. The ladies probably know him. Yep,
let's see what happens here we go, Amy. Lebron James
(18:06):
has a notorious pregame ritual that involves him tossing something
into the air. What does Lebron James toss into the
air before a game? How do I not know this?
I don't know. Um, he plays basketball, So is he
tossing the basketball? Probably not, that would be too various.
(18:28):
A quarter, a quarter? Yeah, it walks out point Yeah,
what does he toss? I'm just gonna I don't know.
Um a kid. Oh, she's just getting crazier and crazier.
Lebron James tosses a tennis ball. Is that your ant? Yes,
she says, a tennis ball? Orange? An orange? An orange?
(18:48):
Which one orange? An orange? That is incorrect, Lunchbox, you
can steal. Give me that powder. He tosses chalk. I'll
give you. I'll give you that powder. He goes to
the then throws into the air like this, Amy. Question two,
what piece of heavy machinery would have two tracks, a
(19:09):
blade and a ripper. What two tracks a blade and
a ripper? I don't know, a table saw incorrect? What
piece of heavy machinery would have two tracks, a blade
and a ripper, lunchbox? That ripper, dripper? Give me a chainsaw? Incorrect?
(19:30):
The answer would be a bulldozer. Oh, I missed a
heavy machinery tracks and a ripper. Okay, Amy, in the gym,
skull crocher, skull, crushers and dips are designed to work.
What muscle set primarily trips? Correct? All right? After the
first round? Amy, one lunchbox? One lunchbox over to you. Yeah,
(19:55):
Megan Markle and Prince Harry familiar. Yeah. They had an
interview with Oprah. They announced during their first Oprah interview
they're having a second child. But what was the name
of their first kid? What's the name of that kid?
Did already exist? Oh? I think it's a pretty dorky
name if I remember right. Oh? What did they name him?
(20:19):
Or was that the other brother who had another one?
I'm gonna go with Archie. Archie is correct? Wow? What
I listen as I was talking, I was gonna say Arthur,
but Archie just popped in there at the end. Whoa
nice job. What appliance are the attachments concentrator, styler, diffuser
(20:43):
and pick used for there's an appliance? Yeah, yeah, And
the attachments are the concentrator, the styler, the pick, and
the diffuser. Oh yeah, when you want to diffuse those curls,
you get that hair dryer piece and get put it
on the front of the hair dryer. Hair dryer, correct,
(21:07):
lunchbox well, water temperature setting do you usually use when
you wash whites? Oh that's easy. No, no, I'll say
this question is a little sexist, by the way, Yeah,
I almost most men won't know. I didn't make the questions.
By the way, here's the reason you do this. I'm
gonna go with hot because you gotta the whites won't bleed,
(21:30):
the colors will. But I do everything on cold. So
but it's gonna be hot because my wife gets mad
at me. I'll never do anything wash the whites on hot.
The water temperature where you usually wash whites, it's hot. Whoa,
whoa wow, three for three and some of mine lunchbox
comes back strong. Oh man, it feels good. I means
(21:52):
I had all offseason to think about just how humiliated
I was last season. This feels good with a score
of four to one on Your winner is lunch Boy.
No matter what I got money on my mind, I
can never get enough. Every time I fell up in
the building, everybody, nice, stay there and nice stay there,
(22:18):
nice job. We just Google trivia questions for men and
trivia questions for women. So if you want to cancel us,
QUI cancel Google. They're the ones who gave us those questions. Okay,
So we want post Malone to come on this show,
especially because he loves country music. I'm gonna play some
examples of post Malone loving country music. Here he is
(22:40):
doing There's a Tear in My Beer by Hank Junior.
My heart hurt me. So there's the teen because I'm
crying for you. Dear Boom bump bump, you are, oh
(23:01):
my lonely mind. When they did the version of Hank
Junior and Hank Senior singing together, it was the greatest. Yes,
but post Malone loves that song. He played it. Here
is post Malone doing I'm a thousand miles from nowhere
from Dwight Yoakum. Here is post Malone doing I'm Gonna
(23:33):
Miss Her from Brad Paisley when I get it, and
then here's a Post Malone and Keith Urban doing baby
what you want me to do for the Elvis tribute together.
(23:54):
My point is Postmlone is a big country music guy.
Let me knowing from his hip hop stuff. But I'm
just providing this example. So Mike reached out to him
because he followed post Malone follows Mike d on Twitter, right, yeah,
he does. So what did you say to him? Well?
I sent him a DM on Twitter and I said, hey, man,
I worked for the Bobby Bones Show. We're naturally syndicated
country music show one hundred for these cities. I know
(24:15):
you don't do many interviews, but we were talking about
your Brad Pageley cover and how much we loved it.
Wanted to see if you were down to come on
the show and talk about your love of country music.
Let me know and you were you nervous when you
pushed enter? Yes, I was like, he's gonna unfollowed me,
and that was my fear. I didn't want someone that
you love on following you. And I said that to you.
I say, hey, if you are worried about that, you
don't have to send the message. But I've wanted a
(24:35):
reason to message him, and I was like, this is it?
There's ever a reason? This would be it? So you
sent the message. Yeah. Now Mike has provided a game
for us. You're gonna give us four of the possibilities.
More possibilities. You have to guess what happened. Okay, go ahead.
Number one. Number one he said yes, he'll come on
the show. Okay, easy enough. Number two he said no
(24:55):
to coming on the show. Easy enough as well. Number
three he read it, but no reply whatsoever? And number
four no reply and he unfollowed me on Twitter. Oh
good choices. Wow mm let me think about it for
a second so you can see it when someone reads it. Yeah,
(25:16):
you see it a little. It's just read right, Eddie,
you're up first. What do you think happening? Yah? Yeah,
you know. I'm an optimist man. I'm gonna go with one.
He read it, he said, yes, I will be on
the show, come on please. I hope that's it, Amy, Okay,
I want to believe that he's gonna come on the show.
I think he's read it, but he hasn't replied yet.
(25:40):
So you want with redit no reply? Rereadit, no reply,
but that means he's checking his schedule. Oh well, Niken
is called though, okay? Or that? Yeah? I mean lunchbox man.
I wanted. I wanted to be he's coming on the show.
But I think he's just told might be no, super
you man. You think he said no? I think he
(26:00):
said no. What do you think? Come on? I think
he probably read it and didn't respond, or someone running
his account read it and didn't respond yet. I'm gonna
go with that. Reddit didn't respond o. Nobody said no though,
huh no, No, Eddie said yes, lunchbox he said no,
(26:26):
okay was the answer? No? It was not okay? Oh,
thank goodness. So he didn't say no, didn't say no.
So he says, are coming on. There's a chance he's
not coming on yet. Did he unfollow you? He did
not unfollow me. Okay, this is good. Two more left.
So it's either he said yes or he said nothing.
(26:49):
He just read it. He read and said nothing. Come on?
Did he say yes, come on? You read it? No reply? Oh? No,
he did read it though, So he's thinking. He's thinking
right now. Do we really think he's thinking, yeah, yes,
(27:12):
I do. No, he's blowing off. No. I think he's like, wait,
this Bobby Bone show. This kid, it's real, Like, let
me look into the side of maybe I will go
on the show. All right, we'll check back with you
in a few days. Okay. But but he's still following you.
Maybe he's googling the show and got caught up in
a bunch of YouTube videos of like things in the past.
He made me laughing so hard some of our segments. Yeah,
that's a good point. That's what he's doing right now.
(27:33):
No wormhole of the show right now. Are you happy
he did none follow you? Oh yeah, that was the
biggest side of relief. Okay, we'll postmon to come on
the show. Yeah, Scoop. But you're reaching out to this
people as well the right way. Yes. The third time
I attempted, I think she blocked me because you have
been blocked. I've been blocked by the label. I'm no
longer allowed to reply to them. Okay, Oh Sharon, that's
(27:57):
a big block. Yeah, why do you do it? I
don't have no contact to post Maloney. I mean I
can tweet him, just straight up. No one he's played
with Keith. You know, Keith, I'm not here. Postmone's number
A good Brad song. You know Brad Okay, I'm not
doing that and it Let's play Jason Aldean. We'll get
a recap or just we'll get refreshed on it. About
(28:18):
a week or so, it's a voicemail from Dana in Florida. Hey, Bobby,
I'm making my first trip I've heard in Nashville, and
I really wanted to go to the Country Music Hall
of Fame and see your exhibit. And I was just
wondering if you knew it would be upstill or not.
I was hoping it would because of all the COVID
craziness and that I'd get a chance to see it.
It is not. Sadly, it was only up for a year.
(28:40):
It's part of an exhibit called Currents. So we went
with Arkansas Keith and I was like, please just be
up because COVID kept it up and it wasn't up.
So but the Cutry Music Call of Fame is amazing.
If you ever come to Nashville. Here is Jared and
a voicemail. Hey, Bobby Bones, I just want to call
it and know that I retire from the United States
Navy and sixty nine days, Hey, congratulations, thank you. Sixty
(29:06):
nine days hilarious. You're Amy's pile of stories. So reviews
dot org will pay you two thousand, four hundred dollars
is to stay away from your phone screen or TV
screen or any screens for twenty four hours. How do
you get that job, though, Go to reviews dot org
and apply. You couldn't do that. I could do that.
(29:29):
There are I have two modes. No phone, throw it
in the water or beyond it all the time. I
can't keep it. It's like sugar. I can't have sugar
around because then I'll eat it. But if I don't
have it around at all, I'm fine. But if I
have all the sugar, I eat it all. Something with
anything in my life two days, it's a long time,
no problem. I just don't give me access to it
and I'll be fine. Yeah, well, this is just a
twenty four hour digital detox. Maybe a terrible job to
(29:52):
try to get so many people trying for that. Maybe yes,
but hey, you never know. Throw your name in the hat.
You might get picked. Meat Loaf is making dating competition
show called I Do Anything for Love, But I won't
do that. By the way, meat Loaf is an artist
for your kids out there, But I won't do that.
Then it picks up here, No, I won't do that.
(30:16):
I was never a meat Loaf guy. He was before me,
But I always knew this song. And then it came
back on Dr Pepper commercial and be honest, I still
don't know what that is. I don't think we do
know that. Oh is that right? Isn't that like you're
so vain from Carly Simon? You never you don't know
who it's written about, don't know, and you don't know
what that is. So he never came out and said
what that is? Mike, we let us know. I'm an
half thought what you say? Yeah he hasn't. Huh. Yeah, Well,
(30:40):
so meat Loaf has teamed up with a production company
called Nobody's Hero and they're doing this relationship competition series
where couples compete in a variety of kind of funny
physical games and it tests how much they actually trust
each other. And so I assumed throughout the different events
it might be like, well, of you, and I'll do that,
(31:01):
But I will do that. Oh I thought it was
like get it, I love you, but maybe I can't
do that. That's you're asking, you know what? Right, I'll
do that? What else. Okay, So, Florida Georgia Line's Tyler
Hubbard and his wife Haley, they are headed to La
at least part time, at least They just have bought
a lavish three point nine million dollar home in Los
Angeles And I guess it's about forty six hundred square feet,
(31:25):
five bedrooms, five and a half bats And if you
wanted to pay for it after putting twenty percent down,
your monthly bill would be sixteen thy nine hundred and
twenty five dollars. Oh, you don't buy a place like
that and only go there four times a year, you know. Yeah.
I don't know if they're like relocating. Well, I wouldn't
(31:45):
say they're relocating all the way, but I would say that.
And obviously there's been some turmoil between the guys in
Florida Georgia Line. They're gonna do solo projects. I wonder
if he's going to Hollywood now, huh? Interesting? You know anything? No, No,
I know about the turmoil, but I don't really keep
(32:07):
up with that camp. Okay, you know, but that's a
big house to go. We're just gonna go once or
twice a year, you know, Man, that's pretty bothered though
that it yep, I mean that's my pile. That was
Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the good news
with Amy so Irma. She lives in a nursing home
(32:30):
and she turned a hundred this week. But her birthday
was extra special because she got to see her family
for the first time in a year. Now. Rma got COVID.
She beat COVID. She's now fully vaccinated and since nursing
homes are kind of opening back up to families, her
eighty year old son she saw hundred, got emotional when
(32:50):
he saw his mom, and then like a dozen other
family members came out. Get this. She has six children,
fifteen grandchildren, twenty seven great grandchildren. Remember bodybey. She said.
The secret to her long life is she has a
great sense of humor and she likes to tell dirty jokes.
I'm gonna bet this some of this is genetic though.
Her son's eighty and he's rocking, yeah, and she's a hundred. Also,
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just around the country, nursing homes all probably start to
be popping, yeah, like Bingo is gonna be back. Oh yes,
they're gonna have your favorite Sinatra blasting at like six pm.
You know, I love Lucy TV show Marathon. I hope
so name that tune in the lobby cranked up. Yeah,
now that's a good story. That is what it's all about.
That was tell me something good. We have ninety seconds
(33:36):
to figure out Amy's joke. It is the investigative Morning
Corny team. You guys ready, all right, here we go morning.
What should you do to prepare for all of the
Easter treats? What should you do to prepare for all
the Easter treats? Ninety seconds starts now, bunny, I saw
(34:00):
a bunny cue in my mind. Egg the egg specially,
careful with your eggs? Specially? What should you do to
prepare for all of the Easter treats? Eggs? Eggs, egg eggs? Am, well,
that's a disease. Uh. The basket baskets basketball picture. All
(34:30):
your eggs are in a basket. And that is sane,
And that sane that they say, like put all your
eggs in the basket. Don't put all your eggs in
one basket. Okay, be egg eggcellent egg What should you
do to prepare prepare for the Easter treats? Candy rush
your teeth? I don't understand eggs eggs, eggsercise, Oh, exercise,
(34:54):
because the treats you're gonna get eggsercise. No, Eddie, I
don't like to look at it that way. But okay,
so that can't be Amy's joke. No way, it could
beat the joke. But oh now I'm torn. Yeah, but
is that a good answer? Exercise? Eggs, eggs exercise, egg sercise. Eg,
what's the question again? What did you do to prepare
for all the easter trees? You? Egg exercise? That's the
(35:17):
one answering him. Okay, let's try it out. Here we go, morning, corny.
What should you do to prepare for all of the
easter trees? What should you do? Egg sercise? Thank? Here
we go, clear eyes? Okay, yeah, thanks, But I don't
(35:44):
really think you have to egg exercise. It was just
a joke. Just enjoy the trees, all right. Day three
of the lunch Box and his wife saga. But we
found out. And Day one is your wife told you
back in the day when you were dating, that you
can what I could kiss girls at the bar as
long as I use no tongue, okay. And then you
(36:05):
went to her and we have a clip of her
saying that she said this yes. So we played this
on the show yesterday. Here you go, I want to
know the rule about When we were dating, when I'd
go out, you would say, if you're gonna kiss another girl,
what no tongue? Boom? Okay, said boom. So then we
(36:26):
asked you to do what ask her? Now that I'm married,
if I go to the bar, what's the rule about
kissing other chicks? Okay? So you had this conversation. I
had this conversation. If you go, all right, so we
went over the no tongue rule. Now that we're married,
what's the rule if I go to the bar? No
kissing like, no kissing like, no kissing, no tongue or
(36:46):
just knowing. Now I lucked you down, so I can't
be cool anywhere, no more kissing. Let's say I was
a raised bachelor party and there's a girl and I
kissed her. What would happen? Um, I don't know. I'd
be mad, but it wouldn't be the end of the world. No,
I don't think we would get divorced. Okay, Well, then
hopefully nothing. Having a raised batchlor party we didn't talk
(37:07):
about hopefully nine. So does that give you clearance in
your mind? No? It basically says that she wouldn't like it.
I mean, she wouldn't divorce me, but she wouldn't be happy. Yeah.
So do you feel she's less cool now a little bit?
I thought, you know, that gave her a little bit
of an edge, but hey, she has her little thing.
When you get married, you're not supposed to change. But
(37:28):
she changed a little bit. Yes, that she locked you down.
Everything changed, Yeah, everything changed, right. Couples that blank together
stay together. You said, you said, yeah, pray you said
bathe You did say that. The number one thing that
determines if a relationship has longevity is a sense of humor.
Couples a laugh together stay together. When this is an alignment,
(37:52):
you'll be able to see the funny side of most
situations and genuinely and generally be more relaxed with life struggles. Uh.
I think that's the biggest bond to Kaitlin and I
have one. I think she's the funniest person. She did
ask Eddie if you were offended. When I said that,
she asked if I was offended? Yeah, no, I thought
about it, though I did think, like man, I thought
I was the funniest in his life. But now she is.
(38:12):
I did think about it, but not offended. But bones
I will tell you though, the longer you're married, the
less funny you're gonna be to each other. I'm already
less funny to her. And you've only been together for
how long you're in four months something like that, imagine
fifteen years. My jokes just don't hit the way they
used to. Well with me, they do, we've been together, Janiar,
that's true. I'll laugh all the time at you. You
(38:33):
guys laugh a lot. Oh, my husband's ens of humor
is very dry. Some oftentimes I don't get it, and
he'll say that was a joke, and I'll be like,
so then I laugh more so at the fact that, like,
I didn't get it, and he thought it was a joke,
So then it becomes funny anyway, So it kind of works.
There's a couple who, despite be a mare for two years,
(38:54):
they still go Dutch with everything, dinner, chores, any expense.
That's this guy. What is Dutch? Split down the middle? Day? Oh? Gotcha? Okay,
but you guys don't split down the middle. No, not
down the middle, No, no, no no. The thirty nine year
old woman and her forty two year old husband met
at a video game production company. They went on a
few dates. They realized they had different interest but it
(39:16):
didn't mean they were incompatible. So even though they got
married early on, they decided they will continue to go Dutch.
So whatever happens they pay for it's just a different
accounts thing. I guess, huh. And you're making about the
same money you go Dutch do, it won't be different accounts.
I can't see us having different accounts because it's just easier. Like,
(39:38):
I don't care, really, and you're more of what's mine
is yours and she's loving it. I'm already like mine. Yeah,
I'm already living that where it's like if I have it,
it's now yours. And I don't want to do percentages
all day. I want to pop up yourcound. I'd be like,
all right, twenty nine percent carry the three. They sleep
in the same room, They have their own bed each
(39:59):
why so they're Dutch in the beds. They cooked their
own separate meals. They split all utility bills and mortgage
and any other common expense. But here's the key. That's
how they like it, and that's the key. It's whatever
makes you happy, Yeah, if you're not hurting anybody else,
it's whatever makes you happy. I knew of a couple
that they went and step further than that, and they
(40:20):
had separate houses. That is so bizarre. But they were
married and it worked for them, and they still dated.
They still went out, but they went back to their
respective houses at the end. How long were they married.
I have no idea. They were friends. They were more
like my parents' age. And did they own Okay, it
was yeah. When I was in college I first heard
about them, and I thought that it was crazy. I
(40:41):
couldn't believe it. And now I'm like, okay, I have
more Like everybody just does things differently, and if that
works for them, it's I guess it's not that weird,
but well, it's bizarre. They didn't have kids, though, But
it's not wrong, right. I knew a couple that was
the opposite. They got divorced and they stay in the
same house. Yes, like they lived together, they did everything together,
but they're divorced. What what about if they try to
(41:03):
date somebody new. I don't think they ever did. They
were just together, but they weren't married. Hey, whatever works
if you're not hurting anybody else whatever works. You see
the story about Taylor Swift. She sent a fan of
hers a big box of Taylor Swift swag. I didn't.
That's amazing. Now, Yeah. The young fan named Emmy sent
Taylor seven questions about different subjects as part of her
(41:26):
own challenge that she did during quarantine called seven Questions
with Emmy, and so she had talked to a whole
bunch of people on this. Emmy's parents shared a video
of her opening the box and it had folklore, evermore CDs,
a coloring book, of Beanie t shirts and sweater hairties
like all this stuff from Taylor herself. And I was thinking,
that's cool to reach out to somebody who's famous and
they end up responding to you. Do you ever write
(41:47):
to a celebrity, because I did when I was a kid,
Whole Coogan when he got put in the hospital the
wrestling match. What you tell him? I was like, Whole Coogan,
you can do it. Fight back And I got a
card back and I don't know if Hulk Cogan really
signed it, but somebody signed it and it was like
thanks to support brother and it was signed Hole Gogan.
That's awesome. And I would watch on TV. I don't
even know if he was really in the hospital. I
(42:08):
don't think he was, asn't an adult. But I sent
him a letter and I got a note back. Steve
sent a letter to Bill Clinton, Scooba. Steve did back
in the day. Yeah, I was. I was upset that
there weren't seat belts in school buses. I'm like, why
are they in the car and not in the bus.
I think it's a logical complaint, And so I sent
a letter in I think it was like in first grade,
and I got a letter back a few months later.
I still have it. I have it framed, and it
(42:29):
was Bill Clinton or someone from his office wrote back,
and he signed the bottom saying, hey, we'll look into
this for you, buddy. So he signed it that he
signed it. I wasn't one of those like fac similar stamps.
It was an actual signature with a pen. We should
all write a letter to the presidency. Who gets a reply? Nobody? Why?
Scoopa Zeine? Did? I think if you how old were you?
I was first grade to probably like maybe six or seven.
If you're in first grade and you're write a real
thoughtful what if we just a liance say we're in kindergarten.
(42:53):
That's it. We haven't used our own strategy. That's the move.
You write in your best first grade handwriting. That's my
norm handwright. Now ever, you wrote to Patrick Swayze, I did,
and I had a whole letter. I enclosed my school
picture from that year and everything, and then I found
out years later my mom never mailed it. I thought
that he was going to get it, but I talked
(43:13):
about how I loved dirty dancing and that he I
was like, I live in Austin. I was like, I
just my sister told me, you have a ranch in
Houston that's just a couple hours away from me. Wow.
Like he was gonna bite you out there, right. So
why did your mom never send it? I don't know.
Probably because she was like, I'm not mailing. I don't know.
(43:34):
Maybe she couldn't get the right address, or maybe she
meant to and then she forgot. But we found it.
I still have the exact letter, like it's I have
it with me in my house now. Eddie ever mails
something to do a celebrity, Yeah, mine was in high
school though, like I would, I wrote the director of
Jerry Maguire and almost famous, and I just told him
that I was a big fan and that when I
graduate college, I want to go work for him. What
(43:55):
was his name, A Cameron Crow? He responded, though, Ever responded,
but that's the only way I thought I could possibly
get a job with my dream director. And now I
just never heard anything. And I wonder too these days,
like where is that letter? Did you just get trashed
somebody to read it? Did he ever read it? Who knows? Well, Listen,
you chased your dreams of being a big movie director,
(44:16):
and now you're running videos here on this show doing
it right now as we speak. That's crazy. That's not
the same thing I had in mind. Lunch. You ever
send a letter off someone to Troy Aikman, Because the
dude down the street, my buddy Justin that was his
favorite football player, and we're like, dude, what if we
write him a letter and we put two Troy Aitman
cards in the mail and they came back signed. I
don't know if Troy Aikman. Oh I bet he did.
I mean, I've bet he signed it, But I don't
(44:37):
know if he ever saw a letter. If they just
put him in front of him and said here signed these.
But yeah, the Dallas Cowboys sent it back to us
and they were both signed. That's pretty cool, Raymond. Do
you ever send a letter off? Yeah, me and my
mom we wrote cal Ripken Junior and wanted him to
do a benefit thing where he would just come and
appeer and everybody pay for meals and we'd raise money
for an event we were trying to do. And he
(44:58):
wrote us back and you said it wouldn't work with
his schedule. Calerken Junior shortstop Baltimore Orioles Right, Hey, did
he sign it? Yeah? It was all him. We kept
to know. It was awesome. It was like three paragraphs
of him explaining why he couldn't do it, and he
really wanted to though he thought it was a great idea.
My back hurts and got dinner already planned that night,
put in my hair. That that's cool. Guys, we all
(45:18):
send a letter off to somebody. I think mine was
the most fake though. Look, yeah, I think all yours
was real. I think I sent mine to a fake situation.
Didn't get a real thank you brother. Hey, oh Coogan,
if you're out there listening, let me get a redo.
Hit me up with another letter. It's time for the
good news. Nashima Anderson. She has a seventeen year old
(45:42):
son who plays basketball for the varsity team, and because
of COVID, she's not allowed to go to the games.
So she's at home watching one of his games on
the stream and he's somewhat of a star. He gets
a lot of playing time, and she realizes that he's
not on the court and it's the second half and
somebody goes up to the screen the live stream and says, hey, hey, Nashima,
you're your son. He's had a problem. He's in the
locker room. Columb to the school quick what so she
(46:05):
can't call her no, so she gets up quick. She's like,
she runs to the gym or whatever, and so she
finds out that her son had had a heart attack
in the locker room at halftime. But the whole story
is crazy because while he had this heart attack, the trainer,
who's also seventeen years old, thought quickly did CPR, got
one of those defibrillator things and then BOM saved his
life and he's he's back to normal. But the mom
(46:26):
was like, I could not believe it. That's a wild
story and thank god he's okay, But why could they
not call her, in said, running up to the stream
in the gym. I don't know. Maybe they had tried
and she wasn't answering. She was just zoned in on
the TV or something. Who knows. But funny thing is,
when I got CPR certified the last time, one of
the videos that they show us is almost identical to this,
where there's a girl playing volleyball and had the same
(46:48):
kind of problem that he did. Would you know how
to use a defibrillator? Yes, for sure, I'd rather do
a defibrillator because it's easier than CPR. It tells you
what to do, but don't youse, rub together and you'll Claire.
It's the movies. It's just like sticky pads. You put them,
they tell you exactly where to put him, and it
says and it even tells you, like this person needs
the shock. If you don't, if like your heart's being
(47:10):
in a window, they'll say, like to remove the defibrillator. Now,
don't you just don't want to do it, because I
mean you can get a breaktha glass. No, okay, so yeah,
I can do that. That's a good story. Hey, I'm
glad you're in the room with us in case one
of us go down. Yes, but we don't have a defibrillator,
so we need to get one. Drive down to the school,
grab one. All right, there you go. That's what it's
all about. That was tell me something good, a couple
(47:32):
of things because the phone lines are just flushed with
great callers right now. April and Pennsylvania. You may remember
her from yesterday's show when she accidentally bought a Tesla
with her phone. Yes, and she put a screenshot on
Instagram and tagged us, so legit. You see her her
receipt for the car. It's crazy. She's on She's trying
(47:52):
to take a screenshot to show people you can buy
a Tesla, but she accidentally buys the Tesla instead. April,
Welcome back to the show. How was your day yesterday? Hi?
Give my name? UM? Well it was it was interesting. UM.
I called UM a couple of times to Tesla and
then supposedly the place in Springfield, New Jersey that I
(48:13):
was dealing with it. UM. And long story short, so
that UM apparently not the owner of the car anymore.
I'm not getting the car, Um, because if you don't
finish like the steps to actually um, you know, get
your VIN number and all of that, then you won't
get the car. Um, So that's great. The bad news is,
(48:35):
I looks like I'm going to be out one hundred
dollars because um. The lady on the phone was saying
that they don't normally refund that, and I was trying
to say that, like, well, I didn't try to buy
the car as much as I would love to, you know,
not she goes, Yeah, she goes, but it's our policy
not to refund that. So I was like, oh, okay,
(48:55):
so an accidental screenshot cost you one hundred dollars. Yeah,
I mean it almost cost her sixty seven thousand dollars.
So yeah, how are you looking at it? Here? Are
you looking at it like you're down one hundred bucks
or your plus sixty six thousand, nine hundred dollars? Yeah,
oh yeah, definitely definitely looking at on the better side.
(49:20):
Definitely class halfens, class half full. So well, congratulations on
not owning a Tesla. Right, that's weird. Yeah, I don't
like it's a weird thing to be happy about, but
it definitely ended up. It could have been a lot worse. Hey,
I got to talk to you guys and it's been
a fun, funny story for sure. I think since you
(49:41):
did a two day call experience here, let's get her
a Pip of Joy sweat shirt. Okay, so we'll put
you on hold and then we'll get your info. We'll
send you a Pimp and Joy sat shirt. We'll send
her a little goodie package to maybe. Um, it'd be
like she spent one hundred dollars. We'll send her like
one hundred dollars, her hundred dollars and Pimp and Enjoy.
So it's like that money at least went to something
(50:02):
that heck, you know what, let's go wait, I'm gonna
send you a tesla with Pima Joy right on the side.
All right, April, thank you very much for calling. I'm
gonna put you on hold. Don't hang out because we
need to get your information. Okay. Oh, thank you guys
so much. This has been so much fun. At least
just going through all this craziness has a has a
(50:24):
fun ended. Where do you live in Pennsylvania? Um, I
live a wolfs Fast so I'm actually twenty minutes away
from the fan. I know exactly where that is. All right,
thank you very much, have a great day. Do not
hang up there. Bye bye, Mike d you show him
me a hot Wells twenty nineteen Tesla you can get
for nine ninety nine and Amazon. I mean, let's send
(50:46):
her one of these two. Well, try to get like
a model went a little bigger, and we'll all sign
it and send it to her. What the pimp and
joy stuff? Is it? Red? That's what she ordered? Yeah,
there's okay, Yeah, don't get the five hine doll on
there's like he's clicking on that. No, no, no, no, no,
Let's get one that's big enough that we can all
sign and send to her. All right, let's go over.
(51:07):
I'll tell you what. We'll do the news, and we
have a bunch of callers about writing letters. We got
a call, but we got a lot of good callers today.
All right, let's go with the news bobbies story. Do
you know what a Viking funeral is? No, I have
no idea. It's where your remains are set on fire
and be sent out to see. Oh okay, that sounds
about right. Sometimes in the movies they push you out
(51:30):
to see. Then they shoot a bow and arrow up
in the air that has fire on it, and then
it lands out there. And goes boom and blows up.
That's a Viking funeral. Maine is considering a bill that
would legalize Viking funerals and quote open eric cremations. Huh huh,
just like that. That's where a person's remains are set
on fire outside and maybe sent off to sea. And
they're cool in the movies, okay, and they never miss
(51:53):
what where someone dies, they put them on like a
wooden like boat and they float them out to see you.
They throw them off a boat and then someone who's
really good with a bow and arrow goes lights the
tip of the arrow, shoots it up in the air,
lands it on top of it. Boom, it blows up.
A lot of movies, have you guys never seen this?
A lot? A lot everything I watch. When I put
(52:15):
they put what kind of movies do you like? I said,
anything with a Viking funeral in it. Oh, I can
see you now wanting this. I think it'd be pretty cool. Yeah. Well,
I'm just never I don't know, you're never gonna die.
I'm starting to be convinced you're immortal. I don't know, man, Okay,
I don't like thinking about death, so I just imagine
I'll never die, you know, all right? More news bobbies
(52:38):
story is Netflix bailing on binging? Netflix says that two
upcoming shows will be released weekly, not all at once,
so that viewers have time to dissect each episode. Are
we looking at a future where more of their content
isn't bingeable? I say yes. I say it'll be done
both ways. But listen, you're just going with the trends, right,
(53:00):
Like for a while, it was put everything out at
once because that was cool. People are talking about it. It
It was new, was fresh. But now everybody's doing that,
so people are like, let's slow it down a little bit.
Let's let some of these shows have an online life,
like people are talking about it more, let's rein it
back in well, because if you want a vision, for example,
good one which I loved, we come in and be like,
(53:20):
did you see that? See what happened in this episode?
Not on the air. We don't want to spoil it,
but what episode are you for? Okay? Remember this that
doesn't happen with these binging shows, So now all blurs together.
I think you're going to see more shows do this
until everybody's doing it again, and then it'll be boom
beinge again, what's old as new as new is old,
and that will always change. But I personally like the
(53:42):
binge shows because I like to just do it and
knock it out. I guess I like a little bit
of both, so I think it's okay. Maybe some people
release it all bam and then others decide to make
us wait a week between. I have no interest in
waiting a week. I will wait a week. But I
like when a show ends. I like, I don't care
talk about my front. I want to see what's next.
So one of my favorite shows that just came back
(54:04):
that I have to wait a week four is a
Million Little Things because it's on it's a network show.
So I watch it on Hulu and it comes out,
and I must say, when a new episode releases and
I pull up Hulu and I see there's a new
one a week later, I am super excited. So there
is something cool to that, Like if if I could
have just binged it all last weekend, it wouldn't be
(54:25):
as exciting. Yeah, it's a very selfish thing, I know,
but I'm a selfish person. Okay. Finally, a wedding cake
left with an unfortunate message after a mix up has
cost some controversy. So here's the situation. These people offer
order a cake and they say would you like it
to be personalized with an inscription? They click yes in
(54:46):
the little box okay, and then in the inscription box
they write no inscription please. Oh. Now the cake comes
in the middle of it says no inscription please. It's
not because as they wrote no inscription please. Because they
wrote yes, I would like an inscription and then wrote
no inscription please. I don't fault the cake owners. No,
(55:07):
they did it right. Some guys are going, oh, no,
I'm confused. They click yes, but they wrote no inscription please.
The only way to really get out of that is
to do exactly what they say, and so that's what
they did. They showed the receive. It's funny. Yeah, I
mean I wonder if they tried to reach out to
them that. Sometimes when I'm confused, I would try to
make a phone call and be like, did you mean
to press this button? It's a tenants carrot cake. They
(55:31):
click yes as to whether they like to a carrot cake. Oh,
I love carrol, I know, but never a first round,
Like I never dropped a carrot cake. I'll eat a
carrot cake, and I'll like a carrot cake. But if
if I have a bakery to choose from, I'm never
going first round carrot cake, chocolate cake, vanilla cake, can
fun fetty, sure, never carrot and then very last carric
(55:56):
if there's Carrie, maybe seventh or something. No German choun cakes,
last German choctic pretty good, better than carrott. But no
peanut butter for me. You know. So that was a
pretty funny story. That is your news. Thank you, Bobby's
be story, Kim. You're on the Bobby Bone Show. Thank
you for calling Kim in Pittsburgh, PA. Good morning, morning,
(56:22):
studio morning. So yeah, I um, I was curious to
know how the folks in the studio handle the thermostat
at home. Um, at our house, it's kind of a
battle all year long. UM. I like to dress for
the weather outside, you know, if it's eighty degrees, I
(56:42):
like to wear my shorts and T shirt and have
it be warm in the house. Or if it's winter,
I like to wear my snugly clothes. But my husband
likes it to be pretty much a constant sixty eight degrees.
I didn't say sixteen one on purpose all year long,
so that, um, you know, that's just as comfortable temperature.
So how do you guys handle it? This might be
(57:03):
more common than I originally thought, because I'm the same
as your husband. Like I like it cold. I like
it when I go to sleep. It needs to be
like sixty six sixty seven. I need, I need. I
would rather be cold and cover myself up with the
blanket at night than have to sweat. You can't control sweat.
You just sweat. If you're cold at night, you can
bundle up. You got your person next to you. I
(57:25):
like it cold all the time. However she does not.
I think because she's skinnier. I don't think she has
enough meat on her bones as I do. So I
think that it's just guy girl. Don't you? Are you
the same? I mean, it just depends. No, my husband
does not want it cold. But is that a money
thing or is that it's probably yah him trying to
control the electric bill. I'm like, dollar down the bill, y'all.
(57:49):
I want to be cold, I know, so I have
to go sneak and turn it down a few degrees.
But we nobody in our house really likes it cold.
I don't want it to be super cold, But I
definitely don't need to to be as high as he
wants it. Now Here in the studio, that's a different thing.
You control that, and you always want it cold, and
there's nothing we can do about it. And you two kids,
(58:09):
when you're the boss, you can control the air. Yeah,
it's freezing in here always, but it keeps you on
your toes, that's what you say. Sometimes I feel numb. Yeah,
I can't even feel my toes, Eddie. What's it like
in your house? Lucky for us, we don't really argue
about it. We're good at seventy five and we're happy
with it. Seventy five Sahara Desert, Sahara Desert. Maybe it's
(58:31):
just a climate. We were born and raised him, but
we're from Texas, Texas. What is happening in your house?
It's great. Do we need to go fund me from you? No, No,
that's how we prefer. And then when we got our
foster kids too, Now they're acclimated to it and they
like the warm the warm house. Well, Kim, I relate
to your husband. Apparently we're not in the majority. I
thought we were. Now we're warmer. I'm just I'm just
(58:54):
a little. I'm a few degrees less than my husband,
and I have to go sneak it and then he
goes and sneaks it back up, and then I sneaky back. Now, well,
I don't mind it being seventy or seventy one in
the daytime, but I do crank it down before we
go to bed. And now we're in like a guest
room that doesn't have a good circulation because two of
our bedrooms are under construction right now, so this is
(59:15):
we burn up. We have to keep our door open
so air blows in from the hallway. It's a whole situation.
And then we hear Stanley walking at midnight was like
his nails, and he walks in and fall asleep on
the floor and then snores, and it's just a whole situation.
Then I scored him with the water bottle, so he'll
leave in the middle of the night. Well, yeah, he
sleeps upside the bed and we can't sleep because he's
a fat bulldog and he's so loud. So irab the
(59:35):
water bottle next to the bed and go and then
he's like okay, and he walks back around to his bed.
Happening to your house like I said, it's March madness
at my house, and not because of basketball. It's two
dogs we sent. I mentioned that we sent a carpet
off because Stanley got sick, and I'm talking we didn't
just poop on it, like exploded in four different places
(59:55):
on it. Poor guy. I feel bad for him. Tried
to clean it up best we could. Ended up calling
a company we use called zero Rez. They came and
had looked at it. It was like, yup, it's a
dead body. Scene. Wrapped the carpet up, took it with them.
We'll get it back tomorrow. But then we had another
smaller incident on another carpet, so we wrapped that up,
had to take it out to the garage. It is
(01:00:15):
non stop, the two dogs are. She'd probably just not
have rugs in your house right now. It's a lot.
But I'll say this Eller, who we adopted basically off
the street. She was really angry and really guardy about everything,
and you pet her, she bite you at first. She's
really now becoming in a lovely way of dumb puppy
(01:00:38):
because she just trusts now. She lets you pet her.
She'll roll over, you can scratch your ribs her stomach,
like she's really turning into a pretty good dog. And
it's taken a lot of time. It's taken a lot
of Kalin crying because she's like, I don't think the
dogs'll ever get along, but we are getting there. Love
it a lot of poop on the carpet right now,
but otherwise in six months when I look back and
be like, this is amazing. So that's the dog story
(01:01:01):
right now, Kim, Thank you for your call. We have
no answer for you, because we're all different. Fight to fight.
Thank you all right, see you later. So they weren't
after money or electronics or anything else like that. But
a guy broke into a guy's house, point a gun
at him and said, hey, I want your cats. Oh
(01:01:23):
what kind of cats? Well, I mean you've heard of
a cat burglar, right, That's what I was thinking. Oh,
but there's a case in Michigan's Upper Peninsula. We're, according
to the Police Department of man a four fourteen am
to find another man pointing a gun at his head
and demanding he gave him the two cats that lived there.
The guy who broke into the home of that permission
obviously took one of the cats before leaving. Police believe
the suspect knew the homeowner prior to the home invasion.
(01:01:45):
He was located a short time later, the gun was seized,
he was booked. The incident is still under investigation, but
they don't mention what was up with the cats. Yeah,
I'm like, either were these like really expensive cats, or
did the I don't know recently break up with someone
and the person that had to move out hired this
guy to go steal the cats. Wackep create your own stories.
(01:02:08):
Well that could happen, because why else would this guy
want the cats unless they're valuable. I would assume that
on the surface, it's probably a fancy cat. Yeah, cats
can get fancy. I started researching cats whenever my daughter
put one on her vision board and I was like,
oh my gosh, it just sits there all day. I mean, listen,
anything can get fancy. Yeah, it doesn't matter what your
(01:02:30):
hobby is. They make a version of it that is
really expensive. Doesn't really have an expensive cat like a
Bengal tyger. Yeah, and it's aweso. Hey, tiger King, what
is your cat? It is a Bengal and it's a
designer Cat's about a thousand bucks. You paid that I didn't.
Wife did. So if we ever miss rent, there's that
option there to sell the cat. She paid that much
for a cat? Yeah, she loves cats and they're really
(01:02:50):
really beautiful. Really they are. What's it called? Bengo? No? No,
what's what's the name is cat? Bengal? No? What's the
name of your cat? Hey? I knew his name was
at Bengal. I thought that's hig No? And so did
she pay for that cat while you were together? It's
(01:03:11):
fourteen years old, so it's lived through college, our dating,
and now our marriage. Quanteen just celebrated. Dang okay, thank
you for that ray. The government is is hiding a
lot of UFO stuff from US, says the Director of
Intelligence who's speaking on UFOs. Yes, according to a former
director of National Intelligence, US has secret evidence of UFOs
(01:03:33):
breaking the sound barrier, which is not supposed to have happened.
His name is John Raclub. He says there is evidence
of UFOs using technology that's beyond what humans can do
right now period. Here's a clip of him talking about
UFO sightings that are very difficult to explain because I
don't know what's going on. Frankly, there are a lot
more sightings than have been made public. Some of those
have been declassified. When we talk about sightings, we're talking
(01:03:53):
about objects that have been seen by Navy or Air
Force pilots or have been picked up by satellite imagery.
UM frankly, engage in actions that are difficult to explain.
That movements that uh that are hard to replicate that
we don't have the technology for, or traveling at speeds
that you know, exceed the sound barrier without a sonic boom. So,
(01:04:15):
in short, things that we are observing that are difficult
to explain, we think about that, do you think it's
a something from another land planet galaxy? That be another
country that has far greater capabilities than we do ce
(01:04:40):
our country, But they're just not letting anybody else know
what's going on here? Or D. I don't have one
for D. I just kept saying letters, and I was
making them as I was going, what do you think
it is? In multiple high intelligence at experts, they're going,
(01:05:00):
we don't know what this is. Yeah, I mean obviously
I think it isn't an. I don't think it's our country,
So I do think it's an unidentified foreign object. But
whether it's foreign from alien somewhere or foreign from Russia,
I don't know which would be scarier, Russia having it
or the alien Russia. What do you think? I try
(01:05:24):
not to because for me to think that we're the
only ones bones ABCD go, I'm gonna go. D I
have no idea where that was going. Can you imagine, though,
if we were told, yeah, there's something visiting it, we
would go absolutely ape s. The whole planet would freak out.
So some people probably know what's up and they're just
(01:05:46):
not letting us know because if we did find out,
it'd be over looting everywhere. It would be like, well,
we're all gonna die. And even though that's not the case,
this is probably been happening for hundreds of years. I
don't know. I don't know. That Unsolved Mystery episode about
the abduction that one the newest unsolved mysteries on Netflix.
(01:06:07):
If you haven't seen that one, I think it was
like episode seven, Like that was crazy. All these people
saw the same thing, something weird happened, and then they've
never made each other in the whole life, but they're
all within like an hour and a half of each other.
Is a crazy story. But whenever really smart people and
people that have really high high jobs like that go.
We don't know what it is, but I'll be honest
with you. You like, Okay, something's up. Don't know what
(01:06:29):
it is, but something's up. All right, let's switch it
up a little bit. We were talking earlier about sending
letters to famous people. When I was a kid, I
sent one to Whole Coogan. I got a card back.
He was in the hospital from wrestling. I believed it.
I'm not sure if he was really in the hospital
or not. It's a good point, but I got a
card back, and I think he signed up, but I'm
not sure. Scooba Steve sent one about seat belts and
busses to Bill Clinton when he was the president. Amy
(01:06:51):
wrote one to Patrick Swayze. Her mom never sent it off.
Eddie sent one to Cameron Crowe, famous director, lunchbox. Who'd
you send it to? Troy Aikman? The two baseball cards
football cars and he sign both of them. Here is
Rick in Tampa, Florida. Rick, what do you think about this?
I think it's a great hobby. Good morning, Bobby, Good
morning studio mornings. I used to collect autographs I've got
(01:07:16):
over photographs, some on my wall, maybe about a hundred
on my wall, autographs with photos I've got home, and
I've got your experience, Vincent christ Dean Martin. Um, it's
just a great hobby. If you write it and you atographs,
(01:07:37):
they'll send it back to it with a photo. Majority
of the times, it's a great hobby. I was younger,
but when my children got older, I did postage or
food for the kids. I kind of had to go
with the food for the kids and I stopped. But
it's a great hobby. Thank you for your call. Phones
a little little wonky there, but I think we heard
(01:07:58):
him right. Yeah, he listed three people. I want if
you know who these people are, George Burns, Amy, because
I know they are comedian. Yeah, I guess so right,
I guess so so. George Burns was basically a hundred
years old before he died. I only knew him was
a really really old comedian even then. I watched like
George and Gracie back the black and white episodes. But yeah,
(01:08:18):
he was a comedian. He was an actor, singer, writer,
but he was really really old. He always had the cigar. Okay,
did you just guess comedian. No I knew he was. No, Nope.
Even when you say Cigar, I'm like, no, he was
a one hundred years old when he died. Vincent Price,
he mentioned, no clue. Vincent Price was like the horror
movie guy, you know it kind of scary. He was
(01:08:40):
an actor, but he was always, you know, doing this
stuff where he was like leading into horror stuff, space stuff.
Now he was eighty two when he died. Let's see,
how about Dean Martin. Yes, he's a heartthrob from back
in the day. Tell me more. Well, I feel like
maybe it was someone my mom would have swooned over.
He was in the rat Pack with Frank Sinatra. Yeah. See,
(01:09:03):
probably a little too old for your mom though. No,
she was into that, Yeah, yeah she. I mean she
was born in late forties. I don't feel like you
really knew who any of them were. Yeah. I feel
like I feel like I got two out of three.
Actually I don't feel like you did. No, the first
one nailed it. He yelled heart throbs. Was he was?
Was he not? Google it? I don't know about that.
Speaking of heart throbs, ed he guys vaccine yesterday. That's
(01:09:25):
a good transition right there. How did it go? Did
you did you get what was the story? It was
very simple. My wife signed me up and so I
just showed up. She told me. At the time I
showed up, I didn't even get out of my car.
They just made sure it was me, and then I
drove up. And the only weird thing is when I
was waiting to get the vaccine and they go two minutes,
were defrosting it, and I'm like, defrosting the vaccine, like okay,
(01:09:46):
And so two minutes later they came out, pricked me
in the arm, and they said sit in the parking
lot for fifteen minutes to make sure you're good, you
don't pass out anything like that, and then you're good
to go. That was it. Bones I went straight from
there to Krispy Kreme, got my donut. You did get
your donut, got my donut, and that it was easier
than the vaccine. I go up and I asked, the
should be easier in the vaccine? Well, you never know,
because you franchises or whatever, that maybe they didn't get
(01:10:08):
the memos. So I'm like, hey, here's my card I
heard on the radio. I was getting the free donut
for them, and they're like, yeah, of course, here's your donut.
Were they annoyed? No, they was just like it, like
probably the hundredth of the day. They were just cool
with it. Your arm sore. Yeah, so it wasn't sore yesterday,
but this morning is kind of hard to move in
right now. It's definitely definitely sore. Which one did you
get my left arm? Fightser? Yeah, I got fiser two.
(01:10:29):
So three weeks, you go back three weeks. That's what
it is. That's the plan. And I don't feel sick
or anything. I don't know if anyone second shot bro
oh okay, that'd be if you feel it, that's when
you'll feel it for the most part. Okay, yeah, yeah,
I've been researching, but man, it feels good. All right, congratulation,
thank you, thank you, Amy. You're the only one huh
of us four? Oh am? I okay, y'all get there.
I'll get there. I'll get there. Pressure when we find
(01:10:50):
out Amy's an anti vac circle, No, everybody gets the
vaccinees like, should haven't had time yet. No, I just yeah,
I was just a lapping my dad. It's vaccinated, and
so I feel good about that because he's the what
main person I've been worried about and so yes, but
I need to get it taken care of. I want
to get to Johnson and Johnson why I told you
(01:11:10):
in my brain somewhere I feel good about it because
they make stuff for babies. Okay, and you are no.
But I just like something about that one just appealing
to me. And it's just one shot that will see me.
Here's a voicemail. It's Grace from Michigan. I just want
to say, so, I'm super embarrassed because I was listening
to the podcast and you're wishing someone happy birthday, and
(01:11:32):
you said when they're twenty one, you're not really cool,
and so twenty one year old don't listen to And
I am twenty one and I listen to you every
day and if I miss a podcast, I literally have
to catch up over the weekend. I don't think I've
missed a podcast in over a year. So I'm just
a little embarrassed. Um, that's all. Have a good day.
(01:11:53):
Thank you. She embarrassed, becasse she listens or embarrassed because
she called. I was a little confused on that. Thank you, Grace.
It's really nice to say. Here's one more voicemail. Read
that conversation. Hey, um, I always just listening to the
podcast catching up, and I heard you say that you
weren't cool to twenty one year olds anymore. But I
have been listening to the show consistently and thankfully sintil
(01:12:16):
sixteen and I'm moost twenty three now and you have
always been cooled me. So don't count yourself out, and
love you and thank you for all the good that
you do. Thank you. But see, she was kind of
indoctrinated as a kid to think we were cool and
still feels it. But you're saying, if a twenty one
year old find us right now, we have two two
(01:12:39):
age groups that love us right the twelve, the ten
to seventeen, and then thirty one and up. But just
in case you are twenty one year old and you're
listening to us today for the first time and you
happen to maybe like us, that's okay. Don't be embarras
(01:13:00):
about that. I don't know about that, and shout out
to those ten year olds. That's right. Hopefully we're on
the air when they were twenty one and they can
quit us. I got a message yesterday from Baker Mayfield,
the quarterback for the Browns, and he was like, I'm
gonna try to call the show. And I was like,
lines are possible to get through. If you want to
come on, just let me know. And he was like, well,
I'm not right now, but I was. I was about
(01:13:20):
to try, and I said cool, and he goes, by
the way I've been listened to, he sounds fifteen, and
I was like, huh, he grew up, went to like
like Travis High School in Austin. He was listening as
a kid, and then he went off to be super famous.
That's crazy, and I didn't quite understand. But then when
I asked, I was like, where did Baker Mayfild go
to high school? Then it made sense. Yeah, again, he
was as a kid told we were cool. He probably
don't think we're coold anymore, and then probably didn't think
(01:13:42):
we were cool in the middle. And now he's older.
So how old is he now? Twenty six? Twenty seven?
Oh wow, right, yeah, yeah, something like that, twenty five. Dang,
he really shouldn't think we're cool. Have a great day.
We will see you tomorrow. Uh. Special guests. Travis Denning
is coming in. I told him when he came and
(01:14:02):
I wanted to call him up that when his new
song came out he could come promote it. We have
a little sum special for him when he comes in.
He doesn't know about so that'd be tomorrow's show. You
guys check it out, have a great day, dance parties
tomorrow as well. That's it, everybody, Bobby Bone Show.
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