Does Someone On The Show Have Coronavirus? + Eddie Wants To Bite His Foster Kid + Bobby’s Mailbag: Using A Friends' Ring To Propose Because It’s A ‘Deal’

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, the Bobby Bones post shoe pre show. Let's
do the Tuesday song. Nice? Yeah, you want to start
with the chorus or the verse? Like? Where do you
like to start the chorus? You do? Yeah? All right,
let's follow your lead to one. Let's go Tuesday, h
Choe way doesday, Housewife's Gone Booesday. I'm just talking about Tuesday.

(00:26):
There we go, the best day of the week. You
all know it's my time. So I made a song
about Tuesday. So happens to rhymes the lowest number of
crimes and super bingo with night. Don't know how you
do your Tuesday. This is how I do mine. The
sun comes up. There's a smile on my mouth. Why
because I love Tunday is the first thing I shall
free zoomer this morning and every Tuesday. At five, I
got my spandex all it's time to head to the wife.

(00:47):
Come on Tuesday, h cho way, Tuesday, Housewife's Gone Boozesday.
I'm just talking about Tuesday. Tuesday, brown on cow goes Moesday,
Eat some cash Shooesday. I'm just talking about Tuesday. Yep, yep,

(01:08):
it's Tuesday. It's my recycling on the curb as a
drive off. Yep, my recycling is on the curb. I mean,
Fridays are fine because they're casual and all, but I'm
always more productive on my Tuesday conference called my after
work plans. I got my spray tan. I'm drinking lemon
water a out, I mean some cayenne pebbles and band bam.
I'm watching c SPAN and then it's two for one.
Is sonic with the coney in each? Say Tuesday, h

(01:30):
Joe Way Douday, Housewives going Boozesday. Just talking about Tuesday. Tuesday,
brown cow, goes Mooday, eat some cash shoesday. I'm just
talking about Tuesday. Let me break it down for you.
Marti Gras. On a Tuesday, I go to Cromega on

(01:52):
a Tuesday. I'm playing Pokemon on a Tuesday. Came out
of my mom on a Tuesday. Thank you, Welcome to
Tuesday podcast. I mean he drinks I many cups of coffee?
Does the average person drink average two three? Majority of
Americans over the age of eighteen drinking an average of

(02:13):
three cups per day? Will you let your daughter drink coffee?
She doesn't like it, She's tried it, thankfully, But I
guess I'd probably have let her have a little bit,
but not a lot. My question is she shouldn't like it.
The taste of coffee is not good to anyone early,
but when it becomes something social and something that her
other kids are doing, she's gonna want to do it.

(02:35):
So if she's like, mom, want to drink coffee again?
Would you let her? As long as just she limits
it to one cup? Interesting? But that's it. What about beer?
Because I think she's old enough. As long as she
limits it to one beer? Think, of course not. Luckily
she doesn't like that either. What if she wanted to
taste She's tried you don't drink She tried my wine?

(02:55):
What a couple of weeks ago, without even telling me.
I was like pouring a glass. She's like, I tried
something that the other day. It's disgusting, And I was like,
does anyone like well? I and the first time I
tasted it, I don't know. I don't think so it's probably,
I mean, but the same thing with beer. It's more
of an acquired thing. But the thing you're doing at
work that could get you fired is job hunting for
another job. It turns out that job hunting while you're

(03:17):
on the clock is a fireball offense. To avoid this
book after hours interviews, and don't research other jobs while
you're at work because your boss can check your search history. Yeah,
that would be not using your work time that you're
getting paid to do another job to find another job,
you would think, right. But I had a friend once
who left her resume on the printer. Oh not good.
She shrank copies of it and then didn't take the

(03:40):
original one off. Somebody found it that was on her
team an ally and said, you left your resume on
the printer, got it back to her, but that could
have been bad news. Hollie't worry. I've never done that,
was Amy. No, I've never I'm back to get this job,
I had to take time whenever, not even when you

(04:00):
were thinking about having me come. We did like a
trial thing and I had to leave. I had a
really good job and I had to go to my
bosses and I was like, hey, I'm need off in
the morning to go beyond the radio because I might
take a job there. And they were like, oh, okay,
what if she didn't say anything about it? And she
just can't want to like Tammy A whole person. I
mean I had to tell him because it was on

(04:22):
the radio. Yeah, they didn't listen. But doctor oz is
coronavirus survival Protocol one. Here's how to get you through
the coronavirus outbreak. Not to not get it, but just
to get through it in because you do get it too.
One lifestyle. Get seven hours of sleep at night because again,
our immune system is what's gonna let's just take coronavirus

(04:42):
out of it. This is also doctor Ozes survival protocol
through flu season, through cold season, through fighting all this
stuff life. Seven hours of sleep at night. Aim to
exercise thirty minutes a day, which I did that meditate
which I don't and I wish I did. I just can't,
can you? Well, I don't believe in saying can't. I

(05:04):
haven't been able to, but I also haven't super focused
on it, right. I have struggled with it, have you?
Obviously when I was having really bad PTSD, I would
try it okay, and I just couldn't connect. I think
if I would have just sat with it and invested
more time into it, and invested time into learning how
to do it better, I could have. But I didn't.

(05:26):
My therapist. Yesterday I went to see my therapist and
she was like, you know, I appreciate how much work
you've done at this, not just on im accomplished, but
just showing up because I said, hey, I would like
to be in a better place. So um, there were
a good talk yesterday. I don't go i'dn't been in
three weeks and your girlfriend got her history. I was
in therapy and I didn't get to picked up at
the airport. Oh it was gonna. I wondered if she

(05:49):
like went and waited in the lobby for you. No,
she was flying in. It was the last minute kind
of thing. You'll hear that later on in the show.
But she came in and I was like, hey, I
have therapy and I've picked up every time, and I
usually pick her up at the airport with some sort
of treat because that's a long flight. And so I
was like, I can't pick you up like therapy the
super priority, and she was like, cool, no problem, I
get uber, not a big deal. And so when I

(06:10):
got back from therapy, she was also there. But I
think too, as much as therapists put me in a
decent place, I think most of it is just meeting
the right person as well. Probably more so. I think
I could have been, but I think that's what it
was more so. But my therapist is like, you've been
coming every week, good for you, well, every time we've
been scheduled. Um, hygiene, don't shake hands, don't touch your face.

(06:32):
Harder to do than you'd think, huh. I know. And
when people say, oh, these masks don't work, the droplets, No, no, no,
all masks work because at least keeps your hands off
your face. You're more aware of it. If you're wearing
a mask, you're not touching your face, and if you are,
you know about it. I realized I didn't know I
did this, but I here at work when I'm going

(06:52):
through papers, if a paper gets stuck, I'd lick my
finger and get the paper. The woman that was like
the CDC woman was like, here's what we're doing. Don't
touch about licks her hands because I think it's just
something we were used to doing and now we're just
aware of it. So who knows how long I've been
doing that. Boost your immune system by eating the right foods,
fruits and vegetables, blah blah blah, prepare have a two week,

(07:14):
supply of household items like toilet paper, soap, and detergent
food like canned foods and freeze items. And if you're sick,
take eighty milligrams of zinc daily and then then anyways,
is general stuff that we should probably be doing. Anyway.
Happiest cities from wallet Hub. The most unhappy city is

(07:36):
Detroit one eighty two, never been, Charlotte, West Virginia at
one eighty one, Toledo, Ohio at one eighty, Huntington, West
Virginia at one seventy nine, in Cleveland at one seventy nine.
I liked Cleveland. I never been there. You like it? Yeah,
I liked it because everybody was nice there. I feel

(07:56):
like Cleveland was a talent of people that a lot
of people didn't come from outside of Cleveland and move
into Cleveland. So it's very tight knit and they were
all like, we are who we are, We're together. I
like Cleveland. Some of the big ones that scored high
were Bismarck, North Dakota, Austin, Texas, Raleigh, Boston. Nashville was

(08:17):
only one oh six. Oh, they're probably drunk when they
filled it up. I was thinking of cities I was
watching a commercial last night for Las Vegas. You know
they're saying, no longer is what happens in Vegas. Stays
in Vegas. Now the saying is what happens in Vegas
only happens here, or only happens in Vegas. Yeah, you
can't find what happens here anywhere else. Yeah, a pretty

(08:39):
cool commercial. And then Aerosmith is the end of it,
and they're like, what happens in Vegas? And everybody yells
like they know the real answer to that. I would
be like, stays in because it used to be like
what happens to Vegas. You can go cheat on your wife,
lose all your money and nobody would know because it
stayed there. Postmates offers no contact delivery during coronavirus outbreak.

(09:00):
Think of the stuff people aren't doing now, ordering food
or people can touch going to gems as much, going
to airports, going to malls. Like it's there's an economic thing.
I know that's happening, which is going to happen more
so than the illness thing. But people ordering takeout and

(09:22):
through Postmates, they're going, hey, listen, you can specify how
you want to get your delivery. You can meet the drivers.
The door, the curbside, non contact with the people. They'll
just drop it off like Amazon driver. So they get
your food. I'm worried about I'm touching the food. Yeah,
but they'll just leave the food of the door. The
saying is what happens here only happens here. There you go.

(09:42):
It replaces what happens here stays here. Alabama may lift
the band on yoga in public schools. Wow, they have
a band. They do. But here's the thing. Even if
they lift the band, they're keeping people from still saying
Namas Day. But like you can do yoga, but you
can't say Namas day. Oh my gosh, okay, and what

(10:04):
is namastam? Light within me honors the light within you.
They say the crap when I go, and I'm like, right,
I mean it doesn't like I think there's just you know,
some people say aloha. Yeah, I don't. I don't say
it or not say it for any reason other than
it's like people know nothing about yoga, and all of
a sudden again they're like Namas Day. It's like when
Eddie goes a little too Mexican with his words. Yeah,

(10:26):
and he's like he's like, Hi, I'm Eddie, I would
just like to say, Hi, Organica. I don't do it,
I know, but a little bit. I'm kidding, but you know,
it's always that one person who you go to Chipotle with.
That's right. It's Windy from two cubicles down who grew
up in Toledo, and all of a sudden she's at
Chipotle ordering um a little bit of You're like, what

(10:49):
are you talking about? So um, Ray Mundo, let me
ask you a question. I hear you went to the
coin guy. Yeah, Kyle the coin guy. I remember when
Kyle the coinne guy came in a filled in for
lun Yeah, and Ray had a bunch of coins he
had Kyle look at. And how much money did he
tell you on the show was worth? He said on
the show, I believe it was one twenty and then
in person ended up being more. So I didn't know.

(11:11):
You went in yourself. I wasn't kidding about it. I
wanted some cash. So you go in and you give
him these coins and how much he ended up giving
you one fifty five? Wow? And it was real quick too,
and went right into his office. There it was kind
of in a strip mall, and you had to do
it buy appointment only. But I just knocked on the
door and he opened and then he did all the
testing and goes, here, you go, cut me a check
right there, give me cash. I left there with one

(11:33):
hundred and fifty dollars and he just those coins didn't
mean anything to me, and I don't even think most
places will even accept him, so I just didn't want
him anymore. He just texted Amy and said one of
those coins, one of the thousand bucks. You're serious? He's mad? Now, No,
he didn't, that's not true. He just said that you
came by the shop and you saw him, or he

(11:54):
saw you. I was curious about that because I mean,
he's the expert, so but he's honest. I mean, that's
how he keeps his bus. He would always tell you
what they're worth. Pretty cool, though you got money for that, dude,
It was dope. I had no idea I was gonna
get one fifty. I mean face value. They were worth
twenty thirty bucks. But that was just I mean the
one dollar coins where we're ten, that's how it ended
up being one fifty. Where were they in your house?

(12:15):
In a bag in my boxer drawer and they were yours,
and where did you get them? Honestly, this true story.
My mom gave them to us because her father used
to work at strip clubs, used to work at bars,
and so we had all these one dollar coins. They
would give them as a tip, and so she split
them amongst me and my brother and sister. We had
hundreds of them, and she just split them all up.
And I guess over time, I've spent some and then

(12:35):
now I just have this bag and I'm like, I
don't want some strip coin money for sure, Corona on
those coins. That's when I got rid of them. Well,
congratulations on your windfall of money. Okay, cool, that's it.
I do have. What I think's interesting is I do have.
And you know how you can screen record like you

(12:57):
hit recording your screening and records? What are you doing?
Has that it app? Or how do you do that?
Minds an app? Oh? I see people do it? Mind's
an app? Right, it's an option on your phone. Oh
it is on a new phone. Let me see your phone.
I don't show you. I'm not touching yours. But you
take the right the right corner of the screen and
drag it down. Uh huh did you just come down. Yeah,
like this here got it? Okay? Do you see this

(13:17):
button has a circle in a big circle in the middle. Yeah,
that's that. That's what that is. Oh wait, show me
yours again. It looks like a house. No circle, mind's
a house. It looks just like that though, but see
it's a house. What does that mean if you don't
have it on there? No, if you don't have it
on there, you can go into your options and get
it on there. Okay you can, all right, I don't

(13:38):
have it, Well, so tell me what I do when
I get it. Well, I was gonna say I screenshotted
when I said, hey, what do you like on the show?
I did a live thing of looking through a lot
of them. Yeah, that I'll post on my Instagram story.
Oh cool. I'm always so jealous of people that do that.
Is that how you do it? I don't. I see it,
and I like it doesn't mean I'm gonna go research
how I do it. I just be like, we'll figure

(13:59):
it out one day, like today. What's wrong with you? Okay? Um, yeah,
here we go. I think that's it. Thank you guys
for chilling being here with us. Filling Yeah. Kyle from
Nashville Golden Coin. Why did you write that on the screen?
Mic got it? Oh, we just call Himkyle the Coin Guy,

(14:23):
Amy's new bff. They went to dinner together. Even at dinner,
I'm like, what up, Kyle the Coin Guy met his wife.
She's super sweet, great family. Um, Okay, we're gonna go.
Here is Tuesday's show. Enjoy and thank you guys for
hanging out with us. Stop it. Congrats, Bobby Bones, you're

(14:44):
ACM win ACM grats Bobby Bonpete of the Year, baby Win,
Love you show, Welcome to the show. Got a Tuesday

(15:09):
show for you that I'm so proud of. Morning Studio Morning.
Let's see what's happening in everyone's life, and our segment
called what's the hats? Hey, what's that? Well, I'm gonna
go first, and I'm gonna recommend these because my dog
had this humongous growth on the side of his head
and he's still battling it. I don't know if he
got bit or he was eating something and it's infected

(15:31):
his job, but his head is swollen up. So I
have to give him these pills once every twelve hours.
And I used to take a pill and stick it
in like a little piece of meat or taking a stick,
a little piece of bread. But they have these things
called pill pockets for dogs. You ever had this, Yeah,
they're amazing. It's basically a little cup and you put
the pill in it, you seal it and it's a treat.
But it holds pills. Oh that's cool. Makes it so

(15:51):
much easier. Because what my dog does, he goes without
the pill pocket. He'll take it and eat all around
it and then go and spit the pill out. And
I'm like, how did you do that? It's pretty amazing
how they do that. So pill pockets for dogs have
worked for me as I'm fighting back whatever, this infection
in my dog's head is all right, little recommendation, what's that? Amy?

(16:14):
So I just want to shout out to my husband
for completing this like month long face cream situation for
some skin cancer he had on his face. So, like
earlier this year, he had to get his face totally
cut open and surgically removed some stuff, and he had
this huge scar, but it already looks so much better.
And then the doctor told him he had to basically
burn his face off with this cream, which it looked

(16:35):
like a burn victim the guy on Batman, Harvey Dent
whose face gets burnt. Yeah, face was really burnt, his
entire face and it was just peeling off and peeling off.
And now he's like rounding the corner. His face is
almost totally healed, and he looks like ten years younger.
Oh yeah, so he said it was like face. I

(16:57):
was talking to him. We were playing racketball, and he
said it was like chemo cream for your face and
all of the skin. It was rough. It was hard
not to stare right, And I mean, obviously it was
to get rid of like the sun damage and to
prevent things turning into what he had to have surgically removed.
And it was prescribed. But I'm like, I get give
us on that top it because it looks could you

(17:19):
use it though and it be good for you? Yeah?
I have some damage? Okay, No, I'm saying serious. Yeah,
I think in all seriousness it could. Yes, I think
you could. You just put it on like normal cream
and then it'll do that magic, I mean my magic. Again,
it looks like it's I mean, I felt horrible for him.
Some parts of his face were like black and then
it was peeling forever, but he still kept up with

(17:40):
his social life. I was like, go you. I would
hide out, but go you. One point in our show,
Amy goes before the show and she goes to this
mall Kiosk and they do one of those They were free.
They were giving it away for free. What was it?
It was a chemical bell. She couldn't talk. The next
day she came out on the show. She was like,
as our say anything. I was so irritated. You were

(18:03):
so mad at me because obviously, and when we laugh
or do anything fun, I couldn't because my face and
I was like, stop making me laugh because if my
face would crack and blithe it was so bad. I
mean I did. I did regret it, but I was like, Bobby,
if you were me, you could not pass that up.
It was free. There's three two things that annoy me.
When lunchbox parties that comes back with a blown voice,
or when Amy goes and does something with their face

(18:25):
because I'm like, guys, you haven't earned from you have
a job. Yeah I didn't know. I didn't you know
you're going to go home for like three days of it. Anyway,
that was back when I was in my twenties. Two.
I mean I probably didn't even need a chemical feel.
What's the heck lunchbos. I think hospitals need to have

(18:47):
VIP rooms for when celebrities go in, like if you
get hurt or if you're having a baby. Because when
we went in to have a baby, all these people
want to stop by the room, nurses coming in, checking
on my wife, bringing their friends, and I can't even
go down to the cafeteria without people stop me, Oh hey, lunchbox,
how the delivery go. It's like, guys, I am just
trying to be here with my wife have our baby

(19:10):
in peace, and I don't know how we do it.
They should have a celebrity wing where you have to
have special credentials to get in, Like that place at
the airport. What's it called where all the the presidential lounge.
Not a celebrity thing. Yeah, it's a status because I
fly all the time and because on miles I get
to go and it's it's normal, folks. What's in there?
Nothing bread and cheerios. It's like cheerios and juices and

(19:35):
people there's a barky. But for me because I fly
so much and I have all these miles, like on delta.
I'm a plat diamond, so what it is? I go
in there, but it's not a celebrity thing. There are places, though,
where celebrities do get to go, like special entrances and
ballets and airports. Say, that's what I'm talking about. Hospitals
need to have these, they need like pay for sure,

(19:57):
they might for actual Celebrits. You just don't helt. Yeah,
and you're not an actually familiar with that life, right, Yeah,
what's the hat, Eddie. I played a game this past
weekend called Duckpin. It's like bowling, miniature bowling, So the
ball is the size of like a softball, and the
pins are little bitty pins at the end, and the

(20:17):
I guess the lane is probably about half the size
of a real bowling lane. Guys. It was a blast,
like I love real bowling. But man, I wasn't sore.
The ball didn't hurt my arm, Like I could have
played ten games and been fine. I saw you on
your Instagram story playing that, and all I thought was
for sure Corona. You were for sure holding the ball,
you were for sure getting Corona. It's just so jo.

(20:37):
Why do you think that right now? Oh my god,
I think with everything. Yeah, yeah, because anywhere you go,
Corona's gonna come for you. Play Raimondo, here we go,
everywhere you go, everywhere you go, coronavirus. Yeah, well I
I haven't gotten inspin two days and I haven't gotten

(20:59):
for those don't know. That's the gym Blossoms And that's
the original song Let's follow you down? Is that an oldie?
It's an oldie from the nighties. Played again, Raimundo, everywhere
you go, coronavirus. Thank you very much. Let's get going here.
That's what's the HAPs ay, what's the hack? Here's the

(21:23):
Bobby Bones Show podcast highlight segment of the day. So
let me share a story with you, Amy. And that's
this guy walking around and he had a pair of old,
beat up shoes and I love shoes. I noticed shoes
on everybody. I love shoes. One of the things that
if I were to have to cut back first, i'd
probably be what I spend too much money on. And

(21:45):
I I know it's got a lot going on in
his life. And I would see him where these shoes
all the time, if he was working, if he was
you know, playing, and I would just go, man, one day,
I think today is that day. Because Eddie wears the
same beat up ship, I bought him these air Backs.
Sang it, dude, I thought you're talking about some stranger.
I know, show Amy, Amy, he wears the basketball he

(22:08):
wears them to like he's got a lot going on.
They're dirty, there's no where he goes. He didn't. They're
my favorite shoes. And you know who got them for me?
Did for my birthday. I also got you another pair
of different Wow. Well I just see him win the
same shoes all the time. Here you come over, here
you get I like these shoes though, I know, but
these are another pair of Airmax. Well that's amazing. Just

(22:32):
like well, they're not just like the ones you got,
they're an updated version of that. Let's see open them up. Oh,
those are awesome. We were playing basketball Amy and Eddie. Listen,
he's got four kids, he's got a lot going on
right now. I'm gonna find those ses are amazing. And
he was playing basketball in the same shoes that he
does everything else. And I was like, dude, are you

(22:52):
everything good? It's like I got a lot going on. Dang,
that's amazing, Thank you. These are really cool. But you know,
like if I wear these, and I like them. I'm
gonna wear them every day. Ship, But that's okay, okay,
it's okay. It's just I know you gotta lot happen
in your life. Let me, I'll take care of the shoes.
Dang dude, Thank you man. I didn't know you guys
knew that I wore the same shoes every time. Well,

(23:13):
and one of the same shoes every day's not a
big deal. Yeah it doesn't. But like to exercise and
work out in and then we're you know, doing shows
and traveling and here and yeah, and also they're disgusting. Wow, yeah,
those are really colorful, so the dirtiness won't show up
on the ones you're wearing right now are white kind
of gray now. And you know, I don't know where
I was, but I think I stepped on thorn so
that I flattened the air part, so my left one's flat.

(23:35):
He's warning them to a nice events. It's the same
dirty shoes. Anyway, There you go. Awesome, thanks man. Thought
I knew you love air Max hasn't thought about you.
Thank you man. There you go. Happy birthday. That's my birthday.
It's crazy that's later this month. That means you're going
to get something wrong. Wow, I mean wear these out
real quick. Amy's birthday is the eighteen. M Eddie's birthday

(24:00):
is the twenty first, correct, Boy, you guys got a
couple of them. The mine's a second and then the
April second. We're all wham bam bam. Amy had a
meeting yesterday. By my birthday. I asked Amy. I was like,
what are you gonna do for your birthday? Because she
turned thirty nine this year and she's like, you know what,
not gonna be a big deal this year, but for
forty you can. I'm I'm gonna wrest some with Hubb cars.

(24:21):
They don't haven't invent any yet. I would just fly
all over the city. Yeah, they haven't invented them yet,
but they're frobably gonna be out where do that? Big
three stories produce the Raymundo from the Glass room with
the news Raymundo, what you got? President Donald Trump unveiled
the first stage of the coronavirus help for the economy.
He said, there's gonna be helped for outurly workers. She's
not gonna be penalized for being off work if you

(24:41):
feel sick. And there's also going to be crisis loans
for small businesses if you're affected by the coronavirus with
your employees and staff. More news related to the virus.
Coachella has been postponed until October because of the increase
in coronavirus cases. And finally, in airline news, disruptive passengers
were removed the United Airlines flight to Newer after they

(25:02):
became upset about another person coughing and sneezing on them.
The plane had to be diverted to Denver International Airport.
Show Ramondo is getting married on October twenty fourth, Is
that right you? And so I know your girlfriend was
going back. Your fiance, sorry, fiance was going back because
she fought breast cancer. She's going back for her final test. Yeah.

(25:24):
So she got her final tests to blood work done
and then she got fat removed from her thighs and
put in her breast so that she has that same
figure that she used to have, that same confidence. And
so she's all geared up for the wedding dress now
because she kind of wanted to go risk gay with
the dress. And so even getting the double mass deck
to me, she thinks she's been able to pull it off. Now, okay,
let's walk through this a bit slow. Yeah, yeah, sorry,
your girlfriend, when did she get breast cancer? Your fiance?

(25:46):
Oh my goodness, when did your fiance get breast cancer?
Twenty eighteen, so two years ago. And you guys went
through that. Jeff fought it hard, and that was her
final test, final test. But you still have blood work
for the rest of your life every three months, and
then it spaces out to every six months. Was she
nervous going in? Oh? Every time? Yeah, she gets crazy anxiety.
And so the results came back totally positive. Positive is

(26:09):
in good news? Great news, right, And so then tell
me about this. They take fat from where Yeah, so, um,
with the breast cancer, with the rebuild of her breast,
she they have to actually take fat from her legs.
So it's very difficult for her to walk. She's really sore,
and they put it in her chest, so that she
ended up having almost the exact same figure that she
used to have even before breast cancer. And I've told her,

(26:30):
I mean, in clothes you can't even tell she had
breast cancer, which is crazy. So has she already had
this done or she having it down? So she just
had it done and it was the she may need
one more touch up, but she thinks for this, I mean,
she's going pretty revealing with the wedding dress. She think
she's been able to pull it off, and nobody will,
you know, even be able to see anything. Have you
seen the wedding dress. I haven't. I don't think I'm

(26:51):
allowed to. You're not supposed to. Yeah. I saw the
backups and those were unbelievable. I was like, well, how
did you not choose any of these? But the Yeah,
the one she'll we'll always show it to friends. We're
at a restaurant, I go to the bathroom and say,
oh my gosh, look at my wedding dress to all
that everybody else. And then but I'm the one that
hasn't seen it. Yeah, are you pumped? So excited? Yeah?
And she find I mean she has her confidence back. Yeah,
she's ready to dominate it. I saw her tweet about

(27:14):
her going in for those blood tests. Yep, I'm glad
to hear it that they came back all negative but positive,
positive news and negative results. Correct. Yeah, I kind of
said it wrong. Sorry, I knew it. You meant yeah, yeah, dang,
your wedding is gonna be awesome for many reasons. Yeah.
I mean there's so much going on too, but for
the most part, her dad or mom, her, they're pretty

(27:34):
much the point people. I just hang in the back
and I tell her like, hey, do you want me
to update the website? Do I need to add something
to the registry. That's about it. We're people squatting on
somebody your registry items. Yeah, So they would block the
registry items. And my girlfriend or fiance was able to
figure it out, and she called Amazon and said, hey,
these people aren't actually buying it, They're just claiming they're
buying it on another website and then not sending it
to us. So like twenty items, then we're put back

(27:56):
on our website. Are you getting gifts already? Oh? Here
again it's a plugas website. Go and Ray and bay
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Wedding still accepting gifts all right? There it goes coming
from the Bass Pro Shops and Cabella Studio on Music Row.
It's the Bobby Bones Show. Chuck Norris turns eighty today,

(28:16):
known for his role as Walker Texas Ranger. Here's a
clip of the TV theme to Walker Texas ranger. Would
you guys know this? Nope, Nope, not at Nope. The
unsuspected stranger now that better I'm talking, doesn't do it
wrong from right? Okay, what we're gonna do is I'll
play you a classic TV theme song, just name the

(28:37):
show on lunchbox, Eddie, Here we go, song number one.
I started from this part part this tiny ship sailing

(28:58):
my passengers sail all right, Amy, you're at first? What
is that? Gilligan's Island, watch box, Gilligan's Island, Eddie, Gilligan's Island.
Everybody is still in one. Here we go number two.
I bet we've been together for a million years, and

(29:22):
I bet we be together for a million more. It's
like I started all the night weeks and I can't
remember before everybody, what do we do befit without love?

(29:43):
Everybody's so confused. I mean, I know I've heard it.
I feel like I have an actress in my head. Nothing.
You can't love the food even with your thing. I can't.
I can't withou Hello this part here, okay, around the room, Amy,

(30:07):
something like moonlight, something like moonlight. There no the answers moonlighting,
but it's something like that. It sounds like Charles in Charge,
but I put wings Moonlighting in correct. Nobody gets that?
What is it? That is family ties? Michael J. Fox?

(30:30):
All right, here we go. Name this one. Name that
classic TV theme song. Here's your hint before we were
all born. Maybe not, Eddie, h I think I'm thinking

(31:07):
of it. I'm for the wind, all right, Aby, welcome home, surely.
I used to watch four five episodes at a time.
We'll welcome Charley. I just couldn't get enough. Welcome home, Charley,

(31:28):
Welcome back, lunch Box, the Partridge Family for Dallas. That's wrong.
What is it? Taxi? That's it? Oh my god? Than much?
Watch Taxi all the time. I knew I recognized the thing,
but no, I would have never guessed Taxi. Thank you
very much, Thank you for giving much. Drink you, thank
cool very much. Let's do name this one right here,

(32:09):
named that classic TV theme. Let's see what show Amy
comes up with this time. I'm gonna go with Lancelot Jones.
Just use his words, Amy Frozan Now school times, Eddie,
Sandford and Son? Nice? Come on? Wait? What did you say?

(32:36):
Sandford and Son? All right, here's one more named this
one we're expecting. Come on, everybody like Swedish. I'm love boat, Yes, Eddie,

(33:06):
love boat nice on the water, you grat you lectures
flit that song? Who you want to see? If you
had known the other ones? Eddie? Come on, um, okay,
here's this one right here? What's this one here? Mindy nice? Legit? Okay,

(33:32):
what about this one right here? Love this one? Nice?
All right? This one right here? X files nice. You're
running them, you're running the table fire all right. This
is the last one. Eddie. Yeah, yeah, one of my favorites. Cops. Yeah, nice?

(33:54):
Who nice playing Eddie? Thank you man. You want to
shout out? Shout out somebody, shout shout out the guy
that came up to me at church. I was like, hey,
what's your winning song that you do you play every
time you win? That's my THEO FUFI song, So shout
out to that. I don't remember his name. To him,
you know who you are. Bob at Bombshell is the
latest from Nashville and Tullywood Morgan. Number two thirty second

(34:18):
Skinny Reba McIntyre is kicking off her first headlining tour
since two thou and eleven on March twentieth, and she's
excited to get back out on the road with her
special guest, Kaylee Hammock. I'm really excited that Kaylee Hammock
is going to be out on a new tour with me.
I haven't done a tour in several years, and it's
gonna be a lot of fun. Two redheads. What are

(34:39):
you talking about? It's gonna be a blast. We're gonna
have fun. NBC is bringing back song Land for a
second season, and artists who will consider songs on the
show this year include Lord Georgia, Line, Lady Naemlam, and
Martina McBride. The show starts back up on April thirteenth.
Keith Urban looks forward to seeing his fans connect with
his songs on tour. Seeing people will connect to the

(35:00):
music is the absolutely, hands down biggest reward for me,
especially when you go to a place you've never been
to before and it's all these people, I mean lots
of people that they've never met, a single one of them,
and his singing to every wood, I'm Morgan number two.
That's your game. It's time for the good news. John

(35:22):
Schreiner he's a high school student, but ever since he
was a young boy, he's made it a point to
stand up for his classmates and protect them from bullies.
So his classmates for years noticed this and said, you
know what, let's try to get him a scholarship. There's
a scholarship called Empowered Kindness Scholarship. And they were like,
he can totally qualify for this. So they went behind
his back. They applied, they got it. But how they

(35:44):
presented the check was really cool. It was Jim class
and he thought him no, no, no, no, it was
Jim class. He thought he was just gonna play kickball.
He shows up and the whole schools there and they're like,
here's your check. School. Yeah, say the word. It starts
with the bee again. What's that? Bulliescuse me? Bullies? Okay,
like bully, That's what it sounded like. The parson because

(36:04):
he goes, you know what, he proticts a lot of booties.
Sometimes you'll put your Hispanics somewhat fake because you don't
say any word like you're speaking Spanish, and you'll be like,
so today I was walking down the street and I
thought i'd have a Testada. Like it's crazy because my
parents they still speak Spanish, you know, so when I

(36:26):
talk to them on the phone. I speak to them
in English, them in Spanish. So I think a lot
of these words still kind of stick in my brain.
I always understand everything they're saying everything. Okay, so you
you can comprehend, but you just can't speak flint. I
just don't practice it. So when I say bullies, I'm like,
but don't are you faking it a little bit? Because
once we had wait, we had an intern go to
Hawaii and she came back from Hawaii. She was gone

(36:47):
for like a week, and all of a sudden she
was just naturally, according to her, saying aloha to everything.
And she'd be like, oh sorry, I just I forget
where I am. Yeah, like you're out of your mind. No.
Sometimes it's when I sit here, like last names. I
want to respect him by calling him like Rodriguez instead
of Rodriguez. But you would not say it like that
to me off the air, correct. I would never do that. Okay,

(37:08):
So anyways, shout out, what's his kid's name? Again? His
name is John Schreiner, John Schreiner, shout out from all
of us. That's what it's all about. That was tell
me something good boy today. This story comes us from
how old New York. A man was working at Pizza
Hut and he was like, how can I get a raise.
I know what I'll do. I'll fake a robbery, act

(37:30):
like I beat up the robber and the guy will
give me a raise. So he said, calls please, hey,
there was a robbery. I beat up the guy and
he fled. No money, So they put the whole city
on lockdown. Two hours searching. They review the cameras and
no guy ever came in. And he had I mean,
I know they were cameras in the store. You have
to disable the camera. You have to put a mask on,
come in, disable the cameras, take the mask off. He's

(37:51):
a bonehead. Yeah, And he told the cops I was
really just hoping he would give me a raise because
I defended his pizza hut. Did he get the race? No?
And yeah, it's a loss all around. I'm munch boxed
out your bone head story of the day. The big
debate is where you keep your ketchup in the fridge,

(38:12):
in the cupboard, or in either one. Now, if there's
ever an option with me, period, it goes in the fridge.
If it's effort debatable, it goes in the fridge. And
ketchups in the fridge, mustards in the fridge. I don't
keep much out of the fridge, just in case. So
I'm I'm a fridge ketchup guy. You all the time, Fridge,

(38:33):
Fridge all the way, Team Fridge. Does anyone keep it
out of the fridge. I keep the ketchup in the
pantry because when you go to a restaurant, it's sitting
on the table, like that's gross. The restaurants go through
it fast. Oh good point too. Now, Yeah, so I
don't get putting in the I but I see it
a restaurant on the table, so it tells me that
it's safe to be on the table. So I put

(38:53):
it in the pantry. Man, if there's a food and
it can be stored in the fridge, I just tend
to lean toward the fridge, Eddie, Oh fridge, no doubt
about it. The article says there's no need to keep
Catchup in the fridge. Not only does it contain vinegar,
but tomatoes are naturally acidic, and this helps preserve the
product in room temperature conditions for how long I don't know.

(39:17):
But I just like cold catch up. Yeah, like a
hot fry with cold catch up and mustard the same way.
But anyway, I just saw online and wondered how you
guys thought. So it's three to one, three fridges one cupboard.
By the way, there's not a wrong answer. Also, who
says coboard and who says pantry? I just said it.
I don't say either one. I say shelf. I don't.

(39:39):
I don't say covered or pantry. That's why fantsy people say,
I don't know if those are arkansasting. No, I don't
say either one. I would just say I leave it.
You know what I say. Do you leave it on
the counter or you put in the frigerator? Yeah, that
would be what I would say. I have a closet
that I guess as a cupboard or a pantry in
my Kitchen's like, there's this closet over here with shelves, clothing.
It's the food closet. I've put towels in there, But

(40:03):
I do when I say and if I get something
out of it, I go to the closet to get
it out. Oh, it's the pantry. I think it's okay.
It's not fancy to say pantry. Bobby struggles with fancy things.
It's not fancy to stay pantry the food closet. I'm
pretty good food closet though. Okay, I got a refrigerator
in a food closet, Bobby. So, so Hillary works in
our glassroom. We call her a utility Hillary because she

(40:25):
does so many things for the show. And she sent
me this article says principal requires students to send her
photos in their prom dress for approval to wear at
the prom. Now we'll talk about the story in a second,
But this happened to you at your school. Yeah, this happened.
We had to get our dresses approved before prom. And
how did you get him approved? So we had to
actually bring the dress to school and try them on

(40:47):
and get him approved. Not even a picture. You had
to try it on. Yeah, we had to try them on. Wow,
that definitely does not happen back in the day with us.
But ify things just get a little more risque. Did
you have any issue your dress? So when I went
and brought it to the school, it got approved. But
when I showed up to prom, this was my senior prom,
another teacher came up to me and told me my

(41:09):
dress was inappropriate and she wanted to send me home.
What kind of school did you go to? It was
a private Christian school, And so how long did the
dress have to be? Like, couldn't show have the ankle
or what full ankle was a no go? It was
it had to be full length, and so mine was
and mine had a small like dip in the front.
And I am a little larger chested than most girls.
But to them it was inappropriate and it wasn't at all. Wow.

(41:33):
So what do you think about this principal saying cind
a photo of your prom dress for approval. I find
it sad because I'm twenty seven now. That was like
almost ten years ago, and I still kind of am
affected by because there was other things I'd get in
trouble for it, like I couldn't wear Cammys tank tops.
And so when you focus so much on that and
point that out to girls, I feel like it has

(41:53):
such an effect on what they think about themselves. I
can't imagine not wearing a cammy a cam I think
it's a camera song, like the yeah is that what
it stands for? Yeah? Yeah, I know it's like well
in Hillary's I didn't have an issue with that in
my chest area at all, but like Jessica Simpson references

(42:15):
that in her book, like she would perform at churches
or like different things because she was grew up in
the church and was a Christian singer. And just because
she was bigger chested, she got she got put in
this like uncomfortable place where she's like, I'm just dressing
like literally all the all the other girls in my
greater dressing. But she had that they were like, well,
you can't go on stage unless you put a big
blazer over yourself or you wear a vest. So she

(42:36):
would wear like a lot of vests. Well, I'm gonna
read this article here. In Shreveport, Louisiana, new principal Kim
Pendleton said that she sent a text out going, hey, everybody,
you need to send me a picture of the dress
you're gonna wear it for the April prom. The lengthy
text outlined rules for female students and boys presumed female

(42:57):
off campus dates. But by the way, no rules for
the boys. Here's the thing, though, if you gotta throw
rules on the girls, you gotta throw rules on the boys,
even if it doesn't make sense. Yeah, you know, like
maybe I want to word chaps back, no chaps, no
Butler's chap well, and then too, if they approve it
before you get there, then the memo needs to go
out every dress year has been approved, so that someone

(43:19):
like Hillary doesn't show up thinking they're fine and then
gets called out at the dance. I have no problem
with the rule if it stated early, yeah, and then
everyone has to follow it, right. If this is a
school rule, I'm okay with it, and then if you
don't like it, you try to get it changed for
the next year. I also I'm okay with it because
it's a female principle saying if there's a dude principle
going all right, ladies, send me all your dresses, then
they're probably an issue there. Yeah, good point, good point.

(43:43):
But I just thought it was crazy that this happened
to Hillary when she was ten years ago. Yeah. This
is a public school, right that this is happening at
though Southwood High School? Yeah, mine is private and so
so Yeah, Hillary's makes a little more sense because of
a private Christian school. This is a public school. Amy thoughts.
I think it's fine as long as I stick with it,
and like you said, maybe make it like for everybody.
Let's just make it a blanket thing you've got to

(44:04):
before you show up. You have to your outfit has
to be approved, male or female. Let's just us and girls. Yeah, okay,
there you go, Hillary, Thank you for your story. Thank
you appreciate that show. So what are you really really
bad at? Like hilariously bad? A depth perception that's a

(44:25):
funny one, like with my body and my car? Not
moving objects like walking like yeah, walking running like I
constantly have bruises or I hit things. Never other moving things.
It's stuff that's just still like I run into it
or with my car or my body. Do you think
that it's just you not paying attention though? No, I

(44:46):
think my depth perception is off because I also have
add a lot where I can't keep your attention. So
I think it's probably just an attention thing. Could be that. Okay,
so I'm bad at having my attention kept. About handwriting?
Oh yeah, and drawing. I can't draw anything. There are

(45:07):
six and seven year olds I can do both. Can
write better than me and draw better than me. No skill,
no sense whatsoever. Because you're creative too, can't draw a
dang thing? Yeah, lunchbox, Oh it's staying on beat. I
just can't you. I can clap along too a song
and I'm way off rhythm. Just I just don't get it.
I can't do it. It's true, Eddie, mine's math. Like,
I know a lot of people are bad at math. No,

(45:28):
I'm bad at math, like even if I'm just doing
regular adding up, Like I love to gamble, but when
I do over like a certain amount of scoring and
I look at the scores, I'm like, oh, well, I
don't know what's ninety eight plus sixty two. I don't know,
could you be? And I'm asking this honestly dyslexic, No,
because I don't read dyslexic. I don't do anything like that.
It's just there's many different forms. I wonder if you

(45:49):
look at numbers and it just comes across as mush.
If there's some sort of like like learning disability that
you never addressed early. Possibly I always like to blame
it on my education back home, but I don't know
if that's it either, because like I took geometry algebra,
and I'm telling you bones I learned nothing. I don't
even know how I passed it. I think my teachers
were just like poor Eddie, he just doesn't know math.

(46:12):
Pass them because I'm severely color blind and I just
dark colors all looked. This is like a much to me,
not something I control. Yeah, so I wonder if there's
something there with numbers to you, I'm gonna I'll look
into that. Do you know your timetables? Though? No, how
do we get I know the fives and the two
eight times six thirty seven? All right, thank you? Now
how do we get tested for that? Now? Amy wants

(46:34):
in on the dyslexia. The number it's the real thing.
Like I have friends that are super successful that struggled
in school, and they were like, I just couldn't get
it because it wasn't that I wasn't putting in the work.
It was like, I just it was like reading a
different language, yea, and then expecting you to go, Okay,
take this test, but you're like, I don't even know
how to study it because that was a different language. Exactly. Well,
I just didn't know there's different forms a bit. Because
reading I don't have a problem at all, But with numbers,

(46:55):
I mix them up. And so I'm like, I never
knew that was a thing. So Eddie and I should
maybe go take a test. Hey, ask scuba Steve we
can find a place to send them love it because
I would. I think all seriousness of it would be
good for some of our other listeners, kids and adults
to know that if you guys came back with or
without it, that I think that would be great. I
found some online test for you, Eddie. Yea, yeah, we'll

(47:17):
see if we can find him at place. Yeah, okay,
I don't trust online thought at Google. Yeah, Morgan number two?
What are you bad? Bad at pronouncing words? I mess
up words all the time and words are really simple
to most people. I don't know why I just can't
pronounce them. You're Samy's pile of stories. So I have
the most extensive item ever sold at Costco. Oh, I

(47:40):
saw this the diamond. Yeah, six hundred thousand dollars on
a diamond at Costco. Now, last year someone bought a
ten carrot diamond engagement ring at Costco for four hundred
and twenty thousand, and that's the previous record. And someone
just went a love and beyond that. And then I
see people going, why would you spend this kind of
money at Costco on a ring? Because, well, I guess
I may have a specific diamond that you're looking for

(48:02):
I don't know. I've never been in a diamond store
like looking for I've been because we have clients and sponsors,
like I've been there like learning how the jewelry thing works,
But I've never been personally looking for a diamond. But
what I read about this was they must have had
some specific shape and some specific exact requirement that that
place had, well, six hundred thousand dollars for a diamond.

(48:24):
A lot of that's so much, all right? What else?
So thumbing is keeping you from getting hit on or
maybe even just making friends. And if you're like, well,
what's thumbing? It's basically how we're now attached to our
phones even more bored we're in public, we're constantly down
and you're just scrolling and swiping on your phone with
your thumbs. And it's an easy way to pass the time,

(48:45):
but it gives you. It puts off the vibe that
you're busy and you're not approachable. So next time, if
you're in public and you want someone to come and
talk to you, think you're available, like put the phone down.
Well then what do you do? You stare at the wall? Yeah, well,
what did we use to do? Like what didn't read
a book. I mean, I don't know those times. I'm
like funny too, Morgan, Are you dating anybody at all? No,

(49:09):
I'm really not. Do you thumb yourself a lot over
in the corner, like just play with my thumbs and
like the p on the phone like look at apps
and stuff. Yes, I mean I'm like swiping all the time,
just kind of Do you feel like that shuts off
guys from coming to talk to you because you're so
busy thumbing? Probably? What do you say? Stop? You just

(49:30):
said that was the story. Oh it is, But I
just feel like you like asking somebody if they thumb
I do. It's a pretty fun term. Like right now
I'm thumbing myself. See right now they want to walk
out to me. I'm busy thumbing right, sporty. It's funny.
But do you understand what she's saying. Do you feel
like that we'll shut off people or not? I mean,
it definitely doesn't open me to people. I'm not being
like perceptive. If people are looking at me, I'm just

(49:52):
like down in my phone ignoring life. I would say
that if if I wouldn't think that would hold people
back from talking to me. If I'm on the phone.
So we used to do that fake thing where we
would put it up to our ear Oh yeah, now
what I'll do sometimes though it I'll do fake FaceTime
because I'm next level, and I'll put the phone up
and be like yeah yeah man, and I'll walk through
like I'm on FaceTime with them, and they keep the
angle away from the person I'm trying to hide the

(50:14):
fact that I'm not on FaceTime with earbuds now or
the wireless ones like people. Well, for girls, our hair
covers it and you can be on the phone and
nobody thinks you're on the phone and they start talking
to you and you're like, sorry, what new generation bluetoo?
Yeah yeah, yeah right? What else? So this dad kicked
a bully out of his daughter's sleepover at one am.
He kind of got this vibe from her the whole time,

(50:35):
from the moment she arrived. She didn't really have good manners,
was a little disrespectful. Then when his daughter would open gifts,
she would comment negatively on every present, and then around
one in the morning he realized she was just like
a party. It's like a fun sucker, like she was
sucking all the fun out she was sending his daughter
text messages saying the party was lame and she wished
she could go home. So he went got her at

(50:55):
one am. He said, you know what, her do you
want to go home? I just called your mom's coming
to pick you up. Wow. And so he posted it
on Reddit and a lot of people are weighing in,
and some people think he probably just made the situation
a lot worse for his daughter. So now it's like,
did he do the right thing kicking her out? Or
she could just let it go because now his daughter
has to go back to school and she's like, her

(51:16):
dad's the one that kicked the girl out of the party.
What is your take? You have her mom at two kids. Yeah,
I feel like I would. I would take her home.
I'd be like, hey, I heard you just sent my
daughter a message that you're the party's lame and you
want to go home, So I called your mom. I
feel like that's what I would do. But I would
hope it wouldn't have any negative repercussions against her, and
if it did, I would explain to her like, you
don't want to be friends with those people anyways. I

(51:38):
think that's right. I think if some of the toxic.
You get it out of your circle period whenever you can,
as soon as you can, the best way possible. So
I agree with you on that one, all right, anything else, Yeah,
I'm Amy. That's my pile. That was Amy's pile of stories.
It's Time for the Good News by Lisa Menzies was

(51:58):
out of town when or three year old Olden retriever
Catcher got outside. A contractor was doing work on the
house and left, and the wimblew the door open, so
the dog, like dogs doom, made a run for it.
The whole thing was captured on her doorbell camera, along
with a special delivery from FedEx. A FedEx driver saw
Ketcher the dog outside, stopped, grabbed him, saw his tag,

(52:20):
reached out to the number. Nobody answered, but knew where
to take the dog because he address was on the tag,
and then the camera footage shows him taking Ketcher back home,
opening the door because it was already partially opened, and
then shutting the door behind it and saving the dog.
That's awesome. I'm often scared about that while my dog
is that someone's gonna leave the gate open because I'll

(52:40):
just let him go at night, and I try to
make sure the gate's always closed, but I don't want
him to sneak out. My dog is pretty good, though.
He likes to get out the front door, like when
I leave in the morning. It's tough, but he don't.
He doesn't run away. He just likes to go out
and be at the car. He likes to get in
the car, so he doesn't like shoot for the woods.
But I often worry about the gate because he'll be
out there for thirty minutes sometimes. And also have a
pool in the backyard. Did you ever worry he goes

(53:03):
in there? If your workers go in and out the
back whenever they like go work on the pool or something. Well,
I don't really have a pool boy. Oh oh yeah,
yeah shirtless, but I have nobody to watch me. But
I do have like someone that comes on will like
mode the yard. Yeah, and so yeah, that's what I
worry about. The dogs slipping out. But shout out to

(53:23):
this this FedEx guy who did that awesome and it's
on doorbell camera. That's what it's all about. That was
tell me something good is good? Over to Amy with
the morning Corny. Here we go morning. What kind of

(53:49):
band plays snappy music? Huh? She's snapping and dancing right now.
She's really selling it right now. What kind of band
plays snappy music? A rubber band? That was the morning Corny.
I'm just laughing at her. You can tell when Amy

(54:09):
starts selling it with physical comedy that she was really
dip into the bottom. No, I like that one. Let's
go and talk to Kaylee in Louisiana. Hey, Kaylee, you're
on the Bobby Bones Show. How are you? Hey? I'm
doing good. How are y'all pretty good? Where do you
live in Louisiana? I was in Gonzala? Oh man, little

(54:31):
we're about twenty minutes, thirty minutes. Rage, all right, I
know where that is. Okay, we're gonna give you a
chance to win this game. We're gonna play what's that racket?
All right? So listen to the sound. If you can
name it, you win fourteen dollars. Are you ready? All right?
I'm ready to get rich? All right now we're getting
roasted by our listeners. All right, here's the sound. Okay,

(55:01):
can you name that sound? Kaylee and Gonzalez, Louisiana? Okay?
Is it one of those rubber chicken toys that you like?
Spit around and the noise comes out of its mouth.
A rubber chicken like one of those that you buy
at the joke store. Interesting, but yeah, you seezes with
the floppy neck and you go, can you squeeze it? Yes?

(55:23):
These comes out its mouth right, and he's like, out
the mouth, Well, holly crap, that's not it. Oh, I know,
I know, Well, I got a video fun Farewell, all right,
you'll have a great day. See you later, Dan, I'll

(55:44):
be up to fifteen bucks tomorrow. Scooba. Steve, our executive producer,
is out sick. Now, let me read you the note
he said this morning, because if you're here's the thing.
I like to be the one that freaks out about germs.
It's been my thing for years. I'm a germaphobe. When
I have to be the rational one, I don't like

(56:04):
it when it comes to germs, and I feel like
I have to be that right now. You've been the
irrational one for my whole life, and now here it
comes coronavirus and I have to be the rational one.
Going Okay, here are the two people that are lying
to you. The news and the White House are both
lying to you. Find your place in the middle. Because
that's where it is. It's like any argument. So but now,

(56:24):
but I think scoobazep has coronavirus. Great, Oh he wrote
staying home sick today, resting, drinking water. Oh no, that's it.
That's it. Out here we go. Who go woke up
sore throat in fever? Did you not read this? We don't.
We don't get it. That's the serious one, the fever.
Oh you guys aren't on this. That's why you were like, hey,

(56:47):
did you hear about scooze? But I was like, I
don't know where woke up with sore throat and fever.
I'm gonna stay home, rest, drink plenty of water and
get back to you. No, don't, don't get back to me.
I think I might have Corona from this email. Um.
And then I said, hey, all joking aside, you should
get a Corona test, mostly for the sake of the
rest of the show, just to know. So Scooba Steve's

(57:09):
out with corona. I mean, in my mind, the rational
one that's test im positive. But again, even if he
has it, he's not gonna die you. That's my point
with that, He's not gonna die. Um, but he probably
doesn't have it either. It's also weird. It's got to
be awkward for anyone with allergies right now to legitimately
have allergies because you're like s allergies. Abody's like, you know,

(57:30):
what's grona. I don't want to be running him. So, okay,
tomorrow you get a second shot at that secret sound
or what's that Rackett? I wonder fifteen. Yeah, I have
a friend and I was looking at him because he's
in radio. I wonder if he's even awake right now,
and he was doing they have like twenty thousand dollars

(57:51):
for their secret sound. Hey, can we see if we
can get ahold of Valentine in the morning? Yep, I
know I have a couple of their coh But I
was looking at their Instagram story and I think they
have like twenty thousand dollars they give away for theirs.
They just give away twenty grad I don't know how
we have fourteen dollars of your money. Yeah, it's not
even of the Let's see if we can get ahold

(58:11):
of him. He might be on the air. Okay, you
got a note from your kids school about Corona. Yeah,
they just wanted to make sure that we, as the parents,
we knew that they're going to continue to spend time
in classrooms discussing say practices like not sharing food and drinks,
keeping personal space, not touching face, handwashing, and then they

(58:33):
said that if your kid has been sick, like please
do not return them to school for twenty four hours
after a fever has broken or whatever contagious symptoms they
may have. It was almost a reminder to parents out there,
because I guess I'm sure sometimes parents they're they're desperate
or they think their kids fine and they're like, oh,
I'll just go to school. They're like, let's not do that. Well,
you know, some parents got to go to work. I know,

(58:54):
So I said desperate. I mean, I get it. So
they're canceling everything right that, Like here in town, colleges
are shutting down. I think. I don't think Vanderbilt goes
back for a month. A lot of tours I read
this morning are being affected to I think Pearl Jam
they canceled. They canceled their tour. Oh are you going Eddie?

(59:15):
Oh yeah, Nashvill they're coming here. I was for sure,
Now that's your favorite. So they've postponed it for now
Pearl jam Lets kick up their North American tour March eighteenth.
They postponed it. Richard Marks, Oh there's a good song
though you Oh Jamay Madonna canceled the rest of her dates.

(59:44):
Kiss canceled their Meet and Greets. Coachella and Stagecoach are
gonna move both festivals October. It looks like if they
haven't already, it looks like they're gonna move them. And
if they can't move them, they'll just cancel them. Man,
just a lot of unknown is why. There's a lot
of unknown. And you also don't want to be the
place where aybody gathers. And like in Austin, I mentioned

(01:00:07):
south By Southwest, they canceled it because they don't want
a bunch of people coming from all over the country
or world and bringing it into Austin. Because again, there's
just a lot of unknown about it. No one's no
one is saying everybody's gonna die of it, by the way,
No someone like me. By the way, I don't have
a spleen. Did you know how I'm considered? Am you no? Compromised?
But I ain't stopping. Yesterday I had a runny nose

(01:00:27):
a little bit and I think I'd beat coronavirus yesterday. No,
I think I looked it in the face and we did. What. Well,
this is a good point. You're missing an organ, but
I guess you don't need your spleen. But do you
need it if you have corona? Um? I feel like
I'm okay, but I don't have a spleen from a
surgery when I was younger. My girlfriend came to town
yesterday because she went back to grad school. So she's

(01:00:49):
been out of school for five or six years, and
she goes back and she's about to have her masters
and they have cut her school. They're like, no, we're good, No,
no school. She only goes twice a week. But they're like,
you know, school Wednesday, no school Saturday, we're done. Her
GEM closed her she lives at California. The stores are
empty for her life closed. So she's like, there's nothing
I can do here. So she came here yesterday, flew

(01:01:11):
over here, and she goes she's probably funnier than I am,
and she goes, I think I'm compromised. I have a
pre existing condition. I'm like, what happened? She goes, well,
on fifth grade head, he's an Inhaler for about a
month because I think that's probably one of those that
are at risk. I'm like, stop it, You're okay, You're fine,
You're okay. But you know, everybody is just trying to

(01:01:36):
figure out what to do because if it doesn't get us,
which whatever it is isn't going to, it'll get some
of us, and not even that bad, but the hysteria
around it is going to be what gets everybody. Meaning
stores are going to be empty, meaning the economy is hurting.
So one way or the other, we're going to get
got Ye, let's just hold on. I'll think canceling these

(01:01:58):
events is going to make a difference. Um sure, I
mean we don't know. Italy locked down the whole country yesterday. Yeah,
saw that sixty million people like all lockdown. So I
mean that means no school, no work. You can still
move around, but they're they're telling people be three feet
away from other people. There's no gatherings in Austin, which
I mean now we're doing a local thing for Austin.

(01:02:19):
A second ago, you can't have a group of over
twenty five hundred people. No, then you have to have
a special permissions. They've been canceled like until May first,
and you have to have special permission if you want
to gather. So everybody, just don't freak out. Just let
we'll get through it. Hopefully at the end of the
year we'll be like, remember when freaking coronavirus was the thing,

(01:02:39):
you know how that happens, Remember when mad cow will
hopefully in like three or four years, it'll be like
a reference to an old joke about something we blew
way up that didn't need to be blown. It may not,
it may not, but I feel like it will be.
But some people will get sick, you know, the old
and young. Like if they get another another disease, it's

(01:03:02):
gonna hurt them the worst. Um, you know, wipe your hands,
clean your hands. I went to Dollar General yesterday and
I know a Dollar General where they hide the soap
and I found it. Wow. Yeah, and I and it
wasn't on the shelf, but I know guy, and it's
the same practice we had when I was working on
hobby Lobby. Did you go to the back doors, you

(01:03:24):
go up on you know where the soap is, You
go on top of the whole shelf. And I was like, oh,
if they do it, we used to do a hobby
lobby and there it was, and I put it's on
my Instagram. Did you use a ladder or climb the shelf?
I climb the shelf. I know that always. Ma I
do that at the grocery store sometimes make it's so
nervous because I'm like, I'm gonna, I'm gonna pull this
whole thing down on top of me. Sometimes you just
don't have the choice. There's no soap or purel or

(01:03:48):
hand sanitizer anywhere easy like you can try to find it.
You can't even get it on eBay unless you want
to pay eighty bucks. Just use general hygiene practices more
so than you already were, if any. Hopefully this resets
us about how disgusting we are and let's just and
wipe your phone. We'll all get on your level all
the time. This is like your daily Well. I made

(01:04:08):
the joke that I feel like someone who had discovered
a band a long time ago in the band is
just not getting big and IM way back. Yeah yeah,
I was with Sanitizer back when they were just like
playing for ten people. All right, most people have at
least one best friend in their life. But what does
it take for someone to be elevated to best friend status.

(01:04:28):
First of all, Ammy, I'll just put you in this.
We'll see if you meet all these criteria. Okay, it
takes four years before someone can be considered a best friend.
You and I have known each other for oh, we've
known each other for fifteen or longer. The average person
says they need to share four different personal experiences with

(01:04:49):
someone before they can be considered a best friend. All right,
let's let's see if we've done this together. Go through
a traumatic experience yes, yeah, more than one, yeah, going vacation, yes, yes,
multiple road trip together. Yes, Garth Brooks Little Rock. Oh yeah,
Laddy went to Garth Brooks Lettle Rock. That's true. Um,
talk on the phone a lot, I say, you would

(01:05:12):
you talk a lot to me? I just go, oh boy.
Depends on how you can. Amy will talk to me
on the phone, and I'll put it on speaker and
I can mute it, or she can't hear me. I
can lay it down, have another conversation with someone else
in the road you don't, and then I can still
hear in the back girl on a conference call, and
then I can come back over to it. Catch the

(01:05:34):
very end to be like, I know, Amy, and then
you'd be like, I know, I can have too going
at the same time. Okay, I had no idea. I'm
showing loyalty, having each other's back. Yeah, a lot u
ask of advice. Oh yeah, yeah, do something spontaneous? Are
we spontaneous? I don't know if just generally you and

(01:05:56):
I are spontaneous people, right, text at least once a day? Yeah, yeah,
I would say average. Yeah, where do you see each
other every day? Anyway? So invite them to every party
you throw? Yeah? Yeah, I mean, dang, you guys are
best friends. Were basic, Yeah, we're basically bfff forever um.

(01:06:17):
But once someone's a best friend, people will do anything
for their best friend. Among the most common things BFFs
do for each other ready ready bail them out of jail,
of course, but you haven't, but I would, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah,
even if I, like, if your bond was way up there,
I'd rally the money. Right. If I was committed of
a crime and everyone's like, for sure he did it,

(01:06:38):
and you just felt, would you just go up and
stand up be like no way, yeah, because I would
think there's no way you did it. Travel across the country. Yeah, yeah,
we've done that though, um keep their secrets. Yeah, do
we have secrets? I know stuff that you told me that. Hey,
yeah about what? Well, I can't say good sand It's

(01:07:01):
a test bed forever right there. I almost said it
on the microphone for everybody to hear, everyone to hear.
Yeah we pass. Okay, we pass, but I mean both
ways on this test. But those are what what consider
a new a best friend. Apparently, rich people love eating

(01:07:23):
fast food as much as everyone else. According to a
new survey, seventy nine percent of adults in America eat
fast food at least once a week. The most popular
meal of the day for fast food is still lunch.
Let me say, here's the reason rich people love eating
fast food the same reason middle class and poor people
love eating fast food. Because it tastes awesome. May not
be the best for you, But what if today, let's

(01:07:44):
put today in the meter. You could have one fast
food meal today and it didn't matter. No calories, no,
no anything's happening to you, no, no bathroom issues. What
do you have? I'm getting a spicy chicken sandwich from
Chick fil A, no pickle waffle fries, and a diet

(01:08:04):
coke solid you still go diet without that. I don't
like the regular cook that tastes like this. Here's what
it tastes like to me. I love it, so that's yes.
I don't care what about you. If I got to
do any fast food meal, it would be a toss up. Today,

(01:08:27):
I love thin crust pepperoni pizza from Pizza High. Oh,
let's go good. It's just a I like it so
much that when you take the pepperoni off, you can
actually drink the grease for the pepperoni because the grease
the pepperoni grows up into a cup. It does, and
you take it. And that's how when I don't have
it often, but when I put a paper towel on top, no,

(01:08:49):
who why? Why? Like go for it? Go one hundred
or nothing? Okay um? Or maybe Popeye's chicken strips with
Mardy girl must like yeah, Popeyes with the mashed potatoes
and the brown gravy, and I like white gravy most places.
That's good with the biscuits Pizza Hut today, thin crust

(01:09:15):
like Chief's Kiss. Come on. I think we like this
food because it's what we had when we were kids.
Like A big treat was pizza, pepperoni pizza, and it
was the best. It's why I don't really appreciate really
great pizza because the big treat as a kid was
thin crusts pizza hut. And so to me, that's still

(01:09:36):
like a jewel. That's still what it's people. You know,
we get about people to come into the show. Celebrities.
I don't give a crap about them as celebrities, except
for the ones that were big when I was a kid. Yeah,
like when John Michael Montgomery comes in, I'm like, that's
so cool. When Black Crows came in, I'm looked, it's
so cool. But you know when Keith Urban and Luke

(01:09:59):
Bryan and these guys, I'm like, what's up, guy, that's
pretty cool. You got what you do. But you know,
but it's it's celebrities that we're big when you were
a kid, and we're a little jaded because we get
to meet everybody. Yeah. The coolest thing that ever happened
to me once I was getting on a on a
flight and I was going to Little Rock. I was
in Dallas flying to Little Rock and I got in

(01:10:20):
a Southwest Airlines flight and I was the last one
on because my connection was late getting answer. I'm running
to the to the that do yeah, thanks, Kate. I
don't know the word gates, probably me. I'm running to
the gate and I get on and I'm the last one,
and they're like, sir, you need to come, so run on.
Every seat is full on this flight, and I'm walking

(01:10:43):
down the aisles going I don't know what I'm gonna sit,
but they know there's one seat left, so I'm just trusting.
There's one seat left on the Southwest flight, and Southwest
you pick your own seat. So I'm looking. I'm looking,
no seat, and I see in the back, like second
row to the back, on the right side, an open
seat in the middle of two older gentlemen. The guys
looked to be like sixty plus years old. So I'm like, well,
I guess to Roama said didn't want to have a
middle seat, but I take what I can get. So

(01:11:04):
I'm walking back to the back and I guess I
get closer. I'm like, is that Barry Switzer who was
Oklahoma coach Dallas Cowboys coach. He's from Arkansas. He played
on the Arkansas National Championship football team and then Eddie Sutton,
who Oklahoma State basketball coach, Arkansas coach, and there was
an empty sea between them, and I'm like, you got
to be kiddeing me. I'd met a lot of celebrities,

(01:11:26):
but I was like, you gotta be kidding me. Both
those guys were such a big deals in my life.
And I sat between them, and I sat next to
Barry Switzer and I was like, excuse me, excuse me.
And he goes head in Arkansas and I was like, yes, sir,
I am and he goes, oh, what are you gonna
do there? I said, well, I'm from there. I'm from
a small town called Mountain Pine. He goes Mountain Pine,
recruited a guy from there. We talked for an hour.

(01:11:47):
He was the nicest guy. What if he had not
engaged you in conversation, how would you have handled it?
I would have just done this. I would have finished
the flight and said, hey, mister Switzer, mister Sutton, huge fan,
thank you. Because I don't want to bother anybody. And
you know, when I saw David Spade in California, we
were shooting American Idol. He was sitting at a table
and I didn't I didn't interrupt him. If somebody has food,
never to go and touch them. Let them eat because again,

(01:12:09):
if they're putting stuff in their mouth, they don't want
to touch your hands. They may have washed their hands,
they made their eating food. And so I just walked
by and said, hey, David Spade to teach fan and
just kept walking. I talked about it on the air
and I was at True Food Kitchen the other day
eating and a guy walked up to me, and I
know he was just doing what I did, David Spade
being funny. Go. He just walked my Hey, Bobo's a
big fan. Waved to kept walking and he was kind

(01:12:31):
of a joke, but it was also I was like,
see we're not touching hands. Look at us getting healthier. Respect.
But I wouldn't have I don't bother people. Yeah, I know,
but you you're you inside, you were geeking out, So
you just speaking sat down the whole flight. I think
it's a good way to handle it. Sit down, and
then when the flight's over, Hey, hey guys, big fan
been staring at you the whole time. I would have done.

(01:12:55):
It's time for the good news. Malcolm Coleman works at
the Windy's on the University of South Carolina's campus, while
his home had an electrical fire destroyed the house and
he doesn't have insurance on the homes. He has nowhere
to live with his mom. Well, the students on the campus,
they love him so much. Every time they go to

(01:13:16):
Wendy's is in a good mood. So they set up
a gofund me page and they've raised forty thousand dollars
so far to fix his house. Wow. That yeah, me too.
I mean, that guy is just living life being nice
to people, and people realized it and did something good
for him. And that's awesome. That's what it's all about.
That was tell me something good. That's good. All right.

(01:13:47):
We've started a segment that we're testing out called Bobby
and Eddie's Music School. We get a clip for this
or no we have the hook? Yeah no, no, not
to hook, but I mean it for the bit. We're
still waiting for them to build something. We couldn't get that.
Now to school, riding along, there's a verse other goes
up in the morning out of school though, you get
it because of the music music school. Alright, we'll get there,

(01:14:11):
we'll get there. Okay, here we go. Here is a
music school for today. Christopher Alvin Stapleton aka Chris Stapleton
born in April fifteen, nineteen seventy eight, in Lexington. He
was from a family at coal miners. His father and
both his grandfathers worked in local mines. He went to
Johnson Central High School and here you go, here's your

(01:14:34):
music lesson. Chris Stapleton graduated valedictorian of his high school class. WHOA,
and we talked about this, Chris, and I did. I'm
terriful out of public speaking. I don't wat. I don't
like fel you didn't speak at your high school. I
didn't tell you what I did. I wrote a song
and played a song. Oh that's such a Stapleton thing
to do. Yeah, but I but I wrote a song.
You know, some farewell graduations song. Play the song. He

(01:14:57):
also played football in high school, and at one point
that's what he wanted to do all he wanted to
play football. That's all I wanted to do. Position. You
play linebacker, room, fullback. I was okay, I just you
get to a certain level in football. And he realized
that some of us are not like the other people.
You know, like you walk in the way, room and
everybody six seven to seventy run into four six forty

(01:15:19):
and you're just like, huh, that's not me. In college,
Chris Stapleton studied engineering at Vanderbilt for a year before
moving back to Eastern Kentucky to work in Moorehead. A
few years later, moved back to Nashville and at a
songwriting contract. He was working as a singer songwriter in
Nashville before he released Traveler, So So Much Talent. Chris
Stapleton was the valedictory And how crazy's at? That's awesome? Man.

(01:15:44):
There you go. There's Eddie and Bobby's music school. Tomorrow
Eddie have one and then we're even gonna have stuff
surrounding it. It's like, sounds cool organized. We're a new
show's low role. Yeah, we're a new show. Here show
all right, let's open up the mailbag. Here we go,
Bobby mailbag. Hey, Bobby Bones, my name is Justin. I'm

(01:16:06):
emailing you because I've been shopping for an engagement ring
for my girlfriend, but I've had trouble finding something nice
that I can afford until I found the deal of
the century. The deal is from a guy work with
who proposed to his ex girlfriend last year, she said no,
they broke up. He held onto the ring just in
case they never got back together. Though it's a two
care ring. He offered it to me for half of

(01:16:29):
what he paid. I want to get it while he's
still offering the only thing I'll worry about is that
my girlfriend won't be happy I'm giving her a ring
intended for another woman. Do you think my girlfriend will
care if I buy her engagement ring from someone else
who I know? Or is it okay since it's nicer
and I can afford it from justin amy. I think

(01:16:53):
in the beginning she might be like, what this is crazy?
But if she really stops and thinks about it and
realizes she's getting this awesome ring at half the price,
then yeah, it's totally fine. It was never worn or
used by somebody else it was purchased. But I mean,
you never know. If you're going to a store, you
could be buying a diamond that was returned from somebody else.

(01:17:14):
That's a good point. I don't know. As long as
you don't, you never know the history of everything. Sometimes
you you know, you might buy an old ring that's
been reused. You know what, what is it? Called like
from a shop, like an antique ring, not a refurbition,
but like an old ring. You don't know that all
the history of that ring or what happened with it. Good? Yeah,

(01:17:35):
I think it could come from Yeah, somebody that got killed. Yeah,
I think it's fine. Here are here the phone number
you can call. We'd love to have your call on
this eight seven, seven seventy seven. Bobby, I think vintage
is the word I was looking for. We're going to refurbition? Well,
I okay, I couldn't think of it. I was like,
you know, like an antique m okay me um. I

(01:17:58):
think you just avoid it. I think you just avoid it, Bobby,
just two carrots half off, I know, just avoid it? Wow?
What did he call it? The deal of the century?
Just avoid it, just dude, just avoid it. If it
doesn't come up now, it's going to come up later
that he had to go get a ring from somebody else.
And then when something doesn't go right in your relationship,
you can blame it on the ring. Just cut out

(01:18:20):
anything that couldn't be toxic later too. Just avoid it.
Just go get a ring. Or does she have to
know where it came from? If she doesn't know. But
then again you have to, like, I gotta hope that
nobody ever tells her avoid it. I don't actually know
where my husband got my ring. Well maybe maybe he
got it half off from a friend who had a
failed engagement. I don't know found out though right now.

(01:18:41):
Well you're pretty practical right now, being together for fifteen years. Yeah,
I'd be like, okay, that makes sense, like you were
but a year into it, if you found out that
it was his buddy's ring and the engagement didn't work
out and your your husband just bought it off the buddy.
I think I gave you my honest answer. At first,
I might freak out a little bit, but then if
I really thought about it, it's not a big deal.
I'm gonna say, just avoid it. Not worth of the

(01:19:02):
hasshol now and not worth the hasshole that could be later.
And she can always blame it on that ring if
something doesn't go right. But do you want to be
with a girl that that would bother her? I don't
think it's about the money. I would just somedthle are superstitious. Okay,
all right, let's reopen the mail bag, Bobbies mail bag.
If it's just turning us on. This dude named justin
email me said they've been shopping for an engagement ring.

(01:19:26):
He found one. A buddy of his at work proposed
to his girl. She said, no, he's gonna buy that
ring off him for half off. And he's He's like,
well you think about Santa. That stuff doesn't matter to me.
But okay, two cares. Let me know what that means.
That's big. Yes, that's big, so it can buy it
for half off. I Amy says, go for it. Yeah,
I say, just to avoid it. Just just stay out

(01:19:48):
of it. Avoid it. Who cares about the size of
the ring anyway, that's my point. The woman does cares
about the size of the rings. All women. Here is
Kendall in North Carolina. Kendall, what do you think about it? Um?
So part of me is on the same side as Amy, like, yeah,
that's a really good deal. About the other part of me,

(01:20:08):
I'm with you, Bobby, like, stay away from it. It
seems like, I don't know, it could be bad luck
or something since she got rejected and I don't know why,
but us women get very superstitious when it comes to
like wedding day things, and like us wedding dresses and
stuff like that. So I just feel like it's a
bad idea. Yeah, if you're superstitious one, I would really

(01:20:29):
stay away from it. But too, I can just see
it coming up in a fight later. You didn't even
pay full price for a ring, like if you can
keep it from her. Sorry, I was trying to stay
with money, honey. Yeah, but I can see that. I mean,
see that happen, um, Melissa and Tennessee you're on the
Bobby Bone Show. Melissa, what would you like to say? Yes? Well,

(01:20:49):
I think if he's getting a ring just because it's
a good deal, that's not a good idea. If he's
a ring he thinks that she would really like, I
don't see a problem with it, and maybe tell her
a few days after the engagement what he's done. And
if that really bothers her, you can always sell that
ring and then get her one that suited for her

(01:21:12):
what she really wants. Well, and I hear how practical
that thought is. But in the email, he doesn't say
anything about it, if she likes the ring or not.
I mean we're only going off him saying he's chasing
a deal. Yeah, I need to see a picture of
the ring or of him. Let's go to Megan and Texas. Megan,
you're on the Bobby Bone Show. Megan, what do you
think about this? Hi? Hey, go ahead. So my husband's

(01:21:38):
supposed to me with a used dring that he bought
from one of the ways that I worked with, And
I say, I didn't mind the ring, but I'm a
firm believer in the badges. You that thing, it ended
up getting lost, and after it got lost, I'm telling
you what things changed, So burn believer in the bad YouTube. Wait,

(01:22:02):
after the ring was lost, your life got better? Well
it was, I'm telling you, yeah, call the crazy. Things
just were a little bit easier for using much episode
where there's like the tick and they're just trying to

(01:22:23):
get rid of it. But it feels like, okay, I'll
say this at the end of this that I get
trying to save money. God knows everybody wants to save money.
It's just it's going to constantly be in the thinking
sphere of both of you, because she would just never

(01:22:44):
be in my thinking sphere, Like I would wear the
ring and like never think about it again, and I'd
be like, oh la la. But you even said you
would think about it earlier, I said right away when
he gave it to me. I might, but then I
would get a smaller ring. If it were me, I
would just get a smaller ring and just be like,
you don't like him. Besides of my ring, what else
do you judge in the size of? Oh? Yeah, I

(01:23:05):
just if it were I'm just gonna end on this.
I would say, get a ring that doesn't have your
buddies bad whatever. Yeah, I don't even believe in juju. Well,
but it's also your buddies ring you bought from him.
You didn't go find it yourself either. Okay, that's all
I'm saying. But you we dis we differ on this one. Yeah, okay,
let's take one more call and whatever they say. Uh,

(01:23:27):
David and Tennessee, you're the last caller. Your opinion matters.
What do you got? Hi? Bobby High Studio A man.
I think if she really loves him that she would
want She wouldn't It wouldn't matter. She would just want
the ring because she loves him. I bought my wife
a ring from somebody that she worked with and everything,

(01:23:48):
but she didn't know until later that I bought it
for her from them, but I kept it for like
six months before I ever gave it to her. And
she still doesn't even think twice about it. She tells
me constantly she loves her ring. And then are we
putting a little too much? I think he's with me
on this one. No, I think he's the ring doesn't matter,
so it doesn't matter. Go by a cheaper one. No, No,

(01:24:09):
he said he bought it and his wife doesn't think
twice about it yet, every boy, my boy, I didn't
have guys both interpreted differently, David, what's happening all the
time with everything? By the way, Hey, David, appreciate you.
How long? How long you've been married. We've been married
for nine years, happily. Right, and the ring didn't even matter,

(01:24:31):
did it? The ring? It didn't matter that I ought
to used ring, right, It didn't even matter how, it
didn't matter where he got it. And she even says
to him every day, I love my ring. David, appreciate you,
but I always appreciate some backing up. Thank you for
being on my team, David. David, all right, all right, Davy.

(01:24:53):
We're throwing nicknames on him out so many texts. People
agreeing with Amy that ring size matters, and I'm like,
just get the same ring for the same money, get
a little smaller. I'm saying, it's awesome that it happens
to be too care but ring size, it doesn't matter.
It's just do whatever the ring is. He's getting it

(01:25:15):
half off, Like call it a half a carrot. If
you were to get it half off, it's still amazing.
All you people worried about ring size, about it? Flip it.
I didn't say I'm worried about the size. Did you
watch the Love is Blind reunion? Yeah? How did you
get past that already? Well? I just had a power through.
I had to buckle down this last weekend, and then

(01:25:35):
a little bit yesterday and just I watched it while
I was doing anything and everything. Well, so I'm all
caught up and I'm waiting for you to get there.
All I haven't seen is a reunion. Okay. I didn't
get to watch it last night, and I have opery tonight,
so I can't watch it tonight. Yeah. I don't spoil anything,
but are all the score settled? Okay? I don't want

(01:25:57):
to spoil anything. If I were to say anything, that
would be boiling it. All I have to say is
Nick and Vanessa Lasche have like the best gig ever.
They're like hosts of a show that they barely have
to host. I know that one part where Nick's like,
obviously I'm Nick Lache. Oh, it's I crack of every
time she's like, Hi, I'm Vanessa Lache and obviously I'm

(01:26:17):
Nick Lashe. I think he's getting some crap on that though,
because I think he meant obviously I'm Nick if that's Vanessa.
But it looks like when you just say he's like obviously, no, No,
there could be some people who are like, sorry, Nick,
not obvious to me. Hey, Raymondo, do you watch this show? Yeah,
I'm pretty deep in it. How far into it are you?
I'd say halfway? You like it? We like it a lot.
It's one of our favorite reality shows, just because I

(01:26:39):
don't think anybody's ever done something like that before. Yeah,
it's interesting. I think they've had those shows where you
marry somebody without seeing them, like married at first sight.
But the whole dating in a pod thing is interesting, right,
and then it also does the progression of boom honeymoon,
here's the family. Yeah, it doesn't We also get to
see the marriage. That's nuts, all the follow ups and
then the marriage is for the By the way, the
show's on Netflix called Love is Blind. If you haven't

(01:27:00):
seen it yet, get going like today, like stop and
I'd rarely say stop listening to the show right now
and go start watching it. But they go into the
pods and they date and they proposed each other, but
they're told as a scientific experiment, so it seems like
it's a little heavier more than just like a reality show.
And then you follow them all the way through, and
at the wedding they get up there and one of

(01:27:22):
them one says I do or I don't. The other
one if the first once is I do or don't,
the second one has to say it too. But you're thinking,
because they made it to the wedding day that it's
that that's them making the decision. But they make they
make them all get up there part of the experiment,
and some of them go, I don't. I don't even
watch those kinds of shows, but yeah, I kind of

(01:27:44):
fell into this one. Yeah that's good. Okay, I'm gonna
have to watch I may not get to watch it tonight,
but tomorrow I'll watch it. I come back on Thursday
with a full recap. It's crazy too because we're now
seeing them real time. The reunion was filmed like recently ish,
but the show was filmed a couple of years ago,
so they've all had they all they glow up as

(01:28:05):
they as you say, you know, carry Underwoods thirty seven today,
Happy birthday, Carry Underwood. Pretty cool. Huhh wow, happy birthday.
My birthday's coming up April seconds. So we're looking at
last a few weeks and I know that you guys
have been planning the party and there's going to be

(01:28:26):
food there. Yes, is it finger food? Because if Corona
is still a thing, I have a We had a
meeting yesterday. Rallied the team on how to handle this.
Because of Corona. I knew our original plan of having
food just sitting out and people grabbing from it was

(01:28:46):
probably not going to work. So now we have another plan,
and I think that you'll be Corona satisfied. Nice all individually.
You're wrapped lunchables, just packs of lunchables still sealed. Yeah,
everything for fashioningly sealed when you get it and you're
good to go. But there is I mean, there's just

(01:29:07):
certain and then when we were deciding on actually where
to do it one both both activities that would be
involved might be of a concern to you, Like, no, no,
you buy it from bobbing for apples. Oh no, we're
not doing that. Don't worry. But I mean it is

(01:29:29):
something that I'm definitely taking into consideration, and it could
change the whole vibe. So we may not even have
a Are you joking? No, this is happening. If you
FaceTime into it, I'm so mad. I'm in a bubble
at my house. I'm facetiming in. I was like, hey,
thanks for coming to my party. Everybody. Will there be music?

(01:29:52):
What do you mean? What kind of like on the
up in the I mean, yeah, there's music, but yeah,
working on a weekend like hit it is Drake coming?
Why did you play this? This is like party music? Okay,
this is like an announcement that Drake's coming to my
birthday party. Oh no, no, no, please don't. That's no.
Like if you're thinking that there's a performer, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,

(01:30:13):
is it switched foot now if it was something going on?
Telling me, no, I'm just hoping you don't have your
expectations set too high. I should actually set them rule
little all right. Our video producer Eddie's basically super dad.
He's got four kids, two of his own, two foster kids,

(01:30:34):
four boys, four boys, all boys. My wife's definitely outnumbered.
Five dudes and your wife, I didn't think about that. Yeah,
that's rough. She mentions it once a week, once a week.
So what happened? What's this biting thing? Okay? So so
my the baby, he's one now and he's walking around
and he grew eighteenth four on top, four on the bottom.

(01:30:55):
Now he just wants to bite. You can't hold him.
When you're holding him over your shoulder, he bites your
should older, not easy, little nibbles bite And I'm like,
whoa dude? Like what When he's on the ground, he
walks to your leg, hugs your knee, bites your thigh,
and so I'm like, I gotta teach this kid like
what you just can't bite. And he's not understanding, like, no, no,
don't bite. He doesn't understand that. So when I was

(01:31:18):
in high school, I had a ferret and my ferret
used to bite. And what I was told by the
vet is like buying them back and the ferret, dude,
I'm serious. The ferret stopped buying after a couple of
weeks of me buying them back. All Right, you guys
can call us if you want. Eight seven seven seventy seven. Bobby,
I have a couple of questions. Yes, One, you bait

(01:31:38):
your ferret correct on the nose, and then after two
weeks the farets like, all right, got it. And two,
you haven't done this to the baby. I'm and I
have you know, three other kids, and they never bit,
so I never tested this theory on them. What about
the fact that it's a foster kid. Can you bite
less because it's a foster kid, meaning if it were
your own kid, you could buy bite away because it's

(01:32:01):
a foster kid. Or the rules about biting your kids
if they're not yours yet probably and they're probably rules.
I'm like, you can't really parent them the way you
would parent your kids. It's almost like it's a temporary home.
You have to just kind of like give them a
loving place to be while their life gets figured out.
But for me, it's like you're part of the family now,
but it's been over a year. I'm gonna start teaching
you these lessons, like you can't bite Bobby so, by

(01:32:25):
the way, Eddie's warning a T shirt. It's his best
dad ever today. Where do you get that shot him?
I don't know. A listener sent this to me. He
got four kids, two of his boys and two foster
boys and his baby. That's his foster baby's biting him,
and he's like, kind of bite the baby back because
you beat your ferret back once in high school and
your faret stopped biting after two weeks of doing it.

(01:32:45):
Let's go to Monique in Virginia. Monique, what would you
like to tell Eddie? I have four girls on my
own and I went through this same thing. As far
as of biting them back, it's not and leave a mark,
but you can bite them enough to where you can
see the reaction on their face and they know that

(01:33:08):
that hurt. And I used to do it to mine
and that stops quickly. Did you have a ferret though
that you tested this on before. No, But it's just
like it's just like when they smack and they smack
their hand and go, you don't do that. It's the
same thing. It's enough to get their attention and this

(01:33:30):
is not what you do. Thank you for that car, Monique.
Appreciate that. You're very welcome. Good luck, good luck to Eddie.
Thank you Eddie. Here's one It says you're not allowed
to bite a foster kid. Yeah that's tricky. Yeah, they're
probably right, you can't. I mean, I'm not trying to
like draw blood. I'm not trying to trying to really

(01:33:53):
just like just kind of communicate the feeling of because
he doesn't know that he's hurting us. Like my wife
and I we have marks on our shoulders. So but like,
what if he as a hitter like you wouldn't hit, right,
Alyssa and Massachusetts, you are on. Eddie's got four kids,
one of them is won and he's biting. What do

(01:34:14):
you think? Um? I think it's you've got to teach
them what they're doing to hurt. They're not going to
know unless you less they experience it themselves. Okay, let
me let me myself. They call me captain compromise. Okay, Alyssa,
listen to this scenario. You tell me what you think.
What if Eddie has one of his other sons bite
the baby. That way, it keeps Eddie out of the

(01:34:35):
mix of the biting. Love it. I can actually completely
agree with that. Yeah, no, now your kids are compliant.
No no, no, no, no, the social workers is gonna
come to Eddie's house. My dad hate me ten dollars
to bite the baby, like no, no, no, no, go ahead, Alyssa,

(01:34:57):
I'm sorry, go ahead, don't start. Child ever gets fit
by the baby. I'm sure, I'm sure if he does
it all the time, it's not just for the parents.
So if you could just let him know if he
if he does it again, buy them back. He's gonna learn. Um, Eddie,
we're gonna allow of text here and they are split
fifty fifty. Wow, I mean, I mean, there's a good
there's a good argument with the whole foster kids like

(01:35:17):
that you can't discipline foster kids because you can't. And
to me a little bit, it's it's kind of like
I wouldn't be doing my job as the head of
the household if I didn't teach him little life lessons
like you shouldn't bite, and you don't want to hire
someone to bite him for you. Like Amy said, though,
if it all unraveled and it was just like, oh
my gosh, she was paying his kids to no, I

(01:35:39):
know you don't know thing about it, Hey, I'll take
care of it, all right, Eddie, all right, thank you,
all right, there you go, Thank you guys. Missouri school
is closed after the father of the state's first coronavirus
patient broke self quarantines so we could go attend to
dance with his daughter at the daddy daughter dance like

(01:36:01):
he's supposed to be in quarantine. And he's like, you
know what, let's go do the dance with a bunch
of kids. That's crazy. Huh, yeah, I can't do that.
A woman in her twenties test of positive for coronavirus
after returning from Italy. Her family was told to self
quarantine for fourteen days after she started showing symptoms, but
her father attended a father daughter dance held by his

(01:36:22):
other child's school, and so he goes the kid and
now they've closed because they have to seek advice from
health officials. I'm gonna say this again because I know
we have a lot of new listeners that aren't here,
that weren't here an hour ago. They're here now. Just
be prepared, don't freak out, don't don't no need for panic.
It's always good to be prepared, but no need to

(01:36:44):
freak out because we're gonna get got by something. It's
probably not going to be the flu that gets us.
This is the panic. It's is everybody going berserk. It
is gonna be a thing, and it's gonna get worse.
And what's gonna get worse is going to be people
freaking out. So it's not gonna get us. We're not
all gonna die from it. If we do get it,
most of us we're gonna be fine. It's just like

(01:37:06):
we got it, we got sick. It's not good. We
don't know enough about it. That's why it's called novel.
When you hear it called the novel, you know, COVID nineteen. Yeah,
novel means new and they don't know enough about it yet.
Oh interesting, that's part of the nuttiness of it. It's like, well,
we don't know. You know, China has like sixty thousand cases.
They shut down Italy, meaning no schools. It's a lockdown.

(01:37:31):
You can actually leave your house. You can't leave, you
can't get in and out of Italy, you can't get Okay,
but I'm saying it's the panic that's going to get
us way more than the corona. Okay, Okay, just take
a couple breadths everybody. They're going to cancel a lot
of things. Okay, that's just how it goes. The quicker

(01:37:55):
we go. Well, that stinks, but I get it. The quicker,
it's just gonna go by. It's gonna take a bit.
There is no no, no spray we can get to
to cut it off. Don't We're not getting We have
enough tests right now, but we're going to be fine.
If you're old, that stinks. I would equate this to

(01:38:18):
any illness if you have babies and old people, and
mostly it's hidden old people. Right that one nurse at home,
somebody went in the nursing with it. It's like an aunt,
my aunt's sent You take an aunt, you give it
the poison, and it goes back into the nest. That's
kind of what happened with that in Washington State. Yeah. No,
I worry about my dad for real, Like that's the
only thing I worry about, because he has a compromised

(01:38:40):
immune system and he's elderly and he isn't and he's
living in a community like an assisted living place, so
all kinds of people in and out. It's not a joke.
And I'm making light of the disease. But what I'm
saying is we got to just take a pump the
brakes on the panic. That's going to get us more
than the disease. But for someone like us, like you
and a lot of our listeners, like we're healthy, it's like,
if we get it, we'll still be Jeopardy is having

(01:39:01):
no live audience, Oh wow, because Alex Trebeka is sick.
Oh yeah, yeah, compromise immune system. I think will of
fortune is cut in their audience. Prisoners are in New
York have helped to make sanitizer. Oh they've been making
tons of it. That's nice of them. Well, I think
you did it on their own. I think they were
free to do whatever they wanted and they all voted

(01:39:23):
to make sanitizer. But you know, whatever works. Yeah, we
need more. So there's a new Bobby Cast up. It's
a music podcast to do from my house. We talked
to Lauren Elena. We talked about writing songs for commercials
and movies and how that works. Check it out wherever
you listen to podcasts coming from the Beast pro Shops
and Cabella Studio on music Row, It's the Bobby Bones Show.

(01:39:43):
Here you go. Top three songs in country music at
number three, Sam hunt Kin, Folks, I want to introduce
you to number two JAKEO and homemade Things about me
that I can't change. I'll always be in that home.
And your number one song this week is from Kane

(01:40:04):
Brown homesick for every reason why just feeding. The biggest
pop song right now is do Alipa, don't start now
my jam don't come out? You know that's a jam.

(01:40:27):
She has a song too called Physical It's a jam too.
I know all the dulapat yeah, sound like Alapa justin
Bieber Harry Styles, Um, I know all that stuff now.
And the number one hip hop song is Future and
Drake Life is good, working on a weekend like usual
way health and it deepen like usual swear they passed us.

(01:40:49):
They're doing too much of your biggest songs right now.
If you want to listen back to today's show, you can.
Morgan number two. What's going on? What can they hear
on the podcast today? Well, you shared a parody song
called purell. Oh yeah, Pureau Bureau bureau pure check that out?
What else we all shared? Things were hilariously bad at Yeah,
mine's drawing you hear everybody else is on there? What else?

(01:41:11):
You surprise someone on the show with a pair of shoes? Yeah?
I think everybody thought there was gonna be some kind
of charity giveaway, and it is beginning. I still think
I was like, whoa, what did you do? From some person?
That's yeah, yeah, you can hear that. What else? Raymondo
shared an update on his fiance and her latest appointment
around her breast cancer. Yeah, great, great update, great update.

(01:41:33):
And then finally, Bobby and Nettie educated us on Chris
Stapleton in their music school. That's right, you learned something
about him in school and Bobby Nettie's music school perfectly.
Can we now say like we're in music school? Like
I tended class daily? Y'all take me to school, everyone,
am I gonna yeah, y'all gonna test me? Dude grade? Okay, okay, Amy,

(01:41:57):
what's going on today? I have a friend in town
and we're working up here like all day doing working
on a special podcast, and I've got interviews and recordings
for hours. Oh yeah, long day today. Yeah, I'm gonna
be here pretty much probably till four or five o'clock.
What about you? I'm doing the opera show tonight. Yeah,
every Tuesday. Yeah, every Tuesday, so that blocks out most

(01:42:19):
of the evening. Um, I'll go to the gym. I
just you know, I go to that gym. And I
have a couple of gyms, have a few gyms here
in town, and we clean them so much. We just clean, clean, clean.
So I'll go and make sure that everything that I'm
gonna work on is completely wiped down. I feel good
about going to my gym though, but I'll do that.
I'll go do that. And my girlfriend's in town, which
was kind of an unexpected treat because she wasn't gonna

(01:42:42):
come till Thursday, but Corona got her, chased her here
and now she's here. So yeah, thank you guys. We'll
see you on Wednesday. Show goodbye everybody, and grants Bobby Bones,
You're ACM win ACM grants Bobby bas repeat of the
your Baby when I Love You. This is a Bubby

(01:43:05):
Ball Show. Yeah, I like it.

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