'Eddie And The Stolen Purse' Saga + Bobby’s Girlfriend Practiced Being A Mom + Rejected Segments!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, the Bobby Bones post show, pre show, the
guy was brushing his teeth, and I guess he was
brushing a bit aggressively. He actually swallowed a toothbrush, the
whole thing all the way down. What amy do you
think it was something sexual? Because all I know is
I looked at your face and you're not believing it,

(00:21):
and so because okay, but no, no, no no, that's okay,
But don't act like you weren't thinking it wasn't sexual.
Then I wasn't it was sexual at all? Like what
but he was at all? I mean, I can definitely
see how it would be sexual. Love was you sexual
about him trying to his ball? Clearly you're trying to
down his throat or something, and he was trying to
be like, oh I wonder how far down that I

(00:42):
can go? And then he lost it. He was not
just brushing his teeth. There's well, some people scrub their tongues, right, yeah,
but no showed me the mouth, that showed me the
toothbrush I need. Yeah, there's no way. I'm sorry. Have
you seen every style of toothbrushing? Because until you have,
you can't really make this statement. Okay, I don't know

(01:06):
why I thought it was sex. Oh, but my brain
doesn't go there sometimes. Okay, so like my friend is
starting a podcast. Oh that reminds me us not I
want to mention on the posho but go ahead, go ahead, right, yeah, okay,
that's why I was only going to stay here. So
she wanted to call it stay soft. What are you

(01:32):
talking about it? And I don't know if I just
had been watched I had watched Sex in the City
that day. I had been watching it, and I was like, look,
I don't know if this is because I just watched
Sex in the City, but all I can think about
is a soft penis. Yeah, I'm yeah, but it's not. No,
it was about like being soft, all about like your
intention and we don't have to be so hard. Oh

(01:54):
my gosh, it's too well. Yeah, so here's something that happens. Old.
She changed the name, yea, what is it now? Well,
it's going to be called the truth fist life. They
just changed their word. That's completely different. Yeah, I know,
because I told her it just wasn't gonna work. But anyway,

(02:16):
carry on. Amy came in probably three year, four mornings ago.
Just since we're talking about stuff that's slightly sexual what
did I do? And she goes, hey, talking, it's just
me and Mike d in the studio. I'm the first
one in here, and she comes in right after me.
She goes, hey, there's an advertisement on my podcast about

(02:36):
a vibrator. And she was like, now, she shouldn't be
on my podcast. We're a family friendly podcast. And Mike's
like wow because in times they have accidentally put those
vape commercials on this show, things that I'm not comfortable with.
But they just somehow digitally get match up to places
based on location, based on what you're looking up, so

(02:58):
they can unexpectedly be added to a show. So I
was like, oh, this is what podcast I think I am.
They start to research it. Do you know the answer
to this? I do. It wasn't my fault. I didn't
hear it, but you came no. No, I didn't throw
a fit, but I had a funny fit story. By

(03:20):
the way, we go ahead. I wasn't mad. I just
had an email from a listener that said, hey, I
love your podcast, but I listened with my kids around,
and I heard a commercial for a vibrator, and I
don't want my kids asking me about that. So I
was like, oh no, it sounds like Mike, I have
a commercial vibrator. Well, anyway, I do do endorsements for
They're a Gun, which is a percussion therapy. It's vibrator

(03:42):
vibrating your muscles. It's amazing. I love there. What noises
do you make during this commercial? I don't I know.
It wasn't my voice. It was somebody They're gun. I
voiced some, but then also there's other people that voice it,
so I think maybe it was that because I but
I'm not even gonna do it. I don't question she.

(04:03):
I don't know how it got confused or what, but
they said they did. They looked inside out, up like
everywhere to try to figure out what the heck happened
and how that commercial got on there, and like the
only thing we can find is that it was there
a gun, which is a massage thing for your muscles.
Like I've seen that thing and I was gonna buy it.

(04:24):
You fantastic, but it does look a little sexual, said,
I'm buying. I put mine in my butt. You didn't
let me finish. Oh they're huge, I'm say. I was
exposed to want to dance with the stars because I
was hurting so bad. Yeah, because all the danswers had them.
But now I use it because I'm getting a little

(04:45):
holdering it. Can you do it too? Okay? See the
real question can you do it yourself? That's a real question. Absolutely,
that's the whole point of it. Anyway, this swallows right,
and despite feeling no pain and only minor occasional discomfort,
he goes to the clinic and the doctors could not
find toothbrush. He was then referred to the hospital where

(05:07):
he received a throat scan. Even X rays couldn't detect
the toothbrush, so they deduced it had entered into the stomach.
His suspicions were confirmed after he performed an exploratory lapatami
laparotomy where the belly has sliced open to a diagnosis,
and they felt the toothbrush inside the belly. They made

(05:29):
a small decision in the stomach. They extracted the bloody
toothbrush within thirty minutes. Thankfully he survived. Wow the hardcore story, Yeah,
like not really that funny. Yeah, I mean it took
us some more fun. I have to go to be
a short post show today. I'm gonna go do some
work with Purina and their Service Dog campaign, which we're
trying to match up folks and get vets service dogs.

(05:52):
I'm very proud to be a part of this. We
talked about on the show too. So I think I'm
gonna post a video. I'm going I'll be talking to
a guy who's working at the place that trained the
dogs that got your six. Um. So I'll be posting
that video on my Instagram today and comment on it,
say something nice. It'd be cool because what happens is
the more you comment on things, it actually pops up
into other people's feeds too on that search page. So
if you comment on a bunch you don't like it,

(06:14):
there's a chance that pops up. And I would love
for more and more people to see this, so it'll
go up to day. I'm doing Instagram live with them
just a little bit. If you see it, you don't mind,
go comment on it and um send a nice message
over there. All right, that's it, Thank you guys. Here
us today's show, enjoying Here we are back at it

(06:40):
again more in the studio morning Welcome to Thursday Show.
We do have a trailer, like a movie trailer for
a segment that's coming up next Thursday on the show,
and Ramy said she had some paint story to tell
her audience. It's like, hold off for a month because
I don't want to get in trouble. Here's the boy.
Still don't want to get in front of Here we
go October first to the Bobby Bone Show. All the

(07:03):
things you love in a story, finang, a vote, and
paint Paul will be revealed. I mean you a radio
near you only on the Bobby Bone shows like that
about to go first to go down? I mean that

(07:25):
is very dramatic. Yeah, well the story is dramatic. I
mean good story. Bobby's the one that made the story
what it is? Like you you said, I never even
told you about it. I swear I never told you.
Caitlin was at my house when it went down and
I shared with her something, and I guess she went
home and told you. And then you came to work

(07:48):
and we started talking about something. You were like, hey,
can I can I say that one story about the
paint And I was like no, and yeah, maybe next Thursday.
Don't miss the show. And then you said I'm being
with you in a month, and then we forgot and
then the listener called it it has turned into this
Thank God for our listeners. You know, another kind of
down the same road, a bit that someone had to

(08:10):
ask if they could talk about. I guess you had
to ask Caitlin if we could talk about when she
peas what yeah, But now I don't even remember what
it was. I mean, I know that she thought it
was super weird that sometimes I have peed on the
toilet seat that's down, Yeah, because I I've not I've
learned to put the toilet seat down. Now I live

(08:32):
with a woman, right, but amy sometimes what's sit and
p on the top lid two? Oh? Yeah, because of
the lids all the way down and it's dark, and
I squat if I'm not sitting all the way down,
and I so since what I've done is I've trained
my body when I'm a public restroom that when I
squat pe so even at home, right when I start
to squat, even though it's safe to sit, the pr

(08:52):
comes out because I've trained my body. Somebody told me that,
by the way, because I was like, why does this happening?
So Caitlin thought it was weird that I did that.
But once I explained to her how I trained my body,
she understood, and then she said that what did she say?
She said that, Oh, when she's in public restrooms. First
of all, she said she can't squat because it hurts

(09:13):
too bad. But then also she'll put a liner down,
and then also she can't pee, and if anybody else
is in the bathroom, like if another person comes in,
she can't hear it. She can't hear herself pee, so
she can't. She plugged her ears. She feels all this
to say she plugged her She has to plug her
ears to pee? Ya right for hers to allow herself

(09:34):
to pee in public? May we just told the podcast
version of that story? Sorry? Well, whatever, your girlfriend has
a plugger ears to be you bet on a lid?
Oh yeah, yeah, to plug my ears. I'm not comparing
you too. Um. I got a voicemail last night. Apparently
Eddie found a purse. Oh yeah, that's a dumpster here

(09:55):
at work. Oh what wasn't it? Well, here's here's a
voicemail from someone who says it was her purse. I
am downstairs at the studio because producer Eddie is posting
on his Instagram that he has my purse and I
would like that back as long as it still has
everything in it. That'd be great. Please, thank you. It's crazy.
I mean, she sounds like I stole the purse, guys.
I found it by the dumpster. So I watched Eddie's story.

(10:18):
Eddie's like, there's a purse hanging from a dumpster. I
feel like someone setting me up. And he walks over
and he grabs a purse and he goes, huh, there's
stuff in here. And there was a driver's license. Yeah,
there was a wallet with a driver's license, social security card.
What do you think happening? I got stolen because it
looks like somebody stole it and then went through it
and then took what they wanted and then through the
rest there, probably not realizing that the purse is an

(10:40):
actually nice purse. It looks like a high end purse
to me, some sort of snake skin. Yeah. Yeah, well
we'll talk to her later, so we'll try to get
her purse back to her. I had no idea. Yeah,
pretty fun show coming up today. Crazy. We had a
theft so close to where we were, Are you kidding me?
They say these alleys are very scary. Theft everywhere. Oh
that's true too, probably right by where we live. I know.

(11:01):
I just I just like to feel like we're safe.
On the phone right now in California, it is Karen. Hey, Karen,
good morning, Welcome to the show. Hi, good morning, studio,
morning morning. Um. I just needed your advice. I have
a cohort who is always smelling like BO, really badly,

(11:24):
and I don't know how to tell her that she
sinks without telling her that she sinks. Oh, I just
need your advice. So what are you worried about that
she's gonna get her feelings hurt or she's gonna get
mad at you? What's your big concern here? I don't
want her feelings to be hurt. Well, it's tough to
not get your feelings hurt. When someone tells you that
you have BO, it hurts your feelings. I would say that,

(11:47):
first of all, her feelings are gonna get hurt, but
sometimes we need our feelings hurt for a net gain
of just being better with life. She may not know,
she's probably doesn't does she's smelling taste? Yeah? Yeah? Um,
And this has been a pretty constant thing. Oh my gosh, yeah,
every since I started working here a year a half ago.
Oh oh, it's a normal time. What would you compare

(12:08):
the smell to what a progress like red onions if
you really want it red onions? Okay, all right, she
probably would like to know she stinks. Honestly, Listen, I
was a kid. I stunk. I was a poor kid
who who had to wear the same clothes to school
sometimes three times a week, and whenever. You just live

(12:31):
in it. At times you don't even realize it because
you're in it. It's like the smell of your everybody's
house has a different smell, distinct smell, but we go
into our own house it smells the same. To it
smells like normal. She may not even know she stinks.
My My first piece of pre advice is that it's
going to hurt her feelings, and I think it's the

(12:52):
nice thing to do to actually tell her in a
way and have her feelings be hurt, but to have
it overall corrected, because it's like something in your teeth, right,
you get embarrassed after the fact because nobody told you.
If just one person would have told you they ad
broccoli and your teeth early on, or your zipper was down,
you would have known the whole time and you would
have been like, I'm such an idiot for not knowing.

(13:12):
Why couldn't one person tell me? And I'd have been like,
oh crap, and then it'd been okay. So this is
what I would do. I'd write it an anonymous note.
This note, Yeah, what are you gonna do yourself? No? No No,
no no no no no no no. Or you go
to your boss and make them do it. That's but
that's that's a cop out. Anonymous note is a different
cop out, and I like that one better. No, I

(13:32):
totally disagree with the anonymous note because then she's gonna
feel like everybody in the office got together and left
this note for her and she's not gonna know who
it was. I'm gonna think about this again. But that's good.
There's no blood on your hands. Like, that's what you
want to do. You want to keep it an anonymous
so she can't blame you, and she thinks it's everyone
in the office. I think you do this, You write
a note and you go, hey, I'm the only one

(13:54):
that's coming to you. This has not been discussed in
the office. But just wanted to make you aware that
I did call a radio show that how would you
say you stink without saying just say hey, that hygiene
that maybe you could use some help with picking better
hygiene products. No, no, no, Or she cooks a lot

(14:16):
with onions because she said yoursel What if you make
a little gift basket thing or I don't know if
she had something coming up or you could gift it.
If not, then you put together your own little like
your favorite deodorant and just say hey, you get one
to everyone in the office. Everyone listen. It's uncomfortable. Yeah,

(14:37):
you can tell we're talking about this is uncomfortable. You
have to tell her. You have to tell her. She
wants to know you. You write her a little note. Hey,
if I'm just being honest, you haven't smelled great the
last couple of weeks year. Just want to give you
a heads up. It'd be nothing. The whole office hasn't
hasn't said this, but I have. And then just sign
it your secret better the way you're saying. Okay, look, cook, look,

(15:02):
this is what this is. I googled how to talk
to someone at work about body odor and it says here,
be honest, direct, and as kind as possible. Start by
mentioning that her work has been so good, assuming that
it has been, and then try to say something like
I want to discuss something that's awkward, and I hope
I don't offend you, but I have noticed that you
have a noticeable odor lately. Hey, is she at work now?

(15:27):
With her? Can she do it? Live? Put us on sneaker? No,
Well it's worth a shot. You can give someone her
cell phone number and have them send a random text
and be like, hey, this is a stink o gram
your friends? Well, no way, your friend wants to let
you know that you stink and they don't know how

(15:47):
to say it. Are you close enough to go with that?
Are you close enough to where you could go to
lunch with her? I mean, have you got to be
I don't got to get in the same car which
wants to be close to her at all? I think
that's the point. Okay, okay, okay, okay, Karen, you have
to say something to her. That's what You're gonna have
to find your own path there, I say, anonymous note

(16:09):
Amy says, I say, go get your favorite deodorant and
make her a little gift and say just be direct
and honest and say I really don't want to offend you,
but I would throw that back at you, so fast.
What that's helpful. Okay, I'm just telling you how i'd
react to that. I'd rather be told and not know
who to be mad at. Oh no, I know how
my brainworks. I would be so self conscious that everybody
at work talks about my back. Karen, good luck with that.

(16:30):
You have to tell her, all right, thank you, all
luck by you. I feel like she's more confused after
that call. Did you tell her to let us know? No? Oh,
keep us boosted, all right, keep us posting. We don't
want to know how you handled it. How did it
go with my girlfriend picking up your kids from the
school line yesterday? Awesome? They loved it. I thought it
was the greatest thing ever. She'll come to Sonic right after,

(16:51):
and then they got to go home. Actually, when they
were at Sonic, she sent me a selfie of them
and they're both smiling peace signs, having a blast. And
I just was laughing out loud because not what happens
when I pick them up, even if I do take
them this starts. Well, all I know is she's on
a phone call. She's sitting in the car forever. When
I get home from work, they're like, why is she

(17:11):
sitting in there, and so I'll walk inside the house.
I come back out. She's still sitting in the car,
all right, walk inside the house, and I think something
wrong and she gets act. She goes, I I was
talking to Amy. Sorry, she just talks a lot. She
didn't say that, but that's what I took from it, Okay,
but I was giving her that's what it was. Yeah,
she said, it's a It was a lot of information.
And she was all overwhelmed because there was like one

(17:33):
line to pick up one of them, another line to
pick up another one of them. She had to fill
out a piece of paper or did she have a
paper with like a number in a number one of
them to put a paper in your window so that
they're when they're directing the traffic of where you're supposed
to go, they know what kid, and then they walkie
talkie inside to tell to send the kids out, so
the kids aren't. They keep the kids socially distanced. They
don't have them all lined up together, so when they

(17:55):
see your car approaching, they're like, oh, car three two seven,
and then kid three two seven is Stashira, and then
our son. So well, that's what she meant. It was
all a lot, sang a lot because she was like,
I don't know what I'm about to get into here.
So she left war ely and she was like, I
just want to make sure I get in the right spot.
And so she picked him up. Um, I guess you
took your son and taught him basketball as well. Yeah,

(18:16):
they had a basketball lesson which was awesome. I think
I can't remember what they worked on, but a couple
of drills. Yeah, And so I just thought it was great.
It's like that was super helpful to us, and it
meant a lot. And I was like, look at Bobby
picking the good girlfriends. She's good. Why don't mess she's great,

(18:42):
she's amazing. Um, but what do you mean don't mess
it up? How would I mess it up? It was
a joke. What do you know. I don't know anything.
That was me just joking saying well done. I want
to say what my wife used to. That's not a
good joke. Okay, well don't so h No, she was
great and it was really awesome and the kids had
fun with her. Yeah, they want to make you mad

(19:04):
that your kids enjoyed it so much, Not at all.
As long as they're happy these days. I don't care.
I get it. I'm the parent I think of back
when I was a kid. If something, if anything's different
or special, then it Yeah, I get it. I never
treated my mom the way I would treat one of
her friends did something for me totally, or my older sister,
which is very different. I have a clip here. I

(19:26):
guess you were doing a little press tour for the
Orlando Lakes butter stuff you were doing. Yeah, so I
have a clip here from I Hollywood TV. Amy was
you found it? Somebody found it? Somebody sent it to me,
and Amy compared me to a dairy farmer. Wait what, No?
I thought I thought you maybe found the clip of

(19:46):
when they said Bobby Jones show. Oh no, that's every
day because I didn't even correct them because they're really
wasn't real time, honestly, but no, it just felt awkward.
But it felt I know that happens to you a lot,
and it was happen to me about you. Yeah. When
they're like, we're so excited for this interview. He's written
two best sellers, he's here, he is Bobby Jones, and

(20:08):
I'm like, you know, excited for crap. I didn't even
know my name. Yeah, here is Amy talking to Noah
Wilson on at I Hollywood TV. Yeah, I mean, yeah,
what I say, I don't know because I did about
twenty five interres that day. How was it like working
with the fabulous Bobby Bones. I'm sure there's a lot
of laughs. And you know, just I love listening to

(20:30):
you guys, and it's just such a great, great show
to listen in the morning. Oh, Bobby's awesome. I mean,
you want to talk about work ethic, I feel like
dairy farmers they rank up there as as pretty high
up on the work ethic food chain, if you will.
But Bobby, Bobby's right there. I mean he could he
could run a dairy farm, no problem. I know that

(20:50):
he would be able to handle the hours, wrangle the people.
He is one of the hardest working people that I know.
So it's pretty awesome to see his career grow beyond
just radio. Well look at that nice and I guess
the dairy farmer references because you were talking about Lando
Lakes butter. Yeah. Yeah. And first of all, also, I
never thought a million years you would ever hear anything
that I'm saying. And I know, and I don't even

(21:13):
know what I'm saying, and so yes, So when you're
doing those the ad agencies on the line, we're doing
them zoom because coronavirus. Then the Lando Lakes. There on
the line, everyone's listening, and I knew at certain interviewers
we're gonna want to ask about the Bobby Bone Show,
but I'm on there to try to promote the Lando Lakes.
We're going to scroll show, and so I would try

(21:35):
to find ways to pivot back to what I was
talking about so we wouldn't get too lost on a
rabbit trail about other things. Yeah, Bobby likes lakes. Speaking,
he likes lands, he likes Lanzo Sea. And speaking of
the Lanzo Lakes, here's the he loves let her. Oh,
he loves an apostrophe let me be I know. So
that was me trying to still talking about you, but

(21:58):
pivot back to the dairy farmer, and you know, hopefully
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(23:36):
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(23:57):
of his truck, placed two packages on the sidewalk and
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(24:18):
out there as a joke and that's what got him.
That's an empty box joke. Yeah, I'm lunchbox. That's your
bone head story of the day. It's our listener's favorite game.
It's elder Eddie, the oldest on our show versus millennial Morgan,
the youngest on our show, as they answer questions about
each other's generation. We're playing to ten. This course tied

(24:40):
seven to seven. Let's get the game going. Yeah. At first,
he's a dad of who dost trace Quatro? The Hispanic
who don't panic? He never has a frown. He loves
that his skin is brown. He loves the Dallas Cowboys
and some of our listeners is he annoys? It's producer Eddie,

(25:02):
everyone the weird rhyme at the MBO whatever. How many
of these interests we have to dots. She runs our
digital She's got blonde hairan don't care and if you
write mean comments online, she'll kick you where the sun
don't shine or she'll ban you. It's Morgan number two. Yeah,

(25:25):
here we go, Eddie, you're up first. All these questions
are things that Morgan should know. Let's see how many
it gets a mom bone. An Instagram account where people
share a goofier, less edited version of themselves with a
trustworthy group of friends is known as what. An Instagram
account where people share a goofier, less edited version of

(25:47):
themselves with a trustworthy group of friends is known as what.
Instagram accounts no Facebook account? I have no idea? Incorrect, Morgan,
it's a fake Instagram, otherwise known as a fin staff finsta.
What I never heard of this Eddie? Come on? This

(26:10):
collectible toy created a mania in the nineties. They were
stuff with plastic pellets rather than conventional soft stuffing, giving
them a flexible feel. What's the name of these toys? Yes? Yes, yes, yes, yes.
It was like a stress ball, right. This collectible toy

(26:31):
created a mania in the nineties. Give me Furbie. Furbie
is incorrect, Morgan, you can steal what is it? Can
you repeat it one more time? Sure? This collectible toy.
It created a mania in the nineties. They were stuffed
with plastic pellets rather than conventional soft stuffing, giving them

(26:52):
a flexible feel. What's the name of these toys? I
believe it's Beanie Babies? Correct, No way, I knew Beanie
Babies number three? What was the name of the nineties
Nickelodeons sketch comedy television series that had famous cast members
Amanda Binds and Keenan Thompson. Eddie, this is over to you.

(27:14):
The nineties Nickelodeon sketch comedy series. Amanda Binds Keenan Thompson
were members of. You can't do that on television. Incorrect.
Oh my god, Morgan, all that is correct. Here's the
theme song to all that attication. Okay, Morgan, you got

(27:36):
all three? You stole all three? Yeah, all you have
to get one of these and you're gonna win now,
you know. And knowing is half the battle was a
quote from what eighties cartoon? And knowing is half the battle?
It's an eighties cartoon. Now, I think the only old

(28:01):
cartoon I know is Tom and Jerry, So that's what
I'm like. That is incorrect, Eddie. And knowing is half
the battle. You gotta know this now, you know? And
knowing is half the battle. Oh my gosh, I'm gonna
guess um he man No, g I Joe and knowing

(28:24):
is half the battle. Morgan, who was the famous TV
painter from the eighties, known for quotes such as, we
don't make mistakes, we just have happy accidents. Is that
the same guy that recently went meme famous the frizzy hair.

(28:45):
I don't know his name though the Bob Rocks correct, Yes,
and that is the guy and all the names. Yea
with a frizzy hair? Morgan. What actor played both Michael
a night Rider and Mitch on Baywatch? Oh? I only
know um Baywatch, and I think it's David Hasselhof. David

(29:10):
Hasselhof is correct. Good. Here's the theme song for you.
That's bay Watch. Do you know night Writer? Things on? All? Right?
There you go, there's on Winner Morgan number two. Amy.

(29:34):
Did you know the Fenston Ones? Yeah, but I couldn't
think of exactly what it's called. I knew it had
an F I was thinking friendster, but but it's fence Duck.
If I'm ever gonna show anything like that, I'll take it.
I don't like I don't have a problem about not
showing it. I would just do close friends on Instagram stories. Yeah, well,
Fensta was kind of created back when I was in
college because I had college friends. I had finstas. But now, yeah,

(29:57):
they use the close friends part. Sorry, I'm just so hip.
I don't even talk about all right. Nice John Morgan
on The Bobby Bones Show. Now, Granger Smith, what's up man?
How are you? I'm good, brother? How are you? I'm
pretty good? Granger Smith song with us. You may know
him from this song back Roads song. Here's a clip

(30:21):
or maybe his new single That's Why I Love Dirt Roads.
Here's a club he's on at midnight tonight. Granger's new
album comes out, Granger Country Things, Volume One. I'm looking
at the track list here, and you have a song
called I Kill Spiders. This is a funny song or

(30:43):
a real song. Yeah, that's a real song. It's uh
song I wrote for my little girl. I guess it's
kind of the idea that no matter what I do
in life, or the world or my career, I'll be
the the hero to her that could kill spiders. Let
me hear some of this. Here is track three, I

(31:03):
Kill Spiders. Whenever you lost and then the dark, Remember
you got Me? Right in your I can make anything
a little bit brighter. There's nothing to fear in this
big because you got me, my sweet little girl, it's

(31:24):
my last breath. I'll be your fight. I kill fine.
So have you played that for her? Yeah? Yeah, I have,
And I think that'll be a special song for us
from you know, many years from now looking back. But
she had a little cameo on the track too, where

(31:44):
she's kind of acting scared at the beginning. How many
takes did that take? She sent me? She was with
my mom and I was in the studio and I said, hey,
send me some voice memos of you acting scared, and
she sent me just a couple and I used them.
It's pretty easy. Do your kids want to do music
like their dad? God, I hope not. Did any of

(32:05):
them express or show that they have some sort of
music inclination? Not really. I mean, they love to play
little guitars and they love to sing. But but I honestly,
I hope that they don't. I hope that they just
get a normal job, like be a veterinarian or you know,
something that's something that's been respectable, but musician. It's it's

(32:30):
a tough life with a lot of heartbreak that I
don't know if I would want to see my kids
go through. Granger Smith is on with us. Record comes
out of Midnight Tonight called Country Things Volume one. Here's
a part of a song, it's track eight. It's country
and you Know it featuring Earl Devil's Junior, which is
a duet with yourself love love that you can pull
off a duet with yourself. Here you go, a boy.

(33:13):
I got something to say too. Listen up. You grew
up the sticks and you're holding the cold on and
gotta But if you came from the se gradually when
you do Earl, do you have to dress up as
our all to live the character? Are you just same clothes,
same guy? No, I can't be the same close, same guy.

(33:33):
I gotta gotta put on the overalls and the hat
and the white tank top. It doesn't seem right otherwise
I'm just channeling his voice. That whole thing started how
long ago when you you and your brother did you
create Earl Double Junior? Yeah, two thousand and eleven was
the very first video. There wasn't a song till two
thousand and twelve, but two thousand and eleven was just

(33:54):
a video, just a funny video. We were trying to
promote the music and had no idea that it was
gonna go viral or be popular or ever be musical
or part of the stage show. But we're just we're
glad as it did. Your brother Tyler. He is on
the Bachelorette right now, or is about to be on
the season that's coming. That's right, that's right. Have you

(34:16):
Is he done? They're done? Right? Yeah, they're done filming.
I believe that airs in a couple of weeks. Yeah.
And I haven't seen him on a preview yet, have you? No?
I haven't. I don't know what that says for him,
but I have not. Do you know how he did? Yeah?
I know how I did. I know how I did.

(34:37):
He can tell you. He could tell me. And he
literally gets a twenty five thousand dollars Fine if he
goes and does it, says anything about it on social media.
So did you ever go up and perform during this? No?
I didn't, And you know what, I don't. I'm not positive,
but I don't think anybody did. U. This is the

(35:00):
first season they ever did all in one location in California.
They were real strict about quarantine and real strict about
anybody from the outside coming in. He had to quarantine
for a week by himself in Texas and then another
week out there in the hotel. So they and then
they had to get tested every single day. So they
were pretty serious about that. All right, blink once if

(35:23):
you won twice, I saw who's that kidding? Oh okay, uh,
let's see the dog on your Instagram. I saw you
guys got a new puppy. What was the decision like
to get a new puppy? You know? And this this

(35:43):
kennel in Missouri has been bugging Amber for about two years.
They called it the puppy breakdown there. They said, we're
gonna send you pictures every day until you finally break down.
And one day she just came to me last week
and she was like, let's just get a puppy. I mean, what,
you know, you only live once, does it doesn't really matter.
Let's just do it, you know, And so I said, okay,
you got it. And what's the name of the puppy?

(36:06):
Luna named after the bar because I like those at
the airport. Sure, I don't think my kids thought of
that when they brought up that name, but sure. All right,
Country Things Volume one out at midnight tonight. Granger Smith
is on with us um. You co produced every song
on the album. This is Volume one. Is there going
to be a Volume two or do you just name

(36:27):
it that for fun now? Yeah, there'll be a Volume
two at the end of November. I'm gonna put that out.
There was sixteen songs total, and I felt like that
might be a little much to consume all at once
these days, so I divided it up into eight song
groups Volume one, Volume two, with only a couple of
months in between the releases. You're about to have one

(36:50):
million followers on Instagram. Do you have a plan to celebrate? Yeah,
I was gonna come see you and have a few
drinks and we'll celebrate that with mask on water with masks.
All right, there he is tonight midnight. Granger Smith got
a new record, Country Things, Volume one. You guys be
sure to check it out. It is your tense studio album.

(37:11):
You'll get a little long in the tooth there, Granger Smith. Yeah,
it's it's crazy. I'm not the kind of guy to
keep a journal or a diary, but I've always kept
those memories with songs and so I could go back
and look at some of those old songs and remember
where I was living and maybe the girl I was
dating or just broke up with. And it's you know,

(37:33):
some of the songs I'm embarrassed by, but I'm proud
that I have that kind of history on record. Check
out the music out midnight tonight tomorrow. And they have
a YouTube channel to the Smiths, which is Granger and
his family. Grange, You're good to talk to you, my friend,
and good luck with the record, and hopefully I'll see
you soon. I'm always good to talk to your brother.
See you, Bud, see you. Gucci is selling overalls for

(37:56):
fourteen hundred dollars, and they're so expensive, not because of
the gold, not because the diamonds, because it's a lot.
Even in them, they're strategically stained with grass stains. Oh way,
that makes sense. This denim overall, it's crafted from organic
cotton and specifically treated for a stained like distressed effect.

(38:19):
Fourteen hundred dollars and even though the splotchy streaks probably
aren't real grass stains, the brand is happy to point
out that the piece is being made with our good
green Earth in mind. It's produced through cultivation and manufacturing
processes that don't involve harmful chemicals, pesticides or artificial fertilizers. Well,
there you go, so all they don't get me a

(38:39):
pair of them now. Yeah, all the real hard workers
out there that have like grass stains, do they not
need to worry anymore about cleaning their jeans because that's
a worry. You know. You're like, oh, I got no
clean jeans? Well, I would say, don't have to worry
it all because I can sell them all for big
bucks online exactly up there? Isn't that crazy? People are
paying fourteen hundred bucks for grass stained overall? Yeah? Is overalls?

(39:02):
Are they back? I mean yeah, they have been for
a little bit, like for girls overall skirts or overall shorts,
overall pants. But me, yeah, are you buttoning both two?
Are you leaving one undone? If I were to wear
them now, I would for sure button them both. Oh
oh yeah, I don't know about for guys. And then honestly,
I don't know how much longer for girls because I'm

(39:22):
always late. Well, if Gucci just put them out, okay,
well then maybe they're still in. And then bones you
wear a shirt under no depends what part of the
year it is? Okay and how fit I'm feeling? Perfect?
Good answer yours Amy's pile of stories. So Craft just
created pumpkin spice mac and cheese. I don't know, man,

(39:50):
they will do pumpkin spice anything every Yeah, Haynes just
launched a new pumpkin spice sock. I think it could work.
I love pumpkin soup. Imagine adding noodles to a pumpkin
soup kind of like that. I would imagine that whenever
a massive brand releases a new flavor, regardless of how
gross we think it is, they've done so much researching

(40:11):
and testing that it actually tastes pretty good. Yeah, that
is interesting. I would try it. That's Kaylin's favorite food
is mac and cheese. They're gonna say pumpkin Yeah, that's
what I need to give her my or if we
do our show dinner that we might do at your
house one day, I'm going to be bringing the mac
and cheese. Yeah, that's why reminded me of that. All right?

(40:32):
What else? So, if you're gonna do an exchange with
anybody that you've never met in person, you've only met
him online, always take somebody with you. Or have a plan.
Because this guy in Little Rock got robbed after trying
to buy a car on Facebook marketplace. The guy selling
the car was like, hey, I'll meet you outside Denny's
will make the exchange. So the buyer to ten thousand

(40:53):
dollars showed up and the seller had a gun, demanded
the ten thousand dollars and then drove away. You never
got the car. I would just think if you had
ten thousand dollars on you and you're going to make
a transaction, that you have somebody with you, like you
have your own version of muscle, Like I want to
do that without Eddie by my side. Yeah, thank you man.
I got your back always because I know he'd video it.

(41:16):
Wouldn't jump in, I know he'd video it and we
could post it online. I remember when I used to
do Craigslist deals away back in the day, and you
all would get so frustrated me if I would go
alone like that. One time I went to go buy
airline tickets from that guy's house and you went all
the way in his house. Amy went all the way
into my house. Not my best move, but everything turned
out fine, But maybe wouldn't have now, thinking back, I
think how irresponsible and dangerous it was. So from now

(41:39):
on now I took lunchbox with me to make my deals.
What do you think would have happened had the deal
gone sour? I thought it. Anytime I hear a bad
story about people hiding someone in their house for years,
I think that could have been me. I was lured
back into his office. He could have knocked me over
the head, knocked me out, tied me up, and held
me captive for years and you would have ever found me,

(42:01):
but we would have known that you were missing. But
my question was if you had lunchbox with you and
it turned bad, what do you think he was prepared?
With all kinds of things like well moves. I mean
I was when I was training, screams, when I was
training UFC got he had one video and even doing
in his backyard. What else? And in case you missed it,

(42:22):
this week this is awesome. We announced our iHeart Country
Festival lineup, which normally we do in Austin, Texas, but
this year, because the coronavirus, it's going down in Nashville
and it will be virtual. But we got Dirk Smiley,
lady A, Sam Hunt, Kane Brown, Kelsey Vallery, New Dustin Lynch,
John Party. I mean, the list goes on. It's gonna
be pretty awesome, and it'll be October twenty third, and
you can stream it on Live Bylive dot com, which

(42:46):
is live x slides dot com. Let's go to Stephanie
in Oklahoma right now. Who's on the phone. Hey Stephanie,
what's happening? Hi? How are you pretty good? What's going
on with you? Oh? I was wondering answers anywhere to
buy The Raging Kitty at BT A few years ago,
Eddie and I did a kids record called The Raging
Kittiots because our comedy duo was called The Raging Idiots.

(43:07):
You can stream it. We ended out because the record
did so well sold the licensing just a Cracker Barrel stores. Yeah,
it was there for a long time too. You know
open the little spinny carts and so Cracker Barrel had them.
But it's all online if you want to stream it.
But buying it, I don't think there's I could check
my house like I'm having. Actually, I think if you

(43:30):
would like, Stephanie, if I can get your information here,
I can put you on hold. I'll go home today.
I may have a box of them and I can
send you once Eddie and I can sign it if
you Oh, that would be awesome. Yeah. Back when you
released it, I didn't have kids. I didn't think about
my future kids. But now I have a son, so
that would be awesome. That's what he needs to Let's
be honest. That's exactly what it is. Okay, Stephanie, thank

(43:50):
you for calling. I'm gonna put you on hold and
get your Instagram name and then i'll DM you reach
out to you. Okay, okay, thank you. All right, there
you go. All right, Amy, wrap us up. I'm Amy.
That's my pile. That was Amy's pile of stories. It's
time for the good news. So this twenty one year
old Gizelle, she found out that her dad's taco truck

(44:13):
only made six dollars one day, so she put out
a plea on Twitter, a heartwarming one, just asking people
to go check out her dad's food truck and Humble Texas,
and the next day she had around two thousand retweets
and her father's taco truck had the longest line ever.
They had to shut down twice to restock and make

(44:33):
things because they completely sold out. So It's just a
really cool story of a daughter throwing something on Twitter
to help her dad in the community coming together, and
they now have made an Instagram page to help people
find the food truck and it's at Tacaria el Torito.
Nice say that right, yeah, but I want to know
how to spell it when you say that? Why? Okay,

(44:55):
Takaria el torito like dorito, but the tea. She wrote, Hey, Twitter,
I wouldn't normally do this, but my dad's truck business
is struggling. He only sold six dollars today. If you
could retweet out, appreciate it so much. Eighty seven forty FM,
nineteen sixty. Those people give me that address like it's
on the side of a road somewhere. You might as
well just point and go good luck, because sometimes it'll

(45:17):
be like Highway seven East. No clue, or that is
that there's a whole road. Oh yeah, it's a good story.
That's what it's all about. That was tell me something good.
We have ninety seconds to figure out Amy's Morning Corny.
We call it the investigative Corny, Amy, Are you ready
over there? Ready, morning Corny? Why did the Camouflage Club

(45:43):
get canceled? Why did the Camouflage Club get canceled. Go
They couldn't see the that was it. They couldn't see it.
Couldn't see it. You couldn't see then, it couldn't see
it works, Oh, couldn't see it coming? What was it again?
Why did the Camouflage Club but get canceled? The Camouflage
Club like, it's an event, but you can't see it.

(46:04):
It's a group of people. You can't see the people.
They got there and they couldn't see anyone, so they left.
I mean, this, dude, is our wheelhouse. We should be
able to get this. We just gotta come up with
exactly what I couldn't We're in the ballpark. Why did
the Camouflage Club get canceled? They couldn't see, couldn't see

(46:29):
each other, couldn't see each other. It looks you can't
see anyone being there. It looks like nobody's there. It
looks like no one showed up. Yeah, yeah, this is tough.
It's tougher than that thought. Why did the Camouflage Club
get canceled? Why did the Camouflage Club get canceled? Nobody

(46:51):
could see it. Be like, you get there and there's
nobody there, but they're really there. That has to be
what it is. Canceled because nobody showed up. It looks
like nobody's there. Looks like nobody. It looks like nobody's there.
I think that's it. That's gotta be it. What you say,
like ten seconds? Okay, why did the Camouflage Club get canceled?
Five seconds? It looked like nobody was there? Follow me,

(47:13):
mister Bobby Bones. There you go. All right, you're asking
again morning, Why did the Camouflage Club get canceled? Why
did the Camouflage Club get canceled? Our answer is gonna
ben't this is I just give you the answer already
say no. We're gonna officially say, Okay, it looks it

(47:36):
looks like no one was there, so they all left.
Come on, come on, I means it got canceled, it
got canceled. It looks like no one. Our answer is
it looks like nobody came. Come on, okay, And your
answer is it looked like nobody came. Yes? Yes? Did
you change that? Did you alternate? I mean, what does

(47:56):
it really say? She said that didn't They couldn't tell
if anyone showed up. Same thing? See you one, Yeah,
I think we go ahead, clear eyes hearts. Yeah, there

(48:18):
you go. A nice job, guys. Our movie expert on
the show is Mike d Here's a podcast called Movie
Mike's Movie Podcast. So here's the segment. Because he's so
sure he can nail movies that we would all love individually,
he's going to assign us all a movie to watch.
We have a week to watch it, okay until next Friday. Now, Mike,
this is a movie you think we'll all love. Yeah,

(48:39):
research this thought of you, guys when I pick these
and I think you'll love these movies. So we have
to at least give it four out of five whatever? Yep? Okay,
Now if we do, Hey, great, Mike gets a little love.
Everybody checks out Movie Mike's podcast. If we don't, he's punished.
Oh twist. Yeah, so if he if he gives us

(49:03):
a movie that we don't love, he has to stand
on the street corner and tell him what the sign
is gonna say. It's gonna say keep cuties on Netflix's
see what we have to be honest? Right, he lunchbox.

(49:25):
So you watch it, you give it four out of
five whatever, stars hearts, whatever you decide to rate it. Oh, gosh,
it's gonna be funny, as he Mike on the street corner.
So Mike, um tell us quickly, what movies you pick
for us? Would you pick for Amy? For Amy? I
gotta always be my Maybe? Where what is this? Have
never heard of it? It's on Netflix? Are you pending
money for? What about me? I'm giving you honey Boy?

(49:49):
What's that? Wait? What is honey Boy about? It's the
child of based on his life. I like it? Oh?
Is he? That's not the one where Shylo buff is
the drug dealer? No, that's the format I think. But
I'm watching honey Boys. Yo, honey Boy? Where can I

(50:12):
see that? Amazon? That's pay for it? No, it's free? Nice? Good?
All right? What are you giving Lunchbox to watch? I'm
giving Lunchbox a movie called Searching. But what's it about?
It's like a like a mystery. Okay, I think he'll
like it. It's on Amazon. Eddie. I'm giving Eddie The Outpost. Yeah.

(50:33):
Oh I heard that was great? Really? But from you? Yeah,
it's a true story. Those guys who are in Afghanistan's
true story. I think you'll be into Larry guys. Great. Okay,
you don't watch it around your kids. Have you seen it? No?
I started Yes, my husband I started it, but we
had it on the living room where like, oh, you
can't have this around the kids. And we haven't gone
back to it. Okay, what about Morgan. I'm giving Morgan

(50:55):
a movie called Chemical Hearts. It's with the girl from Riverdale.
I wanted to see. It's like when you get a
president at Christmas, like I wanted this. How did you know?
What's mine? Called again? Always be My? Maybe? And Raymundo's
getting extraction on Netflix. D you know it? Hemsworth. I've

(51:16):
seen the trailer. So these are the movies for free too? Yeah,
not for free. We're paying a subscription to these services.
I think Eddie will have to rent is dang it, Mike,
you know that. I'm always Pennyfitch those movies. Okay, there
we have it. That's what we're gonna do. Movie Mike
recommends checking. There you go. Yeah, everybody has a weekend

(51:39):
the day next Friday. We're gonna do all the reviews
on that same day okay of next Friday, so we're
not gonna straggle them. Okay, you good, Mike, Good? All right,
there you go. Love it coming up next. Next segment,
We're gonna do rejected segments. Segments that were sent to
me that you guys thought this should get on the air,
and one reason or another I rejected them. It's kind
of reason it and the one that you have, Yeah,

(52:02):
he plays, he said Theodore Logan. Sometimes you guys will
come up to me and be like, I want to
do this segment on the show, And a lot of
times I'm like, that's great, let's find a place and
talk about it. But sometimes they just get rejected. And
that's why this is called rejected segments. All right, we
ready guess Yeah. Rejected segment number one. This is a

(52:25):
will it Uber where we'd see if the uber driver
will drive something to and fro the reject The segment
pitched to me by Mike d was Lunchbox ordered an
uber to take him to the hospital. He reveals on
the trip, while talking with the uber driver that he
thinks he may have coronas people getting told that. Yeah,

(52:46):
rejected segments. Rejected segments. All right, This one's from Eddie Rected.
It's a game idea. I'll give you the celebrity. Do
you tell me if they're over or under two? How
hard would that be? But you got celebrities that I

(53:08):
can't stand. Celebrity you tell me they're over. Yah, let
me give me an example. No, give an example unless
we playing the game. No, we're not playing that game.
Rejected segments. Here's one from Lunchbox. Lunchbox prank calls Morgan

(53:34):
number two his mom, pretending to be a doctor and
informs her that he got back the results and yep,
she's pregnant. That's funny. We don't even have a boyfriend.
That wouldn't even work. Rejected segments. In the Prank Call World,
Lunchbox prank calls Amy's husband. This is suggested by Lunchbox

(53:56):
and says that he thinks Amy backed into his car
at the radio station but left without saying anything, and
he wants been to come pay for the damages right now. Yeah,
he'd probably just pay for us, all right, there you go.
Rejected segments. Mike d had this bit. We send Lunchbox
to a mattress store dressed in pajamas, saying he wants

(54:18):
to test out a mattress to make sure it's the
right one for him, but he also needs an employee
to get in the bed with him to stand in
for his wife, just to see how it feels. That's
not bad bones, that's funny. It's just corona. Yeah, yeah,
all the bits with people. That's funny. But no rejected segments.
Lunchbox suggested we do toot for Trump, beat for Biden.

(54:40):
He wanted to go out and get audio from cars
to see who's gonna win the election. Toot for Trump beat.
The problem is there's no difference, don't know. Yeah, you do,
because if you're doing it for Trump, how many people beat? Okay,
there's a lot, But what's a tute and what's a beat?
For the clip? And then you hold up a separate signe,
so you have two different clips, and whoever's getting the
most horns, that's who wins. What about the time of
day it is how many cars are driving by, right,

(55:03):
I mean for thirty seconds, I stand there with a
Trump side and then I mean he did this four
years ago with Hillary for Hillary toot for Trump. Yeah,
and it was chaos. We pulled some old audio. It
is awful in the background. Okay, and one more rejected

(55:37):
Oh sorry, I hit the button there rejected segments. Ray
Mundo sent this bit, I ate something really hot and
now I want to want to sue. He ordered a
burger called the five Alarm Burger. He said it was
legit the hottest burger I've ever eaten in my life.
After I ate it, I burned my vocal cords. Why

(55:57):
do you think you could sue if it's labeled the
hot burger. That's what I'm saying, that's the angle. I
would say that I'm fully going to go after this company,
and you guys would say you're an idiot because it's
called the five alarm Burger. Of course you call the
cops it's so hot. Wow, that's bad. Yeah, that's what
I'm saying. That's why I didn't make a show. There
were some others a honorable mention for being bad. M

(56:19):
Eddie ever get in me because I would. I'm now
I'm gonna start working hard to make this list. No, yeah,
did you not hear the trooper Trump beeper Biden? I
mean that was pretty solid. I mean Eddie sent a
couple that were like no, like nicely rejected. They were like, oh,
we like a good job, but no, bless your heart.

(56:40):
He wanted to talk about how his son gets the
royal treatment at a local restaurant because he looks like
the owner's son. This is true. Yeah, every time I
go in there, like he looks just like my boy. Hey,
good chips, so whatever you want. And he's like cool
t storks. See that's say that one wasn't that bad? Right?
That's how long do you spend on that? Though? There
it is story right, hit the image and get out

(57:03):
of there. Another one was Eddie's thinking about buying a
headset so he can use this bone when he drives. Guys,
I saw somebody driving with this the other day because
I have a jeep, you know, so I can't do
like a speaker or bluetooth whatever. It's like the whole
time this guy had like a trucker Garth Brooks headset, Mike,
and I'm like, that's perfect. I put it on my
head I drive, talk to my mom every day. Whatever.

(57:26):
Rejected segment and that's it. I'll give you one line
from a movie. You just have to name the movie.
But they're all pretty famous quotes. We're gonna play that
coming up. If I were to say, I am grouped, Oh,
Galaxy of the Garden wait, gardens the galaxy? Is that right? Yes? Okay, good,

(57:47):
my son would kill him. I didn't get that. Here's
that clip. Okay, okay, how about this one boy that
escalated quickly, anchor man. That's right, anchor man. The legend
of ron Bergen boy that escalated quickly. I really got
out of hand man. One more example. I want to

(58:09):
play a game. I want to play a game. This
is gonna be a hard game. So it's right two thousand.
So that's it. Hey, there you go, so we're gonna
play that game. Speaking of games, next, see how well
you know your movies by one line quotes. I'll give
you a one line movie quote. You just have to
name the movie. These are all things that people just

(58:31):
run around saying sometimes. Okay. For example, if I were
to say, I wish I knew how to quit you, yeah,
that will be from two thousand and five Brokeback Mountain.
I wish I knew how to quit you. Okay, Now,
everybody's good on the game, right, yes, on the phone?
Right now? Is Colson in Idaho? Colson, how are you,

(58:51):
my friend? Good? How are you doing by pretty good?
Where do you live in Idaho? I live in boys
the Idaho. You know, I was just there a few
weeks ago. And I loved it. Yes, we went up
we were we were about a forty five minutes. I
was had of boys. We went and did some whitewater kayaking,
which is all the rage up there. And the pat

(59:11):
River was it? Or that is exactly where it was?
The Paiet River. You must have seen me, you must
have heard, you must have heard the stories. They're still
talking about it. Yeah. I was like, exactly are you?
Are you Idaho born and bread? Yeah? I was born
in Idaho Falls, Idaho, and then moved up here. Oh man, cool,
I'm glad you're here. We're gonna play a game. You
can pick Amy Lunchbox or Eddie, and if they win

(59:33):
the game, you win the prize. Who would you like
to pick? I gotta go with Eddie. Yeah, that a boy.
This here we go on hold as Colson and Idaho.
We're trying to win him a one hundred dollars Walmart
gift card. Everybody writes your answer down, who said what movie?
I volunteerist tribute from two thy twelve. I volunteerist tribute. Okay,

(01:00:01):
Eddie yea taken Lunchbox. It's Hunger Games, Amy, Hunger Games,
it is Hunger Games. I Volunteers tribute Colson, You're not
looking good so far, Bud. It's one Carlson, Hang tight,
here we go. Next up. You're gonna eat your tots

(01:00:22):
And I'm not doing the full impression. I'm giving you
part impression. You're gonna eat your tots From two thousand
and four. What movies that, Amy? Napoleon Dynamite, Lunchbox, Napoleon Dynamite, Eddie,
Napoleon Dynamite. You're all good, Let's go yours. What movie

(01:00:45):
said this is Sparda uh huh? From the year two
thousand and six? This is Sparda uh okay? Oh God, Amy,
bring it on the Cheerleader movie, like we're this Sparta,

(01:01:08):
This that Sparta, This is Sparta. Lunchbox that's definitely Russell
Crowe and The Gladiator. Oh, Eddie, but I think that's
the wrong year. I thought Gladiator. I'm gonna go with
three hundred. Well, Amy, you're wrong, dang it. Lunchboxes. You
are wrong, Eddie, you are right three hundred. Who's back

(01:01:29):
in the game is I've never seen it? Four more
to go? You're all tied it too? Oh? What movie
had the phrase You're my boy blue easy? One line?
Movie quotes. Who had one line? What movie? You're my
boy Blue? Y'all know that? Yeah? Amy, come on, it's

(01:01:54):
like your favorite. Well, okay, Amy, what do you happen?
I'm gonna say, hangover. Oh it's not right, but you're
in the right world. Lunch box old school, Eddie, that's
old school. Old school is correct? Two thousand and three.
How far they said it's my favorite, which I knew
it probably wouldn't be my favorite. I had Avatar because

(01:02:14):
aren't they blue? Yeah? Oh, very literal. We are Sparta,
we are blue. Okay. If you're a bird, I'm a bird. Yeah,
a man. It's a guess, though, I guess Eddie. I
went with the notebook, lunch box, Amy, the note book.

(01:02:37):
The answer is the notebook. O. Here we go, Eddie
four Amy and lunchbox three with two to Golson feeling good?
Your back on top? How do you feel the stock
market is taking an up turn? All right? He said,
let's go, let's go. Okay, here we go, two left.

(01:02:57):
I just wanted to take another look at you from
twenty eighteen. I just wanted to take another look at you.
I can try to do this oppression, I think, Okay,
I try it because I don't. I just wanted to
take another look at you from twenty eighteen. Yeah, so

(01:03:18):
I was recent. I just want to take another look
at you. What is that close? What movie is about
a complying guy? I just wanted to take another look
at you. Oh if that made someone? Get it right?
Everybody end? Yeah? Man, Amy, sure, sure it is not right.

(01:03:42):
I thought that you were asking if I was in
No put your answer like Batman five or Batman five. No,
Lunchbox joker incorrect, Eddie, Oh I have the joker. No,
a star is born here eight. I just want to
take another look at you. I remember that one to go.
Betty gets it, he wins. But if you do get it,
you can talk. Write a block. Here we go. Come

(01:04:04):
on the last one. I'm gonna steal the Declaration of
Independence from two thousand and four. All right, Lunchbox didn't answer, Yeah,
I got it. What is it? Borat is not right? Amy,

(01:04:26):
Night at the museum, Night at the museum is not right, Eddie?
So I can still get this wrong? Yeah, and you
still win, and I still win. Yeah, what do you have?
All right? Colson, We're good, We're got money. Baby, I'm
going national treasure. It's national treasure. Nicholas Game, Eddie wins, Colson, wins,

(01:04:46):
America wins Colson. How do you feel, Bud? I feel great.
I had full faith in Eddie even when he missed
Hunger Games. I was questionable, but he pulled through for me.
I'm so all right you one one hundred dollars Walmart
gift card. Get you some groceries, get you something cool there.
Let me remind you. Walmart Photo invite you to stay

(01:05:06):
connected to the ones you love by making beautiful Prince
Photo books and walart from your favorite photos taken during
your time spent at home. One hundred dollars Walmart gift
card goes to our buddy Coulson. Here Calson, appreciate you
listening to Boise. Congratulations on your wind and we'll talk
to you soon, hopefully. Right there is, It's time for
the good news. Queen Brian She's twelve years old from

(01:05:32):
South Carolina and she's sitting there watching TV with her
five younger siblings in her mobile home, and she smells
smoke and then she starts looking. She sees fire coming
from the bedroom, so she thinks quick. She's twelve years old.
And tells all her little brothers and sisters get out
of the house. There are two babies. She grabs one
in one arm, grabs the other one in the other arm,
and she just takes them out of the house and
saves them. Cars driving by sees them. They call for help.

(01:05:55):
Everything's okay, But then they're calling her a hero, right,
and most people are like, no, no no, no, I'm not
a hero. Not cool, and she goes kind of feel
proud being called a hero. Ammy have about thirteen year old? Yeah,
what she handled that situation the same, I think, So
I really do. She's kind of like that Eddie. No, no, no,
definitely not. What would yours do? Probably just get in

(01:06:16):
a ball and like get into the bed and say
good luck, fire, don't get us now. All right, that's
a good story. There you go. That's what it's all about.
That was tell me something good. Yesterday after work, Eddie
was walking around behind the building and he sees a
purse hanging from a dumpster and you thought, what, somebody

(01:06:38):
was missing a purse. I really I was just like, oh,
is that really a purse? So I went down there
to check it out and I documented it all on Instagram.
Story and you found there was a purse. There was
no cash. Gosh, man, it had been pretty much gut
it out except a wallet, which wasn't even by the
purse who was somewhere else in the area, and everything
was scattered. You know, credit cards, they didn't stole the

(01:06:59):
credit card, tone, credit cards, business cards, and social Security card. Yeah.
If I wear a petty thief, I'd be steal an
identity and steal. Maybe they just want cash because they
don't want to worry about the tracing of things I get.
I'm just wear a mask. We're we're wearing them anyway. Um.
Then we get this voicemail from someone named Holly. I

(01:07:19):
am downstairs at the studio because producer Eddie is posting
on his Instagram that he has my purse and I
would like that back as long as it still has
everything in it, that'd be great. Please, thank you, You're welcome,
And Holly is on the phone now who now has
her purse back? Holly, how are you hey? I'm good.
So how did you know Eddie found your purse? So

(01:07:40):
I was at lunch with my boss and my phone
was going off and I was like, what is going on?
And I took my Instagram DM and a couple of
my friends had sent me Eddie's story and they're like,
is this your bag, um, because they knew that my
car had been broken into, and I was like, oh

(01:08:02):
my god, that is my bag. And I just was
like so overwhelmed with emotions that I'm pretty sure I
sent Eddie like twenty five d ms in a row
because I was like, I was just freaking out, honestly,
Like I was beside myself. I was like, there's no
way that someone found my back. And it also had
like my Social Security card and like my voter registration card,

(01:08:22):
so it was definitely like just freaking out, honestly, I
was so elated that he had found it. So, what's
the story with your car being broken into? Was it
late at night? What happened there? Yeah? So, um, I
work like pretty close to y'all studio, like a couple
buildings down and Saturday night, I had left my car
there while I like walked over to Midtown and then

(01:08:44):
I left my car there overnight and when I came
back in the morning, my window had been smashed and
everything had been taken out of my truck and there
was like blasts everywhere, and it was just honestly, like
the worst way to start a Sunday stinks. And I'm
thinking too, they're gonna take it again. I'm scared they're
gonna run my credit cards. I'm scared they're gonna take
a picture of my ID and put it on the

(01:09:06):
dark web, whatever the crowd that is. Yeah, I was terrified, honestly,
and I like cut off all of my cards that
were in that wallet. Um. Luckily, like it didn't have
my Dabit card, it just had credit cards, so it's
like pretty easy. Um, but yeah, I was just definitely
very overwhelming, and like what if one day, like I
find out that they did, like take a picture of
my Social Security card? I did? I did, Hey so

(01:09:31):
this this bag, this purse, this is pretty nice purse
or way, Um, yeah, it's like a collection purse. Um,
I don't know that you would be familiar. But how
much I'm about how much a cost you think if
I had just gonna buy one right now? It was
like six Yeah they did. They didn't even keep the stay,
didn't they had no idea? Yeah they should have Eddie's Like, day,

(01:09:54):
what am I doing? Oh so you and you got
the purse bag too. Is the purse damaged um is
from being in the sunlight. It's made of like genuine python,
So the python is now like it's different color than
it originally was. But you know, like totally fine, like
material things can be replaced anyway. I'm just happy that

(01:10:14):
like someone found it and I was, uh someone influential
enough that people like got the word around to me
and it happened to be so close. So you guys
are basically like my neighbors at work. Had you ever
heard of the show before this purse gate? Yeah? Absolutely, Yeah,
I never know. I don't think anybody yet. Oh yeah, no,
I never. I never assumed. Crap. That's of the time.

(01:10:36):
People are like, so, what do you do? So that's
that's a podcast? No, it's a radio show. People, Holly,
what do you like? What area of work do you do?
You work in music? Like over here to the show
be here by us? Um, I do not work in
the music business. Everyone assumes that because our building is
on music row, we work in like staffing and recruiting. Okay, cool, Well,

(01:10:58):
I'm really glad that you got your purse back. I've
had my car broken into and stuff. Jack before and
you just don't ever get it back. Yeah, that's Eddie,
nice job posting it on Instagram story. You're a hero
at oh he I'm just a regular person, Holly. I'm
so glad you got your purse back, though. Have you
did you guys meet? Thank you? Nope? Okay, I mean
I wasn't here when you go up? Okay, Well, how

(01:11:18):
did you get a reward? That's oh, I'm just saying.
I mean he didn't find a nice person, he didn't
return it. That's a genuine python. That is completely fair.
I'll definitely send something to the studio to reward you
guys for your hard work. Detective Holly, I'm so happy

(01:11:40):
you got your purse back. Thank you for spending a
few minutes with us, and I hope you have a
good day and a good weekend. Yeah, thank you so much, Bobby,
thanks for having me all right, see you later. There
she is. That's crazy, huh Okay, I honestly didn't think
anyone was gonna like reach out and say that's mine.
Pretty crazy influential are you? You're an influencer on Instagram

(01:12:00):
saying I want to go on vacations. Tummy tea now
I'm down, I'll do it. We get a lot of
emails asking for advice. Here's the one. Let's open up
the mail bag, Bobbies mail bag. Hello, Bobby Bones. My
name is Monica. I'm twenty five years old. I have
a thirty year old boyfriend who I've been with for
about eight months. He's great, we're in love. All is good,

(01:12:24):
But I'm starting to get the feeling that he still
lives in his high school days and it's a little
weird to me. He was a jock in high school.
Clearly it was a good time in his life. He
still hangs out with all his football buddies on Sundays.
They play in a flag football league. You know what.
That's fine. The thing is he goes back to his
hometown every fall to go to his high school homecoming game,

(01:12:44):
and he wants me to go with them. Why, Bobby Bones,
would a grown man still go to his high school
homecoming game. You have a job, he's a fireman, and
a girlfriend. That's me and a life. I'd understand if
you had kids. They're a relative playing but still having
school spirit at this point just seems sad. I haven't

(01:13:06):
been back to high school, so I graduated. Is this
just a guy thing or am I being weird? Signed Monica.
First of all, you have to do it. If he
wants to go, you have to go with him. It
means something to him. Well, we'll talk about it if
it's weird or not later. If it means something to him,
you just have to go do it. He's not asking
you to do anything illegal or it hurts. Yeah, it's
okay if it's a little dooche, But okay, aren't we all?

(01:13:33):
I am? Yeah, Well, and I didn't know it was
douche to do that. I just didn't. I would think
I haven't. I tried to go back for mine last
year at Mountain Pine. Yeah, but I haven't been back
in like fifteen years. I would think to go back
every few years would be cool, especially if it's a trip. Yeah,
he goes every year. I would understand if you lived
in the town, but it sounds like he doesn't live
in the town, so it's probably a little excessive. But

(01:13:55):
we love the people were with for what they do,
good and excessive. Like you have, you have to go
with them. You can think he's a weirdo. Uncle Rico.
For any of us who are gen X you know
what that means. I still claim gen X. I don't
care if they say millennial. I'm not. I'm not dealing

(01:14:16):
with the people I claim gen x. Um, So there
you go. That's what I think. You have to go
back with them. Um, it is weird, but you have
to go let him live his life. That's a joyful
part of his lunchbox. Still has his prom crown and
he talks about being prom king he senior year in
high school. There's nothing wrong with it. I mean, you're
proud of where you came from, You're proud of your history,
and maybe he wants you to take it back to
the high school game to show you off. You're like, hey,

(01:14:36):
look what I got. You know, maybe there's some point
to a teacher at the school that he wanted to
date back in the day. And she said, no, I
think it shows too that he can, like he finds
things important in his life. I think that's a good
sign in somebody. It's not like it's something really awful
that I think. It's just weird. He's still living in

(01:14:57):
high school. That's that's what she's saying, because he still
hanging out with all these There's an episode of friends
where Monica starts dating a guy that she had a
crush on in high school because he was the coolest guy.
And she's like, I can't believe him going out with them,
and so she goes out with them, and he's worked
the movie theater back in the day, and he's like, yeah,
I get movie posters. And he still works at the
movie theater, still hangs out with all the people from
high school. That sort of reminds me of a little bit.

(01:15:19):
But it's fine. Yeah, this is nothing. This is not
any sort of red flag. Let him have his thing,
You'll have yours the end, and hopefully you get married.
Just put the face paint on and go to the
game you want to do that, go ahead. My high school,
by the way, we have enough people turning out this year.
We're playing eight on eight. Oh really, I think only
fifteen kids turned out for the football team. I went

(01:15:39):
to a really small school, but we were you know,
we had forty five probably am I graduating class. How
many are normally out there? What do you mean eleven
on each side? You probably need for a small school
thirty to forty kids to field a team on the
low end, and you're talking players that play both offense

(01:16:01):
and defense in the same game. That's hiring. Most of
us played off I mean us, I played defense a
little bit. I want trying to hit anybody, so I
played defensive back a little bit. I was mostly just
an offensive guy, played a little in the slot, little
wide receiver. I didn't like to hit. Um. Yeah, we
play aniate football. That's I mean. There are no tackles
or like, no guards and no tight ends because of

(01:16:22):
the account or because of Corona, because no, because um,
they don't have enough players fifteen total. Oh yeah, anyway,
we'll close the mailbag. Monica, hang in there, just go
do it. If you love them, go do it. You'll
have something you'll make him do. Yeah the end, close
it up. That was bobbies mailbag. Yeah, everybody say hi

(01:16:44):
to Jamie, who's on the phone right now? Hi Jamie? Hi,
how are you? Jamie? Where you live? Oklahoma? Wow? Where's that? Um?
Right up by thirty five? Kind of close to the
Kansas actually like Tulsa then, yeah, we're about two hours away. Oh,
my girlfriends from four Gibson ever heard of it? Yes?

(01:17:05):
You know also Independence Kansas. I've watched Last Chance to you.
Those two seasons on Independence Community College. You know about
them at all? I know of Independence, Kansas, but that's
about it. Okay. Well, I'm glad you're on because we're
gonna give you a chance to win a little prize
here up for grabs, a one hundred dollar Walmart gift card.
Sweet exactly. So we're gonna do country music. Who said it?

(01:17:30):
Oh gosh, I'm gonna give you a quote from a
famous country muscard ast you tell me who said it.
I'll even give you some options, and the show will
give their guests, and then you can say whatever you want, Jamie. Okay, Okay,
great country music? Who said it? Who said? There will
always be people who say I ruined a country music

(01:17:52):
A Toby Keith, b Natalie Mains of the Dixie Chick,
The Chicks, excuse me, the Chicks. Yeah, see Casey Musgraves,
d Tyler Hubbard of Florida Georgia, line E Sam Hunt.
Oh my goodness, hey, I mean letters were going No,

(01:18:13):
you're not, Luke Bryan. Those are your? Those are your?
You have six of them here? You want to hear
them again? Yes? Please? I shouldn't have read them out
of letters? Oh boy. Toby Keith Natalie Main's of The Chicks,
Casey Musgraves, Tyler Hubbard of FGL, Sam Hunt, or Luke Bryan,
who said there will always be people who say I

(01:18:35):
ruined country music. All right, let's go over to Amy first.
You heard the options. Amy, I guess I'm gonna go
with Sam Hunt. Why. I don't know. I feel like
maybe he maybe In an interview at some point, he
was asked about his music being different and not resonating

(01:18:56):
with some hardcore country fans, and that was his response, lunchbox,
who do you think it is? I went with the
lead singer of The Chicks, Natalie Mainz, because she made
a comment about someone and they said, oh, you ruined
country music. Get out of here, Eddie. Who do you think?
I was gonna go Natalie mains too, But the way

(01:19:16):
she said I don't think that's I don't think she
would talk like that the chick. Wow, what a great
catch in that quote. But so I'm gonna go with
Luke Bryan just because maybe he feels a little bit
but shaking and all that. People are gonna think I'm
ruining country. That's a great catch on the eye because
if you're in a band you don't go. You know,

(01:19:38):
they say I did this. You would say, that's why
I didn't pick Tyler Hubbard because he's he's half of
a band. But the Natalie Man, no, that's why I
did it. I was like, well, I mean if he
ruined it the show did b K which they didn't.

(01:19:58):
I like their music, Morgan. I want to come to
you who said there will always be people who say
I ruined the country music. I'm on the same page
as Eddie. I'm pretty sure it's Luke Bryan. Okay, Now, Jamie,
you've heard these four give their answers. They know nothing
except they know all these people. You know them all. Yeah.
I don't think Toby Keith would say that. Yeah, he

(01:20:20):
would say the opposite. That's true. All right, Jamie, talk
me through this. Who you got here? I'm gonna go
with Blue Bryant. I guess had the most vote. Are
you going because they voted her? Because you would have
picked it? Oh Man, I probably would have picked him. Also.
I don't know him, but I feel like I thought

(01:20:42):
it might be something he would say. Well, the quote,
if I were to do the impression of the person
doing it would go there will always be people who
say I ruin country music. In an interview with The
La Times, he was defending his crossover hits like Country

(01:21:02):
Girls Shake It from Me, which purists hate, but he
thinks it's because they grew up in a different time.
He said, I'm a small town kid. I listened to
Alan Jackson, NWA, the Beastie Boys, Garth Brooks. My generation
as far as being a country kid, was the first
to have this kind of music that was integrated in
I totally agree with them. Yeah, for sure. Napster was
a game changer for everyone. It used to be where
you lived regionally is how you got your music for

(01:21:24):
the most part. Once the Internet happened, New rules the end,
Luke Bryant End. Jamie is our winner, Jamie, You're gonna
win a one hundred dollars Walmart gift card. Walmart Photo
invite you to stay connected to the ones you love
by making beautiful Prince Photo books and walart from all
your favorite photos taken during the time spent at home.
All right, Jamie, Hey, Jamie, who's your favorite artist in

(01:21:46):
country music? Though probably Mariana Lambert. Have you seen Miranda Alive? Yes?
I had? How is that amazing? Of course. Yeah, if
you had to do a mount rushmore, Jamie, that's four
favorite artists. It could be any any genre. Yeah, you see,
I'm assuming Miranda's wanted them Miranda Garth. Oh nice, probably

(01:22:07):
Riba and can I pick Willie Nelson? Yeah? All right, well, um,
congratulations Stanleone. We're gonna get your gift card, and thank
you for listening to the show. Awesome, thank you that
you so much. All right, there she is, Jamie. Thank
you guys for hanging out. Don't forget. On Thursday of
next week, the segment that America has been waiting for,

(01:22:29):
but I won't say anything about it. This movie trailer
will October first, to the Bobby Bone Show. All the
things you love in a story for nangling, a vote
and paint Paul will be revealed coming to a radio
near you only on the Bobby Bones Show. That's right,

(01:22:53):
that's Bobby's gonna remember that, they say. The days that
segment was talked about over a month ago, a listener
reminded us to do it. I don't know the whole story.
I'm super excited about it. But October one something, some
drama went down, So you made a movie trailer about it. Yeah,
is that that's Steve our voice? Gay? Oh oh not
Scooba Steve Steve Sikes. Yeah, Okay. Tomorrow Keith urban Is

(01:23:16):
on the Friday Morning Dance Party. I hope you guys
have a great day. Don't forget. There's a new episode
of Amy's podcast, Four Things with Amy Brown. Well, you're
talking about what mental health all episode long. I have
a therapist on, so we're no matter if you're struggling
a little bit or a lot, it'll be a helpfuless
episode for you. Because September is suicide Awareness months, so
we also talk a little bit about that and give

(01:23:37):
some statistics that are pretty scary. All right, check it
out Four Things with Amy Brown. That'll do it for today.
What are you doing today? Just school? Pick up the kids?
Homework has been super stressed this week. She has a
test every day including tomorrow Friday, so we've got to
end the week strong. What about you doing some work
with Purina and the Service Dogs campaign where they're trying

(01:23:59):
to buy service dogs for bets. Yeah. I love that,
And we had done a bunch of work just on
our show and they were like, hey, we're doing it too,
why don't we do it together. So those service dogs
for a vet who needs it, they're about twenty thousand
dollars each. It's so expensive. The dogs gotta be trained,
they gotta be so there's a lot of things they
have to go through to be considered a service dog
that can help bets with PTSD. So that's what the
whole campaign's about. So I'll be doing a lot with them.

(01:24:21):
That's the deal. Thank you, see you tomorrow. Goodbye, everybody.

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