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June 25, 2020 68 mins

Eddie pays up for coming in last in our driving test challenge and washes all of our feet on the air. Amy had something on her phone that Bobby found stressful. Plus, we check in one last time with Raymundo before he heads out to Vegas for his Bachelor Party!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right the Bobby Bones post show, pre show, kellogg
Is bring together frosted flakes and fruit loops, and I
like these mashup, I don't. That doesn't excite me. Frosted
flakes and fruit loops are like two different things, ones
like fruity and crunchy and the others like just sugary
and the sugar soft. Don't frenches, Yeah, it's not. Frosted

(00:21):
flakes are not my favorite. I the fruit loops should
be combined with like tricks, with like other like minded
texture things. Yeah, not the nut what or you combine
it with something like grape nutskay? No? But that it
like mixes the young and the old. It gives you

(00:42):
like a combo. It's like a May December cereal. They
call it May December romance. Whenever it's like somebody young,
like fifty five year old. Oh um, free money in Vegas.
You're gonna hear about these guys going to the Raised
Batchel party tonight. But free money in Vegas great news
for a Yeah, I'm I know the places too. For

(01:05):
what the free money in what way? If you're wearing
a mask? Right? Oh? Is that what it is? Yeah?
Some casinos in Las Vegas are offering customers twenty bucks
to gamble with if you gamble while wearing face masks. Wow.
Employees at some casinos running by Caesar's Entertainment, including Caesar's, Paris, Flamingo,
and Harrez, we're walking around tables and given away twenty
dollar gaming credit to people wearing masks. Have you guess

(01:29):
said where you're staying? Yeah, we said, MGM, grand is
that where you're really staying. Yeah, it's a big place,
be tough to find us. But they're not doing the
twenty dollars credit there. No, but you can still wear
a mask and be safe. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, but I'm saying, well,
you well, the twenty dollars make you go to one
of those places. Yeah, Caesar's definitely walkable as well as Paris,
that Vegas casino. Walking You're like, it's just right next door.

(01:52):
It's not three hours later, it's just right next door.
Because you just can't cross the street. You gotta wait
for one of those crosswalks. Oh, it's not even Noah,
the buildings are so big and it's not just a building.
You gotta get to the entrance. It's true. You like,
it's only two casinos down four miles later. Do you
know what that's from? No, spongebobank who says that I

(02:14):
really nailed that joke and nobody really got it. Get it?
Thank you? Well, it's the in the show too. It's
the voice, the voice up SpongeBob. Okay, you watch sometimes.
It's fun when the kids watch it. It's good kes
to watch it a lot because I would go to
bed watching Nick at night and it was on every
morning and I couldn't find the remote. So I'll just

(02:36):
watch SpongeBob. It is funny. It's just fast. There's a
lot of like no, no, no, no, it's like in
fast motion. Too much if anything isn't good for you,
even exercise. Oh. While regular exercising associated with living longer,
a new study suggests that too much exercise may actually
shorten your lifespan. What's shortened? I mean, I know we
need a little to recover. Yeah, let's not get crazy here, Folks,

(02:56):
don't look at this and go you know, I was
just like thinking about hitting that two days a week,
but now register sorry. I think it's probably like cross
fitters they hit it every day, but too much of anything,
it's bad. And then Finally, a new study says summer
sun can kill coronavirus in thirty four minutes. It takes
that long though, like if it's on a surface, it
still takes half an hour of the sun burn write

(03:16):
at it, so you know, like, are you hearing me
later on the show. I don't get into too much
of that. It is really all I watch again. Oh,
I'm not at all. As it's starting to tick back
up heavily. I'm just following what states are getting hit
the hardest. Florida, Arizona, Texas, you know, and they put
up the Red States too, Like these states are doing
the worst with the hospital and it's like Arkansas, Tennessee.

(03:38):
It's like everywhere that opened up early yeah or didn't
take it super seriously at the beginning is now naturally
having the worst time. But I'm not I'm not getting
the night going there. Wear your masks, folks. You guys
are heading out today, huh, you're scared to fly? Absolutely.
I bought a face mask, goggles. I'll be in goggles

(03:59):
on the airplane. And I got hand sanitizer, which is
new for me. But I bought a little travel size
so I can have it in my pocket at all times.
Who what's your wife say about it? Oh? She says,
just be careful. I mean she's not excited I'm going,
but I'm like, hey, I gotta be there for Ray
and I'm nervous, but I've committed to go, so I'm going.
Ray good to go. My fiance pat me a little

(04:23):
care package, got gum in there, sanitizer, masks, a bunch
of different stuff. Amy. If your husband said I'd like
to go to Ray or Whomever's bachelor party and it's
in Vegas right now during this season of life, h No,
but I would hope that there would be another way
to celebrate, right, I mean, super awesome of lunch bucks
to go and race friends that get to go. That's amazing.

(04:46):
But I guess I would probably struggle with it. Ray,
Are you nervous at all? I mean, dude, honestly, with
these masks, I kind of feel like a superhero. When
I go into the grocery store, I feel like I
can live my normal life as long as you're being
careful and stuff like that. I mean, when you go,
have you gone to a grocery store? No, I got
my haircut. That's the only place I've been in I'm
telling you, the first time you walk into a place, yes,

(05:07):
it's a weird feeling, but then you realize I'm being safe,
they're being safe. I'm six feet away from people. Okay,
we can still live our lives. So all right. Do
you get annoyed people that aren't wearing masks, especially if
they're right next to me and due to the gas
station right behind me in coughs and I look at
him and I'm masked up and he has nothing on. Yeah,
I get real mad. I was having dinner with Kaitlin

(05:28):
and somebody came over. I was like, hey man, huge
fan of the show, and like, first of all, came
right up. It was like it a little too close
right now. And then it was like put his hand
out to shake my hand, and so I adapted him.
But I leaned back and adapted. It was like this
really far. Yeah. Yeah, well even like Clint Black, Like

(05:49):
I wanted to take a picture with him, but I
felt like it would be inappropriate to ask him to
take a picture. Well, and then you know, we took one,
but it wasn't together. He like he got on the
knee in front of the desk. We took a social disk.
Nobody to be safe. Take care of yourself out there
wearing a mask, and when you wear it, remember it's
not just for you. It's mostly for other folks, and
they're wearing masks for you. So all right, that's all
we have today. I think you're gonna like today's show.

(06:10):
The Eddie had to wash her about his feet. The
room is still kind of covered in Eddie's feet washing
chemicals and utensils. Soft. Yeah, they do, really, they do
a good job. All right, here you go, here's today's show.
Thank you guys Alaska. They welcome to thursday's show. Morning

(06:37):
Studio Morning. I'm gonna tell you. I go and they've
shut down the men's bathroom for some reason. So I
go over the women's bathroom and I like, should I
even go in here here at work? Yeah, one of
the men's bathroom. So so I crack open. Then I
go dyah there and nobody answers, And again I want
to make sure that they know I'm yelling in there.

(06:58):
Open it again on the woman's bathroom. Is there anyone
in there? Nothing? Okay, you're good. Then so I lean
into the door and the door opens, and the first
thing that my little Lie Spies is a couch. There's
a couch in the women's bathroom. Really, Now, let me
first explain to you what the men's bathroom's all about.

(07:19):
You walk in, there's pe on the floor. You're lucky.
There's a sink, there's barely hot water. There's a urnal,
and there's a toilet that sometimes filled with stuff you
don't want to That's all the men's bathroom is. It's
like prison. Yeah. I push open that women's bathroom door
and there it is anoliticle or a gray fresh puffy
couch in the back. We don't even have space for that.

(07:41):
And all of a sudden they got a lazy boy
in there, and I'm like, well, isn't this a real
how do you do this morning? So I take a
look and I turned to the ride and everything's spot
Listen there it's clean. And look over on the counter
there's a like a hair curler, curling iron. Yeah, there's
a tampons. What they have two kinds of soap? I

(08:03):
mean it's a regular Walgreens in there. Yeah, I mean,
y'all could spruce yours up if you want, we can.
Amy had to fight to get soap in these bathrooms. Yeah,
I think the soap is out right now. Actually, oh,
they have two kinds. Okay, whatever you have on, they
have it. And I was walking out and they attended,
gave me a mint and said have a nice day.

(08:25):
There's no attendant, but it was. It's unbelievable. I wish
you guys could live a life in our bathroom. No,
I don't even want to sounds awful. I don't even
want to see it. Some people go in and don't
come out. There are some guys who are working here
a few years ago. I haven't seen since I went
into the bathroom, and they still could be in there.
That's what I did this morning, went into the bathroom
and was just shocked by what I saw. What's the
couch for you guys? Like hang out? Did you take

(08:47):
a nap? What is that You're gone so long? What? No,
I've never gone that long. Possible. We have a couch.
We sometimes have to change clothes in there. We sit.
I have to change clothes sometimes in the bathroom. You
know what I do. I started to stand on my
tippy toat and my feet don't touch the ground, and
I throw my clothes over the top. Not even just

(09:08):
the stall, but over the top bar of the stall,
because no, people, it is disgusting where we are and
that sounds awful. There is no middle class in these bathrooms.
There's us, the lower class, and there's you guys. The
Jeff Bezos is of the bathrooms. I didn't know we're
roughing it. Rubbing. It isn't even the word. That's why anyway,

(09:31):
that's why I did this morning nice. That's now he's
always going to be in there. Slow. My morning fired
up when I came out of there. Do you do
anything yesterday? Oh? Just mostly still unpacking and moving stuff around.
I think it's it's mostly now. I don't have to
buy any new furniture, but it's playing musical chairs with

(09:53):
the furniture we have. You know, Okay, what room to
we put this chair in? What room to move at
this dresser in? So that kind of thing you. I
kind of cut the top part of my finger off.
I was just wanted to ask you about that. Just
moving some knives and kitchen stuff and nine plates and yeah,
I just made a mistake and cut the top part
of my fingers. It wasn't the whole fingertip, but it

(10:16):
sounded like five bandaids. So it's not that manly. Oh.
I was like my finger and so I kay lump
put a band I was like, it's not even bleeding.
It was just a skinnel ripped off, and so she
puts one. I was like, do you have any more?
You're like my kids, and so she then she wrapped
the other side of my finger that didn't even have
a bandaid, just to make it. I needed it to
weigh even. And then I was like, it's doesn't need more.
And so I had five bandaids on my those paw

(10:37):
patrol bandaids. One of those. No. No. I had some
SpongeBob ones, but I don't have it anymore. I use
them all. Finished the show yesterday, I walked over to
our green room. There's really nobody that gets to even
exist near our studios because of COVID precautions, but Clint
Black hung out and just sat over there. Someone talked
Clint Black for like twenty five thirty minutes. Ester blows yeah,

(10:58):
and then I wanted to talk about he's a basketball game.
He used to play every Sunday, okay, like a pickup
and some interesting people. It's his story. So I don't
want to share it. But we talked about that. I
talked a little bit about music, what he's up to now.
We talked about golf a little bit, I think too.
After I left, Hey, Scoot to Clint Blake, leave me

(11:18):
his phone number. His manager is going to hook it up.
He wants to hang out with you. His manager does. Wait,
He's gonna give it to me to give to you.
It's this process as the manager wants to hang out
with me or Clint Black, Clinton Black does, but I'm
getting the number from his manager to give to you. Interesting.
I totally hang out with Clint Black, and I don't
hang out with any buddy. Clint Black's true. I know, yeah, yeah,

(11:38):
I'm always like, why does somebody want to hang out
with me? Like I'm not that fun to hang out with,
And so then I my mind goes, well, since I'm
not that fun to hang out with, they must want
something from me. So I'll just shut it down and
hang out with nobody. That's kind of how my life works.
But for Clint Black, I would hang out with Clint Blake,
are you go? I have a couple of friends in
the industry net like, I hang out with friends. I'm

(12:02):
friendly with a lot of folks, but I don't make
I have one. I would say I have one pretty
good to a good friend. We hang out about once
every week, week and a half or so. That's a
level like a B B artist like A is Luke Bryan,
Jason Aldean, B is at next up, but big stars
already can sell out like a small arena. I have

(12:24):
one friend to hang out with, and we don't even
talk about it because it's like it's kind of our
own thing and we keep our romance private because I also,
I mean, yeah, obviously he knows who's not. But I
mean yeah, if you were to be here you say
he's a B what do you be offended by that? No?
I don't think so. Because A list is up for
Entertainer of the Year. B is like for male or
female vocalist of the year, like that category that's just

(12:46):
about to be there. C is like Best New Artist.
D is somebody that's starting to pop a little bit.
They're like, oh, there's some real future. E is starting out. Well,
it's a new artist, but there's potential there. And then
F is me it's a good way to break it down.
Thanks about by By, that's not a. I don't think
that's a bad term. That's actually a really great term. Yeah.

(13:06):
And as an artist, I think you know where you
are in your career, right, yeah, you know where you stand? Y? Yeah,
but if not a Bobby, I'll tell you that's true.
Any artists wants to know, ask me, and I'll tell
you exactly what class you're in. I do, I do.
Ask me somebody. I'll tell you right now what artists
you want to know? This game? Oh, amys, don't play it.
I don't know play I don't want to play. Let's
do Chris Jansen see strong almost it'd be Ce plus

(13:32):
the others a bee. But he's not a bee. I
would say he's a bee if the others a be.
No man, okay, this person. No, my friend has a
bunch more number ones. Oh it sells out, um like
it does. Chris is right there close. But yeah, Chris plus,
I'm gonna argue people against each other. Oh but I
was just thinking how I'm trying to learn how you

(13:53):
are categorizing. But number of number ones and ticket sales
and ticket sales? Okay, what about Kelsey Ballerini's one bright Yeah,
she's deferent female artists of the Year every year. That
song she has with Halsey right now is so good,
Oh so good? I got one. Go ahead? Where would
you put Lee Bryce C minus was higher at one point? Yeah,

(14:16):
was lower at one point and is now kind of
on the up a little bit, but probably not where
it used to be. Who else good? I'll be honest,
I like it. I like it. Go ahead, Golly, I'm
trying to think. Who is Marion Morris? It's really B
B plus plus plus, like almost right at that super

(14:37):
a level, not quite there yet because she's not in
the conversation for Entertainer of the Year. I like those.
I like those that are right in the cuspero. So
let me give you he's a cusper. Where's Sam Hunt?
Oh A minus minus? You put him at A minus.
I like that because Sam can but Marion can't. They're
very close to each other. But I would say Sam,
which is a tick? It's a tick over Marin. Okay,

(15:00):
old dominion. Oh B solid be right there, shelved in
that solid B slot. It's like a degrade. It is
how I look at it, like cold be a as
you're you're going to Harvard. B's on a roll still
it's awesome, all right? Anybody else class Oh oh no,
I'm good. Thomas Rhett A yeah, like bottom part of

(15:22):
the apart, but yeah for sure. Yeah yeah. Like that
guy go into inertn of the Year and everybody be like,
oh good to see him win it. He's young, but
he did it. Can you give us some seat? Just
because I'm not giving I was saying, sees that because
I'm like, I can't think of anybody. Everybody, I say,
I think it is okay, and then he says A
or B So I haven't heard a see yet. Um,
I think Chris Jansen is like C plus Bryce in minus. Yeah,

(15:47):
what do I know? Though? I'm just a guy, you
know a lot. I gotta I got a whole had
paper over here giving out grades. All right, Who am
I gonna play? Who I'm gonna play? Let's figure out? Okay,
what John John party B plus B B to B
plus every time you go, I'm gonna probably pick John Party.

(16:09):
Who's that? Who else? Though Scooba is shaking his head
at this segment? Are you shaking your head at this segment?
I'm just laughing at it because I love to hear
the greeting of these artists. Oh, I got one, go ahead,
Scotty McCreery. M that's a good one. It is a
good lunchbox for tweens. I don't want the easy one.
I think he's um, he had I think his third
number one. He's probably right at that cusp of C

(16:31):
plus to B minus right there. I think he's right there.
He's got some extra fame attached to him though, for
the American Idol Day, so that helps a little bit.
So maybe he's in the beat the lower B category.
That's close. Yeah. Um, all right, Mike Deek's putting pictures
of artists in front of me are twins and I'm
not coming. I'm done. Netflix is putting out a new

(16:53):
Unsolved Mysteries now for you kids. This show used to
scare the crap out of me. Of the kid, sure
thinks was Robert Urich. Is that his name, Robert Stack? Dang, Robert,
I'm a wrong Robert. Yeah. He would come on and
be like show and they'd be fog around his feet,
but they would tell real stories, like of crimes. And

(17:13):
then it got dark and I was convinced every single
person that was in a crime store was outside of
my house. Somewhere. Yeah, because they were missing. They're still
looking for that person. The original Unsolved Mysteries aired in
nineteen eighty seven and then continued through a bunch of reboots. Issh.
But Netflix is bringing back to the documentary show for
a twenty twenty reboot that shows scared that it really
was scary. It was, but it wasn't horror. There were

(17:35):
no monsters. It was just people committing crimes, and then
they would get people to reenact the crimes, and then
I would always be convinced that was the guy. Yeah,
so I thought that was pretty cool that's coming out.
Did you watch Usolved Mysteries? Oh for sure. And one
of my sister's friends got to be an actor on
one of the reenactings. Wow. So I always thought that
episode was super cool. And then our living room was

(17:58):
separate from where the bedrooms were in our house, and
there was this hallway with windows, and anytime I watched
Unsolved Mysteries, if I wanted to go to my room,
I would sprint because I was so scared to go
past the windows after watching that show. Hey Morgan, you
weren't alive when the show started, but do you know
anything about Unsolved Mysteries. No, I think the only thing
that I recognized as like date line. Other than that,

(18:19):
I don't really know anything, okay similar except Unsolved Mysteries
was kind of the only thing that did that. And
then Roberts Stack just kind of walked from the dark.
It was like so nineteens, and then you figure wherever
that killing happened, even if it's in Pensylvania, that guy
was at your house right when the show was over,
you thought he and you always wanted to call to

(18:40):
Was this the one where it would end with like
if you know the whereabouts of this, sure they would
do that. Well, that's the part that would freak me out.
That and then America's Most Wanna was a big Yeah,
that was a big one too, where they would catch
people like crazy on that show. Anyway, that's coming back
to Netflix. Are you watch anything good at all right now?
Um you Yellowstone season three or no? Yes? But I've
I've only seen the one episode because I have to

(19:02):
wait for Sunday night for another one to drop technically Monday,
because I don't have Paramount. But Paramount used to be
a different network, is what I heard. Oh yeah, I
thought that I just didn't know where it wasn't but
it used to be like Spike TV. Oh okay, yeah,
so but you're watching that, you watch anything else? Not
really right now? Oh at the office, I'm gonna have

(19:24):
that on repeat while I unpacked season four of Curb
Your Enthusiasm. We try to watch that. Here's the thing
with that show. I try to watch in the daytime now,
and it messes me out because we usually try to
watch an episode right before we fall asleep. So when
I watch it in the daytime, I should get really
sleepy because I'm used to only watching it when I'm
falling asleep. It's that pattern. Yeah. Pavlov's Dog, I hear
the bill, I start to get Hungry was the latest

(19:46):
from Nashville. In Tullywood Morgan, Number two, Skinny and Eric
Church dropped his new song stick That in Your Country Song.

(20:09):
Lauren Lena and Tricia Yearwood are releasing a duet version
of Lauren's song Getting Good tomorrow. Here's a teaser at
Lauren shared on social media. Maybe that's when lass getting
Good seem Summer Stayka is happening on Wednesday, July first.
Jimmy Allen and Lindsay l are hosting, plus our own
Bobby Bones will be doing a version of his Super

(20:29):
Easy Trivia game show on it. You can watch it
on CMA's YouTube and Facebook page. I'm Morgan number two.
That's your skinny call. It's time for the good news lunchbox.
Something good. Around four fifty am, Daniel Miranda was driving
to work when the car in front of him lost control,
hit a pull, flipped like twelve times, landed upside down

(20:53):
in the irrigation ditch. She's like, oh my goodness. Then
the car starts to sync so there's a person in it.
He jumps out in Two other people that were driving
by jump out, go into the irrigation ditch and pull
him out to safety. Man, that's crazy. That's awesome. That's
what it's all about. Right there. That was tell me
something good. Down Sorry. Up to day. This story comes

(21:15):
with us from Key West, Florida. A thirty five year
old man was running late for his flight at the airport,
so he's speeding. Police trying to pull him over and
he's like, nope, gotta make my flight, so he guns it,
getting up to ninety miles an hour, leads police on
a high speed chase for twenty miles before he gives
up and says, sorry, guys, I was late for my flight.
I was trying to make the airplane. Like, what does

(21:36):
that guy think. Does he think if he does outrun
the cops and they know where he's going, he can
eventually they get a helicopter involved. Did He's just gonna
be able to get on an airplane and go about
his day. Like if you get away from them at
some point, do you think they just give up. Yeah, no,
they're like, oh, he's already on the plane level, or
they pull him in. He's like, new guys, airport, I
gotta I gotta get there. I just don't understand that, Like,

(21:57):
if you pull over and get your ticket, you you
can get the airport quicker. But again, that's just me
being rash, not a bone head. I'm lunchboxed. That's your
bone head story of the day. By the way, I'm
trying to do my part and not use as much plastic.
And I still will use plastic bottle sometimes, but I
used I have like a like a Yeti cup. I

(22:21):
was gonna say, it's not really a yetty, it's a
zackle like a YETI. Yeah, it's a that's a big zackle.
It's probably like sixty percent cheaper than a YETI, but
still gets the job done. What's in the water. But
I feel like my grandma. I used to got a
bean go with her. I used to go to the
Elks Lodge or the Benedict Team manner, and she would
carry one of these a diet coke everywhere she would.

(22:42):
And so that's kind of what I feel like. And
then sometimes because I feel like an old lady with
this thing, sometimes I forget I even have it with me.
And so I was somewhere yesterday and I had it
with me, and I just laid it down and then
I was like, where's my water? And I look forever
from a water bottle, coldn't find it, and then just left.
So I left one of these tumblers at a store.
Oh yeah, no, it's gonna happen. You're gonna lose those.

(23:04):
But I'm not used to this now. I'm not even
doing good at drinking yet. It's funny, I've never seen
you yet. Watch you usually get one with the straw.
Next you lose that one. I kind of suck at it. Huh.
Those are cute, as you can tell. I'm still a rookie.
He's just learning how to step. Yeah, let's play elder
versus Millennia. There we go at five foot eleven, the

(23:28):
Hispanic coo, don't panic, that's right, Dad A four here
is you know him? You love him? Produce red not
a digital problem she can't fix. She's aged twenty six,
she's got blonde hair. She don't care. Yeah she is.
You know who she is? You know what she knew?

(23:49):
It's Morgan number two. Forgot. I was doing the intros
and then Ray hit the music. Had to come up
with all those off top of my head, good Man
at the Dome. It's a game where Eddie's the oldest,
Morgan's the youngest. We asked some questions about each other's generation.
Let me get a drink from my tumbuel. All right,

(24:14):
here we go, Eddie, you're up first. I'm so ready,
let's go. These are all about Morgan's generation. What movie
was about a college acapella group called the Bella's movie?
What movie was about a college acapella group called the
Bella's that's pitch perfect, that's correct. Yeah. What famous couple
wed at Westminster Abbey in mid twenty eleven mm Whensminster Abbey.

(24:40):
Famous couple wed at Westminster? Is that Harry and Megan? Incorrect? Oh,
dang it, Morgan, over to you. You can still this
What famous couple we at Westminster Abbey mid twenty eleven?
Is that the other prince couple? So it's not Harry
and Megan, it'd be Prince William and and Hey, your

(25:04):
answer is Prince William? Can I say one? Do I
have to say both of them? Yeah? You need Prince
you need who is girl? Is his wife? Prince William
and Kate? Correct? Yes, wow, yeah, Prince William and Kate
middle's middle? It was just the a the year I
think was the big indicator there. All five members of
One Direction were contestants on what reality show? By the way,
here's a clip of One Direction before they were a

(25:30):
successful boy band. All five members of One Direction or
from what reality show? Eddie? I believe that's the X factor.
That's correct. Yeah, y'all wanted a solo artist? You Eddie two?
Morgan stole one. Let's go over to Morgan. Here we go, Hey, Morgan, Yeah,
this is all about Eddie's generation. So like seventies and

(25:50):
eighty what you were you born not even close. What
primitive mapping website was popular on the Internet before the
introduction of Google Map. Basically, if we had to look
out place on the internet, we went to this website
and it told us point three miles turn here, and
when you printed it out, it's like one hundred pages.
I remember maybe using this when I was really young.

(26:16):
It's Google Maps, so it's um map quests map question. Nice. Yeah,
you guys. You don't ever type intes no, no't print it.
But if you go, I like to if I need
to find the distance from something, you can interest do

(26:40):
Google Maps. Hey, I go. I'm sure you'd have to
map quests back in Eddie's generation to get a clearer picture?
What would people put on their TV antennas to get
a clearer picture? What would people put on their TV antennis?
I feel like I was going in a cartoon, but
I don't know if it's real, like boil correct who yeah, dang,

(27:03):
good guesses. Hey Morgan, when using dial up internet, another
person in the house could not do what So if
they're using dial up internet, they couldn't be well, they
couldn't also be on the internet. But I don't think
that's the answer they could be on the phone. Is
that your answer? Yes, that's right, because what I have

(27:25):
is you pick up You're like, oh sorry, that's right.
Our winner number two nine feels so good. Yeah, you
got all three yours right in one of his right. Yeah,
it's really good when I get eddies right, just because
I I don't really know him because you weren't alive.

(27:45):
He was at least alive during yours. Correct. Yeah, there's
a dog in Tennessee. He's now become the oldest known
living Golden Retriever twentieth birthday as an old dog. Yeah crazy, huh?
I go Olden retriever called August, who lives The owner
Steve and Jennifer, turned twenty years old on April twenty fourth.

(28:06):
They said aug he was born in two thousand, had
two previous homes before they adopted her, which she was
already fourteen. Twenty is awesome, And that's not including the
dog years, right, No, no, but did you know I
was reading a new dog year story that it's not
seven years every dog year it kind of goes thin
to fat to thin, meaning the first year is not seven,

(28:27):
but aged three or so, it turns into seven. Gets older,
it starts to be like closer to one to one.
Got it, got it? Got it? Okay, because that would
make this guy's one forty. So yeah, he didn't make
one forty. Maybe for ten of those years it was seven.
I'll tell you last night, my dog was limping around
the house and I was like, great, just when I

(28:48):
come on the ear, I talk about how my dog
has been sick in a long time. He's limping. And
so then he has this little pull rope that we
play with and we play a rope and I throw
the ball. He runs to a no problem, and I'm like, okay,
I just seeing something or something momentarily wrong. I'm like,
all right, dude, because I let him roam the house.
Now at night, he doesn't. I don't put him in
his room. He's rooms and I'm like, all right, man,
going to bed. And then he lamps over to me.

(29:09):
I was like what. And so I get up and
come to work today and I don't know what's going on.
But he had a lamp. He didn't have a lamp.
I think his body is rejecting the fact that he
hasn't been in the vet in a while, and his
body like this is not normal having vet withdrawals, Like
if I'm not paying money to help this dog, his
body's not reading. So but yeah, my dog is slimping
right now. I don't know what in the world is happening. Now,

(29:32):
You guys can send us emails any kind of question
you have. We're happy to address it here. Let's open
up the mailback, Bobby mailback, Hey, Bobby Bones, this happened
to me. Wondered what you think about it. My question
is what should you do if you're out and you're
at dinner with someone and they say, hey, I'm getting
the check, but then you look over and the only
tip ten percent or something. This happened to me. Is

(29:54):
it okay to say something or would that be tip shaming?
Or would it be better to try to sneak more
money on the table? Thanks for your thoughts. All right,
that's tough because if someone screams I'm gonna take care
of this, you think they're just gonna take care of
it and then take care of everyone, not just the
table but also the people that And I think it

(30:16):
was probably a good service. If the guy's wondering, hey,
why aren't you tipping at least the eighteen to twenty percent,
which is socilly acceptable and norm What I would do
in this situation is sneak money. I'm not even on
the table. I may go and give money to the waiter.
Oh wow, you're going to the bathroom, yes, or give
it to the host or hostess be like, hey, give

(30:40):
this to our waiter. It's you know, Jim. That's what
I would do. My end goal would be to make
sure the waiter gets paid or waitress as long as yes,
I would, I would do something. I don't think I
would say anything to Wils to call him Eddie. I
don't think I would say anything Eddie. Good random name there,
nice example. Yeah, but I would for sure make sure
the way he got paid. You went to We went

(31:02):
to Sonic the other day, and what stinks is you
can't tip on your card at Sonic. Correct, we are
in twenty twenty. You can tip on your card anywhere else.
When you do the screen you pushed it, Well, how
do you want to pay cash? Do you want to
pay credit card? Do you want to pay Sonic app?
I don't even have the Sonic app priably should get it,
especially when you tip on it. But I don't pick that.
I don't pick cash. I don't have much. I picked

(31:24):
the credit, so I'll stick it in and I'm like,
all right, let me hit the tip. No place for tip,
I have no cash on my wallet. So the girl
comes out brib seventeen years old. I was like, oh, man,
I haven't I told her? I said, I don't have
any cash, but I'm gonna pay. I pay for this
my card. I'll be back tomorrow. So what time do
you work? She said, I work from you know, one
to five or whatever. I went back. I give her
twenty bucks. It wasn't the money that surprised her. It

(31:47):
was the fact that somebody came back. I probably heard
that before. Yeah, I'll get you tomorrow. We got it.
Fix that. Hey, Sonic, anybody out there in Oklahoma right
now you may be listening. Corporate office. We gotta fix that.
And on the Sonic screens, we gotta INDI digitally allow
tips because I'm a Sonic a lot lately and it's stinks.
I don't really carry cash. Ammy, what do you say?

(32:08):
What would you do? Oh, I'm leaving money on the table.
You then go, hey, do you mean you get the tip?
Then yes? And then they go now, already got the tip.
Then you go, no, you did it. You only got
tip percent of a tip, right, Yeah, I don't know that.
I make it a deal with my friend or whoever
it is. I just everybody can leave, and I'm gonna say, oh,

(32:30):
I forgot something, and I'm gonna go back in and
figure out a way for there to be a tip.
Because there's a Friends episode about that where Rachel's dad
sees Ross doing that and then it gets mad at him. Yeah,
you gotta be careful. But in the end, as long
as the waiter and I'm a former waiter, and we
pay our bills based on people's generosity, as long as

(32:50):
a waiter is able to have some money to pay
his bills, as long as it gets that, I don't
care how you do it. Agree, agree, well, yall we
square on that square? All right? Cool? All right? Close
to Melback. That was Bobbies mail back. Go to Facebook
if you'd like. I'm not over in the swamps often,
but if you'd like our page, Bobby Bones Show, We're

(33:11):
gonna write this up there and you can put a
comment up there Bobby Bones Show. All right, here's a
voicemail we got late last night morning studio. Hey, Bobby,
I was just wondering if Caitlin was going with you
to do on all your map here shows that. Thanks.
I hope you guys have a good head. H Yeah,
I think some. I mean she has a full time
job where she works in software, so I don't think
she can just hop on and I start shooting in

(33:33):
three weeks if COVID doesn't get worse, and it's getting
a lot worse in a lot of places, and you're
going to see places start to go ooh. We're already
seeing New York say hey, you're coming from these certain states,
You're not coming to here. So as of now, I'm
still going running. And she's going to go to some
of them with me if she can, but not all
of them. That'd be cool. Yeah. Also limited cruise because
you can't have more than seven or eight people, so

(33:55):
it's a numbers thing too, But yeah, i'd love for too.
Sammy's pile of stories. So, Bobby, would you walk through
a disinfectant spray to see a concert? Well, I walked
to one to get to work. I'd walked in one.
I wish I could build a big one outside of
my house just to leave for the day. Yeah, that'sking
the wrong person. That question. Good point, good point. Yeah,

(34:16):
you probably want to insert one at your house. Waver
the morning, go back in. That's my alarm. A beautiful day.
Oh what a beautiful morning? Yeah? Why well, because that
could be the new normal of a way for us
to attend big events. Well, here's the thing, and that
sounds a great on paper, but you have to remember
the germs are coming from inside the lungs and it's

(34:39):
people talking and coughing, and you can be covered and disinfectant.
Well you would still wear the mask and stuff. I think. Okay, great,
but yes, the people, most people aren't going to get
it from your clothes, like I love it hands, But again,
I don't think that's the end. All. Okay, we've all
been spray down with lysol. We're now for you to
go back and just go crazy. So I do like

(35:00):
the head thermometer test everywhere. And I went to a
restaurant a couple weeks ago or they thermometered me and
I said to it, and they thought it was annoy
They're like, we're sorry, the guy to mask on a
thermometer me, He goes, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm like,
are you kidding? I wish every restaurant would have done
this my whole life. It's great. I don't apologize for that.
Why so people are thinking about doing that as trying

(35:21):
to do more shows. Yeah, like there would just be
a miss that people would walk through, so everyone, at
least in attendance, yeah, would be sanitized and then still
wear a mask and temperatures taken and stuff like that,
but at least you wouldn't have any germs you're taking inside. Okay,
all right, I'm into it. What else? So, Luke Brian
wants you and your dad to be in his upcoming
Build Me a Daddy fan video. Here's the song build

(35:45):
Me a Daddy? Could you build me a Strong Sun
and the Southern draw and get some really good song?
It is so good and it's like you're like, let
me hear this song. I gotta kind of kill your name.
Let me hear. And then you're like, oh, it was
like a gut punch. It's a good one. Yeah. Well,

(36:07):
Luke's asking fans to take photos of themselves with their
dads or father figure in their life and upload them
to his website for a chance to be in the video.
He's accepting photos from now through July fifth, but only
one entry per person, and then twenty people are going
to be chosen from the submissions to be included. And
again that's Luke Brian dot com. All right, what else?

(36:27):
Segue scooters are going away? Now, they're taking away our's happened.
So this is crazy to me. So when seguys came out,
it seemed like they were just so cool and popular,
but nobody could really afford them. But somehow you would
see them. But they had a five thousand dollar price tag.
So they only have sold in almost twenty years, one

(36:51):
hundred and forty thousand segways. I've never been on one.
I was always scared, too scared. They used to do
segue tours around Austin, and I think they had to
stop them because dangerous. But yeah, Paul Blart, mall cop
that's what I think of when I think of segue.
So what's the point of the story that they're discontinuing them.

(37:12):
The company that makes them says they're going away. Yeah,
they're going to continue to make like self balancing scooters
that are smaller, but no more segues, no more personal transporters,
which just wasn't probably the best business, you know, but
they tried, You're gonna tell me this story, and I'm
gonna go, well, how about that? And then I won't
even remember this in ten minutes, because that's how much
I care about segues. Oh. Shoot, should I have told

(37:34):
you about the story about how you shouldn't been microwaving
your library books? Shoot? I knew I should have gone
with that one. Okay. So people are renting library books
and they're scared or coronavirus, so they're sticking them in
the microwave. Yes, you can't put paper wine. No. No,
it's not even just the paper inside library books that
are rented out. They have these uh, metal things in

(37:58):
there for it's like part of the ID identification so
when they can return the book, which library belongs to
and stuff. So libraries are having to send out messages
to people printing books saying, please do not put this
in the microwave. If you take it home to kill coronavirus?
Is there catching fire? Is that better? Yeah? Well okay,

(38:19):
well I thought, what if you want a device? Segue?
I don't alright, all right, maybe that's my pile. That
was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the good news.
So this mom of three in Illinois is doing something
really cool for her area. Her name's Amanda Carter, and

(38:40):
she's on a mission to make sure that the school
libraries and her community have more diverse and multicultural books.
So she started a Facebook fundraiser to help make it happen,
and it's called fill our Schools with Diverse Books right
to the point. She says that in their home they
try to do that, but she wants to have that
in libraries too, so that black kids and buy racial

(39:00):
kids and kids of other races they can look around
and see books that resemble them, and that white kids
see those books too, and then it'll help with the
social and racial injustice that's going on right now. So
she has received donations to buy more than three hundred books.
I know we've talked about this before. You have two
black children. When you watch Disney movies, are you going, hey,

(39:21):
we need more black kids in these movies. I mean,
people are better at it now and it hasn't really
been so much an issue with my kids, but I
could I see it more so with dolls and sometimes
when we're reading different books and stuff that we've chosen
to watch. I wish they were exposed to a little
bit more and definitely on my mind right now, but
more so when they were first getting here, people were

(39:43):
giving us dolls and different things to play with, and
I was like, these are all like little black dolls
that match them so they can see. Wait, you say
they were, they weren't. Like a lot of them were white,
And I thought, but, um, that's why I got on
a video game. Yeah, yeah, good for you. Right, it is.
It is a thing, and I'm glad that more and

(40:03):
more people are aware and they're being proactive about realizing
how important it is to include everybody. Well, that's a
it's a great story. That's what it's all about. That
was tell me something good, all right. Time for the
morning Corny with a twist where Amy gives it to
us and we try to figure out. It's called the
investigative Corny Morning. Why did the fish have a bad

(40:29):
report card? We have ninety seconds. Why did the fish
have a bad report card? Grades sees grade school, school, school,
if left school, left the school or I don't. I
don't think it's school, you don't fish school fell behind
the school. I don't think it's school, fell behind in school,

(40:50):
something like that. Let's think, let's come back to school. Okay, okay,
because that was Gal Scales. Um I got hooked report card? Right,
what's the joke? What's the question? Why did the fish
have a bad report card? A's bcs ds, f's f's
what's the man? Because he got an F in swimming?

(41:15):
He didn't know how to swim. Oh gosh, he couldn't
pass oh seaweed? What what class? Couldn't he passed? A
fish biology? He couldn't pass pond oceanography thirty seconds. He
couldn't pass you're thinking pond a B. He couldn't pass

(41:38):
like ce water he couldn't. He could have a creek.
He couldn't pass this. I got nothing. He just want
to say he was late to school or he never

(41:59):
went to school. It's got to be went to school.
Giving up it times out. Oh yeah, we're just gonna
go with dropped out of school. Yeah I'm out of
the school. That would work. Yeah, I know, dropped out
of school on the right track. You couldn't pass. That
could work. No, we don't do that can work? What
do you mean? Could we could? Raymond hit it? Let's
get an answer your morning, Corny, Why did the fish

(42:23):
have a bad report card? Pass? Why did the fish
have a bad report card? Because all of his grades
were undersea? Undersea? You were right with the grades, You
were right. Sorry, I kept you guys at school such failures.
But it also could go why the fish have a

(42:44):
bad report you give us that We're gonna find a
way for everything we ever said, I say, because he
dropped out of school. We didn't we that's not it.
All right, Well we're losers today, But if you're listening
right now, you were a winner. Yeah, don't forget that. Hey,
this is the final day for the check in on
five hundred push ups a day where it's just Ray
and I the only one standing. It all started because

(43:06):
Mark Ruffalo, the actor, was doing five hundred push ups
a day, eating a thousand calories a day, training for
a movie, and I thought, hey, can we do this
for a week like lust a few months? So we
all started. Amy fell out immediately. I didn't even do one, proudly.
Lunchbox went down, Eddie, then more again, and then it

(43:26):
was just Ray and I. Ray, did you do five
hundred yesterday? So I did. Actually, the key was for
me starting it in the wee hours of the morning,
and I spread it out the farthest I've done so far,
about eight hours. In my final ten pushups, Scooba Steve
walked into the side room and totally busted me doing
these ten pushups. I mean, it was very awkward to
have him come up to me in that moment because

(43:48):
I was so wee naked. I was very vulnerable. If
you were going to rob me, that was the time
because I had no strength, and I mean I was
just laying on the floor. But he witnessed it. It
was bad. If it wasn't the last day for them,
I wouldn't have kept doing them because five hundred is
a lot, and so I did them. I finished my
total of donation to charities now three hundred bucks. But

(44:10):
I couldn't have done another day. Arms are fatigued. I
just want to go home right now. Honestly, you look
Forrest Gump, and I didn't do him as sets one
hundreds anymore. Sometimes I did twenty seven. I just make
a note on my phone, my little keypad. This tough,
so shout out Mark Ruffalo. He's a big listener, so
he's not. But we did it for five ry. Nice
job yourself. You contributed me donating one hundred bucks to

(44:33):
this charity. Awesome and so um yeah, three hundred bucks
total is what I'll pay to the Building Homes for
Heroes charity. Oh, in about half hour, Eddie has to
wash everybody on the show's feet because he lost the
driving test yesterday. Yeah, I never listened back to the show.
I listened back, laughed, great, pretty funny. So Eddie got

(44:53):
the lowest score in the driving test. Coming up top
of next hour, he has to wash everybody's feet as
the loser of the bed. Like, is there quality control
for this or just go like around one two, we're done. No,
you have to really wash feeds like we have to
have when we walk. We should be able to see
those glimmers like people. Oh yeah in between each toe.
Oh on your phone, Amy, I saw that you labeled

(45:14):
your husband hotter than Dirk's. Oh years ago. Yeah, but
it's still so that letter on the iPhone, this is
the first letter of the name. It's up there, it's H.
And then she has Hotter than Dirk's as her husband's name. Yeah.
I think it was to make him. It was probably
six or seven years ago to make him feel better
because it's when Dirk's was coming in and y'all would

(45:38):
give me a hard time, like, oh, you're so hot?
Oh I think. Also, I told our hair person Dirk's
had an album cover where the hair I loved his hair,
and I like the haircuts are one of my husband
to get his haircut that way. So it was a
whole thing. And so I was like, don't worry, babe,
you're you're hotter than Dirks. So I put him in
my phone like that as a comfort thing for him.

(45:59):
Still there, still there. I also notice you have one
hundred and seventy four unread text messages? Do I? Which
drive me? How do you crazy? How do you see that?
How many do you have right now? One hundred and
seventy six? That's so weird. It is crazy that you
don't clear those. I can't, and I get a decent
amount of work emails. I have to clear every email

(46:21):
and every text I have to go and address it,
send it. I almost want to put the reds on
my text just so it makes me reply back quicker,
because listen, I love when someone has that on their phone,
Like I'll send Mikedia text and I would go he
read it, and I'm like, nice, Now, I would never
do that. Oh never. I hate that, but I love it.
I love it for everybody but me. I think everybody

(46:42):
should have to have the red on except for me.
That way I will know. But sometimes though, you want
to read it and then think about it. Mikes are
an option when you put red onto read it and
then put unread it. Okay, Oh that's what I wish
they would do. Is sometimes that's why I leave the
blue dots. A lot of these are not open because
I need to go back, and you have one hundred

(47:02):
and going back You're never going back. I've put it
down to zero not too long ago. But it adds up.
So on emails, I can mark stuff unread if so
that I can go back to the email. I wish
we could do that with text messages, but this happens. Yeah,
I just anyway, the two things I noticed you had,
what do you have your significant other in your phone as?

(47:24):
Because I have Caitlyn as Caitlin and a red heart
next to our name. Thank you, thank you very much,
thank you. So that's how I actually put her in
my phone too. Zamy's making fun of me, well, and
I forgot that. But I have my headphones on and
I was shooting basketball, hooped out of the house and
add the headphone to earbuds in and it goes, calin Heart,

(47:44):
it's calling, Heart, It's calling. So I have Caitlyn Hart.
Do you have hotter than Dirks? Anybody you have for
your boots? I don't know. Since college, I've called my
wife boots. And that's what's that's what's on there, lunchbox,
haything for your wife. Yeah, el green shirt. It was
wearing green shirts. And I met her and so that's
how you save their names. You know which one she was?
Oh my gosh, I mean that's how you put That's

(48:06):
how you would put him in your phone. Well, I
had Caitlyn as Kaitlyn La for a long time and
she hated it. Was like, what other Caitlyns. I was like, well,
I tormenters name is Kaitlyn. She was like, oh that's
she met Kaitlyn. She's like, her name is spout to Kay.
I know, but I don't know any other Caitlin's. I
just did it so I could. It's where she was from.
I have a lot of people listed by their city Raymundo,
what's your fiance as? Yeah, I just went basically burst

(48:27):
certificate name I put Laura Birdwell, oh first time last name, Yeah,
very clinical, Laura Birdwell, you're in doctor's office. See come on,
Um another thing I saw Amy is um, I'm now
I'm trying to figure out how you saw how many
unread text mess how it was at he knows your password?
Your husband has an Instagram. Amy's husband has Instagram. Oh
you guys know that. No, well, it's pretty secret. Really.

(48:51):
He doesn't really use it. He just uses it so
he can look at things. But did you know she
tagged him in a photo and he got a thousand followers?
Yeah he did. Did you do that on purpose? No?
I tagged him in a Father's Day thing? No, he
used Okay, so he had an Instagram account just to
follow us and Bobby and she, you know, stay up
to speed, especially when he traveled a lot. But he

(49:14):
started using it for his drone business and so he's
actually trying to use it, but it's strictly for work.
And now he's scared a post because he said anytime
I tag him, he gets a lot of followers. But
the minute he posts something about a drone he loses followers.
So he sent me a note and he said, hey, cool,

(49:38):
thanks for tagging me. I got a thousand followers. He's like,
but now I don't want a post because I know
that they'll they'll go away. And then sure enough he
had to put up some drone post and he texted
me he said, within seconds, I lost five followers. Her
husband is now influencer. Hey, guys, I'm Ben for Tummy
t I just you can also get your fat Fit

(50:01):
Fun package here too, with the code word drone. Just
type that in and get twenty percent off and then
that the influencers do that thing. I know a lot
of you guys have been asking about how to get
a drone up in the air, and ain't nobody been
asking That's what the influencers do. A lot you've been
asking about my skincare route, getting so many messages UM

(50:22):
about this. But sometimes I love that people do that
because I am curious and I'm one of the people
that has asked, and I want them to tell me
since there is truth to it. I saw one of
my friends yesterday post, Hey, a lot of you guys
are wondering why I've been posting as much on social media,
and I thought to myself, not one single person has
wondered why someone hasn't posted more on social media. No
one goes, you know, I'm looking at my feed. New

(50:43):
hasn't been showing up as much at my feed? Oh
Clark never Now, Yeah, I've posted like two pictures in
the past three or four weeks, and I'm a similar
but I had no one's reached out to me, go, hey,
why have you posting so much? Nobody really notices. I
did notice that one time I went to your stories
and it was just one picture. Well, I'm talking about
in the in the main feed. Oh well sometimes I

(51:05):
you post more stories than that. And I did think, oh,
I wonder what's going on with a lot of you
guys been wonder what's going on? So you should address
that if you're ever gonna not pose, don't need to
address it. I'm just kidding. I'm just trying to stay
in the here and now, you know, yeah, man, okay,
well just yeah, poor Ben, he's trying. Raymundo heads to

(51:27):
his bachelor party in Las Vegas tonight and you can
watch his first bet. I gave him two hundred and
fifty bucks. Well, the option was, I'll give you two fifty,
but you have to bet it as soon as you
get there on the roulette well read, or you can
have one hundred and you just keep it do whatever
you want. That was the easy out. Why would you
do that this Vegas? Yeah, you got to do crazy
and stuff bigger than you would normally do in your life.

(51:49):
But you could have had the hundred and just kept it,
left it here and it came back to an extra
hundred buck if you come back a winter. Yeah, but
the thought of it jump into five hundred in an instant. Yeah,
it's you gotta you can't pass that up. Well, they'll
be sneakily streaming that bet tonight at nine thirty Central
at Bobby Bones Show Instagram. So I hope you check
that out dial hugely. The comedian, you know, we mentioned

(52:13):
a couple days ago, he was up on stage and
he collapses and they go and they say, all right,
what's up and they test him and he has COVID.
And so now the comedy club says, hey, we need
to get everybody tested in the crowd. Oh oh my gosh.
A Nashville comedy club has launched a major health inspection

(52:33):
after comedian Dio Hugely collapsed on stage and test depositive
for corona. Hugely was performing his set at Zany's Comedy
Club when he suddenly fell ill and collapsed. He was
treated for exhaustion and dehydration tested positive. The club is
now working with Nashville Public Health to conduct contact tracing.
They want to contact everyone who was at the club
Friday night or had close contact with Hugely to have

(52:56):
them tested. Zany's has been closed since Saturday, but we'll
be allowed to reopen on day. Listen, I'm gonna tell where.
I ain't gonna be me either, not then. But isn't
that nutty? Yes, totally. And now they want everybody in
the crowd or anybody that was close to Hughley. Now
what if you had like you were a girl. I
don't know this true. Let's say, could be anybody. It

(53:16):
could be. Let's say that Mike D are writers performing
and Mike D's performing, but you're a girl and you're
cheating on your husband with Mike D and he has Corona,
and then you gotta tell your husband. I gotta yeah,
that's here. It's a thing. Tough conversation there, Yeah, that's
it's pretty crazy. I have you had the COVID test

(53:36):
at all? Well, then numbers are just flying now. The
Texas Governor's like, yeah, I don't know, we'll have to
mandatory do masks not. Yeah, but he's they're starting to
lean that way. They are just I promise I wasn't
gonna get into that. I promise myself, I said at
home sometimes before I leave to come to work, and

(53:56):
I'm like, here's what I'm not gonna walk myself into today.
So I'm not look at me. Good. I have a
drinking water here from a tumbler. Good job, good job.
Eddie's gonna wash all our feet in a little bit. Hey,
by the way, is your jeep broken, Eddie? It is.
I don't know what's wrong, but I guess well. I
left it out in the rain one night and it
kind of rained overnight and the top was down. Well
the next day, none of the electronics were working. The

(54:20):
speedometer wasn't working, the gas gauge wasn't worth nothing, the
radio wasn't working, and the windshow wipers wouldn't stop moving.
Weird because my jeep completely waterproof. Do you pull the plugs?
Ten years the plugs out at the bottom. No, I
drained it. Yeah, I do that, but I guess it
kind of just got to the electronics and spent a
couple of days. Wipers still going every time I drive.
And you never even like try to drive without knowing

(54:42):
what speed you're going. It's kind of crazy, like it's
not moving, it's not telling you how fast you're going.
So it's kind of crazy. So what do you do?
I mean, you just feel it out. You look at
what everyone else is doing, like, all right, I feel
like I'm going the right line. Yes, you see it
also doing it kind of fit all right, And just
a little bit at top of the hour, Eddie has
to wash all our feet because he lost me driving.
Why do you lift me up? And then it's time

(55:06):
for the good news. Good last year, a South Carolina deputy,
his name is William Kimbro He stopped a speeding car,
but the car wasn't just speeding to speed. Turned out
that they had a twelve day old baby in there
that stopped breathing. So this deputy just starts doing his
CPR and helping until the EMS could to show up

(55:26):
there seven minutes later, which you did, and the baby
was okay. They got to the hospital, was fine, and
the little baby's name was Riley and they became friends.
Like they kept in touch. The family stayed in touch
and invited him to Ryland's first birthday party. And when
he shows up, they had a surprise there and it
was like a card with a penny scratch off. So
he scratched the card off and it said will you
please be Ryland's godparents? Wow? So he said absolutely, I

(55:50):
will be her god Yeah. So now he thinks, I mean,
this is they don't know. He doesn't know why he
was there right place, right time, but they're gonna be
acted for life. That's a great story. Do you know too?
We should shout out that mt MS seven minutes, seven minutes.
It's quick, That is quick. That whole story is great. Wow,

(56:11):
what a good one. That's what it's all about. That
was tell me something good. It's now time for Eddie
to pay his debt. This is stupid. He finished last
in the driver's test yesterday, which means he has to
watch the other five of our feet by one one question. Right, Yeah,
but you lost you were last? Actually yeah, can you

(56:31):
hear me through my mask? I actually can better? Than
I thought. So Eddi's gonna walk over to me first.
He's got a big old blue Low's bucket. It's not bad,
pretty good. Yeah, I got pretty good feet. I think
the bad one's lunchbox. Yeah. I got a lot of
damage on those things. There you go. Can you see
him over here? No, Eddie is down behind my desk.

(56:53):
Give me a little foot. Okay, there you go. I'm
gonna Oh nice, he takes Eddie scrubbing the top part
or the arch. Good. Oh, he's putting their soap. He's
doing some wo Let me know when you're done. I'll
read a story here. Pennsylvania mom admitted she was That

(57:14):
feels funny. Pennsylvania mom admitted that she was her son's
getaway driver after he allegedly held up a tobacco shop
at gunpoint. Oh wow. Lauren mckinry, fifty two of months.
He was charged last week by state police with conspiracy
to commit robbery and theft in a March eighteenth armed heist.
Do you hear the water, yes? Now he's renting them off.

(57:38):
Mckenry allegedly admitted driving her son, who's twenty eight two,
and from the shop where they robbed three thousand, five
hundred dollars a gun point. He wore a camouflage facemath,
black goggles, carried a drawstring bag during which no shots
were fired in him. One was hurt. Good. Yeah, I
feel pretty good. Can you drying off for me? I
like air dry like a I don't have that. Eddie

(58:02):
is washing my feet because he lost the bet yesterday.
All right, that's pretty good. You'd pretty good? You tip? Yeah,
I do take tips. Here's a tip. Do better in
your driver test next time. All right, Amy, you're up next.
Eddie's walking the bucket over to her. By the way,
he's masked. I'll do a different story too. Now use

(58:27):
the same towels on her you did me. Can you
get foot COVID? Is that a thing? He's got the
soap right there? I was about to say it smells
like Costco says it has no plans to bring back
it's half sheet cakes anytime soon, because no one needs
him right now, because shouldn't be having a party that big.
Oh that's true. Amy's feeder above the bucket right now.

(58:51):
Costco sheet cakes are enormous. If you haven't seen one, Yeah, okay,
I can't be over all right, I'll tell you what

(59:16):
we're gonna do. Well, Eddie cleans, We're gonna play the
new Eric Church song. We'll come back on the back
side of this. Eddie has one more set of feet
to wash. They're from Lunchbox. Lunchbox say, I have not
been looking forward to this, Eddie. Did you do anything?

(59:37):
Now that's his chair, but you can. You can pull
one up or sit on. You didn't do anything to
gross some out, did you? No? I just wore my
feet like my normal. He said, they didn't shower last night.
Well that's normal, though, I do have a bloody describe
lunchboxes feet. I mean, these toes look like they've been

(59:58):
like hiking through mountain, mountain killing ma. I'm they're crooked.
The toe nails are long. That one's disgusted, Yeah, the one,
the second toe on this, the left foot. Yeah, the
toe nail is so tough. I can't I can't rip
it off. They're even it doesn't come off. They're even
a little like yellowish. His whole feet or his tonails
like it's toe nails. Well, Lunchbox is getting his feet washed.

(01:00:21):
Eddie has now washed my feet, Amy's feet, Morgan's feet
raised feet and is finally on lunchbox here because Eddie
finished last in the driver test, he's been the soap
in the towel to keep keep your feet down. I'm sorry,
look at him. Come on, you don't have to look
at him. Come on, this grasses me out. Don't touch me,

(01:00:42):
touch me. You're washing my feet. He's putting his toes
on my hands. Kids. Kids, He's wiggling his toes on
my hands while I'm trying to watch kids lunchbox. Leave
your big brother alone. Did you pick them up? Even
get my heels? Come on, man, they do need washing.
Did you get in between? Remember Eddie taking them? Oh?
My god, take pride in your Work's anything worth doing?

(01:01:04):
The toes? He requested it. That's how I like my
toes clean. Amy ever you ever get Oh that's disgusting.
What do you ever get? Pedicures? Yes? Is that what
it looks like people have to do? Yeah? They do. Yep,
this is what they do for a living. You know
those pedicures. They put a little fish and you put
your feet in the fish. I get tacked it. Yeah,
I've never had that. You should do it in min Yeah,

(01:01:24):
you can start there to get minnows from the tackle shop.
A little baby piranha put him in. Yeah, all right,
all right, you're good, you're done. There is Yeah, exactly.
It's a good thing. I got a mask on just
so you don't vomit. I'm about to vomit, seriously, what
do you? Eddie is finishing up? All right? Here we go.

(01:01:46):
This is the last rents right here? Yeah? Then dry good, Yeah,
get in there and dry man. Make sure they're really
dry though. All right, Eddie, you're a good sport. It
was taking Yeah, Eddie handled that better. I mean, you
know what I gotta do, what I gotta do. I
really thought I aced this exam like, well, you didn't
do bad, but you did finish last ye. There you go.

(01:02:07):
You would you like one of my phoneails? No? Thank you?
All right, there he is. That's enough Eddie. Nice job,
but always pays his debts. All right, there, it is
all right. Let's go over to the phones. Good Marian studio.
I've got a tip for Amy to help with her rage.
She should go to the batting cage. It is so
great to put somebody's face or whatever you're dealing with

(01:02:30):
on that ball and then it hit it hard. And
also would help with her getting on your softball team.
You'll have a great day. Thanks for all you d
Would you go to the batting cages so win win.
I should win for me too, because you got the
batting cages, you get better at softballs. Well yeah, and
then I can show you what's up and then listen,
you'll be on the team. If you want to be
on the team, I'll think about it. Oh, now she's

(01:02:51):
hauling out. Okay, all right, we're in a contract dispute
with our lowest paid player on the team. Oh so
I would be lowest Paide. Oh maybe it's a joke,
like you're the last person on Then you've offended her.
Now Amy, and who's face you're gonna put on the
ball right now? Meet? My rage is not really a person.
It's not related. I really don't know where it comes from.

(01:03:14):
It's more like I just it's frustration stuff in life
at times, A really a particular thing per se Raymundo.
You guys are off tonight to Las Vegas for as
bachelor party, which I'm I'm not going. Eddie's not going. No,
we're seeing a huge spikes in COVID right now. Absolutely,

(01:03:36):
it's time to mask up. Yeah, so you're going, Hey,
you Phil very safe. The group is excited beyond belief.
I keep getting text messages. Apparently some of the people
in the group don't have jobs. They go, oh, man,
you want to meet at a bar before what I
have like a shift of work and I'm coming straight
from there. What are you talking about? But yes, meet today.
They wanted to meet at a bar beforehand. Then we

(01:03:58):
all hang out and get then go to the airport.
I mean, I wish I could do that, but it's
straight from work to the airport and can't wait. Are
you looking forward to it though, like genuinely yes, yeah,
I haven't been to Vegas in four months. I usually
go multiple times a year. Did you get hooked up
with anything? Funds massive discounts for hotels. Most guys saved

(01:04:19):
hundreds of dollars. I believe we're going to a gun
range and blowing stuff up with a bazooka. And that
was a little bit of a hook up as well.
So and then drinks. People said, as long as we
give him a shout out, that they'll buy us shots
and stuff a shout out where like people are lunches,
got a notepad and we'll just read off their names
and give them shout. I don't know that we're going
to do that. Well, I mean, I don't know, but yeah,

(01:04:41):
people wanted to do it. Oh, I don't know. Here's lunchboxes,
last last ditch effort and get us some free stuff
for raised bachelor party. Um, okay, here we go. This
is Lunchbox calling a limo. Yeah. Well, I called the
hotel saying, hey, you didn't give us free room, so
at least pick us up in a free limo. We
know you got limos, so come get us all right,
here we go. Thank you for calling concier. Hey I'm

(01:05:03):
Jason Gibble, business man making business. He's trying to get
that money. How are you doing today? Good? How are you? Oh?
You know? I am great. We are coming in hot
for the bachelor party of the century. Sison Raymundo is
finally getting married. Can you just pick us up in
your nice limo from the airport for free and have
some white claws on ice, because that's what Sison Raymundo
loves to drink. So this is all I mean, this

(01:05:24):
is how you make Raymundo's bachelor parties start with a bang.
I wish I could help you out, sir. Unfortunately there
is no complimentary transportation. What, yes, is it because of COVID?
I don't know, because you're not a big ballers. I

(01:05:47):
thought the office. I don't know that he would have
got it. But okay, here is same woman, Yeah, same woman.
I understand that I'm not one of those whales that
you know loses three hundred, four hundred thousand dollars in
one night. You wouldn't pick them up in a limo.
But I got five hundred thousand social media followers. That's
pretty much as good as five hundred thousand dollars into

(01:06:08):
your casino, No, sir, I mean, can you like pick
us up at the airport and a helicopter drop us
off on the top of the casino. Yes, certainly I
can do that. Absolutely. Oh that's pretty cool. That is
that free? Oh other thise he was messing with you.
They can pick you up at a helicopter, drop you

(01:06:31):
off here. Okay, here we go on more. Okay, So
you can't give us the limo, you know what I mean?
Can we have some white claws in the room to
say welcome to Vegas on ice? Once you get checked
into the room. The Beldis could could send up the
amenity if you wanted to order something of that nature,
but it will be on the house. Yeah, I'm sorry,
there's nothing complimentary at this time. Can we keep the
notepads and pins in the room for his part? Believe

(01:06:54):
those are still complimentary. What about the soap and shampoo? Yes, sir, Yeah, okay,
now we're talking. Oh maybe the rope. Can we have
the robe? Well, if you want to put it on
your credit card, they won't know the difference from us. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Why.
I gotta be responsible all day, you know what I mean.
I talk big. I'm a businessman making business. He was
trying to get that money, you know what I mean,
and they expect big things from me. I can't let

(01:07:15):
them down. Oh did you want to call us back? Yeah,
oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I can't do that right now.
This is a lot of pressure. Thank you for Colleen.
All right, so you got nothing. I got the soap,
shampoo and notepads. Right, Well, it'll be fun anyway. Hey, Scooby,
did we figure out the quarantine situation from when they
get back. Yeah, we're gonna have a temporary studio for
Lunchbox over here on the side, and then Ray and

(01:07:37):
I are separated enough so we'll be okay, okay, because
Lunchbox and Eddie said about a foot apart huh right
next to me? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, So wait, how long
do I have to be in quarantine? At least a week?
A week? Yeah, at least a week, at least a
month a fortnight. Do you know what a you know
what a score is? Oh yeah, we talked about this score,

(01:08:00):
I know seven years ago. It's twenty years right, all right,
So hey, don't forget on the Bobby Bones Show Instagram, Ray,
I'll be making that bet tonight nine thirty Central, ten
thirty Eastern. Obviously, nine thirty Central, seven thirty Pacific. You're
getting there. I gave you two hundred fifty bucks as
a gift, but you have to gamble it as soon
as you land. Read on Roulette forty eight percent chance

(01:08:23):
of being very happy in Vegas. Have we seen our
Instagram numbers go up at all? Morgan from this bet
from people wanting to watch it? Yeah, yeah, a little bit. Yeah,
I want to watch it. I should follow the show, huh,
but you don't follow the show Bobby bones,
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