Eddie Tried A Citizen’s Arrest + Bobby’s Mailbag: Letting Family Members Spank Your Kids + Lunchbox Prank Calls A Bank

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, the Bobby Bones post show, pre show. Well,
let's just get right to it and play. The clip
of this is from the Sore Losers podcast yesterday. I
haven't heard it yet, but apparently Eddie Lunchbot's got to
do a big fight, which is no new news. That
to me wasn't the shocker? Right? How long's the clip ray?
Fifteen seconds? And it's these three they do a sports show.

(00:22):
What was the fight about, Eddie. I'll tell you it was.
We're doing a fantasy football league and for the podcast,
and where we get all our listeners to join in
and it's a way for us to interact with them.
Lunchbox wants to bring his whole family in and let
them in. That's like two spots that have many spots
the league total forty eight. Yeah, and I had a
problem with him. I'm like, why are you letting? And
then he's forcing his brother to be in my division

(00:44):
and I'm like, don't force that on me. You're being
a bully. That's the fight. Let me let me hear
what's happening. Fun because it is your family involved. That's it, Eddie.
They do more work for the show than you do.
Got him. Wow, all right, I'm done. I'm done. Goodbye everyone.
I mean, that's just the truth. Eddie turned his cough. Wow,
it's the truth. Do you want to turn your mic
on and talk it out or no? That's it. That's

(01:06):
all I mean you that was kind of a low blow,
though you do, they do more work than you do.
That wasn't even about the Fantasy Football League. No, it
was in reference to the Fantasy Football League because it's
a website that we've never used, and my brother had
played in the league on this site through his work.
So he helped me set it up. He helped me
get the whole league running. And so I felt like,

(01:28):
you know, is that Eddie's fault though to use against him.
Well he's saying, you know, he doesn't help. I'm like,
well he did help anything. What I'm saying, what my
whole point was without my brother helping us, we wouldn't
even have a league. And so I felt like putting
him in no big deal. But I will say I
didn't quit. I came back. I quit. I quit for
about five minutes. What was it like when you were quit?

(01:51):
It was it was it felt good. I was like,
you know, freedom, like I can you start your own
about what happened was I started doing I started doing
video work? Were early losers? Oh yeah, I started doing
video work while they were still trying to carry the
show on. So I didn't go anywhere. I just kind
of turned my mic off and I could just hear
them trying to explain my side of the story, and
it was all wrong. So I was like, I can't quit.

(02:12):
I gotta get back on. What's the root of why
you were upset? One sentence? Lunchbox being a bully. That's it,
just being a bully forcing his family in the league,
and then just a bully regardless of family regard. It's
just that lunchbox. And what was the one sentence that
you're upset? I was upset because I thought my brother
was instrumental in getting the league running, and so I

(02:33):
felt like that, you know, he should have a spot,
and Eddie was just forcedly no, no, no. So I
thought it would be funny for them to have a
rivalry and put him in his league and put him
in his division. And to be fair, that was one sentence.
It was a sloppy run on sentence. But there's a
lot of commas and hands in there, but that was
one sentence, and how do we resolve this? We made up,
and surprisingly, Lunchbox apologize. He said, I would like to apologize,

(02:56):
and I'm sorry I said that. He said he didn't
mean that. And this is one thing he did say.
He said he I got caught in the heat of
the moment. That's weird to me. Isn't that used in
a like a different reference? No heat of the moment
could be any time something is like you got caught
in the heat of the moment quitting Maybe that was

(03:16):
I thought. He was like, we got caught in the
heat of the moment. There was no moment, lunch of us.
But you're okay, we're good, right, we made up? Yeah?
My friend, Oh yeah, I'm her friend. You guys don't
even look at each other. He doesn't look at me.
He wants you're sitting right next to me, So I
had to turn my whole body to look at you.
All right, kids? Ray who if you had to pick
a side, though, which one who you picked? Um? I

(03:38):
was right right down the middle. But I believe the
root of it was Lunchboxes brother is very good at fantasy.
There's a lot of money at stake. And Eddie was
upset that his brother was going to be in Eddie's league,
and Eddie probably wouldn't have won. Then that's really what
it was. But now that's why I decided to come
out of my retirement, because that's how much does the
league cost to get in? A five million? No? Really

(04:00):
how much? No dollars? Wow, time's up by forty eight.
It does winner take all? Oh listen, Bobby, you can't
take up a listener's but no, no, no, no, it's
different podcast. It one for Bobby's instrument. Here's the thing.
I don't want to. I don't want to be a
part of it. Okay, but I am good at fantasy football.

(04:23):
In seven seasons, I won four championships. Is that right?
I'm like Al Bundy? Is that right? Let's go four
touchdowns that single game? All right? I'm glad your kids
are back to were good. Amy, What you want Bobby
in your division? No? I Bobby in my division. What
was the email, Amy, that your your school sent about
your son? Oh, they just I got an email yesterday

(04:43):
and it said, hey, Amy, your son came into the
Spirit store this morning and wanted to buy a hoodie
with one dollar in his hand. I told him I
would email you to ask permission to build you since
he was cold. Is this okay? And I thought, oh,
my goodness. I saw him grab a dollar bill and
put it in his backpack, but I didn't know what
it was for. But it was because he wanted a

(05:04):
hoodie from the Spirit Store and I just thought it
was super cute. He thought it was a dollar he
thought that's what it cost. Yeah, he went in like, all,
I'm here to buy a hoodie. Here's my money, take
it all. And so, yeah, they build me and he
got a hoodie. And then I also felt bad that
he's been freezing cold at school every day and I
didn't give him a jacket. That's what I took, that

(05:25):
he's freezing. And Mom went and Caramel, I know, trust me.
There was all kinds of things I felt when I
read it, but mostly that it was precious. Right, let's
play voice Moil number seven before we get out of
here and get to the show. Here you go. My
grandma lived in plisk Iswa. I visited her a lot,
and back when we was kids. This is facting. Probably

(05:46):
not in the early sixties, none of us kids would
go buy that house at all we would teacher the block. Yeah,
all kinds of crazy stuff going up around there, Lunchbox,
you do not want to go to that house, then
it is not a good place to go. Do not
go through that house. Thank you very much, Bobby, listen

(06:08):
to you every day. Thank you. That's the axe Murder House.
How many days, Raymundo? Forty seven days until Lunchbox goes
to the Axe murderer ghost house. It's a different one.
And that guy did sound very knowledgeable, so that tells

(06:28):
you that it's not a safe place. We still haven't
committed to sending Lunchbox with someone specific, right Scuba, nobody
in particular. No, okay, we will buy fifteen days out
you'll have your person. Who is this person going to be?
We don't know yet, scared, we don't. We don't know yet.
Like I mean, all these listeners, I'm like, but you
guys could be crazy too. You could kill me in

(06:49):
the Axe Murder House. Absolutely. All right, let's get going
too today's show. Thank you, guys, enjoying on transitting. What's
happening guys, morning studio, morning, Welcome to Thursday's show. Like yesterday,

(07:13):
I guess last night I had to take a first
lesson of scuba diving and did it in a pool
last night. And let me tell you, I hate it.
Oh you don't like it? Scary? Why what is it? No, No,
that's not scary. I mean that's in my pool. So
anytime I my feet up and get up, I don't
like it. You can put this thing in your mouth.
It's only in your mouth. I'm just not a water person.

(07:34):
And then it's cold. I was shivering and it was
like eighty degrees outside and the guy's like, why are
you shivering like koboo boo cold. Yeah, it's just a lot.
It's a lot of gear. I don't like hobbies, and
it just won't be a hobby. But I don't like things.
I don't put a lot of gear, things that take
a lot of preparation. It's hard. Yeah, I like to

(07:57):
take a basketball hop out on the court. I like
to get us out of golf clothes, put on your
shoulder and go out there and hit some golf balls.
That it's intense, Like shout out to all the scuba
divers out there. There's a lot of training, a lot
of buttons on that. But let it in out your lungs.
You have to. You don't hold your breath under It's
completely counterintuitive. So you know, I had to train for
an episode we're doing this weekend in Seattle in the ocean,

(08:19):
and it's gonna be cold there. Yeah, I'm much colder
than your blood's colder than my Yeah. Yeah, I didn't
love it. Didn't love it. So that's what I did
yesterday afternoon. And I thought it was only gonna be
an hour. So I'll ordered some food, and about twenty
minutes into it, I was still dry. And it takes
about forty five minutes for Uberreese to deliver to my house,
and so I order some food. I was like, that's

(08:41):
the sound that make whenever, And so the food, the
food comes and then sitting there outside because I'll just
drop it off at the house and I can see it,
and we go on for another hour and a half.
It was a two and a half hour lesson. I
thought it was only an hour, and you can see it.
That was like a training session at a gym. You're
gonna take a snack. Yeah, I gotta gluten free cauliflower

(09:02):
crust pizza from True Food. And it just sat there
and I watched it and I kept going, and I
kept thinking, the last thing we were gonna do is
the end. And he was like, okay, and that's how
you do your regulator on this and I was like
all right, and I start like walking towards to get
out of the pool and he's like, all right. Next
we did a lot of crisis stuff, like if things
are underwater or what happens you that that mouth thing

(09:23):
that blows all that air goes, you know, it blows out.
You can just like sip on it underwater, which is
crazy because you can just put your mouth and go
not in it, just to the side of it. And
that that air is so strong it overtakes the water
and you can just suck in the air from outside
the tube. Anyway, the whole thing's weird. I don't love it.
I don't love it. How much time you have on
the tank you talk about that, like how much time

(09:46):
you got to live? No, I don't think maybe it did.
I don't know. You were thinking about your pizza. I
didn't remember because I was like, she wouldn't like that pizza.
So I did that yesterday. I'll say this too. We
have the B team. The listeners of this show are
just on our side so much. What happened yesterday was

(10:08):
they announced maybe the day before yesterday, they announced the
Radio Winners Award nominees for National Radio Personality of the
Year for CMAS and we were not nominated, which wasn't
a deal to me because you can only win every
other year and we won last year. So I never
really thought anything about it. And I was watching people
fire off messages at CMA at the other shows just

(10:29):
and I am so appreciative that you guys are that
loyal to us, but we couldn't win it. We won
last year, and so you're not up for it the
next year. So thank you, love it, thank you for
the passion A plus. Can't get enough of you guys.
So and I hopefull you feel that passion back towards
you guys. And I'm not even saying it was bad,
like let her rip, baby, if we ever feel like,

(10:50):
if you ever feel like we're getting screwed over, let
her rip for some reason. You know, I get fired
one day protest outside the station, but in a nice way.
I'm not telling people lot of protest saying if they're
gonna fire off messages, um, yeah, But I just really
appreciated that, so that happened yesterday. I'm gonna get into

(11:10):
the Dancing with the Stars list that they announced all
the people that are gonna be on the show, and
some of them have reached out to me already. One
of them I've been talking back and forth with a
little bit, just like, hey, here's I don't here's if
you need anything, Because when I was on that show,
Drew the property Brother Drew was a line that I
had and was like, Hey, if there you have any

(11:31):
questions about anything, let me know, because he was similar
to me, where a little gangley. He's pretty athletic, but
not a dancer, and so I used him, and I
had Jana Cramer I talked with a bit, and then
I had Lindsay Sterling, who ended up being a trio partner.
So I had this group of people that I could
lean into when that show got to be just a

(11:52):
bit too much for me. So last season I did
that with James Vanderbeek a little bit. It's kind of
like a fraternity that show. And so I've been talking
back and forth. I think you'll like who I've been
talking back and forth with, Well, when are you gonna
tell me later on this morning, later on this morning,
I can wait. I know who it's not who? There's
someone I saw in there. I'm like, oh, well, that's

(12:12):
someone Bob would like talk to. Who's it not Carol Basket?
It's not I know, right, I know, how awesome, But
I'm less interested in talking with her. Why because now
everybody's gonna talk with her. She's not dancing with the stars.
Oh they do that press line right or they doing like, yeah, she,

(12:33):
of course she has to be open for You wanted
it to be special, got it. I wanted our first
time to be special. And now I'm just gonna be
like somebody else. So yeah, that was it, and I
still love that show. I was a little disappointed I
didn't get to host that show because they told me
if when Tom retired, it was gonna be me, and
then when it wasn't, I was like, well that sucks,

(12:55):
but I was gonna do a good job. But yeah,
that was definitely a little I didn't mention it then
because I was off the air. You know, I was
irritated about it, right, I didn't mention it then, but
I get it. I don't mean listen, I love Tom.
I was awaited for him to retire. I didn't know
that we're gonna fire him. He's him and Ryan Seacrests
are the best host I've ever seen at anything like
being able to watch them in person, like Ryan, and

(13:18):
they're both they're slightly different. But Ryan Seacrests can get
on a prompter and read a thousand of them exactly
perfect in the exact amount of time and then walk
to his next job. It is amazing. He's like, let's
do it again where I think I'm really good at
being off a prompter, but I can move up prompt
a little bit. I can be kind of funny. But
you know, Ryan is just the best I've ever seen

(13:40):
do that right at it? And then Tom Bergeron is
on it just quick. So anyway, all right, let's go.
You ready, I think you're the best radio host I've
ever seen. Well, I'm not, as I'm not fishing for compliment.
I don't think I'm the best radio host because I'm
not good at radio that she's ever seen I've ever seen.

(14:00):
Oh we haven't seen all right. I mean you can
go from one segment to the next. I mean, just
like click play songs like quick. I don't want to play.
I don't even want to play music. I would like
to come in and play no music like the old
days and just talk for hours. And I think ratings

(14:22):
will be better in most places. However, we have new
stations that come on and they're like, we can and
I understand what they're saying. They're like, we can't just
take a talk show when we take on. But I,
in my heart believe if this was just a talk show,
the ratings will be better than they are now. And
the ratings are great in most places, good degree, depending
on where we are. Weren't too many places for them
to always be great. But if we just came on

(14:45):
and talked that, we're getting our groove quicker. We used
to do that. We used to walk in. I'd have
a pile of fricking stories or things I wanted to
talk about. In every page was something else I wanted
to talk about, and now I'll just go through them
four hours later. Although we do a five hour show, now,
that's probably a little too long. I like to do
about a three hour talk show. I wonder if anybody

(15:05):
from my heart's listening right now, dear I heeart, I
like to do a three hour talk show. No music.
Enough with the music. We've heard it all before, beer truck,
so we get it. Occasionally there's a good one slips
in there from Marian Waller Luke Combs. All right, come
on one this morning again. For some days I come

(15:27):
in and I feel it. Amy, anything you'd like to say,
I'm good. You put me on that. I know. Sorry,
What do we need to do next? Probably play a song.
Let's play Florida Georgialy. There we go. I love my
country Bobby Bones show. All right. First step is Trevor
from Nashville. Amy in regards to Seshara having a TV

(15:47):
in her room, I think it'd be kind of smart
to just get one of those smart plugs that you
can turn on and off from your phone. That way,
you know, you can kind of control that and wherever
she can and cannot be in her room. Love the
show good? We think about that. I never even knew
that was the thing. Okay, I'll look into it. Are
you thinking about letting her have a TV? Now? We're
not there yet. I'm not ready to even lean a

(16:09):
certain way. I am considering what she has presented. I
just know the drama's going to cause with our sons.
So we'll see. Well, one shouldn't be one shouldn't not
get something just because the other one. I get it
in other things in life. For the TV, I'm just
not ready to see where that could go. And I'm
a parenting expert. You are, yeah, here you are? Should

(16:30):
write a book number two. Hi a long time with
certain huge fan of the show. I'm wondering now that
Eddie is back from coronavirus on school is back in session,
if you could please bring back the Spanish word of
the day. Thanks. When we can do one today, I
don't know. I'll bring it back every day, but over
to producer. Ready with the Spanish word of the day.
I'm always locking loaded boys and girls. So here we go.

(16:52):
The word of the day is loose l u z.
You know what that means about? Lose? Oh, come on, lose?
What the it's either a color or the moon moon? No, close,
it's light loose. So let me use that in a sentence.
I saw the loose. I was baptized by the fire

(17:13):
and the touch and the fame in your eyes. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
that's good. Yeah, loose, loose, loose. It's pronounced like loose,
like loose like foot loose. I got one. What by
the way, this morning, tomorrow morning, Thomas Rat will be
in to perform be a lose get nailed it. I

(17:33):
have a losom up, loseom up, lose them up? What
song is that? What song is that? Though? I don't
just in my head? What does somebody eat? Lottom up?
Blottom up? Now? I can't think of the song. Oh,
fallout Boy, Yeah, No, Morgan Wallen fallow Out Boy suldn't
think of that. No, Morgan Wallen, Yeah, blatom up, adam up.

(17:57):
It's a line them up. That's why I don't understand
what you're saying. Light Am didn't know. It's it's pull me,
pull me another drink, because I don't want to feel
a thing no more. Henna, I just want to sit
to the paint wears off. Poor or me, poor me
another round. It's well, that's why I didn't make sense

(18:21):
to you. I have the lyrics. Okay, this next cause
from Chicago Morning Studio. Long time listening here. One of
my best friends who I met after I moved to
Chicago a few years ago, shout out big ninety five
fives told me after the fact, after my birthday. She
called the show to ask for a birthday shout out
for me. Since I've met her, I turned her onto

(18:42):
the show. When we now talked about it almost every day. So, Bobby,
tomorrow is Sarah's birthday and I'd love to return the
favor and get her a shout out for her birthday.
Happy Birthday, stare up from Chicago. There you go, you
got it. Nothing for me to do, right there have birthday, Sarah.
Let's do another one. Who studio? Um, I just have
one question. Um, I know you haven't done in a

(19:03):
while because people not everyone was in the studio, but
now everyone is back in the studio. Eddie's back, everyone
is there, so can me low rendition of the Tuesday
SONGIC Tuesdays, Thank you. We sometimes we forget on the podcast.
What's cool about the show is that when we're done,
we keep going. Even though we get off to normal airwaves,
we keep going in and you can listen to the

(19:24):
post show on the podcast and every Tuesday we do
a Tuesday song. Does that post show still go on
the front of the podcast, So still post show pre show,
And sometimes I listen back to it and I'm like, all,
let's just get to the show. You're like, because you
did it, so you're probably already tired of hearing it. No,
I think everybody. Sometimes sometimes I listen to the show
and I'm like, I did not get the appeal of me. Um, okay,

(19:45):
let's do one more. Here you go. This is Larry
from Missouri. I was strolling into say I love the
show No Road Truck Driver. I listened to you all
every day. Y'all give me through a lot of stuff
out here on the road. But I do have a question.
I was wondering because y'all are always talking about shows
that you all watch it love. I was ordered if
y'all have checked out Cobra Kai yet? All right, Well,
y'all have an awesome day. The Karate Kid Spent Off

(20:07):
is the number one show on Netflix right now, really
called Cobra Kai. You've started it? My husband did, I've dabbled.
I was in the room for you know, ten minutes here,
five minutes there, and not good. It's it was a
show made for all right, YouTube TV beginning Yeah, and
now it's over to Netflix. Anybody else seen it? I've

(20:28):
seen the first episode when it was on YouTube TV's
you like it? I loved it like Karate Kid. Yeah,
because my husband really likes it too, and he's gonna
keep watching it. And I was like, this is when
you can watch on your own. But yeah, all the
Karate Kid people from the movie or some of them
are in it, and they're older and they've got parents,
and then there's kids. So I thought, oh, well, maybe
you and the kids could watch it together. They may

(20:49):
like it. Uh, it is not appropriate for kids really
a way. I haven't seen it yet. I'm I got
back into Last Chance You, Laney. I just want to
finish it. It gets a little better. And Caitlyn likes
it too because she's a big football fan. I'm so
jealous of her though, because Oklahoma football starts two weeks
before the SEC Arkansas football does, and they're playing Missouri

(21:09):
State and out of conference school and we're on in
springfielm Missouri and love Missouri State. But you know, when
you're a power five conference and you're playing Missouri State,
that's a nice little powder puff game. We have no
power puff games that Arkansas. We are the powder puff
this year, let's be honest. For everyone else. We're only
playing SEC schools. And but I'm just jealous. It's two
weeks before we get our opener, Oklahoma gets theirs. Crap

(21:33):
is going on? All right, what are you watching anything?
We went back to Bloodline, like that's what we've been
watching together because we abandon that. We did that segment.
Even the segments helped me. We did that segment of
shows You've jumped ship on and Bloodline came up and
I thought, and I know Caitlin liked it. Yeah, so
I thought, well, we need to give that a go again.

(21:53):
So we're on season two of that. The Boys comes
out tomorrow maybe on Amazon, on that superhero show. I
love it. I'd probably want to have to watch A
Boy Myself though that Umbrella Academy have to watch A
Boy Myself too, because caitlinn didn't watch the first season.
And that's what happened with me. Yeah. Guy in Florida
goes fishing and he caught a seventy pound catfish, which

(22:15):
not on a trot line, but first of all, on
a trot line, it's massive, but to catch it straight
up is insane. Mostly the biggest catfish that we were caught.
We're on a trontline where we would take and you know,
over night, you make this little line, and we would
do it in a way because we didn't have a
lot of money for a fancy trot line. We would
take old like pens, oil bottles, the big ones, cut
the bottom of them off so they'd float, and then

(22:36):
you hang a line hook, chicken lever or whatever you're
gonna use. And the next day you go up and
you pull them. You check the lines, and that was
usually where you get the bigger catfish. This guy was
straight up in a boat and caught a seventy sixty
nine point nine pound catfish. The guy that had set
the rector was last year at sixty nine point three.
He had to be like, oh crap for a year.

(22:57):
But there's a picture of it. I mean, the thing's massive,
it's all was as tall as he is. I would
hate to be underwater and come face to face with
this thing. Yeah. It looks like like a villain in
a in a dory Dora. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it looks
like a villain. And finding Nemo. Lavon Nowling was out

(23:17):
on the Yellow River and he rilled in a monster
flaheadcatfish weighing sixty nine point nine pounds. Sixty nine Yeah,
nice you're the one that did that amy of everyone
on the show. Well, I also just watched villain Ted
Excellent Adventure. Oh yeah, yeah yeah, no, oh yeah, you
haven't seen this. You're gonna watch this one? No, not yet,
sixty nine dacious. I saw a story about The Rock,

(23:44):
Dwayne Johnson. You know he bought the Sports League. He's
in this group of people that bought the XFL. You
see that. No, they went and bought it because they
were coming back, but then Corona shut it down again,
so him and another guy's group of guys went and
bought the x FILL. And I was reading the story
about him and how he has in his office seven

(24:05):
dollars framed because that's how much money he had in
his account whenever he was cut from playing football. Oh wow,
I thought it was pretty cool. Before he was a
movie star or wrestler. Dwayne Johnson, the Rock, played football
for the University of Miami in the nineties, even making
a run at the Canadian Football League. And he said
that he keeps the seven dollars in a frame. I
keep a picture of my hometown street sign in a frame,

(24:29):
not with my name on it. That was way later
when they put that up, but as his populate Mountain
Pine population seven hundred and seventy two. And so I
keep that. And then I have an old box of
the first ever Jordans that I could afford because I
always had to buy shoes from yard sales as a kid.
For school, shoes would go to yard sales. I'd try
to find the shoes that had the least amount of
ware on them so they would look new, and sometimes

(24:50):
I'd find some really good ones. Later in life, I
do have to say, my mom got a credit card
from J. C. Penney and we would go and put
shoes on a credit card. But you know, for a
long time it was going to yards. So whenever I
was probably twenty three, I could afford my first ever
Jordan's and a bottom and they were white. And I
still have the box, and I keep the box. And

(25:11):
just because I like to look at and go, man
like that meant something so good for the rock. I
like that stuff. What do you think about that? I
think it's awesome. I don't have anything like that, like
a well what can I hold onto that will help
me appreciate? We do that with my husband for the
when he the propeller went off, the airplane, he had
to land it on water. We keep the money that

(25:33):
was in his wallet from that controlled landing crash a
plane into a lake. It was crazy. So fuel in
an airplane has died so that way, if it ever
is in the water, they know where it is, so
it's dyed blue. So when the plane hit the water,
my husband just had to get out and go to shore.
So he left everything behind, including his wallet. And when

(25:54):
the divers went down to get the plane after it sunk,
they got his wallet and his money had turned blue
from the die and we keep that. We don't spend it,
and I want to frame it and do something cool
with it, but it's a reminder of kind of what
he's survived and went through. I remember Amy coming to
me going, hey, Benas was in a plane crash, and
I was like what. She was, Oh, he's okay. I

(26:15):
was like, wait what what double what? And she was like, yeah,
this propeller flew off. He was flying in the mountains
and had to land in the lake, which is nutty.
And I tell you, I don't think I'm strong enough
to leave my wallet. I think it'd been like hold on,
hold on, let me je out of here. Let me
be sure to get my wallet. That's got my card,
that's got my credit cards in there. The latest from
Nashville and Tullywood. Morgan number two thirty said this Kitty.

(26:38):
More performers have been added to the ACM Awards. Eric Church,
Kane Brown, Luke, Brian Dan and Shay Florida Georgia Line,
Mickey Guyton, and Morgan Wallan will all be performing It's
happening in September sixteenth on CBS. Darius Rutger loves that
his son also loves to golf. Having my son big golfer,
in love with the way, it's so amazing for me

(26:59):
because we can do it for the rest of our lives.
They could play from different ties and different hand agains.
We can play together as long as we could physically play.
So just looking for those times with them in the
time we've already had them been amazing. Dexpinitely shared that
The Hot Country Nights are getting a ten episode mockumentary
series on the streaming service Quibbie. More details will be
available soon. I'm Morgan number two. That's You're Skinny Hall.

(27:21):
It's time for the good news unbox something a tree
trimmer in Missouri, stopped at a gas station to grab
something to drink, and he's walking out of the convenience story.
He looks down there's a wallet on the ground. He's like, man,
I should pick that up. He picks it up and
there's seven hundred dollars in cash. Wow. He's like, I
gotta get this back to the owner and he goes

(27:42):
in the gas station. Hey, is this anybody's wallet? Nope,
So he pulls out some cards in the wallet and
for two hours, he drives to different addresses that he
found in the wallet. Found the dude's mom and was
like and gave it to the mom and said, hey,
I found this wallet at the gas station. I just
want to show you there was good people in the world.
Didn't leave his name. So the owner of the wallet
goes back to the convenience store, gets a picture of

(28:04):
his license plate from the security footage, tracks him down
and thanks him in person. With that low reward. No
and see, okay, okay, I know this is telling me
something good. But he drove around for two hours just
to tell him, hey, there's good people in the world.
I think he was hoping for a little cash reward
because there was seven hundred dollars in there. Well, if
he's hoping for it, he just could have taken it.

(28:25):
But it's weird. The guy would have been all the
work to find him and track him with security footage
and not giving him fifty bucks. But maybe he needed
all that money regardless, that is a good story. The
guy didn't have to do it. He could have kept
at all. And that's what it's all about. That was
tell me something good story today. This story comes us
from Sarver, Pennsylvania. A thirty year old man was two

(28:47):
hundred and seventy miles away from his New York home
and he didn't have a ride. He sees an unattended
school bus. He's like, you know what, that could drive
me two hundred and seventy miles to my house. So
he stole the school bus and drove it all the
way home, and his neighbors woke up the next morning like,
huh school bus Pennsylvania license play, and they called cops,
came back, stolen guy was arrested, and he didn't make

(29:09):
it all the way home. Though he made it all
the way home because there was no kids on the
bus where you thinking it was just a bust so
people just thought it was a bus driving. That's funny.
I'm munchboxed out your bone Head story of the day
in about thirty seconds. We'll do Elder Versus Millennial. But
let me take a second and say that tomorrow Thomas
Rhet will be in studio. He's gonna bring his guitar
and play whatever songs we asked him to play. So
Thomas Rhett Tomorrow on Monday, it's Labor Day, but we'll

(29:32):
have a special of some of the greatest live performances
in Bobby bone Show history. Yeah, and then Tuesday, when
we're back back, clay Walker is going to come in
and play same thing. He's bringing his guitar and said, hey,
I'm big fan. Will you play five songs that I
want to hear? And he's again sure. So clay Walker
comes in on Tuesday's show. So pretty good next few days.

(29:53):
Always check out the podcast if you missed any of
the show, we'd appreciate that. Let's play Elder Versus Millennial.
Eddie's the oldest, Morgan number two is the youngest. They
answer questions about each other's generation. Let's introduce our players.
He's a dad of four. They call him the Hispanic
Kudo panic. He loves pizza, he loves beer. He's corona free,

(30:17):
so no reason to fear. It's producer Dad his opponent.
She runs our digital She used to go out to
the bar, but now she parties from afar. She's always
in a good mood and loves her dog, and she
loves the food. It's Morgan number two. Everybody before you

(30:37):
yell at me about the food things. She has a
segment called food World on the show. Yes, yes, thank you.
All right, my friends, Eddie, I'll ask you first. These
are questions that Morgan should know. I have not been
playing well. So come on. In two thousand and five,
what series of books by Stephanie Meyer was introduced to
the world two thousand and five, two thousand and five,
what series of books? I will say, the Hunger Games? Incorrect? Morgan,

(31:05):
that'd be Twilight. Twilight is correct, Morgan Steeles. Question number
two for you, Eddie, come on? Who plays them made
in the two thousand and two movie Made in Manhattan.
M M. That would be Jennifer Lopez j Low. That's correct, Eddie.
Come on? Whose origin story was the c W show Smallville?

(31:30):
About oh Smallville Superman's from Smallville, so I believe Superman's
origin story that is correct. Yeah, I thought Superman was
from a planet, well his ear his Earth home was Smallville.
Oh okay, I didn't know that. I didn't either. I
knew that show, but I didn't know that's the name
of it. Okay, let's go over to Morgan number two.

(31:51):
These are a questions about Eddie's generation, which honestly, she
hasn't a little harder because sometimes she wasn't even alive
for this stuff. Who cares? Well, at least you've been
a live during her stuff. It doesn't matter. It does matter.
That's a valid point. And I still suck at this game.
So whatever, Reddy Morgan, Yeah, I'm ready. THEO, Vanessa, Rudy,

(32:13):
and Denise were all names of the kids on What
Eighties TV show THEO, Vanessa, Rudy, and Denise. Here's the
theme song to the show. Here you go. If you're

(32:39):
looking at the sky, you're trying to feel like you're
trying to see what's happening in the credits right now,
I'm just hoping something kind of pops in my head.
You know, it's not what do you think? Saved by
the Bell incorrect, Eddie, you can steal. I know it,
but I don't know if I should say it. It's
the cause of you show. Yeah. Eddie also makes a

(33:01):
South Park reference in that I know um Morgan, Over
to You, which television series created by Matt Graining, made
its debut in nineteen eighty nine. It's the longest running
series in the United States in nineteen eighty nine. Nothing else?

(33:23):
You got nothing else for me? I'll play you two
seconds of the theme this isn't you should be proud
of yourself? Alright? Three to two? Eddie's up. Three to two, Morgan.
If you get this, we go to sudden death. Okay.
What famous square puzzle toy made its debut in the

(33:47):
nineteen eighties A square puzzle toy. The only square toy
I know of as a Rube excube. And I think
that's a pretty old toy. So Rube excute. The answer
is rube excute. That's right. I was born in nine three.
It's pretty good, Edie. I'm gonna ask you three questions.
How many you get out of three? Let's go. They
got back into Morgan's generation. Born in nineteen seventy nine, Eddie,

(34:09):
let's see how many questions you get? Viral star Antoine
Dotson advised you to hide what. I'm sorry. Viral star
Antoine Dotson advised you to hide what hide your uh
your mom incorrect? Hid your kids? How your wife? Eddie?

(34:32):
Throwing bands is a reference to bundles of what being thrown,
knowing bands of money correct Sending two texts in a
row without a reply in between is known simply as uh,
say that again. Sending two texts in a row without
a reply in between is known simply as extra incorrect.

(34:54):
It's double texting. Eddie got one that's pretty self explaining
for him. Well then why didn't you know the answer?
Devil text? And I'll remember that. Okay, Morgan, you have
three questions. Here you go complete this eighties public service announcement.
This is your blank on drugs. This is your blank.
This is your blank on drugs. Warner's like war on drugs. No, No,

(35:22):
it's brain. This is your brain, Hey Morgan. Gary Coleman
had a catchphrase, what you're talking about Willis and what
TV show? Here's the theme song? Here you go for anything, Morgan.

(35:49):
I want to say Steve Rkel, but I don't know
if that's the name of the show, or if that's
even right, your answer is and what happened was Ray
just played the name of the show and the themes. Yeah,
feeling matters and correct, it's different strokes. You need this
one just to stay in and here you go. Where
is the beef? Was a famous line uttered by an

(36:11):
old woman. And what restaurant? Ad Here is the clip?
Why is the beef restaurant? It's a hell marry you
got to hit this to stay ready? Wins the beef?
I mean that's Arby's slogan. Now I don't know if
that's what it is. Arby's is we got the meats?
The meats McDon answer incorrect, it is and now it's

(36:50):
six to six because we played it. I tell you, man,
I needed that win. You guys send us a lot
of emails asking for advice, and sometimes I like to
read them back to the show. Let's open up the mailbag,
Bobbies mailbag, He says, good morning studio on Bobby Bone Show.
My name is Robert. Have a parenting question. So I
remember growing up my grandparents were always allowed to punish

(37:12):
me just like my own parents would. That includes getting spanked,
which rarely happened, Thank goodness. I was talking my wife
about that. With my wife about that, and wondering if
we would ever give our parents or siblings permission to
punish or even spank our kids if they were watching
them for us. I said yes, I'd see nothing wrong
with it. However, she was not into the idea as

(37:33):
letting someone else spank our kids. Would you let another
family member spank your kids within their own judgment if
they were looking after them for you? Did any of
your parents give free reign to any of your family
members to punish or spank you? Thank you, Robert. I'll
go first. I don't have kids. I'll just tell you
my story before. I'm not gonna give my feedback. You
can do that. I was. I had permission. Anybody could

(37:57):
hit me like there was a It was a It
was raised by a village, my grandmother, neighbor. Anybody was
allowed if I was bad, to spank me. I don't
know that was the best parenting technique, but all the time,
aunts didn't matter. If I would did something that got
me in trouble, it was well. My grandmother raised me
though for years too, but it was all right. Go

(38:19):
get a switch, Go pick one, and I picked the
smallest one and show her. Then she'd tear me up
with it. But I was punished by in a group setting.
But I don't have kids. Ammy, I'll go to you.
What do you think. Well, I was spanked only by
my mom and my dad and that's it. So and
I would say the same for my family. We've we

(38:40):
don't spank our daughter. We've never had to with our son.
We have before, and we're moving away from that a
little bit. But I would only want it to come
from me or my husband, nobody else. No, not your sister. No,
and trust her. I trust her, but that's not her.
What about me? Sometimes? Yeah? And you know for him,

(39:05):
they were spanked at the orphanage. You know my kids, well, yes,
but only by Papa Pierre. So like the nannies didn't
do it. It came not from women but from a man.
So with my son, it actually is more effective if
it's my husband. And it really has been something that

(39:25):
worked for us because that's how he was already raised innocence.
But with our daughter hasn't been a thing at all,
and now she's thirteen, so we wouldn't do that. But
I just couldn't see anybody else in my family giving them,
even if I trust him or not putting that responsibility
on them. It's a heavy thing and it should Yeah,

(39:47):
I mostly put all my husband anyway. Thanking's a weird thing, right,
I mean I really never thought about it till I
got way way older, and I was like, hey, just's
just get hit, yeah with anything like extension chords by
the grab anything, extension cords, fly swatter and if I
was real bad, she'd pulled the fly swattering part off it.
Oh my god, just whoop me with the hangers? What

(40:10):
we that that wouldn't necessarily fly to dangers that wouldn't
fly today? Or is it flying and we just don't
know about I'm sure. I think part of it was
because I grew up in a really poor area where
nobody really cared about us that much. We were just
being spanked. But that just the whole end. Yeah. If
I came on here right now and I was like, man,
you know my kids were off the last night, I
just took the extension cord like that would be you're right,

(40:33):
and you're right. And also we recognize too that we're
saying this in Jess, but that is the that is
happening to somebody. That's that's really sad happening. And it
wasn't sad when it was happening to me. Feel sad
to me because I was living in Yeah, what do
you think you'll do when you have kids? Um, I
think they'll be so well trained that they'll never for sure,
for sure your kids are gonna be perfect. I didn't

(40:55):
think about that. Yeah, it would be so well trained,
there'll be no punishment. That's what we need to train
our kid. Yeah, I'm trained and disciplined, so I'll probably
won't need it. I'll probably just give them a stern look.
I'll understand four kids, what's happening to you? So I'm
like Amy, you know me, only me or my wife
spank our kids, UM, our biological kids. We can't spank

(41:16):
foster kids. We don't do that. And wow, really and
we don't even if we do have, I only how
to do it twice. But if we have to spank
our biological kids, we have to really separate them all.
So that way the foster kid don't even know what
that's happening. Very it's very weird. So how do you
scold your foster kid time out, and again, time out
can't be in any betther room. It's got to be

(41:38):
on the steps where we're we all are, you know,
so just away from where the activity is happening. Like
if we're all in the living room, then you sit
on the steps right there. We can still see you,
but your time out and you can't participate. We call
that time in. Time in you can start are We
learned that from our therapist. If you want to take that,
and then they feel like they're still in with you,
but they can't move. They don't feel abandoned. It's effective.

(42:00):
They definitely do feel like something, something different is happening
and like, okay, all right, I can't be part of
this party or whatever and I'm in trouble. But uh.
And then as far as like my grandparents, my parents,
I would let them. They I don't think they would
my parents. My parents spoiled my kids, and my wife's parents.
I don't think there's any thought of disciplining our children.

(42:21):
They're just kind of like, oh, they can do whatever
they want. They're not our children. But I would give
them permission if if they asked, so Amy, no, Eddie, yes,
I would say yes, if it's one super close person
that they're staying in an extended amount of time with.
Let's say if they're staying a week with them, But
if they're I could spank them. Could I your kids
if they were staying with you a lot? Yeah? I

(42:42):
would just hate for my kids if they were to exist.
And then if they were somewhere for a long period
of time and they were used to being spanked as discipline,
and then they were never going to discipline because oh,
it doesn't allow. Yeah, well, I can already tell you
they're not gonna They'll probably be like, yeah, bring in,
let Amy spink me, because that's my son does anytime
it's either between my husband or me. And it's been

(43:03):
a while, but let's just say in the beginning, when
we had a spank, if I would spank him in
then say, you know, well, Dad'll be home. Do you
mean to just wait? He's like no, Can you just
go ahead and do it and get it over with?
Because because I'm pretty weak, you guys can call them,
leave us a voicemail, leave it up there eight seven
seven seventy seven, Bobby, I'm gonna go Yes, it's okay.

(43:24):
If it's somebody you super trust and are super close to.
Eddie says, yes, Now I think it's all per parent,
per kid anyway. Yeah, but all right, there you go,
eight seven, seven seventy seven. Bobby, thank you for that
mail back question. I think a lot of people probably
wonder the same thing, are experiencing the same thing, And
I'm glad we got to talk about that. Morgan. If

(43:45):
people want to send us an email, what do they do?
Mailbag at Bobby Bones dot com. All right, close it up.
And that was Bobbies mailbag. You're Samy's pile of stories.
So Amazon says the FAA has approved prime Air, which
is drone deliveries small packages. I think that'd be great,

(44:06):
except when we confuse a drone delivery for instead of
dropping something off with somebody's spine at on us. Yeah,
we won't be able to tell the difference. And yeah,
I mean, but don't you think when they're dropping off
packages they're spine anyway? True? You know Amazon's like, yes,
two for one. Yeah, listen, practically speaking, it's amazing if

(44:26):
they can get things, if they can give him a
ping pong paddle and balls faster because it's order to
a pink pong table, like let her rip. Yeah, this
will specially be cool because they're going to be able
to go to low population areas and the packages will
have to weigh no more than five pounds. But that
way it can just get there without someone coming to
drive all the way out there. My ping pong padals
should come in today. And I was inspired by Amy

(44:47):
getting a pink pong table because you get a nice one,
and so order me a razorback ping pong table and nice.
I didn't realize that we're gonna have to hand make
it though, and they did and it finally came in.
It's set up in my house. Now it's pretty amazing
and I'm not even make ping ponger. But I was
an Amy's house playing her husband. I it's fun. I
put it on him pretty good. Was he mad that
I came over and dominated him in all the games?
I don't know. I loved. I felt bad. I told Kaitlin.

(45:09):
I was like, you know, I would not lose on purpose,
I said, but you know, I went over and we
played shuffle board and the one and then I played
ping pong. I was like, oh, if someone came to
my house and beat me and all my stuff. I
would not be happy. I mean, he hasn't said anything. Yeah,
but you know, my son, it's weird. He's really good
at ping pong. I feel like this, Are you sure?
Because I dominated him. I took down all the Browns.

(45:31):
It was one after the other. I was like, next one. Okay,
he's ten, but he plays every day. He's it's new,
and he makes contacts and gets it over. And I
keep thinking, like for St. Gump or something, is there
do we have potential? Could he practice and get better?
And like is there competition? You can practice and get better?
But hey, don't believe the hype. He's not that good. Guys.
I dominated him. Yeah, I took that ten year Aldo

(45:53):
made him look ten. All right, Well, Bobby, this should
make you feel good because the era of the phone
call is over. According to a new survey, the overwhelming
majority of people would rather have you text them then
call them. The only exception is people over fifty five.
I hated that era, the phone call, era of the
phone call. Yeah, I was. I'm still in it. I
guess I'm fifty five. Entire miserable time for me? Just

(46:15):
text me? Is I send voice memos a lot you
just push the button and talk into the phone. I
like to send them, I don't like to get them.
And when Pete, when I send them to people, they
think they have to send them back to me. Oh
I don't. Yeah, you text you, yeah, but some people
all go, especially if I'm driving. I won't text phone driving,
so I'll just hit the button talking to it, and
then they'll send me one back. And I'm like, I
don't just write it. Wait, why do you get to

(46:37):
send and not receive? It's just what I prefer, But
why you could just listen to it then you have
to read it. I just don't like. I don't know
why I don't like what I don't like. Manonnai's either
when he yell at me for that, I can't. I
don't know why I don't. Mayonnaise is good? Okay, yes,
I see what he yell at you for that. Last,
but not least, Scotty McCary is encouraging his fellow North
Carolinians to audition for the upcome season of American Idol.

(47:01):
He's hyping up the auditions because they're coming to his
area in like a week or so. I'm still waiting
to see if I'm gonna be a part of that show.
Nothing yet. Oh. I kind of brought up the story
specifically to see if you would make the announcement. I
love when I have breaking news in my pile. No,
there's no breaking news. Oh, we're just sitting there going
We've told them what I can do and that I

(47:23):
really want to be a part of the show, and
they've said, we want you to be part of the show,
but we don't know if you can do it at
the right time. So we're trying to figure it out. Still. Well,
if you're in North Carolina, auditions are September ninth, and
you can check out American Idol. No, no, not in
North Carolina. See I'm gonna step in and like I'm
part of the show. Thank you, Bobby. They're not in
the states. They're coming to North Carolina. All. They have

(47:45):
state days where you can if you're from North Carolina,
you can audition on this day online. I got it.
They're not doing anything in person. So glad we have
an insider here. I promise I wouldn't share that not
part of the show yet, that's free. Well, then to
see when you're state are going to be featured for
auditions go to American idol dot com slash auditions. All right,

(48:05):
there you go, Amy, thank you. That was Amy's Kyle
of stories. It's time for the good news, Amy. So
I want to shout out to the residents at Buckner
Villas in Austin, Texas. That's a senior living home and
they are getting ready to send out eight hundred holiday

(48:26):
stockings to troops deployed overseas. And I mean, they're way
ahead of it, but hey, you never know what's shipping,
and I'm just glad they're on top of it. They're
also doing handwritten Christmas letters. They partnered with Operations Support
our troops and inside the stockings will be candy and
snacks and I just feel like it'll brighten service member's days. Well,
I'm glad they're sending them now because the mail kind

(48:48):
of sucks right now. And where they're sending them a
pribly overseas. Really do you think USPS is going They
may not get them till Christmas? Yeah, that's awesome story.
There you go, that's what it's all about. That was
tell me something good. Before we get over to the
investigative morning, Corny, let me mention the tomorrow a new
episode of my music podcast called The Bobby Cast. It'll

(49:09):
be out. It's all the new music from the week.
I picked my favorite releases of the week, and this
week I'll be talking with Richie McDonald, the lead singer
of Lone Star, about just One Amazed and how that
song not only a huge country smash, but international he
was a massive pop song. And so at one point
he talks about how he was driving on the road
and he heard a weird dance version of it on
the radio and he's like, he hears this song, you know, baby,

(49:30):
I'm a minute a tondo and he's like, and he's like,
what the crap is happening here? So it's fun. So
it's a very music based podcast. Every Friday we've put
on an episode, so you can subscribe now. Last week
had Tracy Lawrence on, which was fun. So the Bobby
Cast check it out right there. All right, let's go
over to Amy now and get on the investigative Morning Corny, Morning, Corny,

(49:55):
what do you get from an invisible cow? Let's figure
it out, guys, what do you get from an invisible cow?
And go a seat through, move a move, move something
beef clear but what seat through clear glass glass cow milk?
Is that a country glassgow glass cow? Like? That's that's Oh,

(50:23):
you're clear. Let's let's focus on clear for a second.
Clear glass glass, move seat through, move window window, window,
cow window. What do you get from an invisible cow? Milk? Okay,
so you get milk from what do you get? Okay? Okay,
so you get milk, clear milk percent milk? Okay, okay,

(50:45):
Now now you're on it bones something like that, skim
skim milk, um clear milk? Ray do you know it?
You're laughing? No, you guys just sound like the three
students thirty seconds left. Guys through cow? What do you
get from an invisible cow? See through clear ghost ghost milk?

(51:09):
Ghost milk? What can you see through clear air? It's invisible?
What do you get from an invisible cow? Milk? You get?
It's something milk? You get? What kind of milk? Chocolate milk, uh,
skim milk one percent milk, lactoast free milk, twenty second
hidden milk. I don't invisible mil I mean, I can't

(51:31):
think of anything funny out of this. Yeah? Is that all?
That's time? What is the other timer? I don't know
why your buzzer was going off all over the room.
I thought, we um, we didn't get hit insible milk.
All right, go ahead, morning, corny. What do you get
from an invisible cow? What do you get from an

(51:51):
invisible cow? Evaporated milk? Hey? We went guys, yollo, guys
that yes, they selling evaporated milk at the store, Like,
you just didn't know. It's a thing. But it's a thing.
A questions when we know the thing. I can't help
that you didn't know. Eddie knew it. He said, it's

(52:12):
in a can. He's right. Yeah, Okay, we stink. Thank you, Amy,
you win. So on Monday, we talked about the story
in the news where a husband found out his wife
had a secret bank account, arguments, and ultimately a divorce. So, Lunchbox,
you called the bank. I called the bank and act
like I was a rich dude and I wanted to
hide some money from my wife because you know, gets
her grubb your hands on there. I gotta protect my stuff. Okay,

(52:34):
So here's the call. Jason Gibble here a businessman making
business deals, trying to get that money, and I'm trying
to open a separate account. You know, so my wife
doesn't know about this money. Okay, do you have separate accounts?
You know what I'm saying, like, you gotta protect that
money you got like you feel me, No, but everybody
has different And then also like I was wondering, like

(52:56):
is this gonna be like, um, we do this offshore? No,
if she finds it, then she can go she can
just drive down there and get it. Or you know
if that you know mister I rs calls you know
what I mean, Like I want him to not know
about that either. Well, the Frederick regulated bank, so they're
gonna know anything that's going on. Well what if we
we I mean, I got a boat, we can go
out in the water. Then you know it's like out

(53:18):
you know, offshore. Third, we don't do that. I'm trying
to protect. I'm just trying to protect my you know,
my my stacks of cash. Okay, we'll open a bank
account and put your money in there. Yeah, how do
you want me to bring that in? You want to
bring a suitcase? Will Barrow? How do how do I
bring it in the lobby? Well, you don't bring it
in the lobby, you can Is this a frank call? Sir? Hey,

(53:39):
you there, Hey, you there, that's funny. Okay, Eddie, here's
my idea. Okay, here, I'm gonna make a pitch to
you here, so you know, we sit around and think
a lot of these prank calls. Here's the idea. Is
that Eddie Junior, twelve year old, cause a liquor store

(53:59):
to ask what they recommend for his upcoming secret birthday party.
This is funny, so he's gonna happen a little more. Yes,
excuse me, I'm having a party of him. I don't
want my dad to know, like what alcohol do you recommend?
Looking for something cheap and looking for something that you
know will make me drunk quick or whatever. So he

(54:21):
doesn't want to buy it from them. He's just asking
for advice or should all all of it? And at
what time should he come in to be able to
get something? Winking? All right? Here here's the thing. Okay,
my son gets embarrassed really easily. Okay, I don't know
if he's going to go through with this. I will
ask him. I love the idea, okay, but you would
let him absolutely. This is a great idea. Okay, wouldn't

(54:41):
it be funny to have Amy's son do it? Too, Yes,
is ten? How much for alcohol? He would totally do it, right, Amy,
I mean, I think, so, I'll see, what is that
bad panning? But you guys, it's a joke. We're teaching
him about prank calling. That's good. If it weren't for
prank calling, I want to be here exactly. I used
to prank call Randy Rainwater on one or three seven

(55:02):
The Buzz. They would do this show in the afternoon.
I love sports talk. It was in Arkansas, and I
would call that and I would we would sit in
the dorm and we'd come from all four rooms and
bring our our cordless phones, and then and we'd all
sit there and call, and I'd get on and we'd
all get on back to back to back to back.
We try and they go, oh, one or three seven

(55:23):
the Buzz, walking to Drive Time Sports, and I'd be like, yeah,
I'm just wondering, have you got to see my wiener?
And then I stopped. Randy's like oh, and they were like.
He'd be like, we don't need it, we don't need it.
We're not gonna have that anymore. And then he'd go,
let's go to the next call, and they'd be one
of my buddies just sitting there and lined up, and
here I'd be like, let's go to a trent down
to Carlisle. Hey man, I just wonder I have seen

(55:45):
that guy's wiener and I was just and then one
would Randy's we don't we're no more calls, and then
the three they shut down the calls. They shut down
the calls, and so then and listen, I loved Drained
rain Water too, like I love that show. That's why
I wouldn't mind sitting a hole listening to it before pranked.
And once we got so bad at prank calling that

(56:09):
show that they said, okay, no calls this week, no
for the whole show, no calls, and so we can
be like, hey, we want to do it. And they said, well,
let us call you back so we know your number
and then we know you won't prank call us. And
I was I was like, great, calling back is my
dorm number? What are they gonna do? They call my
dorm's like yep, I'm right here and ready to go.
And they were like, all right, let's go over to

(56:29):
Willie in Sparkman, Willie, what's up? Hey? Last week there's
gotta look for us ween or I have it and
then they can do nothing. What are they gonna do?
Call me and put me in jail for prank calling?
And then they started tracking the numbers like on caller ID.
We go to pay phones. We were driving all across
down we were were they went one step, we went

(56:51):
to we were waiting on them. Oh man, that's a
part of life, man, Frank Collins, A part of what
I loved it. I did too. Poor Randy Rainwater. I
think he's still in the air right now. We should
brank him. Oh, guys, do it one more time. That's
a good throwback. Thursday. Brandy's like, we're not having this.

(57:13):
I can't believe thirty years later we're doing this. Oh,
I just occurs from laps. Okay, all right? Is it
creepy or okay? To marry your step brother or sister
if you met as a teenager, A little creepy but
not totally weird because you're not because you're not really related,

(57:37):
you're not, so, I mean, it could just be that's
how y'all met. It's unfortunate, but so. A professional racer
from Portugal proposed to a step sister and she said yes. Now,
it's weird because the word sister or brother, right, right,
But it's but if you're seventeen or eighteen and you

(57:58):
start dating someone just then let's let's say you just
met her then because their parents met. It's still creepy
on the surface because it just seems weird, but it's
not wrong, right. The father of Miguel Olivera married Andrea
Pimenta's mother when they were teenagers. Almost immediately, the kids

(58:19):
started a relationship that they didn't talk about for decades,
not publicly. Miguel confessed, we grew up together and realized
it was more of a friendship. It's very strong love.
Last year, they went public with their romance and are
now engaged to be married. His father shared the awkward
news following Miguel's victory last weekend on the race course.
He said, quote, I'm happy that my son is getting
married to the woman of his life. Oh creepier Okay,

(58:43):
you have to pick one. Okay, let's just well awkward
with the dad described it, Well, it's awkward, but we're
gonna do creepier okay, and you have to pick one.
We're gonna go to everybody here and take a poll.
Creepier okay, Amy, Okay, oh wow, okay, you had creepy
as an option you Now, I would, I know, I

(59:04):
feel like it's awkward, but it's okay. Okay, there's one
check for okay, eddie, creepy man. There's a lot of
people in this world, and you're gonna pick that one, like,
come on, creepy there. But if it was your wife,
the one, the one you're married to right now, what
if her mom and your dad ended up getting together.
You were eighteen though, so you would just be like, oh,
I really like him, attracted her, but oh well yeah,

(59:24):
it'd be like, okay, she's she's hot. I do like her,
but I can't it's too close to home. What if
your parents and her parents ended up marrying now older
in age, Yeah, that's different, you're stilled. Then they would
be the creepy ones. Yeah, they'd be the weird ones,
like guys we met first, don't be weird like that. Okay,
a creepy lunchbox one percent? Okay. I had a buddy

(59:45):
that his his dad married a milady that had a daughter.
At thirteen sixteen, they started hooking up. They marry No,
I didn't marry that's kind of hooking up the middle
of the night going to her room. Okay, this is
getting creepy. That's no, it's one hundred percent creepy. Morgan. Yeah,
this happens in a Gossip Girl the TV show, and
I totally think it's fine. There's three votes. Okay, Hey,

(01:00:06):
Mike D, y'all from your corner. Mike D votes creepy
good Mike Raymundo. Okay, in ten years when their marriage
is amazing, Anna remember their steps, Scoope, Steve. If I
were younger, I would say yes, depending how hot she was.
But as an adult now having kids, I think it's
very weird and creepy. So I'm gonna go creepy at
this point. Okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna just lean toward Okay,

(01:00:31):
like just one hand, like it's a slight V eight lean. Okay,
wentz five to three. Because they were teenage, late teenage,
that's tough. It didn't feel good. Just in case you
guys are wondering my vote. I don't feel good about it,
but it's fine. Love is love. Ye. Eddie said he
saw hit and run yesterday. Oh yeah, right in front

(01:00:53):
of me. So I'm driving I'm leaving work. I'm driving
and it's a two lane road, you know, so two
two of us are going one direction and on the
left lane, this big old truck hits a car boom
right in the back, destroys the trunk, and I hear it,
and I go I slow down to kind of see
what happens. And while I'm looking, the truck just cuts
me off, almost hits me, and just peels out and

(01:01:15):
starts hauling down the road. And I look over the car.
See here they're okay, and they're just kind of like
with their hands up shocked, with their phones in their hands,
trying to call the cops. I said, all right, you
can you handle the cops. I'm following this truck. So
I'm in the geep. So I started going, start following
this truck. Guys, this truck is passing cars in the
turn lane like going on the opposite direction. And I said,

(01:01:38):
you know what, after thirty seconds, like I can't keep up.
I can't handle this. And then the car that got
hit past me. So I said, all right, it's your deal.
You you deal with it. You saw the car they
got hit and then chasing the trunk. Yes, oh, and
I was thirty seconds into my pursuit and I was like,
you know what, it's my son's birthday. Like I need
to be home and get home safe and space. That's

(01:01:58):
if I'm thinking someone is something's making them scared where
they need to hit and run and leave, Like who
knows what else they have? Would they have a gun? Oh?
I just think they don't have insurance because a lot
of growing up insurance, a lot novels. They were like, hey,
have you ever hit somebody? Just run? Wasn't the great
best idea? Yeah? I get it, but I mean you
don't have insurance. You hit it far, and now you're

(01:02:19):
putting all these other people in danger while you're trying
to escape the scene of the accident. I mean, I
don't understand that mentality, Like it was good for you
though to not because what are you gonna do if
you catch them, really except call the cops. The cops
describe what they look like. But you could have hit somebody, yes,
and killed somebody. I know, but so and let's be
a real My jeep couldn't really catch up. It's not

(01:02:40):
fast enough. Did you call the cops? I did not.
I felt I felt you didn't even call the cops. No,
because I felt like the people chasing them, they were
already on their phones, they were dealing with it. And
plus I'm one person bones I'm gonna call nine one
one on one hand and then follow the perpetrator you
have for thirty seconds. It's not like you're driving all
across down. I'd have this problem with feeling like other

(01:03:00):
people have it taken care of already, Like I don't
like calling cops for some reason. Well, no one likes
to have to call the cops because it's never a
positive situation. Sty. I hope if you've seen something really
serious you don't have that mentality. Like when I see
a car accident go down and I was like, oh hey,
there's people dealing with it. I never am the one
to call the cops, and I feel like I should
change that in my life. Lust Botch, what would you

(01:03:20):
have done? Listen and you gave up like a sissy dude, Like,
if you're gonna be a good citizen, you're gonna start pursuit.
You gotta go after the guy, and you pull out
your camera and you start videoing that way you have
while you're driving. No, no, no, Listen cops have dashboard camps.
This is your dashboard camp. You got it in your
right hand, left hand on the steering wheel, so you
got license plate everything, you got the car, and you

(01:03:40):
see all the other violations they're committing. So these charges
are racking up. You are a terrible citizen. You would
have got a reward, I bet exactly. You would have
got a key to the city. Wow. Yeah, if I
had your own day thinking of an eddie day to day,
if that was me, trust me, that guy be on
the side of the road and we'd have a citizen's arrest.
You're all taught. You think you'd have pulled them over
and jerked him out. Oh, for sure, cut them off
right in front. And then how do you cut him?

(01:04:01):
Run him into the ditch, and run him into the ditch.
And then you got something your car. Take off your
shirt uses as a tie. Here's a brawl. I mean,
there's all sorts of things. Yeah, yeah, my brawl off
and use it as a handcuff. Absolutely, Okay, huh hey,
but you know what next time? Huh No, No, there
is no you're gonna hide. You're you'll hide. Oh I'm scared.

(01:04:22):
Duly white like a white pickup truck. Wait, you weren't
fast enough to catch a do it? No? No, no, no,
coldy one fast enough he was scared to go after him.
And what it is, I'm on your side, eddything. I
did this one time in my life and the cops
told me to stop chasing them, and like, okay, never
did it again. Oh now he has a story where
he did it, where he chased him. All of a sudden,
he was bright, big bad Eddie. Alright, alright, you two,

(01:04:50):
it's time for the good news. Good. So Misty Bird
is an art teacher and she overheard one of her
students talking about how our mom was really sick and
needed a kidney. So this teacher just said, well, let
me get tested, maybe I can donate my kidney. It
was a match. Wow. They successfully, you know, had the transplant,

(01:05:13):
and then they became friends. So this happened a while back.
They're friends now and now they're like, how do we
pay this forward. They've found now a single dad who
was in the same situation needs a kidney. So now
they started a Facebook page and they're saying anyone who
has typho blood, either positive or negative, can help out.
So I mean they helped each other out, and now
they're like, all right, how do we get this data? Kidney?

(01:05:34):
And they have a Facebook group called finding a kidney
for Jason Eagle Eagles name that's a long they should
make that little name. I agree, I like kidney JA.
That's a great story for the Eagles. So yeah, yeah,
I forget. Do you know your blood type? No? Why

(01:05:55):
is that something so important we cannot remember about ourselves?
Guy that told me about ten times? For sure. Yeah,
I think I'm eggs because I'm like, that's not that's
not all blood type. But I'm thinking like if I
if I saw that on Facebook, I wouldn't even know
if I could out because I don't know what blood time.
Yeah I don't either, because that He's like, if you're
a positive and no, we're not even gonna try now

(01:06:15):
we don't know. All right, that's a great story. That's
what it's all about. That was tell me something good.
What would you do for your husband's birthday? Last night,
we went and had dinner at E three got out Steaks.
That's Aldan and Luke Bryan's restaurant. Yeah, I had never been,
but it was really good. Yeah, so were they there?

(01:06:36):
What's a special. Yeah, yeah, we got fried Oaker as
a special back in the kitchen, and Aldeane's in there
with his wife Peter and his cowboy hat on. It's
Luke was our waiter and Jason was the coffers already
good yeah, no, but just an early dinner and then

(01:06:56):
gifts and cake and the whole thing. And it was fun.
When I see videos or like a TV show I
was watching the other day where a kid was blowing
out all the candles on the cake and then everybody
ate the cake, I don't. First of all, I never
liked that. I was very anti blowing out candles, be
could you spit all over it? But now in Corona world,
I don't know that that's going to happen near as
much anymore. Yeah, but it was just the four of us.
We're all family, so we're around each other, so we

(01:07:17):
can blow on cake. Yeah, yeah, it's nice. So I
still don't want to my spit. What's up at the
kids school as far as what are they doing for coronavirus? Well,
I mean they wear masks and all day, yes, and
they social distance well, and they have some kids have shields.
We're that clear thing you know that you can put
on and they're I mean they're handling it really well.

(01:07:39):
They wash hands all the time, they sanitize with hand sanitizer,
and they're on it. Like I feel super safe with them. Going,
how old your husband forty three? And how's he feel
about that? Fine? Yeah, good with it, totally. Well, you
didn't say anything yesterday. Yeah, no, I mean it wasn't
an issue. So I think that I feel like we're
both okay with getting old older. It's weird. I never

(01:08:01):
wanted to be forty, and now that I'm almost forty,
I'm totally fine with it. Well, I can tell you
I just turned forty and I hate it. I know
you don't. You're doing great and you're forties. You've got
a girl. It's fine. Yeah, I'm doing things now that
most people at twenty two did. Forty is great for you.
You just got your own TV show and dialed into
my own career for so long that part of me

(01:08:23):
is a bit advanced. The part of me, oh there
you go. Yeah, that I haven't spent much time on
getting right is now starting to develop and wonderfully, by
the way, Yeah, well so, and I sent your husband
a birthday gift brought it over yesterday, super thoughtful box
of Proby one golf balls and then a gift card
to the golf store, which means he should be able
to come out and play more. Yeah, he will love that.

(01:08:44):
What is it? What do you mean? Huh? He should
come now that he has better equipment, he needs to
come out and play more. And I have to because
sometimes we'll be playing and it'll be like I need
to call home and see if I need to go
home now or I I can keep playing. Hey, what do
you tell him? Abe? He plays all the time normally
it's because of it. If we've got something with the
kids and we need to help, or I have to

(01:09:05):
do go do some work. Did you ask him what
his pet peeves were with you? Because we had Caitlin
on yesterday. Yeah. I tried to get him to reply
when we were doing this segment, but it took him
a minute and he finally replied, and his text basically
said he wrote back, taking over the bed, scratching your
throat and then he wrote dot dot dot that's number one.

(01:09:26):
What's scratching your throat? I think when I do like, oh, yeah,
I don't do that. I don't I don't do it.
I do it if my throat itches, like I thought
you were doing like a pig snort or something. What
do you do if your throat itches? This? Do what
yours again? He said, that's number one, go ahead, and

(01:09:53):
then he said, or roller coaster of emotions, And I thought, oh,
my emotions are a pet peeve. Oh excuse me for feeling.
Then he said basically everything. No, he said bed throat emotions.
Basically yeah. The throat thing, though, we gotta work on.

(01:10:13):
That's the one thing that I can vouch for and
be like, yeah, that's kind of gross. You just sit
in the bed at night. No, I don't know. Maybe
I do it in my sleep. Wall I'm taking over
the bed Tomorrow. Thomas Raett will be in studio. He's
bringing his guitar. He's gonna play a bunch of songs
for us, So be sure to check that out. Let's
see a little show and tell Amy you I have

(01:10:34):
something where this is a reminder of what not to
do to people and then to have grace. Because there's
this couple they've been married like fifty one years and
they've lived in the same house, and I guess it
needs a paint job really bad, and one of their
neighbors just left a note on their house saying, please
paint me. I sore your neighbors. Thanks. That's like a

(01:10:55):
car when some one does wash me on the back
of it. That's so rude. That's big. So the husband
has all kinds of health issues and like a quadruple
bypass surgery. The list goes on and on. The wife
has multiple scrossis the last thirty years, and they just
have a lot going on. And there an elderly couple
and for quote unquote neighbors put that up. How about

(01:11:16):
gather your neighbors and let's love our neighbor. Maybe they
should have done it. I know they didn't know, but
regardless of what you know, you never know. Maybe it
was It's a couple that's totally young and able, but
you have no idea what's what's going on in their
lives where they can't maybe afford to paint it or
have the time to paint it. And why not gather
a group of people and go paint it for them
instead of leaving them a note saying that their house

(01:11:37):
is an eyesore. I bet they feel dumb now if
they now know why the house hasn't been painted yet.
And I bet the house also gets painted. I agree,
that's what that was. The silver lining here is now
that it made the news, for sure will get painted
and that's great. And then we also learned what not
to do. Eddie, would you bring? I saw a cool
story on Facebook. These barbers in Nashville get together on

(01:12:00):
Monday nights and they just cut hair for free for
either homeless people or people that just can't afford to
do get a haircut or whatever. But I figure if
we talk about this, people in other cities get the idea.
It just barbers. They're all volunteers, So it's kind of cool.
Nashville barbers, Nashville street barbers, what they're they're called. Your
doctors are full of crap. Oh oh. They came out

(01:12:23):
with a study that said napping for longer than an
hour is bad for your heart and causes heart disease.
Get out of here. They did some study where the
people that slept for more than an hour in the
middle of the day, they were more likely to have
a heart attack and die of heart disease. Come on,
this is an example of someone who doesn't want to
hear the news. Yea, they don't like what it is
because they're involved in it. Going, this is not true,

(01:12:43):
even though doctors study their whole life far more advanced
and anything. We've done what I just talked about this,
and now we're seeing realized. Guys, you're seeing it translate
right now. What I feel is this is jealousy that
they don't get to nap, so they don't want other
people napping for long periods of time. Okay, Yeah, and
Bills is conspiracy putting this mark of the beast in
every vaccine. For sure. Saw it on the thing too. Yeah,

(01:13:07):
yess a thing too. Hey, Raymond, don't you bring anything? Yeah?
They put out the new projected life expectancy for males
and females. Oh nice, let me guess. Do females live longer? Yes,
they're at eight? Oh say eighty one? Yeah, I heard,
I saw your mouth. Dang it. Eighty seven. Males then
are at seventy nine, seventy six. So Eddie's already lived

(01:13:29):
half of his life. Thank you, ray Thank you appreciate that.
All right, let's do one more Morgan. What'd you break today? Anything? Yeah?
I just benched the Star Wars series and I just
saw that The Mandalorian revealed their season two premiere day,
and I am so stoked about it because baby Yoda's
coming back, coming back October thirtieth on Disney Plus. Yeah, yeah,

(01:13:50):
there you go. That's show and tell thank you guys
for your stories. They announced the Dancing with the Stars
twenty twenty cast Amy, tell me what they're famous for? Okay,
hit me, because you know in the announces me for
this show, most of America was like, who who's that guy?
Pirate on one of those ocean shows. Uh So sometimes

(01:14:14):
you don't know who they are. But I tell you
this is a good famous cast. It did good. I
think everybody's in quarantine. Everybody was in Corona just begging
to get out and do it. Um Monica Aldama. Is
that a housewife? It's coach Monica on cheer. Oh, I
didn't know she Oh okay, I didn't know her last name. Okay, awesome.

(01:14:35):
I'm excited about that. She's probably gonna be so good.
Carol Baskin Tiger King Yep. Kaitlin Bristow a bachelor rhette.
I don't know. I'm a bachelor and bachelor maybe, but
she's the Bachelor of Nation family person. Yes, she was
with Sean Booth. Okay, thank you. Chris shell Stouse, m

(01:15:00):
chrishell Stouse or Stasse? How do you say her name? Ray? Oh,
it's a girl, yeah, Chrishell. Maybe you watched the show?
Oh is it vander Pump? Oh no, no, no, it's
Selling Sunset, that show that Ray watches. Okay. And then
she's the she was married to the guy from This

(01:15:21):
is Us, the good looking blonde guy, the brother and
This is Us. Oh, yeah, she was married and he
apparently surprised her with the divorce. The actor Vernon Davis football,
Yeah for nine and Broncos Redskins. Yeah, guy Jackson, you
won't know this one. Disney Stye, Yeah, good for you.

(01:15:44):
Did you just guess? Yes? Yeah? Justin Justina Machado hint, please,
Justina Machado, I don't it's a girl. I wasn't sure. Okay,
pop start One Day at a Time. TV actor A J.
McClain a boy band, Yeah, Backstreet Black Stupar, Genie May,

(01:16:12):
Genie May, hint, You're not gonna know. I don't know.
Post of the Real and Sideline correspondent on Holy Moley okay,
Jesse Metcalf, Oh, Desperate Housewives way back in the day.
Nelly Oh rapper or whatever. That's a good get, that's

(01:16:33):
a that's there's a really good Nev Shulman, Nev Oh astronaut,
no catfish clothes. Okay he created that in Charles Oakley.
I'm the founder of Oakley Sunglasses. Um NBA superstar Johnny Weir.
Didn't he already win the Athlete season? Johnny Weir? Yeah?

(01:16:57):
Oh is he a skateboarder? He is a figure skater? Oh?
Or ice skater? I thought he already won. Well maybe
he didn't. Maybe maybe it was a different ice skater
that won the athlete season. An hash Um devil Worre's product.
She was dated Ellen back in the day. She was

(01:17:20):
in a mood smoth. Oh, now I know who that is.
But I was just thinking Anne Hathaways in that Mike Sea,
which figure skater won the athlete Dancing with the Star season? Apollo? No,
I thought it was Johnny Weird. I guess it wasn't.
Um Yeah as anyway, those are all the Oh it's
Adam Rapon. They look a lot alike. Yeah yeah, yeah, okay,
Well good for them. That's a good show. I've been
who do you think I've been talking with a little

(01:17:41):
bit AJ. Nope, he didn't reply to my text. He did.
I don't know if it's the wrong if he changed
his number. But I reached out to AJ and was like, hey, man,
this is before the announcement because we had just heard
a rumor. Um, but never responded to my text. I'm
not sure if it's the same number, but go ahead.
So it's not Carrol's not AJ. It's not Carol Baskin.

(01:18:02):
Who oh, it's not the Sunset Girls. Maybe that the
football player? No Monica from cheer Oh Data. I was like, hey,
that show can be a bit much sometimes, Um, if
you need anything, let me know. She actually called appreciate that.
It's blah blah blah. So I had people that helped
me through Drew Scott from Property Brothers helped me through

(01:18:23):
Janna Kramer and then Lindsay Sterling. But yeah, well that
season's out. It'd be fun Dancing the Stars now hosted
by Tyr Banks FROMS on Monday, September fourteen. There and
they don't announce who their their dance partner isn't I
don't know who Sharna has ye anything? Um, No, I
mean I was that was gonna be my next question,
but I guess if they haven't announced that, we don't know.
You're just staring away from me. I didn't know if

(01:18:44):
you were thinking of something or if we should just
go to song No. I genuinely was curious about who
Sharna was going to be with. Thank You Sue. Tomorrow,
Thomas Rhett will be in performing. It'd be awesome. Bye, guys,

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