Eddie's Son Has Broken iPad Drama At School + Is Lunchbox Going To Space?! + What Should Bobby Name His Signature Wedding Drink?

Eddie’s son let one of the other kids borrow his iPad and that kid dropped it and it broke the screen. We determine what happened next! The results are in…did Lunchbox get chosen to go space and be a part of the first ever all civilian crew? Bobby shares a wedding update and that he’s trying to create the name for his signature cocktail at the wedding. Call us with your idea! 877-77-BOBBY

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
Transmitting from the Welcome to Wednesday's Show Morning studio. Well, well, well,
Amy is still getting birthday gifts, even days and days
after her birthday. What was the last gift, you guy? Well,
it was from a friend I hadn't seen, but she

(00:23):
drops it off my porch and I opened it up
and it was a blessings jar. And I've never gotten
one of these before, but it set it on the jar.
So I opened up the card from her and she
explained inside that she reached out to some of my
friends and had them right affirmations about me or things
that they liked about me and our friendship and whatnot.

(00:47):
And so anytime I feel like I need to be
affirmed which words of affirmation or my love language, I
can reach into the jar and pull one out and
see what you know, with my affirmation from my friends,
and it's like a blessings jar. So I just thought
it was like the cutest idea ever, super thoughtful. Definitely
takes some planning and some work, but it's a great

(01:08):
idea if you want to do it. And then Bobby
I was like, whoa, hey, she I guess she got
some blessings from you. So I that was interesting to
see and thank you for my affirmations. Yeah, of course
she's gonna ask me. I'm like, basically one of your
closes forever life friends. Well, yeah, I think I said
that you're a very hard worker, which you are. That

(01:31):
was on one card. Well it was the other card,
the other car. Yeah, it was just that I'm kind
to when I meet people or something like. It was. Yeah,
it was. It was nice, but it was funny. One
of them. I pulled it out and it was like,
you are a hard worker, Bobby. I was like, okay,
and there might be some days where I need to
reach my hand in the blessings jar and pull that
out and it'll be perfect. Well, you're acting like I'm

(01:53):
saying something extremely simple, like something an eight or nine
year old would say. Well, that's exactly what you that's
that's what it said. It was just cute. But he
sees you work hard every day. So I say, let's
go a to be as fast and efficiently as possible.
So I say you are a hard worker. You're a
hard worker. At the end, there's your affirmation. I get
to work. That's what I do, right, Yes, yeah, amen? Amen.
While you're still getting gifts my birthday is coming up Friday,

(02:16):
and so I know we're not having a big birthday
party or celebration on that day. Really, we may go
to dinner or something. Um, but I already have one
of my gifts Kalin gave me. She got me a
really nice watch. I no, no, Eddie, So you okay? Good?
Do you like it she got me? You know, I've
started to slowly get into watches a little bit. I
guess I need an adult version of tennis shoes or

(02:37):
just a hobby. And so I've been, you know, doing
a little watch shopping and she found me a watch
and then she kind of created it. There's a like
a roadmap of the entire state of Arkansas on it.
It has my initials on the face as well. It's
really cool. Yeah, she put a lot of time into it.
They had to make it special. There you go. But yeah,
my birthday is a Friday coming up, which is a

(02:59):
it's a big set of birthday here, Eddie, Amy, myself,
anybody else having a birthday on this time on the
show or just us three? Okay, well that's three enough.
That's a lot of that's a lot of birthdays. I
hope you guys are good on Friday show as well.
Brett Eldrits will be on since it's the birthday show,
Brett will come in. Not that it has anything to
do with the other. I think the timing just worked out.

(03:19):
But he's just so dreamy. You know, he just had
a birthday too. I think he did just have a birthday,
that's right. I think that's maybe the other one I
was thinking of. Yea, the popularity of the mailbag just growing.
People love it. People are sending so many emails. We
love reading them, we love helping you out. Let's open
up the mailbag, get something. Hello, Bobby Bone, she writes.

(03:46):
My name is Holly. I'm from Wyoming. I need help
on an issue that I currently have with my roommate.
I've been living with his roommate for over six months.
Things are starting to get frustrating. I'm twenty six, she's
twenty three. She has not been chipping in or doing
her fair share of the work to keep the place up.
I've only been the one to clean up for a
couple of months. I unload the dishwasher, even if it's
her dishes. I clean her leftovers, old food, so on,

(04:08):
on and on. My issue is that while she's still
living here and using the place, she should be helping
clean and take responsibility instead of dumping everything on me.
My poor boyfriend even cleaned up her dog's poop in
our apartment patio because she wouldn't. She's not a horrible human,
but I'm over cleaning up her messes and only being
the responsible and how do I handle it. I'm also

(04:29):
just trying to make it through as my boyfriend and
I are looking for a place and I will be
moving in with him at the end of our lease.
I don't want to make her hate me, but I
almost don't care. Please help, Thanks Holly, It's tough. I
had a roommate I gotten so much trouble back in
the day because I would call it a devil on
the air. I didn't know her. I moved. When I
moved to austin twenty two years old, I had a

(04:50):
friend of a friend who was like, hey, I have
a friend who needs a roommate. She's already living there,
and I was like great. So she was looking for
a place, I was looking for a place. We were like, hey,
well you know this person. Yep, moved in live in
the bottom part of apartment she lived on the top.
We might have had five conversations ever, but I would
on the air and be like, you know what the
devil was like today? I would just call her the devil.
She just mean no. But it was like if I

(05:12):
ate some of the bread, there would be like you
o forties two cents for bird. Oh my. It was
very much like that. And I'm sure I was no
no peach. But we never saw each other because I
worked nights and I was getting home at five in
the morning and then sleeping and then going back to work.
So there was but it was that weird thing where
if I use mustard and he it was like, you know,
twenty seven and I was like, dang, this is crazy.

(05:34):
That was probably a little too harsh with the Devil. Yeah,
I wasn't think that. From from twenty two to thirty two,
I was bonkers on the air. Yes, I know, I
was absolutely insane. We've heard the things you've done, Yeah,
so and Amy experienced a lot of them. Yeah. Uh.
That being said, you gotta get out. You're not going
to change her. Yeah, and but I know she's not

(05:58):
probably not a horrible person, but it is pretty bad.
They like have your dog use the restroom on the
patio and then not be willing to pick it up.
Like I might file that under close to horrible. Yeah,
that's a pretty bad person. But a messy person is
not a bad person, No, but someone who disregards other
people even when they know it's an issue. Right then
it starts to so here's what I say. You need
to have that conversation. Hey, this is what I'm doing.

(06:19):
Is there any way you can help. She's gonna temporarily
either be offended and help a little bit, or not
be offended and help a little bit. But it's not
gonna last. You have lied to the end of the tunnel.
Right get out, you have your way out. She's not
your best friend forever. She's like, she's not go away.
You get your lease. No, you're gonna have to do
the heavy lifting and do the heavy lifting and then

(06:40):
get out of town. You know, sometimes though, like people
just need to be told like they it's maybe it's
forever reason not dawning on her that it's an issue
not to pick it up. So I do think if
you can have a thoughtful conversation and just give her
a heads up, maybe, maybe if you've done it before
one last time, it'll sink in and then she might
realize like, oh yeah, maybe I should pick that up.

(07:01):
And then if she doesn't, then that's when I don't
have a note on the fridge. What yeah, is that
you don't think it deserves an actual conversation depends on
how much you like her. Sounded like she wants to
be your friend. Okay, there is some communication that needs
to be had, but it's not going to fix it forever.
It's just a band aid because she just lives like
this and her roommate whenever she finally gets married or

(07:23):
with someone, they're going to have to deal with that.
I feel like roommate notes are kind of passive aggressive.
We used to do roommate roommate lunchbox and Ray lived together. Yeah, yeah,
for how long? A year? One year? And Ray never
came out of his room. He didn't watch one TV
show with me the entire year. We didn't watch a
football game, a basketball game, nothing. Did you guys not

(07:43):
like each other? He just did. He was scared of
my dogs. Is that what it was a little bit? Yeah,
And I didn't want to get hair all over myself,
so I just stayed to my quarters, honestly, And didn't
you just have a mattress on the floor? No, no, no,
I had a queen on the floor. What was his
room like? It was a box spring in the mattress.
And then he had a TV and he had a

(08:04):
video game system and he had his He didn't have
a chester, drawers or anything. He just had his clothes
in like little boxes. It was the most bizarre thing
I've ever seen. I mean it was a I had.
I had an awesome recliner at a sixty inch TV.
What else you need in your room? He bought that
TV with an he got a tax return and then
he changed. He traded all of his tax returning for

(08:25):
Amazon bucks or something right you, and it bought a
TV with it exactly, got an xbox, had a mini fridge.
Why would I need to leave? True? Was he Ray
the worst roommate you ever had? No? By far? No.
I mean my roommate in college when I lived there.
He was like twenty one years old in the dorm
and he would tell me I can't come in past

(08:46):
ten o'clock and he would unplug he wanted to unplug
the phone at night, and he was like if you're
gonna stay out late, you need to check in. I'm like, dude,
you're twenty one year old, were in college, Get out
of my life, and why are you living at the
dorms at twenty one years old? You're weird. I liked
it dorms. I didn't live there. I'm twenty one years old.
Come on, man, like go out and do and maybe
he gotta paid for by the school. Whenever. I was

(09:07):
a freshman, my best friend in high school at the time,
and I moved in together into the dorm and I
just came home one day and he's gone. Didn't tell
me he's leaving, packed the balls, crapping left because I
was I I guess was a bit like Lunchbox's roommate,
where I wasn't like it, but I was like, man,
I have to go to sleep. I have to wake
up at eight seven o'clock for classes. I worked all night.

(09:27):
I didn't get home to one or two in the morning.
And I was like, can we know how parties in
the room? Can we just keep it a little quieter?
And so we're friends again now, but we've didn't talk
for a few years. He was like, I just remember
coming home, and I was like, the half room was
completely empty. I was like, this is weird, what's going on?
And then I gotta maybe a text like two days later, Hey,
I moved another somebody else. What the crap just happened

(09:49):
here In the end, Hollie, thank you for your note.
You're gonna have to the heavy lifting until you move out.
Just look forward to moving out. Have a conversation. But
she is not going to change. That's our that's the mailbag.
We got your that was about the cloth Morgan. If
they want to email the mailbag or what do they do?

(10:10):
Mailbag at Bobby bones dot com. One of the questions
that I get the most if I'm mountain about is
what's happening with Amy's kids? So let's just sit down
to this for a second, Amy, what's happened with the kids? Well,
for my son, I am looking into this place called Diggerland,
And have you ever heard of a place? Okay, so

(10:32):
it's a place where it's like a theme park but
you dig things up. It's in New Jersey, though, so
I feel like it would be like a big family trip.
But it does seem awesome and way back in the day,
I think when I was eighteen. I took one of
those assessment tests to see what I should do with
my life, and it said operate heavy machinery. You it's
as clumsy as you are. Well, I don't know, I

(10:54):
don't remember what the how the tests like figured that out,
but I was like, wow, I think I would enjoy
Diggerland two. It's like America's only construction theme and water park.
So it's not you digging with your hands, because no,
there's machines. They're gonna let your nine year old son
get in a monster machine and dig stuff up. Well

(11:14):
he's ten now, Oh dang, well, big difference. I mean
it's a construction theme water park. I'm sure it's you know,
family friendly, but water park side of it's weird too,
Like do you jump out of you know, the tractor
into the wave pool or they separated. I have no idea,
but it's called digger Yeah, Diggerland, USA, And I don't know.

(11:38):
I saw about it in my hut. Yeah. My son
is like, I think we're probably gonna be booking a
trip there at some point. That's fine the next year. Yeah,
what else? My daughter is, well, she knows she takes
food to school to try to sell it because we've
busted her with like baggies and a sharpie and writing
a price on the bag. You know, mostly that when
you bust a kid with baggie's trying to sell something. No,

(12:00):
she's she's a she's a sugar dealer. Yeah, yeah, right.
And now I got these cookies sent to me like
a belated birthday present from Milkbar store, which is like
amazing cookies, Like they're so good and they're pricey too.
So she saw them and how cute they are in
the packaging, and she was like, oh, these are going
to get me out of a lot of debt. And

(12:22):
I was like, say what. She's like, well, I need
to take these cookies. I'm in debt with some people
for sugar, so if I pay them back with these cookies,
these are so nice that they're going to actually owe me.
So I don't know she's a sugar dealer. I'm telling you,

(12:42):
there is something going on that I don't quite understand.
But she definitely used my cookies to go to school
and pay her debt. You let her, Yeah, I mean
there was so many we weren't gonna there's no way
we're gonna eat them all. We kept a few for
the house, and then she took a few to pay
off whoever she needs to pay off. Do you all
like she has some little secret businesses going on that
you don't know? I also thought it was super cute

(13:04):
she understood debt right like. I was proud of that.
But yes, you didn't answer my question. Do you think
she has like hidden money somewhere that you don't know
about because she's operating some little I know she has
money hidden different places. She's told me that, so I
don't know where. I know where some of the money
comes from. Yeah, but she has told me before that
she has it hidden in various places around the house.

(13:26):
I like her her hustle, Yeah, I know. I could
learn a thing or two from her. All Right, there
you go for everybody who asked me. That's how Amy's
kids are doing right now. Thank you. The latest from
Nashville and Tullywood Morgan number two thirty second Skinny and
Luke Comes wrote a new song in response to one
of his fans who tweeted Luke a picture wearing a

(13:49):
beer box on his head in his wedding day photo.
The song is called We Still Drink beer. Eric Church

(14:22):
talks about the songwriting process behind his three part album
Heart and Soul coming in April. But one of the
big things people may not understand is when I invited
these people to come up. I want people to understand
the process. So I committed to I will get up
in the morning and we're going to write a song
or create a piece of work that we're going to

(14:43):
record that night. Then we're going to do it again
and again and again. Kelsey Ballerini shared what it was
like filling in for Kelly Clarkson on the Voice. I
got on the plane, landed hair and bag up set,
said Hide and Dick Jonas John Legend of Blake Shelton
got and Kelly, you make it. I'm Morgan number two.

(15:04):
It's time for the good news. A Coastal Carolina University
student received a gift during her shift at Outback Steakhouse.
Savannah Stoneman said a young couple came in left her
an amazing five hundred dollars tip and wrote at the
bottom of the receipt, gets something that makes you happy.
Stoneman is in the process of doing her student teaching

(15:25):
internship at school, so money is very tight for her.
She would like the couple to know just how much
their kindness and generosity meant to her. She said, I'm
only able to work it out back two days a week.
This one tip is more than I'm making an entire week,
and it's going to help her continue. One awesome lunchbox
has tried to get in the news for stories like
this a couple of times. Yes, I've tried. Listen, I

(15:45):
don't understand how big of a tip do I have
to leave to get in the news. I'd say, bottoms,
you're out like basement price, five hundred bucks. Man, I
was gonna, man, I was gonna try a hundred. I
don't think a hundred gets you in the news. I

(16:07):
don't think a hundred gets you more than that was
really nice, like a happy sniff. Oh man, can I
borrow five hundred guys? Hey? Shout out to this couple.
They are not in the article, but Savannah Stone to
keep working hard. That's what it's all about. That was
tell me something good. I think I'm stressing Kalyn out
with the wedding coming up because I just forget to

(16:29):
invite people. This morning woke up and she goes, hey,
did you invite and she left off three people and
I was like, yeah, of course I did. She look
back at the lest she goes, Nope, they're not on here.
I was like, no, I'm pretty sure I did. I
would for sure invite them, and I didn't invite them,
like three people, I for sure would have invited, and
I wouldn't even thought about until Kalin's like, hey, did

(16:49):
you invite these people? So I think I'm stressing her
out a little bit. There's also a part of the
wedding where they want us to create our own signature cocktail.
And I don't drink, So what do you think I
created any as Shirley Temple type thing? Yeah, exactly it. Yeah.
I didn't know what to name it. So if you
guys have a name, Bobby Temple, well that's what I said.
That was the easy one. But I didn't think people

(17:10):
would know what that was. Oh, I get it, but
I don't know what is in a Shirley Temple. Well,
it's it's basically, you know, cherry juice or whatever that
and the version of a drink grenadine. N Yeah, okay,
so it's pretty good. I like it when I go
to a bar because it looks like I'm drinking. But

(17:31):
you can also do a dirty Shirley with alcohol in it.
That's weird. Yeah, I don't like that. So here's what
There'll be two versions of those. There'll be the one
that I have that the Shirley Temple, and there's the
dirty Shirley if you want to add apparently add vodka
to it or the dirty Bobby, I don't know here, Okay,
here's the challenge. I'm gonna give our listeners. Call our

(17:52):
voicemail line. What should I name this Shirley Temple? Kind
of drink the clean one and the dirty one. Yeah,
but they need to kind of be named semi the
same thing, right eight seven seven seventy seven, Bobby. Maybe
if you come up with the name, we'll give you
a doll or something. I don't know. We don't have
any prizes around here anymore. Really, we used to have

(18:13):
all kinds of stuff to give out, and nothing anymore.
Speaking of weddings, a twenty seven year old guy just
posting on Reddit. He's having an issue with his fiance.
They get engaged on Valentine's Day, but he wants a
Star Wars wedding, like he wants to go all out.
He's talking about hiring Stormtroopers to dance groomsman and Jedi robes,
using Star Wars music for their first dance. But his

(18:35):
fiance isn't even in the Star Wars quote. She doesn't
want anything about Star Wars on our wedding at all.
I suggested that we could plan half the wedding like
she handles a ceremony and not play in the reception.
She said no on that too, but he's sticking with it.
He said, this is my wedding too, and as you
get to decide at least half the day. So where
do you fall on this guy on redditt Amy? Oh yeah, no, nope.

(18:55):
No Star Wars themed wedding, Nope, nope, nope. You're there's
a you can throw yourself the biggest Star Wars birthday
party next year or whatever you want to do, but
you're not doing it at my wedding. If I happen
to be a fan two, that's different. But if I'm not,
I'm sorry. Our wedding is not for your dress up party. Yeah,

(19:15):
it's not for you to live out your childhood fantasy, right, Yeah, yeah,
I would agree with this. There was a part of
me that wanted to wear an extremely loud, fire engine
red suit when I was walking down the aisle, which
I've also learned I'm not walking down the aisle, but
when I was getting married, and okay, alost like, I
don't think that's the move, and so we settled on

(19:36):
I can wear If I want to wear a red suit,
I'll wear it to the reception because a little bit
I was just living out my dream. I don't need
to get married in a red suit. I realize that now,
although it would be kind of cool. Huh wait, you're
going to do a wardrobe change? Well, I don't know.
The world is my oyster, that's right. I mean, I
don't think I show up to the reception in the
same clothes that I was wearing to the wedding. Do

(19:57):
I Usually I feel like, hey, let me ask you do.
But I guess you're not. You're not the norm, so
it's fine. I mean, would Reba have a wardrobe change? Yeah,
probably multi exactly, but some brides do. I just have
not ever heard of the groom doing it. Well, I
think I'm if I if I want to go down

(20:17):
in a pair of chaps and a denim vest, I will, Yeah, okay,
we'd all look forward to that. Bones, I didn't know
you didn't really change clothes. Okay, well a lot there.
It's your day. How many times have we said that?
So I don't even know why we're questioning what your
plans are, because at the end of the end of
it all, it is your day and it's almost time, summertime.

(20:40):
Can you believe I'll be getting married? Did you ever
think you? No? I mean I guess I always just
thought it would happen, but I didn't. Yeah, but couldn't
really I ever picture it. But now I can picture
it clear's day, so it seems good. Ed. Did you
every think got me getting married? No? I think Amy
nailed it, like, yes, for sure someday. Yeah, but you
always talked about me I'll get married. But if I
close my eyes back in the day and picture Bobby

(21:01):
getting married, I would see a black just picture of nothing.
That was pretty crazy. No picture of nothing. I mean,
there was no way I could imagine this going down.
The way it's happening, it's pretty cool, though, what do
you mean the way it's happening? Just I mean, for me,
I think it's sooner than I thought it would happen.
I didn't. I didn't, honestly, Bones. I thought maybe late forties, fifty.

(21:24):
Oh wow, yeah, but it's great. You found the woman
of your life and the love of your life and
it's happening all right now, and it's it's awesome. Why
do you think fifty? I just thought that you would.
You're very you have to think everything out. And I figured,
you know, you were just gonna finish everything you were
doing here with on TV and radio and all these
TV shows, and then you were gonna be like, all right,

(21:46):
I'm ready to get married. I just didn't think it
was gonna be this quick. I didn't realize I was
a prodigy at this wedding stuff. Early. It's time for
another round of the Bobby Feud. Here we go. We
have three players. Eddie will start this round. The top
ten least favorite chores, Oh a pole from you. GOV

(22:09):
asked two thousand US adults about their least favorite chores.
You get points for wherever you land on the board.
If you get the number one answer, it's only worth
one point because that's the easiest one. Eddie, you're up first.
What is your least favorite chore? Bones, I'm gonna start
with something that just came right to my mind. Let's

(22:30):
go dishes, doing the dishes, Show me doing the dishes.
Number two answer, So that's only two points. Yeah, all right.
The next one I hate doing is the laundry. Daddy's
never gonna do the laundry. Show me daddy's never doing
the laundry. Number one answer. Bones. I think I'm gonna

(22:55):
go with cleaning the bathroom. No one likes to clean
a dirty, stinky bathroom. Daddy don't like to clean the
dirty stinky bathroom. Yeah, number three, Eddie, And this is
one that I've delegated to my son. Now I no
longer do it because he does it. He takes out
the trash. Oh, take out the trash, Show me taking

(23:18):
out the trash. Yeah. The number nine answer. O good,
that's big points. I'm in trouble. Eddie has fifteen points
so far. So I don't know. This may count as laundry.
But can we do folding clothes? Is that different? That's laundry?
Show me folding clothes. Okay, celebrated a little too earlier there.

(23:47):
Eddie went hard with fifteen points to start. Yeah, Amy,
you're up. They asked two thousand adults. What's your least
favorite shore. There are still six answers on the board.
Lots of points up here. What do they say? Well,
what's been taken doing laundry, doing the dishes, cleaning the bathroom.
I've been taking out the trash, the yard, yard work
it that's number ten, show me yard work, lunchbox over

(24:14):
to you. Okay, you know what I like? No light, knowing,
getting that mop out, cleaning the floors, he says, cleaning
the floor, show me sweeping or mopping at number six,
six points for lunchbox guys. I mean, listen, I don't

(24:35):
know if this is a chore you guys had to do,
but I mean, when your parents are really mad at you,
they make you go outside and wash that freaking car.
No one wants to wash the car. Show me wash
that freaking car. Maybe if wash the card, not wash
the freaking gard No not there, Eddie back over to you.
It starts over bones. I know not everyone has pets,

(24:56):
but one of the worst thing to do when you
do have pets, you gotta clean the poop from the backyard.
Clean the poop from the backyard of the pets. Great.
There are five answers left on the board. Your least
favorite chore. Laundry dishes, bathroom all off the board, sweeping him,
mopping off the board and take the trash out. Amy

(25:17):
over to you. Well, is vacuuming the same thing as
sweeping and mopping? You want to say it. I don't
have anything else, so vacuuming. Show me vacuuming? Good? Oh man,
seven points? Good job on those same Well, I didn't
do it. I don't know. Um oh clean. I don't

(25:41):
know that people would get this specific, but I don't
like like cleaning. I guess we already said bathrooms. Doesn't
say toilets. That could be the bathroom. Um, cleaning windows, dusting,
cleaning bass boards. That's so annoying. Dusting bass boards? What
is your answer? Dusting? Show me dusting? Whoa who dust?

(26:06):
At number four, that's dusting. Amy now has eleven points.
She's back in the game. Goodness, Okay, this is a
you forget the ones we have. There are three left.
We have laundry dishes, bathroom dusting, sweeping and mopping, vacuuming,
taking out the track and this is just file. This
is under the umbrella of chores. There are twenty three

(26:27):
points still in the No, it's like cooking a chore
or is that like life? Is that survival? You gotta eat?
But I mean, you could just order out. That's why
we don't want to cook, because the lazy. Um, I'm
gonna say, cooking, show me cooking, lunchbox. You got three left?

(26:51):
Yeah you want it? Yeah, you want it? Yeah? I mean,
what what do you refuse to do? When your parents did?
They say, you can't go outside until you clean your room.
Clean your room. No kid likes to clean their room,
they asked adults. Remember no, I didn't know. That's not

(27:12):
your turn. I go ahead, okay, bones, I think I
have the three left right here, go ahead. And the
first one is the most disgusting thing in the world.
If you have an apartment and you're ready to move out,
do not forget to clean your oven. To clean your
oven disgusting. You only do that if you move out
of your apartment for sure. Surveys says, oh my goodness,

(27:36):
make your bed. Surveys says, got it. Here we go,
and I think that's the end of the game. No, no,
we're going where everybody just start yelling things out. Wash
the pets, Wash the pets. Eddie Okay, here we go.
Amy said it, but she didn't choose as her answers.

(27:56):
So clean the windows, windows, Okay, games over, you know,
hold on, walk the dog, Eddie. Eddie with fifteen point
didn't a winner. You got seven out of two. Yeah,
but dude, I want to win the whole thing. Change
the light bulbs at number five, ironing. Oh, I don't
do that. I don't think that's a That's like if

(28:18):
you're going somewhere. You got iron iron No. One at
number eight, organizing clutter. Yeah, and at number ten sanitizing
and wiping kitchen surfaces. Oh I love that. I love that. Yeah.
Well there is everybody. Congratulations, make you thank you? Another
round up? Bobby, what do you want to say? Thank

(28:41):
you so much to everyone that didn't believe in me.
I proved you wrong. Okay, no idea. No, I didn't
have Bobby, but we like that. You was Amy's pile
of stories. So good news. NASA has ruled out any
chance of an asteroid strike during the next hundred years.

(29:02):
I would expect them to say that if we were
about to get hit by an asteroid. I'd be honest
with you. I don't think they're going to tell us
we're gonna get hit Well, there were some projected ones
for twenty twenty nine and twenty thirty six. I mean
that's in the near future. But now they're saying we
don't have to worry about it, and I think we're
all good the next hundred years, like we'll be we'll
be gone. Let me ask you as a question, if

(29:23):
they said in twenty thirty six, an ASTROI was gonna
hit earth, Yeah, how would you change your life today
twenty thirty six, not like next year? Right now? It's hardcore? Man?
Would know? I'm thinking Tim mcgrosslong, right, I loved you?
Would you with fifteen years? I'd go sCOD doven I would.

(29:43):
I would have changed the dang thing. Fifteen years is
forever again. If I said two years or next month,
you do all that you get on food man, chew
and let her rip, you know, on a bullet food man.
I know. But there's definitely things I would want to
go do, like I want to go see I want
to go to Wyoming. But you can do that the

(30:04):
next fifteen years, right, I would do that. I keep
putting that off though, but I would not put it
off any longer. I'd for sure go on a trip.
This is what I predict if they said an ASTROI
was crushing into the earth in fifteen years, you guys
will go, wow, that's crazy, and then about two days
to be back to normals. Probably we wouldn't even care
until like a year before. All right, what else, amy, Well,

(30:25):
so therapists put out a list of the top five
things that could be causing your stress at your house.
So in a number five, anywhere in your home, if
you have an unfinished project, then that is creating stress.
You may not even realize it, but just the fact
that it's sitting there undone. Yeah, you know what stresses
me out at being undone is we have these the

(30:45):
guy that owned our house before we bought it. It's
just a disaster when it comes to having a normal
place to live. In our bathroom and our main bath
have a couple of things. I'll get to the big one.
But in our bathroom that is in the living room,
there's an extra light switch and when you turn it
on up in the ceiling, like these disco lights come

(31:05):
on in the bathroom. And not only that, he put
two toilets in there. Again, this is a small space.
There are two black toilet There's a black commode like
a normal toilet, and then right next to it is
a black urinal in the normal bathroom with it also
has disco lights, So that's the first thing. Second thing
we got rid of they had these terrible showers in

(31:28):
the main and guess bathroom, and we got rid of
them because they flooded. There were pieces of crap. Thirdly,
there are these huge triangles in the living room that
are a little crooked and it looks like a dartboard
in them. They look like he was in the Illuminati.
They're awful, but they're very high up and it's like
a last on my list to repair. But they guy,

(31:48):
this is a nightmare and that stresses me out. That's
an unfinished project to me, it's taking down those Illuminati triangles.
What's number four? Any Well, do you ever work in
your living room? Nah? Okay, Well they say that work
in your living room can make it harder to relax
in that same space later in the day. And I
feel like a lot of people have been working from
home lately, so make sure you just create more of
a workspace. Then at number three, outdated or worn out

(32:10):
furniture could prompt feelings of stress. Well, okay, but furniture
is expensive. I'm stressed out, Gotta go spend a bunch
of money. Well, they're just saying if you have like
a rundown dining room table. I'm not saying if to
go spend money, but it is causing a little stress
because maybe you don't want to go eat at the table.
I have chairs barstols that are totally falling apart, like
you can't even sit in them. If you sit in them,
you might fall through. But here's the deal. If I look,

(32:33):
I got a quote to repair them, and the cost
to repair the chair is more than the actual chair,
So I refuse to that chair has been totaled. Right.
But what this is an example Bobby of like I
have worn out furniture that I have not figured out,
and it's still just sitting there. That probably is causing
me a little bit of stress and I don't realize it,
especially when guests come over and I'm like, whoa, whoa,
don't sit out. Don't sit out. Then in at number two,

(32:56):
like you said, Bobby, in the earlier you guessed that
I might say clutter, and that isn't at number one,
clutter can increase your stress and make it tough to relax,
and then at number one, looking at TV screens can
increase your stress levels as well. No way, TV screens
are rock all right. That is yeah, well, real quick.
Jenny's Splendid ice Cream, which they put out a lot

(33:18):
of fun flavors, they have a new Dolly Pardon flavor
and it's strawberry pretzel Pie, and that just sounds so
good to me. It's going to be available online and
at the Jenny's you know shops and stores scoop shops
on April eight, so that's something to look forward to. Dolly,
Dolly just gets checks every day for something else. Well,

(33:38):
the flavor actually is going to benefit Dolly Parton's Imagination Library,
which is her book gifting program, so technically she's not
making money from it. Hey, that's great, Dolly, Okay, have
it this. Dolly's just writing checks every day. That's right somewhere.
That's great. Okay. I'm Amy. That's my pile. That was
Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the good news.

(34:05):
So Andrew and Marley Kent were getting married on Lake
Tahoe and they were exchanging bowls on a deck and
ride as the ring exchange was happening from the man
to the woman. So it's her ring, which is probably
way more extensive than his. It drops down onto the deck,
threw a crack, and down into the lake. The man

(34:27):
wanted to jump in tucks and all and get the ring,
but the pastor that was marrying them convinced him not to.
They went on with the ceremony, had a great time,
although I'm sure they were worried about the ring the
entire time. Then they went to Lake Tahoe's like scuba
diving facebook page, and the founder of that page ended
up suiting up and headed out to the lake. It

(34:48):
took him about thirty minutes, moved round some rocks, but
he did find the wedding ring. If you're putting that
ring on somebody's finger and you look down and there's
any sort of crack, yeah, aren't you extra secure? I mean,
aren't you holding onto that thing? I mean, I understand
it's very precious and you want to be but it's
it's still jewelry. It's fine to hold it tight. I

(35:09):
just think I would look down to be like, oh man,
I can't drop the ring here and then not drop
the ring and good thing they found it. I'm surprised
someone else didn't like when the wedding jump in. Yeah
you know, if you were at a wedding and you
saw that happen, I would jump in and reward money.
Oh yeah, okay, now you would. If you jumped in,
you would just give them the ring back. I mean

(35:31):
if I'm in the like, if I'm just a guest
at the wedding, that means I'm kind of close, but
not that close. So a reward should be giving my
wife if I'm in the bridal party, I get it.
If you're at the wedding, you want to reward Yeah, okay,
I don't think that's true. Yeah, well he would make
the news. At least you've been Maybe that's it. Yeah,
all right, there is. That's what it's all about. That
was tell me something good today on the Bobby Cast,

(35:56):
which is my music podcast, we're doing stuffing a little
different bay. They got a focus group of listeners on
and recorded it and I was like, hey, ask me
whatever you want, and so you can hear that, just
search Bobbycast. We got five or six listeners from the
b Team facebook page. And I said, hey, you've always
I wanted to ask me stuff. Here we go, let's
do it. We did it on zoom, So check that out. Today.
I have a couple of guys in Alabama that may

(36:18):
have driven right into one of those tornadoes. They shot
cell phone video of trees being pulled up from the roots,
power lines being torn down. You can hear the reactions.
It didn't last long. By the end of the clip,
their windows are rolled down and they're looking around in shock.
But they were right in the middle of a tornado
as this was taken. Check it out. Oh my god,

(36:43):
Oh lucky they didn't get picked up by the tornado
and tossed a couple hundred miles. They sound like Bill
and Ted two at the end of it. I'm like,
that's not the voices I was expecting. Professional a righteous tornado. Gnarly.

(37:04):
All right, let's go over to Amy and get in
the morning. Corny, Morning, Corny. So my house was broken
into last night and all they stole was my limbo stick. Okay, seriously,
my limbo stick. How low can they go? That was

(37:28):
the morning Corny. Now Amy's doing full fledged stand up.
What the deal with limbo is it? A limb or
is it a bo Huh? Why do you keep going lower? Okay,
thank you Amy. Hey, I was thinking about this from
earlier in the show. We're talking about if an asteroid
was coming toward Earth, would you want to know a
day out or would you just want it to hit

(37:49):
and never know? Oh? I think I wanted to hit
and I don't know. But I don't know because then
maybe I could like get together with family and we
all go down together because I don't want to be alone.
But you won't know, I know, because it's just gonna be.
You have like a seven second warning and then it's
seven seconds. Well bam, lights out. But you said I

(38:09):
couldn't know the day before. You could know the day before,
or you'll know seven seconds. Right at first, I was
choosing seven seconds, But now I changed my mind and
I go back to the day before so that I
can go be with like everybody that I want to
be with when it happens, not me. I don't even
want to know what's happening, Okay. I just want life
to go out, yeah, because then you're not scared ever,
there's no You're just living your life. Isn't that how

(38:31):
you want? To go living your best life and that's it, Eddie,
what would you do? I don't think i'd be scared
of it, so I i'd want to know, you know
that asteroid's gonna crash into Earth and everyone's gonna die.
You're just gonna be chill. You want to hear something crazy.
I'm not scared of death like ever. Like I know,
we always sometimes we fly and Bones likes to make

(38:51):
jokes and stuff whatever, And I don't get scared about
dying like instantly, So that doesn't bother me. It really doesn't.
And I'd like to know a day in advance so
I can just kind of hang out with people and
and say goodbye to people the way I want to.
But there's no need to say goodbye to anybody if
you're all going at the same time. Possibly, but we
get to enjoy each other here on Earth. I would

(39:12):
just be scared the whole time. You would add the
whole time. Nope, I want I wanted to go, Hey
Bobby again, coming in seven seconds? Oh yeah, look up, bam,
lights out man. Having a thirteen year old daughter that's
just like a planet I've never been on. Yeah, and
she's almost fourteen. Really yeah, in April. So what's going on. Well,

(39:33):
she wants to get a locked diary, so she had me, well,
I've ordered it, we just don't have it yet. But
she's like, I need a diary that locks. I'm putting
all my passwords in there so nobody can know because
she forgot I guess one of her email passwords and
she's like, oh, I can't believe I can't remember it.
So she wants to write them down and lock them
away in her drawer. And I thought, okay, well that's interesting,

(39:53):
but she may want to start journaling other things that
she starts to lock away, and I I think that's cool.
I think that writing down your thoughts is really healthy,
and I hope maybe she does use that. But then
I thought, oh, well it's gonna be locked. What if
one day there's something going on with her and I
maybe need a read her diary. And then I was like, no,
you can't read her diary. Is her diary, but she's

(40:15):
gonna have it locked anyway. But then it just had me.
I had this whole conversation in my head about whether
or not, as a parent, what circumstance makes it okay
to go into the diary obviously not just for fun
on a Friday night, but like, if something seriously going
on with her, I may need to be looking out
for her. So I didn't know as a parent how

(40:37):
I'm supposed to handle that just fakes scenario in my
head that has never even happened yet. If she gave
you a key, as I hear, you can also have
a key, would you go snoop in it? No? No? Well,
I mean if she's saying I could, and I really
felt like she's saying, if if here's a key in
case for emergency, okay, then if it's an emergency, yes, Again,
I'm not going to. I want to show her like

(41:01):
we're big on respect in our house, and right now
we're even we're working on a lot of different core
values as a family, and we want to live by
example to the kids. So like, if she were to
find out that I was snooping in her stuff with
no emergency reason, then that wouldn't be building trust and
respect with her. I agree for a thirteen fourteen year

(41:21):
old to have a diary and write down all their thoughts. Great.
I think the only time you should get into it
is if you think she's in danger, and you have
to cut that thing open and then you have to
have the conversation I just got into your diary. Yeah.
Otherwise it's not like an Instagram account where people can
interact with her. People can't reach out to her in
her diary. That's that's the difference in a Facebook account,
Instagram account, a techtok account where maybe you don't want

(41:41):
your thirteen year old have one of those because they
are accessible to creeps and that does happen. And as
a parent or parents, we can't be naive to that
because she creeps and PURBs can't get into a lock diary, right. Yeah,
And again I encourage her writing down her thoughts. I
think that that's super healthy for anybody, kids or adults.
And if you should tell her if you're if I

(42:03):
ever feel like you're in danger, I'm going to cut
this open with a pair of scissors and you're gonna
know I did it, So I'm never gonna do without
you knowing. Okay, that's what I would say, Eddi, you
have a thirteen year old son. Yeah, there are no
secrets in my house, so like if I had, but
there aren't because it's my house. No, but there are
I know, but they're not because like, if I find
a diary, guess what I'm gonna read it, like, and

(42:23):
I'm not gonna tell him I read because I have boys,
all boys, I'm not gonna tell him I read it.
But I want to know what's going on in their
lives and I want to be able to relate them.
So far, I have a thirteen year old son, and
so far, he communicates very well with us. If there's
a problem, he communicates us. And that's my goal to
just keep that communication gap open because when I grew up,
there was no talking to dad about anything. So I'm

(42:44):
trying to change that culture in my in my fatherhood
or whatever. So but it also means there are no
locks in the doors. They're nothing like that. Like we
can share everything with each other because guess what I've been,
where you've been. Did you ever want to hide things
from your dad? Yeah, but my dad never went in
my room for like, I can't tell you one time
where my dad went into my room. And he'll even

(43:04):
tell you today. He's like, nah, I had no reason
to go in his room. That's crazy. You read stories
of people that do bad stuff at school and they're like,
you never saw the gun in his room. No, I
never went in his room. That is crazy to me.
You don't want to give your thirteen year old son
a bit of privacy. I want him to think he
has a privacy. But at the same time, this is

(43:25):
our house, Like, I don't have privacy. You guys are
all up in my stuff. They're not in your laptop.
They could get in your computer, sure they are. He
was on it the other day and I'm like, that's fine,
and I've freaked out for a second. I'm like, that's
my work laptop. He could literally he could easily tweet
something in two seconds. But he didn't guess what because
he knows that's Dad's laptop and he wouldn't do that
to Dad. So I'm trying to have an open a communit.

(43:47):
I need to have my own private space, right Like
Stashier asked me for a locked diary, if your son
asked you for a locked diary, you're saying you would
not buy him one. I know I would say, absolutely,
just give me a key. Absolutely. In other people bones,
you gotta watch out for other people and not Dad.
You can trust Dad one hundred percent. Other people, though
you can't. But if he's like, no, Dad, I just
really would like a diary for myself, no key for you,

(44:09):
then I would say get the diary, go ahead, and
then I would find a way to open it up.
He's wait to school, Eddie. All you guys can go
over to our Facebook page comment on this. Yeah, Amy,
I like your style, Thanks Eddie. We got some work
to come on. You know, over the past weekend where
we live, massive storms, I lost power for a couple

(44:31):
of days, lunchbox, you lost power for how long? Eighteen
hours one time, and then a couple hours a couple
other times, so three different times over the weekend. But
your beef was with them because when the power went
out your fridge went down, you lost all your groceries. Yeah,
two hundred dollars worth of brand new groceries. And that
was the eighteen hour stretch. So after four hours you
have to throw everything out. So I'm out two hundred bucks.
So I wanted the power company to pay me my

(44:52):
two hundred dollars. Amy, what happens here? Before I play
the call? You have it? You have a few options.
He calls. Do they say, okay, we'll pay you a
hund hundred bucks for half the groceries. Do they say nope,
we're paying for nothing. Do they pay for the entire
two hundred dollars grocery bill? Or do they say, hey,
send a receipt to show proof of your groceries and
we'll ask our higher ups. Oh wow, Okay, I wasn't

(45:16):
expecting D. So I'm gonna go with D. Maybe they're
not fully committing to helping him out, but they'll see
what they can do. Eddie, No, I go with They
say sorry, sorry, you think you're the only one dealing
with it. A lot of people will deal with it.
You're just gonna have to just But Eddie, what if
he is one of the only people to actually reach
it out. I can't picture many people thinking like him

(45:40):
on this. I feel like a lot of people are
reached out, So they say sorry, Do you feel like
it's normal for what he's doing? He can't be the
only one. Oh, I think like in the minority, you
guys were all good to saying I'm an idiot that,
oh why would you even reach out? So there you go.
That tells me I'm the minority in here. Okay, So

(46:01):
Eddie picks be paid for nothing correct, Amy picks d
They say, show us a receipt. Yeah, no guarantees, but
they'll check with the higher ups. What do I pick?
I don't think they paid the entire two hundred bucks.
I'm gonna go pay for nothing. Nice. I think I'm
gonna go with paid for nothing. Okay, here's the call
of lunchbox calling the power company. Go ahead, Yes, this

(46:24):
is how can I help you today? Oh? Yes, ma'am.
I'm calling because you know, we had the storms over
the weekend and I lost power for eighteen hours and
I had just gone to the grocery store and I
had two hundred dollars worth of grocery. So I'm calling
because I want my money back. Is your power back
on now? Yes, ma'am, My power is back on. It
went out like three times over the weekend. The longest

(46:44):
was eighteen hours consecutive, and so everything in my fridge spoiled. Yeah,
that you have the right idea. You should definitely not
risk that and throw anything out that's not feel like.
You can keep unopened beverages and and some fruits and
vegetables and things or condiments, but you want to get
rid of anything else in that bridge that's the right
thing to do. No, that's what I'm saying is I

(47:05):
had just gone to the grocery store that day. I
had bought chicken, turkey, beef, I bought some sausage, and
I bought milk and yogurt. And guess what, it's all
spoiled two hundred dollars worth of groceries. And so I
need to get you guys to write me a check
for two hundred dollars. That's not how it works. And
of course we're not going to charge you for any
time during that when you don't receive electricity. But the

(47:29):
power outage is caused by the weather and the storms,
and that's not our fault. And so will you just
take that two hundred off my bill? Or will you
mail me the check for two hundred? I wish we could,
we can't afford to do that. You might could check
with your homeowners policy, maybe they could help you out.
But you have a nice day, Okay, you're not going
to accept responsibility for my food. Guys. Hung up? And

(47:50):
look how he amps it up and starts talking a
little more trash after he knows she's hung up. He's like,
I dare you to say that again, you're not taking responsibility.
Amy did say on the show yesterday though, that lunchbox,
if this is something that's bothersome to you or scary,
you should have an insurance policy for you. Yeah, that
pays for this kind of stuff. Yeah, but then don't

(48:11):
I get doesn't your insurance go up if you file
a claim? And then how that works? Well, you didn't.
You don't have to file a claim, but you can
now start. I don't know they have grocery insurance. By
the way, we're just gonna make it something. I don't
think so, but I don't know, Eddie. You and I
are right. They paid for nothing. I had hope for
like a second, even though I didn't believe it. The
problem is if she would have said, yeah, we'll pay

(48:32):
for it, everybody would a call. They went out of business.
We had no electric company tomorrow. Hey, Eddie, telling Amy
what happened at your kids school? Okay, So my son
was doing a group project in class. In in order
for this project to go down, somebody had to donate
their iPad to use for the project. So my son
got partnered up with this other kid and he was
using his iPad. My son's iPad and this other kid's

(48:54):
using it and he's doing scanning something with it or whatever,
drops it, boom, screen shatters. Come Oh no. So he
comes home he's like Mom, Dad, like, I don't you
know someone else did it? It wasn't me. I don't
know what to do, And I'm kind of like, we, well,
what if the kids say nothing? You didn't say anything? Oh,
I kind of got a little heated up, saying I

(49:15):
think we need to call the parents of this kid
and tell them they need to replace his iPad or
at least the screen something. So did you call the parents? Oh? No,
I don't know, Amy, what would you do here? I
don't know. My brain automatically goes to whether I don't
know the kid's other kids situation, but I automatically wonder,

(49:39):
I don't want to call this out because what if,
for whatever reason, they maybe can't afford to replace the iPad,
Like it would just make me uncomfortable to ask for that,
and it would if it was my daughter or son
and be like they made the choice to give the
iPad to that Person's also teaches responsibility for for my
kids to hold onto their stuff, and that if if

(50:00):
you let someone else use it then you know, if
something goes wrong, I don't think I would call it
the other parents. I just would figure it out on
my own and feel I feel awkward right now knowing
that Eddie called them. Oh, you already know he called No,
I don't know. I feel as though that's what Eddie did. Eddie,
what did you do? Well? Hold on, I don't let

(50:22):
me say what I would do. I don't know what
Eddie did. Sorry, sorry to go, I thought you did
go ahead. You know. I am a bit like Amy
where I would feel nervous asking somebody because I couldn't
afford that stuff as a kid. But I think maybe
instead of calling and having that conversation on the phone,
I would just send an email. That way, it's not
putting them on the spot explaining the situation to see

(50:44):
if they wanted to volunteer to help pay for what
they could of the iPad, because you're not calling them
on the phone and being like your kid did this,
which they may get defensive. They may get defensive their kid.
They may get defensive because they don't have any money.
I don't know, but I think I would have approach
it as hey, this happened maybe you heard about it.
They were playing with the iPad and you know, your

(51:05):
son Jethro dropped the iPad, and so I would reach out,
but I wouldn't reach out directly. Eddie. What did you do?
Bones you're going down the right track, gets I think? Like,
So we were talking about it and my wife was like,
absolutely not. Let's not even get the parents of all.
This is gonna be awkward, and I said, no, we
gotta make this right, like something somebody has to pay

(51:27):
for this, and I don't think we need to pay
for it. So as we're talking about it, I'm not kidding,
an email comes through and it's the kid's dad and
he emails us and says, my son came home today,
told us exactly what happened. We would like to pay
for this iPad. This is amazing. We don't have to
do anything. Oh okay, well that worked out just great.

(51:48):
So now you know, I mean, because the only thing
that's uncomfortable is not knowing their their family situation. And
it's not like it's like a one or five dollar thing.
I mean, iPad super expensive, So that's cool. Well where
are you gonna do though, Eddie? I mean, I was
talking a big game. I think in those situations my
wife usually wins and says, you know, we probably don't
want to call him. I think she was actually leaning

(52:09):
towards calling the school and saying, hey, what should we
do in this situation and get their take on it
because it was a school project. But honestly, I don't
think we're gonna move fast enough to do anything. And
knowing me, I'd probably check it out. Yeah, iPads are
expensive too. Yeah, that's a craze. That's what stinks. They
don't have school iPads. Amy, does your kids square iPads? Well,
they provide them with a tablet like a computer thing,

(52:32):
so that's what they use, and it's it's given out
by the school. So Eddie, what are your kids rules
on the iPad? What can he be on? I mean
he has My thirteen year old has free range for
the most part. He has these. I think websites have
ratings on them. So we set them up to where
there's certain websites he can't access and certain apps he
can't get unless we accept it like an accept like

(52:53):
some kind of security question or whatever. And usually it
goes to my phone and I just click one button
and he can get it. If not, I decline it
is there a worker on that where he can actually
Have you tried to reverse engineer and try to download things?
That's a great idea. No, I have not, because you
know him and his buddies have all tried these little
tricks and they know how to get by it. But no,
I haven't tried to play the thirteen year old on

(53:14):
his iPad. See if I can crack some codes. Well,
the best thing to do if you want to try
to beat something that someone else is beating, and trying
to beat yourself. Yeah you know. I mean with this show,
I want to hire people to create and maybe I
talked about this off the air, but I went and
paid people in radio to try to beat me, like
I'm gonna give you money. I want you to listen

(53:35):
to the show for a month, and I want you
to develop a plan to beat me. And I hired
them to give me that report so I could see
how they would beat us. I could close up all
the gaps. Did I didn't talk about this on the
Oh yeah, well yeah, I know. I often scout against
myself because their show's popping up all over that are
trying to take me and us down. And so I
want and hired two different people and pay them top

(53:58):
dollar and said, take a month. I want you to
listen to the podcast. I won't you listening live? Won't
you listening to different channels? And if you had free
rein to just develop a show, what would you do?
What would you talk about? What? Where are we lacking?
And I had to write up this humongous report and
then I take it and then I go through it
and I go, Okay, they have a point here, let's
do this. Let's not do this, and so I hire
people to try to beat me, and then I take

(54:18):
that information. So what what what were you told that? Well?
I mean, why would I reveal that right here? I
just pay talk all of that stuff. Well, I don't know,
I'm wondering what what did they say, Like did they
give you like even like oh you shouldn't do this
or shouldn't do that, or they'd you Actually you're just

(54:39):
saying that they said, this is what we would do
to counter you. This is what you do, well, this
is what you can do better at. But if we
were going to launch a show against you, this is
everything we would do to try to beat you. I
go and thank you for the information. I take that
and I try to close up a lot of those holes.
Was it helpful or did you just see the information
and it was like, actually, no one can really beat you.
You're just thinking that's never that never wherever ever that

(55:00):
it was one of them was extremely helpful, so much
so that it was so good. I went to the
head of the company. I was like, we need to
hire her. Oh, not not on this show, but as
someone who does this for other shows. That's cool. Yeah,
so well they're they're car like Amy's awesome or Okay,
everyone's dying to know. The only person I gave that
report to was Scooba Steve. It's good, right, Scoob Steve.

(55:21):
I was very thorough and I and I like took
parts of every that I thought were great and yeah,
it's a cool idea. I thought that was very inventive
for you to do that. You want to not get
beat trying to beat yourself, and I I then close up
all those ways someone else could beat you. That right
at the end, super smart, I'm giving up too much
of my strategy here, Eddie. Congrats on the ipady, and
I'll try that with my kid to beat yeah, no, try, yeah, try.
You know you're trying to beat you right, beat me

(55:42):
through his stuff. You've set up a plan to keep
your kid from from from download and thinks he shouldn't,
so you go try to beat you now. No, now,
we just Eddie. We just need to hire people to
tell us how they would be better parents than us.
You can do that too. It's time for the good news.

(56:03):
A main police officer was on duty when the call
comes through. We got an overturned vehicle, one car crash.
He responds to the scene. There's a car on its side,
there's flames coming up, and him and a good samaritan
that stopped break open the windshield and pull the driver
to safety. That's crazy. Yeah, that someone would just jump

(56:24):
up beside a cop and start pulling him out in
that cop You gotta be like, thank God, someone trying
to help me here, because mostly that would just be
him jumping in that car. Yeah, So shout out to
Officer Andre Chase and the unidentified good samaritan. Why do
you I feel bad for the good Samaritan in this
one because he doesn't get his name in the story.
Officer Andre Chase does, which he rightfully should but we

(56:45):
should also get that name of the other guy. Maybe
he didn't want his name out there if I'm maybe
they were like circing, meet your name, and he was
like good Samaritan. It's like Park Kent. He's like ge
Samaritan And what is gee good? All right, there you go.
That's what it's all about. That was tell me something good.
So we had this drawing on the show and Lunchbox

(57:06):
lost and if drawn he has to go to space.
Remember that Lunchbox? Oh I remember. I think about it
every day because I've not been told that I'm not
going to space. So what you did is you put
in a bunch of money, and every every dollar you
put in was another slip, and if they drew your slip,
you were one of the four people to go up
in this all civilian mission to space. We had the

(57:27):
guy on who's gonna like commanded. His name is Jared Isaagman.
He's a billionaire, but he's also like a fighter pilot.
I've just been tipped off. I've just been tipped off,
lunch Box. Uh, what's gonna happen here? It's not I
don't know, Like why why are you laughing? Like, oh
my god? Like so you get you get pleasure around

(57:49):
of the weirdest things, like seeing people suffer. This is this.
Do you want to know right now if I think
you're gonna be on that mission? Or do you want
to wait here on the news? Oh my god, Oh
my gosh, go ahead and tell me. So I've been
passed along something a little earlier than I should have.
That's not good, it said, what do you mean if

(58:12):
you're finding out early? That means they have to contact
the person early. They're not gonna let the person find
out on the Oh my gosh, did you tell your
wife that you might be going to space? And how long?
And she suggested that one of you guys with no kids, go,
why does that make us less valuable than you? I
don't You'll have to ask my wife that, because she

(58:32):
cares about me and I'm a father of the two,
and so she was, I don't know. I don't like
thinking about it, like it terrified because then they had
the spaceship blow up. Like right after we did this drawing,
there was a space ship they were supposed to send
up in and it blew up. The inspiration for a
crew will launch from NASA's Kennedy Space Center via SpaceX
Falcon nine rocket and begin the roughly three day mission

(58:55):
no earlier than September fifteenth. Well, that's that's soon. The
crew will be monitored by SpaceX Michigan Control as their
Dragon spacecraft orbits Earth every ninety minutes on the flight.
Will be on the flight will be previously announced crew

(59:18):
member Hayley Arseno. I thought you were going. Also on
the crew will be the commander Jared Isaacman. There is
a doctor now on the crew, doctor science Proctor of
Tempe Arizona. What in the world he's a doctor? Why
would you want to do this? Oh? And there's one

(59:40):
more person on the current Come on, don't don't don't
be me like. I know the world hates me right now,
but please don't be me, like, give me one glimmer
of hope. Please, goodness. The story starts from Cape Canaveral, Florida,
the world's first all civilian mission to space. Today announced

(01:00:02):
the final two members of the four person crew that
will undertake a historic voyage to the stars. That final person,
Eddi's patting him on the back, all right, man, is
Christopher Sombrowski. Yeah, oh man, that you will not be

(01:00:32):
going to space. Lunchbox, thank you, oh my space gods,
thank you for that. God. Who did you think you
were going to space? And I really thought I had
a I mean I really thought I was, because let's
be real, we're on a national show. He'd be bringing
a lot of publicity to this flight, and oh gosh,

(01:00:53):
that is terrifying. I don't know who Chris Sombrowski is,
but he's my hero, that's all I know. Scool boy
should get this guy on one who won, and maybe
if he is feeling along to the weather, he can
let lunchbox, he can tap lunchboxes. Congratulations, Lunchbox. You are
not going to say out there he is any final words, man,

(01:01:17):
I'm just gonna say. It feels good to keep my
feet planet, on this planet Earth and on this soil,
and it feels good to be home. And you idiots
that want to go out of space, you guys are weird.
You should tell your wife record it and let her
know that you've been selected to go and see how
she reacts. Okay, Okay, that yeah, I can do that
because she won't hear this. Okay, gosh, Amy, tell us

(01:01:38):
what happened? Okay, so my sister and I are picking
up food and I pull up to the restaurant and
my sister gets out to go inside and get the
food and as I'm waiting, so I'm pulled over on
the curb outside of the restaurant, four girls come up
to my car and they all start to get in crazy,

(01:01:59):
and I was like, oh, what I'm not And they're like, oh,
we're this word's our uper And I was like, I
am not your uber. I don't have even a little
U light in my window. I mean, honestly, I don't
know if they had been eating and maybe having a
few margaritas, but they were very confused. So did they

(01:02:21):
open your passenger side and both back doors? Well, I
mean they couldn't get in, like they didn't actually like
I had pulled up and then when I start to drive,
my car locks so luckily, I mean, they just were
trying to get in. And what do they do Once
you yell I'm not your uber, They're like, oh my goodness. Sorry.
So I don't know what they were looking for, but

(01:02:42):
it definitely was not me. And then my sister came
out and I was like, oh, we almost got assaulted
by four bachelorettes. Have you guys ever got into a
wrong car? Yes? Oh yeah, wow, I've gotten into an
empty car that the thought was mine. Hold on, go ahead.
It's happened to me twice one time here. Yes, I've
told you about it. We just tell so many stories

(01:03:02):
over the years. I'm i'mant for an uber. Have you
get grabbed the wrong car? I think it was an uber,
but I want to hear the story too. Oh yeah,
I done, boss, Oh oh boy. But the uber thing
is just you just realize you get in and you're like,
oh whoop, it's not my uber. But now they have those.
This was before I think they even had the clear
like you know, all the things that you could pay

(01:03:23):
attention to juice so that you don't mess up, and
like the little sign and I don't know, but yeah,
here in the parking garage, I got in a car
that was like I think I was in a I
don't know. I was in a car that was I
was in a loaner. I can't remember. But I got
into an employee that works here car and I was like,
I didn't have that drink here this and I realized, oh,
that's not my drink and then one time we were

(01:03:44):
in Austin for iHeart Country, and I was in a
loaner car and I went to go run some errands
and I got into a car that was unlocked, that
looked just like my loaner and I was like trying
to leave, but I couldn't because I didn't have the
wouldn't start, but I was in the wrong Toyota or
whatever it wants. Yeah, I did. Kaitlin and I probably

(01:04:06):
a couple months ago, we went to stand in this
little cabin for the weekend where there are other people
staying in these cabins right next to us. And so
we get there and we were driving her suv and
so I had to walk out to the cabin and
drive down to the store. And so I just get
in the suv and I'm trying to it's like a
push start where you just had to have the key
inside the car and you push the button and it
won't start. And I've got the button on, like what's happening.

(01:04:28):
But then I look up and I see a tassel
hanging from the rear view mirror and I'm like, no,
my car, Oh my goodness. I jump out of that
car like the seat was on fire. I was like, oh,
And I look around and say, if anyone thinks I'm
trying to rob the car, right, and then I got
in mine and left. But I've done that too. Anyone
thought it was an Uber? Eddy of the Net, Yeah,
Lunchbox and I. We were in Austin. I heard Country
at the hotel getting ready to get an Uber and

(01:04:50):
we're I'm reaching for the door handle, it said white
Corollas I see a white Corolla. I reached for the
door handle. The girl looks at me and just slams
on her lock the button and just like locks all
the doors, Like nah, it's not me. I'm not your ride,
It's not me. She was just there to pick up
a friend she wasn't even know, and she thought we
were two men trying to her car. I would think
you were two men trying to get my car for

(01:05:12):
you two. I mean, look at you, Well, we were
two men trying to look at you. Your two men
trying to get in the car. Hey, you guys, check
out Amy's podcasts. It's called four Things with Amy Brown.
This episode is the fifth thing she shares emails from
you guys, answers questions she talks about the new book
she's reading about getting your creativity back, the new jeans

(01:05:32):
and boots, that she's obsessed with, an app that will
help with bird watching nobody cares about. I mean, well, no,
a listener shared it with me. If I'm If I'm
sharing it, it means it was addressed in an email,
either in a question or they want to suggest it
for people, so I throw it out there, so yes,
people are interested. It also identifies flowers when you're hiking.
Do you have a big bird following? Amy a big

(01:05:53):
bird watching following? Now, shockingly a lot of listeners are
into puzzles bird watching and yeah, sipping coffee, we have
a lot in common. You could actually do bird watching
TikTok if you're trying to find your place. Oh really yeah, okay,
you already like it. It's like the conversation now with Eddie.
I was like, dude, you can dominate adult box opening TikTok.

(01:06:17):
Like I watch Eddie's videos on TikTok, even opening boxes,
and I'm like, wow, that's cool. Then he opens it.
It's a box of sent to me, and I'm like, wait,
that's weird. Why's he opening my mail? But still you
can find your lane in TikTok. Everybody's dancing, everybody's doing
goofy stuff. But find your lane. Your's gonna be bird watching. Amy. Okay,
I'll look into that now. With my this app and
my pamphlet, I'll be able to identify birds to teach

(01:06:39):
people out of the birds. I think about birds all
the time. I dream about birds, like birds they're coming
to me though. Birds are there everywhere, Yes, yes, they're
they're everywhere. I feel like they're coming to my backyard.
I'm creating a bird like what do they call it?
A bird sanctuary? Yeah? Like they're spreading the word. The

(01:07:02):
other day, I swear to you I heard a bird
chirping to another bird, and I think it was like
over here, come to this house. Oh no, Amy's going crazy.
She jumped in the pool with her clothes on, and
now birds are talking to her. Yeah no, no, not
to her. She hears birds talking to each other and
in English. Yeah, yeah, Amy, I'm concerned. Why why? Yeah,

(01:07:28):
you're hearing birds talk to each other. Oh, I'm creating
a safe space for the birds. Do anybody else have
a new newish weird or adult hobby because something that
I've recently gotten into his watches, right, that's very adult,
Like I'm looking for watches. I'm checking out the ones
I liked the most. I have like a little wish

(01:07:48):
list of ones I want to check out. That's very
adult of me. It's kind of a new hobby. You'll
see me wearing a watch most days now because I'm
a grown a man about to be forty one years old.
So so I'm going what I got one, but I
don't want to admit it. Go ahead, I do the
daily crossword on USA Today. Here's the thing. I go

(01:08:15):
to USA today dot com and I do the crossword
every day because they say you need to do things
to keep your brain from getting at Alzheimer's. And my
grandpa would do it every day. He would get the
newspaper and do it. And I was like, oh man,
what a nerd? Like how old are you? And now
I'm like, man, I don't really do anything to keep
my brain fresh. So I start going to usada dot
com and it gets harder throughout the week. Mondays are

(01:08:36):
usually pretty easy, and then as you get towards whoo,
but don't try the New York Times. It's impossible. You're
too hard. Oh, way too hard. I can't even get
it one word. I'm just like, see you later. But yeah,
that's my new old man thing. I like that. Eddie
oll mind, you guys know about mine. I do diamond art.
It's really cool. It's just a bunch of little diamond
beads and then you put it wherever the letter is

(01:08:56):
and then next thing, you know, you have a beautiful
piece of art with just a bunch of diamond beads.
It's really pretty and therapeutic. And I like doing it
outside amy so I can hear the birds. Pretty cool.
I know. I can't wait for I tell you, the
hummingbirds are gonna be coming soon and it's gonna be nice.
You know. Katie Kuric went and hung out with Spencer
Pratt because he had hummingbirds that were coming to him.

(01:09:19):
Like this is a thing. Yeah, and I think you
should embrace the thing and do bird stuff on Instagram
and TikTok okay find out. I know what I really
want to see. When they talk to each other and
I can hear them speaking English, I think it's amazing.
The birds I will I can tell when they like
the food they don't like the food. Yeah, they're right now.

(01:09:42):
I don't think they're happy with the current batch of food,
but I'm got to figure it out, Like you really
believe this? No they y'all birds are smart? Okay, Hey Raymundo, Right,
do you have any sort of new adult hobby? Yeah,
board games and card games. We've really become obsessed with
the game. Sorry. And then also there's a card game
called play nine. It's not going outside and playing golf,

(01:10:03):
it's just sitting down and we just we'd played cards.
So typically every weekend is really when we do a
lot of our board game. And my grandma and I
played cards all the time. If you're new to this show,
she adopted me for a while when I was a kid,
but she also taught me how to play poker, eventually
how to cheat at poker. We played skip bo, we
played Uno. She was big into me learning numbers quick

(01:10:24):
and I have a pretty quick mind that allows that.
But we were working on cards and a very small
version of counting cards as I was five years old.
My grandma would sit me down and be like, all right,
here we go, let's do this. Let's look at the deck.
All these have been played. What do you think's left,
and so she had little systems. We played bingo, we
go played bingo. She was a big gambler. I think
that's where I get it now that I talk about. Yeah,
she got arrested because what happened in Hot Springs, Arkansas,

(01:10:49):
bingo was stopped. They were like, no more gambling. You
can't go and pay for bingo cards. And then you
know there's a pot. Whoever wins wins the money that
They're like, that's gambling. No gambling. So what she did
is she rented out a big van and she'd put
all of her old lady friends in the back of
the van and they would drive around and play bingo
and just give the money to whoever want in the
back of the van. And then the cops busted it.

(01:11:11):
My grandma was a rebel. That's why I'm on Jay
Draft Kings putting code bones. There you go, all right,
thank you guys for your stories. Sorry today, this story
comes to us from Jacksonville, Florida. A mother was going
to pick up her daughter from middle school, and her
daughter had been talking about another girl that had been
picking on her, So when her mom showed up, she

(01:11:32):
jumped out of the car with boxing gloves on and
hit the other kid a couple of times. The mom
hit the kid. Yes, even the mom putting the gloves
on the kid and going hit HER's not right. But
it's even worse when it's the mom hitting the kid. Yeah,
she drove to pick up her daughter with boxing gloves on,
gout out and punched the girl. I thought she was
going to threaten her, you know, like see these like
my daughter will challenge you in a one on one bout.

(01:11:53):
But no, she just went so So then what happens
to her? She gets arrested her child abuse. Yeah, SERI
not serious? Yeah, dang, munchbox, that's your bone head story
of the day. I'm in California and have been doing
the show here for the last couple of days, and
I check on my dogs, but kay, don't have two dogs.
And I want them to be like having a good

(01:12:14):
time while we're gone, like living a good life, but
not too good a life like I want when we
get back home and they'll be like, oh, we missed you,
And for that to be had, they have to be
having a moderately good time. Should I be getting jealous
of my pets good time while we're gone, Amy, No,
oh no, I wouldn't worry about that at all. You
guys ever think about that when you're gone, Like you

(01:12:34):
don't want your pets to be sad you're back. No, no, yeah, no,
I mean I think that maybe about my kids or like,
you know, have kids. We don't have kids yet, ye.
And I bring this up because a couple heard their
neighbors were moving, so they get on to look at
the real estate photos online and they see their own
cat lying in one of the beds at the neighbor's

(01:12:55):
house and realize that cat have been living a double
life like over there, like living it up, Like he
would go outside for a while, but he'd really just
go over to the neighbor's house and like love it.
Oh yeah, that's also an example of like what it's
like when you're a parent and your kid likes to
be at other people's houses better than yours. Man, this
is hitting me in a different way. Well, the neighbors

(01:13:16):
too saw the cat on the street all the time
and called him by a different name, so who knows
what he was living at This cat was living a
completely different life as a different person. That's crazy. I
wonder if the cat really knew what he was doing.
He's playing people, all right. See you guys tomorrow, have
a great day. Goodbye friends. We'll see you Thursday. By bye.