Find out why Eddie was in a dark place and the bad thing he did because of it! Then, Bobby shares advice to a listener who is one round away from making it on a game show! Plus, hear some new fun facts to bring into your weekend!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to Friday Show Morning Studio Morning. All right, Look,
you could be anywhere in the whole wide world, but
you're here with us, and we appreciate that. We go
around the room check in on everybody. He once worked
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for a new station in Texas, and this next person's
positive attitude can be infectious. That's right. Well, guys, you know,
I was having a bad day a few days ago.
The kids are just driving me nuts, and I fell
into a really dark place. What I went to the freezer.
I grabbed ice cream and it was an unopened tub
of ice cream and bones. I don't know where it went.
I ended up eating the whole thing. Did you black
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out while you ate it? If you don't know where
it went. I was watching a basketball game and next
thing you know, I was looking for the last spoon,
and I'm like, oh my gosh, sized tub, show me
with your hands. Oh, like you know, a real a
real one of those small ones. You don't know, a
real thing. I'm never eating a tub of ice cream,
That's what I say. He's gonna be one of those
little ones, not the tub time. And I felt like
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complete crap, Like immediately as soon as I realized it
was gone on. Well, my stomach was like, well, it
was bubbling and making all kinds of noises. That was crazy.
I've never done that before in my life. What kind
was it? Oh? It was like vanilla oreo. It had crushed. Man,
it's so good. I've never eaten a tub though, and
I can go hard. I'll go on a bender like
a sugar bender sometimes, but I still can't eat a
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tub ice cream, Dude, It's crazy. My my mouth is
just like, hey, keep it coming, keep it coming. Then
my stomach was like, what are we doing? How was
the ice cream after effects? I was terrible, dude. I
thought terrible for two days. This next person was second
to Abby in our IQ test, and we all know
his desire to bully her will never be put to rest.
Did Abby write these sounds like? I all about Abby?
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Everybody funny you bring up Abby. You guys say I'm
a bully and I don't support her, and I don't
you know, I make fun of her and I'm rude
to her. Well, I was with some people from the
Grand Hide Hotel here in downtown Nashville. The night brand
new spanking hotel, beautiful, and I gotta be a singing gig.
I booked her. What do you mean? Does she know this? No,
she know that. She just finding out. I was talking
to the lady and I was like, what's the catch? Though?
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You always put her in places that are super uncomfortable,
and you're like, why do people say I mean to her?
And then you record her and they make fun of her? No,
Like I told her I could book her gig in
Vegas and I just put her on the street and said, singing, right,
you didn't book that gig. I mean, she thought she
was going to sing a gig, so why should she
believe this? What's the catch? Now? There's no catch. I
mean I even got the lady saying, look, I am
telling you she's not that good. Wait, thank you, But
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you're willing to book her. You have a clip? Got
a clip from her? Okay, okay, what is your offer
to Abby? Because I'm booking her gig. Tell us what
you're offering, Abby, and the ground rules that hold on?
Are you drunk? Yeah, we had a couple of drinks.
Tell me what you're a offer. I'm sorry to stop
that clip, but would you play it again? They hired
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at Luna at the Grand Hyatt through the toper like
five to seven, maybe on a Friday night on a
Monday through Thursday. She just has to pick the day. Yeah,
and does she get paid or is it volunteer basis
volunteer tips? All right? For us? Knows that I never
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did nothing for you abing your thoughts, No, I knew
right when he said I have something for you, I'm like,
I'm not even gonna listen because yeah, I know what
he did last time. She said, did you just not
to hear the clip? Do you not trust that he
this is what he said. It is I don't And
it's like this volunteer. Yeah, she's not getting paid. Didn't
you didn't book her anything? She said, tips, I got
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her the stage. You have to get booked to get
on that stage. And I seen the stage. Yeah it's
a nice stage. Yeah. Does anyone really of a hotel
overlooking downtown? What do you want? Like you this? This
girl has nothing and she's complainingly stop saying she has
nothing that she can't sing. This is our point, trying
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to sing the nice you like. But she's saying, oh,
it's not even paid. No, Abby, all your gigs are
not paid. You work for tips, that's what they do
on Broadway. So let's go. You're gonna singing, you're not.
I'll check it out, okay, thank you? No, no, no,
sorry Abby? Are you interesting singing or not? No? Not
when you book it. No, I don't trust it either.
Guess what what I means? She doesn't really want it.
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She doesn't want to sing. I don't think Abby's dream
is to be a professional singer anymore. She's sinking singing lessons. Okay,
and I took golf lessons. I trying to be in
a PGA. Enjoy it all. Fine, let's go over to Amy.
She's an expert when it comes to corny jokes. And
don't forget to grab your tickets to our live podcast
show in Nashville. It's coming up next week. Folks. Here
it is Amy, I'm running. Okay. So my son was like, Hey,
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I have this friend at school, but when can I
call him my best friend? And I thought, oh, I
don't know, don't rush things. So then I got curious
and I looked it up so I could give him
some stats. And an acquaintance to a casual friend is
ninety four hours been together. An acquaintance to a casual friend.
So that would just be somebody you see at work
where you look talk a little bit, then to somebody
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that you might hang out with once every couple of months, right,
because it goes one hour to ninety four So acquaintance whatever,
hours with somebody's a lot. Yeah, Yeah, to be casual
I thought so too. And then casual friend to friends
one hundred and sixty four hours friends that must be
a good friend, and then friends to best friends two
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hundred and nineteen hours. So what if you just what
if you end up like having a sleepover, did the
count twenty four hours? Oh? Good question? Um, maybe no,
because you're sleeping, you're not spending time. Look at sleepover
is a long time to hang out with someone's that's commitment,
but apparently it doesn't count if you're not awake and listen.
After I look that up and I was looking at
the hours, I was like, sometimes you just connect with people,
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you know, you don't need the whatever two hundred and
nineteen hours. Yeah. Basically, if you were divide this two
hundred and nineteen hours, divide a boy twenty four it's
basically nine straight days with somebody. So if you are
marooned on an island for nine days and somebody you
can become their best friend two hundred ninety nine. That's
a lot of hours, but spread out like over time.
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You believe you can have more than one best friend? Yes.
I recently was interviewing someone from my podcast actually that
she said people range anywhere from you know, one close
friend to ten, but the average, like the sweet spot
is we only we have capacity for five close relationships.
I said best friend the word best damy be. Can
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you have more than one best friend? Yes? I think
yes you can. I don't think you can. Can you
have more than one favorite team per sport? Yes, you
know you can. No, no, no, that's absolutely You're being
too nice and kind and generous right now when we
are being unrealistic and stupid. So we will not accept
that today. Okay, Ray go ahead from Mountain Pine, Arkansas.
He drives the Eye on five and Monday through Friday,
we go live Bobby Bone. Thank you. Let me say this.
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I hate coffee. I hate coffee. I never liked taste coffee.
I never had a drink coffee till I was like
thirty six years old. It smells bad, it taste bad,
it looks gross. But because I've been doing this whole
thirty and it's not a diet, and I think I'm
not losing anyway. It's not to lose. I think I
eat more now because I have to cut certain things
out to kind of figure out what's wrong on my stomach.
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I need a little bit of caffee in the morning
to get me through because I'm like, and all the
food I normally get and I can't drink coffee with
any of the addit. So I have to drink what's
called an Americano oh, which is black coffee no no,
which is espresso shots and water, and so I drink
it and I'm like, talking to myke d, I'm like,
this is torture. And I drink like half of it,
and I'm like, who would drink this? And that's like
I drink a choice, straight straight black coffee. I just
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I don't think I'm gonna come away from this more
of a coffee lover because it's just really bad tasting
to me. And I don't understand people that love coffee.
I know I'm I'm missing out on it. You are, Yeah,
It's like I know I'm missing out and I'm not
saying people that love coffee are dumb. It's like, I
don't I don't get it. It just tastes bad. I
don't have it. It's like beer. I've never tasted beer,
but I smell it. It smells so bad, it taste
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so good. Did you like it at first? No, so
you developed a taste. Of course, after a while you're
just like, ooh, this is good. Well, and then you
I mean, you like getting drunk first off, but then
after a while you like you like the taste of
different beers, like, oh, that's a good beer? Is it
because of the results? And then you start to associate
that taste with what the results were. Probably yeah, because
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cores lights coming out with popsicles that are non alcoholic,
which is the dumbest thing I've ever said. Yeah, why
would you want to get some taste like beer if
it's not alcoholic? Right? Eat the popsicle? Yeah? Probably not?
I want to get drunk, right? Do you like the
taste of beer if that didn't have alcoholic Probably not? No,
that wouldn't. I wouldn't reach for a beer just to
taste it. Now, Mike, would you drink an American if
it didn't have caffeine or they facts a coffee. I
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love the taste of it. You're a psychotic weird if
I don't like anything in it. But Bubby, you don't
have any kind of nut milk in there or nothing.
I don't put anything in there. Oh, you should put
almond milk in there. I can't because they have a
lot of additives. I guess I can get some kind
of gross craft from the grocery stores. So all right,
there you go. Let's get going. Thank you guys for
hanging out with us. It's time to open up the
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mailbage something we call ye Hello, Bobby Bones. I've listened
to you guys since twenty thirteen. I never thought I
would be the one sending an email for advice. My
best friend and I have made it through two rounds
of auditions to compete on a game show. The next
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round is the final audition to hopefully nab a place
on the show. What is your advice for us nailing
the interview? So far, the interviews I've been virtual, and
this is the first one that's in person in real life.
The show is along the lines of pop culture trivia,
something I'm highly confident in. But I've heard that Hollywood
execs want a certain look or attitude over actual knowledge. Bobby,
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what advice would you give us for audition day? Sincerely
guessing on our first impression. They just want energy. You
gotta be good for the show, meaning you have to
be somewhat knowledgeable. They just want energy. Just go in
with energy, a lot of energy, and that's all they want.
You don't need to look a certain way because they're
trying to fill all these different types of groups. They
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want short people, they want tall people, they want big people,
they want a little people, they want white people, they
want green people, they want black people. So don't try
to put yourself and like we should really dress like
this or we should act like this because this is
what they want. You actually have no idea what they
want or what they're looking for. They're looking for you,
or they wouldn't move you this far. And they're spending
money to fly you out to an audition. Yeah, I
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mean they're investing money that there's not a lot of
right now into getting you there. So they must really
like you, just like in life, not just in this audition.
Just like in life. If you bring energy, everything else
is going to work itself out. Because even if you
mess up with great energy. We know, I know they
know that you're going to continue that great energy. Mess
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Ups can be fixed, lessons can be learned, but you
can't teach someone to have good energy, or a great
attitude or a good work ethic. You show up with
a good energy, smiling, making people like you. You can
get on the show. Don't try to dress this something
you ain't. I don't show up as a full cowboy.
If you're in a cowboy, that's it. But if you
are dressed up like a cow, be what you've been. Yeah,
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dance with the girl that brought you. So. My grandma
used to say, just in life, is there a thing's
too much energy? Like, hey, I'm here, Well, don't go
and do a song and dance. Okay, you're just trying
to win a tony. Just have good energy. That's all.
That's the end. That's not just for this, that's in life.
Everybody keep good energy. Sometimes you know you'll be sucked
out of you that's okay. But if you keep good energy,
good energy will also come back at you. Good luck.
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Let us know how it goes the end. Close it up.
We've got your that was found the clothed back. It's
time for fun Fact Friday, Fun Fact Day around the room.
You'd all been given the task. Come back to the
studio with the most fun fact you can find. Let's
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see what's up first. Morgan of Corny into National Geographic.
If you look at pictures of sick people, your immune
system will automatically give itself a little boost. I thought
it was going the other way. We thought, if you
look at sick, you get sick. Yeah. It almost like
it basically trains a brain path to not get whatever
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that person has. I start trying to google sick people constantly.
That's my lock screen as somebody sick, so I can
fight it. Amy, what do you have? This one's for you, Bobby.
President Lyndon B. Johnson was picky about room temperature. He
constantly was asking Air Force one flight crew like, oh,
change the temperature, change the temperature. So eventually they installed
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a fake dial for him to control the temperature, and
then he stopped complaining, figure that out. We should do
that to Bobby, No, because I know it's hot in here.
No it is freezing in here. No no, no, I'm
saying when it's hot in here and we need the
air to be slightly uncomfortable cool because you think better,
you're more awake and where when it's colder, and so
we keep it like that. And you guys know, I've
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done this for so many years. It's always went their time.
In here, it can be one hundred and five. Outside
we're showing up in coats yep, like around the rain
right now, everybody's got long Yeah. I do have a blanket.
And what's crazy is it felt like okay in here.
And then we walked in and I was like, you know,
I'm put a blanket on, and I feel like that
made you That gets sent a signal to your brain
because after he did, it's a lot too comfortable. So
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let's make it slightly uncomfortable so we can perform better.
Why do you think act? And sat, Sat was a
little cooler. Did you think better? Well that did not
help me? Oh yeah, I thought, or maybe it did,
maybe it did. Nineteen feet six inches. That's the longest
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measured P in the history of the world. Back in
two thy sixteen, Mica Dinkel was able to shoot his
P nineteen feet six inches? How long are the holding that?
And they said, do not try this unless you are
under medical supervision because it can cause problems to your
bladder and urinary trail. Yeah, but yeah, nineteen feet six inches.
Just archer back and try it. What are the gods
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that a guy with the last name Dingkle has the
longest tinkle? Funny? I didn't even think about that, probably
why I started pursuing it to beginning. Yeah, certain things
like mister Wetzel Pretzelzel. So what are you gonna specialize in.
Let's say there's somebody who wants to work at hobby lobby.
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It's right me, Yeah, got that there. So does the
name Bob Heft ring a bell? No, no, Bob Heft.
He created the American flag as we know it today,
the fifty star American flag, and back in nineteen fifty eight,
he did it for his American history class. His teacher
gave him a B plus. And that's the flag that
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we have today for America. Isn't that amazing? As a
good one? Yeah, it's like, how did it get to
become America? I'm so confused. Yeah, they're looking for a
design for fifty state flag and he submitted it. But
he also gave it to his teacher as a class
price fifth grade when I invented teraway pants? Was there?
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They already were invented. You submitted something already been invented,
and we looked up the patent for teraway pants and
it was like from fifteen years before you had submitted
to your PA. I would say, this is more like
an artist getting sent home on American idol and then
making it big. Correct analogy. There's only one member of
Congress who ever had a number one hit? Can you
name them? Rembert Claude Akin. He's never been in office.
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He Ramby didn't win. Are you sure? Yeah, I'm pretty sure.
He's on the board. No, but the board is different
than Congress. He could be a local. But only one
member of Congress who ever had a number one hit,
so nobody gets at this front. He was in a duo.
Oh damn Shay. Nope, neither one of them have served. Okay,
we need another hint. I just gave you one share
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Sonny Bono. Yeah, Sonny had a number one hit with
I Got You Babe while he was a member of
the House Representatives from nineteen ninety five to nineteen ninety's amazing,
that's pretty crazy, it's pretty cool. That's fun. Fact Friday,
It's time for the good news. Back in May of
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two thousand and six, Michael Sutton and Kelly Phillips went
out to celebrate Kenny's eighteenth birthday. There was an altercation.
Somebody got killed, but they pinned it on Michael and Kenny,
so falsely convicted, they were in prison, sentenced to fifteen years. Well,
the Innocence Project, which is a nonprofit that gets people
out of jail of their innocent they defended them in court.
They figured out that they were innocent. They got out
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so recently they're thirty three years old. Now they were eighteen.
Then Wow, they got out, which is awesome. But at
the same time, the University of Akron gave him a
full scholarship to go to college and get a degree.
I imagine that much time. Yeah, you're thirty three years old,
the life and you all that time that you have
to build, just your resume, career, family all gone. They
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do get money too, And I remember covering this too
when I was working news. Enough it's never enough money, man,
all those years, teen twenty grand a year or something,
and the Innocence Project lunchboxes at who was trying to
get Steven Avery out of jail. Yeah, there was a
lady out of Chicago. She worked for the Innocence Project
there and she took his case and man, she never
got him out. That's the guy from Making a Murderer
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on Netflix. Yeah, the Wisconsin guy, don't you know. Yeah.
And the crazy thing is some states you don't get
any money. It's state by state basis that. Glad those
two guys are out. Yeah, they laughing for them. Thank
God for the Innocence Project. That is what it's all about.
That was tell me something good. It's the eases trivia
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game that's ever existed. It's called easy Trivia. The category
is Bobby Bones shows side hustles. What two members of
the show are pursuing acting on the side Eddie, you're
the champ, you go first? Yeah, that's Amy and Lunchbox.
Correct Morgan, what member of the show coached his son's
basketball team? Amy? What remember the show once drove for Uber? Right? Correct?
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And Lunchbox what member of the show edits a Sheep
magazine as a side hustle? Morgan? Correct? Good, Okay, look
there we are. Yeah, that one's so easy. By the way,
Lunchbox and Amy both have a yellow card. To start
the game. Any lip at all? You get a second
and that kicks you out of the game. Any lip
at all? Yeah, don't say anything right now. Guys, Eddie
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has on the tr because he is the champion. They're
all quiet. Easy trivia. The category sesame street Characters. Oh
my favorite, Eddie. What's the name of that big yellow bird?
That is big bird? A good job? Now if you
miss it, by the way, you're gonna hear this sound.
Do not want to what's the name of the bright
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red character with an orange nose? Correct? Ammy? What's the
name of that green character who lives in a trash can? Lunchbox?
What are the name of the two characters who lived
together and are complete opposites? Burten, Ernie, Good job? Next
category fast food association. Question one, Eddie, what fast food
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restaurant has famous golden arches McDonald's. Good job, Oregan. What
fast food restaurant has car hops? It sometimes bring your
order on roller skates. That's Sonic. Good job, Amy, whose
mascot is a cow even though they specialize in chicken? Lunchbox?
What fast food restaurant would you associate the colonel with
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Kentucky Front Chicken? You're all still in, You're all still in.
I don't hear much coming from YouTube. They're real quiet
home appliances. In your next category, a vita mix is
a type of what household appliance? Eddie, I'm a mix.
That's a that's like a blender. Correct. A roomba is
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a robotic version of what household appliance? Morgan good Amy?
What's the name of the small countertop convection oven designed
to simulate deep frying without submerging the food and oil?
Good lunchbox? What many home appliance did Amy get for
her daughter's birthday last year so she could put in
a room? What easy? What many home appliance did Amy
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get for her daughter's birthday last year so she could
put it in her room. We probably talked about it
three times. Yeah, yeah, but that I the only thing
that you could go in your room, though, would have
to be a refrigerator. What many home appliance did Amy
get for her daughter's birthday? A many? For it to direct,
you don't have to get mad. I didn't. I just
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got it right, easy, Yeah, take it easy. I don't
know if that was easy. The category is famous fruits,
Eddie and cartoons What fruit is used to trip characters? Oh? Bananas? Morgan?
What fruit lends its name to all of the following?
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A record label founded by the Beatles, the daughter of
Gwen Paltrow on Chris Martin and a company. Tim Cook
is the current CEO of I only get this because
the last on Apple? Amy? What kind of fruit is
SpongeBob live in a pineapple? Correct? Lunchbox? What phone was
named after a fruit and is known for the keyboard
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on the front of it? What phone named after a
fruit is known for the keyboard on the front of it?
Keyboard on the front of it? I don't understand what
that means? What are you doing with your phone? Well,
I'm looking at my phone. I mean it has a
keyboard on most of its devices. It's known to have
a keyboard. Five seconds Apple, BlackBerry, BlackBerry. I don't know what.
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I don't know what? Yes, you do? You know what
it is? Does? Is? Lunchbox has been eliminated. Famous websites Eddie?
What website? Would you rank your friends in a top eight?
The top eight? Oh? Is that my space? Correct? Morgan?
What's the name of the social media website founded by
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Mark Jarkerberg? Good? Amy? What's the name of the website
that Elon Musk has been the CEO of since twenty
twenty two? Twitter, Good Moving on, We're going fast, guys professions, Eddie.
A standard courtroom setting has attorneys, juries, Bayliff's stenographers, and
what other robed profession that's a judge? Correct Morgan. What
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do you call a person who plans, designs and oversees
the construction of buildings and architects? Good Amy. What do
you call a person that makes things from wood, including
houses and furniture a carpenter? Good job days, Roll through
that one, mom. Country music band members? Country music band
members Johnny Cash, Whyland Jennings, Willie Nelson, Chris Christofferson. What
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about what name the highwayman? Correct Morgan. Philip Sweet is
a member of what country band? Correct Amy? Randy Owen
is a member of what country band? Alabama? Correct? Wow? Wow?
One more category we go to sudden debt speed. The
category is types of doctors, Oh, Eddie. What do you
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call a doctor who focuses on the health of infants, children, adolescents,
and young adults pediatrician? Good Morgan. What do you call
a doctor that specializes in feat Oh, it's not pediatrician,
but it's um, I'm not gonna say it because it's
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gonna cat wrong anything. What what? What? All that sounded wrong?
And all that was very diatrist. Yeah, Amy, how do
you call a doctor that specialized in the brain, Amy,
a neurologist? Correct? Here we go, okay, carry around. You
get three questions. The first category buzzing with your name
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nerd culture. No, Stanlee is associated with what comic? Amy?
Span incorrected? St Marvel correct? Wow, Stanlee, dude, that first,
I'll fire your dog your dog And I'm like, I
don't know Stanley that. I was like, I was ready
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to say Bobby Bones school one zero? Any category is
out of space? Who what's the hottest planet in our
solo sist? Amy incorrect? Eddie Mars incorrect? Venus. Oh, this
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is what I was trying to remember the other day.
So dumb Internet abbreviations. Final one. What does BCC stand for? Amy?
Blind copy coffee sitter? Wow? Wow, I thought she had it,
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Eddie blind carbon copy correct Edie, I call you that.
You blew that a big, big win. Thank you very much.
Eddie is our champion. That was stressful. I'm tired. Thank you,
let's do this. Here's a voicemail from Ashley. You might
(25:58):
not believe this, but I'm from New Hampshire. There is
a lot of us that live here. No, not everybody
is super nice, but yeah, for the majority we are
but born here, raised here, work here, and now raising
my kids here. And it's actually a pretty amazing state.
You're right, So just had to let you know that
we do exist. We do and I like to call
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this state Goss Country. It's actually pretty amazing. You should
come visit. Sometimes I'm afraid I wouldn't be able to
find it because it doesn't really exist. And anybody could
say this here. Listen to my friend Lunchbox is also
from New Hampshire. I love New Hampshire. It's so peaceful here.
It's wonderful. Everybody is so nice, there's no crime. Are
you born there? Yeah? I was born and raised there.
Oh are you still there? Y'are still there? Right now?
Are you there? Right there? You see how easy to
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say that's there right now? Okay? He sounded like you
was lying though, No, but I would love for you
guys to come visit, am I thanks for the invite.
Oh you go? Are you there? He goes right there.
That's not true. Yeah, that really threw me off. Shavanda
from Virginia has this. I have a morning corny for Amy.
How does a butcher introduce his wife meet Patty? Thank
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you guys. I love the show's pile of stories, Bobby,
I know you love cereal love and I miss it
on whole thirty and it sucks. I can't have it.
Go ahead, Well, when do you eat it morning? Morning?
And then also sometimes at noon, and then sometimes I'll
do it for dinner after dinner, then sometimes late night,
(27:24):
and then again in the morning. I love cereal. It's
my favorite, and I can't have any Well, they're not
having to market this towards you because you're good. But
cereals are now making nighttime versions so that people will
eat with a lamp on it. No, I don't need
a nighttime version. They're adding like herbal blends and vitamin
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and minerals like you won't taste them. No, I don't
need don't. Don't tell me. It's like zinc folic acid beers.
Cookie Crisp doesn't have folic acid. They should never have
folic acid. What the cereal will do is promote natural
melotonin production. Therefore, you can eat it at nighttime is
not going to disrupt your sleep. The flavors are Blueberry
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Midnight and Honeymoon Glow. Oh those don't sound bad. But
what's the brand? Well, uh, that's what I'm saying. Like
it sounds like that's like a frosted plate or a
post post. The maker of a honey Bunch of Votes
and Raisin brand, they're putting out a whole line of
Sweet Dreams. I hear you. It's just another way to
sell cereal. I just don't like that they're listing folic acid.
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It doesn't help my cereal experience. And it's good if
it's in there. And I also like the nighttime Okay,
we make boxes of nighttime cereal. When you start putting
herbs and cereal, that's like dinner. Yeah, you eat herbs
and dinner. I don't think you're gonna taste like basil.
I do because they told me it's in there. No, no, no,
it's like onions. My wife chops them up. If she
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tells me, I'm like, I don't like onion, that taste them.
If she doesn't tell me, I never taste them. And
then the mill's over and she's like, I chopped the
onions in there, child. Yes, okay, well it's gonna take
taste just like your daytime cereal, but believe it at all. Okay.
I got two sisters that are in their hundreds, one
of them Shirley, who's one oh six, and her younger sister, Ruthie,
who's one hundred and three, and they're sharing tips for
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a long, happy life. You ready, genetics. They're both alive genetics.
They say, get your steps in. They try to hit
ten thousand steps a day, cultivate connection with people, read wisely,
eat moderately, and then the number one thing, focus on
the positive. Oh that sounds great. All right, now I
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can't stop focusing on a nighttime cereal because the herbals
and zincs does not sound good. All go ahead. Tim
mcgrawl has a leper contattoo. I bring this up because
it's Saint Patrick's Day, which I feel bad because at
first I was like, oh, yikes, what did he do that?
But it's something special that he got a few years
ago in New Orleans with his brothers in honor of
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their late father, Tug mcgrawl. He loved Saint Patrick. Stay
and leprechauns, so they all got tattoos to remember him.
I find people who love Saint Patrick's Day are either
Irish and it's kind of their brand because I'm an
Irish America, or they just love to drink. Yeah, that's
about it. There's no in between, right, Like why else
would you like it? So I don't know which one. Tim,
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I don't know. I tim's Irish or not? Or if
old tug he's a mc graw, dude, it's Irish McGraw, Yeah,
mc Why do you go because mc before a last
name is Irish because we kind of go work if
it were oh, oh mcrawl too, and I would know,
But like Tim, ohmcraw, I think it's the same. Okay,
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I Amy, that's my pile. That was Amy's pile of story.
It's time for the good news, something good. We're gonna
do a little time travel here. Back to two thousand
and fifteen. William Daniels goes to the convenience store buys
a lottery ticket, had a thousand dollars winter who pretty cool, right,
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Well then, now he's thirty one years old. He bought
another scratch off and he won fifty thousand dollars, and
he said he knows how he did it. It's the
long hair. Back in two fifteen, he had long hair cut.
It didn't win. Again, he grew his hair back out
fifty thousand dollars boom. So if you want to win
the lottery, have long hair. That's what you take from this. Yep,
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when you grew your hair out, did you win the lottery? Now?
I had it long too. Lunch pockets screw his hair out?
Or a bet? Oh man, yeah, you and your buddies
bet white how much money? We bet one thousand, two
hundred dollars that I would not get a haircut for
one year. There was alcohol involved, and one guy bet
me a thousand. The other guy bet me two hundred
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and six months into the bet the thousand dollars better
got a girl pregnant unplanned, And I said, hey man,
we can back out of the bet. We don't have
to do this. He's like, no, man, don't worry about it.
Just because I have a kid doesn't mean I won't
pay you. All right, that's on. Kept it a year,
never got pain because he could at least cut his
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hair six months. Yeah, he kept it going. Now another
twist of the story is he grew his hair out.
He was always like, I look like Tom Brady because
Tom Brady had his hair long. Everybody told me that, No,
nobody did. Secondly, he was Lunchbox like, I'm gonna donate
this because I have it this long. Let's just donate
it locks of Love. Yeah, And so what happened. So
I shifted into Locks of Love and they were supposed
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to send me a gift certificate saying, oh, you, we
used your hair, and they rejected my hair. They rejected
his hair. Well we think it got used in the
oil spill, right, yeah, we think they're doing in the ocean.
So it helped pick up the oil. Yeah, at the
same time on the goal yeah yeah, But I mean
I was trying to get a make a wig out
of me and they didn't want it. He wanted somebody
else to have his hair, Like how cool would that
have been? So I'm walking around with my but it
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had been cool that they needed the hair and we're
using its fighting. No, No, you were like I owned them. Yeah,
that's my that's my hair. Yes, and they wouldn't even
have to like about the grocery store. I'm like, yo,
that looks like my wig man, all right. The story though,
that you brought to us, which I don't even know
if that's good. His story was, if you can have
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your hair growing long, you'll win the lottery. Now, that's
according to William Daniels. He bought a house with his
first winnings and his second one. He's gonna pay for
his wedding. I mean, not a bad deal, not a
bad deal for him. But I don't know that. It
was his hair. That's what it's all about, right there.
That was tell me something good.
Welcome to Friday Show Morning Studio Morning. All right, Look,
you could be anywhere in the whole wide world, but
you're here with us, and we appreciate that. We go
around the room check in on everybody. He once worked
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for a new station in Texas, and this next person's
positive attitude can be infectious. That's right. Well, guys, you know,
I was having a bad day a few days ago.
The kids are just driving me nuts, and I fell
into a really dark place. What I went to the freezer.
I grabbed ice cream and it was an unopened tub
of ice cream and bones. I don't know where it went.
I ended up eating the whole thing. Did you black
(00:43):
out while you ate it? If you don't know where
it went. I was watching a basketball game and next
thing you know, I was looking for the last spoon,
and I'm like, oh my gosh, sized tub, show me
with your hands. Oh, like you know, a real a
real one of those small ones. You don't know, a
real thing. I'm never eating a tub of ice cream,
That's what I say. He's gonna be one of those
little ones, not the tub time. And I felt like
(01:04):
complete crap, Like immediately as soon as I realized it
was gone on. Well, my stomach was like, well, it
was bubbling and making all kinds of noises. That was crazy.
I've never done that before in my life. What kind
was it? Oh? It was like vanilla oreo. It had crushed. Man,
it's so good. I've never eaten a tub though, and
I can go hard. I'll go on a bender like
a sugar bender sometimes, but I still can't eat a
(01:26):
tub ice cream, Dude, It's crazy. My my mouth is
just like, hey, keep it coming, keep it coming. Then
my stomach was like, what are we doing? How was
the ice cream after effects? I was terrible, dude. I
thought terrible for two days. This next person was second
to Abby in our IQ test, and we all know
his desire to bully her will never be put to rest.
Did Abby write these sounds like? I all about Abby?
(01:49):
Everybody funny you bring up Abby. You guys say I'm
a bully and I don't support her, and I don't
you know, I make fun of her and I'm rude
to her. Well, I was with some people from the
Grand Hide Hotel here in downtown Nashville. The night brand
new spanking hotel, beautiful, and I gotta be a singing gig.
I booked her. What do you mean? Does she know this? No,
she know that. She just finding out. I was talking
to the lady and I was like, what's the catch? Though?
(02:10):
You always put her in places that are super uncomfortable,
and you're like, why do people say I mean to her?
And then you record her and they make fun of her? No,
Like I told her I could book her gig in
Vegas and I just put her on the street and said, singing, right,
you didn't book that gig. I mean, she thought she
was going to sing a gig, so why should she
believe this? What's the catch? Now? There's no catch. I
mean I even got the lady saying, look, I am
telling you she's not that good. Wait, thank you, But
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you're willing to book her. You have a clip? Got
a clip from her? Okay, okay, what is your offer
to Abby? Because I'm booking her gig. Tell us what
you're offering, Abby, and the ground rules that hold on?
Are you drunk? Yeah, we had a couple of drinks.
Tell me what you're a offer. I'm sorry to stop
that clip, but would you play it again? They hired
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at Luna at the Grand Hyatt through the toper like
five to seven, maybe on a Friday night on a
Monday through Thursday. She just has to pick the day. Yeah,
and does she get paid or is it volunteer basis
volunteer tips? All right? For us? Knows that I never
(03:18):
did nothing for you abing your thoughts, No, I knew
right when he said I have something for you, I'm like,
I'm not even gonna listen because yeah, I know what
he did last time. She said, did you just not
to hear the clip? Do you not trust that he
this is what he said. It is I don't And
it's like this volunteer. Yeah, she's not getting paid. Didn't
you didn't book her anything? She said, tips, I got
(03:39):
her the stage. You have to get booked to get
on that stage. And I seen the stage. Yeah it's
a nice stage. Yeah. Does anyone really of a hotel
overlooking downtown? What do you want? Like you this? This
girl has nothing and she's complainingly stop saying she has
nothing that she can't sing. This is our point, trying
(04:00):
to sing the nice you like. But she's saying, oh,
it's not even paid. No, Abby, all your gigs are
not paid. You work for tips, that's what they do
on Broadway. So let's go. You're gonna singing, you're not.
I'll check it out, okay, thank you? No, no, no,
sorry Abby? Are you interesting singing or not? No? Not
when you book it. No, I don't trust it either.
Guess what what I means? She doesn't really want it.
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She doesn't want to sing. I don't think Abby's dream
is to be a professional singer anymore. She's sinking singing lessons. Okay,
and I took golf lessons. I trying to be in
a PGA. Enjoy it all. Fine, let's go over to Amy.
She's an expert when it comes to corny jokes. And
don't forget to grab your tickets to our live podcast
show in Nashville. It's coming up next week. Folks. Here
it is Amy, I'm running. Okay. So my son was like, Hey,
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I have this friend at school, but when can I
call him my best friend? And I thought, oh, I
don't know, don't rush things. So then I got curious
and I looked it up so I could give him
some stats. And an acquaintance to a casual friend is
ninety four hours been together. An acquaintance to a casual friend.
So that would just be somebody you see at work
where you look talk a little bit, then to somebody
(05:05):
that you might hang out with once every couple of months, right,
because it goes one hour to ninety four So acquaintance whatever,
hours with somebody's a lot. Yeah, Yeah, to be casual
I thought so too. And then casual friend to friends
one hundred and sixty four hours friends that must be
a good friend, and then friends to best friends two
(05:26):
hundred and nineteen hours. So what if you just what
if you end up like having a sleepover, did the
count twenty four hours? Oh? Good question? Um, maybe no,
because you're sleeping, you're not spending time. Look at sleepover
is a long time to hang out with someone's that's commitment,
but apparently it doesn't count if you're not awake and listen.
After I look that up and I was looking at
the hours, I was like, sometimes you just connect with people,
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you know, you don't need the whatever two hundred and
nineteen hours. Yeah. Basically, if you were divide this two
hundred and nineteen hours, divide a boy twenty four it's
basically nine straight days with somebody. So if you are
marooned on an island for nine days and somebody you
can become their best friend two hundred ninety nine. That's
a lot of hours, but spread out like over time.
(06:09):
You believe you can have more than one best friend? Yes.
I recently was interviewing someone from my podcast actually that
she said people range anywhere from you know, one close
friend to ten, but the average, like the sweet spot
is we only we have capacity for five close relationships.
I said best friend the word best damy be. Can
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you have more than one best friend? Yes? I think
yes you can. I don't think you can. Can you
have more than one favorite team per sport? Yes, you
know you can. No, no, no, that's absolutely You're being
too nice and kind and generous right now when we
are being unrealistic and stupid. So we will not accept
that today. Okay, Ray go ahead from Mountain Pine, Arkansas.
He drives the Eye on five and Monday through Friday,
we go live Bobby Bone. Thank you. Let me say this.
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I hate coffee. I hate coffee. I never liked taste coffee.
I never had a drink coffee till I was like
thirty six years old. It smells bad, it taste bad,
it looks gross. But because I've been doing this whole
thirty and it's not a diet, and I think I'm
not losing anyway. It's not to lose. I think I
eat more now because I have to cut certain things
out to kind of figure out what's wrong on my stomach.
(07:16):
I need a little bit of caffee in the morning
to get me through because I'm like, and all the
food I normally get and I can't drink coffee with
any of the addit. So I have to drink what's
called an Americano oh, which is black coffee no no,
which is espresso shots and water, and so I drink
it and I'm like, talking to myke d, I'm like,
this is torture. And I drink like half of it,
and I'm like, who would drink this? And that's like
I drink a choice, straight straight black coffee. I just
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I don't think I'm gonna come away from this more
of a coffee lover because it's just really bad tasting
to me. And I don't understand people that love coffee.
I know I'm I'm missing out on it. You are, Yeah,
It's like I know I'm missing out and I'm not
saying people that love coffee are dumb. It's like, I
don't I don't get it. It just tastes bad. I
don't have it. It's like beer. I've never tasted beer,
but I smell it. It smells so bad, it taste
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so good. Did you like it at first? No, so
you developed a taste. Of course, after a while you're
just like, ooh, this is good. Well, and then you
I mean, you like getting drunk first off, but then
after a while you like you like the taste of
different beers, like, oh, that's a good beer? Is it
because of the results? And then you start to associate
that taste with what the results were. Probably yeah, because
(08:20):
cores lights coming out with popsicles that are non alcoholic,
which is the dumbest thing I've ever said. Yeah, why
would you want to get some taste like beer if
it's not alcoholic? Right? Eat the popsicle? Yeah? Probably not?
I want to get drunk, right? Do you like the
taste of beer if that didn't have alcoholic Probably not? No,
that wouldn't. I wouldn't reach for a beer just to
taste it. Now, Mike, would you drink an American if
it didn't have caffeine or they facts a coffee. I
(08:41):
love the taste of it. You're a psychotic weird if
I don't like anything in it. But Bubby, you don't
have any kind of nut milk in there or nothing.
I don't put anything in there. Oh, you should put
almond milk in there. I can't because they have a
lot of additives. I guess I can get some kind
of gross craft from the grocery stores. So all right,
there you go. Let's get going. Thank you guys for
hanging out with us. It's time to open up the
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mailbage something we call ye Hello, Bobby Bones. I've listened
to you guys since twenty thirteen. I never thought I
would be the one sending an email for advice. My
best friend and I have made it through two rounds
of auditions to compete on a game show. The next
(09:22):
round is the final audition to hopefully nab a place
on the show. What is your advice for us nailing
the interview? So far, the interviews I've been virtual, and
this is the first one that's in person in real life.
The show is along the lines of pop culture trivia,
something I'm highly confident in. But I've heard that Hollywood
execs want a certain look or attitude over actual knowledge. Bobby,
(09:45):
what advice would you give us for audition day? Sincerely
guessing on our first impression. They just want energy. You
gotta be good for the show, meaning you have to
be somewhat knowledgeable. They just want energy. Just go in
with energy, a lot of energy, and that's all they want.
You don't need to look a certain way because they're
trying to fill all these different types of groups. They
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want short people, they want tall people, they want big people,
they want a little people, they want white people, they
want green people, they want black people. So don't try
to put yourself and like we should really dress like
this or we should act like this because this is
what they want. You actually have no idea what they
want or what they're looking for. They're looking for you,
or they wouldn't move you this far. And they're spending
money to fly you out to an audition. Yeah, I
(10:27):
mean they're investing money that there's not a lot of
right now into getting you there. So they must really
like you, just like in life, not just in this audition.
Just like in life. If you bring energy, everything else
is going to work itself out. Because even if you
mess up with great energy. We know, I know they
know that you're going to continue that great energy. Mess
(10:50):
Ups can be fixed, lessons can be learned, but you
can't teach someone to have good energy, or a great
attitude or a good work ethic. You show up with
a good energy, smiling, making people like you. You can
get on the show. Don't try to dress this something
you ain't. I don't show up as a full cowboy.
If you're in a cowboy, that's it. But if you
are dressed up like a cow, be what you've been. Yeah,
(11:12):
dance with the girl that brought you. So. My grandma
used to say, just in life, is there a thing's
too much energy? Like, hey, I'm here, Well, don't go
and do a song and dance. Okay, you're just trying
to win a tony. Just have good energy. That's all.
That's the end. That's not just for this, that's in life.
Everybody keep good energy. Sometimes you know you'll be sucked
out of you that's okay. But if you keep good energy,
good energy will also come back at you. Good luck.
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Let us know how it goes the end. Close it up.
We've got your that was found the clothed back. It's
time for fun Fact Friday, Fun Fact Day around the room.
You'd all been given the task. Come back to the
studio with the most fun fact you can find. Let's
(11:56):
see what's up first. Morgan of Corny into National Geographic.
If you look at pictures of sick people, your immune
system will automatically give itself a little boost. I thought
it was going the other way. We thought, if you
look at sick, you get sick. Yeah. It almost like
it basically trains a brain path to not get whatever
(12:17):
that person has. I start trying to google sick people constantly.
That's my lock screen as somebody sick, so I can
fight it. Amy, what do you have? This one's for you, Bobby.
President Lyndon B. Johnson was picky about room temperature. He
constantly was asking Air Force one flight crew like, oh,
change the temperature, change the temperature. So eventually they installed
(12:37):
a fake dial for him to control the temperature, and
then he stopped complaining, figure that out. We should do
that to Bobby, No, because I know it's hot in here.
No it is freezing in here. No no, no, I'm
saying when it's hot in here and we need the
air to be slightly uncomfortable cool because you think better,
you're more awake and where when it's colder, and so
we keep it like that. And you guys know, I've
(12:59):
done this for so many years. It's always went their time.
In here, it can be one hundred and five. Outside
we're showing up in coats yep, like around the rain
right now, everybody's got long Yeah. I do have a blanket.
And what's crazy is it felt like okay in here.
And then we walked in and I was like, you know,
I'm put a blanket on, and I feel like that
made you That gets sent a signal to your brain
because after he did, it's a lot too comfortable. So
(13:22):
let's make it slightly uncomfortable so we can perform better.
Why do you think act? And sat, Sat was a
little cooler. Did you think better? Well that did not
help me? Oh yeah, I thought, or maybe it did,
maybe it did. Nineteen feet six inches. That's the longest
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measured P in the history of the world. Back in
two thy sixteen, Mica Dinkel was able to shoot his
P nineteen feet six inches? How long are the holding that?
And they said, do not try this unless you are
under medical supervision because it can cause problems to your
bladder and urinary trail. Yeah, but yeah, nineteen feet six inches.
Just archer back and try it. What are the gods
(14:05):
that a guy with the last name Dingkle has the
longest tinkle? Funny? I didn't even think about that, probably
why I started pursuing it to beginning. Yeah, certain things
like mister Wetzel Pretzelzel. So what are you gonna specialize in.
Let's say there's somebody who wants to work at hobby lobby.
(14:27):
It's right me, Yeah, got that there. So does the
name Bob Heft ring a bell? No, no, Bob Heft.
He created the American flag as we know it today,
the fifty star American flag, and back in nineteen fifty eight,
he did it for his American history class. His teacher
gave him a B plus. And that's the flag that
(14:49):
we have today for America. Isn't that amazing? As a
good one? Yeah, it's like, how did it get to
become America? I'm so confused. Yeah, they're looking for a
design for fifty state flag and he submitted it. But
he also gave it to his teacher as a class
price fifth grade when I invented teraway pants? Was there?
(15:10):
They already were invented. You submitted something already been invented,
and we looked up the patent for teraway pants and
it was like from fifteen years before you had submitted
to your PA. I would say, this is more like
an artist getting sent home on American idol and then
making it big. Correct analogy. There's only one member of
Congress who ever had a number one hit? Can you
name them? Rembert Claude Akin. He's never been in office.
(15:35):
He Ramby didn't win. Are you sure? Yeah, I'm pretty sure.
He's on the board. No, but the board is different
than Congress. He could be a local. But only one
member of Congress who ever had a number one hit,
so nobody gets at this front. He was in a duo.
Oh damn Shay. Nope, neither one of them have served. Okay,
we need another hint. I just gave you one share
(15:56):
Sonny Bono. Yeah, Sonny had a number one hit with
I Got You Babe while he was a member of
the House Representatives from nineteen ninety five to nineteen ninety's amazing,
that's pretty crazy, it's pretty cool. That's fun. Fact Friday,
It's time for the good news. Back in May of
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two thousand and six, Michael Sutton and Kelly Phillips went
out to celebrate Kenny's eighteenth birthday. There was an altercation.
Somebody got killed, but they pinned it on Michael and Kenny,
so falsely convicted, they were in prison, sentenced to fifteen years. Well,
the Innocence Project, which is a nonprofit that gets people
out of jail of their innocent they defended them in court.
They figured out that they were innocent. They got out
(16:43):
so recently they're thirty three years old. Now they were eighteen.
Then Wow, they got out, which is awesome. But at
the same time, the University of Akron gave him a
full scholarship to go to college and get a degree.
I imagine that much time. Yeah, you're thirty three years old,
the life and you all that time that you have
to build, just your resume, career, family all gone. They
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do get money too, And I remember covering this too
when I was working news. Enough it's never enough money, man,
all those years, teen twenty grand a year or something,
and the Innocence Project lunchboxes at who was trying to
get Steven Avery out of jail. Yeah, there was a
lady out of Chicago. She worked for the Innocence Project
there and she took his case and man, she never
got him out. That's the guy from Making a Murderer
(17:25):
on Netflix. Yeah, the Wisconsin guy, don't you know. Yeah.
And the crazy thing is some states you don't get
any money. It's state by state basis that. Glad those
two guys are out. Yeah, they laughing for them. Thank
God for the Innocence Project. That is what it's all about.
That was tell me something good. It's the eases trivia
(17:48):
game that's ever existed. It's called easy Trivia. The category
is Bobby Bones shows side hustles. What two members of
the show are pursuing acting on the side Eddie, you're
the champ, you go first? Yeah, that's Amy and Lunchbox.
Correct Morgan, what member of the show coached his son's
basketball team? Amy? What remember the show once drove for Uber? Right? Correct?
(18:14):
And Lunchbox what member of the show edits a Sheep
magazine as a side hustle? Morgan? Correct? Good, Okay, look
there we are. Yeah, that one's so easy. By the way,
Lunchbox and Amy both have a yellow card. To start
the game. Any lip at all? You get a second
and that kicks you out of the game. Any lip
at all? Yeah, don't say anything right now. Guys, Eddie
(18:36):
has on the tr because he is the champion. They're
all quiet. Easy trivia. The category sesame street Characters. Oh
my favorite, Eddie. What's the name of that big yellow bird?
That is big bird? A good job? Now if you
miss it, by the way, you're gonna hear this sound.
Do not want to what's the name of the bright
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red character with an orange nose? Correct? Ammy? What's the
name of that green character who lives in a trash can? Lunchbox?
What are the name of the two characters who lived
together and are complete opposites? Burten, Ernie, Good job? Next
category fast food association. Question one, Eddie, what fast food
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restaurant has famous golden arches McDonald's. Good job, Oregan. What
fast food restaurant has car hops? It sometimes bring your
order on roller skates. That's Sonic. Good job, Amy, whose
mascot is a cow even though they specialize in chicken? Lunchbox?
What fast food restaurant would you associate the colonel with
(19:43):
Kentucky Front Chicken? You're all still in, You're all still in.
I don't hear much coming from YouTube. They're real quiet
home appliances. In your next category, a vita mix is
a type of what household appliance? Eddie, I'm a mix.
That's a that's like a blender. Correct. A roomba is
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a robotic version of what household appliance? Morgan good Amy?
What's the name of the small countertop convection oven designed
to simulate deep frying without submerging the food and oil?
Good lunchbox? What many home appliance did Amy get for
her daughter's birthday last year so she could put in
a room? What easy? What many home appliance did Amy
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get for her daughter's birthday last year so she could
put it in her room. We probably talked about it
three times. Yeah, yeah, but that I the only thing
that you could go in your room, though, would have
to be a refrigerator. What many home appliance did Amy
get for her daughter's birthday? A many? For it to direct,
you don't have to get mad. I didn't. I just
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got it right, easy, Yeah, take it easy. I don't
know if that was easy. The category is famous fruits,
Eddie and cartoons What fruit is used to trip characters? Oh? Bananas? Morgan?
What fruit lends its name to all of the following?
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A record label founded by the Beatles, the daughter of
Gwen Paltrow on Chris Martin and a company. Tim Cook
is the current CEO of I only get this because
the last on Apple? Amy? What kind of fruit is
SpongeBob live in a pineapple? Correct? Lunchbox? What phone was
named after a fruit and is known for the keyboard
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on the front of it? What phone named after a
fruit is known for the keyboard on the front of it?
Keyboard on the front of it? I don't understand what
that means? What are you doing with your phone? Well,
I'm looking at my phone. I mean it has a
keyboard on most of its devices. It's known to have
a keyboard. Five seconds Apple, BlackBerry, BlackBerry. I don't know what.
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I don't know what? Yes, you do? You know what
it is? Does? Is? Lunchbox has been eliminated. Famous websites Eddie?
What website? Would you rank your friends in a top eight?
The top eight? Oh? Is that my space? Correct? Morgan?
What's the name of the social media website founded by
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Mark Jarkerberg? Good? Amy? What's the name of the website
that Elon Musk has been the CEO of since twenty
twenty two? Twitter, Good Moving on, We're going fast, guys professions, Eddie.
A standard courtroom setting has attorneys, juries, Bayliff's stenographers, and
what other robed profession that's a judge? Correct Morgan. What
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do you call a person who plans, designs and oversees
the construction of buildings and architects? Good Amy. What do
you call a person that makes things from wood, including
houses and furniture a carpenter? Good job days, Roll through
that one, mom. Country music band members? Country music band
members Johnny Cash, Whyland Jennings, Willie Nelson, Chris Christofferson. What
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about what name the highwayman? Correct Morgan. Philip Sweet is
a member of what country band? Correct Amy? Randy Owen
is a member of what country band? Alabama? Correct? Wow? Wow?
One more category we go to sudden debt speed. The
category is types of doctors, Oh, Eddie. What do you
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call a doctor who focuses on the health of infants, children, adolescents,
and young adults pediatrician? Good Morgan. What do you call
a doctor that specializes in feat Oh, it's not pediatrician,
but it's um, I'm not gonna say it because it's
(24:01):
gonna cat wrong anything. What what? What? All that sounded wrong?
And all that was very diatrist. Yeah, Amy, how do
you call a doctor that specialized in the brain, Amy,
a neurologist? Correct? Here we go, okay, carry around. You
get three questions. The first category buzzing with your name
(24:27):
nerd culture. No, Stanlee is associated with what comic? Amy?
Span incorrected? St Marvel correct? Wow, Stanlee, dude, that first,
I'll fire your dog your dog And I'm like, I
don't know Stanley that. I was like, I was ready
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to say Bobby Bones school one zero? Any category is
out of space? Who what's the hottest planet in our
solo sist? Amy incorrect? Eddie Mars incorrect? Venus. Oh, this
(25:13):
is what I was trying to remember the other day.
So dumb Internet abbreviations. Final one. What does BCC stand for? Amy?
Blind copy coffee sitter? Wow? Wow, I thought she had it,
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Eddie blind carbon copy correct Edie, I call you that.
You blew that a big, big win. Thank you very much.
Eddie is our champion. That was stressful. I'm tired. Thank you,
let's do this. Here's a voicemail from Ashley. You might
(25:58):
not believe this, but I'm from New Hampshire. There is
a lot of us that live here. No, not everybody
is super nice, but yeah, for the majority we are
but born here, raised here, work here, and now raising
my kids here. And it's actually a pretty amazing state.
You're right, So just had to let you know that
we do exist. We do and I like to call
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this state Goss Country. It's actually pretty amazing. You should
come visit. Sometimes I'm afraid I wouldn't be able to
find it because it doesn't really exist. And anybody could
say this here. Listen to my friend Lunchbox is also
from New Hampshire. I love New Hampshire. It's so peaceful here.
It's wonderful. Everybody is so nice, there's no crime. Are
you born there? Yeah? I was born and raised there.
Oh are you still there? Y'are still there? Right now?
Are you there? Right there? You see how easy to
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say that's there right now? Okay? He sounded like you
was lying though, No, but I would love for you
guys to come visit, am I thanks for the invite.
Oh you go? Are you there? He goes right there.
That's not true. Yeah, that really threw me off. Shavanda
from Virginia has this. I have a morning corny for Amy.
How does a butcher introduce his wife meet Patty? Thank
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you guys. I love the show's pile of stories, Bobby,
I know you love cereal love and I miss it
on whole thirty and it sucks. I can't have it.
Go ahead, Well, when do you eat it morning? Morning?
And then also sometimes at noon, and then sometimes I'll
do it for dinner after dinner, then sometimes late night,
(27:24):
and then again in the morning. I love cereal. It's
my favorite, and I can't have any Well, they're not
having to market this towards you because you're good. But
cereals are now making nighttime versions so that people will
eat with a lamp on it. No, I don't need
a nighttime version. They're adding like herbal blends and vitamin
(27:44):
and minerals like you won't taste them. No, I don't
need don't. Don't tell me. It's like zinc folic acid beers.
Cookie Crisp doesn't have folic acid. They should never have
folic acid. What the cereal will do is promote natural
melotonin production. Therefore, you can eat it at nighttime is
not going to disrupt your sleep. The flavors are Blueberry
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Midnight and Honeymoon Glow. Oh those don't sound bad. But
what's the brand? Well, uh, that's what I'm saying. Like
it sounds like that's like a frosted plate or a
post post. The maker of a honey Bunch of Votes
and Raisin brand, they're putting out a whole line of
Sweet Dreams. I hear you. It's just another way to
sell cereal. I just don't like that they're listing folic acid.
(28:27):
It doesn't help my cereal experience. And it's good if
it's in there. And I also like the nighttime Okay,
we make boxes of nighttime cereal. When you start putting
herbs and cereal, that's like dinner. Yeah, you eat herbs
and dinner. I don't think you're gonna taste like basil.
I do because they told me it's in there. No, no, no,
it's like onions. My wife chops them up. If she
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tells me, I'm like, I don't like onion, that taste them.
If she doesn't tell me, I never taste them. And
then the mill's over and she's like, I chopped the
onions in there, child. Yes, okay, well it's gonna take
taste just like your daytime cereal, but believe it at all. Okay.
I got two sisters that are in their hundreds, one
of them Shirley, who's one oh six, and her younger sister, Ruthie,
who's one hundred and three, and they're sharing tips for
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a long, happy life. You ready, genetics. They're both alive genetics.
They say, get your steps in. They try to hit
ten thousand steps a day, cultivate connection with people, read wisely,
eat moderately, and then the number one thing, focus on
the positive. Oh that sounds great. All right, now I
(29:34):
can't stop focusing on a nighttime cereal because the herbals
and zincs does not sound good. All go ahead. Tim
mcgrawl has a leper contattoo. I bring this up because
it's Saint Patrick's Day, which I feel bad because at
first I was like, oh, yikes, what did he do that?
But it's something special that he got a few years
ago in New Orleans with his brothers in honor of
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their late father, Tug mcgrawl. He loved Saint Patrick. Stay
and leprechauns, so they all got tattoos to remember him.
I find people who love Saint Patrick's Day are either
Irish and it's kind of their brand because I'm an
Irish America, or they just love to drink. Yeah, that's
about it. There's no in between, right, Like why else
would you like it? So I don't know which one. Tim,
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I don't know. I tim's Irish or not? Or if
old tug he's a mc graw, dude, it's Irish McGraw, Yeah,
mc Why do you go because mc before a last
name is Irish because we kind of go work if
it were oh, oh mcrawl too, and I would know,
But like Tim, ohmcraw, I think it's the same. Okay,
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I Amy, that's my pile. That was Amy's pile of story.
It's time for the good news, something good. We're gonna
do a little time travel here. Back to two thousand
and fifteen. William Daniels goes to the convenience store buys
a lottery ticket, had a thousand dollars winter who pretty cool, right,
(31:05):
Well then, now he's thirty one years old. He bought
another scratch off and he won fifty thousand dollars, and
he said he knows how he did it. It's the
long hair. Back in two fifteen, he had long hair cut.
It didn't win. Again, he grew his hair back out
fifty thousand dollars boom. So if you want to win
the lottery, have long hair. That's what you take from this. Yep,
(31:26):
when you grew your hair out, did you win the lottery? Now?
I had it long too. Lunch pockets screw his hair out?
Or a bet? Oh man, yeah, you and your buddies
bet white how much money? We bet one thousand, two
hundred dollars that I would not get a haircut for
one year. There was alcohol involved, and one guy bet
me a thousand. The other guy bet me two hundred
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and six months into the bet the thousand dollars better
got a girl pregnant unplanned, And I said, hey man,
we can back out of the bet. We don't have
to do this. He's like, no, man, don't worry about it.
Just because I have a kid doesn't mean I won't
pay you. All right, that's on. Kept it a year,
never got pain because he could at least cut his
(32:09):
hair six months. Yeah, he kept it going. Now another
twist of the story is he grew his hair out.
He was always like, I look like Tom Brady because
Tom Brady had his hair long. Everybody told me that, No,
nobody did. Secondly, he was Lunchbox like, I'm gonna donate
this because I have it this long. Let's just donate
it locks of Love. Yeah, And so what happened. So
I shifted into Locks of Love and they were supposed
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to send me a gift certificate saying, oh, you, we
used your hair, and they rejected my hair. They rejected
his hair. Well we think it got used in the
oil spill, right, yeah, we think they're doing in the ocean.
So it helped pick up the oil. Yeah, at the
same time on the goal yeah yeah, But I mean
I was trying to get a make a wig out
of me and they didn't want it. He wanted somebody
else to have his hair, Like how cool would that
have been? So I'm walking around with my but it
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had been cool that they needed the hair and we're
using its fighting. No, No, you were like I owned them. Yeah,
that's my that's my hair. Yes, and they wouldn't even
have to like about the grocery store. I'm like, yo,
that looks like my wig man, all right. The story though,
that you brought to us, which I don't even know
if that's good. His story was, if you can have
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your hair growing long, you'll win the lottery. Now, that's
according to William Daniels. He bought a house with his
first winnings and his second one. He's gonna pay for
his wedding. I mean, not a bad deal, not a
bad deal for him. But I don't know that. It
was his hair. That's what it's all about, right there.
That was tell me something good.
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Bobby Bones
Amy Brown
Lunchbox
Eddie Garcia
Morgan Huelsman
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Mike D
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