We go around the room and each share our fun facts about the Kool-Aid Man, QR codes on tombstones and farting. A listener is on to play a round of 2 Truths and Lie for a chance to win $5k if they can guess who the liar is between Bobby, Amy and Eddie. In the mailbag, a listener needs advice on how to deal with the dynamic of her boyfriend and dog sharing the same name.
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Transmitting he's good, what's happening and everybody welcome to the show.
Morgan Studio Morning, Marion Morris on Later the Friday Morning
Dance Party on Later. I do want to start with
something that's happened within our group here where Morgan. You
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were out yesterday? Your car broke down? Is that what happened?
Are you're tired of the flatter away? No? So my
car just totally died on me. So I was stuck
in a parking garage and couldn't move. At least it's
a parking garage. Yeah, I gotta happened on the road
that stinks. So you're at least somewhere kind of safe.
So but what do you do? Yeah, well, everybody's at
work right it's the middle of the day. And I
was like, well, I guess I could reach out to
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the show because we're off at this point, and so
I send a group text to our Bobby Bone show
all the people on the show basically no, no, no,
I ain't in it. You guys gonna have you a
little behind the scenes gossip. Yeah, keep me out of it.
That's our thread where we talk about you. Yeah, you
should see it. Love to have a little glimpse of that.
(01:05):
So you text that, yeah, And I was just like, hayes,
anybody around that could come help me out. I need
to get a jump on my car. And so thank goodness,
some people responded, and I was really excited. I was like,
oh great, somebody can come help me. Lunchbox responds, I
have cables, but I'm on my bike. That's not gonna help. Yeah,
but you can, like cycle home. I could have cycled home,
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got my car and gone back to her, but I
was just letting her know I'm on my bike. It
would be a minute, okay. And so she said, oh, thanks,
but no thanks. You said no thanks, No. I just
laughed at it because I didn't really know what else
to say. That wasn't gonna help me, okay. And next
and then ray Mundo responded, I have cables, but may
break down getting to you. True. So I mean, okay,
so you went half a step. You have cables as well,
(01:50):
but what do you mean Your car sucks pretty bad?
Breaks have been real weird. Haven't had time to get
him fixed. Don't you make time for man? Yeah? Yeah,
they you make time for that one. What's up with
the car? Bro a? Yeah? It's one hundred and seventy
five thousand miles. I get it. But you do pretty good. Yeah,
we're trying to do a four runner. No, I hear you.
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That's awesome. I hope. So money problems, No money problems.
Just hey, if it's still running rocket, but it's it's
we're nearing the end on that one. But you couldn't
help Morgan. I'm probably twenty five minutes from her. Two
triple A is quicker than that, not than twenty five
minutes now, okay, but okay, okay, next. So thankfully, Mike
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dy responds, He's like, I got cables. I'm coming to
you in five minutes away. So shout out to Mike
d because he actually showed up for me instead of
just saying he had cables and then made an experience. Yeah,
that's what happened. Yeah, we got all everything you need. Hey,
is that what you need to get out of there?
No problem, we got all that, except we can't do
it because well, Mike, nice job, buddy. Listen. Let's if
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we were rating guys based on how good a guy
they are. Mike's number one. Oh he's a leader, Mike,
He's a number one in this room, at least on
the thread that I'm not a part of. Y'all know
how to use jumper cables? Yeah, yeah, you gotta know
that coming out of the womb, or you try it
coming out of the womb and go out and then
you figure out real quick how to do it right
after that. But you're good car. What's what's up with
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the car battery? Yeah? The battery died. I had to
take it to O'Reilly's. Yeah, and they just put in
a new battery. Thankfully. It was like two months from
the warranty going out. It was like sweet battery of
a place. I'm good to go. You know, you have
this thing with your voice, right, I think sometimes it
cuts in and out. It almost sounds like you're breaking
up though it's like you're on a bad feet. Yeah.
Sometimes you never know. People listen to that. Me. I thought,
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what's wrong my radio? Which is Morgan's voice? No, it's
the radio, all right, Mike Dy you're a good dude, man.
I don't care what they say about you. All right, Morgan,
glad you're here, than glad you got a new battery.
It is time for the mail bag something Hello, Bobby Bones.
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So I just started dating a guy I really like.
The only issue I have with him is his name Bailey,
because it's also my dogs. That's right, I'm dating a
guy who has the exact same name as my dog.
When I first met him, he told me his name
and I laughed and said, that's my dog's name, and
we laughed. But now it's getting a little annoying. Every
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time he's over, I call him a dog runs over,
or I call my dog and he comes over. Funny, funny,
so funny? Who else would be bothered by it? Helped
me out. Would it be weird to call your pet
and significant other by the same name? What do I do?
Signed anonymous girlfriend. I thought about this because when I
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just read the headline, I just thought about it. I
thought that wouldn't be a big deal, but it would
be annoying every single day of your life because they
would both have That is kind of annoying. It's funny,
but it's kind of annoying. The easy answer is, you
call your new boyfriend be Baals, you give him a nickname.
The dog gets to keep his name. The dog rules.
Dog is first, Really it was first, and the dog
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doesn't know what a nickname is, but the boyfriend's older.
I don't give a crap. The dog live there first.
The dog will probably be with her longer. And even
after Bailey the human is out. Wow, he may not be.
They may get married, but we're just playing the odds
in the numbers. This dog is gonna be around that dog.
Don't don't disrespect the dog. So I'm getting mad for
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the dog, really getting upset that dog was there. That
dog also doesn't understand the concept of a nickname, so
you can't just name it something different. So the dog
is named Bailey. Your boyfriend's name is in certain bales
be Lee Lee what big bus? That what? All right?
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But that's not his name, like you have to learn
a whole new name. Just nickname him nickname you probably
got some away. And also it's a good reason to
have a nickname. Now if you don't, it's a good
step forward. And don't you dare change the dog's name.
If you do, you're band from this show and listening right,
that's the dog. It was there. Dogs are loyal, would
be loyal back, Um, yeah, I would be annoyed back.
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That's funny though, it's like funny annoying, So you can
keep them both. But if you have to decide, Bailey
the human goes, Bailey the dog stays. All right, thank
you for the email. Close it up. We've got your
Now it's about to cloth back. It's time for fun
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fact Friday, and we like to lead with a listener
submission fun fact Friday. Did you know that if you
spread your arms and your hands out all the way
upside to side, that is exactly how tall you are? Thanks?
I love the show. No way you're telling me my
arms and hands six foot one? Are you telling they're
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shorter than? Oh wow? I'm plowing my mind's bone right now,
right around the room. And I'll go first because I
often talk about the kool aid Man and I go,
do you need me to kool aid Man? That that
means just run through the wall. For you kids, you'd
watch commercial on Saturday morning. There'd be a house and
the kool Ai Man would come boom right through the
wall and be like, hey kids, I'm the kool aid Man,
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and it was awesome. Well, scientists figured out that if
the kool aid Man was real, he would have the
force to break through a brick wall, but about one
third of his kool aid was splashed out in the process.
Ould koolaid everywhere if he did that, so it is
not legitimate amy. So hickeies can be deadly. The section
can result in a blood clot that in some cases
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has traveled to the person's brain and caused a stroll.
And that's why I never wanted hikies into a teenager.
That's why I never got him. Nobody wanted to give them. Yes,
the first thing that develops in a human embryo is
the anus. Oh gosh, you would think the heart, the
brains wanted to anything though, but nope, the anus is
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the first thing to develop. That's interesting. I mean, I
think I'm sure about those Morgan. In Japan, it's common
to find QR codes on cemetery headstones. You can scan
the code and then watch a video of the person's life. Wow,
that's amazing. I wish if we wanted to wear a
QR code, like on the back of our shoe or
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because maybe that's weird to much try, but just somewhere
you could wear one if people can know about you.
Or let's say you were uh twenty five and single
and you're like, I'm dating, so your QR code was pink. Okay,
so other people that had the pink could QR code
you to see. Oh um, he likes animals. He's only
been divorced once. He's he lies about his height, he says,
he's now all that could be a thing, I think,
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But that's pretty cool. I didn't know that was a thing.
Of cemeteries. Yeah, you can bring it here? Would you
put one on? I don't give a crab. It up
and die my body. I literally don't give a crab.
I ain't here to know. I won't know do what
every weekend? It burns me if you want, I don't
give any crabs. Eddie, last one. All you guys in
the room, every single person in here, you fart on
an average fourteen times a day, and each fart travels
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through your body at seven miles per hour. Well that's
some power. They're fun though, I mean mine was really fun.
I goot Hickey was risque, not compared. It's time for
the good news, So I got a shout out to
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a nurse at Northside Hospital in Georgia. Her name is
kin Still, and she was assigned to an elderly patient
who was dying. There was that's just part of the
story has to happen for the good part to come.
They formed an immediate connection, but the dying patient had
a Chihuahua named Jack's, and she was so concerned about
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what was going to happen with Jack's. The nurse would
listen to her talk about it well. Then after she passed,
her family came in started selling off her stuff and
do whatever. They donated Jack's to a shelter, and this
nurse she couldn't have it. She thought about it for
a while and she showed up at the shelter and
she said, Hi, I would like to adopt Jack's and
take him home with me. It's also bad for Jack's,
Like I'm already feeling bad for jack No, but the
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owner's nurse decided to go rescue him and take him
in because she just couldn't live with the fact that
Jack's was going to be at a shelter and he's older, so,
you know, not looking good. And she says that Jack's
is like part of the reason she became a nurse
to help people, and she loves having this gift in
her home. And then people at work heard about what
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she did, and she got an award for a good deed.
You know, when I think about me dying, one of
the things I think about a lot is, let's say
Caitlin and iBOT died, who would take care of the dog?
Wh would take care of the dogs? And like, would
they feel all sad and weird or would they just
not give a crap and be like flungs, I'm fat,
I'm good. They'd probably move on, right, Yeah, so I
try to be that sad, but yeah, the dog stuff
makes me sad every time. But that's really cool of
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her to adopt those dogs. Great story, That is what
it's all about. That was tell me something good time
to hopefully give away. Five thousand dollars is real money.
This is a real person. This is Brandy. Brandy, Where
do you live in Kingsburg, California? If I know? My Fresno? Right?
That is south of Fresno. Am I correct? That's correct geography? Yeah,
(11:27):
hey Brandy from Kingsbury. What do you do for a living?
I'm a credential teacher and I work at a home school.
So you help, I'm getting this right. You help other
like parents or home school teachers? Um? Yes, so parents
who choose to homeschool their children. Um, they have to
have a credential teacher work with them. So we work
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side by side with the parents who want to homeschool
their children. It was pretty cool. Well could you use
five thousand dollars? Could you use it? Yes? I could?
All right, Well, hopefully you get it. That's the game.
So two truths and a lie. We will each read
a statement here. Two of them are true, one of
them is a lie. They're all about us personally. So
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if you listen to the show, you definitely have a
slide advantage because most of the stuff we've talked about
at one point or another. But you can still nail
it even if you haven't. Randy, are you ready to play? Yes,
five thousand bucks up for grabs. Hit that music. I'll
go first. I was doing a comedy show one night
where I just kept getting heckled by this one guy
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over and over. It was non stop. I don't know
if you're trying to impress anybody. I don't know what
the deal was, but I could not take it anymore,
and I said, if you think you could do a
better job, then why don't you come up here on stage?
And so he did. He came up on stage, and
he crushed it, and it was so funny that I thought, well,
I can never do that again because that makes me
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look worse. So there you got. There is that story, Amy,
You're up. So I ran into my fourth grade boyfriend
working the Delta ticket counter when I was checking in
for a flight to London. I was going to visit
a friend and we were totally shocked to see each other.
Hadn't seen each other since elementary school. And all of
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a sudden, he starts pressing a lot of different keys,
no idea, what's happening. He hands me my boarding pass
and he upgraded me to first class. I could not
have a four. I never even flogged first class, and
much less overseas. That never even was like in my
mind when I boarded the plane, they were like orange Shoice, Mimosa, Champagne.
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I mean, it was amazing. So shout out fourth grade boyfriends.
Let's go over to Eddie. I was driving through Dallas
with my family and we were going by Cowboys Stadium
and I said, oh boys, this is it. There's no
game going on. It was just a random day. And said,
let's just go and we'll walk around the stadium and
be so cool and When we walked up there there
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was a door that was propped open. I looked around.
I said, boys, let's walk in. We walk in before
you know it. I mean we were on the field, guys.
We started running around the field acting like we were
playing football, acting like we were the Dallas Cowboys, and
no one said anything. All right, there you go. So
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we got three statements here. Brandy me I was doing
a comedy show. Amy had a fourth grade boyfriend, and
Eddie broke into Cowboys stadium? Are any of them to
you for sure true? Like you like I know for
sure that one's true. I feel like yours is true? Okay,
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you feel like mine is true? Okay? You are you
locking me in for sure as true? Because once you
stay locked in, you're locked in forever. Yes, I'm locking
you and is telling the truth? All right? So she's
locked me in? All right? You have Amy and Eddie left.
One of them is telling a lie? According to you,
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which one do you think is telling a lie? I
I think it Eddie's lying. Okay, So you think Eddie's
story of just walking up to Cowboys stadium and going
in being on the field act like the Dallas Cowboys
to you, that's questionable. Yes, Okay, are you locked in? Yes,
I'm locked in. She has locked in. Okay, so we'll
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go to Amy. First, Amy ran into your fourth great boyfriend.
Is that statement true? Yeah? Shout out Omar Sam Miguel
look up with first class to gets no idea where
he is now. But that was a good day. I
fired now classic. Okay, Amy is right, Amy is true.
That is good for you. Okay. So that's Eddie and I.
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You need Eddie's to be a lie to be a winner, Eddie.
If you're lying, she wins five thousand dollars, Right, Eddie, Yeah,
you went to Dallas, you drove by the stadium. I
would never have the guts to see a cracked door
and walk through it. And I definitely wouldn't think you
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would have the guts either, because I didn't seem like
something you would do. But you do love the cowboys,
love the cowboys. And then on the field, you're just
running on the field and nobody stopped you. That wow, Eddie.
If that is a lie, she wins five thousand dollars. Eddie,
is that a lie? Bones? You know? I love the
dollars cowboys and I would never do anything this crazy
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unless it was a Cowboys stadium. This whole story was true?
Is that true story? Man? Mine was a lie. Oh
I'd never call anyone up on stage like, did I
get shot savage? Way? Well, dang it, shoot, you did
not win five thousand dollars. Brandy, I'm very sorry about that. So,
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but don't be totally sad, because you're gonna come back
and compete for forty thousand dollars. Yeah, okay, so it's
not over yet. So you're gonna come back and you're
gonna face off against the other three that played earlier
this week, and if you can last longer than them,
you will win forty thousand dollars. But one of four
shot to win forty thousand dollars. Basically, wow wow. Okay, So, Brandy,
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I know you're disappointed because of today, right a little bit. Yeah,
but I'm just excited to be on the show. Yeah,
I take five thousand better meet us. But anyway, we're
gonna we're gonna play on Monday. Good luck to you.
We will talk to you very soon. Okay, okay, Okay.
There she is Brandy from Kingsbury, California, And if you
(17:31):
can spot the liar, USA's new competition reality show, Snake
in the Grass gets four contests at a hundred thousand bucks.
They just gotta find the liar who's sabotaging it. If
they fail, and they can identify on the snake leads
with all the money. See, we should get the money
in this bit if we fold them. Damn spot the lies,
catch the snake, win the cash. Snake in the Grass
(17:51):
Episode two on Monday at eleven tenth Central on USA Network.
Please watch. All Right, she didn't win, but we'll give
her a chance to win more money than that on
Monday show. This is Joanna from Texas. I had a
question for y'all. How much of your college education do
you think you use in your occupation. I got a
(18:12):
business degree. You're working in the business, but I feel
like very little for of my actual college classes of
my carrying into my occupation. Just curious about you, guys. Listen.
I studied radio and television and still none. I mean
I was already doing radio while I was in college,
and they were like, hey, since you kind of know this,
will you teach them how to do it? So none.
I mean colleges mostly you show people you can complete
(18:36):
something unless it's a skill that you have to develop
to get an entry level position like an architect or
a biochemist or a doctor. But yeah, no, none. I mean, Amy,
you're in radio. What was your Oh, I was agricultural
development at Texas A and M. But I did see
that Texas Tech put out something saying that seventy percent
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of people still use their college degree in their work.
Yeah who said that? College? Yeah, Eddie, Yeah, twenty percent,
probably because I did radio, television, film too. But I
learned most of it in the workforce. Man. Working in news,
I learned a lot of stuff. Eddie was a cameraman
in news station when I met him. So if we
haven't need him to go out and cover breaking news, yeah,
and I can do it all in like five minutes
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because it's got a air like that in five minutes, lunchbox,
You haven't. You don't have your degree, per se. Yeah,
but I would say one hundred percent. I got my
degree was going to be in speech communication. Wow, So
I pretty much nail at every single thing to be
your degree speech speech communication. You can't even say your
degree and your degrees about saying things. Yeah, that was
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what it was. Speech communication. Can't say it again and
speeches yeah in a minor in general business, Joanna, it
didn't matter. It doesn't matter, Sonya, Nashville, go ahead. I
just watched to show. It was awesome, and the one
thing that I really really love about it is that
(20:00):
it ends that hour and we don't have to go
from week to week to week wondering. So I loved it.
It was awesome. You were awesome, and congratulations. Love you guys,
Thank you very much. Yeah, we like it that it's
one episode. You get to see the whole thing. It's
good and it flies by pretty quick because we're telling
a whole story in an hour and it's a competition.
We worried about love, were worried about, oh does Johnny
(20:21):
feel this way about it? No, we're playing a game,
and you're playing a game at home. We need you
to watch Monday Night if possible. We really need you.
Eleven ten Central Snake in the Grass. We got to
get those eighteen forty nine numbers. We need that all
numbers up. With the biggest debut in that network in
a couple of years, we won the night in all cable,
but our eighteen to forty nine were a little less
(20:43):
than we had hoped, so we got to get it up.
And if we can get it up, and we have,
I'm telling you, guys, if we have an a plus week,
there's a great chance you guys can be on season
you don't let me finish, be on season two or three.
I need to have those conversations. But it was already
brought up to me at one point. And if we
can go season two or probably three, but think we
can get betting season two, maybe we gotta have a
(21:06):
great We're gonna have a great season, great season two,
episode two, whatever it's called, and then we're gonna be
on season two. We're gonna make season two amazing and
get you a season three. Okay, whatever it takes, but
we needs episode two to rocket, and then season three
you can bring Garth out there. Well I don't you
don't know. I'm thinking about only you guys. Okay, yeah, okay, yeah,
Monday night, please watch it on USA Network eleven, tenth Central.
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You're Amy's pile of stories. So Bobby, you would say,
pretty much every day is a jam pack day. If not,
I feel like a loser and nobody loves me. But yes, well,
and we've kind of told you like, hey, can you
slow down? It's gonna be bad for your health. Well,
you're gonna love this because I saw that keeping busy
is actually really good for your health. Bobby Bowen retired
(21:49):
and nighted, Oh yeah, coach Florida State. Really yeah. Joe
Petarno retired died. Oh yeah, that does happen. People that
love what they did, worked every day, became great. Retired.
I couldn't be. They were ninety, could be, they were
also old, could be. So keep it up, stay busy,
it's good for you. You'll live longer. Okay. A mom
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shared with Good Morning America how she's saved thousands of
dollars a year by only grocery shopping once a month.
She only goes back if she needs like a fresh item.
But her name is Megan Birch, and she's got a
huge family, and she sits down every month, comes of
the plan for her huge monthly haul. And that's her
number one tip to saving so much money. She also said,
(22:29):
you got to take advantage of freezing items. Take a
look at your fridge and your pantry, what did your
family actually eat, And make it a point to not
buy items that you never end up eating, don't do
it in theory that sounds cute. Let's be honest. In
theory that sounds cute, you end up making a lot
of jail soup if you do that. And Kaylin's great
at making jail soup. You guys know what jail soup is? Now?
Like whatever whatever you got, Like, you don't have a
(22:50):
lot of stuff, and you got figure out with what
you got how to make something go like that, ca't
and crush some jail soup. But no matter what it is,
She's like, well, we got three walnuts, we got like
a random edo and it looks like some armon hammer
and all of a sudden, she's like, give me an hour.
It's an amazing dinner. But unless you want to make
jail soup, that's tough. For a month, a list was
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put out of the best country artist by decades. I
want to see if you agree with the list. Oh
give me the decade. I'll give you who Okay, sixties,
Oh that's funny, cash, come on down. I blames on
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Wayland Jennings. Dolly, I'd like to say Dolly every generation.
I mean, yeah, but okay, I got it. What else
you know? It was underrated in the eighties Zo and
it won't be a but Lee Greenwood a lot of
hits in the eighties, you know, but the eighties aren't
really a loved decade by country music folks. But I'm
gonna say eighties he could be anytime. George Strait, that's right, nineties,
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scarth Brooks D two or the thousands, two thousands mcgrar chesney,
I would say, because they both came into their own
they were they were nineties for Sherbett mcgrar chesney, Chesney.
Oh wow, you're pretty good. Yeah, I mean you're nailing it.
The two thousand and tens, that's the Luke Brian Jason
(24:21):
Aldean class. So I would go with one of those
two Aldean hold and then the twenties what we're in.
I mean, it's got to be Luke Combs and Morgan
Walland and the only two they're in that conversation. So
Combs are Wallens. Thank you, Thank you, every you would
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have won. I'm Amy. That's my file. That was Amy's
Kyle of Stories. It's time for the good news lunchbox.
Something good. Back when Johnny Bell was twenty three years
old in Oklahoma City, he started his care we're at
the post office making one dollar and eighty one cents
per hour. Well, last week he celebrated his seventieth year
(25:08):
working at the post office. And that's a long time
doing it living not even that's awesome. He's the longest
ten year postal worker in the United States of America.
I wonder what his retirement is and how much he
gets paid now more than the one to work at
ninety seven years old. So I assume he just sits there.
I already runs it by foot. He has plenty express
(25:31):
all of the town on foot. Yeah, that's crazy. Why
do you assume he just sits there? If you're nine,
there we go, here, we go, just go ahead? What
a when when you're ninety seven years old you can't move? Really,
there's very few nine year olds that can move. Hey,
our last like nineteen presidents of over nineties. Oh what
are you gonna say? There, buddy, that's a good story.
Good for him, seventy years, seventy years of the same job.
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That's cool, all right, good job. That's what it's all about.
That was tell me something good.
Transmitting he's good, what's happening and everybody welcome to the show.
Morgan Studio Morning, Marion Morris on Later the Friday Morning
Dance Party on Later. I do want to start with
something that's happened within our group here where Morgan. You
(00:24):
were out yesterday? Your car broke down? Is that what happened?
Are you're tired of the flatter away? No? So my
car just totally died on me. So I was stuck
in a parking garage and couldn't move. At least it's
a parking garage. Yeah, I gotta happened on the road
that stinks. So you're at least somewhere kind of safe.
So but what do you do? Yeah, well, everybody's at
work right it's the middle of the day. And I
was like, well, I guess I could reach out to
(00:45):
the show because we're off at this point, and so
I send a group text to our Bobby Bone show
all the people on the show basically no, no, no,
I ain't in it. You guys gonna have you a
little behind the scenes gossip. Yeah, keep me out of it.
That's our thread where we talk about you. Yeah, you
should see it. Love to have a little glimpse of that.
(01:05):
So you text that, yeah, And I was just like, hayes,
anybody around that could come help me out. I need
to get a jump on my car. And so thank goodness,
some people responded, and I was really excited. I was like,
oh great, somebody can come help me. Lunchbox responds, I
have cables, but I'm on my bike. That's not gonna help. Yeah,
but you can, like cycle home. I could have cycled home,
(01:28):
got my car and gone back to her, but I
was just letting her know I'm on my bike. It
would be a minute, okay. And so she said, oh, thanks,
but no thanks. You said no thanks, No. I just
laughed at it because I didn't really know what else
to say. That wasn't gonna help me, okay. And next
and then ray Mundo responded, I have cables, but may
break down getting to you. True. So I mean, okay,
so you went half a step. You have cables as well,
(01:50):
but what do you mean Your car sucks pretty bad?
Breaks have been real weird. Haven't had time to get
him fixed. Don't you make time for man? Yeah? Yeah,
they you make time for that one. What's up with
the car? Bro a? Yeah? It's one hundred and seventy
five thousand miles. I get it. But you do pretty good. Yeah,
we're trying to do a four runner. No, I hear you.
(02:12):
That's awesome. I hope. So money problems, No money problems.
Just hey, if it's still running rocket, but it's it's
we're nearing the end on that one. But you couldn't
help Morgan. I'm probably twenty five minutes from her. Two
triple A is quicker than that, not than twenty five
minutes now, okay, but okay, okay, next. So thankfully, Mike
(02:35):
dy responds, He's like, I got cables. I'm coming to
you in five minutes away. So shout out to Mike
d because he actually showed up for me instead of
just saying he had cables and then made an experience. Yeah,
that's what happened. Yeah, we got all everything you need. Hey,
is that what you need to get out of there?
No problem, we got all that, except we can't do
it because well, Mike, nice job, buddy. Listen. Let's if
(02:55):
we were rating guys based on how good a guy
they are. Mike's number one. Oh he's a leader, Mike,
He's a number one in this room, at least on
the thread that I'm not a part of. Y'all know
how to use jumper cables? Yeah, yeah, you gotta know
that coming out of the womb, or you try it
coming out of the womb and go out and then
you figure out real quick how to do it right
after that. But you're good car. What's what's up with
(03:15):
the car battery? Yeah? The battery died. I had to
take it to O'Reilly's. Yeah, and they just put in
a new battery. Thankfully. It was like two months from
the warranty going out. It was like sweet battery of
a place. I'm good to go. You know, you have
this thing with your voice, right, I think sometimes it
cuts in and out. It almost sounds like you're breaking
up though it's like you're on a bad feet. Yeah.
Sometimes you never know. People listen to that. Me. I thought,
(03:37):
what's wrong my radio? Which is Morgan's voice? No, it's
the radio, all right, Mike Dy you're a good dude, man.
I don't care what they say about you. All right, Morgan,
glad you're here, than glad you got a new battery.
It is time for the mail bag something Hello, Bobby Bones.
(03:59):
So I just started dating a guy I really like.
The only issue I have with him is his name Bailey,
because it's also my dogs. That's right, I'm dating a
guy who has the exact same name as my dog.
When I first met him, he told me his name
and I laughed and said, that's my dog's name, and
we laughed. But now it's getting a little annoying. Every
(04:19):
time he's over, I call him a dog runs over,
or I call my dog and he comes over. Funny, funny,
so funny? Who else would be bothered by it? Helped
me out. Would it be weird to call your pet
and significant other by the same name? What do I do?
Signed anonymous girlfriend. I thought about this because when I
(04:40):
just read the headline, I just thought about it. I
thought that wouldn't be a big deal, but it would
be annoying every single day of your life because they
would both have That is kind of annoying. It's funny,
but it's kind of annoying. The easy answer is, you
call your new boyfriend be Baals, you give him a nickname.
The dog gets to keep his name. The dog rules.
Dog is first, Really it was first, and the dog
(05:01):
doesn't know what a nickname is, but the boyfriend's older.
I don't give a crap. The dog live there first.
The dog will probably be with her longer. And even
after Bailey the human is out. Wow, he may not be.
They may get married, but we're just playing the odds
in the numbers. This dog is gonna be around that dog.
Don't don't disrespect the dog. So I'm getting mad for
(05:24):
the dog, really getting upset that dog was there. That
dog also doesn't understand the concept of a nickname, so
you can't just name it something different. So the dog
is named Bailey. Your boyfriend's name is in certain bales
be Lee Lee what big bus? That what? All right?
(05:50):
But that's not his name, like you have to learn
a whole new name. Just nickname him nickname you probably
got some away. And also it's a good reason to
have a nickname. Now if you don't, it's a good
step forward. And don't you dare change the dog's name.
If you do, you're band from this show and listening right,
that's the dog. It was there. Dogs are loyal, would
be loyal back, Um, yeah, I would be annoyed back.
(06:11):
That's funny though, it's like funny annoying, So you can
keep them both. But if you have to decide, Bailey
the human goes, Bailey the dog stays. All right, thank
you for the email. Close it up. We've got your
Now it's about to cloth back. It's time for fun
(06:31):
fact Friday, and we like to lead with a listener
submission fun fact Friday. Did you know that if you
spread your arms and your hands out all the way
upside to side, that is exactly how tall you are? Thanks?
I love the show. No way you're telling me my
arms and hands six foot one? Are you telling they're
(06:53):
shorter than? Oh wow? I'm plowing my mind's bone right now,
right around the room. And I'll go first because I
often talk about the kool aid Man and I go,
do you need me to kool aid Man? That that
means just run through the wall. For you kids, you'd
watch commercial on Saturday morning. There'd be a house and
the kool Ai Man would come boom right through the
wall and be like, hey kids, I'm the kool aid Man,
(07:15):
and it was awesome. Well, scientists figured out that if
the kool aid Man was real, he would have the
force to break through a brick wall, but about one
third of his kool aid was splashed out in the process.
Ould koolaid everywhere if he did that, so it is
not legitimate amy. So hickeies can be deadly. The section
can result in a blood clot that in some cases
(07:37):
has traveled to the person's brain and caused a stroll.
And that's why I never wanted hikies into a teenager.
That's why I never got him. Nobody wanted to give them. Yes,
the first thing that develops in a human embryo is
the anus. Oh gosh, you would think the heart, the
brains wanted to anything though, but nope, the anus is
(08:00):
the first thing to develop. That's interesting. I mean, I
think I'm sure about those Morgan. In Japan, it's common
to find QR codes on cemetery headstones. You can scan
the code and then watch a video of the person's life. Wow,
that's amazing. I wish if we wanted to wear a
QR code, like on the back of our shoe or
(08:23):
because maybe that's weird to much try, but just somewhere
you could wear one if people can know about you.
Or let's say you were uh twenty five and single
and you're like, I'm dating, so your QR code was pink. Okay,
so other people that had the pink could QR code
you to see. Oh um, he likes animals. He's only
been divorced once. He's he lies about his height, he says,
he's now all that could be a thing, I think,
(08:45):
But that's pretty cool. I didn't know that was a thing.
Of cemeteries. Yeah, you can bring it here? Would you
put one on? I don't give a crab. It up
and die my body. I literally don't give a crab.
I ain't here to know. I won't know do what
every weekend? It burns me if you want, I don't
give any crabs. Eddie, last one. All you guys in
the room, every single person in here, you fart on
an average fourteen times a day, and each fart travels
(09:07):
through your body at seven miles per hour. Well that's
some power. They're fun though, I mean mine was really fun.
I goot Hickey was risque, not compared. It's time for
the good news, So I got a shout out to
(09:33):
a nurse at Northside Hospital in Georgia. Her name is
kin Still, and she was assigned to an elderly patient
who was dying. There was that's just part of the
story has to happen for the good part to come.
They formed an immediate connection, but the dying patient had
a Chihuahua named Jack's, and she was so concerned about
(09:54):
what was going to happen with Jack's. The nurse would
listen to her talk about it well. Then after she passed,
her family came in started selling off her stuff and
do whatever. They donated Jack's to a shelter, and this
nurse she couldn't have it. She thought about it for
a while and she showed up at the shelter and
she said, Hi, I would like to adopt Jack's and
take him home with me. It's also bad for Jack's,
Like I'm already feeling bad for jack No, but the
(10:18):
owner's nurse decided to go rescue him and take him
in because she just couldn't live with the fact that
Jack's was going to be at a shelter and he's older, so,
you know, not looking good. And she says that Jack's
is like part of the reason she became a nurse
to help people, and she loves having this gift in
her home. And then people at work heard about what
(10:38):
she did, and she got an award for a good deed.
You know, when I think about me dying, one of
the things I think about a lot is, let's say
Caitlin and iBOT died, who would take care of the dog?
Wh would take care of the dogs? And like, would
they feel all sad and weird or would they just
not give a crap and be like flungs, I'm fat,
I'm good. They'd probably move on, right, Yeah, so I
try to be that sad, but yeah, the dog stuff
makes me sad every time. But that's really cool of
(10:59):
her to adopt those dogs. Great story, That is what
it's all about. That was tell me something good time
to hopefully give away. Five thousand dollars is real money.
This is a real person. This is Brandy. Brandy, Where
do you live in Kingsburg, California? If I know? My Fresno? Right?
That is south of Fresno. Am I correct? That's correct geography? Yeah,
(11:27):
hey Brandy from Kingsbury. What do you do for a living?
I'm a credential teacher and I work at a home school.
So you help, I'm getting this right. You help other
like parents or home school teachers? Um? Yes, so parents
who choose to homeschool their children. Um, they have to
have a credential teacher work with them. So we work
(11:48):
side by side with the parents who want to homeschool
their children. It was pretty cool. Well could you use
five thousand dollars? Could you use it? Yes? I could?
All right, Well, hopefully you get it. That's the game.
So two truths and a lie. We will each read
a statement here. Two of them are true, one of
them is a lie. They're all about us personally. So
(12:09):
if you listen to the show, you definitely have a
slide advantage because most of the stuff we've talked about
at one point or another. But you can still nail
it even if you haven't. Randy, are you ready to play? Yes,
five thousand bucks up for grabs. Hit that music. I'll
go first. I was doing a comedy show one night
where I just kept getting heckled by this one guy
(12:31):
over and over. It was non stop. I don't know
if you're trying to impress anybody. I don't know what
the deal was, but I could not take it anymore,
and I said, if you think you could do a
better job, then why don't you come up here on stage?
And so he did. He came up on stage, and
he crushed it, and it was so funny that I thought, well,
I can never do that again because that makes me
(12:52):
look worse. So there you got. There is that story, Amy,
You're up. So I ran into my fourth grade boyfriend
working the Delta ticket counter when I was checking in
for a flight to London. I was going to visit
a friend and we were totally shocked to see each other.
Hadn't seen each other since elementary school. And all of
(13:12):
a sudden, he starts pressing a lot of different keys,
no idea, what's happening. He hands me my boarding pass
and he upgraded me to first class. I could not
have a four. I never even flogged first class, and
much less overseas. That never even was like in my
mind when I boarded the plane, they were like orange Shoice, Mimosa, Champagne.
(13:32):
I mean, it was amazing. So shout out fourth grade boyfriends.
Let's go over to Eddie. I was driving through Dallas
with my family and we were going by Cowboys Stadium
and I said, oh boys, this is it. There's no
game going on. It was just a random day. And said,
let's just go and we'll walk around the stadium and
be so cool and When we walked up there there
(13:54):
was a door that was propped open. I looked around.
I said, boys, let's walk in. We walk in before
you know it. I mean we were on the field, guys.
We started running around the field acting like we were
playing football, acting like we were the Dallas Cowboys, and
no one said anything. All right, there you go. So
(14:15):
we got three statements here. Brandy me I was doing
a comedy show. Amy had a fourth grade boyfriend, and
Eddie broke into Cowboys stadium? Are any of them to
you for sure true? Like you like I know for
sure that one's true. I feel like yours is true? Okay,
(14:35):
you feel like mine is true? Okay? You are you
locking me in for sure as true? Because once you
stay locked in, you're locked in forever. Yes, I'm locking
you and is telling the truth? All right? So she's
locked me in? All right? You have Amy and Eddie left.
One of them is telling a lie? According to you,
(14:55):
which one do you think is telling a lie? I
I think it Eddie's lying. Okay, So you think Eddie's
story of just walking up to Cowboys stadium and going
in being on the field act like the Dallas Cowboys
to you, that's questionable. Yes, Okay, are you locked in? Yes,
I'm locked in. She has locked in. Okay, so we'll
(15:17):
go to Amy. First, Amy ran into your fourth great boyfriend.
Is that statement true? Yeah? Shout out Omar Sam Miguel
look up with first class to gets no idea where
he is now. But that was a good day. I
fired now classic. Okay, Amy is right, Amy is true.
That is good for you. Okay. So that's Eddie and I.
(15:41):
You need Eddie's to be a lie to be a winner, Eddie.
If you're lying, she wins five thousand dollars, Right, Eddie, Yeah,
you went to Dallas, you drove by the stadium. I
would never have the guts to see a cracked door
and walk through it. And I definitely wouldn't think you
(16:02):
would have the guts either, because I didn't seem like
something you would do. But you do love the cowboys,
love the cowboys. And then on the field, you're just
running on the field and nobody stopped you. That wow, Eddie.
If that is a lie, she wins five thousand dollars. Eddie,
is that a lie? Bones? You know? I love the
dollars cowboys and I would never do anything this crazy
(16:23):
unless it was a Cowboys stadium. This whole story was true?
Is that true story? Man? Mine was a lie. Oh
I'd never call anyone up on stage like, did I
get shot savage? Way? Well, dang it, shoot, you did
not win five thousand dollars. Brandy, I'm very sorry about that. So,
(16:46):
but don't be totally sad, because you're gonna come back
and compete for forty thousand dollars. Yeah, okay, so it's
not over yet. So you're gonna come back and you're
gonna face off against the other three that played earlier
this week, and if you can last longer than them,
you will win forty thousand dollars. But one of four
shot to win forty thousand dollars. Basically, wow wow. Okay, So, Brandy,
(17:10):
I know you're disappointed because of today, right a little bit. Yeah,
but I'm just excited to be on the show. Yeah,
I take five thousand better meet us. But anyway, we're
gonna we're gonna play on Monday. Good luck to you.
We will talk to you very soon. Okay, okay, Okay.
There she is Brandy from Kingsbury, California, And if you
(17:31):
can spot the liar, USA's new competition reality show, Snake
in the Grass gets four contests at a hundred thousand bucks.
They just gotta find the liar who's sabotaging it. If
they fail, and they can identify on the snake leads
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catch the snake, win the cash. Snake in the Grass
(17:51):
Episode two on Monday at eleven tenth Central on USA Network.
Please watch. All Right, she didn't win, but we'll give
her a chance to win more money than that on
Monday show. This is Joanna from Texas. I had a
question for y'all. How much of your college education do
you think you use in your occupation. I got a
(18:12):
business degree. You're working in the business, but I feel
like very little for of my actual college classes of
my carrying into my occupation. Just curious about you, guys. Listen.
I studied radio and television and still none. I mean
I was already doing radio while I was in college,
and they were like, hey, since you kind of know this,
will you teach them how to do it? So none.
I mean colleges mostly you show people you can complete
(18:36):
something unless it's a skill that you have to develop
to get an entry level position like an architect or
a biochemist or a doctor. But yeah, no, none. I mean, Amy,
you're in radio. What was your Oh, I was agricultural
development at Texas A and M. But I did see
that Texas Tech put out something saying that seventy percent
(18:57):
of people still use their college degree in their work.
Yeah who said that? College? Yeah, Eddie, Yeah, twenty percent,
probably because I did radio, television, film too. But I
learned most of it in the workforce. Man. Working in news,
I learned a lot of stuff. Eddie was a cameraman
in news station when I met him. So if we
haven't need him to go out and cover breaking news, yeah,
and I can do it all in like five minutes
(19:18):
because it's got a air like that in five minutes, lunchbox,
You haven't. You don't have your degree, per se. Yeah,
but I would say one hundred percent. I got my
degree was going to be in speech communication. Wow, So
I pretty much nail at every single thing to be
your degree speech speech communication. You can't even say your
degree and your degrees about saying things. Yeah, that was
(19:39):
what it was. Speech communication. Can't say it again and
speeches yeah in a minor in general business, Joanna, it
didn't matter. It doesn't matter, Sonya, Nashville, go ahead. I
just watched to show. It was awesome, and the one
thing that I really really love about it is that
(20:00):
it ends that hour and we don't have to go
from week to week to week wondering. So I loved it.
It was awesome. You were awesome, and congratulations. Love you guys,
Thank you very much. Yeah, we like it that it's
one episode. You get to see the whole thing. It's
good and it flies by pretty quick because we're telling
a whole story in an hour and it's a competition.
We worried about love, were worried about, oh does Johnny
(20:21):
feel this way about it? No, we're playing a game,
and you're playing a game at home. We need you
to watch Monday Night if possible. We really need you.
Eleven ten Central Snake in the Grass. We got to
get those eighteen forty nine numbers. We need that all
numbers up. With the biggest debut in that network in
a couple of years, we won the night in all cable,
but our eighteen to forty nine were a little less
(20:43):
than we had hoped, so we got to get it up.
And if we can get it up, and we have,
I'm telling you, guys, if we have an a plus week,
there's a great chance you guys can be on season
you don't let me finish, be on season two or three.
I need to have those conversations. But it was already
brought up to me at one point. And if we
can go season two or probably three, but think we
can get betting season two, maybe we gotta have a
(21:06):
great We're gonna have a great season, great season two,
episode two, whatever it's called, and then we're gonna be
on season two. We're gonna make season two amazing and
get you a season three. Okay, whatever it takes, but
we needs episode two to rocket, and then season three
you can bring Garth out there. Well I don't you
don't know. I'm thinking about only you guys. Okay, yeah, okay, yeah,
Monday night, please watch it on USA Network eleven, tenth Central.
(21:28):
You're Amy's pile of stories. So Bobby, you would say,
pretty much every day is a jam pack day. If not,
I feel like a loser and nobody loves me. But yes, well,
and we've kind of told you like, hey, can you
slow down? It's gonna be bad for your health. Well,
you're gonna love this because I saw that keeping busy
is actually really good for your health. Bobby Bowen retired
(21:49):
and nighted, Oh yeah, coach Florida State. Really yeah. Joe
Petarno retired died. Oh yeah, that does happen. People that
love what they did, worked every day, became great. Retired.
I couldn't be. They were ninety, could be, they were
also old, could be. So keep it up, stay busy,
it's good for you. You'll live longer. Okay. A mom
(22:09):
shared with Good Morning America how she's saved thousands of
dollars a year by only grocery shopping once a month.
She only goes back if she needs like a fresh item.
But her name is Megan Birch, and she's got a
huge family, and she sits down every month, comes of
the plan for her huge monthly haul. And that's her
number one tip to saving so much money. She also said,
(22:29):
you got to take advantage of freezing items. Take a
look at your fridge and your pantry, what did your
family actually eat, And make it a point to not
buy items that you never end up eating, don't do
it in theory that sounds cute. Let's be honest. In
theory that sounds cute, you end up making a lot
of jail soup if you do that. And Kaylin's great
at making jail soup. You guys know what jail soup is? Now?
Like whatever whatever you got, Like, you don't have a
(22:50):
lot of stuff, and you got figure out with what
you got how to make something go like that, ca't
and crush some jail soup. But no matter what it is,
She's like, well, we got three walnuts, we got like
a random edo and it looks like some armon hammer
and all of a sudden, she's like, give me an hour.
It's an amazing dinner. But unless you want to make
jail soup, that's tough. For a month, a list was
(23:12):
put out of the best country artist by decades. I
want to see if you agree with the list. Oh
give me the decade. I'll give you who Okay, sixties,
Oh that's funny, cash, come on down. I blames on
(23:33):
Wayland Jennings. Dolly, I'd like to say Dolly every generation.
I mean, yeah, but okay, I got it. What else
you know? It was underrated in the eighties Zo and
it won't be a but Lee Greenwood a lot of
hits in the eighties, you know, but the eighties aren't
really a loved decade by country music folks. But I'm
gonna say eighties he could be anytime. George Strait, that's right, nineties,
(23:57):
scarth Brooks D two or the thousands, two thousands mcgrar chesney,
I would say, because they both came into their own
they were they were nineties for Sherbett mcgrar chesney, Chesney.
Oh wow, you're pretty good. Yeah, I mean you're nailing it.
The two thousand and tens, that's the Luke Brian Jason
(24:21):
Aldean class. So I would go with one of those
two Aldean hold and then the twenties what we're in.
I mean, it's got to be Luke Combs and Morgan
Walland and the only two they're in that conversation. So
Combs are Wallens. Thank you, Thank you, every you would
(24:43):
have won. I'm Amy. That's my file. That was Amy's
Kyle of Stories. It's time for the good news lunchbox.
Something good. Back when Johnny Bell was twenty three years
old in Oklahoma City, he started his care we're at
the post office making one dollar and eighty one cents
per hour. Well, last week he celebrated his seventieth year
(25:08):
working at the post office. And that's a long time
doing it living not even that's awesome. He's the longest
ten year postal worker in the United States of America.
I wonder what his retirement is and how much he
gets paid now more than the one to work at
ninety seven years old. So I assume he just sits there.
I already runs it by foot. He has plenty express
(25:31):
all of the town on foot. Yeah, that's crazy. Why
do you assume he just sits there? If you're nine,
there we go, here, we go, just go ahead? What
a when when you're ninety seven years old you can't move? Really,
there's very few nine year olds that can move. Hey,
our last like nineteen presidents of over nineties. Oh what
are you gonna say? There, buddy, that's a good story.
Good for him, seventy years, seventy years of the same job.
(25:54):
That's cool, all right, good job. That's what it's all about.
That was tell me something good.
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