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Speaker 1 (00:10):
Alaska. Welcome to Friday Show, Moran Studio. Here we go
with our first fifteen seconds. He's our video producer. It's
produced one to day guys. I don't know if it's
called back getting your car broken into if you leave
your car unlocked, But that's what happened to my wife.
She went shopping, she left her car unlocks, she gets
back in and it's like just trash. Somebody had been
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checking car doors in the parking lot, went through the car,
looked through the glove box and everything, didn't find anything.
But just my wife's like, oh my gosh, my car
got broken into. But I'm like, no, you unlocked your car.
It didn't get broken into. Semantic semantics, right. But but
I've heard this, I've heard cops for years just say like, hey,
don't leave valuables exposed, sitting on the seat or whatever,
and then lock your doors and your car has a
(00:55):
better chance of not getting broken into. So are you
saying then that if you leave it unlocked, everything's free
as a buffet. I mean the video surveillance video of
the parking lot, where like people just going car to
car to car and not break crazy, not breaking windows,
just checking handles so broken into probably if you were
challenged on it, maybe because nothing was broken to get
into it. So we still understand somebody illegally got into
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the car. They shouldn't have been in there. That stinks, though,
I don't like I don't like that. Oh it's it's
a terrible feeling. But really I think the lesson here
is just lock your cars, because that's really what they're doing.
But also she didn't put any valuable in there. She
had just cleaned her car out like two days when
you're sure they did. Still think from the glove boxer
could have had her your identity stuff on it. No,
there's definitely that, and I called LifeLock to make sure.
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But no, as far as things that we knew they
were in there, no, nothing got stolen. Usually delay anyway,
good luck, Okay, anyway, I'd be worried about it, as
we talked about yesterday. Been a part of the show
longer than anybody, well except for me, but here nineteen
years in. My favorite thing was he goes, I don't know,
two thousand and three, I don't know how many. I
don't know. Is that nineteen twenty, but it's twenty twenty two.
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But you didn't go twenty two to I just didn't
remember if it was two thousand and two, but then
I remember it was two thousand and three. It was
just my my years were confused anyway, here years then
and nineteen years ago. I would have never thought I
was gonna ever get married, But I found a woman
and I married her. And I'm gonna tell you why
I loved my wife was nice romance. Yeah, she's celebrating
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her birthday yesterday, and leading up to her birthday, I said,
you know, what do you want for your birthday? She's like,
you don't have to get me a present. That's why
I loved my life. Wife keeps life simple and easy,
puts no pressure on me. So I didn't have to
get her a gift. It don't have to she said,
but what you are would you really do? No? No No,
I didn't get her anything. She said, Oh, you don't
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have to give me a present. How'd that go? Cool?
It went great? So she meant it. That's weird. I mean, yeah,
I think she's probably secretly disappointed. Then, yeah, because she
didn't have to. But in Austin, if you would have,
but when she says, hey, oh, don't worry about it.
It's great. May she say, don't worry about it, or
you don't have to get me a gift. Well, that's
just different things. We had a cake and we saying
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happy birthday, and that was it perfect. That is why
I love my wife. I mean, yeah, I guess he
likes that she's low maintenance. I still think she wanted
a gift. Yeah, but what about his birthday too? Is
he expecting a gift from her? Course? Yeah, I always
expect the present. It's my presents. Yeah. Yeah, so he's
to Lunchox's pot LUNCHALKX. Would never say to her, you
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don't have to get me. Yeah, I can't wait to
see what you're getting me from my birthday. That's what
I would tell her. All Right, I think, what's seventeen
years in we've been together seventeen years. Here's Amy everybody, Okay,
so we've I told y'all Mike d got an early
screening on my movie, and I don't know when he's
gonna watch it. But I am very nervous about it,
Like I thought about it all last night when I
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was sleeping. Yeah, I'm a little mortified for everyone to
see it, but especially my d because he critiques movies.
So on the show, probably Monday Movie Mike, we'll review
Amy's movie, Oh Boy, Holiday Harmony. I mean, the movie
is gonna be great, I have no doubt about that,
but I'm nervous about that. Well. I mean, I feel
like the people that are behind it, I'm I know
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they're super proud of their work. I think it's really cool.
I'm just nervous about him critiquing my scene. But there
are Tom Hanks movies the occasionally come out that are bad,
oh yeah, for sure, and people that have had great
track records to doing movies. Yeah. So I don't think
anything's free and clear. Hey, movie Mike Monday's show, all
we ask of you is be honest, as if Amy
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had nothing to do with it, be honest. I will
say one thing. Christmas movies my least favorite genre. He's
setting you up though, because he's gonna be like the surprise,
pull the carton off a plus. Okay, well, Christmas reason
are my favorite. You know, when I was watching Laney
on Yellowstone, I didn't feel awkward even though I knew her.
I think because it's you gotta be really good, because
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you're just like I know her really well, it's oh no,
it's gonna be awkward. You're gonna have to be such
a good actress that it's got to remove the awkward.
I zero acting lessons at all, whatsoever in my entire life.
Don't make excuses name. Yeah, hey, let's just go for it. Yeah,
she lady's taking acting now, he's a coach. No, I'm
sure for those things I heard, she did nothing. I
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heard she him know she was acting. They just wow,
blindfolded her, dropped off and said, okay, say some stuff. Amazing.
Okay right now, No, I'm not. We just haven't. No,
I'm actually like really pumped for her, and I'm pumped
for myself because I am using the same coach that
she has. Well, so we'll see what happens. We might
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be honest. Okay is it that to me now? Yea, yeah,
go ahead. Ray from Mountain Pine, Arkansas. He built her
career on a microphone. As a result, commuters are never alone,
Bobby bum, thank you very much. Good. I want to
I want to actually take take the mirror here and
hold it up to Ray for a second, because I
know if you guys heard, we'll say this first. I
have a relationship with Draft Kings. They're a big client.
(05:54):
I use them a lot. I love sports. We do
a podcast called twenty five Whistles, and I think if
you can responsibly bet, that's amazing. It's a lot of fun.
You can five bucks here, five bucks there, watch games.
I mean a little more. It's entertainment. But Ray is
now the voice of Draft Kings responsible gambling. How did
that come about? No idea, but maybe they heard my
story about how I gambled. I do rent money and stuff,
(06:16):
but I've changed and I do responsible betting. And that's
what the commercials about. This awesome. I heard it and
I was proud for you because you've had issues with gambling,
but you went, you got You're good. Now you got help,
You're good. Yeah. You can set limits and you can
freeze the accounts. You're not in there every day, which
is amazing. You can you can set limits to where
before because sometimes if you're like, oh, yeah I need
(06:37):
to get I need to catch double catch. But you
can actually go on Draft Kings and set it so
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Let's go. Good job, buddy, I like it for you
for it. I'm a big fan. I love what they
do and how they do it. I hope people bet responsibly.
That's it. Yeah, because he was a recovering irresponsible gambling
for he isn't, but he can make sure and set
his limitation. Great what you did? You give it to
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Bay and let her set on. Yeah, there's no reason
to chase. You don't want to end up in the
red Absolutely Chase, nice job. Ready, I love it. It
is time to open up the mailbag something we call
Bobby get here, Bobby bones. My daughter is in first
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grade and having her birthday party. The school requires that
she invite the entire class. There have been some insidence
between her and a classmate. He's not always kind to
her and sometimes makes fun of her. She doesn't want
him to come. I'm hoping that his mom and dad
don't our SVP. But if they do, can I tell
them what's happening and that we don't want them to come.
Thanks for your help, sign mom baffled by the bully.
(08:24):
That's interesting that you would if they I would just
think it would either be you don't you don't invite them,
or you do invite them, you don't invite them, and
then go don't come. Yeah, that's weird, But her hands
are tied because the school requires that. That's a weird
thing for a school to require something at home. I agree,
and I know why. I get it. Yes, but it's
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a weird thing for the school to require something that
you're doing that's not at school, especially, you know, I
think this is maybe a good time to explain to
her why kids bully, and you could even teach her
sympathy for the bully, which may not last if he
still has a jerk. After you exhibit the first bit
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of kindness towards them, you'd be like, look, this is
why it's probably mean, do you It can be tough
at home. He might like you, boys are stupid and
they do. They react that way and these for those reasons.
You know, I think you probably invite them and if
they say yes, he comes and you work with her
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on how to handle the situation. I think that's probably
the best learning example there. It is not comfortable, it'll
be comfortable for her, but it could actually fix the
problem too. Let's say the kick comes over and has
a great time. Let's say he gets all the snacks
and has cake. He probably won't come. Now, I'll be
honest with you, Yeah, he probably won't come. But if
he does, I think it's uncomfortable. But sometimes in life
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it's uncomfortable. And I know that's one in our first
grade lesson, but it could start there anyway you think
about this, man, I mean, that's definitely a good learning moment,
like you said, but I'm leaning towards contacting the school
and saying, hey, we're not going to invite everyone because
there is a bullying problem, and I think the school
can finally, Oh, I didn't know there was a bullying problem.
Let's see if we can handle this too and put
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it on the school because the bullying is happening at school, right. Yeah,
but can I say that if you don't invite this kid,
he's the only one not invited, and everybody comes back
and was invited, you think the bullying was bad, then
it's gonna be worse. Yeah, as someone who got to
crap beat out of them a lot. Anytime I did
stuff with anybody else and the bully wasn't there, I
felt it doubley when the bully was there. So I
understand what you're saying, and I for sure sign off
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on that understanding. But you're gonna make them the one. Okay,
wait till you get back, because you're about to be
the one real big Yeah, that's not good. You don't
want that for your child, So that is a scenario
I will lean back towards yours. Then. I'm just telling
you what it was like for me, and think about that. Yeah,
I've had to had this conversation with my son before
of like some kids that were mean to him, and
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when I talked to him about possibly why they were
bullying him, he did open up and he did start
to have some compassion for them. And so I think
Bobby's method of having this conversation with your daughter. It's
a bummer that it is a birthday and she might
have to put up with it, but the odds are he,
like Bobby said, he's probably not going to come. But
when we're honest with our kids about what's happening, I
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think we get more out of it. It's probably gonna
be nicer to you if he's at your house and
eating your cake. Yeah, that's true. Honestly, he's probably gonna
be nice, and it may fix it if here's a situation.
If he still mean when you go back to school
after this, then the whole compassionate thing is kind of
out the door, because you can't keep hugging on somebody
who's stabbing you because it hurts. So you do it once,
maybe one and a half times, and then the lesson
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is some people in life you just get away from,
and you got to get to that point. I'm sorry
you have to deal with this. But I think it's
a good time to start the conversation. If I had
the bully over, give a big, extra big piece of cake,
show him love. He probably isn't getting it, and that's
why he's bullying. Good luck. And I know that this
email is about a first grader, but I feel like
a lot of adults hearing this, could you know, benefit
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believe in this room every day relationship. We still invite
Lunchbox to our birthday already. Yeah, hurt people, hurt people.
Lunchbox is probably hurting at times. Yeah, and that's okay.
That's okay, buddy, No, not hurting. It's all let's go
skin to skin. I'll give you a hug. No, I
don't need a hug. Okay, skin the skin. I'm good.
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We've got your cloth back. Time now for fun fact Friday.
Fun fact Friday. These are the most random but the
most fun facts we could find. We just searched the
internet for the most fun things to talk about. We
have five of them. Amy, your first Well, this is fun,
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but it's also going to keep you safe. A car
that is going five miles under the speed limit on
the highway is more likely to cause an accident that
someone that's going five miles over the speed limit. Did
they say why anything? It's because, yeah, you maybe when
you're going faster you go with the flow and like
it's easier getting out when you slow things down. I
don't no, but I kind of said this one for you.
Because you drive slow, I would think people would hit
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you more than if you're driving slow, you would hit
them right. I would think you're clogging the road about
me saying I think that I do that. I think
you're right. Once Eddie drove up on me and was like,
who is this guy clogging the road? It was just
slowing traffic down, And sure enough it was Bobby, there's
a fifty five near work. This should be a seventy five.
Everyone was going about sixty sixty five. But I understand
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why you're slowing down. You got popped one time. You're
talking to mister no ticket. I got a ticket there, yea,
and the speedlum it's fifty five and there's no reason
it shouldn't be seventy. But that was like, it was
funny because that was like maybe a year before, so
a year later you were still abiding by the rules
and going fifty five. That's amazing there are I would say,
if I looked at the pie, ninety percent of that
pie is me being a rule follower and someone who
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is doing the right thing because it's the right thing
to do. And there's ten percent of me who djaf
And it's just like I'll break every rule possible in
my career. That's been what it is. Like. I will
push and kick walls down, but like life, I ain't
trying to go to jail. Pay money. Yeah, I don't
want to be fine, that's wasted money. I could buy
shoes with that. You know what I mean? I know
what you mean. All right, let's got a lunchbo lunchbox.
What do you have? Koala's? You know, those little koala
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bears are so cute and everyone wants to cuddle with them.
Will be careful. A koala cuddle could give you chlamydia.
Half of the koala population has a strand of klamydia,
and if you're holding them and they pee on you,
you can be infected. I can for sure see some
of our dude listeners finding making a trick purposefully to
a koala and be like, oh I actually got pet
on him. Oh I can't believe it. Ye see what
happened was to see the koala gave me. Oh my god.
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They search it out just so they have that excuse.
Here's mine. The Mall of America in Minnesota does not
have a central heating system. Which, by the way, it's
the biggest mall in the world. I've been there. It's amazing.
It's huge, and it's coal. It's not hot heated. It
does not have a central heating system. A combination of skylights,
all the regular lights, and people's body heat keep it
so warm that they don't have to run any sort
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of heat in the Winter's crazy to think our body
and I bet well, you know you if you're warmer
if you're naked. So I'm saying, if you're ever trapped
somewhere where it's cold and you have body to body
or two people, you should be skin to skin to survive.
It's like sixty nine your bedroom or seventy better. I heard. Yeah. Yeah.
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Do you know if you're ever like in a snowstorm
and you get trapped, if you killed the horse and
cut the insides out and get inside the horse and
over your body, that's the way to stay warm. Really,
you gotta gut. It gonna take a while. You might
freeze then, but then you can get inside of it.
It's warm, all right. Let's go over to Morgan. The
average person spends just two weeks of their life sitting
(15:37):
at traffic lights. Just two weeks. Just two weeks. There's
an impression you made every traffic light. And I'm at
the light right, I'm on the car in the front
of the line. Here's any pressure to me? Huh, oh,
I should go oh, they're honking you. Yeah. Oh. Because
it's the only time I look at my phone when
I'm sitting in a trap safe because I will not.
(15:59):
I won't occasional glance at maps if I'm in a map.
But that's why I am bad thing. That is the worst.
I have a map. I will be looking at it sometimes,
but I don't text on it while I drive, but
I will if I'm sitting in a light. Totally go
full tweet, Eddie. Guys, Superman didn't always fly, so the
very original Superman, he was just a leaper. He would
jump from building to build in building. But then in
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the nineteen forties the animators were like, guys, it's just
hard to draw the bend knees like you know, so
like his legs are at an angle, so let's just
make him straight and he'll fly. And so ever since
then he flies. It's pretty lame. Superhero is that crazy?
He just leaped from building the building. But they were like,
this is just too much work. Let's just make him fly.
That's pretty cool. See you look at all these fun facts.
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You could take away your work or over the weekend.
That's why it's fun Fact Friday. Thank you fun fact.
It's time for the good news. So when you're battling cancer,
it's kind of becomes your job for you and your family,
and it can be really taxing. So having a place
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to get away and go, especially for free, would be
pretty awesome, right. Well, a lot of patients are getting
to do that thanks to this one woman's nonprofit called
Little Pink Houses of Hope. Her name is Janine Patton Cobble,
and she's in remission for breast cancer herself, so she
knows what it's like to battle cancer and what she
does is around the country she convinces homeowners and property
(17:23):
managers to donate their homes for a week long stay
for patients, Like She'll go to them and say, hey,
can you take this one week out of the year
and donate it to this patient that would like to
get away with their family. And that's how she's able
to pull it off and do it and they get
a free stay. So I just thought that was a
really genius thing that she came up with. Yeah, changed
a lot of lives doing that. That's a great story. Yeah,
that is what it's all about. That was tell me
(17:45):
something good. Friday morning conversation with Brookshields broke. Good morning,
How are you? Oh good? How are you? I'm doing
pretty good. I was listening to your podcast. Man, you
guys go right at it. I mean it's like it's
like real, real deal stuff. It's you go right to
the point. It's very vulnerable, but it's also like super authentic.
What you're so famous? Did you have some some urge
(18:08):
to just put it all out there? Finally? You know?
It's it's funny. I just, um, when you've been around
this long, you sort of find that there are only
certain areas in which you really get to be authentically
yourself and heard, and that's in writing a book or
doing something that is relatively life like like a podcast.
(18:30):
I never really set out to do a podcast, but
now what came to my mind one day and I said,
you know, everybody that you think you know, or that
you have an expectation about or a preconception, they've all
had these now what moments? And I thought, I think
people know that I'm not going to try to catch
them in something, but I'm vulnerable enough so that they
(18:52):
feel safe, you know. I mean, it's it's an odd thing.
I'm having so much fun with it. I'm getting better
at it. I was a little um, I was a
little not very journalistic in the beginning. I basically, having
been on the other side for so many decades, I
would find myself giving them permission not to answer any
of the questions. And then I got better at it.
(19:15):
Have you found yourself sharing a story and then going oh, man,
was that did I just share too much? Like having
to actually question? And then you allowed it to exist,
But then you were happy you did. What would be
an example of that where you were like, oh, I'm
really putting it out there. I think, you know, really
just airing insecurities in a way that is not polished.
(19:37):
You know, I will say a book you can sort
of you you can work with words and you can
sort of get what you want out, but but you're
still sort of hiding behind a book. And I think
just admitting to being scared at times and really insecure
and and you know, falling into the traps that other
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women over forty. I'm fifty seven, but seal. And you know,
as you're saying it, you think, oh God, am I
going to sound like I'm whining or poor me? And
and then you listen to it and you're thinking, no,
it's just I am a woman like many other women,
and we all go through things. So that's scary at first,
(20:18):
but then when you hear it, you think, I've been
really honest. How are you getting I know the answer
probably because you're just cool and have a lot of
cool friends. Are you get a lot of a plus
less guests? Do you have to lure them in, like,
come on, guys, trust me, it's a lot of fun.
Or are they just pretty willing to hop in as well?
I think they're pretty willing to hop in. I mean
a lot of it is, you know, around they don't
want to do it unless they're promoting something, which I
(20:39):
totally understand, or if it's too close around a certain
incident that is so fraught in people's minds, you know,
they're a bit hesitant, and but nobody has said anything
is off limits. And there have been people that have
been that are very clear in how they want to
answer the question before the question even gets asked. Um,
(21:00):
and there are some that are, you know, just very
skilled at not answering the question. And even those people
have at the end said, wow, you kind of got
that out of me. But it didn't feel mean, or
it didn't feel like an I gotcha moment, or it
didn't feel like it pulled out headline that that's what's
gonna that's the sound bite that we're gonna just base
(21:21):
the whole interview. One. I did see a clip that,
again was a sound bite, because again, you do you
talk about so much. But I saw there was one
where you were talking about actors that you had dated,
and it kind of became a big story. Do you
know sometimes when you're telling these stories that it's probably
going to be picked up? Yeah, oh yeah. I mean
I joke with my publicist because I'll say I'll say
(21:42):
it under my breath, I'll say sound bite or you know,
that's the headline, and it becomes just a game because
it seems so reductive and typical, and you know what
I mean, it's like everybody's desperate for the for the
SoundBite and the the one line. You know, this has
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started since I was a virgin, and that became everybody's
main focus, which is ridiculous on many levels. So I've
been dealing with this for a few decades. Now, do
you feel like you had at all a normal childhood?
You know, I've been asked that question forever, and I
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don't know what normal is Conventional. No, when other kids
were playing soccer or whatever the sports were, I was
going to photo studios at Avadans and Scoulo, and you know,
doing I was earning a living, so it's not conventional.
But my mom never let me leave go to professional
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children's school, and I never lived in Los Angeles until
until I was doing a television show, and so there
was this work life and then real life, and real
life was with my mom and then with my dad
in separate families and regular school. So for you know,
until I was twenty in my twenties, well twenty one,
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I was in a regular school schedule, and that was
about as normal and as normally pressured as it can be.
My vacations were not conventional, and my extracurricular activities were not,
but my mom always made the production send a girlfriend
with me or send my sister with me, and so
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I always had this sort of grounding of a twelve
year old, a thirteen year old, a fifteen year old.
I wasn't always surrounded by adults, so the two of
us could sort of get together and giggle about how
crazy we thought adults were. So to me, I think,
I think it's actually pretty normal, almost more normal than
some of my normal friends. Do you what I find
(23:50):
super impressive about you is that you went to Princeton?
I mean, do you find people are often shocked at
that fact? Always they were shocked the day I got in,
and then the whole kind of campaign started with why
did she get in? Did she just get in because
she was famous? And then when I get to school,
all the teachers wanted to make sure that they weren't
giving me any extra ten, so they graded me harder
(24:13):
and they were, you know, less, they just because they
had something to prove as well. And then over time,
just my work ethic was so intact What was strange
was coming out of college my freshman term, first term,
freshman year, and having a press conference because they thought,
(24:36):
you know, if you do a press conference about what
it's like, what your you know, your real life is like,
they'll leave you alone. And the press were shocked by
a level of maturity that they hadn't seen in me prior. Yeah,
I wasn't looking to anybody for my answers anymore. I wasn't.
I wasn't worrying that an answer wasn't going to be okay.
(25:00):
And I was using bigger words, you know, because here
I am at Princeton thinking I better use bigger words.
And I don't think they liked it. They didn't like
non malleable Brook. Suddenly Susan was a show I watch
all the time, loved it, And a lot of these
shows are coming back reboot formed. Have they come to
you and said, let's do Suddenly Susan again? If they did,
(25:21):
I'd probably say yes without even them getting the question out.
But I don't think that we were ever. First of all,
they canceled us at ninety eight, so we never Yeah,
it was all a nice little plan that they had intact,
which I didn't know, about which I will say I've
got a little bitterness or maybe a lot of bitterness
about that, but not from a syndication financial standpoint, just
(25:45):
from you know, how wonderful it was to do that show.
I mean, we just were so happy, and then tragedy
befell the show and we lost one of our cast members,
and it kind of was never the same, And I
think I think Warner Brothers or NBC would probably argue
we were never a big enough hit to merit a reboot.
(26:09):
Now shows get picked up for eight or nine. We
never had a season that was fewer than twenty three,
twenty two, twenty six, you know, so it in these
days that would be a huge hit. And then back then,
you know, we didn't get two hundreds, so they sort
of checked us off. I can't believe they got it
to ninety eight purposeful. Yeah, then that's almost mean. I
(26:30):
mean that's mean. Well, I think it's a financial thing.
I mean, all these things end up being financial. You know,
we think they're personal because we're living in it day
in and day out, and we're performing in front of
a live audience, and we're having to think on our
feed and we're getting new scripts every day, so we're
so in it, and and then you realize, oh, it's
just a money game. After a certain number, this entity
(26:52):
doesn't pay for a production anymore. It switches over to
this entity and they may or may not want to
do that. So it's this same thing would happened suddenly
Ellipstick Jungle. We were number one for a while and
then TiVo came into existence and practically overnight all of
(27:13):
our advertisers pulled out because people were fast forwarding through
the commercials. So it didn't even matter how much people
loved us watching us, they wanted to fast forward through
the commercials, and there for all that money practically overnight
gets now you know, now they found ways around it.
But we were right at the on the sort of
precipice of TiVos, so that was sort of you know,
(27:36):
that happened too. So these things you'd think they're mean
only because they feel personal. And the older I get,
the less personal I realize it all is right. Now
we're talking to actress Brookshield, Hey, how good are you
at memorizing scripts? So I have about twelve pages to
do tomorrow for this project that I'm doing, and I
(27:57):
have not started to memorize it. You can you can
do do all twelve in a night? Yeah, I can.
I have this. It's some a you have to put
yourself in a position where you can still listen, and
that's the that's the trick, so that you're not just
reciting words. But um, I memorize things based on where
they are on the page. So when I think about
(28:19):
where a page as I have it highlighted, I'm such
a geek bat I mean, I highlight and I note
and I make red notes. And my husband says, you're
such a dork, But um, yeah, I don't. I'm I'm
trained to have to think quickly. You know a lot
of the time when you do these commercials, before they
had teleprompters and before they had in back in my day,
(28:43):
you know, or in the day. I still feel like
it's my day, but you didn't have teleprompters. You had
to memorize everything. And so I think I just got trained.
Brookshields is on with us and I encourage you guys
to check out our podcast. Now what with Brookshields. It
is a very authentic, very vulnerable. It's an original podcast
that examines pilvotal moments in people's lives. Again, it's very honest.
(29:04):
It's a great podcast. And then also coming from you,
that's a that's a big deal. I mean, this is
I'm coming into a world I've I've never been in
and um and it's been very well received and I
thank you. And I didn't think people would really want
to hear me anymore in my life and people do
se do want to be interested in hearing my guests. Well,
(29:25):
I hope people check it out. And then there's also
Holiday Harmony coming out on HBO Max and so when
that when a movie like that comes to you, and
we have a special interest here with that movie because
if you put the Cameron Amy for one second, Amy
has like four line five lines are still in the movie.
And yes she does, and you see her in the trailer.
I mean, for he looks so beautiful in the trailer
about I didn't get to meet you, Oh, I know,
(29:47):
I was there the last day of filming, so you've
already done with your scenes and I was definitely excited
to possibly see you. So to see you now fun.
So I was I was way up with the alpaca
farmers and up in northern cal they didn't bring me
to Hollywood. How does like a Christmas movie? Because it's
been Amy's dreamed forever to do like a holiday movie
(30:07):
and now they're super cool again, And how does a
Christmas movie come to you? Do you go, I'd like
to do a holiday movie because they are so cool now,
or do they go brook we got this perfect idea.
It's a really good movie for the holidays. For a while,
holiday movies were sort of taboo, you know they were
they were sort of, Oh, you're doing a Hollywood movie.
That means like it's not I mean, you're doing a
(30:28):
Christmas movie or a holiday movie. That means that you're
not doing real edgy stuff. Well for sure, all I've
never really been a g in that way. They come
to me and I'm prepared to not like them because
they're pretty formulaic. And then every now and then one
will come up or two now and twisted my second one,
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but that will touch a chord and be an escape,
And I think that that's what that's what I love
about there, especially if they're directed well and if they
have enough of a story that does deviate from just
the regular holiday Christmas formula movie. And I mean I
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read a lot of them, and I don't say yes
to most of them. I did one last year for Netflix,
which was extraordinarily popular and it was so much fun
to do, and it was called Castle for Christmas. And
these movies come out again. It's funny because then they
bring them back out again for the next holiday and
they're sort of like, oh, I just think for me
(31:36):
rom coms. Holiday movies they're based in joy. You sort
of know how they're going to turn out, but you
still want to be on the journey with it and
just looking at the news and just being in the world.
It's just so hard these days that these kind of
movies are wonderful escape. I would compare holiday movies now
(31:57):
to game shows, where for a long time I wouldn't
take a game show because I was like, game shows
are hockey, and if if I ever do and host
a game show, then I'm always going to be a
game show host. However, then, but now they're really cool again.
I think Steve Harvey kind of brought that back where
you could be a real talent and be funny, and
then everybody's doing game shows and now everybody wants to
do a game show. I would I think those two
kind of run alongside each other. I think you made
(32:18):
a great point there. For a long time it was like,
we don't want to do that, but now like you
almost want to do host a game show or a
holiday movie. Well, you know, it's funny because everything is,
you know, everybody. There was a time when oh, you
would never be a TV actress? Oh god, no, you know,
and then you know, Helen Hunt comes and does you know?
Mad about you? And I was obsessed with them and
(32:39):
I was like, wait a minute, she could do it.
I can do that. And prior to them, you wouldn't
touch TV, you know. And then there are all these
sort of taboos that come around, and I think, slowly
but surely, the joy that is in all of these
emerges and everything's I don't think there's anything off off
limits anymore. I think the crossover is I mean amazing.
(33:03):
You know, look at what Julie Roberts and Clooney just
did a did a rom com sort of movie like that,
and we just flocked to it because it opens up
your heart a little bit and it's escapism. Well, Brooke,
we're big fans, and I hope everybody checks out. Now
what with Brook Shields. It's a wonderful podcast, and I
hope they check out Brooke and her co star Amy. Yes. Yes,
(33:25):
Holiday Harmony on HBO Max. That is out November twenty fourth,
which is Thanksgiving, right, Yeah, it's Thanksgiving Day. And I
was told by Lauren Swickard, who's one of the writers
and producers, that I guess I technically am a supporting role.
That's my oscar against Brook for supporting actress. Yes, yes, yes, Brooke,
(33:48):
big fan. Thank you very much, good luck with the podcast,
and we appreciate your time this morning. Thank you, appreciate yours.
Hope to see you in person one day. All right,
Caroline from Austin, Texas. Okay, I know this is like
a running joke secret whatever. Will there ever be a
moment in time where you guys will tell us what
(34:08):
NLR means lunchmarks? And I've used this for fifteen years.
We rarely use it, but if we really want to
dial in and go, are you telling me the truth?
Like all jokes aside, radio aside, bits aside, has aside,
we go NLR. We just don't really talk about what
it means. It's kind of much of our code. Yeah,
(34:30):
we've had longer than we remember fifteen. I mean, when
I joined the show over sixteen years ago, y'all were
doing it, and I still don't know what it means. Oh,
there you have it, so no, I guess you won't, Caroline.
I hear Stephanie and Kentucky. Hey, Bobby Morden's studio, I
need you to settle a debate for me. I need
to know is it all of a sudden or all
(34:53):
of the sudden? I don't think I know the right answer,
but I know how I say it. All of the sudden,
all of this sudden. Again, I'm not gonna I'm not
gonna be any money on it, but I say, all
of this sudden, that's crazy. What the real one is?
You say? Oh, I'm like you, Amy, Yeah, all of
a sudden, all of a sud all of the sudden.
I was, do your teas here for the pile, and
(35:15):
we'll find out what it is after this because I
don't know what it is. But and I say a
lot of things wrong, like slang because the South. My
vernacular is very Southern. He's Amy's pile of stories. So
if you're doing grocery shopping this weekend for Thanksgiving, I
highly recommend it because you're going to get to the
store ahead of time instead of going next week last minute.
(35:35):
And if you don't want to make homemade gravy, well,
a gravy test was done and the best canned gravy
was revealed, and it is found at Walmart. What is it?
It's the great value of going to Walmart? Walmart? Here?
Where is it? The Walmart brand? Great value? Which is
awesome because you're going to get a great value on
it too. Well, here's the thing. If you do go early,
(35:57):
like Amy's saying, yeah, you'll still go right before you
doesn't wan't have to get as much. There's always something
you've always gotta go. You just don't want to have
to go and get a lot of things. Yes, but
great values number one. Yeah, the least favorite turkey gravy
went to Trader Joe's. The saltiest turkey gravy went to
High and Sowise the best, and then the middle of
the road gravy Campbell's. So there you go, that's your gravey.
(36:20):
Are gonna be that pick? Give it only one or
two graves up there. I love white gravy way more
than brown gravy, but Thanksgivings brown gravy. Thanksgiving is whatever
I like to eat to get banks, it's always white gravy.
Got her? Yeah, I mean traditionally no, No, but you're
just saying based on what you like and what you've
been accustomer. No, I like white gravy. You're hater white gravy. Hater.
(36:41):
I don't even like gravy. What else you got? Okay,
so we're over halfway through November. Have the holidays officially
started for you, like the Christmas season? Yeah, because I've
already been buying guest for people, you feel it, okay, Yeah, already? Yeah. Wow. Well,
it's just this is a robust list, and so there's
also an expectation on me. Therefore, I was always somebody
(37:02):
who got all my homework done. Maybe not always ahead
of time, but I was always in a good place
to be able to do it effectively and do a
good job. And I do that now with how I
live my life too. Christmas gifts included well, people were
asked when the Christmas spirit starts for them, and the
number one answer was a tie between putting your tree
up that's when it becomes official and hearing Christmas music
(37:23):
on the radio for the first time. That's when you
know Christmas is here. Yeah, but unless you're on a
Christmas station. Really, stations don't do it anymore until it's
like the twenty third or two four. Oh really, yeah,
it's a different time. Maybe it's just the first song
you hear because we played were I think we were
probably the first. We did Brett Eldress. We were like,
all right, first, yes, summer it's the most which. Speaking
(37:45):
of Brett Eldridge, he tested out some music on his nephew.
It's a song called You'll Be Mine and here is
the unplugged version be vership. His nevvy's a baby and
he was playing guitar on a bed for the baby
(38:05):
and the baby's like, let me touch the guitar, and
he's like, no, no, I'm doing a thing here. Let
me play. You gotta go to Bret's crost my show
if it comes near year. We asked for tickets for you. Yeah,
I think I think you got him. Oh okay, cool, yeah, yeah,
I'm so excited. Randomly gotta go. Texted Brett and I
was like, hey, let be four tickets to that show
in New York. It was like coming to New York.
(38:26):
I was like, well, they're not for me. He's like, oh, okay,
isn't there a framing and a friend and kids. He's like, oh,
all right, let me let me see if I sold out.
Let me see it. And I was like, well, don't
worry about yeah, don't worry about it. Oh god, no.
But then he's like, I got no, it's no problem.
They kick some people out. Well, that's the thing that
the wheelchair. Second, the red it No, I told randomly
(38:52):
last minute, you're good, You're good, no problem. I have
no problem asking him. You're a friend, no problem. Yes, okay,
thank you. I'm that's my file. That was Amy's pile
of stories. It's time for the good news. Guys. Get ready,
We're about to go on an emotional roller coaster. Man
(39:14):
Dakota has been with his girlfriend Lauren for seven years,
and he finally decides, you know what, I'm gonna go
buy an engagement ring. He buys it, and he hides
it in the closet, waiting for that day to propose.
Get down on one knee, and then all of a sudden,
a couple of weeks later, the wind starts picking up.
It's a tornado. Take cover and their house is destroyed.
(39:35):
They lose everything, the engagement ring is gone. He's devastated.
He has to go to Lauren and say I had
the engagement ring. It was hidden in the house. It's
lost forever. But then the Paris Community College softball team
shows up and they start looking and digging. They're like,
we're not leaving until we find it. Hour later, seven
yards away, two centimeters under the dirt, they find the
(39:57):
engagement ring and the yeah, that's what it says. Exact location,
No exact location, And Dakota is like, oh, my goodness.
He gets the ring. He gets down on one knee
and he proposes looking pass out. Ya. This is so good.
We already they gave him their side. They got a
(40:25):
oh my goodness, guys, you thought it was such devastation
in the beginning, the house destroyed, the tears, You're like, oh,
and then you're crying tears of joy right now, Wow,
lets tell me something good side good you got an
emotional rollercoaster. You're excited he bought the engagement room. And
then the tornado comes and destroys their house. And then
the climax at the end where they find it and
(40:45):
they get engaged. That look at him. Wow, Dada and
Lauren and they got in invite that softball team. They
got to go to the wedding. There for sure, the
whole softball team batting practice the night before as part
of the party. I like it. Yeah, great story, Lunchbox,
that's what it's all about. That was tell me something good.
(41:09):
There's some tea to spill coming up by somebody who
doesn't usually spill tea. Really, that's where somebody throws somebody
under the bus. Tea will be spilled coming up. First,
Amy's Morning Corny, The Morning Corny. What happened when the
Cannibals showed up late to Thanksgiving dinner? O? Man, he
(41:29):
got the cold shoulder. That's pretty good. That was the
Morning Corny. That's pretty good. Are you guys interested in
when somebody like the Rock puts out their diet with
eating a day? No? No, no, not really unrealistic, you know, no,
no no, but it's like you're interesting in just what
(41:50):
he has to eat. It's ridiculous. It's like, how do
you live like that? Yeah? I don't even believe it.
It's like ten cheeseburgers, Like, come on, here's the rocks
daily intake. He wakes up to bowl of cream of
rice or oatmeal alongside some buffalo and some eggs. On
his Instagram, you can find him starting the day with
a rice, bowl of oatmeal, top with nutstrawberries and apple.
So he's got something. There's breakfast, but then he has
(42:11):
second breakfast after the workout. After workout, eats a bowl
of rice or another fast acting carb which means it
dies quickly, and chicken. That's second breakfast. Okay, thank you
for lunch. A third meal, he'll eat rice again alongside
chicken or buffalo, and then he adds a big pile
of greens. Then he has first dinner. He has and
he has like three meals, three dinners through the evening
(42:34):
and so you know it's always some sort of protein,
some sort of rice, but three dinners and then he
has a couple of snacks. He drinks two to three
gallons of water per day. He eats about eight thousand calories. Wow,
that's to maintain his physique. So you want wow because
it's it's I mean, it's a lot. I mean, but
(42:56):
I yeah, I'm not gonna I'm like, okay, cool. He
eats that more I'm like, whoa chicken for breakfast but
no second breakfast? Yeah, that's that's from men's health. But yeah,
you know, for me, I think if I had a
breakfast at early early, like, as long as I have
that taste that like hits me and fills me, I
then can move on to the next taste, which is
(43:17):
a little more lunchy dinnery. I do, like me a
chicken biscuit from chicken filet though that's chicken, but it's
like that bread taste breakfast. Yeah, I just there's got
to be some sort of breakfasty taste. But then once
that's kind of filled, then you just move on to
the lunch tasty thing. But I and I'll eat breakfast
for dinner, but I can't eat dinner while somebody else
is eating breakfast for dinner at the same time. Yeah,
(43:39):
that's weird. We gotta have matching meals. Yeah, that's inside
your brain, right, Yeah, but I think it should be universal.
If we're somewhere and can's like, oh, let's do breakfast
for dinner. They offer it here, I was like, dang,
I was gonna chick fris take. Well, you still can't know.
I can't because you're gonna have eggs, and I can't
be eating dinner. Why are you eating eggs? It's like
you're out of your mind. Yeah, so then I'll go, fine,
(44:01):
I get I don't even want to omelet. She'd go, okay,
then I'll get salmon or something. I'm like, well, no,
now I get omelet in my head. Oh gosh, what
do you do if the restaurant does that thing where
they put an egg on a pizza. I don't care
about that. Egg aren't universally breakfast, okay, but how they're
presented in the approach to the egg is breakfast or not? Gotcha?
Because I can eat an egg and a lot of things,
(44:21):
sad ramen, little pieces of boiled egg. Yeah, the whole
egg laid out there, fried rice. I think it would
be a really fun bit if somebody tried to eat
the rocks meal. You wake up, you do it all.
And if you can do it all exactly what he eats,
I mean, I give you something like what, well, I
don't know, easy there, I gotta buy buffalo and stuff. Well,
(44:43):
we can find it for you. We could do, but
you start from the morning. You have to eat the
whole rock me I'll say, if you could do it, yeah,
let's know how you feel. I mean, it would take
me three hours of my day just eat all that
eating is a big part of being ripped. No, no,
I understand that, but I'm saying, like three hours out
of my day. But it'd be like your job for
the day would be fun. But three gallons of water
is also a lot of water to a lot of water. Anyway,
if we want to do it, maybe we could work
(45:04):
out a little monetary the situation here how much we're talking.
But if you don't do it, you got a fayeback.
Some situation. It's time to spill the tea. Spill the tea.
These come in like seasons. We don't spill the tea
for a long time, but then one person tells on
somebody and it turned into a chain reaction. Everyone gets thirsty.
(45:24):
The spiller is Morgan. Oh, Morgan, would like to spill
the tea on one of you? Morgan, who would you
like to spill the tea on? Oh? Well it's lunchbox.
Oh yes. Everybody gets a little nervous. Oh yeah, because
everybody's like everybody's got some sort of secret and they
don't know if everybody knows. I'm like, please, what did
(45:46):
I do this? Well, Lunchbox, behind the scenes in the
glassroom over there was just talking about how bad his
back was hurt in and he was complaining about being
really tired. And I was like, what's going on, lunch
and he said, well, I had to sleep on the couch.
And I was like, excuse me, is there trouble and
paradise going on? And he got real quiet, like his
(46:07):
wife didn't care about anything he does or says uh huh,
and I think she cares about something. I don't know
what's going on, but apparently he's been sleeping on the
couch for a few nights. Let's go over to Lunchbox.
Lunchbox an exclusive interview here. How would you like to
respond to the TV and spilled on you for sleeping
on the couch. I'd like to say, hey, that was
rude to take a conversation I was having with somebody
and to air it out. It was our conversation, I know,
(46:29):
But secondly, you do that to people. Cool the time.
Cool And there are facts in that story that I
have been sleeping on the couch for two or three
nights in a row. My middle son has been sick
and he's been sleeping in our bed, and I got
tired for that. I need to get a good night's
sleep because I have to work in the morning, and
(46:49):
so I moved to the couch. So no trouble, no trouble.
It's just I can't have a sick kid laying next
to me and kicking and flopping and waking up, and
I need, I need to sleep, so I sleep on
the couch. We believe this, Yeah, Unfortunately, I thought at
first it was gonna be something sweezed like my kids
six I'm with him, and then no, it turns out
he's getting away from his day. I mean this sounds
(47:10):
about right. Yeah, so my wife is sleeping in our
bed with the sick kid and I sleep on the couch. Okay,
you know what, there's a little T spelled there, but
it's okay, you're a little bit. Wouldn't that bad? I
can tell you this, And I I didn't want to back
him up, but on Monday show there's another TV and
spelled Oh great, what on who? You can't say that?
I know? Is it a normal spiller? It's a situation.
(47:34):
But I like him. Morgan, you had effort. Yeah, but
there's no no trouble in paradise. We still love you.
You're still sleeping on the couch? Show are you back now?
I'll be back in the I'll should be back in
the bed tonight. Kids should be better and if he's not,
I'll be back on the couch. Do you spend time
with them though period? Yeah? Yeah, he's like during the day,
like he'll sit on one side of couch. I sit
on the other. That way, I don't get his terms.
And we'll watch baby bump. Okay, the easiest trivia game
(47:59):
and all the land. It's easy trivia. The first category
is ages lunchbox Grand Champion ready, yeah, parents don't look
forward to this age known as the Terrible whos Correct?
Eddie a Ketaniera has a celebration of what age fifteen? Correct?
Morgan at what age can you vote in the United States? Eighteen? Correct? Amy?
(48:20):
At what age can you buy alcohol in the United States?
Twenty one? That's correct. That's first round. Nobody tell him
ever anyway. But that's easy trivia. It's so easy. Now
if you miss it, you'll hear this sound right here.
We played a five lunchbox is the champions the Grand
Champion right now, he has the tiara, he keeps it
at his desk. But if he wins today, back to
back championships defeats only ever been done by Eddie. Oh yeah,
(48:44):
I think I've won like four in a row. Nobody.
Three is the max? Really? Look? Yeah? Yeah? Three? And
Lunchbox was never accounted on to win one. But he's
one more win away from winning two Grand championships in
a row. Good luck, everybody, it's not for easy trivia.
Let's go mooning. What happened over there? Who's getting in
the game? Lunchbox? What Doctor Seuss books about a feline
(49:06):
who wears something on their head? Oh my gosh, um,
something on their head? What Doctor Sus? Oh? Oh Kat
and the Hat? Correct? I thought that was it. Categories literature.
Eddie Harper Lee wrote a book called to Kill a
Blank mocking Bird. Correct. Morgan C. S. Lewis wrote a
(49:27):
fantasy book called The Lion, the Witch and the Blank.
Correct Amy who wrote Bare Bones. I'm not lonely if
you're reading this book, Bobby, correct, thank you very much.
Everybody gets through a nice job. He gets that one wrong.
The category is famous singers Lunchbox What singer is known
(49:49):
for wearing white jumpsuits and performing in Vegas, and had
a movie about them earlier this year. Oh, Elvis Presley
correct Wow, very good Eddie. What singer is known as
the Prince of Darkness and is also known for biting
the head off a bat That is Ozzy Osbourne? Correct Morgan.
(50:11):
What singer is known for the moonwalk and the title
King of Pop Oh, Michael Jackson correct Amy? What singer
is known as the Rocketman Elton john Correct good job, Everybody,
Good Job, Everybody Easy? Trivia? Nobody has gone home yet?
Childhood games is the next category. Lunchbox. What's the name
(50:31):
of a form of tag played in a swimming pool
that shares the name of a famous explorer, Marco Polo?
Correct Eddie. What's the name of the game where one
player closes their eyes for a brief period, often counting
to a hundred, while the other players go and hide?
Hi didn't seek? Correct Morgan. What's the name of the
(50:52):
team sport in which players on two teams try to
throw balls and hit opponents while avoiding being hit themselves.
Correct Amy. In the category of childhood games, what's the
name of a popular sidewalk game in which you use
chalk to draw squares with numbers inside of them and
(51:12):
players jump inside East square. Correct. Good, everybody, Hey, we're
feeling pretty good. Nobody's gone home yet? Yeah? Everybody nervous.
It's about to get harder. Man. The category is country
music States state Lunchbox? Yeah? What state is Dolly Parton
(51:37):
from H? There's only two options here? What are the options?
I don't want? I mean, she's either Kentucky or Tennessee?
(52:00):
Does she grow up here? Dang it? I think I'm out.
What state is Dolly Parton from Lunchbox? Tennessee? Correct? Yes, No,
I thought that was the easiest. Everyone knows, Eddie. What
state is Garth Brooks from Oklahoma? Correct? Morgan? What state
(52:21):
is Luke Bryan from oh Georgia? Correct? Amy? What state
is Chris Stapleton from H? I mean I think it's Tennessee?
But would there be two Tennessees in the It's just
like a trick? Or is it to mam me think
(52:42):
there wouldn't be two Tennessees? Oh my gosh, definitely the
hardest one, Lunchbos shaking his head, No, no, what not
the hardest one. But he's a big fan of Stapleton.
Maybe I thought all four of us that slam donkeys. Yeah, okay, Tennessee,
(53:04):
it's in correct, you've been okay. Oh did you know
it's Kentucky? Yeah? I thought? What does she mean by
is there two Tennessees? Well, Tennessee B two states? They
were found they cut in half like Carolina, Carolina. I'm
with you. What you mean? It's like there's only one No,
(53:24):
I meant two. One categories Thanksgiving Amy has been eliminated,
boy lunchboxes one Stepp closer to repeating his grandch You
make a lot of bathroom noises when you really do,
it's NonStop bathroom noises. I don't think that's bathroom noise.
It's like the categories Thanksgiving lunchbox. What's the day after
(53:46):
Thanksgiving known as Black Friday? Correct? Wow, Yes, let's go.
Eddie named one of the two NFL teams that always
playing Thanksgiving one of the two Cowboys? Correct? The other
ends right? Oh my gosh, Morgan, what city is the
Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade Hill Parade held? Oh? That would
(54:08):
be New York City. Correct. Okay, we gotta break. We
got three still left in the game. Here they have
to wait. Now, we gotta break. We'll come back. Let's
play this song, We'll come back. More of Easy Trivia,
where Lunchbox tries to repeat his Grand Champion Easy Trivia.
There are three that remain the category as presidents and money.
I don't like this. Remember they're all easy questions. We're
(54:29):
seeing who can last the longest. Amy was eliminated, but
three still remain. Lunchbox, what president is on the one
dollar bill? Oh, he doesn't have bills that low? What
president is on the I'm gonna go with, Oh my gosh,
let's in your head. Answer. I don't have bills that
(54:58):
because I'm the possum. I mean, I don't ever look
at money to lunch trucks. You love money? What are
you debating between lunch? No, I don't want to talk
about it. What president's on the one dollar bill? You
have five seconds? Then if you're not going to debate,
you're on the clock. Abraham Lincoln, you really I didn't
(55:18):
know George Washington. Guys, when I do this, I don't
like you, guys, said Paul, I have George Washington's on
the quarter. Don't make fun of me for missing CHRISTI
born in Kentucky. They didn't make fun of you. I
feel like they didn't know. Oh we didn't. They didn't
we didn't make money. Um wow. Wow. He's on the
quarter okay, and the dollars, and Lincoln's on the penny
(55:41):
in the five Eddie, Abraham Lincoln is on the five
dollar bill and also on what coin? Yeah, the penny?
Thank you? Amy irritated. If I were you too, oh
my good would have known that? No, you know, you're
right in the middle of a category presidents in money, Amy.
I had no idea until you said that that's not true. Wow,
Oh my goodness. I be irritated at Hey. Would you
(56:03):
be irritated that more? Or him not knowing the one
dollar I'd have been up more upset with Amy saying
that in the middle of this category. Okay, did anybody
want to help Morgan out? Yeah, that'd be nice. Goodness, Hey, Morgan,
Thomas Jefferson is the president on what bill that comes
after the one dollar bill but before the five dollar bill?
(56:24):
Two dollar bill? Correct, that's tough. We're down to two.
Keeping the score as the category. What's the highest score
you can get him bowling? Eddie three hundred? Correct? Morgan
how many points is a filled goal worth? In football?
A filled goal field goal is worth two points, just one,
(56:49):
dang it. An extra point is one four You now
have four? You now have four. This is it. I
mean the next game is gonna We're gonna crown the chair. Wow. Honestly,
I am shocked. I am shocked. He didn't know what
(57:11):
president was on the one dollar bill. I thought he
was fooling us. I still think he was maybe trying
to get this more. If that's crazy, what was your
debate between George and Abraham? I mean, you would have
missed it. I wouldn't have missed you know he's on
the ten Andrew Jackson. How do you know that? But
(57:32):
you don't know. I'll tell you why. I know that
because my niece Kennedy was talking about money one day
and she was doing play grocery store and she was like, oh,
uh ten, that would be in Andrew Jackson. And that's
I'll never forget it. That's I remember it. And she
didn't play with ones. I don't know how she knew that.
Who's on the hundred? Oh, it's all about the Benji.
(57:54):
You know he's on the twenty Andrew Jackson. I don't know. Yeah,
it's Jackson. Who you say it was on the ten
Andrew Jackson? It's Hamilton. Oh, twenty is do you know
who that is? Jackson? Yeah? Ten is Hamilton? Whatever? No, no, whatever,
no whatever. You would have gotten that wrong too. You
convince me I was wrong, and I called on my wallet.
(58:15):
I really thought I was wrong. I was like, I'm
gonna pull out my money just to see if I
remember when Amy gave Eddie the answer. I mean, I
know that was tough too. Not on the page you
say you only look at hundreds. Who's on the hundreds?
Benjie Benjamin Franklin, Yeah, Benjie, what number within five? Within five?
Within five? For this? I'll give you this if you
(58:37):
get it right within five though, meaning you have to Yeah,
I understand what it within five means. I understand making
sure because you'd like to cheat the rules. I never cheat.
What number president was? Benjaman Franklin? Within five? He won't
a president? Give me the twenty just like, good job,
but you still lost? Would you have twenty bucks and
(58:57):
lose er when and not on? Rather win? I don't
rather have the Crown's got all the money in the
world anyway, twenty. Yeah, yeah, so rich ye Eddie would
have known we're gonna play this job. It's gonna be great.
All right. Back up the day this story comes to
(59:17):
us from Saint Petersburg, Florida, a thirty nine year old
man was out of jail on supervised release. He's like,
you know what, I need some money. I'm gonna do
tax returns. So he made up some tax returns. Said, oh, yeah,
I made one hundred and seventy million dollars. Oh he
won't hard. I thought one hundred and seventy thousand was
going hard, he said. Million. So the first tax return
(59:41):
he filed, he asked for seven million dollars back and
they gave it to him. So he bought a mansion. Yeah,
they bought. He bought a mansion on the water. He's like, man,
all right, filled out another one for four million, and
he bought six Mercedes bins Worth eight hundred thousand dollars,
and that's how they busted him. He couldn't stop it. One.
I'm not sure if he'd been busted. I don't know.
(01:00:03):
Eventually when, yeah, people started paying attention. But it's like
people that rob banks, but they keep on and you've
robbed three. You're probably you only get caught eventually if
you keep Robin Banks. That greed man gets you. That
fourth one gets you. Every time I knew a girl
that dated a guy who got busted Robin Banks. Whoa
it was when we were doing this show. Yeah, it's
(01:00:23):
a girl I knew she had started dating a guy.
All she found out he was driving down to the
different parts of Texas and Robin Banks that coming back.
What on earth? That is crazy. My cousin's roommate was
Robin Banks on bicycle. Not the same guy. Not the
same guy. Okay, Lunchbox, I'm lunchbox. That's your bone head
story of the day. If you're a guy. What's the
number one drink that women find attractive when a man's
(01:00:47):
drinking it? Fellas a glass of wine. Oh yeah, women
are just like, wow, that's a very sophisticated man, right,
las man, think about that. Go ahead. They're impressed by
whiskey on the rocks. No, Amy, what's the number one
drink if a guy's drinking it? That's the answer. It's
a beer. This study shows and whenever a guy was
(01:01:08):
ordering anice cold beer in a bar, he was viewed
as one to one point five points hotter on the
attractiveness scale. Really, so go have a beer like even
dudes with beer bellies and like, give me a beer.
Like that's attractive more than they were. They went from
a one to two point five. Wow. Okay, I mean,
I don't think it made him gosling anything, but so
I hope you guys have an awesome weekend. You know. Ay,
we were told by legal on our football show twenty
(01:01:31):
five Whistles, we can never say we're gonna make you money.
We can never say, hey, bet along and get rich.
You can't say that, right, So what we say is
more smiles and frowns. It's gonna come. Are saying like, hey,
you go want a lot of smiles on this one.
I get it. Yeah. So we're feeling pretty good. So
I'm gonna say, go over to the twenty five Whistles
podcast more smiles and frowns this week. I'd like to smile,
(01:01:54):
I know. So do you want some free smiles? Yeah,
listen twenty five Whistles. Well, last time you gave me
one frowned? Yeah, that was on you though, Okay was
it was? It was? I told I told her, I
don't know about this one. She goes, I'm gonna bet
it anyway, this one, I know. But okay, well then
I'm smiling like, hey smiles, princes almost guaranteed. Right, We
(01:02:18):
did the math on the season of it. Bet I'm
seventy one point three percent. That's pretty good. It's pretty good. Yeah,
it's really good. It's good. Yeah, it's not it's not
ninety nine one hundred No, no, that's for a while.
That's impossible, really for a while. Yeah, seventy one percent,
which is pretty good. So more go check out the
twenty five Whistles podcast. It's Football Show, Show
Alaska. Welcome to Friday Show, Moran Studio. Here we go
with our first fifteen seconds. He's our video producer. It's
produced one to day guys. I don't know if it's
called back getting your car broken into if you leave
your car unlocked, But that's what happened to my wife.
She went shopping, she left her car unlocks, she gets
back in and it's like just trash. Somebody had been
(00:32):
checking car doors in the parking lot, went through the car,
looked through the glove box and everything, didn't find anything.
But just my wife's like, oh my gosh, my car
got broken into. But I'm like, no, you unlocked your car.
It didn't get broken into. Semantic semantics, right. But but
I've heard this, I've heard cops for years just say like, hey,
don't leave valuables exposed, sitting on the seat or whatever,
and then lock your doors and your car has a
(00:55):
better chance of not getting broken into. So are you
saying then that if you leave it unlocked, everything's free
as a buffet. I mean the video surveillance video of
the parking lot, where like people just going car to
car to car and not break crazy, not breaking windows,
just checking handles so broken into probably if you were
challenged on it, maybe because nothing was broken to get
into it. So we still understand somebody illegally got into
(01:17):
the car. They shouldn't have been in there. That stinks, though,
I don't like I don't like that. Oh it's it's
a terrible feeling. But really I think the lesson here
is just lock your cars, because that's really what they're doing.
But also she didn't put any valuable in there. She
had just cleaned her car out like two days when
you're sure they did. Still think from the glove boxer
could have had her your identity stuff on it. No,
there's definitely that, and I called LifeLock to make sure.
(01:38):
But no, as far as things that we knew they
were in there, no, nothing got stolen. Usually delay anyway,
good luck, Okay, anyway, I'd be worried about it, as
we talked about yesterday. Been a part of the show
longer than anybody, well except for me, but here nineteen
years in. My favorite thing was he goes, I don't know,
two thousand and three, I don't know how many. I
don't know. Is that nineteen twenty, but it's twenty twenty two.
(02:00):
But you didn't go twenty two to I just didn't
remember if it was two thousand and two, but then
I remember it was two thousand and three. It was
just my my years were confused anyway, here years then
and nineteen years ago. I would have never thought I
was gonna ever get married, But I found a woman
and I married her. And I'm gonna tell you why
I loved my wife was nice romance. Yeah, she's celebrating
(02:22):
her birthday yesterday, and leading up to her birthday, I said,
you know, what do you want for your birthday? She's like,
you don't have to get me a present. That's why
I loved my life. Wife keeps life simple and easy,
puts no pressure on me. So I didn't have to
get her a gift. It don't have to she said,
but what you are would you really do? No? No No,
I didn't get her anything. She said, Oh, you don't
(02:43):
have to give me a present. How'd that go? Cool?
It went great? So she meant it. That's weird. I mean, yeah,
I think she's probably secretly disappointed. Then, yeah, because she
didn't have to. But in Austin, if you would have,
but when she says, hey, oh, don't worry about it.
It's great. May she say, don't worry about it, or
you don't have to get me a gift. Well, that's
just different things. We had a cake and we saying
(03:04):
happy birthday, and that was it perfect. That is why
I love my wife. I mean, yeah, I guess he
likes that she's low maintenance. I still think she wanted
a gift. Yeah, but what about his birthday too? Is
he expecting a gift from her? Course? Yeah, I always
expect the present. It's my presents. Yeah. Yeah, so he's
to Lunchox's pot LUNCHALKX. Would never say to her, you
(03:27):
don't have to get me. Yeah, I can't wait to
see what you're getting me from my birthday. That's what
I would tell her. All Right, I think, what's seventeen
years in we've been together seventeen years. Here's Amy everybody, Okay,
so we've I told y'all Mike d got an early
screening on my movie, and I don't know when he's
gonna watch it. But I am very nervous about it,
Like I thought about it all last night when I
(03:47):
was sleeping. Yeah, I'm a little mortified for everyone to
see it, but especially my d because he critiques movies.
So on the show, probably Monday Movie Mike, we'll review
Amy's movie, Oh Boy, Holiday Harmony. I mean, the movie
is gonna be great, I have no doubt about that,
but I'm nervous about that. Well. I mean, I feel
like the people that are behind it, I'm I know
(04:09):
they're super proud of their work. I think it's really cool.
I'm just nervous about him critiquing my scene. But there
are Tom Hanks movies the occasionally come out that are bad,
oh yeah, for sure, and people that have had great
track records to doing movies. Yeah. So I don't think
anything's free and clear. Hey, movie Mike Monday's show, all
we ask of you is be honest, as if Amy
(04:30):
had nothing to do with it, be honest. I will
say one thing. Christmas movies my least favorite genre. He's
setting you up though, because he's gonna be like the surprise,
pull the carton off a plus. Okay, well, Christmas reason
are my favorite. You know, when I was watching Laney
on Yellowstone, I didn't feel awkward even though I knew her.
I think because it's you gotta be really good, because
(04:52):
you're just like I know her really well, it's oh no,
it's gonna be awkward. You're gonna have to be such
a good actress that it's got to remove the awkward.
I zero acting lessons at all, whatsoever in my entire life.
Don't make excuses name. Yeah, hey, let's just go for it. Yeah,
she lady's taking acting now, he's a coach. No, I'm
sure for those things I heard, she did nothing. I
(05:12):
heard she him know she was acting. They just wow,
blindfolded her, dropped off and said, okay, say some stuff. Amazing.
Okay right now, No, I'm not. We just haven't. No,
I'm actually like really pumped for her, and I'm pumped
for myself because I am using the same coach that
she has. Well, so we'll see what happens. We might
(05:33):
be honest. Okay is it that to me now? Yea, yeah,
go ahead. Ray from Mountain Pine, Arkansas. He built her
career on a microphone. As a result, commuters are never alone,
Bobby bum, thank you very much. Good. I want to
I want to actually take take the mirror here and
hold it up to Ray for a second, because I
know if you guys heard, we'll say this first. I
have a relationship with Draft Kings. They're a big client.
(05:54):
I use them a lot. I love sports. We do
a podcast called twenty five Whistles, and I think if
you can responsibly bet, that's amazing. It's a lot of fun.
You can five bucks here, five bucks there, watch games.
I mean a little more. It's entertainment. But Ray is
now the voice of Draft Kings responsible gambling. How did
that come about? No idea, but maybe they heard my
story about how I gambled. I do rent money and stuff,
(06:16):
but I've changed and I do responsible betting. And that's
what the commercials about. This awesome. I heard it and
I was proud for you because you've had issues with gambling,
but you went, you got You're good. Now you got help,
You're good. Yeah. You can set limits and you can
freeze the accounts. You're not in there every day, which
is amazing. You can you can set limits to where
before because sometimes if you're like, oh, yeah I need
(06:37):
to get I need to catch double catch. But you
can actually go on Draft Kings and set it so
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Let's go. Good job, buddy, I like it for you
for it. I'm a big fan. I love what they
do and how they do it. I hope people bet responsibly.
That's it. Yeah, because he was a recovering irresponsible gambling
for he isn't, but he can make sure and set
his limitation. Great what you did? You give it to
(07:40):
Bay and let her set on. Yeah, there's no reason
to chase. You don't want to end up in the
red Absolutely Chase, nice job. Ready, I love it. It
is time to open up the mailbag something we call
Bobby get here, Bobby bones. My daughter is in first
(08:00):
grade and having her birthday party. The school requires that
she invite the entire class. There have been some insidence
between her and a classmate. He's not always kind to
her and sometimes makes fun of her. She doesn't want
him to come. I'm hoping that his mom and dad
don't our SVP. But if they do, can I tell
them what's happening and that we don't want them to come.
Thanks for your help, sign mom baffled by the bully.
(08:24):
That's interesting that you would if they I would just
think it would either be you don't you don't invite them,
or you do invite them, you don't invite them, and
then go don't come. Yeah, that's weird, But her hands
are tied because the school requires that. That's a weird
thing for a school to require something at home. I agree,
and I know why. I get it. Yes, but it's
(08:46):
a weird thing for the school to require something that
you're doing that's not at school, especially, you know, I
think this is maybe a good time to explain to
her why kids bully, and you could even teach her
sympathy for the bully, which may not last if he
still has a jerk. After you exhibit the first bit
(09:06):
of kindness towards them, you'd be like, look, this is
why it's probably mean, do you It can be tough
at home. He might like you, boys are stupid and
they do. They react that way and these for those reasons.
You know, I think you probably invite them and if
they say yes, he comes and you work with her
(09:27):
on how to handle the situation. I think that's probably
the best learning example there. It is not comfortable, it'll
be comfortable for her, but it could actually fix the
problem too. Let's say the kick comes over and has
a great time. Let's say he gets all the snacks
and has cake. He probably won't come. Now, I'll be
honest with you, Yeah, he probably won't come. But if
he does, I think it's uncomfortable. But sometimes in life
(09:50):
it's uncomfortable. And I know that's one in our first
grade lesson, but it could start there anyway you think
about this, man, I mean, that's definitely a good learning moment,
like you said, but I'm leaning towards contacting the school
and saying, hey, we're not going to invite everyone because
there is a bullying problem, and I think the school
can finally, Oh, I didn't know there was a bullying problem.
Let's see if we can handle this too and put
(10:12):
it on the school because the bullying is happening at school, right. Yeah,
but can I say that if you don't invite this kid,
he's the only one not invited, and everybody comes back
and was invited, you think the bullying was bad, then
it's gonna be worse. Yeah, as someone who got to
crap beat out of them a lot. Anytime I did
stuff with anybody else and the bully wasn't there, I
felt it doubley when the bully was there. So I
understand what you're saying, and I for sure sign off
(10:35):
on that understanding. But you're gonna make them the one. Okay,
wait till you get back, because you're about to be
the one real big Yeah, that's not good. You don't
want that for your child, So that is a scenario
I will lean back towards yours. Then. I'm just telling
you what it was like for me, and think about that. Yeah,
I've had to had this conversation with my son before
of like some kids that were mean to him, and
(10:57):
when I talked to him about possibly why they were
bullying him, he did open up and he did start
to have some compassion for them. And so I think
Bobby's method of having this conversation with your daughter. It's
a bummer that it is a birthday and she might
have to put up with it, but the odds are he,
like Bobby said, he's probably not going to come. But
when we're honest with our kids about what's happening, I
(11:18):
think we get more out of it. It's probably gonna
be nicer to you if he's at your house and
eating your cake. Yeah, that's true. Honestly, he's probably gonna
be nice, and it may fix it if here's a situation.
If he still mean when you go back to school
after this, then the whole compassionate thing is kind of
out the door, because you can't keep hugging on somebody
who's stabbing you because it hurts. So you do it once,
maybe one and a half times, and then the lesson
(11:38):
is some people in life you just get away from,
and you got to get to that point. I'm sorry
you have to deal with this. But I think it's
a good time to start the conversation. If I had
the bully over, give a big, extra big piece of cake,
show him love. He probably isn't getting it, and that's
why he's bullying. Good luck. And I know that this
email is about a first grader, but I feel like
a lot of adults hearing this, could you know, benefit
(12:00):
believe in this room every day relationship. We still invite
Lunchbox to our birthday already. Yeah, hurt people, hurt people.
Lunchbox is probably hurting at times. Yeah, and that's okay.
That's okay, buddy, No, not hurting. It's all let's go
skin to skin. I'll give you a hug. No, I
don't need a hug. Okay, skin the skin. I'm good.
(12:21):
We've got your cloth back. Time now for fun fact Friday.
Fun fact Friday. These are the most random but the
most fun facts we could find. We just searched the
internet for the most fun things to talk about. We
have five of them. Amy, your first Well, this is fun,
(12:42):
but it's also going to keep you safe. A car
that is going five miles under the speed limit on
the highway is more likely to cause an accident that
someone that's going five miles over the speed limit. Did
they say why anything? It's because, yeah, you maybe when
you're going faster you go with the flow and like
it's easier getting out when you slow things down. I
don't no, but I kind of said this one for you.
Because you drive slow, I would think people would hit
(13:03):
you more than if you're driving slow, you would hit
them right. I would think you're clogging the road about
me saying I think that I do that. I think
you're right. Once Eddie drove up on me and was like,
who is this guy clogging the road? It was just
slowing traffic down, And sure enough it was Bobby, there's
a fifty five near work. This should be a seventy five.
Everyone was going about sixty sixty five. But I understand
(13:25):
why you're slowing down. You got popped one time. You're
talking to mister no ticket. I got a ticket there, yea,
and the speedlum it's fifty five and there's no reason
it shouldn't be seventy. But that was like, it was
funny because that was like maybe a year before, so
a year later you were still abiding by the rules
and going fifty five. That's amazing there are I would say,
if I looked at the pie, ninety percent of that
pie is me being a rule follower and someone who
(13:48):
is doing the right thing because it's the right thing
to do. And there's ten percent of me who djaf
And it's just like I'll break every rule possible in
my career. That's been what it is. Like. I will
push and kick walls down, but like life, I ain't
trying to go to jail. Pay money. Yeah, I don't
want to be fine, that's wasted money. I could buy
shoes with that. You know what I mean? I know
what you mean. All right, let's got a lunchbo lunchbox.
What do you have? Koala's? You know, those little koala
(14:09):
bears are so cute and everyone wants to cuddle with them.
Will be careful. A koala cuddle could give you chlamydia.
Half of the koala population has a strand of klamydia,
and if you're holding them and they pee on you,
you can be infected. I can for sure see some
of our dude listeners finding making a trick purposefully to
a koala and be like, oh I actually got pet
on him. Oh I can't believe it. Ye see what
happened was to see the koala gave me. Oh my god.
(14:32):
They search it out just so they have that excuse.
Here's mine. The Mall of America in Minnesota does not
have a central heating system. Which, by the way, it's
the biggest mall in the world. I've been there. It's amazing.
It's huge, and it's coal. It's not hot heated. It
does not have a central heating system. A combination of skylights,
all the regular lights, and people's body heat keep it
so warm that they don't have to run any sort
(14:54):
of heat in the Winter's crazy to think our body
and I bet well, you know you if you're warmer
if you're naked. So I'm saying, if you're ever trapped
somewhere where it's cold and you have body to body
or two people, you should be skin to skin to survive.
It's like sixty nine your bedroom or seventy better. I heard. Yeah. Yeah.
(15:15):
Do you know if you're ever like in a snowstorm
and you get trapped, if you killed the horse and
cut the insides out and get inside the horse and
over your body, that's the way to stay warm. Really,
you gotta gut. It gonna take a while. You might
freeze then, but then you can get inside of it.
It's warm, all right. Let's go over to Morgan. The
average person spends just two weeks of their life sitting
(15:37):
at traffic lights. Just two weeks. Just two weeks. There's
an impression you made every traffic light. And I'm at
the light right, I'm on the car in the front
of the line. Here's any pressure to me? Huh, oh,
I should go oh, they're honking you. Yeah. Oh. Because
it's the only time I look at my phone when
I'm sitting in a trap safe because I will not.
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I won't occasional glance at maps if I'm in a map.
But that's why I am bad thing. That is the worst.
I have a map. I will be looking at it sometimes,
but I don't text on it while I drive, but
I will if I'm sitting in a light. Totally go
full tweet, Eddie. Guys, Superman didn't always fly, so the
very original Superman, he was just a leaper. He would
jump from building to build in building. But then in
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the nineteen forties the animators were like, guys, it's just
hard to draw the bend knees like you know, so
like his legs are at an angle, so let's just
make him straight and he'll fly. And so ever since
then he flies. It's pretty lame. Superhero is that crazy?
He just leaped from building the building. But they were like,
this is just too much work. Let's just make him fly.
That's pretty cool. See you look at all these fun facts.
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You could take away your work or over the weekend.
That's why it's fun Fact Friday. Thank you fun fact.
It's time for the good news. So when you're battling cancer,
it's kind of becomes your job for you and your family,
and it can be really taxing. So having a place
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to get away and go, especially for free, would be
pretty awesome, right. Well, a lot of patients are getting
to do that thanks to this one woman's nonprofit called
Little Pink Houses of Hope. Her name is Janine Patton Cobble,
and she's in remission for breast cancer herself, so she
knows what it's like to battle cancer and what she
does is around the country she convinces homeowners and property
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managers to donate their homes for a week long stay
for patients, Like She'll go to them and say, hey,
can you take this one week out of the year
and donate it to this patient that would like to
get away with their family. And that's how she's able
to pull it off and do it and they get
a free stay. So I just thought that was a
really genius thing that she came up with. Yeah, changed
a lot of lives doing that. That's a great story. Yeah,
that is what it's all about. That was tell me
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something good. Friday morning conversation with Brookshields broke. Good morning,
How are you? Oh good? How are you? I'm doing
pretty good. I was listening to your podcast. Man, you
guys go right at it. I mean it's like it's
like real, real deal stuff. It's you go right to
the point. It's very vulnerable, but it's also like super authentic.
What you're so famous? Did you have some some urge
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to just put it all out there? Finally? You know?
It's it's funny. I just, um, when you've been around
this long, you sort of find that there are only
certain areas in which you really get to be authentically
yourself and heard, and that's in writing a book or
doing something that is relatively life like like a podcast.
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I never really set out to do a podcast, but
now what came to my mind one day and I said,
you know, everybody that you think you know, or that
you have an expectation about or a preconception, they've all
had these now what moments? And I thought, I think
people know that I'm not going to try to catch
them in something, but I'm vulnerable enough so that they
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feel safe, you know. I mean, it's it's an odd thing.
I'm having so much fun with it. I'm getting better
at it. I was a little um, I was a
little not very journalistic in the beginning. I basically, having
been on the other side for so many decades, I
would find myself giving them permission not to answer any
of the questions. And then I got better at it.
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Have you found yourself sharing a story and then going oh, man,
was that did I just share too much? Like having
to actually question? And then you allowed it to exist,
But then you were happy you did. What would be
an example of that where you were like, oh, I'm
really putting it out there. I think, you know, really
just airing insecurities in a way that is not polished.
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You know, I will say a book you can sort
of you you can work with words and you can
sort of get what you want out, but but you're
still sort of hiding behind a book. And I think
just admitting to being scared at times and really insecure
and and you know, falling into the traps that other
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women over forty. I'm fifty seven, but seal. And you know,
as you're saying it, you think, oh God, am I
going to sound like I'm whining or poor me? And
and then you listen to it and you're thinking, no,
it's just I am a woman like many other women,
and we all go through things. So that's scary at first,
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but then when you hear it, you think, I've been
really honest. How are you getting I know the answer
probably because you're just cool and have a lot of
cool friends. Are you get a lot of a plus
less guests? Do you have to lure them in, like,
come on, guys, trust me, it's a lot of fun.
Or are they just pretty willing to hop in as well?
I think they're pretty willing to hop in. I mean
a lot of it is, you know, around they don't
want to do it unless they're promoting something, which I
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totally understand, or if it's too close around a certain
incident that is so fraught in people's minds, you know,
they're a bit hesitant, and but nobody has said anything
is off limits. And there have been people that have
been that are very clear in how they want to
answer the question before the question even gets asked. Um,
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and there are some that are, you know, just very
skilled at not answering the question. And even those people
have at the end said, wow, you kind of got
that out of me. But it didn't feel mean, or
it didn't feel like an I gotcha moment, or it
didn't feel like it pulled out headline that that's what's
gonna that's the sound bite that we're gonna just base
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the whole interview. One. I did see a clip that,
again was a sound bite, because again, you do you
talk about so much. But I saw there was one
where you were talking about actors that you had dated,
and it kind of became a big story. Do you
know sometimes when you're telling these stories that it's probably
going to be picked up? Yeah, oh yeah. I mean
I joke with my publicist because I'll say I'll say
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it under my breath, I'll say sound bite or you know,
that's the headline, and it becomes just a game because
it seems so reductive and typical, and you know what
I mean, it's like everybody's desperate for the for the
SoundBite and the the one line. You know, this has
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started since I was a virgin, and that became everybody's
main focus, which is ridiculous on many levels. So I've
been dealing with this for a few decades. Now, do
you feel like you had at all a normal childhood?
You know, I've been asked that question forever, and I
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don't know what normal is Conventional. No, when other kids
were playing soccer or whatever the sports were, I was
going to photo studios at Avadans and Scoulo, and you know,
doing I was earning a living, so it's not conventional.
But my mom never let me leave go to professional
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children's school, and I never lived in Los Angeles until
until I was doing a television show, and so there
was this work life and then real life, and real
life was with my mom and then with my dad
in separate families and regular school. So for you know,
until I was twenty in my twenties, well twenty one,
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I was in a regular school schedule, and that was
about as normal and as normally pressured as it can be.
My vacations were not conventional, and my extracurricular activities were not,
but my mom always made the production send a girlfriend
with me or send my sister with me, and so
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I always had this sort of grounding of a twelve
year old, a thirteen year old, a fifteen year old.
I wasn't always surrounded by adults, so the two of
us could sort of get together and giggle about how
crazy we thought adults were. So to me, I think,
I think it's actually pretty normal, almost more normal than
some of my normal friends. Do you what I find
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super impressive about you is that you went to Princeton?
I mean, do you find people are often shocked at
that fact? Always they were shocked the day I got in,
and then the whole kind of campaign started with why
did she get in? Did she just get in because
she was famous? And then when I get to school,
all the teachers wanted to make sure that they weren't
giving me any extra ten, so they graded me harder
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and they were, you know, less, they just because they
had something to prove as well. And then over time,
just my work ethic was so intact What was strange
was coming out of college my freshman term, first term,
freshman year, and having a press conference because they thought,
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you know, if you do a press conference about what
it's like, what your you know, your real life is like,
they'll leave you alone. And the press were shocked by
a level of maturity that they hadn't seen in me prior. Yeah,
I wasn't looking to anybody for my answers anymore. I wasn't.
I wasn't worrying that an answer wasn't going to be okay.
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And I was using bigger words, you know, because here
I am at Princeton thinking I better use bigger words.
And I don't think they liked it. They didn't like
non malleable Brook. Suddenly Susan was a show I watch
all the time, loved it, And a lot of these
shows are coming back reboot formed. Have they come to
you and said, let's do Suddenly Susan again? If they did,
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I'd probably say yes without even them getting the question out.
But I don't think that we were ever. First of all,
they canceled us at ninety eight, so we never Yeah,
it was all a nice little plan that they had intact,
which I didn't know, about which I will say I've
got a little bitterness or maybe a lot of bitterness
about that, but not from a syndication financial standpoint, just
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from you know, how wonderful it was to do that show.
I mean, we just were so happy, and then tragedy
befell the show and we lost one of our cast members,
and it kind of was never the same, And I
think I think Warner Brothers or NBC would probably argue
we were never a big enough hit to merit a reboot.
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Now shows get picked up for eight or nine. We
never had a season that was fewer than twenty three,
twenty two, twenty six, you know, so it in these
days that would be a huge hit. And then back then,
you know, we didn't get two hundreds, so they sort
of checked us off. I can't believe they got it
to ninety eight purposeful. Yeah, then that's almost mean. I
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mean that's mean. Well, I think it's a financial thing.
I mean, all these things end up being financial. You know,
we think they're personal because we're living in it day
in and day out, and we're performing in front of
a live audience, and we're having to think on our
feed and we're getting new scripts every day, so we're
so in it, and and then you realize, oh, it's
just a money game. After a certain number, this entity
(26:52):
doesn't pay for a production anymore. It switches over to
this entity and they may or may not want to
do that. So it's this same thing would happened suddenly
Ellipstick Jungle. We were number one for a while and
then TiVo came into existence and practically overnight all of
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our advertisers pulled out because people were fast forwarding through
the commercials. So it didn't even matter how much people
loved us watching us, they wanted to fast forward through
the commercials, and there for all that money practically overnight
gets now you know, now they found ways around it.
But we were right at the on the sort of
precipice of TiVos, so that was sort of you know,
(27:36):
that happened too. So these things you'd think they're mean
only because they feel personal. And the older I get,
the less personal I realize it all is right. Now
we're talking to actress Brookshield, Hey, how good are you
at memorizing scripts? So I have about twelve pages to
do tomorrow for this project that I'm doing, and I
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have not started to memorize it. You can you can
do do all twelve in a night? Yeah, I can.
I have this. It's some a you have to put
yourself in a position where you can still listen, and
that's the that's the trick, so that you're not just
reciting words. But um, I memorize things based on where
they are on the page. So when I think about
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where a page as I have it highlighted, I'm such
a geek bat I mean, I highlight and I note
and I make red notes. And my husband says, you're
such a dork, But um, yeah, I don't. I'm I'm
trained to have to think quickly. You know a lot
of the time when you do these commercials, before they
had teleprompters and before they had in back in my day,
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you know, or in the day. I still feel like
it's my day, but you didn't have teleprompters. You had
to memorize everything. And so I think I just got trained.
Brookshields is on with us and I encourage you guys
to check out our podcast. Now what with Brookshields. It
is a very authentic, very vulnerable. It's an original podcast
that examines pilvotal moments in people's lives. Again, it's very honest.
(29:04):
It's a great podcast. And then also coming from you,
that's a that's a big deal. I mean, this is
I'm coming into a world I've I've never been in
and um and it's been very well received and I
thank you. And I didn't think people would really want
to hear me anymore in my life and people do
se do want to be interested in hearing my guests. Well,
(29:25):
I hope people check it out. And then there's also
Holiday Harmony coming out on HBO Max and so when
that when a movie like that comes to you, and
we have a special interest here with that movie because
if you put the Cameron Amy for one second, Amy
has like four line five lines are still in the movie.
And yes she does, and you see her in the trailer.
I mean, for he looks so beautiful in the trailer
about I didn't get to meet you, Oh, I know,
(29:47):
I was there the last day of filming, so you've
already done with your scenes and I was definitely excited
to possibly see you. So to see you now fun.
So I was I was way up with the alpaca
farmers and up in northern cal they didn't bring me
to Hollywood. How does like a Christmas movie? Because it's
been Amy's dreamed forever to do like a holiday movie
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and now they're super cool again, And how does a
Christmas movie come to you? Do you go, I'd like
to do a holiday movie because they are so cool now,
or do they go brook we got this perfect idea.
It's a really good movie for the holidays. For a while,
holiday movies were sort of taboo, you know they were
they were sort of, Oh, you're doing a Hollywood movie.
That means like it's not I mean, you're doing a
(30:28):
Christmas movie or a holiday movie. That means that you're
not doing real edgy stuff. Well for sure, all I've
never really been a g in that way. They come
to me and I'm prepared to not like them because
they're pretty formulaic. And then every now and then one
will come up or two now and twisted my second one,
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but that will touch a chord and be an escape,
And I think that that's what that's what I love
about there, especially if they're directed well and if they
have enough of a story that does deviate from just
the regular holiday Christmas formula movie. And I mean I
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read a lot of them, and I don't say yes
to most of them. I did one last year for Netflix,
which was extraordinarily popular and it was so much fun
to do, and it was called Castle for Christmas. And
these movies come out again. It's funny because then they
bring them back out again for the next holiday and
they're sort of like, oh, I just think for me
(31:36):
rom coms. Holiday movies they're based in joy. You sort
of know how they're going to turn out, but you
still want to be on the journey with it and
just looking at the news and just being in the world.
It's just so hard these days that these kind of
movies are wonderful escape. I would compare holiday movies now
(31:57):
to game shows, where for a long time I wouldn't
take a game show because I was like, game shows
are hockey, and if if I ever do and host
a game show, then I'm always going to be a
game show host. However, then, but now they're really cool again.
I think Steve Harvey kind of brought that back where
you could be a real talent and be funny, and
then everybody's doing game shows and now everybody wants to
do a game show. I would I think those two
kind of run alongside each other. I think you made
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a great point there. For a long time it was like,
we don't want to do that, but now like you
almost want to do host a game show or a
holiday movie. Well, you know, it's funny because everything is,
you know, everybody. There was a time when oh, you
would never be a TV actress? Oh god, no, you know,
and then you know, Helen Hunt comes and does you know?
Mad about you? And I was obsessed with them and
(32:39):
I was like, wait a minute, she could do it.
I can do that. And prior to them, you wouldn't
touch TV, you know. And then there are all these
sort of taboos that come around, and I think, slowly
but surely, the joy that is in all of these
emerges and everything's I don't think there's anything off off
limits anymore. I think the crossover is I mean amazing.
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You know, look at what Julie Roberts and Clooney just
did a did a rom com sort of movie like that,
and we just flocked to it because it opens up
your heart a little bit and it's escapism. Well, Brooke,
we're big fans, and I hope everybody checks out. Now
what with Brook Shields. It's a wonderful podcast, and I
hope they check out Brooke and her co star Amy. Yes. Yes,
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Holiday Harmony on HBO Max. That is out November twenty fourth,
which is Thanksgiving, right, Yeah, it's Thanksgiving Day. And I
was told by Lauren Swickard, who's one of the writers
and producers, that I guess I technically am a supporting role.
That's my oscar against Brook for supporting actress. Yes, yes, yes, Brooke,
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big fan. Thank you very much, good luck with the podcast,
and we appreciate your time this morning. Thank you, appreciate yours.
Hope to see you in person one day. All right,
Caroline from Austin, Texas. Okay, I know this is like
a running joke secret whatever. Will there ever be a
moment in time where you guys will tell us what
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NLR means lunchmarks? And I've used this for fifteen years.
We rarely use it, but if we really want to
dial in and go, are you telling me the truth?
Like all jokes aside, radio aside, bits aside, has aside,
we go NLR. We just don't really talk about what
it means. It's kind of much of our code. Yeah,
(34:30):
we've had longer than we remember fifteen. I mean, when
I joined the show over sixteen years ago, y'all were
doing it, and I still don't know what it means. Oh,
there you have it, so no, I guess you won't, Caroline.
I hear Stephanie and Kentucky. Hey, Bobby Morden's studio, I
need you to settle a debate for me. I need
to know is it all of a sudden or all
(34:53):
of the sudden? I don't think I know the right answer,
but I know how I say it. All of the sudden,
all of this sudden. Again, I'm not gonna I'm not
gonna be any money on it, but I say, all
of this sudden, that's crazy. What the real one is?
You say? Oh, I'm like you, Amy, Yeah, all of
a sudden, all of a sud all of the sudden.
I was, do your teas here for the pile, and
(35:15):
we'll find out what it is after this because I
don't know what it is. But and I say a
lot of things wrong, like slang because the South. My
vernacular is very Southern. He's Amy's pile of stories. So
if you're doing grocery shopping this weekend for Thanksgiving, I
highly recommend it because you're going to get to the
store ahead of time instead of going next week last minute.
(35:35):
And if you don't want to make homemade gravy, well,
a gravy test was done and the best canned gravy
was revealed, and it is found at Walmart. What is it?
It's the great value of going to Walmart? Walmart? Here?
Where is it? The Walmart brand? Great value? Which is
awesome because you're going to get a great value on
it too. Well, here's the thing. If you do go early,
(35:57):
like Amy's saying, yeah, you'll still go right before you
doesn't wan't have to get as much. There's always something
you've always gotta go. You just don't want to have
to go and get a lot of things. Yes, but
great values number one. Yeah, the least favorite turkey gravy
went to Trader Joe's. The saltiest turkey gravy went to
High and Sowise the best, and then the middle of
the road gravy Campbell's. So there you go, that's your gravey.
(36:20):
Are gonna be that pick? Give it only one or
two graves up there. I love white gravy way more
than brown gravy, but Thanksgivings brown gravy. Thanksgiving is whatever
I like to eat to get banks, it's always white gravy.
Got her? Yeah, I mean traditionally no, No, but you're
just saying based on what you like and what you've
been accustomer. No, I like white gravy. You're hater white gravy. Hater.
(36:41):
I don't even like gravy. What else you got? Okay,
so we're over halfway through November. Have the holidays officially
started for you, like the Christmas season? Yeah, because I've
already been buying guest for people, you feel it, okay, Yeah, already? Yeah. Wow. Well,
it's just this is a robust list, and so there's
also an expectation on me. Therefore, I was always somebody
(37:02):
who got all my homework done. Maybe not always ahead
of time, but I was always in a good place
to be able to do it effectively and do a
good job. And I do that now with how I
live my life too. Christmas gifts included well, people were
asked when the Christmas spirit starts for them, and the
number one answer was a tie between putting your tree
up that's when it becomes official and hearing Christmas music
(37:23):
on the radio for the first time. That's when you
know Christmas is here. Yeah, but unless you're on a
Christmas station. Really, stations don't do it anymore until it's
like the twenty third or two four. Oh really, yeah,
it's a different time. Maybe it's just the first song
you hear because we played were I think we were
probably the first. We did Brett Eldress. We were like,
all right, first, yes, summer it's the most which. Speaking
(37:45):
of Brett Eldridge, he tested out some music on his nephew.
It's a song called You'll Be Mine and here is
the unplugged version be vership. His nevvy's a baby and
he was playing guitar on a bed for the baby
(38:05):
and the baby's like, let me touch the guitar, and
he's like, no, no, I'm doing a thing here. Let
me play. You gotta go to Bret's crost my show
if it comes near year. We asked for tickets for you. Yeah,
I think I think you got him. Oh okay, cool, yeah, yeah,
I'm so excited. Randomly gotta go. Texted Brett and I
was like, hey, let be four tickets to that show
in New York. It was like coming to New York.
(38:26):
I was like, well, they're not for me. He's like, oh, okay,
isn't there a framing and a friend and kids. He's like, oh,
all right, let me let me see if I sold out.
Let me see it. And I was like, well, don't
worry about yeah, don't worry about it. Oh god, no.
But then he's like, I got no, it's no problem.
They kick some people out. Well, that's the thing that
the wheelchair. Second, the red it No, I told randomly
(38:52):
last minute, you're good, You're good, no problem. I have
no problem asking him. You're a friend, no problem. Yes, okay,
thank you. I'm that's my file. That was Amy's pile
of stories. It's time for the good news. Guys. Get ready,
We're about to go on an emotional roller coaster. Man
(39:14):
Dakota has been with his girlfriend Lauren for seven years,
and he finally decides, you know what, I'm gonna go
buy an engagement ring. He buys it, and he hides
it in the closet, waiting for that day to propose.
Get down on one knee, and then all of a sudden,
a couple of weeks later, the wind starts picking up.
It's a tornado. Take cover and their house is destroyed.
(39:35):
They lose everything, the engagement ring is gone. He's devastated.
He has to go to Lauren and say I had
the engagement ring. It was hidden in the house. It's
lost forever. But then the Paris Community College softball team
shows up and they start looking and digging. They're like,
we're not leaving until we find it. Hour later, seven
yards away, two centimeters under the dirt, they find the
(39:57):
engagement ring and the yeah, that's what it says. Exact location,
No exact location, And Dakota is like, oh, my goodness.
He gets the ring. He gets down on one knee
and he proposes looking pass out. Ya. This is so good.
We already they gave him their side. They got a
(40:25):
oh my goodness, guys, you thought it was such devastation
in the beginning, the house destroyed, the tears, You're like, oh,
and then you're crying tears of joy right now, Wow,
lets tell me something good side good you got an
emotional rollercoaster. You're excited he bought the engagement room. And
then the tornado comes and destroys their house. And then
the climax at the end where they find it and
(40:45):
they get engaged. That look at him. Wow, Dada and
Lauren and they got in invite that softball team. They
got to go to the wedding. There for sure, the
whole softball team batting practice the night before as part
of the party. I like it. Yeah, great story, Lunchbox,
that's what it's all about. That was tell me something good.
(41:09):
There's some tea to spill coming up by somebody who
doesn't usually spill tea. Really, that's where somebody throws somebody
under the bus. Tea will be spilled coming up. First,
Amy's Morning Corny, The Morning Corny. What happened when the
Cannibals showed up late to Thanksgiving dinner? O? Man, he
(41:29):
got the cold shoulder. That's pretty good. That was the
Morning Corny. That's pretty good. Are you guys interested in
when somebody like the Rock puts out their diet with
eating a day? No? No, no, not really unrealistic, you know, no,
no no, but it's like you're interesting in just what
(41:50):
he has to eat. It's ridiculous. It's like, how do
you live like that? Yeah? I don't even believe it.
It's like ten cheeseburgers, Like, come on, here's the rocks
daily intake. He wakes up to bowl of cream of
rice or oatmeal alongside some buffalo and some eggs. On
his Instagram, you can find him starting the day with
a rice, bowl of oatmeal, top with nutstrawberries and apple.
So he's got something. There's breakfast, but then he has
(42:11):
second breakfast after the workout. After workout, eats a bowl
of rice or another fast acting carb which means it
dies quickly, and chicken. That's second breakfast. Okay, thank you
for lunch. A third meal, he'll eat rice again alongside
chicken or buffalo, and then he adds a big pile
of greens. Then he has first dinner. He has and
he has like three meals, three dinners through the evening
(42:34):
and so you know it's always some sort of protein,
some sort of rice, but three dinners and then he
has a couple of snacks. He drinks two to three
gallons of water per day. He eats about eight thousand calories. Wow,
that's to maintain his physique. So you want wow because
it's it's I mean, it's a lot. I mean, but
(42:56):
I yeah, I'm not gonna I'm like, okay, cool. He
eats that more I'm like, whoa chicken for breakfast but
no second breakfast? Yeah, that's that's from men's health. But yeah,
you know, for me, I think if I had a
breakfast at early early, like, as long as I have
that taste that like hits me and fills me, I
then can move on to the next taste, which is
(43:17):
a little more lunchy dinnery. I do, like me a
chicken biscuit from chicken filet though that's chicken, but it's
like that bread taste breakfast. Yeah, I just there's got
to be some sort of breakfasty taste. But then once
that's kind of filled, then you just move on to
the lunch tasty thing. But I and I'll eat breakfast
for dinner, but I can't eat dinner while somebody else
is eating breakfast for dinner at the same time. Yeah,
(43:39):
that's weird. We gotta have matching meals. Yeah, that's inside
your brain, right, Yeah, but I think it should be universal.
If we're somewhere and can's like, oh, let's do breakfast
for dinner. They offer it here, I was like, dang,
I was gonna chick fris take. Well, you still can't know.
I can't because you're gonna have eggs, and I can't
be eating dinner. Why are you eating eggs? It's like
you're out of your mind. Yeah, so then I'll go, fine,
(44:01):
I get I don't even want to omelet. She'd go, okay,
then I'll get salmon or something. I'm like, well, no,
now I get omelet in my head. Oh gosh, what
do you do if the restaurant does that thing where
they put an egg on a pizza. I don't care
about that. Egg aren't universally breakfast, okay, but how they're
presented in the approach to the egg is breakfast or not? Gotcha?
Because I can eat an egg and a lot of things,
(44:21):
sad ramen, little pieces of boiled egg. Yeah, the whole
egg laid out there, fried rice. I think it would
be a really fun bit if somebody tried to eat
the rocks meal. You wake up, you do it all.
And if you can do it all exactly what he eats,
I mean, I give you something like what, well, I
don't know, easy there, I gotta buy buffalo and stuff. Well,
(44:43):
we can find it for you. We could do, but
you start from the morning. You have to eat the
whole rock me I'll say, if you could do it, yeah,
let's know how you feel. I mean, it would take
me three hours of my day just eat all that
eating is a big part of being ripped. No, no,
I understand that, but I'm saying, like three hours out
of my day. But it'd be like your job for
the day would be fun. But three gallons of water
is also a lot of water to a lot of water. Anyway,
if we want to do it, maybe we could work
(45:04):
out a little monetary the situation here how much we're talking.
But if you don't do it, you got a fayeback.
Some situation. It's time to spill the tea. Spill the tea.
These come in like seasons. We don't spill the tea
for a long time, but then one person tells on
somebody and it turned into a chain reaction. Everyone gets thirsty.
(45:24):
The spiller is Morgan. Oh, Morgan, would like to spill
the tea on one of you? Morgan, who would you
like to spill the tea on? Oh? Well it's lunchbox.
Oh yes. Everybody gets a little nervous. Oh yeah, because
everybody's like everybody's got some sort of secret and they
don't know if everybody knows. I'm like, please, what did
(45:46):
I do this? Well, Lunchbox, behind the scenes in the
glassroom over there was just talking about how bad his
back was hurt in and he was complaining about being
really tired. And I was like, what's going on, lunch
and he said, well, I had to sleep on the couch.
And I was like, excuse me, is there trouble and
paradise going on? And he got real quiet, like his
(46:07):
wife didn't care about anything he does or says uh huh,
and I think she cares about something. I don't know
what's going on, but apparently he's been sleeping on the
couch for a few nights. Let's go over to Lunchbox.
Lunchbox an exclusive interview here. How would you like to
respond to the TV and spilled on you for sleeping
on the couch. I'd like to say, hey, that was
rude to take a conversation I was having with somebody
and to air it out. It was our conversation, I know,
(46:29):
But secondly, you do that to people. Cool the time.
Cool And there are facts in that story that I
have been sleeping on the couch for two or three
nights in a row. My middle son has been sick
and he's been sleeping in our bed, and I got
tired for that. I need to get a good night's
sleep because I have to work in the morning, and
(46:49):
so I moved to the couch. So no trouble, no trouble.
It's just I can't have a sick kid laying next
to me and kicking and flopping and waking up, and
I need, I need to sleep, so I sleep on
the couch. We believe this, Yeah, Unfortunately, I thought at
first it was gonna be something sweezed like my kids
six I'm with him, and then no, it turns out
he's getting away from his day. I mean this sounds
(47:10):
about right. Yeah, so my wife is sleeping in our
bed with the sick kid and I sleep on the couch. Okay,
you know what, there's a little T spelled there, but
it's okay, you're a little bit. Wouldn't that bad? I
can tell you this, And I I didn't want to back
him up, but on Monday show there's another TV and
spelled Oh great, what on who? You can't say that?
I know? Is it a normal spiller? It's a situation.
(47:34):
But I like him. Morgan, you had effort. Yeah, but
there's no no trouble in paradise. We still love you.
You're still sleeping on the couch? Show are you back now?
I'll be back in the I'll should be back in
the bed tonight. Kids should be better and if he's not,
I'll be back on the couch. Do you spend time
with them though period? Yeah? Yeah, he's like during the day,
like he'll sit on one side of couch. I sit
on the other. That way, I don't get his terms.
And we'll watch baby bump. Okay, the easiest trivia game
(47:59):
and all the land. It's easy trivia. The first category
is ages lunchbox Grand Champion ready, yeah, parents don't look
forward to this age known as the Terrible whos Correct?
Eddie a Ketaniera has a celebration of what age fifteen? Correct?
Morgan at what age can you vote in the United States? Eighteen? Correct? Amy?
(48:20):
At what age can you buy alcohol in the United States?
Twenty one? That's correct. That's first round. Nobody tell him
ever anyway. But that's easy trivia. It's so easy. Now
if you miss it, you'll hear this sound right here.
We played a five lunchbox is the champions the Grand
Champion right now, he has the tiara, he keeps it
at his desk. But if he wins today, back to
back championships defeats only ever been done by Eddie. Oh yeah,
(48:44):
I think I've won like four in a row. Nobody.
Three is the max? Really? Look? Yeah? Yeah? Three? And
Lunchbox was never accounted on to win one. But he's
one more win away from winning two Grand championships in
a row. Good luck, everybody, it's not for easy trivia.
Let's go mooning. What happened over there? Who's getting in
the game? Lunchbox? What Doctor Seuss books about a feline
(49:06):
who wears something on their head? Oh my gosh, um,
something on their head? What Doctor Sus? Oh? Oh Kat
and the Hat? Correct? I thought that was it. Categories literature.
Eddie Harper Lee wrote a book called to Kill a
Blank mocking Bird. Correct. Morgan C. S. Lewis wrote a
(49:27):
fantasy book called The Lion, the Witch and the Blank.
Correct Amy who wrote Bare Bones. I'm not lonely if
you're reading this book, Bobby, correct, thank you very much.
Everybody gets through a nice job. He gets that one wrong.
The category is famous singers Lunchbox What singer is known
(49:49):
for wearing white jumpsuits and performing in Vegas, and had
a movie about them earlier this year. Oh, Elvis Presley
correct Wow, very good Eddie. What singer is known as
the Prince of Darkness and is also known for biting
the head off a bat That is Ozzy Osbourne? Correct Morgan.
(50:11):
What singer is known for the moonwalk and the title
King of Pop Oh, Michael Jackson correct Amy? What singer
is known as the Rocketman Elton john Correct good job, Everybody,
Good Job, Everybody Easy? Trivia? Nobody has gone home yet?
Childhood games is the next category. Lunchbox. What's the name
(50:31):
of a form of tag played in a swimming pool
that shares the name of a famous explorer, Marco Polo?
Correct Eddie. What's the name of the game where one
player closes their eyes for a brief period, often counting
to a hundred, while the other players go and hide?
Hi didn't seek? Correct Morgan. What's the name of the
(50:52):
team sport in which players on two teams try to
throw balls and hit opponents while avoiding being hit themselves.
Correct Amy. In the category of childhood games, what's the
name of a popular sidewalk game in which you use
chalk to draw squares with numbers inside of them and
(51:12):
players jump inside East square. Correct. Good, everybody, Hey, we're
feeling pretty good. Nobody's gone home yet? Yeah? Everybody nervous.
It's about to get harder. Man. The category is country
music States state Lunchbox? Yeah? What state is Dolly Parton
(51:37):
from H? There's only two options here? What are the options?
I don't want? I mean, she's either Kentucky or Tennessee?
(52:00):
Does she grow up here? Dang it? I think I'm out.
What state is Dolly Parton from Lunchbox? Tennessee? Correct? Yes, No,
I thought that was the easiest. Everyone knows, Eddie. What
state is Garth Brooks from Oklahoma? Correct? Morgan? What state
(52:21):
is Luke Bryan from oh Georgia? Correct? Amy? What state
is Chris Stapleton from H? I mean I think it's Tennessee?
But would there be two Tennessees in the It's just
like a trick? Or is it to mam me think
(52:42):
there wouldn't be two Tennessees? Oh my gosh, definitely the
hardest one, Lunchbos shaking his head, No, no, what not
the hardest one. But he's a big fan of Stapleton.
Maybe I thought all four of us that slam donkeys. Yeah, okay, Tennessee,
(53:04):
it's in correct, you've been okay. Oh did you know
it's Kentucky? Yeah? I thought? What does she mean by
is there two Tennessees? Well, Tennessee B two states? They
were found they cut in half like Carolina, Carolina. I'm
with you. What you mean? It's like there's only one No,
(53:24):
I meant two. One categories Thanksgiving Amy has been eliminated,
boy lunchboxes one Stepp closer to repeating his grandch You
make a lot of bathroom noises when you really do,
it's NonStop bathroom noises. I don't think that's bathroom noise.
It's like the categories Thanksgiving lunchbox. What's the day after
(53:46):
Thanksgiving known as Black Friday? Correct? Wow, Yes, let's go.
Eddie named one of the two NFL teams that always
playing Thanksgiving one of the two Cowboys? Correct? The other
ends right? Oh my gosh, Morgan, what city is the
Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade Hill Parade held? Oh? That would
(54:08):
be New York City. Correct. Okay, we gotta break. We
got three still left in the game. Here they have
to wait. Now, we gotta break. We'll come back. Let's
play this song, We'll come back. More of Easy Trivia,
where Lunchbox tries to repeat his Grand Champion Easy Trivia.
There are three that remain the category as presidents and money.
I don't like this. Remember they're all easy questions. We're
(54:29):
seeing who can last the longest. Amy was eliminated, but
three still remain. Lunchbox, what president is on the one
dollar bill? Oh, he doesn't have bills that low? What
president is on the I'm gonna go with, Oh my gosh,
let's in your head. Answer. I don't have bills that
(54:58):
because I'm the possum. I mean, I don't ever look
at money to lunch trucks. You love money? What are
you debating between lunch? No, I don't want to talk
about it. What president's on the one dollar bill? You
have five seconds? Then if you're not going to debate,
you're on the clock. Abraham Lincoln, you really I didn't
(55:18):
know George Washington. Guys, when I do this, I don't
like you, guys, said Paul, I have George Washington's on
the quarter. Don't make fun of me for missing CHRISTI
born in Kentucky. They didn't make fun of you. I
feel like they didn't know. Oh we didn't. They didn't
we didn't make money. Um wow. Wow. He's on the
quarter okay, and the dollars, and Lincoln's on the penny
(55:41):
in the five Eddie, Abraham Lincoln is on the five
dollar bill and also on what coin? Yeah, the penny?
Thank you? Amy irritated. If I were you too, oh
my good would have known that? No, you know, you're
right in the middle of a category presidents in money, Amy.
I had no idea until you said that that's not true. Wow,
Oh my goodness. I be irritated at Hey. Would you
(56:03):
be irritated that more? Or him not knowing the one
dollar I'd have been up more upset with Amy saying
that in the middle of this category. Okay, did anybody
want to help Morgan out? Yeah, that'd be nice. Goodness, Hey, Morgan,
Thomas Jefferson is the president on what bill that comes
after the one dollar bill but before the five dollar bill?
(56:24):
Two dollar bill? Correct, that's tough. We're down to two.
Keeping the score as the category. What's the highest score
you can get him bowling? Eddie three hundred? Correct? Morgan
how many points is a filled goal worth? In football?
A filled goal field goal is worth two points, just one,
(56:49):
dang it. An extra point is one four You now
have four? You now have four. This is it. I
mean the next game is gonna We're gonna crown the chair. Wow. Honestly,
I am shocked. I am shocked. He didn't know what
(57:11):
president was on the one dollar bill. I thought he
was fooling us. I still think he was maybe trying
to get this more. If that's crazy, what was your
debate between George and Abraham? I mean, you would have
missed it. I wouldn't have missed you know he's on
the ten Andrew Jackson. How do you know that? But
(57:32):
you don't know. I'll tell you why. I know that
because my niece Kennedy was talking about money one day
and she was doing play grocery store and she was like, oh,
uh ten, that would be in Andrew Jackson. And that's
I'll never forget it. That's I remember it. And she
didn't play with ones. I don't know how she knew that.
Who's on the hundred? Oh, it's all about the Benji.
(57:54):
You know he's on the twenty Andrew Jackson. I don't know. Yeah,
it's Jackson. Who you say it was on the ten
Andrew Jackson? It's Hamilton. Oh, twenty is do you know
who that is? Jackson? Yeah? Ten is Hamilton? Whatever? No, no, whatever,
no whatever. You would have gotten that wrong too. You
convince me I was wrong, and I called on my wallet.
(58:15):
I really thought I was wrong. I was like, I'm
gonna pull out my money just to see if I
remember when Amy gave Eddie the answer. I mean, I
know that was tough too. Not on the page you
say you only look at hundreds. Who's on the hundreds?
Benjie Benjamin Franklin, Yeah, Benjie, what number within five? Within five?
Within five? For this? I'll give you this if you
(58:37):
get it right within five though, meaning you have to Yeah,
I understand what it within five means. I understand making
sure because you'd like to cheat the rules. I never cheat.
What number president was? Benjaman Franklin? Within five? He won't
a president? Give me the twenty just like, good job,
but you still lost? Would you have twenty bucks and
(58:57):
lose er when and not on? Rather win? I don't
rather have the Crown's got all the money in the
world anyway, twenty. Yeah, yeah, so rich ye Eddie would
have known we're gonna play this job. It's gonna be great.
All right. Back up the day this story comes to
(59:17):
us from Saint Petersburg, Florida, a thirty nine year old
man was out of jail on supervised release. He's like,
you know what, I need some money. I'm gonna do
tax returns. So he made up some tax returns. Said, oh, yeah,
I made one hundred and seventy million dollars. Oh he
won't hard. I thought one hundred and seventy thousand was
going hard, he said. Million. So the first tax return
(59:41):
he filed, he asked for seven million dollars back and
they gave it to him. So he bought a mansion. Yeah,
they bought. He bought a mansion on the water. He's like, man,
all right, filled out another one for four million, and
he bought six Mercedes bins Worth eight hundred thousand dollars,
and that's how they busted him. He couldn't stop it. One.
I'm not sure if he'd been busted. I don't know.
(01:00:03):
Eventually when, yeah, people started paying attention. But it's like
people that rob banks, but they keep on and you've
robbed three. You're probably you only get caught eventually if
you keep Robin Banks. That greed man gets you. That
fourth one gets you. Every time I knew a girl
that dated a guy who got busted Robin Banks. Whoa
it was when we were doing this show. Yeah, it's
(01:00:23):
a girl I knew she had started dating a guy.
All she found out he was driving down to the
different parts of Texas and Robin Banks that coming back.
What on earth? That is crazy. My cousin's roommate was
Robin Banks on bicycle. Not the same guy. Not the
same guy. Okay, Lunchbox, I'm lunchbox. That's your bone head
story of the day. If you're a guy. What's the
number one drink that women find attractive when a man's
(01:00:47):
drinking it? Fellas a glass of wine. Oh yeah, women
are just like, wow, that's a very sophisticated man, right,
las man, think about that. Go ahead. They're impressed by
whiskey on the rocks. No, Amy, what's the number one
drink if a guy's drinking it? That's the answer. It's
a beer. This study shows and whenever a guy was
(01:01:08):
ordering anice cold beer in a bar, he was viewed
as one to one point five points hotter on the
attractiveness scale. Really, so go have a beer like even
dudes with beer bellies and like, give me a beer.
Like that's attractive more than they were. They went from
a one to two point five. Wow. Okay, I mean,
I don't think it made him gosling anything, but so
I hope you guys have an awesome weekend. You know. Ay,
we were told by legal on our football show twenty
(01:01:31):
five Whistles, we can never say we're gonna make you money.
We can never say, hey, bet along and get rich.
You can't say that, right, So what we say is
more smiles and frowns. It's gonna come. Are saying like, hey,
you go want a lot of smiles on this one.
I get it. Yeah. So we're feeling pretty good. So
I'm gonna say, go over to the twenty five Whistles
podcast more smiles and frowns this week. I'd like to smile,
(01:01:54):
I know. So do you want some free smiles? Yeah,
listen twenty five Whistles. Well, last time you gave me
one frowned? Yeah, that was on you though, Okay was
it was? It was? I told I told her, I
don't know about this one. She goes, I'm gonna bet
it anyway, this one, I know. But okay, well then
I'm smiling like, hey smiles, princes almost guaranteed. Right, We
(01:02:18):
did the math on the season of it. Bet I'm
seventy one point three percent. That's pretty good. It's pretty good. Yeah,
it's really good. It's good. Yeah, it's not it's not
ninety nine one hundred No, no, that's for a while.
That's impossible, really for a while. Yeah, seventy one percent,
which is pretty good. So more go check out the
twenty five Whistles podcast. It's Football Show, Show
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Morgan Huelsman
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