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October 26, 2017 71 mins

Bobby tells jokes at Washington, DC Correspondents' Dinner and Kenny Chesney and Luke Combs stop by the studio

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(01:12):
Thursday Show. Oh my god, we have Caitlin. How are you?
You're in Austin, Texas, yes, how are you going? What
can I do for you? So I wanted to talk
to Judge common Sense. You know I'm often referred to
that all rise, I'm mendering the courtroom. Judge common Sense
now presiding, go ahead and present your case. Okay. So, UM,

(01:35):
I manage a retail company and I have an employee
who is awesome, but he smells very, very bad and
he's in a position where he's talking to customers. UM,
and I just don't know how to address the situation. Um.
It's I mean, it's pretty bad, and he works really

(01:56):
hard and he's great, So I just don't know what
to do. Well. I think as the boss, you gotta
do and say boss like things. I think you pull
him aside and say, hey, listen, we've got a couple
of complaints that something isn't smelling right in your area.
Now you can mean his body, it can mean where

(02:17):
he's working, but I think he will get the hint
from there. You've got to be a boss, because again,
if it affects the bottom line, then you end up
losing too. Good. Kid, price stink. I listen, I price
stink sometimes, But I'm the boss. Nobody tells me. But
I'm saying, as the boss, if Amy stunk, I would say, hey, Amy,
you have to you stink? Why? I mean an example,
use lunox that's real, because it's real. Yeah, yeah, can

(02:37):
we tell him all the time. I just think you
have to do that, even for his own good. You
have to do that. Yeah. So, and it's hard, and
being a boss is hard, trust me. I know. It's
like hurd and cats with this group in here, you know,
so you have to pull them aside and say, hey,
we've got a couple of complaints. It's about the the
area you're working. Um, can you just make sure whatever

(02:58):
it is, and to go no, don't do that, don't
do that, Okay, you with my original, go with my
original thing there. That's a tough one. Thoh, someone's well.
In college, we had a guy that's stunk in one
of the He left his backpack landing there. So one
of the girls stuck a stick of dough in there
and said, maybe this will help you with the ladies
and left a note. You just be an adult about it.

(03:21):
It's kind of like being nice and not making an
awkward between you two. So he finds it like a
discovery top it Kalin good luck. You know, you get
to be the boss for a reason. You gotta make
those tough calls. And that's exactly why I don't want
to be the boss. So that's why. There you go,
that's it. That's why. That's why I mean constantly turned
down the roll of boss on the show. Recognizing people

(03:45):
doing cool things. Connecticut, there's a restaurant called Flames Girl
and they had a sign on the door that says,
if you don't have money, come in, We'll still give
you a sandwich for free. And so they won't turn
away customers who don't have money. And I think it's awesome,
but I just know there are people like Lunchbox out there.
It says free food, and it says anybody can have it.

(04:07):
So it says if you don't have money, okay, what
if I left my walt at home? Okay on purpose?
There's always that guy and they have to know that, right.
I think that they're willing in order to feed the
people that really need it. There they'll put up with
the occasional lunchbox. It's sort of like those restaurants that
sometimes offer you pay what you think it's worth. It's

(04:29):
worth of dollar cool with me. You've had so much
like you're the Ruiner Flames in Milford, Connecticut. We see
you and we held. We hope Lunchblocks never comes out
of there. I see you, Bobby Bones show story. It's
produced a Raymond and Game two of the World series

(04:51):
was last night. Astros beat the Dodgers the next training,
so the series is tied up one game. Apiece and
other news investigators said the Las Vegas Shooters laptop was
missing the hard drive. They've been searching the scene. They
announced they still haven't been able to find it, and finally,
in Oregon, officials are offering a fifteen thousand dollar reward
for information on who is poaching wolves. Any information contact authorities. Show.

(05:17):
Will you send food back at a restaurant? Um? Yeah,
it depends what's wrong with it? But I don't. I don't.
I'm not scared that I'm nice about it, So I'm
not scared they're going to do something to it. You
should be. I should well not if I'm nice about it,
and it's the order is wrong, Okay, if the order
is wrong, I'm just asking why you should always be scared.

(05:38):
But there are a few reasons where it's a little
less scared that I waited tables for a long time. Okay,
so why would you send your food back if they
just send you the wrong order? Well, yeah, if I
get the wrong order, or there's something on it that
I asked specifically to not be on it, you won't
just scrape it off or take it out if it
If it's if it's scrape a bowl, scrape off of
the bowl, yeah, I will do that. If not, if

(06:00):
totally mixed in, I gotta I gotta send in the back.
So you can send it back if there's something in
your food, like a foreign object like hair. Frog, Yeah,
frogs or although I have a whole salad theory that
if there's a frog in your salad, you ask for
a salad. What's more natural than a frog in your
salad theory? So if something comes in a foreign in

(06:20):
your food, you can send it back. If there's something
that you're allergic to, even if you messed up, the
allergy thing is a tough one, Like you messed up,
like you didn't tell them. If I'm like I didn't know,
you can send it back. If it's undercooked or overcooked,
it's borderline, but it better be really undercooked or overcooking.

(06:41):
That's borderline. But you have to AIMI it that you'd
be super nice on that one, like, oh, I hate
to do this, but it's even if it's their fault,
just because they you're vulnerable, they're taking it to a
place where you're not saying. If something that's supposed to
be hot comes out cold as a waiter, we understand
because that's not our We didn't do that. We just

(07:02):
brought it from the kitchen, and that's just the kitchen's vault. Okay, okay, good.
I thought you were gonna say you can't do that. No,
you can. You can. And then obviously if you if
you get something you didn't order it, or you didn't
get something you ordered, like hey, can you take this back?
Those are the those are the roles. Okay, all right,
does everybody feel good about that? Yeah? If there's tomatoes
on it, can I send it back? Because the tomato

(07:23):
juice gets on stuff and I don't like tomatoes. I
guess if you're requested, you can request tomatoes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
time for your positivity. It's called tell me something good. Good.
So a Michigan family decides to send a balloon up

(07:46):
in honor of the husband dad, And they send a
balloon up with a letter on it and it's ad too,
Daddy in Heaven. There's a message in it and they
just send it up to Heaven. It lands in the
backyard of people like miles away. Yeah, and there's a
return address. And these people send all this stuff to

(08:06):
the family who like from heaven. And the little girl,
Oh my goodness, so she sent a balloon and then
she got this whole package of stuff gifts from the
Guardian angels. Oh my, that's precious. You know, that probably
been so much to her, right, Yeah, because they just
found him or nobody finds Atlanta Woods or that. Yeah,

(08:28):
how about that the odds. So there's this guy. He's
the care manager at a nursing home, but just the
care manager, not a legit nurse. But he wanted to
go to nursing school, so he went took the test.
He did not pass it. One of the senior citizens
living at the nursing home used to be a teacher,
so they tutored the nurse soon to be nurse. He

(08:49):
went and took the test after studying at the nursing
home past and now he's a nurse, but all thanks
to the tutors at the Senior Citizen Home. I wanted
to show some up to Kentucky because they are introducing
a law that now if you see a pet in
a car and you break the window, you know, you
hear the dog up and you go smash the window

(09:09):
to save it, you are not responsible for the damage
to the car. So you can save animals in a
car with no responsibility to pay for the damages. That's
what I'm talking about. It's a good law. Yeah, some
people should be looking at it would be like, oh,
I thought there was a dog, Yeah yeah, yeah, No,
that was a pillow. I thought it was a New Yorkshire. Yeah,

(09:31):
that's a good thing. Now right, here's Amy's lust of
shows that she's watched lately. All right, what'd you go
with first? Her? Your recommendation? Totally finished Man Hunt Unibomber,
and I agree. It's good, really good. Yeah, it's the
true story of the Unibomber. Yeah, it's crazy. I don't
even remember some of that stuff, but it's like eight
or nine episodes. It's good. What else you got? The

(09:52):
Lady Gaga documentary is so good. If you're looking for something,
check out and I wouldn't consider myself to be a
huge Lady Gaga fan by any means, but I found
it interesting. A little monster. I'm not a little monster scandal.
I finally started season seven, Have you okay, Olivia Pope?
She is ferst in the White House. It's it's gonna

(10:13):
be a good season. And then Mr Robot I started
that because the third season is back on USA, and
I fell asleep watching it. I watched and I thought
it was okay. Yeah, I was like, oh, this it's
getting watty techi though now it's a techie show. Anyway.
I started watching mind Hunter, which is how they go
into true story too. It is it's based on people

(10:35):
real stories. Okay, it's where they go and they talk
to serial killers they're already in jail to try to
figure out the minds of other serial killers and how
to stop and predict other ones. Okay, that's really good.
So and I bought downloaded This is US. I'm gonna
watch that as I travel and I'm not caught up.
Are you caught up? I'm not caught up, but I
definitely need to catch up. I have to be. I

(10:56):
want to watch all of that. And I get so
emotional during it. I kind of have to watch out
when I watched it, Veep, I've been watching UM, Silicon Valley,
and Superstore. Do you like Superstore? It is hilarious. Maybe
because I've worked in that industry and I worked at
the store that it kind of spooned Superstore. It's about

(11:16):
like Costco. Yeah. Sure, you haven't start a game of Thrones.
Oh remember I downloaded UM season one, episode one and
too still haven't even clicked it and it's still sitting
right here in my iTunes. All right, let me know, Okay,
your TV run down down today. This story comes to
us from Maryland. Two guys thought it was a great idea.

(11:38):
They would take their car running into an a t
M and money would fly out. Oh that's a terrible idea, right,
So they went boom ram they a t M, ram
the a t M three times. No money came out.
They drove away. The problem is they loved their license
flight behind. It fell off like double bone heads like

(12:00):
ramming or truck and do it and leaving your lives
and blade story of the day, everybody transmit America, this
is a boys show. Yeah. Today is Keith Urban's fiftieth

(12:20):
birthday when he was playing the CMT Artist of the
Year Awards, every girl in the room was just like
I was watching him. I was looking around, I was
watching him, just in love with him. I was sitting
at the table with Amy and Daniel Bradberry and they
were just like especially when he was singing like blue
and your color, it was perfect. And then when he

(12:43):
would walk by, he just smelled like Keith. I mean,
he makes fifty for sure. Luke Brian even made a
reference to Keith's age and I was like, Luke, calm down,
that's your peer. But it's not. He's older than little
ten years. Yeah, it's Keith Urban's birthday. Of my top
five Keith Urban songs at number five and the newest

(13:05):
on the list. I'm telling you look like you don'y there, guy.
It's so black and he's stealing in your thunder be
the Blue a shoe number four, where the black top

(13:26):
end you caught my sues and run and bare feet
and wear the press and the dirt, and I travel along,
going back to the world on busy Old Fans Dead.
My soul were the Black Soup. Keith Urban's fiftieth birthday
my number three Keith Urban song, You're Gonna Fly for
You could be a black bed on the con Street

(13:47):
high fell a well with the boat an which you
better believe. You're gonna found me have birthday Keith and
you could be a starmer my blade. Scared of the rain.
It's scared. Say that you better believe. With number two tonight,
I want to cry. Let it flock? Is that one

(14:19):
I feel lately? What that's? What? That BREAKO? I understand? Oh,
I tell you that I mentioned. I guess it was
on Tuesday show. Is the first time I've ever said
ex girlfriend about Lindsay and I hit her pretty hard.
I'm sure, and I'm like, stop listening to the show.
But there's nothing negative. But there's zero anything negative between us.

(14:41):
So you just wanted to just stop, Bobby, you have
to wish you would just eliminate. I wish you would
just this is the truth. Hold on, let me, let
me finish this Keith Urban thing and I'll come back
to it. Okay, Okay. My number one Keith Urban song
You'll think of me take records song is so good?
Had bird Day Keith Urban. So I mentioned before that

(15:04):
Keith Urban song something about lindsay my ex girlfriend to die, which,
by the way, did you know that whenever Morgan number
two are digital girl put that story up on the web.
That was our biggest web day in the history of
our show, in the history of our show. Oh man,
you beat my kids. I know. I used to hold

(15:25):
the record. I know. I wish it would still be
the record. I'm not Yeah, me too. That's awkward. Do
you think she's listening. Well, here's the thing. I asked
her not to listen anymore. Yeah, but she's probably listening though,
because I would if I was her. Since there's nothing
there's nothing bad between us. We still talk occasionally. I

(15:47):
wish that I could take all of her sadness and
just take it all and keep it myself and she
go and live and be happy and be like, oh
I don't even care, and I have double the sadness.
That's what I would. Okay, Yeah, that's well, she's listening.
She probably keep listening, and you would do the same thing.
But I told her don't listen anymore. Okay, what do

(16:12):
you want to do? I don't know. I'm in a
weird position talking about this, so I don't want to
say anything. If she's listening. What do you want? I mean,
I don't mind. I guess I just don't want. I
know that it's hard, So what I would say to her,
I also would encourage her to maybe take a break
from it a little bit, to put some distance there,
because that might help. But I know how hard that is,

(16:34):
and I know that if I was in her position
and my just happened to be my boyfriend a few
days ago had a radio show, I would still listen.
I don't even want to say X, I told you
not in trouble, because there's no trouble. She was like, oh,
you call me your ex golfriend. That went heard a
little bit and I was like, yeah, that's what you

(16:55):
are though, and she was like, I know, yeah, it's
a stinky thing. Yeah, but y'all are still talking every day.
We at least text a bit. I'll check on her.
And I told her I don't want to be to
reach out. I don't know. It's just a weird thing
because she's like my best friend. And then I know
that's one thing that I'm worried about you for with
everything you're going through and her being your best friend,
and it's weird stinky's stinky. Yeah, you just put on

(17:20):
your put on some Keith Urban. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
I put on tonight. I want to cry, but I
got tinder and I'm ready to go. I'm just I'm
totally does when he's hurting. He makes a joke. That's true.
That was a good joke. Arkansas. Keith is on. Hello, Hell, Hello,

(17:48):
what's happening? Uh just start doing a little happen this morning? Yeah,
we look at uh, well, hunting for deer today. How's
it going a little for a little Lindy not shinny?
Thanks kind of time Chilia out here today. I had
on the subway. Are you eating subway a subway sandwich
right now? Yes? In the woods. Yeah. What can I say?

(18:12):
I guess it's nothing else going on. You gotta you
have something to eat. So we had on the quarterback
from the Mountain Pine football team. Yes, he's a tenth grader.
Had him on. I asked him, I said, hey, you
got a big game to play Mount Id on Friday.
Said you go win this one for me, jem I'm
like the journey to Mount Are you going to the game? Yes?

(18:34):
And so after that is the playoffs? Right? Oh? No,
we have to play one more game because I'm gonna try.
I'm gonna try to come playoff game. That would be great. Hey,
ninety nine jersey has been discovered. That's my my old
football jersey. Your old football jersey has been discovered. But
thanks are holding it uh in ransom for you? Man?

(18:55):
Are you gonna retire it? Am? I gonna come hang
it from the rafters. I believe that you gonna have.
If you want the shirt, you're gonna have to come
to the Mountain Pine and be it rewarded to you.
That's the store. I'm here and wow, Hey Arkansas Keith.
Bobby asked the quarterback, dude, if he was a legend
around there, what do you what are your thoughts on that? Well,

(19:17):
he might be a legend. Maybe not a sports legion,
but a legend fair enough. Listen, I never over sports myself. Like.
I don't act like I was some super allstar. I
worked hard. I played way above my any sort of
athletic ability because I worked hard. He worked very hard, hustled.
It's like me, now, I'm not that good at this,

(19:37):
but hustle, but I work hard. I used to play
softball at Arkansas Keith I was like thirteen playing his
men's league team. You're always a good baseball player. I
saw you were a pretty good baseball player always, you know,
when you worked hard at that. Yeah, and just small.
I didn't football hurt. Yeah, I should do it, and
I played my whole life, said people trying to tackle,
let me just run. He was a printed player, rights, right,

(20:05):
But it's a small team Arkansas, Keith. I know he
had to play both defense and offense, because sometimes you
gotta do what you gotta do. I don't remember probably
playing much of defense, That's what I said. I only
get would play when it's like the Nickel package on defense.
It's because he looked like he was playing offense. What
amy he's trying to make jokes, has no idea what
she's talking about. If you're running with the ball, probably

(20:28):
you're on the team, right, that's right. Okay, thanks for
saving me, Keith. Anything else going on with you? Nothing? Man,
Just just stop chilling them. Taking care of business today.
How many days a week are you hunting? Now that
works over, well, I'm going to hunt this whole season,
which is nine days. I'll stop till Monday. I'll be
out every day till Monday and then take a little
break there and start back on bench seasons. All right,

(20:51):
well it's a Musli season right now. It is muzzleload.
That is it's terrible. You don't even want to shoot
because then you gotta do the whole thing again. Yeah, yeah,
I think you won't be in the woods. Well let's
say you know. All right, well, I'll talk to you soon.
And so Mountain Pine plays Mount I to have one
more game and then hopefully they make the playoffs and

(21:11):
we'll come out. If they do, it would be great.
Go go devils man. All right, we'll talk to you.
There is Arkansas Kith. Did you know I've talked to
the strum in my high school whenever they did a census.
I guess school census. This is true story. My whole school,
kindergarten through twelfth grade was on You've been there. It's
on a hill, all of its two buildings. Never seen

(21:34):
anything like it. When I gotta say, I come from
a small town like this small town I heard for
years I had come from small town. I'm like, yeah, yeah,
I know what a small town is. And then I
went there and I was like, okay, yeah, I guess
I didn't know what a small town was. But yes,
so it's two buildings and it's on this hill and
total population kindergarten through twelfth grade for the Mountain Pine

(21:56):
Red Devils with six sixty six. That's the print of Oh,
come on, that's what counted. Yeah, the census wouldn't lie though.
That's like, that's real deal. I'm not sure if it's
a census. But they did something, an account of all
the school districts that don't like something you would do
if you were in charge of the census. Put six
come on the market, the beast on the Red Devils.

(22:17):
They didn't make us take our wall down. On the
outside the field house, someone painted this big mean devil
and they were like, that's too satanic. You need to
put a nicer devil. Now there's a devil, but it's
I can't remember. It's like it's like a big head,
smiley faced devil, a smiley the double like the devil's
that have great teeth. The devil's got cavities and stuff.

(22:38):
You know, don't care devil stuff. What's wrong with being
a mean devil? Like you're angry, Like I'm aw, that's
that's life, man, anyway, So you guys are the nice
devils apparently, so we're good the good devils. The friendly
Devil's right. High school mascot's a spirit, so you're Simon
real the maroon the maroon to the Austin High and

(22:59):
the Austen Himer Rouns. And it was a big furry
maroom ball that's a terrible made fun of us a
big time. And you guys were the Trojans Anderson High
School Trojans. I mean that is a mascot, are you guys?
We were the Gwin Model Towners, because what does that mean?
Our town was a model town for the rest of America?

(23:22):
Model the model Towners. Yes, So what was your mascot though?
Like perfect buildings with great yards running around the models
some weird reason, it was a paw, but Paul like
a paul like a footprint and animal the model Towners.
Are you taking the kicks being the worst? Yeah? You

(23:42):
know your your room Bob beats the Model Towners up
in every alley, every situation. Yes, how do you feel
about cities finding you for walking with your cell phone
and looking down while you're crossing the street? Whoa I
would get find so much? But don't you think, Because again,

(24:06):
seat belts are there to protect us. And now I
know it's a new thing and it seems crazy, but
don't you think it's for the safety of everyone. Yeah,
it totally is, especially if you're crossing streets or Yeah,
and that's my point. It's not all the time. But
in Honolulu they have what they call a smartphone zombie law,

(24:28):
and so if you're walking across the street, they'll find
you thirty five bucks if you're not up looking up
because if they're walking into things, people pedestrians are getting hit.
I mean that would be a hard one at first
to take on, but there's god, these laws are gonna
have to happen. I mean the stories where people walk
on train tracks and they have their headphones and to

(24:48):
get by trains, those are crazy to meet. Do you
hear those? Not? So the question is does beer help
with the common cold? Okay, you just love beer, but
why would you think beer helps with the common cold?
I mean it just has the proper chemicals in there. Hops,
that's what I meant. Yeah, that's what he meant. So

(25:10):
Hops and even Barley they have some scientific It goes
into the whole hormones and chemicals. But if you have
a moderate amount of beer and you have a light cold,
researchers found that it can stop it from growing. Unfortunately,
a single beer doesn't contain enough, so you have to
have at least two. It looks like, but that's that deal.

(25:32):
Do you tell someone off the cooking is bad? No, Like,
if your husband cooks, does he have a cook amy? Okay,
when he cooks and it's not good, how do you feel? Oh?
I mean you just eat it? Yeah? Or I'm like,
well maybe we should add a little seasoning or add
something to it. I try to like suggest ways we
could just make it a little bit better. M hmm. Yeah,

(25:56):
you're gonna go right at it. No, I mean I'm
not rude about it. I mean, at least he tried.
Not everybody is gifted with, you know, cooking skills. Are
your neighbors the ones that had the decorations where it
was like chopped at bodies and stuff, Yes, Okay, do
they still have him out? Yeah, totally. And my friend
that is visiting me in town walked by the house
and she was like, oh my gosh, this is too much. Okay,

(26:18):
So even your friend who came over, I thought it
was too much. Yes, the body that's hanging out of
the trash can. Yes. So at Amy's house there's this
Halloween display and she says it looks a little too real.
I was reading the story. There are these First of all,
it's a family and they have a house and they
have a car crash scene and like blood splattered bodies
and it's like zombies and a car crash, and people

(26:40):
are calling nine and one because again it looks too real.
There's even a car, like they put a fake car,
and there's people coming to the glass. It's crazy. It's
a good looking saw. The pictures online the display is phenomenal.
Those are some people that love Halloween. No one complains
about too many Christmas lights. Well okay, because nobody who's

(27:01):
about that? If you put a dead stand out there,
they might anyway I want. I don't feel like it's
out of place. But man, they're getting more and more gruesome. Man,
So there's they will put that up a Bobby Bones
dot com if you want to see it. He's thirty
second skinny. Congratulations to Luke Combs. He just got his

(27:23):
second consecutive number one song with When It Rains. It pours.
You know, some artists they spend their whole life just
searching for that first number one. And then some artists
are Luke Combs, they moved down. Have two number ones
of media like, congratulations, Luke comb it's pretty awesome though, alright, cool,
it's awesome. So Sam Hunt's beard, it's like a thing.
It also has two number ones. Yes, his beard does

(27:44):
good one. Well, some people are like, is he gonna
keep it? Is he gonna shave it? What's the deal?
And it looks like it's gonna be around for a
while because his wife, she's a fan of it. In
her opinion matters most. So the beard is staying. I'd
like to say two things. One, I like Sam without
the beard, and I think he had a beautiful faith right.
And to Sam, can we put out another song? Come on?

(28:05):
What's the deal? I still love body like a back row.
But let's get a little something new at here, Let's
get a little taste, let's get a new song on
the radio. Alright, I'm done. That's my two sins. Okay,
I'm amy, that's your thirty seconds. So I was at
the Media Correspondence dinner last night in d C. And
pretty intimidating event. Edward tuxedo ish thing. It's a tuxedo

(28:27):
with a straight tie. Though I don't go bow tie.
But it was a black tie event and they asked
me to host the Media Correspondence Center, and so I
met Paul Ryan. I met Nancy Pelosi, who I know
I talked too. Yeah, Paul Ryan, speakers of the houses, Yeah,
on both side, one current one former. Paul Ryan actually

(28:49):
came up to me and was like, hey, dude, I
listened to the show like a few times a week.
No he does not. He didn't say every day, but
he said I listen to the show a few times
a week. What. Yeah, And he was like, it's really
great to meet you, because if he was lying, he
would say I listened to all the time. And so
he was really nice. So it was Nancy Pelosi. It
was weird because I was seeing people in that room
that I've only ever seen on TV. And so I

(29:12):
did that. I told some jokes, and you know, you
want here a couple of jokes because I got up
and I was presenting awards, and they also want me
to tell joke because I was presenting awards, and you
have to remember, this is like all Fox News, all CNN,
all Politico, like all these establishments are in there, and
then a bunch of senators. So it's not really the

(29:32):
crowd I'm used to playing too. Are you in here?
A couple of them? Did it? All right? All right?
So many people in Texas tonight tonight. It's like a
really rich version of that penguin movie Happy Feet, except
here all the penguins are arguing who she had the
biggest tax break. I thank you very much, Thank you
very much. They did that. That one got a good laugh.

(29:53):
I'm only going to read a couple of them, But um,
how about this one. President Trump says he will allow
the release of the JFK assassination files, which have been
classified for decades. Furthermore, Trump says he also plans to
call out Colonel Sanders messed up to delivery ve. So.

(30:17):
President Trump says he'll allow the release of the JFK
assassination files, which have been classified for decades. Furthermore, President
Trump says he also plans to call out Colonel Sanders
for the immediate release of KFC secret chicken recipe. Thank you,
thank you very much. I like that, So I had
to kind of play down the middle. That was favorite

(30:38):
was I did one to where I was like, I
wish old presidents tweeted and it was like, for example,
at George w Bush, I really love watching Game of Thrones.
I love these shows about real life history or something
like that. And there was another one I was like,
at George Washington, it was like, people say, my teeth
are wooden hashtag fake news fake news. Yeah, that's good.

(31:02):
Did you lead with that one? That was good? I didn't.
And then the third part of that twitter one was
from President Clinton and it was like, at Monica Lewinski,
you up the best. Well, that's why I did it third,
because that's why you lay it down. You go one

(31:23):
down like that. Yeah, I bet people you're probably that's
good and you might get invited back. Yeah. I thought
it was pretty good. Another one was, if you think
about it, my job is to entertain people and make
them laugh and help them try to forget, you know,
about everything you guys did at your job the day before.
So yeah, that's the kind of that was poking a
little bit of fun, but nothing too crazy. So yeah,

(31:46):
the whole thing was anyone get mad, like when you
were done, they cold like that was over lunch, So no,
I would love to say people came and thought and thought,
but it was actually a pretty warm it was. It
was good, Like it was a good I don't like
to say that, but it's a good. So like, when
you're at that thing, do the people like, do they
mingle or are they like on opposite side of the
room mingle and they completely mingle? Uh, everybody's talking with everybody.

(32:10):
It's just like, dude, it's like you turn on TV
and they're all fighting but it's all fake. Yeah, that's
how I feel. I said that too, one of the
first things I said because I was just talking from
it and I was like, it's weird to see because
Wolf Flitzer was sitting right in front of me. I
was like, it's weird to see all of you guys
not in little boxes screaming at each other. And so
that wasn't a joke that I was. They laughed at
that because it was real. But on my Instagram you

(32:32):
can see it pictured me on c SPAN last night
because I was on c SPAN. So yeah, I didn't
know you were going to be on c SPAN. I
would have tuned in. Neither to Die Amy, Neither everybody
transmitting America about fifteen minutes away from Kenny Chesney and studio,

(32:57):
so I hope you hang out for that. There's an
article about money questions you ask before you marry someone.
Amy and Lunchbox are both married. I am not, but
what the article says, when you find the one and
you decided to get married, you need to have that
money conversation because money is the top reason for divorce,
the top reason for fights. I'm just curious, Amy, tell

(33:19):
me about the discussions you and your husband had before
you got married about money. We're bad, examples bad, We're bad. Um.
I think we discussed debt, maybe, which neither of us
had me, so it wasn't a long talk. Then. I
never found out what he made before I married him.
But he was a captain in the Air Force, so

(33:41):
I could have just googled his salary, I mean, but
I never really did. It didn't matter to me. He
had a job, and we knew we wanted to type
like all the time, like we wanted to give back
and we wanted to make sure in type and we
still ty Church. That's wrong. I shouldn't have used that

(34:04):
time that kind of talked. There no we yes, we
still tied, but we do do this, you know this
ten percent, and we have certain things that we definitely
like to also give to. But um, that was something
we talked about in the beginning that we both agreed on.
And but you didn't know how much you had made.
No lunch box money. We didn't really talk about money.

(34:26):
I paid for some dinners when we'd go out. You
never talked about money, like how you were going to
pay bills. Like, No, she knew I had some money
because I bought a house. I mean, so she knew
I had okay. I guess she assumed that I had
okay credit like she. I don't even know her credit score. Still,
I have no idea what her credits like. I don't
know anything about that. And she doesn't know how much

(34:48):
you make. Still, No, she doesn't know how much I make.
I know I make more than her. And that's a
big deal to you, that's a big deal to me.
And I know that no creditors have come to the
house looking for so, I mean that's a good sign. Um,
her car is paid off. I know that, Um, and
your car, your car is paid off, right, all my
car is paid off, and so that's it. I mean,

(35:08):
we don't really discuss money. We don't really crazy, Okay,
I will say though for me and my husband now,
I mean we've married eleven years. We discuss money for sure,
But before we got married, we just but that's what
this is about. Yeah, I know. That's why I'm I'm clarified. Like,
I don't know how you have that when you before
you get married, Like what do you do sit down
at the table and be like, okay, so tell me
about your financial background. I will tell you what's going

(35:30):
to happen if I ever get married. Okay, tell us.
It's going to be how much money do you make?
How much money do you make a year? What's your debt?
What do you own? And you can know everything about
me and everything about you? Yeah, why didn't I Why
didn't I ask? I mean, I guess it didn't matter
to me how much you made. I mean my husband, Like,
my point is he had a job. You know, we know,

(35:53):
but it's like would have been weird for me to
be like how much do you make? No, you're crazy,
that's why you're both end No, I don't know what
you mean, right, Uh. I think I'm just kidding I
just Joey telling the joke. Get more jokes, like from
my routine through let's jokes. Okay, Zack, Morning Corny, How

(36:15):
long did chickens work? How long did chickens work around
the clock? That was the morning Corny? How are you good?

(36:36):
Let's go? I meant wolf Blitzer last night. I put
it on my Instagram. I thought that was pretty cool.
I don't know if you guys think wolf Blitzer is cool,
but I do. Yeah. Right when I saw the picture,
I was like, oh my goodness, Bobby's with wolf Blitzer.
Did you see the picture post on Instagram and me
on c SPAN standing at the podium. Yeah, And I said,
oh my goodness, Bobby's on c SPAN. I look like

(36:58):
an evil dictator. Yeah, are you doing? Like? I was
probably telling the joke, but it looks like i'm because
I used those monitors that the president's used, you know
how they're clear like that, like the things that the prompters.
I've never used those before. I felt like I was
a presidential baller man, and so I was up there
telling jokes for that picture someone took on TV when
I was on c SPAN, and I posted because I

(37:18):
laughed out loud. Just it just looks like I'm insane dictator.
So were you on c SPAN like all night? I
was the whole Awards show. I didn't know. I didn't either,
And when they told me, I did a bit in
the middle of my act and I was like, I
was like to take a second. Talk to everybody watching
on c SPAN right now, ladies. I know you've got
nothing else to do on Wednesday night except watched this

(37:40):
on c SPAN. I know you're probably over eighty, but
I'm on Instagram, and you know that's just it's funny. Yeah,
I got better laughs than you guys. Get I can
see where that's funny. Yeah, I was just talking to
the camera when I want, but I did. I went
to the Capitol yesterday and so I went into Speaker
Paul ryan in office and they got to go out

(38:02):
and look at supposedly the best view in d C.
And I was talking to his main assistant and she
was like, hey, listen, I gotta admit I'm a huge
fan of the show. And I was like, cool, can
we get Amy's kids to America? Alright? At it? Alright,
at it? And I got I got her card and
I said, hey, listen, if you give me your card

(38:23):
to contact you. I believe if someone offers you something
and you want it, you should take it. So I said,
I'm going to email you and I want to get
Amy's kids from Haiti to America because it's not for
some reason, it's not working. And she was like, lets,
I can't promise anything. Obviously, she goes, but send me
an email, and so I plan an email later today

(38:44):
making moves. Oh no, no. I was talking to somebody
from NBC News, one of the head newspeople, and I
was like, hey, we need to do a story. She's
a big fan of the show. She was like, you
got it, would do a story. I'm working it. I'll
start talking to people. Yeah, I'm working it over here. Okay,
that's cool. I'll take it. Let's work it from every
angle known to man, because I feel like it's not
my job. What's the latest with your kids? Give us

(39:07):
a today update? That's the same, I mean November same.
I mean November seven should be a good paperwork day
for us, and then hopefully after that maybe on the
fast track to getting them here before Christmas. I know
that you did a charity event and you saw Carrie
Underwood at the charity event. Yes, and you saw Mike
Fisher with her. It was a charity event for Haiti.

(39:29):
Did you confuse and think maybe it was me instead
of Mike Fisher because we get confused for each other
a lot, no, zero zero percent, And nobody else there
thought he was you. Nobody was like, oh, there's your
co host over there. No, no, no, he's really nice
to h Oh my goodness. He's so nice. I had
never met him before, and he was I mean, obviously

(39:50):
carry she was super kind, per usual, but I wasn't
you know, I don't mean pro athlete married Karen Wood
really looking. You might think they just might be like
sort of a weird vibe, like full of themselves, but
he was not. He was so nice. Yeah, I'm glad
he is. A lot of people come up to him
think it's me, So I'm glad here. So just in

(40:10):
case people do get confused, you will be known as
being a super down to earth cool dude Boom, which
I already am down to earth cold dudes. But he
just continues that legacy when people confuse us. That's right.
It comes around about once. Every let me see eight months,

(40:34):
I see you more. We see each other out more.
But it's rare that you come through here. Thanks for
having me coming through town, tan, I know, and that's
probably real, like I had to get a spray tan,
but yeah, it looks sort of like yours though it
looks real. Thank you. That means a lot coming from Kny.

(40:55):
He's an expert in hand. Yeah, He's like, you know,
what are you if you had to pick Jefarty categories
one of them tans? What else? Are you picking a
Jeopardy catay? Like you have to pick your own Jeopardy? What?
Are you a specialist in sports trivia something like that?
Like college football? Yeah? Or pro football, college football or
something like that? Are you standing out a the Butch

(41:16):
Jones debate? Well, I never was in it, but it's
an interesting time. I won't even go there with you.
Kenny's here for a couple of reasons. One because tomorrow
tickets go on sale and the and the album comes
out the same day. We've got a lot going on. Yeah,
so you're doing all the stadiums and eighteen stadiums and

(41:37):
two thousand eighteen, Oh my gosh, and your a little
announcement over that was so cute. Did you have to
you flew to all those stadiums and put helmets on
and no, Well that was over at the last couple
of years, so I thought, like, you picked a weekend
and oh no, I don't work that hard. So were

(42:01):
our Instagram video. So the last couple of years, say
we play the Philadelphia Eagles football Stadium. We get there
on a Friday morning. We play a Saturday night, So
I go to the top of the stadium every you know,
the night before and just kind of sit and emotionally
and mentally measure, you know, how far I've got to
go on stage to to reach these people the next night. So, uh,

(42:24):
it's part of my intro to the show. I'll put
the hell on on of the team that we're playing
in the stadium, and I do a big video intro
before we go on. So we just compiled all those
videos and all the stadiums that were playing in two
thousand and eighteen. We just put all that together. So
we didn't really we did go to all those places,
but we didn't go like in a couple of days.

(42:47):
Tell me the stories too. I heard a story because
you're one of the first acts to go and play
stadiums on such a right, I think you've played stadium shows.
That's so many stadiums. But we there a point where
you were wanting to go out in the crowd and
there was a delay, and you had to developed some
sort of system of seeing the lights flash that you
could stay on with the band. Yes, actually, like you

(43:10):
know that story um there was used to I would
come up on a swing, so but I would sing
the first verse under this under under the area where
the front of house mixed was. So I'm basically in
the middle of the stadium. But the delay was so
much that I couldn't hear the beat. I couldn't hear

(43:30):
the true beat. I could hear what everyone else was hearing.
So there was just a like a half second delay.
So I was I was really behind. So when I
was singing the first verse, I had to have something
to show me what the true one to three four was.
So I had a light underneath there that would that
would I wouldn't sing to the music. I was singing

(43:51):
to light. And then once I got up and once
I got halfway back to the stage, I could be
in real time. But it was it was a strong
the first three or four shows sounded really weird because
I was not with the band at all, you know,
But that's that's how that whole thing started. Like Bill
Knight is science guy here in stadiums. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

(44:11):
Learning that learning how to get our way around those
stadiums in the first couple of years was it was
a trial and error for sure. I have other friends
that will play stadiums, and I think one of them
told me that because they used that method that you
created to do the same thing. They're like, Kennyth want
to started this, Like this is how we all play stadiums,
and we have to watch something because Kenny figured out
how to sing from inside the middle of the stadium.

(44:32):
You sing to the light because you gotta have something
to tell you where time is. Because if you listen
to the band, if you're hearing what everybody else is here,
and like the drummers kicking the kick drum, he's already
kicked it by the time you hear it. Thinking about that, huh.
I never played a stadium neither. I never thought about it,
but it makes sense, all right. Kenny Chesney's here and

(44:53):
so live in No Shoes Nation. That's the name of
the record. Hunt it is okay. So I was looking
at it and what I find really interesting. First of all,
you have to go to a ton of audio archives. Huh.
This album is a reflection of literally about me a
decade of music, like I I The earliest recording on

(45:15):
this record is UH with Dave Matthews in Atlanta, Georgia
in two thousand and seven, and it's just we we
had to listen to so much music, you know that
there was all these hard drives and all of this music,
and I really wanted the fans to get something that
they don't hear every night on stage. And so there's

(45:36):
some there's there's some different songs on here that we
don't do on stage every night, like I'm Alive or
the Thing with Dave or you know. So there's just
a lot of there's a lot of different music on here.
Here's the Joker, Do You Joker? That's Atlanta, Georgia. It's
two thousand and seven. Every little thing listen to that,

(46:10):
that's really cool. Does it remind make you feel like
these emotions you haven't even thought about in a while. Man,
it just brings back so many memories, you know, because
you know when you hear those fans react to that,
and you and you That's what I That's what I
heard most and listening to all these hard drives and
putting together this live record over this period of time,
was how much people care and how much they've given

(46:31):
of their lives and and how much they love the music,
but more importantly, how much they love the experience of
it all. And I remember just hearing that. That was
the last night of our of our tour in two
thousand and seven in Atlanta, Georgia, and Dave had a
night off and he played I think the Basketball Arena
there the next night, and so he came out to
see our show. Do you have to text someone and

(46:52):
be like, hey, is it? Is it a weird ask
to go, hey, Dave, would you mind coming on stage
and plan? No? Well, but he his his role Ma Jery,
my real manager, and they had to not off and
they said they were they were just going to come
and hang. But when you come and hang at our show,
nine times out of ten, I want to put you
to work, you know, And so but he he was
he he was a little apprehensive to do it because

(47:12):
he didn't know how the crowd response would be he goes,
they're not gonna know who I want to see. You're crazy,
And then I introduced Dave Matthews and the people went nuts,
and so we did where You're Going, We did the
Joker as you you just played. But that's what's great
about live music is you never know what what day
you wake up. When you wake up on the road
one day after the other, what's gonna happen that night?

(47:35):
And that happened all in a twelve hour period. He
called that morning, said I want to come play. And
that's what I love about the spontaneity of live music
and who's going to show up at your show? And
I'm really glad that we were, that we thought to
record that night. And that's that's that's the that's kind
of a definition of this whole record, because it's just

(47:55):
just real spontaneous moments. Uh, that's that we create aided
and and that we got to live now that we
get to relive now, and it's just I'm so glad
we did it. Record comes out tomorrow, Tickets going sell tomorrow.
This is one I really like here. This is you
and Zach Brown Band. I know, can you remember this

(48:22):
in your head? Right? Now, like, can you actually visualize
that was the last night of the two thousand and
eleven tour, the Going Coastal Tour in Foxborough, Massachusetts, and
Zack before we did that song, Zack's band put a
huge cooler of water or gatorade or something over my head.

(48:45):
Just it's just as I thank you for having us
on the tour. I remember doing that song absolutely freezing,
and it was it was so cold, but it was
it was just a fun night. And I'll tell you, man,
those guys were a joy to work with and we
made a lot of fun music together. And it was
that that year was you know, when we first started out,

(49:08):
I didn't really know those guys that well. And the
time we were done, we didn't want to leave, you know.
It was just a real authentic summer of making music
on stage off stage. And I've got nothing but respect
for those guys. Kenny Chestn, he's here and you're gonna
be in town for a couple of days. So come
back tomorrow tomorrow. Tickets go on sale tomorrow, the records up,

(49:31):
and can you come back tomorrow too. So I don't
feel like this is a goodbye. I feel like this
is seeing it, so tell us to you again. See
it's yeah, alright, Kenny once tomorrow the Property Brothers shot
right next to Lunchboxes house. And so are these episodes
on TV now? Uh? The episode aired? Yeah, it's there,
it's done. It's come full circle. You can watch it

(49:51):
like if you set your DVR. The reruns come on
like every other day. It aired for the first time
earlier this week, and now it's gonna be airing this weekend.
Our you checked the schedule and I'm just like, that
could have been me. That could have been me, But
it couldn't have been because you didn't want to pay
the money because it costs like seventy dollars to get them. Yeah,
it was the minimum with seventy tho dollars. But my
wife and I talked about it. We looked online and

(50:13):
that means they picked the house next to us, so
they would have for sure picked our house. Can you
see your house on the TV show? Not I didn't
see my house, but they do shoot my neighbor's house.
Maybe they don't like my all the junk sitting on
my porch or something. I don't know. Yeah, you don't
have an h o A, do you? Know no h
o A. So you can let it be a mess
and they can't say anything. You know. Raymond, our producer,
has started to drive Uber and he told us on

(50:37):
yesterday's show, and yesterday he did his first ever Uber drive.
Did you guys know this who have not heard? So?
Ray what did you turn your phone on? Right? Right?
All I have to do is just go online and
then you just wait for somebody to pain you. So
you turn your as an app that's a little different
than ours. Yeah it's a different app, but it's still
called Uber. Okay, So and then you do what? Just

(50:59):
sit there while I was just waiting in my parking lots.
I'm downtown, so I was like, oh my gosh, my
first pining. So I was there probably for twenty minutes.
So then I take off. I'm like, okay, the guys
at the airport, here we go. You know, he's probably
gonna need to go to his house. Is gonna be awesome.
I'm gonna easily make thirty dollars all this driving. So
I go to the airport, I pick him up. He's like, hey,
can you take me to my house? Like thirty minutes
from the airport. I do all that driving. I mean,

(51:21):
if you factor in gas and everything too, I may
be made about five six dollars for an hour. Over
an hour, I mean that it was horrible. So you
just did one drive? Yeah, so I'm thinking now the
key is do shorter distances fast. It's not about going
to the airport then to their house and doing a

(51:42):
huge road trip. Do it quick and get it over
with and that's how you get your money. Did you
do any uber eyes after that? That was my only one.
That's all I had time for. I'm serious, wid traffic
and everything it was it could have even been an
hour and thirty minutes were slogan was you get them
there quick? Dude? Have you been on these roads around
rush hour? It's pretty bad. Mother's brains are programmed to

(52:04):
react to a child's crying. I mean, do you worry,
and I don't mean this in a weird or bad
way at all. Do you worry that since your motherly
instincts won't be all the way there? Yeah? Of course,
Like are you nervous because I'll be petrified? Yeah, I
already am when I'm with them, already, like when I'm
with them on the you know, when I'm with them
for like forty eight hours. I'm like, oh, like if

(52:28):
something Yeah, I questioned all the time, But I mean
I think of it like a like a person, like
a woman that just gave birth, or a mom and
a dad to have a brand new baby. They don't
know if it's their first baby. They've never done that before.
Mine baby, just my babies happen to be ten and seven.
What I think about with your kids, and it could
be right or wrong, but is that at least parents

(52:50):
get to grow with their babies, like parents are also
infant parents as babies are infants. Yeah, whereas you're adopting
to older children. And it's super commendable that you are.
But I mean it's a different it's gonna be a
different challenge. Yeah, I know. And they have um all
kinds of They have a life. Like my daughter, she
has a life even before the orphanage, Like she's got

(53:12):
two lives. She had a life till four and a
half years old like that, she lived her mom and
her other siblings, and then she got put in an orphanage.
So she has this whole Like, yeah, I worry about
am I going to be able to be there for
her in the right way. I think she's gonna be
processing a lot of emotions and yeah, it's a it's
it's very complex and I just want to be the

(53:34):
best mom I can be. But I think it's going
to take guidance from other people to help me. Well, yeah,
and you'll have it and you'll get it, and you'll
mess up a lot, but that's the awesomeness of it. Yeah,
I got I've got friends and mentors and books and counselors,
so we'll figure it out. Yes, I know all the
answers out parenting. I've read lots of articles. I know,

(53:55):
I know. I can't wait to come to you. A
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(54:18):
that's awesome. I hope you check that out. Another thing
is the Raging Idiots. Eddie and myself will be in
El Paso Friday night, Austin Saturday night. Tickets at Raging
Idiots dot com if you guys want to come out
to that. And then Luke Combs is coming up. He's
gonna perform it just a little bit. So Luke Combs
is coming in all right, Luke Combs is here. What up,
buddy man? How are you? Man? What a difference a

(54:39):
year makes? Absolutely? Absolutely, man, it's been insane great, Like
I just I mean in January he was like, let's
get Luke Combs in here. Yeahn't had a song on
the radio. Let's get Luke cause like I like this guy.
I gotta feeling you may do something. And then, holy cow,
you've exceeded everybody. And then and there were huge expectations
on you, Luke, and you still have exceeded them. I
remember one I went and one of the guys that

(55:02):
you work with was like, there's this Luke Hombs fella.
I know who you worked the time. It is a
year and a half ago. He was like, he has
this record, he's already made and paid for it, did
it himself. And you're like it's gonna change. I like,
stop it, shut up, Like I already heard everybody that's good.
And then here you come like a freight train freight abow.
You feel good? Man, I'm great dude. Um yeah, like

(55:23):
I said, things are you know, going super well. So
we're in here. When it rains, it poores another smash.
You know, thinking about you've always from the beginning is
like nothing seems to route on you. Like I don't
feel like you see the States it's too big for you.
It's not, man, it's not. And I don't mean that
like in a cocky way, but it's like I don't know.
I mean, like I was, this is definitely just what
I was meant to do. And you know when it

(55:44):
feels that way, um, when I play and stuff and
you know, when the crowd shows up, but it just
feels it feels right. Where are you going? A straight
a bit? Because some people like me, I like to
buy shoes and I probably you know, and I have
I'm a single guy and I got a good job.
I have my you stayed out of trouble. I like
to buy shoes, boots, boots or muse. I have tons
of boots. Man. I just went got some the other day,

(56:08):
um that I've got to wear for the awards, you know,
And I was like, oh, man, I guess I gotta
go buy a pair of boots. Now, you know, I'm
acted like it was like a big bummer. You know,
I like boots. Man, that's one thing that i've definitely
uh that I definitely do not um slack in in anyway.
What's your favorite pair of boots? Tell me about Tell
me about your favorite pair. I've got a couple of

(56:28):
pair of Man, i gotta a pair of elephant boots
that I like a lot to wear on stage, made
from an elephant. Yes, I didn't even know they made
elephant boots. Well, you don't know a lot about boots. Well, okay,
you go find something right now, legal strige. Oh yeah,
you can make. You can kill for boots. I don't
know if I don't know if it's like that, Okay,

(56:48):
I don't know. We're just asking questions. We don't know either.
I don't know. I knew definitely not. I mean, you
can walk into the Lucacy store down the road and
get there. I gotta pick Dodo bird boots, extinct extinct boots. Yeah,
but totally totally. I've got I don't know, I've got
Ostrich boots, I've got hippo boots. Yeah, I'm definitely building

(57:13):
my Peda fan base right there. You're good. You do
you always say, uh Luke Holmbs is here. You know
it's the first time you've coming in a T shirt. Yeah, dude,
well I usually wear the pf G. I just did
a double take. I was like, wait, that's not a Columbius. Well,

(57:34):
I haven't sold I've got this like I've got this
burning thing where it's like I just haven't sold out
Billy Bob's. It's the only show on the tour that's
not sold out. So I'm sporting my Billy Bob's T
shirt and try to tell everyone in Fort Worth to
get a ticket. I need some good nights at Billy Bob's.
It's fun, man, it's a great place. Yeah. I just
want to do the hands. I want to do the hands,
and I think you have to sell it out to

(57:54):
do the hands. I want to know a bore about
your crazy nights at Billy Bob's. Amy. Oh well, Texas
Country that's and they all played. I mean I grew
up in Texas, went to text Day and m we
would road trip up to Billy Bob's for Pat Green
or Jerry a Flalker or Robert o'camman, you name it.
Most sellouts at Billy Bob's ever Pat Green, Yeah, a lot,
like most of them, and he's been to all of

(58:16):
them all twenty seven. What was cooler being nominated for
a c m A or being told you were in
the Bolly Bones class seen the Bones. I'll tell you, dude,
I was. I was in line. I'll tell you exactly
where it was. It was like five thirty in the morning.
I was in Texas with Caffy, the guy who cried

(58:38):
last time we were on here. Yeah, so we were
in line to get in like board the plane at
like like super early in the morning. And that was
when it got in outcause that was the first one year.
I was January, yeah, this year, and I had been
doing a radio thing and I was like, man, this
is awesome, dude, don't stop. You look at this guy.

(58:58):
All right, Luke Holmbs is here. He has his guitar
with them. Will you play the single fourth? Do you know?
You know played the single force last time. We did
some covers, but I'd like to actually hear, like to
meet this song right here. So I only had that
guitar right there. I've had this thing for oh probably
coming up on two years now, So it's a new
old one. No, it's old. It's a sixty seven. Yeah,

(59:19):
that's what I'm saying, Like it's new to you to me? Yeah,
I boughted at Carter's vantage up the road. Yeah, Carters guitar.
It's actually made a Bengal tiger, yes the guitarist. Yes,
it's real, real tortoise shows. Actually all right, Lou, I
guess so. Because of licensing roles, we can't play anything

(59:39):
with music on this I Heart radio channel or podcast anymore.
But you can't go to Bobby Bones dot com to
see it. We hate that we had to take it down.
Wasn't our decision, but I just wanted to keep you
up and we wanted to keep up as much as possible.
So go to Bobby Bones dot com to watch her.
Here whatever you're missing right now, and thank you for
listening to the show. And sorry about all the legal stuff. Bob.

(01:00:01):
Here's what I want to say. First of all, I
got a peace favorite. Come. I don't want to mess
this up, so I know you're doing. The only show
that's not sold out is the Billy Bob Show. It'said,
don't tell me a Good Time Tour, which I don't
really need to promote because it's the only show is
the Billy Bob Show. But I will say this. We
get like, you know, five six million people that listen
to our podcast and our second or third biggest markets, Dallas,
that we're podcasted in. So I'm gonna read you out

(01:00:22):
to those people right now and I'll talk to them. Hey,
it's Bobby here, my buddy Luke, right, he's coming to
Billy Bob's and we'd like for you to go. So
I know you're listening. And what's the day and another day?
November four, November four, Saturday. I don't know what you're doing,
but you should go to this show. Trust me on
this one. All right? Cool? Consider it sold out. Consider

(01:00:43):
it sold out. Everybody here it is. Hey dude, congratulations
to see at the c m as. And uh the animals.
What animal are your new boots? Actually they are fish boots? Stop?
What kind of fish? Pre Roucuablie was the name. So
check them out, real thing. You're just trying to hit

(01:01:04):
the holes every animal animal. He goes to the zoo,
all right, check check Nashville zoos a little bit low him,
you know why because you keep making boots out of him.
That yes, it's me personally. It's very personal process. Absolutely,
Luke Holmb's good to see you, buddy. Thanks for singing

(01:01:24):
this morning. Of course that r remember the guy that
called and offered lunch Box a bunch of money to
go down to Georgia and hang out for a full
day stay in the house with them as a bachelor party.
I mean he offered Lunchbox a bunch of money. Lunch
Box had to call him breaking news to him. Why

(01:01:46):
what I'm doing, it's lunch Box. Well, look as flattered
as I am to be invited to the bachelor party
of the century in Savannah, Georgia, and you're gonna pay
a talent fee. But I am going to pass on
the bachelor party. If you're going to Las Vegas, I
would be there, not saying Savannah Georgia in fun. But
I don't want to break the hearts of the bachelor party.

(01:02:07):
I know it's gonna be sad and the bachelor party
is not gonna be the same. But a queen bed
I mean, I am the king of the castle. I
mean I need a California king. You understand what I'm saying.
And I want to apologize, but I am going to
pass on the bachelor party. Why I apologize? Alright? Alright,
sor right. Thought we'd offer, thought we'd offer. See you know,

(01:02:27):
see what you were hey man, and I I'm gonna
send you. I'm gonna send you a little gift card
and that way I can buy a round the shots
for the bachelor party. Sounds like I appreciate it, all right?
Why take it easy, my man? All right? Thanks, bye
bye a bunch of money. What made you not want
to go? I just didn't work with my schedule, just

(01:02:48):
couldn't fit it in. I feel like you are scared
you can't hang. I know. I think he's getting older
and he knows he can't go as hard full weekend
of bachelor. Here's the I want the truth. Yeah, but
what if it's a lame bachelor party. What if I
get there and it's a bunch of lame people that
are just like all right, and they expect me to
entertain them the whole time? Like I am not that

(01:03:11):
you know what I mean? I wanted to be part
of the bachelor party, but a little bit of me
thought they thought I was gonna come and do tricks
and stuff, and so they were paying you a talent fee.
Go be the talent to go do tricks and right,
but for forty eight hours, that's a long time. Especially
didn't have his own hotel room. I get to sleep
in this dame, right, that was weird. That was weird.
What have you went down there and they like you
were that? Huh, that's why they wanted to. I don't

(01:03:34):
want to spit out of water. I don't get it.
I did as if the water it's a wrong time. Well,
are you saying that you're still open people have request
If people have requests and they want me to come
to their events, you just rather be more like two
hours of eight a long time, A long time, but Vegas,
that could work. Pile of stories. So just in time

(01:03:59):
for Halloween, there's a Twitter hashtag I want to be
buried with and people are sharing what they would want
to be buried with. So I thought maybe we could
do that. Alright, So an item that you own that
you want to be buried within your casket. Okay, So
I hope Peter doesn't get mad at me for this,
but I would choose this fur co that I got

(01:04:19):
from my mom. I inherited it and I love it
and it's a fox and I want to be buried
wearing it, okay, because it's your mom's Yeah, and her
name is engraved on the inside, and it's just so
soft and yeah, I feel like it would be like
kind of going out in style and you also be warm.
That's so true, ye, lunchbox, what's your one thing you
want to be buried with? Guys, when you put the

(01:04:41):
king in this casket, you gotta give him the crown
that goes with it, my prom king crown from put
it on my head and say let the king sleep. Okay, Hey, King,
let me ask you a question. Yeah, at your funeral,
do you want the crown on your head? If there's
a viewing? Absolutely? Like that's your most proud moment is

(01:05:02):
being prompt King? Ever, Yeah, that's the most proud thing
I've ever done. And that's the one item that signifies
that huge moment. A lot of people try for that
and they don't get it. Yeah, Okay, I listen, respect,
I wasn't prompt king, so I don't know what it's like. Yeah,
I don't know what it's like to be on the top.
I would take I have a pair of headphones and
I got. I'm seventeen years old and I still use

(01:05:24):
them to this day, and I refuse until they die
to let them, and so I take them with me.
I think I may retire them after the Hall of Fame.
I've been thinking about it. Oh, because they need something
right to put on display. No, No, I just think
I'm not gonna move on. And that's a cool milestone,
like I'm being put in the Radio Hall of Fame
and I can actually have a reason to start over

(01:05:46):
if I probably take my headphones after twenty years. So
all right, the next story, Aim, Okay. According to a
recent study, the most hated word in the English language
is let me guess. I'm gonna say moist. Okay, that's
your guess. Yeah, because women hate that word. I don't
mind it so much. Moist is a uh psych pike, Bobby,

(01:06:09):
I will tell you that you're close. Moist is the
number two most hated word. Oh, the number one most
hated word. I don't even want to say what it
is because it's bad word. No, it's not bad. I'll
give you a hint. I'm kind of saying it when
I say it hated word? What is it hate? Yeah,
I guess we Yeah, it has such a negative feel

(01:06:30):
to it. I don't like the word hate. I try
not to say it. Yeah, that's a good one. I
don't hate that answer. What else? Okay? So, parents, while
you're putting together your kids Halloween costumes, is this definitely
something to consider? I was reading an article talking about
how maybe you shouldn't use the colors brown and orange

(01:06:51):
because those costume colors tend to blend in with fall
foliage and drivers had a hard time spotting trigger treaters.
You can make sure that their costumes have bold, bright
colors so that you know, drivers can see them. That's interesting,
So they will accidentally get camouflaged in with the road
or with what? Wow? That is I never thought about that?

(01:07:13):
What else? You go? I know me neither. So does
anybody in this room daydream during the show while we're
working besides me? No? But I read this story. They
said daydreamers are smarter than people that don't day dreaming
the stories for crowd. No, it's not okay. You picked
it because you're a daydreamer and you can't focus. Here's
here's the real story, the real stories. If you daydream
to the point where it's making your work suffer. You

(01:07:35):
need out all about that story. No, it just says
that people with efficient brains may have too much brain
capacity to stop their minds from wandering. Okay, when I'm
not working, our minds all over the place, I'm dreaming
of all kinds of jokes, movies, dance moves. But when
I'm focused, I'm on this story. Fake news, fake news,
fake You just picked it because it fits you. I

(01:07:56):
just found another story. People that are focused actually lived
to be a hundred and ten years old and are
great lovers. Right there, you go. Let's not is that
it really? Yeah? Myself fast, I didn't even notice. Okay,
I'm Amy. That's your pile. That was Amy's Kyle of stories. Bobby.

(01:08:22):
All right, Robert and Georgia, what's up, buddy, you're on
the air. Oh do you want to ask the show
a question? Let me play your gingle hold on show. Yeah,
ask a little show all right, Robert, go ahead. I
was worse. I was. I'm a new time listener. I've
been listening just under a month now. I really like
the show. Thank you very much, appreciate that. And I've

(01:08:43):
been around a lot of you know self made up
bands and whatnot. Like I mean, my father was in
a local band down and got off to Georgia for
years and all that. You know, A long story short.
I'm just curious, how did you come up with the
name the Raging Idiot. That's a great question. I'm glad
you asked. When I was starting to do comedy when
I was like eighteen years old, nobody cared about that.

(01:09:04):
It was me. So I created this fake band called
the Raging Idiots, and really it was just me. I
was like, welcome the Raging Idiots, and I would just
pick up a guitar and playing with himself, and it
was just to make me seem like a bigger deal.
And then it's turned into a whole thing. Now it's
a real band and we put out real songs and
have been somewhat successful oddly enough. But that's where it
came from. Yeah, the whole things down. But thank you

(01:09:25):
for the Thanks for the question. I appreciate that. Oh man,
I appreciate your answer to that's that's actually pretty cool. Dude.
What's the deal with you? Like your new listener? Like, wait,
what have you been listening to? UM usually listen to
a lot of like classic rock and you know, older
country and whatnot. And I'm always looking for, you know,
a new talk show to listen to. And like I said,
you know, I usually listen to uh ninety three point

(01:09:46):
nine Bob Film, you know, listening to their little talk
show they Guy. But things get bland, you know, And
I'm before since I started listening to y'all, y'all seem
to keep it interest well, thanks man. We try, and
you'll probably get irritated with us, but we us that
if you can fight through the irritation, Like there's always
somebody you agree with, but we just try to keep
it real, even if it's not always like real, it's

(01:10:09):
always Yeah, I don't know, I don't even know what
I'm saying right now, Robert, what I'm saying, We're like,
really keep it real, but it might not always be real.
Good there you go. That's it, Robert, that's it. Nobody
in the world's gonna agree on anything as long as
you keep you know, that's the only anybody can ask for.
We try to do that. Hey, Robert, I appreciate the call,
and thank you man, thanks for being a new listener. Thanks,
thank you all very much. A right, see you, buddy.

(01:10:29):
Thanks a little show. That's a little show by the way,
the Raging Idiots in El Paso Friday in Austin Saturday
night Raging Idiots dot Com. There you can get the
backstory behind it too there in the row. But yeah,

(01:10:52):
thanks for hanging out today. Thank you to Kenny Chesney.
Day one of two days to Kenny. So tomorrow Kenny
Chesney back in. Also thanks to combs are coming in
and singing. That guy's got a powerful voice. Tomorrow again Kenny,
I'll stop by again. Also Granger Smith. Also the Friday
morning dance parties. DJ Silver will be mixing them. So
we're trying to have a couple of things here, you know,

(01:11:12):
trying to be a little progressive, trying to see what's
up anyway. Other than that, I'm good, Amy good, Yeah,
doing good, Lunchbox, You're still doing good, always good. Alright.
I'm on Instagram, Mr Bobby Bones, or you can listen
to the whole show back. Just get on iHeart Radio
and search Bobby Bones Show on demand and hear lots
of stuff about Amy's kids, from Kenny Chesney, about my

(01:11:35):
deal in d C. Last night, the cool people, I
got to meet. It was pretty crazy. So that's it.
We'll see you guys on Friday. Bye, everybody,
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