Labor Day Special - Lunchbox Prank Calls

Today we’re playing back all of Lunchbox’s prank calls from this year. Some that aired on the show and a few that have never been heard before!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Hello, it's a Bobby Bones Show Lunchbox Prank Call special.
What I've everyone, It's lunchbox Happy Labor Day. You're wondering
how long that was gonna go on? But I got
great news for you. Listen my prank calls. I think

(00:24):
they're hilarious. We've been playing them. You want to hear
them back? Oh I missed that one. When did that air? Well?
Good news. This podcast is all about my prank calls,
all the ones that he made you laugh on air,
and even the ones that made me laugh but weren't
good enough to make the air. They're all gonna be
played right now. So sit back, relax, get ready to laugh.
It's Labor Day and it's Lunchbox with prank calls. And

(00:47):
here's the first one where Johnny Cash his family estate
was on sale. So I called to buy the Johnny
Cash house. What's really his parents' house? But yeah, I
called to buy the house because I'm a millionaire and
I want to buy it. Hello, Jason Gibble here, businessman
making business deals, trying to get that money, and I
was calling. I was trying to get some information on

(01:07):
one of the houses you have listed. How are you
doing today? Good. How are you? I'm doing wonderful, you
know what I mean. I was looking on the internet
and I found this house on is that how you
say it? Could you give me a little more information
on that house? Um? Well, it was Johnny Cash's family's property.
Wait wait, like Johnny Cash, the guy that played the guitar. Whoa,

(01:31):
that's pretty cool, the guy that played the guitar. So
that's what he's known for. My favorite part of this, though,
is Lunchbox. He starts at the call when he used
to go, Hi, how's it going? But I said, he's like,
I want to buy a house, and you get to
go and say hey, how's it going today. It's just
like a random order of just saying things to her. Um, okay,
so it's Johnny Cash's family house. You act like that

(01:52):
she told you about it? Yeah, she does, all right.
So did Johnny Cash ever have dinner over there? Yeah?
I mean his family lived there here on the house
to cross the street that burned down. Oh did he
write any of his hits in that house? Did he like,
you know, come up with the music? Because he was
sitting there going sitting on the couch, and I can
be like, oh my gosh, Johnny Cash wrote his song
right here. Yes, what songs did he write in that house?

(02:16):
I'm not really sure it was part of his American series.
Do you know any Johnny Cash songs? Yeah, the folsome
county bluesh not even the song yeah, well it's a
county jail, okay, because I can. And then I know
the one ring of Fire? Okay? Good? Yeah? If I
paid you like eight hundred cash, would you take it?

(02:38):
I'm starting to think that you're not really a serious. Fuyer, ma'am.
I am a businessman making business deals trying to get
that money. I am very serious. Do you have an
agent that you're working with that can show it's you? Oh,
I'm an agent. Yeah, I mean my agent, you know,
like gets me trying to get me in movies, trying
to get me on survivor things like that. Do I
need a Do I need a different type of agent?
You need a real estate agent? Oh? Well, aren't you

(03:01):
a real estate agent? You can help me out? Are
you approved for that amount of money? Oh? Yeah, I
mean I got straight cash. Really yeah. I mean I'm
a businessman. I make deals all the day. Like I mean,
I don't like the Nickel and dime. You know, I
don't have time for all that. So oh, but I
would need for you to email me your bank statements.
Oh you want access to my bank account before I

(03:21):
even see it. Hey, I've got to go. My favorite
thing is he just starts trolling out cliches. He doesn't
know what to be like. I don't nickel and dime.
I don't got time for that. I'm misses man trying
to make that money. It's like he's saying that so
I can think of something else does He's just slamming cliches.

(03:41):
You know, rachelsts keep feat on the ground. You know,
don't give a hoot, don't pollute, so dumb. All right,
But we didn't get a house. Huh No, we didn't
get a house. We didn't get to go see it.
I like how you just throwing there? You don't want
to Nickel and dimeon, you're talking about almost a million dollars.
You're listening to the Bobby Bone Show, lunchbox prank call special.

(04:06):
I called Dairy Queen because they have a new animal
cracker Blizzard. But I called them up acting like I
thought it was real animals, and I wanted to know
what animals were in the blizzard. Okay, here we go, Yes, sir,
how are you doing? I'm doing wonderful. I just got
a question. I looked online. I saw you have an
animal blizzard, and I want to know what animals were eating.

(04:32):
Oh no, what says? It's an animal blizzard? So I
gotta eat something. If I'm getting the animal blizzard, there's
got to be some kind of animal in there. Animal, cookie, animal?
So you you you you have frosted animals. So did
you frost like a polar bear, lion, tiger? What did
we frost? I think it's cream. I'm not for sure.

(04:58):
How hell the idea, sir? I mean, I'm just worried
because my neighbor's dog went missing, and I mean I
just want to make sure it's not in that blizzard visits.
All right, Well, thank you so much. Man, funny neighbor
dog line? All right? You call thee more. Yeah, I
call another one. How can I help you? Oh? Yes, ma'am.
I'm calling because I've read online that you now have

(05:20):
animal blizzards, and I'm trying to figure out exactly what
animals you're using in those blizzards. We have an animal
crack your cookie. Yeah, I mean I am very opposed
to like eating dog or cat, Like I love cow,
I love donkey, and so I want to make sure
that cows and donkeys are in there. And I don't
get any dogs or cats. M yeah, it's not me.

(05:42):
It's just so what animals did you chop up to
make the crackers? Um? Actually, I don't prepare them, so
I wouldn't know. Oh, but I can ask my manager
for you. Oh, yes, thank you make me feel more comfortable.
I got the manager coming on all right here she is,
hello is yes, ma'am. How are you doing? I'm calling

(06:05):
because I saw online that you have an animal blizzard
and I'm just trying to figure out exactly what animals
I would be eating when I get that blizzard. Yeah,
you're gonna have some deer in there, and then there's
gonna be a specialty of some pins. Okay, all right,
so that sounds kind of delicious. Now do you have
any like other animals, like, any delicacies like squirrel or

(06:26):
anything that I could request for extra? Of course, you
can request anything. You can request squirrel, you can request ferret, skunk.
Oh oh, whoa, whoa, whoa you lost me at Skunk Alligator?
What about Lions, Tigers anything like that? For sure, all
of that, We get it right out of the back. Okay, cool,
thank you so much. All Right, you have great rest

(06:48):
of your day. Soon. She's a manager. That's why she's
a Manager's awesome. That's funny. All right, Nice job, lunchbo
show special. Okay, here we go. Here's Lunchbox calling Black
Time moving Gary Levox from Rascal Flats. Is company using
Rascal Flats references? Black Time moving? Is it? Jason gibble Here,

(07:12):
I'm just trying to let you know I'm moving. I
need to hire you guys. We can definitely help you
out with that. Yeah, I'm moving on from this town,
maybe moving to I'm moving. I'm moving to Mayberry. Have
an nice cold cherry coat, you know where everything's black
and white and sir, uh have you filled something out
on our west side or are you just calling us
for the first time. I'm just calling you for the
first time. You know, I'm getting divorced because I'm all

(07:34):
about fast cars and freedom and my wife was not
having it. Got it, you know, And like I mean,
life's a highway, so you just gotta you know, keep
moving on. You know what I mean. Are you talking
about Gary Levox? No, No, I'm saying like I'm getting
divorced and so, you know, like life's a highway, you
just gotta keep going. Now you're making a Gary Levox
joke on there. Yeah, you know, And my wish is

(07:54):
for you guys to do the heavy lifting, because like
what hurts the most is when you drop it on
your toe. All right, this much I know is true
that God bless the broken road that led me straight
to you, Yes he did. You're just giving us a
bunch of Rascal Flats quotes. Oh no, who's Rascal Flats here? Quoting?

(08:17):
Quoting a lot of Rascal Flats references. I mean, I
just that's what I assumed. Oh no, that's just how
I've been talking my whole life. Oh can I help
you out with something? I mean, I just I don't
know this poor guy just trying to do his job.
That's funny. You were listening to the Bobby Bones show

(08:40):
this Lunchbox Prank Call special yesterday. They were beating Lunchbox
up pretty bad for calling the cops on the people
that are having the house party in the neighborhood. So
you decided to call the Internet. Yeah, I wanted to
get ahold of the Internet to see if they could
scrub all the Karen comments. Everybody calling me Karen, this Karen,
that you stupid. Hi didn't even thought think about him

(09:01):
being a Karen, and I was like, man, I'm not
a Karen. I want those comments gone. So I figure
I'll call the Internet and see if they can get
rid of Karen for me. So he called the Internet.
What's the Internet? Well, well, the only thing I could find.
I called AOL because I figure they have access to
the Internet and that they could take care of it
for me. Or I haven't heard this yet. He called
this Jason Gibble to scrub the negative comments. Here we go. Hi,

(09:25):
thanks for calling AOL. Hi. Thank if we're calling AO WOL,
this is we have your first in last name. Yeah,
it's Jason Gibble. How are you doing, man, I'm good.
Thank you for asking. Yeah, what I'm calling about is
I was trying to get ahold of the Internet and
I feel like you guys are kind of good friends
with the Internet, because some people have been calling me
Karen online and I was hoping you could take that off.

(09:46):
Oh what do you mean? That there was someone having
a graduation party in my neighborhood and I called the cops.
And now people are saying, I'm a Karen, and I
want you to take that off the internet. I don't
want them to call me Karen. Well, we do apologize
for that. We don't have an access to do that.
America Online is like you guys are like best friends
with the internet. Right actually, right now, what we can

(10:08):
provide is regarding with your AOL email account. Well, what
if you can't get rid of them calling me Karen? Right, Okay,
they're calling me Karen, and I'll just deal with that.
What about you know, Like I look online and it
says that my network, Like when you type in Jason
Gibble net worth, it says I'm worth three hundred thousand dollars.
I'm worth two billion dollars. Like I like, people think

(10:29):
I'm poor, but I'm super rich. May I know your
email account? Yeah, Jason Gibble sixty nine at aol dot com.
Can you please spout for me slowly? Jay? Yes? Oh,
how are you doing? Okay? Which, by the way, Jason

(10:52):
Gibble's not even a real person. There's no net worth
of Jason Gibble up is there. No, he's made that up.
All right, Okay, that's funny that you're now Karen Lunchbox
is the Karen of our show. Oh that hurts. I
don't want to be known as Karen. Don't do Karen things.
I won't be called a Karen, right, Amy, that's right.
Don't talk no Karen will be no Karen. All right,

(11:15):
it's a Bobby Bone show. I tried to get my
birthday party booked at a Chick fil A on a
Sunday because you know they're closed on Sunday. But I'm
a really rich businessman. So will they open it for
me if I pay him extra? All right, here we go. Hey,

(11:36):
it's Jason Gibble, businessman making business deals, trying to get
that money. How are you today? Good? How are you?
I'm doing wonderful. I was calling because I want to
have my birthday party at Chick fil a. The date
is Sunday, October twenty fifth or Unfortunately, I don't think
that's going to be able to happen just because we
are closed on Sundays. Oh, but you don't know. I'm

(11:57):
the businessman making business deals trying to get that money.
I am super rich and I am willing to pay
a fee to have you open it on the Sunday.
I'm sorry, sir, Unfortunately we're not going to be able
to open on the Sunday for your birthday party. I
do apologize about that. Oh do you give up? Oh no,
I didn't give up. I'm not going to give up. Yeah,
all right, here we go. I will give you twenty

(12:18):
five thousand dollars in cash. I'll bring it a duffel bag.
Because I'm rich and I've been wanting to do this
since i was a kid, and now that I'm a multimillionaire,
I can do things like this. I can offer you
twenty five thousand, you bring the key, you open it up,
and we have Chick fil A on a Sunday for
my birthday, October twenty fifth. Yeah. I do apologize about
about that, sir, but I'm still gonna have to say no. Okay, okay,

(12:39):
you drive a tough bargain. I'll give you fifty thousand dollars.
My money means nothing to me. All right, sir, I'm
gonna have to go. I hope you have not mam ma'am.
This is my dream for my birthday on October twenty fifth,
I'm so sorry, sorry, no wonderful day. No, ma'am, ma'am,
ma'am ma'am, ma'am. Oh, there's a gang. My favorite thing
about when Lunchbike tries to talk money with people, as

(13:01):
how he constantly has to tell them he's rich, Like
he just has to say it, I'm rich, I'm rich.
Where nobody the actually is rich ever has to say
they're rich. Well, yeah, because when you see someone that's rich,
you can see their nice car, their big house. But
she can't see that over the phone, so she has
to know that I'm not joking about me being rich.
Would you think, though, if you called and actually did

(13:21):
offer this kind of money, they would open up? Man?
I thought, man, And I don't even think she was
the man. I mean, I'm thinking a low level employee
would be like, you know what, I think I can
get the key for twenty five thousand dollars, Like I
think you could probably get it right person. Yeah, but
that one, she wasn't having it. She was loyal to
the brand. Hello, it's a Bobby Bones Show Lunchbox prank

(13:43):
call special. Here's one of the ones that didn't make
the cut. It's called Company slogans where I called and said, hey,
I bought a red Bull but it didn't give me wings.
Oh yeah, man, what's up Jason Gibble? Business man making
business deals to get that money. And I was in
there earlier and I bought a red Bull right and

(14:04):
it said if you drink red Bull, it'll give you wings. Well,
I drank the red Bull and I didn't get wings.
So do I get a refund because I didn't get what?
You should probably call red bull for that. No. I
bought it from your store though, and I'm sitting in
traffic and I was like, man, I would love to fly.
So I drank the red Bull. No wings. Okay, Um,

(14:26):
you should call a red Bull for this. This is
um you. I know you bought it from here, but
you should still call a red Bull for that because
that's their propaganda, not us. Yeah, but you know you've heard.
Have you ever tried to get wings from drinking a
red Bull? Nope? Well, I mean, don't try it because
it's not gonna work. Yeah, yeah, I don't think so.
Was I supposed to get the wings at the store? Yeah? No, Um,

(14:47):
You're not gonna get wings here at the store. It
says it will give you wings, so you don't sell
the wings. And I drank it and I didn't get
the wings, So how do I get the wings? All right? Um,
for give me a moment and let me see you.
Somebody gonna help you out. Okay, yes, sir, I'm sorry.
And you said you want to refund. Yeah, I would
like get a refund because I didn't get wings. I

(15:09):
can't try transferring you over to the big boss. You
could tell them this. Um, I don't know if you
want to tell them this, but you can. I'm just
confused on where I'm supposed to get the wings at
what point, like when I check out the grocery store,
when I drink it. Unfortunately, I think it's just a
marketing thing that they do. I don't think you actually

(15:31):
get the wing. Yeah, I mean, I like, I've drank
and half do I need to drink the other half?
I don't know. I couldn't tell you if you would
get get the wings, if you drank all of it
or not. Okay, man, all right, but just I'm just
telling you don't go get a red bull right now
if you want wings, if you want to fly home
and beat traffic. It's not gonna work. Thanks for the advice.

(15:51):
I appreciate all right, bye, thank you. You're listening to
the Bobby Bones show lunchbox call special. I called fireworks
stands fourth of July coming up. I figured buy some fireworks,
and I named all the fireworks after remembers on the show,
so you would ask them for, like, you know, Bobby's

(16:12):
Whistling Bobby rockets and things like that, Eddie's Silent but Deadly's.
Here we go fireworks. Listen. I know fourth jot coming up,
and I'm trying to get some fireworks, and I was
wondering if you carry any whistling Bobby rockets. Yeah, we
got them there. Fifteen bucks for a growth, seventeen bucks
for tried whistle rockets. What about Eddie's Silent but Deadly's

(16:35):
one second? What is it, sir, Silent but deadly? Eddie's
Silent but deadlies. I don't know what it is, sir. Okay,
well you're talking about a certain brand item. I don't
know what it is. I'm not familiar with it. Okay,
what about Morgan number two's whiskers. I'm hanging up now, sir, No,
no, no no, sir, I don't have that stuff. We have rockets, skyrockets, missiles, artillery,

(16:56):
Roman candles were fully stucked. You're asking about another couple
branded items. I don't know what a whisker does. Okay,
what about lunchbox purple nurples? All right? He ready calls
there's a different guy or oh yeah, different fireworks? Then
I came up with different names. Those weren't good enough.
All right, we can I help you with? Oh yeah,

(17:17):
I was just called to see if you got any
Bobby's bone crushers? Can I help you with? Man? No,
I'm trying to get the Bobby bone crush or firework.
You know, it's like the biggest and baddest one of
them all. What else can I help you with? I
don't have that one, sir. And we opened on tune
twenty four. Oh do you have Amy's clumsy caterpillars? You
know what I mean? They just kind of wander around,
and you know, he's like, oh, is this ever gonna go?

(17:39):
It goes on and on and on. You're like, can
the end? Why did I like this? Firework? Super busy
in the calls blocked anything I can help you with? Sir?
Do you have LB's loudmouth fountain. No, I don't want.
I mean, he's just like the loudest boom when you
light it, boom, it's like the loudest one of the bunch.
I don't have that one here. The Amy's clumsy Cat.

(18:00):
It's pretty funny. It just keeps going and going and
you start to go, didn't even light this? Hilarious? Okay,
this says you call him back. No, no, he's still going. Okay.
What about Eddie's balding eagles, like it is so awesome
to take your hair ride off? Okay, what about Ray's
wedding whistles? Don't oh my gosh, Like it takes you know,

(18:26):
very long to light, and you're like, oh, it's gonna
be something awesome, and it gets drug out like like
you know, like you've been waiting for this wedding forever
and this firework you wanted to pop and it just
takes forever to get here. Man, you need to look
into that Bobby bone Crusher though, Bobby bones Crusher, it's

(18:46):
like it's like the one that you know, you think, oh,
all these other fireworks are cool, and you have a
great idea by lighting fireworks, and then you like the
bone Crusher it's like the king Dingling. It's just away
from my buck to roast everybody. I gotta go back.
Eddie's balding eagles hilarious. Takes your hair out, take your hair,

(19:08):
ride off, raise wedding whistles. It takes very long, delight
you know, it gets way drug out. That's funny. All right,
nice job Lunchbog show. Here is lunchbog. You called a
hotel and said what I wanted to confess that I
stayed there and I took soap and shampoo without paying

(19:29):
for it. How are you doing today, ma'am? I had
a question for you. Yeah, happen to help. I stayed
there last week and I have a confession to make
and I feel really really bad. But I took extra
soap and shaw and shampoo that I didn't pay for it,
like I didn't use it. It's okay, I mean I

(19:53):
need to like I went and did confessional and everything,
and I feel like I need to pay you guys
for it, and I just need to know how much
I need to send. No, that's all the complimentary darlin.
It's okay, it's suffically fine. No, it's been all all week.
I there's been beating myself up like I was like, no, darling,
don't have to beat yourself up with that. It's okay.
So you know, it's okay. I mean, if you just

(20:15):
give me here, if you just give me your venmo,
I can I can venmo you. I mean, I don't
want you know, you're fine. No, you don't do all that.
And you're not going to ban me from the hotel
for taking a show. Oh god, no, no, no, no no, no, no, no, no,
no no no, We're not gonna ban you just for that. Yeah,
one of the towels ended up in my bag. It's okay.
It happens all the time. The reason why we buy more,

(20:35):
and we always more, it's always extra. You're okay, okay, okay,
I'm not gonna get arrested or anything. No, you're not
gonna do all that. It's okay. Worry okay, I'm sorry.
I just it's been about I've been thinking about it
all week, and it's okay. Your mind can be a deefe. No, okay, relax,
everything's gonna be fine. This is the kind of hotel worry.

(20:58):
Oh she's so nice. Yeah, I'm shocked she didn't like
ever waiver or hang up. Hey, you were listening to
the show this lunchbox prank call Special. So I called
massage places. I guess you call them massage parlors. And

(21:20):
I wanted to book my mom a massage. But the
real thing is I really wanted to book a room
so I could give my mom a massage. It's weird,
all right, here we go, I guess, ma'am. I was
trying to get my mom a massage. Come in around
five pm. That's when we're both off work. You guys

(21:40):
been here before. No, we haven't like how long? Like what?
How long is the massage? Sixty minutes? Oh, sixty minutes?
I don't. I mean we could. We would only need
the table in the room for like maybe forty five
because my hands, I don't know if I can do
an hour massage anymore. Uh say, so you both are
looking to get massage? No, no, no, I want to

(22:00):
give my mom a massage that in building. No no not.
I'll pay for it, but we cannot allow that. It's
completely against policy. But my mom's been working hard and
I just want to get in there, and you know, like, sorry,
but she likes it when I do it. I've been
doing it since I was a kid, and like I
just it's easier. Oh, because are they called I don't

(22:23):
think they're called parlors anymore, are they? I have no idea.
Aren't those the bad ones? You know? I don't know who?
All right, here's lunchbox one to rub his mom down?
All right, here's another place. Can I help you today? Yes,
I was trying to get my mom a massage. I
can get hurt in with miss at six o'clock for
a one hour. Well, I I don't know, I'm not missing.
I was planning on giving my mom the massage. Oh,

(22:47):
oh no, we don't do that. No, no, no, you no,
Ry Ryan, right, yeah, you don't have to do it.
I'll do it like I mean, I'm gonna get I'll
just need your oils because my mom likes it when
she's nice and oiled up, and then I really get
into the muscles. No, sir, we don't allow people without
a license to massage in our clinic, so that won't happen.
I have a license. I've been driving for a year. Okay. Laugh.

(23:14):
My mom, you know, like she's been working out and
I'm trying to get her loose and like her muscles
you know, stretched out. So I've been doing it since
I was like ten in my hands have gotten a
little you know, arthritis over the year. So that's why
I need to borrow your oils in your room because
it's a little more spread out. That's not going to happen, sir,
Sorry about that. Okay, I mean, let's just say you're

(23:36):
working the front desk and I have an envelope and
I got two hundred bucks in it. Oh, absolutely not. Okay, okay,
five d have a good deal. No, no, sir, sir, sir,
all right, Lunchboxes is calling different massage places. Sad even
get in to rub his mom himself. There's one more.

(23:56):
How can I help you? Oh yeah, I'm just trying
to get in there and get give my mom a massage.
See does she want a male or female therapist? Oh
I'm a male. No no, no no, your mom, No, my
mom's a female. I know your mom female. Do you
want a male or female therapist? Oh no, I'm the
male that's going to be doing the massage. You know
what I mean? My mom likes it when I rub her.

(24:17):
I just need a nice clean space. And you guys
have the perfect oils that you know she likes it
when she's really oiled up, and it makes it easier
to get in there on the gluts and things. No,
we can't do that here. No, no, no, Like you
don't want to hear my mom moan like she really
moans when I get in there's like there you go,

(24:39):
he did it again. You know you're listening to the
Bobby Bone Show Lunchbox Prank Call Special. The thing that
this Jason Gibble character has in common with most of
the calls is that he's always trying to make money.
That's right. He's a business man making business deils, trying
to get that money. Jason Gilblet's lunchbox the side character
he's made. Who do you call this time? I call

(25:00):
a memorabilia shop and I say, I have celebrity memorabilia
I'm trying to sell because of the hard times with
the economy and everything. Is it real memorabilia? No, it's
just stuff I've made up. Oh you're making this stuff out? Yeah.
I'm making the stuff to see what I would get
for it if he was really interested. Okay, okay, okay,
good afternoon. How may I help you? Hey, it's Jason Gibble,

(25:20):
business man making business deals trying to get that money.
How are you good? Oh good man. Look, I'm gonna
tell you what. The pandemic is hit and I am
ready to sell some of my memorabilia. All right. Yeah.
So I was at a Carrie Underwood concert, okay, and
I was sitting pretty much front row, and she was
chewing a piece of gum and she spit it. I
jumped over the retaining wall and I got her used

(25:42):
piece of gum. We're a sports memorabilia store. I don't
really think we would take something like that in Whoa, Whoa.
She's married to an athlete, so it's basically like that
gum was in her husband's mouth because they make out,
so it probably has some DNA from him. Got you. Well,

(26:05):
I don't think that's something we're looking for at the moment.
All right, you're over for one, O for one? Now,
are you calling somebody else here saying? No? The same guy?
I was like, okay, I'll pivot. I got something else
for you. You know who Garth Brooks is? Yeah? Okay,
Well he went to you know how he used to
go to spring training with the Padres. Yeah, well I
was there and he hit one and boom. He hit
the ball and it was just a foul ball, but

(26:26):
the bats splintered and guess what, I got the splintered piece. Okay,
so I mean, how much is that worth? I don't
know that. I don't have it in front of me,
and it's not authenticated. Oh no, no, it's I mean
I got I got the ticket stuff from the game
that I was at, Like you can tell, like it's
a brown bat and it's a brown piece of bat

(26:47):
that I got. I'm I'm thinking like maybe twenty five thousand.
I can't buy the Bobby Bones show lunch Bob Spring
call special here as lunchbox calling a party store. What
you do there? I was saying that my five year
old son's having a birthday party, and I see that

(27:08):
they have silly string, but that seems very immature, and
I want my kid to have a mature birthday party,
so I want serious string. Okay, here you go. No,
I'm having a birthday party for my five year old
son and I'm trying to I know you guys carry
silly string, but we're trying to have a mature birthday party.
So I was hoping if you guys have any serious

(27:29):
string what do you mean? Well, you know, silly string
kind of is like an immature party. And I want
my five year old to have a classy birthday party,
not a silly this is joke. So I'm looking for
some serious string. Yeah that's the Yeah, that's the whole point.
I want serious string. Oh no, we don't. Are you?

(27:50):
Are you being silly right now? Are you being serious? Yeah?
You're listening to the body Bone show. This lunchbox prank
call spec. I called a bakery at a grocery store
because my kid had a birthday a couple of weeks ago,
and I was like, what kind of things will they
allow you to write on a birthday cake? Will they
put anything? And if I just go on and on
and on, will they squeeze it on the birthday cake? Right? So,

(28:12):
here's a lunchbox calling has his alter ego Jason Gibble,
asking for a birthday cake for it hit your wife? Yeah,
my hot wife. There we go, fairy Bakery. How I
help you? Oh, yes, ma'am. I was trying to get
a cake for my smoking hot wife. I'm a businessman
making busines deal, so I'm kind of running late to
the birthday party. So I was hoping you could write it,
and then I swing in and grab it. What I

(28:34):
don't give me an idea? What you want? Okay, you
got a pin? I do? Okay, Got hips like honey,
so thick and so sweet. It ain't no curves like
hers on them, downtown streets, Body like a back road driving.
I've heard it a song, but I can't write this
all on a cake. You need a whole lot, bigger cake.

(28:56):
I don't have that bigger cake. No, No, that's this
is one I wrote. This is these are words from
my heart. Okay, did you get did you write that
down for me? Got hips like honey? I got that far? Okay,
it ain't no curves like hers on them? Downtown streets,
Body like a back road, driving with my eyes closed,
love Jason, I wrote, got hips like honey, so thick

(29:20):
and so sweet. Ain't no curse like hers on them?
Back downtown streets, draggling with my eyes closed, love Jason,
Oh no, no, no, you forgot body like a back
road before driving with my eyes closed, drab, body like
a back room and driving with my eyes closed. Okay,
I wrote it. I mean I'll try to see what
I could put on there. But I don't want you
to be disappointed, so well, I appreciate it. Take so

(29:47):
take it so sweet. Ain't no cur like Downtown Streets
by Love. Jason, you're listening to the Bobby Bones Show
Lunchbox Prank Call Special. Hello, it's a Bobby Bones Show

(30:11):
Lunchbox Prank Call Special. Here's another one that didn't make
the cut. Speaking of not making the cut, Edward Scissor Hands.
Do you remember that movie with the guy that would
chop up the bushes? He had scissors his hands. That's
kind of self explanatory if you don't know what it is.
The house where they filmed it was first sale, so
I called and tried to buy it with a bunch

(30:31):
of scissor puns. He is speaking, Jason Gibbile. Here, business
man making business deals, trying to make that money, and
I'm calling to chop it up about circle. Okay, Um,
I don't know if you're aware, but there is already
depending under contract. Oh man, that's already on. What if?
What if? I you know, you slice that paper up

(30:52):
and you you say we don't want that offer, and
you take my offer. It's too late for that. I
appre because I was looking at them. I was looking
at the tree out front on the picture that on
the website, and man, it looks really good. But it
does look like Edward missed a few spots when he
was trimming it up. Yeah. Yeah, he seems to have

(31:12):
lapsed a little bit in his old age. I'm sharpened
in my pin right now, sharpen it, and I'm ready
to cut you a check. I'm ready if you could
have Edward signed one blade, I mean, I'll pay you
twenty thousand over their offer. Well, I mean, of course
we don't actually have any personal relations with him, But
are there any markings on the wall, like where Edward

(31:33):
got Madden stabbed the wall, because then I'll pay twenty
five thousand over their offer. No, I'd say they fixed
it all if there were, Because my wife and I
we found it online. We're like, that is the perfect
house to sculpt a family too, very well put too.
But okay, one point five million. Edward comes to signing,
cuts my hair and then he tutors me how to

(31:55):
trim the bushes. Now you're listening to the Bobby Bones
Show Lunchbox Prank Call Special I called let's just say
one of the main casinos in Las Vegas, saying, Hey,
we're coming from Ray's bachelor party. Can you hook us
up with some free rooms? Like as Lunchbox the influencer

(32:18):
I know as Jason gibble businessman making business deals, trying
to get that money. Okay, I need to hear these clips.
Here's clip one. Good afternoon, Thank you for choosing. How
can I assist you? Hey, it's Jason Gibblet, business man
making business deals, trying to get that money. How are you?
I'm thank you? How are you say? Oh? I am
wonderful Sis and Raymundo's bachelor party. We are coming in hot.

(32:42):
We are ready to polly. I am trying to get
the party started. Are you ready? Yes, I'm on my
way to being ready. We're coming at the end of
June and we need six free rooms. Oh six three rooms?
Were you looking for something with maybe a suite? Oh?

(33:03):
Whatever you want to give me for free, I'll take
your baby. I wish I could offer you that, sir.
I don't understand your leverage though, I'm trying to get
the free rooms. Well, it's season Raymundo. Everybody's supposed to
know who Sison and Raymundo is. I mean he's this
radio guy. And yeah, okay, so far if I'm not

(33:27):
giving any free rooms, if I'm hurd let me hear
the next club. So let's see starting off on that
Thursday night at one sixty nine and white, White, did
you say sixty nine? One hundred and sixty nine sixty nine?
You said it again? So for that particular room, stir

(33:47):
for three nights, you'll be looking at a rate of
one thousand, one hundred and three dollars and nineteen. Hold on,
hold on, let's talk this over. So you can't give
me free rooms, how about a room with a crafts
table in it? Yea, let's gamble, says in Raymond's Bachelor Party. Absolutely,

(34:10):
but the only place we have the craps tables are
downstairs in the casino. Still, I don't know why they
would give you a free anything, EXA if you're yelling
at them because it's the most high bachelor party of
all time? Do they not hear? The excitement sounds like
a UFC fight, like it's about to happen. Though, let
me try one more Clipper's lunchbox trying to convince her
to give them free rooms for raised bachelor party. Can

(34:33):
you put a bottle. Service girl in our room. Give
a those bottle. Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
doo doo doo doo doo. We can have ird bring
up in room, Danny, bring up a bottle for you.
If that's what you required. She comes up in whole uniform.
Then she's like surprised it your bachelor party? Is that
how it goes down? Not necessarily. You can't get me

(34:58):
a craps table. You can't get me a anson girl.
No free rooms, Jason Gibble, businessman making business deals, trying
to get that money. I'm gonna try to call somewhere else,
and you know, businessman gotta get free rooms. You know
what I'm saying. All right, bachelor party, you're missing out.
We'll send you an evite. Look, check your email. Maybe
you'll get invited to the party. Awesome, check that out.

(35:24):
So my assumption is you got nothing for free. I
got nothing nothing. There was no respect on the other
end of the line. Hello, it's a Bobby Bones show
lunchbox prank call special. Everyone knows I believe I'm famous.
They tell me I'm not famous. But Ray's bachelor party
was going down in Vegas, and I wanted free rooms

(35:46):
because I'm a celebrity, so I called trying to get
free rooms using my social media clout, like, oh I
got this many followers, and you want a celebrity stand there,
give me some free rooms. Let's see if I got
free rooms and help you. Yes, ma'am, how are you
doing today? I'm funnier, So I'm doing wonderful. This is
lunchbox and I'm coming for a bachelor party into June,

(36:08):
so I'm trying to get some rooms. I have room availability.
Looks like I just have standard deluxe rooms to be
able to I can quote you the rates on that.
Oh yeah, yeah. How much were we talking free? Ninety nine?
How many people in the room? How many adults to
each room? Oh, we're looking we're looking for six rooms,
and you know we got two adults per room, but

(36:29):
you never know what happens in Vegas. How an you
gonna end up in the room. So the overall total,
you're looking at four hundred and thirty dollars and fifty
cents per room. Okay, so you multiply that by that.
I'm a social media influencer, so we're looking at free No, sorry,
on Twitter, Alane, I got two hundred thousand followers. Like

(36:50):
I mean, Mark Turner, athletic director of Holtonville Schools, follows
me mister pectacular. Maddie Lynn from Florabama shore and the
challenge she follows me. I mean, does that not give
me a discount? No? But discounts only applies to gaming activity.
So now if you have a gaming card, I can
check that. But that's how our compt and our discounts

(37:10):
are issues. Really No, Like I would post a picture
on Twitter and be like, hey, here you go, it's free,
and people will be like wow, Like I mean Johnny Bananas.
You know who Johnny Bananas is? No, I do not.
Oh well he follows me on Twitter. Okay, so so far,
no good. I think where you're missing is you got
to go Instagram and two you had to ask for

(37:33):
a manager. Are there Twitter influencers? I guess you an
Instagram coming up? Yeah, that's okay, there you go. What
about Tito's Vodka? You know what that is? I've heard
of that. Yeah, that's an alcohol And they follow me
because I know how to party. I mean, I have
three hundred thousand followers on Instagram. I haven't even mentioned
that yet. I mean, this is a huge opportunity. I apologizer.

(37:54):
I cannot do that unless you are a player here.
That's the only way we could do the com Oh
I am a player. I'm a player. I crush a lot.
So did you guys want to go and reserve that
with us right now? Sir? So you're not gonna hook
me up for being a social media influencer, you know,
we don't do that, sir. That's that's the thing. All
of our comps and discounts are issue based off gaming activity.

(38:17):
We don't do that based office floors. It's a your followers. Oh,
we're going to be listen, mam, ma'am. I promise you,
we are going to be crushing the penny slot like
we are gonna put like hundreds of pennies into your system. Okay,
So we'll there anything else that I can try to
help to do it today, sir. No, that'll do it.
Thank you, ma'am, thank you, goodbye. By the end of it,
he wasn't having it. You're listening to the Bobby Bone Show.

(38:41):
This lunchbox prank call special. So I called zoos across
the country because frankly, a lot of zoos are closed
right now, but the ones that were open, I would
call them and I'd be like, oh, I'm enjoying the
zoo today, but I'm over here by this animal and
oh my gosh, one of the animals got out. And
then they're like, whoa, what do you mean? And then
I tell him what animal got out. It's always an

(39:02):
animal that isn't really at the zoo. Here you go,
he's cluting number one. Hey, how's it going. I'm walking
around the zoo and I'm out of here by the alpackers,
and I gotta say, I love your zoo. But I
just saw I think an animal got out of their
cage and animals got out of their case. Yes, ma'am.
I saw a squirrel run by and I was like,
oh no, I gotta call the front dose. Yeah squirrel, Like,

(39:25):
I don't know if someone let it out or open
the cage, but I don't know if you want to
come get it or what do I do? Girls aren't capting,
Oh yeah, they're okay, what if the alpaca gets it? Okay?
All right, well thank you, okay, bye, she's nice. Okay.
Here he is calling a different zoo, yes, ma'am, I

(39:49):
I just walked by the reptile exhibit, you know. Now,
I'm getting something to eat, and I think one of
the reptiles got out. What is it? Well, I don't
know how long it's be in here because it's made
its own web and everything. So like, I got my
family away from there as fast as I could, and
I called you immediately because I couldn't find anybody in
the park. So I don't know if you want to

(40:10):
shut it down where we need to go. But yeah,
there is a spider that definitely is out of the
reptile exhibit. We do. There is actually a lot of
spiders throughout the park that sometimes come out. But I'll definitely,
as somebody knows, should I try to grab it? No,
I wouldn't recommend it. Okay, all right, thank you so much. Problem.
That's poor girl. He also said it in the first

(40:33):
probably called the reptile had escape, not a reptile. Here's
one more lunchbox calling zoos, saying animals escape that should
never be in cages. To begin with, Oh, I'm having
a great day at the zoo today. It is beautiful
and we're over here by the elephants and whoa one
of the animals has gotten out of their cage. It's

(40:55):
a beautiful butterfly, like it's really pretty. But I don't
who let it out or what? But oh the elephant
almost stepped on. Oh my gosh, Oh my gosh. I
don't know, Like you can you send someone? What do
I need to do? Yeah, I'm sending someone. Actually, I'm
coming out there right now. Okay, all right, thank you?

(41:15):
Got on It was y mezzo there, all right, there
you go. Nice shot of lunchbox. That's funny Bones show
Lunchbox special Lunchbox. Did you call dairy Queen? We were
talking about brain freezes the other day, so I thought
I'll call dairy Queen like I ate a blizzard too

(41:36):
fast and see if they know the remedy for a
brain freeze. Help. Oh man, how are you doing? I
just came through the drive through and I got an
oreo blizzard right and I ate it? And now I
have a headache, Like how do I make it stop?
By time? Like a hill? The biting my tongue didn't work?

(42:04):
What do I do? I don't know on that one.
Now I gotta I got a hole in my tongue.
Now what do I do? I bit my tongue like
you said. Oh man, this is bad. Oh, this is
a pain man, and you know all right? So he
now he's handing him over the manager's great. Thank you. Hi.

(42:26):
I just bought an oreole blizzard and my head really hurts.
How do I make it stop? Like that guy told
me to bite my tongue and I bit my tongue
and it didn't work. Now my tongue's just bleeding. I
don't know what to tell you then, Oh what would you?
Oh that's what I should do. Yeah, it's not funny, guys,

(42:50):
it's not funny. It's not funny. I hear you laugh.
It is not funny. I am sorry. I don't know
what else to tell you, sir, but I have to
get that all right, So no help there. Here's a
second one lunchbox calling you a dairy queen, saying he
has a brain freeze. Here we go ry queen him

(43:10):
and help you today. Oh yes, I just came through
there and I got a Snicker's blizzard and I got
a headache now, and I don't know how to make
it stop. Yeah, what are you allergic to peanuts or something? No? No, no, no, no,
I love peanuts. Like I eat peanut butter and peanuts
all the time. I eat Snickers, But I got a
Snicker's blizzard in my head. Man, that hurts. Oh sorry,

(43:34):
did you eat it too fast? Like? Like, what do
I do? What do I do? Help me? This is
all my problem. I don't know a brain freeze. I
don't know what massaging your temples? I don't massage my temples.
Oh okay, okay, not working and working? What's next? Everything

(43:54):
sounds almost a rotic, almost arotic? No, is there anything
else I can help you with? Yeah? Yeah, my brain,
my brain, like it, my head hurts, like you're saying
a brain breeze, you know what I mean? Like, but
my brain, my brain seems it's gonna be working because
I'm talking and thinking, but it hurts. It hurts. Yeah,
it's hurt for a little bit. Oh man, Yeah how

(44:17):
much longer though? Like like are we talking days? Oh?
Well no? Oh, Like I was like, they'll know what
to do. I bought it from them. They'll know I
have solved my problem. Oh I think I'm gonna cry.
I'm sorry. Hey, m is there anything else I need
to help you with? Because I gotta I gotta get

(44:38):
back to words. You're listening to the Bobby Bones Show.
Lunchbox Prank Call Special. These might be the funniest lunchbox
prank calls I've heard. He decided to prank stores and
use the company's slogan. First off, it's five hour Energy,
and so here is lunchbox pranking talking about the energy.

(44:59):
How found that you? Oh? How's it going? Oh? My gosh? Okay?
So I came in there and it was about five
and a half hours ago. I bought a five hour
energy drink and five and a half hours and I
still got a lot of energy. Like whoa Like I'm talking?
It said five hours and we are going on five
and a half and I don't know how to make

(45:19):
it stop. Who is there anything I can help you
with today? Yeah? I bought a five hour energy drink
at your store and at five and a half hours,
I am still going crazy and I wanted to stop.
How do I make it stop? Okay? So he waits
thirty minutes and then he calls back, how can I

(45:40):
direct your call? Oh, yes, it's been six hours. I
bought a five hour energy drink and at six hours
and this is a place, it says anything that I
can't help you with. I'm going to ask that you
don't call again. Okay, you have a bless day. Wait, ma'am, ma'am, ma'am.
So he is never able to get any help with
his extra energy. Okay, that's the first one. That's funny. Huh. Yes, okay,
I think this is the best selection I've ever heard.

(46:02):
Here he is calling a store about Eminem's and their
slogan is melts in your mouth, not in your hand.
Right here we go. Oh, yes, ma'am, I got a
problem here. See I bought these Eminem's right and they
say they melt in your mouth, not in your hand. Well,
the problem is I held him in my hand and
they melted. Oh give me wood, sick, they're moving. I

(46:26):
bought some Eminem's, man, and I got a problem because
it says they melt in your mouth, not in your hands. Well,
I held him in my hand and they melted. So
do I get a refund or how does that work?
I get that problem too because I got really hot hand. Yeah,
my hands are all sweaty in their chocolate. So I
just want to know if I get my money back. Yeah, probably,
If you go to the front desk. Okay, can you

(46:46):
connect me to the front desk to come in. Oh,
I can't talk to someone because I don't want to
come in there with a chocolate mess if I'm not
gonna get my money back. No, yeah, if you ask
those though, they'll give you. All right, thank you so much? Problem?
Can you? Iagine him going and throw me like luk, lady,
I ain't a refund. You promise you're listening to the

(47:07):
Lunchbox prank call special. So Lunchbox called a store talking
about Pringles and their slogan is once you pop, you
can't stop. Right, he's having a problem stopping the popping here.
I bought some Pringles. I bought Pringles and you said
once you pop, you can't stop, and you're not lying.

(47:27):
I can't stop, like like I'm eating like Canister either Canister,
and I don't know how to make it stop, all right,
I'm not too sure how I can help you with
that one. Well, I bought him at your store, and
I thought it was just a joke, Like I thought, oh, okay, yeah,
I'll pop and I'll stop. But I can't stop. I mean,

(47:47):
I keep you. I just opened another one. What do
I do? Oh? Boy, oh boy. Another one. I just
opened a note that was a barbecue flavor. All right,
how do I stop? I'm not too sure. Maybe tried
giving them a call? You can stop that? Do you
do you have their number? I mean, do you have
you ever tried to? Have you ever popped? And were
you able to stop? Yeah? Oh now now I'm going

(48:09):
Pepperoni pizza flavor? Oh all right, buddy, man, man, I
need help. I've only got two canisters left. I'm not
sure I can help you. Well, yeah, you can give
me some springles. Alrighty are you see you bring me pringles? Yeah?
I need pringles. The sound effects and those what's happening there?

(48:35):
You guys just playing some sound effects in the I
just found Pringle sound effects and I put it and
I just kept playing it over and over. I thought
Ray was maybe next to the microphone going home eating?
Then one more, here's a lunchbox. His goal was to
try to get the guy to break and not say
you're welcome and said of my pleasure. Right, yeah, that's it,
that's it. I just kept asking question after question and

(48:56):
trying to get him saying thank you, you're welcome, yeah, yeah, yeah,
And chick fil a. They always have to say my pleasure.
They don't say you're welcome. Okay, here's lunchbox trying to
break the guy. Well, it's a great man. I serve you. Hey,
Jason gibble here, business man making business deals, trying to
get that money. Thank you for asking. Yeah, my pleasure.
So can you tell me what comes in a number

(49:16):
one combo? Number one combo comes with a choice of size,
which usually includes fries of fruit cup or a Greek parfait,
and a choice of your drink. Oh, thank you so much,
my pleasure. Now my question is I love lemonade. Do
you have sugar free lemonade? Yes, we do, it's our
diet lemonade. Oh man, thank you so much. Yeah, my pleasure.

(49:37):
Now what kind of oil? Because I heard you use
peanut oil to do your chicken nuggets? Is that true? Yes, sir,
so we use refined tin of oil and then for
our fries we just use regular canola oil. Oh man,
thank you so much. Yeah my pleasure. Is there any
other questions that you have? Um? Yeah, My question is like,
do you ever say thank you? Or do you have

(49:57):
to say my pleasure? U? It's our company policy to
say my pleasure. I got you. So even when you're
at your house, do you take your parents my pleasure? Oh?
My pleasure stuck in my head. That's like the only
way I can respond. All right, cool, thank you so
much man, Yeah, all right, my pleasure. I tried to
get them one of the way out. Just see. See

(50:18):
that's funny, nice work there. Hello, it's a Bobby Bones
Show lunchbox prank call special, a lunchbox prank call that
didn't make the cut. Here we are. It's the Oakland
A's baseball team. They're not allowing fans in the stadium
because of Corona COVID. You know. So I called as
a millionaire, Jason Gibble, and I tried to buy seats,

(50:39):
and I tried to bribe the girl. Did she take
the bribe? Did I get into the game? Find out? Now? Yeah,
I was just trying. I was calling to buy some
tickets to the August twenty first game against the Angels. Oh,
we're not having any fans in the ballpark this year, unfortunately,
if we're not telling any tickets. Oh no, no, no,
I get it, like there's no tickets, you know, on sale.

(51:00):
But I'm Jason Gibble, businessman, making business deals, and I'm
really rich, so I'm willing to pay, you know, more
than face value. I mean, I'll buy a whole section,
like you need me to pay for a whole section
of seats, you know what I mean, no problem. I'm
worth like multimillions, I understand, but like I'm not even
allowed the seedion. There's no one allowed the sedion. Look okay, look,
I'll sit in one section and I'll pay for another

(51:21):
section for my wife and my girlfriend can sit in
the outfield bleachers. That way, we're not even close to
each other. Okay, five million, and I'll buy you a BMW.
I mean I would love that, But I mean, look,
I'll like listening here. I'm a business man making business deals,
trying to get that money. You know, I don't. I
don't have time nickel and dimes. I'll let you bring

(51:42):
your family and friends and you can take my yacht
out for a week. I wish I could, but I can't.
It's not my call. Oh my gosh, how much? What
if I buy you a house? Like I said, not
my call? Unfortunately, I mean you can google me, Jason Gibble.
I'm worth billions in life. That's how I became a businessman.
I made tough decisions. When money's on the line, you
gotta make that call and be like, you know what,

(52:03):
I'm ready to strike it rich and that's what I did.
Are you ready to do that? No, it's a Bobby
Bones Show special. Hello, it's a Bobby Bones Show lunchbox
prank call special. We were going into Vegas for Ray's

(52:24):
bachelor party and I wanted Ray to have the best
bachelor party ever, so I tried to call and get
a free limo just from the airport to the hotel.
Thank you for calling, concier. Hey, I'm Jason Givele, businessman
making business deals, trying to get that money. How are
you doing today? How are you? Oh? You know, I
am great. We are coming in hot for the bachelor

(52:46):
party of the century. Sison Raymundo is finally getting married.
Can you just pick us up in your nice limo
from the airport for free and have some white claws
on ice because that's what Sison Raymundo loves to drink.
So this is all I mean, This is how you
make Ray. Who knows bachelor parties start with a bang.
I wish I could help you out, sir. Unfortunately, there
is no complimentary transportation. What, yes, is it because of COVID?

(53:14):
I don't know, because you're not a big baller. That's
collar I got. We both thought the opposite. I don't
know that he would have got it. But okay, here
is same woman, Yeah, same woman. I understand that I'm
not one of those whales that you know loses three hundred,
four hundred thousand dollars in one night. You wouldn't pick

(53:35):
them up in a limo. But I got five hundred
thousand social media followers. That's pretty much as good as
five hundred thousand dollars into your casino, No, sir, I mean,
can you like pick us up at the airport in
a helicopter, drop us off on the top of the casino. Yes,
certainly I can do that. Absolutely. Oh that's pretty cool.

(53:57):
Is that free? Oh? Other thise she was messing with you.
They can pick you up an helicopter, drop you off here. Okay,
here we go on more. Okay, So you can't give
us the limo, you know what I mean? Can we
have some white claws in the room to say welcome
to Vegas on ice and once you get checked into
the room, the Delldusk. Could could send up the amenity

(54:17):
if you wanted to order something of that nature, but
it will be on the house. Yeah, I'm sorry, there's
nothing complimentary at this time. Can we keep the notepads
and pins in the room for his part? I believe
those are still complimentary. What about the soap and shampoo? Yes, sir, ye, okay,
now we're talking. Oh maybe the rope? Can we have
the robe? Well, if you want to put it on

(54:39):
your credit card, they won't know the difference from us. Well, whoa, whoa? Why?
I got to be responsible all that, you know what
I mean. I talk big. I'm a businessman making business deal.
Was trying to get that money, you know what I mean,
and they expect big things from me. I can't let
them down. Oh did you want to call us back? Yeah?
Oh yeah, yeah yeah, I can't do that right now.
This is a lot of pressure. Thank you for Colleen.
All right, so you got nothing. I got the soap,

(55:00):
shampoo and notepads. Right, you're listening to the Bobby Bones
show lunchbox prank call special. I called Subway the restaurant
in New York, and I acted like I was trying
to catch a train, and I needed to know what
time it was leaving the subway. So you're actually calling
a subway sandwich shop looking for the actual subway. Yeah, okay,

(55:20):
all right, here we go. Oh yeah, yeah, man, Yo,
I'm trying to get on that Jay train to the Queens.
You know what I'm saying? What times the latest Jay train?
Think they've heard this bit before? Also, what's that accent?
That's about New York? You know what I mean? What's
let's say, New York, New York, New York. How are you?
How are you doing? That's all I can do, is Joey?

(55:43):
All right? Yeah? Yeah, I man, uh yeah, yo, I'm
trying to get I'm a work you know, and I'm
working late, and I'm trying to find out what's the
latest one train to the Bronx. Let's try one more.
Here we go. I don't tell me, have you? Yeah,
I'm trying to get on that one train to the Bronx.

(56:03):
You know what I'm saying tonight? What times the latest
train leave? So I decided this is astronauts n subbat
then oh wait wait, wait, no, no, no, it's a
subway that you know what I'm trying to go to
the Bronx. Go Yanks. You know what I'm saying. I
got a business meeting. Yeah, sorry about that. I don't
know because this subbot Astronaut is Saturday. So you you
you don't look up the subway. You don't have the
map right there? You tell me how to get there.

(56:25):
I don't have snybody that I don't know. Oh man,
you know like because I'm new here, I'm not you
were used to these subways and I'm just trying to
figure out my way around. Is the one train a
good train? Is that a good one to take to
the Bronx. Yes, He's like, you're an idiot. I'm kind

(56:45):
of like you're an idiot. You were listening to the
Bobby Bone Show, this Lunchbox prank call special. All right, lunchbox,
what'd you do? Yesterday was Father's Day? So what I
did is I called him up and I was like, hey,
I got a crappy Father's Day gift. All I wanted
was something from bass pro shops and my kids didn't
get it for me. Can you give me something for free?

(57:05):
I haven't heard this yet. All right, here we go.
Oh yeah, how you doing, man? I'm good at how
are you doing man? I'm not doing too good man.
I'm I celebrated Father's Day to day, and I mean
I was expecting something really cool present and I got
some my kids painted paint on their hand. They stuck
it on a piece of paper and said Happy Father's Day.
Like it's just like I asked them. I wanted a boat,

(57:27):
is what I really wanted from Father's Day. I mean, like, Harry,
so like, can you give me a boat to cheer
me up? Like? I can't give you one, but I
can help supply the inventory for you to purchase one
to cheer you up. I mean, I know bass Bro's
got some nice boats, you know what I mean, I'll
trade you that. I'll trade you this stupid hand painting
for a boat. Yeah, handpaigns to nice bubba. Yeah. All right,

(57:52):
here we go. We're looking for I mean, maybe you
give me an ATV or something oh mable to just
give me an a TV, not for some handpaigns. I mean, dude,
this is like the worst Father's Day ever. Like I
was like, maybe you can give me some you know,
I don't know what what can you give me for
this hand pain What can what can you give me
to cheer me up, Sir, I can't. What about a
tracker boat? Just give me one of those. I can't

(58:12):
give it to you, but I can show you what
we got. Well, the whole point is to give me
something for Father's Day. That's the whole point of Father's Day.
My daughter is probably giving me a macaroni painting or something. Yeah.
See that's what I'm saying, Like, why are kids so terrible?
I won't be able to just give you nothing, sir. Well, geez,
you just made my father's day even worse. Sorry to
hear about it. Yeah, okay, Well, good luck with your macaroni. Man, Yeah,

(58:35):
you take care of this guy's getting heckled and he's
still the nicest guy. So nice. All right, lunchboxes calling
bestbrush shops. Here we go. Hey, how's going? Man? Man,
I'm having a bad day. I mean, got my Father's

(58:56):
Day gift. You know, I'm thinking, Oh, my kids will
get me something cool, and they give me stupid macaroni
glued to a piece of paper. Like, how would that
make if you if you get macaroni glued to a
piece of paper? Yeah? I know how you would. What
you're feeling like? I feel awful, Like I'm like, oh,
you'll get me something from bass Pro, you know what
I mean. Like I've been telling them Johnny Moore is
rodding real? Did they get that for me? No? So

(59:19):
I was hoping maybe you could hook me up to
cheer me up. Well, you're throwing a boat too, so
I can do some fishing. I can't do that, but
you'll just give me the rodding real though, Right, No,
I can't do that either. You gotta come in and
get it. Well yeah, yeah, I'll come in and get it.
But then, I mean, but it's free ninety nine. Right, No,
it's poor guys. It's trying to work. It's trying to
work his day. Let's get that Johnny More's riding. Will

(59:40):
plug in there, bat Pro? Okay, what if I come
in and work for four hours to get away from
the kids, Like that's what I really wanted, was really
to get away from the kids. So what if I
came and spent four hours and was like your shadow
and just did the task around? Bass Pro can't help
you out there either, Well no, no, I can dust
like you know, like the catfish. I can you know,
clean the tank, you know, like those like stuffed animals

(01:00:01):
on the wall. They look a little dusty. I'll get
up there and dust them and that'll like earn me
the Roden reel. No sand. So what if I work
six hours and I don't even take a break. Nope,
there's only one way. Oh, you'll buy it for me
for Father's Day? No can? I Can I use the
macaroni at least for fishing? You think that will catch

(01:00:22):
me some fish? I don't think so. Do you have
any good news for me? No? Thanks for nothing? Oh
so nice in turn for free for six hours clean
the fish day? All right, big shout out to bass Pro.
They had no idea, but they are a big sponsor.
Here on the show. You're listening to the Bobby Bone Show.

(01:00:43):
Lunchbox prank call special lunchbox? Did you call? I called
a wing place to see if I could order just
one wing. Most people order like fifty sixty, ten twenty,
and I said, I just want one. All right, here
we go. Yeah, I just want a place in order
for pickup order. Jason Gibble Gibble g I d D. Yeah.

(01:01:07):
What can I give for you today? Yeah? I just
wanted to get a one wing six times fifteen twenty
or thirteen. Uh no, just one. I wish, I wish
we could just give you one wing. Well, no, I'll
pay for it. You don't have to give it to
me like I got money. I will give you the
cash money, but you give me the one wing. Okay.

(01:01:28):
Let me you know, let me see you that's even possible. Okay,
So now you're on hold. Yeah, and she's going to
check to see if she can get me one wing. Okay.
So yeah, Unfortunately, we can't sell you by count, you know,
just one. It would have to be six. How much
is it for six? For six? It's nine twenty nine.

(01:01:49):
I got you. You drive a tough bargain, but you
know what I mean. I have a yacht, I got
a lambo, I got a vet, you know what I mean.
Come on, let's be real. I'll give you two hundred
for one. That sounds that sounds real good, you know.
Let me let me see what I can do give
me one like I mean, you just get right way.
You just give me your license weight and I'll just
stick it like the I'll just stick it on your windshields.

(01:02:10):
Oh man, that's what's the catch. What's the catch. No,
there's no catch. I just want that one wing and
it'll catch my hunger pains and it'll make them go away. Okay,
all right, let me let me put you on a
brief hold. Okay. It's like he's trying to buy a
car and they got to go back and forth to
the manager. It's one wing, That's what it feels like. Yeah,
how's it going? Oh man, it's going great. Just trying

(01:02:32):
to get that one wing. That's it. Are you Are
you able to come up here? I'll definitely serve you
in the restaurant. No, no, I'll come pick up that
one wing. Yeah, yeah, I'll come pick it up. I mean,
And if you're saying no to two hundred, I mean
how much you're saying, you're saying five hundred, five hundred
gives me one wing? All right? Yeah, So what I'm

(01:02:55):
talking about, deal deal, deal deal. All right, that's what
I'm talking about. Man, it's a Bobby Bones Show special.
You're listening to the Bobby Bones Show Lunchbox prank Call Special.
I called a grocery store and I acted like I

(01:03:17):
was shopping, and all of a sudden, nature called and
I ran into the bathroom and I used the bathroom,
but I looked over and there was no toilet paper,
And so I'm stuck in the bathroom stall with nothing
to you know, right, wiping up with yes. So are
you seeing who will say yes and bring you something
and who? I'm just seeing how they will react. I'm
seeing if I need to go out and get my

(01:03:37):
own toilet paper, things like that. All right, here is
number one, you go shore number one? Hello, Hello, how
are you? I'm doing great? How are you well? I
got a little problem here. So I was shopping and
then I was like, oh, nature's calling. So I came
into the bathroom and I'm how do I say it politely?
I'm dropping the in the toilet and I look over

(01:04:00):
and there's no toilet paper left in the bathroom right now? Yeah,
So I'm like, I'm like, WHOA like? I I didn't
know if I was supposed to use my hand or
if I should I come out there to you? Thank you?
I don't know. You know, you're a girl. I'm a guy.
That could be kind of awkward. You're a girl. I'm
a guy. Wait, so is it the last you heard

(01:04:24):
of her? Yeah? Is this other? Call her a different one?
Different one? I called different place? So wait, what happened
with her? Well, I called her banks. She goes, so
you're not in the bathroom. Oh, she went and looked
for you. Yeah, that's funny. All here's the last's calling
a deaf frank grocery store. Oh yes, ma'am, how are
you doing. I'm doing some grocery shopping right now. And

(01:04:45):
you know, I got some rum ones in my tummy,
and I came into the bathroom and whoo, I went.
But the problem is I reached over and there's no
toilet paper. I could use my shirt, but then I
won't have a shirt on when I come out. Let
me um or. I mean, if you could just check
and make sure no one's on the toilet paper, I
could leave my pants down and I can waddle out

(01:05:06):
for the toilet paper. I grab some uh somebody in
the bathroom. Oh that's I mean, it's a little awkward.
I don't need anybody to white for me. I didn't
know you're you're in the stall. Yeah, yeah, I'm in Yeah,
and they might they might want to wear masks. It stinks,
if you know what I meant. All right, Oh man,

(01:05:28):
this is so I'm so embarrassed. It's okay, it's okay.
One second, the waddle. I'm gonna make clear the lines.
I can waddle out there. Hello, it's a Bobby Bone
Show lunchbox prank call special. This is a lunchbox prank
call that didn't make it. I called a donut shop

(01:05:48):
and everybody knows they have a hole in the middle
of the donut, but I I did, like, Oh my gosh,
I didn't get my full donut. There's a hole in it.
There's something wrong. Hi, how are you doing. I'm good?
How are you? I'm good. I gotta came in there
and I bought some donuts earlier, and then I opened
them and then there was a hole right in the
middle of every single donut, like someone had bit them.
Oh really, Yeah, you charged me full price and I

(01:06:10):
didn't get a full donut, gotcha. I mean, if it
has a hole in the middle, then if that's what
makes it a donut, can I come and then you
fill the middle in or or should I just eat them?
And well, m I mean that's just harder our donuts are.
One thing is having a bite out of them. One

(01:06:31):
thing is that's just the shape of our donuts. I
didn't realize you sold things with holes in them. It's like,
you know what I mean, Like when you buy a tire,
they don't just take out the middle of the tire. Hello,
how are you doing today? Pretty good? Okay? Well I
came in there earlier and I got some donuts and
I sat down at my desk and I was so excited.

(01:06:53):
I was gonna, you know, chow down. And I opened
them up, and every single one of them had a
hole right in the middle where you had eaten the
midd all out. You said, every single one of your
donuts had a whole running middle. Yes, like someone had
eaten the middle of each one of my donuts. Yeah.
Maybe maybe a ghost ate one of them. Huh. How

(01:07:13):
did it so? You guys have ghosts there that eat
my Because I paid for the whole donut and when
I went to eat them, there was holes right in
the middle. Yeah, donuts come with holes in the middle,
you know, like a button. Oh. I didn't realize that.
I thought, you know, when I paid for a donut,
i'd get the whole donut. Yeah, you got the whole donut. No, No,

(01:07:33):
because it has a hole in it. Why are you
laughing at me? You're listening to the Bobby Bone Show.
This Lunchbox prank call special. This is Lunchbox Calling. Who
did you call? I called the Florida Marlins. Just said
the entire team here. He called the organization. Okay, so

(01:07:54):
he called and said that he and his buddy are
there to help you see if they can be on
the team. Now they're do they need player? Okay, here
you go. Thank you for calling the Miami Marlins. Good afternoon, Mandres. Yes, ma'am,
I'm just calling to see if you need some players.
I'm ready to try out. Oh yeah, let's go Morlands.
Yes man, Jason Givelemn business man making business deals, trying

(01:08:17):
to get that money. Let me tell you I was
a heck of a right fielder back when I was
twelve years old. I played for the minutes Minnesota Twins.
About Cony's Little League, and I've made about Cony's read
All Stars, and I am happy to admit I'm a man,
but I am a catcher. Yet. No, no, man, man,
we are ready. We are ready to feel put me in.
Called got COVID players. You need some healthy guys. We're

(01:08:39):
in Nashville. We've been in the bubble. We're ready to bubble.
Now down in Miami. I just had my Corona tests
and I came back negative. I'm ready to play. All right, Well,
you have a great whoa WHOA don't know? Who are
you not taking players? Whoa are ready to go? But
oh wait, wait wait, I'm gonna throw them a piece
of paper. He was, Oh, man, man, man man wait

(01:09:05):
wait wait wait wait, I gonna be a pinch runner.
I'm fast as lightly ay, okay, okay, she hung out. Okay,
I don't know why she stuck around so long. Honestly,
you're listening to the Bobby Bones Show. Lunchbox prank call
special Taco Bell is eliminating a lot of items from
the menu. Morgan's a humongous Taco Bell fan. How many
times a week you go? At least once, sometimes two

(01:09:27):
or three of I'm feeling really feisty. You have a
Taco Bell near your house, as they know you at Ah, yeah,
they know my my regular but now it's not gonna
be my regular order anymore because they're getting rid of
one of them. But yeah, they know it. Well, Lunchbox
called them up. What you call them saying? Lunchbox? I
called up and said, oh I heard your menus change him.
But I just want to make sure my favorite things
are still going to be on there. And then I
went down the list of everything that's getting taken off. Okay,

(01:09:50):
here we go. I heard some rumors on the street
that you guys are changing your menu. Is there any
confirmation to that rumor? A changed our menu? Okay, Well,
I just want to make sure you have my favorite
still so I can still come enjoy the you know,
pleasure of eating there. Okay, what is your favorite? I
love the grilled steak soft Taco. The steak grilled soft

(01:10:13):
Taco is going to be leaving July twenty third. No, no, yes, no, no,
no, no no, okay, okay, Nacho's Supreme Nacha Supreme are also leaving.
Why then, why not Joe Supreme Spicy Tostada Spica are

(01:10:36):
also leaving? No, she's got to think something's wrong. My
absolute favorite, this is my absolute favorite. Oh my gosh,
cheesy Fiesta potatoes. I am so sorry, potatoes. What do

(01:10:57):
you mean you're sorry they're leaving? No? Well, you still
have the Baha Blast Yes, finally some good No? Yeah, okay,
what about the beefy Frito's Burrito? Fried Burrito is going

(01:11:22):
to leave. No, I thought we were on a good
Why are we doing? Why are you breaking? No, it's
breaking my heart too. Why she still on the phone here?
I would hang up immediately. As soon as he said
the word potato, I would have figured he's reading something.

(01:11:44):
I didn't think about it. Yeah, I thought I'm being
had right now. She's really nice. And there do you
have the cheesy potato blast blast? I'm sorry, all right,
here's the last part of your I guess I'll just
be happy that you're gonna still have the mini skol
a little bowl. No, we're not gonna you say. You

(01:12:08):
know what you can try to do? Um, maybe you
can download the Taco Bell app. And I know that
they do sell certain things that we don't carry that
we don't sell at the store, so maybe that's going
to continue. I'm not really sure, but you can try
to download the Taco Bell app. All right, Thank you,

(01:12:30):
you're so nice. And I think I'm gonna start a
petition to get you like hired to like GM because
you're amazing. Oh there you go. Oh man, all right, well,
thank you so much. I hope you have a wonderful
day you too. Thank you so much. Bye bye. I
she's amazing. Hello, it's a Bobby Bones Show lunchbox prank

(01:12:52):
call special. A few months back, this guy by the
name of Tom Brady, you know that quarterback that used
to play for the Patriots, now he plays for the Buccaneers. Well,
his s Scalaide was for sale, and we're talking about
like a private jet on wheels. They had redone it
and it was a lot of money, nothing I can
ever afford. But if it's Tom Brady's Jason Gibble, businessman
making business deals, I'm gonna call and try to buy it.

(01:13:12):
So here we go. Hello. Oh yeah, yeah, this is
Jason Gibble, a businessman making business deals, trying to get
that money. How are you doing today, I'm a little
slower paced than you are. I'm thank you. So I saw,
I mean, I just saw this escalade online and your
number is associated. I'm trying to find out about this
escalade three hundred thousand dollars, Like, what makes it three

(01:13:33):
hundred thousand dollars? It says something about some guy named
Brady holding on. I just scrolled down it says Tom Brady.
Oh yeah, let's say I paid two hundred and eighty
five thousand in cash tom Brady, will he throw a
football to me as I drive away? Are you saying
that's a deal. Are you saying that's a deal? Say deal? Look,

(01:13:54):
I'm not in a position till the vehicle. I'm not
think guy you need to talk to although I've enjoyed
your phone call very much and I think you're one
twelve guy. So you're telling me that if I buy
the car, I can have dinner with Tom Brady and Giselle.
You know, if I was outside, I had asked if
I was on candy camera. Okay, so sorry, no promises

(01:14:16):
for me because I can't make any promise. All right,
Just give me tom Brady's cell phone number. I'll call
him if I had it. I consider it. All right,
My man, my man, thank you so much. Yay, and
all right, I'm glad we made a deal. Yeah right, funny, okay,
all right, enjoy your day, all right, I have a

(01:14:38):
great day. We got a deal, you too, well. I
made no deal, so I just so I gotta say
good bye. It's a Bobby Bones Show special lunch box
down that Neil Armstrong's house was up for sale, right, yeah,
the First Man on the Moon. You know, he lived
in the house when he was on the Apollo mission
and the Gemini mission and saw I was like, dang,

(01:15:00):
if that's for sale, I gotta buy it. Three hundred
and seventy five thousand dollars. Is that what their offer is? Yeah,
that's what they haven't listed as Andy. It's all. It's
like a twenty five hundred square foot house, and I
guess it's a little more expensive because it's Neil Armstrong
and it's a piece of history. And so I called
him up with a bunch of space puns. Where is it?
It's outside of Houston. Oh that makes sense. Yeah, hey,

(01:15:23):
this is how can I help you? Yeah, I'm calling
about the house on five. This is Jason Gibblet, businessman
making business deals, trying to get that money. How are
you doing today? And then perfect, thank you for asking.
This house is already in their contract though I'm sorry, Oh, well,
under contract, but it says that it was Neil Armstrong's
house and I am ready. I mean it's in near Houston,
so Houston. We have a problem. What if I have

(01:15:45):
an offer that's going to blow it out of this universe?
The other offer? Do you have an agent? And at
this point looks like I'm looking at the swimming pool
and I'm like, oh my gosh, my kids could run
rings around that pool like Saturn. All right, let's keep going.

(01:16:08):
My offer is so good, you know, it's like Mars.
They'll be able to eat so many candy bars. I
understands to us here on listening dot Com listen, they
would they would have to go to Jupiter to get
more stupider to not take my offer, like more money.

(01:16:28):
I will offer you, guys, like double what they offer,
and you can tell them to take that offer, their
offer and shove it up Uranus like that one. So
how many plans it did? You? Men? You mention? I'm
minicing Mars, Jupiter, uh Uranus, Saturn? Who named that? We?

(01:16:52):
Who did? I don't know? Is it uranist like one
of the gods? And I think that's what it is.
It's like the god of war or something. And we
see what Uranus is. I have to call it Uranus
because you guys, is that what it's called? Uranus? Uranus?

(01:17:12):
What is he? The Greek god of the sky. Hello,
it's a Bobby Bones Show Lunchbox prank call special. Those
were the prank calls from Lunchbox. If you want to
follow me, Hey, Radio Lunchbox on Twitter, Instagram, and hey,
if you got a prank call idea, don't be afraid
to send it. I can always use your ideas and

(01:17:32):
knock some prank calls out of the park. I'm here
to make you laugh. Let's get it done. Hit me up.
Radio Lunchbox have a great name, it's labored Dame