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Speaker 1 (00:11):
Everybody, welcome to Tuesday's show. More a studio talking to
Jimmy Allen yesterday. He's training to be on Dancing with
the Stars. Yeah, about to be the first episode. And
let's just like take care of your feet because once
you lose your feet, you're done because you can't get
them back. You have to practice every day. If you
have foot injury, you don't have three days to let
it heal. So how do you take care of the massage?
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Lots of socks. I mean, it's it's a very foot
heavy show. But I'm rooting for him. He might have
the wrong attitude about this show though. Why. Boy's like,
you know, this is just gonna be a good experience
and I'm gonna it's just I'm just taking so much.
I'm like, no, we were there to win, buddy. We
have one goal. It's come home with that trophy or nothing.
But Jimmy's like a good guy, got a good balance
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in his life, and I'm like, no, wait, if we
don't come home with a trophy, we don't come home. Yeah, sorry,
we have man, But uh yeah, I know he's um.
And they're not announcing who their partners are for Dancing
with the Stars until the show starts. But he has
a really good one. Um, it's not Sharna, I'll say that. Okay, yeah,
it's not Charna. But I'm excited. I you know, I
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never watched the show until I was on it, and
then I was watched the first couple or unless we
have a friend on it, like Lauren Elena was on it.
You know, I watched her went to the you know
premiere in finale last year was COVID. You're I didn't
watch much of it, but I, oh, Jimmy does well,
really rooting for him. It's fun to like re experience
it because I can go like, hey, yeah, it's okay,
didn't want to cry and really be bad at it.
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Elvis Presley's hair was auctioned off for seventy two five
hundred dollars. Wow, a baseball sized clump of hair that
came from the head of Elvis sold for seventy two grand.
And I wonder if they could Jurassic Park this. What
do you mean? Well, they took a little bit of DNA,
created those dinosaurs, if there's any, and they put a
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whole island of Elvis's and we go and everywhere you
go there're like an Elvis a bunch of ellas to singing, Heyboddy, Mama, welcome,
Welcome to the check in. That might be scary. This
is our bell hoop Elvis Hey, Boddy mom puts back
up here, run over. There is fat Elvis. Hey. But
it's like a little jar and they've authenticated it. I
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guess it's his old barber, Okay, And I don't know
how you compare it to other hair, but the auction
house said they baseball sized clump of hair was collected
over the course of multiple haircuts by Homer Gilliland, his
personal barber for more than two decades. Their hair was
kept in a plastic bag. Who gifted it to target
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Thomas Morgan, a close friend. Wow, I mean, kind of
creepy of the hairdresser, Like every time Elvis goes and
gets some done, he's like, don't mind. I mean. There
was also the jump suit, the real crazy one, sold
for a million bucks. Wow, whoa. Now that's a whole
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lot of money. But at least that's kind of cool.
If you have, like if you're just loaded loaded and
you can do you know how they do jerseys in
a glass? Yeah, if you could do an elvis jumpsuit
and you're a glasses you'd wear that right like I
went to want my armpit stains? Oh man, first day nights,
I'd turn some music on and like dirt dancing, you
put it on. What's up everybody? Glad you guys are
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hanging out? It is time to open up the mailbag
something Hello, Bobby Bones. I haven't really lived with roommates before,
but recently I allow my best friend to move in
with me so she could save some money. While most
things are going well, there's one issue we've been butting
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heads over. I go out of my way to travel
to a certain store to pick up my favorite cookies,
which aren't cheap and can't be found anywhere. Yesterday saw
me eating the mask for one, but I said, no,
these are my cookies. Oh. She accused me of being
selfish for not being willing to share. But I don't
think I'm wrong. These are special cookies. Like I said,
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you can't find them anywhere. Plus, how selfish could I
be if I'm letting her live with me? Do you
think I'm being selfish? Should I just suck it up
and buy more so she can enjoy them too? Sign
Gin I'll say this gen when you're a roommate with someone,
especially if you're friends and it's not just a business deal,
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there are certain concessions you have to make, like your
fancy cookies. Occasionally there are yes, you're being a little selfish. Now,
there are things you're going to expect from her two
at times, or hey, would you mind letting the dog out?
I'm not going to be home. Anything that you know
you're doing for her, you're going to expect back from her,
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just through that relationship of living together. You have cookies,
she has who knows one day you never shampoo? Oh, yeah,
something you need at some point. Yes, I'm sure these are. Honestly,
I'd like a cookie like this. I don't even know
what it is, but I'm intrigued. I need to know. Yeah,
like I'm up for a fancy cookie myself. I it's
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tough when you've never had roommates to have a roommate
and then understand, Oh I got into it with a
roommate that I had once because she wrote notes and
I did a piece of bread. From the bread, You'd
be like, that'd be eighteen cents, and I was like, no,
I'll just go buy more bread. She would be eighteen cents.
And I was like, Okay, this is the relationship we're
going to live. And I then understood the role. So
just know this. If you say you cannot eat my cookies,
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she will then say I cannot come and pick you up.
I cannot, So give her some cookies. But also you're
gonna get your cookies in a different way from her.
That's what I'm gonna be. Yes, you're being a little selfish. Yeah,
Also hit us up with the name of those cookies.
We want to know. I like, order a couple of them. Um,
we still like you, Jen, but reality check a bit selfish? Yeah,
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share the cookie. Couldn't have said it. Better share the cookie.
Close the mailback. We got your and I was about
to cloth back. If you want to email us, Morgan,
what's the address? Mailbag at Bobby Bones dot com. There
you go. Let's go talk to Jody in Texas. Jody,
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what's going on? Yeah, I was wondering. I had a
question for Eddie. I'm coming off of ben out with
COVID and I just want to know what his experience
was coming back to work and did he have any
kind of feeling like other people had any kind of
reserve feelings toward him, like judging them, are scared that
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he was still going to give it to them, still
going to give it to him. Eddie. Yeah, I think
only one person in here was the one giving me
the attitude of like, oh, stay away from me, I
don't want to get COVID from me, and that would
be Lunchbox. That you guys were pretty good. I mean
I was out almost a month, I had more. I
had to test negative what twice or something for me
to come back. This was early on. I got it
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last July, so everybody was pretty cool except for Lunchbox.
He was the only one kind of like acting like
I had like Badger Well and Morgan is just back
after being out of COVID for a while. Do you
feel like people were like, stay away, you're gonna give
me COVID. No, I haven't had anybody do that, not
a work or friends or anything. So Jody, do you
feel like that's happening to you? Yes, I don't know
right right roll right now, I'm getting the you know
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the look, you know, like in and only really one
person says how are you? How are you doing? M
The rest of them it was like, good morning. You know,
it's kind of and we were very four apart, so
it's not like I'm gonna give it to him, you know,
But anyway, I just wanted to see what kind of
experience um Eddie had. Morgan, you know, do you guys
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have all your your taste and smell back yet? Where
do you rank on both? As I'll start, Yeah, I
never lost my taste, so that's all good. But my
smell I lost it all, but I got it back
what two weeks afterwards, but I's probably eighty percent of
my smell. Like, I'm just gonna be just live with
the fact that I've probably lost twenty percent of it. Morgan,
I got all of my taste back, and I have
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like thirty percent of my smell just random things. So
it's slowly building back. I'm trying. Yeah, do we know
if Kirk curb Street has his back yet? He's gonna
be on the show this week? Okay, well ask yeah,
And you know he's as big as it comes to
college football. I think he thinks he's coming to talking
about college football. We're like, all right on the phone
now it's Kirk curb Street. Hey, buddy, can you taste
your smell. Nope, all right, there is Kirk curb Street. Um,
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so did you lose your taste and smell? Jodie, I
have no taste, no smell, Oh no none. Oh. I
love my diet coke and I love my coffee and
and my husband's been cooking all my anything he wants
to cook, and I'll eat it. And it's like in
your mental part, you know, you know when you're eating it,
you know what you're eating. But it's like there's no taste.
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Why weird? While all right, Jody, appreciate you call, and
hope you stay healthy, and hope every bay at work
treat you nice. Thank you, Thank you. Appreciate y'all. The
latest from Nashville and Tullywood Morgan number two thirty second skinny.
Congratulations to Dolly Parton. She won her first Emmy Award
with her Netflix Christmas movie, Dolly Parton's Christmas on the Square.
(09:22):
It won Outstanding Television Movie and Outstanding Choreography for Scripted Programming.
Thomas Rent talks about his song Crash and Burn that
Chris Stapleton wrote. When I heard him sing Crash and Burn,
I was like, this isn't the sad country song singing
Chris Stapleton that I've been listening to for five years.
This is crazy. What is this? So I just texted
Chris and I was like, hey, man, I heard this
song you wrote called Crash and Burn. Please let me
(09:44):
be the first person to have it. Tim McGraw loves
performing for his fans. You know, I don't get nervous
what I'm doing live shows. I get really excited and
just full of energy and adrenaline. To me, it's like
game Day Now. I get pretty Jack Doe for it.
I'm Morgan number two. That's your skinny call. It's time
the good news. Melanie Pressley from Ohio thirty three years ago.
(10:07):
She was eighteen years old. She had a baby boy,
but had to give him up for adoption. So she
just felt really bad the rest of her life. Bool
today she finally got to meet her son. He is
now thirty three years old, and because of twenty three
and me the DNA test, he got to find out
who his mom was and he got matched up with her.
He reached out through Facebook and they got to meet
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for the first time. That twenty three. In me, it's
just lucky too that they had both had done it. Yeah,
some people think you just take the test and then
it points in a direction and you follow it to
your mom. No, no, no, there has to be a
database both have to get That's the crazy place that
they both have done that. That Apple tag that I have, you, guys,
you can buy three of them for like seventy bucks
in the Apple store. That literally does point to where
(10:51):
you needed to. Like, I have one of my wallet here.
I keep it in there, and if I lose my wallet,
it will walk me to within five feet of my wallet.
Crazy I do that. You're gonna go find your family.
There's a different tab on that and it walks me
right to it. That's not what happened here. No, they
both had to be in the database. I get a
new cousin every day on that thing. Are they real cousins?
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Like third so no, I don't consider a third cousin
or real cousin so you could date them, Well, my
mind doesn't go there. I mean, if it's not your
real cousin, guys, he's married. Yeah, and obviously we're speaking hypothetically.
I'm just curious where you stand on that. I'd stand
on rather or not. I don't know that I've spent
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a lot of time thinking about dating my third cousin.
But it's not that's You're just like not that might
be a little too much blood. Oh maybe fourth cousin
about but I'm saying third might be a little too
much blood. Yeah, Eddie gets a story. That's what it's
all about. That was tell me something good, all right.
So what happened? So I went to the grocery store
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and I was getting some alcohol. I mean a big
old case alcohol. I had the whole car stacked up
with it. You know. I was given to some for
a raised birthday and I was going to a birthday party.
So I was going to bring some alcohol. And I
roll up the cashier and I put it all on
the conveyor belt. Woo woo. She scans it all. She goes,
I need to see your ID. I ain't no problem.
Here's my idea ID. I'm forty years old. And she goes, oh, sorry,
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it's expired. Can't sell it to you. And I said
what do you mean? She goes, ye had expired on
your birthday back in July. I said, yeah, it says
I'm forty years old. It's not like I'm twenty one
years old trying to sneak my ID in. She goes, yeah,
I'm not gonna sell you the alcohol. Yeah, but you
could haven't expired forty year olds ID and your only no,
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you look at my face. It is the exact same face.
I even help my dmm and did the smile and
I was like, that is me. She goes, yeah, I agree,
it's you, but it's expired because she can't get in trouble,
so she can't get in trouble. I'm forty years old.
There is you can't get in trouble for selling a
forty year old alcohol. There's me. I can't prove your
forty there's just an expired idea. Listen, you're a man.
I understand the frustration, but that's kind of on you
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for not having an updated ID. If her rule is
you can't sell it anymore with an ID, yeah, it
says valid ideas. What do you think that she wants
to say? No, she doesn't even need to ID me. Guys,
I don't look like I'm twenty one, but she does
because she might get audited by the cameras. Let's say
check this, Yeah, yeah, let's check and see if we've
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checked a forty year olds ID. No, I am forty.
You don't need to check my ID. So she refused
to sell me the alcohol, and she had to fill
up the basket and take it back. She did not
let me buy it. So what is what's your next day?
So my next action is I'm going to write a
complaint about this cashier. Why she was only doing her job? Yeah,
why would you get her in trouble? She could have
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got in trouble for anybody, a sixty year old without
a valid ID. I am going to write a review
saying she was rude and did not sell me alcohol
when I am obviously over twenty one years of age. Oh,
he is a rude review person? Or are you going
to put that review? But I'm gonna write the store
and I can put it on yell. Okay, how about this?
How about this? Write it? Okay, don't send it yet,
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read it to us tomorrow. All right. I'll write it,
and I'll be honest. I'll tell the story. You know,
I won't make anything up, I won't exaggerate. I will
tell you exactly how it was. But do you realize also,
this is just the thing. If he sends it to
the company. They're gonna be like, oh wow, our employee. Yeah,
they're not gonna see it like you're seeing it. She
did her job. Do you remember her name? Yep? Are
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you sure? Yep? What'd you do star to remember it?
You want me to tell you a picture? He probably
asked her, what's your employee? We don't know where. What's
your name? Man, let's just say it starts with a jay. Well,
let's just say okay, and let's say it ends with it.
M Oh wow, that doesn't end with an end. Okay,
tomorrow write write the letter? Do not submit it? Are
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you going to do a paper letter or an email?
I think email. We'll get to them faster so they
can correct the situatory. Yes, and I don't know instant even.
I mean I can write it. I mean I can
sit in the mail too. Whatever you want. Okay, you
come up with what you think needs to happen tomorrow morning.
We will hear what you have to say. What you're
gonna write. Yeah, so I'm going to suggest what they
need to do it. Okay. Has he gotten a new
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licenses then? Though? Like, has you been writing dirty on
this thing? No? You realize that you're on the wrong though, right, No,
I'm not. I am forty years old. I'm a man.
I am a man. But if it's expired, she doesn't
know that it's valid. It's valid. Okay, you know what.
I don't want to slip down right now. We will tomorrow,
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we'll catch up, okay. And then if we vote no,
you can't send it. You don't get to send it.
But if we vote yes, we support you. You've got
to convince us with your letter to my man. This
is tough because I already got a biased jury. I mean,
your I d's not right. So were you ever able
to get alcohol? No? Ever anywhere? You can't go to
another store, and you know I'm forty or you're wife
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get it. No, I had to send my wife back
to the store. How she did. Here's a voicemail we
got late last night. Pretty interesting. Check it out. Okay.
I'm a first time caller. Been listening since I was
in probably six or seventh grade. Um, now I am
at twenty eight and I just found not that I'm pregnant,
and I can't tell anybody about it because it's like
brand brand new. So I just had a call and
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tell you guys, love you, guys, have a great day.
I mean, she didn't give her name. I agree, and
I think she probably feels a little freer because she
could just tell somebody. Yeah, and by somebody, she means
millions of people listening right now, but we don't know
who it is. Whoever, you are, anonymous, call our congratulations. Wow,
and she's been she's twenty eight. She was listening in
junior high. Yeah. Oh yeah, we're wet. We're done on
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hearing that stuff. All right, it's time to play the
Bobby feud. I have a one hundred sided dice. Why
Closis gets to go first? Wow? Thirty six? Lunchbox thirty seven? Oh,
Eddie weird. I'll just go with one. The number is thirteen,
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So that's me, Betty, you'll be first. Yeah, we have
one hundred sided diet. It's basically a ball. That's pretty cool.
Did you get like a twenty sided diet? Because this
one's it's hard. This is a hard one, Eddie. You'go first, Okay,
I'm ready. According to two thousand Americans, these are the
top ten most recognizable logos in the United States. Can
you name them? Yeah? Go ahead, all right, let's start
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with the most famous. It's the Golden Arches. Give me McDonald's.
Show me McDonald's. You get three points for that one.
All right, that's the number three answer on the board.
Next one, my wife would be very proud because she
goes to this place every single day, loves it. Give
me Starbucks, Show me Starves. Who calls it starves? I
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don't know. I say it sometimes on the Instagram. Number
five you get five points there. Okay, usually you look
up at those signs, but let's look down on this one.
It's the Nike logo. Show me Nike. That's the number
four answer. All right, Now I'm in trouble. So three
answers are off the board. There are seven left. What's
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the most recognizable logos in the United States? All right,
I got it. This one's pretty recognizable, but it's closed
on Sundays. Give me Chick fil At, Show me chick bilet.
Oh Amy Eddie walked away with the twelve points there. Okay,
what do you have Apple? Yep, that's really good. Show
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me Apple number one answer, Oh, get stuff? One point?
Dan it m Amazon? Show me Amazon number two answer,
gets stuff two more points. Okay, Well, there we have Apple,
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Amazon McDonald's, Nike, and Starbucks all off the board. Netflix
sang it says it's a No. Isn't it just a red?
It says Starbucks on Starbucks, No, it's the lady oh
like coffee steam or something. But I thought Netflix was
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just an inn. Don't amy, I have Netflix down? I
was going with it. Eddie, you you missed day. You
might get it right about it? She didn't show me Netflix.
All right, let's bus five answers on the board. Disney. Oh,
that's good, show me Disney. That is the number ten answer.
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That's great, that's the big buddy answer, right doing like trouble?
Oh man? What else is huge? Guys? Top ten most
recognizable logos in the United States. There are six answers
off the board. Four left. Yeah. My next one I
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have is Coca Cola. Show me Coca Cola. Three points
boom boom. Let's go now what now? Hey, there are
eleven answers on the board. I have two threes here,
so I don't know. Okay, okay, they're still four left. Man,
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I don't know any logos. Man, oh man, Uh give
me what else is popular in the world in the
United States? Give me her shoes? I don't know. I
don't have anything. I guess hey, it just says Hersey
says Hershey's I just don't have anything. I know, show
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me a Hersey's all right, eddiewhere back over to you.
You are down a point. Now two total points. There
are four answers still on the board. Have recognizable logos.
Go ahead, I'm going to go with an automobile logo.
So give me the Chevy logo. Show the guy Chevy target, target, target,
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shower target. No, but it's like the ultimate. Everybody knows
that box. Over to you, we go three rounds, she
said target. No, one knows target. That's tough. A lot
of points on the board. Six, seven, eight, and nine
are all up. Yeah. I'm just trying to think. What
other logos do you see all the time? I mean,
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give me Walmart, it says Walmart. They don't have a logo.
A little sun show me Walmart. I feel like they're
so dis obvious, says Chevy. No, it's a little cross thing. Okay,
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it's the last round, guys. Okay, Lunchbox is winning thirteen
to twelve to three. But there are plenty of points
here on off the border, Apple, Amazon, Coca Cola, McDonald's, Nike, Starbucks,
and Disney. There are four logos left. These are the
top ten most recognizable logos in the United States. Eddie,
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I'm coming over to you. Oh my gosh, I think
I just got it. Give me Michael Jordan, give me
the Jordan logo, show me then Jordan logo. No, bye bye.
I remember when you were laughing bye bye, Amy. You
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need this to cop in the game here. You gotta
get at least two of them. Well, I don't even
have one. Adidas show me Adidas. I thought that one.
I was like, no, Nike's the only one out of
all the shoes. Hey, if you get the next one,
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you win. If you get one of the next three,
there three left. Wow. I don't even know the category though.
Top ten most recognizable logos in the United States. I
feel like some stuff is so regional, though, and I
don't know if certain places have it. It's a close one.
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Lunchbox thirteen eighty twelve, Ammy eleven, dang okay, okay, okay, okay.
I feel like the music is hurry. They keeps turning
it up. It's like when they're playing someone off at
the Oscars. I don't know if this is a logo,
go ahead, Taco Bell, Taco Bell, I don't know. That's good.
It's a logo. Show me if you get it, you win.
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If you miss it, lunchbox twins, show me run for
the Border, Taco Bell, NBC, the Peacock. That's great, really good.
I'll run through them and then he we'll play his
win song. And number six Google, what is the lovego?
(24:04):
It changes Google, They change it according to like every
day things. You log in and it's a number seven Facebook.
That's so good. Instagram, but it also like if you
look at your app on Google the icon you're right,
I know. And then at number nine is YouTube. So
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you guys didn't chase the tech well I did once
after Tacos Ye Hershey's plenty guys song, He's big one
no matter what. Yeah, I'm looking enough holding everybody big
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one today? Facebook? H Yeah, you do that with a
Facebook one. Everybody knows it. The Little Square and then
that little f coming up in about fifteen minutes or so.
The Morning Corny with Amy, we do it at the
top of the hour. And speaking of the corny, here
is Dennis from North Carolina. Hey, here's your morning Corny.
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What did the full paper not be able to cross
the road? You got caught in the correct you see
there you go. Here is Ashley. I am a gunnery
sergeant in the United States Marine Corps. I just wanted
to thank you for everything that you do. First, everyth
men and women, how respectful and honoring that you are
(25:30):
of them, shut up for you and the crew. I
appreciated it. Thank you very much, and we appreciate what
you do every single day for us. So thank you
for that call. He's Amy's pile of stories. So Carly
Pierce is from Taylor Mill, Kentucky, and so her town
put up a sign this is the hometown of Carly Pierce,
(25:51):
kind of like you have Bobby when people enter Mountain
Pie in Arkansas, it's the home of Bobby Bones. Well.
I got put up like a week ago and it's
already been stolen. Hey, I've been there. I stole your
sign once. A couple of times I came on the air,
but it was like, who's stealing my sign? Yeah, They
like purposely put it pretty high up to deter people.
For one, they wanted everyone to be able to see it.
(26:12):
But then also the higher it is, the less likely
it is to get stolen. But they removed the bolts,
rifted it off the metal poles, boom took her away.
Somebody's bedrooms got a pretty cool sign for sure, you know.
And I think somebody's bedroom probably has mine unless they
just hate me. There's just no reason to hate Carley Pierce.
Like I get, people don't like me. Sometimes I don't
like me all the time. Well maybe they don't. They
didn't steal it because they they don't like her. They
(26:33):
stole it because they love her. Yeah. Well, when you
go into Mountain Pine, Arkansas, into the town, you'll see
Boyhood home of Bobby Bones. You know, one side of
the sign says boyhood with no dash, but for some reason,
when they printed the other side of the sign, it
says boy dash hood and that's not how you spell boyhood.
So I'm always when people will get on that side
and take a picture, I never want to re share
(26:54):
it because I'm like, so I wish someone would still
that sign and they'd have to put up a new
one that said boyhood. Right, you know, at some point
if they keeping Soley, who pays for that? The city
or city? But I don't I think that it brings
enough people by that it's worth paying for that sign
(27:15):
because to take pictures and then maybe they'll stop and
get something from the what else you get? So Miss
America is trying to modernize again. Back in twenty and eighteen,
they got rid of the swimsuit competition and now they
say that they're defining uh women's wellness uh to equal
(27:37):
their health, like instead of like judging them just on
their beauty and their physical appearance, It's going to be
based on wellness. Let's make it a question show. Let's
just get to where. Make it a question show. Yeah, well,
I don't even know how they deter like what are
they determining to equal overall health? I mean a pageant
itself seems pretty primitive. It does, but if you're gonna
(27:58):
have it, why do you keep running away from it?
Either have the paget or don't have the paget. They're
still trying to have the pageant but like mold, but
be as like woke as they possibly can. Yeah, I
just don't have the paget. Okay, if you don't like
the paget, listen, I think strutting a bunch of people
up there and being like, oh, Yeah, it feels a
little old, a little dated. I've judged Miss America once
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and even listen, yeah, it's I shouldn't have been judging
that contest because I was just like, I don't know nine,
I mean, I don't know, I didn't know anything, and
they yeah, or maybe I judged Miss USA one of them.
I was like, they should not have me judging. I
would get bored and I would be like, what what
what did she just do? On? Stay? I don't um?
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But yeah, okay, all right, now I have the top
sounds that will trigger a happy memory, and at number five,
walking on fresh snow, that is miserable misery. It sounds
like that makes me think remember into eleven when you
were hosting with Kelly, when Regis was out and we
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got stuck in the huge twenty eleven New York City
blizzard that was us in Times Square, Like we were like,
why is nobody out here? Why are all the taxis
going away? And we decided to go to a karaoke
bar and we got out. We were strained. It um
in at number four, a crackling fireplace. Ah, that's yeah,
And this is supposed to do what makes remember? Something
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takes you to a happy place, makes you feel good. Yeah,
three birds chirping, Oh love it, waves crashing on the
beach at number two, I better hear somebody go whoo
pick Sue. That's the only thing that's only well then
that would fall in this category of number one. It's
pretty much any song that you love, an old song,
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especially if you haven't heard in a long time. Well,
wots not a song? What's a sound? Cheer? Cheer? It's
a song. It's like's not like a fight song. No,
it's not even a fight song. It would be like
when you guys go get on Aggie whoop. Yeah, yeah,
we have that. We have an old song. You play
no clip there? Okay? That had Amy? Yep, I'm Amy.
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That's my pile. That was Amy's pile of stories. It's
time for the good news something. Chris is the head
custodian at Unity Grove Elementary School in Atlanta, and he
walks to and from work every single day because he
can't afford a car. Well, faculty saw him walking and
(30:29):
they're like, guys, we gotta do something. They got together
and over a few months they raised money and they
surprised him with a car. You don't get a god
than just this here. I'm never going to drink or
something like this. This this is mind blowing to me.
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I mean changed his life. Yeah, like like that that
and I will say this, this whole segment is about
positive things happening when it doesn't seem like there are
a lot of positive of things happening. But there are
a lot of positive things happening, especially on the I'll
call it the local level, like the actual human interaction level.
Real life isn't like social media everybody hates each other
(31:12):
and screams political and social ideas. Real life, as you
walk around the street and if somebody needs to help,
you help them, regardless of how they feel about who
they voted for a president. Yeah, like that's real. That's
a person to person like, that's what's happening. I mean
the car things crazy. I am walking up buying cars
free of all time. But it is that's you know.
I think sometimes we start to go well, I guess
(31:33):
everybody just sucks, and it does feel like that, but
if you take a second think about it, it's still
somebody broken down on the side of the road. You're
gonna help. You're gonna help them you're not gonna go
like I need to know your vaccination status. And yeah,
so that's a good example of that. Love it. That's
what it's all about. That was tell me something good. Okay,
(31:53):
it's the return of Amy's bird minute. Now it's only
sixty seconds, but she just wants to talk about birds
all the time. Are you ready? This time is very precious. Yeah,
sixty seconds, let's go, and now it's time. Amy spied
a minute. So me, along with a lot of other
people across the country, had to take down our bird
(32:13):
feeders for quite some time because there was this bird
disease spreading around and we didn't want to contribute to it. Well,
now we have permission to put our feeders back up.
So it's been a while since I've seen my birds.
I finally put my bird feeders back up. As as
you know, we've talked about it. But now my birds
are returning. They're coming back, but they look all beat up.
I thought, oh, no, are they suffering from the disease?
(32:35):
Like why do they look so bad? They used to
look so pretty and they're feathersome full, and now they
all look like they've been in a fight. It's it's
really really bad. Their little cute mohawks are gone. Well,
it turns out that they are just going through molting.
They're fine, they haven't been in a fight, they don't
have a disease. They like turn over their feathers. It's
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called molting. And so it's just for places worn out
feathers or damaged feathers that has not been a missage.
But I'm letting other other people might be concerned about millisecond. Okay,
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and go over. Just know it's it's called molting. The
more you know. And your birds are fine. They're getting
their winter plumage ready. Okay, Oh, thank you, thank you.
I'm done your your lexicon of bird verbiage. I'm done.
(33:39):
We're done talking about bird molding molting. Over to Ammy
with the joke. Now, morning corny, What do you call
a nervous javelin thrower? What do you call a nervous
javelin thrower? Shakespeare? Shakespeare? That was the morning corning. If
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you want good service, avoid doing this stuff to your
waiters or bartenders. Number one asking for anything free, number two,
whistle or yell to get Oh gosh, who doesn't they
do that in Mexico. It's terrible. What do you mean, Hey,
I need you waiter? But that's probably part of the
culture there, I guess, but it's so awkward if you
do that here, it's nice to wait tables. If you
(34:27):
ever whistled at me, you wouldn't get me. I'd be like,
are you kidding? Can you imagine? Hey, over here, I
need you? You would do that? I do, and I
do my life snapping fingers, like your snap it's so disrespectful. Well,
they're not paying, they're walking by, they're not paying attention.
You got to get their attention. You can go, excuse me.
(34:48):
That's how you stick your arm out and kind of
lock them down. Yeah, the arms. Okay. I wouldn't snap, though. Well,
I can't snap whistle. So I'm asking the bartender to
surprise you in ordering a drink. I don't know, buddy,
but sometimes I'll order mocktails. I don't say virgins anymore.
It used to be I'll have a virgin version of this,
but I've learned that that's not the proper way to
(35:10):
talk to a bartender anymore because this sounds creepy. So
I'm like, can I get a mocktail? And they'll be like, well,
we don't have any on the menu. What would you like?
And I'm like, well, can you do something fruity? Yeah,
that's similar to that. Maybe I shouldn't do that. The
next one is flirt with the bartender or a waiter,
or order more than three drinks at the same time.
What's wrong with that? What's wrong with it is these
(35:30):
are common things that bartenders and waiters. They they get
annoyed by it, so sometimes they don't give you as
good a service. Oh just a psa here? Do you know?
Morgan can't whistle? Speaking of whistling at all, I can't either, really, nope,
did you hear me? Try to do all? Right? You
have the best. I got two versions. I can do
this version there, or I can do I'm dry low
(35:52):
right now. Or I can do this version. Yeah. See
that's nice. I can't do that, so I'm not a
great whistler, but I can go well two ways. Let
me hear your whistle. Letty my best whistle. Yeah, she
sell You're just blown arrout. That's it almost you're almost there.
Yeah see, hey, Cabby Morgan, let me hear you. It
(36:20):
doesn't nothing goes that. I don't know how to do it.
Are you really trying? I really am, Like I swear,
I'm really trying. I feel like she's just doing the
s on Sesame Street like snake. You guys can't whistle
and people have been trying to tell me how to
do it for years, and I'm like, I can't do it,
and it's tough because someone can't grab your tongue exactly.
(36:43):
I always envy people though, who could got their fingers
in there. Yeah, that's so cool. Sometimes I put my
fingers on my mouth and just going you acting. Do
you think you know how tall country stars are? I
think I have a general idea over under six foot ready?
I just ready someone Luke Bryan over over yea. They
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only list Luke at six one. He's taller than yeah.
Oh he's so tall. Yeah. Uh. Brad Paisley under Why
did you laugh Atie because he's way under he's a
low guy. Yeah, Brad Paisley's five foot nine. Yeah okay.
Tim McGraw, Tim McGraw over under six feet tall. I
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feel like the cowboy hat kind of throws you off.
So I'm gonna go based on times he's been in
a baseball hat, and I think it's under Oh, does
anyone think Tim McGraw has six foot tall? No, No,
he's under. Oh you guys all think time's under. Tim
McGraw is five ten. Aldane law tricky at it. I
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feel like he's right at it. No, one's right at it, right, Bobby? No? No,
I mean in the list, oh you're six foot sometimes
you say you're six one can say what happened here?
We go out? Can I go mountain biking? And they say, hey,
list your height. It's list six foot one right, because
you're wearing hiking. No, just because I just listed it
because I like to list it. I just list because
I'm in choose. And so she goes, you're not six one?
(38:12):
Why'd you write that down? I said, who, what's it
gonna hurt? What's it gonna hurt that I write down
on this? Because we had to get mountain bikes from
this place we were staying, and so I get it
and we get over to the place and they drive
us over there and we start riding the mountains and
I'm like, guy's like, hey, I think that the bikes
just slightly too tall for you. And I'm like, ohh
Caitlyn didn't hear that? And He's like, can you put
(38:34):
your feet down? He goes, it's just like an inch
too tall, man, let me fix that, and he goes.
He goes that that's it right there. And now I
look back and she's like, uh huh because you're six
ft because I'm yeah, okay, So Jason Aldean, I think
he's um. I think he's Oh he wears a cowboy
hat two and boots and does a lot of tiptoeing. Okay,
well he's then he's not six foot. Jason Aldean is
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six foot two. What you don't think there's no way interesting. Wow,
I would not have thought that. Why because he just
doesn't seem six I mean, he's not taller than Luke
based on that list, and I feel like, yeah, he's
come in here and I think he's shorter than that.
You do. I wonder if he filled it out you
kind of like you did. Yeah, he sent this to
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me last night and email he may do this bit.
Jimmy Allen. Yeah six foot yeah, yeah, yes. Jimmy Allen.
By the way, when he was walking into the rehearsal
space on Dancing with the Stars, they would always take
pictures of people, but they had shields on to not
reveal their identity for the first week or so, and
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people kept listen saying, this is a pro football player.
We can't figure out who it is because he's so buff.
But Jimmy Allen is five foot ten. Oh what about
Dave Haywood of Lady A, the smaller one of the two.
He's not six foot you know what he could be.
It's just that Charles is so tall that Dave may
look smaller than he is. Is that is it an illusion?
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Davey the smaller of the two, I think he's six
foot he's six two. He's crazy. He's a couple inches
taller than I am. Yeah, but because Charles Kelly six
foot seven, it's just a weird deal. Yeah, I'll give
you one more. Taylor Swift, she's five ten eleven. Okay,
well five eleven. That's tall, really tall. Jay Goen, he's
(40:21):
six foot something six to George Straight, he's under Yeah,
I love you, George. All right, what's the story? So
my friend recently went out with a guy that she
met on a dating app and she really likes him,
but it came up in conversation on the first date
that he has a gaming chair and a headset, and
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that he was super excited because in a recent weekend
he got to game for eight hours or play, I
don't know whatever, he was playing for eight hours. And
she just doesn't know if she this is like a
red flag or if she should be okay with this.
She's never dated a gamer, and she's feeling weird about it.
First of all, it's not a red flag in any
way whatsoever. If you have a game, you should probably
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have a headset, and you should hopefully have a chair
to be comfortable. I have all of that. I don't
usually go eight hours. But if I had a free
weekend and I could play a couple here, a couple there,
it's not a big deal at all, as long as
you're not, you know, neglecting other important things. It's just
a hobby. Yeah, she likes everything else about him, but
she's just married by the gaming. Don't be And that's unfair. Okay,
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that's completely unfair. That's why she came to me, and
I'm gonna tell her right now. Yeah, it's it's really unfair.
He sounds cool to me. I like him. I game
with him too. I don't want to hang out with it.
I mean, what if he's out fishing for eight hours
and on a Saturday, Yeah, that's she would probably if
he has a fishing chair. It's true in a headsetwhere
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it is not a red flag. I've been playing Madden
a bit. The new Madden came out to play, and
I'll tell Klin and said, hey, I'm gonna go play
mad one my friend in Arkansas. She's like, Okay, go away.
I play about an hour. I come back next night.
I'm gonna play mad And my friend in Arkansas he's
like okay. She goes, hey, who's his friend in Arkansas?
It's my friend Quinn, who's like fifty three. She's like,
(42:17):
that's your friend. Yeah, you met him online. I thought
so too. I was like, oh no, no, no, he
I met him. Oh. He was a quarterback for Arkansas
a long time ago. There's the Razorback daily pop Quinn. Yeah,
talks about him to be absolutely fair. The NBA two
K Little League we used to play in Eddie. So
(42:38):
I just got on Twitter one night and was like, hey,
anybody out there, I want to play with us and
get on our team. And a kid goes, I do,
And so we played with him for a year and
a half. We met him at the show the other
and now we say, kid, he's in college. Oh yeah,
I saw you post a picture on him. He first
time we ever met him. He's our guy. I hugged
his neck. I was like, dang, did up talk to
you for hours? I never met you before the first
(42:59):
time you saw all on Instagram. I mean that's cool. Yeah,
so there's cool things that happened. When the game Okay,
I'll tell her, yeah, and I'll find out this guy's info.
You know her, You may want a game with him.
I don't know. She just was only play Madden. I
don't know what he plays. I don't play the shooting games. Okay.
I suck. That's the only reason I suck. It's time
(43:22):
for the good news. An eleven year old girl in
Florida help save a puppy's life after a house caught
fire over Labor Day weekend. Mackenzie Jenkins was sitting on
a swing Saturday evening. She heard barks and she spotted
smoke coming from a neighbor's home. She quickly called nine
one one. She told dispatcher's what she saw. Firefighters got there.
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They knew to search for the dog because the eleven
year old girl was like, I swear to you, I
hear a bark in there. There's a there's a bark
because there were no people, but they found the dog,
which they said they wouldn't have even known was in
there had she not given them very accurate information. That's cool.
Lunchbox likes to call nine one one. Do you get
(44:05):
jealous of people? Yeah? I do when they call nine
one one and they get a story about him. It's
just like, guys, I call nine one one for so
many things and the news never even shows up. But
you get to tell your story on the radio. I
understand that, but that's still not the same as news
coverage because I tell it on the radio and you
guys like you're anydiot shouldn't call nine one. But that's
also not true. You've done it before. The thirteen times
(44:27):
you've done it, I think two of them, we've been like,
nice job, buddy, you're right, Yeah, there you go. All right,
that's what it's all about. That was tell me something good.
We are here. If you'd like to call reach Out Talk,
our phone number is eight seven seven seventy seven Bobby
eight seven seven seventy seven b O b b Y
(44:51):
Bobby's story. I'll start with some sad news. Cole Swandell's mom,
Carol has died. He shared the news on social media
without offering any details. I mean, I saw on his
Instagram story. I talked to him the night before and
I didn't know she was sick. I don't know what happened.
So it was just him flying in the clouds. And
(45:13):
he said he's gonna miss her so much. He said,
took this on the flight home to Georgia this afternoon.
Lost my sweet mom today. I know she's up there,
gonna miss her so much. Love y'all. So sad news
about Cole Swindell's mom. Gosh, that's awful. Yeah, Jeff Bezos,
who is the Amazon guy, might be buying the Denver Broncos.
And by the way, he could buy every NFL team
(45:33):
and still have almost ninety billion dollars. Like wow, he
could just buy the league and play like Rockham sock
on robots. That wouldn't be fun for us though the team.
It's Amazon founder Jeff Bezos is rumored to be highly
interested in purchasing the Denver Broncos. The world's richest man
but hardly even flinch at the price of four billion dollars.
(45:55):
I mean that's what the team's valued at, four billion,
which is about two percent of his net worth. Or
it would be like if an average American family spent
twenty five hundred dollars. Oh wow, I would do that
for the Broncos. I'll buy it today. Who would just
start a quarterback? Though? That's the question. Do you say
that if you're the owner? Yeah? What do you mean? Oh?
(46:17):
I thought like you let the coaches decide. It depends
on who the owner is. If you're Jerry Jones, not
so much. Some owners are pretty hands off, some are
extremely hands on it. Okay, yeah. Study finds at riding
a peloton it's not harmful to your private parts, well
yours though kind of Mine wasn't a peloton. I was
a mountain bike. Oh yeah, well okay, neither stationary by
and it was and I was hitting black rocks and stuff.
(46:38):
Oh yeah. Neither stationary bicycle or distance of ride showed
any notable negative effect to a person's private parts. I mean,
there's numbness and saddle sores, but those he'll find without
any adverse effects. This is good for pelotonics. It has
been all bad news for pelotons. First of all, they
got you got but codes on craft so dogs don't
get killed. You gotta you know, there's just kids. There's
(47:00):
stock prices went down because jims are opening back up,
so you know your nads are Okay, there is that,
and you watch the stock price goes back up. All right,
that's your news. Thank you guys. Let's go over and
talk to Jeremy in Ohio. He's calling because earlier and
he was talking about a friend of hers. She's thinking
(47:23):
about dating this guy. But he mentioned he plays video
games and then once he played for eight hours, and
I was I was like, that's not a red flag.
But Jimmy is on Jimmy, go ahead, what's up, Buddy Morning,
Bobby Morning studio. Yeah, I'm I have a full time
job and watching kids. And you know Friday and Saturday
night I play eight ten twelve hours on Friday or
(47:45):
Saturday night. They add up to that over the days.
That's just one day total. Okay, my comparison, it's not
fair for you to judge. It isn't because if someone
wanted to go fishing and they were gone for eight hours,
or if they wanted to drive an hour to play golf.
That's a six seven hour day. There's no difference as
long as you're not neglecting something. There is no difference
in what that eight hours is doing. If your kids
(48:06):
not eating or you don't have any groceries in the fridge,
that's a problem. I agree you're being judgmental. I am
a little bit. I'm like, whoa Friday nights? So on
Friday night he does eight hours, Then on Saturday again
he gets in another eight hours. Where does he get that,
you're talking to Jimmy? Ask him? Ye, you're asking me.
I don't know. Give me right here, Jimmy, Jimmy, where
do you get the eight hours on a Friday night?
(48:27):
You know? I worked throughout the week and spend time
with the wife and kids, and we just, I don't know,
we haven't just a mutual understanding. And the kids and
wife will come and spend tell me, while a game
or if I take a few minute break, I go
hang out with them, and I just that's what I
do with friends from work. I've met some people from
across the United States, you know, I've from Ohio. I've
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actually went out to Oklahoma to meet some friends that
I've found online after a couple of years of meeting them. Okay,
I would laugh at that, but I just happened to
meet like two weeks ago Andrew that we played with
basketballs in Kansas. Hey, Jimmy, I'm on your side. I
think it's you know, it's like judging people for being
on a dating app. Now you don't do that because
(49:09):
it's so common. But two years, three or five years
and you're like, I can't believe you met someone online
that's now judging people for playing video games, because video
games aren't It's not Donkey Kong, you know. So, Jimmy,
thank you for calling. Sometimes you just gotta tell amy. Yeah, no,
thank you, Jimmy. I'm not judging you. You literally, I
know I'm asking. No, I don't we heard you mid judge. Well,
(49:33):
then I'm very sorry. I don't want to come across
as judging. I just was confused where he got the time,
and then, you know, if this has ever caused issues
in his marriage. Jimmy, thank you, buddy. Yeah, I don't
know what you said, but I anna go fishing now. Yeah.
Thanks yea. Lily in Florida Lily is on the air.
Thank you for calling. What's going on? Hey, Bobby, this
(49:54):
is Lily calling from Parish, Florida. I called and talked
to you like in April and said, hey, did Rimando
ever get some fifty thousand dollars he was supposed to
get for Trump winning? And you said, I don't know,
I better ask him. And Rimando said, I'm guaranteed to
get the money on July two, and I'll let everybody
(50:18):
know when I get the money on July two. So
did it happen? Did he get the money? Ray? Did
you get paid for that bet? No? I didn't and
I have not received you You're never getting it. I mean,
you can say that, but I really do strongly think
I would never getting that money. You bet on some
offshore website you hit, and now they don't want to
pay you that it's it's gonna get paid out. It
has to. No, it doesn't. Yeah, No, it doesn't guarantee.
(50:43):
You've made the bet over four years ago. You should
have been paid the day that Trump won, right, okay,
then you should have been paid the day that Trump
was inaugurated in m You didn't correct. Then you said
he's got a service full term, which was not one
of the stipulations in the bed. It was just what
he win and then he served all four years. You
should have been paid, you didn't. It's been almost a year.
(51:06):
I agree with you, but some people will tell you
if they win poker online it takes forever to get paid.
Five years and what people. I'd like to interview one
of them. Um, Lily, he's never getting it. You know.
It kind of reminds me of I watched Doctor Phil
all the time and all these old women who think
(51:26):
they're going to find a love of their life and
they're spending hundreds of thousands of dollars to these nope,
to these scammers in different countries. So I think that's
probably what happened to him, right, You got got I
mean you can say that I don't. We are saying
that we are. He's holding on to some home, but
I'm telling him it's been five years. Yeah, it's been
(51:47):
five years. He's not getting paid. Thank you, Lily for
bringing that to our attention. Well, um, you know, I
talked to my daughters all the time and wonder if
they've heard anything. So I'm glad you got that all
cleared up for me. Thank you very much. Have a
great day, you too, Bobby. Bye bye, all right, bye bye.
Let's play voicemail number three, Sary Bobby Morning Studio. I
(52:10):
just want to know if Tuesday songs please by Son
and I love it. You love listening to you on
the way to school and the way work. We have
a great day. We don't normally do the Tuesday song
on the radio show. We normally do the Tuesday song
on the post show. Yeah, but we can probably do
the Tuesday song on the radio show. This is a
song that I mean, I probably wrote six or seven
(52:32):
years ago that was so dumb we never record. I mean,
it was so dumb. It's about Tuesday because it thinks
Tuesday sucks. So I wanted to write a positive song
about Tuesday. I thought it was so terrible. They only
started singing it and then the head kind of has
a cult following. So we're doing it now. Yeah why not? Yeah? Okay,
we never do it live on the show. You guys
know when to come in. Yeah, come all right, here
we go the best day of the week. You all
(52:54):
know it's my time. So I made a song about Tuesday.
So happens at Rhymes. I low us number of crimes
it's super can good night. I don't know how you
do your Tuesday. This is how I do mine. The
sun comes up, there's a smile on my mouth. Why
because I love Tuesday is the first thing I shall
free zoomer this morning and every Tuesday. At five, I
got my span dex on. It's time to head to
the Why Tuesday, hoe a Douesday Housewife's gone Booday. I'm
(53:20):
just talking about Tuesday. It's Tuesday. Is my recycling on
the curb as I drive off? Yep, my recycling's on
the curb. I mean, Fridays are fine because they're casual
and all, but I'm always more productive on my Tuesday
conference call after work plans. I got my spray ten,
I'm drinking lemon water out and meet some Cayenne pebbles
and band band. I'm watching c SPAN and then it's
(53:41):
two for one at Sonic with the cony and each
say Tuesday, hoe a Doudesday Housewife's gone boo Tuesday. I'm
just talking about Okay, we're up. Yes, really give me
the support I needed? Wrong places, Come on, I'm telling you,
he plays he does claims it on us. Oh well,
(54:02):
Eddie you didn't mess up. That's true. I did, all right,
there you go. That wasn't the foe one. But we
rarely do it live. And there's the reason right there.
You have a woman who says she hasn't slept in
forty years, which would sound impossible. And I struggle with
sleep a lot of times. I woke up this morning
at like two just couldn't go back to sleep, So like,
(54:23):
I get it kinda for a couple of hours, but
not forty years. She claims her sleeping issues started when
she was just five years old. She's forty five now,
and her claim is she hasn't slept since she was
five years old. She's gone to doctors. They're baffled by
the fact that her nervous system appears normal even though
she's gone sleepless. No one has ever seen her sleep.
Her family backs it up. They did a sleep study
(54:45):
on her, but she did not sleep. They found that
after sixteen hours, her monitor, even though she was awake,
showed it light to moderates sleep, but she was talking
to her husband. That led experts to conclude that she
was able to sleep while awake. Weird, how amazing? How
productive could you be if you could sleep while being awake? Yeah,
oh man, that's a fantasy. What's that's the kind of
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stuff that I Fand aside, if I could sleep while
being awake, if I could still get stuff done, fantasy
is my nightmare. Oh my goodness. You wonder if she
remembers like what she did when she was sleeping. I
believe so. Yeah, I don't think it's like complete sleeping. Yeah,
she's They do compare similar to what's happened in the
brain to sleep walking, but but it's not the same
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things years, which is wild? Does she look tired? Jessica
and Baton Rouge is on the phone right now. We're
talking about dating red flags. You know, it's playing video
games a big dating red flag. Jessica, you're on Good Morning.
(55:51):
Good Morning. Um, so with everything with the whole red
flags and gaming, um, I do not think that it's
a red flag like he had said about as long
as like your responsibilities are taking care of my boyfriend.
We've been together for over two years and he's a gamer.
He also has a really high stressed job. So he's
an arborist, so he deals with like cutting down trees
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and stuff. So, but he uses gaming as a way
to distress. So there are times where he'll go six
to eight hours and he'll play video games. But he
doesn't neglect any of his responsibilities. He doesn't even like
exclude me while he's playing video games. He has like,
you know, an ear opens if we were to talk,
you know, things like that. So I don't think it's
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a red flag. As long as he can take care
of his responsibility. I agree with that. I do stressed
a boy playing mad now totally. I don't know about distress.
I just don't think about the things I think about
all day that would be distress. I guess I don't
really chase distress. Caitlyn tells me that I live in
a life of constant stress, So I don't even know
when I'm stressed. But it's the only time where I
just completely am zoned in on something other than just
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going work. Pressure. Well, I'm just like, all right, third
and three, I'll hit that crossing round, all right. Thank
you for the call. Late last night, we got this
voicemail from Lydia. I have a nineteen month old and
I'm currently nine months pregnant, and the husband's in the
Navy and away lesch of the time, and so at
(57:20):
the end of the day, I usually have a sink
full of dirty dishes that I have to do, and
I am just super tired. But I turn on your
podcast and listen, and before I know it, my dishes
are done, and I've actually enjoyed standing there and listening
y'all while doing them. So I just wanted to call
and say thanks for being super entertaining and like a
room full of friends, love you guys, thank you very much,
(57:43):
and tell your husband we said thank you for serving.
We do have a full podcast that goes up of
all five hours around the year. We also do a
secondary podcast most mornings, the Post Show. Yesterday on The
Post Show, I was talking about that spot on my
body it's in between your privates the bone, and I
was like, it's sore from mountain biking and we couldn't
figure out the name of it. We have Sadion in
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Pittsburgh because she is a nurse. Now, Sadie, remember we're
live here on the radio. We don't want to say
anything that get that button ready. Yeah, So what would
you like to say, Sadie. Well, first of all, good
morning Bobby, and good morning studio morning. And so it
is a kind of a tricky word, but it's pronounced paranium.
(58:25):
What did I say? So a perennium is kind of
what you said. And I'm sure that's a flower. Yeah, oh,
I don't know the name of it. Here's the thing.
By the way, much respect Sadia before I say what
I'm about to say. One she I liked that she
called and said, this is what it is. But for
the most part, never make and she's not making fun
of me, But never make fun of somebody who pronounces
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something weird because they only read about it, right, they
just didn't hear it. So a lot of times when
someone says something wrong, it's because they just haven't heard
it said, like they've actually read about it, but until
you hear it, like we I needed Sadie to help
me here to say paraneium. You got what is it? Paraneum?
It's a paraneum. But like most of the part of
nursing is education. Did you have to educate everybody? So
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I was just giving you a little bit of education.
And that's whenever you go into your doctor if you
want to get help with the situation, I just call
I'm good, I'm not injured. It's just sore. I was
calling it my vagina bone, which apparently is not right either.
But my point is we do a whole second show
on the podcast. Go search for the Bobby Bones Show.
(59:26):
Thank you, Sadie, and man, you got a heck of
a job you're doing there nursing. That's crazy, right now,
that's crazy. All right, Thank you, bye, Sadie, bye, thank you.
All right, you're welcome. I taught three songs in country
music this week. At number three, it's Luke Brian Waves
starts at number two, Laney Wilson Things a Man Ought
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to Know? Yeah, I know a few things of man.
And number one is Thomas Rhett Country Again. It feels
good to being the number one pop song. The kid
Leroy and Justin Bieber Stay Trust Wait, come on our phone, screener.
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Abbey is in the studio, Abby, how are you today?
We're pretty good, Abby? How are you today? Your mic
wasn't it's on? Okay, I'm good nowadays. Thanks. Yeah, you're welcome.
Um you had sent me a note and you're like, hey,
can you help me out with his dating situation? What's
happening in your world where you're getting pre rejected? Okay?
(01:00:35):
So like you know how when you go on a
first date it's just drinks or you know, coffee or
something like that. And so like I talked, We've been
talking for two or three hours. I'm like, okay, this
is good. Like I see a connection, so this could go.
So you go on a first date, yeah, okay, got it.
And so like at the end, we're like, oh, i'd
like to see you again. You know, we kind of
make plans and he's like, I'd like to take you
to dinner. And so this happened last year. This has
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happened on several occasions. Actually that's why I'm like, what
is happening. So this last one, we had planned on
Monday to go on a Thursday okay, and I was
really excited and he was like I'll pick you up
and I was like, okay, this is yeah, this is good.
That's official. Um. And so Wednesday night, okay, he texts
me and he's like, hey, so I don't think it's
(01:01:18):
a good idea to go out with you. Um. I
actually met someone before I met you, and UM, she
wasn't responding to me for like three weeks, so I
figured she wasn't interested. But it turns out there was
just a miscommunication or a phone issue, and she actually is,
so I want to try it with her instead. So sorry, Okay,
that's one instance. Yes, but that's happened. That's happened again.
(01:01:39):
It has happening the same thing. Yeah, it's always like
I'm always just like the alternative, you know, like they
picked the one that they met first and then come
up with a reason why they would rather see them
instead of me. Weird that they're telling her that, huh
say all that stuff. Well, I commit it's tough. Listen,
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you haven't met the right person yet. That's what it
comes down to. Do you really want to be with
somebody that would do that to you anyway? You know?
I mean, but I get so excited. Okay, what are
you on apps? Is that how you're meeting guys? Yes?
Which one bumble? And that's the one where you get
to reach out first if you match right? Yes, And
so you you send a guy a message You're like, hey,
(01:02:21):
I'm Mabbie. I just don't think I'm good at that.
You don't think you're good at that. I'm just saying
the same thing. I'm like, oh, hey, how are you?
That's really good? Are you, I need another line? You
got an idea? What's the first date? Like though, you
go and you have coffee, you set for two hours,
which it was like two or three hours. I feel
like he knows everything about me, and I'm like, okay,
(01:02:42):
now he's just like now he's with you. Do you
do that a lot though? Where you just dump everything
out of me? The problem? He is asking me, but
do you do that a lot? Where you walk and
you're like, all right, here's my bucket of stuff. Boosh,
I'll end on the table. Oh maybe yeah, that could
be it. I just answer the questions you asked, you know,
just like where are you from? We all you know?
(01:03:02):
And then where are you start with? Like do you answer, well,
I'm from which Kansas? I was born in nineteen? What
do you think Let's do some self evaluation here. What
do you think the problem is? Why do you think
you keep getting rejected right before a second date? It's
probably because I'm like too eager and they know I
guess you have to play games, is what I hear.
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They're like, get to play hard to get and I'm like,
I'm not good at that. I just want to, you know,
just if I want to talk to you. I'll talk
to you. I don't want to be like, oh, I'm
gonna wait five hours to respond so he thinks I'm
not interested. On the surface, it is easy to go up.
Games are stupid, and I would even call it a game.
But if someone is over eager, or you're like, why
(01:03:44):
are they over? What's the deal? Here? Are they? Are
they crazy? Are they coming up? You do wonder? So
it's not a game. You don't have to wait five hours.
But I would encourage you to keep some stuff closer
to the vest, you know, keep them on their toes.
Do you like them? They they don't know? Make them
you know. It is a bit of cat and mouse
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early in dating, but that's what dating is. Dating is
a whole game until you figure out you don't you
want to play that game forever with somebody. So I
would encourage you to just not go, Okay, we're not
gonna have a three hour first date. Wait too long,
I mean you're talking about especially if it's like coffee
or drinks, it's forty five minutes. It's an hour, that's it.
Because you got somewhere you gotta be, and you tell
them that beforehand, like, hey, I have an hour I
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can give you, and then I gotta go because and
then you don't tell them where you're going, and they're like, wait,
what does she have another day? It's none of his.
But don't consider it a game. That's just what dating
is until you figure out that's the person, because it
doesn't matter if it's dating or if it's will work situation.
If someone's over eager and they're just like, oh, I'm like, okay,
(01:04:47):
what's going on here? I don't feel comfortable because something's
not something's not right. So let me encourage you to
do that. I like how I just admitted that, just
just a quarter. Pump on the brakes. You're a lovely person,
you're fun to be around, own, you have a great attitude,
you're funny. Pump the brakes a little bit, okay, stepping
on the breaks Like Barbie, you're saying like, if the
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guy texts her, does she wait like an hour then
text back? Oh that's good. Don't want to do that crap.
But don't be texting them all the time. Hey, what
are you doing? How's it going? Yeah, don't take them
at all. Text them occasionally if you want to, but
just don't go overboard. Maybe that's that. Maybe that's the
problem on this last one. I didn't. I was like,
I'm not going to message him at all, and then
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he never message me. So that wasn't the guy. Ob
dating isn't one. It's this is this constantly until it's
not anymore. Okay, I'll take a break for a while. No, no,
no breaks, that's the wrong. You gotta work at this. Yeah,
this is gonna take practice for you because it's not
it's not coming naturally to you. So you're gonna have
(01:05:50):
to just maybe try it out a few times, see
how it feels. Take the power back. Okay, how is
your profile pretty good? You like it, good pictures? What
are you saying your profile about you? So I just
say what all I like to do? I like to hike,
run saying, you know, go to concerts, travel, be active,
So just like honest about me. And then I say
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I'm obsessed with Chipotle, and then I like happy Gilmore
like those are the prompts, you know, so happy gil
More strong because it's odd. Yeah, it's quirky, and guys
like it and they'd be like, I mean, that's an
easy thing for them to talk about. Do you ever
go for a hike on a first date? Um? I
have actually yeah yeah yeah, but not a three hour
win Oh no, no more three hours. Okay, this is
(01:06:35):
this is the homework I'm gonna give you. Okay, you
just gotta pump the brakes, set go on more dates.
Don't do anything over an hour, even if it feels perfect. Hey, Elsa,
I've got to go. Do you know the guys gonna act.
She's gotta go? Why why she gotta go with? I
thought I was. Then he's gonna be on him, okay,
(01:06:57):
like what are He's gonna be like, what did I
do it? Do that? Work on that a little bit
and we'll catch up soon. Okay, sounds good. Hey, got it.
You are a prize. Don't think that you're not a prize. Well,
thank you? Okay, that's so nice. Well you are, that's all. Okay, guys,
go go hit her up. Oh jesus, are you just
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that's not really an a thing. That's how removed? Amy.
Amy's like, what's your screen name on bumbles? What's your handle? Okay? Abby?
Thank you? Thank you? All right. You guys can hit
us up too if you want. Eight seven seven seventy
seven Bobby, Sorry day. This story comes us from Slide Down, Louisiana.
(01:07:43):
A forty seven year old man's walking through a parking
lot of Tesla's backing up and boom it hits him.
He falls on the ground, calls nine one one, I
got neck injuries. I got a back injury. They send
paramedics and then then the only problem is Tesla's record everything,
and it shows him walking and just uping on the ground.
Didn't hit him, doesn't hit him? Who knew that Tesla's
(01:08:05):
recorded everything? That is unbelievable, dude, I mean, the video
is hilarious that I was in at suv the other day.
We went and rode mountain bikes, Kaitlin and I did,
and this is how cool cars are we technology now.
And I'm not sure what kind of suv it was,
but the bike is on the back of the car.
But the car for a second thought the bike was
(01:08:26):
a person, and it's boom stopped and then it realized
it wasn't. But it had some kind of sensor on
this suv that we were in that recognized that bike
shouldn't be there, and it goes boom. It just stops
nice and then it had another sensor to say, oh,
that's just a bike. Were okay, No, it just stopped
And so then you get, as the human, get to
make the decision if you want to keep running over
(01:08:47):
that thing. But I thought, yeah, the Tesla records everything.
The video the guy I saw it too. It's like
it's like in soccer when they flopped. Oh that's what. Yeah,
he flopped it all right? That yeah, I'm lunchbox. That's you.
Bone head. Story of the day. There's a rapper name
Dan Sir, which I wonder if like dancer, but he
(01:09:07):
now has gold chains for hair. He had the gold
chains surgically implanted into his head. Wow, that's pretty cool.
Guy would never do that, so like dreadlocks. But their
gold chains yea, and their permanent. That's cool. And I
wouldn't do it, nor would I be friends with anyone
that would do it. But it's cool to see, like
everybody's doing experimental stuff. You getting tattoos places, your eyeballs
are getting switched out and get it, putting ears on
(01:09:29):
your nose. I mean, these rappers are doing crazy stuff,
but I have not seen anyone put gold. He got
diamonds and teeth. All this stuff's crazy. Who's the guy
with a diamond the forehead little little Yeah, crazy, it's
crazy if I loved this guy, I don't even know
what kind of twenty three year old Mexican rapper clames
(01:09:50):
me the first rapper in human history to rock an
assortment of gold chains as hair. Quote. The truth is,
I wanted to do something different because I see that
everyone dies their hair. I hope not everyone copies me now,
I don't think so. No, that's quite the commitment. Not
in like big numbers. I mean, you can do hair jewelry.
You just braid it in. You don't have to get it, Sally,
I'm trying to you just have it put in. Yeah,
(01:10:11):
my daughter put it in actually for your wedding. She
put in hair jewelry into her braids and it looks
so cute. I had miked listened to his music to
see if we could play any of it. Most a
lot in Spanish too, let's go. We can't because it's
all about it's cursing and lots of sex and drugs. Oh,
but in Spanish, Oh, I wonder if you can hear
it's chink clink cling like when he's recording, like a
win time you know if it gets gusty near him.
(01:10:34):
You guys, have a great day. We will see you
on tomorrow's show. Kirk Herb Street is on tomorrow from
ESPN College Game Day, which he's such a likable guy.
But also he's had taste and smell gone for almost
a year, like since last December, and so we'll talk
about that too, which that's what I'm really It doesn't
really I would just talk to about college football, but
(01:10:56):
this is not the show for that. No, but um
no taste, no know for almost a year. It's crazy,
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