August 4, 2020 • 54 mins
Lunchbox prank calls the restaurant Subway to ask for help in trying to catch a train. Amy explains how different Bobby acts now that he has a girlfriend and why she loves it. Plus, we play a fun TV game where the show has to guess the actor known for their one role!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Good. So guys, welcome to tuesday's show, Morning Studio, Morning Amy.
How are you doing good? How about you? Pretty good?
Here's the question, because my dog, if I see him
having a nightmare in his little bed, I always go, oh,
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I ain't all wake him up, because he'll be in
bed slap waving its stuff, slapping it stuff. If your
dog was doing that, like going on just like asleep
but slapping it, would you wake your dog up? I mean,
he's bothering you. No, he's just in his bed. But
you can tell he's a sleeping something's going on. Okay, No,
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I don't. Why do you? Because you want to if
it's having a nightmare, you want him to not have
to do that. I kind of feel like I'm my
nightmare patrol with him, okay, because he'll just be going
at it and I'm like Stanley and you also fall
also a sleep so quickly again that I'm okay with it.
Oh yeah, that's always wondering because he was having some
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sort of fit this morning and it's bed. But now
my dog ninety five percent of the time he sleeps,
he doesn't have a room anymore. He just stays in
the house. Is all cool? And I used to put
him in a room. Is it first of us a
crate when he's a puppy, bigger, bigger. Now we've kind
of he just runs free in the house. But he's
a big he's a bulldog. He's sixty pounds. He still
likes to chew at all times, meaning it does not
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to chew to destroy. There's like a piece of iron,
he would just chew on it. He has something from
when he was He just always likes to chew. We
were told before we got him, because when he was
sick and two, they were like him and another dog.
They just chew all the time. From puppy. But when
he gets tightered, he'll grab your foot with his mouth
and just gnaw, not hard, but just gnaw. There's something
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in him that makes him want to chew all the time,
like it's soothing for him. Whatever it is, I don't
like it. But now it's just trying to get into
a chew on the right things like if you must chew.
Because we have this unlike the bottom of the ball,
this bar thing we have in our house. He there's
a piece of wood and he's chewed it. It's just
like splinters everywhere like that's not that's what not to
chew right, and the chew toys I buy him, he
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doesn't want to chew on. He only wants to chew
on things, and he shouldn't chew on and all things
I buy him to chew on. He looks at it's
like he knows, like it's more valuable if he's not
supposed to chew on it. But I do have to
say it, I've been very grateful that he hasn't been
sick in a while. And I don't believe in the jinks,
but he's been almost two and a half months that
any sort of surgery whatsoever, which is which is a
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record for that dog, because he's had seven surgeries at
this point. All right, Anyway, that's why I was. That
was on my mind when I walked in. I know
now I'm wondering if I should start waking my dog up. Listen,
he could be having the greatest dream ever. He could
be running through a field with a bunch of lady bulldogs.
Why would you want to interrupt that? Right, I don't
feel like that's what it is. Though. I've never heard
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about tipping the kitchen. Me neither, But my brother in
law does this all the time, and I thought, why
have I never heard of this or thought of it,
because you know, it is a way of being considerate
of the entire staff at a restaurant. But what he'll
do is he'll leave a tip for his server and
then like add extra and then he just tells the server, hey,
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this is yours, and if you could tip the rest
out to the kitchen, I'd appreciate that. And the server
is he said, nine times out of ten, they'd get
it right away and they're like, awesome, kitchen's gonna love it.
Never heard of it and it worked in a restaurant
as a server for a long time. Nobody ever tipped
a kitchen when I was working at the restaurant, and
I've never tipped a kitchen because I didn't know that
was a thing me neither of it. Now I'm going
to be aware of that. And then so we started
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talking about it. The reason why it came up is
I think my brother in law was just going to
order one drink, but we had already paid the full bill,
and then my other brother in law was like, hey,
why don't you just go ahead and add a big
tip on top of that. One drink and give it
to the kitchen. And that's how the conversation started. So
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you could even do it that way if you want
to separate it from the servers tip. Would you tip
to kitchen lunchbox? No, well, I like, listen if they're gonna.
I can't tip everybody in the restaurant. I don't tip
the hostess, I don't tip the I mean, listen, guys,
there is one person I'm tipping, the waiter. If he
wants to give some of his money to the kitchen
staff or making him look good by getting me food,
that's fine. But I don't have time and I don't
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have the financials to be tipping everybody in the restaurant. Sorry, guys,
I appreciate you working in the kitchen and cooking me food,
but I ain't tipping you. That's a good point. I
don't think that this is for everybody. But my brother
in law is in a place where he's like, I
can do this, and and I just so I do it.
But I don't think it has to be for everybody. Well,
in all my days of waiting tables, nobody ever tipped
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kitchen never, I know, I never all my days of
me and hostess for six weeks. Well, but we would have.
But the thing is, we would always pay out the
bus boys, you know, from our tips, like we were
expected to pay included like your tip. It just depends
on where you went. Because with us, you know, we
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would at the end of the night, we would collect,
we'd have all our tips, and then we would give
a percentage to the bus boys and girls, the bussers
because they made our job easier. So yeah, we was
never a thing to tip the bussers. Also, if I'm
Amy's waiting on Amy's table and her brother in law says,
here tip the kitchen, Yeah, buddy, got you, no problem,
I'll do that. Yeah my back pocket. No, that's yeah,
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interesting though, I wonder if that's it. Where does he live?
Let's date. He lives in Houston. So is he a
ball a bigger city? He's pretty. Yeah, he's worked as
about off, but he's very success. He's older. Yeah, oh
he's a lot older. I can't understand ballers doing that. Yeah,
it saysn't a show off. No, he wasn't showing off.
I would do that to show off, okay, would be
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like and it's for the kitchen. Yeah, No, he's not
like that at all. He just, I think appreciate tries
to appreciate all the work of all the people, and
you know so how hard it is, especially right now,
so he's tipping the kitchens. Did you ever get tipped
as a hostess for six weeks? That's what I recall.
Sometimes I would seat people in the wrong area. But
here's the thing about being a hostess is you know
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you have your map of the restaurant. You have a
two different sections at each server, you should divide up
the people that come in, so you don't want to
double seat anybody because that would be as you as
a waiter, that's add stress. Right. So, but sometimes because
I feel really bad if I would be taking people
to section twenty five A to their table and then
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the people all of a sudden we're like, oh, we
really don't want to sit there, I didn't have the
heart to be like, oh, let me go back to
the map and try to figure this out. I'd just
be like, well, which table do you want? And then
I let them pick, and then I would end up
screwing over servers. And but I just had a hard
time telling people, oh what to do. That was easily
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fixable though. Wow, well, because I mean the people would
all the time. They would go, hey, wen want to
sit there? CODs any wa winks it up here? And
the answer is yes. The answer should always you know,
the customers always right. But the servers did not like
me sometimes right. I got yelled at a lot in
my six weeks. You weren't there there. You must have
been a very good you. Guys. Hit us with your questions,
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hit us with your comments. You can email us the
email addresses mailbag at Bobby Bones dot com. Let's open
it up Bobbies Mailbag. Hey guys, this is Mark. I'm
emailing you this morning to get your opinion on something.
So last night I was in Costco and I saw
a wallet and the parking lot. It was right by
my car and I was like, huh. It had all
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this guy's stuff in a cash cards, no phone number.
So I did some research, found the guy on Facebook
and contacted him. He actually posted on Facebook I lost
my wallet today, I'm freaking out. He was so grateful.
I met up with him at the back of the
Costco game was wallet. He thanked me from a distance
and that was it. Now my girlfriend thought for sure
he would offer me some cash, but he didn't. You know,
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I thought he would too. Was that wrong? I mean,
was he obligated to offer me a reward? Or am
I being a little greedy? Sign mark? Well, you can
relate to that. Yeah, oh yeah, this happened to me
and different. First of all, he doesn't know you anything, right, right,
and you didn't do it to get anything. Honestly, in
your heart, you thought I'm gonna get this guy his
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and I would think you thought that because if it
happened to you, you don't want someone to do that
to you as well. I don't think his first instanct.
If that was your first instant, you're probably taken some cash, right.
And maybe people that are wondering if they're wrong for
feeling like they should have gotten some sort of a reward,
maybe because they're the type of people that would give
a reward nice. Here's what I'm gonna say on the
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front side of this, You're not You shouldn't expect a reward.
You shouldn't expect something back for doing something nice. Right.
It's kenny, you know. Maybe you could have given you
a few bucks, but that's up to him. Maybe he
didn't have it to give. Maybe that cash was for
something specific and that's all the cash that he had.
I don't know. You're not wrong to feel a certain way.
I feel like you're never wrong to feel. You're only
wrong to act sometimes if that action is bad, you're
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not wrong to feel that way. But you didn't if
he didn't want to give you one, You're cool like
you didn't. Don't go in voice him or anything. So
I'll leave it there. Do you feel the same way, Yeah,
you're not. Nobody's obligated to pay you back for you
doing the right thing. You did the right thing, like,
just know that in your heart. Lunchbox. Oh, you should
have probably taken a twenty out of the wall at
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least before you give it to him. That way, when
they say, oh you know, no, I'm not gonna give
you a reward, you already know I already got my reward.
Don't worry about it. So you would say even take
it and then demand you him not give you a reward. Yeah,
I'm like, oh no, don't worry about it, dude, you
don't need to give me a reward. I'm cool, like
I just did another goodness of my heart. You shouldn't
expect a reward. It's okay if he disappointed you didn't
get one, but it's a single person if it were
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an entity like mine. When the bank said, hey, come
back for your reward. The quick version of this story
was I was in an atm I saw a bunch
of money blow out of it. I want to pick
it all up. I took it into the bank, hundreds
and hundreds of dollars. I said, here you go. You
may need this. They said, wow, guy, you're a hero.
Come back Monday, we have a reward for you. That
was on a Friday. So I spent all night Friday night,
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all day Saturday, all day Sunday just thinking of what
that reward was going to be. This is a bank,
a multimillion dollar institution. What trump are they going to
send me on? What car were they gonna buy me.
I arrived to get my reward. Chess poked out only
because they told me. I didn't expect the reward. Ever,
I didn't do it for the reward, but they told
me come get your reward. On Monday. Walked into this
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financial institution, hair slicked back, my collar popped, and they said,
here's a hat for the bank and a teen percent
coupon to the fish restaurant, not even a free meal.
And I wouldn't have cared ex that. They built it
up and it was one of those hats. It doesn't matter.
I shouldn't have expected the reward and I didn't, except
they told me I was going to get one. But
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you do the right thing and you know that in
your heart. It's fine. I'm done now, and I'm irritated
again at the bank. Morgan the email address mail bag
at Bobby Bones dot com. That was bobbies mail bag.
It's time for the good news. So there's this guy.
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He's driving along in his SUV and then he rams
into the back of a bus because he had a
seizure while he was driving. He passed out at the
steering wheel with his foot on the accelerator. You can
hear in the audio the car still revving up against
the bus. Then he just stopped that cut let's stops.
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He's having a seizure right now, Yeah, because he put
and he passed out. So then some bystanders were able
to break the window and get inside to help rescue him. Luckily,
nobody was hurt. He only suffered minor injuries, but pretty crazy,
and then awesome of people to step in and get
him out of there so it would stop doing that.
And everybody's okay, yea, everybody's doing everybody's okay, wow, except
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for I mean, now now he's gonna I don't think
after you, like, if you have seizures, then you can't
drive for like a really long time. Yeah, but at
least now he knows that he may have seizure and
he can step away from the wheel. Good thing for
those uh good Samaritans. Yeah, as they say, all right,
that's what it's all about. That was tell me something good. Say.
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This story comes to us from Pennsylvania. Two people broke
into a house. They thought that people were out of town. Oh,
people are inside. What are we gonna do? Girls like,
I'll tie them up with my brawl. So she tied
them up with their brawl. They got away. Only problem
if she had her name on her tag of the brawl.
That's funny. I'm munch boxed at your bonehead story of
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the day. A lot of you guys are asking questions
from the text line. I have a screen that sees
all the texts. Morgan number two has a screen, the
same screen that SE's all the same text, and so
she notes a lot of these and let's let's answer
some of them. Here we go. Question number one, why
did Amy adopt through Haiti in America? Ooh, a question
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that we hit about once every six months. Yeah, he
has two kids about two years ago. They came to
America after about a five year old process of getting
them from Haiti. Amy. Okay, so we were adopting domestically.
We were unable to get pregnant. We didn't want to
pursue IVF for any other fertility treatments. We did a
little bit, we'll work with that, but then decided adoption
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was probably what we should do. We were adopting a
newborn domestic baby, and that ironically was taking forever. And
in that time frame, I went to Haiti to work,
like on a mission trip to work at this orphanage,
and I saw a need there for older kids, older
as any bitty that's like two and a half three
years old and up. Like all the babies were spoken
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for or matched. But I felt like, oh my gosh,
like what is going to happen to these kids if
some of them age out and they grow up and
they don't have a family and I went home my
husband I talked about it and we were like, are
we could this? Could we be someone that takes in
an older kid from an orphanage? And we both decided
that yeah, we felt like we could do that. So
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we decided to give it a try. And we're still
figuring it out and it took years and years and years. Yeah,
Amy would just go, I gotta go to Haiti, so
she would go, and I would. I went about four
or five times a year for five years, and so, yeah,
it was. It was. It was one of those things
I think it's put on your heart, you just know.
And then we put our domestic adoption on hold and
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pursued that, and that's what that's what we went after
because for us, I think, honestly, you either it's not
it's not for everybody, and sometimes I don't even know
that it's for us, but I think you kind of
have to feel it in your heart if that's what
you should do, And that's we listened to. Our The
answer is quick answer is they were doing a mission
trip in Haiti. We're moved. I saw a need that
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I didn't really without going there, I didn't know that
was a need. I didn't know. Some kids actually, like
my daughter was, you know, six, by the time she
came here, she was ten. Some of those kids then
they're twelve and they're thirteen, and then people are like, oh,
you know, everybody wants a baby or a young one
and they can be you know, and it I couldn't.
I just couldn't imagine them growing up in turning eighteen
and then just being in the streets it, which is
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what happens to some people. Morgan number two. Next question,
how is it determined who talks on the show? Well,
I think it all goes to Amy and I first,
so we talk about it, and then mostly it's who
has an opinion about something? Who who? What would you say?
I don't know that there's a real method to our madness.
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It just starts with Amy and I and kind of
seeps out sometimes if it's like Morgan number two s like,
if it's a young female thing, oh, I'll go Hey,
it's Morgan number two thing, I'll go over to her.
If it's a real dad thing, I'll go to Eddie.
Eddie's got four kids. If it's about casinos and gambling
or lottery tickets, you know, We kind of all have
our specialty as well. I'll go to lunchbox, so if
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it's about movies, we'll go to mind. Everybody kind of
has their there's area of expertise, so I think that's
how Also people will say, hey, I have an idea
for a segment, and if they have the idea for
a segment and it gets used, they get on the
air for that too. I think that's probably how it
goes for the most part. I think you'd like to
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add I know that sounds about right. Mostly I just
go to Amy and go, what do you think? Some
sounds like I've no idea? All right? What else? All right?
Last one? What is Bobby's thoughts on the evolution of
country music or as people know it, pop country music.
My thoughts on the evolution of country music interest that
this has never not been a discussion, meaning for the
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history of country music, it has always been a discussion
of the same country music. It's never not been a discussion.
We're not in this new area of well, country just
sucks now. People have always said that about in the
art by the way period, where there are eras and themes,
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every art is considered garbage by somebody who's in a
different area. It's funny to watch hip hop go through
this same thing because we're handling that country music. You
have guys, well, that's not country. When anyone says that's
not country, I laugh at that because okay, you're you
are the ex part of all art. To me, what
country music is is wonderful, authentic storytelling in music. That's
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what it means to me. Now it may mean to
you a ban Joe. Now, you're not wrong, but I'm
not wrong either. Within art, there is no right or wrong,
and that's the beauty of it, and people that consume
it are dictating where it goes. So when Garth was
blowing up, people were like, that's not country music. They
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said the same thing to Garth. They said the same
thing to Johnny Cash. All of this is happening right now,
has always happened, and when it stops happening, that's when
it dies. Whenever people stop getting mad about where country
music is going, that's when it dies. You never want
to stop having this conversation because when everyone's happy and satisfied,
that means it's just in a place and it's not moving.
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Sometimes it moves in directions. It has to correct itself.
Sometimes it goes in wonderful places to you, but not
to me. So as soon as people stop going well sucks,
it's gonna die. You want it to always be like that.
You want people always challenging art because otherwise, without art
being challenge art stagnates and just dies, dissipates. And it
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is so when people get into those fights, I'm like,
that's where it should be. People should be having these fights.
That's what's amazing about it. Any art, it country music
is we're in that. So it's a big deal to us.
And I know that's a weird way to think about it,
but it's jazz music is a good example. It never evolves.
So now it's like that's dead. Who listens to that?
That's a great example. And I don't listen to jazz,
you know, in the thirties and the forties, Yeah gone.
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So they And for all of you out there, when
you hear a song that's our country music, you're not right.
You're also not wrong because to you that's not country music.
And art is where we hold it in what it
means to us in that spot. We all have our
walls for the art that we like and how we
feel about it, and if it doesn't fit within your walls,
it's okay for it not to be that to you.
And if it doesn't fit in enough people's walls, then
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it people dictate where it goes by spending money on it. Um.
So my real country music would mean you make country
with a rubber band and a stick in the literal country.
Oh and then with a bottle like a Andy Griffith.
You know that would mean. But that's that's not what
it means to most people. Three chords and the Truth,
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Oh goode Wamy came to me. I was like, what
is it Bobby talking about? So that's why I would
say it should be something to be addressed all the time,
because as soon as it's not, it's dead. When it's
not a topic and people worried and bouncing it back
and forth, it just dies. So I love that it's
a conversation. How you feel about that answer, I feel
like it's a good answer. But I mean, yes, keep
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the conversation going, keep the challenges there, especially for artists
to like, you know, test their creativity, push their boundaries,
see where they can go. And that's awesome, But don't
be annoying about it. Yeah. Yeah, there are people that
are very annoying about it. It's they're the hardest too, Like,
there's not a country where I do is country. It's
like an egg. You know, you're right, you're also wrong
because somebody else it can be country. Right, So it's
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like a fine line I'm with you on yeah wow.
Keeping the actually yeah, keeping the conversation and challenging it
keeps it going and evolves it and makes it better
to some, worse to some, but it keeps it going.
But this is why I am the absolute best person
for this job, because I have such respect for the
history of country music, right, love it. Consider myself I'm
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not Marty Stewart, but an elementary scholar of the history
of country music. I also love the new side of
it and the places it goes and the messages because
it's all about the message to me. So listen, when
they brought in a steel guitar to country music, people
were like, this is not country music. What are you
talking about that? When they put an amp with the
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steel guitar, they were like, this is not This is
against But at the time that was crazy. It's what
a snaptrack is now on some of these songs, and
someday we're gonna be like people didn't think snaptracks one
country anyway, Morgan number two, why do you ask me
that question? Now? He's mad? Okay, is that it? Yeah? Okay,
that's it for today. Terry in Baltimore. You're on the
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Bobby Bone Show. Terry, what's happening with you? Good morning Bobby,
Good morning morn studio. Hey Bobby, I read in your
book that you worked with like a speech therapist to
get rid of your accent. Yeah. Do you ever find
yourself lapsing into it when you're talking through some country
stars with sick accents? Yeah? I mean I think I
haven't gotten rid of my accent totally. But what happened
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when I was in college. I thought, Man, if I'm
going to be on the radio and I'm going to
be wherever this weird job sends me, I need to
lose some of my accent. And so I went and
I went for free because they were teaching speech pathology,
so you could work with some of the college kids
that were learning how to teach people later in their career.
And I worked on my my eyes because in Arkansas,
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or your eyes aren't their eyes, and so it'd be like,
I'm feeling feeling fine, that's normal. You're your eyes then
turn to eyes. Another one you do is fishing, is
fishing your I n g's because growing up, it's really
small things that you work on that you try to
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eliminate anyone knowing where you're from. I still have a
bit of a Southern accent, no doubt about it, because
a lot of my friends that live in New York
or that live in mostly the Eastern side of America
give me a hard time about it still because I'll
be on American Idol, which is a national show, and
they'll be like, the Hillbill is on American Idol, And
that's fine. But when I get tired, you start to
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fall back and you get lazy. When I'm tired, I'm
just time tired, tim tired. So yeah, my accent does
come out either when I'm tired or when I go
back home to Arkansas and I'm there around some of
my friends for a long period of time, you kind
of just go back into it. Terry, you're in Baltimore,
do you hear it often? Like? Do you hear it
in me? When I talk rarely, and I've got family
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and friends all over the South, but I do know
when I mean. And I grew up on the East Coast,
but when I visit South, I start thinking an accent.
Nice I am, yeah, when I'm tired, when I'm talking
to folks, and some words I use are very Southern
words that were just in my vernacular that I don't
think about. Like and I didn't know that washing detergent
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was called that regularly until you guys started making fun
of me on the show because I would say, hey,
we got it. I was going to get some washing
powders and you guys like, look at that. Look at
the hill, Millie. It's detergent, yeah, but washing powder. Yeah.
So there are certain things that I say too that
words that I've also tried to eliminate. But I don't
mind being regional at this point, Like I think it
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definitely's who I'm from. I'm really worried about that in
my the first part of my career because I didn't
want to be attached anywhere, and now I'm happy to
be attached to where I'm from. So, um, that's an
interesting question. I thought about that in a while char
I appreciate that. Okay, enjoy the show. You'll have a
good day. Yeah, you have a good day too. Now
you don't drink because you've never had anything to drink.
But if you were to ever start drinking, I could
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see your accent coming out. Then that's when you hear
some people too, like if they have a couple of drinks,
then their accent starts to slip back in because I
guess they just get more relaxed, because you really have
to How many grapefruit in club sodas do I need
before I start falling back into that? I don't know,
do you Samy's Pile of Stories? So do you like
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sad movies? I know you like sad music, but sad
movies that's tough. It's tough. I like movies about dogs,
but the bad thing is most dog movies in sad
true like, oh man, what was that one? So I
don't know that I love sad movies, but I like
movies and the things that I like movies to be
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about often in sad. What's your favorite movie? My dog
Skip is the best dog movie possibly ever. Oh I mean,
I can cry just thinking about that movie. Favorite movie
ever is Man on the Moon Jim Carrey kind of sad,
a little dark, because I don't know about dark. It's
it's a biography, you know, but I thought I've only
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seen bits and pieces of it, and I know I
was kind of sad. It is kind of set overall.
He gets sick. Yeah, Um, I don't. I'm gonna say,
I don't know that it's sad, but I like real stuff,
and you know what reality said a lot of times. Well,
I think this could apply to music too, because music
with you, even though it's sad, it's releasing some sort
of music. Oh and like cookie Monster, but with sad songs. Well,
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I bring all this up because the psychologists explained why
we like sad movies, or even if you don't, why
watching a sad movie is good for you. And there's
four reasons why. Sad movies let people experience emotions, They
create a sense of empathy and bonding with the characters.
The story often results in people feeling better about their
own lives. And then crying can release oxycotton or oxycot what,
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oxytocin and other endorphins. So so basically we just want
to feel, yeah, and sad movies allow you to do do that.
So sometimes maybe you just need to you hear like
people are like I just need to put on a
good sad movie. You get a cry in and like
feel better. What's the most sad movie? And then when
I say what's your favorite sad movie? I go around
the room. Here favorite sad movie? Amy Steel, Magnolia's my
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cry every time. What do you think my favorite sad
movie is? Because my dog Skip comes to his favorite
dog movie. That's a tough one. It's very sad, but
one of my favorite Oh, I'm gonna tell you what
got me was And I don't know if it's sad
and I but Coco Coco, Yeah, Holy Moley, Oh my goodness.
Up is a sad movie. And those are cartoons? What's
wrong with Me? Like, I go to lights to two cartoons.
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It's a most sad movie, Lunchbox. The saddest movie is
The War with Kevin Costner and Elijah Wood Eddie, Oh,
do you ever see big Fish? Big Fish is about
this guy that is just not really close to his
dad and then he gets to know his dad and
then right when that happens, he dies. Pretty sad. How
about the pursuit of happiness? With Will Smith. Oh my gosh,
so sad and it ends up you know not, but
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there are parts of that the bathroom seeing where he
locks himself in the bathroom. But oh what he has
to go through. But you're right it it's like a
cutting feeling, like I for sure feel right now what
I felt then whenever I was watching that movie. All right,
what else you get? Okay? Well, the next thing is
about if you're feeling pain or sadness, the best thing
you can do is have a pet, a dog or
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a cat. Yes, having one literally can ease the pain
when you're going through a difficult situation. Investigators looked at
adults who had lost someone who is very close to them,
you know, a parent, is sibling, a significant other, and
they evaluated how they handled it whether or not they
had a dog or a cat. And the people with
pets got through it a lot. I'd like to make
a I'd like to give a theory, yes, as to
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why I think that is. I think that we have
to become more selfless when we have to take care
of something, so we don't have as much time for
our own sadness. If we've got to take care of
some thing, that's not so much thinking about yourself. That's
what I would say. I think kids are probably a
big factor. And I don't have kids. Have a dog
that doesn't mind. That's all I have right now. Um,
but I would think that's a big reason why. Yeah,
but if your dog was more it was minding and
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being more like because gets sat on my dog minding,
calm and cuddly and stuff like it just can be
of comfort. Still cuddly. My dog is amazing at two times,
when he's going to sleep at night and when he
is still sleepy when he wakes up in the morning.
Same with my kids. We have our best moments then
the rest. It's kind of like a wild card. I
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don't know what's going to happen. Kids are great. Exam Okay,
so Eddie got me this like rubber straw thing like
with a case because I wouldn't stop using plastic straws
and we're all being more aware and conscious of that. Well,
I wanted to talk about this new pinestraw because I
know the big thing with like these reusable straws is
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like how do you clean them? And you carry them
around and uh, well, this is a straw that comes
with a little case. It looks like air podcase, which
is kind of what Eddie gave me. But this case
can actually be filled with water and has little brushes
on the inside and you can shake it up and
it actually cleans the straw and then you dump out
the water. Let me say you can take it off.
I'm all for the environment. I love the environment. Right, great,
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I'm not gonna go through all this for a straw.
I'm just gonna drink with my mouth hole, Like this
is just a lot of work to not use your
mouth hole. You're not gonna shake it up and wash,
You're I just not gonna carry this around with me
when I can. I already have a mouth hole, Like, well,
what is so? Sometimes straws are just so. I just
like venient, But is it worth that convenience to have
an inconvenient straw cleaner? You got a freaking car wash
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in your pocket. You gotta put a quarter in it.
You gotta well in case people are curious, it's a
pin of straw PNNA and I get it as I
get it, Yeah straw, Yeah, there you go. Straw struggle
is real. I'm Amy. That's my pile, right, that was
Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the good news lunchbox.
(30:00):
Good airport staff at Cincinnati's airport found a stuffed dalmatian
sitting in the chair and they're like, man, I wonder
where this belongs. And they put a call out on
social media, did someone lose their stuffed Dalmatian? And it
turns out this six year old Jaden, who had been adopted,
that's the stuffed animally got from the court when he
was adopted, and he had left it in the baggage area.
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And so they found him and reunited with a puppy
all the way down in Florida. That's awesome. Probably meant
a lot to him too, man, That's what it's all about.
That was tell me something good. Over to Amy with
the Morning Corny. The Morning Corny. What's wrong with a
blunt pencil? What's wrong with a blunt pencil? They're just
(30:44):
really pointless? Nice? That was the Morning Corny. Do you
ever eat pho? So that's what I call it? Oh,
I guess it's not called that. I guess called fuff.
Oh I call it foe. Do you read that? Uh No?
But I mean I know I live next to a restaurant.
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They make fun of me because I'm like, hey, what's
the foe And they're like, is that called foe? What's
called fun? Well let's call pho. Okay, yeah yeah, I
just want to know how if you were also lame
like me and said her wrong, Well I do. I
never even I didn't want it was until I think
it's the same place that you go to noodleball. Yeah yeah, yeah.
Here's a voice mel from Carrie. Hey, Bobby, Hey, studio.
We are taking my daughter in two weeks to college
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and setting her up in the dorm and everything. She
is going to nursing school at Georgia's Southwestern. And I
had a question for you. I think a lot of
you guys in the studio have lived in the dorm.
Is there anything that we should know, Like if you
went back and he said, oh I'm glad I had
this or I wish I had this in the dorm.
(31:51):
Her name is Sydney. I'm very proud of her. All right, thanks,
all right, Yeah, I love the dorm. First of all,
the best thing you ever day was moving the door
in my freshman year, made so many friends that I
still am with today. It wasn't the best like living building. Like,
physically it wasn't the best situation. We had to share
a bathroom. We had no bathroom in our room. We
had to walk down the hall and there was a
big bathroom that we all were in. So that part
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wasn't the best. But you're just with folks, and it's
a confusing time because you're a freshman. You don't know
a lot of folks. And when you're forced to be
with people, you meet them, you learn them quicker. I
love the dorm if you have to share a bathroom,
but I would recommend is like some kind of shower
shoe or some kind of flip flop that you can
wear all the time. You I never lived in a dorm.
Oh too good to go for school? Oh I wasn't
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in my freshman year. Remember I didn't get into Texas
A and M, so I had to go to the
to blend the junior college and they didn't have dorms.
Saying dorm was awesome. I love the dorm absolutely the
best thing. You'll make your best friends there and just
whatever you do, don't wear your roommates clothes, you know
what I mean, Like that's what make your keep your
clothes on lockdown because you'll come in sometimes your roommate
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be wearing your underwear and not cool. What you wore
your roommates he wore yours? Ah, he wore mine. Well.
One time found a pair of boxers in his dirty
clothes and I was like, okay, so that's I mean,
just gotta burn those. So yeah, just make sure your roommates. No, no, no, no,
no no no. We had a note. We had one room.
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There were not split rooms in ours, so it was
just literally one small square room. Yeah that's ours. And
we had two beds near each other, and it was
very packed in. I could see where clothes would get
mixed up, but I would never I think, I know
my own underwear. Yeah, yeah, very awkward. Once a guy
came pete in my recliner. I thought it was a bathroom.
I woke up hearing water on fabric and I was like,
what the and he was just peeing. He'd had two
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months to drink, and I was like, what are you doing?
And he bought me another recliner later, and then I
had that one clean, than I had two recliners. Nice boom.
There you go, Sydney. Congratulations. What can I just say
to the dad that this is the sweetest call because
for dad to be so involved in care about his
daughter's well being her door life like that, I think
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that's super sweet. I mean, my dad's awesome. But you
would never call anybody to ask for advice on what
would make my life easier. Final advice would be to you, dad,
is that she will figure out what she needs after
she's there for a bit. Yeah, it's a whole new world.
And it's again lunchbox, and I had the greatest dorm
experiences in a place that really isn't that enjoyable. But
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it's the people, it's the situation. It's everybody's new to college,
you learn. So you should be pumped for her, which
sounds like you already are. And thank you for that
lunchbox you call. I called Subway the restaurant in New York,
and I acted like I was trying to catch a
train and I needed to know what time it was
leaving the subway. So you're actually calling a subway sandwich
(34:45):
shop looking for the actual subway. Yeah, okay, all right,
here we go. Oh yeah, yeah, mil yo, I'm trying
to get on that jay tray into the Queens, you know,
what I'm saying, what times the latest Jay train? I
think they've heard this bit before. Also, what's that accent?
That's about New York? You know what I mean? What's
what's saying? New York, New York, New York. How are you?
(35:08):
How are you doing? It's all your news? Joey all right, yeah, yeah,
I mean, uh yeah, you know, I'm trying to get
I'm a work you know, and I'm working late, and
I'm trying to find out what's the latest one train
to the Bronx. Let's try one more here again. Yeah,
(35:28):
I'm trying to get on that one train to the Bronx.
You know what I'm saying tonight? What times the latest
train leave? So I decided this is Astronauts n subway.
Then oh wait wait wait, no, no, no, it's a
subway that you know what, I'm trying to go to
the Bronx. Go Yanks. You know what I'm saying. I
got a business meeting. Yeah, sorry that I don't know
because this subby Astronaut is Saturday. So you you you
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don't look up the subway. You don't have the map
right there? You tell me how to get there. I
don't have that I don't know. Oh man, you know,
like because I'm new here, I'm not you were used
to these subways and I'm just trying to figure out
my way around. Is the one train a good train?
Is that a good one to take to the Bronx.
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He's like, you're an idiot. I'm kind of like, you're
an idiot. Here's the game. I will give you the actor,
you give me the TV role they're best known for. Okay,
And these are all people that basically we just know
from having one role. Does that make sense? Like, for example,
how this came up was Elizabeth Berkeley had a birthday
(36:31):
last week from forty eight? Do you know who Elizae Berkeleys? Yes? Um,
say by the Bell Jesse Spano. Mostly people know her
as Jesse Spano. Yeah. Or that dancer show she did
is a movie? Right? Yeah? What is it called show Girls?
That was a good one. She also finished sixth on
(36:52):
Dancing with the Star Season seventeen. I had no idea exactly. Okay,
So I'll give you the actor. See if you can
give me the TV role they're best known for, Amy Lunchbox,
Morgan Nuber two. You guys all play okay, all right?
Write your answer down up first, Jason Alexander. What's the
one role that Jason Alexander had that we know him
(37:15):
for his head of the roles Morgan, are you in in?
What do you have? I don't have. I don't know
his character name. I have Seinfeld Seinfeld's right, good, Lunchbox
George Costanza. Okay, Seinfeld, Wait, don't looking for I have
George Costanza. Mike, what do you want on this dude?
Character name? Morgan? I'm sorry, the judge has ruled Amy
and Lunchbox one point. It is George Costanza from Seinfeld?
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All right, how about this one Rain Wilson Morgan. That's
seventies show. I got nothing? Also not a name person
Lunchbox White shrewt Amy Dwight Truth from the Office Dwhite shrewd. Yeah.
How about Alfonso Roberto here's an act he Alfonso Ribero Morgan. Well,
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you're struggling. Huh, I really? Am is An't? Did I
do that? Guy? Isn't? No? Is not? It's Carlton Banks, Amy,
Carlton Banks from The Fresh Prince. Right, that's it. Now,
this is a story about Jalil White. Jalil White, what
(38:29):
character did you play? Mostly just know him from this
one character Morgan Family Matters. I really don't have characters
Arkle Amy, Arkle Family Matters. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay, one
(38:55):
more Kelsey Grammar, Kelsey Grammar. We're gonna going over five.
I mean, I'm looking at you. O there. You don't
even put your head down to try to think of one.
This is there's nothing and these are all older shows
for me. Yeah, but they're still on reruns. Yeah. I
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know that. I know the TV shows, but character wise, yeah,
I got nothing. Kelsey Graham, what do you have? Nothing?
Taylor No, on the same time, but not the same
show Lunchbox. He's Frasier Amy. Shoot, I thought the show
was called Kelsey. Was his name Kelsey Grammar? I just
said Kelsey Grammar. I know, but I thought I thought
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he was played himself. But it was Frasier, wasn't it.
It was Frasier Crane. Yeah, I put Kelsey Grammar. Do
you know how you know? Shows are like that? Sometimes
Lunchbox wins. There you go. Amy sent me a text
and all that said is I love you having a girlfriend.
(40:02):
Why do you send that text? Oh? I think I
just this feeling different about how you are and how fun.
It is to have her, I guess obviously because I
like her. I like you having a girlfriend. If I
didn't like her, then it would be a nightmare. But
I love her, and then I love how she is
(40:22):
for you and how you are. How am I any different?
Because I feel everything just feels different. It's I can't
explain it. That's why I'm having trouble finding the words.
Other than that, I wanted you to know, like, I
really like this relationship a lot. I think she's good
for you. I think she's fun. I think she's You're
(40:45):
more social, but not in a I mean, we're in
a pandemic. You'll you're not like super social, but you're
intentional about y'all. Just do things together. Like I can
tell it's been good for you. Something about you is
just more. I'm gonna tell you what she did to me,
so I'm very much about being on time all the time.
(41:06):
She did take it or leave it right same. That's
why I like her. Yeah, Well, we had a meeting
with a guy and we were meeting at this place,
and I don't want to get too many details, but
he was providing a service and we were meeting there
to see if he had provided sort and he's like
eight minutes late, and I'm like, I could not believe
(41:27):
he's eight minutes. Did she tell you the story? No,
but I mean I've been there with my husband. I said,
if it were me, I will be her fifteen minutes
early because I'm trying to sell my service. And she's like, well,
everybody's not like you. Let's just hear him out and
if he says something, great, If he doesn't, whatever, don't
do what you do. What I do is I'm just
already irritated. I'm irritated. I'm like, I respected you enough
(41:48):
to be here on time. You couldn't respect It's just
my normal met I'm always going to be there because
I feel so the guy gets there, I'm irritated eight
minutes late. So we said to Able. We start talking
about whatever we're talking about, and he's like, hey, I'm
it's embarrassing to share. He's like, I'm really sorry, I'm late.
Uh my dad's buried over here. I don't get to
(42:11):
this part of town often. And I stopped off and
I was just like I am yeah, see, and then
we finished and she just looked at me and she's
like yeah, and she's good for you. She's a yin
to your yang or whatever that would be the accurate
(42:32):
thing to say, like Yindi yang. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I felt pretty dumb after that, but I still then
I was like, then this is me being an idiot.
I was like, but don't really fifteen minutes earlier, but
maybe it was. I know, you're right, You're right, that's
all I'm saying. But she is good in that way.
She does push. Yeah, she doesn't take my crap. Yeah
she doesn't, but I think she should take it a
little more, honestly, Why because I like my crap be
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taking a little bit. Yeah. I think she's good for you.
I've I just feel something different. I was asking her
about you the other day because she's you know, she
moved here and it's not been normal socially, so she
hasn't been able to go out and make friends really,
And I was like, who would you like what you
put on your tier of friends because you know, she
can't like go out, she can't go to a gym
(43:15):
and work out and meet people, but you're up in
her a list. Yeah, she was like, Amy, Obviously, I
was worried about that. You always worry about that. Yeah,
I think that it's awesome to see you caring about somebody.
Look at that. Not that you don't care. I mean
you care about people. But in this way, it's just
been good for you. I see a difference. Can't really
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explain it. I just like it and I like her,
So don't mess it up. Excuse me, I was about
to go to song. Excuse me, I don't mess it up?
What do you What do you mean? Don't get scared?
And I'm not going to I know. I'm just or don't.
Don't you mess up and do something? Well? Would I do?
I don't know, I just don't. Okay, it's time for
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the good news. Good An Indiana boy got some help
running his lemonade stand from a surprising person, a local cop.
Jalen Wilson was totally surprised when South Bend officer Ron
Glonde showed up and said, Hey, let me help you
out with this lemonade and this popcorn, and I'll do
some selling too. And that wasn't enough. The officer pledged
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to match one hundred percent of the money that his
stand made that day. He was gonna match it, so
one He's like, dang, that's really cool. And two he's like, man,
cops are on here are awesome, and he's like, hey,
don't be a friend of police officers. That's what Jalen said.
So I love that story. I wanted to share it
with you, guys. That's what it's all about. That was
tell me something good. When's your son's birthday? August ten?
(44:48):
Next week? Next week? Yeah, Dan, he's gonna be ten.
It's a big one. Yeah, we intend for me was
big because you turned double digits. I know, I can't
believe it. He thinks he should a phone because he's
gonna be ten. Are you gonna give him a phone? No?
What do you get a ten year old? I think
like a hoverboard or something, yeah, or something like that,
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because his sister got one for her birthday and now
they fight over it and I'm kind of done with that.
So they can't tell you about the golden birthday. Yes,
you did, because I mentioned to her that he's turning
ten and his birthday's August tenth, and she immediately said
his golden birthday. I looked at her August tenth. August tenth,
he's turning ten on twenty ten, Yeah, twenty It doesn't
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matter the year. It only matters the day you were born.
Oh what stinks? For me? I was two, right, I know,
I remember my golden birthday right, and I missed mine.
I was eighteen because mine's March eighteenth, and so I
was like, why am I just now learning this? Someone
was forty years old and she acts like it's a
really big deal and you celebrate it and make a
huge deal about it. I'm like, well, thank goodness you
(45:56):
told me in time. You explained the golden birthday again.
It's when you're turning the age of the day that
your birthday is on. So you're April second two. We're
sorry about that eighteen for me. My daughter, she'll be
twenty five for her golden birthday. Lunchbox missed. I think
we all missed ours because oh, yeah, we're old. There's
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more than no more than thirty, I guess Morgan, Morgan,
what's your birthday? No, mine's October six? You're six? Did
your parents celebrate it? Don't have you ever heard of
it on birthday? Either? But for some people, yeah, they
it's like super special. So I'm gonna we're gonna live
it up. It's his golden year. Have you told him
it's a golden birthday? Now, I'm a surprising on his
birthday and then I'll just tell Sophia, don't get jealous.
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At twenty five you'll get something. Wait, what's happened? So
you guys doing like I'm I'm assuming you're doing something
a story your daughter or you did a socially distant movie. Yeah,
I mean we just had a movie on a big
screen at the house. I think we're need the same thing,
but outside. Hers was supposed to be outside, but the
weather was bad, so we had to do it inside,
So it'll kind of be the same. Is there anything
(47:01):
I can't get him? No? You want to get him
a houd Oh? Get him a Phone's kidding? No, no, no,
Because when I came and I was like, here's all
this stuff. I know, what can I not get him? Well?
Would you like me to get him? He has a list? Okay, okay, yeah,
be easier. Listen. If he's got something out there, I'm
happy to get it. Is there a registry? Can I
(47:23):
clean you? No, there's no registry. I don't want to
get ridiculous. But he does have a list, and he
is really excited about his birthday, So that's cute. I
want him to. He just is such a little he's
like ten, but he's just stuff. She is super responsible
and knows where all of her stuff is. And then
he just kind of loses things, you know, But that's
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not an age thing. He'll probably do that his whole life,
like you and me. That's why I can't. We're similar
in a lot of ways, but also you live your
life wild and free. I live my life regimented down
to the minute second, make sure things are buttoned up.
That doesn't mean we're any any better or worse each other.
He like put stuff in his jacket pocket and then
doesn't zip up the pocket, and then ties the jacket
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around his waist and then goes for a bike ride.
And he's like, I don't know what happened in my AirPods.
I don't know where were they. They're in my pocket?
Which pocket, the one dangling down while you have it
tied around your waist. So stuff like that. So that's
why I'm hesitant sometimes telling me he needs air pods. No,
but he he got air pods because he earned them.
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He did a bunch of work and earned him because
he really wanted them, but he only lost one AirPod,
you know, because well, you know, what I learned is
you can buy single air pods. Inn't that awesome. I
didn't know that you rematch them, pair them, I guess so.
I only had just found it online because I was
researching him buying. I thought it'd be funny for his
birthday for him to open it up and it'd just
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be one AirPod, you know, and it said you can
do it, So whatever. Happy Golden Birthday, Happy golden birthday.
All right. This is a message that was left for
me from Jackson, who's thirteen years old. More a video.
I'm thirteen years old and me and my family have
been talking about maybe moving, Bobby. I know that you
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said you moved many times in their life. Can you
help me give you some advice, you know, like going
to a brandish school. You know, new people, don't know nobody.
I would really appreciate it, man, I tell you, I
went to a bunch of new schools. They walked you
in that classroom door and they would say class this
is Bobby. Have them look at you and care that
they have the opposite would try to show you they
(49:31):
didn't care at all. The best thing about it was, though,
is every stop I made I made more and more friends.
It's always a bit awkward and weird when you have
to be new people, and not just for thirteen years old,
when you go to college, when you start a new job.
This is something that happens to you in your life
over and over again. The great thing about it is
you get to start experiencing it and getting better at
it younger. For me, it was a valuable tool. Yeah,
(49:52):
stink sometimes, but at some point in your life you're
gonna have to do it anyway. So I mean I
changed schools second grade, fourth grade, sixth grade at least
four times. And every time they open that door you
walk into a classroom, kid's already sitting in there. Also, listen,
if you're moving into virtual school time and everything's kind
(50:14):
off anyway, maybe it's easier to get back in that way.
Oh yeah, true, because everything's so off anyway. Let's hope
to God kids get back to school as soon as
they possibly can when everything is safe. But here's what
I'm gonna say, Jackson. For me as someone who move
around lot, because we would get kicked out of places
to kick out the tray of the park evicted. It
isn't the most pleasurable thing right away, but you make
so many more friends, and you're gonna be so ahead
of the game for everyone else in life that hasn't
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had to move around and go through those situations. It's
gonna make you so much stronger. Like, if I need to,
I can walk in a room right now and just
dominate the room. There's just a skill I've had to
pick up. So it's gonna be good for you. Man.
You're gonna make a lot of friend and it's also listen, Jackson,
I'm gonna tell you. I don't know how the situation
is with the girls, but when you're the new guy,
all the girls are a little bit curious at first.
Oh tell us more. Well, they were only curious for
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a minute. They figured me out than they wouldn't. But
for Jackson, anything like a real winner there. I like, Yeah,
it's gonna be an overall good experience. Jackson. It'll be
a little rocky for a second, but I think you're
gonna be very happy you move because you're just gonna
acquire a whole new skill set. You're gonna make a
whole new crop of friends, and I'll end on this.
If there was something about you at your last school
you didn't like you, turn it. You know, people had
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an idea of you for someone. You can be whoever
you want. It's a new school. It's like when you
go to college, you're like you, you don't have me
the same person you're in high school. If you're trying
to like have people know something about you that maybe
you didn't do a good enough job at you can
do that here. He can be anybody you want. All right, Jackson,
go get them, dude. All right, check this game out.
I'm gonna play you a cartoon character. It's voiced by
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a celebrity. Just name the celebrity doing the voice. For example,
this number one is pretty easy. What do you from
Toy Story? That's Tom Hanks. That's Tom Hanks. Right, Okay,
at five of these for you, Let's see how many
you get. Here. You go first, one up is Dory
from Finding Nemo. I suffered from short term memory laws. No,
(52:00):
it's true. I forget things almost instantly. It runs in
my family. When life gets you down, you know what
you gotta do. Just keep swimming, Just keep swimming, Just
keep swimming, swimming. Swimming was my dream job. That's ellen.
What is voicing a fish? Oh? A specific fish? Yeah,
all right? This is a baby from boss Baby. Fine,
I can talk. Now, Let's see if you can listen.
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Give me a double espresso and see if there's some
placed around here with decent sushi. I kill for a
spicy tune. Roll right about. Now, get yourself a little something.
Who's that celebrity voice? I've seen boss Baby, but I
don't know who that is? Should I know? Can I
get a hint? New Yorker? I mean you can hear it,
buy his accent a little bit, right, we play a
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little more of that. Fine, I can talk now. Let's
see if you can listen anything. It's Alec Baldwin. Oh okay, yeah,
now I know that here to the game. Fine, I
can talk here now, now let's see you totally all right,
see if you can name Branch from Trolls, really really great,
good job. I could hear you from a mile away, Poppy,
if I can hear you, so getting the Burgens. They're
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not going to find me because I'll be in my
highly nice Okay. How about Oscar from shark Tail. So no,
and it's just hard, all right, because I'm I'm a
little fish in a big pond, a really big pond,
the ocean. I'm a nobody's that. Well, let's do MAUI
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from Malana unless you already know the rock? Yeah what
I believe you were trying to say? All right, all right,
she knows that. How about grew from Despicable Me. Rule
number one, you will not touch anything. Okay. Rule number two,
you will not bother me while I'm working. Rule number
three you will not cry or y lap, or giggle
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or sneeze or barbar fart shoot, um, say Michael Scott,
Steve Carell, that's who it is. Nice shot, your bonus went.
See if you can name Ralph from Wrecket Ralph. My
name's Ralph and I'm a bad guy. Uh let's see.
I'm nine feet tall high, weigh six hundred and forty
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three pounds, got a little bit of a temper on me.
I'm a wrecker. I wreck things professionally. I mean, I'm
very good at what I do. Probably the best I know.
You know that is John c Riley. I don't know
do you know who that is? And I said, John,
what if you saw a picture? Um? Step brothers, He's
the other step Oh yeah, okay, alright, alright's Will Ferrell
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it okay, I give you a B minus. Thank you.
I'll take it. I was a B student. I hope
everybody has a great day. Thanks for hanging out. We
just appreciate that you'll be our friends and hopefully we
give me some companionship as you do whatever it is
you're doing this morning, or listen on the podcast, whatever
you're doing. Just thank you. See tomorrow, by everybody, get
your Bobby balls.
Good. So guys, welcome to tuesday's show, Morning Studio, Morning Amy.
How are you doing good? How about you? Pretty good?
Here's the question, because my dog, if I see him
having a nightmare in his little bed, I always go, oh,
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I ain't all wake him up, because he'll be in
bed slap waving its stuff, slapping it stuff. If your
dog was doing that, like going on just like asleep
but slapping it, would you wake your dog up? I mean,
he's bothering you. No, he's just in his bed. But
you can tell he's a sleeping something's going on. Okay, No,
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I don't. Why do you? Because you want to if
it's having a nightmare, you want him to not have
to do that. I kind of feel like I'm my
nightmare patrol with him, okay, because he'll just be going
at it and I'm like Stanley and you also fall
also a sleep so quickly again that I'm okay with it.
Oh yeah, that's always wondering because he was having some
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sort of fit this morning and it's bed. But now
my dog ninety five percent of the time he sleeps,
he doesn't have a room anymore. He just stays in
the house. Is all cool? And I used to put
him in a room. Is it first of us a
crate when he's a puppy, bigger, bigger. Now we've kind
of he just runs free in the house. But he's
a big he's a bulldog. He's sixty pounds. He still
likes to chew at all times, meaning it does not
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to chew to destroy. There's like a piece of iron,
he would just chew on it. He has something from
when he was He just always likes to chew. We
were told before we got him, because when he was
sick and two, they were like him and another dog.
They just chew all the time. From puppy. But when
he gets tightered, he'll grab your foot with his mouth
and just gnaw, not hard, but just gnaw. There's something
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in him that makes him want to chew all the time,
like it's soothing for him. Whatever it is, I don't
like it. But now it's just trying to get into
a chew on the right things like if you must chew.
Because we have this unlike the bottom of the ball,
this bar thing we have in our house. He there's
a piece of wood and he's chewed it. It's just
like splinters everywhere like that's not that's what not to
chew right, and the chew toys I buy him, he
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doesn't want to chew on. He only wants to chew
on things, and he shouldn't chew on and all things
I buy him to chew on. He looks at it's
like he knows, like it's more valuable if he's not
supposed to chew on it. But I do have to
say it, I've been very grateful that he hasn't been
sick in a while. And I don't believe in the jinks,
but he's been almost two and a half months that
any sort of surgery whatsoever, which is which is a
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record for that dog, because he's had seven surgeries at
this point. All right, Anyway, that's why I was. That
was on my mind when I walked in. I know
now I'm wondering if I should start waking my dog up. Listen,
he could be having the greatest dream ever. He could
be running through a field with a bunch of lady bulldogs.
Why would you want to interrupt that? Right, I don't
feel like that's what it is. Though. I've never heard
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about tipping the kitchen. Me neither, But my brother in
law does this all the time, and I thought, why
have I never heard of this or thought of it,
because you know, it is a way of being considerate
of the entire staff at a restaurant. But what he'll
do is he'll leave a tip for his server and
then like add extra and then he just tells the server, hey,
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this is yours, and if you could tip the rest
out to the kitchen, I'd appreciate that. And the server
is he said, nine times out of ten, they'd get
it right away and they're like, awesome, kitchen's gonna love it.
Never heard of it and it worked in a restaurant
as a server for a long time. Nobody ever tipped
a kitchen when I was working at the restaurant, and
I've never tipped a kitchen because I didn't know that
was a thing me neither of it. Now I'm going
to be aware of that. And then so we started
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talking about it. The reason why it came up is
I think my brother in law was just going to
order one drink, but we had already paid the full bill,
and then my other brother in law was like, hey,
why don't you just go ahead and add a big
tip on top of that. One drink and give it
to the kitchen. And that's how the conversation started. So
(04:02):
you could even do it that way if you want
to separate it from the servers tip. Would you tip
to kitchen lunchbox? No, well, I like, listen if they're gonna.
I can't tip everybody in the restaurant. I don't tip
the hostess, I don't tip the I mean, listen, guys,
there is one person I'm tipping, the waiter. If he
wants to give some of his money to the kitchen
staff or making him look good by getting me food,
that's fine. But I don't have time and I don't
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have the financials to be tipping everybody in the restaurant. Sorry, guys,
I appreciate you working in the kitchen and cooking me food,
but I ain't tipping you. That's a good point. I
don't think that this is for everybody. But my brother
in law is in a place where he's like, I
can do this, and and I just so I do it.
But I don't think it has to be for everybody. Well,
in all my days of waiting tables, nobody ever tipped
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kitchen never, I know, I never all my days of
me and hostess for six weeks. Well, but we would have.
But the thing is, we would always pay out the
bus boys, you know, from our tips, like we were
expected to pay included like your tip. It just depends
on where you went. Because with us, you know, we
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would at the end of the night, we would collect,
we'd have all our tips, and then we would give
a percentage to the bus boys and girls, the bussers
because they made our job easier. So yeah, we was
never a thing to tip the bussers. Also, if I'm
Amy's waiting on Amy's table and her brother in law says,
here tip the kitchen, Yeah, buddy, got you, no problem,
I'll do that. Yeah my back pocket. No, that's yeah,
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interesting though, I wonder if that's it. Where does he live?
Let's date. He lives in Houston. So is he a
ball a bigger city? He's pretty. Yeah, he's worked as
about off, but he's very success. He's older. Yeah, oh
he's a lot older. I can't understand ballers doing that. Yeah,
it saysn't a show off. No, he wasn't showing off.
I would do that to show off, okay, would be
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like and it's for the kitchen. Yeah, No, he's not
like that at all. He just, I think appreciate tries
to appreciate all the work of all the people, and
you know so how hard it is, especially right now,
so he's tipping the kitchens. Did you ever get tipped
as a hostess for six weeks? That's what I recall.
Sometimes I would seat people in the wrong area. But
here's the thing about being a hostess is you know
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you have your map of the restaurant. You have a
two different sections at each server, you should divide up
the people that come in, so you don't want to
double seat anybody because that would be as you as
a waiter, that's add stress. Right. So, but sometimes because
I feel really bad if I would be taking people
to section twenty five A to their table and then
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the people all of a sudden we're like, oh, we
really don't want to sit there, I didn't have the
heart to be like, oh, let me go back to
the map and try to figure this out. I'd just
be like, well, which table do you want? And then
I let them pick, and then I would end up
screwing over servers. And but I just had a hard
time telling people, oh what to do. That was easily
(06:54):
fixable though. Wow, well, because I mean the people would
all the time. They would go, hey, wen want to
sit there? CODs any wa winks it up here? And
the answer is yes. The answer should always you know,
the customers always right. But the servers did not like
me sometimes right. I got yelled at a lot in
my six weeks. You weren't there there. You must have
been a very good you. Guys. Hit us with your questions,
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hit us with your comments. You can email us the
email addresses mailbag at Bobby Bones dot com. Let's open
it up Bobbies Mailbag. Hey guys, this is Mark. I'm
emailing you this morning to get your opinion on something.
So last night I was in Costco and I saw
a wallet and the parking lot. It was right by
my car and I was like, huh. It had all
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this guy's stuff in a cash cards, no phone number.
So I did some research, found the guy on Facebook
and contacted him. He actually posted on Facebook I lost
my wallet today, I'm freaking out. He was so grateful.
I met up with him at the back of the
Costco game was wallet. He thanked me from a distance
and that was it. Now my girlfriend thought for sure
he would offer me some cash, but he didn't. You know,
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I thought he would too. Was that wrong? I mean,
was he obligated to offer me a reward? Or am
I being a little greedy? Sign mark? Well, you can
relate to that. Yeah, oh yeah, this happened to me
and different. First of all, he doesn't know you anything, right, right,
and you didn't do it to get anything. Honestly, in
your heart, you thought I'm gonna get this guy his
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and I would think you thought that because if it
happened to you, you don't want someone to do that
to you as well. I don't think his first instanct.
If that was your first instant, you're probably taken some cash, right.
And maybe people that are wondering if they're wrong for
feeling like they should have gotten some sort of a reward,
maybe because they're the type of people that would give
a reward nice. Here's what I'm gonna say on the
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front side of this, You're not You shouldn't expect a reward.
You shouldn't expect something back for doing something nice. Right.
It's kenny, you know. Maybe you could have given you
a few bucks, but that's up to him. Maybe he
didn't have it to give. Maybe that cash was for
something specific and that's all the cash that he had.
I don't know. You're not wrong to feel a certain way.
I feel like you're never wrong to feel. You're only
wrong to act sometimes if that action is bad, you're
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not wrong to feel that way. But you didn't if
he didn't want to give you one, You're cool like
you didn't. Don't go in voice him or anything. So
I'll leave it there. Do you feel the same way, Yeah,
you're not. Nobody's obligated to pay you back for you
doing the right thing. You did the right thing, like,
just know that in your heart. Lunchbox. Oh, you should
have probably taken a twenty out of the wall at
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least before you give it to him. That way, when
they say, oh you know, no, I'm not gonna give
you a reward, you already know I already got my reward.
Don't worry about it. So you would say even take
it and then demand you him not give you a reward. Yeah,
I'm like, oh no, don't worry about it, dude, you
don't need to give me a reward. I'm cool, like
I just did another goodness of my heart. You shouldn't
expect a reward. It's okay if he disappointed you didn't
get one, but it's a single person if it were
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an entity like mine. When the bank said, hey, come
back for your reward. The quick version of this story
was I was in an atm I saw a bunch
of money blow out of it. I want to pick
it all up. I took it into the bank, hundreds
and hundreds of dollars. I said, here you go. You
may need this. They said, wow, guy, you're a hero.
Come back Monday, we have a reward for you. That
was on a Friday. So I spent all night Friday night,
(10:06):
all day Saturday, all day Sunday just thinking of what
that reward was going to be. This is a bank,
a multimillion dollar institution. What trump are they going to
send me on? What car were they gonna buy me.
I arrived to get my reward. Chess poked out only
because they told me. I didn't expect the reward. Ever,
I didn't do it for the reward, but they told
me come get your reward. On Monday. Walked into this
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financial institution, hair slicked back, my collar popped, and they said,
here's a hat for the bank and a teen percent
coupon to the fish restaurant, not even a free meal.
And I wouldn't have cared ex that. They built it
up and it was one of those hats. It doesn't matter.
I shouldn't have expected the reward and I didn't, except
they told me I was going to get one. But
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you do the right thing and you know that in
your heart. It's fine. I'm done now, and I'm irritated
again at the bank. Morgan the email address mail bag
at Bobby Bones dot com. That was bobbies mail bag.
It's time for the good news. So there's this guy.
(11:09):
He's driving along in his SUV and then he rams
into the back of a bus because he had a
seizure while he was driving. He passed out at the
steering wheel with his foot on the accelerator. You can
hear in the audio the car still revving up against
the bus. Then he just stopped that cut let's stops.
(11:30):
He's having a seizure right now, Yeah, because he put
and he passed out. So then some bystanders were able
to break the window and get inside to help rescue him. Luckily,
nobody was hurt. He only suffered minor injuries, but pretty crazy,
and then awesome of people to step in and get
him out of there so it would stop doing that.
And everybody's okay, yea, everybody's doing everybody's okay, wow, except
(11:53):
for I mean, now now he's gonna I don't think
after you, like, if you have seizures, then you can't
drive for like a really long time. Yeah, but at
least now he knows that he may have seizure and
he can step away from the wheel. Good thing for
those uh good Samaritans. Yeah, as they say, all right,
that's what it's all about. That was tell me something good. Say.
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This story comes to us from Pennsylvania. Two people broke
into a house. They thought that people were out of town. Oh,
people are inside. What are we gonna do? Girls like,
I'll tie them up with my brawl. So she tied
them up with their brawl. They got away. Only problem
if she had her name on her tag of the brawl.
That's funny. I'm munch boxed at your bonehead story of
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the day. A lot of you guys are asking questions
from the text line. I have a screen that sees
all the texts. Morgan number two has a screen, the
same screen that SE's all the same text, and so
she notes a lot of these and let's let's answer
some of them. Here we go. Question number one, why
did Amy adopt through Haiti in America? Ooh, a question
(12:55):
that we hit about once every six months. Yeah, he
has two kids about two years ago. They came to
America after about a five year old process of getting
them from Haiti. Amy. Okay, so we were adopting domestically.
We were unable to get pregnant. We didn't want to
pursue IVF for any other fertility treatments. We did a
little bit, we'll work with that, but then decided adoption
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was probably what we should do. We were adopting a
newborn domestic baby, and that ironically was taking forever. And
in that time frame, I went to Haiti to work,
like on a mission trip to work at this orphanage,
and I saw a need there for older kids, older
as any bitty that's like two and a half three
years old and up. Like all the babies were spoken
(13:37):
for or matched. But I felt like, oh my gosh,
like what is going to happen to these kids if
some of them age out and they grow up and
they don't have a family and I went home my
husband I talked about it and we were like, are
we could this? Could we be someone that takes in
an older kid from an orphanage? And we both decided
that yeah, we felt like we could do that. So
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we decided to give it a try. And we're still
figuring it out and it took years and years and years. Yeah,
Amy would just go, I gotta go to Haiti, so
she would go, and I would. I went about four
or five times a year for five years, and so, yeah,
it was. It was. It was one of those things
I think it's put on your heart, you just know.
And then we put our domestic adoption on hold and
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pursued that, and that's what that's what we went after
because for us, I think, honestly, you either it's not
it's not for everybody, and sometimes I don't even know
that it's for us, but I think you kind of
have to feel it in your heart if that's what
you should do, And that's we listened to. Our The
answer is quick answer is they were doing a mission
trip in Haiti. We're moved. I saw a need that
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I didn't really without going there, I didn't know that
was a need. I didn't know. Some kids actually, like
my daughter was, you know, six, by the time she
came here, she was ten. Some of those kids then
they're twelve and they're thirteen, and then people are like, oh,
you know, everybody wants a baby or a young one
and they can be you know, and it I couldn't.
I just couldn't imagine them growing up in turning eighteen
and then just being in the streets it, which is
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what happens to some people. Morgan number two. Next question,
how is it determined who talks on the show? Well,
I think it all goes to Amy and I first,
so we talk about it, and then mostly it's who
has an opinion about something? Who who? What would you say?
I don't know that there's a real method to our madness.
(15:25):
It just starts with Amy and I and kind of
seeps out sometimes if it's like Morgan number two s like,
if it's a young female thing, oh, I'll go Hey,
it's Morgan number two thing, I'll go over to her.
If it's a real dad thing, I'll go to Eddie.
Eddie's got four kids. If it's about casinos and gambling
or lottery tickets, you know, We kind of all have
our specialty as well. I'll go to lunchbox, so if
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it's about movies, we'll go to mind. Everybody kind of
has their there's area of expertise, so I think that's
how Also people will say, hey, I have an idea
for a segment, and if they have the idea for
a segment and it gets used, they get on the
air for that too. I think that's probably how it
goes for the most part. I think you'd like to
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add I know that sounds about right. Mostly I just
go to Amy and go, what do you think? Some
sounds like I've no idea? All right? What else? All right?
Last one? What is Bobby's thoughts on the evolution of
country music or as people know it, pop country music.
My thoughts on the evolution of country music interest that
this has never not been a discussion, meaning for the
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history of country music, it has always been a discussion
of the same country music. It's never not been a discussion.
We're not in this new area of well, country just
sucks now. People have always said that about in the
art by the way period, where there are eras and themes,
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every art is considered garbage by somebody who's in a
different area. It's funny to watch hip hop go through
this same thing because we're handling that country music. You
have guys, well, that's not country. When anyone says that's
not country, I laugh at that because okay, you're you
are the ex part of all art. To me, what
country music is is wonderful, authentic storytelling in music. That's
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what it means to me. Now it may mean to
you a ban Joe. Now, you're not wrong, but I'm
not wrong either. Within art, there is no right or wrong,
and that's the beauty of it, and people that consume
it are dictating where it goes. So when Garth was
blowing up, people were like, that's not country music. They
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said the same thing to Garth. They said the same
thing to Johnny Cash. All of this is happening right now,
has always happened, and when it stops happening, that's when
it dies. Whenever people stop getting mad about where country
music is going, that's when it dies. You never want
to stop having this conversation because when everyone's happy and satisfied,
that means it's just in a place and it's not moving.
(18:01):
Sometimes it moves in directions. It has to correct itself.
Sometimes it goes in wonderful places to you, but not
to me. So as soon as people stop going well sucks,
it's gonna die. You want it to always be like that.
You want people always challenging art because otherwise, without art
being challenge art stagnates and just dies, dissipates. And it
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is so when people get into those fights, I'm like,
that's where it should be. People should be having these fights.
That's what's amazing about it. Any art, it country music
is we're in that. So it's a big deal to us.
And I know that's a weird way to think about it,
but it's jazz music is a good example. It never evolves.
So now it's like that's dead. Who listens to that?
That's a great example. And I don't listen to jazz,
you know, in the thirties and the forties, Yeah gone.
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So they And for all of you out there, when
you hear a song that's our country music, you're not right.
You're also not wrong because to you that's not country music.
And art is where we hold it in what it
means to us in that spot. We all have our
walls for the art that we like and how we
feel about it, and if it doesn't fit within your walls,
it's okay for it not to be that to you.
And if it doesn't fit in enough people's walls, then
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it people dictate where it goes by spending money on it. Um.
So my real country music would mean you make country
with a rubber band and a stick in the literal country.
Oh and then with a bottle like a Andy Griffith.
You know that would mean. But that's that's not what
it means to most people. Three chords and the Truth,
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Oh goode Wamy came to me. I was like, what
is it Bobby talking about? So that's why I would
say it should be something to be addressed all the time,
because as soon as it's not, it's dead. When it's
not a topic and people worried and bouncing it back
and forth, it just dies. So I love that it's
a conversation. How you feel about that answer, I feel
like it's a good answer. But I mean, yes, keep
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the conversation going, keep the challenges there, especially for artists
to like, you know, test their creativity, push their boundaries,
see where they can go. And that's awesome, But don't
be annoying about it. Yeah. Yeah, there are people that
are very annoying about it. It's they're the hardest too, Like,
there's not a country where I do is country. It's
like an egg. You know, you're right, you're also wrong
because somebody else it can be country. Right, So it's
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like a fine line I'm with you on yeah wow.
Keeping the actually yeah, keeping the conversation and challenging it
keeps it going and evolves it and makes it better
to some, worse to some, but it keeps it going.
But this is why I am the absolute best person
for this job, because I have such respect for the
history of country music, right, love it. Consider myself I'm
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not Marty Stewart, but an elementary scholar of the history
of country music. I also love the new side of
it and the places it goes and the messages because
it's all about the message to me. So listen, when
they brought in a steel guitar to country music, people
were like, this is not country music. What are you
talking about that? When they put an amp with the
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steel guitar, they were like, this is not This is
against But at the time that was crazy. It's what
a snaptrack is now on some of these songs, and
someday we're gonna be like people didn't think snaptracks one
country anyway, Morgan number two, why do you ask me
that question? Now? He's mad? Okay, is that it? Yeah? Okay,
that's it for today. Terry in Baltimore. You're on the
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Bobby Bone Show. Terry, what's happening with you? Good morning Bobby,
Good morning morn studio. Hey Bobby, I read in your
book that you worked with like a speech therapist to
get rid of your accent. Yeah. Do you ever find
yourself lapsing into it when you're talking through some country
stars with sick accents? Yeah? I mean I think I
haven't gotten rid of my accent totally. But what happened
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when I was in college. I thought, Man, if I'm
going to be on the radio and I'm going to
be wherever this weird job sends me, I need to
lose some of my accent. And so I went and
I went for free because they were teaching speech pathology,
so you could work with some of the college kids
that were learning how to teach people later in their career.
And I worked on my my eyes because in Arkansas,
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or your eyes aren't their eyes, and so it'd be like,
I'm feeling feeling fine, that's normal. You're your eyes then
turn to eyes. Another one you do is fishing, is
fishing your I n g's because growing up, it's really
small things that you work on that you try to
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eliminate anyone knowing where you're from. I still have a
bit of a Southern accent, no doubt about it, because
a lot of my friends that live in New York
or that live in mostly the Eastern side of America
give me a hard time about it still because I'll
be on American Idol, which is a national show, and
they'll be like, the Hillbill is on American Idol, And
that's fine. But when I get tired, you start to
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fall back and you get lazy. When I'm tired, I'm
just time tired, tim tired. So yeah, my accent does
come out either when I'm tired or when I go
back home to Arkansas and I'm there around some of
my friends for a long period of time, you kind
of just go back into it. Terry, you're in Baltimore,
do you hear it often? Like? Do you hear it
in me? When I talk rarely, and I've got family
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and friends all over the South, but I do know
when I mean. And I grew up on the East Coast,
but when I visit South, I start thinking an accent.
Nice I am, yeah, when I'm tired, when I'm talking
to folks, and some words I use are very Southern
words that were just in my vernacular that I don't
think about. Like and I didn't know that washing detergent
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was called that regularly until you guys started making fun
of me on the show because I would say, hey,
we got it. I was going to get some washing
powders and you guys like, look at that. Look at
the hill, Millie. It's detergent, yeah, but washing powder. Yeah.
So there are certain things that I say too that
words that I've also tried to eliminate. But I don't
mind being regional at this point, Like I think it
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definitely's who I'm from. I'm really worried about that in
my the first part of my career because I didn't
want to be attached anywhere, and now I'm happy to
be attached to where I'm from. So, um, that's an
interesting question. I thought about that in a while char
I appreciate that. Okay, enjoy the show. You'll have a
good day. Yeah, you have a good day too. Now
you don't drink because you've never had anything to drink.
But if you were to ever start drinking, I could
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see your accent coming out. Then that's when you hear
some people too, like if they have a couple of drinks,
then their accent starts to slip back in because I
guess they just get more relaxed, because you really have
to How many grapefruit in club sodas do I need
before I start falling back into that? I don't know,
do you Samy's Pile of Stories? So do you like
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sad movies? I know you like sad music, but sad
movies that's tough. It's tough. I like movies about dogs,
but the bad thing is most dog movies in sad
true like, oh man, what was that one? So I
don't know that I love sad movies, but I like
movies and the things that I like movies to be
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about often in sad. What's your favorite movie? My dog
Skip is the best dog movie possibly ever. Oh I mean,
I can cry just thinking about that movie. Favorite movie
ever is Man on the Moon Jim Carrey kind of sad,
a little dark, because I don't know about dark. It's
it's a biography, you know, but I thought I've only
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seen bits and pieces of it, and I know I
was kind of sad. It is kind of set overall.
He gets sick. Yeah, Um, I don't. I'm gonna say,
I don't know that it's sad, but I like real stuff,
and you know what reality said a lot of times. Well,
I think this could apply to music too, because music
with you, even though it's sad, it's releasing some sort
of music. Oh and like cookie Monster, but with sad songs. Well,
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I bring all this up because the psychologists explained why
we like sad movies, or even if you don't, why
watching a sad movie is good for you. And there's
four reasons why. Sad movies let people experience emotions, They
create a sense of empathy and bonding with the characters.
The story often results in people feeling better about their
own lives. And then crying can release oxycotton or oxycot what,
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oxytocin and other endorphins. So so basically we just want
to feel, yeah, and sad movies allow you to do do that.
So sometimes maybe you just need to you hear like
people are like I just need to put on a
good sad movie. You get a cry in and like
feel better. What's the most sad movie? And then when
I say what's your favorite sad movie? I go around
the room. Here favorite sad movie? Amy Steel, Magnolia's my
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cry every time. What do you think my favorite sad
movie is? Because my dog Skip comes to his favorite
dog movie. That's a tough one. It's very sad, but
one of my favorite Oh, I'm gonna tell you what
got me was And I don't know if it's sad
and I but Coco Coco, Yeah, Holy Moley, Oh my goodness.
Up is a sad movie. And those are cartoons? What's
wrong with Me? Like, I go to lights to two cartoons.
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It's a most sad movie, Lunchbox. The saddest movie is
The War with Kevin Costner and Elijah Wood Eddie, Oh,
do you ever see big Fish? Big Fish is about
this guy that is just not really close to his
dad and then he gets to know his dad and
then right when that happens, he dies. Pretty sad. How
about the pursuit of happiness? With Will Smith. Oh my gosh,
so sad and it ends up you know not, but
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there are parts of that the bathroom seeing where he
locks himself in the bathroom. But oh what he has
to go through. But you're right it it's like a
cutting feeling, like I for sure feel right now what
I felt then whenever I was watching that movie. All right,
what else you get? Okay? Well, the next thing is
about if you're feeling pain or sadness, the best thing
you can do is have a pet, a dog or
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a cat. Yes, having one literally can ease the pain
when you're going through a difficult situation. Investigators looked at
adults who had lost someone who is very close to them,
you know, a parent, is sibling, a significant other, and
they evaluated how they handled it whether or not they
had a dog or a cat. And the people with
pets got through it a lot. I'd like to make
a I'd like to give a theory, yes, as to
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why I think that is. I think that we have
to become more selfless when we have to take care
of something, so we don't have as much time for
our own sadness. If we've got to take care of
some thing, that's not so much thinking about yourself. That's
what I would say. I think kids are probably a
big factor. And I don't have kids. Have a dog
that doesn't mind. That's all I have right now. Um,
but I would think that's a big reason why. Yeah,
but if your dog was more it was minding and
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being more like because gets sat on my dog minding,
calm and cuddly and stuff like it just can be
of comfort. Still cuddly. My dog is amazing at two times,
when he's going to sleep at night and when he
is still sleepy when he wakes up in the morning.
Same with my kids. We have our best moments then
the rest. It's kind of like a wild card. I
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don't know what's going to happen. Kids are great. Exam Okay,
so Eddie got me this like rubber straw thing like
with a case because I wouldn't stop using plastic straws
and we're all being more aware and conscious of that. Well,
I wanted to talk about this new pinestraw because I
know the big thing with like these reusable straws is
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like how do you clean them? And you carry them
around and uh, well, this is a straw that comes
with a little case. It looks like air podcase, which
is kind of what Eddie gave me. But this case
can actually be filled with water and has little brushes
on the inside and you can shake it up and
it actually cleans the straw and then you dump out
the water. Let me say you can take it off.
I'm all for the environment. I love the environment. Right, great,
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I'm not gonna go through all this for a straw.
I'm just gonna drink with my mouth hole, Like this
is just a lot of work to not use your
mouth hole. You're not gonna shake it up and wash,
You're I just not gonna carry this around with me
when I can. I already have a mouth hole, Like, well,
what is so? Sometimes straws are just so. I just
like venient, But is it worth that convenience to have
an inconvenient straw cleaner? You got a freaking car wash
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in your pocket. You gotta put a quarter in it.
You gotta well in case people are curious, it's a
pin of straw PNNA and I get it as I
get it, Yeah straw, Yeah, there you go. Straw struggle
is real. I'm Amy. That's my pile, right, that was
Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the good news lunchbox.
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Good airport staff at Cincinnati's airport found a stuffed dalmatian
sitting in the chair and they're like, man, I wonder
where this belongs. And they put a call out on
social media, did someone lose their stuffed Dalmatian? And it
turns out this six year old Jaden, who had been adopted,
that's the stuffed animally got from the court when he
was adopted, and he had left it in the baggage area.
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And so they found him and reunited with a puppy
all the way down in Florida. That's awesome. Probably meant
a lot to him too, man, That's what it's all about.
That was tell me something good. Over to Amy with
the Morning Corny. The Morning Corny. What's wrong with a
blunt pencil? What's wrong with a blunt pencil? They're just
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really pointless? Nice? That was the Morning Corny. Do you
ever eat pho? So that's what I call it? Oh,
I guess it's not called that. I guess called fuff.
Oh I call it foe. Do you read that? Uh No?
But I mean I know I live next to a restaurant.
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They make fun of me because I'm like, hey, what's
the foe And they're like, is that called foe? What's
called fun? Well let's call pho. Okay, yeah yeah, I
just want to know how if you were also lame
like me and said her wrong, Well I do. I
never even I didn't want it was until I think
it's the same place that you go to noodleball. Yeah yeah, yeah.
Here's a voice mel from Carrie. Hey, Bobby, Hey, studio.
We are taking my daughter in two weeks to college
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and setting her up in the dorm and everything. She
is going to nursing school at Georgia's Southwestern. And I
had a question for you. I think a lot of
you guys in the studio have lived in the dorm.
Is there anything that we should know, Like if you
went back and he said, oh I'm glad I had
this or I wish I had this in the dorm.
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Her name is Sydney. I'm very proud of her. All right, thanks,
all right, Yeah, I love the dorm. First of all,
the best thing you ever day was moving the door
in my freshman year, made so many friends that I
still am with today. It wasn't the best like living building. Like,
physically it wasn't the best situation. We had to share
a bathroom. We had no bathroom in our room. We
had to walk down the hall and there was a
big bathroom that we all were in. So that part
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wasn't the best. But you're just with folks, and it's
a confusing time because you're a freshman. You don't know
a lot of folks. And when you're forced to be
with people, you meet them, you learn them quicker. I
love the dorm if you have to share a bathroom,
but I would recommend is like some kind of shower
shoe or some kind of flip flop that you can
wear all the time. You I never lived in a dorm.
Oh too good to go for school? Oh I wasn't
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in my freshman year. Remember I didn't get into Texas
A and M, so I had to go to the
to blend the junior college and they didn't have dorms.
Saying dorm was awesome. I love the dorm absolutely the
best thing. You'll make your best friends there and just
whatever you do, don't wear your roommates clothes, you know
what I mean, Like that's what make your keep your
clothes on lockdown because you'll come in sometimes your roommate
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be wearing your underwear and not cool. What you wore
your roommates he wore yours? Ah, he wore mine. Well.
One time found a pair of boxers in his dirty
clothes and I was like, okay, so that's I mean,
just gotta burn those. So yeah, just make sure your roommates. No, no, no, no,
no no no. We had a note. We had one room.
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There were not split rooms in ours, so it was
just literally one small square room. Yeah that's ours. And
we had two beds near each other, and it was
very packed in. I could see where clothes would get
mixed up, but I would never I think, I know
my own underwear. Yeah, yeah, very awkward. Once a guy
came pete in my recliner. I thought it was a bathroom.
I woke up hearing water on fabric and I was like,
what the and he was just peeing. He'd had two
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months to drink, and I was like, what are you doing?
And he bought me another recliner later, and then I
had that one clean, than I had two recliners. Nice boom.
There you go, Sydney. Congratulations. What can I just say
to the dad that this is the sweetest call because
for dad to be so involved in care about his
daughter's well being her door life like that, I think
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that's super sweet. I mean, my dad's awesome. But you
would never call anybody to ask for advice on what
would make my life easier. Final advice would be to you, dad,
is that she will figure out what she needs after
she's there for a bit. Yeah, it's a whole new world.
And it's again lunchbox, and I had the greatest dorm
experiences in a place that really isn't that enjoyable. But
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it's the people, it's the situation. It's everybody's new to college,
you learn. So you should be pumped for her, which
sounds like you already are. And thank you for that
lunchbox you call. I called Subway the restaurant in New York,
and I acted like I was trying to catch a
train and I needed to know what time it was
leaving the subway. So you're actually calling a subway sandwich
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shop looking for the actual subway. Yeah, okay, all right,
here we go. Oh yeah, yeah, mil yo, I'm trying
to get on that jay tray into the Queens, you know,
what I'm saying, what times the latest Jay train? I
think they've heard this bit before. Also, what's that accent?
That's about New York? You know what I mean? What's
what's saying? New York, New York, New York. How are you?
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How are you doing? It's all your news? Joey all right, yeah, yeah,
I mean, uh yeah, you know, I'm trying to get
I'm a work you know, and I'm working late, and
I'm trying to find out what's the latest one train
to the Bronx. Let's try one more here again. Yeah,
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I'm trying to get on that one train to the Bronx.
You know what I'm saying tonight? What times the latest
train leave? So I decided this is Astronauts n subway.
Then oh wait wait wait, no, no, no, it's a
subway that you know what, I'm trying to go to
the Bronx. Go Yanks. You know what I'm saying. I
got a business meeting. Yeah, sorry that I don't know
because this subby Astronaut is Saturday. So you you you
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don't look up the subway. You don't have the map
right there? You tell me how to get there. I
don't have that I don't know. Oh man, you know,
like because I'm new here, I'm not you were used
to these subways and I'm just trying to figure out
my way around. Is the one train a good train?
Is that a good one to take to the Bronx.
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He's like, you're an idiot. I'm kind of like, you're
an idiot. Here's the game. I will give you the actor,
you give me the TV role they're best known for. Okay,
And these are all people that basically we just know
from having one role. Does that make sense? Like, for example,
how this came up was Elizabeth Berkeley had a birthday
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last week from forty eight? Do you know who Elizae Berkeleys? Yes? Um,
say by the Bell Jesse Spano. Mostly people know her
as Jesse Spano. Yeah. Or that dancer show she did
is a movie? Right? Yeah? What is it called show Girls?
That was a good one. She also finished sixth on
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Dancing with the Star Season seventeen. I had no idea exactly. Okay,
So I'll give you the actor. See if you can
give me the TV role they're best known for, Amy Lunchbox,
Morgan Nuber two. You guys all play okay, all right?
Write your answer down up first, Jason Alexander. What's the
one role that Jason Alexander had that we know him
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for his head of the roles Morgan, are you in in?
What do you have? I don't have. I don't know
his character name. I have Seinfeld Seinfeld's right, good, Lunchbox
George Costanza. Okay, Seinfeld, Wait, don't looking for I have
George Costanza. Mike, what do you want on this dude?
Character name? Morgan? I'm sorry, the judge has ruled Amy
and Lunchbox one point. It is George Costanza from Seinfeld?
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All right, how about this one Rain Wilson Morgan. That's
seventies show. I got nothing? Also not a name person
Lunchbox White shrewt Amy Dwight Truth from the Office Dwhite shrewd. Yeah.
How about Alfonso Roberto here's an act he Alfonso Ribero Morgan. Well,
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you're struggling. Huh, I really? Am is An't? Did I
do that? Guy? Isn't? No? Is not? It's Carlton Banks, Amy,
Carlton Banks from The Fresh Prince. Right, that's it. Now,
this is a story about Jalil White. Jalil White, what
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character did you play? Mostly just know him from this
one character Morgan Family Matters. I really don't have characters
Arkle Amy, Arkle Family Matters. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay, one
(38:55):
more Kelsey Grammar, Kelsey Grammar. We're gonna going over five.
I mean, I'm looking at you. O there. You don't
even put your head down to try to think of one.
This is there's nothing and these are all older shows
for me. Yeah, but they're still on reruns. Yeah. I
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know that. I know the TV shows, but character wise, yeah,
I got nothing. Kelsey Graham, what do you have? Nothing?
Taylor No, on the same time, but not the same
show Lunchbox. He's Frasier Amy. Shoot, I thought the show
was called Kelsey. Was his name Kelsey Grammar? I just
said Kelsey Grammar. I know, but I thought I thought
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he was played himself. But it was Frasier, wasn't it.
It was Frasier Crane. Yeah, I put Kelsey Grammar. Do
you know how you know? Shows are like that? Sometimes
Lunchbox wins. There you go. Amy sent me a text
and all that said is I love you having a girlfriend.
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Why do you send that text? Oh? I think I
just this feeling different about how you are and how fun.
It is to have her, I guess obviously because I
like her. I like you having a girlfriend. If I
didn't like her, then it would be a nightmare. But
I love her, and then I love how she is
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for you and how you are. How am I any different?
Because I feel everything just feels different. It's I can't
explain it. That's why I'm having trouble finding the words.
Other than that, I wanted you to know, like, I
really like this relationship a lot. I think she's good
for you. I think she's fun. I think she's You're
(40:45):
more social, but not in a I mean, we're in
a pandemic. You'll you're not like super social, but you're
intentional about y'all. Just do things together. Like I can
tell it's been good for you. Something about you is
just more. I'm gonna tell you what she did to me,
so I'm very much about being on time all the time.
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She did take it or leave it right same. That's
why I like her. Yeah, Well, we had a meeting
with a guy and we were meeting at this place,
and I don't want to get too many details, but
he was providing a service and we were meeting there
to see if he had provided sort and he's like
eight minutes late, and I'm like, I could not believe
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he's eight minutes. Did she tell you the story? No,
but I mean I've been there with my husband. I said,
if it were me, I will be her fifteen minutes
early because I'm trying to sell my service. And she's like, well,
everybody's not like you. Let's just hear him out and
if he says something, great, If he doesn't, whatever, don't
do what you do. What I do is I'm just
already irritated. I'm irritated. I'm like, I respected you enough
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to be here on time. You couldn't respect It's just
my normal met I'm always going to be there because
I feel so the guy gets there, I'm irritated eight
minutes late. So we said to Able. We start talking
about whatever we're talking about, and he's like, hey, I'm
it's embarrassing to share. He's like, I'm really sorry, I'm late.
Uh my dad's buried over here. I don't get to
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this part of town often. And I stopped off and
I was just like I am yeah, see, and then
we finished and she just looked at me and she's
like yeah, and she's good for you. She's a yin
to your yang or whatever that would be the accurate
(42:32):
thing to say, like Yindi yang. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I felt pretty dumb after that, but I still then
I was like, then this is me being an idiot.
I was like, but don't really fifteen minutes earlier, but
maybe it was. I know, you're right, You're right, that's
all I'm saying. But she is good in that way.
She does push. Yeah, she doesn't take my crap. Yeah
she doesn't, but I think she should take it a
little more, honestly, Why because I like my crap be
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taking a little bit. Yeah. I think she's good for you.
I've I just feel something different. I was asking her
about you the other day because she's you know, she
moved here and it's not been normal socially, so she
hasn't been able to go out and make friends really,
And I was like, who would you like what you
put on your tier of friends because you know, she
can't like go out, she can't go to a gym
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and work out and meet people, but you're up in
her a list. Yeah, she was like, Amy, Obviously, I
was worried about that. You always worry about that. Yeah,
I think that it's awesome to see you caring about somebody.
Look at that. Not that you don't care. I mean
you care about people. But in this way, it's just
been good for you. I see a difference. Can't really
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explain it. I just like it and I like her,
So don't mess it up. Excuse me, I was about
to go to song. Excuse me, I don't mess it up?
What do you What do you mean? Don't get scared?
And I'm not going to I know. I'm just or don't.
Don't you mess up and do something? Well? Would I do?
I don't know, I just don't. Okay, it's time for
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the good news. Good An Indiana boy got some help
running his lemonade stand from a surprising person, a local cop.
Jalen Wilson was totally surprised when South Bend officer Ron
Glonde showed up and said, Hey, let me help you
out with this lemonade and this popcorn, and I'll do
some selling too. And that wasn't enough. The officer pledged
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to match one hundred percent of the money that his
stand made that day. He was gonna match it, so
one He's like, dang, that's really cool. And two he's like, man,
cops are on here are awesome, and he's like, hey,
don't be a friend of police officers. That's what Jalen said.
So I love that story. I wanted to share it
with you, guys. That's what it's all about. That was
tell me something good. When's your son's birthday? August ten?
(44:48):
Next week? Next week? Yeah, Dan, he's gonna be ten.
It's a big one. Yeah, we intend for me was
big because you turned double digits. I know, I can't
believe it. He thinks he should a phone because he's
gonna be ten. Are you gonna give him a phone? No?
What do you get a ten year old? I think
like a hoverboard or something, yeah, or something like that,
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because his sister got one for her birthday and now
they fight over it and I'm kind of done with that.
So they can't tell you about the golden birthday. Yes,
you did, because I mentioned to her that he's turning
ten and his birthday's August tenth, and she immediately said
his golden birthday. I looked at her August tenth. August tenth,
he's turning ten on twenty ten, Yeah, twenty It doesn't
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matter the year. It only matters the day you were born.
Oh what stinks? For me? I was two, right, I know,
I remember my golden birthday right, and I missed mine.
I was eighteen because mine's March eighteenth, and so I
was like, why am I just now learning this? Someone
was forty years old and she acts like it's a
really big deal and you celebrate it and make a
huge deal about it. I'm like, well, thank goodness you
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told me in time. You explained the golden birthday again.
It's when you're turning the age of the day that
your birthday is on. So you're April second two. We're
sorry about that eighteen for me. My daughter, she'll be
twenty five for her golden birthday. Lunchbox missed. I think
we all missed ours because oh, yeah, we're old. There's
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more than no more than thirty, I guess Morgan, Morgan,
what's your birthday? No, mine's October six? You're six? Did
your parents celebrate it? Don't have you ever heard of
it on birthday? Either? But for some people, yeah, they
it's like super special. So I'm gonna we're gonna live
it up. It's his golden year. Have you told him
it's a golden birthday? Now, I'm a surprising on his
birthday and then I'll just tell Sophia, don't get jealous.
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At twenty five you'll get something. Wait, what's happened? So
you guys doing like I'm I'm assuming you're doing something
a story your daughter or you did a socially distant movie. Yeah,
I mean we just had a movie on a big
screen at the house. I think we're need the same thing,
but outside. Hers was supposed to be outside, but the
weather was bad, so we had to do it inside,
So it'll kind of be the same. Is there anything
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I can't get him? No? You want to get him
a houd Oh? Get him a Phone's kidding? No, no, no,
Because when I came and I was like, here's all
this stuff. I know, what can I not get him? Well?
Would you like me to get him? He has a list? Okay, okay, yeah,
be easier. Listen. If he's got something out there, I'm
happy to get it. Is there a registry? Can I
(47:23):
clean you? No, there's no registry. I don't want to
get ridiculous. But he does have a list, and he
is really excited about his birthday, So that's cute. I
want him to. He just is such a little he's
like ten, but he's just stuff. She is super responsible
and knows where all of her stuff is. And then
he just kind of loses things, you know, But that's
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not an age thing. He'll probably do that his whole life,
like you and me. That's why I can't. We're similar
in a lot of ways, but also you live your
life wild and free. I live my life regimented down
to the minute second, make sure things are buttoned up.
That doesn't mean we're any any better or worse each other.
He like put stuff in his jacket pocket and then
doesn't zip up the pocket, and then ties the jacket
(48:05):
around his waist and then goes for a bike ride.
And he's like, I don't know what happened in my AirPods.
I don't know where were they. They're in my pocket?
Which pocket, the one dangling down while you have it
tied around your waist. So stuff like that. So that's
why I'm hesitant sometimes telling me he needs air pods. No,
but he he got air pods because he earned them.
(48:27):
He did a bunch of work and earned him because
he really wanted them, but he only lost one AirPod,
you know, because well, you know, what I learned is
you can buy single air pods. Inn't that awesome. I
didn't know that you rematch them, pair them, I guess so.
I only had just found it online because I was
researching him buying. I thought it'd be funny for his
birthday for him to open it up and it'd just
(48:49):
be one AirPod, you know, and it said you can
do it, So whatever. Happy Golden Birthday, Happy golden birthday.
All right. This is a message that was left for
me from Jackson, who's thirteen years old. More a video.
I'm thirteen years old and me and my family have
been talking about maybe moving, Bobby. I know that you
(49:09):
said you moved many times in their life. Can you
help me give you some advice, you know, like going
to a brandish school. You know, new people, don't know nobody.
I would really appreciate it, man, I tell you, I
went to a bunch of new schools. They walked you
in that classroom door and they would say class this
is Bobby. Have them look at you and care that
they have the opposite would try to show you they
(49:31):
didn't care at all. The best thing about it was, though,
is every stop I made I made more and more friends.
It's always a bit awkward and weird when you have
to be new people, and not just for thirteen years old,
when you go to college, when you start a new job.
This is something that happens to you in your life
over and over again. The great thing about it is
you get to start experiencing it and getting better at
it younger. For me, it was a valuable tool. Yeah,
(49:52):
stink sometimes, but at some point in your life you're
gonna have to do it anyway. So I mean I
changed schools second grade, fourth grade, sixth grade at least
four times. And every time they open that door you
walk into a classroom, kid's already sitting in there. Also, listen,
if you're moving into virtual school time and everything's kind
(50:14):
off anyway, maybe it's easier to get back in that way.
Oh yeah, true, because everything's so off anyway. Let's hope
to God kids get back to school as soon as
they possibly can when everything is safe. But here's what
I'm gonna say, Jackson. For me as someone who move
around lot, because we would get kicked out of places
to kick out the tray of the park evicted. It
isn't the most pleasurable thing right away, but you make
so many more friends, and you're gonna be so ahead
of the game for everyone else in life that hasn't
(50:35):
had to move around and go through those situations. It's
gonna make you so much stronger. Like, if I need to,
I can walk in a room right now and just
dominate the room. There's just a skill I've had to
pick up. So it's gonna be good for you. Man.
You're gonna make a lot of friend and it's also listen, Jackson,
I'm gonna tell you. I don't know how the situation
is with the girls, but when you're the new guy,
all the girls are a little bit curious at first.
Oh tell us more. Well, they were only curious for
(50:57):
a minute. They figured me out than they wouldn't. But
for Jackson, anything like a real winner there. I like, Yeah,
it's gonna be an overall good experience. Jackson. It'll be
a little rocky for a second, but I think you're
gonna be very happy you move because you're just gonna
acquire a whole new skill set. You're gonna make a
whole new crop of friends, and I'll end on this.
If there was something about you at your last school
you didn't like you, turn it. You know, people had
(51:18):
an idea of you for someone. You can be whoever
you want. It's a new school. It's like when you
go to college, you're like you, you don't have me
the same person you're in high school. If you're trying
to like have people know something about you that maybe
you didn't do a good enough job at you can
do that here. He can be anybody you want. All right, Jackson,
go get them, dude. All right, check this game out.
I'm gonna play you a cartoon character. It's voiced by
(51:40):
a celebrity. Just name the celebrity doing the voice. For example,
this number one is pretty easy. What do you from
Toy Story? That's Tom Hanks. That's Tom Hanks. Right, Okay,
at five of these for you, Let's see how many
you get. Here. You go first, one up is Dory
from Finding Nemo. I suffered from short term memory laws. No,
(52:00):
it's true. I forget things almost instantly. It runs in
my family. When life gets you down, you know what
you gotta do. Just keep swimming, Just keep swimming, Just
keep swimming, swimming. Swimming was my dream job. That's ellen.
What is voicing a fish? Oh? A specific fish? Yeah,
all right? This is a baby from boss Baby. Fine,
I can talk. Now, Let's see if you can listen.
(52:23):
Give me a double espresso and see if there's some
placed around here with decent sushi. I kill for a
spicy tune. Roll right about. Now, get yourself a little something.
Who's that celebrity voice? I've seen boss Baby, but I
don't know who that is? Should I know? Can I
get a hint? New Yorker? I mean you can hear it,
buy his accent a little bit, right, we play a
(52:43):
little more of that. Fine, I can talk now. Let's
see if you can listen anything. It's Alec Baldwin. Oh okay, yeah,
now I know that here to the game. Fine, I
can talk here now, now let's see you totally all right,
see if you can name Branch from Trolls, really really great,
good job. I could hear you from a mile away, Poppy,
if I can hear you, so getting the Burgens. They're
(53:07):
not going to find me because I'll be in my
highly nice Okay. How about Oscar from shark Tail. So no,
and it's just hard, all right, because I'm I'm a
little fish in a big pond, a really big pond,
the ocean. I'm a nobody's that. Well, let's do MAUI
(53:29):
from Malana unless you already know the rock? Yeah what
I believe you were trying to say? All right, all right,
she knows that. How about grew from Despicable Me. Rule
number one, you will not touch anything. Okay. Rule number two,
you will not bother me while I'm working. Rule number
three you will not cry or y lap, or giggle
(53:53):
or sneeze or barbar fart shoot, um, say Michael Scott,
Steve Carell, that's who it is. Nice shot, your bonus went.
See if you can name Ralph from Wrecket Ralph. My
name's Ralph and I'm a bad guy. Uh let's see.
I'm nine feet tall high, weigh six hundred and forty
(54:14):
three pounds, got a little bit of a temper on me.
I'm a wrecker. I wreck things professionally. I mean, I'm
very good at what I do. Probably the best I know.
You know that is John c Riley. I don't know
do you know who that is? And I said, John,
what if you saw a picture? Um? Step brothers, He's
the other step Oh yeah, okay, alright, alright's Will Ferrell
(54:36):
it okay, I give you a B minus. Thank you.
I'll take it. I was a B student. I hope
everybody has a great day. Thanks for hanging out. We
just appreciate that you'll be our friends and hopefully we
give me some companionship as you do whatever it is
you're doing this morning, or listen on the podcast, whatever
you're doing. Just thank you. See tomorrow, by everybody, get
your Bobby balls.
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Eddie Garcia
Morgan Huelsman
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