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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Come on Helaska, what's happening? And welcome to Friday's show,
Morning Studio Morning. Right now in Nebraska, Al is on
the phone. Al, what's up, Buddy, Good morning, Bobby. Happy
Happy New Year? Yeah, you two, it's is it too
(00:23):
late to say that now? Or when when do we
stop saying happy New Year? End of getting that way?
But I haven't talked to you, so you know, I thought, well,
I'll say it anyway. I like it. I'm just wondering
before I get hate from this Morning Morning Studio, my studio.
Happy to a year to you too, Thank you. We'll
take it all right. Now, what's up, Buddy? I called
in a few times, and I know that you're real busy.
(00:45):
We lift into your show every day, and I know
how busy you are by the times I call in
on to talk to you. But um Old Dominion got
a song out. It's called on a Boat or something.
I was on a boat that day. I was on
a boat that one. Absolutely, Hey, that's a jam. I
(01:06):
think that's gonna be a number one song. And they
played it on that last show that I think that
they got Group of the Year and they played that song,
and and now I haven't heard it again, and I
don't know what's going on. I know that you'd be
the only one that could ever answer that question. Well,
here's what I think happened. That song was a single.
I think they're off of that song as a single.
(01:28):
I don't think it hit number one. I don't know
where it is where they land. I loved it, yeah
to too. But the reason you don't hear it now
is because it's not the single that the record label
once played. Now, let's see here we go. It peaked
at number nine on Billboard and then I was on
(01:49):
a boat US country airplay. Yeah, maybe thirty seven, I
don't know. Regardless, it did not end up at number one.
They moved off of that single. The new single is
called No Hard Feelings, and that's the one that you're
gonna hear now. So if you want to hear that song,
I'll sad to say, because I liked it too, you
have to go and stream it. Okay, Well, I appreciate
I appreciate it. Like I said, it's uh. I don't
(02:10):
know why they would have played it on that show
and then and then not let you guys play it. Well,
we did play it, and they played it on our
show too, but they were probably promoting their single. It
was their single at the time, and so they got
on the awards show to play it to hopefully help
the single, and I think it reached its potential number
nine or so, and then they were like, Okay, can't
climb anymore. Let's move on to the next one, and
(02:32):
so the new ones called No Hard Feelings. That's why Okay, Well.
John Party had a song come out the same about
the same time, Seela Sometime Tequila Little Time, which is
a wonderful song. It is actually at number five right
now on the chart, and I bet it's going to
be a number one song. Yeah, I did too, and
I thought they would both speak because I think they
were both about the same time. They released about the
(02:53):
same time. I just can't believe. I think that others
all take bold dominion songs better. I don't. But that's
why we have We're allowed to have different opinions. Um.
But yes, I like I want to Gale Little Time
with you, um okay al. In the end, the record
(03:15):
label decided not to push it as a single radio.
I don't because I don't give a crap. Really, what
songs are played unless I'm playing it myself, which I
rarely do. Um I did. The record labels pushed their songs.
If they're good, they move with the chart. If not,
the record label goes, well that song did not do well,
we have to move on to another one. If you
had quizzed me six months from now and said I
was on a boat that day, where did it land?
(03:35):
I would have thought it just made it to number
one in the movie too, because every one of their
songs goes number one. Yeah it does. Like that's crazy
to me. All Right, I'll have a great day, buddie,
you know. I mean when that comes on and it
doesn't come on very often, and we'll come on far
less now yep, maybe never. You're just gonna have to
stream it. Yeah, okay, well, hey you listen. You guys
(03:57):
got a great show. We listened to you every morning,
so keep up. Thank you all. Have a good day, bootie.
Do you want to hear the top ten right now? Yeah?
This week let's see what made it but Old Dominion didn't.
I'm off start at number eleven because Parker McCallum's gonna
have a number one song with to Be Loved by You,
which is a good one. Jim Kelsey Ballerini Half of
(04:19):
My Hometowns at number ten, one of my favorite songs
of all of last year and still moving up the chart.
Zach Brown Band at number nine, Number eight, Morgan Wallen
sand in my Boots? What was that grandmon same boat? Yeah,
we're all insane Boat. That's a former number one song too,
so it's It's on the way down. Kane Brown won
Mississippi it's seven. What I don't know. I'm just like,
(04:42):
how did that boat song make it to number one
and the other boat one didn't? I mean different record labels,
That's what I was trying to say. Yeah, I'll had
a point, John Party, Tequila a little Time and number five, No, No,
number six, Jimmy Allen and Brad Paisley. If freedom was
a highway, that's good to quill a little time, John
Party at five, Jordan Davis by Dirt at four. That'll
(05:03):
be a number one, which is really cool. Yeah, because
I like Jordan a lot, so that's good. Chris Stapleton,
you should probably leave it three. Good jam He's been
playing this live for years, is the thing, And when
he put it on the record, I was like, oh,
that's cool. I've heard that song a bunch of times
and I never thought they'd make it a single so
good and they did, which is awesome. Michael Ray Whiskey
(05:24):
and Rain at number two, come in there, and Dustin
Lynch at number one with Thinking About You. I mean,
and this song has been number one for three or
four weeks, but got the benefit of the break because
the label stopped pushing songs the break, so song at
the end of the year just kind of stay number
one because they went on vacation. And the great thing
(05:44):
for Dustin Lynch he gets to go. We got a
four week number one benefited by the break, but who
knows that after the break's over and you could talk
about it in six months, no one cares. Nobody knows.
So those are your big songs now. Sam Hans got
a Jam twenty three that's moving up the chart too.
But thanks Al for that call. We appreciate that. Let's
open up the mailbage something well. Hello, Bobby Bones, longtime listener.
(06:14):
I love the show. I was recently catching up on
the show with the podcast and was listening to Bobby
talk about his sleep issues and the call MAP I
totally relate to his sleep issues. I'm a mom to
a highly energetic five year old, a wife or work
full time. I average eight hours of sleep per week.
I drink tons of coffee. I've tried every over the
(06:34):
counter sleep remedy in the book. I've tried different medications,
but they don't help. I hate taking them. Nothing is worked.
I've heard a little about the call Map, and I
can't decide if it's worth the price. I was just
curious if you, Bobby, think it helps you sleep and
is worth the money. I know I need to sleep study,
but cannot afford it right now and am desperate for
more slash better sleep. Thank you so much, Signed a
(06:55):
tired mama. I'll tell you this. I don't get paid
by the call Map. This is not an endorsement away.
If we don't get an endorsement from this, we have failed.
We have failed as a morning show that needs money
to survive. But I do use the calm app a
couple of nights a week. They have something called bedtime Stories.
I wonder if I'd get in trouble for playing some
of them. They're so boring that I turned them on
(07:16):
and listen. In most nights, I fall asleep listening to
them talk about something stupid? What are they about? Well?
I like the sports one most John McEnroe, and one
of them teach you to the rules of tennis. But
it's literally him reading the rule book of tennis. That's funny,
so it's like, hey, it's John McEnroe. Okay, the lines
are forty two feet and I slowly fall asleep. I
(07:36):
like the calm app. I don't use it every night anymore.
I've also found that I can listen to podcasts, and
even though I'm pretty engaged with them, I can fall asleep.
But listen to Bill Simmons a lot falling asleep because
it's a sports podcast that I can't always get to
every day. But I do use the calm app. Money wise,
I don't know what you got. I think for me,
I paid sixty bucks for a year of it of
(07:57):
the calm app, so you know, all that's relative. But
do you want to sleep story Amy, Sure, Okay, I'll
go to my recently played sleep stories. And I didn't
listen to The Big Bad Wolf learns Anger Management. The
guy that blows the houses down. My name is Nan,
so Nick Offerman does that night. I'd like to tell
you a fine tale about a familiar storybook character. But
(08:18):
before we get started, and they say, they're like, then, okay, well,
first of all, we're gonna take some breaths. We're gonna
then it's then more of it. They arrived at a
stream which trickled alone as the water washed over the stones.
So I don't do any of the meditation stuff, but
I do listen to these at night, and they worked
pretty good for me. They work great at first, but
I've listened to all the good ones now now I
(08:38):
get annoyed. So does Kaitlin have to listen to whatever
you listen to? She likes it too, okay, and we'll
take turns picking. She didn't pick as good ones as
I do. That's part relative. Oh I don't know if
you picked over there, but it's okay. I struggle with this.
I never get a full night's sleep. I wake up
at the mill the night every night. I'm doing all
kinds of stuff. I'm also like you, I'm trying to
figure it out. But I can't take sleeping pills anymore.
(08:59):
It's a bad part of my life. It was about
two years. I can't take medication. It does bad stuff
to me. I probably became a little too dependent on
sleeping pills, and I will not go back down that
route again. I'm afraid to take them on airplanes. I'm
fraid to wake up butt naked and be one of
those Oh he's naked on an airplane climbing. Yeah. Yeah,
So I won't do that anymore. I don't remember stuff
from sleeping pills. Good luck with your journey, call Mapp.
(09:21):
I would give it a B plus for what you
sound like you needed for all right, thank you, we
got your and that was found The closed the five
most fun facts, as curated by Amy. Let's go number five.
(09:43):
So the main reason Will Smith did the Fresh Prince
of bel Air was because he owed two point eight
million dollars in back taxes and he needed the money.
Seventy percent of his pay for the first three seasons
of the show was garnished by the irs to pay
those taxes. That's crazy. What was are you doing before?
The people don't realize Will Smith was as big of
(10:05):
a rapper as a guy. But because he wasn't, he
was in cursing a whole lot. And he was pretty positive,
of course a little bit. He doesn't go down in
history is that because his image was just pretty clean.
But will Smith was really one of the biggest rappers
in his day. But that's what he was doing, all right.
What else? Number four? So Mount Rushmore was supposed to
(10:25):
show all four presidents down to their waists, but they
ran out of funds in nineteen forty one, so we
just got the heads. I'm okay with that. Sorry, boss,
you ran out of money. That's okay, I'm good. I'm
glad it's only the heads, all right. Next number three,
Speaking of presidents, Richard Nixon once got drunk and ordered
a nuclear strike on North Korea. The National Security advisor
(10:49):
at the time took the phone and told the Joint
chiefs of staff to stand down on the order until
Nixon woke up to sober up the next morning and
cancel the strike. Wow, all right, screw it, firate, let's go.
That's crazy, all right, Next up number two, And then
speaking of North Korea, everyone there named Kim Jung un
(11:12):
had to legally change their name once he took power
because it's illegal to have the same name as the
supreme leader. But I would imagine if you were named
that you knew he was up next, So are you
counting the days? Like, I don't know, honey, any day
now I have to change my name. I don't know.
Yeah that nor anytime, I like really get serious and
read about that place. Just bad makes me feel sad.
(11:35):
That's a bad place. He's a bad dude. That just said,
not a good situation. They listen to BTS, they get killed,
they West squid games, they get wow, horse labor or killed.
Anything coming from Western world crazy Next up, number one.
So in nineteen sixty seven, Paul McCartney let a stranger
claiming to be Jesus Christ sit in on a Beatles
(11:57):
recording session, saying, well, it probably isn't, but if he is,
I'm not going to be the one that turned him away.
Just in case, just in case. Never lucky that person
in stab Yeah, yeah, okay, that's pretty good fun. The
latest from Nashville and Tullywood Morgan number two, thirty second.
(12:21):
Skinny Mary Morris released a new song called Circles around
This Town Joves Good. Maddie and Tay's new album, Through
the Madness of Volume one comes out on January twenty eighth.
(12:45):
They released a new song from the album called Strangers.
I'm Baby strange Walker Hayes released a new song called
(13:08):
Drinking Songs. I'm Morgan number two. That's your skinny hall.
It's time for the good news something. So imagine this.
(13:33):
You're a farmer in Wisconsin, hundreds and hundreds of acres.
You take care of the farm, but you get COVID
and then you get to witness all of your neighbors
come together and harvest your corn and soybeans for you
because you're still recovering. That's awesome. Does that really happen
to a farmer? Dave Aubink again a Wisconsin farmer, And
(13:53):
it took seventeen farmers gathering all their equipment and supplies
and different things, and then around fifty volunteers and they
were able to do about two hundred acres in a day.
It must have had a pretty bad Oh. Yeah, Like
he was in the hospital, then he was at home recovering.
While he was recovering on the couch, he said he
looked out into the field and saw all these neighbors
coming together to help him, and tears were just streaming
down his face. First of all, if I just looked
(14:14):
out my window, I saw people in my yard. I'm
thinking the Robin, but he knew they were there. And
second of all, the other farmers are like they start
to get mysteriously get COVID to have their That's a
great story. I love it. I love it. That's what
it's all about. That was tell me something good. Okay,
this is the easiest trivia game you could possibly play.
(14:36):
We google easy Trivia for kids. These are all very
basic trivia questions that you listening will probably know most
the answers to. However, the show doesn't always no, and
when you're under pressure, it's more difficult. Classic game here, right,
Classic everybody, I'm with you, Thank you. The goal has
now basically turned into beating Eddie. Yeah, because I've had
this for what two seasons? He has won the Easy
(14:58):
Trivia tr At two times in a row. If you
win this one, we're gonna find somebody else to bring
in to try to beat What do you mean? I
don't know like who right now? Eddie's got three wins,
Morgan number one has excuse me, Morgan number two has
one win. In the naming lunch box. They're here, but
they don't have anything. I've been I've been checking out,
I've been really participating all right, let's play easy triviat Ready, guys,
(15:18):
Ready really needs you guys to focus and try to
beat Eddie. Okay, okay. What color is Big Bird on
Sesame Street? Amy yellow? Yellow? That is correct? Lunch Box
Pluto is the name of what cartoon characters? Dog? Uh?
(15:40):
I don't know if Donald Duck has a dog, but
that's the first thing that popped in my head, Donald Duck.
That's incorrect. But nobody goes home in the first Lucky
It's it's it's it's Mickey Man. No, that's Mickey Mouse's dog.
SpongeBob airs on what TV network? Eddie Nickelodeon correct, Mike
(16:00):
Jordan's start in what cartoon in nineteen ninety six was correct? Moregan,
I feel like those three were hard. I mean Big
Bird was easy as one, which is why they never
makeuse another year of busy Eddie. Congrats on your next
Well wait, what was SpongeBob again? What I know a Nickelodeon? Okay, see,
(16:20):
I don't know that I would. Ready, guys, if you
miss it, now you go home, you literally go home.
I'm gonna want to all right, which country do the
cities of Perth, Sydney and Brisbane, belong to Amy Australia. Correct, lunchbox.
What geometric shape is generally used for stop signs? Octagon? Correct? Eddie.
(16:49):
What were the four main characters names in The Golden
Girls First Names? It ran from nineteen eighty five to
nineteen ninety two. If you can get three of the four,
you'll get the question. This was when you were three
school four Blanch correct Dorothy correct. It's the only lady
(17:11):
Blanch Dorothy, and so Sophia correct. The one you did
not get is Betty White's carre? And what was her name? Rose? Okay,
I wouldn't go. That's a tough one. That was really hard. Hey, Morgan,
what famous US music festival hosted over three hundred and
fifty thousand fans in nineteen sixty nine? Uh? It is
(17:40):
the famous one? Or is a bunch of hippiest win No?
What famous US festival or three hundred and fifty thousand
fans in nineteen sixty nine? I don't remember what it's called.
Oh man, I can picture it though, I think it was.
It's the Come on, Morgan, oh Man, I three sundancement
(18:07):
that's in corect That would be more gonna hate to
do it, but you've been all lunch Box, it's up
to us, Amy. What member of the Beatles married Yoko
Ono John Lennon? Nice impressive, Amy, lunchbox. Mount Rushmore is
in what state? First thing he popped in my head?
(18:32):
North Dakota. It's either North dakot or South Dakota itself. Yeah,
South Dakota. Now it's up to me, guys. I mean,
I just have no idea. Goes that dumb thing? What? Yeah?
They dog? Or on Reddit when people are like I
drove all the way there and it's foggy and they
(18:54):
can't even see it. Comes in that day, Eddie? What
essential gas is import so we can breathe oxygen? Correct? Amy?
At what temperature does water freeze? Fahrenheit? Correct? Eddie? How
(19:15):
many courts are in a gallon? I swear we just
studied this for science. Your son was he still eating maloney?
Or no? Yea? What is it again? How many courts
in a gallon? Do you know this? Amy? What's the
half gallons that a court give me? Three? I mean
(19:38):
this is going by memory. I remember seeing this in
the study guide bones, so I'm just just doing that three.
Good job, Amy, I have no idea what hit it?
Hold on? Answer is four? Oh, there are four courts
(19:58):
in a gallon? And you want to if you got
your next question right? Okay? Who invented the theory of relativity? Um? Einstein? Correct? Wow?
Twenty twenty two is looking up? Is it? Yes? Anything
(20:20):
you want to say? Amy? First game of the year.
Hey all, we gotta do Morgan lunchbox. We're just gonna
keep this going. I don't care who wins. This is
gonna be one of us three. I mean it might
just be you. Honestly, Eddie, you're the villain now, I know.
I hate it all right, Congratulations, Amy, thank you. Here's
a voicemail we got last night. Check it out. Hey, Bobby,
(20:40):
I'm in the army and we came down to Nashville
to get away from the Illinois weather for a while
and surprise, you guys had a massive snowstorm. Sof and
driving through the night to get back home, and just
want to say thank you guys for keeping me off
by riding through the podcast. Thanks for listening. And yes,
we had a gigantic snowstorm. There is snow everywhere. Marion
Morris was going to come in the studio and play
(21:02):
in like thirty minutes. It's gonna be a whole hole
to Dahle to do. Which one is it? I don't
know well, and everybody snowed in. So we're gonna talk
to Marin coming up in a little bit, but we're
gonna have to postpone her coming in to play music.
But Marion Morris will be on in probably like half
an hour, so we're very excited about that. I do
want to ask her about her getting in that jet,
that fighter plane, and what that felt like. So Marion
(21:25):
Morris later, but no mute, no live music, but we'll
do that later on. You're Amy's pile of stories. You're
a gen xer. Yes, I am a No, I'm a
gen z millennial. No, I'm millennial because I'm eighty one.
But in anything in the eighty what do they call it, Mike,
(21:45):
a geriatric geriatric millennial? Okay, that's us. Well, there's a
study that came out that said we could all take
up skateboarding if we get to that midlife crisis and
we already die. I do, I still skate And Eddie
is a genet Okay, so he's the research on this,
Like it's a pastime that allows middle aged people, particularly men,
to cope with stress, maybe even some depression. You just
(22:07):
kind of get on the board and go. But the
problem is when you wreck, you never heal exactly. That's
one of the things that the study was talking about.
It celebrates failure, which would be the falls, which is
part of growth. And I was like, no, if I
fall as a geriatric millennial, I'm going to break bones,
Like this doesn't sound therapeutic at all for my midlife crisis.
(22:29):
Or you're gonna tear muscles which I'm dealing with now
that don't heal back like they used to. Yeah, I
got a shoulder injury in a caffeinury that I just
cannot fix. Yeah, so I recommend skateboarding. Well I didn't.
I forgot we had are like the research right, and
you're next to us, Eddie, is proof that this is true.
Now I'm smarter than like looking at a hill and
being like, oh, I'm gonna go down that thing and
skate down like I know better now, so I'm not
(22:51):
really falling as much. Plus I'm just writing like a
lot less. But do you have a history of skateboarding,
like as a kid, not like tricks a longboard yeah,
but been doing that for you feel like the cool
guy in the neighborhood. Yeah. In college, I used to
skateboard to class. That's how cool I was. Oh gosh,
people can hear me coming from like mild I feel
like we're in this like some weird eighties Did you
(23:12):
put a baseball car in your spokes on your bikes?
He's like, now you make fun of Okay. So a
mom who is battling cancer is going to extremes to
make sure that her daughter is in good hands when
she's gone. So did you know there's a website called Wingman.
It's a dating app. I guess it's more of an app,
not a website, but it's where you can be the
matchmaker for your loved ones or your friends, like quing man.
(23:33):
Get it. So she went a step beyond just signing
up for the app. She bought a billboard in Times
Square for her thirty year old daughter Molly, to meet
a man. I wonder if the daughter is embarrassed, that's
what I would think. I know her mom is sick
and battling cancer, but you're buying a billboard for your daughter,
and you guys to be like, oh yeah, it's a
(23:54):
forty seven foot by twenty five foot billboard in time
Square that says date my daughter, and it has Molly's photo.
And also, you don't have to be married to be happy. No,
we should move on from again that being normal that
you must be married to be happy or complete. Nope.
I was never going to get married until I met Kaylin,
meaning I never thought that I was for sure going
to get married. I never met anybody I wanted to marry.
(24:15):
I just figured out was who I was not getting married.
And so, yeah, let's not think that getting married is
what it takes to be happy. That being said, I'm
married happy, Yeah, you're happily married? Yeah? Baby? What else? So?
Keith Urban's gonna be on the road in June with
his The Speed of Now tour, so he reached out
(24:35):
to some fans to help him create his set list,
and he shared a video of him talking to a
fan about what songs she would like to hear. Here's
the clip of Tiera Hi Tiara's keep having calling. Hey,
we're putting the set list together too, any songs you
want to hear? Tiara? I like Okay, John's song Done
(24:58):
that will be in the set what would you want
to hear if he called you? Well, you know that
was gonna be in the set anyway. He's like, all right, Um,
if I went to a Keith Urban show and I
didn't hear take you Ken, leave my sweater because I'm
in the mid together, you'll think of me. I'll be saying,
I still can't remembers that cat or cats Kat. Okay, Yeah,
(25:19):
he told us like four times, Yes, I yes, every time.
Hey it's again. He's like, yes, it's cat, It's I
told you eleven times. By the way, there is an
hour long interview just me and Keith Urban. It's an
hour and seven minutes exactly up on the Bobby Cast.
If you want to hear it one. I mean, it's
it's just great because how often do you get here
Keith talk over an now, I talks about his dad,
(25:40):
talks about a lot of the issues he went through.
Really great interview. A couple of weeks back. All right,
I told Keith, all right, number rupp us up. The
tour kicks on June seventeenth in Tampa, Florida. I'm Amy,
that's your pop. That was Amy's pile of stories. It's
time for the good news lunch box. A woman in
(26:03):
Washington States driving along the highway when all of a sudden,
she hits some ice, her boom down an embankment. She's
headed down for the icy river eighty feet below. She
crashes and her car gets stuck between a rock and
a tree before she goes all the way down, So
she stuck eighty feet down there. She climbs out of
her car and just starts screaming for help. By the way,
(26:24):
isn't that lucky that she was hanging there? Yes, like
she could have kept going and she'd be dead, crash
and died. Yeah, but she got out of her car,
climbed up a little bit and just screaming for help.
And a car driving by happens to see skid marks,
gets out, looks over there, sees her. Oh Man calls
nine one one, and they become They come the rescue crew,
and they get the ropes and pulley system and they
go down and they bring her up to safety. I'll
(26:47):
be so scary because in the movies, you do that,
your car starts leaning, I was saying, he starts to slide,
like you probably try to get onto the tree if
you can find a safe's fine on the tree, right,
she got off the car and stood on something she
did on the ledge and yelled. And how about the
person that saw this. I wouldn't I would see skid
(27:07):
marks and go, oh man, that's just keep going. I
don't think I would stop. I don't think it makes
me a bad person. I think that makes me a
normal person. But it makes that person like awesome because
they were like, let me just see what you know,
what happened here? I mean, I drive now and because
of these stories, I do look in ditches, like while
I'm driving through, I'm like, you were going to help people.
(27:29):
Don't stop anymore. But now he's mister hero. I never
see cars down there, guys. Okay, you'll be on that
Hero show at the end of the year. All right,
all right, that's a good story. That's what it's all about.
That was tell me something good. Caitlin's parents are staying
with us. They've been here the last couple of days
because they came in for her surprise birthday party. And
they're great. Love them. I'm always excited whenever they get here.
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It's her parents, so she's excited, but you know, she's
had them her whole life me. I like going there
around and they also listened to the show. They live know,
right outside of Miscogee, Oklahoma, and so we're on there
in Tulsa and they listen to the show. They're like,
the only family I have to actually listens to the show.
That's cool. Kaylin doesn't listen Arkansas. Keith kind of listen
sometimes sometimes, but he's in the woods. Honestly. Yeah. Sometimes
I'll text and be like, hey, can come on the
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show and play me. Three hours later, I was like, man,
we were duck hut in all morning. I didn't get
to hear it. So pretty much the only family that
listens to this show is her parents. Your family listens, Eddie, No,
I mean my parents live in San Antonio and there
I don't even think they listen to that. But my
mother in law she listens every day. I found out
over the break because she acts like, oh, I don't
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really She asks like, oh yeah, and no, Bobby, I
mean everything, And then she mentioned something specifically that we
talked about it, like you listen, she's I do. I
do almost every day? Amy, does your family listen? My
mother in law listens, And then I think my sister
occasionally can pick it up and um, she's in Colorado
but close to New Mexico, so she picks up it,
picks it up on that station. I mean most people
(28:57):
will go, we can't believe your whole family doesn't listen
to me on the air. They don't care. I know.
I'm like, I think my sister maybe she's in the car.
But my mother in law she does. She's supportive. Well,
shout out to all of our family who does listen.
Sounds like just our in laws listen. That's new to them. Maybe. Yeah,
all right, let's go do the Morning Corny. The Morning Corny.
(29:20):
How do mountains stay warm? How do mountains stay warm?
They put on their snow caps? A cute hated it.
That was the Morning Corny. We've just been doing this
bet for like two years, so I think mostly it's hard.
It's just hard, you know, it's very hard sometimes when
you hit it when we laugh, like yeah. And also
(29:43):
I don't although there's snow on the ground out here today,
you know, the snow humor doesn't only hit me because
I never see it, oh Dan, because I don't know
there snow one for you. I mean, I would do
a snow white. That's funny. That's a movie. Okay, No,
this is what falls in the winter but never gets hurt.
It never gets hurt. Yeah, it's a riddle. Yeah, morning riddle.
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I quint the Friday Morning conversation with Marion Morris. Maren,
how are you? I'm good? How are you doing? Pretty good?
You would be here with us, but there is a
massive snowstorm. There's a quite the accumulation of snow outside.
What is it like outside where you are right now?
It's snowing, It's beautiful. But yeah, definitely staying inside today.
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We'd track. We're confused on if our cars can make it.
We were having this debate like if we had to
leave right now, who has a strong enough car or
truck to actually get out through the snow? Are you
guys good if you needed to go to the grocery store,
you have a big four wall drive. I mean Ryan
has a truck. I don't think my tesla would make
it to the store. Safety. What was the moment for
you when you were still living in Texas where you thought, man,
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I've got to go to Nashville, Like what was it
that made you move? I'd taken a couple of trips
to Nashville, and I hadn't really taken the full plunge,
but I was saving money just being a receptionist at
my parents hair salam and I wanted to move to
Nashville and not have to like immediately find work. I
wanted to just throw myself into songwriting. And I think
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in Texas it gave me such a great springboard of
like a rich music culture to grow up in in
my teens. But moving to Nashville, I wanted to be,
you know, a professional songwriter. And you know, I'm obviously
I'm biased because I live here now and it's my home,
but I feel like the best songwriters in the world
live in Nashville, So that's what prompted me to come here.
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So we know you now as you know, a superstar.
But when you first moved to Nashville, is it hard
sledding it first? Like hard to get people to write
with you, hard to get people to care. Yeah. I
think my whole strategy even to this day, is like
underplay everything and don't come into the room assuming that
people know who you are or talking a big game.
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Just like wait your turn and know that you're good.
It's not about you know, being meek or watering down
your confidence or your talent. It's just about like respect
and knowing that there are so many talented people in
this town. So I really slow played it, and I
still kind of keep that motto to this day, like
don't oversell because you know, it kind of ends up
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being disappointing in the end, and you don't want people
thinking that like you're rubbing them the wrong way. So
I was definitely very shy, but it was hard. It
was hard to get rights. But you just have to
like put yourself out there and go to shows by yourself,
even though you feel super lame. And but that's honestly
how I ended up, like making friends and getting co writs,
(32:41):
and some of those co writs are you know written
co written by my best friends today. So m yeah,
it's it's hard in the beginning, but the payoff is
worth it. You got a new song on this out today.
I'm always curious because this, you know, is a very
anticipated new project from you. You have to kind of
lock this down so it doesn't leak out early. Yeah,
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I'm probably a little overly paranoid about stuff like that.
Like I'm not that cool to have a giant leak.
But yeah, I mean I've send it around to friends
and like my team and obviously my co writers, but yeah,
I try to keep some air of you know, mystery
or element of surprise as much as you can. But yeah,
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I think we kind of accomplished that. But here we are.
It's it's out so circles around this town. We've been
playing it all morning. And you wrote this with Ryan,
with Julia Michaels and with Jimmy Robbins, And so tell
me about this. Did you all for write this in
the same room? And do you get in the room
and go all right, I got this idea? How does
this song come together? Yeah? I epically failed at the
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zoom co writing phase everyone was in in twenty twenty.
So I just decided, like, I don't really want to
write over a computer until we can safely do it
in person. So we all quarantined in the fallow twenty
twenty so we could be in person with Julia and
Jimmy because obviously Ryan and I are in the same house.
But yeah, we all wrote at Jimmy's place, and it
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was my first time writing with Julia, and obviously she's
a mega talented songwriter and artist in her own right,
and yeah, I just you know, I tried to come prepared,
and you know, writing with her, I wanted to come
with something. So I had the title Circles around this Town.
And the hardest thing when you're writing with people that
(34:30):
are writers but also artists is figuring out who are
we writing for today? And I was outvoted and everyone
decided this was going to be mine. But I'm glad
that they pushed me in that direction because they were right.
So as you guys are writing the song, let's say
you're not even finished yet, you haven't declared who is
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actually going to get the song? Is that what I'm hearing?
I mean, I think in the first thirty minutes we
were trying to figure out what the first verse would
say because I had the chorus pretty flushed out, and
Julie was just like, when did you move to town?
And I was like about nine years ago, and she
just started kind of quizzing me on my background, and
what she was doing, very brilliantly and very slyly, was
(35:12):
getting lyrics out of it. And then it was decided
that it was my story and we just I really
leaned into it in the second verse where I kind
of name dropped older songs of mine that kind of
were the stepping stones to where I am now. But
it ended up being one of my favorite songs to
kick off this whole record, and yeah, I'm it's probably
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the most specifically autobiographical song in my repertoire. Marin. You
said one thing you hope not to do this year
in twenty twenty two is fall on stage. Have you
ever fallen on stage in the middle of a big show.
I mean, I've had some close calls wearing heels, tripping
on chords, but not fully eating it. But I mean
now that I say that it's going to happen this year, Yes, yes,
(35:56):
you have sealed your destiny. I was watching maybe it
was an Instagram live if some clipping. You were doing
the twenty one Questions, which was really funny by the way,
great great content there, and you were talking about I
think the question was what's the weirdest thing in your closet?
And you said something about all the fake hair, like
what does that mean exactly? And how much fake hair
is in there? Um more than I would care to admit.
(36:18):
I mean, Ryan is so curious slash grossed out by
it because it's just dead hair that belonged to someone else. Um,
if you think about it, it is really bizarre. But yeah,
there's there's some clip ins, there's some like wigs in there,
there's some fake bangs, um, just you know, every shade
(36:38):
of color because I changed my hair a lot. So yeah,
there's there's there's a lot in there, and it's probably
just all some Russian girl. That another thing that you
were talking about, because I really love that twenty one
questions thing where we were talking about. I think the
wildest thing you had done, and I was going to
ask you about this anyway, was that because I talked
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to Ryan's been about it was you getting in that
fighter jet. So when does someone call you and say, hey, Maren,
we'd like for you to do this, or do you
kind of reach out and go out, Hey, if anybody's
got a fighter jet, I'd love to hop in one.
Definitely the former. I don't know if I could ever
be ballsy enough to reach out and be like, put
me in this jet with you. But know the Thunderbirds,
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the Air Force Thunderbirds reached out to me last summer,
and I think old Dominion recently did something similar where
you do the training and you have to learn how
to like train your body into going into you know,
g force, and you know, knowing what I know now,
I probably would have backed out because it was so intense,
(37:41):
but I'm really glad that I did it. I scared
the f out of myself, and I'm you know, I'll
never do it again, but it was such an honor
and just meeting all of those guys and women and
you know, being trained to go into the jet. I
didn't throw up and I didn't pass out, so I
feel like that was a huge win. And they actually
told me that short shorter women, because I'm five one,
(38:05):
fair better with gravitational force and they don't get as
sick or lightheaded as like tall men do. So I
kind of hung that over Ryan's head. Marion Morris is
on with us. It helped me just understand this jet
because you're in it and it looks awesome. You have
a picture that you can frame and is an amazing
picture for the rest of your life, and you can
show your kid, you know kids eventually if that's the case.
(38:26):
But you get in this thing, is that like an
intense roller coaster or is it so much more than
even you know, the craziest roller coaster you've been on.
I remember there was a roller coaster at the six
Flags in Arlington, Texas that was called G Force, and
you would lay back and then it would take you
up and then drop you, and I guess it was
sort of similar to what I did. I think I
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got up to five five g's. We were supposed to
go up to ten. But yeah, it was a short trip,
but I yeah, it is a really claustrophobic environment. It's
really tiny, and I can't imagine being in the single
person planes because obviously I'm with a pilot. I'm not
flying it. But it was very wild. They give you
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these G pants or it's called the G suit, and
these pants you put on the second you go into
G force, they fill up with air, so it's it's
compressing your blood flow and your legs and moving it
up to your head because the reason people pass out
is because the G Force makes all the blood rush
out of their head and that's when like the lights
(39:34):
go out. So I mean, but it was it was
a lot of a lot of work. But um, I
just have so much more respect than I even had
for anyone that is a pilot or in our armed
forces that flies those jets, because not only do they
have to stay aware while going into doing loops and
(39:55):
going into g force, but they also, like are sometimes
in combat and it's just insane that they can function
while up there. Yeah, if I had those pants, that
wouldn't be feeling filling with air. I'll tell you that
there may be here in them, but it's not gonna
be just there. I have two final questions for you, Maaron.
By the way, Marion Morris is on with us a
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brand new song circles around this town. We've been playing
it all morning. We'll played again a little later. Okay,
two questions. My first one, I saw that picture of
you and Amy Pohler. I'm such a massive fan of
Amy Poler, read her book, you know, watch everything she does.
How did that picture come about? And also who asked
for the picture? Because sometimes I'll also get to be
around people that are kind of cool, but I don't
want to ask for a picture because I don't want
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to be that person. So how did you get the
guts to ask for the picture or did you not? Um?
I did? I asked her and I actually thought of you,
because I know you've said as long as someone is not,
you know, with their children, when you're a fan of them,
it is totally okay for you to go up and
say that you are, you admire somebody and they would
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hopefully be, you know, flattered. But I never go up
to people because I just don't want to bother them.
But this one, you know, Amy Poehler, growing up watching
her on SNL was so formative in my like junior
high in high school years. It's like who we would
watch every Saturday night, and she was so funny, and
then obviously Parks and Wreck and Mean Girls and every
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iconic thing she's been, and I just thought, you know,
what the heck, I'm going to go up to her.
We were at this the Beatles documentary that just came
out a few months ago on Disney Plus. They were
having a party at Hanson Studios in LA and my
producer Greg was playing at it, and so we just
randomly went last minute, but Janet, my manager, and I
(41:41):
left kind of early because I was shooting like album
artwork all day and I was exhausted, so we left early,
and Amy and her manager were also doing the same thing,
and so we had a moment where it was just
the four of us all leaving and getting our coats,
and I was like, I'm going up to her right now,
and I just said, you know, I also had like
(42:02):
two margaritas, so I think that was probably part of it.
But I had the guts to go up to her,
and I just said, look, I don't want to bother you,
even though I am about too, but I'm such a
fan of yours and your humor as not just a woman,
but just as a human being that's shaped so much
of my upbringing is just so special to me and
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always will be. That's all I want to say. Good night.
And then she turned to me and she was like,
I know who you are, and she was like, I'm
a huge fan and I love the high Women, and
I was just I wanted to fall. And then I said,
can we get a picture? And in the photo that
I posted, you can actually see I like, I look
like I need to be medicated because there's tears in
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my eyes. And but it was just so special, Like
I think, when you know that you're never going to
see someone like that again, just go for it. I
love it, and I yes, I don't have the courage
to do that, but I do say if you love
someone's work and they're not with their kids, who are
not eating, go tell them because they probably wanted to
be told that. I mean, you love to be told that, right,
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Marian Now you're a superstar and people would think that's
Marion Morris. I don't want to bother her, but don't
you like people going, hey, your song has changed my life.
As long as they're not you know, reaching their hand
into your macaroni, it's all good. Yeah. I'm always so
floored when people have the guts to come up to me,
because I don't have the guts to go up to
people most of the time. But yeah, it's a huge honor,
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and I think if you start becoming like a jerk
about it, you should probably just call it a day
and retire, because, like, if you remember your ten year
old self, that's what you thought would be The coolest
thing is people coming up and saying that they're a
fan of your work. Last question, You have a new
song out, but is this, you know, the first part
(43:48):
of a new project where we're going to get a
whole lot more. Yeah, I'm an album gal I love
making full records and it's the first kickoff. So it's
been about three years since I've put new music out
and this just felt like the first, the best first
chapter to release and it's upbeat. I really at the
(44:12):
beginning of the year just wanted to hear something that
was jangly and fun and hopefully inspiring. And I yeah,
so it's there's an album coming, it's it's imminent. Well,
and I'll rap on saying this that we have a
little set up at the house so if I'm doing
any remote TV stuff, we have a little fake set
and in the background, I have two music things. It's
(44:35):
your first album in Keith Urban and way back in
the day it was a little note you wrote on
there and I just, you know, love the music and
love you and Ryan so much. So whenever you do
get the new album, I need a new like framed
album to put there because I'll only replace you with you.
That's the deal that you don't care that I'm making
with you, but I'm making with you right now. So
when you get the new album, I'm holding that spot
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for you to put that album, that large vinyl print
there as well. You're the first final that I will
send out. I do have a question, which Keith Urban
It is not the last record, but the one before that,
And you're putting me on the spot because I remember
no names of any records at all. So it's the
one with John John Cougar, John Dear John three sixteen.
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That album right there. Yeah, yes, they're all good. It's
hard to pick, but I'm honored to be up there
with him on your wall. Graffiti You is the name
of that album, there, it is, And I promise I
didn't google that. All right, Marion, I'm so glad you
have a new song out the radio. The streaming services
(45:38):
are better when you have music out that people are
loving and listening to. So thank you for spending time
with us, and hopefully we'll see soon. Thanks y'all. Enjoy
the snow day, all right, bye, Maaron, Bye, It's time
for the good news by. Shortly after the deadly tornado
ripped through parts of western Kentucky last month, Sharon Sutherland
(46:00):
decided she wanted to do something to help. The Anderson
County teacher had a car that she no longer needed,
so she thought maybe she'd give it to to somebody who
lost stairs in the Tornado. She reached out to the
Anderson County Sheriff, who connected her with Rebecca Marsala, whose
car was destroyed at the Mayfield Consumer Products candle factory.
You know the factory that was demolished. Yeah, So Rebecca
(46:20):
was trapped in the rubble of the building for five
hours before rescuers found her and spent several days in
the hospital recovering. So on the twenty six, Southerland drove
four hours to meet and just hand over the keys
to the Dodge Stratus to Rebecca, who needed a car.
I mean it was as easy as that, I have this,
I don't need this, and then she drove four hours
to give it to her. So let us shout out,
Sharon Sutherland, that's pretty awesome. The women shared a hug
(46:42):
and Rebecca said, Hey, this means everything. I just want
to tell her how grateful and how honored I am.
That's a good story. That's a good person doing a
good thing, and that is what this segment is all about.
That was tell me something good. You know, of all
our sponsors on the show, is there a more organic
sponsor than Sonic having sponsorship rights to the studio? No,
(47:03):
I don't think there is pretty cool how it all
worked out. I'm probably there three times a week, maybe more.
But that's that's legitimate. Let's go over and do the news.
Let's go Bobby's story. Researchers have determined the people who
are obsessed with celebrities are less intelligent. So if you
are anyone here, I feel like maybe when we were younger,
(47:25):
we may have been a little more. I almost am
annoyed by celebrities now more than obsessed with celebrities. There's
a direct association between celebrity worship and poorer performance on
cognitive tests. So, Okay, what are you obsessed with amy lately?
Puzzles and birds? And how deep is your obsession? Like,
I'm always have one that I'm working on, and I
(47:47):
have a bird chart and I talk to my birds,
I feed my birds. That's an obsession. Good. Yeah, what's yours?
I mean, I would say sports in general, but if
I'm going to really get down to it, it's Arkansas sports,
so not just watching, but following, recruiting, watching every game.
I'm on the message boards, you know, I'm a booster
(48:08):
to the pro Yeah, you're all in. So it's sports,
but it's Arkansas razorback sports in particular, like every day,
all the time, Like that's my obsession, it has been
my whole life. When it's the only time I feel
rage when they lose a bad Gamella, I don't get
angry at things I unhealthily just go I'm when I
put that in a different part of my body and
address it later. But when they lose, like I see
(48:29):
red oh Eddie lately, video games. I mean right now,
I'm playing a game called Retro Bowl on my phone.
It's like tech Mobile and I can't stop playing it.
It's so bad that when my wife asked me to
do something, I grunt and like go oh, like give
me ten minutes. Please. Do you think about it when
you're not playing? Yes, yes, because you can take your
team all the way to the super Bowl, And that's
(48:50):
my goal every single day. A woman returns a long
lost class ring that she found in her car. Her
name's Caitlin Manningly. She draw her key fob under her
seat and she was looking forward and she found a
class of nineteen eighty ring from the College of William
and Mary. She noticed Bruce WP engraved on the inside.
She reached out to the school. They put her in
(49:10):
touch with Bruce Patterson. The school connected those two, and
he then rewarded her with a free flight anywhere in
the United States. Oh wow, So that's from the William
Mary to the School story out there, Amy is still
missing her class ring. Yeah, that gives me hope. And
you're how much is the reward overall for Amy's ring?
I did, and because I also pitched in on that,
(49:35):
I forget the breakdown of me too, Me too, because
I think I could buy a new ring for five Yeah,
but don't you want the original Aggie ring? Oh? Yeah,
I would love it, yes, because it's Yeah, I mean,
a replica would be nice, but of course the original
is better. If you were sending people to look for
this ring, because it's a Texas A and M yeah,
Aggie ring, where would you send them to look? I
(49:56):
think it's likely in Southern Pines, North Carolina, near Fort
Bragg area. Check the pawn shops, because I don't know.
My house was broken into. Yeah, when my husband was
stationed there and we I was in Austin, you know,
because he would deploy, so he was deployed. I was
in Austin doing the show with y'all and someone broke
into our house and they stole his Air Force Academy ring,
(50:18):
which he ended up buying a new one because he
had to have that. And then I've just kind of
been I don't know if it got stolen there or
I lost it somewhere else, but it is in that town. Well,
five hundred dollars is what we're offering, and eventually we'll
get the breakdown and who's offered what money? Yeah, because
I'll probably up it. And it says Amy E. Moffat
engraved on the inside, and it's gold because they have
(50:39):
different colors. But I got a gold one with a
teeny tiny diamond in the middle. What if I started
wearing my high school graduation ring around my next Now
that cools Yeah, a clear one and I'm born in April. Yeah,
what stone is that diamond? But it's not diamond. Oh,
it's like it's like polish crystal. I think. Finally, videos
posted online show a bunch of what appear to be
(51:00):
twenty somethings partying in the cabin of a plane and
cancoon for New Year's Eve, but people are raging in
the aisles and they couldn't stop them from partying and
at least they're not fighting, right. Yeah, if I'm on
a flight, I've said this before. If I want to
fight and there's not an incident, I'm gonna be disappointed. Now,
Like I paid for tickets to the show. I feel
like every airplane up in the air, now there's gonna
(51:21):
be some sort of show that happens. But yeah, there
there were people all over. They couldn't stop them. There
were you know, people partying, screaming, dancing, avoiding any sort
of protocol. You'd be pretty upset of they. I'd be
super upset, but I come back with a story, I'd
be I'd be happy that there was nothing, but I'd
be a little disappointed that every other story I reads
about something crazy going on an airplane. So that's from TMZ. Yes,
(51:45):
Amy your side, because it's just crazy. It's like up
in the air is like, um, what international waters. We
could do whatever you want, ten thousand feet, no laws, baby,
go to town. They're stabbing the handling. They're cussing, all right, cussing.
I don't. I'm thinking your kids get to cuss. That's
what it is. Okay, that's what's up. That's the news.
(52:07):
Thank you guys. Story. We have a couple of lunchbox
calls here. The first one you call a gym because
of your New Year's resolution? Is that true? Well? Yeah,
I'm Buff Bill, and I've been going to the gym
for a long time and all these newbies are gonna
be there taking up the equipment. So I want them
(52:28):
to kick the newbies off the equipment and save it
for Buff Bill. You want to reserve, yeah, I want
to reserve workout equipment. Okay, Okay, here we go. Here's
Buff Bill calling the gym. This is Buff Bill. How
you doing? You know, just I'd like being buff. And
I know the new Year's coming up. It's New Year time,
(52:50):
and that means a lot of new memberships, you know
what I mean. The gym gets awful crowded New Years,
you know, and I've been coming for years, getting buff,
you know. And I'm just wondering if I reserve equipment, so,
you know, because I don't want to be dealing with
Fatty Patty and Pudgy Phil trying to take up all
the equipment. I don't know if we have um if
(53:11):
you can reserve equipment, And don't think we do that.
But New Years, yeah, I know, but New Years it's
always busy, you know. It's like you know, in one week,
Pudgy Phil, he ain't gonna be coming in. Yeah, well,
I hope they would continue for in their own goals, right,
(53:31):
I want there. I want them to reach their goals,
but not not at the expense of buff Bill. You know,
like I need I need the twenty pound dumbbells. If
you can just put my name on them, say hey, newbies,
kick rocks. You can't use those definitely if you if
there's um someone who, like you know, you feel after
a while hasn't really done much, then yes, I would
seek them to the front and be like, got you.
(53:53):
So what you're saying, what you're saying is when I
show up. When I show up, I'm like, here's twenty dollars.
You get up, Puggy phill out of the gym for
a little bit, let me work out. Not for twenty dollars.
I'd okay, And he went back to Pudgy Pill over
(54:14):
and over at poor Phil. I'm trying to work out.
I forgot about Fatty Patty halfway through a few things
from that call, one how great is she was like
people trying to get healthy Number two is to be
buff Bill, and he's like those twenties. Doesn't love twenties.
Buff Bill loves like forties or sixties. And then third
(54:36):
of all, and I will say this, if there was
a guy named buff Bill, he'd probably sound like Lunchbox,
totally real dupe voice. Yeah, okay, here's that. You want
to hear another call this one. I was like, I
don't know if this is gonna work or not. But
there was a new story about a guy who was
arrested because he was tricking people into changing his diaper
as an adult. He say, you needed an adult babysitter. Yeah,
so this is Lunchbox calling to get a babysitter, but
(54:58):
for himself. Anything you want to say lunch Box about this?
Oh yeah, I just called a babysitting service. And I
tried to like make it sound like a kid, but
you know what I mean. But it was really for me,
and I mean I think it could work. Okay, here's
a lunchbox calling a babysitter for himself. Hello from service. Yes,
I'm looking to get a babysitter maybe three to four
(55:19):
times a week. Okay, we can help you with that.
I just and I'm gonna need like I need the
babysitter to be like physically strong and mentally strong, because
it's gonna take a lot to move me around, okay,
you know, and then like getting in and out of
the bath you know what I mean, it's just gonna
be hard. And like I need someone that can really
take care of my diapers because they're a lot bigger
(55:40):
than normal diapers. Yeah, Like I mean the diapers. You
know how you wear diapers and you need to go
to the bathroom and so you just go in the diaper.
I'm gonna need I need someone that can change that
for you. Yeah, I mean for me because I need
someone to like, you know, feed me. And I need
someone that can cook because I eat a lot to
ending on the day and so sometimes I'm hungry and
(56:02):
so I need a good cook. This is a babysitting
service for babies, you know. Yeah, I have three babies,
but my wife takes care of them. And then I
just sometimes I like to feel like a baby. I
like to be treated like a baby. So that's why
I'm calling for a babysitter. Like I'm willing to pay
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you double your normal rate. It's just like a sexual thing.
I don't think it's sexual. I just think it's you know,
it kind of it makes me feel good and happy,
and you know, I just like them. That's not really
what we do here. That's kind of creepy. And there
she goes all the general like they'll call you, okay,
(56:47):
good job. Those are funny. That are funny, good job
to day. This story comes to us from Indiana. Two
women wanted some hush puppies from lawn John Silver. So
they pull up to the dry and they're like, we
just want to order one hush puppy and the lady said, sorry,
we sell them two for a dollar ninety five. He said, no,
(57:08):
I only want one, said ma'am, I can only sell
you two for a dollar ninety five. Some cursing ensues.
Passenger gets out of the vehicle, goes inside, destroys the restaurant,
and attacks the drive through worker. Right, I wonder if
she only had money for one, Like, did she only
have a dollar? I mean, could they note? I think
it's supposed to give away food. But if she only
(57:28):
wanted one, why did she only want one? Because they're good,
I'd like four or five and a happen. I wonder
what was really happening here, if she really could only
afford one, or if she was just on something. They
think there was something in the system and system in
her body that she needed one hush puppy day. No
(57:49):
that she made me went a little crazy because of it. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
all right, there you go. I'm lunchboxed at your bone
head story of the day. I hope you guys have
a great weekend. Thank you for listening to this show.
Thank you, thank you. I have a music podcast interview
podcast called The Bobby Cast and Elvie Shane is on
this week and we talked for an hour and he
has that song my Boy. Here's a clip of my
(58:10):
boy right here here my blood my name will do
the show from my house. And he drove up and
had a pretty cool car and he, you know, sits down.
I was like, hey, nice, how long you know you
drive like he because he had drove like three and
a half hours. It's like, why you goes, I'll still
live in Kentucky. Whoa, Yeah, he still lives in Kentucky,
(58:32):
not Nashville, and he drove like three hours ago. But
really really fascinating story. The guy's been through a lot
grow up. You know, tough is making it now really cool.
So check out the Bobby Cast to hear Lvie Shane's story.
We will see you Monday. Have a great weekend. Stay safe,
each of vegetables, uh, maybe working out, say the pledge
of allegiance. All that. All right, have a good weekend
(58:53):
by everybody.
Come on Helaska, what's happening? And welcome to Friday's show,
Morning Studio Morning. Right now in Nebraska, Al is on
the phone. Al, what's up, Buddy, Good morning, Bobby. Happy
Happy New Year? Yeah, you two, it's is it too
(00:23):
late to say that now? Or when when do we
stop saying happy New Year? End of getting that way?
But I haven't talked to you, so you know, I thought, well,
I'll say it anyway. I like it. I'm just wondering
before I get hate from this Morning Morning Studio, my studio.
Happy to a year to you too, Thank you. We'll
take it all right. Now, what's up, Buddy? I called
in a few times, and I know that you're real busy.
(00:45):
We lift into your show every day, and I know
how busy you are by the times I call in
on to talk to you. But um Old Dominion got
a song out. It's called on a Boat or something.
I was on a boat that day. I was on
a boat that one. Absolutely, Hey, that's a jam. I
(01:06):
think that's gonna be a number one song. And they
played it on that last show that I think that
they got Group of the Year and they played that song,
and and now I haven't heard it again, and I
don't know what's going on. I know that you'd be
the only one that could ever answer that question. Well,
here's what I think happened. That song was a single.
I think they're off of that song as a single.
(01:28):
I don't think it hit number one. I don't know
where it is where they land. I loved it, yeah
to too. But the reason you don't hear it now
is because it's not the single that the record label
once played. Now, let's see here we go. It peaked
at number nine on Billboard and then I was on
(01:49):
a boat US country airplay. Yeah, maybe thirty seven, I
don't know. Regardless, it did not end up at number one.
They moved off of that single. The new single is
called No Hard Feelings, and that's the one that you're
gonna hear now. So if you want to hear that song,
I'll sad to say, because I liked it too, you
have to go and stream it. Okay, Well, I appreciate
I appreciate it. Like I said, it's uh. I don't
(02:10):
know why they would have played it on that show
and then and then not let you guys play it. Well,
we did play it, and they played it on our
show too, but they were probably promoting their single. It
was their single at the time, and so they got
on the awards show to play it to hopefully help
the single, and I think it reached its potential number
nine or so, and then they were like, Okay, can't
climb anymore. Let's move on to the next one, and
(02:32):
so the new ones called No Hard Feelings. That's why Okay, Well.
John Party had a song come out the same about
the same time, Seela Sometime Tequila Little Time, which is
a wonderful song. It is actually at number five right
now on the chart, and I bet it's going to
be a number one song. Yeah, I did too, and
I thought they would both speak because I think they
were both about the same time. They released about the
(02:53):
same time. I just can't believe. I think that others
all take bold dominion songs better. I don't. But that's
why we have We're allowed to have different opinions. Um.
But yes, I like I want to Gale Little Time
with you, um okay al. In the end, the record
(03:15):
label decided not to push it as a single radio.
I don't because I don't give a crap. Really, what
songs are played unless I'm playing it myself, which I
rarely do. Um I did. The record labels pushed their songs.
If they're good, they move with the chart. If not,
the record label goes, well that song did not do well,
we have to move on to another one. If you
had quizzed me six months from now and said I
was on a boat that day, where did it land?
(03:35):
I would have thought it just made it to number
one in the movie too, because every one of their
songs goes number one. Yeah it does. Like that's crazy
to me. All Right, I'll have a great day, buddie,
you know. I mean when that comes on and it
doesn't come on very often, and we'll come on far
less now yep, maybe never. You're just gonna have to
stream it. Yeah, okay, well, hey you listen. You guys
(03:57):
got a great show. We listened to you every morning,
so keep up. Thank you all. Have a good day, bootie.
Do you want to hear the top ten right now? Yeah?
This week let's see what made it but Old Dominion didn't.
I'm off start at number eleven because Parker McCallum's gonna
have a number one song with to Be Loved by You,
which is a good one. Jim Kelsey Ballerini Half of
(04:19):
My Hometowns at number ten, one of my favorite songs
of all of last year and still moving up the chart.
Zach Brown Band at number nine, Number eight, Morgan Wallen
sand in my Boots? What was that grandmon same boat? Yeah,
we're all insane Boat. That's a former number one song too,
so it's It's on the way down. Kane Brown won
Mississippi it's seven. What I don't know. I'm just like,
(04:42):
how did that boat song make it to number one
and the other boat one didn't? I mean different record labels,
That's what I was trying to say. Yeah, I'll had
a point, John Party, Tequila a little Time and number five, No, No,
number six, Jimmy Allen and Brad Paisley. If freedom was
a highway, that's good to quill a little time, John
Party at five, Jordan Davis by Dirt at four. That'll
(05:03):
be a number one, which is really cool. Yeah, because
I like Jordan a lot, so that's good. Chris Stapleton,
you should probably leave it three. Good jam He's been
playing this live for years, is the thing, And when
he put it on the record, I was like, oh,
that's cool. I've heard that song a bunch of times
and I never thought they'd make it a single so
good and they did, which is awesome. Michael Ray Whiskey
(05:24):
and Rain at number two, come in there, and Dustin
Lynch at number one with Thinking About You. I mean,
and this song has been number one for three or
four weeks, but got the benefit of the break because
the label stopped pushing songs the break, so song at
the end of the year just kind of stay number
one because they went on vacation. And the great thing
(05:44):
for Dustin Lynch he gets to go. We got a
four week number one benefited by the break, but who
knows that after the break's over and you could talk
about it in six months, no one cares. Nobody knows.
So those are your big songs now. Sam Hans got
a Jam twenty three that's moving up the chart too.
But thanks Al for that call. We appreciate that. Let's
open up the mailbage something well. Hello, Bobby Bones, longtime listener.
(06:14):
I love the show. I was recently catching up on
the show with the podcast and was listening to Bobby
talk about his sleep issues and the call MAP I
totally relate to his sleep issues. I'm a mom to
a highly energetic five year old, a wife or work
full time. I average eight hours of sleep per week.
I drink tons of coffee. I've tried every over the
(06:34):
counter sleep remedy in the book. I've tried different medications,
but they don't help. I hate taking them. Nothing is worked.
I've heard a little about the call Map, and I
can't decide if it's worth the price. I was just
curious if you, Bobby, think it helps you sleep and
is worth the money. I know I need to sleep study,
but cannot afford it right now and am desperate for
more slash better sleep. Thank you so much, Signed a
(06:55):
tired mama. I'll tell you this. I don't get paid
by the call Map. This is not an endorsement away.
If we don't get an endorsement from this, we have failed.
We have failed as a morning show that needs money
to survive. But I do use the calm app a
couple of nights a week. They have something called bedtime Stories.
I wonder if I'd get in trouble for playing some
of them. They're so boring that I turned them on
(07:16):
and listen. In most nights, I fall asleep listening to
them talk about something stupid? What are they about? Well?
I like the sports one most John McEnroe, and one
of them teach you to the rules of tennis. But
it's literally him reading the rule book of tennis. That's funny,
so it's like, hey, it's John McEnroe. Okay, the lines
are forty two feet and I slowly fall asleep. I
(07:36):
like the calm app. I don't use it every night anymore.
I've also found that I can listen to podcasts, and
even though I'm pretty engaged with them, I can fall asleep.
But listen to Bill Simmons a lot falling asleep because
it's a sports podcast that I can't always get to
every day. But I do use the calm app. Money wise,
I don't know what you got. I think for me,
I paid sixty bucks for a year of it of
(07:57):
the calm app, so you know, all that's relative. But
do you want to sleep story Amy, Sure, Okay, I'll
go to my recently played sleep stories. And I didn't
listen to The Big Bad Wolf learns Anger Management. The
guy that blows the houses down. My name is Nan,
so Nick Offerman does that night. I'd like to tell
you a fine tale about a familiar storybook character. But
(08:18):
before we get started, and they say, they're like, then, okay, well,
first of all, we're gonna take some breaths. We're gonna
then it's then more of it. They arrived at a
stream which trickled alone as the water washed over the stones.
So I don't do any of the meditation stuff, but
I do listen to these at night, and they worked
pretty good for me. They work great at first, but
I've listened to all the good ones now now I
(08:38):
get annoyed. So does Kaitlin have to listen to whatever
you listen to? She likes it too, okay, and we'll
take turns picking. She didn't pick as good ones as
I do. That's part relative. Oh I don't know if
you picked over there, but it's okay. I struggle with this.
I never get a full night's sleep. I wake up
at the mill the night every night. I'm doing all
kinds of stuff. I'm also like you, I'm trying to
figure it out. But I can't take sleeping pills anymore.
(08:59):
It's a bad part of my life. It was about
two years. I can't take medication. It does bad stuff
to me. I probably became a little too dependent on
sleeping pills, and I will not go back down that
route again. I'm afraid to take them on airplanes. I'm
fraid to wake up butt naked and be one of
those Oh he's naked on an airplane climbing. Yeah. Yeah,
So I won't do that anymore. I don't remember stuff
from sleeping pills. Good luck with your journey, call Mapp.
(09:21):
I would give it a B plus for what you
sound like you needed for all right, thank you, we
got your and that was found The closed the five
most fun facts, as curated by Amy. Let's go number five.
(09:43):
So the main reason Will Smith did the Fresh Prince
of bel Air was because he owed two point eight
million dollars in back taxes and he needed the money.
Seventy percent of his pay for the first three seasons
of the show was garnished by the irs to pay
those taxes. That's crazy. What was are you doing before?
The people don't realize Will Smith was as big of
(10:05):
a rapper as a guy. But because he wasn't, he
was in cursing a whole lot. And he was pretty positive,
of course a little bit. He doesn't go down in
history is that because his image was just pretty clean.
But will Smith was really one of the biggest rappers
in his day. But that's what he was doing, all right.
What else? Number four? So Mount Rushmore was supposed to
(10:25):
show all four presidents down to their waists, but they
ran out of funds in nineteen forty one, so we
just got the heads. I'm okay with that. Sorry, boss,
you ran out of money. That's okay, I'm good. I'm
glad it's only the heads, all right. Next number three,
Speaking of presidents, Richard Nixon once got drunk and ordered
a nuclear strike on North Korea. The National Security advisor
(10:49):
at the time took the phone and told the Joint
chiefs of staff to stand down on the order until
Nixon woke up to sober up the next morning and
cancel the strike. Wow, all right, screw it, firate, let's go.
That's crazy, all right, Next up number two, And then
speaking of North Korea, everyone there named Kim Jung un
(11:12):
had to legally change their name once he took power
because it's illegal to have the same name as the
supreme leader. But I would imagine if you were named
that you knew he was up next, So are you
counting the days? Like, I don't know, honey, any day
now I have to change my name. I don't know.
Yeah that nor anytime, I like really get serious and
read about that place. Just bad makes me feel sad.
(11:35):
That's a bad place. He's a bad dude. That just said,
not a good situation. They listen to BTS, they get killed,
they West squid games, they get wow, horse labor or killed.
Anything coming from Western world crazy Next up, number one.
So in nineteen sixty seven, Paul McCartney let a stranger
claiming to be Jesus Christ sit in on a Beatles
(11:57):
recording session, saying, well, it probably isn't, but if he is,
I'm not going to be the one that turned him away.
Just in case, just in case. Never lucky that person
in stab Yeah, yeah, okay, that's pretty good fun. The
latest from Nashville and Tullywood Morgan number two, thirty second.
(12:21):
Skinny Mary Morris released a new song called Circles around
This Town Joves Good. Maddie and Tay's new album, Through
the Madness of Volume one comes out on January twenty eighth.
(12:45):
They released a new song from the album called Strangers.
I'm Baby strange Walker Hayes released a new song called
(13:08):
Drinking Songs. I'm Morgan number two. That's your skinny hall.
It's time for the good news something. So imagine this.
(13:33):
You're a farmer in Wisconsin, hundreds and hundreds of acres.
You take care of the farm, but you get COVID
and then you get to witness all of your neighbors
come together and harvest your corn and soybeans for you
because you're still recovering. That's awesome. Does that really happen
to a farmer? Dave Aubink again a Wisconsin farmer, And
(13:53):
it took seventeen farmers gathering all their equipment and supplies
and different things, and then around fifty volunteers and they
were able to do about two hundred acres in a day.
It must have had a pretty bad Oh. Yeah, Like
he was in the hospital, then he was at home recovering.
While he was recovering on the couch, he said he
looked out into the field and saw all these neighbors
coming together to help him, and tears were just streaming
down his face. First of all, if I just looked
(14:14):
out my window, I saw people in my yard. I'm
thinking the Robin, but he knew they were there. And
second of all, the other farmers are like they start
to get mysteriously get COVID to have their That's a
great story. I love it. I love it. That's what
it's all about. That was tell me something good. Okay,
this is the easiest trivia game you could possibly play.
(14:36):
We google easy Trivia for kids. These are all very
basic trivia questions that you listening will probably know most
the answers to. However, the show doesn't always no, and
when you're under pressure, it's more difficult. Classic game here, right,
Classic everybody, I'm with you, Thank you. The goal has
now basically turned into beating Eddie. Yeah, because I've had
this for what two seasons? He has won the Easy
(14:58):
Trivia tr At two times in a row. If you
win this one, we're gonna find somebody else to bring
in to try to beat What do you mean? I
don't know like who right now? Eddie's got three wins,
Morgan number one has excuse me, Morgan number two has
one win. In the naming lunch box. They're here, but
they don't have anything. I've been I've been checking out,
I've been really participating all right, let's play easy triviat Ready, guys,
(15:18):
Ready really needs you guys to focus and try to
beat Eddie. Okay, okay. What color is Big Bird on
Sesame Street? Amy yellow? Yellow? That is correct? Lunch Box
Pluto is the name of what cartoon characters? Dog? Uh?
(15:40):
I don't know if Donald Duck has a dog, but
that's the first thing that popped in my head, Donald Duck.
That's incorrect. But nobody goes home in the first Lucky
It's it's it's it's Mickey Man. No, that's Mickey Mouse's dog.
SpongeBob airs on what TV network? Eddie Nickelodeon correct, Mike
(16:00):
Jordan's start in what cartoon in nineteen ninety six was correct? Moregan,
I feel like those three were hard. I mean Big
Bird was easy as one, which is why they never
makeuse another year of busy Eddie. Congrats on your next
Well wait, what was SpongeBob again? What I know a Nickelodeon? Okay, see,
(16:20):
I don't know that I would. Ready, guys, if you
miss it, now you go home, you literally go home.
I'm gonna want to all right, which country do the
cities of Perth, Sydney and Brisbane, belong to Amy Australia. Correct, lunchbox.
What geometric shape is generally used for stop signs? Octagon? Correct? Eddie.
(16:49):
What were the four main characters names in The Golden
Girls First Names? It ran from nineteen eighty five to
nineteen ninety two. If you can get three of the four,
you'll get the question. This was when you were three
school four Blanch correct Dorothy correct. It's the only lady
(17:11):
Blanch Dorothy, and so Sophia correct. The one you did
not get is Betty White's carre? And what was her name? Rose? Okay,
I wouldn't go. That's a tough one. That was really hard. Hey, Morgan,
what famous US music festival hosted over three hundred and
fifty thousand fans in nineteen sixty nine? Uh? It is
(17:40):
the famous one? Or is a bunch of hippiest win No?
What famous US festival or three hundred and fifty thousand
fans in nineteen sixty nine? I don't remember what it's called.
Oh man, I can picture it though, I think it was.
It's the Come on, Morgan, oh Man, I three sundancement
(18:07):
that's in corect That would be more gonna hate to
do it, but you've been all lunch Box, it's up
to us, Amy. What member of the Beatles married Yoko
Ono John Lennon? Nice impressive, Amy, lunchbox. Mount Rushmore is
in what state? First thing he popped in my head?
(18:32):
North Dakota. It's either North dakot or South Dakota itself. Yeah,
South Dakota. Now it's up to me, guys. I mean,
I just have no idea. Goes that dumb thing? What? Yeah?
They dog? Or on Reddit when people are like I
drove all the way there and it's foggy and they
(18:54):
can't even see it. Comes in that day, Eddie? What
essential gas is import so we can breathe oxygen? Correct? Amy?
At what temperature does water freeze? Fahrenheit? Correct? Eddie? How
(19:15):
many courts are in a gallon? I swear we just
studied this for science. Your son was he still eating maloney?
Or no? Yea? What is it again? How many courts
in a gallon? Do you know this? Amy? What's the
half gallons that a court give me? Three? I mean
(19:38):
this is going by memory. I remember seeing this in
the study guide bones, so I'm just just doing that three.
Good job, Amy, I have no idea what hit it?
Hold on? Answer is four? Oh, there are four courts
(19:58):
in a gallon? And you want to if you got
your next question right? Okay? Who invented the theory of relativity? Um? Einstein? Correct? Wow?
Twenty twenty two is looking up? Is it? Yes? Anything
(20:20):
you want to say? Amy? First game of the year.
Hey all, we gotta do Morgan lunchbox. We're just gonna
keep this going. I don't care who wins. This is
gonna be one of us three. I mean it might
just be you. Honestly, Eddie, you're the villain now, I know.
I hate it all right, Congratulations, Amy, thank you. Here's
a voicemail we got last night. Check it out. Hey, Bobby,
(20:40):
I'm in the army and we came down to Nashville
to get away from the Illinois weather for a while
and surprise, you guys had a massive snowstorm. Sof and
driving through the night to get back home, and just
want to say thank you guys for keeping me off
by riding through the podcast. Thanks for listening. And yes,
we had a gigantic snowstorm. There is snow everywhere. Marion
Morris was going to come in the studio and play
(21:02):
in like thirty minutes. It's gonna be a whole hole
to Dahle to do. Which one is it? I don't
know well, and everybody snowed in. So we're gonna talk
to Marin coming up in a little bit, but we're
gonna have to postpone her coming in to play music.
But Marion Morris will be on in probably like half
an hour, so we're very excited about that. I do
want to ask her about her getting in that jet,
that fighter plane, and what that felt like. So Marion
(21:25):
Morris later, but no mute, no live music, but we'll
do that later on. You're Amy's pile of stories. You're
a gen xer. Yes, I am a No, I'm a
gen z millennial. No, I'm millennial because I'm eighty one.
But in anything in the eighty what do they call it, Mike,
(21:45):
a geriatric geriatric millennial? Okay, that's us. Well, there's a
study that came out that said we could all take
up skateboarding if we get to that midlife crisis and
we already die. I do, I still skate And Eddie
is a genet Okay, so he's the research on this,
Like it's a pastime that allows middle aged people, particularly men,
to cope with stress, maybe even some depression. You just
(22:07):
kind of get on the board and go. But the
problem is when you wreck, you never heal exactly. That's
one of the things that the study was talking about.
It celebrates failure, which would be the falls, which is
part of growth. And I was like, no, if I
fall as a geriatric millennial, I'm going to break bones,
Like this doesn't sound therapeutic at all for my midlife crisis.
(22:29):
Or you're gonna tear muscles which I'm dealing with now
that don't heal back like they used to. Yeah, I
got a shoulder injury in a caffeinury that I just
cannot fix. Yeah, so I recommend skateboarding. Well I didn't.
I forgot we had are like the research right, and
you're next to us, Eddie, is proof that this is true.
Now I'm smarter than like looking at a hill and
being like, oh, I'm gonna go down that thing and
skate down like I know better now, so I'm not
(22:51):
really falling as much. Plus I'm just writing like a
lot less. But do you have a history of skateboarding,
like as a kid, not like tricks a longboard yeah,
but been doing that for you feel like the cool
guy in the neighborhood. Yeah. In college, I used to
skateboard to class. That's how cool I was. Oh gosh,
people can hear me coming from like mild I feel
like we're in this like some weird eighties Did you
(23:12):
put a baseball car in your spokes on your bikes?
He's like, now you make fun of Okay. So a
mom who is battling cancer is going to extremes to
make sure that her daughter is in good hands when
she's gone. So did you know there's a website called Wingman.
It's a dating app. I guess it's more of an app,
not a website, but it's where you can be the
matchmaker for your loved ones or your friends, like quing man.
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Get it. So she went a step beyond just signing
up for the app. She bought a billboard in Times
Square for her thirty year old daughter Molly, to meet
a man. I wonder if the daughter is embarrassed, that's
what I would think. I know her mom is sick
and battling cancer, but you're buying a billboard for your daughter,
and you guys to be like, oh yeah, it's a
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forty seven foot by twenty five foot billboard in time
Square that says date my daughter, and it has Molly's photo.
And also, you don't have to be married to be happy. No,
we should move on from again that being normal that
you must be married to be happy or complete. Nope.
I was never going to get married until I met Kaylin,
meaning I never thought that I was for sure going
to get married. I never met anybody I wanted to marry.
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I just figured out was who I was not getting married.
And so, yeah, let's not think that getting married is
what it takes to be happy. That being said, I'm
married happy, Yeah, you're happily married? Yeah? Baby? What else? So?
Keith Urban's gonna be on the road in June with
his The Speed of Now tour, so he reached out
(24:35):
to some fans to help him create his set list,
and he shared a video of him talking to a
fan about what songs she would like to hear. Here's
the clip of Tiera Hi Tiara's keep having calling. Hey,
we're putting the set list together too, any songs you
want to hear? Tiara? I like Okay, John's song Done
(24:58):
that will be in the set what would you want
to hear if he called you? Well, you know that
was gonna be in the set anyway. He's like, all right, Um,
if I went to a Keith Urban show and I
didn't hear take you Ken, leave my sweater because I'm
in the mid together, you'll think of me. I'll be saying,
I still can't remembers that cat or cats Kat. Okay, Yeah,
(25:19):
he told us like four times, Yes, I yes, every time.
Hey it's again. He's like, yes, it's cat, It's I
told you eleven times. By the way, there is an
hour long interview just me and Keith Urban. It's an
hour and seven minutes exactly up on the Bobby Cast.
If you want to hear it one. I mean, it's
it's just great because how often do you get here
Keith talk over an now, I talks about his dad,
(25:40):
talks about a lot of the issues he went through.
Really great interview. A couple of weeks back. All right,
I told Keith, all right, number rupp us up. The
tour kicks on June seventeenth in Tampa, Florida. I'm Amy,
that's your pop. That was Amy's pile of stories. It's
time for the good news lunch box. A woman in
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Washington States driving along the highway when all of a sudden,
she hits some ice, her boom down an embankment. She's
headed down for the icy river eighty feet below. She
crashes and her car gets stuck between a rock and
a tree before she goes all the way down, So
she stuck eighty feet down there. She climbs out of
her car and just starts screaming for help. By the way,
(26:24):
isn't that lucky that she was hanging there? Yes, like
she could have kept going and she'd be dead, crash
and died. Yeah, but she got out of her car,
climbed up a little bit and just screaming for help.
And a car driving by happens to see skid marks,
gets out, looks over there, sees her. Oh Man calls
nine one one, and they become They come the rescue crew,
and they get the ropes and pulley system and they
go down and they bring her up to safety. I'll
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be so scary because in the movies, you do that,
your car starts leaning, I was saying, he starts to slide,
like you probably try to get onto the tree if
you can find a safe's fine on the tree, right,
she got off the car and stood on something she
did on the ledge and yelled. And how about the
person that saw this. I wouldn't I would see skid
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marks and go, oh man, that's just keep going. I
don't think I would stop. I don't think it makes
me a bad person. I think that makes me a
normal person. But it makes that person like awesome because
they were like, let me just see what you know,
what happened here? I mean, I drive now and because
of these stories, I do look in ditches, like while
I'm driving through, I'm like, you were going to help people.
(27:29):
Don't stop anymore. But now he's mister hero. I never
see cars down there, guys. Okay, you'll be on that
Hero show at the end of the year. All right,
all right, that's a good story. That's what it's all about.
That was tell me something good. Caitlin's parents are staying
with us. They've been here the last couple of days
because they came in for her surprise birthday party. And
they're great. Love them. I'm always excited whenever they get here.
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It's her parents, so she's excited, but you know, she's
had them her whole life me. I like going there
around and they also listened to the show. They live know,
right outside of Miscogee, Oklahoma, and so we're on there
in Tulsa and they listen to the show. They're like,
the only family I have to actually listens to the show.
That's cool. Kaylin doesn't listen Arkansas. Keith kind of listen
sometimes sometimes, but he's in the woods. Honestly. Yeah. Sometimes
I'll text and be like, hey, can come on the
(28:14):
show and play me. Three hours later, I was like, man,
we were duck hut in all morning. I didn't get
to hear it. So pretty much the only family that
listens to this show is her parents. Your family listens, Eddie, No,
I mean my parents live in San Antonio and there
I don't even think they listen to that. But my
mother in law she listens every day. I found out
over the break because she acts like, oh, I don't
(28:35):
really She asks like, oh yeah, and no, Bobby, I
mean everything, And then she mentioned something specifically that we
talked about it, like you listen, she's I do. I
do almost every day? Amy, does your family listen? My
mother in law listens, And then I think my sister
occasionally can pick it up and um, she's in Colorado
but close to New Mexico, so she picks up it,
picks it up on that station. I mean most people
(28:57):
will go, we can't believe your whole family doesn't listen
to me on the air. They don't care. I know.
I'm like, I think my sister maybe she's in the car.
But my mother in law she does. She's supportive. Well,
shout out to all of our family who does listen.
Sounds like just our in laws listen. That's new to them. Maybe. Yeah,
all right, let's go do the Morning Corny. The Morning Corny.
(29:20):
How do mountains stay warm? How do mountains stay warm?
They put on their snow caps? A cute hated it.
That was the Morning Corny. We've just been doing this
bet for like two years, so I think mostly it's hard.
It's just hard, you know, it's very hard sometimes when
you hit it when we laugh, like yeah. And also
(29:43):
I don't although there's snow on the ground out here today,
you know, the snow humor doesn't only hit me because
I never see it, oh Dan, because I don't know
there snow one for you. I mean, I would do
a snow white. That's funny. That's a movie. Okay, No,
this is what falls in the winter but never gets hurt.
It never gets hurt. Yeah, it's a riddle. Yeah, morning riddle.
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I quint the Friday Morning conversation with Marion Morris. Maren,
how are you? I'm good? How are you doing? Pretty good?
You would be here with us, but there is a
massive snowstorm. There's a quite the accumulation of snow outside.
What is it like outside where you are right now?
It's snowing, It's beautiful. But yeah, definitely staying inside today.
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We'd track. We're confused on if our cars can make it.
We were having this debate like if we had to
leave right now, who has a strong enough car or
truck to actually get out through the snow? Are you
guys good if you needed to go to the grocery store,
you have a big four wall drive. I mean Ryan
has a truck. I don't think my tesla would make
it to the store. Safety. What was the moment for
you when you were still living in Texas where you thought, man,
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I've got to go to Nashville, Like what was it
that made you move? I'd taken a couple of trips
to Nashville, and I hadn't really taken the full plunge,
but I was saving money just being a receptionist at
my parents hair salam and I wanted to move to
Nashville and not have to like immediately find work. I
wanted to just throw myself into songwriting. And I think
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in Texas it gave me such a great springboard of
like a rich music culture to grow up in in
my teens. But moving to Nashville, I wanted to be,
you know, a professional songwriter. And you know, I'm obviously
I'm biased because I live here now and it's my home,
but I feel like the best songwriters in the world
live in Nashville, So that's what prompted me to come here.
(31:36):
So we know you now as you know, a superstar.
But when you first moved to Nashville, is it hard
sledding it first? Like hard to get people to write
with you, hard to get people to care. Yeah. I
think my whole strategy even to this day, is like
underplay everything and don't come into the room assuming that
people know who you are or talking a big game.
(31:57):
Just like wait your turn and know that you're good.
It's not about you know, being meek or watering down
your confidence or your talent. It's just about like respect
and knowing that there are so many talented people in
this town. So I really slow played it, and I
still kind of keep that motto to this day, like
don't oversell because you know, it kind of ends up
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being disappointing in the end, and you don't want people
thinking that like you're rubbing them the wrong way. So
I was definitely very shy, but it was hard. It
was hard to get rights. But you just have to
like put yourself out there and go to shows by yourself,
even though you feel super lame. And but that's honestly
how I ended up, like making friends and getting co writs,
(32:41):
and some of those co writs are you know written
co written by my best friends today. So m yeah,
it's it's hard in the beginning, but the payoff is
worth it. You got a new song on this out today.
I'm always curious because this, you know, is a very
anticipated new project from you. You have to kind of
lock this down so it doesn't leak out early. Yeah,
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I'm probably a little overly paranoid about stuff like that.
Like I'm not that cool to have a giant leak.
But yeah, I mean I've send it around to friends
and like my team and obviously my co writers, but yeah,
I try to keep some air of you know, mystery
or element of surprise as much as you can. But yeah,
(33:25):
I think we kind of accomplished that. But here we are.
It's it's out so circles around this town. We've been
playing it all morning. And you wrote this with Ryan,
with Julia Michaels and with Jimmy Robbins, And so tell
me about this. Did you all for write this in
the same room? And do you get in the room
and go all right, I got this idea? How does
this song come together? Yeah? I epically failed at the
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zoom co writing phase everyone was in in twenty twenty.
So I just decided, like, I don't really want to
write over a computer until we can safely do it
in person. So we all quarantined in the fallow twenty
twenty so we could be in person with Julia and
Jimmy because obviously Ryan and I are in the same house.
But yeah, we all wrote at Jimmy's place, and it
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was my first time writing with Julia, and obviously she's
a mega talented songwriter and artist in her own right,
and yeah, I just you know, I tried to come prepared,
and you know, writing with her, I wanted to come
with something. So I had the title Circles around this Town.
And the hardest thing when you're writing with people that
(34:30):
are writers but also artists is figuring out who are
we writing for today? And I was outvoted and everyone
decided this was going to be mine. But I'm glad
that they pushed me in that direction because they were right.
So as you guys are writing the song, let's say
you're not even finished yet, you haven't declared who is
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actually going to get the song? Is that what I'm hearing?
I mean, I think in the first thirty minutes we
were trying to figure out what the first verse would
say because I had the chorus pretty flushed out, and
Julie was just like, when did you move to town?
And I was like about nine years ago, and she
just started kind of quizzing me on my background, and
what she was doing, very brilliantly and very slyly, was
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getting lyrics out of it. And then it was decided
that it was my story and we just I really
leaned into it in the second verse where I kind
of name dropped older songs of mine that kind of
were the stepping stones to where I am now. But
it ended up being one of my favorite songs to
kick off this whole record, and yeah, I'm it's probably
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the most specifically autobiographical song in my repertoire. Marin. You
said one thing you hope not to do this year
in twenty twenty two is fall on stage. Have you
ever fallen on stage in the middle of a big show.
I mean, I've had some close calls wearing heels, tripping
on chords, but not fully eating it. But I mean
now that I say that it's going to happen this year, Yes, yes,
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you have sealed your destiny. I was watching maybe it
was an Instagram live if some clipping. You were doing
the twenty one Questions, which was really funny by the way,
great great content there, and you were talking about I
think the question was what's the weirdest thing in your closet?
And you said something about all the fake hair, like
what does that mean exactly? And how much fake hair
is in there? Um more than I would care to admit.
(36:18):
I mean, Ryan is so curious slash grossed out by
it because it's just dead hair that belonged to someone else. Um,
if you think about it, it is really bizarre. But yeah,
there's there's some clip ins, there's some like wigs in there,
there's some fake bangs, um, just you know, every shade
(36:38):
of color because I changed my hair a lot. So yeah,
there's there's there's a lot in there, and it's probably
just all some Russian girl. That another thing that you
were talking about, because I really love that twenty one
questions thing where we were talking about. I think the
wildest thing you had done, and I was going to
ask you about this anyway, was that because I talked
(36:58):
to Ryan's been about it was you getting in that
fighter jet. So when does someone call you and say, hey, Maren,
we'd like for you to do this, or do you
kind of reach out and go out, Hey, if anybody's
got a fighter jet, I'd love to hop in one.
Definitely the former. I don't know if I could ever
be ballsy enough to reach out and be like, put
me in this jet with you. But know the Thunderbirds,
(37:21):
the Air Force Thunderbirds reached out to me last summer,
and I think old Dominion recently did something similar where
you do the training and you have to learn how
to like train your body into going into you know,
g force, and you know, knowing what I know now,
I probably would have backed out because it was so intense,
(37:41):
but I'm really glad that I did it. I scared
the f out of myself, and I'm you know, I'll
never do it again, but it was such an honor
and just meeting all of those guys and women and
you know, being trained to go into the jet. I
didn't throw up and I didn't pass out, so I
feel like that was a huge win. And they actually
told me that short shorter women, because I'm five one,
(38:05):
fair better with gravitational force and they don't get as
sick or lightheaded as like tall men do. So I
kind of hung that over Ryan's head. Marion Morris is
on with us. It helped me just understand this jet
because you're in it and it looks awesome. You have
a picture that you can frame and is an amazing
picture for the rest of your life, and you can
show your kid, you know kids eventually if that's the case.
(38:26):
But you get in this thing, is that like an
intense roller coaster or is it so much more than
even you know, the craziest roller coaster you've been on.
I remember there was a roller coaster at the six
Flags in Arlington, Texas that was called G Force, and
you would lay back and then it would take you
up and then drop you, and I guess it was
sort of similar to what I did. I think I
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got up to five five g's. We were supposed to
go up to ten. But yeah, it was a short trip,
but I yeah, it is a really claustrophobic environment. It's
really tiny, and I can't imagine being in the single
person planes because obviously I'm with a pilot. I'm not
flying it. But it was very wild. They give you
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these G pants or it's called the G suit, and
these pants you put on the second you go into
G force, they fill up with air, so it's it's
compressing your blood flow and your legs and moving it
up to your head because the reason people pass out
is because the G Force makes all the blood rush
out of their head and that's when like the lights
(39:34):
go out. So I mean, but it was it was
a lot of a lot of work. But um, I
just have so much more respect than I even had
for anyone that is a pilot or in our armed
forces that flies those jets, because not only do they
have to stay aware while going into doing loops and
(39:55):
going into g force, but they also, like are sometimes
in combat and it's just insane that they can function
while up there. Yeah, if I had those pants, that
wouldn't be feeling filling with air. I'll tell you that
there may be here in them, but it's not gonna
be just there. I have two final questions for you, Maaron.
By the way, Marion Morris is on with us a
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brand new song circles around this town. We've been playing
it all morning. We'll played again a little later. Okay,
two questions. My first one, I saw that picture of
you and Amy Pohler. I'm such a massive fan of
Amy Poler, read her book, you know, watch everything she does.
How did that picture come about? And also who asked
for the picture? Because sometimes I'll also get to be
around people that are kind of cool, but I don't
want to ask for a picture because I don't want
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to be that person. So how did you get the
guts to ask for the picture or did you not? Um?
I did? I asked her and I actually thought of you,
because I know you've said as long as someone is not,
you know, with their children, when you're a fan of them,
it is totally okay for you to go up and
say that you are, you admire somebody and they would
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hopefully be, you know, flattered. But I never go up
to people because I just don't want to bother them.
But this one, you know, Amy Poehler, growing up watching
her on SNL was so formative in my like junior
high in high school years. It's like who we would
watch every Saturday night, and she was so funny, and
then obviously Parks and Wreck and Mean Girls and every
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iconic thing she's been, and I just thought, you know,
what the heck, I'm going to go up to her.
We were at this the Beatles documentary that just came
out a few months ago on Disney Plus. They were
having a party at Hanson Studios in LA and my
producer Greg was playing at it, and so we just
randomly went last minute, but Janet, my manager, and I
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left kind of early because I was shooting like album
artwork all day and I was exhausted, so we left early,
and Amy and her manager were also doing the same thing,
and so we had a moment where it was just
the four of us all leaving and getting our coats,
and I was like, I'm going up to her right now,
and I just said, you know, I also had like
(42:02):
two margaritas, so I think that was probably part of it.
But I had the guts to go up to her,
and I just said, look, I don't want to bother you,
even though I am about too, but I'm such a
fan of yours and your humor as not just a woman,
but just as a human being that's shaped so much
of my upbringing is just so special to me and
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always will be. That's all I want to say. Good night.
And then she turned to me and she was like,
I know who you are, and she was like, I'm
a huge fan and I love the high Women, and
I was just I wanted to fall. And then I said,
can we get a picture? And in the photo that
I posted, you can actually see I like, I look
like I need to be medicated because there's tears in
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my eyes. And but it was just so special, Like
I think, when you know that you're never going to
see someone like that again, just go for it. I
love it, and I yes, I don't have the courage
to do that, but I do say if you love
someone's work and they're not with their kids, who are
not eating, go tell them because they probably wanted to
be told that. I mean, you love to be told that, right,
(43:06):
Marian Now you're a superstar and people would think that's
Marion Morris. I don't want to bother her, but don't
you like people going, hey, your song has changed my life.
As long as they're not you know, reaching their hand
into your macaroni, it's all good. Yeah. I'm always so
floored when people have the guts to come up to me,
because I don't have the guts to go up to
people most of the time. But yeah, it's a huge honor,
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and I think if you start becoming like a jerk
about it, you should probably just call it a day
and retire, because, like, if you remember your ten year
old self, that's what you thought would be The coolest
thing is people coming up and saying that they're a
fan of your work. Last question, You have a new
song out, but is this, you know, the first part
(43:48):
of a new project where we're going to get a
whole lot more. Yeah, I'm an album gal I love
making full records and it's the first kickoff. So it's
been about three years since I've put new music out
and this just felt like the first, the best first
chapter to release and it's upbeat. I really at the
(44:12):
beginning of the year just wanted to hear something that
was jangly and fun and hopefully inspiring. And I yeah,
so it's there's an album coming, it's it's imminent. Well,
and I'll rap on saying this that we have a
little set up at the house so if I'm doing
any remote TV stuff, we have a little fake set
and in the background, I have two music things. It's
(44:35):
your first album in Keith Urban and way back in
the day it was a little note you wrote on
there and I just, you know, love the music and
love you and Ryan so much. So whenever you do
get the new album, I need a new like framed
album to put there because I'll only replace you with you.
That's the deal that you don't care that I'm making
with you, but I'm making with you right now. So
when you get the new album, I'm holding that spot
(44:56):
for you to put that album, that large vinyl print
there as well. You're the first final that I will
send out. I do have a question, which Keith Urban
It is not the last record, but the one before that,
And you're putting me on the spot because I remember
no names of any records at all. So it's the
one with John John Cougar, John Dear John three sixteen.
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That album right there. Yeah, yes, they're all good. It's
hard to pick, but I'm honored to be up there
with him on your wall. Graffiti You is the name
of that album, there, it is, And I promise I
didn't google that. All right, Marion, I'm so glad you
have a new song out the radio. The streaming services
(45:38):
are better when you have music out that people are
loving and listening to. So thank you for spending time
with us, and hopefully we'll see soon. Thanks y'all. Enjoy
the snow day, all right, bye, Maaron, Bye, It's time
for the good news by. Shortly after the deadly tornado
ripped through parts of western Kentucky last month, Sharon Sutherland
(46:00):
decided she wanted to do something to help. The Anderson
County teacher had a car that she no longer needed,
so she thought maybe she'd give it to to somebody who
lost stairs in the Tornado. She reached out to the
Anderson County Sheriff, who connected her with Rebecca Marsala, whose
car was destroyed at the Mayfield Consumer Products candle factory.
You know the factory that was demolished. Yeah, So Rebecca
(46:20):
was trapped in the rubble of the building for five
hours before rescuers found her and spent several days in
the hospital recovering. So on the twenty six, Southerland drove
four hours to meet and just hand over the keys
to the Dodge Stratus to Rebecca, who needed a car.
I mean it was as easy as that, I have this,
I don't need this, and then she drove four hours
to give it to her. So let us shout out,
Sharon Sutherland, that's pretty awesome. The women shared a hug
(46:42):
and Rebecca said, Hey, this means everything. I just want
to tell her how grateful and how honored I am.
That's a good story. That's a good person doing a
good thing, and that is what this segment is all about.
That was tell me something good. You know, of all
our sponsors on the show, is there a more organic
sponsor than Sonic having sponsorship rights to the studio? No,
(47:03):
I don't think there is pretty cool how it all
worked out. I'm probably there three times a week, maybe more.
But that's that's legitimate. Let's go over and do the news.
Let's go Bobby's story. Researchers have determined the people who
are obsessed with celebrities are less intelligent. So if you
are anyone here, I feel like maybe when we were younger,
(47:25):
we may have been a little more. I almost am
annoyed by celebrities now more than obsessed with celebrities. There's
a direct association between celebrity worship and poorer performance on
cognitive tests. So, Okay, what are you obsessed with amy lately?
Puzzles and birds? And how deep is your obsession? Like,
I'm always have one that I'm working on, and I
(47:47):
have a bird chart and I talk to my birds,
I feed my birds. That's an obsession. Good. Yeah, what's yours?
I mean, I would say sports in general, but if
I'm going to really get down to it, it's Arkansas sports,
so not just watching, but following, recruiting, watching every game.
I'm on the message boards, you know, I'm a booster
(48:08):
to the pro Yeah, you're all in. So it's sports,
but it's Arkansas razorback sports in particular, like every day,
all the time, Like that's my obsession, it has been
my whole life. When it's the only time I feel
rage when they lose a bad Gamella, I don't get
angry at things I unhealthily just go I'm when I
put that in a different part of my body and
address it later. But when they lose, like I see
(48:29):
red oh Eddie lately, video games. I mean right now,
I'm playing a game called Retro Bowl on my phone.
It's like tech Mobile and I can't stop playing it.
It's so bad that when my wife asked me to
do something, I grunt and like go oh, like give
me ten minutes. Please. Do you think about it when
you're not playing? Yes, yes, because you can take your
team all the way to the super Bowl, And that's
(48:50):
my goal every single day. A woman returns a long
lost class ring that she found in her car. Her
name's Caitlin Manningly. She draw her key fob under her
seat and she was looking forward and she found a
class of nineteen eighty ring from the College of William
and Mary. She noticed Bruce WP engraved on the inside.
She reached out to the school. They put her in
(49:10):
touch with Bruce Patterson. The school connected those two, and
he then rewarded her with a free flight anywhere in
the United States. Oh wow, So that's from the William
Mary to the School story out there, Amy is still
missing her class ring. Yeah, that gives me hope. And
you're how much is the reward overall for Amy's ring?
I did, and because I also pitched in on that,
(49:35):
I forget the breakdown of me too, Me too, because
I think I could buy a new ring for five Yeah,
but don't you want the original Aggie ring? Oh? Yeah,
I would love it, yes, because it's Yeah, I mean,
a replica would be nice, but of course the original
is better. If you were sending people to look for
this ring, because it's a Texas A and M yeah,
Aggie ring, where would you send them to look? I
(49:56):
think it's likely in Southern Pines, North Carolina, near Fort
Bragg area. Check the pawn shops, because I don't know.
My house was broken into. Yeah, when my husband was
stationed there and we I was in Austin, you know,
because he would deploy, so he was deployed. I was
in Austin doing the show with y'all and someone broke
into our house and they stole his Air Force Academy ring,
(50:18):
which he ended up buying a new one because he
had to have that. And then I've just kind of
been I don't know if it got stolen there or
I lost it somewhere else, but it is in that town. Well,
five hundred dollars is what we're offering, and eventually we'll
get the breakdown and who's offered what money? Yeah, because
I'll probably up it. And it says Amy E. Moffat
engraved on the inside, and it's gold because they have
(50:39):
different colors. But I got a gold one with a
teeny tiny diamond in the middle. What if I started
wearing my high school graduation ring around my next Now
that cools Yeah, a clear one and I'm born in April. Yeah,
what stone is that diamond? But it's not diamond. Oh,
it's like it's like polish crystal. I think. Finally, videos
posted online show a bunch of what appear to be
(51:00):
twenty somethings partying in the cabin of a plane and
cancoon for New Year's Eve, but people are raging in
the aisles and they couldn't stop them from partying and
at least they're not fighting, right. Yeah, if I'm on
a flight, I've said this before. If I want to
fight and there's not an incident, I'm gonna be disappointed. Now,
Like I paid for tickets to the show. I feel
like every airplane up in the air, now there's gonna
(51:21):
be some sort of show that happens. But yeah, there
there were people all over. They couldn't stop them. There
were you know, people partying, screaming, dancing, avoiding any sort
of protocol. You'd be pretty upset of they. I'd be
super upset, but I come back with a story, I'd
be I'd be happy that there was nothing, but I'd
be a little disappointed that every other story I reads
about something crazy going on an airplane. So that's from TMZ. Yes,
(51:45):
Amy your side, because it's just crazy. It's like up
in the air is like, um, what international waters. We
could do whatever you want, ten thousand feet, no laws, baby,
go to town. They're stabbing the handling. They're cussing, all right, cussing.
I don't. I'm thinking your kids get to cuss. That's
what it is. Okay, that's what's up. That's the news.
(52:07):
Thank you guys. Story. We have a couple of lunchbox
calls here. The first one you call a gym because
of your New Year's resolution? Is that true? Well? Yeah,
I'm Buff Bill, and I've been going to the gym
for a long time and all these newbies are gonna
be there taking up the equipment. So I want them
(52:28):
to kick the newbies off the equipment and save it
for Buff Bill. You want to reserve, yeah, I want
to reserve workout equipment. Okay, Okay, here we go. Here's
Buff Bill calling the gym. This is Buff Bill. How
you doing? You know, just I'd like being buff. And
I know the new Year's coming up. It's New Year time,
(52:50):
and that means a lot of new memberships, you know
what I mean. The gym gets awful crowded New Years,
you know, and I've been coming for years, getting buff,
you know. And I'm just wondering if I reserve equipment, so,
you know, because I don't want to be dealing with
Fatty Patty and Pudgy Phil trying to take up all
the equipment. I don't know if we have um if
(53:11):
you can reserve equipment, And don't think we do that.
But New Years, yeah, I know, but New Years it's
always busy, you know. It's like you know, in one week,
Pudgy Phil, he ain't gonna be coming in. Yeah, well,
I hope they would continue for in their own goals, right,
(53:31):
I want there. I want them to reach their goals,
but not not at the expense of buff Bill. You know,
like I need I need the twenty pound dumbbells. If
you can just put my name on them, say hey, newbies,
kick rocks. You can't use those definitely if you if
there's um someone who, like you know, you feel after
a while hasn't really done much, then yes, I would
seek them to the front and be like, got you.
(53:53):
So what you're saying, what you're saying is when I
show up. When I show up, I'm like, here's twenty dollars.
You get up, Puggy phill out of the gym for
a little bit, let me work out. Not for twenty dollars.
I'd okay, And he went back to Pudgy Pill over
(54:14):
and over at poor Phil. I'm trying to work out.
I forgot about Fatty Patty halfway through a few things
from that call, one how great is she was like
people trying to get healthy Number two is to be
buff Bill, and he's like those twenties. Doesn't love twenties.
Buff Bill loves like forties or sixties. And then third
(54:36):
of all, and I will say this, if there was
a guy named buff Bill, he'd probably sound like Lunchbox,
totally real dupe voice. Yeah, okay, here's that. You want
to hear another call this one. I was like, I
don't know if this is gonna work or not. But
there was a new story about a guy who was
arrested because he was tricking people into changing his diaper
as an adult. He say, you needed an adult babysitter. Yeah,
so this is Lunchbox calling to get a babysitter, but
(54:58):
for himself. Anything you want to say lunch Box about this?
Oh yeah, I just called a babysitting service. And I
tried to like make it sound like a kid, but
you know what I mean. But it was really for me,
and I mean I think it could work. Okay, here's
a lunchbox calling a babysitter for himself. Hello from service. Yes,
I'm looking to get a babysitter maybe three to four
(55:19):
times a week. Okay, we can help you with that.
I just and I'm gonna need like I need the
babysitter to be like physically strong and mentally strong, because
it's gonna take a lot to move me around, okay,
you know, and then like getting in and out of
the bath you know what I mean, it's just gonna
be hard. And like I need someone that can really
take care of my diapers because they're a lot bigger
(55:40):
than normal diapers. Yeah, Like I mean the diapers. You
know how you wear diapers and you need to go
to the bathroom and so you just go in the diaper.
I'm gonna need I need someone that can change that
for you. Yeah, I mean for me because I need
someone to like, you know, feed me. And I need
someone that can cook because I eat a lot to
ending on the day and so sometimes I'm hungry and
(56:02):
so I need a good cook. This is a babysitting
service for babies, you know. Yeah, I have three babies,
but my wife takes care of them. And then I
just sometimes I like to feel like a baby. I
like to be treated like a baby. So that's why
I'm calling for a babysitter. Like I'm willing to pay
(56:24):
you double your normal rate. It's just like a sexual thing.
I don't think it's sexual. I just think it's you know,
it kind of it makes me feel good and happy,
and you know, I just like them. That's not really
what we do here. That's kind of creepy. And there
she goes all the general like they'll call you, okay,
(56:47):
good job. Those are funny. That are funny, good job
to day. This story comes to us from Indiana. Two
women wanted some hush puppies from lawn John Silver. So
they pull up to the dry and they're like, we
just want to order one hush puppy and the lady said, sorry,
we sell them two for a dollar ninety five. He said, no,
(57:08):
I only want one, said ma'am, I can only sell
you two for a dollar ninety five. Some cursing ensues.
Passenger gets out of the vehicle, goes inside, destroys the restaurant,
and attacks the drive through worker. Right, I wonder if
she only had money for one, Like, did she only
have a dollar? I mean, could they note? I think
it's supposed to give away food. But if she only
(57:28):
wanted one, why did she only want one? Because they're good,
I'd like four or five and a happen. I wonder
what was really happening here, if she really could only
afford one, or if she was just on something. They
think there was something in the system and system in
her body that she needed one hush puppy day. No
(57:49):
that she made me went a little crazy because of it. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
all right, there you go. I'm lunchboxed at your bone
head story of the day. I hope you guys have
a great weekend. Thank you for listening to this show.
Thank you, thank you. I have a music podcast interview
podcast called The Bobby Cast and Elvie Shane is on
this week and we talked for an hour and he
has that song my Boy. Here's a clip of my
(58:10):
boy right here here my blood my name will do
the show from my house. And he drove up and
had a pretty cool car and he, you know, sits down.
I was like, hey, nice, how long you know you
drive like he because he had drove like three and
a half hours. It's like, why you goes, I'll still
live in Kentucky. Whoa, Yeah, he still lives in Kentucky,
(58:32):
not Nashville, and he drove like three hours ago. But
really really fascinating story. The guy's been through a lot
grow up. You know, tough is making it now really cool.
So check out the Bobby Cast to hear Lvie Shane's story.
We will see you Monday. Have a great weekend. Stay safe,
each of vegetables, uh, maybe working out, say the pledge
of allegiance. All that. All right, have a good weekend
(58:53):
by everybody.
Hosts And Creators
Bobby Bones
Amy Brown
Lunchbox
Eddie Garcia
Morgan Huelsman
Raymundo
Mike D
Abby Anderson
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