(Mon Full Show) Bobby's Weekend Drama From His Stand-Up Bit + Eddie Claims He Saw A UFO + Mike D Reviews Amy's Movie "Holiday Harmony"

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Come on, Welcome Monday show. We are here. We are
ready first with a little something going on in his life.
Welcome our video producer producer. Ready here. He is some

(00:23):
I'm sitting on the couch and my son comes up
to me. He's like, Dan, you know that song? Uh,
I need something you proof? I need something to you?
He goes, what's that song about? And I'm not thinking
I'm watching basketball. I'm like, oh, well, see his son.
You know, like whiskey has a don't it don't say?
Ask him what lunch box? Lunch box? Do you know

(00:44):
what you proof means? I don't know if I ever
heard this song? Man, listen to this. You've heard this song?
It's oh yeah, I know what it is. It's like
he wants some alcohol that won't make him call this
chick h Yeah right, it's that way. He didn't go
back to her. I guess basically play on words with
like eighty proof, but you proof to keep me from

(01:06):
going back to I think it lunchboxes better than you do.
What do you mean? No, you proof because she's hurt him. Yeah,
you proof, and he keeps going back so he's drinking,
keep right. But the play on words, it makes him
like not think about her. Okay. See, this is why
I told my son I don't know okay, good yeah,
because he's like, what does that mean? Dad? And I
was really about to go into the whole. Well, whiskey

(01:26):
has eighty proof. Whiskey there's ninety proof. Man. Sometimes you
get a room it's one hundred and five proof. But
then my wife's like just writing it down. My wife said,
don't talk to him about that, so I stopped talking. Yeah,
you proof. It's a play on words of something to keep,
like it's the alcohol person, unlike you. I needs something
that's keeping me from you, away from you, and the
proof is the alcohol. But it's like I need something

(01:49):
because of you. I need something you proof. Yeah, So
would you how would you explain that to a nine
year old like that? I would say it's about given
to others, oh, volunteering, Yeah, giving back and doing working
good your parents and being a good kid. All rights.
Really well, okay, next the guy who knew it quickly.
First he claimed you never heard the song, then he

(02:10):
knew it. So that's lunchbox there. Yes, today is the
day the USA takes the field for the World Cup
and cutterr Qatar, whatever you want to call it, one
o'clock Central Time. So listen to all you bosses out there.
You need to stop the work day at light twelve
thirty and let your office walk watch it. Send them home,
send them to the bar. This is a time for

(02:30):
the United States of America to come together and cheer
on our men's national team today as the World Cup
begins for US and we're gonna march to the championship
and it all starts to day. We need you and
you and you and you to watch. Don't be that
lame office that makes them work. I don't think a
whole lot of Americans at work, normal jobs listening to
the show care that much about soccer. I'm interested ish

(02:53):
it's USA. It doesn't matter that soccer. It's the United
States of America, and I'll root especially if they win
and can move on. But I don't think it's not. Yeah,
Ncuba a march madness and they don't even let offices
out for that. Yeah yeah, because that's just individual schools.
This is US is a country backing dale Olympics. We
don't let people out for that. I was just thing

(03:14):
sports that we know, so I get it. Also I
am mildly excited. We just never do well in soccer,
so I'll be excited. Don't get that best? Oh my goodness,
have we ever won the World Cup? No? No, no,
so we're probably not gonna win, Like we're basically on
the red Solo Cup. Yeah. Other than that, we're cupped out,
all right, next Amy, what's up here? She is? So?

(03:38):
I had an interesting encounter with a young man. He's
probably twenty, mid twenties or something, and I was with
my daughter, who's fifteen, and he was definitely checking her out.
And I turned and looked back at him and said,
she is only sixteen, showed him, how do you know
she was checking herup? He was checking her out? Do
you know he was in his twenties. I'm splculating what happened.

(04:02):
I don't because because personally he might be older, and
I don't want that to be the case, because then
I would have. I was ready to be like, if
you keep looking at her, I will do something to you.
But she is getting older and growing and just some
people are creepy. So I just was like, very in
your head, no, no, I said, I turned back. I said,
she's fifteen, And what did he say perfect. No, he

(04:25):
just like You're like, okay, we're gonna No, we just
kept walking. She doesn't even know I said that to him,
like I said it under my bread. Yeah, because she
would be mortified if you're walking right aside her and
you go she's fifteen. She was no. She I looked
back and I said, they give built yourself up a
little bit on this one. No, no, I said. She

(04:46):
just mouthed it, and then I'm like, I'm behind her
hand teen here, I'm gonna do something to you, and
he goes almost plushed him in the face. No, he
didn't hear. I did feel like I was about to
punch it. It's a good story. I like it though,
But yeah, you're right. I guess it's hard with your
daughter getting older. Yeah, because they are adult clothes. Oh

(05:07):
my gosh, I'm gonna get me started on these kids
and their clothes. Yeah. I won't because I don't. I
don't feel comple talking about girls. Ray Ahead from Mountain Pine, Arkansas.
He once had an issue with a fox, and he
once bought a storage locker with lunch box Bobby bones.
So where's the money there, Ah, we still got the money?
What what in our account. It's in our business account.

(05:29):
What account? You set up a whole new account that
I didn't know about. Yeah, this is not what this
is about. This game. I got a baby. Did you
sell those second shoes? Yeah, and we got a couple
more we're about to put up because it's Christmas time.
I wanted to wait and Saul, we profited, like, well,
we paid two hundred something for the lockers, so we've
profited one hundred and eighty dollars were profit. Right now,
we're over, we've already we're already in the black. Yeah, okay,

(05:50):
So and then we have two other pair of shoes together. Yeah,
and we got some nice ones. I don't even know,
some brand that I never even heard of them. Let's
just go and sell them. And is taking ten years,
I know, But I slow roll out, to slow rollout.
We're not came out waiting for Christmas because people will
probably came here. Yes, okay, No, let's roll them out.
We get him up there. Okay, Yeah, that's the deal.
I paid for it. You handle it, but you're not

(06:10):
handling it. No, No, I'm handling it anyway. Let me
do my thing real quick. If you I'll be I'll
be five seconds out. Get on TikTok and go look
up iPhone hacks. You'll teach the stuff that your iPhone
can do that you never knew it really thousands. There's
so many good videos about things, so like, hey, probably
didn't know you can do this on a screenshot. How
to sign a signature on a contract. How to uh
if someone sent you a doctor if there's so many

(06:31):
iPhone hacks, not if you hack in the phone, but
if just things that are built into the iPhone that
he had no idea. I learned a lot of how
to do signatures on stuff just from looking at it.
I also instead at Google. Sometimes I go to TikTok
and it's very it's there's some valuable stuff there, like
you know what you're looking for. But do the iPhone thing,
all right? Also do the thing where you put list
our shoes and we get our money. Yeah, that's a
dollar from that's on eBay. Okay, let's go. It's time

(06:55):
to open up the mailbag. Get something Hello, Bobby Bones.
It's hunting season and I hate it because it always
leads to arguments with my husband. To be honest, I
really have no issue at all of them going hunting,
but it never fails every year that we fight. I'm

(07:16):
angry with him now because he shot his deer at
twelve in the afternoon and it's eight nineteen pm. He's
not home. We have three kids, fourteen, nine and two,
and he doesn't even text me to let me know
not to worry. I have no idea if he's out
in the cold, or if he shot the deer, or
what's happened. Do I have the right to be angry
at his lack of consideration? Any advice on staying sane

(07:38):
and keeping a healthy marriage during hunting season? Signed, Dear
God help me now? This hunting can be interchanged with softball,
Oh yeah, golf, hunting, video gaming, football, Yeah, video gaming.
You're home though, that would be the difference. So yeah,
this happens, and this happens with me a bit too,

(07:59):
where I just sometimes forget that I have a home
I live in, and I just if I have a
day off, I'll just go and play golf and never
even and have my phone. I'll throw it in the
golf cart and everyone look at it, which is rare
for me. But I do this too, and I'm trying
to get better at it. So you have no issue
with him being gone. Your issue is just with him
not reaching out to you saying that I'm okay. That

(08:22):
seems like an easy thing to get through. I think
the harder one. I was like, hey, don't want you
to be hunting so much? Yeah, that's that's that's where
the big fights come. Yea. So here's what I say.
Do fight about that and then back up into Okay,
you can hunt as much as you want, but you
have to call and let me know. I mean, if
you want the real practical reason, not the healthiest way
to do it. If you really want to get something
crap done, this is what you do. You go to him.

(08:44):
You go, hey, we'll call him. I don't know, Clint.
You go, he Clint Man, you're hunting alive, Yeah, maybe
a tiny season. It's it's contin you know, it's gone
season modern gun. Yeah, but you also want muslod hunting.
You also like, you're just hunting all the time, birds dear,
like we have three kids, And he's like, but you

(09:06):
know what's honey? I get it, honey, but it just
seems like it's a little too much, Like you're gone
a little too much. Can we cut some of the
time that you're in the woods off and he's gonna
get a little upset. Now you're playing a game. He's
gonna start playing checkers, but you you're playing chess up here,
up here in the upre than Noggin. And he's like,
you know, I've await all year for deer season. I
don't even like turkey hunting that much. I mean, yeah,

(09:28):
we go duck hunting a little bit. That's just all
the guys can get together so we can hang out.
But you know, I wait all year to go deer hunting.
This is very important to me. Well it's just a
little too much. Oh wait, so you're having a fake
and act like you're really mad. Yeah, okay, huff and
puff if you have some puffs, it's gonna be at uncomfortable. Okay,
you let him go. You can give it an hour,
you can give it a whole nights sleep if you want.

(09:48):
I don't recommend that part. Then you go back and
go look, honey, he says you this, Hey, honey, I
you the girl. Now, honey, I'm sorry. You know I
know you love hunting. I don't. I can't do this.
My voice's gonna go away. You say, you know what, Okay,
you don't have to hunt any less, but I'll make
a deal. I won't bust you won't bust your chops
be hunting less if you'll just text me three times
during your trip. So forget that. I said that. Let's

(10:12):
reach a compromise that you will reach out to me
a few times during your trip every few hours. That way,
I want you to hunt less, but you don't want
to hunt less, so just reach out to me, let
me know you're okay, and that's where we meet in
the middle. Okay, okay, honey, Oh you win. I'll do
that the end. And you got your whole thing done here,
but it's only because you asked for way more than
you actually wanted and he settled there and he's a
dumb dun. I won't even know what you're doing now.

(10:34):
Is that the healthiest and what relationship experts will tell you. No,
but you actually want to get crap done? Yeah, and
it's uncomfortable at first, be like you hunt less? No? Yes, no, yes, no, okay, fine,
I'll give you one you can you can hunt the
same aout, but just reach out to me. Okay, fine,
good compromise, that's it. That's that's all fixed. You welcome.
Can't tell you what my mom did. Yeah, so my
dad would go hunting every weekend with the boys, and

(10:57):
then she got upset and she told him, hey, I
want to start going with you. Oh oh no he did.
Oh no, it's just the boys. You know what, I'll
just stay home. It's fine. So he stayed home. He
didn't go hunting for the rest of the season. Yeah, what,
I don't think that's gonna happens. It was a bluff.
I think my mom totally bluff. She didn't want to

(11:19):
go hunt to total bluff. I wish my wife would
be like, I'll go play golf. Yes, let's go every day. Yeah,
twice a day. Let's go in the morning, end night.
I'll go right to the show. But she's not gonna
say that. Yeah. So, if you want to have healthy
or I should be communicate effectively, you say this is
why it's bothering me. But if you want to get
crap done, you say no more hunting, and then you
fall back and compromise on what you really wanted to

(11:39):
begin with. That's it. That's the end. Which problem solved?
Hit me up? Which problem solved quickly effectively, but difficulty
hit me up double times? What what method do you
use in your own relationship? I just do whatever, she says. Okay,
that's it. We got your that was about the cloth.

(12:01):
This is a voicemail we got last night from Janice.
I listen to your show, and I have someone's dam
me saying that her name is Teresa Decker and that
she was a Communica manager for you. I just wonder
if she's true or is she just a big fat psycher? Thanks?
Who else saw this? I mean, because someone saw this? Mike,

(12:22):
was it? You? Send me the Teresa Decker Instagram page. So, Teresa,
the name is Teresa dot Decker ninety one, and she
says that she is a communications director for me. Ignore
anyone except her. I don't know who this is. It's
a scam. Scam alert. Wow, that's crazy. There is no
communications Decker either. Here's the only people that will reach

(12:45):
out to you from me, me or somebody with a
blue check mark, or somebody I follow. That's the thing too.
If you're like, I don't know, it seems like it
could just see if I follow them. Yeah, Because truly,
if Teresa dot Decker was in charge of you, you'd
follow her. I just look, Oh, I'm just kidding, but
that's probably not I don't have a communications director. I'm

(13:05):
not the president man. Yeah, like Morgan number one may
reach out at times if we're trying to give people prizes,
that's not Teresa. She also has a blue check mark
by her name and it's worked on the show, and
you follow her, yes, Terca Docker, I don't know if
she is. Don't give any money to her. Raca Docker
has zero posts, just says communications director. I mean she
looks friendly. Maybe maybe she should be my communica. I
don't even have that job on her. Is that on

(13:28):
her profile that she's a communications director for? Let me
see a resume. Maybe I'll bring her on as my
communications director. Maybe she's good. I don't even know what
that is. Actually, yeah, it says communications manager for at
mister Bobby Bones. Ignore anyone who ads you to hang
out some emails, et cetera. Thank you all, and they're
trying to get money from people. Don't believe it. That's
a scammel or scam alert, scam alert, scambler, thank you.

(13:48):
There was another scammelert I wanted to talk about here
for a second. Is the company will do things where
they trying to trick people into falling for links just
to see if you're dumb enough to do it so
they can lecture you who fell for another link lunchbox.
Oh no, These nerds like I don't fall for any scams,
and we don't ever get there's no spam that gets

(14:10):
through our work email. So I don't understand why they
keep doing it because they send it and they said
it was a note saying, hey, your time off has
been rejected or rescinded because you are out of days off.
And I'm like, and that's a good one to send
to people. Oh yeah, especially lunchboxes. He takes a day off.
I'm like, I didn't even request time off, so someone

(14:33):
must have hacked my time off. And I'm like, so
I click on the link and I start filling out
the stuff, and then four days later filling out the
stuff like personal stuff. Yeah you wait, hold on, so
let me ask you in the subject line, did it
say external in all caps? That's what they keep saying.
Open anything that says external, because if if if anything
is external, you know where it goes. Spam. No, No,

(14:56):
not in mine either, well mine, why I say that,
avote mine exactly, but this because it's iHeartMedia dot Com.
I'm like, well that's us. But your says it said
it came from my heartmedia dot com. Yes, yeah, oh
they do that, and that's what I'm saying, So what
are they doing? Like it's just stupid, like so I
can't click on this is so I fall for their
emails quite a bit. But then how did they get
to you and go, hey, you fell for it? No?

(15:16):
They send an email later and say, hey we send
the bait. Did you fall for it? You did? And
I'm like, yeah, I did, okay, but you send it
from iHeartMedia dot com and you tell me your request
say exceeds vacation balance. I'm like, well I didn't even
request time off. Okay, that's the first little flag. Well
that's what I'm saying, is it say I heeartmedia dot com? Though,
like it's actually from I heartmedia dot Ye, say hr

(15:41):
iHeart the account is time off at iHeartMedia dot Com.
I know I say it. If they do keep saying
don't click anything external, okay, it doesn't say external. It
does not say no nowhere, No, it really doesn't. And
That's what I'm saying. So these nerds are like, no,
this is good. The company does this. Yeah, but also

(16:02):
weird are never going to click anything that really is
bad for me. Then I mean like, yeah, it's good.
The next thing, you know, he when he really is
out of time and he needs to like somebody tells
Scuba and then Scuba tells you, hey, have you checked
your email? Your time? Stuff's messed up. That's really how
they get to us, not these emails. Why does he
keep falling for this? Do what I do. Don't even

(16:22):
open a single email. It's time for the good news.
Leanne Fan, a fourteen year old in San Diego, was
named the grand prize winner of this year's Young Scientist Challenge.
It's a middle school competition. She developed fence and Headphones.
It's a low cost headphone device that uses machine learning

(16:43):
and blue light therapy to detect and treat ear infections
and kids, potentially preventing up to sixty percent of hearing
loss in children. So she's about to be a high
school freshman and she invented this. Wow. She won twenty
five thousand dollars. And this is her talking about how
her invention works. My project is fins and headphones detecting

(17:03):
and treating mid ear infections using machine learning and phototherapy.
My solution to this mideor infection problem is to create
a low cost device I can both detect and treat
a meteor infection, and to make this device easy for
children to wear. This way, you can listen to music
while treating your ear infection. And so some of these
kids don't even know how to describe their ears hurt,
but this is able to see that. Again, that's how

(17:24):
it stops the hearing loss in young kids. But again,
she invented this at fourteen years old. That's wild. Once
lunch lunch walks inventes and pants, yeah, but they were
invented ten years earlier. We found out later. I was
in fifth grade and they had invent America, and I
invented tearaway pants where because you go to school and
you're cold in the morning and then right recess time
you get hot, so you want shorts. So I invented
where they tear away at their knees. And they told

(17:46):
me it was a dumb idea, And what do you know,
they're all for still everywhere. Now, Well, we look back
at when they were actually patented. It was ten years
prior to being a fifth grade so they had already
been invented. So I think they were going, hey, guy,
we already have it. That's what we think now. But good. Yeah,
so I relate to this girl. I ain't been at
a car when I was seventeen. Oh really, yeah, what
if you get in something that's got wheels on it,

(18:06):
push a pedal. They're like, already done that, and they
said you're an idiot. I was like, oh, except there
already was a car. I mean Michael Cox, who was
the one that won the school one at Read Elementary,
he invented a cupholder for a car. There were already cupholders.
There were already chair away pants. But but I wonder
what the cupholder hot was different? It had to be different.
I mean, he didn't go on, He didn't going to
go to rice at all. He was really smart. But

(18:27):
I mean, yeah, I was like, come on, man, couples
crushing it, man, that's what it's all about. A good
job about her was tell me something good. Recently we
talked about a woman who had taken her dog who
had died, and she had made it into a rug
like a bear skin rug. And you actually saw the
pause of the dog and the head of the dog

(18:48):
is weird, very weird. Is so not illegal. I guess
you can have a bear because even the dog's head
didn't even look right. It was definitely dead. It was
definitely dead. It's weird. So this is an America. She
made a dog skin rug out of the dog that
she loves so much. So Lunchbox wanted to see if

(19:08):
this could really be done. So what'd you do? I
called a taxidermist and you just went right for it.
And I just started describing the animal and to see
if they would do it. And when I got to
the dog part, like would they be freaked out? They
be like that's disgusting. I just want to see if
someone would would really do this. What state was this?
That's in the south. You always messed with Florida. Well,

(19:31):
we had a taxidermists living near US in Arkansas, and
so we got a lot of deals. We were there
a lot. I don't want to implicate anybody, but let's
just say south, okay, south of US. Okay, all right,
here is Lunchbox calling taxidermist. Hello, Yes man, I was
just calling to see. I know you guys do stuffing
there at your taxidermy, but I was wondering if you
also do rugs. You're talking like a hide, right, do

(19:54):
the like just yeah, like like like the skin, Yes,
exactly what I'm talking about. Depends on that him on
the side, you know, the you know some some hide
is harder to work with than others. Yeah, what he got,
it's about seventy five pounds. He's a really good boy,
so it'll be easy to work with. Like, he won't
give you any problems. He's very friendly, he's used to

(20:14):
being around people. And yeah, are you talking about a
dog we lost? We lost Fluffy last night. Kennel cough
got him and took him down, and and the dog always,
you know, lays by my feet and was so soft
and so friendly. So I just want to have her forever.
So every day when I get out of bed, I
want to be able to rub my feet on Fluffy.

(20:35):
Oh okay, that's that's a little out of the norm.
I mean, I was hoping you could keep Fluffy's tail
on there, because her tail would always wag and smack me.
And I was like, oh, there's Fluffy's tail. I mean,
are you mentally prepared to deal with, you know, seeing
essentially a deflated member of your family laying on your
laying on your living room floor. Yeah, I mean, fluffy
just I mean he's a part of the family. I mean,

(20:57):
if that's that's really what you want, we could we
make that happen. It smells really bad. So I will
bring her by tomorrow around three. It'll be fluffy me
and I really appreciate it. We'll see tomorrow. Ohhh okay,
you know, I gotta say I applaud this guy because
he wasn't going, yeah, bring a bible, will make a
little cash call today he said, Hey, can't are you

(21:18):
shring handle like a family member like this? He was
giving you every reason to think about it more before
you get it in. But the fact that he would
really do a dog is crazy. Just wanting a dog,
it's crazy. You're crying, fluffy tail. Do we think all
tax and armist would do this? I think so. I
think stuff a dog, the stuff a dog? What's the difference.

(21:39):
I guess that right. I'm bobcat, a dog, a deer
or whatever. I mean, it's so crazy, crazy, so weird.
It's time to spill the tea. Let's spill the tea.
The person that's spilling the tea today is lunchbox. Oh guys,
let me tell you. I know you've been thirsty, been

(22:00):
waiting all weekend for that tea. When you spell it,
we don't get to drink. It's on the floor. You
always say thirsty, but we spell it. It's on the floor. Sorry,
wasted on table? All right, guys. What is the number
one complaint from Eddie all the time? What is the complaint?
Too much work? Oh? Yeah, Amy, What what else does
he say about work? He's here working all the time

(22:21):
because he's the hard Tell her to say this. It
feels like a script. I no, am Eddie's number one
complaint right right. He's always here Jill three o'clock because
he's swamped. He just doesn't even have time to finish
all his work because there's so much on his plate.
Eddie the hard worker. That's weird because I'm in the

(22:43):
other room the other day trying to record some spots
and mister hard workers at it again. I walk out
and Eddie. I didn't know this, but part of his
hard work is he's a bandleader here at work. He
gets a couple of guys another studio and they get
together and they sing songs and Eddie plays a guitar
and he's all right, now your turn. Yeah they do.
They do like kumbaya. Yeah, so he's the band leader.

(23:03):
Here you go, here's some here's some little music from
their last session. What do you see here? Yeah? What's this?

(23:25):
I mean, this is anybody in the guitar Pitts and
Kevin on the vocals, Like they're like audio guys. Yeah,
and they're just sitting there jamming, and they sitting there
for thirty minutes, jamming out to different cover songs. I'm like,
so what are you saying. I don't think he's that
busy guys, the hard worker. It's so swamped, but he's
got band practice going on. It's not practice, what is it. Oh,

(23:47):
it's just time for us to release a little bit
Like this is as soon as we're done working here,
everyone kind of leaves, but we stay late and that's
our break to get go to the kitchen, reheat some food,
eat a little bit, talk a little bit. Do you
think they did music for thirty minutes? Oh? Yeah, nothing.
That was the only song. Were you waiting on him
for something? I was commercials and you you could hear

(24:09):
I was working and you could hear it coming from
and I was like, okay, you no, No No, I thought
you're waiting to record like something with him. No, so
that I'm like, I gotta go see what's going on.
Oh it's Eddie and Kevin and Pitts having a little
band practice. Mister hard worker is so busy. I'm here
adult three o'clock, guys. I don't know if I remember.
Were gonna get my work done? But hold on, take

(24:29):
it from the top, guys. Break That's what I'm saying.
I don't know where I fall on this one, guys.
And it's like, don't offices do this like where they're like, oh,
let's do uh employee bonding, you know where they do

(24:50):
stuff together. This is like our little bonding Afterwards. It's
only about five minutes, Max. We did that one song
and that was it. And you know what, I'm upset
because he recorded me without my lugement knowledge whatever, yes,
my knowledge, We're done, my knowledge and he gets upset
up what I tell you, this is my favorite part.
Now that these two record each other all the time.

(25:12):
Eddie records Lunchbox is secretly talking to customer service Lunchbox
records Eddie. I don't know what. Eddie was hanging out
with my boy and a couple of days and they
we complained about all the work he has and we
can just play this clip over and over again. YouTube.
Better watch. Hey, wash your backs, Wash your backs, because
you both are looking out to really get each other
on the air. I'm here for you, Eddie. I don't
know what to say. I mean, dude's the one song man.

(25:33):
If that's what it is, that's what it is, you
promise you already said. It's like the kitchen, getting something
to eat, talking, then singing for a little lunch break.
It's three and we already had it doesn't matter, Thank you, Lunchbox.
Spill the tea. That's a good one. That the tea there.
That was so much tea you could drink it off
the ground. So that was a good This is Jeff

(25:54):
from Colorado. Hey, my anniversary is coming out the next
week and I was hoping you could like read one
for me for my wife or our Kent anniversary. She
is a teacher and I am a veteran. I have
sent a few messages, a couple of emails and I'm
really hoping you can hook me up, because if not,
I'm going to have to create a TikTok and I

(26:15):
really don't want to do that. All right, thanks, no problem,
We get his number, call him back out of the
poem and give you one right now, Hickory Dickory dock Oh,
not that one on, Hey, not that one? No, Andrew
Dice Clay No, okay, yeah, yeah, Well we'll get them on.
I don't know if he even wants it on the air,
but I'll record a form video. Well, Americas is present,

(26:36):
right like Canny, I'd be ten thousand dollars, but still,
I'll do it now. I got you, I got you,
I got you. You's Amy's pile of stories. I have
some tips on how to stay safe while you're shopping
online this holiday season. Need these, yeah, because all kinds
of scammers out there, that's for sure. First of all,
be password smart. So you might be logging onto a

(26:57):
lot of sites. We're like, hey, you want to create
an account, and you're like, oh, sure, no problem. Don't
be tempted to just recycle the same password over and
over again. Make sure it's unique to each site. Dang,
I use Cowboy sixty nine. You just told everyone got
you sixty eight for now one. Yeah, make sure that
it's like dot com or dot net. Any of the

(27:18):
other dots could be sus or dot dot org. I mean,
if you're shopping, are you shopping at dot govern goold.
I'm trying to buy other countries. Governments don't overshare online,
Like if you're posting things, even on social media, they're
checking everywhere to cross reference things, and so someone might
be stalking you there. Avoid public WiFi, that's a dangerous one.

(27:39):
And then watch your back. Anytime you bust out your
credit card in public, say you are doing some shopping
at a coffee shop or on an airplane or something.
You get out your credit card, people are writing it down.
This is what I would do. I'd pull it out.
Then I'd stand up quickly and turn around and going
who's looking? I'm watching you all? Watch? And then buy
your thing. Yeah, just get LifeLock and still do all that. Yes, yes, yes,

(28:01):
we speaking of airplanes. I want to remind every one
of the TSA rules for packing Thanksgiving foods, Like if
you're traveling somewhere, maybe you want to take it, or
you've got left over, maybe you've got your famous you know,
gravy or cranberry recipe or something, and you want to
make it at home and then you're flying. Year swear

(28:23):
to you it looks like a switchblade. No, well, actually
yams for sure. The chunky ones, like the chunks you
could travel with, because that's a baked good that you
can carry on an airplane. But the mushy ones, I
don't know if that'll fly because it's technically liquid. Oh well,
you freeze it then probably, and then try to get
through port mels. Oh good idea, cranberry sauce, gravy, preserves, jams, jellies, wine, champagne,

(28:43):
all that stuff. Just like, huh. If you don't fly often,
you might not remember that these are the rules. So
Dolly Pardon did something with People magazine that is super
cool and it's like the one last thing answers like
where they asked her the last moment you had of nostalgia,
and that was her finding a picture of her and
her husband on their honeymoon and Florida back in the
day and she was in a little polka dot bikini.

(29:05):
Her latest fashion disaster was when she went to a
big formal dress up dinner and she got there and
it wasn't formal. Oh that's funny. Yeah, yeah, she said
she's used to being overdressed, but at this point it
was a little out of control. The last time she
was late, she said she hates being late for any reason,
but she was working on a Christmas movie and she
got a flat tire on the way there, so she

(29:26):
was late because of that. She did call to give
a heads up though. The last time she was star
struck was when she was talking to Elton John and
Mick Jagger. And then her last indulgence. Potatoes are her weakness,
but cheesecake is definitely her latest. And I love cheesecake.
I'll have it for breakfast. Yeah, what's your latest breakfast indulgence? Indulgence? Yeah?

(29:49):
What would be? I mean it could even be a purchase.
Would you have for breakfast? Like a shoes this morning?
There's a cereal that I eat now because I have
a bunch of sugar n called three Wishes. Do you
guys have that at all? No? Like magic spoon, Yeah,
but it's a little less sugar like magic spoon to
magic Smith is pretty expensive and it's like two balls
when you're done. But three wishes. That's what ahead for breakfast,

(30:11):
but it's indulgence. Well, maybe this ONeill be easier. What's
the last time you relate? We got to reach that.
I'm gonna answer for any of them. I mean, the
fashion disaster one's pretty easy because sometimes I'll wear if
at their navy or black like socks, I'll wear wrong
color socks because they all like the same color. To me,
that's not a disaster. But my color blindness is always

(30:31):
hindering that. But that's good. It's good to know about
Dolly like I feel like I know are a little bit.
She don't like to be late. Hey the grades, don't
you know what I'm saying. Maybe that's my pile. That
was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the good news.
So a bush driver has been driving a Metropolitan Atlanta

(30:53):
rapid transit bus for fifty years, so they decided to
surprise him by putting his face on the side of
the bus. Oh that's funny. Yeah, just to thank him
for his service all. But I hope he got more
than that for fifty years. I hope that wasn't like
the big gift. It's estimated that he's carried two point
eight million passengers over the years. And here's a clip

(31:15):
of co workers talking about him. He comes in here,
he never complained, He comes in day out. He trains
some new people. He's been a great teacher to me
since I came in Mono fat. He was just so
put together and in command and control of that bus.
I love that you got his face on him, but
maybe a thousand bucks for every year. Maybe give him

(31:35):
fifty thousand dollars for fifty years. See that's legit. Yeah,
that's really nice. And then after he's like wow, then
you drive the bus up and he's like, and my face. Yeah,
not just the face, just the face. If I do
love the face, maybe they have something big plan too.
That's a good story. Good for him, fifty years of
doing anything that's crazy. That's what it's all about. That
was tell me something good. I've watched two episodes of

(31:58):
the season's Yellowstone. There's one more that I haven't seen yet.
It's pretty good. I really like yellow Stone. But I said,
once Old Dutton became the governor, I was like, this
is going in a weird direction. You don't want to
be the governor of a state, dude, You like your
main guy protecting the ranch, and all of a sudden,
he's a guy you could bureaucracy holding him up. That's doing.

(32:20):
But it's still good. It is still good for sure.
But are you watching Yellow Start at all? I haven't yet.
I'm letting them build up a little bit so that
i can just take it all in go at my
own pace. So I'm letting it build up. But one
of my friends is letting her eight year olds they
watch it together. I was like, well, that's interesting, so
bad I have no I don't know. I feel like

(32:40):
there's lots of there's nothing naked. The daughter kind of
real rip. I feel like if you can just not
nack it though they don't see as long as you're
sitting with them to cover their eye. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I think it's a good show. Okay. It's always weird
to me too that our society allows shooting and killing

(33:03):
but you can't allow a naked when everybody's neked all
the time and it's our natural body and it is,
but still we can murder and stab and kill and
throw people out of it it and that's okay to be seen,
but not naked. Like if I watched it was my son.
I'd be like, okay, now this is now. We handle
the situations opposite of this. Yeah, we shoot ourselves. We
don't face. No, we don't fight people beat them up

(33:24):
and shoot them. The rating says fifteen and up. But
I think if a parents with them eighth, not a
big deal. You just covered up for the naked stuff. Yeah,
but again I don't. And then you know kids play
guns and too and shoot each other. I did, they
play video games. I still do that. Yeah, But it's like,
but that's what but we can't look at a butt cheek.
That's weird, we all, because well, everybody has a butt cheek.
It's not even like something that's like, no, no, it's

(33:46):
not the butt cheek. It's what the butt cheeks doing. No.
But it's sometimes just a butt cheek if you can't
put it on there I'm talking about but I'm talking
in general. I'm talking about a sociedal thing. It's just
weird that we can't see bodies, I agree, But we
can see people murder each other in cold blood? Could
you watch that stuff? As a kid, I had no rules.
I had no rules for anything growing up because I
didn't have um frontal figures that were active in making

(34:08):
sure I did right or wrong. So I had no rules.
I could go stay out like late as I wanted,
watch whatever I wanted, I pay for any food I
eat it that I wanted. You know, No, I didn't
do anything. I knew. I had to go to a
learned So I studied or I trained like I wanted
to be good and quiz bowl and as an athlete,
I was way better at quizball. I was pretty good athlete.

(34:28):
But no, all good. That's good. Yeah, like me today
as quiz bowl and athlete, two things I care about
the most. Time for the morning, Corny. Let's go, morning Corny.
What are turkeys thankful for on Thanksgiving? What are turkeys
thankful for on Thanksgiving? Vegans? That was the morning Corny.

(34:54):
It's time for the Bobby Feud. Two thousand Americans were
asked what's your favorite thing to do Thanksgiving? There are
ten answers on the board. Amy, you're up first, Okay,
eat show me eat number one answer worth one point. Now,
you don't get the most points for number one because
it's the easiest. It's different, it's not a speed round.

(35:15):
So one point for eat. Go ahead, watch football, show
me football. Number three, okay, um sleep, sleeping up, sleeping down,
nap time all around number five okay um okay, watch

(35:38):
um movies, watch movies I love. Yeah, that's it, that's it. Yeah,
you gotta go yeah yea to go to a movie.
I don't know why Race said no to that. Oh
that's the same thing. Yeah yeah yeah. Number that's nine though,
fig points right. Okay, Um, play games. I love to

(36:02):
play games like Cus and Cues of course play available
at Target, Barns and Noble wherever you buy your games. Yeah,
show me games, Okay, running out. No one's ever run
a category ever. Family time, show me Family. Well, this

(36:25):
is not my favorite thing of you when I know
you got to eat, But some people love the cook
Show me Cook. I had cook. Yeah that's some people's
love language. Amy came away with twenty eight points. Now
there's still a chance for me to win this thing.
I'm about to win it. Go ahead, drunk, show me
drink correct and remember the third round is double points. Wow,

(36:50):
I'm in trouble. My list is all scratched out over here.
Well you know what I mean. You gotta get to
those Black Friday uh places, Early shop, show me shot. Oh,
I thought that was for sure. On their two thousand
Americas were asked what's favorite thing to do on Thanksgiving? Well,
I got I think I've thought of a new rule,
not for this time, for next time. First round worth one,

(37:11):
second round, double points, third round trouble point. It's a
wrinkle in it. That's good. I mean boys are good
for a drink too. Oh the only twenty six back Eddie.
After you eat, you go for that walk? That walk
is fun. Let's go walk or run? Okay, good walker? Run.

(37:31):
Now I'm in trouble. But let's say doing it on Thanksgiving.
Let's say traveling to somebody's house. Travelite thing to do
on things even travel. I love traveling in the world.
It's so much fun. That was a good guess. After
the first round, Amy's dominating twenty eight lunchbox to Eddie

(37:53):
eight two answers on the board. Still enough points. So
if you get it in the third round. Oh, so
I need to miss this guy, kind of need to
hunt in the second round. Okay, I can do that, Amy,
so eat covered all the eating? Well, I don't know.
You can say whatever you want, but eat. Okay, I
don't know. Guys on out music, Christmas music, Christmas music,

(38:19):
lunch box. Oh man, I love this every Thanksgiving. Wash
the car wash, the car eddie. Yeah, easy, go to
the bathroom, go to the bath or no? All right?
Round three where points are worth double? Okay, ready, so

(38:39):
there's there's a number seven and a number ten. I
got it. So there's thirty four points available right now,
go ahead, Amy, put up the Christmas tree. Put up
the Christmas tree for the one Wow lunch Bob, you
can still win this thing. Two anthses on the board.
Now what we do have off the list? Two thousand
Americans were asked what is your favorite thing to do
on Thanksgiving? Eat one, drink, watch football three, play games

(39:01):
for nap, five, spend time with family six, walk or
run at eight, go to a movie at nine. You're
looking for your number seven and number ten. Answer yeah,
Amy said, put the Christmas treat up. But I mean
would that if she was too specific? Is you gotta

(39:21):
got to put the Christmas lights up outside? Because that's
what Grandpa made me do? But that would be the
same thing as Christmas stuff? Man. Bake some cookies. Is
that the same thing as cooking? Let's go with bake
them dessert. Bake them desserts, Eddie, your last shot here.

(39:44):
You can win this thing. Guys. If you get the
number ten answer, you're tied immediately. Wow, I got it.
There are two answers on the board. What's your favorite
thing to do on Thanksgiving? Two thousand Americans were asked,
you wake up early before everyone else, and you know
what's on TV that may he sees Thanksgiving Day parade,
watching the parade. Let's go show me watching the parade.

(40:08):
Your number seven answers. Okay, you need this other win.
You have twenty two points. You need this one a wain.
There's one left that's a good one. I can't believe
people really like that. It's so boring. It's mostly it's
I know my grandparents loved it. They went one year.
Why you say you know, you know, you know when
you said you couldn't believe, like three seconds earlier, I know,
I can't believe. I think it's older people. Oh Am,

(40:30):
I watching it. I like for a minute, I like
watching lip sinking. The bad lipsinking. Eddie was a great job, Eddie.
You need this to win. If you can nail it,
you'll be the champion. In third. You started in the
back spot, the worst spot in the race. Can you
win it? Lunchbox, don't say anything. Two thousand Americans were
asked what's your favorite thing to do on Thanksgiving? Number ten?
Answer is leftovers? Eating leftovers. That's eating you idiot. That

(40:56):
was the dumbest answer left. Did you have anything else
you were debating on? Oh? I got nothing left? So
what is it? Number ten? Volunteer get back. That's why,
that's why we couldn't get that one big winter, a

(41:22):
big win or big weight. Eddie Clancy saw a UFO.
Oh boy, No, I'm not kidding guys. This is real.
You saying that doesn't make it anymore real to us.
I know what I saw, Okay, I believe the go ahead.
I know what I saw. This isn't a bit though,
it's not a bit why I bring it to the air. Okay.
It was a Saturday night and I'm just it was

(41:43):
like right about to go to bed, probably about eleven thirty,
close to midnight, and I'm looking outside my window because
it was just a beautiful night. Look in the sky,
not a and you can see every single star in
the sky beautiful, And then one just starts getting brighter
and brighter. It looked like a star. At first it
looked like a falling star. But here's the difference. Falling

(42:03):
stars go down. This was slowly going up, I would say,
for about two seconds, three seconds going up, and then
whoa disappears. Did you google or get on TikTok no
to see if anybody else had seen it? Oh, that's
a good idea. How did you do that? At first? Well,
at first I looked around. My wife was asleep. I'm like,
everyone's asleep. Because you see something like that, the first

(42:25):
reaction is like, did you see that? Did anyone else
see that? Was that just me and I was the
only one awake? Had you eddie and drinks? One glass
of wine? Was it the night I was over at
your house? No? Okay? One glass of wine? Dude? It
was crazy. It was one. There wasn't an airplane, I
thought absolutely. I thought it was for sure an airplane.
But the way it took off, it was like two

(42:45):
seconds in the air, moving, moving, moving, gone. What's the explanation, lunchbox,
I'm gonna say that one glass of wine was really
a one bottle of wine? No, no no, no, And he
doesn't want to come in here and say that Eddie,
wasn't a bottle of wine. It was not a bottle
of wine. I promised that one glass. How big was
the glass is a little pinto No, it's about a cup,

(43:08):
maybe a cup and a half. You're sure that the
alcohol had nothing to do with what you saw that night? No, man,
I look out my window all the time. I don't
see anything like that. Are you sure it wasn't a
house in the distance they turned off their or an airplane.
It was in the sky. Absolutely. I know what airplanes
look like. Guess what they come down and they land.
Falling stars I don't know. They shoot out? What a

(43:30):
shooting stars do? Go sideways? I mean they're still. It
sounds like they do everything to go up according to Eddie.
But but falling stars are constantly moving, moving, moving, and
then they're gone. This is like it was going upwards
into the sky and then it's almost like it got busted.
I gotta go took off someoneusted by you? They probably do?

(43:53):
You see now? I know what it's like to be
someone who sees the UFO and no one believes them.
Do you honestly believe UFO is one thing? Alien spaceship another?
I don't know about alien spaceship, but it's definitely an
unidentified flying object that was moving very unusual. You should
report this, yeah, one one? Oh, did you call your

(44:13):
brother because he's also seen UFOs and he was like,
you did? I talked to him the next time I
saw it too, exactly what if? Yeah? Well when he
saw it, though, he he he always says like I
had a couple of drinks. Do you talk to him often? No?
So this was Oh. I had to call him and
be like, dude, you will never believe what I saw.

(44:36):
I can't say what you saw or not didn't state
it with your eyes. I'm telling you what I saw,
and I will go put my hand on the Bible.
You will, if we get a Bible, you will put
your right hand on the Bible. Wait which no, left hand?
The Bible right in the air. Yes, and say I,
Eddie swear I saw something that is undescribable or unrecognizable
to my eye. I solemnly swear. Yeah. Absolutely, give me

(44:58):
that chance, give me that Bible. I will do it
right now. I could he have been the sighing his
eye playing tricks. I'm good, look at my eyes or
you want to sleep on a dream. Yep, No, I
was wide away. If any listener maybe saw UFO this weekend,
call us sign some people that. Yeah, I agree with you.
It would be Friday night into Saturday morning about what time?
About midnight? Okay, thanks Eddie. It's crazy, dude. Amanda Latour

(45:23):
on Twitter said to me, there are a lot of
videos with UFO sidings from Saturday night from the Triad
area in North Carolina. What WHOA? That's one tweet. I
do want to go over and talk to Susie and
Louisiana because Susie Eddie claims to have seen a UFO
this weekend and he swears he'd put his hand on
a bible. What do you want to say, Susie whole

(45:44):
morning studio morning. I'm not disagreeing with Eddie, but Eddie,
it could have been the International Space Station or it
could have been another space station, because they do fly
over quite often and you will see them for roughly
about two to three seconds and they are gone, and
they do fly it looks like it's going into a
north sometimes the north atmosphere or sometimes the southern atmosphere.

(46:06):
It just depends on the way it is flying. Wow.
Describe Eddie the trajectory of this and see if a
match is what Susie thinks the space station is. So
it was moving just parallel to the sky for about
two two seconds maybe three. What is parallel to the
Sky's like right of the horizon, parallel with the horizon.
Can't go ahead? Just moving moving and the side yes,

(46:26):
and then who upward? You know, like in Star Wars
where they say hyperspeed and they go and the light
turns into a streak. I don't know that. I get
what you're saying. And then woo, it goes upwards, not downwards, upwards, Susie.
Any chance that's space station? It could be. It could
have the space station and you can go and there's
an app where you can track not only the International

(46:47):
Space Station but numerous other stations as well. But I'm
not saying no, it couldn't have been a UFO. I'm
just saying that it could have been the International Space Station.
A lot of people don't know. You can follow it
and track it and see it on the horizon. Sometimes
it comes over at six thirty in the morning, when
it's not now, but when it was still dark. Our
midnight just depends Wow, Susie, thank you for the call.

(47:09):
I hope you have an awesome day. Thank you y'all too,
have a good one. You later. Hey Mike in Virginia.
Mike's on phone. What's going on, dude, morning? How are
you guys doing. We're doing pretty good. What do you
want to say to Eddie about this UFO he saw?
So I was in the police school danger or State Park,
which is told and going towards Western Virginia, but I'm

(47:31):
in Virginia, not West Virginia, was not a Richmond, and
I saw a bright dot in the sky U go overhead,
and it was ninety nine percent nine percent sure it's
the International Space Station. It didn't do any joke maneuvers
like Eddie's talking about. And by the way, if Eddie
had a couple and a half of wine, that's free glasses,
not one. I was going to say, that is four

(47:54):
ounces a couple. Yeah, yeah, yeah, So we probably saw
the International Space Station. Then his eyes went back and
forth like crazy guys, and it did the light thing
in his eyes and He's like, I just saw a UFO. Sorry,
do you feel better about this, Eddie? Because a lot
of people are saying it's that. Yeah, I mean, I'm

(48:16):
not gonna argue that. I mean, it totally could be
leaving your mind. No, you know, there will still be
a possibility that it was Little Green Men for sure.
But I mean, I like the space station, I didn't
even know that existed up there, or that you can
even see it from here. Yeah, you could see it
from a lot of places. I'm now looking. That's what
it was, Eddie. Are you sure? But why would it
go hyper speed? I think I don't know. Yeah, okay,

(48:39):
you may have been imagining something from Star Trek while
watching that, well, because I remember trying to zoom my
eyes into it, being like, well, what is that? And
as soon as I tried to like focus hyper focus
into that, it went yeah gone. Yeah. Okay, thank you, Eddie.
Welcome you had wine this morning? No, okay, thank you
guys for hanging out. It's time for the news. Bobby's story.

(49:02):
Watch out its snow globing season. Never heard of it,
but it's funny. There's a dating trend that people that well,
during the holidays they want to get more serious and
they want to have a connection to someone's family, and
then after the holidays they want to break up. Wow,
that's cold. Why, well they don't. Yeah, they kind of do. Well,
it's just a holiday. They want to be part of its.

(49:23):
Figure out why they're calling it snow globing now because
holidays because they put themselves basically in a perfect scenario
like a snow globe. Okay, oh, and they get that
like warmth and love and everything's warm and fuzzy. They
want some presents. They want to have a family the
snow globe, and then they pieced out New Year's that's

(49:44):
from e harmony. A lot of bathroom fights occur in marriage.
Marriage experts warned that bathrooms are a battleground when it
comes to fights and arguments. Seventy percent of people in
a relationship are currently in the middle of a bathroom
war with this significant other. For men, they said, the
biggest issue is how much their partner leaves sitting around
without cleaning it. For women, they are turned off by
the mess hair from shaving and smells left behind. That's

(50:06):
from the New Age parents dot com. Let me address
me here. Not terribly messy, I do. I will shades, shave,
and I will leave hairs in the sink occasionally. Not
a lot of smells left behind, because if I'm doing
anything that has to smell, I'm going to different part
of the house because I'm embarrassed by that stuff. It's
not a big bathroom guy, meaning I struggle anyway, I

(50:28):
don't like to talk about it. So what I've done
though now is in the morning, I get up so early.
If I shave, I move my razor and my toothbrush
and everything to another bathroom so I'm not making noise.
So as soon as I wake up, I'll put all
my clothes outside, toothbrush, toothpaste, everything. Most mornings I remember,
and then I get up and underwear, walk out, slowly,

(50:48):
shut the door, and everything's already ready for me to
go out there. Keep her because I struggle sleeping, so
I want to make sure that she can sleep. And
there we go. No bathroom wars there. I do sometimes
only use the towel once sometimes if there's a big pile,
and especially if I washed my BH, drop my BH done.

(51:13):
You're not a big bathroom guy, but you want to
tell us this, I'm just doing an honest story about
it depends on the body parts that I dry, and
if I dry, if there's the towel dies and yeah,
it's an execution done, and that's ado from psychology today.
Dogs do have dreams. If you've ever noticed your dog

(51:34):
twitching in their sleep, this probably means they are dreaming.
Researchers found that dogs have similar sleep patterns and brain
activity as humans, and that small breeds tend to dream
more than large ones. They're probably imagining familiar activities like
playing outside or chasing something. Dogs are smarter than you think.
Your toddler and your dog are on par average, and

(51:55):
smart dogs are even smarter than a Toddlergrapher not, well,
maybe maybe you haven't given it the right schooling. Yeah, huh,
she good training, She just has anxiety her brain needs.
It doesn't mean she's not smart. It means that maybe
there are other factors that are keeping her from focusing,

(52:16):
just like humans. Yeah no, I mean yeah, I got
you put it on some doggerall. A female ultra marathon
runner sets the one hundred mile world record of twelve
hours and forty one minutes. So she goes and she
runs one hundred miles in this running twelve hours forty
one minutes. She finishes, They celebrate her, and then they go, hey, week,

(52:40):
this is not right. What's up? The track is seven
hundred and sixteen feet short, so this is not count
Oh no, did she cheater or as an accident? No
she didn't. They miss measured the tracks and sixteen feet short.
Oh that is Oh she can't just start. Okay, let

(53:00):
me less than three football fields. That's all that from
the Daily Mail. From the Riverfront Times, a Saint Louis
area grocery store was recently the victim of a meat theft.
We're talking about. They go in, they grab hundreds of
dollars worth of lamb. This guy goes in and grabs
these racks and he takes off. But what's interesting is

(53:21):
what he jumped into on the surveillance footage with a Jaguar,
a really nice, super expensive Jaguarre called it's called a Jaguar.
How do you say, jack, Jaguar, No, jaguar. I know
that's supposed to be, said jaguar. Yeah, some of that
mountainine arketsas just can't you can't get it out jaire
Yeah yeah, jaguar, yeah, Jaguar No, but I think, wow,

(53:46):
it's supposed to be. But like I've always said, jaguar, no,
you ridiculous right now if you ever came to me
and said, Jaguar, get like the football team, the Jacksonville
one has my whole life, never in your life. I'm
telling you, guys, you're out of your mind. A man

(54:06):
goes under a brutal three month leg lengthening process to
gain three inches. Wow, he was able to go five
six to five nine thanks to a complex bone lengthening
process that's been around since the fifties. Five six to
five nine. I don't ifil would do it for me.
A five nine to six foot that seems significant or

(54:28):
a five three to five six or seven five six
to five nine feels like it's kind of the same.
It's in that middle ground. Yeah, I don't know. Raise
five six Yeah, I mean, I'm still going to be
shorter than my buddy Billy. And also all my clothes
wouldn't fit. That's a near part of it. Your top half.
Would you cant win either food all day long where

(54:48):
a same shirt just be necked down and I still
wouldn't be able to dunk so completely pointless unless I
can get a foot spud web. But he has way
more hops. I mean, I'm just I would honestly need
to be about six four. If I was going to
try and dunk both your femurs are broken. Yeah, I didn't.
He have a doctor on once that did this. It's
also very expensive because it can cost up to one
hundred and fifty three thousand dollars. He said. It was

(55:11):
just something I was always aware of since being young,
and I thought I can afford it. Let me do it.
Weird but not wrong. Yeah, and there there there's a
classification of weird, odd, absurd, but not wrong. So if
he's got the money, it's his money. I just feel
like that's a lot of pain for three months and

(55:33):
then five six to five. No, I don't feel like significant.
I need to be at least I need to be
five eleven six foot yeah for that kind of money.
Or if I'm five two, I want to be five
five five six. That's like hYP purgatory and you're still
in it, you know. Finally we got a couple more.
Alan Jackson is still alive. Was he supposed to be dead? One? Yeah.
His death was reported over the weekend. What it appears

(55:54):
Alan Jackson is still alive. A hoax from some news
outlet called f News two shared a report that Alan
Jackson had died at the age of sixty four. So,
but he's live. Guys, we can't be killing people like that, hoaxes.
It's not it's not nice. I don't think that we
did that, my fans. I'm saying, like society, I think

(56:16):
they just picked random people. Think they do some sort
of lottery. All right, here we go. Oh cool, Jim
Carrey will be today. Country Now has the story that
he's still alive. Laura Elena reveals that she's engaged on
the stage at the Grand ol Opry. Good for Lauren.
Happy to see that that is from Country Now. And
a first time Powerball player scores a one million dollar jackpie.

(56:38):
A Michigan woman who bought a first ever Powerball ticket
one a million dollars. That's pretty cool. First time ever.
Wow your thoughts, Lunchbox, it's aggravating. I mean, or do
you do you really think it was her first time?
Or does she say that just so she'll make the news,
Because it's really I've never played the Powerball before. I
decided to purchase a ticket after seeing that jackpot was

(56:59):
over one billion. After the drawing, I saw a social
media post about a one million dollar prize being one
in a Costa County. So I went to the lottery
site and checked my ticket and I won. That's terrible,
but no, that's awesome. That's the news. Thank you for story.
Let's talk to Mario and Texas real quick. Who was

(57:21):
on the phone. Hey Mario, what's up, buddy? Hey, it's
going pretty good. What can I do for you? Yeah?
Hear me? Yes, sir, So you are speaking about aliens earlier,
I guess, well, I have a story about that. A
couple of years ago, I was out born and was

(57:42):
on a hunting trip with my brother and a couple
of buddies. My brother drops me off in one of
my dear blinds, and uh, it was an awkward time,
so these awkward times that I remember. It was around
five twenty five. He throught me off and then like,
I took a nap, and then a couple of minutes later,
I speed my whole field where I'm at light up

(58:03):
hitch white, nothing but white. Then I was like, okay, well,
I thought nothing out of it, so I just passed
out because the feeders don't go up to sixty five.
So I passed out, woke up again at six twenty
three am. I look in the sky. There's these lights
just going in circle, but they're all different color lights

(58:25):
and they're going left, right, up, down, and all of
a sudden it zooms. It just zooms in and out
and disappears. It happened so quickly. Do you have a
couple of wines? I was like, what did the dear
stand like Eddie did and doing no, no, no wine nothing.
It was frighten early. I mean it was cold, but
I didn't have no whiskey, no wines up. We're completely sobered.

(58:49):
So that's what What do you think it was? Like?
No joke, no joke, Mario, what do you think it was? Honestly?
If you had to put your money on it? I
mean I've never seen an alien before or any type
of spaceship or anything. I mean, but like after what
I googled everything, I mean, Google's always right, right, but
everything I saw was what people were explaining is what

(59:14):
I saw, like different color lights and how they move,
and I mean this thing moved so quick like I mean,
it was not a ship. It was like an airplane.
I mean, it wasn't nothing humans like made this thing
was moving And after right, real quick quick question, were
you able to verify did anybody else in that area,

(59:35):
because a lot of times when this happens, you can
find other people that witness the same thing. No, I
didn't it. I mean, I mean sadly I didn't. But
I asked my brother then as that happened, I was like,
did you see it? He's like, dude, I don't know
what you're talking about. I mean, because he was seriously
like right over the other feel and I was like,
look behind you, do you see it? And he's like, no,
I don't see nothing. How long did it last? All

(59:57):
in you're there? How long did all of it take
to go beginning to end? So from five twenty five,
I said, in the morning, I see the first light
might of the field, and then again I wake up
again six twenty five, six twenty three in the morning
saw an hour. Maybe yeah, but I'm saying you couldn't
grab your phone and record any of it, Like why

(01:00:17):
do we not have any We did it? I did
record it. And the thing is I showed it all
to me all my friends and my work employees, and
they saw it and they couldn't believe it. But now
that I have, I mean, I lost that phone, So
I lost everything. What I mean, sat somewhere somewhere, put

(01:00:41):
it on Instagram. The government still your phone being. I mean,
you could try to, you could try to do that,
but no one's gonna believe you everything. I lost it
in the river, snapped up. He went to sleep, and
someone took it all of a sudden. The guy at
trench Coat Green complictedt bumped into him. Well, Mario, I'm

(01:01:02):
I mean, I don't know if I'm sorry, but that
does sound interesting and strange, and I think I would
feel weird. I'd feel a little confused by the whole
thing too. People say bright lights, Yeah, the things light
up and illuminate like crazy. No, No, I know people
no movies. No, that's why people that say that, because
they saw it on a movie and then they're affected. Ah,
that's so cool that Mario saw that. Mario, thank you, buddy.

(01:01:23):
Hope you have an awesome day. Thank you all right, buddy,
thanks mate, We'll come back. You believe. I believe he
saw something. He both stories were like when he was sleeping,
and that's the weird part. Where he's sleeping, he dream
I was wide away, guys, I saw what I saw
with my own eyes. Next segment, Mike D is going

(01:01:44):
to review Holiday Harmony, Oh the Weekend, Yes, that's the
movie the Brookshields on talking about. But that Amy has
a part in. Yes, Holiday Harmony on HBO. Max. Will
he give a truthful review? Well he will? It be
a great movie. Well, I don't know anything about it,
Mike D with that review. Next on Peacock. Right now,

(01:02:06):
my show is Snake in the Grass. It's up today.
I'm pretty pumped about that. I forgot about it till
during the break it was brought up here. Your show.
So if you guys have Peacock, or if Peacock's part
of your cable plan, go watch Snake in the Grass
or play it and go to work, but play it
on a loop. I'll take anything. I'm not too good
to ask for that. Everything is a struggle, everything, and

(01:02:28):
it's a struggle. And I don't know if we're doing
a second season or not. That show is very expensive
to make. I don't know. Ratings were great, but I
don't think the plan was to go to USA Network.
At first. I think it was meant as a Peacock original,
and then for some reason I went to USA and
they're like, I don't know, we don't usually pay this
much for USA shows, so I don't know if we're
gonna do it again, but it was our highest rated
new show in like five years. That being said, it's

(01:02:49):
on Peacock and please go watch it or don't just
turn it on. I don't care, just play it. Yeah,
I'm just trying to get another job here. Let's go
over to Mike. Speaking of watching stuff and streamers, HBO
Max on Thanksgiving Day, which is Thursday of this week,
there's Holiday Harmony. It is a holiday movie with Brookshields,
a litany of other actors and actresses, and a special

(01:03:11):
appearance by our very own Amy. Yes, now, Mike, do
you got a screener? Yeah? What did movie Mike think
about the movie? Oh? I told you guys, Christmas movies
are my least favorite genre. So but I also know,
like what these movies are. They're supposed to be cheesy,
they're supposed to make you feel good, and that's exactly
what this movie was. And it's a story about this

(01:03:31):
girl trying to make it as an artist and then
she gets this gig to go play at a Christmas
concert and then she breaks down in this town and
that's where everything happens, it was hard for me to
grasp onto like the love interest in this like that,
that's just not for me. Overall, the movie was just
not for me. But when it comes to people who
like holiday movies find enjoyment of that, I think the
movie does do that. And I was surprised to see

(01:03:54):
actually how much Amy was in this movie. She actually
has a very pivotal part. Like she said, so there's
about a whole minute ninety second scene where Amy's he's herself,
but she's actually acting. So overall, why are you well,
I think that I think a holiday movie like this,
even at its best, could only be a three point five.

(01:04:17):
So on your scale, even if it's the best one
ever made, it's a three point five. That's just how
I would rate any holiday movie. In this movie, it's
called holiday harmony. There's not a whole lot of holiday
in it. I think people go into some of these
movies wanting all that warmth, wanting you know, Christmas like
images snow, red and green, and this movie didn't entirely

(01:04:38):
have that. It felt very apparent that we know because
we know Amy, when it was filmed like in the
middle of summer. So I didn't get sweating. I didn't
get that full on Christmas feel from it, so I
would have to deduct a little bit from that. So
I would give holiday harmy three out of five alpacas three,
So it's just it's only half a point from it

(01:04:59):
the greatest of all the time. It's only have a
boy from the greatest of all time. Well, here he
goes it sounds like he liked it. I did end
up enjoying it. I would give it without Amy, it'd
be a two point five. Oh, Amy's can get the
friend point five bump. Yeah, without Amy would be a
two point five. But and what if this wasn't on
the air though, too? What point five do you give it?

(01:05:20):
Because it's on the air. I probably wouldn't have even
look like watch this movie. It wouldn't be a movie
I would watch because you hate holiday movies. Okay, have
you seen it? No? No, you sent Mike the screener,
but you haven't watched it yet. Yeah, so I have
access to the screener as well, and I can't bring
myself to watch it. I think I'm gonna watch it
Thanksgiving Day with my family and everyone else and just

(01:05:43):
be are you gonna make them watch your part, or
watch the whole thing. No, the whole thing, well, the
whole thing. I think I know, probably because I know
the people that put this together, and they're all amazing
and awesome, and I can't wait to watch them on
screen and do their thing. When it gets to my part, Oh,
I'm gonna feel very awkward. But it's gonna be a
fun thing to do with family and friends. I just

(01:06:06):
know if I was a friend, any movie I'm being
forced to watch, I gotta watch a movie. No for no,
they're excited about it. I wasn't even my idea. I
was like, oh, yeah, yeah, we definitely have to watch that.
That's good. I'm just saying I don't even like to
watch movies anyway, Like, yeah, I know, but I feel
like I've watched a couple, though pretty recently, movies. I
don't want to spoil them yet. I got a couple
of reviews. Yea, you know lot I watched. I watched

(01:06:28):
Where the Crawdad saying, oh I did too, you did.
I told ye about it and you watched it out there, okay, yeah,
And then I watched Oh it's okay, honey, don't worry, darling, yea,
is that Harry Styles of Olivia Wild Movie? Yeah, I
want to hear these guys going for Mike. You give

(01:06:48):
Amy's Holiday Harmony a three out of five three out
of five. It's on HBO Max on Thursday. That's when
somebody who hate holiday movie? Okay, why do you hate
the movies? I mean, I don't like him either, but
I don't hate him. I just the premise and everyone
is just you already know exactly what you're to happen,
so I have no reason to watch him. Your wife
watched it, right, Yeah? Did she like it? She likes it,

(01:07:09):
She loved holiday movies. She's full on right now. So
therefore I could feel like that's a vetter, like if
you love holiday movies, then whatever it is, and he
said it's I did. Okay, guys, Yeah, I can't wait,
We can't wait. Okay. I feel like there's a big
deal coming from Mike Servos season were like, Amy should
stop those out. I don't think you would have said
that on the air. Anyway, He's got he wants to

(01:07:31):
talk to you after the show though. By the way,
I check out Movie Mike's Movie podcast. Amy's the guest
on very excited. We hit again on twenty five Whistles,
my football podcast, and we say more smiles than frowns
because we can't say we'll make you money legally. We
got in trouble. We almost went to gambling jail. Don't
nobody wants to go to say more smiles than frowns.

(01:07:52):
But we had the big parlay this week and a
lot of listeners hit me up and they were like,
you paid my Christmas presents off. Oh that's so nice.
Yeah it is. Don't be waygernal though. Hey they almost
didn't have a christ No, we don't even doing that.
But check out twenty five Whistles. It's a football podcast.
It's a lot of fun, a lot of fun we
have about Marcellous Wiley on today, former NFL player. Okay,

(01:08:12):
so we're gonna come up in a second on the
show and there is some Taylor's Swift story that has
to do with Amy. We'll get into it in Amy's feet,
all right, you know how they got want to buy
picture from his feet? What a tease? All that's coming
up next segment. I made a bunch of notes about
my weekend. I wrote down cold because this is terrible.

(01:08:34):
I hate it. I hate everything. I hate it all.
It's stupid. Let's just push the little button. It looks
like an arrow, fast forward middle of March. That'd be nice,
middle of March. I hate cold, but I'll take the
cold with all the other things come with this time
of year. Everybody in Florida jealous. Everybody in Arizona listening.

(01:08:57):
I'm jealous, just like I know here where we are,
it isn't cold for that long, a few months, but
that's long to me. So cold? What boxing? Me and
my wife with Mike D and his wife. You box,
Mike D. I did a one is four rounds, a
decision close one No. We went and worked exercise box

(01:09:18):
together and then had a little brunch, so that was fun.
Went over to Eddie's house one evening and Eddie cook steaks.
Steaks were a plus, but I messed up. He didn't
have a one, have a one. I messed up big time.
Is meat if it can't be covered? And I thought
of everything too. I'm like, oh, what would Bobby want
to drink? Oh what would Bobby want to have? Sides?

(01:09:39):
They didn't think about the a one. Don't let him
insult you in your house, Eddie what do you mean?
There was no insult. I don't know if he I
didn't even say they about I said, hey, you have
an ay one. He goes no, And then I really
had to keep my emotions back and I says, okay,
but no, And then you said, you know what, I'm
really not hungry. I did say that I think we're
gonna head out. I had a full plate. I was like,
you know, not second thought, I'm good, not that hungry,
but it excellent, made cookies and I like to sandwich

(01:10:01):
my cookies. Had some cookies before the meal, and had
some cookies after the did oh what kind of cookies
did you make? I don't know. They had all that
chip cookies cent theimon toast crunch. And then you said
you went off your whole speech on how like you know?
I mean, well, why who said you can't have cookies
for dinner? Yeah? Who has said you can't have sugar
before the meal? Only moms to kids, so they are
sure to get their nutrition in. But once I'm an adult,

(01:10:23):
all bets are off. I know what my nutrition needs
to be. I'm the adult. So if I want to
have cake before the meal, I have cake before the meal.
And I might have cake after the meal. I'm okake
is the wholemeal. Shut up, mom, there's no rules. You
can have cake. I'm jealous. I never got to do that,
so now it's true. There are no rules. But you
can have a birthday cake when it's not your birthday.
Just drive to the store. That's right. You get you
fireworks when it's not fourth of July. Just oh, I

(01:10:44):
don't know about that. Hey, free country. So that happened.
Arkansas whooped all miss which was really nice for me.
Oh good. That's why you're not in a bad mood.
In a good mood, because usually he is. No. Usually,
if I don't get good sleep. Here's the problem. My
jaws hurt so bad today. That means I slept good
because if I get into some people have they get

(01:11:07):
into rim and they dream. I rarely dream. But if
I sleep hard now, my jaws just hurt. So I
have to decide what do I want to do, get
some good sleep or have my mouth my jaws killing me.
But it's why I've broken two bones in my mouth.
My teeth that's crazy, like grind so hard. I do
have a mouth guard, by the way, but that really
just protects the teeth, not the jaws. So your list, no,

(01:11:28):
I went. I went to Eddie's house. I have that here,
unloaded a lot of groceries. You went unloaded. Well, I'm
waiting to see if he gets through his whole list.
Kaitlyn question. Kaitlin got them while I was watching games,
and I unpacked them all. Is there a deal? Good?
So she got him and I picked him out of
the car and unpacked him on put them all in.
But then she but she has to go and like
put him in the right place after I'm done. Okay,

(01:11:48):
so you didn't put them away? Well, I did put
him away, but I did. Sometimes I don't know what's
sposed to be called. We're supposed to be pantry, but
not in her spots? Right? Why don't you ask why
I do? But sometimes I'm just say he's in a
hurry games to get back in commercial break. See this
is what I got through with my kids. Four times.
You're like, I'll just do it, please, but I try.
I think I eighty percent this time. Okay, so did

(01:12:09):
pretty good. There um groceries and then I have football.
No shower. Oh, I watched football all day yesterday. I
never took a shower. I didn't even brush my teeth,
like seven pm, Yeah, that happens. It happens. I woke
up and then just started watching games and never brush
my teeth because I was just watching games and Kaylyn

(01:12:29):
left it, so I'm at home. Who I gotta brush
my teeth for? And so then we had one game
rolls into the next. Before you know it, it's nighttime.
So we just I've just been watching games all day.
And then she was like, if you brought your teeth
to day, I was like, I have not, Thanks for reminding.
So I brushed my teeth in the evening. I didn't
take a shower though, because I didn't good. I didn't
do anything. And so there I am. And that was
pretty much my weekend. Okay, Well, the one thing I

(01:12:52):
thought you would share because I we were talking about
some drama and I don't know what it was. Well,
here's what happened. I did a series of jokes one
of my comedy shows, going if I host to CMAS,
this is what I would do. And it was kind
of like a roast. But my comedy shows, I make
fun of me the whole time. And then I did,
and I only really made fun of really successful country artists.

(01:13:16):
But one of them got upset publicly. There's been a
few that have got up at privately. One of them
got upset publicly, and then one of his family members
came after me and called me a name online, and
so then I went at them because then I was invited.
Oh boy, like what kind of name? It doesn't matter
what happened. I did my think. That person did their thing,
and I was like, that's cool. I'm cool because I

(01:13:37):
deserve it too. So we're even one to one. And
then the family member came out and did a name thing.
And then I was like, all right, Joe time, what
does showtime mean? I didn't know what it means? This
was online for other first part? Yeah yeah, yeah, wow,
Like didn't they watch the name? Did they not watch
the joke? Do they not know you're a better writer
than they they went about writing? It was just like

(01:13:59):
because my wife said to me, Hey, look, if somebody
comes up and punches you in the face, you don't
have to go and get a nuclear bomb and drop
it on their house. Guess that's that's what you just did.
Oh what did you do? And I was like, well,
I was just sitting here doing nothing, hanging out, and
I got invited into the comment section, so I went
no one Bertie. They ended up deleting it, which is fine,
it's their their page. But yeah, I probably went way

(01:14:21):
too hard. But I think honestly that trauma just for
me in bullied my whole life. So now when someone
comes at me and it's like, okay, well let's play.
You want to come, let's go. But then I sent
a message, I was like, hey, I didn't know I
couldn't joke about Yeah, I only joked about highly successful people.
And also I didn't say anything when you did your
thing back at me. I thought that's fair. Then when
a family member, if somebody else jumps in, I was like,
all right, show time, let's go. My wife going why

(01:14:43):
do you say? Show time? Was like, but the failure
was probably just feeling protective. Yeah, but you doesn't need
to call a name. I didn't. I don't know what
was said. Ye didn't matter, called him a punk? No
that's not true, but anyway, that's what happened. But I
want to have any thought about it that much? You
know me? Well, I just heard 'll talking about during
break and I was like I'm annis asked about it. I
I was like, well, I show time and then showed it.
A lot of people comment on your comments. I don't know.

(01:15:04):
I didn't go look again. I just left it and
did he was did I got a d M and
then we went DMS right, And so when you said, hey, look,
I was going to leave it, but your family remember,
and then what did they say back? Nothing? And all
that stuff's pulled. It's stripped from the internet. It's always
reconcilation anywhere. Yeah, okay, forever in life. So since they

(01:15:26):
pulled it, that means you won. No, I don't think
there was a winner, and I don't I'm not proud
of my actions. But if somebody comes at me, I
feel like, if I don't go back ten times harder,
then I will look weak. So I don't want to
look weak, because I was weak my whole life. And
so now it's I will go back. But that's it,
that's all. I'll leave it there, but I will say,
can you just give us a hand? What they called?

(01:15:47):
I will say that it was what they They started
it even before I went, even before the joke stuff.
But the joke wasn't about that, but they started it.
It doesn't matter. Oh, it doesn't matter. I started. I'm
moving on with this. I did have a friend text
me a gift, you know, of the picture of the
guy in the popcorn Like, I'm here for this. I know,

(01:16:07):
I know. I liked the comments that I'm just here
to read the comments. What how her of the weekend
was this? Why did I miss it? There was in
between not taking a shower and anyway, I do want
to talk about the Taylor Swift thing because I did
see where she puts her feet on the internet for free. Yeah,
so there was this whole BuzzFeed article about how Taylor,
you know, she was playing the guitar and her feet
were propped up and her feet were there, and her

(01:16:28):
fans are like, oh, my gosh, doesn't she know how
much money she could make if she quit putting her
feet on display for free and she could sell videos
and photos of her feet. And I thought, wow, even
Taylor fans want her. They looking for a reason for
you to sell your feet. But they said in the
article too, it said so many people this has been

(01:16:49):
a lucrative side hustle for them, And I'm like, who
were these so many people? And why am I just
now learning that this is a way you could really
make some good money. And is it that Well this
guy came to Amy and said, hey, can I pay
two undred fifty bucks for pictures of your feet? One picture?
I'd have already sent it. I'd be seven pictures, eight subscribers.

(01:17:11):
I'd have an only feet account. It's like only fans feet. Yeah,
So I guess this is what I wonder about people
who like feet, because I'm not gonna I'm not a
foot guy. It's not a thing. It is common enough
because that there are a lot of jokes about it.
What if the person is very unattractive but has awesome feet,
or they're very attractive and they have disgusting feet. Do

(01:17:32):
you like the disgusting feet because the person is really attractive?
Meaning Emily right at Kadikowski, the girl Pete Davids is
dating now very pray, Yeah, what if she had just
disgusting feet? Like is it just about getting her feet
or is it just about getting some hot feet? And
it doesn't matter what's above the ankle that I'm confused about.
If I could get a real foo foot lover on here,

(01:17:53):
like you haven't break that down? Yeah, Like to ask
those questions. See if someone will, I mean maybe the
guy that's listeners that's offering me, and he would talk
about it. It's does he want your feet or is
he just assuming your feet are hot? I don't know.
Good question, because I got arches that people would kill for.
Oh really, yeah, I wonder if there are women that

(01:18:14):
are into men's feet. Probably yes, of course, I don't know.
I'm sure that people are into everything, yes, but that's
exactly right. I don't think it's as big of a
fetish to where they build sites of men's feet, just
women for the most part, women's feet. I guess I
would feel okay with the feet if what if it
all goes to charity or something, you can tell yourself

(01:18:36):
that why would you give it to charity? Are you crazy?
I don't know. And if any men want picture, I mean, listen,
I'm not i'llo the men if they want my feet,
I got it. Yeah, maybe men want men's feet. I'm
open for business. This guy that our listener that's asking
me for mine, he he's already turned down y'all's feet
because he's missing out though, because I got some again
arches to kill for. I mean sorry to day. This

(01:18:59):
story comes us from bib County, Georgia. A thirty four
year old woman's at her house and her boyfriend's in jail,
and he's like, hey, I need you get me some
of the goods. I need you to mail me some
of them. She's like, no problem, So she goes get
some goods, puts in the package, and just mails those
illegal goods to the jail. The only problem is they
go through all the packages and they had her address

(01:19:19):
and went and the rest of her Wow. I mean
they go through Yeah. And also it's like footprints on
the snow from a crime. They just follow him and
leads them to the dropping nuts the whole way someun
flower seeds after you commit a crime and just drop
them as you go. It's kind of like that. Okay,
I'm lunchboxed at your bone head Story of the day.

(01:19:41):
It is time for the Good News Countdown. It's the
Good News Countdown, counting down the biggest good news stories
across the left. At number three, number three, a firefighter
in Central Texas got locked out of his headquarters this month,
but luckily his dog was still inside. She a fire
safety training dog, but it was his dog and he

(01:20:02):
was like, hey, let me in, and she actually went
to the door, jumped up, hit that little button, the
pushbar button with her nose, hoop door opens. He's in
so smart. Yeah, my dog just looks at me like, buddy,
how can here coming in? Yeah, You're like, I'm like,
it's flocked. And he turns his head to the side.
It's like, are you stupid? And I'm like, it's that
doesn't work for me. Next one, the oldest person in

(01:20:25):
America has recently celebrated another birthday. Her name is Bessie Hendrix.
She lives in Lake City, Iowa. She's now one hundred
and fifteen years old. Oh my gosh. Old. The secret,
she says, is cigarettes and pork crns. Now I'm just kidding,
but it's always something like that. She doesn't give a secret,
but she is one hundred and fifteen and that's pretty awesome.

(01:20:46):
A nine year old and Wisconsin named Essence did the
Heimlich maneuver on her friend at school this month and
saved her friend's life. Her friend was choking on a cheeto.
She says she saw it on YouTube and here she
is talking about it. I saw videos said kind of
help somebody when they're choking. I just did what I
had to do, just like save her life because I
didn't want her to die nine years old, which is

(01:21:09):
pretty awesome that the good news countdown. I'm on Instagram.
Mister Bobby Bones, We'll see you tomorrow, but everybody get
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