Monday Morning Confessions: Lunchbox Clipped His Neighbors Roses + One Name Celebrity Draft + Bobby’s Top 5 Best Smelling Country Artists

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, the Bobby Bones post show pre show. Hey,
we're gonna open up the mail bag tomorrow and Dom
can you date someone you baby sat back in the
day And I'll read that email tomorrow. But it's an
interesting question, and I did. It's not on the voicemail
where I asked that question. But if you're listening to

(00:20):
this on the podcast and you want to hit that
up and give us your response to that, call eight
seven seven seventy seven, Bobby and leave a message up there.
I think I ask about hypnosis and some other stuff
on the voicemail line today. But if you want to
hit us up and the question is can you date
someone you babysat? That's the email. I'm thirty years old.
I want to see what your thoughts and advice in
the situation where it's what she writes. Anyway, that's that's

(00:42):
something we'll do on tomorrow's show. So I'm gonna save
that there. I got a few other voicemails I'll play.
We got a couple left here, Mike right that didn't
get too This is Carolyn from Maryland. Oh wow, Carolyn
from Maryland. That's interesting. Go ahead, Hi, Bobby, Morning Studios.
I was wondering if you and Eddie were going to
do a ranging it's live Instagram show. We would love
to hear it. We've seen you in concert before and

(01:04):
we loved it, so thanks guys. We're not frankly, I
mean we're not best consumed you watching a bad sounding
live stream with no audience, Like that's the truth. Yeah,
Like we need people to be there and laugh, and
you know, it's when Eddie and I go out into
our comedy and our comedy music. It's about the experience.
We're not going to win any big singing awards, but

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you know, and especially with how people are playing now
into their phones, they're just sitting. The most awkward thing
is to watch someone's Instagram live when they're doing a
two person like there's an interview on an artist playing,
and to watch the person who's just watching the artists play,
because it's a split amy are you following me? Like
on Instagram live, if two people are on the screen
is split in half right from up to down. Yeah.

(01:50):
And then if let's say a radio Stasian's interviewing an
artist like I was watching a Toil talent, so I
think it's just such a great artist she was playing,
but she's only on the bottom half of the screen.
And the guy from another radio sta was the interview
was just staring at the screen and it's hard to
look cool in his shoes if I were him, if
I were in a situation, what I would recommend to

(02:10):
people to do is when they play, take a piece
of paper and write this is to Neil Town's playing
in her Instagram name, and then cover up that. You're
a part of the phone with the camera so when
people tune in they can they can see her playing,
and we don't have to watch you stare at her
play because that's awkward. That's honestly why I don't do
it a bit. And then secondly, these artists that are

(02:30):
playing without any sort of equipment, it just doesn't sound good,
even if they are really good. So no, we're not
because we sound bad even with great equipment. So thank
you for that. That's very kind of you, you know,
excited to you know, I was talking to Dustin Lynch.
I did the grand O Lobry this weekend, and Dustin
and I were talking before the show a little bit,

(02:52):
and he hasn't been able to tour obviously, and Eddie
and I haven't been able to tour, and Dustin was going, man,
you know, I need to make some new music. Even
though we just put out a record in February, it's
gonna be old by the time Quarantine's over, and it was.
I told him, Man, when you guys have to go
out on the road, artists are gonna be doing shows
on Tuesday nights. Now it's gonna be whenever it is
finally opened, you're gonna have a bunch of artists going. Man,

(03:14):
I gotta get some shows under my bill. I gotta
pay the rent, pay the mortgage, you know. So you're
gonna see more shows and more live events happening probably
once it's like all clear all the time. How do
you think about that anything about that theory? I mean,
I guess I could see that happening because I think
the capacity is just not gonna be either what it

(03:34):
is like a big like you'll have a certain amount
of people that may go out on a Monday or Tuesday,
whereas don't they do it on the weekends because that's
when most people go out. Well A country music tours
are mostly Friday, Saturdays, sometimes Thursday. Yeah, I mean there's
that angle too. Like you, like you're saying. I think
they just are gonna want to book shows to make money,
but also they'll probably get the right amount of people

(03:56):
that would come. Yeah, there's work as many. Yeah that's good.
That's a good point too. We talked about that. We
talked about how many people are are moving. I saw
an article about because he Dustin lives in in the
country as his own little spot of land, and how
a lot of people are going, Oh, I can work
from home, but my job, I'm gonna just move out
of the city then, and so a lot of people

(04:16):
are looking at moving a little more country. So yeah,
I don't know my whole point. Oh that was just
the Instagram stuff, but that was the voicemail. I got
one more voicemail. This is from Joe. Hey, guys, Hey, Bobby. Um.
My wife didn't originally like the show, but she was
driving one day and called me and said, you want
her over because you were singing. I think it was

(04:37):
a queen song or something. Do you want to her?
Since then, and she loves the show. Interesting. I wonder
if I was, because sometimes I'll sing songs. But I
wonder if it was the guy who was Freddie Mercury
in the movie. Yeah, she just thought I was the
guy singing. She's like, Bobby's really good. Yeah, either way,
I appreciate that. So again, thanks for the voicemails. You

(04:58):
can always call eight seven seven seventy seven Bobby. Mike
d has an interesting podcast on Movie Mike's Movie Podcast.
It's good movies with bad endings. Yeah, which I couldn't
think of any until I saw your list. Are these
the ones on your podcast you're gonna read? Yeah, as
soon as I'm talking about Okay, can I bring the

(05:18):
Titanic one up? Yeah? I think that it's a fine ending.
That's a good ending where Jack dies. People hate it
because he could because he probably could have fit on
the door, that's what they say. Or also at the
very end which she throws the diamond back into the ocean,
they hate that too, But maybe she had that was
some sort of closure for her, and that's what people

(05:41):
respond to. That was that was the biggest one. Interesting.
I never hated the ending. I didn't understand it, and
I remember early going, hey, why couldn't just get on
the door with you? But okay, what's another one they mentioned?
I am legend? Oh, I thought it was an excellent ending.
It's not the ending people wanted. Yeah, maybe that's what it.
People just don't like how things end. Yeah. Well, I

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think there's a difference of something being bad or like
ruining a movie, to where you just don't agree with
it or don't like it. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I
don't know if. I mean, I alleged over ten years old?
Ye two seven? Can we spoil that? Yeah? I think
over ten years is fine? Group consensus? Can we tell
the ending? I am legend? Yeah yeah, I don't even

(06:22):
think I know it. Oh dude, it's Will Smith basically
fighting a pandemic and yeah, and at the end, doesn't
he kill himself? Yeah, just to get the cure out? Yeah?
Oh wow. And they don't like that. That sounds like
a cool ending. It's like someone giving up themselves for
the greater good. Yeah. I love it. And my thing too,
is like, if you're writing a script, why not make

(06:44):
it the craziest ending ever? Like, well, because people get pissed.
I mean, it's like Game of Thrones. I didn't personally like.
I mean, I liked the ending, but I didn't think
it was the best ending for that show. And no
one had an alternative ending too. It did that show
multiple Yeah, I liked it selfishly, but I could go
where I thought that, And I don't know if this
is true or not. I thought, man, people are gonna

(07:06):
not like this ending so much. It's gonna affect how
people really watch this show, because you know how, people
will still watch Breaking Bad. People will um go back
at it and watch the Wire, you know, for the
first time. I don't know if the end of that
show will affect people going back and starting that show
from the beginning. Now, what are your thoughts on that?
I mean, people, I think it's still worth watching. I
don't think that holds it back on any doo. It's

(07:28):
worth it. I do too. I thought it was fantastic. Um,
what's another one on there? Castaway? Okay, here's why I
didn't mind that ending. Sometimes life doesn't have a perfect
tied up ending, Like at the end of Castaway. How
long has this move been out? Came out in two
to two thousand, okay, twenty years. Yeah, he freaking just

(07:50):
gets to the he gets off the island, it comes
back home. There's nowhere to go. He's just like, which
where do I go? Which you? Okay? That's how life
is sometimes. Okay, what else you got? Signs? Oh? That
was one. There was. I think people thought it was
too simple. Yeah, because you went through this whole alien
movie and it turns out they're just allergic to water based.

(08:11):
There's no greater allergic to water. Yeah, that's funny. Yeah,
any other ones out there, that's all of them. Okay,
I'm not going to reveal this movie because it's too
too early. It's to spoil it. But the Dance movie,
I liked La La Land. A lot of people didn't
like that ending. Yeah, I felt it was a perfect ending.

(08:33):
I haven't liked the movie a lot. I thought the
movie was great. Some people, you know, they're not in
the musicals, and I didn't think I was either, But man,
I loved that. Maybe it's gonna be You like musicals
bones because you like cocoa, you like La La Land,
and you like what's the other one? Oklahoma? Now, well
that's later in the show. Thanks for spoiling it, Eddie. Oh,
speaking of spoilers, Yeah, got a regular Amy over there

(08:54):
spoiling stuff. Sorry. Um yeah, yeah, Yeah, I liked La
La Land and I even loved I loved the ending.
Amy did you watch Lowland? I did not, and I
don't want to No no no no no no no
no no no no no no. I don't want to
watch it. I don't nothing about me once too. Okay,

(09:15):
what is it? What could she not like about it? Though?
It's she doesn't like that they're singing and dancing and
people being happy and smiles and yeah, you know, all
the good stuff. Wow okay, yeah, yeah, she only likes
Ozark and Mexican drug gangs and yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway,
check out that podcast Miked he does. Just search movie Mike.

(09:38):
You'll hear this point. He has so many interesting ideas
and thoughts and even questions about movies. Um, there's another episode.
I don't know how long, how far back it was,
but it was the actors who didn't like each other.
Thought it was, Yeah, they didn't like each other on
the set or behind the scenes. That's so interesting to me.
That's so interesting. Um okay, okay. Check out movie Mike's
movie podcast. Amy your kids going to Is there still

(10:02):
summer camps? I know it's getting like warmer. Is it
still summer camp? Or now? Well? There was? I guess
late last week we signed them up for one, but
then this weekend it already got canceled. Oh really, so yeah,
they just they are revisiting how they're doing it. So
the one we had we were hopeful for and we

(10:22):
knew maybe there was a chance, but we were just
keeping the faith. And then I really think right after
we signed them up, we ought a notification that it
would have been canceled anyways. So I don't know. It's
it's a bummer, but I know because my nephews were
supposed to be camp counselors there and I thought it'd
be so cool for my kids. But we'll see if

(10:43):
something else opens up. You know. Something else that reminded
me of I want to talk about on tomorrow's show
is Raimondo's wedding. We'll get to it tomorrow, but what's
gonna happen because his weddings in October? And then the
mate just asked me about then the bachelor party. I
want to know about that, and so um, the two
things we're doing tomorrow. For sure, we're gonna open up

(11:04):
Bobby's mail bag, which is can you date someone you babysat?
I want to catch up on Raymundo's wedding. I did
see two where I think Scuba has Scuba Steve, our
executive producer, has closed the deal and getting Jason Alexander
on the show. Who was George Costanza on Seinfeld? Right, Scuba? Yeah,
he's just picking his time on Thursday and that's what

(11:24):
we're gonna do it. Wow, So we're gonna I'm gonna
record with them on Thursday. Were gonna aired on Friday?
Is that is that the thing that'd be the plan? Yeah? Okay, cool?
Nice bones. Do not call him George. You can't do that. Yeah,
that's the one stipulation. You can't do that because I
thought that's gonna be so hard. I would never do that.
First of all, YouTube goober something acting like I'm gonna
do that. I would never do that. Secondly, how much Seinfeld?
Can I talk with him? Though? Because you know, some

(11:45):
people have thresholds. I think he's okay with it because
he recently did that reuniting with Julia what's her name,
Lee Dreyfus or whatever, Yeah, Elaine, So he's into it.
So he's not bothered by it by any way. Okay,
because I know he's a big poker player too, am
I Right? It sounds like, you know, I'm more about it. Yeah,
it looks like you should ask that question. Think so okay,

(12:07):
well that'd be fun. That'd be on Friday. Is that
gonna be the Friday morning conversation? I'm down for you are? Yeah?
I think that's fun. Okay's that cool? All right? That's it?
Um have a whoa, whoa whoa. You know, Aby just
woke up everybody ahead. Now. I was trying to think
of things that I know about him, because I mean,

(12:29):
I watched Simefeld a little bit. But he's also a
pretty woman. He is he the girl that he got,
the love interest of the hooker? No, no, no, no,
that's Richard Gear. He's Richard's he's like the dirty lawyer
for something or maybe yeah, I think he's Richard's lawyer.
You say dirty, so dirty. You can just say dirty,

(12:50):
but be like he's a dirty lawyer. I did not
say dirt. He's a dirty lawyer. All right. That's it.
Check out the Sore Losers podcast. That's the dudes on
the show the usually do it. After we're done here.
Check out Amy's four Things with Amy Brown podcast. I
have a Bobby cast up with Mike who was on

(13:11):
this week, Mark Chestnut talking about him and Steven Tyler
hanging out, which is interesting. Yeah, going to the Big
D don't mean Dallas. He's kept talking about Steven Tyler. Yeah,
it's cool. Um, so we'll see you guys. Have a
great day and enjoy today's show. Here you go transmitting America. Hey, guys,

(13:38):
welcome to the show, Morning studio. Morning. Thank you, Amy.
How are you doing good? How about you? I was
thinking about you. Did you go and look for a
house this weekend? We looked at a few? Yeah, I
mean nothing that we're ready to I don't know. We're
looking at another one later today, so I feel better
about this upcoming one. We'll see. Just a quick recap,

(13:58):
Amy did not have our house in the market. Somebody goes,
I want that house, offered Amy more than the house's words.
So they were like, okay, well take it. And so
now you're gonna have to rent your own house until
you find another house. Right. Yeah, So we close on
the house to the new buyers. But they since they
know they kind of snuck up on us, they've been
gracious and they're willing to rent our house back to us. So,
but they are they have made it known that they're

(14:20):
eager to move in, so they're willing to rent it
to us, but hey, we want to get in as
quickly as we can. Yeah, that's interesting. Yeah, had a
good weekend. I was writing the story about baking therapy.
My girlfriend loves to cook, loves to bake. I'm probably
about three or four pounds overweight right now because she
loves to cook. And she wouldn't know what I wouldn't use.

(14:42):
I wouldn't say you're three or four pounds overweight. I'm
three or four pounds over my weight over what you
like to play? Yeah, four pounds overweight. Yeah, but what's
the difference. Anyway, she cooks all the time, and it's
so good. And I even tried to, you know, have
a cutoff point, but it's so good it's difficult. I
would see you where if you're with someone who's an
excellent cook, why you would probably just live a life

(15:03):
being chubby. Like completely, it's what we deal with. And
I also, she'll cook a really good meal, and I
always like a little something sweet at the end, just
a little bit. There's a little a little something sweet,
you know, to kind of cap it off. And so
when there is nothing I go and eat one of
her bars. She has, like these things called macro bars.
Are you familiar with them? They're good. Well for her,

(15:23):
she'll just wake up an eat one for breakfast. That's
like a whole meal. But for me, I'll treat like
a dessert. So she had a little talk with me
this weekend where she bought new snacks for me, and
these are your snacks. These are like rice cakes, beef jerky,
like prey lean almond type things. And she's like, these
are yours. And here's a few macro bars but you can't.

(15:44):
But I eat like fifteen macro bars on like six
days last week. Yeah, and that does like her main thing.
So that's what we did. We had that, But I
was really to start by baking therapy. We got me
thinking about that is how it can help you cope
with anxiety. And they're talking about how so many people,
especially during what's happened the last couple of months, they
love baking because there's something soothing about working with dough.

(16:06):
Do you feel that at all? I don't know that
I have that connection with dough. I haven't been baking
as much as other people I see online, but I
definitely see the thing. My daughter loves to bake. That's
our new way of bonding together. So there's something therapeutic
about it for her, So I'm into it. But yeah,
I would say that's why. A while ago, when Hillary

(16:28):
Scott was on Why, I asked her if she'd hit
that stage of quarantine yet or she's making banana bread
because everybody's baking everything. Yeah, I guess. So. I just
Kaitlin's such a good cook all the time. I don't
know if I can handle all the baking. It's just
all too good, you know. And you know me, I
only surround myself with things that if it's in front
of me, I'll eat it, So I don't surround myself

(16:51):
with things. But man, she's such a good cook. And
by the way, me eating all those macrobars, that's on me.
I shouldn't do that, but sometimes I just can't resist.
I need low something sweet. You know, there's a little
there's a little tastery. Why don't you get a macrobar
and like cut it into Yeah, I do, I do.
I take half of it and then but then I'll
go back get the other half like ten minutes later.
So okay, Yeah, time for your Monday Morning Confessions. First,

(17:14):
let's hear from Jenna in Brainton, Florida. My confession is
my thirteen year old is falling behind in home school,
and he's so far behind that he's very overwhelmed. So
I'm th think brother's day doing his science work for him.
I've already completed one of seven. I can't wait to
see what my grade is. I'm working on the next
one right now to try to get him caught up,

(17:36):
because I feel so bad that he show far behind,
even though it's his fault. That is my confession. I
love the show Thank You, Thank You. That's funny. Amy.
Do you ever do your kids school work for them? No?
I haven't yet. I mean I've helped them with things.
I guess does it count if there's times where we're stushier?
Is like really struggling on a math problem for about
ten minutes and I just yeah, I just give her

(17:57):
the answer on a calculator. That's probably yeah kind of yeah, yeah,
yeah yeah kind of guy. So maybe I have here
is an anonymous confession here. Mine is it takes me
forever to get my daughter in the car on the
way to work because she just wants to play with
all her toys outside, so I tell her because we

(18:18):
live on a farm and it's like in the woods area.
So anyways, I tell her that she needs to hurry
and get in the car because I hear the big
bad wolf coming. And we you know, recently read The
Three Little Pigs, so she knows about the big gad
wolf and she gets scared and get through the car
and my bad mom, Amy, is she a bad mom

(18:38):
for telling her that the big bad wolf is going
to get her? I don't know. Doesn't make you a
bad mom, but we do have to be careful things
that we say. I feel like this with my son
a lot, like things I say are going to come
back to get me or I'm going to create some
fear that they're going to carry with them forever. Right
here is another anonymous confession. My daughter who is now thirty,

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we were driving by a factory and all the smoke
was releasing up into the air like the pollution, and
I told her that that was the cloud factory and
that is where they made clouds, and she believed me
until she was about ten years old. And now my
younger children believed that that is a cloud factory. Have
a great day, and here's one final one from Louisiana Dave.

(19:22):
The other day, my wife told me not to buy
this PlayStation game that I've really been wanting. It just
came out like a week ago, and so when she
left the room, I bought it, and I bought the
dlcpack was it, So it was a little extra. She
found out about it because all women are detectives, and
she was kind of mad at me for a few

(19:44):
but I ended up kind of smooth talking her. How
do you feel all women are detectives? And hey, I
feel about that. Um, I mean I guess, yeah, we're.
What's so he's just confessing she didn't want him to
buy something and he bought it. Yeah, but then she
found out. Yeah, I mean, yeah, we're. I don't know
that I would know if my husband bought a video game,
but if she's looking for it, yeah, I mean, just

(20:06):
check the credit card bill. The only one of us
who have a confession this morning in the studio is Lunchbox. Lunchbox,
what is your Monday morning confession? Oh? Yeah, Mother's Day
was yesterday. I didn't order flowers anything for my wife.
There was a couple of houses on my street or
that are for sale. No one lives at them, and
they have beautiful rose bushes. So I went out in
the shed, got my clippers, walked down the street, got
purple roses, went across the street to the other house

(20:28):
and got red roses. Snipped them off with my own clippers.
How do you feel about that today? I feel good
because she has no idea because she was still asleep.
So I put them in a vase in the kitchen.
She walks downstairs and she's like, oh my gosh, you
got me flowers, and hey, I saved money and I
looked good. But I'm talking about snipping flowers someone else
grow to sell their house. I mean, I do feel

(20:50):
gotten bad like that because one of them was a
fresh plant, Like it was like they've just planned and
putting mulch down. But they'll never know. As me amy
your thoughts, I'd be mad if I had just planted
something really pretty in my house and a grown man
cliff something off for his wife, A grown man with
a job in a car and money order flowers kids.

(21:14):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, Well thank you, by the way,
since you called and told us about it, or since
your lunchbox you've been cleared from having any guilt or
any or any wrongdoing because you admitted to it on
this show. That's how Monday Morning Confessions work. Thank you, guys.
Kaitlyn was bringing me my morning tea, which is very
sweet of her, and I said, hey, hop up on

(21:35):
the radio here real quick. So she's here in the studio.
Good morning, Good morning. Hey. So Amy, Kaitlyn had a
little drama this weekend. On Saturday night, I went to
the opery and she always cooks a great meal when
I'm gone. What never know what's gonna come up. Well, no,
it's not even a bad thing. But I come home
and she's like, you'll never guess what happened. She was
cleaning out my refrigerator, which as a single guy, I

(21:57):
will admit wasn't the greatest refrigerator as far as you know,
getting the things out on time. Well, I've already cleaned
it out once and it was disgusting, Okay, thank you, Okay,
like Amy, there were some vegetables that were so rotten
my fingers mushed in them. Oh gross, Okay, but that
was the last time. Okay, So I think that was
last time. And then this time I had to clean

(22:18):
it out because we'd lost power, so I needed to
get all the stuff that i'd went bad out of
the refrigerator. So she's cleaning a bunch of the glass
stuff out and so see what happened. You were walking
to put it in the dumpsters out back. Yeah, I
was walking out back to put all of like the
condiments and sauces in the dumpster. And I had two
Trader Joe's Like what are they called paper bags, I guess,

(22:41):
And I was carrying them out to the dumpster. And
Stanley just goes back and forth with me, especially on
Saturday nights, because that's like our time. Stanley's a dog,
by the way, not just a friend who lives here
with us. Yeah, No, Stanley the dog. And so he
came outside with me and he was just so excited
to be outside that he hit my legs. So I
kind of went flying and dropped the Trader Joe's bag

(23:02):
full of glass bottles. It shattered everywhere. There's hot sauce
and mustard covering the ground by the dumpster. Stanley and
I are cornered by the dumpster, so I'm trying to
hold him back everywhere in the ground, glass everywhere, So
that he doesn't step in it or eat it. I
just didn't want it to get caught in his little paw,
so I'm holding him back. He's mad at me for
holding him back, so he's just being I would want

(23:24):
it the mustard off the ground. It was awful. So
then I reached down trying to pick up the big
pieces to get him out of his way. I cut
my hand. I'm bleeding. The hot sauce is stinging my hand.
Stanley's like nipping at me, and I honestly just wanted
to cry, and I did. I got tears in my eyes,
but I don't think one fell. It was bad. Oh man,
it just stayed on your cheek. It didn't fall it.

(23:46):
It just stayed like right there in that crevice. Yeah yeah,
And then I slurped it back. Well. Then I came
home from the operation. She cooked us a great meal.
What'd you make? I made peppercorn garlic, pork tenderloin, roasted
brussels out and sweet potato, and then brown rice and
keen wa mixture. See what I'm saying, because then the
last ting, when I was talking about how good of

(24:07):
a cook you are and how I'm probably like four
pounds overweight because of how good the food is. And
then I also told them that I had to stop
eating all of your macro bars. Yeah, you eat them
out as a dessert, That's what I said. Yeah, and
I put it on me. I said I probably shouldn't.
And then then you get it. I mean you had
nine and three days and then you gave me a
lesson on what was mine? Yeah I did. She laid

(24:29):
it out. She's like, this is for you, and these
macro bars are also for you, but let's not eat
all of them. Yeah. Well, I just said, I know
that sometimes you grab this macrobar because you think, oh,
this is a good snack, but actually a lot of
times it's kind of a meal. So maybe don't grab
those because I eat them as meals. Yeah I am.
I am foolish, No, and I will be better. Yet
I put it in Kaitlin put it sometimes apps of

(24:51):
you put it in terms of money for guys like
go macrobars are not cheap. No, wait, how much I
buy them? Why do you care? But I don't know.
I don't care who buys them. I'm saying that, like
I don't want to waste money. It's new York. Okay,
that's our point. So don't eat one a day instead
of you know, five in a day. Sometimes I just

(25:12):
eat half and then he eats the other half ten
minutes later. I told you I just said that too. Yeah.
I just told him that. I said, I'm ridiculous the
right half. She didn't hear the last segment either, No,
but um, okay, well, I was gonna bring it up
to talking about Olkholm of the movie we watched. But
we'll do that a different day, or maybe i'll do
it later today. Okay. Oh what a beautiful morning. Oh

(25:33):
what a beautiful day. Yeah, yeah, we watched that. Okay,
I mean, I can't wait. What's the next line. I
got a beautiful I got a beautiful feeling. Everything's going
my that's curly. Who's saying that? Curly? Yeah? Oh curly? Yeah? Okay, Yeah, anyway,

(26:00):
thanks for coming up here, Yeah, no problem. Anything else
you'd like to say? Any any parting shots? Amy? All right, hey,
Kaitlyn here, you have it all right? There she goes,
there's Kaitlyn. Harry Styles put out a candle at Target
that apparently smells like him, and all his fans have
bought it out and you can't find it anymore. It's
harder to get the toilet paper, they say. So I

(26:21):
don't know what a what a candle would smell like,
if it supposed to smell like a human other than
that like sense they're already wearing. But apparently you can't
find that the Harry Styles candle. But because of this,
I've made my top five list of good smelling country
artists because we're around them all the time, either in
this studio or I'm friends with them, or I tour
with them, so I kind of smell everybody. At number five,

(26:44):
I'm my best smelling artist list. Ryan heard, that's right.
Here's a clip. Ryan is an artist. He's married to
Mirror and Morris is a great songwriter, and he has
a He kind of smells like a sophisticated hippie. I

(27:07):
think that's how I would classify Ryan Herd smell like
a hippie. That's that cleans up. You know, he feels
a certain way about things. He smells good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh,
that's a good name of a cologne. Sophisticated hippie. I know.
I agree the candle would be called sophisticated hippie. Sophisticated
hippie from Target. Number four is Dolly Parton, best smelling

(27:31):
celebrity to come in, just like a bouquet of flowers
came in. She looks perfect, she smells perfect. She smells
like yellow flowers to me, any yellow flower, maybe because
she has blonde hair. But Dolly Parton has a number
four on my good Smelling Celebrity list. At number three,
I put Tim McGraw. That's right. Tim McGraw has a

(27:57):
strong leather smell about him. It's not one of these
fancy pants mint smells. When Tim McCraw comes in, it's
a strong, positive leather. I don't know if it's a
skin or a cologne. But when he leaves, you're like,
I felt like I just made love to a ball glove. Yeah, okay, nice,

(28:18):
thank you? Is that what the name of the candle is?
They'd love to a ball glove at Target? Ball glove?
Whoopee two ninety nine number two. I've combined them because
they just are are great smelling as a team, and
that's all of a little big town. You know, there's
four of them, but I think even if three of

(28:40):
them smell great, it kind of overpowers Jimmy. I'm just
kidding Jimmy, but let me brings it down a little bit.
But they all have like a real freshness about them
all the time. A little big town is my number two,
my number one smeller though on my least to have
the best selling people in country music, m Eddie, you
know who I'm gonna say. I'm gonna say I can

(29:02):
smell him right now. It was so easy to have
a number one. Yeah, So to everybody listening right now,
this next person who's gonna be number one on the list,
you smell him before he even arrives. That's it's amazing. Yeah,
But just because you remember so vividly what he smelled
like last time, and you're like, oh, he's he's coming
to the studio, Oh he's coming to the show. Oh,

(29:25):
it like sets in your heart on the count of
three week and I'll say it one, two, three, Keith
Urban don't need And then even after you see him
bones like the rest of the day, you kind of
smell it on you a little bit. Yeah. Amy often
says that about Keith. Yeah, I'll get home hours later

(29:49):
smelling him on me. Sometimes I'll just see a picture
of him and smell him. It's just it's just in
my memory bank. Like I'll say, by the way, keeps
playing the g all Operate this Saturday. It's a show
the TV part of and the stream is a show
that I host and produce. And so it's Keith Urban,
Kelsey Ballerini and Morgan Evans and we'd love for you

(30:10):
guys check it out on the Opery Facebook page. Circle Network.
It's gonna be really, really wonderful. We had a good
show last weekend. It was Dustin Lynch, Trace Atkins and
Blake Shelton from his ranch in Oklahoma. But Dustin and
Trace where it's a grand ol Opry got to talk
to Dustin for a long time. Dustin and I are
good buds a little bit outside of the show. So
you know, he he travels all the time working and touring,

(30:32):
but he's just been out like cleaning his land NonStop
and he thinks he's gonna have it all done in
the next few weeks or so. But it is good
to catch up with him. What'd your son do on
Mother's Day? Well, he felt out a survey at school
this last week that I had no idea that the
teacher did, but she put together this worksheet and it
got printed out at my house and he filled it

(30:53):
out and then he gave it to me. So I'd
asked questions about you. Yeah, so it's it's the name
of the work. She was all about my mom and
the first thing was my mom is blank years old,
and then he would fill in the blank and how
old are you? Nine? No, how old are you really? Oh?
Thirty nine? Oh? Okay, he probably heard that wrong. Then, yeah,

(31:14):
so you think some I'm forty nine. Okay. What else?
She has brown eyes and blonde hair. I have brown
hair and hazel eyes. Okay, he struggling, so far, Okay,
go ahead. Her job is to make short talk. I
don't know if he meant small talk on the radio
or what. Okay. She loves to eat food. True, that

(31:37):
one he does have, right, Yeah, you do love. What else?
Her favorite drink is wine, but he spelt it with
an R rine ri I any I can only assume
he meant wine. How do you feel about your son
writing that your favorite drink is wine? I was. I
was a little confused by it because I drink so
much green tea and macha and a little bit of coffee.

(31:58):
I drink water like crazy. But I probably just don't
get excited about as any of that like I do. Wine.
Did you say anything to him about that? No, I
just said, oh, I mean my husband and I read
it out loud and we both just laughed a little bit. Yeah,
I thought, okay, and I just thought I was cute
how he spelled wine. She is really good at job. True,

(32:20):
I would vouch for that. You're very good at job.
She always says nice things to me, okay, and then
lastly she is super because she is kind to me.
So that was my little Mother's Day gift from Stevenson.
You know, I got a voicemail about your kids. I
think I'm gonna play here. This is Lindsay and Dallas

(32:41):
who called and you can call us at anytime eight
seven seven seventy seven, Bobby, and leave a voicemail. Here
is Lindsay and Dallas. I was wondering if you told
your kids about the moving and how they've handled it
since they came from Haiti and they moved into this
house and so this is the only stable house they've known.
Just wondering how they've taken it and how they feel

(33:03):
about it, and how everyone's doing with that love y'all
all buy that's an interesting question. So have you told
them you're moving? Yes, they know. They even want to
look at one of the houses this weekend because it
was totally vacant, and other houses that's not the case.
We don't take them and like everyone whos were masks
and gloves. But they're excited about it. I was a

(33:25):
little worried about that, especially with Stevenson, because I don't
want to stir up anything because yeah, this is the
only house they've known, but they're both very into it,
and they just want a swimming pool because somehow they
think that just because you're getting a new house. I
told you that's the one thing they thought when they
came to America. We walked in our house. I was

(33:46):
so excited to show them their rooms. And I don't
know what they thought the house was going to be like,
but I think a rumor at the Orphanage was that
all Americans have swimming pools and they go to the
backyard and they look out the window and they say,
where is the pool? And that's like in broken English.
They barely speak English, but they know how to say
where's the pool? And we didn't have one, and so

(34:08):
now that's their number one concern. Anytime we talk about
a house that we might like, does it have a pool?
Are you trying to find a place of the pool? Uh? Yes, yah,
no it doesn't. It's not. It's on the list, but
it's not a requirement because I've also relayed to them
that having a pool is a lot of work. And
but I mean, it would make me really happy to

(34:30):
if they really want one. It would be a joy
to be able to give them that. But I don't know.
Some of the houses of pools are too expensive. But
then I'm like, what, we just sold our house for
more money. You can always call us and leave a
voicemail again. Eight seven, seven seventy seven, Bobby, We love
it when you guys asked the questions. Today. This story

(34:52):
comes to us from Broadview Heights, Ohio. A man's been
stuck in his apartment, you know self, quarantine's kind of bored.
He looks at a roll of toile and he goes, man,
I wonder how long it would take to burn one
of those. So he lit it on fire in the
bathroom and who real quick the bathroom called on fire.
Then what happened firefighters. Firefighters had to come put it out,

(35:14):
and he got charged with disorderly conduct and arson and
they said there was a big bottle of vodka next
to him arson. Huh dang, just for being bored. Yeah,
there's always that one point when the fire gets so
out of control you realize you got to call somebody
to help you. That's a helpless feeling. It's that because

(35:34):
you're like a guy like I still handle like I
still handle it. Oh I can't handle it and you
have to call somebody. It just reminds me of when
like criminals are trapped in chimneys and they have to
call someone because they can't get out, like they just
robbed the store and or they're trying to climb into
the store and they're like I can get out, and
they have to call the cops and they know they're
gonna get in trouble. All right, Well, that guy's a

(35:55):
bone head. I'm lunchbox at your bone head store of
the day. It's time for the news. Love everybody, give
them back right now. There is a woman in Delaware
who thought, well, I want to make sure nobody in
my community goes hungry. If I can help it. Luis
Eliason was concerned for the homeless and all the families

(36:18):
struggling to get food right now, so she organized a
team of one hundred and twenty volunteers from her church
and neighborhood, and they got to work. Now. She studied
CDC guidelines about food handling and how they could safely
deliver food, and she made what they call a pop
up pbn J. Volunteers make the sandwiches and drop them
off to local nonprofits, which then provides mills for free

(36:40):
to anybody who wants to come to them. So, first
of all, I thought it was just cool that she
looked up how to not mess with food mostly and
I'm like, hey, now people who just make food. But
she looked it up to go where are we doing
this right? Learn how to do it and then made
ten thousand pbnjs said she was looking for a way
to get back ten thousand. First of all, I'm discussed

(37:01):
about peanut butter, but that's still pretty cool. Love it. Yeah,
me too, peanut butter. Though, I just asked for a jay.
I go and be like, hey, are you guys doing
a lot of good here? Can I just get a jay?
Can I get a PBJ, hold a PMB. But Louise,
that's really cool. That's what it's all about, right here.
That was tell me something good. Let's go over to

(37:22):
Amy and get the Morning Corny. The Morning Corny. What
do you call a great dog detective? What do you
call a great dog detective? Sherlock Bones? Oh nice? All right,
I'm pretty good. Yeah, that was The Morning Corny. I'm

(37:43):
doing a graduation speech for college kids everywhere and they
can hear it. It's not part of a podcast that
I heard Radio is doing, and I didn't know that
it was that big of a duel, but here's a
clip that was running on the radio that I heard.
I was like, Holy cow, that's pretty crazy. Here, listen
to this. I heard Radio ABU, along with some of
the most influential voices in the world, are making sure
the graduating class of twenty twenty get the commencement speeches

(38:05):
they deserve. Launching Friday, May fifteenth, Commencement the podcast featuring
commencement speeches from Tim McGraw, General Stanley mccrystall, Bobby Bows,
coach Mike Zishevsky more Graduating or not. Hey, here's the thing.
Usually I'm in that and more category. They list all
the cool people and they're like and Moore and Mahart
knows they meant me. But in this one I got

(38:26):
put in the normal category. Yeah, so I was pretty
excited about that. So that's going to happen. And then
I heard a commercial too. I'll play like fifteen seconds
of this. I was listening to the radio and this
girl claims that she was hypnotized and lost a bunch
of weight. I just want to be hypnotized, not to
want to eat cake and cookies all the time, because
it's all I crave all I'm at home all the time.
Here's a little bit of this commercial. Hey, this is

(38:48):
Lisa's Stow. Fan heard the Mark Patrick wait lost hypnosis
hype Well. I attended because my father stopped smoking with hypnosis.
Ipnosis eliminated my desire for soda and fast food, made
me want to exercise, and I lost sixty pounds in
six months. That's crazy. By the way, I don't know
this class. I don't know that person. This is not
a commercial for that at all. But I heard that
and thought, dang if I could get hypnotized to not crave.

(39:11):
Worther's original or k oh, I would do that. It's
so bad with these Worther's Original that my girlfriend, just
to be funny, she'll go, hey, I made us some more.
There's pancakes. And I'm like, because she makes concoctions, I
was like, you made Worth's Original pancakes. She wasn't. No,
I'm just kidding, like she knows I love Worth's Original
that much. So but I read that and I think back,

(39:32):
the only time I've ever been hypnotized, because you haven't
been hypnotized, right, amy No never. I got on stage
once in college and they were like, we need eight
volunteers for and they were making people, you know, be
British and clock like a chicken. And I was like,
I'll get up there. And so I got up and
he starts kicking people off that aren't hypnotized. But I
faked being hymntie so much he kept me on stage

(39:53):
the whole time, and so I wasn't hypnotized, but I
acted like it really good, and I stayed on stag age.
And I always wonder if he knew I was faking it,
or if he or if he thought I was hynotized
because I was such a good actor could be either
one could be either one. That's all I'm gonna say. Yeah,
you are an excellent actor. Yeah am I yeah am?

(40:15):
I though am all your movie. Anyway, I was listening
to the radio and I heard, well, I got one movie.
I know a belt, I know. I was listening to
the radio this weekend. I heard both of those. Both
those commercials, well one not even a commercial. If anyone let's, hey,
we should put up on our voicemail line. Call let's
if you've been hypnotized for whatever reason, to tell me
if it worked. We'll put the voicemail line up. Leave

(40:35):
us a voicemail eight seven seven seventy seven, Bobby, I've
every been hypnotized and it worked. If you're worked for
this company that left the commercial, don't call because I
don't need it. We don't need a commercial. I'm talking
about real life, for real, for real. Yeah, likes. Not
somebody who's selling hypnosis because that might work. I don't know,
but it intrigued me. But like, if you're somebody who
went and got hypnotized and it worked for you, hit

(40:55):
us up on the voicemail line eight seven seven seventy seven, Bobby,
that's our number, eight seven seven seventy seven bobbies. Let's
do a fantasy draft. We'll be drafting our teams of
one named celebrities. So I'll have the first pick and
I'll go first, and the first person on my team Dolly.

(41:17):
There you go, Amy, Who would you have pick first
if you had the first pick? Wow? Okay, I didn't
even have Dolly, so that's awesome. Oh wow, you didn't
have dollars. Maybe maybe that means I pick stinks. No,
I think it's awesome. I'm kind of mad. I didn't
think of it. Okay, my first pick is Dolly. Okay,
Now it's just celebrities. It doesn't have to be singers,

(41:40):
right sure? Well yeah? Or is it? Yeah? No, no,
any celebrity maybe Garfield? I have that on my list.
Oh yeah, okay, Um, then I'm next. I'm gonna go
with Oprah. Solid celebrities to go by one name. We're
drafting our favorite and at the end, we'll each have

(42:00):
a team and you vote on the team that you
feel as best at Bobby bones dot com. All right, Eddie,
you're up next. Okay, all right, this might be controversial here,
but I'm gonna go with the Rock. Oh is that
one word? I would say it's fine. Rock the wrong
I would say it's fine, Oh, Scooba, Steve Blew the whistle.

(42:26):
I would say it's not fine. So you consider the
to be a name? The is, I mean, it's it's
definitely in word count. When you count, we count our scripts,
we count our essays in school, the is counted as
a word. So I have to pull it. Okay, Eddie,
I would have said yes, but I'm not the ref. So, wow,
you can't have Rock. Okay, it's not the all right. Well,

(42:48):
then there goes my game plan, so I'm gonna have
to quickly change to eminem Wow, come on, come on,
Okay Morgan number two, Well, I had pulled I had
pulled her off my list because I thought she would
have been chosen. Yeah, but I'm gonna have to go
with Rebot. Yeah, I'm so surprised I didn't pick Rebot.

(43:10):
I'd have been my next pick. Solid Morgan number two
sitting over there. What's a great pick. Great job, great job, Raymond,
you have the final pick of the first round. Yeah.
This singer is so known by her first name, I
couldn't even tell you what her last name is. It
is Beyonce. Knowles. You know her last name, Beyonce Knowles

(43:32):
from Destiny's Child. Okay, I have I have Dolly, Amy
has Oprah, Eddie has Eminem, Morgan number two has Rebot,
Raymondo has Beyonce. Okay, Raymond the second round, we go backwards.
That you went last to first round, you get to
go first, second round? Go ahead? Yeah, another one. It's

(43:54):
a one Namer singer. She's really well known all across
the world. Adele, Hello, good one. Now that one. I
don't know her last name? Rights. Okay, let's go back
to Morgan number two, who got lucky with Reba sitting
there late in the draft. Will you take on the

(44:15):
second round? Oh, I gotta go. I was good at
the Delva. Raymundo took him, so I'm gonna go with Prince.
Oh good. Yeah, I didn't know if I had a clip.
Nice job over there with that clip. Okay, Eddie over
to you. Yeah yeah, this is from my people from
the Loop. Give me Nellie dang, come on, bang nice

(44:39):
nice nice, nice nice nice? Oh no clip for Nelly. Okay, Amy,
you're up. Oh my gosh, okay, oh club, thanks ray Amy,
you're up struggling right now, I've got one that I

(45:02):
love that I was gonna take. Okay, I'm gonna go
with Elvis. Great one. That's a great one. What's his
last name? Elvis knows? That's no, that's I did. But
that's a great one. Yeah. Well, with the last pick

(45:24):
of the second round. I was gonna take him in
the first round, but I just didn't think you guys
would be onto him, so I didn't draft him, hoping
he would be sitting here in the second round. And
my heart goes pitter patter because I'm right, he wasn't here.
I love him, Amy, you love him. I'm surprised you
didn't pick him. You love him so much, Amie. What

(45:44):
let's got one name? Let's go yeah, known as Jesus.
Oh my god, Oh my gosh, it's pretty big. He
just Bobby, you can just you're done. I thought about
taking them in the first round and it didn't think

(46:05):
you guys will be onto it. No, I wasn't my No, man, Wow,
that's a tough one. Okay, I'm gonna put my last
pick to shame. I know, Okay, like such a heathen. Okay,
so um, we all have had our second pick. We

(46:25):
get one more pick here. These are all celebrities. They
go by one name. So far my team is Dolly
and Jesus. That's all. Yeah, And I think for my
third pick, I'm gonna go by Garth. Yeah, of course,

(46:50):
just write down Garth. Everybody knows Garth, so I'll be
having my three pick there, Amy, you can add to
your team. I gotta talk this out because I'm either
between Okay, so I have Oprah, who's not a singer, Elvis,
who's old school, right singer, and then I have Madonna

(47:10):
and Drake Nice. Drake's hot right now, so that would
give me some leverage for current times. And Madonna's old school.
So I don't know Oprah, Elvis, Oprah, Elvis, Madonna, Oprah, Elvis, Drake.
I'm gonna go with Drake. Okay, there you go. I'm

(47:30):
gonna show you how to get it to go right
for left, all right, Eddie, Well, I mean this is stupid.
I don't even know why I'm picking the third one.
You've already won this, but I'm gonna go with goofy
Oh Solid. You picked je Jesus, I go goofy solid
more number two. He I'm between two a girl and

(47:52):
a guy but I think I'm gonna go with Usher.
Oh I sure, good? Yeah, Raymundo last pick of the draft.
I hate to go with another singer, but it seems
like the singers are the ones that go with the
one name, and it's newer for the millennials. Give me Lizzo,

(48:12):
oh good, one good? Yeah, I didn't even think about Lizzo.
Me too, neither. Um So my list some that didn't
get picked, okay, obvious. I can't believe Amy didn't pick
Reba a second pick. I was torn to pick Dot Reba, Elvis, Dolly,
Prince had Jesus slash God, I would take another one
of those. Oh, either one works. Yeah. If someone you

(48:38):
said Jesus, I almost came in with God, you could
have and really kind of equalize it. Did I should
have gone his sous I should have gone, Oh no,
that's not one. Beyonce, Oprah Sting Sting is one I
had on here. Oh yeah, ad share at Bono, Banksy Garfield,

(49:00):
Old and Snoopy or something that I don't know. And
you guys have anybody on the list. We didn't get
to Pink Pink dang good ones? Oh so would have?
Would jay Z have counted. I don't know. Yeah, that's
just one hyphen scooboy, what you thinking about jay z?
I think it's a one word. I give it to you. Yeah,
he didn't draft it, so yeah, yeah, yeah, he gives

(49:21):
it to you, except he doesn't because he didn't try. Yeah. Okay,
what you do is go to Bobby bones dot com
and vote. Lunchbox didn't take place in this draft because
he finished last last week. Um so go over to
bobbybones dot com and vote on the team that you
liked the best. Come on, Dolly, Jesus and Garth. Yeah,
I mean you wants all over it? Yeah, oh it

(49:45):
is okay. You know when someone's walking across the street
and they get a ticket for jaywalking or you're told, hey,
don't don't jaywalk. Do you know why it's called jaywalking?
I have no idea. Jay was once slang for foolish person,
like a dummy, but it was like a jay. So
when a pedestrian a north street signs he was liable

(50:06):
to get hit by a car or a buggy, and
ignorant people jay's, they'd be called a jay walker. How
about that? I never have heard that in my life.
Let me call you. That's so fun, Like, that's a
fun fact. You know I have we have Fun Fact
Friday on Fridays. Yeah, I read that this morning. I
was so excited to share just a purely fun fact
on a Monday, for nothing else than sharing it. No,

(50:28):
not no agenda with that, Amy, like you do on
your fun facts, and yours are all ranked and fancy.
Mine's like this is fun. Let's just have a good
time with it, you know whatever. I don't even rank
mine correctly like I do them, and you're like, I
would have put a number five and number one, number
two and number four. I love a list. I love
a list. You's Amy's pile of stories. So Lifetime is

(50:50):
pushing out fifty new movies before the end of the year.
So some people might be freaking out because they love
themselves in Lifetime and they don't know what's happening with production,
but they are working overtime to make sure that we're
good to go. They're going to be premiering the new
Prince Harry and Meghan Markle movie. They also have a
Betty White Christmas movie that they're working on, and so
many more. Apparently this is Lifetime's thirtieth anniversary this year,

(51:14):
so they want to celebrate big and they're not going
to leave us hanging well, and they found their niche
in Christmas movies and I saw Betty White it's like
ninety eight and just signed on this new movie. So yeah,
pretty cool. Ally, what else, So the pandemic is making
a lot of men get over their fear of commitment,
and Bobby, I know that you at points in your
life fear of commitment. Well generally, I wanted to see

(51:37):
your thoughts on this because there was a new survey
that was done and forty percent of men say that
they this whole coronavirus situation has made them finally want
to start taking dating more seriously. So apparently coronavirus is
a cure for fear of commitment. Well, I would say
it's hit me in a different way. I'm not dating obviously,
but if you're new to the show, I've never been

(51:59):
married during engaged, no kids. But I would say that
corona happened and my girlfriend and I now decided we
would quarantine together, not knowing how long it would be,
and I think it was the best thing to happen
to me. So I don't think it did what you
are saying, that story said. But I think for me
it's been a positive experience in my relationship because I

(52:20):
don't know that we ever would have just jumped in
the house together and been like, let's see how this goes.
We just spent a couple of days here. They're our
own places. But I think it's kind of fast forwarded
in a wonderful way my relationship. Right, So we're because
you were in a relationship that got expedited. But I
think for some people that aren't in a relationship, they
realize they're missing something. They have more time to themselves

(52:42):
to just be and they are like, you know what,
I think I want someone to spend this time with.
I would say this is like a two month Christmas
to single people, because Christmas and Hall, you know, you're
just by yourself and you're like, well, this stinks. This
is like that for single people. It's not over on
the twenty sixth, right, So but I can see how
I would I would fill that water in the holidays,
or I'll be like, man, this stinks, I don't want
to be by myself. But then it would be November

(53:04):
twenty seventh, I'm like party, So yeah, but I get it.
I'm glad. I'm thankful, not that the situation happened, but
how it has affected me. I'm very grateful. And then
I got to work, and then it's really furthered A
wonderful relationship. Yeah. Well, speaking of relationships, a couple that
I love to follow is j Lo and a Rod

(53:26):
Jennifer Lopez and Alex Rodriguez, and they have had to
put their wedding on hold. They were planning a pretty big,
amazing wedding with tons of guests to take place in Italy,
but obviously with coronavirus, they are now postponing that and
they're they still plan on doing something like that, but
just considering new dates. Get a bowl for my tears

(53:47):
because they can't go to Italy with all their fancy friends.
I just dating people they really wanted to get married.
They just get married. Okay, Yes, that really stinks though,
really that stinks. I'm rude. I'm rude for the crazy couple.
All right, Maybe that's my pile. That was Amy's pile
of stories. I saw where a Little Richard died. Over

(54:08):
the weekend, legendary rock and roll musician Little Richard passed
away bone cancer at eighty seven years old, and I
thought that I would highlight him in his career in
Bobby and Eddie's Music School. Bobby and Eddie's Music School
is now in session, open the morning and out too,
so I'll play a few Little Richard clips. Here. Here

(54:30):
is tooty fruity bom bomb bloom mom lamb bomb Bombo.
Here is good Golly miss Molly. And here is rip

(54:50):
it up. I'm I mean a little rich She was
doing that before Michael Jackson was. Yeah. You know a
lot of people cried at Michael Jackson's shrieks to Little Richard.
Little Richard, a founding father of rock and roll, whose streaks,
flamboyant garb and joyful gender bending persona embodied the spirit

(55:14):
and sound of the new rock and roll or reform,
died Saturday. He was eighty seven years old, and I
was thinking about how I know Little Richard. It was
the oldest channel a lot. He's listen to the older
channel all the time. So I know a lot of
Little Richard songs, but our generation may know him best
from his appearance on Full House. The episode too Little Richard,
Too Late, aired back in nineteen ninety four. Here's a

(55:34):
clip of Little Richard, who played one of Michelle's friends
uncles him doing ittsy bitsy Spider came the song died
up Missus Spider Amy. Do you know little Richard? When

(55:55):
I say him, can you picture him? Yes? Second picture him? Yeah.
But anyway, little Richard died at eighty seven years old.
I wanted to share that inside of my music school today.
So there you go. Class is dismissed. Thank you, Class
dismiss That was Bobby and Eddie's music school. Bobby and
Eddie's music school is now in session, up in the

(56:18):
morning and out. So we know the song by a
Dolly Parton called Joe Lene, right, yep, yes, Well, Joe
Lene was actually an eight year old girl that Dolly
met backstage at a show. It was one of those
meet and Greek situations where she met the little girl
and said, you're a pretty little girl. What's your name?

(56:39):
She said, my name is Joe Line. She's like, wow,
that's a great name. So she's at that moment she
sang Joe Lene, Joe Lene, Joe Lene. She said, I'm
going to write a song about that. And people that
witness this said that she walked back to her dressing room,
singing it over and over so she wouldn't forget the
name Joelene. And then finally, one day she wrote the
song and called it Joe Lene. Huh yeah, about an

(57:01):
eight year old kid. She wasn't worried about her husband. Yeah, hey,
I know, because that storyline's crazy. Yeah, we're you gonna say. Yeah.
A little fun fact too, is that she wrote Joe
Lene and I Will Always Love You on the same day. Yeah. Yeah,
she told us that here on the show. So Joelene
was a literal eight year old girl. Yeah, eight year

(57:21):
old girl as she met backstage and just she just
liked the names. She's not gonna name it. I'm gonna
call it Joe Lene. I wonder what she got the
rest of that song then, like, what else happen? What
was the other girl's name? But he was trying to
steal her? Man, that's what I wanted to it's probably Yeah,
we don't talk about that far. She's like, you know what,
Hildreth didn't sound very good in a song. Let me
go find another name. All right, thank you guys for
hanging out. You close it up. Here we go class.

(57:42):
This miss that was Bobby and Eddie's music school. Let's
hear from Debbie in Gainesville, Florida. Hi, Bobby morn in studio. Okay,
two things first, even though you hear it all the time,
I kind of saying how much I love listening to
the show. It's like hanging out with awesome friends. I
laugh when I find myself talking to the radio or
shouting answers or singing your victory songs. I kind of

(58:05):
wish I had a victory song as well. I must
have missed when Bobby told us about the post quarantine
Caitlin Bobby plan. So come on, Bobby, just between us friends,
what's the plan? Okay, well, right, we're all friends here.
So my girlfriend, as of a couple of days ago,
has been staying with me now for two months. I've
been quarantined for eight weeks together. And we did along.

(58:27):
I was gonna last, nobody did, but she lives in California.
Was like, Hey, I'm gonna come and we'll just stay together,
not knowing what was gonna happen. And it's been the
greatest thing to ever happened to me. And so I'll
say that I'm not going to say right now, but
we're gonna say on Friday Show. And there are three options.
The options are, after this is over, she's going to

(58:49):
move back and we'll continue to day with distance, but
we can go back and forth pretty easily. Two she
moves to Nashville where I am, but lives in a
place close, rents her own apartment. Or three she moves
in with me. And I've never had anyone live with
me before like that ever. So those are the three options, Amy,

(59:10):
do you know the answer already? No? But I have,
I have my guest. But no, I don't know. You
don't know, okay, So Eddie is the only one who knows.
I think I forgot though, Oh you did? Okay, if
you told me man, I forgot, So go ahead amongst
us friends, tell me what well, I will tell you
guys on Friday's show. I'll tell you what we did
though on Friday night. This past weekend. She is from

(59:34):
Oklahoma and loves Oklahoma the musical. I've never seen it,
and so I had kind of a hectic week with work,
and she has a hectic week cause she's graduating for
a second time college this week. She gotts on Wednesday,
she gets her masters, and so we had a hectic week,
me working in her student school and her with her job,
and it was like, hey, Friday night, we're just gonna

(59:54):
put the phones away and do something together. So order
some food and we we're gonna watch the two episodes
of the Last Dance, the Michael Jordan documentary. But instead
I was like, hey, why don't we watch Oklahoma. That's
your favorite movie. I can take it. It'll be fine,
and so we get on iTunes. Nothing, get on Netflix,
they don't have it. We get on We tried six
different places. I downloaded Voodoo, which is the Walmart streaming service.

(01:00:18):
It said they have it. Then I couldn't stream it
from there. Finally I got my remote and pushed the
button and go, hey, Oklahoma the musical. And the only
place I could watch it was my TV carrier. So
I paid fourteen ninety nine to watch Oklahoma. It was
made in nineteen fifty five and then. But there were

(01:00:41):
some things that happened in that though that I thought, Oh,
I didn't know this where it came from. You know
that song, Oh what a beautiful morning, here's this one
I hear a beautiful that's curly. That's how the show
starts Curly's on a horse riding in to meet a girl,
and he's a good looking guy, right, and then he's

(01:01:03):
a girl who he's trying to get. Laurie. She's smoking hot, right,
like nineteen fifty smoking hot, but still smoking hot. And
then I'll look it up. But there's a difference. I
don't know. I would have to google nineteen fifties hot.
Different different. The hair's like curlier, you know, you know,

(01:01:25):
there weren't corsets, um so, but she comes out and
I'm like, I'm like, she's hot. It turns out she's
the mom from the Partridge Family, which was even before
I was born, and she's still alive. And to see
her back then was crazy because she was like nineteen
when when they filmed that. And then there was one
guy named the Pedlar on there who like sells stuff,

(01:01:46):
except that was Eddie Albert, who was the head in
Green Acres like twenty years later. So I'm gonna say
this what it was. By the way, it was two
hours and thirty minutes long, Holy moly. But I'm gonna
say it was actually pretty good, not near as bad
as I thought for a nineteen fifty five movie. It
was really good. But I mean I wouldn't watch it normally,

(01:02:06):
but I could see myself enjoying the play because we
started as a play and then they made this and
now it's, you know, still a production. But then there
was this song that did a big hodown. The farmers
and the cow should be lovers or something. Here wait,
here's the clip. The farmer and the cowman should be frans.
Oh yeah, okay, whatever whatever. Well, and I went around

(01:02:29):
singing the whole weekend the farmer ran the cow they're
just lovers. And she didn't like my take on it
very much. Oh yeah, territory folks beat the house, cow Boys,
dance with the farmers daughters, farmers dance with the ranchers day.
So it's it's a straight ahead musical on a sound stage.
But I enjoyed it more than I thought I would.

(01:02:50):
But we did that on on Friday night, we watched Oklahoma. Okay, boom,
there you go. I watched that, Eddie. I think you'd
probably like it. Oh, I love that stuff. You kidding me? Coach?
If you like that Bones, you need to watch No no, no, no,
no no no no Casablanca, dude, I love you out
of your mind. You're out of your mind. Um, what

(01:03:10):
did you do anything this weekend? Like, just I don't know,
movie wise, I don't know. I mean no, I mean
we were no just at the house. I mean my
speaking of movies, my kids did watch your movie. If
you want me to tell you how that went, by
the way, my movie, it's not. I was in a
movie called band Slam where I had like nine lines,
but I did it. I was like fifteen years ago, right, No,

(01:03:31):
and so maybe not that long ago, but yeah, a
long long time ago, yeah, twelve maybe. Yeah. They though
I did it with the purpose of watching it without
telling them you're in it, to see if they noticed you.
Like they didn't have a clue. I said, y'all are
gonna watch Bandslam tonight, and my husband and I went
to watch something else. We were in totally separate rooms,

(01:03:53):
and they were kind of whining, like, we've never heard
of bandslam? What's bandslam? Why do we have to watch bandslam?
I said, y'all are gonna love it. Guess what. They
loved it. Yeah, first of all, she loved that. I
just said, hey, just you'll you'll recognize people in there
are like Phoebe from Friends. Just see who all you
notice in there? And then I hear her yell Gabrielle
from high school musicals in here, Vanessa Hudgens. And then

(01:04:17):
towards the end, I hear screams from the living room
of them yelling booby, booby, booby, and they couldn't believe it.
And they they were so shocked to see you, and
they were so excited, and they loved the movie. Yeah. Good,
they loved it before your part, because you're towards the end.
But we would hear them laughing and you know, quoting things.

(01:04:40):
So I recommend it. If parents have kids and they
haven't seen it, put it on. Hey, speaking of recommendations, Hey, Raymundo.
Raymundo's our audio producer. He calls himself Alpha Male Raymundom.
You are gonna ree Outer Banks. Do I see that? Ye?
Did you like it? I really did? Yeah, it's it's
on Netflix. It's the show. It's kind of like, is
it like a kid Ozark or something. The kids are

(01:05:04):
in high school and some of them they're all underage.
They're not allowed to smoke, they're not allowed to drink,
so they're seventeen eighteen years old. So yeah, for a
majority of it. You're watching kids, and what do you
think about it? What do you what do you rate it?
So I gave it four boats out of five. I
said boats because they basically use boats more than they
use vehicles because they're on the outer bank. So apparently

(01:05:25):
this coastal lifestyle, there's not a lot of vehicles on
the road. But it's a thriller and you're gonna love
it because it's under an hour every episode. You're talking
forty five minutes, maybe fifty. But it goes by quick.
Ten episodes one season. They'll probably be another season in
like six months, so you watch it all. Yeah, we
knocked it out. It was in a weekend easily, and
it was very, very good. Even though you're watching kids

(01:05:46):
the whole time, it's it's okay, we get it. You're
watching kids. It just sounds creepy and okay. So it's
really enjoyable. I recommend Oklahoma if you're into old musicals.
I'll give it the recommendation. I'll give it. My expectations
were so low, Amy it's it's the greatest scenario for
me to walk into that. They were so low. I mean,

(01:06:09):
I give it three and a half out of four
oaks and you give band slam what well the kids
give it they give it five bobbies out of five. Nice,
and the Raimundo and outer banks you give it four
boats out of five. Okay, there you go. Had a
pretty good weekend. On Saturday, Eddie Raymundo, Amy's husband and

(01:06:32):
myself did some social distance golfing. Amy, what does your
husband think about us? Because we always wonder if he
likes us or not. Oh, I mean he came home
and I said, how was it? He said it was
so much fun? Really, because I mean that's what he
thinks of y'all. He's so much more. He's so much
cooler and more sophisticated. And he's in the military. And
sometimes Eddie and are like, does he even like us?

(01:06:52):
Or does he think we're idiots? Amy? Your husband even
has a cool ring tone on his phone, Like his
phone is it? I don't know, but his phone rings
then for ours is like his is like what? No,
that's you know why that is because he hasn't Android.
It's different. It's just no, it's not cool. Well, I'm
gonna give me an Android tomorrow then, because man, that's

(01:07:15):
so cool. Ours are like little song jingles his is
like legit, like the President's calling mine's like black eyed
peas my humps, but the low the low five version
h and his was like yeah, yeah, yeah, but um,
we had a really good time though. Eddie was said, Okay,
we're gonna go at eight in the morning and then

(01:07:37):
I'm not trying to get up at in the morning
on a weekend. But okay, because Eddie had to get
home for his wife for it was the day before
Mother's Days. I don't know what were you guys, you
had some kind of plan. Well, yeah, yeah, the day
before it was her birthday, of the day after was
Mother's Day. So we're like, we want to kind of
make it a whole weekend thing. So I was gonna
basically disappear just for a little bit to play golf
and I'll be back by noon er one. Well that
was the plan. At eight am, it was thirty nine

(01:07:58):
degrees yeah, yeah, which is no buayne no, the Spanish
word of the day, no buyne no. And it warmed
up pretty quick, but wit a good time. You can't
touch the flags because of corona, you know, you don't
grab the stick or anything, but it was good. It
was as long as your husband thinks we're cool, then
then we all feel like it was a successful event
because we worry about that. Amy, Oh it was a success,

(01:08:21):
and I yeah, I think he thinks it's cool y'all
invite him. So I wonder if he feels the same
way about y'all. I think he probably leaves there thinking, Oh,
I wonder if they like me where they think I'm
cool because we're like fourteen year old girls. I hope
he likes me. Yeah, we love him. You know what's
funny is and I don't know too much about this
because they've kept a secret purposefully, but there is now

(01:08:42):
a why we'll call it the wags of the bob
Boncho like wives and girlfriends or what do you call it? Amy?
The significant others club? Oh well, my husband called it
the SOS group, Yeah, which is significant other support group?
Oh got it? Because as Amy's husband and my girlfriend

(01:09:03):
had a big talk, is she struggles a little bit
with the public life now, and so my girlfriend and
Raymundo's fiance did some social distance hanging out too, because
she doesn't have many friends. So there's like a little
secondary support group happening here. But they don't share. Yeah,
So nothing. Yeah, my husband wanted to make it clear
that nothing shared will get brought home, so their conversation

(01:09:27):
wasn't shared with me. I have no idea what he
talked to Caitlin about, what Caitlin talked to him about.
And so Eddie, Lunchbox, Scuba, Steve Ray. If any of
y'all significant others need anything, the group is formed and
everybody it's just it's just like a thing. It's like
you're in the club already, So if they need anything,
they just reach out. So they basically just vent to

(01:09:49):
each other about us. It's like fight. They can vent
and how did you handle this? Or how did you feel?
And is this okay? Is it normal for me to
feel this way? It's just that they don't feel alone.
Dropped the kids off whenever, tired of the kids. Not
that kind of a simple group. But yeah, this guy
fifty nine years old, it's a grave digger working in

(01:10:09):
a New Jersey and the sides of the eight foot
deep grave he was digging caved in and it pinned
him up to his knees and dirt. He got trapped
in a grave. He got trapped in a grave he
was digging. Are you kidding me. He almost got buried
alive in a grave he was digging. Isn't that crazy?
He almost dug his own grave? Okay, yes, that would

(01:10:31):
be iron Listen, I do that a lot, not literally.
Co workers called for help but took the rescue crews
thirty minutes to free him. He went to the hospital
playing at chest pains, but was later released. That story
is nutty, huh. Also another story as I wanted to
bring in real quick because I know Raimundo loves the
White Claw? Raymond, do you still drink why Claw right now?
I've tried other seltzers. All occasionally drink the White Claw,

(01:10:54):
but I'm not just to drinking them. I'm not. I'll
drink other hard seltzers because other ones are very good
as well. Is why Clau your favorite? I would say
it's number one, It's definitely top three, And then bud
Light Seltzer's real close behind Why Claw launched a seventy
calorie seltzer with new flavors and less alcohol. How do
you feel about that? The less alcohol isn't good because

(01:11:16):
right now I believe it's a little bit more than
a beer. So if it's less, then you're talking I
mean you're getting close to almost non alcohol alcohol. Then
if you're drinking that, would you get a less alcohol
when if it had less sugar and carbs? Yeah, absolutely,
I mean that's one of the main reasons. I believe
carbs are around two two grams of carbs and one can,
and then the calories are really low as well. That's

(01:11:37):
why they're really popular. Or Amy or Seltzer is more
of a girl drink or kind of a I feel
like um girls in Ray Okay who calls himself a
man's man. Yeah yeah, yeah, faml Raymundo, Yeah yeah yeah Amy.
How is Mother's Day yesterday? It was really good. I

(01:11:59):
mean got to have of a really easy morning and
breakfast everybody, and we did church online and then I
got some time to myself for a little bit and
then that was it. All I wanted was my my
me time. Um. I got some gifts and cards from
the kids and my husband, so that was thoughtful and nice.
What kind of gift? Yeah, uh, I got like eye

(01:12:23):
patches and the kids made me cards and yeah that's
my gift. Apparently something else is coming, but it didn't
arrive in time. I don't know what it is. Oh,
you don't know what the big gift is. Well, I
don't know if it's big. I don't know what it is,
but I do love me a good like eye patches.
I love putting on those those on my eyes every morning.
So that was thoughtful. And then something else and my

(01:12:44):
husband was super disappointed that it didn't arrive. Do you
ever use that face thing I got you for Christmas?
That i'd mortgage my house? My face light? Yeah? Do
you honestly use it? Be truth? What's okay if you don't? No,
I honestly do use it for one hundred percent. I
like to use the red light the most for collagen.

(01:13:05):
I don't know any of that means. I read a
story I was thinking about you because it's about wine,
and I used to, you know, drink your glass of
wine to kind of wine yourself down after having, you know,
the kids running around all day. That wine is not
good for your overall sleep, but actually messed with your
sleep cycle. When we think about that, Oh yeah, I
believe it. I mean, if you drank enough, I think

(01:13:27):
it helps. But I think the thing is it's like
the what kind of sleep are you getting? Because I've
heard yeah, it'll help you sleep, so you think, but
the quality isn't that great, so it's not recommended. I
woke up from sleep yesterday and had a cough and
I was like and I was like, oh no. And

(01:13:48):
my first thought was to have corona, you know, And
I thought, oh no, I have a corona and it
had like a sniffle. But then I asked Alexas, what's
up with my allergies and it was like super pollen.
But anytime I have anything now, I'm just convinced. And
Eddie and I were having the conversation this weekend. I
think now would be the right time to get it,
if you had to get it right, because the hospital

(01:14:10):
they're kind of used to it now, and I gotta
figured out a little bit, a little bit. I don't know,
I don't know what it's like certain places. Yeah, well
I thought I had corona for a little bit and
then my allergies are just so severe. But I did
text gen Wayne from Runaway June, who had corona, and

(01:14:31):
I was like, Hey, what's it like when you get it?
She was like, well, you taste buds, they fade. I'm
licking everything. I'm just grabbing things. My fridge is licking
it to see if I can taste it. Again, I
was like, okay, I tastes like an apple and some
things I would take and I would not look at
it and lick it and try to guess what it
was from the fridge. Nailed every one of them, one
hundred percent. Don't have corona. That's why I bought that
huge jar of jelly beans was for I got it

(01:14:54):
at the beginning of the quarantine to keep in my
house as an easy way to test for coronavirus. What
was that again, for the taste of it? Yeah, I
read that there was the jelly bean test, and you know,
you can always know. That's like a fun game too,
guess the flavor of the jelly bean, and if you can,
then oh, that's what they say to you. You chew

(01:15:15):
it and you go I can't tell. Everybody goes oh.
They point at you and go, oh, okay, it's time
for the good news. So restaurants in Texas are able
to open back up. And there's a restaurant called Frog
and the Bull in Austin, and on their first day

(01:15:37):
opening back up, they had this family come in and
the man and the family once they got the bill
he gave it to the waiter and said go back
and double it. And the waiter was so confused because
he didn't order double the food. He just wanted him
to double the bill. So he went to his manager
and the manager said, well, if the customer wants to
double it, we double it. So they charged him double

(01:15:57):
for his meal. Then he tipped the three hundred dollars
on top of that for the waiter. Then he left
an additional thousand dollars for the house, so his total
bill was over two thousand dollars. And they really really
appreciated that because business was definitely slow before they were
able to open back up. That guy was Matthew McConaughey
or Michael Dell Day. That's a lot of money. Hey,

(01:16:20):
good for that guy, because obviously he cared. And that's
what it's all about right now. That was tell me
something good. Thinking about bringing baseball back, Amy, And they're
thinking about in July and just shortening the season by
about half. How many games do you think, Amy, just
asking you that you think regular baseball plays in a season.
I sent it like a hundred and something. It's one

(01:16:41):
hundred and sixty two. So they're Okay. The whole suggestion
now is to play an eighty game season and then
you only play pretty much your regional rivals, so you
don't have to travel a whole lot, and you can
even travel by bus if you need to, you know,
if you have to. So, you know, everybody trying to
figure it out now how to get things going because
they're showing that Korean baseball. You guys been watching Korean

(01:17:04):
baseball at all? It comes on a little later. Yeah,
ESPN has been showing it. That's the one sport that
they have now. And you know, the fans that sit
They are allowing a few fans now, but they have
to be really spread out, but mostly it's just seats
with pictures of fans. So yeah, team owners are asking
players to take a reduce salary since fans won't be

(01:17:25):
a game. That's how they make the money to pay them.
I think it's fine to ask the players take a
reduce salary if fans aren't there. I mean I took
a reduced salary because well, you know, we do this show.
They were like, hey, everybody's struggling financially. A lot of
the companies that spend money in advertisement are struggling, so
they're having to pull back a little bit. And they said,
will you take a less percentage just like two months ago?

(01:17:45):
And I said absolutely, So I think it would be
crazy for the players to not take less if the
owners are making less. But you probably need to see
the books though. Anyway that's happening, be good the UFC fights, Amy,
did you catch any of those or do you care? No?
I did not for those. No, I didn't think so.
I guess that's that's a major UFC though. That's major contact.

(01:18:07):
So I guess each each player, one guy the day
before got corona they had to pull out. Yeah, crazy,
like he didn't get it the day before, but they
tested him and he had it and he had to
pull out. So yeah, that's it for the show today.
Morgan number two. What happened today that people want to
check out on the podcast, Well, we did a draft
of one named celebrities if you like our fantasy draft,

(01:18:29):
we drafted one name celebrities, and I'll say there was
one person that didn't go until way later than I thought.
I was like, how is this person still available in
the draft? You can hear that. What else we heard
about Amy's mother day, and what all happened on our
special day? Yes, Amy's mother day, that is correct. And
then what else you listed the top five best smelling

(01:18:52):
country artists. Yeah, kind of an underrated segment from today.
I feel I laid out the top five smelling artists.
They come into the studio or I know, because they
just smell good. I don't feel like they should be
they get recognized enough. So we did that in the
show too. Check it out. Search for the Bobby Bone
Show podcast wherever you listen to podcasts. Have a great,
great day today, Amy, anything you're doing today? No, same old,

(01:19:15):
same ol. I mean, now we're adding house hunting into
the mix. So school, this is the last week of school,
so this is exciting. And then yeah house hunting, you're
gonna ask you thank you as good? Wonder if you're
gonna ask me or if I just gonna sit over
here and be like, um, I have a have a

(01:19:36):
zoom interview with twenty four seven Sports. Even with the company,
they're like asking me to do a little more sports,
and so I may get my toe back in a
little bit. I see a national sports show a few
years ago. But I'm doing a zoom with twenty four
seven Sports Today for an interview talking to Clay Walker Today,
which we're gonna error on the show at a later point.

(01:19:57):
So just work stuff. Hey, what else new? Right? Thank you? Amy?
All right, Well that's it. Amy has no interest. After
she says her part of what she's doing in the day,
she just checks out, that's not true. I love no,
I honestly I lost you on video and I was
trying to reconnect with you so I could see your face.

(01:20:18):
But you didn't ask me what I was doing my day.
You told me your day, Yes I did. All right,
we gotta get We'll see you guys on tomorrow's show. Goodbye, everybody,
Come on sho

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